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Listen as Chris and Rob tackle Mormonism, religious intolerance and Star Wars themed porno!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>958</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,kolob,mormons,starwars,turkey</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f979c1ae086652ad4723199450fa98c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 28: Free Pussy Riot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-free-pussy-riot--8280961</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8280961</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2016 13:23:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8280961/28_free_pussy_riot.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:duration>1291</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>hitler,russia,starwars,superman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f979c1ae086652ad4723199450fa98c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 27: Lucy Lawless and the Planet of Dwarfs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-lucy-lawless-and-the-planet-of-dwarfs--8274565</link><description><![CDATA[If Pluto is a Dwarf Planet, shouldn't the first astronaut we send to it be Peter Dinklage? Chris and Rob figure out how to cut NASA's budget in half by using all midget crews in this classic episode of TGWP titled "Lucy Lawless and the Planet of Dwarfs".]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8274565</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2016 11:44:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8274565/27_lucy_lawless_and_the_planet_of_dwarfs.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If Pluto is a Dwarf Planet, shouldn't the first astronaut we send to it be Peter Dinklage? Chris and Rob figure out how to cut NASA's budget in half by using all midget crews in this classic episode of TGWP titled "Lucy Lawless and the Planet of Dwarfs".</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If Pluto is a Dwarf Planet, shouldn't the first astronaut we send to it be Peter Dinklage? 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Also featured is a medley by Murdered by ROBOTS!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8238355</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2016 00:17:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8238355/23_clitty_mcpeedribble.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris and Rob talk about convicted murderer Jodi Arias, twisted sex dungeons, and pay a visit to the Tweet Bird in yet another classic TGWP! Also featured is a medley by Murdered by ROBOTS!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris and Rob talk about convicted murderer Jodi Arias, twisted sex dungeons, and pay a visit to the Tweet Bird in yet another classic TGWP! 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href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 14: Our Boners Belong to Amanda Nicole</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-our-boners-belong-to-amanda-nicole--6508711</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6508711</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2015 01:22:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6508711/14_our_boners_belong_to_amanda_nicole.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:duration>2110</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>celebrity,comedy,darwin,drugs,suicide</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 13: Lindsay Lohan's Fire Crotch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-lindsay-lohan-s-fire-crotch--6504140</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6504140</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2015 23:51:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6504140/13_lindsay_lohan_s_fire_crotch.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:duration>1916</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>celebrity,comedy,drugs,sex,vagina</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 12: Celebrity Death Traps</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-celebrity-death-traps--6484762</link><description><![CDATA[On today's classic TGWP, "Celebrity Death Traps", Rob and a heavily medicated Chris revisit their discussion about kinky sex killer Jodi Arias, and discuss other high profile news stories of the day including Oscar Pistorius and Trayvon Martin, imagine hypothetical terrorist attacks on the Oscars and point out the futility of Black time travel.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6484762</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2015 23:23:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6484762/12_celebrity_death_traps_black_time_travel.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today's classic TGWP, "Celebrity Death Traps", Rob and a heavily medicated Chris revisit their discussion about kinky sex killer Jodi Arias, and discuss other high profile news stories of the day including Oscar Pistorius and Trayvon Martin,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's classic TGWP, "Celebrity Death Traps", Rob and a heavily medicated Chris revisit their discussion about kinky sex killer Jodi Arias, and discuss other high profile news stories of the day including Oscar Pistorius and Trayvon Martin, imagine hypothetical terrorist attacks on the Oscars and point out the futility of Black time travel.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1643</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>jodiarias,murder,oscarpistorius,racism,treyvonmartin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 11: Tossed Salads and MURDER!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-tossed-salads-and-murder--6437185</link><description><![CDATA[Rob and Chris invite listeners to join them as they eavesdrop in on the twisted salad tossing sexcapades of convicted man-killer Jodi Arias, whose once private phone sex conversations are made available for our collective, if prurient enjoyment. Thank Jebus for the Freedom of Information Act!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6437185</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2015 18:30:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6437185/11_cream_pies_tossed_salads_and_murder.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rob and Chris invite listeners to join them as they eavesdrop in on the twisted salad tossing sexcapades of convicted man-killer Jodi Arias, whose once private phone sex conversations are made available for our collective, if prurient enjoyment. Thank...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rob and Chris invite listeners to join them as they eavesdrop in on the twisted salad tossing sexcapades of convicted man-killer Jodi Arias, whose once private phone sex conversations are made available for our collective, if prurient enjoyment. Thank Jebus for the Freedom of Information Act!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2505</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigfoot,jodiarias,murder,phonesex,sexcriminals</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 10: Casey Anthony Naked</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-casey-anthony-naked--6431208</link><description><![CDATA[In today's classic TGWP, from way back on 02/12/2013, Rob and Chris continue their on-air love fest with the beautiful and sexy Amanda Nicole, host of the sex charged podcast The Amanda Nicole Show, while trashing Valentine's day, the Vatican, North Korea, and imagine porn starring the world's most hated MILF, Casey Anthony.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6431208</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2015 02:51:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6431208/10_casey_anthony_aquamom_and_rubber_dolls.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's classic TGWP, from way back on 02/12/2013, Rob and Chris continue their on-air love fest with the beautiful and sexy Amanda Nicole, host of the sex charged podcast The Amanda Nicole Show, while trashing Valentine's day, the Vatican, North...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's classic TGWP, from way back on 02/12/2013, Rob and Chris continue their on-air love fest with the beautiful and sexy Amanda Nicole, host of the sex charged podcast The Amanda Nicole Show, while trashing Valentine's day, the Vatican, North Korea, and imagine porn starring the world's most hated MILF, Casey Anthony.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>autoeroticasphyxiation,northkorea,octomom,pope,valentinesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 09: Cornbread Hoes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-09-cornbread-hoes--6426640</link><description><![CDATA[Filthy talking Amanda Nicole (of The Amanda Nicole Show) gives Rob and Chris a pornographic shout-out in today's classic TGWP, titled Cornbread Hoes and Kool Aid Pu$$y. 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Glory holes, auto-fellatio, and stripper-wives are but a few of the hot topics on this particularly cerebral episode. Featuring the Murdered by ROBOTS song "Stripper Pole Park".]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1583</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>autofellatio,circumcision,gloryholes,masturbation,strippers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 08: Cannibal Ventriloquists</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-08-cannibal-ventriloquists--6415003</link><description><![CDATA[On our second season opener of TGWP, titled Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rape, Chris and Rob poke fun at religious insanity, from the hate-filled religious tracts by Chick publications to creepy Christian children's programs like Joy Junction, whose resident ventriloquist   (Ron of "Ron and Marty") was arrested for plotting to eat children.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6415003</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2015 22:53:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6415003/08_cannibal_ventriloquists_and_robot_rapers.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On our second season opener of TGWP, titled Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rape, Chris and Rob poke fun at religious insanity, from the hate-filled religious tracts by Chick publications to creepy Christian children's programs like Joy Junction,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On our second season opener of TGWP, titled Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rape, Chris and Rob poke fun at religious insanity, from the hate-filled religious tracts by Chick publications to creepy Christian children's programs like Joy Junction, whose resident ventriloquist   (Ron of "Ron and Marty") was arrested for plotting to eat children.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1796</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cannibalism,guncontrol,murder,religion,shootings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 07: Hot Rocks &amp; Flesh Eating Bacteria</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-07-hot-rocks-flesh-eating-bacteria--6410833</link><description><![CDATA[Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead to dip once more into the syndicated column The News of the Weird. His findings, however, seem only to confirm what Chris already assumed, the fact that we're all of us, each and every one, DOOMED!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6410833</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2015 00:56:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6410833/07_hot_rocks_and_flesh_eating_bacteria_danger_at_every_turn.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead to dip once more into the syndicated column The News...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead to dip once more into the syndicated column The News of the Weird. 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Meanwhile, Chris mocks Rob's speech impediment and points out the inherent racism behind Black History Month falling in February.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6406205</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2015 00:37:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6406205/06_jubilee.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Queen Elisabeth II's Diamond Jubilee serves as the centerpiece for today's classic episode of TGWP. Rob and Chris choke down some burger meat and discuss a smorgasbord of topics including Asperger's Syndrome, US/Pakistan relations, and Rob's crackpot...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Queen Elisabeth II's Diamond Jubilee serves as the centerpiece for today's classic episode of TGWP. Rob and Chris choke down some burger meat and discuss a smorgasbord of topics including Asperger's Syndrome, US/Pakistan relations, and Rob's crackpot theory that Queen Elizabeth I was a man. Meanwhile, Chris mocks Rob's speech impediment and points out the inherent racism behind Black History Month falling in February.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1426</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aspergers,blackhistorymonth,pakistan,queen,royalfamily</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 05: Gay Marraige</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-05-gay-marraige--6403517</link><description><![CDATA[Unbuckle your seatbelts and risk facing the wrath of the Lord with another classic TGWP. 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In today's uninspired episode, Chris and Rob forget to put their brains into order and let their minds randomly sail through shockingly shallow mental waters...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Unbuckle your seatbelts and risk facing the wrath of the Lord with another classic TGWP. In today's uninspired episode, Chris and Rob forget to put their brains into order and let their minds randomly sail through shockingly shallow mental waters while watching the Sarah Palin inspired porno spoof "Who's Nailin' Paylin". Rob expresses great affection for the film's starlet, Lisa Ann, while Chris questions the wisdom behind Rob's apparent willingness to amputate his left hand for a chance to receive oral sex from porn star Kaylynn. All in all, it's just an average day for these two mental midgets.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>986</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amputation,avengers,gaymarriage,reparations,sarahpalin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 04: Farewell Intercourse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-04-farewell-intercourse--6400090</link><description><![CDATA[Necrophilia = Free sex for people who dig! In today's classic grave-robbing episode of TGWP, Rob and Chris tackle Egypt's controversial proposed "Farewell Intercourse" law that would allow a married man to continue having sex with his wife for up to six hours after she dies. Also on the talk menu are honor killings, religious extremism, celebrities we might have sex with after they die, and Rob's solo project, a video blog titled "Rebel Without Applause". So put on your headphones and put your brain into order...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6400090</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2015 14:42:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6400090/04_farewell_intercourse.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Necrophilia = Free sex for people who dig! In today's classic grave-robbing episode of TGWP, Rob and Chris tackle Egypt's controversial proposed "Farewell Intercourse" law that would allow a married man to continue having sex with his wife for up to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Necrophilia = Free sex for people who dig! 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Rob mines The News of the Weird for show material while Chris waxes poetically about tossing salad and other verboten topics.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1250</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedypodcast,drugs,jesus,pornstars,stupidcriminals</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 01: Ice Tea and Skittles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-01-ice-tea-and-skittles--6373844</link><description><![CDATA[We revisit our classic episodes starting with the very first Two Guys Watching Porn, titled "Ice Tea and Skittles", in which my cohost Rob and I attempt to intelligently discuss the Trayvon Martin controversy and fail miserably.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6373844</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2015 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6373844/01_trayvon_martin_iced_tea_and_skittle.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Murdered by ROBOTS</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We revisit our classic episodes starting with the very first Two Guys Watching Porn, titled "Ice Tea and Skittles", in which my cohost Rob and I attempt to intelligently discuss the Trayvon Martin controversy and fail miserably.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We revisit our classic episodes starting with the very first Two Guys Watching Porn, titled "Ice Tea and Skittles", in which my cohost Rob and I attempt to intelligently discuss the Trayvon Martin controversy and fail miserably.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1533</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,guncontrol,standyourground,trayvon,zimmerman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3c7dc818c605c0983f365c9001f65f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
