In episode 17, we dive into The Knight Before Christmas, a Netflix original holiday romcom that asks, "what if a 14th-century knight became patient zero for a new Black Death by bringing his germs into the year 2019?" Okay, it doesn't actually ask that, because he's too busy speaking anachronistically modern English and falling in love with Vanessa Hudgens. But WE ask that, along with such questions as:
-Is "Sir Cole" the worst name for a knight?
-Is cannibalism technically illegal?
-What the hell is going on with the Netflix romcom wardrobe department? Are these sweaters a cry for help?

Music: "Our Big Adventure" by scottholmesmusic.com