This week: Dan sells out to Stephen Colbert, Marcel lets us in on the secret black dog whistles, and both of us manage to keep the episode under 2 hours for once.

Topics Discussed This Week:

Older, Whiter, Gaffier: Joe Biden Is Running For President
C*lifornia Has Become One Big Bioweapon
Nothingburgers and Fried Chicken: Bill Barr Goes to Congress (And Then Doesn't, too)
Assange Is Downgraded from Master Spy/Hacker to Bail Jumper
Is Venezuela Putin's Fault?? (TV SAYS!!!)
The Muslim Brotherhood Is Just Like the Democrats and Republicans
The NRA is Falling Apart
The Ongoing Facebook Purge Takes Down Louis Farrakhan

AND,

Your Hosts Get Increasingly Desperate For Funding.

Articles/Links For This Week:

>Biden Candidacy
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/25/us/politics/joe-biden-2020-announcement.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/02/us/politics/joe-biden-women-me-too.html

>LA Measles outbreak
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-measles-return-shame-20190503-story.html

>Bill Barr
https://nypost.com/2019/04/28/barr-threatens-not-to-testify-before-house-committee/
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/02/us/politics/house-democrats-barr-mueller.html

>Assange
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/05/03/julian-assanges-50-week-prison-sentence-disproportionate-concerning/

>Venezuela Coup
http://www.unz.com/tsaker/behold-the-breathtaking-weakness-of-the-empire
https://www.thedailybeast.com/venezuela-when-a-coup-is-not-a-coup-what-the-hell-do-you-do
https://www.thedailybeast.com/venezuela-coup-was-a-russian-plot-behind-the-failed-uprising

>Geriatric Guantanamo
https://www.defenseone.com/politics/2019/04/guantanamo-nursing-home-terrorist-suspects/156575/

>Muslim Brotherhood
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/04/trump-seeks-designate-muslim-brotherhood-terror-group-nyt-190430084630495.html
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/07/muslim-brotherhood-qatar/532380/
https://clarionproject.org/muslim_brotherhood_explanatory_memorandum/
https://bridge.georgetown.edu/research/civilization-jihad-debunking-the-conspiracy-theory/
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/does-pbs-know-that-washin_b_533808
https://foreignpolicy.com/2010/04/09/robert-satloff-doth-protest-too-much/

>NRA
https://www.philly.com/news/nation-world/nra-national-rifle-association-oliver-north-wayne-lapierre-extortion-20190427.html

>Facebook & Farrakhan
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/05/02/facebook-bans-extremist-leaders-including-louis-farrakhan-alex-jones-milo-yiannopoulos-being-dangerous
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/04/tech/trump-social-media-twitter-facebook/index.html
https://slate.com/technology/2019/05/facebook-alex-jones-ban-underwhelming.html
https://www.thewrap.com/snoop-dogg-rips-facebook-for-louis-farrakhan-ban/
https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/individual/louis-farrakhan