Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The stakes they are a raisin' this week as Mars, Mercury, and Moon assemble to defeat a creepy new threat. FIFTY people have disappeared from Dreamland Theme Park and Luna must guide her Sailor Scouts to victory against the park's sinister mascot, a doll that uses your heart's desire to steal your soul!

In this episode, we discuss "tsunderes", theme parks in Japan, the real-life American Dreamland slayings, Moomin, the Sailor Moon live show, fan service, kuji-in, o-fuda, and ice cream. We also talk about Luna's leadership, if Naoko Takeuchi exists in the world of the cartoon, the search for the Princess, talking lions, conscientious panda train conductors, flaming tiaras, and Kal introduces the new "Dumb Bunny" scale!

You should dream only when you're sleeping!

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