Parents are taking their kids to measles parties where they intentionally expose them to the measles virus; we are now awarding purple hearts for "workplace violence"; a girl gets fired on twitter before she even starts her job; Brian Williams suspended from NBC for 6 months; Jon Stewart is leaving the daily show; Tom Brady said waking up next to gisele after winning a superbowl was "pretty special"; Funkhouser breaks down Mercury in retrograde and explains what we can and cannot blame on it