Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy
Welcome to Day 1082 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.
This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom
Don't Touch Me – Humor Unplugged


Wisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before.

Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase wisdom and create a living legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1082 of our trek, and it is time for our 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life - something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.

We are told in Proverbs 15:30,"A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health." We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22,"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength." Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled...
Don’t Touch Me
Jim and Janice, an elderly couple were lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. Jim takes Janice’s hand, and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" Jim asks.

Janice answers back, "Because I'm dead."

Jim becoming concerned and thinking that Janice must be losing her senses says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

Janice says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

Jim insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

To which Janice responds, "Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did, pass that smile onto someone else who needs it. Our Thursday thought is "Take life one day at a time, which is all any of us are promised, and make today count."Revelation 21:4 - He will wipe every tear from their eyes, and there will be no more death or sorrow or crying or pain. All these things are gone forever.

As you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of our Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.If you would like to listen to any of our past 1081 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com. I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so each day will be downloaded to you automatically.

Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly your friend as I serve you through the Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.

As we take this trek together, let us always:

Live Abundantly (Fully)
Love Unconditionally
Listen Intentionally
Learn Continuously
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day

I am Guthrie Chamberlain reminding you to Keep Moving Forward, Enjoy Your Journey, and Create a Great Day Everyday! See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!