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These chapters are the ones in which we find out what the plan is for getting Li Na into the Pineapple Cabaret, and it's a very interesting hack that looks like it might actually work! Also, we are able to reunite the two halves of Corcunda, but it triggers an asshole God to show up.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73222319Mon, 03 Aug 2026 16:28:45 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which we find out what the plan is for getting Li Na into the Pineapple Cabaret, and it's a very interesting hack that looks like it might actually work! Also, we are able to reunite the two halves of Corcunda, but it triggers an asshole God to show up.
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]]>4093truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-55-60--73168432Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to sing karaoke. 
Other stuff happens, but like....c'mon. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73168432Tue, 28 Jul 2026 17:15:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to sing karaoke. 
Other stuff happens, but like....c'mon. 
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]]>4275truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-49-54--73168433Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to do a race with a bunch of walking corpses and clockwork automatons at the wheel, and oh boy they are really getting put through it. 
Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to do a race with a bunch of walking corpses and clockwork automatons at the wheel, and oh boy they are really getting put through it. 
Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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These chapters are the ones where Carl watches an NPC declare how important to him his friends are, and that he will do anything to help them, seconds before said NPC is mowed down by a couple asshole tigren. And Carl loses his temper. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73019511Mon, 27 Jul 2026 13:00:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl watches an NPC declare how important to him his friends are, and that he will do anything to help them, seconds before said NPC is mowed down by a couple asshole tigren. And Carl loses his temper. 
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]]>4711truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-36-41--73019509Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
This section is the one where we go into a secret area to talk to Akuma, the War Mage, and we find out a lot of weird information about how some of the previous crawlers took over a whole floor and are creating a little utopia there. 
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This section is the one where we go into a secret area to talk to Akuma, the War Mage, and we find out a lot of weird information about how some of the previous crawlers took over a whole floor and are creating a little utopia there. 
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These chapters are the ones where Gluteous Max overdoses, and the goddess of chaos comes to demand Carl's devotion. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72899182Sun, 12 Jul 2026 21:00:04 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Gluteous Max overdoses, and the goddess of chaos comes to demand Carl's devotion. 
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]]>3597truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-25-30--72858790Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut go on the Plenty Of Plenty talk show and it's super weird. While there, they learn of some harrowing news about the AI and the gods, and they then have to start the next heat. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72858790Fri, 10 Jul 2026 11:30:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut go on the Plenty Of Plenty talk show and it's super weird. While there, they learn of some harrowing news about the AI and the gods, and they then have to start the next heat. 
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]]>4160truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-20-24--72794960Thank you very much to MIchael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Dong Quixote is reunited with his love...kinda. But not really. Meanwhile, Carl is getting weird messages from the War Mages and bad things are happening to Cascadia. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72794960Sun, 05 Jul 2026 11:55:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to MIchael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to MIchael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Dong Quixote is reunited with his love...kinda. But not really. Meanwhile, Carl is getting weird messages from the War Mages and bad things are happening to Cascadia. 
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]]>4254truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-14-19--72762342Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are where we touch base with the other crawlers and find out what their vehicles are, try to get a sense of their headspaces, and meet some other NPCs. Plus we get to see the village and chat with Prepotente about a...problem. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72762342Thu, 02 Jul 2026 13:55:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are where...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are where we touch base with the other crawlers and find out what their vehicles are, try to get a sense of their headspaces, and meet some other NPCs. Plus we get to see the village and chat with Prepotente about a...problem. 
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]]>4082truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parade-of-horribles-chapters-8-13--72709652Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are when we finally meet some of our other competitors in the races, and it's an odd assortment of people that vary from tentatively friendly to performatively unfriendly, and yet I don't want any of them to explode and die at the end!
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These chapters are when we finally meet some of our other competitors in the races, and it's an odd assortment of people that vary from tentatively friendly to performatively unfriendly, and yet I don't want any of them to explode and die at the end!
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These chapters are really something, and I have to admit that my anxiety is quite high and I’m not really sure why but i have to assume that it’s just because I keep rememebering how bad i am at racing games, and the stakes here are much higher. PLUS we have some new NPC friends who KNOW they’re NPCs and…oof. It’s a lot. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72604437Sat, 27 Jun 2026 11:30:05 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are really something, and I have to admit that my anxiety is quite high and I’m not really sure why but i have to assume that it’s just because I keep rememebering how bad i am at racing games, and the stakes here are much higher. PLUS we have some new NPC friends who KNOW they’re NPCs and…oof. It’s a lot. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
I can’t believe I’m finally catching up to everyone who has been reading in real time, and I am not looking forward to becoming one of the suckers who has to wait for the next book to come out! But here we are. And where we are is…a race track. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
I can’t believe I’m finally catching up to everyone who has been reading in real time, and I am not looking forward to becoming one of the suckers who has to wait for the next book to come out! But here we are. And where we are is…a race track. 
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These chapters are the ones where our friends figure out how to save poor Louis and get rid of Epitome Tagg, while Louis has to endure a whole new body and a whole new way  of breathing. Meanwhile, our friends get ready to do something pretty dramatic as all the others prepare to leave the dungeon or move to a more distant floor.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72422512Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:45:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where our friends figure out how to save poor Louis and get rid of Epitome Tagg, while Louis has to endure a whole new body and a whole new way  of breathing. Meanwhile, our friends get ready to do something pretty dramatic as all the others prepare to leave the dungeon or move to a more distant floor.
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]]>4546truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-86-epilogue--72443934Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are wild. There are so many surprises and so many new things to consider and implications of huge consequences, I can harly keep track! I can't wait until the next book! In 2 whole days!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72443934Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:15:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are wild. There are so many surprises and so many new things to consider and implications of huge consequences, I can harly keep track! I can't wait until the next book! In 2 whole days!
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]]>3812truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-77-81--72322549https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!
Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where the crew goes to rescue Louis, and kind of accidentally kill one of the other warlords. Meanwhile, Louis is having a horrible surgery, there’s a major secret that’s revealed, and I’m confused as hell. 

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where the crew goes to rescue Louis, and kind of accidentally kill one of the other warlords. Meanwhile, Louis is having a horrible surgery, there’s a major secret that’s revealed, and I’m confused as hell. 

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where Carl reunites with Donut in the tower to support her as she commits another Atrocity, and it's a really particularly hideous attack that is very effective but also messy as hell. Also, fucking Lucia strikes again.
Thanks to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72215291Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:20:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!These chapters are...https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!
Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where Carl reunites with Donut in the tower to support her as she commits another Atrocity, and it's a really particularly hideous attack that is very effective but also messy as hell. Also, fucking Lucia strikes again.
Thanks to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV]]>3634truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-69-72--72215290Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally have a real confrontation with Lucia Mar, and oh boy are things fucking weird with her. Her dog is dead, thank god, but otherwise it seems like we're saddled with some really strange circumstances that we do NOT have time to deal with right now!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72215290Sun, 31 May 2026 15:45:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally have a real confrontation with Lucia Mar, and oh boy are things fucking weird with her. Her dog is dead, thank god, but otherwise it seems like we're saddled with some really strange circumstances that we do NOT have time to deal with right now!
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]]>3984truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-68-rosetta--72174764Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl finally gets into the operating theatre of the Madness, and he has a whole plan that seems like it's going to work great...but then of course, things happen and he barely makes it out. Worst of all, we lose Li Jun. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72174764Sat, 30 May 2026 15:45:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl finally gets into the operating theatre of the Madness, and he has a whole plan that seems like it's going to work great...but then of course, things happen and he barely makes it out. Worst of all, we lose Li Jun. 
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]]>3913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-63-67--72074468Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where everything gets so fucked up due to a god who doesn't want to be here that the BEST option is to pack everyone together into a giant ball and roll it around. I mean, I guess? 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72074468Sat, 23 May 2026 13:25:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where everything gets so fucked up due to a god who doesn't want to be here that the BEST option is to pack everyone together into a giant ball and roll it around. I mean, I guess? 
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]]>3798truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-58-62--72058677Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl confronts a representative of the Naga and listens to his proposal before executing him. Then, we're getting into the real battle and shit is hitting the fan.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72058677Tue, 19 May 2026 15:05:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl confronts a representative of the Naga and listens to his proposal before executing him. Then, we're getting into the real battle and shit is hitting the fan.
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]]>3894truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-justice-light-57--71982380Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters open up all sorts of new possibilities and cause me to ask new questions. I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE THINGS!
Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71982380Sat, 16 May 2026 13:00:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get this show two days early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron! You can also join on the free tier and get updates on events and schedule changes! Thank you to Michael for commissioning...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters open up all sorts of new possibilities and cause me to ask new questions. I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE THINGS!
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]]>4162truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-52-55--71912708Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where, yet again, our friends are victorious and yet it does NOT feel like that. I am weirdly sympathetic and just want to know what the hell is going on that makes everyone grasp and exploit like it's their only option! And I mean in this book as well as real life. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71912708Tue, 12 May 2026 20:49:45 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where, yet again, our friends are victorious and yet it does NOT feel like that. I am weirdly sympathetic and just want to know what the hell is going on that makes everyone grasp and exploit like it's their only option! And I mean in this book as well as real life. 
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]]>3854truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-47-51--71894228Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
So in this one I actually talk quite a bit about Chapter 52 because I accidentally over-read, and I'm sorry! I just got so excited! But this is a really tense section and I am dying to read more so SUE ME!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71894228Sat, 09 May 2026 16:55:01 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  So in this one I...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
So in this one I actually talk quite a bit about Chapter 52 because I accidentally over-read, and I'm sorry! I just got so excited! But this is a really tense section and I am dying to read more so SUE ME!
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]]>3940truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-40-46--71894229Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut are brought onto a Warlord Interview Talk Show, and they find out the variety of ways in which other teams are cheating. Meanwhile, the Sepsis Whore is here and I'm very worried about the Naga all of a sudden because this seems...not like what I wish is looked like. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71894229Fri, 08 May 2026 19:10:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut are brought onto a Warlord Interview Talk Show, and they find out the variety of ways in which other teams are cheating. Meanwhile, the Sepsis Whore is here and I'm very worried about the Naga all of a sudden because this seems...not like what I wish is looked like. 
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]]>4196truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-volteeg-chapter-39--71596690Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are terrible and I'm sad and mad and sad and then mad again. RIP Volteeg, you will be missed. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71596690Sat, 25 Apr 2026 17:05:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are terrible and I'm sad and mad and sad and then mad again. RIP Volteeg, you will be missed. 
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]]>4307truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-31-34--71534567Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where we found out about Princess Formidable heading for the failsafe, which has influenced King Rust to change up his plans and make a deal with Carl and  Donut, which we don't hear about and may not happen at all now. Thanks, Rosetta. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71534567Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:25:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where we found out about Princess Formidable heading for the failsafe, which has influenced King Rust to change up his plans and make a deal with Carl and  Donut, which we don't hear about and may not happen at all now. Thanks, Rosetta. 
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]]>3791truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-28-30--71416738Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where some worms get into the heads of our friends and take them over, disabling a bunch of the wall protections and generally just making me paranoid and I hate it. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71416738Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:10:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where some worms get into the heads of our friends and take them over, disabling a bunch of the wall protections and generally just making me paranoid and I hate it. 
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]]>3809truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-23-27--71329525Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Empress D'nadia gets got, but it's not really the victory that I was expected, and if anything I'm more worried than ever. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71329525Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:25:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Empress D'nadia gets got, but it's not really the victory that I was expected, and if anything I'm more worried than ever. 
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]]>4354truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-christmas-day-22--71304613Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we begin the battle phase where magic attacks are not allowed, forcing people to get creative with non-offensive spells and items, and things are really grim already and I don't like any of this at all. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71304613Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:20:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we begin the battle phase where magic attacks are not allowed, forcing people to get creative with non-offensive spells and items, and things are really grim already and I don't like any of this at all. 
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]]>3796truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-16-19--71191191Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which one of the factions in cheating, but they're not great at it, and it backfires spectacularly. Meanwhile, some of what happened in Katia's history is revealed to us, and the treatment to expel Shit Maria doesn't fully work...but it DOES give Carl control.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71191191Fri, 10 Apr 2026 15:45:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which one of the factions in cheating, but they're not great at it, and it backfires spectacularly. Meanwhile, some of what happened in Katia's history is revealed to us, and the treatment to expel Shit Maria doesn't fully work...but it DOES give Carl control.
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]]>3871truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-12-15--71071790Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut almost get ganked by a cheating TV production company, and it turns out that Shi Maria is doing a LOT that we didn't know about. Meanwhile, the bad guys have SO many soldiers and Victory the orc is my new bae. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71071790Mon, 06 Apr 2026 17:04:50 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut almost get ganked by a cheating TV production company, and it turns out that Shi Maria is doing a LOT that we didn't know about. Meanwhile, the bad guys have SO many soldiers and Victory the orc is my new bae. 
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]]>4013truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-8-11--70905345Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl finally gets to meet all the people who have been working behind the scenes, and I cry at Tipid's story. It's A LOT!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70905345Sat, 28 Mar 2026 12:50:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl finally gets to meet all the people who have been working behind the scenes, and I cry at Tipid's story. It's A LOT!
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]]>3962truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-inevitable-ruin-chapters-4-7--70860220https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!
Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!It’s time for Carl to open his loot boxes and get his own cool prizes, potions and weapons and patches, oh my! Meanwhile, Louis gets a BONKERS prize and we meet our first awoken NPC.
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!It’s time for Carl to open his loot boxes and get his own cool prizes, potions and weapons and patches, oh my! Meanwhile, Louis gets a BONKERS prize and we meet our first awoken NPC.
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These chapters are the ones in which we find out exactly what was going on with Carl and Paulie on Christmas morning, and Carl gets a pretty wild upgrade installed in his head. Meanwhile, Mordecai is excited abou tsome potions and Donut gets a new tiara. 
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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These chapters are the ones in which we find out exactly what was going on with Carl and Paulie on Christmas morning, and Carl gets a pretty wild upgrade installed in his head. Meanwhile, Mordecai is excited abou tsome potions and Donut gets a new tiara. 
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You sick fuck.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70697673Thu, 19 Mar 2026 21:55:01 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Even though these...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Even though these chapters made me literally cry on camera! Thanks for that, Michael! Thanks for inflicting this pain on me! 
You sick fuck.
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl ends up in the hand of a demon who won’t stop hitting himself, the AI demands that a crab jerk off into the ocean, and Paz kills an allegedly immortal goddess.
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl ends up in the hand of a demon who won’t stop hitting himself, the AI demands that a crab jerk off into the ocean, and Paz kills an allegedly immortal goddess.
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These chapters are the ones in which Carl figures out that maybe there's a way around getting a key so that everyone can potentially make it off this floor alive. Meanwhile, demons, portals, cat ladies, and reunions. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70578109Thu, 12 Mar 2026 13:00:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl figures out that maybe there's a way around getting a key so that everyone can potentially make it off this floor alive. Meanwhile, demons, portals, cat ladies, and reunions. 
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]]>4368truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-55-59--70491389Thank you I GUESS to Michael for commissioning this episode. Kinda. 
THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. ENJOY MY PAIN, YOU JERKS.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70491389Sat, 07 Mar 2026 14:50:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you I GUESS to Michael for commissioning this episode. Kinda.  THAT IS ALL...Thank you I GUESS to Michael for commissioning this episode. Kinda. 
THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. ENJOY MY PAIN, YOU JERKS.
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]]>3984truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-50-54--70428632Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the homeless shelter and seems to be teleported away before anything can happen, but I'm personally thinking that there's something else going on that makes more sense. Meanwhile, Imani is going through it, and Ines is out here riding sea serpents. sigh 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70428632Thu, 05 Mar 2026 16:20:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the homeless shelter and seems to be teleported away before anything can happen, but I'm personally thinking that there's something else going on that makes more sense. Meanwhile, Imani is going through it, and Ines is out here riding sea serpents. sigh 
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]]>4007truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-46-49--70308847Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to face a giant Hydra whose heads are all from people in their pasts. Then there's some alarming news about the AI, and Carl goes on a mysterious quest to see the people who sponsored him. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70308847Sat, 28 Feb 2026 13:50:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to face a giant Hydra whose heads are all from people in their pasts. Then there's some alarming news about the AI, and Carl goes on a mysterious quest to see the people who sponsored him. 
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]]>3850truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-42-45--70257036Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl has a really scary near-death and near-blindness moment, and then has to go face his shitty father. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl has a really scary near-death and near-blindness moment, and then has to go face his shitty father. 
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These chapters are the ones where we end up in Miami but also in Iowa, and Carl is determined to face down his father because he's certain it's coming. But it doesn't! At least, not yet. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70159482Tue, 24 Feb 2026 21:43:13 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we end up in Miami but also in Iowa, and Carl is determined to face down his father because he's certain it's coming. But it doesn't! At least, not yet. 
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]]>4201truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-33-37--70115666Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl finds out what was really going on with Astrid and her family, and then is flummoxed when Odette swerves and suggests a different adjutant for him and Donut. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70115666Thu, 19 Feb 2026 13:50:01 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl finds out what was really going on with Astrid and her family, and then is flummoxed when Odette swerves and suggests a different adjutant for him and Donut. 
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]]>3811truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-29-32--70087074Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Katia and Carl have to carry out their assasination of Astrid, and I feel so damn sad about the multiple reveals that Dinneman slaps me with once this is accomplished. I hate this. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70087074Tue, 17 Feb 2026 16:55:01 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Katia and Carl have to carry out their assasination of Astrid, and I feel so damn sad about the multiple reveals that Dinneman slaps me with once this is accomplished. I hate this. 
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]]>4436truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-25-28--70062532Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we get our first indication of just how left things are going with Katia, despite her seeming to be doing better. I hate this. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70062532Mon, 16 Feb 2026 23:33:40 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we get our first indication of just how left things are going with Katia, despite her seeming to be doing better. I hate this. 
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]]>3655truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-21-24--69822234Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut attend a Faction Wars meeting and it's a whole mess, Carl has to go into a strip club to plot a murder, and then there's a large crab trying to psych himself up for...something. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69822234Sat, 07 Feb 2026 14:55:02 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut attend a Faction Wars meeting and it's a whole mess, Carl has to go into a strip club to plot a murder, and then there's a large crab trying to psych himself up for...something. 
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]]>3884truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-17-20--69673141Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to get even more enmeshed in some bullshit with the Gods, and everything is becoming too dang complicated. Meanwhile, Sister Inez is out there doing god knows what, and Mordecai has a little secret. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69673141Fri, 30 Jan 2026 12:50:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to get even more enmeshed in some bullshit with the Gods, and everything is becoming too dang complicated. Meanwhile, Sister Inez is out there doing god knows what, and Mordecai has a little secret. 
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]]>3773truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-13-16--69631089Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to make a tough call about which god's shrine to fix, and then we find out that my weird suspicions about Sister Ines are justified, but not at all in the way I'd anticipated. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to make a tough call about which god's shrine to fix, and then we find out that my weird suspicions about Sister Ines are justified, but not at all in the way I'd anticipated. 
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These chapters are the ones where I start to get really suspicious of the new party members (I know they're not really party members but you get it) and I'm trying to figure out where that's coming from. Meanwhile, we've got a Plague Lord and zombies and new quests. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69553201Wed, 28 Jan 2026 20:27:52 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where I start to get really suspicious of the new party members (I know they're not really party members but you get it) and I'm trying to figure out where that's coming from. Meanwhile, we've got a Plague Lord and zombies and new quests. 
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]]>4247truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-chapters-4-8--69458884Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across Sister Inez and her pair of ex-cons, and there's quite a standoff because Donut said that she'd kill any cat-person she came across. Also, there are monk seals and duende. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69458884Sat, 17 Jan 2026 14:55:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across Sister Inez and her pair of ex-cons, and there's quite a standoff because Donut said that she'd kill any cat-person she came across. Also, there are monk seals and duende. 
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]]>4212truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-eye-of-the-bedlam-bride-prologue-chapters-1-3--69428749Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally find out what went on between Odette, Chaco, and Mordecai, and it's honestly super sad for everyone involved, even Odette. Then we join Carl and Donut in Cuba, and we find out how this new floor works and get to open some really cool prize boxes. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69428749Thu, 15 Jan 2026 15:25:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally find out what went on between Odette, Chaco, and Mordecai, and it's honestly super sad for everyone involved, even Odette. Then we join Carl and Donut in Cuba, and we find out how this new floor works and get to open some really cool prize boxes. 
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]]>4376truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapter-77-epilogue--69329177Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These final chapters include several twists and turns, from skipping a floor to Katia being an addict and also being pitted against Donut. All of this juicy drama has me pretty stoked for the next book! 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69329177Fri, 09 Jan 2026 15:55:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These final...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These final chapters include several twists and turns, from skipping a floor to Katia being an addict and also being pitted against Donut. All of this juicy drama has me pretty stoked for the next book! 
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]]>4001truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-73-76--69125036Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Samantha really comes through and manages to pull off a genuinely impressive feat, while literally everything else begins to fall down around our ears. Carl is ready to take drastic action, but Signet steps in and handles it. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69125036Sun, 21 Dec 2025 12:30:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are...Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Samantha really comes through and manages to pull off a genuinely impressive feat, while literally everything else begins to fall down around our ears. Carl is ready to take drastic action, but Signet steps in and handles it. 
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Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where the party really gets rolling, and we get to see the outstanding performance that Donut had trained Mongo to do, which I find frankly more important than all of these silly plans to save people’s lives. ENCORE!
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Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where the party really gets rolling, and we get to see the outstanding performance that Donut had trained Mongo to do, which I find frankly more important than all of these silly plans to save people’s lives. ENCORE!
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we are beginning to get some notes about the plan for handling the Butcher’s Masquerade, and then actually join the event itself for its very first minutes. Then Vrah shows up, and I have to stop reading, and…RUDE.

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Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we are beginning to get some notes about the plan for handling the Butcher’s Masquerade, and then actually join the event itself for its very first minutes. Then Vrah shows up, and I have to stop reading, and…RUDE.

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Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV]]>4189truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-56-62--68967369Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters we see Carl and Donut formulating a plan to get all the NPCs they can to the 9th floor, and we find out just what the spell is that Carl negotiated to get as well as how that spell works. Meanwhile, there's a whole thing with these stupid annoying gods that is really harshing the vibe and I wish we could just kill them all. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68967369Thu, 11 Dec 2025 16:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These chapters we...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters we see Carl and Donut formulating a plan to get all the NPCs they can to the 9th floor, and we find out just what the spell is that Carl negotiated to get as well as how that spell works. Meanwhile, there's a whole thing with these stupid annoying gods that is really harshing the vibe and I wish we could just kill them all. 
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]]>4362truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-51-55--68904809https://www.patreon.com/unspoiledand become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!
Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where the Hunters fuck everyone over by not leaving their safe little hides-holes to kill the Creepers, resulting in a change of rules that kicks them all out of their safe rooms.
Meanwhile, there’s a killer vine spell moving across the floor that will kill you in a real gnarly way, so that’s fun! Thank you all again so much for listening and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where the Hunters fuck everyone over by not leaving their safe little hides-holes to kill the Creepers, resulting in a change of rules that kicks them all out of their safe rooms.
Meanwhile, there’s a killer vine spell moving across the floor that will kill you in a real gnarly way, so that’s fun! Thank you all again so much for listening and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV]]>3960truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-46-50--68840676Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to fight their way over to Miriam Dom and Prepotente, and we get a truly heartbreaking scene that made me genuinely sad. Then there's a new floor-wide mission that sounds pretty intimidating. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68840676Fri, 05 Dec 2025 16:15:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut have to fight their way over to Miriam Dom and Prepotente, and we get a truly heartbreaking scene that made me genuinely sad. Then there's a new floor-wide mission that sounds pretty intimidating. 
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]]>3932truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-39-45--68840465Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl goes back to the convention with Carl and meet the Popov brothers, who do not seem to be particularly enjoying their situation. Meanwhile, we're learning about how all these dinosaurs came to be and get saddled with a new quest. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68840465Fri, 05 Dec 2025 12:40:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl goes back to the convention with Carl and meet the Popov brothers, who do not seem to be particularly enjoying their situation. Meanwhile, we're learning about how all these dinosaurs came to be and get saddled with a new quest. 
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]]>4090truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-35-38--68632329https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!
Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are so loaded with things to talk about that I run out of time and I end up having to push talking about Chapter 38 to the next episode. But it’s okay! Because we’re getting another confrontation with Lucia Mar and I’m having a great time theorizing about what the hell is going on with her.
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Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are so loaded with things to talk about that I run out of time and I end up having to push talking about Chapter 38 to the next episode. But it’s okay! Because we’re getting another confrontation with Lucia Mar and I’m having a great time theorizing about what the hell is going on with her.
Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the first day of this CrawlCon and crowdsources a bunch of ideas and information and it’s suuuuper interesting to read. I’m really into the whole world and you know I couldn’t get enough.
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon a new episode!
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Thank you very much to Jacque for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl goes to the first day of this CrawlCon and crowdsources a bunch of ideas and information and it’s suuuuper interesting to read. I’m really into the whole world and you know I couldn’t get enough.
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon a new episode!
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These are the chapters where Carl and Donut head to the fort that Signet wanted to take down, and it's just much less difficult than I was expecting. The most challenging part was the boss, and turns out that the boss wasn't even part of this quest AND they don't get a reward from it at all. Complete rip-off. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68609305Tue, 18 Nov 2025 20:05:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These are the...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where Carl and Donut head to the fort that Signet wanted to take down, and it's just much less difficult than I was expecting. The most challenging part was the boss, and turns out that the boss wasn't even part of this quest AND they don't get a reward from it at all. Complete rip-off. 
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]]>4052truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-19-24--68609304Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut get to see Bea again and it's a very strange and in some ways unsatisfying scene because there has to be so much posturing and pretending because of the lack of privacy. I'm really curious if we're going to see her again. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68609304Tue, 18 Nov 2025 14:15:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut get to see Bea again and it's a very strange and in some ways unsatisfying scene because there has to be so much posturing and pretending because of the lack of privacy. I'm really curious if we're going to see her again. 
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]]>4352truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-13-18--68319796Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Bea is trotted out in front of the cameras in order for Odette to simultaneously get an exclusive interview, and also for Odette to stick it to Borant a little bit. But it turns out not to matter, because they are no longer in control of the Crawl anyway! 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68319796Thu, 06 Nov 2025 13:40:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Bea is trotted out in front of the cameras in order for Odette to simultaneously get an exclusive interview, and also for Odette to stick it to Borant a little bit. But it turns out not to matter, because they are no longer in control of the Crawl anyway! 
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]]>3519truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-9-12--68318177Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Mongo scents some other dinosaurs and takes off running to get laid. Bless his heart. Meanwhile, our friends are taking over a Bugbear settlement and trying to set it up as a kind of base camp. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68318177Wed, 05 Nov 2025 16:45:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Mongo scents some other dinosaurs and takes off running to get laid. Bless his heart. Meanwhile, our friends are taking over a Bugbear settlement and trying to set it up as a kind of base camp. 
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]]>3953falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-5-8--68232692Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where we get to see what Carl's plan was, and while it's a good idea in a general sense, he was not ready for the Hunters to be as prepared as they turn out to be. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68232692Fri, 31 Oct 2025 12:30:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! These chapters are...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where we get to see what Carl's plan was, and while it's a good idea in a general sense, he was not ready for the Hunters to be as prepared as they turn out to be. 
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]]>4067truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-butcher-s-masquerade-chapters-1-4--68316849Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
Time to start the fifth book, kids! And I'm excited because this one starts with litigation and logistics and I absolutely live for that shit. Then, as usual, it ends with Carl doing something insane. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68316849Wed, 29 Oct 2025 13:45:25 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!  Time to start the...Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! 
Time to start the fifth book, kids! And I'm excited because this one starts with litigation and logistics and I absolutely live for that shit. Then, as usual, it ends with Carl doing something insane. 
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]]>3598truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-34-epilogue--68141102Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's time to wrap up this book, and there's a LOT to talk about. From Carl's secret plan, to what's going on on the surface of Earth, to the fact that Bea is still alive...I can't imagine how some of these new pieces of information are going to come into play in the next book. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68141102Fri, 24 Oct 2025 14:40:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!    Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  It's time to...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's time to wrap up this book, and there's a LOT to talk about. From Carl's secret plan, to what's going on on the surface of Earth, to the fact that Bea is still alive...I can't imagine how some of these new pieces of information are going to come into play in the next book. 
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]]>4324truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-32-33--68084403Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and his crew are working on something that for whatever reason, he cannot be directly involved with. So he's by himself for part of this, focused on opening his boxes, and actually getting some pretty cool loot. But what's REALLY happening? 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68084403Tue, 14 Oct 2025 18:35:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and his crew are working on something that for whatever reason, he cannot be directly involved with. So he's by himself for part of this, focused on opening his boxes, and actually getting some pretty cool loot. But what's REALLY happening? 
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]]>4383truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-29-31--68053816Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
This is the section where we are all trying to cope with a massive puppy and there's, as usual, one particular asshole who is willing to ruin things for everyone. Not that other people aren't willing to fuck things up as well, but you know...there's always that one guy. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68053816Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  This is the...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
This is the section where we are all trying to cope with a massive puppy and there's, as usual, one particular asshole who is willing to ruin things for everyone. Not that other people aren't willing to fuck things up as well, but you know...there's always that one guy. 
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]]>4165truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-27-28--67902361Thanks so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. defeat this massive sharktopus (sorry, octoshark) and then are faced with an impossible choice and have to open the Gate Of The Feral Gods.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67902361Sat, 27 Sep 2025 22:05:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thanks so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are...Thanks so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. defeat this massive sharktopus (sorry, octoshark) and then are faced with an impossible choice and have to open the Gate Of The Feral Gods.
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]]>3973truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-24-26--67902362Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where we find out what's really going on with Samathe and this sex doll, and it's...weird. Meanwhile, there's a mission taking us underwater and a bold new method of broadcasting boss battles!
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These chapters are the ones where we find out what's really going on with Samathe and this sex doll, and it's...weird. Meanwhile, there's a mission taking us underwater and a bold new method of broadcasting boss battles!
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This group of chapters is really weird and I still don't get what's going on, but that's fine because neither does Carl or anybody else. Suffice to say, they manage to escape a pretty awful death by the skin of their teeth, and have almost all the pieces they need for using this gate thingy. Which, for the record, I do not think we should be using!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67813744Fri, 19 Sep 2025 23:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  This group of...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
This group of chapters is really weird and I still don't get what's going on, but that's fine because neither does Carl or anybody else. Suffice to say, they manage to escape a pretty awful death by the skin of their teeth, and have almost all the pieces they need for using this gate thingy. Which, for the record, I do not think we should be using!
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]]>3791truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-18-20--67786082Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl does something pretty intense that I whole-heartedly agree with and I'm gonna SAY IT. There are certainly going to be consequences but for now, all I can say is...good for you, Carl. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67786082Fri, 19 Sep 2025 19:50:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl does something pretty intense that I whole-heartedly agree with and I'm gonna SAY IT. There are certainly going to be consequences but for now, all I can say is...good for you, Carl. 
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]]>4406truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-15-17--67785148Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to fight a goose, and Donut can basically do nothing to help. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67785148Fri, 19 Sep 2025 13:45:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to fight a goose, and Donut can basically do nothing to help. 
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]]>3865truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-12-14--67724454Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
This section is the one where we find out just what's going on with Chris, and it's so much worse than what I had expected. At least a personality change would have been due to a choice that he made, but instead he's been completely hijacked and it's fucking awful. And he's still alive, so we get to deal with this problem later! Fun!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67724454Thu, 18 Sep 2025 20:55:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This section is...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
This section is the one where we find out just what's going on with Chris, and it's so much worse than what I had expected. At least a personality change would have been due to a choice that he made, but instead he's been completely hijacked and it's fucking awful. And he's still alive, so we get to deal with this problem later! Fun!
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]]>3888truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-9-11--67648599Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
In these chapters our friends have to fight a giant bird and it causes some kind of weird glitch where the game changes up what's going on. Meanwhile, Chris is on his way to see Carl and Donut, but it turns out...he's not alone.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67648599Thu, 18 Sep 2025 15:35:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! In these chapters...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
In these chapters our friends have to fight a giant bird and it causes some kind of weird glitch where the game changes up what's going on. Meanwhile, Chris is on his way to see Carl and Donut, but it turns out...he's not alone.
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]]>4003truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-6-8--67624333Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. have to infiltrate the town hall, and the plan goes badly awry. Meanwhile, Carl's getting some new sponsors, but it seems like they're a pacifist group so we'll have to see how useful they are!
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These chapters are the ones where Carl & Co. have to infiltrate the town hall, and the plan goes badly awry. Meanwhile, Carl's getting some new sponsors, but it seems like they're a pacifist group so we'll have to see how useful they are!
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!
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I want to apologize for the poor sound quality in this episode, I didn't realize that my input was wrong and all the sound was coming in through my phone instead of my mic. I did my best to edit things into a better sound but i could only do so much. Sorry about that!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67523204Fri, 12 Sep 2025 16:55:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! I want to...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
I want to apologize for the poor sound quality in this episode, I didn't realize that my input was wrong and all the sound was coming in through my phone instead of my mic. I did my best to edit things into a better sound but i could only do so much. Sorry about that!
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]]>4285truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gate-of-the-feral-gods-chapters-1-2--67520277Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These opening chapters show us a desert that is as awful as I was expecting, and there are a bunch of camel folks that have settled in a weird town and are getting stoned between their fights with the gnomes. Meanwhile, there's a bonkers quest that is going to require teamwork, and it seems like the team is going to suck balls.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67520277Thu, 28 Aug 2025 19:20:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These opening...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These opening chapters show us a desert that is as awful as I was expecting, and there are a bunch of camel folks that have settled in a weird town and are getting stoned between their fights with the gnomes. Meanwhile, there's a bonkers quest that is going to require teamwork, and it seems like the team is going to suck balls.
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]]>4070truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-33-epilogue--67447825Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These final chapters are very busy because we've not only got a huge Boss Battle, we have the collapse of the floor, the interview, the reveal of a new representative and Zev's "reeducation", and the opening of the next floor. There's a lot happening!
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67447825Thu, 28 Aug 2025 14:40:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These final...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These final chapters are very busy because we've not only got a huge Boss Battle, we have the collapse of the floor, the interview, the reveal of a new representative and Zev's "reeducation", and the opening of the next floor. There's a lot happening!
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]]>3880truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-30-32--67372711Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
So these chapters are the ones where Mordecai finally comes back (well technically he came back in the last section but he was only there for a minute before the blood fountain happened so it doesn't count) and he attempts to slap some sense into Carl. Predictably, that doesn't work. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67372711Wed, 20 Aug 2025 19:20:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! So these chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
So these chapters are the ones where Mordecai finally comes back (well technically he came back in the last section but he was only there for a minute before the blood fountain happened so it doesn't count) and he attempts to slap some sense into Carl. Predictably, that doesn't work. 
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]]>4143truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-27-29--67428158Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These are the chapters where Carl & Co. begin executing their plan to help the other crawlers, using portals that they've affixed to the front of trains. It's a pretty genius idea, although...there are a few hiccups.
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you all again soon with a new episode!
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These are the chapters where Carl & Co. begin executing their plan to help the other crawlers, using portals that they've affixed to the front of trains. It's a pretty genius idea, although...there are a few hiccups.
Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you all again soon with a new episode!
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These chapters are the ones where it turns out that the fallout after Katia kills Hekla is way less intense than I first expected, and we're just getting on with the damn thing. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67315536Tue, 12 Aug 2025 13:20:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where it turns out that the fallout after Katia kills Hekla is way less intense than I first expected, and we're just getting on with the damn thing. 
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]]>4451truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-20-23--67272012Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally get to meet Hekla in person, and despite Carl being very guarded with her, turns out he's not guarded enough. Hekla isn't prepared for what happens next. None of us were.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67272012Thu, 07 Aug 2025 23:30:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we finally get to meet Hekla in person, and despite Carl being very guarded with her, turns out he's not guarded enough. Hekla isn't prepared for what happens next. None of us were.
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]]>4979truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-17-19--67209457Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl meets Madison, an NPC with the shitty attitude of middle management, and learns a little more about how the floor works. Then he runs into Frank Q and gets a present from him, which will be very interesting if it gets used in the future. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67209457Thu, 07 Aug 2025 17:10:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl meets Madison, an NPC with the shitty attitude of middle management, and learns a little more about how the floor works. Then he runs into Frank Q and gets a present from him, which will be very interesting if it gets used in the future. 
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]]>4077truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-14-16--67182328Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl is figuring out more about how the trains work, and comes up with a plan, which goes (heh) completely off the rails. He ends up with some huge level-ups though, so all's well that ends well. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67182328Thu, 31 Jul 2025 12:30:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl is figuring out more about how the trains work, and comes up with a plan, which goes (heh) completely off the rails. He ends up with some huge level-ups though, so all's well that ends well. 
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]]>4240truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-12-13--67165148Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where our guys go up against Dismember, a War Mage doing some pretty horrific magic and with a LOT of minions. Then Carl fixes up a new item for Katya, and she grows...a lot. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67165148Tue, 29 Jul 2025 17:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where our guys go up against Dismember, a War Mage doing some pretty horrific magic and with a LOT of minions. Then Carl fixes up a new item for Katya, and she grows...a lot. 
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]]>4036truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-9-11--67078705Thanks to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut deal with the fallout from being attacked by fellow crawlers at the Desperado Club, and then they go and derail a train. Meanwhile, I'm worried about Grull and also about what the consequences to the train issue are going to be. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67078705Thu, 24 Jul 2025 14:55:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thanks to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones...Thanks to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut deal with the fallout from being attacked by fellow crawlers at the Desperado Club, and then they go and derail a train. Meanwhile, I'm worried about Grull and also about what the consequences to the train issue are going to be. 
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]]>3973truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-6-8--67104935Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl asks himself why he's so paranoid while at the Desperado Club right before someone nearly kills Donut. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67104935Mon, 21 Jul 2025 20:51:00 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl asks himself why he's so paranoid while at the Desperado Club right before someone nearly kills Donut. 
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]]>4363truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-3-5--66989662Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl finds out that his buddy Brandon died on the 3rd floor. Meanwhile, the gang are trying to untangle this mess of train tracks and tunnels and make some sense out of it all. Good luck! 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66989662Wed, 16 Jul 2025 12:15:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl finds out that his buddy Brandon died on the 3rd floor. Meanwhile, the gang are trying to untangle this mess of train tracks and tunnels and make some sense out of it all. Good luck! 
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]]>4356truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dungeon-anarchist-s-cookbook-chapters-1-2--66934385Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
We're starting in on the 4th floor, and it's clearly going to be really fucking hectic based on these first two chapters! I'm delighted that our friends are getting personal spaces though, and I'm really interested in what is going to happen with Katia. Hekla, where are you?
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66934385Fri, 11 Jul 2025 14:20:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  We're starting...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
We're starting in on the 4th floor, and it's clearly going to be really fucking hectic based on these first two chapters! I'm delighted that our friends are getting personal spaces though, and I'm really interested in what is going to happen with Katia. Hekla, where are you?
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]]>3846truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-23-epilogue--66903734Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These final chapters are absolutely packed, so I did my best! The way that the final moments shake out are so indicative of the way the world works that it hurts. Huge disaster coming, so you sacrifice yourself to save people? Haha, NEW disaster coming instead! You make a smart call and end up winning big? Hahah, no you didn't!
Sigh. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66903734Wed, 09 Jul 2025 13:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These final...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These final chapters are absolutely packed, so I did my best! The way that the final moments shake out are so indicative of the way the world works that it hurts. Huge disaster coming, so you sacrifice yourself to save people? Haha, NEW disaster coming instead! You make a smart call and end up winning big? Hahah, no you didn't!
Sigh. 
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]]>4160truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-20-22--66854716Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are almost the last ones! I can't believe how fast this book FLEW by, and I'm really curious how it's going to wrap because there's got to be at least a little resolution with some of it by the end, even if I'm aware that there's a larger story that isn't finished. In the meantime, Carl and Donut still haven't finished their quest and I'm a little salty that this is only going to be a Silver Level loot box.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66854716Tue, 08 Jul 2025 20:30:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are almost the last ones! I can't believe how fast this book FLEW by, and I'm really curious how it's going to wrap because there's got to be at least a little resolution with some of it by the end, even if I'm aware that there's a larger story that isn't finished. In the meantime, Carl and Donut still haven't finished their quest and I'm a little salty that this is only going to be a Silver Level loot box.
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]]>4031truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-18-19--66823836Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where our heroes begin working more seriously on the quest, but the clues that seem to be pointing towards the Magistrate aren't really panning out the way that I was expecting. There are some signs they're on the right track, but I don't know. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66823836Sat, 05 Jul 2025 22:25:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where our heroes begin working more seriously on the quest, but the clues that seem to be pointing towards the Magistrate aren't really panning out the way that I was expecting. There are some signs they're on the right track, but I don't know. 
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]]>3901truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-15-17--66732983Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl, Donut, and Mordecai go into the Desperado Club for the first time and meet some new types of creatures, one of whom is a drug dealer. Lucia is becoming genuinely terrifying and I'm starting to get worried about her. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66732983Sat, 05 Jul 2025 17:40:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones where Carl, Donut, and Mordecai go into the Desperado Club for the first time and meet some new types of creatures, one of whom is a drug dealer. Lucia is becoming genuinely terrifying and I'm starting to get worried about her. 
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]]>4114truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-12-14--66711254Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to hoof it back to Donut before she dies AGAIN, and then they wind up involved with another quest despite trying their best to avoid it. Well, Carl doesn't really try to avoid it at all really since he goes to find the orc lady again. So maybe this was always going to end this way. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66711254Wed, 25 Jun 2025 11:30:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl has to hoof it back to Donut before she dies AGAIN, and then they wind up involved with another quest despite trying their best to avoid it. Well, Carl doesn't really try to avoid it at all really since he goes to find the orc lady again. So maybe this was always going to end this way. 
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]]>4400truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-8-11--66710131Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl decides to take a very big risk regarding both his own health and mental state as well as regarding the whims of TV producers. It pays off for now, but how long can he keep this up, and what's happening to Donut???
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66710131Tue, 24 Jun 2025 17:05:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl decides to take a very big risk regarding both his own health and mental state as well as regarding the whims of TV producers. It pays off for now, but how long can he keep this up, and what's happening to Donut???
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]]>4217truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-6-8--66596750Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which we get involved with an Elite, and it seems like things aren't going anywhere good. Meanwhile, Mordecai is drinking too much and unavailable for consultation until afterward. This is when we learn about the scripted seasons of shows that are also being filmed within the game. Wild.
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66596750Mon, 23 Jun 2025 19:35:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which we get involved with an Elite, and it seems like things aren't going anywhere good. Meanwhile, Mordecai is drinking too much and unavailable for consultation until afterward. This is when we learn about the scripted seasons of shows that are also being filmed within the game. Wild.
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]]>3902truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carl-s-doomsday-scenario-chapters-1-4--66077872Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's delightful to be back in this world, and I cannot wait to see what new things are in store. These chapters have Carl and Donut choosing their races and classes, all while keeping secret that they've made a deal to trick Mordecai. Which I hate. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66077872Fri, 16 May 2025 03:07:30 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  It's delightful...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's delightful to be back in this world, and I cannot wait to see what new things are in store. These chapters have Carl and Donut choosing their races and classes, all while keeping secret that they've made a deal to trick Mordecai. Which I hate. 
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]]>3631truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-46-epilogue--65137464Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's time to wrap on the first book in the series, everyone, and never fear! The second book has been commissioned, there's just a bit of a break between them while I cover Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik. This book ends on a bit of an odd moment and I'm going to be wondering what that's about until we get there! 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65137464Wed, 26 Mar 2025 18:00:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  It's time to...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
It's time to wrap on the first book in the series, everyone, and never fear! The second book has been commissioned, there's just a bit of a break between them while I cover Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik. This book ends on a bit of an odd moment and I'm going to be wondering what that's about until we get there! 
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]]>4464truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-42-45--64995949Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut are brought on a trashy show with a trashier audience, where the host enjoys cruelly needling crawlers and forcing them to make impossible choices. The "Maestro" has met his match in Carl, though, and by the end of the interview Carl has made an enemy for life. It's great. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64995949Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:20:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut are brought on a trashy show with a trashier audience, where the host enjoys cruelly needling crawlers and forcing them to make impossible choices. The "Maestro" has met his match in Carl, though, and by the end of the interview Carl has made an enemy for life. It's great. 
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]]>4218truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-37-41--64978783Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where the party is penalized for Jack pissing on the wall, and the rage elemental that materializes refuses to leave them alone even when they're in the safe room. Carl comes up with a plan, but the game doesn't seem happy about it based on their lack of experience and their PR agent being put in the corner. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64978783Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:40:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These are the...Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where the party is penalized for Jack pissing on the wall, and the rage elemental that materializes refuses to leave them alone even when they're in the safe room. Carl comes up with a plan, but the game doesn't seem happy about it based on their lack of experience and their PR agent being put in the corner. 
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]]>4193truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-32-36--64872238Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to face off with a Krakaren, but first have to do battle with her unvaccinated minions (who are also the bottom tier of her multi-level marketing scheme). This book is a delight. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64872238Fri, 14 Mar 2025 16:50:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to face off with a Krakaren, but first have to do battle with her unvaccinated minions (who are also the bottom tier of her multi-level marketing scheme). This book is a delight. 
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]]>4777truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-27-31--64824176Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut manage to get a spot on one of the shows covering the Crawl, and Donut knocks the opportunity out of the park. We learn some more details about how the game works, and some interesting financial information. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64824176Wed, 12 Mar 2025 17:35:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut manage to get a spot on one of the shows covering the Crawl, and Donut knocks the opportunity out of the park. We learn some more details about how the game works, and some interesting financial information. 
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]]>4800truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-21-26--64740606Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across a group of elderly people and the caretakers and laborers that worked at the nursing home the old folks lived in. They join forces to get past the Borough Boss, and Carl decides that he doesn't want to survive if it means that he's leaving innocent defenseless people to die. Good boy, Carl. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64740606Fri, 07 Mar 2025 18:05:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across a group of elderly people and the caretakers and laborers that worked at the nursing home the old folks lived in. They join forces to get past the Borough Boss, and Carl decides that he doesn't want to survive if it means that he's leaving innocent defenseless people to die. Good boy, Carl. 
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]]>4354truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-13-20--64704876Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which I go on a long rant about being an online creator in the Era Of The Algorithm, and how it is going to be a pain for Carl to navigate some of these things as he gets eyes on him. Also we meet a couple of shitty cops who are preying on other crawlers, which surprises no one. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64704876Wed, 05 Mar 2025 18:30:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which I go on a long rant about being an online creator in the Era Of The Algorithm, and how it is going to be a pain for Carl to navigate some of these things as he gets eyes on him. Also we meet a couple of shitty cops who are preying on other crawlers, which surprises no one. 
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]]>4654truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-6-12--64685698Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where our party fights their very first boss battle, and it's really fucking upsetting. I hated it a lot. Also, Donut can talk and she's GOOD at it according to her stats so I'm looking forward to that. 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64685698Tue, 04 Mar 2025 12:30:08 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These are the...Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where our party fights their very first boss battle, and it's really fucking upsetting. I hated it a lot. Also, Donut can talk and she's GOOD at it according to her stats so I'm looking forward to that. 
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]]>3981truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dungeon-crawler-carl-chapters-1-5--64577966Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
So we're starting in a pretty weird scenario where aliens are turning the earth into a giant area for a Hunger Games scenario, and I can't wait to see how much weirder it gets from here! 
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64577966Wed, 26 Feb 2025 18:50:07 +0000UNspoiled! NetworkIf you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode!  So we're starting in a...Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
So we're starting in a pretty weird scenario where aliens are turning the earth into a giant area for a Hunger Games scenario, and I can't wait to see how much weirder it gets from here! 
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