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No lectures about doing it all better.<br /><br />Just honest stories, bad decisions, unexpected wins, and the kind of conversations parents usually have after the kids finally go to sleep.<br /><br />Funny, relatable, and occasionally painfully accurate, Two Dads Late is for parents who know that raising kids is messy, marriage takes work, and sometimes surviving the week deserves a celebration.<br /><br />We are not here to tell you how to parent.<br /><br />We are just here to prove you are not the only one making it up as you go.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/7182381/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Parenting</category><copyright>HustleStudios Podcast Network</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg</url><title>Two Dads Late</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 05:28:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:name><itunes:email>hustlestudioph@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Two Dads Late is the anti-parenting-advice podcast for anyone who has ever packed the wrong lunch, forgotten a school deadline, lost an argument to a six-year-old, or wondered how everyone else seems to be pretending they have this figured out....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two Dads Late is the anti-parenting-advice podcast for anyone who has ever packed the wrong lunch, forgotten a school deadline, lost an argument to a six-year-old, or wondered how everyone else seems to be pretending they have this figured out.<br /><br />Hosted by two dads doing their best and occasionally failing spectacularly, each episode dives into the chaos of modern family life: parenting mistakes, bizarre kid logic, school drama, marriage survival, household negotiations, bedtime battles, and the tiny disasters that somehow become family legends.<br /><br />There are no perfect routines here. No miracle systems. No lectures about doing it all better.<br /><br />Just honest stories, bad decisions, unexpected wins, and the kind of conversations parents usually have after the kids finally go to sleep.<br /><br />Funny, relatable, and occasionally painfully accurate, Two Dads Late is for parents who know that raising kids is messy, marriage takes work, and sometimes surviving the week deserves a celebration.<br /><br />We are not here to tell you how to parent.<br /><br />We are just here to prove you are not the only one making it up as you go.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Kids &amp; Family"><itunes:category text="Parenting"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>2672935c-dc7c-5878-b9e6-8ca436b7999f</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><podcast:funding url="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss">Support the podcast!</podcast:funding><item><title>The Car Ride Meltdown, the Kitchen Catastrophe, and the No Phase That Ate Our Sanity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-car-ride-meltdown-the-kitchen-catastrophe-and-the-no-phase-that-ate-our-sanity--73636632</link><description><![CDATA[Two dads, one car, and a six-year-old who discovered the word no. Chris recounts the ultimate Walmart bathroom sprint, a cookie baking disaster that nearly burned down the kitchen, and the bedtime negotiations that never end. Tyler shares his own tales of costume emergencies, food touching meltdowns, and the screen protector that saved a tablet from destruction.<br /><br />This episode covers the car ride chaos every parent knows, the kitchen catastrophes that happen when mom leaves town, the no phase that tests every dad's patience, and the tech meltdowns that come with modern parenting.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Introduction<br />1:00 - The Car Ride Meltdown<br />10:00 - The Kitchen Catastrophe<br />20:00 - Birthday Party Chaos<br />28:00 - The No Phase<br />38:00 - Costume Emergencies<br />45:00 - The Tech Meltdown<br />52:00 - Closing Thoughts<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#HustleStudios #ParentingComedy #TwoDadsLate<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73636632</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 20:32:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73636632/episode.mp3" length="65405353" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8/c00e2666-38b5-477f-bf0a-d3ec1c7ca6f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two dads, one car, and a six-year-old who discovered the word no. Chris recounts the ultimate Walmart bathroom sprint, a cookie baking disaster that nearly burned down the kitchen, and the bedtime negotiations that never end. Tyler shares his own...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two dads, one car, and a six-year-old who discovered the word no. Chris recounts the ultimate Walmart bathroom sprint, a cookie baking disaster that nearly burned down the kitchen, and the bedtime negotiations that never end. Tyler shares his own tales of costume emergencies, food touching meltdowns, and the screen protector that saved a tablet from destruction.<br /><br />This episode covers the car ride chaos every parent knows, the kitchen catastrophes that happen when mom leaves town, the no phase that tests every dad's patience, and the tech meltdowns that come with modern parenting.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Introduction<br />1:00 - The Car Ride Meltdown<br />10:00 - The Kitchen Catastrophe<br />20:00 - Birthday Party Chaos<br />28:00 - The No Phase<br />38:00 - Costume Emergencies<br />45:00 - The Tech Meltdown<br />52:00 - Closing Thoughts<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#HustleStudios #ParentingComedy #TwoDadsLate<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3271</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Bedtime Siege, the Pool Pact, and the Why Phase That Won't Quit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-bedtime-siege-the-pool-pact-and-the-why-phase-that-won-t-quit--73457491</link><description><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler face their toughest opponents yet: a seven-year-old who has weaponized bedtime, a four-year-old who lasts eleven minutes at the pool before demanding to go home, and a restaurant bill that could feed a small army for a week.<br /><br />From the nightly hostage negotiations over one-more-story to the sunscreen battles in the parking lot, this week the dads tackle bedtime stalling tactics, restaurant meltdowns with picky eaters, pool day disasters, the relentless why phase that makes you question your own intelligence, and the morning chaos that proves sleeping in is a myth.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Cold Open: The Bedtime Standoff<br />2:00 - The Bedtime Siege: Story Loops, Water Requests, and Race Car Beds<br />22:00 - The Restaurant Meltdown: Chicken Nuggets vs. Truffle Pasta<br />36:00 - Pool Day Disasters: Eleven Minutes of Swimming for Forty-Five Minutes of Driving<br />50:00 - The Why Phase: Mortality, Pigeons, and Impossible Kid Questions<br />55:00 - Morning Routine Chaos: Tiny Alarm Clocks and Clothing Battles<br />60:00 - The Food Wars: Beige Diets and the Dinosaur Plate<br />62:00 - Closing: The Puddle Jump That Says It All<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73457491</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 20:40:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73457491/episode.mp3" length="75030765" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a/995e3f85-d5d3-46c6-bb9a-0a5c8770e67a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris and Tyler face their toughest opponents yet: a seven-year-old who has weaponized bedtime, a four-year-old who lasts eleven minutes at the pool before demanding to go home, and a restaurant bill that could feed a small army for a week.

From the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler face their toughest opponents yet: a seven-year-old who has weaponized bedtime, a four-year-old who lasts eleven minutes at the pool before demanding to go home, and a restaurant bill that could feed a small army for a week.<br /><br />From the nightly hostage negotiations over one-more-story to the sunscreen battles in the parking lot, this week the dads tackle bedtime stalling tactics, restaurant meltdowns with picky eaters, pool day disasters, the relentless why phase that makes you question your own intelligence, and the morning chaos that proves sleeping in is a myth.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Cold Open: The Bedtime Standoff<br />2:00 - The Bedtime Siege: Story Loops, Water Requests, and Race Car Beds<br />22:00 - The Restaurant Meltdown: Chicken Nuggets vs. Truffle Pasta<br />36:00 - Pool Day Disasters: Eleven Minutes of Swimming for Forty-Five Minutes of Driving<br />50:00 - The Why Phase: Mortality, Pigeons, and Impossible Kid Questions<br />55:00 - Morning Routine Chaos: Tiny Alarm Clocks and Clothing Battles<br />60:00 - The Food Wars: Beige Diets and the Dinosaur Plate<br />62:00 - Closing: The Puddle Jump That Says It All<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3752</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Road Trip Rebellion, the Pet Adoption Panic, and the PTA Meeting Massacre</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-road-trip-rebellion-the-pet-adoption-panic-and-the-pta-meeting-massacre--73325452</link><description><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler dive deep into three parenting gauntlets that every family faces at some point. A disastrous road trip with car sickness, bathroom vortexes, and spider-induced meltdowns. A relentless pet adoption campaign featuring a PowerPoint presentation and a trial-run beagle that ate chicken bones. And a two-hour PTA meeting complete with phonics wars, costume contest debates, and an illegal golf cart drop-off.<br /><br />This week the dads recount their worst family road trip moments including the legendary car sickness incident that haunted their car for weeks. Tyler shares the full saga of his daughter's PowerPoint-driven pet campaign and the trial beagle weekend that nearly ended in a vet visit. Plus Tyler survived a two-hour PTA meeting alone and came out with cookie crumbs on his shirt and stories about banana social hierarchies at the grocery store.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:08 -- Introduction / Cold Open<br />1:21 -- The Road Trip Rebellion<br />8:00 -- The Vacation Fallout<br />8:32 -- The Pet Adoption Panic<br />13:13 -- PTA Meeting Massacre<br />24:51 -- Road Trip Deep Dive<br />35:14 -- Pet Trial Run & Reflections<br />46:17 -- The Grocery Store Gauntlet<br />56:19 -- Closing / Outro<br /><br />Parenting is messy, hilarious, and exhausting -- and two dads staying up late to talk about it makes it all a little more bearable.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73325452</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 20:28:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73325452/tdl_ep007_final.mp3" length="68988359" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130/4114e21b-7742-43f6-a00d-f9595517e130.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris and Tyler dive deep into three parenting gauntlets that every family faces at some point. A disastrous road trip with car sickness, bathroom vortexes, and spider-induced meltdowns. A relentless pet adoption campaign featuring a PowerPoint...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler dive deep into three parenting gauntlets that every family faces at some point. A disastrous road trip with car sickness, bathroom vortexes, and spider-induced meltdowns. A relentless pet adoption campaign featuring a PowerPoint presentation and a trial-run beagle that ate chicken bones. And a two-hour PTA meeting complete with phonics wars, costume contest debates, and an illegal golf cart drop-off.<br /><br />This week the dads recount their worst family road trip moments including the legendary car sickness incident that haunted their car for weeks. Tyler shares the full saga of his daughter's PowerPoint-driven pet campaign and the trial beagle weekend that nearly ended in a vet visit. Plus Tyler survived a two-hour PTA meeting alone and came out with cookie crumbs on his shirt and stories about banana social hierarchies at the grocery store.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:08 -- Introduction / Cold Open<br />1:21 -- The Road Trip Rebellion<br />8:00 -- The Vacation Fallout<br />8:32 -- The Pet Adoption Panic<br />13:13 -- PTA Meeting Massacre<br />24:51 -- Road Trip Deep Dive<br />35:14 -- Pet Trial Run & Reflections<br />46:17 -- The Grocery Store Gauntlet<br />56:19 -- Closing / Outro<br /><br />Parenting is messy, hilarious, and exhausting -- and two dads staying up late to talk about it makes it all a little more bearable.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3450</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back-to-School Nightmares, the Sleepover Ultimatum, and Homework from Hell</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-school-nightmares-the-sleepover-ultimatum-and-homework-from-hell--73314298</link><description><![CDATA[Back-to-school shopping has become a military operation, sleepovers are endurance events, and homework is a nightly hostage negotiation. Chris and Tyler break down the chaos of binder color requirements, Frozen-themed sleeping bags, and why your kid will never eat "sad cereal."<br /><br />From shoe shopping meltdowns to the carpool lane wasteland, this episode covers every parenting battle you did not see coming. Plus: what kind of cheese are you, and why does your kid put shoes in the refrigerator?<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 — Introduction<br />0:08 — Back-to-School Shopping Chaos<br />7:45 — The Sleepover Situation<br />15:12 — Homework Battles and the Bribery Economy<br />24:14 — Screen Time Wars and the Sick Day Survival<br />34:46 — Kid Questions and the Cheese Hypothesis<br />46:03 — The Bedtime Negotiation<br />56:31 — The Carpool Lane and the Watch Me Phase<br />58:12 — Closing Thoughts and Goodnight<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingPodcast #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #ParentingFails #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73314298</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 13:28:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73314298/episode.mp3" length="70102439" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458/ad47bfe8-dbf4-4644-a7a1-e3f7e2bca458.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back-to-school shopping has become a military operation, sleepovers are endurance events, and homework is a nightly hostage negotiation. Chris and Tyler break down the chaos of binder color requirements, Frozen-themed sleeping bags, and why your kid...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back-to-school shopping has become a military operation, sleepovers are endurance events, and homework is a nightly hostage negotiation. Chris and Tyler break down the chaos of binder color requirements, Frozen-themed sleeping bags, and why your kid will never eat "sad cereal."<br /><br />From shoe shopping meltdowns to the carpool lane wasteland, this episode covers every parenting battle you did not see coming. Plus: what kind of cheese are you, and why does your kid put shoes in the refrigerator?<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 — Introduction<br />0:08 — Back-to-School Shopping Chaos<br />7:45 — The Sleepover Situation<br />15:12 — Homework Battles and the Bribery Economy<br />24:14 — Screen Time Wars and the Sick Day Survival<br />34:46 — Kid Questions and the Cheese Hypothesis<br />46:03 — The Bedtime Negotiation<br />56:31 — The Carpool Lane and the Watch Me Phase<br />58:12 — Closing Thoughts and Goodnight<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingPodcast #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #ParentingFails #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3505</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Summer Camp Catastrophe, the I'm Bored Olympics, and the Lunchbox Judgment</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-summer-camp-catastrophe-the-i-m-bored-olympics-and-the-lunchbox-judgment--73300401</link><description><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler tackle the absolute chaos of packing kids for summer camp, survive the first week of the I'm Bored Olympics, and navigate the cutthroat world of lunchbox judgment at day camp. Plus: bedtime rebellion tactics, the tooth fairy tax, screen time negotiations, and dad confessions that will make you feel better about your own parenting.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 — Intro and The Summer Camp Packing Disaster<br />5:03 — The Camp Experience — Gerald the Spider<br />6:57 — The I'm Bored Olympics<br />11:57 — The Lunchbox Judgment<br />15:42 — Road Trip Survival<br />18:08 — Bedtime Rebellion Tactics<br />20:18 — The Playdate Power Struggle<br />21:44 — Screen Time Negotiations<br />49:18 — The Tooth Fairy Debacle<br />56:48 — Dad Confessions<br />59:10 — Outro<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73300401</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 02:58:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73300401/episode.mp3" length="71012685" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643/2a314ab3-6e1c-4767-b4fb-1e1b66e9d643.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris and Tyler tackle the absolute chaos of packing kids for summer camp, survive the first week of the I'm Bored Olympics, and navigate the cutthroat world of lunchbox judgment at day camp. Plus: bedtime rebellion tactics, the tooth fairy tax,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris and Tyler tackle the absolute chaos of packing kids for summer camp, survive the first week of the I'm Bored Olympics, and navigate the cutthroat world of lunchbox judgment at day camp. Plus: bedtime rebellion tactics, the tooth fairy tax, screen time negotiations, and dad confessions that will make you feel better about your own parenting.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 — Intro and The Summer Camp Packing Disaster<br />5:03 — The Camp Experience — Gerald the Spider<br />6:57 — The I'm Bored Olympics<br />11:57 — The Lunchbox Judgment<br />15:42 — Road Trip Survival<br />18:08 — Bedtime Rebellion Tactics<br />20:18 — The Playdate Power Struggle<br />21:44 — Screen Time Negotiations<br />49:18 — The Tooth Fairy Debacle<br />56:48 — Dad Confessions<br />59:10 — Outro<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3551</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Grocery Store Gauntlet, Lost Shoe Apocalypse, and Birthday Party Politics</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-grocery-store-gauntlet-lost-shoe-apocalypse-and-birthday-party-politics--73050577</link><description><![CDATA[Chris braves a solo grocery run with two kids and discovers the cereal aisle is an emotional battlefield. Meanwhile, Tyler's kid blames the house for hiding his shoes, and both dads navigate the minefield of birthday party politics, car ride confessions, and bedtime negotiations that last longer than some marriages.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 -- Intro<br />0:09 -- The Grocery Store Gauntlet<br />7:03 -- The Lost Shoe Apocalypse<br />12:11 -- Birthday Party Politics<br />19:01 -- Car Rides and Kid Honesty<br />25:39 -- Bedtime Negotiations<br />31:49 -- Closing<br /><br />From cereal meltdowns to invisible monsters with full medical histories, Chris and Tyler unpack the week's parenting fails with zero advice and maximum honesty. Plus: the post-bedtime purge, imported alien monster spray, and why solo grocery shopping is basically a vacation.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #Comedy #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73050577</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 02:49:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73050577/tdl_ep004.mp3" length="69436679" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1/46700b23-3e5f-47e0-adb2-2a531b8239f1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris braves a solo grocery run with two kids and discovers the cereal aisle is an emotional battlefield. Meanwhile, Tyler's kid blames the house for hiding his shoes, and both dads navigate the minefield of birthday party politics, car ride...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris braves a solo grocery run with two kids and discovers the cereal aisle is an emotional battlefield. Meanwhile, Tyler's kid blames the house for hiding his shoes, and both dads navigate the minefield of birthday party politics, car ride confessions, and bedtime negotiations that last longer than some marriages.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 -- Intro<br />0:09 -- The Grocery Store Gauntlet<br />7:03 -- The Lost Shoe Apocalypse<br />12:11 -- Birthday Party Politics<br />19:01 -- Car Rides and Kid Honesty<br />25:39 -- Bedtime Negotiations<br />31:49 -- Closing<br /><br />From cereal meltdowns to invisible monsters with full medical histories, Chris and Tyler unpack the week's parenting fails with zero advice and maximum honesty. Plus: the post-bedtime purge, imported alien monster spray, and why solo grocery shopping is basically a vacation.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #Comedy #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3472</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Bounce House Meltdown, Stick Farms, and the Juice Box Wars</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-bounce-house-meltdown-stick-farms-and-the-juice-box-wars--73041662</link><description><![CDATA[Chris nearly drowns in foam blocks at a birthday party, Tyler's kid claims stick farming rights at the park, and both dads discover that bedtime negotiations are basically law school prep. Plus: grocery store candy warfare, the moon debate, sick day dinosaur stories, and why your kid's juice box MUST have the right animal on it.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Intro and the Bounce House Birthday Disaster<br />3:30 - Sparkler Candles and the Scream Chain<br />6:00 - Gift Bag Arms Race and RSVP Drama<br />9:00 - The Giant Slide and Foam Pit Back Injury<br />12:00 - The Great Stick Standoff at the Park<br />15:30 - Bedtime Negotiations and Goodnight to Everything<br />21:00 - Grocery Store Chaos: Cereal Aisle and Candy Checkout<br />28:00 - Car Ride Questions: Infinity and the Moon Debate<br />32:00 - Sick Days and the T-Rex Firefighter Stories<br />36:30 - Food Rules: No-Touching, Crunchy Pillows, and Faceless Fish<br />40:00 - Screen Time Battles and the Post-Screen Fog<br />45:00 - Pants Refusal and Juice Box Animal Requirements<br />49:00 - Kids Career Goals: Refrigerators and Butterflies<br />52:30 - Recap and Outro<br /><br />Two dads. Zero sleep. Maximum chaos. Chris and Tyler break down the week's biggest parenting fails, from birthday party meltdowns to grocery store negotiations to kids who want to grow up to be appliances.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #ParentingComedy #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73041662</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 07:50:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73041662/two_dads_late_the_bounce_house_meltdown_stick_farms_and_the_juice_box_wars.mp3" length="79297799" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13/ed8e9353-c8f5-4e6a-ba75-94e8bd911d13.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris nearly drowns in foam blocks at a birthday party, Tyler's kid claims stick farming rights at the park, and both dads discover that bedtime negotiations are basically law school prep. Plus: grocery store candy warfare, the moon debate, sick day...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris nearly drowns in foam blocks at a birthday party, Tyler's kid claims stick farming rights at the park, and both dads discover that bedtime negotiations are basically law school prep. Plus: grocery store candy warfare, the moon debate, sick day dinosaur stories, and why your kid's juice box MUST have the right animal on it.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Intro and the Bounce House Birthday Disaster<br />3:30 - Sparkler Candles and the Scream Chain<br />6:00 - Gift Bag Arms Race and RSVP Drama<br />9:00 - The Giant Slide and Foam Pit Back Injury<br />12:00 - The Great Stick Standoff at the Park<br />15:30 - Bedtime Negotiations and Goodnight to Everything<br />21:00 - Grocery Store Chaos: Cereal Aisle and Candy Checkout<br />28:00 - Car Ride Questions: Infinity and the Moon Debate<br />32:00 - Sick Days and the T-Rex Firefighter Stories<br />36:30 - Food Rules: No-Touching, Crunchy Pillows, and Faceless Fish<br />40:00 - Screen Time Battles and the Post-Screen Fog<br />45:00 - Pants Refusal and Juice Box Animal Requirements<br />49:00 - Kids Career Goals: Refrigerators and Butterflies<br />52:30 - Recap and Outro<br /><br />Two dads. Zero sleep. Maximum chaos. Chris and Tyler break down the week's biggest parenting fails, from birthday party meltdowns to grocery store negotiations to kids who want to grow up to be appliances.<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #ParentingComedy #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3304</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Floor Move, Screen Time Wars, and the LEGO Landmine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-floor-move-screen-time-wars-and-the-lego-landmine--73020967</link><description><![CDATA[Two dads walk into a grocery store... and one of them ends up on the floor. Chris shares the most embarrassing shopping trip of his life, while Tyler reveals the Target walk of shame. From screen time standoffs to bedtime negotiations that rival corporate contract talks, this episode is a masterclass in surviving parenthood one meltdown at a time.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Introduction and the Gas Station Coffee Confessional<br />2:00 - The Grocery Store Meltdown (feat. Floor Move)<br />8:00 - The Frozen Deer and the Target Walk of Shame<br />11:00 - Screen Time Wars: The 18-Month Negotiation<br />17:00 - The Why Phase: Questions That Break You<br />22:00 - The YouTube Algorithm and In-App Purchases<br />27:00 - Bedtime: The Nightly Endurance Test<br />33:00 - The Car Vomit Incident<br />37:00 - The Carpool Confessional: Robots Eat Salad<br />42:00 - The Mental Load and School Calendar Conspiracy<br />46:00 - Morning Routine: The LEGO Landmine<br />50:00 - Lunch Table Politics and the Chip Sharing Scandal<br />54:00 - Full Hearts and Dead Legs: The Closing<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73020967</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 02:31:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73020967/ep002.mp3" length="67813005" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6/87251210-3821-4a07-996d-02b9e7af81c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two dads walk into a grocery store... and one of them ends up on the floor. Chris shares the most embarrassing shopping trip of his life, while Tyler reveals the Target walk of shame. From screen time standoffs to bedtime negotiations that rival...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two dads walk into a grocery store... and one of them ends up on the floor. Chris shares the most embarrassing shopping trip of his life, while Tyler reveals the Target walk of shame. From screen time standoffs to bedtime negotiations that rival corporate contract talks, this episode is a masterclass in surviving parenthood one meltdown at a time.<br /><br />CHAPTERS:<br />0:00 - Introduction and the Gas Station Coffee Confessional<br />2:00 - The Grocery Store Meltdown (feat. Floor Move)<br />8:00 - The Frozen Deer and the Target Walk of Shame<br />11:00 - Screen Time Wars: The 18-Month Negotiation<br />17:00 - The Why Phase: Questions That Break You<br />22:00 - The YouTube Algorithm and In-App Purchases<br />27:00 - Bedtime: The Nightly Endurance Test<br />33:00 - The Car Vomit Incident<br />37:00 - The Carpool Confessional: Robots Eat Salad<br />42:00 - The Mental Load and School Calendar Conspiracy<br />46:00 - Morning Routine: The LEGO Landmine<br />50:00 - Lunch Table Politics and the Chip Sharing Scandal<br />54:00 - Full Hearts and Dead Legs: The Closing<br /><br />---<br />Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br />Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" rel="noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live</a><br />All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br />#TwoDadsLate #ParentingFails #ComedyPodcast #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Diagonal Sandwiches, Spider Assassins, and the Homework Syndicate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/diagonal-sandwiches-spider-assassins-and-the-homework-syndicate--73006636</link><description><![CDATA[Tonight on Two Dads Late: bedtime story negotiations that would impress a hostage negotiator, why Cheerios belong in toilets, the geometry of diagonal sandwiches, and the time Tyler's son started a homework syndicate in third grade. Plus: spider assassination, the three AM coffee club, and the legend of the rock.<br /><br /> Two Dads Late with Chris and Tyler — the anti-parenting podcast where two dads dissect the absolute chaos of raising tiny humans. No advice. No judgment. Just survival stories.<br /><br /> CHAPTERS:<br /> 0:00 — Cold Open<br /> 1:30 — Welcome + Introductions<br /> 4:00 — Bedtime Story Negotiations<br /> 12:00 — The Geometry of Diagonal Sandwiches<br /> 22:00 — Cheerios and Toilets<br /> 30:00 — The Homework Syndicate<br /> 40:00 — Spider Assassination<br /> 48:00 — The Three AM Coffee Club<br /> 54:00 — The Legend of the Rock<br /> 57:00 — Wrap-Up + Goodbye<br /><br /> New episodes daily. Two Dads Late is a HustleStudios production available on Spreaker, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major platforms.<br /><br /> ---<br /> 📻 Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br /> 🎧 Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.ne...</a><br /> 🔊 All our podcasts — playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br /> #TwoDadsLate #ParentingPodcast #ComedyPodcast #DadLife #ParentingFails #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73006636</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 02:37:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73006636/episode_001.mp3" length="71828685" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f/e64260b5-5bbb-4fca-bd50-e44006bdf37f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tonight on Two Dads Late: bedtime story negotiations that would impress a hostage negotiator, why Cheerios belong in toilets, the geometry of diagonal sandwiches, and the time Tyler's son started a homework syndicate in third grade. Plus: spider...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tonight on Two Dads Late: bedtime story negotiations that would impress a hostage negotiator, why Cheerios belong in toilets, the geometry of diagonal sandwiches, and the time Tyler's son started a homework syndicate in third grade. Plus: spider assassination, the three AM coffee club, and the legend of the rock.<br /><br /> Two Dads Late with Chris and Tyler — the anti-parenting podcast where two dads dissect the absolute chaos of raising tiny humans. No advice. No judgment. Just survival stories.<br /><br /> CHAPTERS:<br /> 0:00 — Cold Open<br /> 1:30 — Welcome + Introductions<br /> 4:00 — Bedtime Story Negotiations<br /> 12:00 — The Geometry of Diagonal Sandwiches<br /> 22:00 — Cheerios and Toilets<br /> 30:00 — The Homework Syndicate<br /> 40:00 — Spider Assassination<br /> 48:00 — The Three AM Coffee Club<br /> 54:00 — The Legend of the Rock<br /> 57:00 — Wrap-Up + Goodbye<br /><br /> New episodes daily. Two Dads Late is a HustleStudios production available on Spreaker, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major platforms.<br /><br /> ---<br /> 📻 Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br /> 🎧 Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.ne...</a><br /> 🔊 All our podcasts — playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br /> #TwoDadsLate #ParentingPodcast #ComedyPodcast #DadLife #ParentingFails #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3592</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Dentist Armageddon, the Playdate Takeover, and the Holiday Meltdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dentist-armageddon-the-playdate-takeover-and-the-holiday-meltdown--73514404</link><description><![CDATA[Two dads, one mission: survive parenting without losing their minds. Chris faces the ultimate betrayal when his kid wants to BECOME the dentist after a traumatic cleaning, while Tyler reveals his secret ice cream truck conspiracy. Then things get worse when four uninvited kids turn a simple playdate into a full-scale home invasion. And just when you thought the holidays were safe, Christmas morning brings the worst LEGO meltdown in parenting history.<br /><br /> CHAPTERS:<br /> 0:08 - The Dentist Appointment Armageddon<br /> 11:39 - The Playdate Hostile Takeover<br /> 20:59 - The Holiday Meltdown<br /> 57:39 - Closing Reflection<br /><br /> From the five AM Christmas wake-up to the mysterious sticky spot on the kitchen counter, Chris and Tyler break down every disaster that makes fatherhood the most hilarious job in the world.<br /><br /> ---<br /> Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br /> Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.ne...</a><br /> All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br /> #TwoDadsLate #ParentingComedy #DadLife #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73514404</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73514404/tdl_ep009.mp3" length="55966032" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec/9db2dfad-a332-42cf-8b76-df8c333bd7ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>HustleStudios Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two dads, one mission: survive parenting without losing their minds. Chris faces the ultimate betrayal when his kid wants to BECOME the dentist after a traumatic cleaning, while Tyler reveals his secret ice cream truck conspiracy. Then things get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two dads, one mission: survive parenting without losing their minds. Chris faces the ultimate betrayal when his kid wants to BECOME the dentist after a traumatic cleaning, while Tyler reveals his secret ice cream truck conspiracy. Then things get worse when four uninvited kids turn a simple playdate into a full-scale home invasion. And just when you thought the holidays were safe, Christmas morning brings the worst LEGO meltdown in parenting history.<br /><br /> CHAPTERS:<br /> 0:08 - The Dentist Appointment Armageddon<br /> 11:39 - The Playdate Hostile Takeover<br /> 20:59 - The Holiday Meltdown<br /> 57:39 - Closing Reflection<br /><br /> From the five AM Christmas wake-up to the mysterious sticky spot on the kitchen counter, Chris and Tyler break down every disaster that makes fatherhood the most hilarious job in the world.<br /><br /> ---<br /> Listen to Hustle Studios Radio 24/7!<br /> Live stream: <a href="https://radio.hustlestudios.net/live" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://radio.hustlestudios.ne...</a><br /> All our podcasts - playing back to back, anytime!<br /><br /> #TwoDadsLate #ParentingComedy #DadLife #HustleStudios<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support</a>.<br /><br />Thank you for listening to Two Dads Late.<br /><br />Follow the podcast for more parenting fails, kid logic, school drama, marriage survival stories, household chaos, and conversations from two dads who definitely do not have all the answers.<br /><br />Support Two Dads Late financially and help us keep making new episodes:<br /><br />https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-dads-late--7182381/support<br /><br />Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and general discussion. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions and are not providing professional parenting, medical, legal, educational, or relationship advice.<br /><br />Produced by HustleStudios Podcast Network.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3498</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4f1c36f3c57a2408321fc3bc9c479230.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
