B: I'd like to thank you, Snow
S: What
B: You've set such a low bar that I found myself swept off my feet by the mere fact that my date showed up on time tonight
B: Put me in high spirits for the entire evening
S: Good
S: I'm glad I could hwip
S: Help
B: Drinking spirits also helped, especially since none were dumped unceremoniously in my lap
S: That was an accident
S: You ass

After a being set up on a terrible date with Baz, Simon has to contend with a barrage of condescending texts reminding him what a disaster he is.