Listen up, gumshoes! We followed hot on the trail of one Steven Q. Urkel as he made his way to San Francisco to stay with a relative with a grand total of three minutes in the entirety of this particular television series. That's right, this week we're discussing the sixteenth episode of the fourth season of Full House: "Stephanie Gets Framed".

Rather than Stephanie Tanner being set up to take the fall for a murder, which would certainly have made for better watching, she instead was insecure about her new glasses. Add in d-plots masquerading as b-plots involving Uncle Jesse's ineptitude when selecting a best man and Michelle trying to get money in her piggy bank so that the next time she runs to catch the ice cream man completely unsupervised she can make a purchase, and you have about five pages of script for a whole episode.

This filled twenty-two minutes of programming and Steve Urkel was only there to buff out a few of them. Be brave, friends. We're diving deep already.