It's time to put on your tux and attach the double-sided tape to your cleavage because the Oscars are this Sunday! We gazed in a crystal ball and found some mushrooms somewhere and we're ready to predict who'll win and who'll be drunk in a fountain at the after-parties. Since you'll probably be in the bathroom when they award the statue for Best Special Effects Editing in a Short Documentary Subject about Dead People we're sticking to the big ones: Acting, directing, screenplays, you know, the ones they'll be putting on commercials the minute the show is over. There are 8 movies up for Best Picture and the competition is fierce. Will it be one in a foreign language or one where all the races get along nicely. Maybe one with a super-hero owned by a major corporation. Listen to us and win the big prize at your office Oscar pool. And Neil will tell you where and when to watch the Talking Movies crew (the good-looking ones anyway) on TV. Oh, and don't forget to listen to us next week when we'll either be gloating or eating our hats.