Plus, alopecia, disappearing microwave, the Zamboni machine, vigilante traffic warden, alternative energy and doors or wheels

Lippy has a new job (again) with a hybrid role based in London and at home.

Alopecia UK have posted what Will Smith should have done at the Oscars instead of striking Chris Rock. One of our listeners has swum the English Channel to raise money for the charity, although something weird happened to his tongue.

Lippy has an April Fool's prank that went a bit wrong and we wonder how many others had unintended consequences.

Grumpy has had a broken microwave oven on his drive way "stolen" whilst away on the boat. Useful, as it saves a trip to the dump, however a bit unnerving.

Lippy's neighbour is top of his game with bringing the bins back in for the surrounding neighbourhood.

Grumpy has found the ultimate car interior and Lippy is not so sure. There will be a lot more of this as Grumpy starts a car interior Instagram account.

As fans of ice hockey, we are familiar with the Zamboni machine, which has a very interesting history.

If your considering being a vigilante traffic warden beware, residents can get a bit fed up with stickers being put on their cars.

Grumpy's on a mission to reduce the cost of energy at Grumpy Towers and has found that solar panels are in high demand. His favourite YouTube channel, Harry's Garage has deep dived into emissions from full electric and hybrid cars, plus the possibility of sustainable fuel for the internal combustion engine.

A bit late to the party, nevertheless we look at the doors or wheels question. We're still undecided, not helped by some dodgy adding up by Lippy.

Which way do you cut your sandwich and do you get more sandwich cutting one way than another?