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The Thaw, “Defrost (The Turkey’s Still Frozen)”<br />1. Standard Time, “I Got an Extra Hour and I Wasted It”: <br /><br />Worst Lyric of the Week: Dale Pruett returns with a Thanksgiving record, “Gravy on Everything.” He is the lumps again.<br /><br />Brought to you by Mattress Kingdom, currently between locations. Executive producers Mark Francis and John McDermott. AI assistance was used in this production. A Caloroga Media production.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/76197469</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2026 08:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/76197469/nobodys_top5_ep02.mp3" length="20245256" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Caloroga Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A regular show. Station management has confirmed it in writing, underlined twice. 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Brenda &amp; the Robocalls, “I Already Voted, Please Stop Calling”<br /><br />3. The Provisional Ballots, “Precinct 12: Line Out the Door”<br /><br />2. Municipal Hum, “Measure J: Dog Park Now”<br /><br />1.The Swing State, “Too Close to Call”<br /><br />Brought to you by Gary’s Discount Gutters. Executive producers Mark Francis and John McDermott. AI assistance was used in this production. 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