"Weird Crap in the Church" ~ Episode I

I caught up with Oscar and this time we talked about some of the weird crap we've seen in the church. Now I must warn you, I lost it in this episode and if I offended anyone without reason except Oracle Ministries Australia, I apologize. Oracle Ministries are 'bondage makers' not 'bondage breakers' and will lead those looking for freedom into more trouble than you could poke a stick at and need to repent. #QuoteMe #tOB

https://oracleministry.com/biblical-steps-to-inner-healing/

People who may need deliverance according to Oracle Ministries Australia, 112 to be precise (That's a list of some weird crap right there). I was up to 70 and gave up before I ended up booking myself in for a session #snowflakeschanceinhell

Individuals conceived in adultery or fornication
Individuals whose parents contemplated an abortion
Individuals given up for adoption
Individuals abandoned by one or more parents
Individuals who were orphans
Individuals who have been abused as children
Individuals who have been raped or molested
Individuals whose mothers had a difficult pregnancy
Individuals whose mothers had a long and hard labor
Individuals who almost died during the first few years of life
Individuals who had imaginary playmates during childhood by reason of loneliness (this is often a familiar spirit)
Individuals who have been chronically ill all their lives
Individuals who have suffered from handicaps from childhood
Individuals exposed to pornography early in life
Individuals who saw something traumatic (such as a murder or fatal accident)
Individuals who grew up in a war zone
Individuals who have been ridiculed all their lives
Individuals who ran away from home early in life
Individuals who have been depressed (chronically)
Individuals diagnosed as manic depressant or schizophrenic
Individuals who have had learning disabilities
Individuals who have been incarcerated
Individuals whose parent(s) were alcoholics
Individuals whose parents went through divorce or separation
Individuals whose parents argued and fought in the home
Individuals who are angry or bitter with their parents, brothers or sisters
Individuals exposed to drugs at an early age
Individuals who are homosexual/lesbian or were introduced to these lifestyles during some point in their lives
Individuals with a history of sexual perversion in their bloodline (adultery, rape, incest, etc.)
Individuals who have been accident-prone all their lives
Individuals with a history of poverty in their lives or families
Individuals who engaged in lifestyles of cheating/robbing/theft
Individual who are chronic gamblers or spendthrifts
Individuals who are addicted to alcohol, drugs, nicotine, food
Individuals who are afraid of being alone
Individuals who are afraid of leaving the house
Individuals who are extremely uncomfortable around people
Individuals who are intensely jealous of others
Individuals who hate certain groups of people (i.e. Jews, Blacks, Whites, etc.)
Individuals who were ever involved with the occult
Individuals with a history of freemasonry in their families
Individuals who have attended a séance
Individuals who are attracted to, or have gone to readers, advisers, and psychics
Individuals who were involved in martial arts
Individuals who involved in yoga or transcendental meditation
Individuals who were involved in a false religion
Individuals who were involved in an abortion
Individuals who have gone through a divorce, separation, or bad relationship
Individuals who were ever controlled by their parents, or any other person or group of people
Individuals who have chronic headaches or mental confusion
Individuals who have a difficult time reading the Bible or praying
Individuals who have a difficult time attending church
Individuals who have a difficult time worshiping or praising God
Individuals who hate being touched by people
Individuals who are afraid of trusting / getting close to people
Individuals who are chronic liars
Individuals who are chronic daydreamers
Individuals who are tormented by nightmares and bad dreams
Individuals who have a problem with masturbation
Individuals who dress provocatively or seductively
Individuals who have been tattooed or have multiple piercing in the flesh
Individuals who gossip, slander, and murmur constantly
Individuals who have attempted or thought of suicide
Individuals who desire constant attention
Individuals who constantly backslide and leave the church
Individuals who go from church to church
Individuals who have a problem letting go of or forgetting the past
Individuals who are paranoid and think people are out to get them
Individuals who were members of a legalistic church
Individuals who had a controlling pastor or came from a controlling church or denomination
Individuals who are still grieving over the death of a loved one despite it being years since the passing
Individuals who constantly hear voices
Individuals who have a difficult time keeping/finding a job or paying their bills
Individuals who are always taken advantage of, abused, or misused by other people
Individuals who have had miscarriages or are barren
Individuals who are asthmatic, epileptic, or have sinus problems
Individuals who have psychic ability, can read people’s minds, or can know things before they happen
Individuals who were dedicated to the devil at an early age
Individuals who have been rebellious or disobedient all their lives
Individuals who blame other people for all their problems
Individuals who can’t rest or sleep at night/have insomnia
Individuals who are perfectionists and become angry when things are not perfect
Individuals who are lazy, slothful, sloppy, and unorganized
Individuals who hate bathing and keeping themselves clean
Individuals who are addicted to exercise and dieting
Individuals who are not concerned or over-concerned about their appearance
Individuals who feel they are ugly and unattractive
Individuals who are workaholics and work themselves to exhaustion
Individuals who are over-religious
Individuals who have a hard time believing God loves them
Individuals who keep standing up to go out during services
Individuals who are preoccupied with death and dying
Individuals who are vagabonds or wanderers
Individuals who have a hard time submitting to authority
Individuals who are unapproachable / hostile towards others
Individuals who are attracted to guns and weapons or keep them in their possession for ulterior purposes
Individuals who are afraid of demons, deliverance and the subject of deliverance
Individuals who fall asleep during services and cannot pay attention
Individuals who have a preoccupation with religious symbols, clothing, icons, statues etc.
Individuals who have a preoccupation with horror movies and the macabre
Individuals who have an inordinate affection for animals and pets
Individuals who desire to drink blood or sacrifice animals
Individuals who have ever murdered someone or have desire to kill someone
Individuals who have ever made pledges or oaths to false gods, Satan, occult organizations, gangs, etc
Individuals who have blasphemous thoughts constantly entering their minds (cursing God, etc.)
Individuals who are afraid of the police or authority figures
Individuals who are loners and don’t have any friends
Individuals who have desire to expose their bodies
Individuals who hate children or babies
Victims of a successful or unsuccessful kidnapping attempt
Convicted prisoners
Most individuals in mental institutions