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KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR 🍆

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR 🍆
Apr 22, 2022 · 3m 59s

gentlemen what's going on....i can sum up hamza and every other modern self help guru on the scene .....with one word...its a plural word but nonetheless one word.... HANDS... yeah,...

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gentlemen what's going on....i can sum up hamza and every other modern self help guru on the scene
.....with one word...its a plural word but nonetheless one word....

HANDS...

yeah, hands that's going to be the new revolutionary self help book

these echo chamber shouting men are screaming keep your hands off your dick

keep your hands off video games

PUT your hands on some self help books

and put your hands on some fucking wieghts...

and for the really grifty and grimey ones.....
....put your hands on the click button and sign up for my copy and paste
tutorial class....

did i mention it's only $299.99

but wait a damn minute what about the guys with no hands...better luck next time i supposed

And don't mistake me for some bitter hating karen....
i commend these men or most of them for stepping to the plate

and accepting the arduous path of improvement and freedom and for not beating off...
....giving hands to yourself new meaning...

but there's only so many NEW YOUK times best selling bullshit books you can read before it starts repeating

and for the common man that connstat drip of water to the forehead is not satisfying
.....but quite fucking annoying..

those men brave enough to enter the self improvement arena AT FIRST are quenched
by these nuggets of truths.......and drops of water

because let's face it...there is truth in quitting the overindulgence of meaningless bullshit

aka....gaming...whacking your lettuce...eating fucking 3 pounds of processed food a day....

swiping through tinder like that traditional woman you've dreamt up in your head is gonna jump out
and say

................yep,,i'm a real woman and  i bought into... and spend time on this social media bullshit

you just had to dig for me....

gentlemen...we've enveloped ourselves in a cloud, and an illusory cloud at that, ....of shallow self help
nonsense...

We think listening to some dudes tell us to quit wasting time and keep our hands off the one eyed willie wonder
is going to motivate us to some higher and elevated plane of existence...

and that's just complete bullshit or self help books would have stopped printing years ago...

and i'm a reader.... an avid reader....and i love listening to new and fresh ideas....or even ideas
stated in a new context

but there comes a point when we must recognize that everyone were listening to is spewing the same thing...

that's  why i read philosophy and history and listen to philosophers that DISAGREE...and try to vary the
content i consume

that's why i choose to go beyond the superficial shallowness
......of your everyday self help youtube content creator....

and the idea is to form this notion of self possessed dependence...

to not be reliant and eaglery depending upon the next drop from the guru...

but to instead absorb the truth laid out before you by these men....RELEASE the bullshit

and start forming your own map....

that's your solution to an improved life....depending upon yourself in regards to the
truth you have acquired whether it be from a book or a man or life lessons...

id much rather read one book for the rest of my life, or live out one maxim, one truth

than to continually be enslaved by the dependency of some man's content....

and yes,,,let us be refreshed and revitalized and motivated....most of these men are great at this

but the question, the hard question....

Are you worshiping the man...

or the TRUTH that man is speaking to YOUR inner man

because one will make you that simp that the content creator wants you to be

and the other will make you the man that you are supposed to be....

worship nothing but the truth
and for god sake....keep your hands off you dick....at least while you're watching self help videos..

love and respect gentlemen
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