Hey, this tourny sucks, you wanna get out of here? I hear there's a small council meeting back at the castle that's so fun, the king's own mother would rather be there. What are you doing? What's that barrel of wine for? NOOOOOOO GURGLR GURLGRLGRLR
It's a Sansa chapter! That means it's time for Joffery to strut his psychopathic stuff, until his uncle Tyrion rolls in to show him who's really in charge. We also shoe in some talk about Moon Boy and golems, in case those are in your search criteria.