9 JUN 2017 · A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. How trannies have ruined civilization, why I don’t want Peyton Manning to run for office, why Colin Kaepernick got me back into the NFL, Kathy Griffin can go eat a bag of dick, why Chrissy Teigen seems healthy to me, why I am disappointed in Greg Gianforte, what I wanted to hear out of Comey, Peter Popoff-WTF, what happened to men, I need a nothing burger with fries, why vagina beer will never make it and why I am sick of convenience store workers.

7 MAR 2017 · A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Introducing my new YouTube series: Stabbin Cabin, how all of this winning is making celebrities ill, why liberals should move to Trappist-1, ‘Make Vince Young Again’, why kicking a tranny in the nuts should be a legal wrestling move, why Tim Tebow has given up on vaginas, Mama June & Not to Not, why Kim Kardashian’s new sex tape shouldn’t involve chewing gum, Britney Spears’s umbrella is up for auction, why Ashley Judd’s favorite song is Why Not Me, how witches could screw up a presidency, why Zyppah made my annoying commercials list, why are there flesh eating insects in Popeye’s chicken, why it is ok to give lap dances in nursing homes, Some McDork put a ring on a Chicken McNugget, why targets are racist, why sex toys shouldn’t sync to your phone, and why illegal aliens make better workers.

30 JAN 2017 · A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Give me some oxygen-this winning is killing me, an introduction into the El Dookie Negro Outreach Program, an overview of the inauguration, why Johnny Manziel shouldn’t give Twitter advice, Why Ronda Rousey needs to pick a fight she can win, Madonna can’t blow Hillary supporters much less blow up the White House, at least Ashley Judd’s fat sister has a skill, why lesbians find Keith Olbermann sexy, why I hope Shia Lebouf is a vegetarian, why Joss Wheedon’s wife looks like a goblin-faced tranny, there is a new sheriff in town and a new webmaster, what an all feminist world would look like, #CALEXIT already, KARS4KIDS, alternative places to take a piss in a San Diego high school, why the next battlefield in the war on drugs will be on a McDonalds’ playground, Why trannies should stay out of the Greek system, why my rib-eye tasted fruity, why the AM’s/PM’s are off on the Doomsday Clock, why I don’t care what music my dog wants to listen to, and how I keep getting bait and switched when I order junk online.

15 JAN 2017 · A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. My hiatus is over, midgets are taking over mainstream television, Ringling Brothers Circus is going out of business, the NYE shows were a disaster, new career choices for Ronda Rousey, Johnny Manziel’s new business opportunity, Rosie O’Donnell is still a fat slob, how Megyn Kelly could be the most hated woman in America, I Will Survive, Madonna’s Instagram bush, why Steve Harvey will ruin the inner-city, Christina El Moussa is banging everybody, the Obama’s dog is racist, why Hillary can spoil the Inauguration, Trump’s golden showers, British men have lost it, the new COVERBOI, what ever happened to Alexandria Vera, why you don’t need hiking boots, what is Trump Cock, and why gofundme sucks!

31 DEC 2016 · A review of the first season of The El Dookie Show. A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them.

18 DEC 2016 · A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m still sick of winning, why are so many wrestlers making the news, what the Hell is a Wahoo, why Joy Behar is still clinically retarded, what is Kanye doing at Trump Tower, what’s Bill Murray doing at the Oval Office, why did the Russians hack Lindsey Graham’s Grindr account, where is Hillary, Pamela Taylor got her job back, what’s up with Yasmin Seweid’s scalp, a real-life Willy Wonka story, why Wal-Mart is racist, and why California should secede.

11 DEC 2016 · A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m still sick of winning, why Anthony Weiner should be pardoned instead of Bowe Bergdahl, Colin Kaepernick’s quarterback rating sucks more than NFL ratings, why Madonna isn’t having sex, Amy Schumer could be a White Trash Barbie, why Jill Stein is killing our environment with graffiti, why to set up cameras in your unoccupied apartment, why not to take your pet to a court appearance, how to swing a referendum vote in Italy, why you should shave your pubis regardless of science, why Tom Ford is a pansexual fruitcake, why I am sick of old people but they can still kick ass.

2 DEC 2016 · A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m already getting sick of winning, what book was Keith Lamont Scott reading, why Colin Kaepernick doesn’t need a helmet, why the A&M bonfire should have fallen on Johnny Manziel, why Luke Shittalker should go back to Tatooine, Rosie O’Donnell’s new nickname, why Josh Earnest isn’t getting any from his wife, how I solved California’s energy crisis, why Santa must stay white, and how to keep idiots from burning the flag.

26 NOV 2016 · A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Job options for Stan Van Gundy, why Pete Davidson in on SNL, Gigi Hadid is a Palestinian terrorist, why Kanye West is so upset, why Obama should criticize Trump, why I want to be arrested by someone that speaks English, why I cried during a Brooke Baldwin clip, why nachos should not be bartered for sex, why a 20-year-old should keep his foreskin, how to get McFucked at McDonalds, and why Hollywood should quit with the progressive ideas in movies.

18 NOV 2016 · A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. How to take care of protesters, why Gregg Popovich is going to be waiting tables, why teams that boycott Trump Hotels should get bed bugs, how dare someone compare Michelle Obama to an ape, why is Jesse Jackson asking for Hillary’s pardon, why Benjamin Netanyahu can finally sleep at night, why Sherriff David Clarke is tough, why is Lena Dunham even relevant, why I should be a chapter advisor for a sorority, new classes at Kent State, how to get rid of a chopstick stuck in your dick, why drones cause marital problems, how WIFI is taking over sex, and why fast food workers should be replaced by kiosks.