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The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73763652</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:01:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73763652/awful_german_language_mark_twain.mp3" length="30405398" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. 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Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3797</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>On Benefits (De Beneficiis)-Lucius Annaeus Seneca</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/on-benefits-de-beneficiis-lucius-annaeus-seneca--73731968</link><description><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73731968</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 01:22:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73731968/on_benefits_de_beneficiis_lucius_annaeus_seneca.mp3" length="242434999" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. 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Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>30274</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>American Claimant-Mark Twain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/american-claimant-mark-twain--73665574</link><description><![CDATA["American Claimant" by Mark Twain is a witty exploration of identity and the complexities of American society. Through humor and satire, Twain delves into themes of self-discovery and the pursuit of belonging, making it a timeless reflection on the American experience. The story's enduring appeal lies in its ability to resonate with anyone who has grappled with their own sense of self in a rapidly changing world. Twain's sharp observations and comedic narrative invite listeners to reflect on their own identities while enjoying the clever wordplay and social commentary that characterize his work. This audiobook is a delightful reminder of the intricacies of human nature and the quest for acceptance.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73665574</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 13:07:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73665574/american_claimant_mark_twain.mp3" length="98011640" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"American Claimant" by Mark Twain is a witty exploration of identity and the complexities of American society. 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This audiobook is a delightful reminder of the intricacies of human nature and the quest for acceptance.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>12239</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kingdom of Happiness-Jiddu Krishnamurti</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kingdom-of-happiness-jiddu-krishnamurti--73630525</link><description><![CDATA["Kingdom of Happiness" by Jiddu Krishnamurti delves into the nature of happiness and the human condition, exploring the profound questions surrounding our existence and the pursuit of joy. This thought-provoking work encourages listeners to reflect on their understanding of happiness, urging a journey inward to discover what truly brings fulfillment. Its timeless themes resonate with contemporary audiences as they navigate a world often filled with distractions and superficial pursuits. The insights offered by Krishnamurti remain relevant, inviting us to challenge societal norms and expectations in our quest for genuine happiness. Embrace this exploration of inner peace and self-awareness that continues to inspire seekers of truth today.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73630525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 18:20:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73630525/kingdom_of_happiness_jiddu_krishnamurti.mp3" length="65190085" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Kingdom of Happiness" by Jiddu Krishnamurti delves into the nature of happiness and the human condition, exploring the profound questions surrounding our existence and the pursuit of joy. This thought-provoking work encourages listeners to reflect on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["Kingdom of Happiness" by Jiddu Krishnamurti delves into the nature of happiness and the human condition, exploring the profound questions surrounding our existence and the pursuit of joy. This thought-provoking work encourages listeners to reflect on their understanding of happiness, urging a journey inward to discover what truly brings fulfillment. Its timeless themes resonate with contemporary audiences as they navigate a world often filled with distractions and superficial pursuits. The insights offered by Krishnamurti remain relevant, inviting us to challenge societal norms and expectations in our quest for genuine happiness. Embrace this exploration of inner peace and self-awareness that continues to inspire seekers of truth today.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8141</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Disagreeable Man-W. S. Gilbert</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/disagreeable-man-w-s-gilbert--73585909</link><description><![CDATA["Disagreeable Man" by W. S. Gilbert presents a satirical exploration of human nature and social interactions, highlighting the challenges that arise from differing perspectives. This witty examination of disagreement and discord remains relevant today, as it prompts listeners to reflect on the complexities of communication and relationships in an increasingly polarized world. Gilbert's sharp humor and keen observations offer timeless insights into the art of disagreement, making this audiobook a delightful experience for those who appreciate clever wordplay and social commentary. Engaging with this classic work not only entertains but also encourages a deeper understanding of how we navigate conflicts in our own lives.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73585909</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:50:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73585909/disagreeable_man_w_s_gilbert.mp3" length="26071472" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Disagreeable Man" by W. S. Gilbert presents a satirical exploration of human nature and social interactions, highlighting the challenges that arise from differing perspectives. This witty examination of disagreement and discord remains relevant...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["Disagreeable Man" by W. S. Gilbert presents a satirical exploration of human nature and social interactions, highlighting the challenges that arise from differing perspectives. This witty examination of disagreement and discord remains relevant today, as it prompts listeners to reflect on the complexities of communication and relationships in an increasingly polarized world. Gilbert's sharp humor and keen observations offer timeless insights into the art of disagreement, making this audiobook a delightful experience for those who appreciate clever wordplay and social commentary. Engaging with this classic work not only entertains but also encourages a deeper understanding of how we navigate conflicts in our own lives.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3256</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Diaries of Adam and Eve-Mark Twain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/diaries-of-adam-and-eve-mark-twain--73536027</link><description><![CDATA["Diaries of Adam and Eve" by Mark Twain offers a humorous and poignant exploration of the lives of the first humans, Adam and Eve, through their personal diaries. This witty narrative captures their thoughts, emotions, and the complexities of their relationship, reflecting on themes of love, companionship, and the nature of humanity. Twain's clever observations and playful prose make it a timeless piece that resonates with listeners today, reminding us of the enduring challenges and joys of human connection. As we navigate our own relationships and societal expectations, this classic work provides both laughter and insight, showcasing Twain's unmatched ability to blend humor with profound reflections on life.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73536027</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 04:57:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73536027/diaries_of_adam_and_eve_mark_twain.mp3" length="36121612" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Diaries of Adam and Eve" by Mark Twain offers a humorous and poignant exploration of the lives of the first humans, Adam and Eve, through their personal diaries. This witty narrative captures their thoughts, emotions, and the complexities of their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["Diaries of Adam and Eve" by Mark Twain offers a humorous and poignant exploration of the lives of the first humans, Adam and Eve, through their personal diaries. This witty narrative captures their thoughts, emotions, and the complexities of their relationship, reflecting on themes of love, companionship, and the nature of humanity. Twain's clever observations and playful prose make it a timeless piece that resonates with listeners today, reminding us of the enduring challenges and joys of human connection. As we navigate our own relationships and societal expectations, this classic work provides both laughter and insight, showcasing Twain's unmatched ability to blend humor with profound reflections on life.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4511</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Milton's Minor Poems-John Milton</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/milton-s-minor-poems-john-milton--73481895</link><description><![CDATA[Milton's Minor Poems showcases the lyrical and thematic depth of John Milton's lesser-known works, offering listeners a chance to explore the rich tapestry of his poetic genius. These poems reflect themes of love, nature, and spirituality, capturing the essence of human experience in a way that resonates across generations. Hearing these timeless verses today allows us to appreciate the beauty of language and the enduring power of poetry to evoke emotion and contemplation. Milton's ability to blend personal reflection with universal truths makes this collection a significant part of the literary canon, inviting both new and seasoned readers to engage with his art.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73481895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 08:12:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73481895/milton_s_minor_poems_john_milton.mp3" length="113621840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Milton's Minor Poems showcases the lyrical and thematic depth of John Milton's lesser-known works, offering listeners a chance to explore the rich tapestry of his poetic genius. These poems reflect themes of love, nature, and spirituality, capturing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Milton's Minor Poems showcases the lyrical and thematic depth of John Milton's lesser-known works, offering listeners a chance to explore the rich tapestry of his poetic genius. These poems reflect themes of love, nature, and spirituality, capturing the essence of human experience in a way that resonates across generations. Hearing these timeless verses today allows us to appreciate the beauty of language and the enduring power of poetry to evoke emotion and contemplation. Milton's ability to blend personal reflection with universal truths makes this collection a significant part of the literary canon, inviting both new and seasoned readers to engage with his art.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>14188</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>04 - Familiar Letters Anecdotes Idiotisms and Proverbs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/04-familiar-letters-anecdotes-idiotisms-and-proverbs--68519617</link><description><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68519617</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:50:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68519617/04_familiar_letters_anecdotes_idiotisms_and_proverbs.mp3" length="5990570" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805/de483f27-8d2c-4aa9-af43-7e10caa92805.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>748</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>19th-century,absurdity,classic,comedy,humor,language,literature,phrases,portuguese,translation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>03 - Familiar Dialogues</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/03-familiar-dialogues--68519616</link><description><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68519616</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:50:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68519616/03_familiar_dialogues.mp3" length="10277229" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52/646cc8bf-2fc2-4142-85d3-7a196e89fb52.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1284</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>19th-century,absurdity,classic,comedy,humor,language,literature,phrases,portuguese,translation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>02 - Vocabulary and Familiar Phrases</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/02-vocabulary-and-familiar-phrases--68519614</link><description><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68519614</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:50:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68519614/02_vocabulary_and_familiar_phrases.mp3" length="6771658" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634/e4a6e78c-1f40-448e-bca0-e63c7733b634.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>846</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>19th-century,absurdity,classic,comedy,humor,language,literature,phrases,portuguese,translation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>01 - Introduction and Preface</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/01-introduction-and-preface--68519613</link><description><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68519613</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:50:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68519613/01_introduction_and_preface.mp3" length="7472643" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be/4402eb01-29ae-4486-a840-9c9576d431be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Pedro Carolino</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[English as She is Spoke is a delightful 19th-century phrasebook that humorously captures the essence of lost-in-translation moments. Its creator, Pedro Carolino, seemingly had no grasp of English and crafted this comedic gem by translating Portuguese to French and then French to English using dictionaries. The result is a wonderfully absurd collection of phrases that defy logic and language conventions. Mark Twain famously praised this book, stating, Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect. - Summary by J A Carter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>19th-century,absurdity,classic,comedy,humor,language,literature,phrases,portuguese,translation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd17b5cdf4e35119a52fc8e99ee71130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
