With John, Tom, and Ben all away, Blake Finney (@FinneyBlake) joins Darius to discuss the latest blockbuster MLB transaction, Pablo Sandoval being designated for assignment. They then move on to much more minor moves such as Jose Quintana heading to the Cubs, before thinking up landing spots for the likes of Justin Verlander and Sonny Gray. Blake's All-Surprise and All-Disappointment fantasy teams are assessed, particularly Alex Bregman's unfortunate Twitter interactions, and the duo pick their own All-Crap and All-Star teams, and ponder the bizarre saga of Zack Cozart's donkey. Midseason award frontrunners are picked, considering the issue of whether anyone can stop Aaron Judge, and finally the issue of how to spice up the All-Star game is solved (spoiler: we don't think it's incredibly shiny catcher gear).