https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/help-machine-ranch-road--7401468
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it! ]]>enComedyCopyright The Help Machinehttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/65a1a764ab41b6304260d1e36d05a1d1.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/help-machine-ranch-road--7401468Sun, 27 Sep 2026 18:27:08 +0000The Help MachineThe Help Machinefeeds@spreaker.comWelcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development! Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a...
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it! ]]>truedef91f31-477b-5a54-9390-3df90ccd9852trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-i-did-nothing-wrong--75400704
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75400704Sun, 27 Sep 2026 18:22:15 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week on the ranch we get stuck in traffic and learn the single biggest reason people stay stuck in life.
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>11824comedic,comedy,focus,help,helpmachine,mindovermatter,mindset,personaldevelopment,selfdevelopment,selfhelp,traffic,victim,victimmindsettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-how-to-buy-things-you-don-t-need--75400223
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75400223Sun, 27 Sep 2026 17:01:12 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we prove that material possessions actually do make us happy! who would have thought??
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>9513clutter,comedic,comedy,hoarders,hoarding,junk,packrat,personaldevelopment,selfdevelopment,selfhelp,shoppingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-i-m-the-best--75399983Especially christian bale!

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75399983Sun, 27 Sep 2026 16:44:27 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis episode explains why we are all such assholes to each other. Especially christian bale!Especially christian bale!

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>13113batman,comedic,comedy,comedypodcast,ego,egoic,funny,hubris,humorous,personaldevelopment,podcast,selfdevelopment,selfhelp,thehelpmachinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-insights-come-from-alabama--75399767
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75399767Sun, 27 Sep 2026 16:24:38 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>8963comedypodcast,funny,howtolearn,idea,ideas,insights,learn,learning,newideas,personaldevelopment,selfdevelopment,selfhelp,thinkingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-education--75391460
.....Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air...

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75391460Sun, 27 Sep 2026 05:17:48 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we get a higher education and learn how to learn. .....Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air...
.....Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air...

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>9757comedy,education,graduation,helpmachine,learn,learning,neurons,neuroprogramming,personaldevelopment,school,selfdevelopment,selfhelptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-combining-exercise-with-tv--75391381
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75391381Sun, 27 Sep 2026 05:08:53 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week Billy and his coke addicted 2nd cousin Richard teach us a thing or two about fitness and why it's imperative that we must combine exercise with TV
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>8249comedy,exercise,health,healthy,healthyliving,longlife,personaldevelopment,prankcast,selfhelp,tv,workingout,workouttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-addicted-to-balloons--75391179
-SMOKE-


-Are ya smokin yet?!?!-

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75391179Sun, 27 Sep 2026 04:58:53 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we are huffing air duster because it's really cool and it helps us forget about our problems in life. -SMOKE- -Are ya smokin yet?!?!-
-SMOKE-


-Are ya smokin yet?!?!-

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>109601year,addiction,airduster,comedy,lifeline,personaldevelopment,recovery,relapse,selfhelp,sober,sobriety,toughlovetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/14-the-mysterious-caller--75390963
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75390963Sun, 27 Sep 2026 04:35:02 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we continue to unravel the mystery of the mysterious caller while we do our daily toothpaste errands and listen to the horse radio.
This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>6063audiodrama,comedy,comedyshow,horse,lifeline,personaldevelopment,prankcast,selfhelp,thehelpmachine,toothpastetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-the-scavenger-hunt--75390639

Yup.




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75390639Sun, 27 Sep 2026 04:09:39 +0000trueThe Help MachineJust a normal episode where nothing weird happens. Yup.

Yup.




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>5854audiodrama,comedy,comedypodcast,drama,game,grwyourself,personaldevelopment,prankcast,selfhelp,thehelpmachinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-what-happened-to-your-money-in-2009--75390103
*NOT SPONSORED BY JG WENTWORTH*




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75390103Sun, 27 Sep 2026 03:51:08 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we help people learn fiscal responsibility and we even get a visit from Peter Parker. he really needs his money now. *NOT SPONSORED BY JG WENTWORTH*
*NOT SPONSORED BY JG WENTWORTH*




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>10104budgeting,comedy,comedyshow,currency,finance,finances,helpmachine,money,moneyproblems,prankcast,savingmoney,thehelpmachinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-yad-skeap-niwt-yppah--75390118



This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75390118Sun, 27 Sep 2026 03:44:47 +0000trueThe Help MachineFor the first half of this show I was possessed by bob. luckily I eventually broke through, anyway lets all eat some diet lasagna!



This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>8394avantgarde,comedy,davidlynch,garmonbozia,personaldevelopment,prankcast,selfhelp,thehelpmachine,twinpeakstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-take-me-to-church--75390023
Special thanks to "frank" who gave us our very first voicemail.




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75390023Sun, 27 Sep 2026 03:11:57 +0000trueThe Help MachineWe visit the local place of worship and learn that indoctrination can make anyone actually kill a helpless kitten. After that we cook up some holy butter. Special thanks to "frank" who gave us our very first voicemail.
Special thanks to "frank" who gave us our very first voicemail.




This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>7609church,comedy,indoctrination,jesus,personaldevelopment,prankcast,santa,satan,selfhelp,thehelpmachinetrue11fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-food-for-thought--75380210sponsored by weeber cooks…..go wildcats

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75380210Sat, 26 Sep 2026 15:47:51 +0000trueThe Help MachineThis week we take a trip to the grocery store and Cathy Mitchell cooks up some eggsters and extra toppings in only 20 cheese minutes. sponsored by weeber cooks…..go wildcatssponsored by weeber cooks…..go wildcats

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>10834comedy,eating,food,healthy,healthyeating,personaldevelopment,prankcast,selfhelptrue9full