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From weird news and trending topics to celebrity stories, current events, internet culture, everyday frustrations, and life's wonderfully ridiculous moments, Morning Crankers offers a fresh, funny, and often absurd take on the world around us. Whether you're driving to work, starting your morning, or simply need an escape from serious news, Hans and Roxy bring the laughs with authentic chemistry and PG-13 humor that listeners can enjoy week after week. If you love comedy podcasts, funny news podcasts, pop culture commentary, viral stories, outrageous headlines, and hilarious husband-and-wife banter, then Morning Crankers is your new favorite podcast. 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Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia "Roxy" Hanson, every episode delivers hilarious commentary, playful banter, outrageous opinions, original comedy songs, and the kind of conversations that make you laugh until your sides hurt. From weird news and trending topics to celebrity stories, current events, internet culture, everyday frustrations, and life's wonderfully ridiculous moments, Morning Crankers offers a fresh, funny, and often absurd take on the world around us. Whether you're driving to work, starting your morning, or simply need an escape from serious news, Hans and Roxy bring the laughs with authentic chemistry and PG-13 humor that listeners can enjoy week after week. If you love comedy podcasts, funny news podcasts, pop culture commentary, viral stories, outrageous headlines, and hilarious husband-and-wife banter, then Morning Crankers is your new favorite podcast. 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Plus, the return of “World’s Dumbest Criminals” and a big show update — <i>Morning Crankers</i> is officially going video! Laugh, cringe, and wonder how these things actually happen. New episodes drop weekly — subscribe and never miss the madness.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e26935df-6721-4d47-a700-3027b38dcf10</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675192/default.mp3" length="40388040" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hans and Roxy deliver their signature mix of absurdity and hilarity as they roast the week’s strangest news. Expect flooded farms turned wildlife sanctuaries, baffling health mysteries in SoCal, Dairy Queen locations shutting down, a truly bizarre...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hans and Roxy deliver their signature mix of absurdity and hilarity as they roast the week’s strangest news. Expect flooded farms turned wildlife sanctuaries, baffling health mysteries in SoCal, Dairy Queen locations shutting down, a truly bizarre surrogate lawsuit, and one man’s unforgettable pig-related crime at the police station. Plus, the return of “World’s Dumbest Criminals” and a big show update — <i>Morning Crankers</i> is officially going video! Laugh, cringe, and wonder how these things actually happen. New episodes drop weekly — subscribe and never miss the madness.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2524</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c01ab1d3f053ba3487d3fcbeb2c10c48.jpg"/><itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The World Officially Lost Its Mind: Giraffes, Gators &amp; Garbage Ice Cream</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-world-officially-lost-its-mind-giraffes-gators-garbage-ice-cream--74675367</link><description><![CDATA[Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic squares," to killer alligator attacks, a missing giraffe in Texas, overpriced World Cup food, beaver hunts, record-breaking kittens, yodelers cooling off in fountains, Karen Gillan's wrong-bus adventure, and hilarious Curious Cars moments—it's another morning packed with bizarre headlines and nonstop laughs.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f7ead837-4c2d-4082-b3e8-874bcf3b1258</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675367/default.mp3" length="41277596" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic squares," to killer alligator attacks, a missing giraffe in Texas,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic squares," to killer alligator attacks, a missing giraffe in Texas, overpriced World Cup food, beaver hunts, record-breaking kittens, yodelers cooling off in fountains, Karen Gillan's wrong-bus adventure, and hilarious Curious Cars moments—it's another morning packed with bizarre headlines and nonstop laughs.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2580</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/793d4f956f0eb8bdb0cc3893eeb5ffc3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Snakes, White Claws &amp; Alligator Tossing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-snakes-white-claws-alligator-tossing--74675226</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes in a U.S. host city, to a shocking IVF mix-up, a Supreme Court ruling on gun rights, and a TSA warning involving America's favorite snacks. Plus, a Florida man with 34 open White Claws, a toddler tossed into an alligator enclosure, a rare tick-borne virus scare, and a bizarre medical case that has doctors sounding the alarm. It's chaos, comedy, and crankiness the way only Morning Crankers can deliver it.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3f4834e2-0c02-44e4-ba8c-8a3fc9c54c9c</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675226/default.mp3" length="47631264" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes in a U.S. host city, to a shocking IVF mix-up, a Supreme Court ruling on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes in a U.S. host city, to a shocking IVF mix-up, a Supreme Court ruling on gun rights, and a TSA warning involving America's favorite snacks. Plus, a Florida man with 34 open White Claws, a toddler tossed into an alligator enclosure, a rare tick-borne virus scare, and a bizarre medical case that has doctors sounding the alarm. It's chaos, comedy, and crankiness the way only Morning Crankers can deliver it.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. 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A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets a new owner. The guys break down White House UFC chaos, an alleged pathogen smuggling scandal, a YouTuber's lifetime ban from Six Flags, and a wife who allegedly used Gorilla Glue for the ultimate revenge. From shark attacks and fake pilots to lemonade stand robbers and social media sleuths tracking down a killer, it's another wild ride through the strangest stories making headlines today. <br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">audioboom-019ed470-14ee-722c-81bb-81da1e1a651f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675499/default.mp3" length="46956514" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets a new owner. The guys break down White House UFC chaos, an alleged pathogen smuggling scandal, a YouTuber's lifetime ban from Six Flags, and a wife who allegedly used Gorilla Glue for the ultimate revenge. From shark attacks and fake pilots to lemonade stand robbers and social media sleuths tracking down a killer, it's another wild ride through the strangest stories making headlines today. <br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2875</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0b3b5ebe3f126597aa6bb15d34e55f6f.jpg"/><itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>181: Morning Crankers The Week Got Weird Fast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/181-morning-crankers-the-week-got-weird-fast--74675172</link><description><![CDATA[ Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers. <br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">audioboom-019eb077-6cf9-70e3-a2a3-764341be1eba</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675172/default.mp3" length="48865792" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers. 
 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers. <br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3001</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d3de9772085dc3361497b259fdd8a52.jpg"/><itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>180: Morning Crankers: Sewer People, Feet Juice &amp; the Dog Poop Burglar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/180-morning-crankers-sewer-people-feet-juice-the-dog-poop-burglar--74675101</link><description><![CDATA[Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a surgeon after a botched eye operation, and a couple tries cashing fake lottery tickets. It's another wild ride through the weirdest headlines on Morning Crankers!See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/2NSFUHZO1OGtA4TZ2qD8Juyw7AwPBirxToYe0J1DBqM</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675101/default.mp3" length="43103725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a surgeon after a botched eye operation, and a couple tries cashing fake lottery tickets. It's another wild ride through the weirdest headlines on Morning Crankers!See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2635</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a3b1dc5df62edadbb6490e62fd6f869.jpg"/><itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>179: Cows, Conspiracies &amp; Crankers Chaos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/179-cows-conspiracies-crankers-chaos--74675210</link><description><![CDATA[Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news roundups yet. We break down bizarre headlines, conspiracy claims, weird lawsuits, and the strangest stories taking over the internet.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/4LMO60WMJjSbiDelK3GcnFzRKzPH-9S79SBQMsB5lAA</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675210/default.mp3" length="44251431" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news roundups yet. We break down bizarre headlines, conspiracy claims, weird...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news roundups yet. We break down bizarre headlines, conspiracy claims, weird lawsuits, and the strangest stories taking over the internet.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2706</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ac0761c99f4ec2991568b2d6fe62df93.jpg"/><itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>178: Ceiling Witches, Missing Criminals &amp; a Hanson Family Surprise</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/178-ceiling-witches-missing-criminals-a-hanson-family-surprise--74675163</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza chains shutting down stores, strange hantavirus research, a Russian nuclear ship disaster, and a real-life WKRP radio station coming to Cincinnati. Plus, we share some personal family news with our daughter’s wedding and baby announcement, along with our trip to the surprisingly charming town of Washington, Missouri.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/9Rg-FooqN4uVREMapaEwyrymT4bSVjBBD3bEwrYzbjY</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675163/default.mp3" length="36495899" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza chains shutting down stores, strange hantavirus research, a Russian nuclear ship disaster, and a real-life WKRP radio station coming to Cincinnati. Plus, we share some personal family news with our daughter’s wedding and baby announcement, along with our trip to the surprisingly charming town of Washington, Missouri.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2229</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a1095f7f43cb25c2db314c40e0ba295.jpg"/><itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>177: Morning Crankers Sharks, Scandals &amp; Zombie Lions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/177-morning-crankers-sharks-scandals-zombie-lions--74675338</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the New Morning Crankers Morning Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of the weirdest news weeks yet. From the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini scandal rumors getting even stranger, to mysterious deaths tied to sensitive U.S. research projects, things get wild fast. Plus, a “fossil shark” missing since 1898 suddenly shows up near Spain, scientists talk about resurrecting extinct Siberian lions, and Sean Strickland shocks the MMA world. Add in Mother’s Day facts, Taylor Sheridan’s Landman, the new Dutton Ranch trailer, Sony’s rumored next-gen Walkman, and a Utah Supreme Court resignation scandal… and you’ve got absolute Morning Crankers chaos.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/JsVE3qZnhyQ68IVxyhGco1P3ejgGy_nZZ-_10qs6SwM</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675338/default.mp3" length="50211501" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the New Morning Crankers Morning Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of the weirdest news weeks yet. From the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini scandal rumors getting even stranger, to mysterious deaths tied to sensitive U.S. research...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the New Morning Crankers Morning Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of the weirdest news weeks yet. From the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini scandal rumors getting even stranger, to mysterious deaths tied to sensitive U.S. research projects, things get wild fast. Plus, a “fossil shark” missing since 1898 suddenly shows up near Spain, scientists talk about resurrecting extinct Siberian lions, and Sean Strickland shocks the MMA world. Add in Mother’s Day facts, Taylor Sheridan’s Landman, the new Dutton Ranch trailer, Sony’s rumored next-gen Walkman, and a Utah Supreme Court resignation scandal… and you’ve got absolute Morning Crankers chaos.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3080</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/98f071a0e29e889d36b0eae9e469ff10.jpg"/><itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>176: Doomsday, Duck Herding &amp; a 3-Weiner Mystery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/176-doomsday-duck-herding-a-3-weiner-mystery--74675153</link><description><![CDATA[Explore the most fascinating and bizarre stories trending in 2025—from groundbreaking discoveries of new species to rare medical anomalies, unusual hobbies you’ve never heard of, and shocking historical facts. Dive into entertainment highlights like My Killer Father: The Green Hollow Murders, the highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday, and the chilling new horror film Passenger. This episode blends science, history, pop culture, and strange-but-true stories designed for curious minds and podcast listeners searching for unique, engaging content.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/-7AkeaueSf4uJd11mFAPGFnMtiu3dtEAGb8V4VNXOL4</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675153/default.mp3" length="47140096" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Explore the most fascinating and bizarre stories trending in 2025—from groundbreaking discoveries of new species to rare medical anomalies, unusual hobbies you’ve never heard of, and shocking historical facts. Dive into entertainment highlights like...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Explore the most fascinating and bizarre stories trending in 2025—from groundbreaking discoveries of new species to rare medical anomalies, unusual hobbies you’ve never heard of, and shocking historical facts. Dive into entertainment highlights like My Killer Father: The Green Hollow Murders, the highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday, and the chilling new horror film Passenger. This episode blends science, history, pop culture, and strange-but-true stories designed for curious minds and podcast listeners searching for unique, engaging content.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2890</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/25013ea339b6a581f9faf6ddd34dde07.jpg"/><itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>175: Superheroes, Sky Explosions &amp; America’s Money Problem</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/175-superheroes-sky-explosions-america-s-money-problem--74675432</link><description><![CDATA[Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian voters flip the script, and a shocking indictment rocks the FBI world. Then we shift gears into the wild—an X-shaped cosmic event over Europe, grown adults chasing cheese down hills, and the latest on Masters of the Universe and Presumed Innocent. Oh—and we settle it once and for all: the Top 10 superheroes of all time.News, chaos, and laughs… welcome to Morning Crankers.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/Ll3RongX9bXdbUsrZvhtMjalbpQHFZECq5-Xqet2mWY</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675432/default.mp3" length="43173204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian voters flip the script, and a shocking indictment rocks the FBI world. Then we shift gears into the wild—an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian voters flip the script, and a shocking indictment rocks the FBI world. Then we shift gears into the wild—an X-shaped cosmic event over Europe, grown adults chasing cheese down hills, and the latest on Masters of the Universe and Presumed Innocent. Oh—and we settle it once and for all: the Top 10 superheroes of all time.News, chaos, and laughs… welcome to Morning Crankers.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2642</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/84f2d3381bf6c97c042e21d078d817b2.jpg"/><itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>174: Marriage, Mishaps &amp; Morons Complaints, Chaos, and the Dumbest Crimes Yet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/174-marriage-mishaps-morons-complaints-chaos-and-the-dumbest-crimes-yet--74675143</link><description><![CDATA[Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have about each other, plus a lineup of bizarre headlines you won’t believe. From a kid accidentally winning the wrong race to love taking off at 30,000 feet, and criminals stealing the strangest stuff imaginable… it’s chaos, comedy, and commentary all rolled into one.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/YMOsn01w0gYWK9SKujJFYRNdFesRWlha1E00CqfLtrA</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675143/default.mp3" length="48292951" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have about each other, plus a lineup of bizarre headlines you won’t believe. From a kid accidentally...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have about each other, plus a lineup of bizarre headlines you won’t believe. From a kid accidentally winning the wrong race to love taking off at 30,000 feet, and criminals stealing the strangest stuff imaginable… it’s chaos, comedy, and commentary all rolled into one.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2964</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0823f2d934361078fbaa6a8072de36bb.jpg"/><itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>173: Unbothered, Unhinged &amp; Unbelievable</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/173-unbothered-unhinged-unbelievable--74675136</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist living their best unbothered life to the legendary status of Die Hard as the greatest action thriller of all time, nothing is off-limits. We dive into bizarre medical mishaps, celebrity drama surrounding Britney Spears, and headline-making legal decisions, all while keeping things fast, funny, and a little unhinged.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/yaEVNaX96CW4dLg8Po_NtvuumRWbxf_NmAUjDeSQW1M</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675136/default.mp3" length="44396390" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist living their best unbothered life to the legendary status of Die Hard as the greatest action thriller of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist living their best unbothered life to the legendary status of Die Hard as the greatest action thriller of all time, nothing is off-limits. We dive into bizarre medical mishaps, celebrity drama surrounding Britney Spears, and headline-making legal decisions, all while keeping things fast, funny, and a little unhinged.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2715</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/66ca4ffa7962acb13c4cbca0b03f6a54.jpg"/><itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>172: The Wild News Roundup</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/172-the-wild-news-roundup--74675219</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-juice bank robbers who thought they could outsmart cameras, to people escaping the chaos of today’s news cycle by literally “bathing” in nature, the crew breaks down stories that make you question reality. We also cover a politician snorkeling in a pothole to prove a point, the rise of AI-generated country music stars, and one woman’s eyebrow-raising relationship with her AI boyfriend. Add in a Barbie event disaster and a massive lawsuit involving a major farm equipment company, and you’ve got a packed episode full of wild headlines and even wilder commentary.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/nZ9i0vG7EYX4mm1srvAi2suk7-YC7UKkQHywvx_tA-o</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675219/default.mp3" length="36924564" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-juice bank robbers who thought they could outsmart cameras, to people escaping the chaos of today’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-juice bank robbers who thought they could outsmart cameras, to people escaping the chaos of today’s news cycle by literally “bathing” in nature, the crew breaks down stories that make you question reality. We also cover a politician snorkeling in a pothole to prove a point, the rise of AI-generated country music stars, and one woman’s eyebrow-raising relationship with her AI boyfriend. Add in a Barbie event disaster and a massive lawsuit involving a major farm equipment company, and you’ve got a packed episode full of wild headlines and even wilder commentary.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2248</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05b217b748523f9c749bf63999a13864.jpg"/><itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>170: Hollywood Gets Weird, AI Gets Confused &amp; April Fools Gets Arrested</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/170-hollywood-gets-weird-ai-gets-confused-april-fools-gets-arrested--74675590</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to the buzz around The Story of Everything, we break down what’s real, what’s hype, and what’s just plain confusing. Hollywood is back at it again with a new Harry Potter series on HBO, a fresh Masters of the Universe movie, and Vince Vaughn stepping into a bizarre gangster role nobody saw coming.Plus, we explore the return of creature features, a shocking political photo raising eyebrows, and a collection of April Fools’ jokes that went way too far—like, police involvement far. And just when you think it can’t get any stranger… we’ve got nail-filled ice cream lawsuits, UFO sightings, and a mysterious tentacled “egg” floating in space.Yeah… it’s one of those episodes.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/mXQhm0qjE6OqwNhnt7RDD4e3eC5rApd-aAovLs9R0uw</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675590/default.mp3" length="43198494" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to the buzz around The Story of Everything, we break down what’s real, what’s hype, and what’s just plain...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to the buzz around The Story of Everything, we break down what’s real, what’s hype, and what’s just plain confusing. Hollywood is back at it again with a new Harry Potter series on HBO, a fresh Masters of the Universe movie, and Vince Vaughn stepping into a bizarre gangster role nobody saw coming.Plus, we explore the return of creature features, a shocking political photo raising eyebrows, and a collection of April Fools’ jokes that went way too far—like, police involvement far. And just when you think it can’t get any stranger… we’ve got nail-filled ice cream lawsuits, UFO sightings, and a mysterious tentacled “egg” floating in space.Yeah… it’s one of those episodes.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2639</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6491ec6cd50e5d5f5309f12b080a3eea.jpg"/><itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>169: Morning Crankers Chaos: Cheesesteaks, Controversy &amp; Chuck Norris</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/169-morning-crankers-chaos-cheesesteaks-controversy-chuck-norris--74675099</link><description><![CDATA[tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most bizarre airport stories you’ll hear: the longest line at the Philly airport isn’t for security… it’s for cheesesteaks. Because priorities matter. Then we dive into the world of sleep apps—are they helping you rest, or quietly making your insomnia worse?Things get even weirder as we break down a Minnesota millionaire somehow qualifying for food stamps and why some are calling it “fraud by design.” From there, we jump into the parenting debate of the week after Charles Barkley drops a blunt take on discipline that has people fired up on both sides.And yes… we go there. The infamous Depp v. Heard case resurfaces with the mystery that refuses to die—who really pooped the bed? Or is the truth still messier than we think?We also cover ABC pulling The Bachelorette amid an investigation surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul, adding another twist to reality TV chaos. And to wrap it all up, we lighten the mood with the 25 best Chuck Norris jokes of all time—because nothing says “morning motivation” like roundhouse kicks and impossible legends.It’s wild, it’s funny, it’s a little controversial—and it’s exactly what you need to start your day.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/0NfmLdnBA9lNcaL3inm-mf4SwGHeA7nEJiHtchMxlKg</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675099/default.mp3" length="42805160" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most bizarre airport stories you’ll hear: the longest line at the Philly airport isn’t for security… it’s for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most bizarre airport stories you’ll hear: the longest line at the Philly airport isn’t for security… it’s for cheesesteaks. Because priorities matter. Then we dive into the world of sleep apps—are they helping you rest, or quietly making your insomnia worse?Things get even weirder as we break down a Minnesota millionaire somehow qualifying for food stamps and why some are calling it “fraud by design.” From there, we jump into the parenting debate of the week after Charles Barkley drops a blunt take on discipline that has people fired up on both sides.And yes… we go there. The infamous Depp v. Heard case resurfaces with the mystery that refuses to die—who really pooped the bed? Or is the truth still messier than we think?We also cover ABC pulling The Bachelorette amid an investigation surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul, adding another twist to reality TV chaos. And to wrap it all up, we lighten the mood with the 25 best Chuck Norris jokes of all time—because nothing says “morning motivation” like roundhouse kicks and impossible legends.It’s wild, it’s funny, it’s a little controversial—and it’s exactly what you need to start your day.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2614</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d92dc1f37f8a41f694845e4cdbf1ff22.jpg"/><itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>168: Couch Crimes, Cryo Brains, Tiny Dinos &amp; Mobile Irish Pubs… What Is Happening?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/168-couch-crimes-cryo-brains-tiny-dinos-mobile-irish-pubs-what-is-happening--74675337</link><description><![CDATA[Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest crime stories out of Wisconsin, explores whether frozen brains could one day come back to life, and uncovers a newly discovered tiny dinosaur that’s rewriting what we know about prehistoric creatures. We also talk real-life “pot of gold” finds, a sheriff taking a stand against a repeat offender, and breakthrough ideas in treating autoimmune diseases. Plus, we lean into the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day with mobile Irish pubs and classic foods, sprinkle in some surprising March facts, and even break down the science behind why women love those extra-hot showers. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed to hear this morning.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/eYlNMnANXJdduz0AaCmDpWV863Tsjoi5A0twc4zakqU</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675337/default.mp3" length="46800034" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest crime stories out of Wisconsin, explores whether frozen brains could one day come back to life, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest crime stories out of Wisconsin, explores whether frozen brains could one day come back to life, and uncovers a newly discovered tiny dinosaur that’s rewriting what we know about prehistoric creatures. We also talk real-life “pot of gold” finds, a sheriff taking a stand against a repeat offender, and breakthrough ideas in treating autoimmune diseases. Plus, we lean into the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day with mobile Irish pubs and classic foods, sprinkle in some surprising March facts, and even break down the science behind why women love those extra-hot showers. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed to hear this morning.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2866</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b770dab9ac946a42494631b0fbb4e4f3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>167: Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls &amp; the Tablecloth Bandit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/167-cereal-burglar-pickleball-brawls-the-tablecloth-bandit--74675268</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home, to the oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025 (including a robot and even a meteorite), the crew dives headfirst into the bizarre side of the news cycle.They also cover a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura going up for auction, and a Florida country club pickleball match that somehow turned into a full-blown brawl. The show shifts between comedy and reality as they discuss a major criminal case out of southern Utah, the latest Winter Olympics controversy over “crotch enhancements,” and the touching story of Britain’s loneliest sheep finally becoming a mom.Add in a teen with rare Weaver-Smith syndrome receiving custom shoes for her size-22 feet, a near-naked bandit caught wearing nothing but a tablecloth while robbing cars, an update on the growing Iran war casualties, and even a birthday tribute to Barbie — and you’ve got the perfect mix of absurd, serious, and hilarious.Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh, shake your head, and wonder how all of this can exist in the same news cycle. Welcome back to Morning Crankers.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/uB6QT8xFg_etaWBL-fJoy59J6bEOAmmshLM0bxMgfYc</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675268/default.mp3" length="41552494" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home, to the oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025 (including a robot and even a meteorite), the crew dives headfirst into the bizarre side of the news cycle.They also cover a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura going up for auction, and a Florida country club pickleball match that somehow turned into a full-blown brawl. The show shifts between comedy and reality as they discuss a major criminal case out of southern Utah, the latest Winter Olympics controversy over “crotch enhancements,” and the touching story of Britain’s loneliest sheep finally becoming a mom.Add in a teen with rare Weaver-Smith syndrome receiving custom shoes for her size-22 feet, a near-naked bandit caught wearing nothing but a tablecloth while robbing cars, an update on the growing Iran war casualties, and even a birthday tribute to Barbie — and you’ve got the perfect mix of absurd, serious, and hilarious.Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh, shake your head, and wonder how all of this can exist in the same news cycle. Welcome back to Morning Crankers.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2538</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d9b2006379a24f5078c9bf3832e1bd6d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>166: Top-Secret Tremors &amp; Bottom-Tier Criminals</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/166-top-secret-tremors-bottom-tier-criminals--74675165</link><description><![CDATA[Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing site, revisits comments from Barack Obama about aliens, tracks Missouri’s increasing chances for measurable snowfall, and unpacks why Americans are losing trust in journalists. We also preview the biggest movies hitting theaters in March 2026, break down new cellphone bans rolling out in 17 states, explore evidence of ancient Martian beaches discovered by a Chinese rover, and laugh (and cringe) at some truly dumb criminals. Plus — 46 surprising spring facts about weather, history, and nature to get you ready for the season!See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/ML06zrk-gZhv7dg0CNEn7rejHHDiIxFz4X8bS-huxDk</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675165/default.mp3" length="45884182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing site, revisits comments from Barack Obama about aliens, tracks Missouri’s increasing chances for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing site, revisits comments from Barack Obama about aliens, tracks Missouri’s increasing chances for measurable snowfall, and unpacks why Americans are losing trust in journalists. We also preview the biggest movies hitting theaters in March 2026, break down new cellphone bans rolling out in 17 states, explore evidence of ancient Martian beaches discovered by a Chinese rover, and laugh (and cringe) at some truly dumb criminals. Plus — 46 surprising spring facts about weather, history, and nature to get you ready for the season!See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2806</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/878c9f62a7deb7dc02040536604baea3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>165: True Crime, Dumb Criminals &amp; Prehistoric Chaos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/165-true-crime-dumb-criminals-prehistoric-chaos--74675156</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.We kick things off debating the best true crime documentaries ever made — the ones that made you question the justice system, your neighbors, and whether you should ever whisper in a bathroom again. From shocking hot-mic confessions to internet sleuths tracking killers from their couches, we break down the docs that changed the genre.Then it’s time for Dumb Criminals of the Week. A woman clocks 107 mph in a 55 mph zone… to make it to Little Caesars before closing. Yes, pizza was involved. Yes, charges were filed. And no, it probably wasn’t worth it.Meanwhile in New Orleans, rats are allegedly munching on police evidence — including marijuana — which raises serious questions about who’s really running the evidence room. And in Florida (because of course it’s Florida), a drunk tourist gets arrested for inappropriate behavior with a manatee statue outside a bar.We also dive into weird science news with the discovery of Haolong dongi — the “spiny dragon” dinosaur that looks like it’s wearing a porcupine fur coat — because nothing says Morning Crankers like prehistoric nightmare fuel.Dark, ridiculous, weird, and wildly entertaining — this episode has everything: crime, chaos, dinosaurs, drugged-up rodents, and felony-level pizza commitment.Grab your coffee. We’ll bring the chaos.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/SflZWqijmuQlIJqHq5rNOPPo2qsqKt8pdYSanAlH6qU</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675156/default.mp3" length="42655902" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.We kick things off debating the best true crime documentaries ever made — the ones that made you question the justice system, your neighbors, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.We kick things off debating the best true crime documentaries ever made — the ones that made you question the justice system, your neighbors, and whether you should ever whisper in a bathroom again. From shocking hot-mic confessions to internet sleuths tracking killers from their couches, we break down the docs that changed the genre.Then it’s time for Dumb Criminals of the Week. A woman clocks 107 mph in a 55 mph zone… to make it to Little Caesars before closing. Yes, pizza was involved. Yes, charges were filed. And no, it probably wasn’t worth it.Meanwhile in New Orleans, rats are allegedly munching on police evidence — including marijuana — which raises serious questions about who’s really running the evidence room. And in Florida (because of course it’s Florida), a drunk tourist gets arrested for inappropriate behavior with a manatee statue outside a bar.We also dive into weird science news with the discovery of Haolong dongi — the “spiny dragon” dinosaur that looks like it’s wearing a porcupine fur coat — because nothing says Morning Crankers like prehistoric nightmare fuel.Dark, ridiculous, weird, and wildly entertaining — this episode has everything: crime, chaos, dinosaurs, drugged-up rodents, and felony-level pizza commitment.Grab your coffee. We’ll bring the chaos.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2609</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a46da44703115c3f8aae8ea164ff3d94.jpg"/><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>164: AI Girlfriend Trends, Fentanyl Chocolate Revenge &amp; Dumbest Criminals Ever - Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/164-ai-girlfriend-trends-fentanyl-chocolate-revenge-dumbest-criminals-ever-morning-crankers--74675262</link><description><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the beginning of emotional outsourcing?Then it’s time for another round of Dumbest Criminals — including the viral “OnlyFans Pee Spree” woman whose public antics landed her in serious trouble.We also cover one of the most disturbing revenge stories in recent memory: a woman accused of making fentanyl-laced chocolates allegedly intended for her ex-husband. What was she thinking? And how does something like this even happen?And in perhaps the most ironic crime of the year — a man who wrote a book about robbing banks, went to prison, got released… and then robbed another bank. Yes. Again. And yes — he got caught.Morning Crankers blends comedy, commentary, and outrageous real-world stories with high energy and zero filter. If you love bizarre headlines, criminal stupidity, AI culture, and absurd real-life drama — this episode is for you.New episodes drop regularly. Buckle up.<br /><br />AI girlfriend dumb criminals OnlyFans arrest fentanyl poisoning case bank robbery story crime news comedy weird headlines podcast viral crime stories internet culture podcast Morning Crankers podcast<br />AI girlfriend trend explained podcast woman made fentanyl laced chocolates for ex husband OnlyFans pee spree arrest story man wrote book about robbing banks then robbed bank again funny crime news podcast episode AI relationships replacing real dating dumbest criminals caught on camera true crime comedy podcast 2026 bizarre revenge crime story podcast internet headlines breakdown podcast<br />AI girlfriend trend fentanyl chocolate case OnlyFans public arrest story bank robbery author irony viral dumb criminals modern dating and AI crime comedy podcast internet news commentary Morning Crankers Hans and Roxy funny current events podcastSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/Pm2XYgYjCLWS-DDFuxQgti4cxXqlmvXLtYwbV0O7phw</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675262/default.mp3" length="47156953" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the beginning of emotional outsourcing?Then it’s time for another round of Dumbest Criminals — including the viral “OnlyFans Pee Spree” woman whose public antics landed her in serious trouble.We also cover one of the most disturbing revenge stories in recent memory: a woman accused of making fentanyl-laced chocolates allegedly intended for her ex-husband. What was she thinking? And how does something like this even happen?And in perhaps the most ironic crime of the year — a man who wrote a book about robbing banks, went to prison, got released… and then robbed another bank. Yes. Again. And yes — he got caught.Morning Crankers blends comedy, commentary, and outrageous real-world stories with high energy and zero filter. If you love bizarre headlines, criminal stupidity, AI culture, and absurd real-life drama — this episode is for you.New episodes drop regularly. Buckle up.<br /><br />AI girlfriend dumb criminals OnlyFans arrest fentanyl poisoning case bank robbery story crime news comedy weird headlines podcast viral crime stories internet culture podcast Morning Crankers podcast<br />AI girlfriend trend explained podcast woman made fentanyl laced chocolates for ex husband OnlyFans pee spree arrest story man wrote book about robbing banks then robbed bank again funny crime news podcast episode AI relationships replacing real dating dumbest criminals caught on camera true crime comedy podcast 2026 bizarre revenge crime story podcast internet headlines breakdown podcast<br />AI girlfriend trend fentanyl chocolate case OnlyFans public arrest story bank robbery author irony viral dumb criminals modern dating and AI crime comedy podcast internet news commentary Morning Crankers Hans and Roxy funny current events podcastSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2886</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/27a59c91e4b21f4d9cfaf5c7ba2e483a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>163: Valentine’s Day Gone Wild: Crazy Facts, Japan’s Love Dolls &amp; Kid Fun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/163-valentine-s-day-gone-wild-crazy-facts-japan-s-love-dolls-kid-fun--74675266</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins of Saint Valentine to bizarre historical love traditions that would never survive modern HR departments, this episode uncovers the craziest Valentine’s Day facts you’ve probably never heard.Then we travel overseas to Japan, where Valentine’s Day culture flips the script. From women buying chocolate for coworkers to the booming market of high-tech “romance dolls,” we explore how modern relationships, loneliness trends, and consumer culture collide in one of the most fascinating Valentine’s Day traditions in the world.And because not everyone wants candlelight dinners and awkward date nights, we also break down creative and fun Valentine’s Day ideas for kids — classroom activities, family games, DIY crafts, and ways to make the holiday about more than romance.It’s funny. It’s a little uncomfortable. It’s cultural chaos with heart.If you’ve ever wondered:<ul><li>Where did Valentine’s Day actually come from?</li><li>Why is Japan’s Valentine’s Day so different?</li><li>What are some family-friendly Valentine’s Day activities?</li></ul><br /><br />This episode has it all — classic Morning Crankers style.<br /><br />Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day facts Valentine traditions Japan Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day for kids Crazy Valentine stories Love holiday history Valentine’s Day origins Morning Crankers podcast<br />crazy Valentine’s Day traditions around the world weird Valentine’s Day facts you didn’t know Valentine’s Day history explained Japan Valentine’s Day chocolate tradition why is Valentine’s Day different in Japan modern relationship trends in Japan high-tech romance dolls Japan fun Valentine’s Day activities for kids family-friendly Valentine’s Day ideas Valentine’s Day classroom party ideas how Valentine’s Day became commercial strange romantic traditions in history🏷 Keywords (SEO + Discoverability Optimized)Valentine’s Day 2026 Valentine’s Day traditions crazy love stories Japanese Valentine culture modern dating trends romance holiday history Saint Valentine facts Valentine’s Day comedy podcast Morning Crankers funny relationship podcast family Valentine ideas pop culture holidays relationship humor holiday traditions explainedSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/ZUKGGy06dmYGOxAK831qmrD2iQNI67Qk_MNTQtg8dqg</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675266/default.mp3" length="44468782" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins of Saint Valentine to bizarre historical love traditions that would never survive modern HR departments, this episode uncovers the craziest Valentine’s Day facts you’ve probably never heard.Then we travel overseas to Japan, where Valentine’s Day culture flips the script. From women buying chocolate for coworkers to the booming market of high-tech “romance dolls,” we explore how modern relationships, loneliness trends, and consumer culture collide in one of the most fascinating Valentine’s Day traditions in the world.And because not everyone wants candlelight dinners and awkward date nights, we also break down creative and fun Valentine’s Day ideas for kids — classroom activities, family games, DIY crafts, and ways to make the holiday about more than romance.It’s funny. It’s a little uncomfortable. It’s cultural chaos with heart.If you’ve ever wondered:<ul><li>Where did Valentine’s Day actually come from?</li><li>Why is Japan’s Valentine’s Day so different?</li><li>What are some family-friendly Valentine’s Day activities?</li></ul><br /><br />This episode has it all — classic Morning Crankers style.<br /><br />Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day facts Valentine traditions Japan Valentine’s Day Valentine’s Day for kids Crazy Valentine stories Love holiday history Valentine’s Day origins Morning Crankers podcast<br />crazy Valentine’s Day traditions around the world weird Valentine’s Day facts you didn’t know Valentine’s Day history explained Japan Valentine’s Day chocolate tradition why is Valentine’s Day different in Japan modern relationship trends in Japan high-tech romance dolls Japan fun Valentine’s Day activities for kids family-friendly Valentine’s Day ideas Valentine’s Day classroom party ideas how Valentine’s Day became commercial strange romantic traditions in history🏷 Keywords (SEO + Discoverability Optimized)Valentine’s Day 2026 Valentine’s Day traditions crazy love stories Japanese Valentine culture modern dating trends romance holiday history Saint Valentine facts Valentine’s Day comedy podcast Morning Crankers funny relationship podcast family Valentine ideas pop culture holidays relationship humor holiday traditions explainedSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2722</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97deff5bb88627104b059bffae36e02d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>162: What Happened with the Epstein Files This Week? Plus a 13-Year-Old Hero's Ocean Rescue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/162-what-happened-with-the-epstein-files-this-week-plus-a-13-year-old-hero-s-ocean-rescue--74675124</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics and media. Minnesota faces a staggering fraud scandal involving billions of taxpayer dollars, with similar schemes emerging in multiple states.We spotlight an incredible 13-year-old hero from Perth, Australia who swam over 2.5 miles through treacherous waters to save his stranded family. Hollywood's most eccentric spenders make our list as we explore the bizarre ways celebrities burn through their fortunes.The Smithsonian is hiring for a real-life Indiana Jones position—yes, you read that right—offering adventure seekers the archaeological opportunity of a lifetime. We also cover this week's quirky national days and break down what they reveal about our culture.From government corruption to extraordinary acts of courage, eccentric wealth to dream jobs, this episode delivers the news that matters with the edge you expect from Morning Crankers.<br /><ol><li>"teen swims 2.5 miles rescue"</li><li>"Epstein files global reaction"</li><li>"Minnesota fraud billions taxpayers"</li><li>"Perth Australia boy saves family"</li><li>"Smithsonian Indiana Jones job opening"</li><li>"eccentric Hollywood celebrity spenders"</li><li>"state welfare fraud scandal news"</li><li>"teenage hero ocean rescue story"</li><li>"real life archaeologist position available"</li><li>"national days this week explained"</li><li>"Epstein documents international impact"</li><li>"government fraud multiple states exposed"</li></ol><br /><br /><ol><li>"Epstein files"</li><li>"teenage hero"</li><li>"ocean rescue"</li><li>"Minnesota fraud"</li><li>"Hollywood spenders"</li><li>"celebrity wealth"</li><li>"government corruption"</li><li>"Smithsonian jobs"</li><li>"archaeology career"</li><li>"national days"</li><li>"Perth rescue"</li><li>"welfare fraud"</li><li>"heroic teen"</li><li>"Indiana Jones"</li><li>"Australia news"</li></ol><br /><br /><ul><li>Epstein files</li><li>teen ocean rescue</li><li>Minnesota fraud scandal</li><li>Perth Australia hero</li><li>Smithsonian Indiana Jones job</li></ul><br /><br /><ul><li>Hollywood eccentric spenders</li><li>government fraud</li><li>national days</li><li>teenage lifesaver</li><li>archaeology jobs</li><li>welfare fraud billions</li></ul><br /><br />#EpsteinFiles #TeenHero #MinnesotaFraud #PerthRescue #SmithsonianJobs #IndianaJones #HollywoodSpenders #GovernmentCorruption #MorningCrankers #TrueNews #CurrentEvents #HeroicKidsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/1V4zICfw8Sp1aD9gDOn2y6BGrcxCteHtErSUD_GrtPo</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2026 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675124/default.mp3" length="42776602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics and media. Minnesota faces a staggering fraud scandal involving billions...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics and media. Minnesota faces a staggering fraud scandal involving billions of taxpayer dollars, with similar schemes emerging in multiple states.We spotlight an incredible 13-year-old hero from Perth, Australia who swam over 2.5 miles through treacherous waters to save his stranded family. Hollywood's most eccentric spenders make our list as we explore the bizarre ways celebrities burn through their fortunes.The Smithsonian is hiring for a real-life Indiana Jones position—yes, you read that right—offering adventure seekers the archaeological opportunity of a lifetime. We also cover this week's quirky national days and break down what they reveal about our culture.From government corruption to extraordinary acts of courage, eccentric wealth to dream jobs, this episode delivers the news that matters with the edge you expect from Morning Crankers.<br /><ol><li>"teen swims 2.5 miles rescue"</li><li>"Epstein files global reaction"</li><li>"Minnesota fraud billions taxpayers"</li><li>"Perth Australia boy saves family"</li><li>"Smithsonian Indiana Jones job opening"</li><li>"eccentric Hollywood celebrity spenders"</li><li>"state welfare fraud scandal news"</li><li>"teenage hero ocean rescue story"</li><li>"real life archaeologist position available"</li><li>"national days this week explained"</li><li>"Epstein documents international impact"</li><li>"government fraud multiple states exposed"</li></ol><br /><br /><ol><li>"Epstein files"</li><li>"teenage hero"</li><li>"ocean rescue"</li><li>"Minnesota fraud"</li><li>"Hollywood spenders"</li><li>"celebrity wealth"</li><li>"government corruption"</li><li>"Smithsonian jobs"</li><li>"archaeology career"</li><li>"national days"</li><li>"Perth rescue"</li><li>"welfare fraud"</li><li>"heroic teen"</li><li>"Indiana Jones"</li><li>"Australia news"</li></ol><br /><br /><ul><li>Epstein files</li><li>teen ocean rescue</li><li>Minnesota fraud scandal</li><li>Perth Australia hero</li><li>Smithsonian Indiana Jones job</li></ul><br /><br /><ul><li>Hollywood eccentric spenders</li><li>government fraud</li><li>national days</li><li>teenage lifesaver</li><li>archaeology jobs</li><li>welfare fraud billions</li></ul><br /><br />#EpsteinFiles #TeenHero #MinnesotaFraud #PerthRescue #SmithsonianJobs #IndianaJones #HollywoodSpenders #GovernmentCorruption #MorningCrankers #TrueNews #CurrentEvents #HeroicKidsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2614</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a1d47afd281d09d539ba6b46dd8793ae.jpg"/><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>161: Morning Crankers Podcast – National Days, Bug-Eating Addictions, Jayne Mansfield Wardrobe Fails &amp; Moon Rover News (ICE Updates Too!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/161-morning-crankers-podcast-national-days-bug-eating-addictions-jayne-mansfield-wardrobe-fails-moon-rover-news-ice-updates-too--74675211</link><description><![CDATA[On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie coming in June to bizarre human behavior on My Weird Addiction — including a guy who eats mealworms and roaches!We also break down the latest ICE and immigration enforcement news that no one else is talking about, including controversial federal agent shootings and nationwide protests following fatal encounters in Minneapolis that have ignited debates about enforcement tactics, accountability, and civil liberties. Plus, laugh out loud with our segment on Jayne Mansfield-inspired wardrobe malfunctions, and get inspired by the latest achievement in space exploration — a private lunar rover successfully reaching the Moon!Tune in to Morning Crankers for comedy, culture, controversy, and curious stories you won’t hear anywhere else.<br /> Primary SEO Keywords (Short-Tail)Morning Crankers Podcastcomedy podcastnational dayICE newsMasters of the Universe movieMy Weird Addiction bugslunar roverJayne Mansfield wardrobe<br />Long-Tail Keywords / Search PhrasesMorning Crankers Podcast Hans and Roxy latest episodenew Masters of the Universe movie June releasebizarre My Weird Addiction episode bug eatingICE news federal agent shootings Minneapolis protestsprivate lunar rover makes it to the moon updateJayne Mansfield wardrobe malfunction storiescomedy podcast morning show current eventsweird addictions mealworms and roaches Supporting Short Phrases for Metadata &amp; TagsNationally recognized day talkmovie news Masters of the Universebug eating addiction discussionprivate space exploration lunar roverICE enforcement controversial updatesJayne Mansfield design failsmorning comedy podcast trending topics<br />Audience-Targeted Keywordspodcast comedy Hans and Roxyweird addiction bugs mealwormsICE controversy news 2026Minneapolis federal agent shootinglunar exploration private companypop culture podcast Masters Universe<br />Potential Social Media Hashtags#MorningCrankers#ComedyPodcast#MastersOfTheUniverse#WeirdAddictions#BugEating#SpaceNews#MoonRover#JayneMansfield#ICEnews#CurrentEvents<br />See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/KyTI02VJ4-mAOj_vUSgfinIkKqzaqwq4eJ2vQC0hB_o</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675211/default.mp3" length="43928426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie coming in June to bizarre human behavior on My Weird...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie coming in June to bizarre human behavior on My Weird Addiction — including a guy who eats mealworms and roaches!We also break down the latest ICE and immigration enforcement news that no one else is talking about, including controversial federal agent shootings and nationwide protests following fatal encounters in Minneapolis that have ignited debates about enforcement tactics, accountability, and civil liberties. Plus, laugh out loud with our segment on Jayne Mansfield-inspired wardrobe malfunctions, and get inspired by the latest achievement in space exploration — a private lunar rover successfully reaching the Moon!Tune in to Morning Crankers for comedy, culture, controversy, and curious stories you won’t hear anywhere else.<br /> Primary SEO Keywords (Short-Tail)Morning Crankers Podcastcomedy podcastnational dayICE newsMasters of the Universe movieMy Weird Addiction bugslunar roverJayne Mansfield wardrobe<br />Long-Tail Keywords / Search PhrasesMorning Crankers Podcast Hans and Roxy latest episodenew Masters of the Universe movie June releasebizarre My Weird Addiction episode bug eatingICE news federal agent shootings Minneapolis protestsprivate lunar rover makes it to the moon updateJayne Mansfield wardrobe malfunction storiescomedy podcast morning show current eventsweird addictions mealworms and roaches Supporting Short Phrases for Metadata &amp; TagsNationally recognized day talkmovie news Masters of the Universebug eating addiction discussionprivate space exploration lunar roverICE enforcement controversial updatesJayne Mansfield design failsmorning comedy podcast trending topics<br />Audience-Targeted Keywordspodcast comedy Hans and Roxyweird addiction bugs mealwormsICE controversy news 2026Minneapolis federal agent shootinglunar exploration private companypop culture podcast Masters Universe<br />Potential Social Media Hashtags#MorningCrankers#ComedyPodcast#MastersOfTheUniverse#WeirdAddictions#BugEating#SpaceNews#MoonRover#JayneMansfield#ICEnews#CurrentEvents<br />See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2684</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c8cd73af0ad68076a4e165e569661687.jpg"/><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>160: Morning Crankers  Meet ROXXY, Wild Christmas Gifts, Pig Semen Smugglers &amp; GM’s Trade School Push</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/160-morning-crankers-meet-roxxy-wild-christmas-gifts-pig-semen-smugglers-gm-s-trade-school-push--74675417</link><description><![CDATA[Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning Crankers chaos.This episode fires on all cylinders as the crew breaks down:• The hottest-selling Christmas presents of the year — what everyone actually wants vs. what’s already sold out • National days of the week, because yes… apparently everything has a day now • The most popular Christmas movies people are streaming, rewatching, and arguing about • A bizarre real-life story out of Australia, where two men were caught smuggling pig semen from Dutch pigs, a case so absurd it may end up as a movie • General Motors investing hundreds of millions of dollars to train young workers in the skilled trades to build the next generation of vehicles — and why this move matters more than college for many AmericansFast-paced, hilarious, and unapologetically real, this episode blends news, culture, business, and pure insanity the way only Morning Crankers can.Whether you’re here for the laughs, the headlines, or to meet ROXXY’s first official episode, this one delivers.New voices. Wild stories. Real talk. This is Morning Crankers.<br />#MorningCrankers #HansAndRoxxy #FoxxyRoxxy #NewPodcastHost #ComedyPodcast #MorningShowPodcast #Christmas2025 #TopChristmasGifts #PopularChristmasMovies #NationalDays #WeirdNews #AustraliaNews #TrueWeirdStories #PigSemenSmugglers #GlobalNewsComedy #GMNews #SkilledTrades #TradeSchool #BlueCollarJobs #AutoIndustry #CurrentEventsPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #FunnyNews #DailyPodcast #UnfilteredPodcastSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/xzRlPaqc823XgJQkp4MYPPgT1Ge5OLGmc2r4xVCuHMk</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675417/default.mp3" length="51170721" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning Crankers chaos.This episode fires on all cylinders as the crew breaks down:• The hottest-selling Christmas presents of the year — what everyone actually wants vs. what’s already sold out • National days of the week, because yes… apparently everything has a day now • The most popular Christmas movies people are streaming, rewatching, and arguing about • A bizarre real-life story out of Australia, where two men were caught smuggling pig semen from Dutch pigs, a case so absurd it may end up as a movie • General Motors investing hundreds of millions of dollars to train young workers in the skilled trades to build the next generation of vehicles — and why this move matters more than college for many AmericansFast-paced, hilarious, and unapologetically real, this episode blends news, culture, business, and pure insanity the way only Morning Crankers can.Whether you’re here for the laughs, the headlines, or to meet ROXXY’s first official episode, this one delivers.New voices. Wild stories. Real talk. This is Morning Crankers.<br />#MorningCrankers #HansAndRoxxy #FoxxyRoxxy #NewPodcastHost #ComedyPodcast #MorningShowPodcast #Christmas2025 #TopChristmasGifts #PopularChristmasMovies #NationalDays #WeirdNews #AustraliaNews #TrueWeirdStories #PigSemenSmugglers #GlobalNewsComedy #GMNews #SkilledTrades #TradeSchool #BlueCollarJobs #AutoIndustry #CurrentEventsPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #FunnyNews #DailyPodcast #UnfilteredPodcastSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3157</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef0938ef1525081c527f99cb2a13cb03.jpg"/><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>159: Space Dots, Stolen Driveways &amp; The Universe Losing Its Mind | Morning Crankers with Hans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/159-space-dots-stolen-driveways-the-universe-losing-its-mind-morning-crankers-with-hans--74675382</link><description><![CDATA[MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots &amp; Stolen Driveways” Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch.The universe is officially trolling us — and Hans is here to break it all down with premium crankiness.In today’s episode, the James Webb Space Telescope reveals mysterious “little red dots” billions of light-years away… objects so bizarre that even the smartest astrophysicists are shrugging like mechanics looking at a car held together with zip ties. Black-hole stars? Galaxy imposters? Cosmic pranks? Hans dives in with scientific curiosity and emotional instability.Back on Earth — where somehow things are even dumber — people are literally stealing entire driveways. Not packages. Not tools. Entire slabs of concrete. Whole parking surfaces. Vanished. A new era of criminal innovation nobody asked for.Plus: • A ghost hunter goes searching for spirits and finds a real corpse instead • A compilation of crop circles, glowing sky faces, and Bigfoot sightings • The world’s worst lottery regret story • AI therapy apps telling users to “communicate with houseplants” • A full rant on QR codes, self-checkout chaos, and why every screen in America is gaslighting us • The NEW segment: News I Refuse to Cover (But I’m Gonna Anyway) • Another round of REAL OR FAKE? where satire and actual 2025 news battle to the death • And the Cranker of the Week — the bold, the brazen, the concrete-stealing geniuses of modern American stupidityHans is irritated. The world is broken. The coffee is lukewarm. But the jokes are hot, the rants are premium, and the universe is giving us plenty of material.If your driveway is still attached to your house after this episode, congratulations — you’re already ahead of the curve.<br />#MorningCrankers #HansRant #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #WeirdNews2025 #StolenDriveway #BlackHoleStars #JamesWebbTelescope #LittleRedDots #SpaceNews #AbsurdNews #AItherapistFail #BigfootSighting #GhostHunterStory #RealOrFakeSegment #QRcodeRant #SelfCheckoutProblems #ComedyShow #DailyComedy #BluesRockPodcast #CurrentEventsComedy #PodcastHumor #CaffeinatedRant #2025News #OddNews #WTFNewsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/zrD6v16g6T8coDN8KgvhF4blI0DY5fB09NFbqF0MxyE</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675382/default.mp3" length="48512396" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots &amp;amp; Stolen Driveways” Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch.The universe is officially trolling us — and Hans is here to break it all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots &amp; Stolen Driveways” Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch.The universe is officially trolling us — and Hans is here to break it all down with premium crankiness.In today’s episode, the James Webb Space Telescope reveals mysterious “little red dots” billions of light-years away… objects so bizarre that even the smartest astrophysicists are shrugging like mechanics looking at a car held together with zip ties. Black-hole stars? Galaxy imposters? Cosmic pranks? Hans dives in with scientific curiosity and emotional instability.Back on Earth — where somehow things are even dumber — people are literally stealing entire driveways. Not packages. Not tools. Entire slabs of concrete. Whole parking surfaces. Vanished. A new era of criminal innovation nobody asked for.Plus: • A ghost hunter goes searching for spirits and finds a real corpse instead • A compilation of crop circles, glowing sky faces, and Bigfoot sightings • The world’s worst lottery regret story • AI therapy apps telling users to “communicate with houseplants” • A full rant on QR codes, self-checkout chaos, and why every screen in America is gaslighting us • The NEW segment: News I Refuse to Cover (But I’m Gonna Anyway) • Another round of REAL OR FAKE? where satire and actual 2025 news battle to the death • And the Cranker of the Week — the bold, the brazen, the concrete-stealing geniuses of modern American stupidityHans is irritated. The world is broken. The coffee is lukewarm. But the jokes are hot, the rants are premium, and the universe is giving us plenty of material.If your driveway is still attached to your house after this episode, congratulations — you’re already ahead of the curve.<br />#MorningCrankers #HansRant #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #WeirdNews2025 #StolenDriveway #BlackHoleStars #JamesWebbTelescope #LittleRedDots #SpaceNews #AbsurdNews #AItherapistFail #BigfootSighting #GhostHunterStory #RealOrFakeSegment #QRcodeRant #SelfCheckoutProblems #ComedyShow #DailyComedy #BluesRockPodcast #CurrentEventsComedy #PodcastHumor #CaffeinatedRant #2025News #OddNews #WTFNewsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2982</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/feb610bd3ca43b470c35ed4587569f76.jpg"/><itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>158: Morning Crankers: The Ultimate Pre-Launch Compilation Before the December Relaunch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/158-morning-crankers-the-ultimate-pre-launch-compilation-before-the-december-relaunch--74675161</link><description><![CDATA[Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives. This episode brings together the best jokes, the wildest rants, the weirdest news stories, and classic Cranker chaos to hold you over as we finish retooling the show into something bigger, louder, and even funnier.With Greg taking a temporary leave of absence, we hit reset behind the scenes — rebuilding Morning Crankers piece by piece to deliver the funniest morning comedy podcast on the planet. This compilation is a warm-up lap before the sprint. A “greatest hits” appetizer before the main feast that drops the first week of December.Enjoy this blast from the past while we prepare a sharper format, brand-new segments, more energy, and more of the ridiculous, caffeinated humor you listen for. The future of Morning Crankers is already cooking — and it’s almost time to serve it.New episodes officially return the first week of December. This is your Crankers warm-up. Let’s get stupid.🔑 Hashtagged Keywords (SEO-Driven)#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #PodcastCompilation #FunniestPodcast #ComedyReboot #PodcastRelaunch #DecemberLaunch #MorningShowComedy #BestComedyPodcasts #WildNewsStories #ComedyClips #LaughOutLoudPodcast #CrankersReturn #GregOnLeave #ComedyFans #DailyComedyFix #PodcastHighlights #CrankersCompilationSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/oG8CNbEXmVeF3nmUWOBg98HxJvA6_pqM012XxJSKgnE</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675161/default.mp3" length="35856329" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives. This episode brings together the best jokes, the wildest rants, the weirdest news stories, and classic Cranker...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives. This episode brings together the best jokes, the wildest rants, the weirdest news stories, and classic Cranker chaos to hold you over as we finish retooling the show into something bigger, louder, and even funnier.With Greg taking a temporary leave of absence, we hit reset behind the scenes — rebuilding Morning Crankers piece by piece to deliver the funniest morning comedy podcast on the planet. This compilation is a warm-up lap before the sprint. A “greatest hits” appetizer before the main feast that drops the first week of December.Enjoy this blast from the past while we prepare a sharper format, brand-new segments, more energy, and more of the ridiculous, caffeinated humor you listen for. The future of Morning Crankers is already cooking — and it’s almost time to serve it.New episodes officially return the first week of December. This is your Crankers warm-up. Let’s get stupid.🔑 Hashtagged Keywords (SEO-Driven)#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #PodcastCompilation #FunniestPodcast #ComedyReboot #PodcastRelaunch #DecemberLaunch #MorningShowComedy #BestComedyPodcasts #WildNewsStories #ComedyClips #LaughOutLoudPodcast #CrankersReturn #GregOnLeave #ComedyFans #DailyComedyFix #PodcastHighlights #CrankersCompilationSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2194</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5cd7985beda771998124bb23b88bd33b.jpg"/><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>157: Things Got Weird This Week: Mosquitoes in Iceland, Cocaine Shrimp &amp; AI That Likes Insults</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/157-things-got-weird-this-week-mosquitoes-in-iceland-cocaine-shrimp-ai-that-likes-insults--74675151</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Iceland now has MOSQUITOES for the first time ever, every shrimp in England apparently parties harder than Motley Crüe, Amazon is turning delivery drivers into cyborgs with Terminator glasses, and ChatGPT now works BETTER when you're mean to it (which is honestly the most human AI behavior yet).From a couple who broke into a restaurant, hooked up in front of a floral wall, THEN robbed it — to ancient 1,300-year-old poop being analyzed like it’s a limited edition vintage — to space debris literally slapping a Boeing mid-flight… this episode is absolute chaos in the best way.It’s dumb. It’s smart. It’s true. And yes — it’ll make you feel better about your own life choices.Welcome to the only comedy news show where shrimp are coked up, kidney marriages are romantic, and humanity is clearly speedrunning the apocalypse. Let’s crank.#MorningCrankers #ComedyNewsPodcast #WeirdNews #HansRants #AIComedy #CocaineShrimp #MosquitoesInIceland #AmazonCyborgs #TrueButTooStupidToBeReal #DailyComedyShow #PodcastHumor #ChaosReport #NewsButMakeItStupid #PodcastEntertainment #WTFStoriesSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/_7JbF0Vd1nqDZvWPsKfxebnzhlidGBjTU4NXnukYBTA</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675151/default.mp3" length="38759432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Iceland now has MOSQUITOES for the first time ever, every shrimp in England apparently parties harder than...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Iceland now has MOSQUITOES for the first time ever, every shrimp in England apparently parties harder than Motley Crüe, Amazon is turning delivery drivers into cyborgs with Terminator glasses, and ChatGPT now works BETTER when you're mean to it (which is honestly the most human AI behavior yet).From a couple who broke into a restaurant, hooked up in front of a floral wall, THEN robbed it — to ancient 1,300-year-old poop being analyzed like it’s a limited edition vintage — to space debris literally slapping a Boeing mid-flight… this episode is absolute chaos in the best way.It’s dumb. It’s smart. It’s true. And yes — it’ll make you feel better about your own life choices.Welcome to the only comedy news show where shrimp are coked up, kidney marriages are romantic, and humanity is clearly speedrunning the apocalypse. Let’s crank.#MorningCrankers #ComedyNewsPodcast #WeirdNews #HansRants #AIComedy #CocaineShrimp #MosquitoesInIceland #AmazonCyborgs #TrueButTooStupidToBeReal #DailyComedyShow #PodcastHumor #ChaosReport #NewsButMakeItStupid #PodcastEntertainment #WTFStoriesSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2377</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/731089154ca409ac6a0cdc88044f70d4.jpg"/><itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>156: Magnet Lanterns, Alien Sun-Bullets &amp; Tortilla Probation | Morning Crankers Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/156-magnet-lanterns-alien-sun-bullets-tortilla-probation-morning-crankers-podcast--74675324</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists have invented a magnet-driven lantern that folds, crawls, and gently kidnaps fish. Astronomers are tracking a mysterious interstellar object on a direct path toward our star — “probably a comet” in the same tone people use to say “probably not haunted.” The legendary Sandy Hook sea serpent has re-entered public conversation like folklore that refuses to clock out. Texas Tech has officially declared tortillas a security threat. One school discovered — mid-drag lesson for eight-year-olds — that policies are not a myth. D.C. says the government shutdown will end “soon,” which historically means “prepare winter rations.” And finally — a lion escaped a moving truck through the roof hatch like it subscribed to convertible culture by instinct.Delivered with surgical calm, cultural absurdity, and zero panic — this episode is proof the simulation interns are no longer supervised.If you like your news filtered through caffeine, logic, and disbelief restraint — you are home.#MorningCrankers #Hans #MagneticLantern #InterstellarObject #AlienProbe #SeaSerpent #TexasTech #TortillaBan #CulturalAbsurdity #PodcastNews #ComedyPodcast #DeadpanHumor #DailyPodcast #SmartComedy #StayCaffeinated #SimulationGlitchSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/mkSRViBQFTq5dea-fa4qRok9l5h9zZV02usuOdC7Kgc</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675324/default.mp3" length="45438383" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists have invented a magnet-driven lantern that folds, crawls, and gently kidnaps fish. Astronomers are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists have invented a magnet-driven lantern that folds, crawls, and gently kidnaps fish. Astronomers are tracking a mysterious interstellar object on a direct path toward our star — “probably a comet” in the same tone people use to say “probably not haunted.” The legendary Sandy Hook sea serpent has re-entered public conversation like folklore that refuses to clock out. Texas Tech has officially declared tortillas a security threat. One school discovered — mid-drag lesson for eight-year-olds — that policies are not a myth. D.C. says the government shutdown will end “soon,” which historically means “prepare winter rations.” And finally — a lion escaped a moving truck through the roof hatch like it subscribed to convertible culture by instinct.Delivered with surgical calm, cultural absurdity, and zero panic — this episode is proof the simulation interns are no longer supervised.If you like your news filtered through caffeine, logic, and disbelief restraint — you are home.#MorningCrankers #Hans #MagneticLantern #InterstellarObject #AlienProbe #SeaSerpent #TexasTech #TortillaBan #CulturalAbsurdity #PodcastNews #ComedyPodcast #DeadpanHumor #DailyPodcast #SmartComedy #StayCaffeinated #SimulationGlitchSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2802</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/093fcd2400d4d08bb92292088c93472a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>155: AI Glasses, Ballpark Bites &amp; Buried Treasure: The Morning Crankers Get Weird (and Hungry)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/155-ai-glasses-ballpark-bites-buried-treasure-the-morning-crankers-get-weird-and-hungry--74675177</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their questionable uses, to the most iconic foods in Major League Baseball, to a shocking Spanish treasure discovery off the coast of Florida! And just when you thought it couldn’t get more random, we’re hitting you with 25 hilarious nonsense questions about life that’ll make you laugh, think, and question humanity all over again.This episode is a rollercoaster of absurdity, tech talk, and tasty nostalgia — the perfect blend of humor and hot takes you’ve come to expect from Morning Crankers. Whether you’re into AI gone rogue, fried dough at a ballpark, or pirate gold in the sunshine state, there’s something for everyone in this laugh-filled, caffeine-fueled episode.☕ Tune in, crank up, and laugh your way through another unpredictable ride with Morning Crankers.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #AIGlasses #BaseballFood #SpanishTreasure #FunnyQuestions #LifeQuestions #WeirdNews #AIHumor #TreasureHunting #BaseballFans #TechComedy #PodcastHumor #FloridaTreasure #MLBFood #MorningShow #JeremyHanson #LaughOutLoud #ComedyTalkShowSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/SH6NVMnj7XNZO4nBgVbT6FSTbufIcDgXs4ktyDc-Ln0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675177/default.mp3" length="36553308" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their questionable uses, to the most iconic foods in Major League Baseball, to a shocking Spanish treasure discovery...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their questionable uses, to the most iconic foods in Major League Baseball, to a shocking Spanish treasure discovery off the coast of Florida! And just when you thought it couldn’t get more random, we’re hitting you with 25 hilarious nonsense questions about life that’ll make you laugh, think, and question humanity all over again.This episode is a rollercoaster of absurdity, tech talk, and tasty nostalgia — the perfect blend of humor and hot takes you’ve come to expect from Morning Crankers. Whether you’re into AI gone rogue, fried dough at a ballpark, or pirate gold in the sunshine state, there’s something for everyone in this laugh-filled, caffeine-fueled episode.☕ Tune in, crank up, and laugh your way through another unpredictable ride with Morning Crankers.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #AIGlasses #BaseballFood #SpanishTreasure #FunnyQuestions #LifeQuestions #WeirdNews #AIHumor #TreasureHunting #BaseballFans #TechComedy #PodcastHumor #FloridaTreasure #MLBFood #MorningShow #JeremyHanson #LaughOutLoud #ComedyTalkShowSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2253</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d34a7b217e53399b5efe31bd69ba7c80.jpg"/><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>154: "When Nature Bites Back: Sharks, Squirrels, and Science Queens – Morning Crankers Laugh Through October 10th"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/154-when-nature-bites-back-sharks-squirrels-and-science-queens-morning-crankers-laugh-through-october-10th--74675457</link><description><![CDATA[It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the rising wave of animal attacks—including bear and shark encounters that’ll make you check your backyard twice—to funny correlations between women and modern science, this episode is packed with laughter, facts, and just the right amount of chaos.We also sink our teeth into Monster, the Netflix show everyone’s buzzing about, unwrap some sweet intrigue around Dubai’s luxury chocolate obsession, and cool things off with the latest innovation in ice batteries—because even our energy tech is getting frosty. It’s part comedy, part current events, part “what did I just hear?”—and 100% Morning Crankers.Join Hans as he serves up brain fuel, belly laughs, and bizarre facts you didn’t know you needed to start your day right.<br /> #MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #FunnyPodcast #AnimalAttacks #SharkAttacks #WomenInScience #NetflixMonster #DubaiChocolate #IceBatteries #NationalDays #October10th #LaughingAtTheNews #SmartComedy #CaffeinatedChaos #MorningShow #PodcastHumor #CurrentEventsComedy #CoffeeAndChaos #DailyLaughsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/8akwdl0lENIidcJLW6t5Kl8n7I9PCa3giJzaEwvZXbQ</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675457/default.mp3" length="41195191" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the rising wave of animal attacks—including bear and shark encounters that’ll make you check your backyard...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the rising wave of animal attacks—including bear and shark encounters that’ll make you check your backyard twice—to funny correlations between women and modern science, this episode is packed with laughter, facts, and just the right amount of chaos.We also sink our teeth into Monster, the Netflix show everyone’s buzzing about, unwrap some sweet intrigue around Dubai’s luxury chocolate obsession, and cool things off with the latest innovation in ice batteries—because even our energy tech is getting frosty. It’s part comedy, part current events, part “what did I just hear?”—and 100% Morning Crankers.Join Hans as he serves up brain fuel, belly laughs, and bizarre facts you didn’t know you needed to start your day right.<br /> #MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #FunnyPodcast #AnimalAttacks #SharkAttacks #WomenInScience #NetflixMonster #DubaiChocolate #IceBatteries #NationalDays #October10th #LaughingAtTheNews #SmartComedy #CaffeinatedChaos #MorningShow #PodcastHumor #CurrentEventsComedy #CoffeeAndChaos #DailyLaughsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2536</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd2cea191fd3fac99104c698316dbffc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>153: Morning Crankers Forgotten Pants, Politics &amp; Paper Bags – Hilarious News You Can’t Make Up</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/153-morning-crankers-forgotten-pants-politics-paper-bags-hilarious-news-you-can-t-make-up--74675305</link><description><![CDATA[Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics &amp; Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud stories that prove the world has officially gone off the rails. From the Birmingham woman who forgot her PANTS and a Florida principal busted for a $37 Walmart heist, to a UK carjacker wielding a paper bag as his “weapon,” the stupidity is strong today.Sports fans get their share too: Jerry Jones compares a tie to “kissing your sister,” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show announcement sparks internet chaos, and golf melts down with Bryson DeChambeau punching himself while Rory McIlroy faces squeaky rubber ducks at the Ryder Cup. Add in a Florida duo caught with 200 pounds of stolen mail, and you’ve got a 40-minute rollercoaster of pure ridiculousness.If you love morning radio chaos, dumb criminal stories, weird sports news, and caffeinated rants that mix comedy with WTF headlines, this episode is your new guilty pleasure. Grab your coffee, double-check you’re wearing pants, and let’s crank it.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #FunnyNews #DumbCriminals #FloridaMan #NoPantsLady #PaperBagCarjacker #JerryJones #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftime #StolenMail #GolfMeltdown #SportsComedy #PodcastComedy #CaffeinatedComedy #MorningShow #WeirdNews #StandUpStylePodcast #LaughOutLoud #CrankItSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/nx1LDfEUsWIbkY29ehIDON9F5KPaC0ewUTHumvBD6CA</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675305/default.mp3" length="45402626" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics &amp;amp; Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud stories that prove the world has officially gone off the rails. From the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics &amp; Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud stories that prove the world has officially gone off the rails. From the Birmingham woman who forgot her PANTS and a Florida principal busted for a $37 Walmart heist, to a UK carjacker wielding a paper bag as his “weapon,” the stupidity is strong today.Sports fans get their share too: Jerry Jones compares a tie to “kissing your sister,” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show announcement sparks internet chaos, and golf melts down with Bryson DeChambeau punching himself while Rory McIlroy faces squeaky rubber ducks at the Ryder Cup. Add in a Florida duo caught with 200 pounds of stolen mail, and you’ve got a 40-minute rollercoaster of pure ridiculousness.If you love morning radio chaos, dumb criminal stories, weird sports news, and caffeinated rants that mix comedy with WTF headlines, this episode is your new guilty pleasure. Grab your coffee, double-check you’re wearing pants, and let’s crank it.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #FunnyNews #DumbCriminals #FloridaMan #NoPantsLady #PaperBagCarjacker #JerryJones #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftime #StolenMail #GolfMeltdown #SportsComedy #PodcastComedy #CaffeinatedComedy #MorningShow #WeirdNews #StandUpStylePodcast #LaughOutLoud #CrankItSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2792</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d44e2a70080fa54330fec5c97a63ebff.jpg"/><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Orgy Domes, Cyborg Bunnies &amp; Surprise Babies: The Madness of Morning Crankers”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/orgy-domes-cyborg-bunnies-surprise-babies-the-madness-of-morning-crankers--74675152</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant until she delivered a 7.8-pound baby (talk about a surprise gift bag) to the infamous Orgy Dome at Burning Man literally blowing away in the desert wind, the headlines are as unhinged as ever.But that’s not all—we dive into the toxic traits of today’s dating scene, explore Florida’s bizarre new plan to unleash cyborg bunnies to hunt pythons, and react to the jaw-dropping discovery of 97 cars pulled out of a Chicago river investigation. Oh, and in Denmark, a zoo has the audacity to ask people to donate their family pets… as food. Yes, you read that right.This episode is a full-on carnival of WTF moments, unfiltered commentary, and our signature comedic spin on the strange, the shocking, and the straight-up stupid. Grab your coffee (or something stronger)—you’ll need it.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #OrgyDome #BurningMan #FloridaMan #CyborgBunnies #ChicagoMystery #ZooGoneWild #SurpriseBaby #DatingToxicTraits #ComedyGold #WTFNewsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/gcaoz6Dv8k0V0JYIWZY2Kq9VZh8Bb38bmvz5o3vOLjk</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675152/default.mp3" length="44589943" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant until she delivered a 7.8-pound baby (talk about a surprise gift bag) to the infamous...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant until she delivered a 7.8-pound baby (talk about a surprise gift bag) to the infamous Orgy Dome at Burning Man literally blowing away in the desert wind, the headlines are as unhinged as ever.But that’s not all—we dive into the toxic traits of today’s dating scene, explore Florida’s bizarre new plan to unleash cyborg bunnies to hunt pythons, and react to the jaw-dropping discovery of 97 cars pulled out of a Chicago river investigation. Oh, and in Denmark, a zoo has the audacity to ask people to donate their family pets… as food. Yes, you read that right.This episode is a full-on carnival of WTF moments, unfiltered commentary, and our signature comedic spin on the strange, the shocking, and the straight-up stupid. Grab your coffee (or something stronger)—you’ll need it.#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #OrgyDome #BurningMan #FloridaMan #CyborgBunnies #ChicagoMystery #ZooGoneWild #SurpriseBaby #DatingToxicTraits #ComedyGold #WTFNewsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2737</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/74e4db477f7036ec09690fc9de3ccfdd.jpg"/><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>“Radioactive Wasps, Meat-Eating Rabbits &amp; Missing Gred | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/radioactive-wasps-meat-eating-rabbits-missing-gred-morning-crankers-comedy-podcast--74675390</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up for another chaotic ride with the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast! Today’s episode dives headfirst into the bizarre and hilarious world we live in. From radioactive wasps to a deadly rattlesnake bite, the Crankers explore just how upside down things have gotten. We cover today’s wild National Days, the mysterious disappearance of Gred from the show, and unbelievable stories like meat-eating rabbits with horns roaming Colorado. We also dig into Hillary Clinton’s shocking comments about Trump and the Nobel Peace Prize, Willie Mays’ underwear hitting the auction block, and plenty of laugh-out-loud commentary in between. If you love comedy, weird news, and unapologetic rants about a world gone mad, this is your daily dose of unfiltered fun.<br />#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #RadioactiveWasps #RattlesnakeBite #MeatEatingRabbits #NationalDays #MissingGred #HillaryClinton #TrumpNobelPrize #WillieMays #FunnyPodcast #CurrentEventsComedy #WildStoriesSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/ItB_D5rZ3gsRDBewa_rBaHu4AxjLlYeKmUu2LiVs2bM</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675390/default.mp3" length="39739743" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up for another chaotic ride with the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast! Today’s episode dives headfirst into the bizarre and hilarious world we live in. From radioactive wasps to a deadly rattlesnake bite, the Crankers explore just how upside...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up for another chaotic ride with the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast! Today’s episode dives headfirst into the bizarre and hilarious world we live in. From radioactive wasps to a deadly rattlesnake bite, the Crankers explore just how upside down things have gotten. We cover today’s wild National Days, the mysterious disappearance of Gred from the show, and unbelievable stories like meat-eating rabbits with horns roaming Colorado. We also dig into Hillary Clinton’s shocking comments about Trump and the Nobel Peace Prize, Willie Mays’ underwear hitting the auction block, and plenty of laugh-out-loud commentary in between. If you love comedy, weird news, and unapologetic rants about a world gone mad, this is your daily dose of unfiltered fun.<br />#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #RadioactiveWasps #RattlesnakeBite #MeatEatingRabbits #NationalDays #MissingGred #HillaryClinton #TrumpNobelPrize #WillieMays #FunnyPodcast #CurrentEventsComedy #WildStoriesSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2442</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a780a4df220fe32f9dcf98a3a98b7496.jpg"/><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Skydiving Legend Dies, TJ Watt Gets Paid, Poison Mushroom Verdict &amp; More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/skydiving-legend-dies-tj-watt-gets-paid-poison-mushroom-verdict-more--74675148</link><description><![CDATA[Strap in for another wild ride with Morning Crankers, where coffee meets chaos and current events get the roast they deserve! In today’s episode, we kick things off with a tragic yet historic story—the first man to break the sound barrier in a skydive has died in a helicopter crash. We shift gears to celebrate TJ Watt's massive payday with the Pittsburgh Steelers, then hop across the pond where Denmark is renting its air defense (yes, really).In entertainment news, we’re fired up about the return of King of the Hill—the propane empire lives on! Then it’s back to politics and policy: the U.S. is eyeing $9 billion in cuts from NPR and foreign aid budgets, and we break down what that could mean for your wallet and the world. And to top it off, we dive into a bizarre and chilling conviction in Australia’s infamous poisonous mushroom case.Expect the unexpected—offbeat headlines, real talk, and sharp wit served hot and fast. That’s the Morning Crankers promise.Hashtagged Keywords: #MorningCrankers #TJWatt #SkydivingLegend #SoundBarrier #KingOfTheHill #DenmarkDefense #ForeignAidCuts #NPRBudget #PoisonMushroomCase #AustralianCrime #ComedyPodcast #NewsWithAttitude #DailyPodcast #CrankersCrewSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/F386vndA2nYjQv4bAYURczprsDfQ7kiuRCDO9fXk4PA</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675148/default.mp3" length="37433742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strap in for another wild ride with Morning Crankers, where coffee meets chaos and current events get the roast they deserve! In today’s episode, we kick things off with a tragic yet historic story—the first man to break the sound barrier in a skydive...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strap in for another wild ride with Morning Crankers, where coffee meets chaos and current events get the roast they deserve! In today’s episode, we kick things off with a tragic yet historic story—the first man to break the sound barrier in a skydive has died in a helicopter crash. We shift gears to celebrate TJ Watt's massive payday with the Pittsburgh Steelers, then hop across the pond where Denmark is renting its air defense (yes, really).In entertainment news, we’re fired up about the return of King of the Hill—the propane empire lives on! Then it’s back to politics and policy: the U.S. is eyeing $9 billion in cuts from NPR and foreign aid budgets, and we break down what that could mean for your wallet and the world. And to top it off, we dive into a bizarre and chilling conviction in Australia’s infamous poisonous mushroom case.Expect the unexpected—offbeat headlines, real talk, and sharp wit served hot and fast. That’s the Morning Crankers promise.Hashtagged Keywords: #MorningCrankers #TJWatt #SkydivingLegend #SoundBarrier #KingOfTheHill #DenmarkDefense #ForeignAidCuts #NPRBudget #PoisonMushroomCase #AustralianCrime #ComedyPodcast #NewsWithAttitude #DailyPodcast #CrankersCrewSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2308</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ace0260af28f5fe4bd521603482fb110.jpg"/><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Federal Meltdowns, Chinese Lasers &amp; DIY Dentistry Gone Wrong | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/federal-meltdowns-chinese-lasers-diy-dentistry-gone-wrong-morning-crankers--74675188</link><description><![CDATA[On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s headlines with humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of skepticism.🔥 First up—federal workers are sounding the alarm, admitting they’re “toast” amid rising public pressure, inefficiency scandals, and internal chaos. We break down what this bureaucratic breakdown really means for America.🔫 Then—in a scene straight out of a Cold War thriller, China allegedly fires a laser at a German spy plane over international waters. Is this a warning shot or the beginning of something far more dangerous?🦷 Plus—a Czech family pleads guilty to running an illegal dental clinic out of their living room. That’s right—root canals by grandma and braces by flashlight. What could possibly go wrong?🎯 We also hit on:<ul><li>Government dysfunction at every level</li><li>Strange global flexing by superpowers</li><li>The return of rogue DIY medical schemes</li><li>And our own wild takes on just how crazy the news cycle has gotten</li></ul><br />Come laugh, rage, and shake your head with us as we crank through the day’s most outrageous stories.<br />#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #CurrentEvents #ChinaSpyPlane #FederalWorkers #GovernmentFail #IllegalDentist #CzechFamily #LaserAttack #TrueNewsComedy #SatiricalPodcast #BureaucracyGoneWild #WTFNews #UnlicensedDentistry #PodcastLife #PoliticalComedy #WorldEventsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/m7KTztZKNSslGSwfqoRLhs3Ri_fYVk-pN0LgGHyQnC8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2025 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675188/default.mp3" length="36657431" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s headlines with humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of skepticism.🔥 First up—federal workers are sounding...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s headlines with humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of skepticism.🔥 First up—federal workers are sounding the alarm, admitting they’re “toast” amid rising public pressure, inefficiency scandals, and internal chaos. We break down what this bureaucratic breakdown really means for America.🔫 Then—in a scene straight out of a Cold War thriller, China allegedly fires a laser at a German spy plane over international waters. Is this a warning shot or the beginning of something far more dangerous?🦷 Plus—a Czech family pleads guilty to running an illegal dental clinic out of their living room. That’s right—root canals by grandma and braces by flashlight. What could possibly go wrong?🎯 We also hit on:<ul><li>Government dysfunction at every level</li><li>Strange global flexing by superpowers</li><li>The return of rogue DIY medical schemes</li><li>And our own wild takes on just how crazy the news cycle has gotten</li></ul><br />Come laugh, rage, and shake your head with us as we crank through the day’s most outrageous stories.<br />#MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #CurrentEvents #ChinaSpyPlane #FederalWorkers #GovernmentFail #IllegalDentist #CzechFamily #LaserAttack #TrueNewsComedy #SatiricalPodcast #BureaucracyGoneWild #WTFNews #UnlicensedDentistry #PodcastLife #PoliticalComedy #WorldEventsSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2240</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9d4ba93bce9b5bcdc2e2bda580bbc905.jpg"/><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Microplastic Mayhem &amp; Texas Flood Fallout | Hypocrisy, Milk &amp; the Shocking Truth About Kids’ Health” – Morning Crankers July 7, 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/microplastic-mayhem-texas-flood-fallout-hypocrisy-milk-the-shocking-truth-about-kids-health-morning-crankers-july-7-2025--74675250</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely unbelievable—just the way you like it.We kick things off with a mind-bending (and slightly horrifying) look at the rising presence of microplastics in semen and ovaries—yes, you read that right. What does this mean for humanity, health, and that water bottle you’ve been sipping from?Next, we blast the political hypocrisy flooding out of Texas, where torrential rain isn’t the only disaster—some of the politicians' responses are downright shameful. Buckle up for some blue-collar truth bombs.Then it's milk. Just... milk. Why is it always at the center of controversy, conspiracy, and cafeteria trauma?We close out the episode with one of the most “LOL-WTF?” studies we’ve come across: researchers claim kids today are less healthy than they were 20 years ago. We dig into what’s changed, why it matters, and how many pushups your kid should be doing.Of course, it’s all wrapped in the Morning Crankers signature chaos, rants, laughs, and off-the-rails energy you know and love. #MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #CurrentEvents #Microplastics #TexasFlood #PoliticalHypocrisy #HealthNews #WeirdScience #MilkDebate #KidsHealth #ParentingPodcast #WTFNews #CaffeineFueled #July2025 #PodcastHumor #UnfilteredNews #BlueCollarTruth #TalkRadioVibes #CrankerChaos #ShockAndLaugh #FunnyPodcast #NewsWithHumor #AmericanPodcast #TrendingTopics #SocietyAndCultureSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/T1VUZe0rZe0TRAmb7qZQl6n-bHtPiBaTIMEajcMEa2E</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675250/default.mp3" length="34960907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely unbelievable—just the way you like it.We kick things off with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely unbelievable—just the way you like it.We kick things off with a mind-bending (and slightly horrifying) look at the rising presence of microplastics in semen and ovaries—yes, you read that right. What does this mean for humanity, health, and that water bottle you’ve been sipping from?Next, we blast the political hypocrisy flooding out of Texas, where torrential rain isn’t the only disaster—some of the politicians' responses are downright shameful. Buckle up for some blue-collar truth bombs.Then it's milk. Just... milk. Why is it always at the center of controversy, conspiracy, and cafeteria trauma?We close out the episode with one of the most “LOL-WTF?” studies we’ve come across: researchers claim kids today are less healthy than they were 20 years ago. We dig into what’s changed, why it matters, and how many pushups your kid should be doing.Of course, it’s all wrapped in the Morning Crankers signature chaos, rants, laughs, and off-the-rails energy you know and love. #MorningCrankers #ComedyPodcast #CurrentEvents #Microplastics #TexasFlood #PoliticalHypocrisy #HealthNews #WeirdScience #MilkDebate #KidsHealth #ParentingPodcast #WTFNews #CaffeineFueled #July2025 #PodcastHumor #UnfilteredNews #BlueCollarTruth #TalkRadioVibes #CrankerChaos #ShockAndLaugh #FunnyPodcast #NewsWithHumor #AmericanPodcast #TrendingTopics #SocietyAndCultureSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2141</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/06b74fff1bf61b75179002f37bf51d10.jpg"/><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers July 4th were back</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-july-4th-were-back--74675231</link><description><![CDATA[Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue MissionsDetailed Episode Description: It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they crack into the chaos of America’s birthday — Cranker-style.First up, Greg's making his big, sweaty move to Wisconsin. He’s hauling boxes, breaking backs, and getting one step closer to cheese curds and Packers fandom. We salute his sacrifice… but mostly roast it.Then there’s The Big Beautiful Bill — no, not legislation, we’re talking about Bill himself, the real MVP of the barbecue world. Expect oversized laughs and questionable decisions.Next, we light the fuse on blue-collar wages going BOOM, as some folks finally start seeing decent paychecks in their tool belts. Of course, Crankers wouldn't be Crankers without asking: is it enough or just a firecracker in a thunderstorm?But wait — the TSA’s got hot crotch problems. Literally. A swamp-crotch-induced equipment malfunction at airport security brings new meaning to the phrase “explosive situation.”And finally, in international absurdity: a Chinese college student needs to be rescued twice from the same mountain in four days. That’s right. Same mountain. Same guy. Double dumb.It’s loud, it's hot, it smells like fireworks and bad decisions — it’s a Morning Crankers celebration of freedom, failure, and frying in the July heat.Hashtagged Keywords: #MorningCrankers #July4thShow #GregMovesToWisconsin #SwampCrotchCrisis #TSAFails #BigBeautifulBill #BlueCollarWages #LaborMarket2025 #AmericanComedy #CrankersUnfiltered #CollegeFails #ChinaRescueStory #PodcastHumor #ComedyPodcast #IndependenceDayMadness #FreedomAndFailure #AmericaUnhinged #SatireNews #PodcastOfThePeople #BarbecueBill #HilariousFails #4thOfJulyPodcast #UnfilteredComedy #WisconsinBoundSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">gid://art19-episode-locator/V0/JQsnpVziPDgY9c01-w7NTgCw9BC1xydgng_zkHzYhtM</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2025 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675231/default.mp3" length="34889171" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue MissionsDetailed Episode Description: It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue MissionsDetailed Episode Description: It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they crack into the chaos of America’s birthday — Cranker-style.First up, Greg's making his big, sweaty move to Wisconsin. He’s hauling boxes, breaking backs, and getting one step closer to cheese curds and Packers fandom. We salute his sacrifice… but mostly roast it.Then there’s The Big Beautiful Bill — no, not legislation, we’re talking about Bill himself, the real MVP of the barbecue world. Expect oversized laughs and questionable decisions.Next, we light the fuse on blue-collar wages going BOOM, as some folks finally start seeing decent paychecks in their tool belts. Of course, Crankers wouldn't be Crankers without asking: is it enough or just a firecracker in a thunderstorm?But wait — the TSA’s got hot crotch problems. Literally. A swamp-crotch-induced equipment malfunction at airport security brings new meaning to the phrase “explosive situation.”And finally, in international absurdity: a Chinese college student needs to be rescued twice from the same mountain in four days. That’s right. Same mountain. Same guy. Double dumb.It’s loud, it's hot, it smells like fireworks and bad decisions — it’s a Morning Crankers celebration of freedom, failure, and frying in the July heat.Hashtagged Keywords: #MorningCrankers #July4thShow #GregMovesToWisconsin #SwampCrotchCrisis #TSAFails #BigBeautifulBill #BlueCollarWages #LaborMarket2025 #AmericanComedy #CrankersUnfiltered #CollegeFails #ChinaRescueStory #PodcastHumor #ComedyPodcast #IndependenceDayMadness #FreedomAndFailure #AmericaUnhinged #SatireNews #PodcastOfThePeople #BarbecueBill #HilariousFails #4thOfJulyPodcast #UnfilteredComedy #WisconsinBoundSee Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2140</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a2f092aade11a231e5c6b8a4185eb88.jpg"/><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Smurfs, Space Germs &amp; Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smurfs-space-germs-mitey-pillows-mayhem-on-the-morning-crankers--74675240</link><description><![CDATA[On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66216128</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675240/default.mp3" length="39506606" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2420</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dd575278e950f0edc413dbc15a0fc3ad.jpg"/><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit &amp; More! 🌟</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-may-19-national-days-hotter-than-a-possum-s-armpit-millionaire-wins-lawsuit-more--74675147</link><description><![CDATA[In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66144526</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675147/default.mp3" length="32666194" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2001</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d8dac7fc1ffb629560adc24b4d7c8fb2.jpg"/><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dr-cranker-s-outrageous-medical-advice-10-things-you-should-never-stick-in-your-butthole--74675225</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your butthole. From pineapples to live hamsters, fireworks to self-help books – Dr. Cranker’s dubious but hilarious medical advice will leave you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Tune in for comedy that’s a little bit twisted, a little bit wild, and absolutely unforgettable!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66049202</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2025 15:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675225/default.mp3" length="5626040" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your butthole. From pineapples to live hamsters, fireworks to self-help books – Dr. Cranker’s dubious but hilarious medical advice will leave you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Tune in for comedy that’s a little bit twisted, a little bit wild, and absolutely unforgettable!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>320</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bbd50754377fd8ab42627ecb2f66ee9d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-trailer-booty-ancient-weapons-hoard-and-wild-true-crime-morning-crankers-may-12-2025--74675459</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the world: archaeologists uncover a 2,000-year-old weapons hoard, a swarm of mosquitoes fills an entire plane, and a United Nations Judge is convicted for owning a slave from Uganda. The madness doesn’t stop there—we cover the heart-pounding story of a missing Missouri juvenile found in Colorado and the twisted tale of a woman who poisons her significant other's lover and kids. Tune in for laughs, shockers, and unforgettable moments you won’t want to miss!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66048917</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 15:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675459/default.mp3" length="36274181" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the world: archaeologists uncover a 2,000-year-old weapons hoard, a swarm of mosquitoes fills an entire plane, and a United Nations Judge is convicted for owning a slave from Uganda. The madness doesn’t stop there—we cover the heart-pounding story of a missing Missouri juvenile found in Colorado and the twisted tale of a woman who poisons her significant other's lover and kids. Tune in for laughs, shockers, and unforgettable moments you won’t want to miss!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2228</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c1f9048bbd53bbf1a4ed0d59ee5d3b01.jpg"/><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-shark-myths-puffed-up-dolphins-and-dr-cranker-s-debut--74675229</link><description><![CDATA[Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of sharks, including some of the weirdest species you've never heard of and the shocking claim that influencers are causing a rise in shark attacks! But that's not all—discover how dolphins are getting high on puffer fish and why this underwater escapade is more than just fishy business. We also bust 10 common misconceptions that you've probably believed your whole life. Plus, we proudly introduce Dr. Cranker, our newest expert in wild and wacky knowledge. It's a tidal wave of fun, facts, and freakish stories you don't want to miss!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65990345</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675229/default.mp3" length="32354353" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of sharks, including some of the weirdest species you've never heard of and the shocking claim that influencers are causing a rise in shark attacks! But that's not all—discover how dolphins are getting high on puffer fish and why this underwater escapade is more than just fishy business. We also bust 10 common misconceptions that you've probably believed your whole life. Plus, we proudly introduce Dr. Cranker, our newest expert in wild and wacky knowledge. It's a tidal wave of fun, facts, and freakish stories you don't want to miss!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1969</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ada539bf2e9ee0c76466c784ccf335d7.jpg"/><itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Breakfast Sneezes &amp; Sith Comebacks: Cranked Up and Outta Control!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breakfast-sneezes-sith-comebacks-cranked-up-and-outta-control--74675309</link><description><![CDATA[On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk about a bad start to the day). We dig into the shocking #1 box office hit "Sinners", dissect why Revenge of the Sith might be getting its long-awaited revenge 20 years later, and explore the murky past of Operation Mockingbird and its ties to <a href="http://Stuccimedia.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Stuccimedia.com</a>. Plus, we unearth the ancient hell ant (yes, that’s a real thing), celebrate today’s National Days, and ask why no one is safe—not even your cereal. It’s weird, it’s wild, it’s wonderfully Cranked.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65818978</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675309/default.mp3" length="25595463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk about a bad start to the day). We dig into the shocking #1 box office...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk about a bad start to the day). We dig into the shocking #1 box office hit "Sinners", dissect why Revenge of the Sith might be getting its long-awaited revenge 20 years later, and explore the murky past of Operation Mockingbird and its ties to <a href="http://Stuccimedia.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Stuccimedia.com</a>. Plus, we unearth the ancient hell ant (yes, that’s a real thing), celebrate today’s National Days, and ask why no one is safe—not even your cereal. It’s weird, it’s wild, it’s wonderfully Cranked.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1556</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d262cd960d616c6ef5ecbdf7fa0b8a6e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Aliens, Air Fryers &amp; Surfing Dogs: Mayday Mayhem on Morning Crankers!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aliens-air-fryers-surfing-dogs-mayday-mayhem-on-morning-crankers--74675540</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic crossover clash with the new Alien vs Predator movie, and ask the question nobody else will: Why are people getting turned on by their air fryers?! Plus, we fetch some laughs with a canine surfing competition that’ll have your tail wagging, explore how Jobu became the unexpected lucky charm for the St. Louis Blues, and unpack the sweet insanity of Detroit’s annual marshmallow drop. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and 100% Cranked.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65818639</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675540/default.mp3" length="31233376" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic crossover clash with the new Alien vs Predator movie, and ask the question...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic crossover clash with the new Alien vs Predator movie, and ask the question nobody else will: Why are people getting turned on by their air fryers?! Plus, we fetch some laughs with a canine surfing competition that’ll have your tail wagging, explore how Jobu became the unexpected lucky charm for the St. Louis Blues, and unpack the sweet insanity of Detroit’s annual marshmallow drop. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and 100% Cranked.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1916</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d80074eb940edec0314bb80be3563643.jpg"/><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Parrots, Pyros, and 464 Pounds of Trouble | Morning Crankers"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/parrots-pyros-and-464-pounds-of-trouble-morning-crankers--74675565</link><description><![CDATA[On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious news you won't believe is real. First up, the "Dirty Diddler" shocks the courtroom by turning down a plea deal. Then we flap into the insane case of a woman convicted of killing her husband — thanks to a parrot’s testimony! We also talk about a man who torches his mother's house over money (hint: it’s not for bills), and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signing a 464-pound defensive tackle that's breaking both records and scales. Plus, we sprinkle in a buffet of absurdly funny headlines from around the world. If you need a laugh today, Morning Crankers has you covered!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65774003</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 15:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675565/default.mp3" length="27962781" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious news you won't believe is real. First up, the "Dirty Diddler" shocks the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious news you won't believe is real. First up, the "Dirty Diddler" shocks the courtroom by turning down a plea deal. Then we flap into the insane case of a woman convicted of killing her husband — thanks to a parrot’s testimony! We also talk about a man who torches his mother's house over money (hint: it’s not for bills), and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signing a 464-pound defensive tackle that's breaking both records and scales. Plus, we sprinkle in a buffet of absurdly funny headlines from around the world. If you need a laugh today, Morning Crankers has you covered!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1697</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/57c79d2204a3f3a766cf72a46aa1ad84.jpg"/><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Draft Day Drama, Robot Waiters, and Roasting the NFL | Morning Crankers"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/draft-day-drama-robot-waiters-and-roasting-the-nfl-morning-crankers--74675193</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the NFL Draft and give our hilarious take on Shedeur Sanders facing some serious heat at the NFL roast. We also dive underground — literally — as we explore the secretive world of a Colorado Springs underground club that's making headlines. In more bizarre news, a Milwaukee judge finds himself behind bars (for real), a priceless piece of abstract artwork gets destroyed (whoops!), and Cuba launches a futuristic twist with a new restaurant run by robots! Grab your coffee, your sarcasm helmet, and tune in for your favorite daily dose of Crankers madness!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65773463</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675193/default.mp3" length="30175808" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the NFL Draft and give our hilarious take on Shedeur Sanders facing some serious heat at the NFL roast. We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the NFL Draft and give our hilarious take on Shedeur Sanders facing some serious heat at the NFL roast. We also dive underground — literally — as we explore the secretive world of a Colorado Springs underground club that's making headlines. In more bizarre news, a Milwaukee judge finds himself behind bars (for real), a priceless piece of abstract artwork gets destroyed (whoops!), and Cuba launches a futuristic twist with a new restaurant run by robots! Grab your coffee, your sarcasm helmet, and tune in for your favorite daily dose of Crankers madness!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1839</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/df9277b2ced010623034636de49253dc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/made-in-china-paid-in-blood-a-morning-crankers-comedy-song--74675150</link><description><![CDATA[Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. This punchy parody track tears into consumer culture, global trade irony, and the glorious absurdity of buying cheap while paying the moral premium. With savage lyrics, explosive humor, and Johnny Bravo-level bravado, this tune roasts the modern marketplace while keeping the beat loud and the satire louder. Perfect for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at the label on their phone, shirt, or lawn flamingo.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65711299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 15:30:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675150/default.mp3" length="24540304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. This punchy parody track tears into consumer culture, global trade irony, and the glorious absurdity of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. This punchy parody track tears into consumer culture, global trade irony, and the glorious absurdity of buying cheap while paying the moral premium. With savage lyrics, explosive humor, and Johnny Bravo-level bravado, this tune roasts the modern marketplace while keeping the beat loud and the satire louder. Perfect for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at the label on their phone, shirt, or lawn flamingo.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1504</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12a6da3a78d0f3a3fd124a1160d25b73.jpg"/><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Cheese Heists, Naughty Nuns &amp; Ozark Shenanigans – Tipping the Scales of Friday Fun!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheese-heists-naughty-nuns-ozark-shenanigans-tipping-the-scales-of-friday-fun--74675194</link><description><![CDATA[It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of cheese vanishing from Neal's Dairy (yes, cheese crime is real). Then things get spicy as we uncover the tale of Joan of Leeds—a medieval nun who said "no more nun for me" and faked her death to go chase a little... fun. In other insane headlines: a live hand grenade is found inside a chip factory in China (that’s some explosive crunch), and we debate the eternal question—how much should you really be tipping? We also run down April 25 National Days, including Hug a Plumber Day, because let’s face it… those heroes deserve it. Plus, don’t miss our list of the top things to do in the Ozarks this weekend—from hillbilly hikes to catfish cook-offs, we’ve got your weekend locked and loaded. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s Morning Crankers at its Friday best. 🎉🎙️🧀<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65692802</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675194/default.mp3" length="29719435" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of cheese vanishing from Neal's Dairy (yes, cheese crime is real). Then things get spicy as we uncover the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of cheese vanishing from Neal's Dairy (yes, cheese crime is real). Then things get spicy as we uncover the tale of Joan of Leeds—a medieval nun who said "no more nun for me" and faked her death to go chase a little... fun. In other insane headlines: a live hand grenade is found inside a chip factory in China (that’s some explosive crunch), and we debate the eternal question—how much should you really be tipping? We also run down April 25 National Days, including Hug a Plumber Day, because let’s face it… those heroes deserve it. Plus, don’t miss our list of the top things to do in the Ozarks this weekend—from hillbilly hikes to catfish cook-offs, we’ve got your weekend locked and loaded. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s Morning Crankers at its Friday best. 🎉🎙️🧀<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1821</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0536f965aaedac93cabfeb7a7162d5e0.jpg"/><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>pring Time LOVE – A Morning Crankers Scent-sational Romance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pring-time-love-a-morning-crankers-scent-sational-romance--74675160</link><description><![CDATA[Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling song from Morning Crankers, bringing you a skunky spin on spring romance. This toe-tapping tale follows a hopelessly romantic skunk and his sassy woodland crush in a Pepe Le Pew-style pursuit through the backwoods. It’s awkward, it’s adorable, it’s pheromone-filled mayhem! Packed with flirty lyrics, cartoon chaos, and that unmistakable Crankers humor, this track is the rom-com spoof the spring season didn’t know it needed.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65711450</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 02:20:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675160/default.mp3" length="3648964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling song from Morning Crankers, bringing you a skunky spin on spring romance. This toe-tapping tale...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling song from Morning Crankers, bringing you a skunky spin on spring romance. This toe-tapping tale follows a hopelessly romantic skunk and his sassy woodland crush in a Pepe Le Pew-style pursuit through the backwoods. It’s awkward, it’s adorable, it’s pheromone-filled mayhem! Packed with flirty lyrics, cartoon chaos, and that unmistakable Crankers humor, this track is the rom-com spoof the spring season didn’t know it needed.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>179</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d64ebaf3d2e439877dc163eb15949b88.jpg"/><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can I Hold You Again? – A Morning Crankers Comedy Ballad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-i-hold-you-again-a-morning-crankers-comedy-ballad--74675132</link><description><![CDATA[Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics at Morning Crankers. It’s the anthem for every soft-hearted romantic who's ever ugly-cried to a breakup text, sent that late-night “u up?” message, or tried cuddling a body pillow with a name. Dripping with fake sincerity and real hilarity, this track hilariously flips heartbreak on its head with parody lyrics, dramatic vocals, and all the cringe of love gone sideways. Grab your tissues... mostly for tears of laughter!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65711236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675132/default.mp3" length="3488620" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics at Morning Crankers. It’s the anthem for every soft-hearted romantic who's ever ugly-cried to a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics at Morning Crankers. It’s the anthem for every soft-hearted romantic who's ever ugly-cried to a breakup text, sent that late-night “u up?” message, or tried cuddling a body pillow with a name. Dripping with fake sincerity and real hilarity, this track hilariously flips heartbreak on its head with parody lyrics, dramatic vocals, and all the cringe of love gone sideways. Grab your tissues... mostly for tears of laughter!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>184</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f83803d9a901f5ef3e043a20968bd647.jpg"/><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Love is a Dumpsterfire – A Morning Crankers Original Comedy Song</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-is-a-dumpsterfire-a-morning-crankers-original-comedy-song--74675185</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariously dives into the flaming wreckage of modern relationships—awkward dates, explosive texts, and emotional meltdowns included. It's raw, ridiculous, and weirdly relatable. If you’ve ever loved, lost, or simply watched someone else's relationship combust like a fast food bag on fire in a back alley, this track is for you. Set your earbuds ablaze and crank it loud!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65711182</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 02:00:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675185/default.mp3" length="4306721" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariously dives into the flaming wreckage of modern relationships—awkward dates, explosive texts, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariously dives into the flaming wreckage of modern relationships—awkward dates, explosive texts, and emotional meltdowns included. It's raw, ridiculous, and weirdly relatable. If you’ve ever loved, lost, or simply watched someone else's relationship combust like a fast food bag on fire in a back alley, this track is for you. Set your earbuds ablaze and crank it loud!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>237</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dcaad27a9a53218e72c52175e131f26a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood &amp; Dirty Dick’s Retirement Party"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-men-don-t-exfoliate-the-heist-of-manhood-dirty-dick-s-retirement-party--74675179</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers, we unleash our brand-new comedic banger “Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood”—a testosterone-fueled anthem for the gritty, the grimy, and the gloriously un-groomed. We break down April 24th’s National Days (spoiler: still no “National Bacon-Wrapped Chainsaw Day”), celebrate Missouri leading the charge in nuclear energy (BOOM, baby!), and explore groundbreaking feline science—do cats' buttholes actually touch the furniture when they sit? The answer may scar you. We also bid farewell to Dirty Dick Durbin, who’s finally retiring, and discuss the surprising parole board support for Jelly Roll’s pardon. From the return of the military draft to the discovery of a brand-new color called OLO (sounds like a rejected boy band), this episode is jam-packed with wild stories, hard laughs, and pure Crankers chaos. 👀Tune in for:<ul><li>Our new comedy anthem, Real Men Don’t Exfoliate</li><li>Missouri flexin’ its nuclear muscles</li><li>Dirty Dick Durbin’s political exit</li><li>Cat butt science</li><li>Jelly Roll’s possible pardon</li><li>And way more weirdness than you’re ready for!</li></ul><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65691583</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675179/default.mp3" length="30873889" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s Morning Crankers, we unleash our brand-new comedic banger “Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood”—a testosterone-fueled anthem for the gritty, the grimy, and the gloriously un-groomed. We break down April 24th’s National Days...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers, we unleash our brand-new comedic banger “Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood”—a testosterone-fueled anthem for the gritty, the grimy, and the gloriously un-groomed. We break down April 24th’s National Days (spoiler: still no “National Bacon-Wrapped Chainsaw Day”), celebrate Missouri leading the charge in nuclear energy (BOOM, baby!), and explore groundbreaking feline science—do cats' buttholes actually touch the furniture when they sit? The answer may scar you. We also bid farewell to Dirty Dick Durbin, who’s finally retiring, and discuss the surprising parole board support for Jelly Roll’s pardon. From the return of the military draft to the discovery of a brand-new color called OLO (sounds like a rejected boy band), this episode is jam-packed with wild stories, hard laughs, and pure Crankers chaos. 👀Tune in for:<ul><li>Our new comedy anthem, Real Men Don’t Exfoliate</li><li>Missouri flexin’ its nuclear muscles</li><li>Dirty Dick Durbin’s political exit</li><li>Cat butt science</li><li>Jelly Roll’s possible pardon</li><li>And way more weirdness than you’re ready for!</li></ul><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1887</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0a070e9db73c08d4e4f1e354724a54f9.jpg"/><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Aliens, Chupacabras &amp; Snickers Coffins – Hump Day Gets Weird!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aliens-chupacabras-snickers-coffins-hump-day-gets-weird--74675466</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a declassified CIA document on remote viewing—yes, the government actually tried Jedi mind tricks.<br />🇷🇺 Then it's off to Russia, where a KGB doc claims aliens turned soldiers into stone. Medusa? E.T.? We’ve got thoughts.<br />🦌 A deer wanders into a YMCA in Kentucky, probably just looking for yoga and a protein shake.<br />⚰️ A man is laid to rest in a giant Snickers bar coffin—because you're not you when you're dead.<br />👹 And an alleged chupacabra creature crashes a woman's porch party, leaving us with more questions than answers. PLUS, our Hump Day Melodies return with two original Crankers hits:<br />🎵 “Can I Hold You Again” (emotional or illegal? You decide.)<br />🎵 “Like My Youth and My Money” — an anthem for the broke and the beautiful. This episode is packed with cryptids, candy, Cold War weirdness, and catchy tunes that’ll haunt your shower singing.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65659278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 21:40:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675466/default.mp3" length="21868346" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a declassified CIA document on remote viewing—yes, the government actually tried Jedi...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a declassified CIA document on remote viewing—yes, the government actually tried Jedi mind tricks.<br />🇷🇺 Then it's off to Russia, where a KGB doc claims aliens turned soldiers into stone. Medusa? E.T.? We’ve got thoughts.<br />🦌 A deer wanders into a YMCA in Kentucky, probably just looking for yoga and a protein shake.<br />⚰️ A man is laid to rest in a giant Snickers bar coffin—because you're not you when you're dead.<br />👹 And an alleged chupacabra creature crashes a woman's porch party, leaving us with more questions than answers. PLUS, our Hump Day Melodies return with two original Crankers hits:<br />🎵 “Can I Hold You Again” (emotional or illegal? You decide.)<br />🎵 “Like My Youth and My Money” — an anthem for the broke and the beautiful. This episode is packed with cryptids, candy, Cold War weirdness, and catchy tunes that’ll haunt your shower singing.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1333</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3984d013155d990386ecbd85caeebeb3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Pee Science, Snakeheads, and 1955 Wife Tips – Welcome to Crankerland!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pee-science-snakeheads-and-1955-wife-tips-welcome-to-crankerland--74675254</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up and brace yourself for a wildly hilarious ride on Morning Crankers, where today’s show dives headfirst into the absurd, the scientific, and the downright retro-ridiculous. We kick things off by honoring the April 22nd National Days (some of them will blow your mind), then reel in a whopper of a story about invasive snakehead fish spotted in Missouri waters—yep, the ones that can breathe air and walk on land like creepy little swamp zombies. But wait—there’s more! We dig up a 1955 magazine article on how to be a “good wife”, and let’s just say… buckle up, feminists. It’s a time-traveling cringe-fest that’ll make your coffee spit out of your nose. Then we get weirdly scientific with a new discovery about human pee (yes, actual research went into this). With jokes flying faster than a snakehead fish in a foot race, this episode delivers your daily dose of laughter, confusion, and retro nonsense, all wrapped in Cranker-style chaos.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65658940</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675254/default.mp3" length="30506104" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up and brace yourself for a wildly hilarious ride on Morning Crankers, where today’s show dives headfirst into the absurd, the scientific, and the downright retro-ridiculous. We kick things off by honoring the April 22nd National Days (some of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up and brace yourself for a wildly hilarious ride on Morning Crankers, where today’s show dives headfirst into the absurd, the scientific, and the downright retro-ridiculous. We kick things off by honoring the April 22nd National Days (some of them will blow your mind), then reel in a whopper of a story about invasive snakehead fish spotted in Missouri waters—yep, the ones that can breathe air and walk on land like creepy little swamp zombies. But wait—there’s more! We dig up a 1955 magazine article on how to be a “good wife”, and let’s just say… buckle up, feminists. It’s a time-traveling cringe-fest that’ll make your coffee spit out of your nose. Then we get weirdly scientific with a new discovery about human pee (yes, actual research went into this). With jokes flying faster than a snakehead fish in a foot race, this episode delivers your daily dose of laughter, confusion, and retro nonsense, all wrapped in Cranker-style chaos.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1877</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/83d6a408a222545bac94105d20c5c4cf.jpg"/><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️Morning Crankers – Monday Madness: Celebs Say the Dumbest Things, Rav4 Comes Home &amp; Credit Chaos Uncovered!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-monday-madness-celebs-say-the-dumbest-things-rav4-comes-home-credit-chaos-uncovered--74675486</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up, buttercup, because this Morning Crankers Monday is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and revelation! We’re serving up a full plate of chaos with the dumbest celebrity quotes ever uttered—from “is the moon part of the Earth?” to “I don’t believe in mirrors”—yes, these are real. Then, it’s time for a patriotism-powered twist as Toyota announces plans to manufacture the Rav4 in the USA (finally!). We brush up on the best electric toothbrushes—because your gums deserve greatness.<br />Plus, The Breakfast Club cast reunites, and it's giving detention nostalgia with a side of feels. And hang on tight for the shocking truth about how your credit score is quietly robbing you, and how millions are overpaying on interest and loans without even knowing it. It’s wild, it’s weird, it’s Morning Crankers at its finest.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65646530</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675486/default.mp3" length="32847182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up, buttercup, because this Morning Crankers Monday is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and revelation! We’re serving up a full plate of chaos with the dumbest celebrity quotes ever uttered—from “is the moon part of the Earth?” to “I don’t...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up, buttercup, because this Morning Crankers Monday is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and revelation! We’re serving up a full plate of chaos with the dumbest celebrity quotes ever uttered—from “is the moon part of the Earth?” to “I don’t believe in mirrors”—yes, these are real. Then, it’s time for a patriotism-powered twist as Toyota announces plans to manufacture the Rav4 in the USA (finally!). We brush up on the best electric toothbrushes—because your gums deserve greatness.<br />Plus, The Breakfast Club cast reunites, and it's giving detention nostalgia with a side of feels. And hang on tight for the shocking truth about how your credit score is quietly robbing you, and how millions are overpaying on interest and loans without even knowing it. It’s wild, it’s weird, it’s Morning Crankers at its finest.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2007</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/786391d2ae28256f40c2673593d9a569.jpg"/><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>“Reincarnated Toddlers, Beach Trash, and the Sperm Sprint: Welcome to Earth!”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/reincarnated-toddlers-beach-trash-and-the-sperm-sprint-welcome-to-earth--74675209</link><description><![CDATA[Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every day needs a holiday). Then it gets real strange, real fast: a 3-year-old claims he's been reincarnated, correctly identifies a village, his past home, his killer, the body location, AND the murder weapon. Someone get this kid a Netflix deal. We dive into the grossest beach cleanup story from New Jersey—spoiler alert: you’ll never look at the ocean the same way again. Then we explore the age-old mystery: Why do old people smell? Is it science? Is it mothballs? You’ll find out. Also on the slab: Tom Brady possibly joining WWE, a sperm race in Los Angeles that’s not what you think (or maybe it is), and a restaurant giving skinny people a discount—cue the body image debates and food fights. It’s bold, bizarre, and belly-laugh-inducing. The only morning show where reincarnation, pro wrestling, and sperm races somehow make sense together. Welcome to Morning Crankers.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65619305</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675209/default.mp3" length="34458809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every day needs a holiday). Then it gets real strange, real fast: a 3-year-old claims he's been reincarnated,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every day needs a holiday). Then it gets real strange, real fast: a 3-year-old claims he's been reincarnated, correctly identifies a village, his past home, his killer, the body location, AND the murder weapon. Someone get this kid a Netflix deal. We dive into the grossest beach cleanup story from New Jersey—spoiler alert: you’ll never look at the ocean the same way again. Then we explore the age-old mystery: Why do old people smell? Is it science? Is it mothballs? You’ll find out. Also on the slab: Tom Brady possibly joining WWE, a sperm race in Los Angeles that’s not what you think (or maybe it is), and a restaurant giving skinny people a discount—cue the body image debates and food fights. It’s bold, bizarre, and belly-laugh-inducing. The only morning show where reincarnation, pro wrestling, and sperm races somehow make sense together. Welcome to Morning Crankers.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2118</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e632f47ccc0c7fdd44a7c7efa04c90f6.jpg"/><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Crankers Throwback Showdown: “Who Said That?” 80s/90s Edition, Kamala’s New Gig, Kentucky Innovation &amp; UFC Chaos!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crankers-throwback-showdown-who-said-that-80s-90s-edition-kamala-s-new-gig-kentucky-innovation-ufc-chaos--74675130</link><description><![CDATA[In this nostalgic and nutty episode of Morning Crankers, we crank it back to the golden days with our hilarious new segment “80s/90s Who Said That?” — can you guess which icon dropped the quote? From sitcoms to action flicks, it’s a blast from the past with a Cranker twist! Then we hit another level of stupid with some jaw-dropping headlines, including a Kentucky restaurant doing something so bizarre it might actually be genius. 💡🍽️ We also take a spin through politics as Kamala Harris announces plans to open her own policy institute. What could possibly go wrong? And in the world of sports, the UFC dishes out wild matchups and unexpected drama that only Dana White could dream up. 👊💥 You get retro trivia, wild stories, sharp laughs, and absolutely no filter—just how Crankers like it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65587951</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675130/default.mp3" length="26941789" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this nostalgic and nutty episode of Morning Crankers, we crank it back to the golden days with our hilarious new segment “80s/90s Who Said That?” — can you guess which icon dropped the quote? From sitcoms to action flicks, it’s a blast from the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this nostalgic and nutty episode of Morning Crankers, we crank it back to the golden days with our hilarious new segment “80s/90s Who Said That?” — can you guess which icon dropped the quote? From sitcoms to action flicks, it’s a blast from the past with a Cranker twist! Then we hit another level of stupid with some jaw-dropping headlines, including a Kentucky restaurant doing something so bizarre it might actually be genius. 💡🍽️ We also take a spin through politics as Kamala Harris announces plans to open her own policy institute. What could possibly go wrong? And in the world of sports, the UFC dishes out wild matchups and unexpected drama that only Dana White could dream up. 👊💥 You get retro trivia, wild stories, sharp laughs, and absolutely no filter—just how Crankers like it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1652</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1840ab37370ae48b1bb85ffbaaf55935.jpg"/><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Hump Day Harmonies: “Sent to China” Comedy Song, Tax Day Rage &amp; A Missouri Mayoral Miracle!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-hump-day-harmonies-sent-to-china-comedy-song-tax-day-rage-a-missouri-mayoral-miracle--74675241</link><description><![CDATA[On the April 16, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, we’re back with another wild Hump Day Harmonies banger—this time it’s our brand new comedy song “Sent to China” roasting taxes, bureaucracy, and everything that mysteriously vanishes after we pay Uncle Sam. 💸🇨🇳 We also dig into today's National Days (spoiler: there's some weird ones), and we go full Cranker-mode on Tax Day frustrations that have the average American fuming. You’re not alone—anger is in the air and wallets are empty! 😡💵 Then we head to Mountain Grove, Missouri, where in a bold move, the ENTIRE city government resigned… except for one bold soul. A new mayor stepped in and may just turn the whole place around. It's small-town chaos with a twist of hope! This episode is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk. Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65587754</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675241/default.mp3" length="35170686" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the April 16, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, we’re back with another wild Hump Day Harmonies banger—this time it’s our brand new comedy song “Sent to China” roasting taxes, bureaucracy, and everything that mysteriously vanishes after we pay...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the April 16, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, we’re back with another wild Hump Day Harmonies banger—this time it’s our brand new comedy song “Sent to China” roasting taxes, bureaucracy, and everything that mysteriously vanishes after we pay Uncle Sam. 💸🇨🇳 We also dig into today's National Days (spoiler: there's some weird ones), and we go full Cranker-mode on Tax Day frustrations that have the average American fuming. You’re not alone—anger is in the air and wallets are empty! 😡💵 Then we head to Mountain Grove, Missouri, where in a bold move, the ENTIRE city government resigned… except for one bold soul. A new mayor stepped in and may just turn the whole place around. It's small-town chaos with a twist of hope! This episode is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk. Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2156</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38738de56ade37ee61917bf2a1331ce0.jpg"/><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toilet Eggs, KFC Toothpaste &amp; the Minecraft Movie Madness | Morning Crankers 4/15/25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toilet-eggs-kfc-toothpaste-the-minecraft-movie-madness-morning-crankers-4-15-25--74675195</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up for another chaotic ride through comedy and curiosity with Morning Crankers! On this April 15th edition, we celebrate some of the weirdest National Days you’ve never heard of—because who doesn't want an excuse to eat weird snacks and blame it on the calendar? 😎📆 We’re talking about KFC-flavored toothpaste (yup, you read that right), a woman who proudly dyes her Easter eggs in the toilet, and a nasty new outbreak: ringworm from trying on clothes. We also dig into the surprising success of the Minecraft movie 🎬🧱, and we list the strangest unclaimed luggage items ever found—including the stuff that’ll make you question humanity. 🧳😳 Crank up your morning with laughs, WTF moments, and a side of finger-lickin' absurdity!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65562175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675195/default.mp3" length="29106730" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up for another chaotic ride through comedy and curiosity with Morning Crankers! On this April 15th edition, we celebrate some of the weirdest National Days you’ve never heard of—because who doesn't want an excuse to eat weird snacks and blame...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up for another chaotic ride through comedy and curiosity with Morning Crankers! On this April 15th edition, we celebrate some of the weirdest National Days you’ve never heard of—because who doesn't want an excuse to eat weird snacks and blame it on the calendar? 😎📆 We’re talking about KFC-flavored toothpaste (yup, you read that right), a woman who proudly dyes her Easter eggs in the toilet, and a nasty new outbreak: ringworm from trying on clothes. We also dig into the surprising success of the Minecraft movie 🎬🧱, and we list the strangest unclaimed luggage items ever found—including the stuff that’ll make you question humanity. 🧳😳 Crank up your morning with laughs, WTF moments, and a side of finger-lickin' absurdity!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1775</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2b07032a32a85c8310703dd66a7ff5b8.jpg"/><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Poop in Space, Joggers with Glocks &amp; the Bulgarian Football Mystery | Morning Crankers 4/14/25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/poop-in-space-joggers-with-glocks-the-bulgarian-football-mystery-morning-crankers-4-14-25--74675216</link><description><![CDATA[It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 million quest for a better way to squish space poop 🚀💩. Then we flip into Conspiracy Crackdown where we ask the BIG question: Is there life after death... or just overdue taxes? We talk about the tragic story of a former LSU wide receiver, the Menendez brothers’ courtroom twist, and a bizarre tale involving a Bulgarian football team that feels like it was written by a sleep-deprived AI. 😵‍💫⚽ And don’t miss our “Freedom Fitness” segment: a female jogger goes viral recommending open carry for safety on the trails—because cardio and caliber now go hand in hand. 💪🔫 Plus, we announce the new <a href="http://MorningCrankers.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">MorningCrankers.com</a>—your one-stop shop for Crankers chaos, comedy, and merch! Strap in, laugh hard, and question everything!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65561837</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675216/default.mp3" length="31980209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 million quest for a better way to squish space poop 🚀💩. Then we flip into Conspiracy Crackdown where we ask the BIG...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 million quest for a better way to squish space poop 🚀💩. Then we flip into Conspiracy Crackdown where we ask the BIG question: Is there life after death... or just overdue taxes? We talk about the tragic story of a former LSU wide receiver, the Menendez brothers’ courtroom twist, and a bizarre tale involving a Bulgarian football team that feels like it was written by a sleep-deprived AI. 😵‍💫⚽ And don’t miss our “Freedom Fitness” segment: a female jogger goes viral recommending open carry for safety on the trails—because cardio and caliber now go hand in hand. 💪🔫 Plus, we announce the new <a href="http://MorningCrankers.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">MorningCrankers.com</a>—your one-stop shop for Crankers chaos, comedy, and merch! Strap in, laugh hard, and question everything!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1945</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1d6d36a0a79b39f2170d6fe3e501f0c1.jpg"/><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Monkey Trades, Torpedo Bats &amp; Spinach Artichoke Skins</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-monkey-trades-torpedo-bats-spinach-artichoke-skins--74675285</link><description><![CDATA[Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is an all-you-can-eat buffet of bizarre headlines, hot grill recipes, and hilarious history! We kick things off with a mouthwatering spin on potato skins—Spinach Artichoke Potato Skins—perfect for your Weber grill cookout. Then we spiral into the strange as we uncover the story of a woman who tried to trade her foster child for a monkey (no, really). In our fan-favorite Crankers Drunk History segment, we uncork the French-Mexican Pastry War—where flaky croissants sparked cannon fire! Meanwhile, a helicopter crash in the Hudson, a 74-year-old declared dead wakes up at her own funeral, and a California woman is rescued from a sewer (again—no joke). Plus:<ul><li>Ken Griffey Jr. trades the bat for a camera 📸</li><li>Wisconsin man fakes his own death</li><li>Torpedo bats!? Yup, that’s a thing.</li></ul><br />It's weird, it's wild, and it’s Crankers-certified comedy chaos. Don't miss out on the madness!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65533299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675285/default.mp3" length="44975427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is an all-you-can-eat buffet of bizarre headlines, hot grill recipes, and hilarious history! We kick things off with a mouthwatering spin on potato skins—Spinach Artichoke Potato...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is an all-you-can-eat buffet of bizarre headlines, hot grill recipes, and hilarious history! We kick things off with a mouthwatering spin on potato skins—Spinach Artichoke Potato Skins—perfect for your Weber grill cookout. Then we spiral into the strange as we uncover the story of a woman who tried to trade her foster child for a monkey (no, really). In our fan-favorite Crankers Drunk History segment, we uncork the French-Mexican Pastry War—where flaky croissants sparked cannon fire! Meanwhile, a helicopter crash in the Hudson, a 74-year-old declared dead wakes up at her own funeral, and a California woman is rescued from a sewer (again—no joke). Plus:<ul><li>Ken Griffey Jr. trades the bat for a camera 📸</li><li>Wisconsin man fakes his own death</li><li>Torpedo bats!? Yup, that’s a thing.</li></ul><br />It's weird, it's wild, and it’s Crankers-certified comedy chaos. Don't miss out on the madness!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2773</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0421d63c589cc4fc5df2d778ecce3371.jpg"/><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Crankers Bad Bosses – Toxic Leaders, Comedy Rants &amp; Coffee Chaos!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crankers-bad-bosses-toxic-leaders-comedy-rants-coffee-chaos--74675258</link><description><![CDATA[It’s Thursday, and Morning Crankers is serving up another hot pot of comedy, chaos, and questionable wisdom! On the 4/10/25 episode, we launched a brand-new segment: Crankers Bad Bosses—where we exposed the worst of the worst in workplace leadership. From micromanaging maniacs to passive-aggressive post-it leavers, we told the stories, cracked the jokes, and gave you the therapy you didn’t know you needed. 💼 Ever worked for a boss who scheduled meetings just to feel powerful? We got you.<br />🤣 Unfiltered rants, listener shoutouts, and ridiculous real-life examples that'll make you say, “Yep, been there.”<br />☕ Plus: our usual dose of news bits, sports jabs, and caffeine-fueled nonsense to keep your morning moving. Crank up the volume, pour the coffee, and let’s roast some bad bosses together!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65449504</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675258/default.mp3" length="27966842" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s Thursday, and Morning Crankers is serving up another hot pot of comedy, chaos, and questionable wisdom! On the 4/10/25 episode, we launched a brand-new segment: Crankers Bad Bosses—where we exposed the worst of the worst in workplace leadership....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s Thursday, and Morning Crankers is serving up another hot pot of comedy, chaos, and questionable wisdom! On the 4/10/25 episode, we launched a brand-new segment: Crankers Bad Bosses—where we exposed the worst of the worst in workplace leadership. From micromanaging maniacs to passive-aggressive post-it leavers, we told the stories, cracked the jokes, and gave you the therapy you didn’t know you needed. 💼 Ever worked for a boss who scheduled meetings just to feel powerful? We got you.<br />🤣 Unfiltered rants, listener shoutouts, and ridiculous real-life examples that'll make you say, “Yep, been there.”<br />☕ Plus: our usual dose of news bits, sports jabs, and caffeine-fueled nonsense to keep your morning moving. Crank up the volume, pour the coffee, and let’s roast some bad bosses together!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1725</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fccba113a487075a4ff3997bb16d8fd1.jpg"/><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Love Is a Dumpster Fire – Hump Day Harmonies, Dire Wolves &amp; Oliver Stone Agrees with Trump?"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-is-a-dumpster-fire-hump-day-harmonies-dire-wolves-oliver-stone-agrees-with-trump--74675294</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously relatable original hit “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—because nothing says midweek like emotional chaos with a beat! But that’s just the start...<br />🐺 Scientists are actually cloning dire wolves now—yes, the Game of Thrones kind (minus the CGI)!<br />🎬 Left-wing film legend Oliver Stone surprises everyone by agreeing with Trump on a major issue. What timeline are we in again?!<br />🏈⚾ From gridiron gossip to baseball brawls, we hit the hottest stories in sports this week.<br />🔥 Plus: sarcasm, rants, and your weekly dose of unfiltered Cranker chaos. Whether you're sipping coffee or dodging coworkers, we’ve got your midweek madness covered.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65448594</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675294/default.mp3" length="32656872" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously relatable original hit “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—because nothing says...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously relatable original hit “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—because nothing says midweek like emotional chaos with a beat! But that’s just the start...<br />🐺 Scientists are actually cloning dire wolves now—yes, the Game of Thrones kind (minus the CGI)!<br />🎬 Left-wing film legend Oliver Stone surprises everyone by agreeing with Trump on a major issue. What timeline are we in again?!<br />🏈⚾ From gridiron gossip to baseball brawls, we hit the hottest stories in sports this week.<br />🔥 Plus: sarcasm, rants, and your weekly dose of unfiltered Cranker chaos. Whether you're sipping coffee or dodging coworkers, we’ve got your midweek madness covered.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2012</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2ba98f3a167e8e8a9f0f3511079491ac.jpg"/><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers song Love is a Dumpster Fire!!!!!!!!!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-song-love-is-a-dumpster-fire--74675191</link><description><![CDATA[Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of modern relationships. With lyrics hotter than your ex’s rebound and melodies messier than a shared Netflix account post-breakup, this tune turns emotional disasters into comedic gold. Whether you’re happily single, regrettably committed, or texting your ex again, this original banger will have you laughing, crying, and possibly re-evaluating your life choices—all in under three minutes. Warning: May cause uncontrollable snorting, bitter laughter, and spontaneous karaoke in traffic.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65449109</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:42:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675191/default.mp3" length="4884122" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of modern relationships. With lyrics hotter than your ex’s rebound and melodies...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of modern relationships. With lyrics hotter than your ex’s rebound and melodies messier than a shared Netflix account post-breakup, this tune turns emotional disasters into comedic gold. Whether you’re happily single, regrettably committed, or texting your ex again, this original banger will have you laughing, crying, and possibly re-evaluating your life choices—all in under three minutes. Warning: May cause uncontrollable snorting, bitter laughter, and spontaneous karaoke in traffic.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6a80ce0700f90600dedc191fcdb3ee55.jpg"/><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>“Pee Smoothies, Orgasmic Breathing &amp; Breast Milk Ice Cream: April 8th Gets Weird”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pee-smoothies-orgasmic-breathing-breast-milk-ice-cream-april-8th-gets-weird--74675442</link><description><![CDATA[Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into the land of the bizarre with a wild collection of strange but true stories that'll leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity. 👨‍🦱 Meet the former model who proudly chugs his own pee and does pee enemas—because apparently, that’s a thing.<br />💨 Discover the woman who’s developed a new wellness method called the orgasmic breath (yes, you read that right).<br />🍦 We break down the buzz about a company now selling breast milk-flavored ice cream (seriously, who asked for this?). It doesn’t stop there! We go from weird wellness to workplace woes as new facts emerge about companies steering clear of hiring college grads. Why? Think entitlement, zero teamwork, fragile egos, and broken communication. It’s a hot mess—and we’re here for all of it. With our signature cranky comedy and zero-filter commentary, this episode hits hard and hilariously weird. Perfect for fans of offbeat news, twisted truths, and reality that’s too strange for fiction.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65386077</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675442/default.mp3" length="33907359" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into the land of the bizarre with a wild collection of strange but true stories that'll leave you laughing,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into the land of the bizarre with a wild collection of strange but true stories that'll leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity. 👨‍🦱 Meet the former model who proudly chugs his own pee and does pee enemas—because apparently, that’s a thing.<br />💨 Discover the woman who’s developed a new wellness method called the orgasmic breath (yes, you read that right).<br />🍦 We break down the buzz about a company now selling breast milk-flavored ice cream (seriously, who asked for this?). It doesn’t stop there! We go from weird wellness to workplace woes as new facts emerge about companies steering clear of hiring college grads. Why? Think entitlement, zero teamwork, fragile egos, and broken communication. It’s a hot mess—and we’re here for all of it. With our signature cranky comedy and zero-filter commentary, this episode hits hard and hilariously weird. Perfect for fans of offbeat news, twisted truths, and reality that’s too strange for fiction.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2082</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b7a2947ba6e050bad2b9559a7ef5910d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Beer, Brackets &amp; Buffoonery: April 7th Shenanigans &amp; Head-Scratching Headlines</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/beer-brackets-buffoonery-april-7th-shenanigans-head-scratching-headlines--74675125</link><description><![CDATA[It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won't break the bank to naming the best cheap beers that fuel tailgates and bad decisions, this episode is both hilarious and refreshingly honest. We also get into the madness beyond the March Madness courts—like protestors who seem to have lost the memo on why they’re protesting 🤷‍♂️. Plus, we discuss a troubling rise in missing children cases in Illinois and Missouri—because not every topic can be all fun and foam. Of course, we had to recap the NCAA tournaments: The men’s madness delivers once again, and the UConn women’s team proves why they’re absolute beasts on the court. 🏀🔥 If you're into comedy with a side of truth bombs, this one's for you.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65385790</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675125/default.mp3" length="36045530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won't break the bank to naming the best cheap beers that fuel tailgates and bad decisions, this episode is both...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won't break the bank to naming the best cheap beers that fuel tailgates and bad decisions, this episode is both hilarious and refreshingly honest. We also get into the madness beyond the March Madness courts—like protestors who seem to have lost the memo on why they’re protesting 🤷‍♂️. Plus, we discuss a troubling rise in missing children cases in Illinois and Missouri—because not every topic can be all fun and foam. Of course, we had to recap the NCAA tournaments: The men’s madness delivers once again, and the UConn women’s team proves why they’re absolute beasts on the court. 🏀🔥 If you're into comedy with a side of truth bombs, this one's for you.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2225</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/df7ec877a715f25cf953358d4db54c99.jpg"/><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dumbest Criminals, College Billions, NBA Suspensions &amp; Val Kilmer Tribute | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dumbest-criminals-college-billions-nba-suspensions-val-kilmer-tribute-morning-crankers--74675214</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers Dumbest Criminal – and trust us, this one takes the cake 🍰 (and maybe tried to steal it too). Then we dive into a round of Would You Rather that gets more unhinged by the minute. From there, we get real about the billions of taxpayer dollars being poured into higher education – where’s it going and who’s benefiting? Next up, we break down the 9 restaurant chains on the brink – if your favorite’s on the list, brace yourself. In sports, the NBA drops the hammer, suspending 5 players, and we discuss what this means moving forward. We also take a minute to honor Val Kilmer – a true Hollywood legend – and wrap things up with a fun look at the National Days of April 4th. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, it’s unapologetically Morning Crankers.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65343072</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 15:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675214/default.mp3" length="34721418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers Dumbest Criminal – and trust us, this one takes the cake 🍰 (and maybe...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers Dumbest Criminal – and trust us, this one takes the cake 🍰 (and maybe tried to steal it too). Then we dive into a round of Would You Rather that gets more unhinged by the minute. From there, we get real about the billions of taxpayer dollars being poured into higher education – where’s it going and who’s benefiting? Next up, we break down the 9 restaurant chains on the brink – if your favorite’s on the list, brace yourself. In sports, the NBA drops the hammer, suspending 5 players, and we discuss what this means moving forward. We also take a minute to honor Val Kilmer – a true Hollywood legend – and wrap things up with a fun look at the National Days of April 4th. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, it’s unapologetically Morning Crankers.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2131</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aba58c3e92ad0a38a05d39f4895bba1d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap Crimes &amp; Echolocation Superpowers!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crankers-court-is-in-session-straw-holes-soap-crimes-echolocation-superpowers--74675024</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:<ul><li>How many holes does a straw really have?</li><li>Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake?</li><li>If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀</li></ul><br />Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to “see” using echolocation. This man is part superhero, part bat, and 100% badass. We also go full absurd with the return of the Chuck Norris joke era (yes, he can divide by zero), and we ask the timeless question no Renaissance sculptor ever answered:<br />Why are the dudes in famous artwork so… uh… under-equipped? 🎨🥜 Plus:<br />🏈 The NFL is saying goodbye to the chain gang and hello to the Hawk-Eye system—but will robots ruin 4th &amp; Inches forever? Crank up the laughs, get weird with your coffee, and start your day with unapologetic chao<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65297217</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675024/default.mp3" length="29817051" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:
-...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:<ul><li>How many holes does a straw really have?</li><li>Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake?</li><li>If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀</li></ul><br />Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to “see” using echolocation. This man is part superhero, part bat, and 100% badass. We also go full absurd with the return of the Chuck Norris joke era (yes, he can divide by zero), and we ask the timeless question no Renaissance sculptor ever answered:<br />Why are the dudes in famous artwork so… uh… under-equipped? 🎨🥜 Plus:<br />🏈 The NFL is saying goodbye to the chain gang and hello to the Hawk-Eye system—but will robots ruin 4th &amp; Inches forever? Crank up the laughs, get weird with your coffee, and start your day with unapologetic chao<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1833</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1a791ebcb736815f825af24e94d80b67.jpg"/><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/doge-is-finishin-keanu-s-back-and-musk-drops-a-terabyte-bombshell-morning-crankers-april-2nd--74675201</link><description><![CDATA[Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, “Doge Is a Finishin’”—a politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reeves’ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the news of a Caine comic book spin-off that’s about to get its own revenge story. Could the Baba Yaga be back? But hold onto your tinfoil hats—because Elon Musk just found OVER A TERABYTE of hidden data buried inside the U.S. Institute of Peace… and it might not be so peaceful after all. Plus:<br />🏈 The NFL says “not yet” to banning the Tush Push—will the brotherly shove live to fight another day?<br />🦇 Torpedo bats are exploding in popularity—are they revolutionizing baseball or just another gimmick? It’s truth, comedy, chaos, and Crankers-level crazy—all in one episode.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65294305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675201/default.mp3" length="29889946" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, “Doge Is a Finishin’”—a politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reeves’ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the news of a Caine comic book spin-off that’s about to get its own revenge story. Could the Baba Yaga be back? But hold onto your tinfoil hats—because Elon Musk just found OVER A TERABYTE of hidden data buried inside the U.S. Institute of Peace… and it might not be so peaceful after all. Plus:<br />🏈 The NFL says “not yet” to banning the Tush Push—will the brotherly shove live to fight another day?<br />🦇 Torpedo bats are exploding in popularity—are they revolutionizing baseball or just another gimmick? It’s truth, comedy, chaos, and Crankers-level crazy—all in one episode.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1830</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6c61287cb64404b449ce37cee16a884d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-luke-grimes-yellowstone-spin-off-avengers-doom-days-and-april-1st-madness--74675259</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re breaking down the quirkiest national holidays you didn’t know existed! And of course, we’re playing Crank It or Yank It, where we rate the hottest (and not-so-hot) trends of the week. Don’t miss out on the laughs, chaos, and unfiltered Crankers fun! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65244230</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675259/default.mp3" length="31973632" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re breaking down the quirkiest national holidays you didn’t know existed! And of course, we’re playing Crank It or Yank It, where we rate the hottest (and not-so-hot) trends of the week. Don’t miss out on the laughs, chaos, and unfiltered Crankers fun! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1957</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/83d2cff16e7ed4d691bd1145a0274db3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s &amp; IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, &amp; France vs. U.S. on DE</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-march-31-2025-tater-day-senior-assassin-scare-applebee-s-ihop-merge-yankees-torpedo-bats-france-vs-u-s-on-de--74675203</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?<br />🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this spud-tastic celebration.<br />🚔 Senior Assassin Game Sparks Police Warning – Harmless fun or potential danger?<br />🍽️ Applebee’s &amp; IHOP Join Forces – What this major restaurant merger means for your next meal.<br />⚾ Yankees’ Torpedo Bats Smash Records! – How a new bat shape helped take down the Brewers.<br />🇫🇷 France Calls Out America’s “DIKTAT” on DEI – A global controversy erupts over diversity policies. It’s the perfect mix of laughs, news, and straight-up Crankers chaos. Don’t miss it! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65241318</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675203/default.mp3" length="31230093" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?
🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?<br />🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this spud-tastic celebration.<br />🚔 Senior Assassin Game Sparks Police Warning – Harmless fun or potential danger?<br />🍽️ Applebee’s &amp; IHOP Join Forces – What this major restaurant merger means for your next meal.<br />⚾ Yankees’ Torpedo Bats Smash Records! – How a new bat shape helped take down the Brewers.<br />🇫🇷 France Calls Out America’s “DIKTAT” on DEI – A global controversy erupts over diversity policies. It’s the perfect mix of laughs, news, and straight-up Crankers chaos. Don’t miss it! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1913</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/32b4f8ac0d3d4d3dba842abbd25cb353.jpg"/><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Morning Crankers - Feb 28, 2025 💥 "Boomers, Teslas, &amp; Musical Showdowns – Oh My!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-feb-28-2025-boomers-teslas-musical-showdowns-oh-my--74675255</link><description><![CDATA[Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing to text back in under three days. 🤣 Meanwhile, the FBI launches a task force to tackle anti-Tesla domestic terrorists, because apparently, keying a Cybertruck is now a federal offense. ⚠️🚔 Then, we dive into National Day celebrations (as if we needed an excuse to party 🍻), and in the Morning Crankers VS Series, it's the ultimate music battle:<br />🎸 Pink Floyd vs. Johnny Cash—psychedelic rock meets outlaw country. Who takes the crown? 🎶🏆 All this and more on today’s chaotic, caffeine-fueled episode—grab your coffee and buckle up! 🚀☕ 📢 Drop your comments! What’s a boomer behavior that drives YOU nuts?<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65121237</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675255/default.mp3" length="23059158" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing to text back in under three days. 🤣 Meanwhile, the FBI launches a task force to tackle anti-Tesla domestic terrorists, because apparently, keying a Cybertruck is now a federal offense. ⚠️🚔 Then, we dive into National Day celebrations (as if we needed an excuse to party 🍻), and in the Morning Crankers VS Series, it's the ultimate music battle:<br />🎸 Pink Floyd vs. Johnny Cash—psychedelic rock meets outlaw country. Who takes the crown? 🎶🏆 All this and more on today’s chaotic, caffeine-fueled episode—grab your coffee and buckle up! 🚀☕ 📢 Drop your comments! What’s a boomer behavior that drives YOU nuts?<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1382</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/398a337e4df65403d79cd622aaae406f.jpg"/><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Trillion-Dollar Jobs, Japan’s Death Row Shocker &amp; Cummins’ Game-Changing Engine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-trillion-dollar-jobs-japan-s-death-row-shocker-cummins-game-changing-engine--74675264</link><description><![CDATA[Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for American workers! Next, we discuss the jaw-dropping case of Japan’s longest-serving death row inmate, who was exonerated after 40 years and offered a mere $1.4 million for his wrongful conviction. Is justice ever enough? We also explore DoorDash’s latest offering and how it’s changing the game for convenience lovers. Plus, Cummins ditches diesel in favor of a new, powerful, fuel-efficient gas motor—is this the future of trucking? Buckle up for another wild and unfiltered episode of Morning Crankers! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65118256</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675264/default.mp3" length="28718621" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for American workers! Next, we discuss the jaw-dropping case of Japan’s longest-serving death row inmate, who was exonerated after 40 years and offered a mere $1.4 million for his wrongful conviction. Is justice ever enough? We also explore DoorDash’s latest offering and how it’s changing the game for convenience lovers. Plus, Cummins ditches diesel in favor of a new, powerful, fuel-efficient gas motor—is this the future of trucking? Buckle up for another wild and unfiltered episode of Morning Crankers! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1745</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/578538b8ce5d4869f3ba7e811fa6cf0c.jpg"/><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Unleashed: Ozark Fellas, Criminal Fails &amp; Drive-Thru Haircuts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-unleashed-ozark-fellas-criminal-fails-drive-thru-haircuts--74675446</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into their own parole officer’s home (talk about bad decisions) and a DUI driver who plowed through a barbershop like a wrecking ball. Greg even pitches the genius idea of drive-thru haircuts—because who has time to stop? Plus, we analyze the Sweet 16 madness and more. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and let’s crank it up! 🎙️🔥 Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65117289</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675446/default.mp3" length="25887502" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into their own parole officer’s home (talk about bad decisions) and a DUI driver who plowed through a barbershop like a wrecking ball. Greg even pitches the genius idea of drive-thru haircuts—because who has time to stop? Plus, we analyze the Sweet 16 madness and more. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and let’s crank it up! 🎙️🔥 Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1564</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d743e5c4fac50242510b64cd17262b08.jpg"/><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brain Rot, Pork Bans &amp; Pentagon Blunders – Morning Crankers Unfiltered!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brain-rot-pork-bans-pentagon-blunders-morning-crankers-unfiltered--74675272</link><description><![CDATA[Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate pork! Yep, you read that right! 🏛️ And in a stunning display of government "efficiency," the Pentagon’s DEI shakeup somehow dragged Jackie Robinson into the mess. Seriously, how does this even happen?! It’s a full-throttle episode with Morning Crankers! So, grab your caffeine, buckle up, and let’s get crankin’!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65058951</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675272/default.mp3" length="26278516" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate pork! Yep, you read that right! 🏛️ And in a stunning display of government "efficiency," the Pentagon’s DEI shakeup somehow dragged Jackie Robinson into the mess. Seriously, how does this even happen?! It’s a full-throttle episode with Morning Crankers! So, grab your caffeine, buckle up, and let’s get crankin’!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1592</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/34e6471f983baae8896d5567702f7568.jpg"/><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Legends, Cheesesteaks, &amp; Controversies – Morning Crankers Fires Up!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/legends-cheesesteaks-controversies-morning-crankers-fires-up--74675228</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questions about privacy and tech control. And in the world of heated debates, Elon Musk’s critics argue he wasn’t elected to power—yet neither was Fauci. The internet is on fire, and we’re here to crank up the conversation! 🔥 Grab your coffee, strap in, and get ready for another unfiltered ride with the Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65056157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675228/default.mp3" length="32188205" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questions about privacy and tech control. And in the world of heated debates, Elon Musk’s critics argue he wasn’t elected to power—yet neither was Fauci. The internet is on fire, and we’re here to crank up the conversation! 🔥 Grab your coffee, strap in, and get ready for another unfiltered ride with the Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1955</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a91c4548d55802a5fe84b1cf162a76a4.jpg"/><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 3/21/25: Cult Leader Busted, Ruby Slipper Thief Dies, &amp; France Wants Lady Liberty Back!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-3-21-25-cult-leader-busted-ruby-slipper-thief-dies-france-wants-lady-liberty-back--74675249</link><description><![CDATA[It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?), and France has a big ask for America: they want Lady Liberty back! 🔥 Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and the best way to start your weekend with Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64964563</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675249/default.mp3" length="26455528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?), and France has a big ask for America: they want Lady Liberty back! 🔥 Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and the best way to start your weekend with Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1597</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e6f397e0900df3b1aaaeee023dc4f51.jpg"/><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 3/20/25: Missouri’s Cancer Research Boost, Reality TV Tragedy, Chiefs’ New Signings &amp; Blue Dogs in Russia!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-3-20-25-missouri-s-cancer-research-boost-reality-tv-tragedy-chiefs-new-signings-blue-dogs-in-russia--74675223</link><description><![CDATA[On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate the first day of spring and National Ravioli Day with a delicious Smoky Truffle Spinach Ravioli recipe—made on a Weber grill! Don't miss this mix of news, sports, weird headlines, and foodie fun. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, insight, and the best morning show around!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64964382</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675223/default.mp3" length="25818833" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate the first day of spring and National Ravioli Day with a delicious Smoky Truffle Spinach Ravioli recipe—made on a Weber grill! Don't miss this mix of news, sports, weird headlines, and foodie fun. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, insight, and the best morning show around!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1571</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fba6651f139d11a8404a0be4d58cc932.jpg"/><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dead Broke Blues, NCAA Madness, Python Bandits &amp; Venomous Octopus Shenanigans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dead-broke-blues-ncaa-madness-python-bandits-venomous-octopus-shenanigans--74675376</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old books—because why not? If that wasn’t weird enough, four criminals decided to rob a convenience store using live pythons as weapons, and a venomous octopus stuns its mate before procreation (because getting eaten afterward is a real downer). This episode is packed with music, madness, and mayhem—just the way you like it! Tune in for laughs, rants, and the most ridiculous headlines you won’t hear anywhere else! 🎙️ Listen Now &amp; Subscribe!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64946733</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675376/default.mp3" length="25744439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old books—because why not? If that wasn’t weird enough, four criminals decided to rob a convenience store using live pythons as weapons, and a venomous octopus stuns its mate before procreation (because getting eaten afterward is a real downer). This episode is packed with music, madness, and mayhem—just the way you like it! Tune in for laughs, rants, and the most ridiculous headlines you won’t hear anywhere else! 🎙️ Listen Now &amp; Subscribe!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1548</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a05cd6f296865641df1e41aed7eaa48d.jpg"/><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Morning Crankers: National Days, Young Guns 3, Mickey 17, Last Breath &amp; Glue-Eyed Chaos!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-national-days-young-guns-3-mickey-17-last-breath-glue-eyed-chaos--74675263</link><description><![CDATA[Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie that’ll have you gasping for air. Meanwhile, up north, a Canadian “superhero” is taking on Trump (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). And in perhaps the most insane news of the day, doctors in Colorado are begging people to STOP mistaking glue for eye drops—yeah, it’s happening way too often. 🤦 Buckle up, grab your coffee, and prepare for the most ridiculous, gut-busting, and unfiltered take on today’s headlines!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64946244</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675263/default.mp3" length="26240625" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie that’ll have you gasping for air. Meanwhile, up north, a Canadian “superhero” is taking on Trump (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). And in perhaps the most insane news of the day, doctors in Colorado are begging people to STOP mistaking glue for eye drops—yeah, it’s happening way too often. 🤦 Buckle up, grab your coffee, and prepare for the most ridiculous, gut-busting, and unfiltered take on today’s headlines!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1585</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2186bdfec74ba065d7bd7ddc1ccd6220.jpg"/><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>☘️ Morning Crankers: St. Patrick’s Day Fun, Ozarks Storm Relief &amp; More! 🌪️🚧🔥</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-st-patrick-s-day-fun-ozarks-storm-relief-more--74675168</link><description><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison after taping students’ mouths shut—what happened, and what justice looks like in this case. 🚧 For those in Springfield, MO, we’ve got the latest traffic and road grading updates to help you navigate the chaos. 🔥 And to wrap things up on a delicious note, we explore the Top 5 Weber recipes from Australia—some serious BBQ inspiration from down under! Tune in for laughs, insights, and everything in between!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64927328</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675168/default.mp3" length="28209549" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison after taping students’ mouths shut—what happened, and what justice looks like in this case. 🚧 For those in Springfield, MO, we’ve got the latest traffic and road grading updates to help you navigate the chaos. 🔥 And to wrap things up on a delicious note, we explore the Top 5 Weber recipes from Australia—some serious BBQ inspiration from down under! Tune in for laughs, insights, and everything in between!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1704</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/412137d600551590a6e514bfb51c1965.jpg"/><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🔥 Worst Dates Ever! 🤦‍♂️ | Crazy Spring Dating Stories &amp; Fun Facts | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-dates-ever-crazy-spring-dating-stories-fun-facts-morning-crankers-comedy-podcast--74675047</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of renewal. Plus, we take a deep dive into the Springfield dating scene—what’s happening in local romance, who’s swiping right, and why dating in Springfield might just be… an extreme sport. 💘🏹 Get ready for laughs, unexpected insights, and our signature unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64825868</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675047/default.mp3" length="31353599" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of renewal. Plus, we take a deep dive into the Springfield dating scene—what’s happening in local romance, who’s swiping right, and why dating in Springfield might just be… an extreme sport. 💘🏹 Get ready for laughs, unexpected insights, and our signature unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1899</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bad4bbeeab51b2a81e9faeee0c14866b.jpg"/><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM &amp; More! | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-5-best-work-boots-new-human-species-found-canada-s-new-pm-more-morning-crankers--74675232</link><description><![CDATA[🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM &amp; More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:<br />In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political shakeup could mean for the U.S. and beyond. Plus, the latest updates on the Canada-U.S. tariffs and how they’re impacting trade and businesses on both sides of the border. Finally, is there finally a ceasefire in Ukraine and Russia? We discuss the latest peace agreement efforts and what this could mean for global stability. All this and more, delivered with our signature humor, energy, and unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64824615</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675232/default.mp3" length="32027745" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM &amp;amp; More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM &amp; More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:<br />In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political shakeup could mean for the U.S. and beyond. Plus, the latest updates on the Canada-U.S. tariffs and how they’re impacting trade and businesses on both sides of the border. Finally, is there finally a ceasefire in Ukraine and Russia? We discuss the latest peace agreement efforts and what this could mean for global stability. All this and more, delivered with our signature humor, energy, and unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1950</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3710625e9490dc67c9a2833681840851.jpg"/><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Morning Crankers: Ice Cream Crimes, Pokémon Fortune, &amp; Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🐷💰</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ice-cream-crimes-pokemon-fortune-spring-love-in-the-ozarks--74675247</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic rescue or a crime? 🐷🚨 And finally, the highlight of today’s show—Greg and Hans debut their brand-new song Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🌸 Will it be a hit or a hilarious disaster? Tune in and find out! 👉 Listen now, laugh hard, and crank up your morning with Morning Crankers! 🎧🤣<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64800793</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675247/default.mp3" length="29596551" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic rescue or a crime? 🐷🚨 And finally, the highlight of today’s show—Greg and Hans debut their brand-new song Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🌸 Will it be a hit or a hilarious disaster? Tune in and find out! 👉 Listen now, laugh hard, and crank up your morning with Morning Crankers! 🎧🤣<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1797</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/13738c0f4f22fac4bf35827ac2c1f0dd.jpg"/><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thor’s Fate, Tom Hardy’s New Series, Worst Candies &amp; More | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thor-s-fate-tom-hardy-s-new-series-worst-candies-more-morning-crankers--74675373</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64782544</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675373/default.mp3" length="26045816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1571</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4df63b6c4d0a1e35f325f54b6a36dbe3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Aliens Confirmed? 34 Politicians Speak Out, China’s Tariffs on Canada &amp; More | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aliens-confirmed-34-politicians-speak-out-china-s-tariffs-on-canada-more-morning-crankers--74675304</link><description><![CDATA[In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64782211</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2025 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675304/default.mp3" length="27855660" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning Crankers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1684</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4df63b6c4d0a1e35f325f54b6a36dbe3.jpg"/><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best Gas Station Food, Coolest New Tech, and Record-Breaking Feats | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/best-gas-station-food-coolest-new-tech-and-record-breaking-feats-morning-crankers--74675215</link><description><![CDATA[In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64740750</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675215/default.mp3" length="38086386" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2320</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c49afeecdbd622f8e3da3e9cf4e09d3c.jpg"/><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>March 6 Madness: Tariffs, Taxes, and a Royal Farewell</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/march-6-madness-tariffs-taxes-and-a-royal-farewell--74675227</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64705179</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675227/default.mp3" length="33309029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2029</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0303bc31569cfe57df5165ec94b09ea9.jpg"/><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Hump Day Chaos—Wooly Booly, Florida Man &amp; Bob Dylan(?)!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-hump-day-chaos-wooly-booly-florida-man-bob-dylan--74675348</link><description><![CDATA[It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64685834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675348/default.mp3" length="30810642" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1865</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d121071a3b986d0e6a292162eb979dd7.jpg"/><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ozark Hustlin’ Rap – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ozark-hustlin-rap-a-morning-crankers-comedy-song--74675257</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, running from your ex at Walmart, or just trying to make a buck selling homemade moonshine, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap keeps the laughs coming with a rhythm you can’t help but bob your head <a href="http://to.So" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">to.So</a> grab your sweet tea, turn it up, and get ready to hustle—Ozarks style! 🎤🚜💰😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64702644</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 04:01:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675257/default.mp3" length="3499473" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, running from your ex at Walmart, or just trying to make a buck selling homemade moonshine, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap keeps the laughs coming with a rhythm you can’t help but bob your head <a href="http://to.So" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">to.So</a> grab your sweet tea, turn it up, and get ready to hustle—Ozarks style! 🎤🚜💰😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>164</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0940414105310562c57e42862d9a4fc7.jpg"/><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Springfield Traffic Blues</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-springfield-traffic-blues--74675235</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal.With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into toe-tapping fun. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a slow-moving tractor or caught in rush hour madness, this song will have you nodding along and laughing at the absurdity of city driving.Buckle up, roll the windows down, and enjoy the ride—just watch out for that guy merging without looking! 🚗🎶😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64702613</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 03:58:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675235/default.mp3" length="4320956" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal.With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into toe-tapping fun. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a slow-moving tractor or caught in rush hour madness, this song will have you nodding along and laughing at the absurdity of city driving.Buckle up, roll the windows down, and enjoy the ride—just watch out for that guy merging without looking! 🚗🎶😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>222</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/483ffffde469e0362bd2285402f5d40c.jpg"/><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles &amp; Turbulence—Oh My!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-wigs-needles-turbulence-oh-my--74675352</link><description><![CDATA[In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teacher gets suspended after letting students tattoo each other—with the same needle. You can't make this stuff up! Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the absurdity of the world today.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64684637</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675352/default.mp3" length="33596397" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teacher gets suspended after letting students tattoo each other—with the same needle. You can't make this stuff up! Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the absurdity of the world today.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2042</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/650868951baceb709e0111359d465fd1.jpg"/><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pete Rose &amp; Trump’s Pardon, Gervonta Davis Fight, Gambling, Gene Hackman &amp; More | Morning Crankers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pete-rose-trump-s-pardon-gervonta-davis-fight-gambling-gene-hackman-more-morning-crankers--74675246</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts Day and National Hope You’re Happy Day while revisiting Gene Hackman’s legendary career. Plus, a woman already in prison gets sentenced to 10 more years for fraud—yep, you read that right! All this and more with the humor, rants, and unfiltered takes you love. Tune in now!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64666317</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 16:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675246/default.mp3" length="34600234" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts Day and National Hope You’re Happy Day while revisiting Gene Hackman’s legendary career. Plus, a woman already in prison gets sentenced to 10 more years for fraud—yep, you read that right! All this and more with the humor, rants, and unfiltered takes you love. Tune in now!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2101</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/af66082ee40f505c3135a3e1db44d8ad.jpg"/><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast – Havoc, Scams, and Corporate Shenanigans!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-comedy-podcast-havoc-scams-and-corporate-shenanigans--74675291</link><description><![CDATA[Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64596867</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675291/default.mp3" length="30483362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1846</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1c8bfd1de96f76e0d000ff3b635988ca.jpg"/><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>💰 Stolen Golden Toilet, Packers vs. Tush Push, NIXA’s Top Recruit, &amp; The Ultimate Bathrobe Debate! 🚽</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stolen-golden-toilet-packers-vs-tush-push-nixa-s-top-recruit-the-ultimate-bathrobe-debate--74675296</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! Tune in for laughs, wild news, and the best way to start your morning! 🎙️😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64577551</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675296/default.mp3" length="32147666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! Tune in for laughs, wild news, and the best way to start your morning! 🎙️😂<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1951</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f052bac372a5324496ad259d03971bf0.jpg"/><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Retail Shakeups, Hollywood in Missouri &amp; Big Bets Gone Wrong!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/retail-shakeups-hollywood-in-missouri-big-bets-gone-wrong--74675334</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and get ready for the laughs and chaos!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64576526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675334/default.mp3" length="31183945" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and get ready for the laughs and chaos!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1903</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9c1a3ee7180cfe13d8153e85dafdf492.jpg"/><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Springfield’s Tow Crackdown, Sports TV Woes &amp; Beards Are Back!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-springfield-s-tow-crackdown-sports-tv-woes-beards-are-back--74675424</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64554489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675424/default.mp3" length="26486255" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1601</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b585a33663df7b659f2226c5c747d73.jpg"/><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>orning Crankers: Unregistered Cars, Smuggled Eggs, &amp; Missouri Sports Madness – Feb 23, 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/orning-crankers-unregistered-cars-smuggled-eggs-missouri-sports-madness-feb-23-2025--74675526</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64536150</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675526/default.mp3" length="37420512" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2285</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/110712e79a57e9a8f17d8bfdd8617963.jpg"/><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 2/20/25 | National Days, Famous Birthdays &amp; Missouri’s Hidden Mysteries!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-2-20-25-national-days-famous-birthdays-missouri-s-hidden-mysteries--74675389</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64465408</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675389/default.mp3" length="33829428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2063</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7be48138108d4036155f687646ae9558.jpg"/><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis &amp; Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-lily-phillips-shocking-news-ny-crisis-springfield-s-controversial-ordinance--74675244</link><description><![CDATA[In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect plates. And of course, we’ve got your latest weather updates!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64466977</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675244/default.mp3" length="24976007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect plates. And of course, we’ve got your latest weather updates!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1506</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1be599a7d33aeb734786c3e28486b0d8.jpg"/><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle &amp; Springfield Traffic Blues!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/free-seeds-for-your-garden-toronto-plane-crash-miracle-springfield-traffic-blues--74675351</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64427218</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675351/default.mp3" length="30928340" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1876</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fb6f52841f39be2f99f4cdc5d556cd46.jpg"/><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis &amp; Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-red-hulk-vs-green-hulk-cost-of-living-in-st-louis-gym-stereotypes-2-18-2025--74675221</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64412245</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 16:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74675221/default.mp3" length="36816429" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2240</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/86ce9290daef0b78d0aeef51d47ef0e2.jpg"/><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays &amp; Sports Showdown | Donut Review &amp; Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-presidents-day-famous-birthdays-sports-showdown-donut-review-whale-poop-2-17-2025--74676332</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, whale poop)! Tune in for the laughs, the facts, and the unexpected!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64411407</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676332/default.mp3" length="38664792" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, whale poop)! Tune in for the laughs, the facts, and the unexpected!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2357</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f32955a60b474e5c96a0cd561fa82df6.jpg"/><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips &amp; Epic Pickup Line Fails</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/valentine-s-day-madness-history-pheromones-dating-tips-epic-pickup-line-fails--74676381</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and cringeworthy moments!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64370218</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2025 16:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676381/default.mp3" length="37698498" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and cringeworthy moments!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2299</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b993b115a53daa95efb75736741fe949.jpg"/><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date &amp; Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-things-you-should-never-say-on-a-valentine-s-date-worst-gifts-ever-morning-crankers-podcast--74676416</link><description><![CDATA[Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on love and romance. Don’t miss this hilarious episode!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64333656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2025 16:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676416/default.mp3" length="32847646" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on love and romance. Don’t miss this hilarious episode!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1996</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8816469bf60e6f3a5c11e0838f167e63.jpg"/><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, &amp; FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/springfield-blues-comedy-bad-tuna-recall-fbi-s-2400-declassified-docs-morning-crankers-podcast--74676276</link><description><![CDATA[In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way, we cover dating, life, and a whole lot of laughs. Tune in for news, comedy, and the best podcast banter you’ll hear today!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64332503</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676276/default.mp3" length="31136274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way, we cover dating, life, and a whole lot of laughs. Tune in for news, comedy, and the best podcast banter you’ll hear today!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a54723ff6f7f4194feb422d2e820252a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, &amp; Drew Carey’s Big 30!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/super-bowl-blues-springfield-tows-drew-carey-s-big-30--74676282</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64309129</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 16:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676282/default.mp3" length="28685669" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1743</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e25bb30ef2f025f7dd4d2273ce794852.jpg"/><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson &amp; Super Bowl Talk! 🏈🤣</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-super-saturday-show-special-guest-myia-hanson-super-bowl-talk--74676316</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode that’s perfect for your weekend!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64240180</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2025 17:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676316/default.mp3" length="23222918" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode that’s perfect for your weekend!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fa1f4fdd726e2442b11b4f3b83cdf80.jpg"/><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness &amp; Bigfoot Erotica</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-podcast-billion-dollar-doge-springfield-sickness-bigfoot-erotica--74676309</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoot erotica and monster adult content—you won’t believe what’s out there! A fun-filled Friday show guaranteed to make you laugh!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64239554</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676309/default.mp3" length="44010519" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoot erotica and monster adult content—you won’t believe what’s out there! A fun-filled Friday show guaranteed to make you laugh!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2698</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c5fda46227273aba2328ec1645964f8b.jpg"/><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Kelce’s Chiefs Chaos, Record-Breaking Weather &amp; Eggflation!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-kelce-s-chiefs-chaos-record-breaking-weather-eggflation--74676277</link><description><![CDATA[It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the fun<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64197559</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676277/default.mp3" length="34404938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the fun<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2094</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7acbd1d3c8c57cc1ab1667fc5822a33c.jpg"/><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time-Traveling Weirdness, Beer Olympics &amp; Springfield Fun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-traveling-weirdness-beer-olympics-springfield-fun--74676348</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Olympics! Plus, plenty more comedy, chaos, and caffeine-fueled nonsense.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64180727</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 16:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676348/default.mp3" length="29181324" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Olympics! Plus, plenty more comedy, chaos, and caffeine-fueled nonsense.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1763</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6c4a3724b8e11dd76f8aa71255c5b17f.jpg"/><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Apostrophe Anarchy, Trump’s Tariffs &amp; a Fugitive Granny</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/apostrophe-anarchy-trump-s-tariffs-a-fugitive-granny--74676295</link><description><![CDATA[In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at American products that aren’t actually made in America anymore. And of course, we wrap it all up with some crazy historical events of the day. Buckle up, folks—this one’s a doozy!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64179981</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676295/default.mp3" length="38536947" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at American products that aren’t actually made in America anymore. And of course, we wrap it all up with some crazy historical events of the day. Buckle up, folks—this one’s a doozy!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2349</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/61a3aaeaa9d8c4d28ed73f8fffac392a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>💔 Honoring Jerry Norwood + Dating Over 50 Struggles &amp; $5 Date Hacks | Morning Crankers Comedy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/honoring-jerry-norwood-dating-over-50-struggles-5-date-hacks-morning-crankers-comedy--74676347</link><description><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew &amp; Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward romance tips, and pure Crankers chaos!Don’t miss it—like, comment, and subscribe! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64023256</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676347/default.mp3" length="39557059" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew &amp;amp; Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew &amp; Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward romance tips, and pure Crankers chaos!Don’t miss it—like, comment, and subscribe! 🎙️🔥<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2427</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/242a882e63d3ac394d59947ff1d9f5e0.jpg"/><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Worst Jokes Ever, Crazy Federal Spending &amp; Looney Tunes Top 10! | Morning Crankers Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-worst-jokes-ever-crazy-federal-spending-looney-tunes-top-10-morning-crankers-podcast--74676408</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. Don’t miss this wild ride of comedy, controversy, and cartoon nostalgia!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63981595</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676408/default.mp3" length="31270174" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. Don’t miss this wild ride of comedy, controversy, and cartoon nostalgia!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1898</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c49d8f350566a837b1974445a5f92f03.jpg"/><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers: Construction Chaos, Looney Tunes Laughs &amp; Overtime Taxes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-construction-chaos-looney-tunes-laughs-overtime-taxes--74676334</link><description><![CDATA[Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the frustrating reality of taxes on overtime and tips while giving a shoutout to the happenings in the greater Springfield-Branson area. Tune in for a perfect mix of comedy, nostalgia, and local insights!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63947250</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676334/default.mp3" length="33788622" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the frustrating reality of taxes on overtime and tips while giving a shoutout to the happenings in the greater Springfield-Branson area. Tune in for a perfect mix of comedy, nostalgia, and local insights!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2058</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/77cb7c558a668504d7c368730b5a5e55.jpg"/><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Morning Crankers: Chiefs' Big Win, Bizarre Ping Pong Story, and Looney Tunes Countdown"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-chiefs-big-win-bizarre-ping-pong-story-and-looney-tunes-countdown--74676378</link><description><![CDATA[Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong session took a deadly twist, and poke fun at the funniest things politicians have ever said. Plus, dive into the origins of hilarious slang and sayings, and join us for a countdown of the best Looney Tunes characters from #30 to #20. Don’t miss the most entertaining morning show on the planet—perfect for sports fans, comedy lovers, and pop culture enthusiasts!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63924665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676378/default.mp3" length="31301469" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong session took a deadly twist, and poke fun at the funniest things politicians have ever said. Plus, dive into the origins of hilarious slang and sayings, and join us for a countdown of the best Looney Tunes characters from #30 to #20. Don’t miss the most entertaining morning show on the planet—perfect for sports fans, comedy lovers, and pop culture enthusiasts!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1905</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/72f5f3de958dd2d54434f8e7cc32a8f9.jpg"/><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast - Episode 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-comedy-podcast-episode-2--74676318</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh through the latest Trump news. Packed with comedy gold, this episode is your ultimate dose of humor and current events.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63796066</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 17:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676318/default.mp3" length="45896499" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh through the latest Trump news. Packed with comedy gold, this episode is your ultimate dose of humor and current events.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2815</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a8634a42612de3ab300003d759e01965.jpg"/><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Return: Springfield MO's Comedy Podcast - Donuts, Burgers, Escaped Monkeys &amp; More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-return-springfield-mo-s-comedy-podcast-donuts-burgers-escaped-monkeys-more--74676390</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers are BACK after a 3-year hiatus and ready to shake things up in Springfield, MO, and beyond! In this hilarious return episode, we dive into everything from local broadcasting to regional humor. We kick things off with some famous birthdays, dive deep into the Trump inauguration (don’t worry, we’re making it funny), and honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day with some heart and laughs.But wait, there's more! We're officially launching our new segments: restaurant reviews, donut company critiques, burger rankings, food truck adventures, and yes, festival reviews that’ll have you wondering if you should cancel that diet—because these reviews are deliciously honest!Oh, and did we mention the cold snap? We're freezing our butts off, but that didn’t stop us from talking about a monkey escaping in Jefferson County right before the deep freeze. Seriously, the sheriff called it "bananas." We’ll let you guess if we went with a monkey pun… Spoiler: We did.From wild weather to wilder news stories, we’ve got it all! So, grab a donut, a burger, or a warm drink (because it’s cold as heck) and join us for the best regional morning comedy podcast—Morning Crankers is back and it’s worth the wait! You won’t want to miss this hilarious reunion!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63756834</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676390/default.mp3" length="32395010" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers are BACK after a 3-year hiatus and ready to shake things up in Springfield, MO, and beyond! In this hilarious return episode, we dive into everything from local broadcasting to regional humor. We kick things off with some famous...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers are BACK after a 3-year hiatus and ready to shake things up in Springfield, MO, and beyond! In this hilarious return episode, we dive into everything from local broadcasting to regional humor. We kick things off with some famous birthdays, dive deep into the Trump inauguration (don’t worry, we’re making it funny), and honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day with some heart and laughs.But wait, there's more! We're officially launching our new segments: restaurant reviews, donut company critiques, burger rankings, food truck adventures, and yes, festival reviews that’ll have you wondering if you should cancel that diet—because these reviews are deliciously honest!Oh, and did we mention the cold snap? We're freezing our butts off, but that didn’t stop us from talking about a monkey escaping in Jefferson County right before the deep freeze. Seriously, the sheriff called it "bananas." We’ll let you guess if we went with a monkey pun… Spoiler: We did.From wild weather to wilder news stories, we’ve got it all! So, grab a donut, a burger, or a warm drink (because it’s cold as heck) and join us for the best regional morning comedy podcast—Morning Crankers is back and it’s worth the wait! You won’t want to miss this hilarious reunion!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1967</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0c22f8ea15475115fa83488fa3308138.jpg"/><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>morning crankers ep80 pt4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep80-pt4--74676335</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63634477</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 11:49:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676335/default.mp3" length="15200996" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep80 pt3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep80-pt3--74676264</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63634476</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 11:48:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676264/default.mp3" length="15190547" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 80 pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-80-pt2--74676324</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63634474</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 11:48:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676324/default.mp3" length="15196399" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning crankers ep 80 pt1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-80-pt1--74676269</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63634473</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 11:48:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676269/default.mp3" length="15196817" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep64 finish</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep64-finish--74676368</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63634469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 11:47:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676368/default.mp3" length="57100989" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3520</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep64 pt1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep64-pt1--74676358</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633951</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 10:32:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676358/default.mp3" length="57100986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3520</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>morning crankers ep60 pt4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep60-pt4--74676388</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633939</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 10:31:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676388/default.mp3" length="13116633" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>771</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep59 pt3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep59-pt3--74676421</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633933</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 10:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676421/default.mp3" length="15178844" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>morning crankers ep59 pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep59-pt2--74676412</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633932</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 10:30:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676412/default.mp3" length="15176754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep59 pt1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep59-pt1--74676423</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 10:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676423/default.mp3" length="15185113" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers episode 74 pt4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-74-pt4--74676441</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63633012</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:56:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676441/default.mp3" length="12055859" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>705</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep 74 pt3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-74-pt3--74676329</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632999</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:55:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676329/default.mp3" length="15190548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep 74 pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-74-pt2--74676307</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632996</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:55:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676307/default.mp3" length="15202251" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>902</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Mythical beast part34</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-mythical-beast-part34--74676278</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632993</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:53:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676278/default.mp3" length="26783912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1625</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Mythical beast part3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-mythical-beast-part3--74676405</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632992</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:53:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676405/default.mp3" length="26783911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1625</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Mythical beast pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-mythical-beast-pt2--74676384</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632991</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:52:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676384/default.mp3" length="15181362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers mythical beast part1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-mythical-beast-part1--74676393</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632989</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:51:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676393/default.mp3" length="15170079" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>899</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>morning crankers ep60 pt4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep60-pt4--74676315</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632988</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:51:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676315/default.mp3" length="13116633" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>771</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep 60 pt3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-60-pt3--74676344</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:49:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676344/default.mp3" length="15177173" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep60 pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep60-pt2--74676336</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632984</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:48:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676336/default.mp3" length="15203086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>902</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers EP 060 pt1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-060-pt1--74676327</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63632979</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:48:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676327/default.mp3" length="15175084" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 61 ep4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-61-ep4--74676349</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63627336</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 22:27:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676349/default.mp3" length="15067668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>893</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 61 pt3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-61-pt3--74676365</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63627334</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 22:27:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676365/default.mp3" length="29747230" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1811</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep61 pt2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep61-pt2--74676400</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63627333</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 22:26:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676400/default.mp3" length="15201414" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 61 pt1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-61-pt1--74676341</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63627329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 22:25:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676341/default.mp3" length="28973170" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers magic!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1762</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 81 pt1 retro-show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-81-pt1-retro-show--74676362</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621282</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 10:01:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676362/default.mp3" length="29741134" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1810</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>morning crankers ep 63 part1 rewind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-63-part1-rewind--74676366</link><description><![CDATA[Fun, Comedy, and throwback show from 2021.  A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621279</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 10:01:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676366/default.mp3" length="15190809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fun, Comedy, and throwback show from 2021.  A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fun, Comedy, and throwback show from 2021.  A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep62 pt4 rewind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep62-pt4-rewind--74676397</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621277</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:59:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676397/default.mp3" length="11256048" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>655</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 62 pt3 retro</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt3-retro--74676407</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621275</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:59:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676407/default.mp3" length="15196985" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep61 pt2 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep61-pt2-throwback--74676331</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621259</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:58:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676331/default.mp3" length="15200750" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers EP 62 pt1 comedy rewind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt1-comedy-rewind--74676389</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621258</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:58:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676389/default.mp3" length="15184036" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep61 pt4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep61-pt4--74676411</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621256</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:57:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676411/default.mp3" length="15202412" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>902</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 61 pt3 rewind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-61-pt3-rewind--74676311</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621254</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:56:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676311/default.mp3" length="29746563" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1811</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 62 pt 2 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt-2-throwback--74676457</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621253</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:55:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676457/default.mp3" length="15192393" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 61 pt1 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-61-pt1-throwback--74676357</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63621251</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:55:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676357/default.mp3" length="28972506" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1762</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 83 part 2 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-83-part-2-throwback--74676427</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620366</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:59:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676427/default.mp3" length="15179438" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 83 part1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-83-part1--74676351</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620364</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:58:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676351/default.mp3" length="15156439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>899</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 79 pt 4 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-79-pt-4-throwback--74676377</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620353</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:56:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676377/default.mp3" length="13219625" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>778</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep 79 part 3 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-79-part-3-throwback--74676465</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620352</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:55:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676465/default.mp3" length="15200336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 79 pt 2 throwback 2021</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-79-pt-2-throwback-2021--74676360</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620351</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:54:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676360/default.mp3" length="13219630" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

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Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep67 part 2 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep67-part-2-throwback--74676417</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620332</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:51:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676417/default.mp3" length="13943532" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>823</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers ep 67 part 1 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-67-part-1-throwback--74676486</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620331</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:50:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676486/default.mp3" length="15193648" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep62 pt4 2021 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep62-pt4-2021-throwback--74676429</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620313</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:48:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676429/default.mp3" length="11256056" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>655</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 62 pt3 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt3-throwback--74676468</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620312</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:47:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676468/default.mp3" length="15196989" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Ep 62 pt 2 throwback show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt-2-throwback-show--74676471</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620310</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:46:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676471/default.mp3" length="15192398" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>901</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers EP 62 pt1 throwback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-ep-62-pt1-throwback--74676459</link><description><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63620306</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:45:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676459/default.mp3" length="15184032" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A throwback Morning Crankers show to 2021 and a taste of what you get to look forward to.  Whitty conversation, comedy, news, and bold perspectives to brighten your day!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Episode 18  "Random Riffs: Unscripted Humor on Whatever Comes to Mind"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-18-random-riffs-unscripted-humor-on-whatever-comes-to-mind--74676280</link><description><![CDATA[Anything goes in this episode, as the Morning Crankers engage in spontaneous and unscripted comedic conversations.  3mdiMVs2EK139MXFat4f<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502517</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:51:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676280/default.mp3" length="54748450" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Anything goes in this episode, as the Morning Crankers engage in spontaneous and unscripted comedic conversations.  3mdiMVs2EK139MXFat4f

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Anything goes in this episode, as the Morning Crankers engage in spontaneous and unscripted comedic conversations.  3mdiMVs2EK139MXFat4f<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3373</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Episode 17  "Music and Mayhem: A Comedic Look at the Soundtrack of Life"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-17-music-and-mayhem-a-comedic-look-at-the-soundtrack-of-life--74676540</link><description><![CDATA[Dive into musical discussions with the Morning Crankers, where they blend humor with insights on songs and artists.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502512</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:48:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676540/default.mp3" length="56994938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dive into musical discussions with the Morning Crankers, where they blend humor with insights on songs and artists.

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dive into musical discussions with the Morning Crankers, where they blend humor with insights on songs and artists.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3514</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 15  "Pet Peeves and Punchlines: Venting with Humor"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-15-pet-peeves-and-punchlines-venting-with-humor--74676370</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers air their grievances on common pet peeves, turning everyday annoyances into comedic discussions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502507</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:46:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676370/default.mp3" length="57109026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers air their grievances on common pet peeves, turning everyday annoyances into comedic discussions.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers air their grievances on common pet peeves, turning everyday annoyances into comedic discussions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3521</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Epidsode 14 "Holiday Hijinks: Celebrating with Laughter"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-epidsode-14-holiday-hijinks-celebrating-with-laughter--74676337</link><description><![CDATA[Celebrate the holidays with the Morning Crankers, as they share funny stories and commentary on festive traditions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502496</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:44:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676337/default.mp3" length="55911574" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Celebrate the holidays with the Morning Crankers, as they share funny stories and commentary on festive traditions.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Celebrate the holidays with the Morning Crankers, as they share funny stories and commentary on festive traditions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3446</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 13 . "Health and Hilarity: Finding the Funny in Wellness"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-13-health-and-hilarity-finding-the-funny-in-wellness--74676369</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers discuss health trends and personal wellness stories, adding a comedic spin to the pursuit of well-being.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502490</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:42:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676369/default.mp3" length="58212876" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers discuss health trends and personal wellness stories, adding a comedic spin to the pursuit of well-being.

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers discuss health trends and personal wellness stories, adding a comedic spin to the pursuit of well-being.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3590</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Episode 12  "Travel Tales: Comedy from the Road"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-12-travel-tales-comedy-from-the-road--74676435</link><description><![CDATA[Embark on a journey with the Morning Crankers as they recount travel stories filled with humor and unexpected adventures.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:40:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676435/default.mp3" length="55890680" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Embark on a journey with the Morning Crankers as they recount travel stories filled with humor and unexpected adventures.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Embark on a journey with the Morning Crankers as they recount travel stories filled with humor and unexpected adventures.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3445</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 11  "Food Follies: A Humorous Take on Culinary Adventures"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-11-food-follies-a-humorous-take-on-culinary-adventures--74676396</link><description><![CDATA[From cooking disasters to dining out dilemmas, the Morning Crankers serve up laughs centered around food experiences.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502483</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:38:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676396/default.mp3" length="59093921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>From cooking disasters to dining out dilemmas, the Morning Crankers serve up laughs centered around food experiences.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[From cooking disasters to dining out dilemmas, the Morning Crankers serve up laughs centered around food experiences.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3645</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 10  "Workplace Woes: Laughing Through Job Struggles"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-10-workplace-woes-laughing-through-job-struggles--74676312</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers share stories and jokes about the workplace, turning job frustrations into comedic relief<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502480</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:36:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676312/default.mp3" length="57650268" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers share stories and jokes about the workplace, turning job frustrations into comedic relief

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers share stories and jokes about the workplace, turning job frustrations into comedic relief<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3555</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Episode 9 "Relationship Realities: Comedy in Love and Friendship"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-9-relationship-realities-comedy-in-love-and-friendship--74676430</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Morning Crankers as they discuss the highs and lows of relationships, infusing humor into tales of love and friendship<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502477</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:34:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676430/default.mp3" length="55706805" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Morning Crankers as they discuss the highs and lows of relationships, infusing humor into tales of love and friendship

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Morning Crankers as they discuss the highs and lows of relationships, infusing humor into tales of love and friendship<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3433</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 8 "Tech Talk and Laughs: The Funny Side of Technology"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-8-tech-talk-and-laughs-the-funny-side-of-technology--74676387</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers explore the tech world, highlighting the absurdities and humor found in our digital lives.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502324</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:32:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676387/default.mp3" length="55304687" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers explore the tech world, highlighting the absurdities and humor found in our digital lives.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers explore the tech world, highlighting the absurdities and humor found in our digital lives.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3408</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers Episode 7 "Conspiracy Theories Unplugged: Humor Meets the Unbelievable"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-episode-7-conspiracy-theories-unplugged-humor-meets-the-unbelievable--74676310</link><description><![CDATA[Delve into the world of conspiracy theories with the Morning Crankers, where skepticism meets satire in hilarious discussions.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502269</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:31:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676310/default.mp3" length="56093421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Delve into the world of conspiracy theories with the Morning Crankers, where skepticism meets satire in hilarious discussions.

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Delve into the world of conspiracy theories with the Morning Crankers, where skepticism meets satire in hilarious discussions.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3457</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 6  "Listener Stories: Sharing and Laughing Together"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-6-listener-stories-sharing-and-laughing-together--74676519</link><description><![CDATA[Tune in as the Morning Crankers read and react to listener-submitted stories, creating a community of shared laughter and experiences.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502254</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:29:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676519/default.mp3" length="57068099" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tune in as the Morning Crankers read and react to listener-submitted stories, creating a community of shared laughter and experiences.

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tune in as the Morning Crankers read and react to listener-submitted stories, creating a community of shared laughter and experiences.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3518</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers 5  "Pop Culture Roundup: Laughing Through the Latest Trends"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-5-pop-culture-roundup-laughing-through-the-latest-trends--74676339</link><description><![CDATA[From celebrity gossip to viral sensations, the Morning Crankers offer their comedic take on the hottest pop culture trends. <br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:27:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676339/default.mp3" length="57356897" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>From celebrity gossip to viral sensations, the Morning Crankers offer their comedic take on the hottest pop culture trends. 

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[From celebrity gossip to viral sensations, the Morning Crankers offer their comedic take on the hottest pop culture trends. <br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3536</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers  "Everyday Life Musings: Finding Humor in the Ordinary"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-everyday-life-musings-finding-humor-in-the-ordinary--74676467</link><description><![CDATA[Explore the quirks of daily life with the Morning Crankers, as they uncover the humor hidden in everyday experiences.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502243</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:24:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676467/default.mp3" length="56663066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Explore the quirks of daily life with the Morning Crankers, as they uncover the humor hidden in everyday experiences.

Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Explore the quirks of daily life with the Morning Crankers, as they uncover the humor hidden in everyday experiences.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3493</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Crankers "Politics and Punchlines: Navigating the Political Landscape"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-crankers-politics-and-punchlines-navigating-the-political-landscape--74676313</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers tackle political topics head-on, blending sharp humor with insightful discussions on today's political climate.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63502234</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 05:22:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676313/default.mp3" length="54323786" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Crankers tackle political topics head-on, blending sharp humor with insightful discussions on today's political climate.



Become a supporter of this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Crankers tackle political topics head-on, blending sharp humor with insightful discussions on today's political climate.<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support</a>.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.<br /> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.<br /><br />Fuzzy Life Entertainment LLC]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3347</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/10f7366eb0a103c0d8cb124ea5469d64.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
