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We gather here, not for proof, but for prophecy. For what they say, they say for a reason.

Do you hear what They say? Are you a sayer of They? ]]>enReligion & SpiritualityCopyright JGs Loungehttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2bbb5dc4b905f549883d782fe0aedc87.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/church-of-they--6694226Wed, 03 Sep 2025 18:37:56 +0000JGs LoungeJGs Loungefeeds@spreaker.comSo it has been spoken, so it may or may bot be! We gather here, not for proof, but for prophecy. For what they say, they say for a reason. Do you hear what They say? Are you a sayer of They? 
We gather here, not for proof, but for prophecy. For what they say, they say for a reason.

Do you hear what They say? Are you a sayer of They? ]]>falsee7c72de6-f202-5c45-bc8a-a5afb5da4fd3episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/heat-it-for-15-seconds--67621970https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67621970Wed, 03 Sep 2025 18:37:49 +0000JGs LoungeToday we gather not around the firepit, nor the sacred candle, but around the humming altar of our kitchens: the microwave.149false134fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/once-you-go-black-you-re-going-to-need-a-wheelchair--67583405https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67583405Mon, 01 Sep 2025 18:01:45 +0000JGs LoungeNow, my friends, let us not be deceived this is not simply about romance, nor about color, nor about furniture choices. This is about the mystery of excess.151false133fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/they-say-wear-pink-on-wednesdays--67553151https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67553151Fri, 29 Aug 2025 13:35:54 +0000JGs LoungeFor Wednesday sits not at the beginning, nor the end, but awkwardly in the middle. Too far from Monday’s ambition, not yet close to Friday’s salvation. It is a desert of the week.183false132fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-you-can-t-sleep-at-night-it-s-because-you-re-awake-in-someone-else-s-dream--67531796https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67531796Wed, 27 Aug 2025 15:37:26 +0000JGs LoungeYou thought it was the caffeine, you thought it was the blue light from your phone, you thought it was the burrito you should not have eaten at 11:30 PM. But no. They assure us, it is simply because Gary, three towns over, decided to dream about you...153false131fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-there-s-smoke-there-s-fire--67519785]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67519785Tue, 26 Aug 2025 16:40:13 +0000JGs LoungeNow, what does this mean for us? On the surface, it seems simple. You see smoke, you assume fire. But They (those mysterious prophets of common sense) were not only talking about bonfires and burnt toast. No, They were talking about life itself.]]>164false130fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rest-in-resistance-unless-in-a-beanbag-chair--67507479https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67507479Mon, 25 Aug 2025 15:20:02 +0000JGs LoungeWe gather not in pews of oak, nor in seats of steel, but in the squishy embrace of the almighty beanbag.123false129fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rotate-your-mattress-every-solstice--67478321https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67478321Fri, 22 Aug 2025 13:54:01 +0000JGs LoungeLest it sag with the weight of seasons past!149false127fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-wisdom-lies-under-the-junk-drawer--67469890https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67469890Thu, 21 Aug 2025 17:57:59 +0000JGs LoungeA cluttered drawer makes for a wise man!192false127fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/follow-the-scent-of-dry-shampoo--67462348https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67462348Thu, 21 Aug 2025 01:35:08 +0000JGs LoungeFreshen up before you go out, for the path is clearer when your scalp is lightly dusted and your ego fully fluffed.196false126fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-want-something-done-right--67454928https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67454928Wed, 20 Aug 2025 15:17:31 +0000JGs LoungeDo it twice, because chances are the first time you somehow glued your shoe to the ceiling.128false126fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-lint-trap-holds-no-secrets--67401965https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67401965Sun, 17 Aug 2025 13:55:09 +0000JGs LoungeWisdom is often disguised in fluff!180false124fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fake-it-til-you-make-it-s--67387363https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67387363Sat, 16 Aug 2025 07:30:33 +0000JGs LoungeYou gotta start somewhere! So filling it bro. 140false123fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-rock-the-boat--67357274https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67357274Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:32:15 +0000JGs LoungeWe say, I shall get loud and capsize it!147false122fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/never-grocery-shop-while-hungry--67326701https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67326701Mon, 11 Aug 2025 05:10:57 +0000JGs LoungeHunger makes you believe that the twelve-pack of cinnamon rolls is “meal prep.”164false121fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/squeaky-wheel-gets-the-grease--67310333https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67310333Sat, 09 Aug 2025 08:09:42 +0000JGs LoungeAnd yes squeak enough, complain enough, cry loud enough, and eventually someone will hand you the oil can just to make you stop.144false120fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/men-lie-women-lie--67285828https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67285828Thu, 07 Aug 2025 15:41:05 +0000JGs LoungeLet us not judge the liars by their lies but by the quality of their delivery!136false119fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dig-your-well-before-you-re-thirsty--67265437https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67265437Wed, 06 Aug 2025 03:32:51 +0000JGs LoungeThey didn’t say “steal your neighbor’s well.”162false118fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-my-monkey-not-my-circus--67248499https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67248499Mon, 04 Aug 2025 17:36:27 +0000JGs LoungeIt's not just a dismissal,  it's a boundary!138false117fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/elephant-in-the-room--67244847https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67244847Mon, 04 Aug 2025 13:08:51 +0000JGs LoungeIt's  not a literal elephant! Unless your HOA is more leniant than most.151false116fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/misery-loves-company--67237014https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67237014Sun, 03 Aug 2025 14:11:38 +0000JGs LoungeThey never said company had to stay the night! 94false115fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/two-wrongs-don-t-make-a-right--67233230https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67233230Sun, 03 Aug 2025 01:52:38 +0000JGs LoungeThey never said what happens when you add a third. 161false114fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/comparison-is-the-thief-of-joy--67232954https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67232954Sun, 03 Aug 2025 01:22:52 +0000JGs LoungeBut what if joy forgot to lock the door?92false113fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fool-me-once-shame-shame-on-you--67216977https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67216977Fri, 01 Aug 2025 14:23:00 +0000JGs LoungeFool me twice and I invite you to lead next episodes assaymbly86false112fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/little-things-in-life--67198029https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67198029Thu, 31 Jul 2025 07:36:26 +0000JGs LoungeSo why do we worship the grand?154false110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side--67194199https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67194199Wed, 30 Jul 2025 22:21:50 +0000JGs LoungeBut who mows it?163false110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/raining-cats-dogs--67185345]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67185345Wed, 30 Jul 2025 05:39:44 +0000JGs LoungeAnd we ask not why, but who opened the kennel in the sky?]]>158false18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wrong-side-of-the-bed--67166242https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67166242Tue, 29 Jul 2025 02:49:38 +0000JGs LoungeWhen one side betrays, flip it.123church,comedy,cult,funny,jgslounge,jgs lounge,religionfalse18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-with-hole-in-pocket-feel-cocky--67148388 And what spills out…
 is who you really are.”]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67148388Mon, 28 Jul 2025 04:17:26 +0000JGs LoungeBut sometimes… that pocket tears.  And what spills out…  is who you really are.” And what spills out…
 is who you really are.”]]>107false17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-pigs-could-fly--67146056https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67146056Sun, 27 Jul 2025 21:02:56 +0000JGs LoungeNoone asked the pig what it wanted.  They just grounded it and called it too heavy. 106false16fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-sign-of-covid-is-no-taste--67144644https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67144644Sun, 27 Jul 2025 17:17:33 +0000JGs LoungeAnd yet we have been tasteless for decades! 100false15fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/faith-can-move-a-mountain--67139650https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67139650Sun, 27 Jul 2025 07:36:21 +0000JGs Loungewhich mountain?And who verified it was moved?120false14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-are-what-you-eat--67137775 To digest what may or may not have been said.
 For They say… you are what you eat.
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67137775Sun, 27 Jul 2025 04:11:22 +0000JGs LoungeTo chew on what was never confirmed,  To digest what may or may not have been said.  For They say… you are what you eat. To digest what may or may not have been said.
 For They say… you are what you eat.
]]>113false13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/shooters-shoot--67124930Not thinkers think!
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67124930Sat, 26 Jul 2025 06:30:43 +0000JGs LoungeShooters shoot, not walkers walk! Not thinkers think!Not thinkers think!
]]>93false12fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-can-make-them-laugh-and-jiggle--67111789
And in this, we uncover The Sacred Sequence… Laughter. Then Jiggle. Then what? That is not ours to know. That is Theirs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67111789Fri, 25 Jul 2025 14:15:45 +0000JGs LoungeToday's transmission has been brought to us by an unnamed prophet as is most Sayers of They! And in this, we uncover The Sacred Sequence… Laughter. Then Jiggle. Then what? That is not ours to know. That is Theirs
And in this, we uncover The Sacred Sequence… Laughter. Then Jiggle. Then what? That is not ours to know. That is Theirs]]>123false11full