On this episode of Backhanded Comments, Brandon accuses everyone's father of being into tranny porn while recounting his days he worked at a porn shop. Mike also shares his elaborate one-time  master plan to smuggle an anime sex doll out of the same store. Afterward, he goes on to profess his love for David Lynch's beautiful white coif as the guys discuss the perpetual crime wave of sexual scumbagdom and how the initial victims aren't the only ones feeling the sting from the fallout.