https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/between-the-sheets-and-punchlines--6613808Welcome to Between the Sheets and Punchlines — the raunchy, ridiculous, and wildly relatable show where steamy stories meet savage one-liners. Each episode dives deep into awkward hookups, seductive disasters, and hilarious truths you probably shouldn’t admit out loud... but we do anyway. Think late-night comedy meets late-night regrets — with a side of lube and laughter. 😳 Too hot for Netflix, too funny for OnlyFans.
Click play… and bring tissues. For laughing. Probably.]]>enComedy2025https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c5eb8f5579a4d1c97c7cb2947a4a4b80.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/between-the-sheets-and-punchlines--6613808Sun, 01 Jun 2025 01:53:13 +0000Corey TurnerCorey Turnermellofello555@gmail.com🔥 "What Happens When Stand-Up Comedy Meets Bedroom Confessions?" 😂🛏️ Welcome to Between the Sheets and Punchlines — the raunchy, ridiculous, and wildly relatable show where steamy stories meet savage one-liners. Each episode dives deep into awkward...Welcome to Between the Sheets and Punchlines — the raunchy, ridiculous, and wildly relatable show where steamy stories meet savage one-liners. Each episode dives deep into awkward hookups, seductive disasters, and hilarious truths you probably shouldn’t admit out loud... but we do anyway. Think late-night comedy meets late-night regrets — with a side of lube and laughter. 😳 Too hot for Netflix, too funny for OnlyFans.
Click play… and bring tissues. For laughing. Probably.]]>yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-matched-with-my-therapist-on-a-kink-app-and-she-had-a-safe-word-for-everything--66353384Therapeutic? Somehow… yes.
Unforgettable? You’ll need therapy just to process it.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66353384Sun, 01 Jun 2025 01:53:04 +0000Corey TurnerWhat happens when your search for intimacy turns into the ultimate emotional and physical exposure? This week, things get tied up—literally—as one man swipes right on a dominatrix… only to realize it’s his actual therapist. From bondage to...Therapeutic? Somehow… yes.
Unforgettable? You’ll need therapy just to process it.]]>166adult,adultcomedy,comedy,funny,funnypodcast,humor,podcast,satire,sexyes19fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/alexa-who-s-moaning-in-my-smart-fridge--66263564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66263564Sun, 25 May 2025 05:10:37 +0000Corey TurnerIn this steamy tech-fueled episode of Between the Sheets and Punchlines, things get hot in the kitchen—literally. When Katie and Ryan hear strange moans coming from their smart fridge, they uncover a tangled web of digital desire, voice assistant...123adult,adultpodcast,comedy,fiction,funny,funnypodcast,nsfwpodcast,podcastlol,satire,sketch,weirdandwonderfulclean18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grandma-s-secret-onlyfans--66243175https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66243175Sat, 24 May 2025 06:14:54 +0000Corey TurnerWhen Jason finds out his sweet 82-year-old grandma is raking in cash on a secret foot-focused OnlyFans, everything he thought he knew about family, the internet, and orthopedic shoes is turned upside down. In this hysterically horny tale of senior...100adult,comedy,comedypodcast,erotica,fiction,funny,humor,improv,nsfwpodcast,podcast,podcastlol,satire,show,storytellingclean17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-sex-dungeon-that-came-with-the-house--66135622https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66135622Sun, 18 May 2025 02:16:41 +0000Corey TurnerThey thought they were buying a quiet suburban fixer-upper… until they found the basement door that no one mentioned during the tour. What lies beneath? Velvet ropes, a suspicious fog machine, and a Craigslist listing that reads: “lightly used.” Join...124erotica,funny,life,love,nsfw,romance,satire,sex,spoof,whimsicalyes16fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-accidental-orgy-at-the-potluck--66005908https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66005908Thu, 08 May 2025 22:18:56 +0000Corey Turner"It was just supposed to be casseroles and conversation—until Aunt Linda's 'special brownies' turned a suburban potluck into a steamy, saucy, and wildly inappropriate neighborhood bonding session. Find out what REALLY went down between the hummus and...193adult,adult humor,awkward moments,comedy fiction,comedy podcast,cringe comedy,erotic comedy,fiction,funny,funny true crimes,humor,improv,nsfw stories,relationships,storytellingyes15fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/magic-mike-s-brother-budget-barry--65988007


]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65988007Thu, 08 May 2025 01:00:51 +0000Corey TurnerYou’ve seen Magic Mike… now meet the discount version! Slippery stages, offbeat dance moves, and more baby oil than safety regulations allow. Can Budget Barry bring the heat—or will he just break a hip? This is the strip show nobody asked for… but...


]]>181adult comedy,comedy erotica,funny,funny podcast,funny stories,improv,nsfw,offbeat humor,parody,podcast lol,pop culture comedy,satireyes14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-the-horniest-ghost-in-the-airbnb--65963747When Tina books a cozy mountain Airbnb for a quiet solo getaway, she expects wine, journaling, and maybe a few raccoons. What she gets instead? A flirtatious ghost with a British accent and centuries of pent-up lust.


From suggestive whispers in the mirror to sensual spooning with a spirit named Reginald, this episode proves that even the afterlife gets thirsty.


Is it haunted… or just really well-loved?


Highlights include:


A ghost mid-orgasm death story


Ectoplasmic boundaries


Ghostly pickup lines


The world’s first haunted booty call




Tune in and find out why this Airbnb is rated 5 stars… and one spectral O.







]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65963747Wed, 07 May 2025 06:18:03 +0000Corey TurnerMoaning from the attic. Invisible gropes When Tina books a cozy mountain Airbnb for a quiet solo getaway, she expects wine, journaling, and maybe a few raccoons. What she gets instead? A flirtatious ghost with a British accent and centuries of pent-up...When Tina books a cozy mountain Airbnb for a quiet solo getaway, she expects wine, journaling, and maybe a few raccoons. What she gets instead? A flirtatious ghost with a British accent and centuries of pent-up lust.


From suggestive whispers in the mirror to sensual spooning with a spirit named Reginald, this episode proves that even the afterlife gets thirsty.


Is it haunted… or just really well-loved?


Highlights include:


A ghost mid-orgasm death story


Ectoplasmic boundaries


Ghostly pickup lines


The world’s first haunted booty call




Tune in and find out why this Airbnb is rated 5 stars… and one spectral O.







]]>164erotic,funny,funny stories,life,love,love stories,reviews,romance,sketch comedy,style,trendyes13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-milf-and-the-mailman-and-the-hoa-president--65933555

Steamy mailroom metaphors

Neighborhood gnome drama

An erotic use of Section 7B

And the least sexy "Suburban Intimacy Notice" ever filed

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65933555Tue, 06 May 2025 05:46:11 +0000Corey TurnerWhen Karen—suburban goddess and queen of cul-de-sac thirst—finally catches her favorite mailman slipping more than just letters into her box, things heat up fast… until the HOA president shows up with citations and a clipboard full of...

Steamy mailroom metaphors

Neighborhood gnome drama

An erotic use of Section 7B

And the least sexy "Suburban Intimacy Notice" ever filed

]]>188comedypodcast,erotic,eroticcomedy,funny,gnomeaffair,hoadrama,neighborhoodnaughtiness,nsfwlaughs,passiveaggressiveporn,suburbansecrets,viralyes12fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/aliens-probed-me-then-asked-for-consent-forms--65894651One man’s quiet camping trip turns into an interstellar HR nightmare when a surprise alien probing gets halted by consent form errors. Discover the bizarre, hilarious, and strangely touching tale of space bureaucracy, emotional therapy sessions with aliens, and a probing that may—or may not—have involved pizza and glitter.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll check your pants.
👉 Click now before Marvin schedules your follow-up appointment.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65894651Sun, 04 May 2025 07:05:38 +0000Corey Turner🚨 "I Got Abducted by Aliens… But the Real Shock Was the Paperwork!" 🛸 One man’s quiet camping trip turns into an interstellar HR nightmare when a surprise alien probing gets halted by consent form errors. Discover the bizarre, hilarious, and strangely...One man’s quiet camping trip turns into an interstellar HR nightmare when a surprise alien probing gets halted by consent form errors. Discover the bizarre, hilarious, and strangely touching tale of space bureaucracy, emotional therapy sessions with aliens, and a probing that may—or may not—have involved pizza and glitter.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll check your pants.
👉 Click now before Marvin schedules your follow-up appointment.]]>182absurdhumor,alienabduction,aliens,comedypodcast,comedyscifi,fictionalfunnies,funny,funnyalienstory,humor,space,ufohumoryes11full