Today in Yugoslavia, a manic pixie dream princess is trying to spend ten thousand hours practicing embroidery, but her parents keep bugging her to marry. She falls in love with a pigeon-man who flies into her window and into the milk bowl of her heart. After he ghosts her, she concocts an elaborate scheme to find him. But will she ever be Main Character beautiful again?

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