This week we're in Naples to visit two houses, each with seven children, one with only sons and one with only daughters. As their rivalry spurs a race to steal a robe and scepter, we contend with such difficult questions as: How does a woman hunt a quail? Why is this horse always lurking? And, what the heck kind of profession is A Carver? Join us as we learn that having a crush is awkward and humiliating for all genders.

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