Kelly and Brandon unveil the results after unleashing cactus-Tinder-Profiles upon unsuspecting millennial online-daters. We also uncover Kelly's love of elvish girls, create siren techno, solve the love woes of a man still living with his ex, interpret dreams about making out with Biology teachers, and crack open the case on an unnecessarily popular Facebook page for... a stop light?

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