The Wizards are playing like a steaming pile of you-know-what. The Rockets are struggling—badly. The Cavaliers seem on the verge of a teardown...or something. The Lakers need HELP. The Clippers have a ton of assets. The 76ers seem to be a man or two short. The Blazers are in position to elevate their ceiling with the right additions. Ditto for the Pelicans. The same might even be said for the Hornets. The Knicks should be trying to shed salary in the name of Kevin Durant. The Timberwolves and Jimmy Butler aren't long for one another. So, with all this in mind, let's get weird. Andy and Dan have some off-beat, fun and, hopefully, realistic deals for you to consume at your convenience. As always, please subscribe to and rate Hardwood Knocks on iTunes. You can also find us on basically anywhere podcasts are offered. And as 50 Cent's biopic suggests: Follow Andy Bailey (@AndrewDBailey), Dan Favale (@danfavale), the show (@HardwoodKnocks) and NBA Math (@NBA_Math) on Twitter or die trying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices