Just a teaser for the show to come, and what a clip full of ammo! Child Molesters! Civilization-threatening diseases! Ruthless cops with tasers and the families who hate them! Puppies! (No, really, there's a puppy, but you'll have to listen to find out why.) Damn, not even one episode down yet, and we're already starting to sound like the world's most twisted freak show! Stay tuned word; here it comes!