Another weird week in news is done and we're here to talk about it. First up, Nick Cannon, former host of Americas Got Talent, and current podcaster, has some words to say about white people and, for some reason, the Jews. Yes, the Jews, universal punching bag for nut jobs everywhere. We discuss why melanin is a super power, how an ancient black scientist invented whites, and how he current Jews are actually fake Jews, or something. If this all sounds like some crazy Scientology nonsense, yeah, it does kinda sound like that.

Next up, police in West Vancouver investigated a hate crime. What was the hate crimes? A car leaving tire marks on a rainbow road. The scroundrals.

Also, an associate of Jeff Epstein is sitting in jail awaiting suicide. We take bets on how long she lasts.

All this and more on this weeks Token and Hobbs Show