17 JUN 2019 · Socialism Sucks! First ever 3rd Rail Ramblers original. Enjoy.......

18 APR 2019 · The closing theme song to the Mueller Report is out, and the 3rd Rail Ramblers have it.

11 FEB 2019 · The 3rd Rail Ramblers are at it again! They finally figured out what the Left wants, what turns them on, what trips their trigger, etc..... The hills are alive with the sound of their discontent!!! Enjoy!

30 JAN 2019 · The 3rd Rail Ramblers tip their hats and offer alternative employment suggestions to all of the poor opinion journalists that were laid off during the "Great B.S. Purge" of 2019.

10 DEC 2018 · Merry Christmas From Beaker and 2CynicAl65 !! Ever wonder what a Christmas Carol would sound like from today's perpetually offended? You never will.....because Christmas isn't PC! HA!!! However, you will hear them bemoan the Presidency of the Orange Man, because...well....Orange Man Bad! Take a listen......

22 OCT 2018 · Beaker and 2CynicAl tell the heart-breaking tail of a Faux-Indian senator who's whiteness just keeps cutting through her narrative in her bid for the presidency. One drop of blood does not a Cherokee make.......

16 OCT 2018 · Ever wonder how so many average people fall for such obviously false narratives? Well, Beaker and Al are here to give you a little lesson on how false accusations, narratives and not-very-accurate news turns into out-of-control dumpster fires these days. Enjoy!!!

31 AUG 2018 · Get out your lighters and hold em high, it's time to rock n roll!! The 3rd Rail Ramblers are at it again with a nod to our new SCOTUS nominee, and a moon shot to the unhinged lunatics that want him stopped!

6 JUL 2018 · Democrats are feeling a little blue over their lost chance to stack the Supreme Court after Hillary's loss. We hope this little tune will cheer them back up!

2 APR 2018 · Tab into your inner Cash while fighting for the 2A with this new 3rd Rail Ramblers parody!! YEEEHAW!!!!!