After a brief hiatus, we're BACK, bay-bee!!! This week we've got acquaintance-of-the-show John C. Merfeld spitting sweet and low into your thirsty eardrums for his Spoiling Ourselves debut. (As we must CONSTANTLY remind you, it takes three appearances to attain friend-of-the-show status. All those who have not appeared on the show are enemies-of-the-show. John's not an enemy, not yet a friend - also not a girl, not yet a woman.)

We watched Fawlty Towers. Elon Musk, please get in touch with us about our real-life Truman Show on the moon.