Scrapheap challenge, shitstirring, shower gel, scuffles, shouting, sluts, sleeping, scheming and what does CGI stand for? Who cares!
Eek our file is glitching a bit - sorry about that. It's still listenable if you're a true biler. ;)
Badgers, benefits, Bewitched, boobs, befuddled and what WERE those three questions? We'll never know.
Read my blog: http://lightupvirginmary.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/celebrity-big-brother-2014-redux-point.html
The final insult! The last supper, two unlucky souls leave together, final night fashion discussed, was it a fix (yes) and should Emma Willis talk to the actual fans (sorry, diehards) as if we're a bit of shit on her shoe? All this discussed and more. We're going to Helen a handcart. Thanks for your support this summer!
A pointless and overlong task about cash, gash, Ash, rizlas, double rubble, a big shock and a body blow to the imaginary 'cool kids'. Christopher for the win!
Big Boy webcams, Illuminati, fake focus groups, staring wars, roll ups, timing your journey right, and a Tesco bag. Trust the universe!
A severed alliance, Maaaaaark's mask slips, gunge, misplaced newbie hate and the real task is...
Armageddon, Slugsworth gets the boot, boring man is evicted in underpants, three horrible people annoy Chris, Danielle slut-shamed and shafted and Kimberly burrows out.
Girl power: over. Ashleigh: shafted. Matthew: eyebrows. And don't you open that trapdoor... Steven's fingers have been in there.
Toya trips up, pigeon-chested weeds, saggy boobs, maggots and aristocats.
Winston's hair goes rogue, Maaaaark goes potty, Toya's tyranny and slutbuckets galore.
We say it to your face. Via your ear.
Jail talk, a showmance slayed and noms live from the toilet.
CGI cabinets, barnets of shame, Colleen Rooney's summer gets ruined for the first time and how many countries have you visited? (worst chat up line ever).
Britain's biggest wankers discuss some of Britain's biggest wankers in the Big Brother Power Trip launch show.
The final injustice. But you know us, we wouldn't say boo to a ghost. A classic series, with a shitty winner. We're dropping a tear right now.
The unravelling of the fanny rat, Jim goes pervy, whispering and Dappy redeemed.
Hate campaigns, smears, showboating and we don't want to talk about Jim Davidson. But we will. It's all about him.
Dolphins, monkeys and the CIA. If Liz was a stick of rock she'd have 'badass' written through her.
Boils. Valium. Knockers. Ironed shirts. The moon.
Dressing room wars. Dappy the dunce. Lionel gets the hoof.
Luisa vs Jim & Lionel and Jasmine Waltzes off. No one cares. Except Lee.
Aw thank you, that's too kind! We can't always do it when we want because James works shifts :)
No show tonight (Weds 16 Jan) as my co-host is working (boo!) We might do a bonus show tomorrow. Check out my blog. LUVM x http://lightupvirginmary.blogspot.com/
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