Today we're in India where a prince and a vizier's son are exiled from the country, and they decide to go out hand in hand. It should be the first day of the rest of their lives, but the prince stumbles across a fairy from The Ivory City, and now he's gotta find her. The vizier's son gets it done for him, even if his methods are a little unorthodox. And circuitous. And byzantine.

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