10 JUL 2018 · That's right kids, no waiting a month or two to hear even more of me and Long_Rifle patting ourselves on the back and laughing uproariously at how funny and clever we are. And if it turns out that you agree with us and you enjoyed these latest podcasts, drop one of us a line and say so. Even more so than usual it's in your best interest to let us know that you like what we're doing, but especially let long_rifle know as I'm just a step or two away from turning him to the dark side and bringing him in preferably as a full partner or at least part time collaborator, but if nothing else, as a co-host to a weekly or bimonthly "just chit-chatting" show to add to the line-up (which, to clarify, will not replace this show or stop my search for the elusive purveyors of AR who've gotten past the fear and paranoia of being "found out," enough to not sweat giving an interview on a tiny radio show like this) Plus a few other possible goodies and additional content first mentioned in this super extra special back to back double feature may just end up a reality, provided my headhunting of long_rifle proves successful; but making any of it happen requires me to wine and dine him a bit before I try to stick it in, so I need your help to make it happen. I haven't known him very long, but it only took about sixty seconds to realize long_rifle is a total whore for praise. This recording only ever happened because while he was on the fence over doing it, I wrote him saying, "Whichever way you decide to go, I just wanted to mention how much I admire and respect your enormous penis." Just that much got five hours of free labor out of him, so if you like him on the show or you're a fan of his fiction (or better yet both things I just said are true) help me make this partnership happen: write Mr. Rifle (although he also answers to Cindy, don't ask me why, I don't want to know) and compliment him on his penis (or on some of his other qualities if you don't feel comfortable complimenting a person's penis until you've seen it in person to confirm its validity, in which case maybe focus on one of his other talents or qualities...hmm...yeah, nothing is coming to mind at the moment, so just make something up, he won't know the difference. Compliment him on taking the local wheelchair basketball team who had never won a game and turning them into state champions by playing without remaining seated in the chair he "borrowed" from the hospital to get on the team in the first place: but he's not a fraud, he still needs the chair to play so that he has something to throw at the ref whenever he receives a technical foul. Or, if you don't want to dirty your soul by complimenting such a vile individual (and I'm speaking for both of us now), better still e-mail us your questions and comments, good or bad, to taintedsins.ar@gmail.com with "podcast" somewhere in the title. All letters are guaranteed a response on air.

10 JUL 2018 · With the first hour and and eleven minutes of the original recording far more earnest and personal and all over the place than we intended, we called "do-over" to bring this more upbeat third attempt at a first episode, though despite our best efforts, still not without the obscene, offensive and bizarre twists and turns with the always entertaining, ever so talented Long_Rifle!