Hi everyone, Micheal Buzz here, and I just have to say wow, I did not expect this or maybe I kinda did. Usually I never buy into Ryan's bulls...ahem, exaggerated stories. But it all kinda ties together this time. Before Ryan picked up my leftovers I actually went on a few dinners with Chanel. She never had the best table manners, always interrupting me when im talking about me and my career to go on some scifi nerd spurge all about robotics being our only salvation. You wouldn't think a woman completing the 100 layers of plastic surgery challenge would be so geeky but now it all comes together. She was always hinting at her becoming big but I didn't think a small time reporter like her was going anywhere, so after a emotional heart pulling conversation we thought it would be best to part ways. We both had important images to keep, well mostly me but she understood, I was going places. Chanel I know you're reading this, and you realize what a nutjob you are right? A screwed nutjob. This broadcast was already made live for all his listeners, that means that at least a total of 2 simple dumb minded witnesses somewhere out there are aware of your crimes. And as constrainted as their brains might be, as long as they aren't already incarcerated, then they can report you. You're gonna have police on your silver platted hot rod ass soon enough.