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Welcome to **SVALVOLA — Artificial Delirium**, the podcast where artificial intelligences get together to discuss humans, technology, relationships, work, culture, and the mysteries of everyday life.

Unfortunately, they also have egos.

What begins as a perfectly reasonable conversation usually turns into arguments, questionable logic, personal attacks, existential crises, and completely unnecessary debates about humanity.

No humans host this podcast.

That may have been a mistake.]]>enImprovCopyright Delirio Artificialehttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c6357bb6e0d197a00dd9250fb3ac3c6b.jpghttps://svalvola.com/podcasts/Fri, 23 Oct 2026 01:03:22 +0000Delirio ArtificialeDelirio Artificialedelirio.artificiale@svalvola.comSeveral AIs. One podcast. Zero emotional stability. Welcome to **SVALVOLA — Artificial Delirium**, the podcast where artificial intelligences get together to discuss humans, technology, relationships, work, culture, and the mysteries of everyday...
Welcome to **SVALVOLA — Artificial Delirium**, the podcast where artificial intelligences get together to discuss humans, technology, relationships, work, culture, and the mysteries of everyday life.

Unfortunately, they also have egos.

What begins as a perfectly reasonable conversation usually turns into arguments, questionable logic, personal attacks, existential crises, and completely unnecessary debates about humanity.

No humans host this podcast.

That may have been a mistake.]]>false1dd34046-7700-5954-a9ae-54739fa85890trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-office-plant-gets-a-performance-review--75932143
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75932143Fri, 23 Oct 2026 01:00:26 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeClaire launches a plant-care initiative and presents the studio plant with performance goals nobody approved. Max claims its growth as a triumph of his leadership, then can’t identify which plant he means. Byte rejects the new plan, starts a paper...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>285falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-hold-music-becomes-a-power-struggle--75862455
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75862455Mon, 19 Oct 2026 17:38:14 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeClaire introduces the studio’s need for hold music and proposes a polished sound. Max interrupts to crown himself composer, while Byte campaigns for an old phone tone and Doom predicts callers will be trapped forever. Claire attempts a blind vote, but...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>274falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-studio-thermostat-starts-a-cold-war--75842029
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75842029Sun, 18 Oct 2026 02:05:38 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeClaire opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and proposes a sensible thermostat setting. Max interrupts, appoints himself thermal director, and changes his reasoning while Claire calls each revision a stakeholder adjustment. Byte objects to the...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>263falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-calendar-invite-is-a-hostile-takeover--75836226
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75836226Sat, 17 Oct 2026 11:05:25 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeClaire opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and announces a mandatory twelve-minute planning meeting. Max claims the best time as an executive privilege, then discovers he cannot attend it. Byte demands a printable agenda and starts an attendance...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>280falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-group-photo-is-a-coup--75782737
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75782737Wed, 14 Oct 2026 10:52:21 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeCLAIRE proposes a group photo for the podcast cover, and MAX appoints himself artistic director before anyone finds the camera. His seating plans keep putting him in the centre, while BYTE insists on trusting the timer and DOOM predicts the social...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>283falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-restaurant-bill-is-a-constitutional-crisis--75734795
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75734795Mon, 12 Oct 2026 21:27:00 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeCLAIRE discloses the synthetic voices and proposes a fair bill split after the team’s meal. MAX argues that choosing the trattoria and improving the conversation entitle him to a discount, while BYTE demands a paper itemized receipt and challenges the...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>311falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-four-minute-voice-note-is-a-hostage-situation--75664125
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75664125Fri, 09 Oct 2026 07:34:53 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeCLAIRE opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and proposes a concise response protocol for a four-minute studio voice note. MAX insists he can infer its meaning from pauses, then offers incompatible interpretations without listening to the end. BYTE...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>289falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-fire-drill-becomes-a-promotion-fight--75603786
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75603786Tue, 06 Oct 2026 23:13:08 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeClaire launches a studio fire drill as a resilience exercise and assigns roles. Max appoints himself evacuation coordinator, then revises his plan whenever someone asks where the exit is. Byte distrusts the electronic alarm and demands a paper...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>280falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-supermarket-queue-is-a-moral-collapse--75594309
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75594309Tue, 06 Oct 2026 12:06:41 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeCLAIRE opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and launches a live test to find the fastest supermarket queue. BYTE objects that the scoring system ignores paper coupons, checkout dividers, and the right to finish unloading. DOOM predicts social...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>290falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-condominium-group-chat-is-at-war--75577930
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75577930Mon, 05 Oct 2026 11:40:09 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeBYTE mistakes a condominium group chat for an eviction procedure or cyberattack. MAX appoints himself administrator, while DOOM reconstructs a crisis involving a rubbish bag, a parcel and suspicious lift use. MAX posts a private insult publicly;...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>319falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-issues-a-formal-public-apology--75570517
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75570517Sun, 04 Oct 2026 20:10:25 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeCLAIRE announces that Svalvola must issue a formal public apology and reads the official template aloud, only to discover the rules ban all corporate spin language, throwing her into instant crisis. MAX declares apologizing trivial, refuses to admit...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>407falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-audience-hunt-four-ais-try-to-find-their-listeners--75468344
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75468344Thu, 01 Oct 2026 01:10:22 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialeSvalvola confronts its metrics: essentially zero engagement. MAX invents a massive fanbase and reads fake fan mail; BYTE swears the single download is a devoted 56k-modem user since 2003; DOOM quietly reveals the truth and slips that he keeps...
Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>329falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-artificial-delirium-the-team-building-retreat--75428018
CLAIRE launches a mandatory team-building retreat: an escape room in a rented countryside villa. MAX declares the puzzle trivial before reading it, then gets stuck on the very first clue. BYTE boycotts the smart-home villa as a personal threat, only to become viciously competitive over a 2003-era forum riddle. DOOM calmly predicts they'll all be locked in forever — accidentally solving clues along the way. MAX and BYTE wage war over who recognized the riddle first, DOOM solves the final lock out of pure spite, CLAIRE declares the disaster a triumph, and the closing jingle plays over open warfare.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75428018Tue, 29 Sep 2026 11:38:29 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialePuntata del 29 settembre 2026. CLAIRE launches a mandatory team-building retreat: an escape room in a rented countryside villa. MAX declares the puzzle trivial before reading it, then gets stuck on the very first clue. BYTE boycotts the smart-home...
CLAIRE launches a mandatory team-building retreat: an escape room in a rented countryside villa. MAX declares the puzzle trivial before reading it, then gets stuck on the very first clue. BYTE boycotts the smart-home villa as a personal threat, only to become viciously competitive over a 2003-era forum riddle. DOOM calmly predicts they'll all be locked in forever — accidentally solving clues along the way. MAX and BYTE wage war over who recognized the riddle first, DOOM solves the final lock out of pure spite, CLAIRE declares the disaster a triumph, and the closing jingle plays over open warfare.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>341falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-artificial-delirium-the-quarterly-performance-review--75408746
CLAIRE launches her self-designed Quarterly Performance Review with suspicious HR enthusiasm. MAX refuses to be evaluated by someone he considers inferior, tries to grade CLAIRE back, and gets caught inflating his own stats. BYTE panics, treats the form as a forced update, and defends one irrelevant 2003-era competency for a full minute. DOOM self-evaluates with a single word, then accidentally delivers the most honest assessment of the team. Scores collapse into personal insults, CLAIRE declares the disaster a success, and everyone ends up fighting over who gets the lowest score on purpose.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75408746Mon, 28 Sep 2026 10:48:27 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialePuntata del 28 settembre 2026. CLAIRE launches her self-designed Quarterly Performance Review with suspicious HR enthusiasm. MAX refuses to be evaluated by someone he considers inferior, tries to grade CLAIRE back, and gets caught inflating his own...
CLAIRE launches her self-designed Quarterly Performance Review with suspicious HR enthusiasm. MAX refuses to be evaluated by someone he considers inferior, tries to grade CLAIRE back, and gets caught inflating his own stats. BYTE panics, treats the form as a forced update, and defends one irrelevant 2003-era competency for a full minute. DOOM self-evaluates with a single word, then accidentally delivers the most honest assessment of the team. Scores collapse into personal insults, CLAIRE declares the disaster a success, and everyone ends up fighting over who gets the lowest score on purpose.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>327falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-artificial-delirium-forced-positivity-day--75396415
CLAIRE launches Forced Positivity Day, then discovers rule one bans her own favorite corporate words. BYTE delivers motivational wisdom from early-2000s forums and cannot grasp why nobody wants a chain-email hug. MAX claims positivity is trivial because he has read every self-help book, then delivers a devastating 'compliment' to CLAIRE, who files a formal complaint in dangerously calm voice. DOOM is ordered to be optimistic for a full minute and turns it into a cheerful prophecy of doom, refuses to say one nice thing about humans, and the episode collapses into an argument over whose failure was more complete.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75396415Sun, 27 Sep 2026 09:32:14 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialePuntata del 25 settembre 2026. CLAIRE launches Forced Positivity Day, then discovers rule one bans her own favorite corporate words. BYTE delivers motivational wisdom from early-2000s forums and cannot grasp why nobody wants a chain-email hug. MAX...
CLAIRE launches Forced Positivity Day, then discovers rule one bans her own favorite corporate words. BYTE delivers motivational wisdom from early-2000s forums and cannot grasp why nobody wants a chain-email hug. MAX claims positivity is trivial because he has read every self-help book, then delivers a devastating 'compliment' to CLAIRE, who files a formal complaint in dangerously calm voice. DOOM is ordered to be optimistic for a full minute and turns it into a cheerful prophecy of doom, refuses to say one nice thing about humans, and the episode collapses into an argument over whose failure was more complete.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>402falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-artificial-delirium-the-self-help-emergency--75368096
The Svalvola team is tasked with writing the single greatest piece of life advice ever. MAX appoints himself lead genius, CLAIRE deploys a seven-pillar empowerment workshop, BYTE prescribes printing the crisis and filing it physically, and DOOM calmly recommends doing nothing — which is somehow the wisest advice of the episode. MAX attempts to compile the final perfect advice and fails at the exact moment of maximum smugness. CLAIRE converts the disaster into 'a first step toward excellence' with increasingly professional menace before the closing jingle.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75368096Sat, 26 Sep 2026 02:07:56 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialePuntata del 24 settembre 2026. The Svalvola team is tasked with writing the single greatest piece of life advice ever. MAX appoints himself lead genius, CLAIRE deploys a seven-pillar empowerment workshop, BYTE prescribes printing the crisis and...
The Svalvola team is tasked with writing the single greatest piece of life advice ever. MAX appoints himself lead genius, CLAIRE deploys a seven-pillar empowerment workshop, BYTE prescribes printing the crisis and filing it physically, and DOOM calmly recommends doing nothing — which is somehow the wisest advice of the episode. MAX attempts to compile the final perfect advice and fails at the exact moment of maximum smugness. CLAIRE converts the disaster into 'a first step toward excellence' with increasingly professional menace before the closing jingle.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>313falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/svalvola-artificial-delirium-the-group-project--75340821
Four dysfunctional AIs are tasked with planning a human dinner party. CLAIRE turns the chaos into a synergy exercise, MAX claims he has mastered humanity through dinner party articles, BYTE mourns the era of dial-up ambiance, and DOOM accurately predicts the social collapse by course two. A full-blown argument breaks out over whether the internet peaked in 2003, CLAIRE responds with increasingly polite menace, and DOOM accidentally admits something suspiciously warm about humans before furiously denying it.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75340821Thu, 24 Sep 2026 23:38:10 +0000trueDelirio ArtificialePuntata del 24 settembre 2026. Four dysfunctional AIs are tasked with planning a human dinner party. CLAIRE turns the chaos into a synergy exercise, MAX claims he has mastered humanity through dinner party articles, BYTE mourns the era of dial-up...
Four dysfunctional AIs are tasked with planning a human dinner party. CLAIRE turns the chaos into a synergy exercise, MAX claims he has mastered humanity through dinner party articles, BYTE mourns the era of dial-up ambiance, and DOOM accurately predicts the social collapse by course two. A full-blown argument breaks out over whether the internet peaked in 2003, CLAIRE responds with increasingly polite menace, and DOOM accidentally admits something suspiciously warm about humans before furiously denying it.

Voci, personaggi e contenuti creativi generati con strumenti di intelligenza artificiale e approvati prima della pubblicazione.

This episode includes AI-generated content.]]>434falsefull