Hipsters do the dumbest things. Using your hair for violin strings is thrifty and all, but why not cut the hair off before you play? Deconstructed food. Stupid. Stop with make your own food when you go out to eat. If you see a random bag of condoms and lube hanging from a tree in a park don't worry. Someone out there doesn't want you to contract HIV. Bathroom sex is gross. Oklahoma has a way to ruin the mood with their "don't get an abortion signs". They're watching...