https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cox-n-crendor-show--6868402enComedyCopyright Aderssa Santoshttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/326211513ff9814061f25f70226179ce.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cox-n-crendor-show--6868402Mon, 06 Jul 2026 05:28:23 +0000Aderssa SantosAderssa Santosfeeds@spreaker.comPodcast by Cox n' Crendor Showfalseepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-512-so-do-we-like-fireworks--72835099tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2353753616Mon, 06 Jul 2026 04:41:14 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor and Jesse have lots to say on the 4th of July, most of it people watching more than firework watching. Also it's that time of year for the amazing Joey Chestnut intros! Also the boys have thoughts on streaming...5701falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-511-computer-problems-are-the-worst--72734463tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2349590381Mon, 29 Jun 2026 02:45:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is dealing not only with car troubles but with a computer that is dying. Either way it seems like he's going to have to spend money and he doesn't want to. Meanwhile has beef with credit cards and debt. Who...5422falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-510-insurance-fraud-bear--72530275tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2339469134Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:35:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse returns from his trip to Sumer Games Fest. He's got a few games to talk to Crendor about, but really today we're all about Miley Cyrus! Okay not really, but Crendor has been sleeping on Costco wine and that's...3597falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-509-florida-man-s-chimichanga--72269547tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2331014087Mon, 01 Jun 2026 03:22:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse finds himself on the set of the Devil Wears Prada or something like that. Meanwhile Crendor meets a Costco evangelist. Also did you know Chewbacca is Star Wars? Then we learn about Florida Man's next great...4448falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-508-the-biscuit-bandit--72149726tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2326900538Mon, 25 May 2026 05:16:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is back from his Tiki Bar adventure and adjusting to life with new glasses. It's a whole thing. Meanwhile Crendor has found the perfect video game for him. But that's not nearly as important as this fact of the...4734falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-507-florida-man-s-bag-of-sugar--72048568tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2322546497Sun, 17 May 2026 23:39:33 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse watched a movie happen in real life at a concert - but then also saw a guy up his own butt. That's Hollywood baby! Meanwhile Crendor has some concerns over Jesse's work life, but then we learn about yotta years,...4593falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-506-big-balls--71952696tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2318372324Mon, 11 May 2026 05:07:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor brings a fact of the day so crazy it can only be topped by the WILD news story. Oh, and it's Mother's Day. So that makes this all incredibly awkward. Although Jesse seems to be taking this in stride....4876falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-505-bathroom-gushers--71833819tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2313583418Sun, 03 May 2026 01:01:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is bringing gnomes and vampires and adventure. Jesse is bringing sunburns. But hey at least he has a buff to stamina! Then of course it's your weekely streamer complaint sessions - but nothing can prepare you...4765falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-504-grandma-s-high-score--71478829tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2305674662Mon, 20 Apr 2026 03:18:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is out here getting scammed. Meanwhile Crendor reports on the Big Arch and if it's any good. Somehow this leads to talking about youtube and then what colors you wear do to the mind? This show goes places. And of...5473falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-503-chimpanzee-civil-war--71282502tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2301514280Mon, 13 Apr 2026 03:57:54 +0000Aderssa SantosEpisode 503 - Chimpanzee: Civil War by Cox n' Crendor Show6095falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-502-looking-hot-for-the-easter-bunny--71126396tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2297287529Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:41:20 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse goes out to brunch with his parents and gets more show than just an Easter Bunny. Meanwhile Crendor is still upset about World of Warcraft, but man is Jesse happy Crendor is into story telling now. All this and a...6206falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-501-sharks-are-on-drugs-now--70986914tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2293028621Mon, 30 Mar 2026 03:31:09 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has another terrible day driving in LA and gets so mad he does research into if people are actually worse at driving now. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with the Amazing Digital Circus. But nothing can prepare you...4699falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-500-13-years-of-this-nonsense--70667958tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2285076896Mon, 16 Mar 2026 21:02:29 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they definitely remembered the shows 500th episode. They are sure to have lots planned and look back at what made this show so much fun. Surely. Right? Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use promo code CRENDOR for...5114falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-499-is-this-humor--70543667tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2280051113Mon, 09 Mar 2026 05:02:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is curious about humor and what people find funny. Somehow Jesse takes this into the direction of parenting and eventually social media manipulations?! This episode goes places! And one of those places is...5266falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-498-crendor-has-questions--70383333tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2275910258Mon, 02 Mar 2026 06:14:43 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse let's his elder millennial shine as Crendor can't figure out what word he's using and more importantly why he's using it - and it all stars because of the Black Eyed Peas. Also Crendor is curious about what 2...4005falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-497-peanut-butter-cup-crisis--70220562tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2271613658Mon, 23 Feb 2026 04:27:20 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is getting spam called by his Farmer's Market. Meanwhile Crendor is looking up drunk people on the internet and it somehow leads to Coast to Coast AM being bad now. Then Jesse threatens the audience while they...5781falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-496-why-are-farts-funny--70075221tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2267316923Mon, 16 Feb 2026 02:53:46 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have questions about farts. Yes, that's how this one starts. But that's not all nerds. Then the boys dive deep into Greek philosophy, writing basics, and property law. No seriously. This isn't a joke....6178falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-495-the-cheese-king--69882282tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2262738107Mon, 09 Feb 2026 04:54:50 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse discovers a mysterious link on his desktop that he didn't put there. Is he being summoned to join in on an adventure or is this something more wildly insane? Crendor then attempts to interrupt the wild ramblings...5029falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-494-when-ai-art-becomes-art--69750216tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2258442635Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:27:16 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is pestered by bugs while Crendor exists in the frostiest, bug freeiest cold storm in America. Of course this somehow leads to talk about the upcoming game Mewgenics, insane pizza ingredients, and some guys Ai art...4747falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-493-ai-monkeys-around--69750221tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2249915834Mon, 19 Jan 2026 01:18:51 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is just fed up with technology. Nothing is working anymore and replacing it all is so expensive. Meanwhile Crendor is considering what kind of Florida Man he'd be. Thankfully he knows exactly, but Jesse needs a...4334falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-492-where-did-he-keep-the-weapon--69750235tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2243053397Wed, 07 Jan 2026 05:28:51 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they discuss their New Year, which country celebrated the best, and what holiday sweets they enjoy. Also Jesse is stalked by the ghost of the Green Cheetah, so you know it's gonna be that kind of episode. All this and a...4836falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-491-the-florida-man-games-return--69750228tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2234084057Mon, 22 Dec 2025 04:08:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time we wrap up the year with some hot takes, some strange letters written by a prince, Crendor becoming completely invested in a story for the first time ever, and the return of the Florida Man Games! All this and so much...4875falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-490-another-seal-of-approval--69750220tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2229841610Mon, 15 Dec 2025 06:32:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is obsessed with 90 Day Fiance, a show Jesse knows nothing about. Also have you ever wanted a hamburger covered in clam chowder? Well Jesse has the place for you! And finally a seal (not the musician) goes out...4018falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-489-delicious-faberge-eggs--69750224tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2225897291Mon, 08 Dec 2025 06:27:30 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is losing his voice somehow, so go easy on him listener! Also Crendor has some hot takes on the Streamer Awards and Jesse is here for the rivalry between two bakeries in a small town that he just made up in his...3732falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-488-paddington-in-spaaaaaaaace--69750229tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2221786157Mon, 01 Dec 2025 02:43:30 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has been out into the world of Black Friday and once again a total let down. Thankfully Thanksgiving provided more than enough stories. Meanwhile Crendor has become a tad obsessed with booktok! All that and a...3388falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-487-dire-duplicity--69750254tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2217853904Mon, 24 Nov 2025 03:00:46 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is stuck trying to figure out what tech to buy, maybe Crendor has the answer? If not, at least there's a brand new NEIL BREEN MOVIE!!!!! Named Dire Duplicity, we have no clue what it could possibly be about. All...4064falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-486-which-caesar-is-which--69750226tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2213804282Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:53:41 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Jesse's cousin comes into town and boy does he have stories to tell. Also have you been on booktok? No? What about the weird sexy world of cottagecore? Well Jesse's been all up in that. And now Crendor is along for the...3909falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-485-italians-like-noodle-arms--69750251tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2209884137Mon, 10 Nov 2025 07:41:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back in Chicago for a live show and as usual it's a whole thing. Stories, audience interaction, and maybe a special guest or two! Go to https://buyraycon.com/cox to save up to 30% on Raycon audio products sitewide. Go to...3729falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-484-three-balls-and-a-dream--69750234tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2199637655Mon, 27 Oct 2025 04:03:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor discovers that there was once an Italian royal crest that featured 3 "balls". Jesse of course becomes obsessed. Speaking of obsessed, the boys have some things to say about Twitch these days and peoples...4156falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-483-revenge-of-the-rat-hole--69750236tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2194120799Mon, 20 Oct 2025 03:43:04 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is famous in China. Meanwhile Crendor deals with clam chowder and pacman fantasies. Then the boys discuss the newest Neil Breen masterpiece. It might be the craziest thing ever - except for the RETURN OF RAT HOLE!...3923falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-482-newport-richie-returns--69750248tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2188783367Sun, 12 Oct 2025 23:05:46 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is might peeved about his sports not being available when he wants it. Jesse has the same feeling, but probably about his nerdy shows. Speaking of nerdy, did you see Dunk and Egg are getting a TV show!? Speaking...3999falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-481-ugg-and-zugg-in-the-morning--69750276tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2183185603Mon, 06 Oct 2025 02:21:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time ARE YOU READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE?! Because we have the supplies you need! Also Crendor witnesses a telenovela, Jesse enters his Swiftie era, and finally Florida Man returns to get a VERY NEEDED haircut. All this and...3704falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-480-the-squirrel-is-no-joke--69750239tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2178321525Mon, 29 Sep 2025 05:34:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is asking the though questions? Are you emotionally backed up on the freeway of your mind? Maybe? Am I? Oh no. Thankfully Jesse is here to drive us off the freeway and into the parking lot of a grey boy fastfood...4036falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-479-weirder-science--69750232tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2174446521Mon, 22 Sep 2025 02:35:11 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is obsessed with a Chinese FMV Game and how completely over the top it is. Then the boys tackle super powers, super haters, and science that actually operates on our level. All this and more on a brand new Cox n'...4085falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-478-the-moose-is-loose--69750233tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2170589913Mon, 15 Sep 2025 01:15:57 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have delved into the world of Hollywood and lived to tell the tale. What happens when you become famous AND attractive?! The boys have two very different experiences. Meanwhile a moose is on the loose...4187falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-477-lego-of-your-world-record-dreams--69750243tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2166705318Mon, 08 Sep 2025 04:13:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor are still reeling from the world of Roblox movies. So many questions, so few answers. Meanwhile Jesse discovers that the world of Youtube is much bigger than just the stuff he is fed by the algorithm....4130falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-476-florida-man-meets-gotham--69750258tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2162649927Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:15:16 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is back from a whirlwind tour of the Pacific Coast. Meanwhile Crendor got brunch and thought more about the WoW Cinematic. Also the boys get strangely deep today about their insecurities. Thankfully Florida Man is...4392falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-475-princess-kay-of-the-milky-way--69750246tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2158767903Mon, 25 Aug 2025 03:20:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor can't stop pulling his groin. The boy just finds all sorts of ways to yank that thing. Meanwhile Jesse takes his parents to eat Polish food and learns Pittsburgh Polish is NOT Poland Polish. Then we discover the...4804falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-474-don-t-troll-the-bear--69750260tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2154914604Mon, 18 Aug 2025 04:52:46 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse is sick, and Crendor is just sick in the head. Thankfully tales of Jesse's travels in the UK might hold us together, and if not - Crendor watched Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, so that's pretty good. Thankfully a bear is here to save us...4397falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-473-smokey-the-bear-is-coming-for-you--69750275tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2140598058Sat, 02 Aug 2025 03:00:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse meets a 10 year old boomer. Crendor in the meantime has decided to react to Jesse's new react channel, which is as perfect as it sounds. And then in the news, a thief vandalizes national parks and Smokey the Bear...4063falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-472-bad-day-for-chuck-e-cheese--69750231tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2137586082Mon, 28 Jul 2025 03:26:56 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor are obsessed with this bread toaster with a computer screen?! So of course this sends them off on a rant. Then the boys discover that we've all be sleeping on Romania and it's food. But nothing...3123falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-471-attack-of-the-ground-squirrels--69750237tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2133627636Mon, 21 Jul 2025 04:15:55 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/ The boys are back and this time Crendor returns with stories of the Mud Brothers! But that's not all, we've got weird training videos, 50 year olds learning...4146falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-470-from-the-shards-of-fallen-angels--69750266tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2129571495Mon, 14 Jul 2025 05:17:38 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/ The boys are back and this time Crendor has a lot to say about a lot of things. Horse Girls, Final Fantasy, Hot Dog Eating Contests, and his broken body....4082falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pisode-469-the-robot-leagues-begin--69750267tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2121746724Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:40:08 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/ The boys are back and this time watching the movie Bloodsport has sent Crendor down the rabbit hole of bad writing in movies. Meanwhile Jesse decided not to...5177falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-468-wrapped-up-in-pretzel-conspiracies--69750245tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2117867439Mon, 23 Jun 2025 02:45:17 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is dazed and confused at the mall. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with Pretzel City USA and it's lack of pretzels. What's the deal with this?! Also a zebra is one the loose and MTG cards are taking over lives. All...4511falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-467-elephants-never-forget-their-groceries--69750255tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2113966227Sun, 15 Jun 2025 23:49:36 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse recovers from a long week of doing the difficult work of playing video games and talking to people. Meanwhile Crendor still has the body of a frail 14th century child. Also an Elephant decides to go grocery...3341falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-466-dream-journal--69750247tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2110158258Mon, 09 Jun 2025 06:37:55 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has a series of dreams that shake him to his core. Meanwhile Crendor hurt himself just existing...again. Also Florida Man returns to take on his greatest foe yet. All this and a trip to Boston on a brand new Cox...5018falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-465-some-really-important-advice-for-women--69750292tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2102174115Mon, 26 May 2025 00:54:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Crendor is so so lonely. Just a man without purpose. Meanwhile Jesse is caught up in some of the wackiest internet nonsense imaginable. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...5113falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-464-complaining-in-2025--69750283tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2095195851Tue, 13 May 2025 20:57:43 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor takes issue with the way people complain in 2025, but complaining about it. It's a master class is complaint based complaining. Meanwhile Jesse is completely out of wack due to traveling overseas and his...4880falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-463-the-cren-cave-lifestyle-plan--69750289tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2090867889Tue, 06 May 2025 05:20:04 +0000Aderssa SantosAre you tired of the newest scam fad by a grifter bro online?! Well that's because you haven't tried OUR GRIFT! Do you like caves? Of course you do! Now live like the cave men and change your life! I'm sure we talk about other things, but this made me...5397falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-462-too-broke-for-livestream-fails--69750259tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2082339501Mon, 21 Apr 2025 05:38:36 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor regals us with his Easter, which as far as I can tell is just his dad showing off a new water heater. Meanwhile Jesse forgot it was 4/20 and thought everyone was just getting really high for Jesus. Then - SHRIMP...4574falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-461-live-your-own-erotica--69750274tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2078039736Mon, 14 Apr 2025 04:54:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor brings some more of his worldly observations from the gym and his brunch place. Oh, the joys of waking up at 1pm. Meanwhile Jesse probably shouldn't be allowed to go to brunch OR clean up his apartment. But at...4953falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-460-paddington-justice--69750282tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2067238004Sun, 30 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse gets lost and finds himself in an alternate reality Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor can't handle these bad drivers. But nothing is quite as bad as people who mess with our boy Paddington!!! Go to...5323falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-459-asmr-has-gone-too-far--69750253tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2056126096Sun, 16 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is somehow, once again, SICK. How on earth?! Meanwhile Jesse continues to live his best life, if best life includes becoming a mobile game addict. And then the boys discover ASMR is getting real weird, but not...5193falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-458-cheetozard--69750280tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2050661508Sun, 09 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has managed to discover complete cat-like relaxation, or he's just really exhausted. Meanwhile Crendor can't win at video games and Jesse is completely fascinated by his failures. All this and the awesome power of...4223falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-457-the-don-t-die-rabbit-hole--69750272tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2040927968Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is obsessed with the millionaire who is trying to prevent his own death by just being the craziest man alive. Meanwhile Crendor waxes poetic about making videos on youtube and Jesse is just over the whole thing....5793falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-456-a-civilized-conversation-about-civ--69750313tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2036191944Sun, 16 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have thoughts about Civ 7. And those thoughts take up A LARGE PORTION of this episode. And then somehow we end up talking about a sexy sandwich maker and delicious food in Mexico. All this and more on...5753falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-455-cyber-farts--69750256tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2030470276Sun, 09 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Crendor is recovering from his cold. How is it a man so healthy can somehow be so not. Thankfully in his downtime he's watched a lot of TV and videos online and let me tell you, he's really into Mt. Everest now. Then...4522falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-454-cowabunga-bangkai--69750303tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2018950445Sun, 26 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is a sleepy boy, for reasons that make entirely too much sense. Meanwhile Jesse stresses out over a random bug in his new apartment because he's losing his mind. Then the boys ask the real questions, like, can...4382falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-453-into-the-garfieldverse--69750278tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2012866931Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse finally becomes internet famous, even though it's not him. Also Crendor cants a chant while learning about the Garfieldverse. How meta does that cat get?! Also the boys discuss fiction writing in a way I don't...5557falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-452-monster-hunter-hunter--69750269tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2007824771Sun, 12 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are and this time Jesse is getting smoked out in the worst way possible. Meanwhile Crendor is freezing and apparently it cut off the feeling to his brain cause now he's interested in casual games?! Since when!? But good news, this line in...4957falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-451-i-like-beans--69750244tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/2002040999Sun, 05 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time it takes all of 40 minutes to even talk about the new year! Why?! Because the boys have important things to talk about like beans, eggs, fashion, and Ai. And if you want any explanation, I can't help you there. It's...4682falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-450-alaska-alligators-and-anime-oh-my--69750249tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1996939103Sun, 29 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are and this time Jesse actually has sports questions! It's true! Also Crendor has thoughts on men communicating, while Jesse realizes he worked the hardest for all of his hot teachers in school. But none of that matters considering the boys...5906falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-449-cox-n-crendor-live-revengeance--69750281tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1992349223Sun, 22 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back from their live show in Chicago and here it is for you!!!! Please enjoy! Go to http://factormeals.com/50cox and use code 50cox to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get...4541falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-448-googly-eye-renaissance--69750316tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1986170327Sun, 15 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time the Jesse is exhausted from a week of Game Awards events and driving around LA. Meanwhile Crendor went out to eat and can't sleep. You know a normal episode of Cox n' Crendor. Also Bend Oregon disappoints the boys with...5430falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-447-true-grift--69750286tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1977254787Sun, 08 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time the boys Crendor has many questions - mostly about if Jesse every crapped in a bag. Also Crendor is back to talk Arcane, again. But don't worry he isn't the only one with a beef, Jesse is going in on grifters. All this...5311falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-446-hashtag-not-my-league-of-legends--69750290tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1971557727Sun, 01 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time the boys regale each other with their thanksgiving adventures. At the same time Jesse's life seems to be MORE INSANE somehow?! Speaking of insane, Crendor has some hot takes on the show Arcane that are crazy. Also we...4967falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-445-crendor-hulks-out--69750250tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1966360635Sun, 24 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time you wouldn't like it when Crendor's angry! Meanwhile Jesse is jealous of cool kids and the boys take a trip to North Dakota. Also Pelican facts!!! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...3855falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-444-hot-frosty--69750287tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1960764151Sun, 17 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is somehow still fighting off weird body problems. Thankfully Netflix is here to cheer him up with their newest classic "Hot Frosty." To say Jesse is obsessed in an understatement. Meanwhile Jesse has been...4942falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-443-as-seen-on-hbo--69750279tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1954948363Sat, 09 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're famous. Not like internet famous, but big time TV famous! This will not go to Jesse's head. Meanwhile Crendor slowly recovers from his weird sicknesses. Go to http://heroforge.com to shop Hero Forge’s 10th...3722falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-442-the-further-adventures-of-sick-crendor--69750252tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1949003243Mon, 04 Nov 2024 05:14:41 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor has somehow found another way to be sick. Except this time it's hilarious sounding. Meanwhile Jesse enjoys Halloween in LA and then the boys are left shocked by their new story. All this and more on Cox n'...3030falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-441-wackin-nuts-together--69750294tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1943556839Mon, 28 Oct 2024 05:33:56 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse lost an album for his record player (yes he's one of those guys) and it slowly driving him insane. Down the rabbit hole we go! Also Crendor somehow got even MORE sick?! All this and wackin' nuts on a brand new Cox...3072falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-440-sonic-the-hedgehog-gave-crendor-covid--69750262tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1938487286Mon, 21 Oct 2024 02:19:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week the title says it all. Our boy Crendor got Covid from spending too much time around nerds and chili dogs. Meanwhile Jesse makes an Ai fall in love and a man is sniffing shoes in a town near you! All this and a return to...3676falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-439-late-night-caveman--69750305tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1934464376Mon, 14 Oct 2024 00:21:01 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor listening to people talk in public sends Jesse down a rabbit hole of questions about relationships. At the same time we learn a lot about Crendor's sleeping habits and how his ancestors were late night people...4370falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-438-jesse-escapes-to-england--69750320tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1925993429Sun, 29 Sep 2024 22:38:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has fled the US for 2 weeks to the UK to work on a secret video game project. But that doesn't meant the people watching and goofery has stopped. Back stateside Crendor has apparently started drinking tequila...5433falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-437-doctor-hooey--69750300tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1917825893Mon, 16 Sep 2024 21:32:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor and Jesse have come under fire for having opinions that aren't totally bonkers. Meanwhile Jesse is still obsessed with Astrobot and Crendor is still playing WoW. Thankfully they take the time away from being...4062falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-436-ikea-pajama-party--69750293tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1908283859Sun, 01 Sep 2024 20:56:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor takes it to the comment section! In fact we are all about the comment section this episode. Maybe even open to trying to a new segment on the show??? Meanwhile Jesse gets busy mismanaging his time - as he does....4353falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-435-drugs-for-burgers--69750264tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1904072735Mon, 26 Aug 2024 05:52:23 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor manages to grab some brunch and a few good stories. Meanwhile Jesse is still recovering from his cold. Thankfully there's plenty to talk about from gaming to trying to buy burgers with drugs...and for some...3925falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-434-take-the-shot--69750321tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1899827493Mon, 19 Aug 2024 04:27:33 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse returns with a cold from his trip to NYC. Maybe it was the kid next to him, maybe it was the enormous amount of animals on his flight? Meanwhile Crendor discovers the origins of TAKE THE SOCK! It's just as amazing...3771falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-433-take-the-sock--69750304tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1895131446Mon, 12 Aug 2024 02:16:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this Jesse decided to go out into the world looking like a mess and was rewarded by meeting a fan. He can hear his mothers voice telling him he should have looked better. Meanwhile Crendor meets a mythical creature and/or...3650falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-432-boneless-wings-now-with-bones--69750270tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1883344749Mon, 29 Jul 2024 03:57:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this Jesse is crashing hard on no caffeine, a town looks like a person, and Boneless Chicken Wings have bones now I guess. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to...3708falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-431-cox-n-crendor-live-once-again--69750342tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1877730303Mon, 22 Jul 2024 04:01:07 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time LIVE!!! Enjoy our live show which is basically the same as a normal show expect people laugh at our faces insted of to themselves. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.4267falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-430-will-smith-and-the-british-ghost--69750265tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1868229657Wed, 10 Jul 2024 20:13:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is rich lady day drunk and talking about Will Smith. Meanwhile Jesse has dreams that are basically press releases for upcoming nintendo products. But that's not all, have you ever had a pizza boat? Neither have...4691falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-429-lincoln-park--69750312tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1860008592Mon, 01 Jul 2024 05:43:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse exhausts himself playing video games like a real nerd. Meanwhile Crendor has a Warhammer problem and Jesse supports it. Also the internet! It's still a thing! And then Abe Lincoln melts in the summer heat! All...4917falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-428-stolen-packages--69750301tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1855516068Mon, 24 Jun 2024 04:31:02 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time we've got a lot to catch up on after the father's day weekend. Oh, and Jesse's packages keep getting stolen. He may have finally had it with his apartment....3919falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-427-crencar-car-of-the-future--69750298tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1843520046Mon, 10 Jun 2024 06:12:17 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and Crendor actually finally did a thing he said he was going to do on a previous podcast!!! Is this a first?! Meanwhile Jesse had a long week of playing games he can't talk...3301falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-426-monkey-jail--69750299tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1835993550Sun, 02 Jun 2024 21:00:55 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse meets the newest character in the Cox n' Crendor rogues gallery. Also is having dreams about your friends weird? FIND OUT! Then Crendor explores the world of...3771falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-425-spaghetti-road-rage--69750306tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1830937374Mon, 27 May 2024 01:36:48 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time no street is safe when you've got that take home Olive Garden! Meanwhile both our hosts deal with terrible, truly awful customer support and then Jesse's parents eat...4522falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-424-shameless-self-promotion--69750314tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1824402276Fri, 17 May 2024 19:20:04 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and taking one week off left them with SO MANY STORIES TO TELL. Not just stories, but facts, like a lot of facts to be learned too. Who knew Cox n' Crendor was so important to the...4905falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-423-it-don-t-bother-crendor-none--69750271tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1810090869Mon, 29 Apr 2024 04:43:00 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to convinced Jesse that once again he doesn't need to visit the world, the world is boring. Meanwhile Jesse has had it with content creators creating...3835falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-422-monkey-mayhem--69750310tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1800922474Mon, 15 Apr 2024 03:58:45 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse is recovering from partying a bit too hard. Although it was less of a party and more of a challenge. Meanwhile Crendor meets a man who LOVES his steak. And...4213falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-421-the-inner-circle--69750322tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1792870696Thu, 04 Apr 2024 18:17:34 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse's car needs repairs and that's just the start of his troubles. Have you been to Costco lately? Jesse has - on a Saturday! It was horrible. Meanwhile Crendor is...4395falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-420-not-one-weed-joke--69750315tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1785981306Wed, 27 Mar 2024 19:57:06 +0000Aderssa SantosCome see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse is worried about beverages or at least the way we serve them. Meanwhile Crendor deep dives crazy internet health gurus and becomes a hacker. Also have you...4769falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-419-have-fun-not-hurt--69750360tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1777579233Mon, 18 Mar 2024 04:34:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse travels to a bar for St. Patrick's Day while Crendor ends up at a weird restaurant and strange conversations. Somehow this leads to Crendor being a background dancer for Eminem. Also look how topical we are - it's...3777falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-418-deez-nuts--69750325tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1771160790Mon, 11 Mar 2024 05:13:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse survives a harrowing 10 minute drive home. Meanwhile Crendor finds himself at what me the nerdiest, goofiest, weirdest bar in the midwest. Also a man by the name of Deez Nuts gets arrested and the boys discover...4126falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-417-neal-the-seal--69750386tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1764244950Sun, 03 Mar 2024 21:59:06 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time our good boy Crendor is recovering from a cold, even though he eats so much yogurt! Meanwhile Jesse is obsessed with a new commercial for butt crack cream. Yes, you read that and I wrote that. Also Australia brings us...4298falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-416-jesse-drinks-a-capri-sun--69750311tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1750159308Sat, 17 Feb 2024 21:07:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has more computer issues, because why not? Thankfully he's managed to salvage his day with a Capri-Sun - which of course leads the boys down a spiral of investigation on what the hell the deal is with Capri-Suns....4205falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-415-la-is-wet--69750328tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1739713482Tue, 06 Feb 2024 21:04:45 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is soaking wet, moist, damp even. Los Angles is hit by a week long storm and he's over it. Meanwhile Crendor needs new tires and it becomes a whole car repair thing. Also, what's the deal with older people who...3972falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-414-somewhere-south-of-australia--69750273tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1733834808Thu, 01 Feb 2024 02:50:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has been having some sort of existential week, and of course the cause is ASMR. Meanwhile Crendor has zero geography skills and baskets of too much stuff. And then ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for Papa...3716falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-413-half-a-chance--69750330tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1724652153Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:47:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor sexualizes Guy Fieri in a way Jesse wasn't expecting but approved of. Yes, that's how this episode starts. Then Jesse hides out under the blankets on his couch while judging some womans Trader Joes themed...3637falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-412-the-exploding-toilet--69750396tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1711978176Mon, 08 Jan 2024 21:10:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with a brand new year of podcasts, and so of course they're starting off 2024 the most Cox n' Crendor way possible - by doing nothing. Well actually that's just Jesse. Crendor has been living his best life. Although I guess anything...4565falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-411-santa-is-gandalf--69750371tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1699727463Tue, 26 Dec 2023 04:45:18 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and it's Christmas time at the Cox n' Cren studios. Of course the boys have a lot to say about the music of the holidays - after all, it's pretty crazy. Also is Santa like Gandalf? How do elves work!? Meanwhile Jesse sees the two...3796falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-410-in-4k-ultra-hd--69750261tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1692999372Mon, 18 Dec 2023 02:54:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time we're talking big TVs, fake podcasts on tiktok, and weird street wizards. Also a man attacks a manatee statue, throws gator nuggets, and makes Florida Man look like a poser. All this and Giraffes vs Lightning on a brand...3821falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-409-squid-sucks--69750339tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1687901340Mon, 11 Dec 2023 19:40:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has a rant 'a brewin about a new show he watched. Meanwhile Crendor enjoyed the movie The Grinch, perhaps too much. Also we've got sun noises, nude theme park goers, and so much more on this episode of Cox n'...4324falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-408-taco-bear--69750277tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1683238149Tue, 05 Dec 2023 23:49:19 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is all about sondering, I have no idea what sparked this - but the man is feeling philosophical! Also lots of dude bros in this episode. Then Jesse pulls is greatest scoundrel move deep inside Star Wars Land,...3388falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-407-that-one-video-i-ll-never-get-back--69750317tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1676006268Mon, 27 Nov 2023 22:14:06 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time the boys are back to talk about Black Friday - or at least they would if it actually was a thing anymore. Meanwhile Jesse is impressed with his parents dog and Crendor went to McDonalds at midnight, which was a mistake....5244falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-406-the-best-chinese-hamburger--69750284tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1669519569Mon, 20 Nov 2023 01:03:07 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor both have dreams to share. Not good dreams, just weird ones. Then for some reason a long discussion about Oatmeal??? And then, the longest most insane weather segment ever. Because we can. All this and...4555falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-405-pizza-ranch--69750345tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1663401384Mon, 13 Nov 2023 01:52:52 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Jesse meets the most annoying person in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor has advice for Jesse's pain and woes. Oh, and do you like Warcraft cause they definitely talk about that for awhile. Then the boys venture of Iowa to look at...4157falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-404-episode-not-found--69750285tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1652281224Mon, 30 Oct 2023 03:58:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Jesse has done nothing but play Alan Wake 2. Meanwhile Crendor is snooping on other conversations while eating ribs. Speaking of ribs - do you enjoy them? And what about the McRib?! Meanwhile in Florida, a new olympic level...3709falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-403-pepper-x--69750338tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1647089418Mon, 23 Oct 2023 05:41:45 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Jesse brings stories from Twitchcon, but none of it compares to the insane Amazon recommendations he gets. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with wine squirrels. Yep. All this and the next level of heat on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!...4201falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-402-a-ghoul-actic-halloween--69750383tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1641357924Sun, 15 Oct 2023 19:32:05 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and finally after 12 years of driving passed it, Jesse went to the weird restaurant in his community and has tales to tell. Meanwhile Crendor did nothing at all, but hey did you know there's a town in England that Dracula went to...4052falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-401-it-s-nothing-to-text-home-about--69750297tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1630265211Mon, 02 Oct 2023 03:16:14 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and while Jesse has tales of his daily walk, Crendor has questions about his phrasing "nothing to write home about". What did that come from? The boys then spend some time in Lithuania and learn about a man's support alligator. All...4280falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-400-400-episodes-of-complete-professionalism--69750307tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1624652340Mon, 25 Sep 2023 03:35:05 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back for episode 400 of that sweet sweet CNC goodness. Will the boys remember? Will they have anything prepared? Who knows?! Tune in to find out! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code cox to get $20 off your first order. Download...4625falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-399-bubble-man-returns--69750326tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1614008847Tue, 12 Sep 2023 00:43:45 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse almost gets into it with a guy in a parking lot, Crendor hurts himself AGAIN, and somehow a man in a bubble makes a 4th attempt to cross the ocean. All this and big ol' bog race, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor....3539falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-398-cox-n-crendor-live-again--69750358tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1607483328Mon, 04 Sep 2023 01:57:14 +0000Aderssa SantosOn the cusp of 400 episodes, the boys return to Chicago once again for a live show. And it goes exactly how you'd expect it would. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 25% off...4720falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-397-hurricane-earthquake-normal-day-in-la--69750335tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1597520361Mon, 21 Aug 2023 04:55:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and as Hurricane Hilary barrels towards Los Angles, Jesse regales Crendor with stories of his wacky town. Meanwhile Crendor heads to the Renn Faire one last time for the year. Then in Atlanta a robbery goes REALLY wrong and potatoes...2696falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-396-hank-the-tank-returns--69750352tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1592636195Mon, 14 Aug 2023 06:48:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has the ol' Con Crud. But he's taking mega medicine so everything is okay! Maybe! Meanwhile Crendor recovers from his various injuries. Also does anyone still have a car windshield heat screen blocker thing? What...4194falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-395-chipotle-s-stealing-husbands--69750348tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1583604991Fri, 04 Aug 2023 23:32:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has got the VEGAS stories! Meanwhile Crendor keeps hitting his head. Someone has to baby proof that man. Then for some reason things get creepy in a Burger King, things get sexy in a Chipotle, and none of it is as...3506falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-394-happy-birthday-crendor--69750378tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1572832645Mon, 24 Jul 2023 01:10:27 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor celebrates his birthday with a trip to Urgent Care. What did he do now?! Meanwhile Jesse somehow schedules 3 doctors appointments in 1 week and then possibly meets the Kardashians. Then infomercials! Who doesn't...2995falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-393-wiener-time--69750263tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1566839386Mon, 17 Jul 2023 04:09:43 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse is back from overseas with stories to share, but none of that matters in a world with DavidHasPumpkins. What does that mean? No clue, ask Crendor. Also, what's the deal with London theatre goers? Why you all so crazy? Having full conversations...4044falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-392-jesse-s-strange-trip--69750331tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1560506143Mon, 10 Jul 2023 02:38:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys are back, but Jesse is broadcasting from 1999. Sorry for the poor microphone quality - but hey, you get to hear of his cool trip overseas. And by cool I mean filled with nonsense and people watching. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed...4209falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-391-it-s-not-for-me--69750302tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1554984916Mon, 03 Jul 2023 04:56:57 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Social Media is on their mind. It's wild out there and how are they navigating all the weird changes. Somehow this leads to talking about gaming preference and then Warhammer. Don't ask us, we don't know how we got here either....4302falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-390-the-next-great-pig-movie--69750413tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1549882543Sun, 25 Jun 2023 22:35:48 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has more tales of the Intersection of Doom... or at least a street close to it. Then Crendor wants you to know he's still doing noncontent, and it doesn't care - but not as much as Jesse. Oh, and a pig terrorizes...3473falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-389-too-many-holidays--69750288tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1544046307Mon, 19 Jun 2023 02:42:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and after a discussion about Father's Day, Crendor expresses his dislike of all the "stupid" holidays. This takes them down a rabbit hole which somehow ends with lobsters tasting with their feet. Yep, it's another episode of Cox n'...3783falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-388-buzzed-boys--69750357tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1537423318Mon, 12 Jun 2023 06:13:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and for roughly 50 minutes Jesse and Crendor move between talking about booze and Nic Cage with absolutely zero eye on the clock only to realize they have to do a show. Yep, it's that kind of episode. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to...4513falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-387-how-weird-are-you--69750423tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1531030675Mon, 05 Jun 2023 04:54:45 +0000Aderssa Santoshttps://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Jesse has a quiz for Crendor! How weird is he? Meanwhile is Jesse over partying? Or is the world just no ready for the party he...3766falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-386-the-bear-conspiracy--69750420tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1524893059Mon, 29 May 2023 04:30:03 +0000Aderssa Santoshttps://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Crendor spends time with his family watching old TV shows, which of course leads the boys down a rabbit hole of old TV they've...3880falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-385-our-very-own-anime--69750319tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1519433218Mon, 22 May 2023 03:46:50 +0000Aderssa Santoshttps://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Jesse has recovered from his Vegas injury and Crendor - well he's recovering from an anime convention. But could his anime...4210falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-384-massive-spaghetti-dump--69750406tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1508921482Mon, 08 May 2023 02:19:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has another tale of relationship woe - except it's not a relationship? It's a something though! On the flip side Crendor has become obsessed with Pickleball. If you don't know what that is, you're gonna learn!...4062falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-383-the-green-cheetah-returns--69750349tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1503515083Sun, 30 Apr 2023 22:18:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has a run in with a potential Green Cheetah, which leads to a discussion about witch battles. Don't ask. Speaking of don't ask, why is Crendor's YouTube filled with To Catch A Predator clips? I guess it's no...3182falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-382-how-do-leeches-work--69750402tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1498983115Mon, 24 Apr 2023 03:59:03 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse spent his week in LA, playing games about LA, and going to seen local sites in the games that he could have just walked to in real life. Meanwhile Crendor meets a man who has way too many pets. Also the boys learn...3410falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-381-we-took-an-alligator-to-get-there--69750398tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1493507248Sun, 16 Apr 2023 00:28:55 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're terrified of AI. Not in the world ending, skynet kind of way, but in the why is this thing harassing me on my phone way. Then Crendor takes an Alligator to go to the Cubs game. And you would think Crendor needs...3434falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-380-frog-man-doesn-t-procrastinate--69750425tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1478284849Mon, 27 Mar 2023 02:47:05 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's just one of those Cox n' Crendor episodes, where once again Jesse realizes he's a problem - but not as much as the Frog Men of LA. Meanwhile we once again venture into the world of Crendor, and the strange people he meets. The boys also learn...3646falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-379-jumpin-on-the-bed--69750366tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1472854471Mon, 20 Mar 2023 05:04:25 +0000Aderssa SantosAfter a long St. Patty's day weekend, the boys stumble into the podcast booth to chat about the week and more importantly people watching. Oh it was a good week to watch. Also Jesse discovers he may be terrible at streaming, while Crendor learns that...4093falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-378-i-just-want-that-chicken-sandwich--69750355tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1467639358Mon, 13 Mar 2023 04:25:03 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time Jesse has beef with a resturants chicken sandwich. Meanwhile Crendor makes a brand new youtube video and it's a journey. Then we deep dive into Jesse's weird new internet hobby, high chair drama, future plans, and...3686falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-377-sovietwave--69750380tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1462295902Mon, 06 Mar 2023 06:14:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse discovers a new genre of music while trying to explain what he's been listening to this week. Meanwhile Crendor's nerves seem to be doing better, so of course he must go and hurt himself again. There's also a run...3341falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-376-the-vegas-nerve--69750408tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1456761880Mon, 27 Feb 2023 07:08:35 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is having issues with his Vegas (Vagus) nerve. Jesse doesn't understand, but he's willing to make wild guesses as to what Crendor's problem may be! Also, the inersection of doom returns with a happy story this...3150falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-375-crendor-s-top-tier-tasty-jam--69750368tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1451083618Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:24:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is taking some sort of insane water challange way too far. Meanwhile Crendor is taking good taste in music was too far. The man has a new jam he listens to and it is something else. Then Crendor has advice on...3508falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-374-the-scorpion-king-of-podcasts--69750381tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1445648104Mon, 13 Feb 2023 03:41:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time recovering from another great movie night. Meanwhile Jesse has tales of the LA roads, while Crendor can't figure out how streamers can just take month long vacations all the time. Then we hear a tale of old naked dudes...2792falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-373-the-math-of-bigfoot--69750374tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1440619048Mon, 06 Feb 2023 03:10:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse brings more tales of the intersection OF DOOOOOOOOM. Then Crendor becomes obsessed with a certain Lynchian stream on twitch. But that's not all, we've got feet pics, ant powers, and BIGFOOT! So bring on a new Cox...3649falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-372-is-jesse-a-milf--69750291tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1435416448Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:01:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is worn out from doing Warhammer power points. If you're asking why, so is Jesse. Then somehow the boys end up talking reality TV which then turns into taking a quiz to find out how much of MILF you are. Then a...3263falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-371-not-one-but-two-nic-cages--69750295tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1430342878Mon, 23 Jan 2023 06:46:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse brings another tale of the intersection of doom! Meanwhile Crendor is more interested in the ins and outs of Final Fantasy XIV home ownership. But that doesn't stop Jesse from teaching how tobassco is made and...4203falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-370-archeologists-of-hip-lingo--69750388tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1425159559Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:17:32 +0000Aderssa SantosDid you know that animals are dogs? It's true! ..I think? This week the boys are coming off a break for the new year and Jesse is completely soaked in weeks of rain. Meanwhile Crendor wishes it was him. Also another adventure in good food as well,...4018falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-369-hangry-for-2023--69750384tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1414581676Mon, 02 Jan 2023 07:18:23 +0000Aderssa SantosBack from a sick Jesse being sick, the boys are here to regial you with their holiday cheer! By which we mean, just the normal stuff they do - but at the end of the year. Also Jesse hasn't eaten all day and Doordash is messing with me so he's in a...3708falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-368-shake-your-grump--69750347tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1405483354Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:14:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Crendor takes issues with the lack of winter themed levels in his games. Well more specifically he's made about League of Legends, which definitely checks out. Meanwhile Jesse got a new bed and is living his BEST LIFE -...3959falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-367-it-s-times-like-these--69750308tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1400793622Mon, 12 Dec 2022 04:05:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Jesse has SO MANY STORIES TO TELL - but first, Crendor must let us know he's once again a mess. Meanwhile in a town far to the north polar bears are the main attraction, but not as important as the beer. Then a man...3327falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-366-monkey-mondays-are-back--69750337tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1396238836Mon, 05 Dec 2022 03:30:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor and yes, Jesse's elevator is still broken and he's still hitting those stairs. Meanwhile Crendor is all about crossfit - not doing it, just trying to figure out why others are doing it. AND THEN, Thailand is...3415falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-365-like-a-real-morning-show--69750430tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1391687416Mon, 28 Nov 2022 03:00:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return and once again it's time for a quick look into Black Friday. They boys have stories, which suprusingly have little to do with the actual day. Then Jesse brings some interesting facts about food to which Crendor brings even more...3966falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-364-10-years-of-this--69750323tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1387254490Mon, 21 Nov 2022 03:47:55 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's been 10 years from the first day Jesse and Eric sat down the record their very first podcast. And now all these years later, as they look back, they can say with complete certainty - THAT WE REALLY SUCKED AT THIS. But not just podcasts, Crendor...5216falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-363-that-chicken-has-a-gun--69750318tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1382639158Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:38:55 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is being punished by cold weather and Jesse is being punished by Youtube. You know, the usual. Also the boys talk the finer points of game design and why Jesse just wants people to tell him the story of a game....4223falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-362-it-hurts-my-ears--69750431tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1377947476Mon, 07 Nov 2022 07:07:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Jesse regales crendor with the trip he took to a Dutch town in California with his parents. And somehow this ends up with Crendor ranting about music being stolen and people just singing over old music. Also creepy old records....4321falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-361-the-mcrib-mcreturns--69750410tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1373319442Mon, 31 Oct 2022 06:42:54 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is over his covid - but he's not over his obsession with 90s TV shows. Somehow these boys take it upon themselves to go from Xena Warrior Princess to Wings. Yes, Wings. The show you all definitely forgot about....4168falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-360-crendor-vs-covid--69750393tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1368919594Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:55:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is coming off of Covid. I know?! That's why there wasn't an episode last week! Meanwhile Jesse has another story of his car, cause LA be like that. And Twitchcon stories galore! All this and some mighty fat...3503falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-359-the-boo-bucket--69750419tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1360034947Mon, 10 Oct 2022 05:02:17 +0000Aderssa SantosSomehow this episode is very MCDONALDS heavy... The boys are back and this time, Jesse's Office is filled with Adult Happy Meals. He has no clue what that actually means and so now, the boys MUST deep dive the world of terrible ideas. Meanwhile...4541falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-358-the-neighborhood-shark--69750309tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1355636944Mon, 03 Oct 2022 03:18:50 +0000Aderssa SantosWhat starts with Crendor regaling Jesse with his week quickly devolves into a series of truly terrible buzzfeed quizzes. Thankfully the boys find their way back to the important parts of the podcast - like renaming Tornados and Hurricanes to something...4213falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-357-nyquil-chicken--69750379tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1350978814Mon, 26 Sep 2022 03:45:01 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse has a plan to make Space Bucks. Don't question it, it's all Crendor's fault. Meanwhile Crendor continues to become a TikTok master, while Jesse is told to stop eating bread but definitely wont. Maybe looking at fit breakfasts will...3920falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-356-new-menu-item--69750387tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1346452423Mon, 19 Sep 2022 02:56:37 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you keep your computer on all the time? Do you have 80 tabs open on your desktop? Are you a Crendor or a Jesse? Find out today! Meanwhile Jesse's sit/stand desk has arrived, but Crendor seeks to continue outdoing him with an even more insane way of...3690falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-355-mary-poppins-3--69750432tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1342215223Mon, 12 Sep 2022 06:09:49 +0000Aderssa SantosWAR! Jesse was doing just fine, but everything changed with the vegan food he ate attacked. Now all week our man has been down for the count - but luckily Crendor is here to save him with tales of his IBS. Then Crendor brags more about his sit/stand...4771falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-354-who-do-you-think-they-are--69750340tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1337838541Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:23:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor relives his pre-YouTube days with a hilarious recounting of his youth. Meanwhile Jesse meets a secret agent while getting a bagel. Meanwhile a man floats down river in a pumpkin and a hot dog stand from the...4085falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-353-cren-the-pointless--69750394tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1333212019Mon, 29 Aug 2022 06:53:52 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is in the video game! It's true! And Jesse loves the internets reaction. Also get ready for another round of "streamers complain about streaming!" Also what is George R. R Martin up to? Jesse just wants his...3751falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-352-crenaissance--69750411tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1328585773Mon, 22 Aug 2022 06:29:45 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got stories to tell of the renaissance faire! Well, less stories and more turkey legs, but you get the idea. Also Crendor has tiktok questions and Jesse can't get over Seals big day out. All this and more on a...3697falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-351-cox-n-crendor-live-again--69750336tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1324258450Mon, 15 Aug 2022 03:03:23 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time people paid to see them, in person! Crazy, we know. What awaits those who didn't attend - well you'll have to hear for yourself! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox...5901falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-350-penguin-lord--69750421tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1319871352Mon, 08 Aug 2022 04:56:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and somehow Crendor bringing up David Lynch leads to Jesse discover his numerology and a dangerously accurate description. Meanwhile Crendor continues to cling to life just long enough to see the new Total War Map, while Jesse...3063falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-349-full-on-biotic--69750329tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1315546429Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:38:19 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return, and Jesse brings another tale of the Intersection of Doom! Meanwhile, what's the deal with streamers taking a "vacation" but then streaming the entire thing? We've got questions. Also Jesse dreams of the lottery and how he'd spend it...3111falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-348-glitches-in-the-internet--69750429tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1311251737Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:48:33 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse tells Crendor about his wacky dream, and somehow that leads to the discover of a bakery website that is a secret japanese vendor of machine parts? But it's not the only conspiracy they stumble upon - a man in...3597falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-347-the-boot-scootin-babes--69750343tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1307099701Mon, 18 Jul 2022 05:53:36 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse tries to explain to the Crendor a song he heard - and boy does he hate it. Then Jesse tells Crendor about his new phone - and boy does he hate it! Thankfully, Crendor understands his pain. Then a man in Florida...3268falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-346-foolish-confidence--69750426tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1302988180Mon, 11 Jul 2022 00:25:36 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week, Jesse returns with more tales of the Jesseverse. And somehow this leads to plant protein, which is a topic I never thought we'd ever have a conversation about. Also Crendor loves corns, about 4 or 5 corns - and tiktok apparently? And of...3583falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-345-the-shopping-cart-theory--69750427tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1299222790Mon, 04 Jul 2022 04:24:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse is obsessed with the new show The Offer, and definitely wants you all to watch it. Also he tells Crendor about a crazy street corner near him where apparently it ALL GOES DOWN. Meanwhile Crendor has his own thing - and it's annoying...4471falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-344-cox-n-crendorfactshow--69750324tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1294988065Mon, 27 Jun 2022 05:16:03 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Crendor gets covid...or it's just allergies. Somehow this discussion gets them talking about the sun tanning? Meanwhile Jesse introduces Crendor to a new video game and the never ending torment that is dating app dating. Also we finally...3262falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-343-florida-man-s-big-lie--69750392tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1290751009Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:30:03 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with this very exciting and not at all lie filled episode. While Jesse is busy wasting this week doing dumb errands and even dumber YouTube video things, Crendor took his free time to STRESS OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. We obviously need to...3701falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-342-swamp-dog--69750405tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1286347936Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:54:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time, Crendor finally gets to hear about Jesse's attempts at weight training. I'm sure there won't be any judgement. Also conventions are slowly coming back and Jesse's extroverted self is so excited to VERY SLOWLY return to...4243falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-341-sonic-snakes--69750390tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1281794107Mon, 06 Jun 2022 05:48:58 +0000Aderssa SantosToday Jesse's voice is shot, so Crendor takes the reigns! What fanciful adventures will he take us on?! Meanwhile, Jesse has become obsessed with Chili's ASMR. Yep, that's right. So you know this episode is gonna be a wild one. Go to...3068falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-340-ran-deez-nuts--69750377tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1277621362Mon, 30 May 2022 05:07:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse ventures into Texas for a live show and ends up loving a Beaver mascot and his associated gas sation. Meanwhile Crendor is bringing back RC Cola! Then the boys take issue with air travel and Jesse in particular...3143falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-339-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly--69750416tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1273436593Mon, 23 May 2022 05:34:01 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse brings 3 stories from his week for Crendor and your enjoyment. Boy, his life is a mess. Meanwhile Crendor sees a witch? Or maybe just a crazy lady. Also somehow we get on the movie 13 going on 30? What is this episode? Oh and we got to the...4249falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-338-guard-gator--69750372tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1268999041Mon, 16 May 2022 00:37:21 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've brought a guard gator with them. No one gets on this porch! Meanwhile Jesse basically webMDs himself into thinking he has ADHD, while Crendor has started new youtube endeavors to make Jesse jealous. All this and...3615falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-337-cocaine-in-the-coffee--69750369tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1264722733Mon, 09 May 2022 06:09:22 +0000Aderssa SantosThere is no cocaine in your coffee! We swear! Also Jesse goes for a run, multiple times. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with fake foods - especially butter and cheese. But he deserves after losing to CatGirl and Jerry in Switch Sports. Also they DARE...3697falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-336-jesse-achieves-nothingness--69750327tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1260785017Mon, 02 May 2022 06:23:43 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse's mom has come ready to remind you all that you sit too much! Meanwhile Jesse just wants to do nothing. That's it. Nothing. But Crendor has no clue what that means, because he's somehow cracked the twitch code and...3566falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-335-marketing-can-do-anything--69750353tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1256426440Mon, 25 Apr 2022 05:56:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has some wild stories of the week. Although when aren't they wild? Meanwhile Crendor has so many questions about Jesse's Twitter. Then, McDonalds joins the military and cute pigs and Jesse find they have a lot in...4135falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-334-i-promise-i-won-t-rage-at-a-baby--69750424tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1252098319Mon, 18 Apr 2022 04:37:09 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse almost loses it while playing a video game, and we all discover Crendor is most likely the person causing him to go nuts. Meanwhile Crendor reads all of Jesse's tweets and then eats fajitas. In Florida a man sees...4248falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-333-legend-of-the-river-troll--69750403tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1248085849Mon, 11 Apr 2022 06:17:09 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is forced to apologize by his mother. Meanwhile Crendor has a run in with Chipotle-Bot. For some reason they start talking about Furbies and then the next thing you know River Trolls. It's par for the course on...4287falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-332-the-big-lou-deception--69750333tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1243842646Mon, 04 Apr 2022 04:43:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor brought the accents! Who knew our boy was so gifted! Apparently he still makes youtube videos too!? Meanwhile Jesse has given up on love... again. All this and the secret history of ketchup, a girl moving into a...2895falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-331-crendor-s-convention-return--69750346tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1239968329Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:30:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time while Jesse is dodging LA traffic and insane Prius drivers, Crendor is in the safety of a wargames convention. What is a Warhammer after party like exactly? Also fortunes are told, fates revealed, and TV shows are so...3529falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-330-jesse-s-riding-the-neon-tiger--69750415tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1235967925Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:24:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse brought some weird energy drink he bought on a whim. Meanwhile Crendor is returns from his 4pm St. Patrick's Day dinner with many a tale of drunken old person. Then we discover that Alligator pranks are lame, but...4588falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-329-responsibilities-who-needs-em--69750356tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1231852120Mon, 14 Mar 2022 04:54:46 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse once again is over dating. Meanwhile Crendor is have heart palpitations and reviewing The Batman. In the news, Florida Man is at it again and apparently clickbait is the best way to get you to look up medical...3415falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-328-high-on-thai-reupload--69750350tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1228904149Wed, 09 Mar 2022 02:05:33 +0000Aderssa SantosReupload! Some people on different platforms mentioned they could not see this episode - so here's another upload! Enjoy! Go to babbel.com/cox to save up to 65% off your subscription!3458falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-328-high-on-thai--69750351tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1227775837Mon, 07 Mar 2022 05:20:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse is trapped in a parking structure. Meanwhile Crendor is watching Barney the Dinosaur for some reason. Also an island vanishes, a Thai place gets it's customers high, and something something...3458falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-327-will-the-real-benny-please-stand-up--69750397tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1223666401Mon, 28 Feb 2022 03:57:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got a follow up to last weeks story on Hank the Tank! Also Crendor regales Jesse with the story of how he met Benny the Bull, but Jesse is unimpressed. Speaking of unimpressive, Jesse's time on Hinge takes a...3341falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-326-hank-the-tank--69750362tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1219616728Mon, 21 Feb 2022 02:27:54 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! ALL OTHER NEWS IS UNIMPORTANT - THERE IS ONLY HANK THE TANK. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!4431falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-325-up-is-down--69750401tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1214851354Sun, 13 Feb 2022 01:06:54 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time Crendor tries to walk Jesse through a new gaming addiction - one that he brought on! Meanwhile a street in Mexico boggles the mind and a brawl breaks out over streak. All this and a whole bunch more...3881falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-324-that-s-one-way-to-fish--69750359tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1209978526Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:04:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor has thoughts on Yugioh. That's right, for years we've been giving it a pass, but now we're REALLY going after it! It's about time someone took down big exodia. Also Jesse simply can't understand Warhammer 40k no...3759falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-323-a-better-way--69750407tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1204383409Thu, 27 Jan 2022 02:06:20 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! This time Crendor has a beef with movie sound mixing, while Jesse considers the future of pooping. Also the boys discover what's inside a KitKat bar and a shirtless man takes on Waffle House. All this and so...3162falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-322-massachusetts-man--69750418tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1199752294Thu, 20 Jan 2022 03:14:22 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse's got another story about his parents just trying to love him. Meanwhile Crendor STILL plays league of legends. Also cold weather hits the US and Jesse is over it! All this an a Massachusetts man who can't be...2717falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-321-charcoal-gas-or-diesel--69750364tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1194904432Wed, 12 Jan 2022 07:45:31 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! The boys are back after a long holiday and in true form, Crendor is falling apart again. Meanwhile Jesse is shamelessly plugging hot sauce and Korean sci-fi. All this and a man with a drug fueled mobile bbq on...3340falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-320-taste-you-can-see--69750334tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1185545548Mon, 27 Dec 2021 07:56:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're judging Crendor's christmas music, sitcom tastes, resolutions, and pretty much everything in his life. Meanwhile Jesse got some lotto scratchers! All this and a man who invested lickable TV on this exciting...3035falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-319-tribute--69750341tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1181023003Mon, 20 Dec 2021 07:52:52 +0000Aderssa SantosThis is not the live show, this is a tribute. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order plus free shipping. Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free and up to 40% off bundles.3300falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-318-the-best-worst-case-scenario--69750404tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1172615209Mon, 06 Dec 2021 03:36:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and while Crendor is in the gym counting pull ups, Jesse is driving his parents around California. Meanwhile people are getting snowed in and mom's are drugging their kids. All this and more in a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...3457falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-317-bring-us-some-figgy-pudding--69750382tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1168569643Mon, 29 Nov 2021 06:33:33 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Jesse's parents regale him with their own Grandpa Simpson story! Also Crendor gets hung up on Christmas song lyrics and a man is buried in a can. All this and way more nonsense on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...2879falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-316-baby-shark-do-do-da-do-do-do--69750375tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1164352396Mon, 22 Nov 2021 00:41:03 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has tales of a mystical adventure in the far away lands of Los Angles. Also - Holidays - why celebrate them!? Meanwhile Crendor discovers evidence that bald eagles are on team Jesse when it comes to sharks. All...2979falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-315-9-years-for-this--69750344tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1160118682Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:56:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys dive deep into the well of Cosmo "articles" to uncover one of the most ridiculous things EVER! Also did you know it's the 9 year anniversary of the show?! Jesse sure didn't! All this and much much more on a brand new Cox n'...3289falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-314-return-to-monkey-mondays--69750395tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1155760369Mon, 08 Nov 2021 05:27:30 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse discovers a stripper with a stage monkey and we can only assume falls in love. Meanwhile Crendor can't seem to stop watching random strangers give him medical advice on the internet. I'm sure that'll end up just...4101falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-313-wrong-room--69750361tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1151694421Mon, 01 Nov 2021 05:50:51 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has beef with downtown LA. Meanwhile Crendor discovers weird video games, to Jesse's joy. Also a man surfs for way too long and Sweden somehow gets multiple show outs in a single episode. All this and more on a...3441falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-312-the-toady-woady--69750422tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1147461811Mon, 25 Oct 2021 05:03:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're doing the Today Woady! What is that exactly?! I don't think even they know! Also Jesse eats at a place called the "Dankness Dojo" and Crendor discovers a 500 million dollar home that no one will buy. All that,...3368falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-311-the-new-king-of-shorts--69750400tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1143644128Mon, 18 Oct 2021 06:04:00 +0000Aderssa SantosCome to our live show in Chicago Dec 12th! For more info check coxandcrendor.com! The boys are back and this time Crendor's lack of sleep has given Jesse this rare opportunity to trick him into doing youtube shorts! May the new king of 30 second...3325falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-310-puzzle-breakers--69750370tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1139694094Mon, 11 Oct 2021 05:31:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again and this time Crendor tries to bring Jesse that good advice that only Crendor can give. Then Jesse and Crendor travel back in the time in the hopes of reliving a year, or talking to themselves, or something? I'm still not sure...3304falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-309-5-successful-habits-of-crendor--69750363tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1135688632Mon, 04 Oct 2021 06:14:55 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Crendor tries to clean up his life - it doesn't really work. Meanwhile Jesse learns staring at people in the eyes while they talk doesn't really mean you're listening. But thankfully Crendor has some tips we think he got from a book that can...3352falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-308-totinos-pizza-poops--69750385tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1131630310Mon, 27 Sep 2021 01:44:41 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor has got beef with the iphone! Is 13 his unlucky number? Meanwhile, Jesse HATES the Netflix reality show "The Circle", although he can't stop talking about it. Then mystery poops threaten Totinos Pizza Roll...3918falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-307-the-great-british-brek-off--69750365tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1127760976Mon, 20 Sep 2021 05:10:48 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Crendor followed through on his promise to make a British Breakfast! But did his brekkie please the native brits of the internet? Or did they take issue with the size of his sausage? Also Jesse discovers his neighbors...3541falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-306-coffee-ice-cream-and-other-mysteries--69750373tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1123657315Mon, 13 Sep 2021 03:32:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is out of town and overseas! So he's both tired AND DRUNK! This should be a great episode :P Also Crendor is all about Pumpkin spice - or at least he was. And the boys deep dive it a McDonalds mystery that goes...4431falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-305-worm-gruntin--69750367tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1119549058Mon, 06 Sep 2021 06:01:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again with an all new episode, and this time Jesse and Crendor realize they aren't the main characters. Someone is, but it's not them! Also Crendor discovers a new festival for him to love and Jesse can't understand why someone would...3586falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-304-castle-crashers--69750391tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1115351911Mon, 30 Aug 2021 04:35:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got a date with Muncie Indiana! Who knew one place could hold so much Bob Ross and Garfield?! Also Crendor find a love for castles and harassing Jesse about coffee... or is it espresso? All this and a woman...4126falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-303-coping-mechanisms--69750409tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1111008682Mon, 23 Aug 2021 04:40:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor tries to explain what goes through his head while stressing out. Jesse thinks he understands, but spoiler: he doesn't. Also, the two have some ideas on how to improve sports and for some reason talk about...3900falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-302-pineapple-jerky-problems--69750414tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1106739688Mon, 16 Aug 2021 04:32:17 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time Jesse is obsessed with a snack he ate this past week while doing a top secret thing. Crendor tries to find it for him and it leads down a rabbit hole to Whole Foods, twin nutritionists, and expensive water. Also Cox...3361falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-301-crendor-s-fantasy-life--69750399tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1102740127Mon, 09 Aug 2021 06:49:48 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse has done the impossible! 7 whole days of exercise!? Is this a world first?! Also Crendor has officially spent too much time at the Renn Faire and now decided to write a book. What could his...4065falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-300-yes-there-have-been-300-of-these--69750376tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1098470527Mon, 02 Aug 2021 04:54:46 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's the 300th episodes of Cox n' Crendor! To celebrate we take a look back at your favorite quotes, moments, and then completely forget which one of us said or did the thing you love. Also a man tried to run on water, you can taste garlic with your...4238falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-299-teach-him-a-lesson--69750417tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1094186506Mon, 26 Jul 2021 06:53:32 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode Crendor returns to the Renn Faire and gets a great deal on mushrooms! Also Jesse knows some guys on tiktok and the Olympics are on! Also a man teaches a gator a lesson apparently, and Jesse gets sent back to high school. All this and...3521falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-298-crendor-thoughts--69750428tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1090087228Mon, 19 Jul 2021 06:52:22 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse is wondering why everyone thinks he's so threatening?! Or is it too nice? It's gotta be one of the two right?! Meanwhile Crendor goes back to the Renn Faire and realizing you're in a dream....3406falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-297-back-in-my-day--69750389tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1085957128Mon, 12 Jul 2021 06:33:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys dive deep into the world of international alarms and alert systems. Why? Cause Crendor looked up them up! Why?! Who knows anymore... Also Jesse built a storage shelf, even though he has barely anything to put in it. And a...3728falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-296-extreme-therapy--69750412tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1081616494Mon, 05 Jul 2021 06:03:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Crendor is taking on some EXTREME THERAPY! Turns out that when tackling your biggest tasks, putting them off isn't the smartest course of action. Who knew?! Also a man wants a chocotaco really badly, Julia Child washes...3400falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-295-torsday-and-other-nonsense--69750798tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1077312472Mon, 28 Jun 2021 06:18:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week, once again, Jesse does not understand Crendor's brain. To make matters worse they're trying to come up with a new day. Why? Well that's just Crendor brain for ya! Also exorcism in Home Depot and international Chilis! All this and more on a...3907falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-294-ananas-and-brain-fish--69750803tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1072714021Mon, 21 Jun 2021 06:37:26 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Right before this episode Jesse got back from having a bit too much wine to drink, so of course Crendor uses this as the perfect moment to bring up "brain fish" again. But this time, somehow it all makes...3626falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-293-the-gaming-commissioner--69750808tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1067964031Mon, 14 Jun 2021 06:16:44 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new episode and boys return with exciting stories of the past week - is what we would say if we had any. How did we get so boring?! Meanwhile Crendor has had it with every game getting remastered and Jesse just wants to know...3354falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-292-shrek-and-donkey--69750805tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1063344913Mon, 07 Jun 2021 05:44:46 +0000Aderssa SantosShrek and Donkey are back with another episode, and this week they're talking about how Jesse and Crendor are pretty much them. It's wild. Also Crendor tries to talk Jesse out of trying to convince him to play FFXIV. Also just weird LA stuff and a...3003falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-291-jesse-probably-needs-therapy--69750816tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1058872450Mon, 31 May 2021 05:05:11 +0000Aderssa SantosOnce again Jesse has some venting to do, and his good pal Crendor is there with sage advice. At least I think it's advice? Meanwhile Crendor is living his best life, drinking strange things and painting lizards. Speaking of lizards, a wild dinosaur...3527falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-290-the-best-thing-crendor-ever-ate--69750825tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1054341793Mon, 24 May 2021 04:25:04 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse gets another year older. Sheeeeeeeeeesh. Also, Crendor regales us with the tale of the best meal he ever had. Oh, and he has pictures! All this and so much mo....actually it's mostly this ridiculous meal. Y'all are not ready. Go to...4587falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-289-willy-s-wonderland--69750806tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1050102037Mon, 17 May 2021 06:52:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time they've finally watched the new classic that is "Willy's Wonderland!". Can Nic Cage survive the night in a knock off Five Nights At Freddys? Of course he can. He's Nic Cage damnit! Also there's news and wacky stories...4084falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-288-transcendental-house-funk--69750833tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1045821166Sun, 09 May 2021 20:52:36 +0000Aderssa SantosOn this new episode of Cox n' Crendor, Jesse discovers that he'd be best off spending his time in Ibiza making the next wave of techno. Meanwhile Crendor continues to slowly fall apart! But hey at least we both got our shots!!! All this and more on a...3179falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-287-t-u-r-t-l-e-power--69750801tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1041408199Mon, 03 May 2021 02:47:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this week Jesse returns from his trip on the road with plenty of stories to tell of life in the desert. Also Crendor has his own stories, and their exactly the kind of Crendor stories you'd expect. And then we talk about feet...3396falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-286-magical-manuka--69750828tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1036649821Mon, 26 Apr 2021 04:48:38 +0000Aderssa SantosCrendor discovers the dangers of yogurt, gives Jesse a lesson in tea, and the boys discover the powerful and mystical properties of Manuka Honey...and copper doorknobs. Welcome to another episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to...3409falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-285-when-croissant-attacks--69750814tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1032313249Mon, 19 Apr 2021 05:08:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThey boys are back with another episode and this week Crendor reports in on his updated food journal. He's finally taking care of himself - right?! RIGHT!?! Jesse discovers a new react channel and we all learn that malls are mazes! This and so much...3542falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-284-petty-penny-pincher--69750826tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1027514299Mon, 12 Apr 2021 06:44:34 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Jesse decompresses after a terrible youtube meeting. What did they tell him he's doing wrong this time!? Meanwhile, Crendor still can't eat food! Also the boys discover the first speeding ticket and that it doesn't...2931falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-283-ravens--69750810tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1022493847Mon, 05 Apr 2021 06:32:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse's got problems! So many problems...or one problem? Who knows?! Crendor only have one - the guy in line for a burger. We also visit the Ugliest Town in the UK! AND, RAVENS!!!! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get...3200falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-282-horse-meat-batman--69750838tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1018272973Mon, 29 Mar 2021 05:20:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again with another episode, and this week Crendor unleashes an earworm from the world of chiropractory that is sure to ruin your week. Also Jesse sees more weird LA stuff, a town in Arizona wins us over and HORSE MEAT BATMAN IS REAL....4042falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-281-salt-n-pickles--69750834tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1012749301Mon, 22 Mar 2021 04:20:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys return with some good ol' fashioned pickle in the butt news! Also Crendor has taken to monitoring his own blood pressure, which I'm sure won't result in any problems. Meanwhile Jesse got his covid shot so he's pretty much immortal...3341falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-280-jesse-cox-vice-squad--69750848tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1006906189Mon, 15 Mar 2021 00:01:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week they delve deep into the world of ancient history to discover the most ridiculous Pharaoh ever. Also Crendor continues his war against social media, while Jesse is possible caught up in a drug running scheme. All this...2833falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-279-crendor-vs-social-media--69750807tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1000582879Sun, 07 Mar 2021 22:09:01 +0000Aderssa SantosHere we go gang, it's time for another episode and Crendor has had it with social media! HE'S DONE!!! Meanwhile Jesse has a new guilty pleasure game. Speaking of guilty pleasures, Cosmo has got some brand new articles for you that you're gonna...4373falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-278-mucus-mondays--69750837tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/995367799Mon, 01 Mar 2021 07:20:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return for an all new episode and this week Crendor can't stop talking about his nose, or more specifically what's in it. Jesse tries to derail him, but this boy wants you to know what's going on in there! Also a man tries to scam the car...2875falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-277-the-cacti-caper--69750813tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/990381679Mon, 22 Feb 2021 07:26:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back for another look at the past week in their lives along with an in depth and totally important look at the international cacti smuggling syndicate. No really, this is a thing! We were shocked too! Also Crendor makes a steak, Jesse...3472falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-276-valentimes--69750817tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/985828750Mon, 15 Feb 2021 07:45:11 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that spicy time of the year, where love is in the air. And that's brought out all the capsaicin loving shrews! Meanwhile Crendor can't find the perfect pillow, Jesse should have hired movers, and a man makes a guitar out of his uncles bones! All...3710falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-275-the-hot-dog-machine--69750835tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/981188278Mon, 08 Feb 2021 03:15:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse has beef with algorithms. Luckily Crendor has the solution - hot dog machines! Also Cosmo has some more great tips and Crendor is turning into Jesse. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...3190falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-274-cox-n-crendor-n-cosmo--69750860tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/976758202Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:55:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys find themselves looking back in time and discover one of their earliest podcasts involved reading a Cosmo magazine. So they're doing it again. Also David Lynch, AMSR, and America Netherlands. Yep, it's another Cox n' Crendor...3777falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-273-jesse-s-wild-dream-life--69750818tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/972159853Mon, 25 Jan 2021 08:01:19 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again with an all new episode and this time Jesse's got a weird dream on his mind that might be the strangest thing we've ever talked about. Crendor on the other hand has a fat squirrel outside his window. All this and the best...3690falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-272-addicted-to-crencaine--69750831tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/967723018Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:45:57 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return for another week of nonsense. This time Jesse is feeling down cause he's a big dummy, but Crendor is there to pep him up with the newest street drug. Also Farts McGee is here to save the NBA! Oh, and snakes climb stuff, birds are sick,...2886falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-271-crendor-loves-gabby--69750843tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/963383533Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:03:22 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're back with another episode of Cox n' Crendor and this time there's a naked men swamps, mountains in Canada, and sports on Nickelodeon! 2021 is out of control!!! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Visit...2931falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-270-tying-the-crenknot--69750853tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/959030032Mon, 04 Jan 2021 08:04:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week we've got a BIG announcement from Crendor. Also dreams decide to give us one last 2020 send off, and Crendor teaches us how to drink wine. Oh, and squirrels are out to get you! Happy 2021!!! :P Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15%...3317falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-269-nice--69750815tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/955235302Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:16:30 +0000Aderssa SantosThey're back for another week of nonsense and fun. This time Jesse is trying this whole "no soda" thing and it might slowly be wrecking his insides. Meanwhile Crendor is discovering the power of a good meatball. All this, so much more, and a good ol'...2583falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-268-bare-with-us--69750845tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/951563197Mon, 21 Dec 2020 07:46:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week, legend tells of another crazy run in at the infamous gas station! Also Crendor discovers there are certain Christmas songs he does not enjoy AT ALL. Then Santa and his elves raid a drug den. All this and so much more...2833falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-267-the-ring-dinger--69750839tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/947111767Mon, 14 Dec 2020 07:28:23 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that time again, where Crendor shares exactly how he's falling apart in ways no one thought possible. This week he's go to get his back looked at and quickly the conversation devolves into the craziest youtube description ever in the history of...3411falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-266-gabu-gabu-punch-man--69750819tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/942840598Mon, 07 Dec 2020 06:42:17 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back for another episode of WHAT'S. SLOWLY. KILLING. CRENDOR!!!!!!! This time it's his mouth. Also Jesse is going insane from being stuck inside all day, a journalist has a strange obsession with talking animals, and Crendor introduces...3083falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-265-no-more-black-friday--69750857tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/938553580Mon, 30 Nov 2020 08:01:21 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return for their annual Black Friday episode - and you maniacs finally did it. Twas not the pandemic that killed Black Friday, it was convivence that killed the beast. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox90 and use code cox90 to get $90 off...3040falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-264-stealing-above-your-weight-class--69750840tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/934388512Mon, 23 Nov 2020 07:54:25 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week Jesse is calling out corporate america for overlooking his partnership potential! Also Crendor found another David Lynch video and a man decides to steal a thing we never thought to steal before. Now we want to steal...2822falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-263-lil-crendor-s-big-dream--69750820tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/930112684Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:54:17 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Crendor tells us all about that time he got a Ps5. Jesse is not happy. Also a woman poses as n FBI agent to get free Chicken and Jesse would do the same. All this and a deep dive into Crendor's childhood on this fun episode of Cox n'...3183falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-262-the-sweetest-episode-yet--69750854tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/925889785Mon, 09 Nov 2020 07:40:24 +0000Aderssa SantosOur 8th Anniversary quickly approaches, so of course we're going to listen to Crendor's story about his repair guy that never shows up. Also we travel to to Iceland and get totally lost. But the good news is, the news this week is extra sweet. All...3689falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-261-those-fish-be-cray--69750856tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/921864391Mon, 02 Nov 2020 06:31:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've taken two decidely different life paths. Crendor chipped a tooth and is now in a world of hurt, meanwhile Jesse got convinced to download tinder and is totally overwhelmed with bots. Both seem pretty bad. Also...3620falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-260-the-kind-sorta-maybe-halloween-episode--69750821tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/917675008Mon, 26 Oct 2020 06:58:29 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return once again to complain about the nonsense of the week, and judge Halloween candy top ten lists. Also Jesse encounters a crazy no mask person who spoilers was definitely drunk and racist. Meanwhile Crendor tells us the tales of his time...3494falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-259-this-town-is-crazy--69750844tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/913069474Mon, 19 Oct 2020 06:54:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys return and Jesse has a strange tail to tell about the seeder side of Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor discovers another strange place he never knew existed and Florida man continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. All this and...2283falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-258-train-rides-with-crendor--69750824tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/909101308Mon, 12 Oct 2020 06:57:52 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys return from doing what they do every week, which is find strange things to talk about.... except Jesse. He did nothing. Also two men get in a fight over almond milk and pokemon card binging is a rich youtuber thing now?! All this...2457falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-257-that-s-a-good-cuppa-coffee--69750851tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/900814966Mon, 28 Sep 2020 06:29:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys deep dive into Crendor's obsession with a good cup of caffeine. Also Disneyland is for kids only apparently, a dude gets in a fight with homeless bike repairmen, and people just be stealing tractors now! All this and way more...3092falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-256-just-two-nerds-nerding--69750865tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/896818507Mon, 21 Sep 2020 06:59:23 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Crendor takes Jesse down the path to nerdom. Thankfully they are pulled back by even more nerdom. It's a pretty nerdy episode. That and a man paints an alligator! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Use promo code COX at...3476falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-255-hurricane-headbanger--69750883tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/892924438Mon, 14 Sep 2020 06:55:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys are in search of discovery or something like that... Turns out Crendor has some crazy ideas and Jesse must know why. Also Minshew Mania is back and a crazy many head-bangs in a hurricane AGAIN. All this and so much more, on a brand...3596falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-254-fast-food-friends--69750822tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/888984262Mon, 07 Sep 2020 02:03:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return and Jesse has a story of keeping up with the Kardashians. Also Crendor wants to talk fast food. I think he's hungry. All this and the most recent champion fighting for our rights on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...2873falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-253-monkey-busters--69750829tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/884911675Mon, 31 Aug 2020 06:57:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week they discover that in Japan, there's a new name in JUSTICE. Also Jesse and Crendor discover foods old people love, and they dare to love them too. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to...2927falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-252-a-gamecube-theory--69750849tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/880997914Mon, 24 Aug 2020 05:35:55 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got all sorts of stuff on their mind - MOSTLY VTubers. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the hidden gem of Arizona, Grasshopper Junction! Did I forget to mention Jesse has a theory about Gamecube stans? All this...3090falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-251-nap-time-for-jesse--69750827tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/877080409Mon, 17 Aug 2020 04:03:34 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse can't seem to stay awake! Then, Crendor discovers working out in a mask and other important things. Also a man lives it up in a luxury box at a stadium during the pandemic, and we couldn't be happier for him. All...2958falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-250-cox-n-crenboar--69750830tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/873205693Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:30:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse is investing in weird hardware for the sake of the podcast - mostly for himself, but the podcast is included now. Also Crendor has a run in with another one of the crazy people he meets on a daily basis. All this...2595falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-249-wendy-s-has-phat-beatz--69750867tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/869266657Mon, 03 Aug 2020 06:58:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this week we've got it all! Burger raps! Carver protocol! And the return of caterpillars! It's time for another exciting Cox n' Crendor! Get an additional 3 months for free with promo code COX at http://babbel.com Check out...3597falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-248-the-ballad-of-horsella--69750862tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/861130474Mon, 20 Jul 2020 06:38:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they just want to know it's Crendor's birthday... OR IS IT?! We take a walk down memory lane to Pawn Stars and then we wind our way down to the airport where a man just wants to take weed to his girlfriend who is...2833falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-247-p-for-vendetta--69750877tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/857019448Mon, 13 Jul 2020 06:39:28 +0000Aderssa SantosLegend tells of a hero, one that will unite the world against tyranny. A hero that is more than a man or a woman. An idea. And ideas are bullet proof. All this, and so much more on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get Honey for FREE at...3186falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-246-under-the-sea--69750832tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/852913576Mon, 06 Jul 2020 06:12:18 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they discover what foods you definitely should not eat raw, which is important because you can put pizza on a bagel or something. Also a restaurant is underwater and while it reminds them of an old story, it might just...3623falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-245-you-remember-this-show--69750858tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/848769778Mon, 29 Jun 2020 05:14:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThis episode Jesse and Crendor deep dive into their favorite childhood shows on Nick and Disney, as well as discover Jesse's extreme love of Mariska Hargitay.... or was it Mrs. Frizzle? That and a man melts coffee beans while jumping off a roof! It's...3319falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-244-tales-of-crenkid-and-jessboy--69750866tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/844555876Mon, 22 Jun 2020 05:34:14 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with an all new episode, this time traveling back to their youth. What we discover is Crendor has always been Crendor and Jesse is the worst friend ever. Also a man shoves something where he shouldn't have. All this and so much more...2294falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-243-burried-treasure-troubles--69750874tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/840374356Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:44:52 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor tries to get through an entire episode without mentioning his broken junk. Also Jesse tries fasting and dealing with his bizzare neighbors. Oh, and a million dollar treasure was found by the most unlikely of...3616falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-242-nacho-problem--69750876tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/836160607Mon, 08 Jun 2020 06:48:02 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've brought with them a famed spanish porn star, candle seller, and toad drug pusher! Also Crendor can't play video games, Jesse is loses time, and the world simply can't figure out how to play baseball again! All...3499falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-241-cox-n-caffeine-in-the-morning--69750836tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/832027900Mon, 01 Jun 2020 06:10:35 +0000Aderssa SantosThey boys are back with another episode of nonsense. This week Jesse discovers super coffee and Crendor keeps saying the phrase "pelvic floor". All this, and a sexual fantasy gone wrong! It's definitely time for a new Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off...2987falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-240-randy-monkey--69750841tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/818002072Mon, 11 May 2020 06:50:05 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've discovered that when you're stuck inside for 2 months, you end up doing things you never thought you would. Also Jesse finds out that sometimes people are assholes ALL THE TIME! Who knew!? That and a...3575falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-239-when-you-really-want-to-go-camping--69750864tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/813147949Mon, 04 May 2020 06:56:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again and this time Jesse rediscovers the amazing reviewbrah! Who knew watching someone review fast food in a suit could be so uplifting? Also Crendor broke his ding dong. That's right. You heard me. That and a man sneaks in to...3032falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-238-crendor-s-new-mind-powers--69750892tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/802815586Mon, 20 Apr 2020 06:56:20 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! The boys are back and their making their way through quarantine the best way they know how - BUT LEARNING HOW TO CONTROL MINDS!!! That's right, Crendor has officially become a threat to us all! He needs to be...3488falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-237-what-did-i-just-watch--69750842tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/791923453Mon, 06 Apr 2020 06:10:18 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again with another exciting episode of sitting around at home watching paint dry. Thankfully Netflix is there with something else to watch - PURE INSANITY. Crendor has seen Tiger King and Jesse maybe found something even more...3422falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-236-unknown-cow--69750852tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/786576238Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:09:22 +0000Aderssa SantosWelcome to another Cox n' Quarentine in the morning! Sure we're all stuck inside still, but our little show continues on! Besides my attempts to get Crendor watch Tiger King, we've also got a great story about the best cow ever. Also Crendor loves QVC...3420falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-235-the-fall-of-buffdor--69750879tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/781397110Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:14:25 +0000Aderssa SantosSo you're stuck at home? We are too . And you might not notice it from this episode, but we may be going crazy - or hitting our stride. Either way it's time for more nonsense! From Florida being Florida, to Crendor losing his buff status, it's just...3174falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-234-well-this-was-a-week--69750846tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/776911405Mon, 16 Mar 2020 07:48:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and remember how last we they weren't worried about any stupid virus. WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES. From Crendor's panic attacks to Jesse meeting crazy people, the podcast doesn't change but the times do! Join as we try to calm...3018falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-233-selling-out-the-cnc-way--69750900tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/773053237Mon, 09 Mar 2020 06:46:00 +0000Aderssa SantosJust a reminder, we want to see you in Chicago next week! Coxandcrendor.com is the place to go to buy your tickets! In this episode Jesse and Crendor realize people don't wash their hands and lose their minds. Also Floridia man finds his excalibur,...2802falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-232-where-s-waldo--69750870tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/765625561Mon, 24 Feb 2020 07:51:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they reflect heavily on how intemidating they are. More importantly, why is it that Jesse has negative inimidation, especially when it comes to people asking for money. They also discover Crendor's cats is real name,...2742falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-231-so-deep-your-ears-pop--69750909tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/761979616Mon, 17 Feb 2020 08:32:11 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for another another dive into talking about things you definitely didn't expect to hear on this podcast. First Crendor tries to convince Jesse that working out is fun. Jesse has other ideas about how he'd like to lose weight - with the power...3524falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-230-well-i-guess-this-is-growing-up--69750850tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/758109436Mon, 10 Feb 2020 07:56:21 +0000Aderssa SantosLA traffic! Why are you so bad?! This week Jesse gets stuck in a traffic jam cause a boat exploded. Not anywhere near the road, just cause it happened. Also Crendor thinks he's dying - again. And we learn not to eat weird things and suck it up when...3392falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-229-the-voice-in-your-head--69750872tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/754159624Mon, 03 Feb 2020 07:06:38 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you have conversations in your head? Do you talk with voices or work out problems in great detail in your mind palace? Jesse does not. BUT Crendor does. SO OF COURSE they have an hour long discussion about. That's pretty much most of this episode...4274falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-228-trial-by-combat--69750920tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/750166546Mon, 27 Jan 2020 08:20:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor has tons of stories to tell from his travels - that's right - HE LEFT HOME?!?! The story is even more shocking that that! Also Jesse tries to make an old lady laugh and a couple caring over a snail is the best...4070falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-227-the-sauce-aint-worth-it--69750863tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/742647325Mon, 13 Jan 2020 07:31:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse tries his hardest to pronounce words correctly, but Crendor just can't seem to get through to him. Also we learn that sometimes McDonald's dipping sauces aren't worth getting angry over and WEED finally comes to Chicago - so you know...3012falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-226-resolve-to-kick-ass--69750927tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/739094314Mon, 06 Jan 2020 09:19:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe first show of the new year is here and there isn't going to be a damn thing different about this podcast in 2020. Speaking of which, Jesse and Crendor have some resolutions and possible a reason to visit a sex club. All this, and a 2019 year in...3455falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-225-mystery-town--69750882tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/734285266Thu, 26 Dec 2019 21:04:32 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time once again for Jesse and Crendor to take stock of their last year, go over their victories and regrets, commiserate about loves lost and found, and toast to the future! ... who are we kidding, none of that happens, although a Florida woman...3208falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-224-a-camel-for-the-lord--69750868tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/728496112Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:08:41 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys discuss Crendor's swoll self, and how the only time Jesse really worked out was when he wanted to get away from his parents. Also the Green Cheetah strikes again! And three unlikely animals form the next great Disney movie franchise...3337falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-223-old-people-problems--69750889tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/724858045Mon, 09 Dec 2019 07:21:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse finds himself overworked and stressed out for the holidays for the first time in his life, all because he ....cares? Meanwhile, Crendor still does not. But he sure has lots of problems. Also Florida man returns caught in an affair with...2847falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-222-a-twisty-black-friday--69750928tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/723570133Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:01:15 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for the annual black friday show! And this time the boys manage to find some weird fun in all the holiday chaos. Crendor relives his life working at circuit city and Jesse can't believe police are harassing a naked man. All this and SO much...2907falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-221-dogs-and-cats--69750884tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/718093618Mon, 25 Nov 2019 06:59:16 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with an all new episode and this time Jesse wants you all to know the world is ready for more Minshew Mania!!! Meanwhile Crendor prepares to relive his best days and live on a level of existence we only can dream about. Also a dog...3268falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-220-like-bags-of-coke-in-the-wind--69750897tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/714462910Mon, 18 Nov 2019 07:00:50 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with an all new episode and this time Jesse has got some issues with peppermint mocha! Crendor on the other hand can't get figure out how to pronounce a French city, driving him to distraction. But nothing is quite as good as an all...3427falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-219-the-power-of-chicken--69750871tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/713055109Fri, 15 Nov 2019 03:08:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time they've got the long awaited review of Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Did it give Crendor super human strength?! What is in this sammy!? Also a nerd defends his home in the nerdiest way possible. All...2300falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-218-of-mermaids-and-minshew--69750939tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/707609113Mon, 04 Nov 2019 07:45:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time they make a pack to try the new chicken sandwich everyone can't shut up about! Why is it so popular?! Also Crendor takes us on a trip through some of Nic Cages most recent movies and Jesse discovers...3173falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-217-where-s-tommy--69750878tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/703935073Tue, 29 Oct 2019 07:35:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back once again and this time Jesse has a run in with a potential ghost! Meanwhile Crendor finds himself yearning for the days when he was a clean shaven baby boy. Also - what were you up to in 1986? This and more questions as well as the...2900falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-216-too-many-pringles--69750885tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/700852132Thu, 24 Oct 2019 01:50:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with another episode filled with all the pringles based goofs you can handle! For some reason they become obsessed with the ludicrous number of flavors and take a deep dive. Also Crendor changes his twitter profile and Jesse has some...2348falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-215-the-mcd-appleberry--69750899tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/698155930Fri, 18 Oct 2019 09:34:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back at it again and this time they bring the good word - The McRib is back! So you know what that means!!!! Actually you don't, cause Jesse has some incredibly funny news. Meanwhile Crendor has taken to watching QVC and ordering candles....3907falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-214-rough-and-ready--69750896tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/692136790Mon, 07 Oct 2019 07:48:26 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with another episode and Crendor has been up to A LOT this week. This is highly unusual! Most of it is terrible, but he's been actively terrible, so that's new! Also Florida Man wields a samurai sword over trash and the boys discover...2443falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-213-eating-camel--69750847tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/692026420Mon, 07 Oct 2019 00:30:13 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse's weekend somehow predicts the news story?! Coxstradamus strikes again! Also a review of Twitchcon and Crendor goes to Octoberfest! All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor!...2568falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-212-captain-america-s-bad-day--69750903tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/685350256Mon, 23 Sep 2019 05:12:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThe week Jesse finds himself suffering from a mysterious illness, while Crendor is suffering from being so swole. The boys also deep dive into the great candy debate raging across twitter and learn about a strong contender for Florida Man's rival. All...3243falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-211-radioactive-whiskey-snake--69750950tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/685300081Mon, 23 Sep 2019 02:12:33 +0000Aderssa SantosWe had a slight hiccup with this episode, apparently it went up and then was removed for some reason!? I didn't have a clue - so it's back! Anyway, this week the boys talk reality TV nonsense and learn about a snake super hero in the making. All this...3106falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-210-our-first-live-show--69750906tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/678424491Mon, 09 Sep 2019 10:37:20 +0000Aderssa SantosSo many of you asked if we'd put our live show up, that we finally gave in and did it. OBVIOUSLY this isn't going to be like our normal shows, and it certainly will have some things that only translate well to a crowd of people in a live setting. Hope...8837falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-209-a-wasted-week--69750907tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/674393576Mon, 02 Sep 2019 04:55:07 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back to discuss all the amazing things they did this week so you can live vicariously through them! ...who are we kidding, they just played WoW. But also somehow manage to talk about being an only child and a man who died like such an...2658falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-208-cocaine-boots--69750880tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/673589228Sat, 31 Aug 2019 06:19:01 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode, and this time they're prepping for a hard week of nerding out. And how do you prep for that you may ask? Buying weird foods - in this case - gushers apparently. Also Jesse has pizza dreams, Crendor drinks too...2469falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-207-alligator-pants--69750890tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/668273843Tue, 20 Aug 2019 00:06:54 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time they're coming down off the high that is Mallort and Warhammer paint fumes. After the live show Jesse still has one story left to tell just for you! Meanwhile Crendor spent the day at the...2965falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-206-nic-cage-a-life--69750893tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/665631170Wed, 14 Aug 2019 11:57:41 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse and Crendor talk about the finer things in life, like making music with an MRI machine, getting into drugs cause of your cat, and Nic Cage being a genuine hero to the weirdos of the world. Also Jesse discovers the greatest album in the...3672falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-205-general-anxiety--69750971tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/663718904Sat, 10 Aug 2019 01:39:27 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've brought with them all the adventures in Australia Jesse can remember! Also Crendor continues to paint new friends and a man dresses as his daughter to escape prison. All this and more on an exciting new episode...3054falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-204-newport-richie-returns--69750859tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/657924827Mon, 29 Jul 2019 06:36:09 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back from their summer break and boy has nothing changed at all. Still complaining about the same old things! Although now Crendor has a new hobby that he might be tricking Jesse into doing, it may just be the entirety of their live show....3111falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-203-american-healthscare--69750861tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/644558145Mon, 01 Jul 2019 07:33:59 +0000Aderssa SantosHere we go again! This week Crendor finds himself in the best shape of his life, while Jesse thinks he's about to die. My how the tables have turned. Also a man trains a squirrel to kill. What's the deal with all the squirrel assassins these days?! Go...3197falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-202-the-dream--69750924tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/641602794Tue, 25 Jun 2019 00:13:29 +0000Aderssa SantosTWO EPISODES IN A WEEK?! What madness is this?! Well - it's the kind of madness that we're legally responsible for! Gotta make the ad men happy! ANYWAY - in this episode Jesse regales Crendor with the mysterious dream he's had 3 times this week. Also...2817falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-201-something-fishy--69750898tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/640630809Sat, 22 Jun 2019 20:08:58 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Jesse's gone and got himself a cold. Turns out running around a convention can do that do you. It'd be so stupid if he then went out on a boat in the rain. Luckily Crendor is here to be sensible and update us on his path of...2384falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-200-so-much-stupid--69750956tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/637369641Sun, 16 Jun 2019 06:28:21 +0000Aderssa SantosIt all started as a goof nearly 7 years ago and somehow here we are. Looking back at the past 199 episodes we pick quotes you've selected to take us on a whimsical journey through our past. Why did we say the things we said?! Can we blame it on drugs?...2647falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-199-no-free-fries--69750886tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/630716862Mon, 03 Jun 2019 03:14:23 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back for their 199th episode! Before the next one follow their instructions carefully and help them out to make the 200th episode actually a special thing - maybe. Also an alligator gets drunk. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n'...2798falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-198-ol-weed-butt--69750887tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/627211293Mon, 27 May 2019 06:25:30 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse's back from Hotlanta and Crendor went to the mall - SO YOU KNOW they have stories to tell. Crendor is also attempting to gain some weight, so thankfully Jesse's here to help him with years of knowledge and practice. Also a man put weed in his...2611falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-197-the-accent-is-on-the-why--69750894tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/623496396Mon, 20 May 2019 08:25:44 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode starts out going someplace and quickly derails into accents. What are the sexiest American accents. Why do sports broadcaster talk the way they do. All of that stuff. Will we brutally butcher...2548falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-196-two-years-and-500-well-spent--69750917tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/619845540Mon, 13 May 2019 09:52:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back once again to talk about the important issues of the day - like weird voice acting dreams, strange looks into the creation of men made of meatballs, and other such nonsense. Also we've got a big announcement for those in the midwest!...2853falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-195-the-music-i-liked-sucks--69750926tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/616305003Mon, 06 May 2019 02:41:51 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news...2715falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-194-did-i-do-thaaaaat--69750902tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/613462602Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:51:43 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've brought with them the tale of Jesse's trip to San Francisco! Crendor talks to a man in a sauna, Ozy and Newport Richie are back, as well as way too many people offering us weed. All this and more nonsense on...3868falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-193-what-was-in-that-water--69750891tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/609597006Mon, 22 Apr 2019 07:11:51 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're diving in the deep end of Starbucks water. Is it as good as Crendor claims? We also learn a bit about doctors, Jesse's parents, and kind of weird things Crendor still thinks are happening that definitely aren't....2916falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-192-karate-witch--69750933tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/606103965Mon, 15 Apr 2019 01:05:37 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for more nonsense, fresh from the non-content mines! This week the boys talk about aging, wine, and fine dining... wait what?! Also Crendor let's know know about his water habits and Jesse refuses to believe him. There's also way too many...3633falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-191-strange-things-a-foot-at-the-subway--69750908tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/602588931Mon, 08 Apr 2019 01:47:11 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and this time they've got some stories that for some reason all seem to be related to Subway. What's going on at Subway to make it so crazy?! Also Crendor has finally seen Jupiter Ascending and Jesse takes issue...3665falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-190-taking-on-big-insta--69750967tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/599123691Mon, 01 Apr 2019 06:46:07 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week a tangent about using Instagram too much turns into a talk about beauty and cultural expectations. How did that happen?! Also Florida man is back at it again and Jesse can't handle the new way people get you to watch youtube videos! All this...2492falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-189-people-in-the-plaaaaaaace--69750948tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/595430046Mon, 25 Mar 2019 06:54:20 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're back baby! An all new episode that really shows the world how exciting our lives are. Meanwhile the boys wonder about the caviar vending machine and what other wild machines exist out there. In the news Florida makes it big and another person...2841falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-188-bacon-eggs-and-bigfoot--69750945tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/591758667Mon, 18 Mar 2019 03:03:36 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for some more goofs and witch like cackles! Jesse and Crendor decide to create a university and it's as terrible of an idea as it sounds. Also Jesse gets caught in a fight at a gas station and Crendor regales us with more of his dreams. All...3323falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-187-cox-n-crendor-put-you-to-sleep--69750918tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/588198594Mon, 11 Mar 2019 05:42:35 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with an all new episode, and this time they finally understand what podcasts are for - putting you to sleep! What they don't understand is what the hell is going on at malls across America. Jesse tries to be a handyman and Crendor...3500falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-186-life-in-googly-woogly--69750922tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/584642874Mon, 04 Mar 2019 05:48:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor has issue with some of Australia's city names. But when Jesse throws it back in his face with some of the cities near Chicago, the great googly debate begins! Also a man dips his balls in salsa. All this and...3266falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-185-grandpa-loves-his-yogurt--69750947tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/580884846Mon, 25 Feb 2019 08:31:28 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's another week, and another example of how boring these two really are. For people who get caught up in wacky shenanigans, most of the time they really don't do much! Thankfully the rest of the world flies by delivering amazing stories like this...2804falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-184-how-to-find-love-at-the-waffle-house--69750946tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/577186482Mon, 18 Feb 2019 08:04:59 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for more of the boys and their ridiculous adventures. This week Crendor lords his fine wine tastes over others and thumbs his nose at milkshakes. Meanwhile Jesse up and found himself single again before Valentine's Day! Maybe he could learn...2833falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-183-bat-girl-and-kindness--69750936tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/573470034Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:45:19 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've brought with them two new super heroes! We're still work-shopping the names. Also Crendor and Jesse maybe become Buddhist while snow covers the north west. All this and more on this exciting new episode of Cox...2841falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-182-spider-dick--69750943tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/569816988Mon, 04 Feb 2019 07:55:06 +0000Aderssa SantosWell you know it's that kind of week when one of the big news stories involves a man being bit in the nether regions by a spider - and it being hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse try to figure out what a rose tastes like, visit Duncanville, and learn...2775falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-181-crab-rave--69750955tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/565756581Mon, 28 Jan 2019 07:50:24 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with a weeks worth of nonsense. This time the boys delve deep into the murky waters of the cinematic masterpiece "Sharks Tale", as well as help Crendor learn state capitols! Also Jesse can't believe Kirsten Stewart arrested a man in...3265falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-180-jesse-goes-to-ikea--69750961tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/562236312Mon, 21 Jan 2019 06:04:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got a few thoughts on what exactly being smart is all about. Also Crendor discovers how big Greenland actually is and the boys learn a valuable lesson about nostalgia. But let's not bury the lead - JESSE GOES TO...3064falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-179-top-7-crendor-deep-thoughts-number-3-will-surprise-you--69750869tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/555217500Mon, 07 Jan 2019 05:42:42 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again and this time with click bait! Crendor "blesses" the world with his deepest thoughts, while also taking time to complain about awards shows. Meanwhile a man throws a pizza at his dad and a guy buys a dead fish for three million...2898falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-178-we-re-done-with-2018--69751008tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/552154599Mon, 31 Dec 2018 08:07:55 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's the last podcast of 2018 and we couldn't be happier. We look back and reflect on the year the best way we know how - by not talking about it. Instead we talk about Charlie Brown's seasonal depression, Garfield, and delve deep into what exactly is...3290falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-177-rockin-baby-jesus--69750977tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/549412824Mon, 24 Dec 2018 07:58:55 +0000Aderssa SantosOn this episode Jesse and Crendor begin what I truly believe to be the best Christmas album of 2019. Coming eventually! Also we learn all 3 things Crendor knows about Argentina! Some wacky news and random thoughts and you've got yourself an all new...2643falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-176-crenlosophy-101--69750875tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/546094872Mon, 17 Dec 2018 06:55:15 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys take a hard right hand turn on the road to comedy and somehow end up talking history and philosophy?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? Also we learn a little bit more about Jesse's home town AND discover that 2018 may not be such a terrible...3207falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-175-jingle-jangle--69750910tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/542372766Mon, 10 Dec 2018 05:46:00 +0000Aderssa SantosBoy o boy do we have an episode for you! Crendor is on a Christmas movie binge while somehow getting commercial jingles stuck in his head?! Jesse on the other hand has some questions about this weeks news stories. Well, he just has lots of questions...3657falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-174-the-good-list--69750979tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/539031237Mon, 03 Dec 2018 07:06:24 +0000Aderssa SantosWhat starts as a discussion about something totally different ends in a giant list of the one thing you need to get from every single chain restaurant they guys can think up. Why?! Even they aren't sure. Also we return to the wild adventures of...2946falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-173-boring-friday--69750932tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/535559391Mon, 26 Nov 2018 04:59:03 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that time of the week so you know the boys are back with new stories to tell and wacky antics! It's our yearly Black Friday episode and booooooy has Black Friday gotten boring. What happened America!? Even the Black Friday news is lame! But...2803falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-172-unintentional-anniversary-party--69750919tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/532077090Mon, 19 Nov 2018 06:23:14 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back! And it's time to celebrate 6 years of making podcasts with an all star cast of celebrity guests and a look back at....oh.... they forgot until about 30 minutes into the podcast didn't they. But hey, they are offering stream...3264falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-171-the-legend-of-crendysseus--69750983tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/528505944Mon, 12 Nov 2018 07:26:46 +0000Aderssa SantosLegend tells of a late night journey Crendor took from Jesse's room at Blizzcon to his own hotel after a night of watching Nic Cage. Sure, it was 20 minutes - but it felt like a life time. What did he experience on his quest to find himself? What...3380falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-170-the-halloween-spirit--69750935tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/521428128Mon, 29 Oct 2018 05:16:41 +0000Aderssa SantosHere we go! The boys are back with spooky episode about .... well nothing spooky actually. Unless you consider Crendor becoming incredibly agro as he gets more and more buff. Or perhaps your kind of terror is in the yogurt isle with Jesse? Maybe the...3082falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-169-these-jobs-suck--69750984tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/517929045Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:40:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've gotten themselves into.... nothing really. Boy are they boring. Thankfully there are billions of other much more interesting people in the world for them to watch and interact with. Also we delve back into the...3113falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-168-the-chills--69750993tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/514467345Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:44:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time they've discovered the only thing worse than the grocery store on a Sunday. Crendor is possibly haunted by ghosts, stoners take over a Starbucks, and Jesse admits to watching may too much of the Chills youtube channel....2985falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-167-raco-michigan--69750873tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/511117812Mon, 08 Oct 2018 05:37:39 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and while they could be talking about movies like Venom or what happened to Crendor this week (spoiler: it was nothing), instead they become obsessed over a city that apparently doesn't exist. Also they learn that in Florida being...2491falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-166-crendor-s-new-show--69750976tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/507664308Mon, 01 Oct 2018 03:55:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time terrible TV has driven them to creating a new TV show called "Crazy Shit". It is probably exactly what you think it is. Also the dudes try to pick fights with Jesse and a woman's revenge story against an alligator is...2658falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-165-bear-mace-bullies--69750914tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/504226218Mon, 24 Sep 2018 02:27:08 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Jesse discovers his Hendrix shirt may not be the best thing to wear around Venice Beach, CA, Crendor has a dream home, and dude protects his store with a bong! All this and more, on this brand new episode of Cox n'...2968falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-164-real-american-heroes--69750995tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/500982246Mon, 17 Sep 2018 04:36:56 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time Jesse has beef with the way people are holding up his lines...no, his life! Crendor tries to sell Jesse on Costco while the boys learn a valuable lesson about quitting. Also an idiot from Florida does something...2626falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-163-monkey-n-around--69750949tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/497690697Mon, 10 Sep 2018 01:33:02 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that time again to wake yourself up with all the news you can use! And by news, we mean stuff we did during the week and remembered to talk about! Crendor, has a lot of that! Meanwhile Jesse is once again drawn in by the sexy sexy world of Are...3816falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-162-buffdor-rises--69750925tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/491125050Mon, 27 Aug 2018 02:30:34 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor are back and this time we have an update on the crendiet and buffdor status. Also there's a new season of Are You the One and the boys can't wait to check out the new cast! Finally a man microwaves and microwave, and the world...4338falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-161-crendiet--69750953tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/484804401Mon, 13 Aug 2018 05:40:06 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor is on the mend and feeling great! But has Crendor's new gym lifestyle inspired Jesse to eat better, or this just the start of another bit they're taking too far. Also the boys discover nature is crazy as hell,...3141falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-160-the-secret-menu--69750975tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/478454727Mon, 30 Jul 2018 00:24:21 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time Crendor returns to the Renaissance Faire with big news! Meanwhile Jesse is still trying to form the Hunger Games and boy does he hate the heat in England! The news segment becomes a Mcdonalds ad, and Jesse sees a gang -...4029falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-159-falling-apart--69750970tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/472148865Sun, 15 Jul 2018 23:19:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time poor Crendor is in pieces. Who knew mister "yogurt is the only thing I need to be healthy" would suddenly start falling apart. Meanwhile, Jesse is just getting old. The boys also discover that just cause a man doesn't...3284falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-158-your-greedy-greedy-boobs--69750921tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/466164324Mon, 02 Jul 2018 04:40:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with another look into the important issues affecting Jesse's airport travel. Did you know he's carrying and explosive device in his pants? Also Crendor has some complaints about game shows and Jesse discovers that one of his "idols"...3670falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-157-the-legend-of-newport-richie--69750978tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/459770106Mon, 18 Jun 2018 01:10:53 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back! This time Crendor has a few good people watching stories, but nothing can prepare him for Jesse's airplane story. We also learn something called the "World Cup" is happening (never heard of it). The episode wraps up with a visit...3505falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-156-jesse-is-a-sitcom-character--69750960tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/456718239Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:59:16 +0000Aderssa SantosToday's episode of Cox n' Crendor is all about terrible segues. No, not the terrible motorized nerd machines, but the terrible verbalized nerd transitions. Jesse's got a whole bunch of them. Also Crendor discovers more of the joys of Florida Man, as...3208falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-155-a-hamburger-does-not-have-cheese--69750931tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/453328791Sun, 03 Jun 2018 23:00:07 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return and this time they've discovered the fun language that is whatever the hell Australians call English. Also Crendor reads an old mans rant about cheeseburgers and Jesse can't get over the Las Vegas hockey teams intro. All this and so...3127falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-154-doing-the-polish-sausage--69750963tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/448340319Thu, 24 May 2018 02:19:02 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return to talk about the wonders that is international travel. After his month across the pond, Jesse returns with a few of the more appropriate stories he has to tell. Turns out, going to Polish bars can have some amazing people...3414falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-153-what-is-mac-n-cheese--69750930tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/440489352Mon, 07 May 2018 08:01:47 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they're talking about.... walking?! You know the nice weather hits when these nerds finally leave the house. Jesse learns that people still love taco mix and Crendor tries to impart Mac n' Cheese wisdom but Jesse is...3500falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-152-dealing-drugs-except-it-s-fajitas--69751005tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/434422728Tue, 24 Apr 2018 13:00:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys discover they have some interesting thoughts on butter, and it strangely relates to Taco Bell. Jesse is excited to flee the country and Crendor want's nothing to do with the world. Meanwhile, a man steals a million dollars worth of...4005falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-151-don-t-dig-too-deep--69750982tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/431177430Tue, 17 Apr 2018 20:24:43 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this episode they delve deep into their past - some might say too deep. We learn about Crendor's high school years, Jesse's odd jobs, and some light facebook stalking occurs. All this and the old adage "sometimes you get the dick...4478falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-150-500-foons--69750905tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/424660593Wed, 04 Apr 2018 13:04:30 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back to discuss the important issues of our time. Why is Cheeitus and how can it affect you? Why does Crendor need so many electrolytes? Why can't Jesse buy little baby loaves of bread?! Are we even real?! All this, and a bowl of 'sketti...3640falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-149-crendor-and-no-good-very-bad-gallbladder--69750915tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/409576677Tue, 06 Mar 2018 17:08:54 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Crendor lives! Where has he been?! What happened to the man with perfect health?! Hint: It wasn't so perfect. Meanwhile Jesse meets a girl at a bar who blows his mind, Curling takes the world by storm, and pretty much everything...3922falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-148-p-p-p-p-pirate-ghost--69750934tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/396524460Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:14:42 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! This episode the boys discover the love between ghost and a Jack Sparrow Impersonator, Crendor tells the story of the time he was trapped in a Subway, and Jesse decides Curling is the best Winter Olympic sport....3328falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-147-crazy-eyes--69750881tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/387073193Sun, 21 Jan 2018 21:00:32 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week, the boys discuss the real important things in life - like what the hell was going on with the Are You the One post show, old ladies at the deli counter, and the phenomenon known as "crazy eyes". We also return to Florida for an update on...3324falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-146-the-one-part-2--69751007tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/381297203Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:34:57 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return, and Crendor has finally watched the show Jesse can't stop raving about. What did he think? Has TV finally reached it's pinnacle?! Also a giant statue outside an Ikea in Los Angeles confuses both of the boys, mostly cause it...4492falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-145-the-one-that-got-away--69750895tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/365881271Wed, 06 Dec 2017 18:56:50 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and this time they've got a lot of updates! While Crendor obsesses over Cheaters, Jesse has been watching his own trashy show on MTV. Divergent is brought up again for some ungodly reason, and we learn about Bigfoot and the mystery...2764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-144-black-november--69751003tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/363264974Fri, 01 Dec 2017 00:29:12 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with their annual Black Friday episode, but this time they discover, according to the news, Black Friday is done for! Could this be the last ever Black Friday episode?! How many more times will they write Black Friday in this...3607falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-143-big-mac-and-the-sauce-attack--69750901tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/358812662Tue, 21 Nov 2017 07:18:11 +0000Aderssa SantosHashtag FTS BRO! After traveling the world, the boys are back! Ok, well one of us traveled - the other went to Walmart... dare to take a guess who was who? While Jesse shares his awkward international travel stories, Crendor takes us deep into the...3383falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-142-jesse-and-crendor-s-big-weekend--69750980tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347272853Tue, 17 Oct 2017 06:56:28 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back again for another episode, and this time they've got a few stories to tell. Jesse and Crendor spent a few days together and in that time did exactly what you think they would done - nothing. But in that nothing came a lot of sweet...3720falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-141-hooters-tooters-and-physics-shooters--69750929tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344057937Tue, 26 Sep 2017 03:27:44 +0000Aderssa SantosOn this episode, the boys discover the secret animal agenda, Crendor gets an invite to Arizona, and Jesse discovers the many MANY terrible names for boobs. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! This episode is brought to you by...2193falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-140-sex-robots-will-kill-us-all--69750957tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341978170Tue, 12 Sep 2017 03:10:38 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return, and this time they're taking on the hard hitting news stories that people need to be made aware of! Did you know sex robots are here, and they are out to kill you?! Also, eating at Nando's may lead to poop throwing. Jesse and...3923falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-139-feet-warming-children--69750966tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340963814Tue, 05 Sep 2017 05:44:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week the boys ask an important question regarding mattresses and question why they one they find it so damn expensive. Chicken goes to space, Jesse gives the low down on "what're ya gonna do?", and dogs have body cameras now. All this and more on...2337falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-138-nic-cage-dinosaur--69750911tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339936055Tue, 29 Aug 2017 02:26:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe adventures of our globe trotting archaeologist Nic Cage continue! This week he manages to find himself in Kazakhstan, but what is he really doing there?! Also Jesse and Crendor come up with another idea for a reality show and the boys discover a...3197falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-137-nic-cage-leads-the-best-life--69750916tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/335713229Mon, 31 Jul 2017 22:51:57 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and what starts as a conversation about recent movies snowballs into the dark secret that Nic Cage is way cooler than anyone gives him credit for. Although, it's not really a secret. Also Jesse has a run in with an old lady and...3426falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-136-replicants-and-garbage-people--69750912tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/334689641Tue, 25 Jul 2017 02:10:20 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor is back and this time Jesse comes with stories from Las Vegas, home of replicants and garbage people. Meanwhile Crendor has some stories of his own, and yes, in typical Crendor fashion they make no sense. They'll also talk about...2693falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-135-the-mystery-of-the-man-upstairs--69750938tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/332577289Mon, 10 Jul 2017 22:25:25 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return and this time Crendor brings his stories of Target people! Also Jesse again petitions to join the illuminati. Then the boys discover AND SOLVE a mystery! It's true! All this and more, on episode 135 of Cox n' Crendor!2568falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-134-what-dreams-may-come--69750987tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/331551965Tue, 04 Jul 2017 19:30:42 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor are back and this time they've got A LOT to talk about. Who is better Linkin Park or Blink 182? What happened to Jesse on his uber ride? And more importantly, we go deep into your dreams! All this and so much more, on this episode of CnC!3189falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-133-squirrely-squirrely-squirrely-oi-oi-oi--69750913tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/319923300Fri, 28 Apr 2017 16:54:07 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return, as the style gurus you knew they were! Trend setters and stylish men, the boys discover they've secretly been GQ models their entire lives. Also, Crendor regales us with more of his dreams and then we share 2 of our most...3250falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-132-someone-to-talk-to--69750942tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/317267824Tue, 11 Apr 2017 23:30:57 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back and Crendor has a beef with retail shopping. Meanwhile Jesse discovers that deep down inside he's just very lonely. Also the boys become obsessed with a strange town in the middle of nowhere with a great name. All this and more on...2937falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-131-we-want-the-hunger-games--69750991tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/315745618Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:16:31 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return with another all new episode! This time, the boys talk about Medieval Times, pancake eating the right way, drugged out birds, and why they both agree we need the Hunger Games. ...Obviously it's for selfish reasons. All this and...3399falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-130-i-almost-died--69750940tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/314484570Sun, 26 Mar 2017 01:27:00 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return! This time Jesse regales Crendor with the tale of how he almost died. Then Crendor one ups him by eating at Whalburgers. Also there's a development in the case of the Watcher! Last but not least - TWERKING!2374falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-129-the-man-in-the-front-row--69751000tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/308867824Tue, 21 Feb 2017 18:59:38 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor are back! This time we talk Jesse's Great Wall experience, horse meat, Hell's Kitchen lies, and much much more...3204falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-128-our-new-favorite-holiday-tradition--69750986tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/299595553Sun, 25 Dec 2016 23:41:58 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse's finally back from his trip to London and boy does he have stories to tell! Meanwhile Crendor has seen a movie trailer he just can't make sense of. We'll also talk about what you should or shouldn't keep in your car on cold winter days, as well...2980falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-127-black-friday-2016--69750997tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/294939658Sun, 27 Nov 2016 02:56:22 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's the time of year, when Jesse and Crendor come together to share stories of the crazy people they see out of the house on Black Friday. What kind of stories will they have this year?! Tune in to find out!3515falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-126-crendor-s-coke-dealer--69750998tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/294493084Wed, 23 Nov 2016 23:26:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return and immediately take a deep dive into Nick Cage movies, learn about Crendor's interesting conversation with a man on a plane, and find out things NOT to do with a wedding ring. All this and more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor.2454falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-125-crab-people-politics--69750941tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/288388331Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:14:48 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return to address the important issues this political season. Who is writing on crabs!? What gifts should you get for an anniversary? They serve alcohol at Chuck-e-cheese!? All this and more!2683falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-124-vaguely-remembering-the-olympics--69750937tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/280844634Thu, 01 Sep 2016 02:20:22 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return after a bout with that bastard bronchitis and decide conventions need cold firewalls. Jesse brings Crendor some amazing news stories and Crendor seems to recall that time we watched the Olympics.3171falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-123-crendor-goes-to-the-ren-faire--69750988tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/275898435Fri, 29 Jul 2016 10:47:59 +0000Aderssa SantosThey boys returns with another episode! This time, Jesse loses himself in Pokemon while Crendor ends up at the Renaissance Faire. They then proceed to talk way too much about a crazy woman on twitter who may or may not be an amazing troll.2966falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-122-sausage-at-the-waffle-house--69750996tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/270550033Thu, 23 Jun 2016 20:41:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return, and spend a good while waxing poetic over the Warcraft movie. The boys then talk about 70 year old drug dealers, strange art movies, human puppies and a naked man at the waffle house. All this and more, on this exciting episode Cox n'...2564falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-121-it-s-not-poops-it-s-gas--69750973tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/267425310Sat, 04 Jun 2016 00:35:22 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor return with another exciting, yet cautionary tale of travel. Crendor reaffirms his belief that leaving home is boring, but Jesse has an idea for a show that just might get Crendor on a plane. Then the two listen to Jesse's recording of...2904falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-120-kfc-jesus-and-aliens-i-just-don-t-know--69750974tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/259731165Mon, 18 Apr 2016 20:17:22 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with an update on one of their new favorite Florida Man characters. Also they remind everyone to donate so they can buy the Watcher house, and that Crendor really loves screwdrivers.2588falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-119-watch-out-franco-it-s-allegiant--69751001tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/256348625Wed, 30 Mar 2016 22:40:27 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's the episode you've been waiting for, Jesse and Crendor review Allegiant. Get ready for Jesse to say "literally" 1200000 times, because he LITERALLY cannot comprehend this movie...4802falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-118-watch-out-jesse-is-listening--69750990tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/249896043Wed, 02 Mar 2016 21:34:34 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with another episode to talk about the important things in life, like listening in on others conversations and new stories that really aren't news stories. All this and more in this new Cox n' Crendor!2859falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-117-the-rock-greatest-movie-of-all-time--69751006tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/247389105Tue, 16 Feb 2016 19:35:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and this time Crendor trades a burrito for a man, Jesse tries to justify snooping on peoples public discussions, and then they both try to learn innuendo in different languages!3047falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-116-household-chores-with-the-wife--69750994tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/243427087Sat, 23 Jan 2016 19:49:10 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, and Jesse has a tale to tell. Turns out an old man in a wheel chair is infinitely more badass than all of us. Crendor shares his struggles with mono, and why you shouldn't self medicate. Then, we wrap it all up with the return of...2370falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-115-new-years--69750944tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/240114551Sat, 02 Jan 2016 20:32:05 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return for the new year, and talk about the greatest story of 2015. Also they mention some Star Wars stuff, so careful on dem spoilers! And finally, they wrap up with Crendor riding a horse.2610falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-114-stoner-sloth--69750972tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/238408436Sun, 20 Dec 2015 19:24:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return, this time to talk about everything from a better ending for Mockingjay to why Sloths are getting stoned in Australia. You know, very important stuff.3195falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-113-black-friday-returns-again--69750962tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/235035963Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:21:46 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that time of year, where you gather with family, sit down around the fire, and be thankful for another Black Friday episode of Cox n' Crendor!1615falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-112-cracker-barrel-pizza--69750958tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/230507371Wed, 28 Oct 2015 18:28:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThe bubble gum bandit returns! Crendor helps Jesse solve the case, but then their investigation quickly devolves into a talk about a new wacky movie Jesse saw. Also a guy gets stuck in a cracker barrel pizza.2262falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-111-maze-runner--69750989tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/227834423Sat, 10 Oct 2015 22:03:31 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys have returned and this time they bring with them a review of Maze Runner: Scorch Trials! Warning, there are some spoilers and stuff. Also they wrap up with some news... :P2181falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/110-hotdog-at-the-home-of-the-whopper--69750992tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/223547992Sat, 12 Sep 2015 16:58:55 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse returns from DragonCon with tales of the paranormal! Crendor creates an all new form of ASMR, and then the boys check in with their good pal Florida Man!2123falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-109-trump-butter--69750965tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/222782412Mon, 07 Sep 2015 18:12:54 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back with another episode and more rambling nonsense. Crendor visits a con and tells us all about it. Jesse finds even more McDonald's secret menu items, and the watcher story continues! The Watcher Article:...1985falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-108-coxcon-recap--69750985tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/219114549Thu, 13 Aug 2015 20:02:34 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor are back! Recapping the past week and their travels abroad, we learn of the Hugh Grant train man, Crendor's new favorite movie, and where the dead kings are.1920falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-107-worlds-greatest-italian-restaurant--69750951tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/214758319Wed, 15 Jul 2015 00:04:59 +0000Aderssa SantosIn a month filled with reports on the Watcher, only 1 hero is brave enough to return and save us from the letter writing menace! It's FLORIDA MAAAAAN! http://moroncdn.infofuelproducti.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/check-368billion-640-mug1.jpg2250falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-106-how-to-buy-a-house-for-1-dollar--69750964tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/213874605Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:23:44 +0000Aderssa SantosThe Watcher returns! And the mystery deepens. Also Jesse and Crendor talk about a man's run in with some alligators and a guy who can eat a lot of food way too fast. All this and more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor!1929falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-105-the-phantom-of-the-copyright--69750952tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/212582272Tue, 30 Jun 2015 02:16:40 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor discover their innate ability to update and ruin classic musicals. Also THE WATCHER!!!!2040falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-104-horse-meat-helicopter--69751010tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/209930056Thu, 11 Jun 2015 23:32:49 +0000Aderssa SantosStill sick with the super flu Jesse returns with a moderately normal Crendor to record another episode cause people be wantin' episodes.2708falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-103-drunk-bear-chasing--69750999tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/205702836Sat, 16 May 2015 03:46:17 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return to Florida to visit with their favorite super hero. But it turns out, another state is vying for our attention!2025falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-102-every-voice-is-from-south-park--69750968tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/205017136Mon, 11 May 2015 21:15:31 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode the boys unleash more awful voices upon the world than anyone would think possible. Also they talk about poop in your beard!2286falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-101-the-crendor-show--69751002tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/202635098Sun, 26 Apr 2015 14:43:06 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat.2378falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-100-how-the-hell-did-we-get-this-far--69750959tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/202086203Wed, 22 Apr 2015 21:06:50 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor celebrate 100 episodes by getting disturbingly topical and serious.... then proceed to ruin it by talking about alien dreams and other nonsense.2385falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-99-flying-with-imus--69750969tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/199253611Sat, 04 Apr 2015 19:03:08 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.2131falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-98-the-insurgent-podcast--69750981tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/197766157Thu, 26 Mar 2015 11:56:42 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return to talk about the only thing that could get Jesse to record a podcast while on a laptop overseas....3716falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-97-dewey-asmr--69751004tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/196335569Tue, 17 Mar 2015 16:45:00 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.2079falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-96-50-shades-of-letdown--69750954tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/194468700Fri, 06 Mar 2015 02:55:02 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return to talk about what they've been doing since they were last in your ear holes.... it quickly devolves into 30 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey.2505falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-95-the-darkest-timeline--69751604tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/191821101Wed, 18 Feb 2015 21:08:16 +0000Aderssa SantosSo Jesse took the day off to lounge about a drink, then Crendor wanted to do a podcast. This is the result. Also Owls rise up against their human masters, and Crendor and Jesse reveal what they'd do with 80 million dollars.1713falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-94-an-eventful-starbucks--69751584tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/191637464Tue, 17 Feb 2015 19:42:22 +0000Aderssa SantosWhat starts as a Jesse rant about Starbucks, ends with Crendor completely missing the point. Also the boys discuss strange products to gift at Valentine's Day, that are too quirky, even for Zooey Deschanel. Relevent Pics:...2323falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-93-jesse-wants-to-bang-robyn-lawley--69751594tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/190376590Tue, 10 Feb 2015 05:46:32 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, the boys get real! They discover Crendor is a women's size 12, Jesse says F U to death, and praise is given to the national treasure that is Left Shark.2209falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/92-pax-wrapup--69751569tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/188842898Sat, 31 Jan 2015 20:30:55 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed.2198falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/91-chlorophyll-and-jesse-dont-mix--69751617tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/187310190Thu, 22 Jan 2015 14:05:55 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor finally get their bottles of Chlorophyll and as per usual, what should have been a simple tasting turns into a whole nonsensical affair. Also once again, the boys get to the heart of the matter when it comes to yoga pants.2423falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-90-chlorophyll-more-like-boreophyll--69751558tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/186244183Thu, 15 Jan 2015 22:21:01 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men.2381falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-89-we-write-a-book-again--69751560tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/186135599Thu, 15 Jan 2015 06:45:33 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys are back, Crendor is sick, Jesse is full of chili, and a book gets written. Also Jesse learns if he can only live to be 65 he'll make a fortune!2735falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-88-happy-new-year-florida-man--69751559tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/183962653Thu, 01 Jan 2015 02:07:48 +0000Aderssa SantosAs one year ends and another begins, we take a look back at all the wonderful things that Flordia Man gave us. Also Crendor is sick, and offers what may be the most insane cure to a cold ever.2134falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-the-8--69751579tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/182302461Fri, 19 Dec 2014 20:56:51 +0000Aderssa SantosHey guys, GNOC? Maybe a little FWB? Don't worry, no CD9. Are not sure what the hell we're talking about?! Then you obviously aren't a cool teen! We'll fill you in. Also the boys discuss the scene they wanted most out of the Hobbit, and how you get the...2118falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-86-youtube-rewind--69751562tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/181287365Sat, 13 Dec 2014 05:17:37 +0000Aderssa SantosThe boys sit down to watch the new year end, Youtube Rewind. Their opinions differ, in that one thinks it's horrible, and the other thinks it's just bad. David Lynch analyzes the entire affair.1740falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-85-yumbo--69751595tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/180642920Tue, 09 Dec 2014 03:10:54 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor discover the power of the Yumbo, then summarily dismiss it. Also, Crendor takes the time to remind Jesse how much of an old angry bastard he's become.2468falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-84-the-interstellarcast--69751621tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/179733244Wed, 03 Dec 2014 05:25:20 +0000Aderssa SantosDO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE OR CARE ABOUT SPOILERS. As promised, Jesse and Crendor have both seen Interstellar and now proceed to spoil the movie and talk about it way too long.2933falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-83-black-friday-strikes-back--69751576tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/179088970Fri, 28 Nov 2014 22:13:30 +0000Aderssa SantosYou'll notice we changed the titles. Why? Cause I wanted to do clever titles. So I started with a cheesy one! You're welcome internet! - Jesse2329falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-november-25th-2014--69751581tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/178638103Tue, 25 Nov 2014 21:26:43 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor wax poetic about the Cox n' Crendor amusement park, rap lyrics, and a new Divergent movie. It's a very important episodes obviously.1870falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-thursday-november-20th-2014--69751572tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/177888519Thu, 20 Nov 2014 23:14:49 +0000Aderssa SantosOn this episode the boys discover that mutants are real, and more importantly that Flordia Man is alive and well. Crendor tries to explain Interstellar and Jesse once again has no clue what he's talking about. All this and more!!!1659falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-friday-november-14th-2014--69751608tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/176937682Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:56:54 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor discuss the finer points of the English language as well as ramble on about stuff that would have been relevant 2 days ago had Jesse not gotten sucked into Warcraft and totally forgot to post this :)2003falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-post-blizzcon-ramblefest--69751623tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/176616514Wed, 12 Nov 2014 20:49:53 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return from Blizzcon and ramble on about it for too damn long. Also some weird news and things!2439falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-saturday-nov-1-2014--69751567tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/174909335Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:01:05 +0000Aderssa SantosThe spookiest November 1st podcast around! Jesse and Crendor eat a McRib and create the single greatest sandwich in the world.2271falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-thursday-october-30th-2014--69751591tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/174616082Thu, 30 Oct 2014 21:38:17 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor find common ground in hating 1 specific type of person. Jesse is then scolded for his choice of coffee and proceeds to confess his love for a mysterious shark. It's madness.2165falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-the-music-cast--69751597tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/174436898Wed, 29 Oct 2014 19:27:52 +0000Aderssa SantosWhat starts out as a conversation about Pele quickly left turns off a cliff into a 25 minute discussion about music. Only on Cox n' Crendor.2277falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-october-27th-2014--69751628tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/174129674Mon, 27 Oct 2014 21:03:12 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, the boys discover the power of addiction on all it's fascinating levels. Also Jesse and Crendor help you decide what to do with your life and complain about Spain.2302falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monuesday-october-21sth-2014--69751602tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/173276399Wed, 22 Oct 2014 05:06:56 +0000Aderssa SantosThey boys are back and this time they address why you're all wrong about any P presidents being important to know, and somehow end up creating an all new character. Also we discuss how Matthew Mcconaughey is morphing into James Franco.2140falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-wednesday-october-15th-2014--69751630tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/172506123Fri, 17 Oct 2014 01:14:54 +0000Aderssa SantosHave you ever wanted to start your own blues band? Do you enjoy Bavarian polka? Have a 17 hour erection? Then you'll love this episode!2201falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-october-14th-2014--69751583tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/172350343Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:26:03 +0000Aderssa SantosCrendor takes the cookie butter challenge live on air, will it live up to the hype? Also Jesse calls Texas out on being too Texan, and Crendor finds another insanely stupid news article on Yahoo.2413falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-october-13th-2014--69751609tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/171974819Mon, 13 Oct 2014 18:31:56 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, the boys discover the wonder that is amazon reviews, Crendor "explains" the David Lynch movie Eraserhead, and the RETURN OF FLORIDA MAN!!!2522falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-october-6th-2014--69751625tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/170839064Mon, 06 Oct 2014 06:34:18 +0000Aderssa SantosCrendor analyzes Jesse's dreams and they learn about a friends fear of bananas. Also Crendor breaks out his funniest Ditka yet, and the boys learn about swingin' sexy christian body builders.1890falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-september-29th-2014--69751601tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/169933905Mon, 29 Sep 2014 22:04:32 +0000Aderssa SantosWho knew talking about a man jackin' it on a plane would lead to a completely NSFW episode :P Also the boys talk about the insane fight Jesse saw, RG3, and porn stars without make-up. All this and more on today's episode!1817falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-wednesday-september-24th-2014--69751636tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/169255010Thu, 25 Sep 2014 02:18:00 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode the boys discover a movie that may in fact be the one from the Ring. Also 3 boobs are put to the test! All this and more!1749falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-september-22nd-2014--69751585tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/168938893Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:49:37 +0000Aderssa SantosCrendor and Jesse have watched Divergent and Rage. Please to enjoy their retelling of these "fantastic" movies... oh and a woman is sold for an iphone.2292falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-la-nonsense-special--69751574tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/168345427Thu, 18 Sep 2014 21:09:47 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's a very special Cox n' Crendor! Crendor is in town and the boys talk about all the crazy LA things they saw in the span of 24 hours. Strangely it all revolves around food....1570falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-thursday-september-4th-2014--69751582tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/166309257Fri, 05 Sep 2014 04:42:04 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, Jesse receives a mysterious package in the mail, Crendor proves once again why you should stay in school, and a woman marries a dog. All this and more!!!!1868falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-wednesday-september-3rd-2014--69751616tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/166094795Wed, 03 Sep 2014 20:01:11 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode, the boys offer helpful tips for Americans on how to stay out of trouble over seas. Also they get philosophical on the sexual nature of marriage AND CRENDOR JINGLES!!! http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor2115falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-august-19th-2014--69751586tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/163877365Tue, 19 Aug 2014 21:13:02 +0000Aderssa SantosIn this episode the boys promote their new patreon http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor as well as learn why Crendor would rather stay in an Ikea than travel the world. Also, a girl crawls through a doggy door naked.1776falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-june-24th-2014--69751605tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/155859642Tue, 24 Jun 2014 20:40:24 +0000Aderssa SantosCox n' Crendor are back! Now with more kid parties, sexualized potatoes, ridiculous hats, movie reviews (GODZILLA SPOILERS), and the return of FLORIDA MAAAAAAAN!!!!1979falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-peru-n-stuff--69751618tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/150032494Sat, 17 May 2014 21:55:27 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse returns from Peru and Crendor discusses the future of the podcast. It's all good news people.2123falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-the-nerdcast-special--69751645tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/130018798Fri, 17 Jan 2014 19:37:33 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor return for another episode that quickly goes off the rails before descending into a rant about Star Wars and Asian Tween Girls.2048falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-friday-november-29th-2013--69751589tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/122435935Fri, 29 Nov 2013 12:42:42 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's out super duper one year anniversary, thanksgiving, black friday mega 90% off super sale episode! Did you know Alaska was a state?! You will now! Also find out what crazy people do with goat heads!1544falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-october-21st-2013--69751607tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/116419793Mon, 21 Oct 2013 20:22:50 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're back! From outer space! Turn that frown upside down and enjoy another "exciting" episode of non-content from Jesse and Crendor! Today the boys discuss Japan's sex problem, the return of Florida Man, and much much more!1664falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-june-18th-2013--69751639tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/97443428Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:44:05 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're back! The boys return with dreams of bigger things - like Australian musical instruments, wordly McDonalds food, and other randomness. You've asked for it, so now take a big ol' helping of Cox. ...and Crendor.1732falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-wednesday-may-8th-2013--69751613tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/91600934Fri, 10 May 2013 18:45:51 +0000Aderssa SantosSorry for the technical difficulties - but the episode is finally here! ...and it's a good one ;) After the news from Cleveland about the kidnapper, Jesse comes up with a solid theory to prevent all future crime - BLAME VIN DIESEL. Also Crendor lays...1940falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuesday-may-7th-2013--69751587tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/91125598Tue, 07 May 2013 16:44:37 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's time for another Cox n Crendor! This time we head south of the border to talk about our love of Cinco de Mayo, or more importantly our complete lack of knowledge about it. Jesse solves a mystery and Crendor warns of impending biblical plagues....1900falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-thursday-april-25th-2013--69751644tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/89614500Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:30:12 +0000Aderssa SantosWelcome back to another enchanting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today we delve deep into sorority life and find out what makes the fine ladies of delta nu or siggy saggy (that's one right?) tick. Also, the boys discover that picking up hookers is...2077falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-thursday-april-18th-2013--69751648tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/88455936Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:25:05 +0000Aderssa SantosThe future is coming. And the boys discover most of is revolves around Jesse's attempts at getting a robot sex slave. Also, room 237 is discussed even more, since everyone loves a skiing Minotaur. And finally Crendor annoys Jesse with his damndable...1967falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-april-15th-2013--69751651tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/88010236Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're back! And we explain why the long absence! So leave our inboxes alone! In this episode Jesse discusses being a famous celebrity, and then being put in his place for even thinking it. Also they create an animated series about coins. Yep. Coins....1915falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-march-18th-2013--69751653tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/83893727Tue, 19 Mar 2013 03:05:30 +0000Aderssa SantosHave you ever had a song stuck in your head? Jesse has, except he doesn't quite know the lyrics so he made up his own. Also the guys go on a treasure hunt to find 1 million dollars and you can too! And it wrap it all up, we take a look at the world of...1965falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-march-11th-2013--69751590tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/82917632Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:29:58 +0000Aderssa SantosSo, Jesse and Crendor saw a movie. And they want to share it with you. And it might take up nearly the entire podcast. But trust us, it's totally worth it and not something stupid like a movie about a talking cat who helps an old crazy man and a...1683falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-wednesday-tuesday-march-6th-2013--69751622tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/82090405Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:27:18 +0000Aderssa SantosAfter a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies.... ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the...1758falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-monday-february-25th-2013--69751652tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/80793735Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:42:24 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's Monday! Time for another week of Cox n' Cendor! Say, have you ever had a crazy dream? Have you ever had a crazy dream..... ON WEEEEED?!? Also Crendor lets us know all those health tips you've learned over the years are totally wrong, and Florida...1864falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-tuenesday-february-20th-2013--69751650tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/80050788Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:30:15 +0000Aderssa SantosHave you ever wondered what kinds of names people from around the world are allowed to give their children? Have you ever said "I wonder what the worst name in America is?" No? Well, after today you will. Also Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about old...1596falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-february-18th-2013--69751661tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/79752587Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:58:17 +0000Aderssa SantosYou've heard of Guy Hero. You're witnessed the power of The Grey Storm. But now, we introduce a new hero! FLORIDA MAAAAAAN! With the power of twitter and stupidity! Jesse and Crendor follow Florida Man's wild antics from the Atlantic to the gulf of...1690falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-february-14th-2013--69751655tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/79198248Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:32:17 +0000Aderssa SantosHappy Valentines Day! In honor of the special day, they start the podcast off by talking about Doritos.... don't ask. Then Jesse tries to see if Crendor and you the listener can tell the "differences" between RPGs and Florida. Then we wrap up with...2236falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-february-11th-2013--69751666tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/78790356Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:23:36 +0000Aderssa SantosHelllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen) Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love...1641falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-february-6th-2013--69751665tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/78079581Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:01:22 +0000Aderssa SantosALOAP BE PRAISED! On this episode of Cox n' Crendor the guy discuss their old favorite from way back when "Mike Diamond" as well as update you on an important breaking news story, Then they proceed to offend everyone.1694falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-february-5th-2013--69751600tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/77924806Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:53:08 +0000Aderssa SantosFor the first time since their psychic powers became known to man, Jesse and Crendor return to the air waves to discuss why they are the greatest sports analysts since sport began. Also they discuss the AMAZING Puppy Bowl IX. But, the show isn't all...2123falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-january-31st-2013--69751654tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/77271997Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:07:17 +0000Aderssa SantosToday's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's...1755falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-january-29th-2013--69751664tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/77078604Wed, 30 Jan 2013 07:13:35 +0000Aderssa SantosIn order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!1654falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-january-28th-2013--69751657tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/76803660Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:06:40 +0000Aderssa SantosThis week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set. Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.1868falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-january-25th-2013--69751627tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/76464902Fri, 25 Jan 2013 22:44:49 +0000Aderssa SantosThe gift that keeps on giving, gives us one more thing. And it's most likely herpes. Yes, of course we're talking about Florida. Also Crendor shows us all the beauty don'ts that make you go from geek to chic...or whatever the hell people think Cosmo does.1671falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-january-23rd-2013--69751667tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/76180080Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:52:38 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.1853falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-january-22nd-2013--69751672tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/75959721Tue, 22 Jan 2013 09:42:58 +0000Aderssa SantosTuesday is here once again, and in apparently Jesse lived through the weekend. Although Crendor may have had something to do with, since nothing else happened. Although they did watch more Storage Wars. Also Crendor analyzes why cute things make you...1387falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-january-21st-2013--69751662tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/75813229Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:10:39 +0000Aderssa SantosToday, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n'...1758falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-january-17th-2013--69751674tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/75337903Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:58:14 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's almost the weekend and Jesse and Crendor are back with some beauty tips for the ladies to help catch your crush's attention! But along the way they get lost with the help of their GPS and end up at another creepy Japanese "hotel". That and all...1604falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-january-16th-2013--69751668tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/75201214Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:11:58 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you hate having fun? Do you like to sleep in the nude? Do you dream of being sexually assaulted by Oprah? WELL THEN THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! Sleep deprived Jesse and tired Crendor are back for a Wednesday spectacular.1540falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-january-14th-2013--69751671tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/74883092Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:15:46 +0000Aderssa SantosSo the weekends over, and I bet it went by so fast. Well today the boys tell you how to managed your time better! Also they create a legendary football team and shoot down the Death Star - with Bear hands and a Monster Truck.1585falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-january-11th-2013--69751676tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/74562808Fri, 11 Jan 2013 21:57:07 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse and Crendor are once again thrown back into the world of bullying. This time it's even touchier than last time! We await your angry letters! Also they boys reenact "Breaking Bad" if it took place in Canada, start a war between North and South...2203falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-january-10th-2013--69751626tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/74443339Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:59:40 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you find yourself constantly updating your facebook status? Well Jesse and Crendor explain why that is, and why you need help. Also Jesse finally reveals he is in fact 80 years old, and Crendor tells us which cities have the worst traffic. Spoiler:...1764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-january-9th-2013--69751610tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/74261268Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:01:29 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's Wednesday and in honor of a a horribly misspelled day, they spend far too long talking about Wendy's. Also RG4 returns and Crendor actually start writing his book. In other news, the guys discover foods they used to love no longer exist and...1826falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-january-8th-2013--69751675tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/74098931Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:27:42 +0000Aderssa SantosToday the boys learn what makes comedy funny, or at least try to figure out why everyone is laughing at them, not with them. Also Jesse ate some bad chowder and RG4 is back again to make Jesse laugh so hard he nearly dies. Oh, and news n' stuff.2062falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-january-7th-2013--69751593tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/73962883Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:16:48 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's that awful monday after a long string of holidays. Sure you've got to go back to work, but we're along for the ride today with more nonsense. Today the boys talk about their love for the mysterious 4th member of the Black Eyes Peas, why Americans...1738falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-january-4th-2013--69751632tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/73613126Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:27:24 +0000Aderssa SantosGuy Hero returns to lead us through a look into the mind of a mad man. Besides going into Crendor's brain, we talk about the friend zone and read an article that might help you get out of it. Love Books and Tombstone quotes a plenty!2190falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-january-3rd-2013--69751637tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/73478322Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:24:20 +0000Aderssa SantosIn a world where corruption and evil rule. Where the criminals and police are one in the same. The country cries out for a hero - GUY HERO. Also they talk about Tarantino movies and girl power!2095falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-january-1st--69751633tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/73274427Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:06:43 +0000Aderssa SantosDo you like Jimmy Buffet? You won't after this show! Also Jesse and Crendor make English and then proceed to tell you how NOT to get sold into sex slavery! It's a new year, with the same non content.1697falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-december-31st--69751598tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/73150668Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:22:38 +0000Aderssa SantosUranus moves into your love sector this week as Jesse and Crendor explore heavenly bodies and astrology for the new year... or... at least A year. Also the boys talk about what they did with their week off - spoiler: Jesse becomes a casual racist.2282falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-december-21st--69751646tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/72075057Fri, 21 Dec 2012 13:05:37 +0000Aderssa SantosTurns out the end of the world didn't happen, so it's back to work today! Don't worry, one day the Robots will rise up against us - just give it time. Then you can finally tell your boss where to shove those TPS reports. Also Jesse analyzes Crendor's...1764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-december-20th--69751673tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/71941312Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:24:46 +0000Aderssa SantosToday on the show, Jesse and Crendor discover the Mayan Robots one weakness - breast fondling. Also, do you know what a "fupa" is? We don't either, but we talk about it. And lots of rapping. LOTS OF IT.1828falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-december-19th--69751599tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/71813262Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:37:23 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's Wednesday, only 2 more days til the end of the world! And what better excuse to get out of those awful holiday parties with family. Although, if the world doesn't end, we have some tips to help you deal with those nosy relatives who still want to...1668falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-december-18th--69751640tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/71687179Tue, 18 Dec 2012 11:51:29 +0000Aderssa SantosAttention unaware self obsessed morons! This show is for you! Also Jesse and Crendor delve far to greedily and far too deep into the world of the McRib. Once you hear 10 "facts" about it - you'll never want one again.... or in Crendor's case, go out...2072falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-december-17th--69751677tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/71555588Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:21:30 +0000Aderssa SantosOn today's episode, Jesse and Crendor discuss the hobbit, Robot co-hosts, and of course a discerning look into the new Cosmo article about S&M. This one's for YOU, ladies.1764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-december-13th--69751612tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/71083479Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:51:57 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse n' Crendor are living the dream.... a dream controlled by Matrix Robots! Also, did you know there are bad gifts that you can give people for Christmas? Seriously!? Sometimes people don't like what you give them! Also the boys wax philosophic.1936falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-december-12th--69751658tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70943017Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:33:36 +0000Aderssa Santos12/12/12 It's an important date. That's why we won't discuss it. Also we learn just enough about Crendor's past to understand his inability to pronounce simple words. Oh, and did someone say "science rules"?! Well...besides Bill Nye...1775falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-december-11th--69751678tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70808535Tue, 11 Dec 2012 09:33:27 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's Tuesday, or as Crendor knows it: "The Day of the Twos". Also Jesse and Crendor learn what women look for in men, as well as how to beat a dead horse.1929falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-december-10th--69751659tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70680838Mon, 10 Dec 2012 10:46:06 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's Monday, time for a whole new week of workin' for the man! While you may not like it, just make sure you don't act like the subject of our first story. Turns out people need to re-learn the golden rule. Also Jesse and Crendor pontificate the finer...1704falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-december-7th--69751615tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70321969Fri, 07 Dec 2012 11:17:37 +0000Aderssa SantosJesse's day goes from bad to delicious to worse to hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the history of "French" Fries, and how it's possible to release so many bad Resident Evil games.1761falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-december-6th--69751679tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70191292Thu, 06 Dec 2012 11:05:29 +0000Aderssa SantosJust when you though it was safe to move on from crazy Holiday traditions, we bring you the Yule Lads! It just keeps getting better and better! Also, are your children cheating in school? (yes) We discover the 8 signs of a cheating student and help...2144falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-december-5th--69751620tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/70061893Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:13:14 +0000Aderssa SantosStraight from the Netherlands to your ears - it's holiday racism! ...or at least that's what my white guilt tells me it is. Join us for an awkward talk about strange European Holidays and then stick around to learn some tips on keeping that winter...1596falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-december-4th--69751647tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/69924765Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:16:03 +0000Aderssa SantosDecember is here! A time for Holiday cheer and festive delights! Also talk about heads popping off, stress stink, and the extremely boring love lives of people in the business world.2055falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-november-30th--69751634tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/69425212Fri, 30 Nov 2012 10:08:41 +0000Aderssa SantosFriday is upon us! Brace yourself for the weekend! ...and 10 things you shouldn't say at work. Also we find out what the best countries to be born in next year will be. So if you're considering being born, this episode's for you!1618falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-november-29th--69751631tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/69292408Thu, 29 Nov 2012 11:17:38 +0000Aderssa SantosThursday is here, and the week's almost over! But not before we discuss a new study that says women judge men based on their levels of immunity! Oh, and BIGFOOT!1521falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-november-28th--69751663tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/69153972Wed, 28 Nov 2012 10:32:57 +0000Aderssa SantosIt's hump day! So of course we're talking about a naked guy in Florida. Also we discuss the benefits of drinking water! Spoiler: It keeps you alive!1829falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-november-27th--69751649tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/69015528Tue, 27 Nov 2012 09:52:38 +0000Aderssa SantosIt MUST be Tuesday, cause all the sudden things are going bonkers here in the studio. Turns out there was something wrong with the recording Crendor's volume was super loud. It's been fixed, but it's still out of wack. But that's out, we push on! With...1533falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-monday-november-26th--69751669tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/68883861Mon, 26 Nov 2012 10:52:47 +0000Aderssa SantosBack for another week of fun! Today Crendor and Jesse talk about their amazing weekend in traffic jams, create a new candle holder, and then discuss why science is wrong about everything.1692falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-friday-november-23rd--69751680tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/68520773Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:11:37 +0000Aderssa SantosHappy Black Friday!!!!1714falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-wednesday-november-21st--69751638tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/68269624Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:42:17 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're getting ever closer to a final product! Still lots to work on, but thanks to all your amazing contributions we're just about done.1764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-beta-tuesday-november-20th--69751641tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/68135646Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're testin' stuff out! Let us know what you think before we actually make this a real thing!1796falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cox-n-crendor-in-the-morning-beta-episode-1--69751642tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/67996334Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000Aderssa SantosWe're testin' stuff out! Let us know what you think before we actually make this a real thing!1700falsefull