https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/amerisplaining-with-walter--6554776Amerisplaining with Walter, the observations of broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha. You may think you know what makes America tick, but only a broadcast legend like Walter, who for many decades brought the news into living rooms across the nation, could attempt to make sense of the sometimes unsensible elements of American culture and politics for interested outsiders like you... and Americans. Topical political and cultural humor and satire.]]>enComedyBlaine Selkirkhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6e603de345ae34bef20e95eec315f3aa.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/amerisplaining-with-walter--6554776Wed, 13 May 2026 20:36:26 +0000Blaine SelkirkBlaine Selkirkamerisplaining@yahoo.comWelcome to Amerisplaining with Walter, the observations of broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha. You may think you know what makes America tick, but only a broadcast legend like Walter, who for many decades brought the news into living rooms across the...Amerisplaining with Walter, the observations of broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha. You may think you know what makes America tick, but only a broadcast legend like Walter, who for many decades brought the news into living rooms across the nation, could attempt to make sense of the sometimes unsensible elements of American culture and politics for interested outsiders like you... and Americans. Topical political and cultural humor and satire.]]>falseepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-merry-holidays-may-you-not-crash-out-over-ai-slop--69206577
DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YET

Christmas what a wonderful time of the year
But how're we gonna know that it's Christmas
If we never ever use the word Christmas, or even Mary

Let's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day 
Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor Day
It's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusing

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunk
And pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas) 
We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretend
We were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas)

We insulted everybody (you were assholes)
And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did)
Don't say goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Yahweh nor the Buddah gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas, yet!

copyright 2016 Blaine Selkirk]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69206577Thu, 25 Dec 2025 23:05:10 +0000Blaine Selkirk   Broadcast legend briefly alludes to a topic he will be more fully exploring and alluding to in the next episode of Amerisplaining with Walter, that being The Inshitification of Real Life. K\He's keeping this one short so you can enjoy his vocal...
DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YET

Christmas what a wonderful time of the year
But how're we gonna know that it's Christmas
If we never ever use the word Christmas, or even Mary

Let's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day 
Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor Day
It's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusing

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunk
And pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas) 
We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretend
We were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas)

We insulted everybody (you were assholes)
And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did)
Don't say goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Yahweh nor the Buddah gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas, yet!

copyright 2016 Blaine Selkirk]]>545americanpolitics,amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalhumor,politicalsatire,walterbrehahahahafalse111fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-paper-rock-funnel-and-a-podcast-about-we-re-not-sure--68945215Walter went flea marketing again in search of rare 78's, finding a copy of "That Old Stone Church", a  disk from 1937 by the Tennessee's Old Timey New Testimentalaires, the first documented use of a Hammond organ on a gospel recording.
ENJOY!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68945215Mon, 08 Dec 2025 17:11:01 +0000Blaine Selkirk   In Episode #10 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha attempts to explain the absurdity of the most powerful nation on earth having a system of government where a single legislator can shut it down on a whim... or less. ...Walter went flea marketing again in search of rare 78's, finding a copy of "That Old Stone Church", a  disk from 1937 by the Tennessee's Old Timey New Testimentalaires, the first documented use of a Hammond organ on a gospel recording.
ENJOY!]]>1495amerisplaining,amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalsatire,walterbrohahahahafalse110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-pulling-the-thread-and-being-right-about-nothing--67845010https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67845010Mon, 22 Sep 2025 00:45:57 +0000Blaine SelkirkBroadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha finally says something profound, Dr Suess makes a ghostly return and North Dakota music legends FRACK ATTACK channels The Boss to make a musical satirical point that may not be as profound as Walter's but definitely...1032amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalhumor,politicalsatire,walterbrohahahahafalse19fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-cynispinesism-syndrome-more-big-words-and-the-art-of-staying-sanguine--67844968Please like, comment and subscribe]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67844968Mon, 22 Sep 2025 00:37:48 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn Episode 8 of Amerispaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores some of the sciency type reasons that might explain  the MAGA crow's addiction to all things Trump. It can't be because of his policies, which don't help them. It...Please like, comment and subscribe]]>1294amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalhumor,politicalsatire,walterbrohahahahafalse18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-doge-chesterton-s-fence-and-the-tumble-of-ranks--66844485https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66844485Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:45:27 +0000Blaine Selkirk   In this episode broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha tries to figure out who started a nasty, premature rumor of his demise that's all over social media, then tackles the roots of the DOGE DEBACLE by jumping back in time, where the simple answer is...1088false17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-attention-gilligan-s-island-and-the-white-album--66844161https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66844161Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:25:40 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn Episode 6 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha tells of a chance encounter with a Canada goose on a lonely country road outside Chagrin Falls, North Dakota. How it inspired him to decide that the episode should be...1404americanpolitics,amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalsatirefalse16fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-bellcatting-deadcatting-and-infinite-scrolling--65461470 (00:07:05) Quick Break

In this episode of Amerisplaining With Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores a few techniques used by the the second term White House staff that differentiates it from the first term crew. To fully explain this we must go back to the year 1377. This episode's musical piece leans heavily on the style of medieval balladry. Pure of heart chivalry with feather in cap and arrows in quiver. Definitely not the blues.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65461470Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:01:06 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn this episode of Amerisplaining With Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores a few techniques used by the the second term White House staff that differentiates it from the first term crew. To fully explain this we must go back to the... (00:07:05) Quick Break

In this episode of Amerisplaining With Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores a few techniques used by the the second term White House staff that differentiates it from the first term crew. To fully explain this we must go back to the year 1377. This episode's musical piece leans heavily on the style of medieval balladry. Pure of heart chivalry with feather in cap and arrows in quiver. Definitely not the blues.]]>1095amerisplaining,comedy,politics,satirefalse15fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-she-s-margie-i-m-just-walter--64779593https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64779593Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:36:13 +0000Blaine SelkirkWelcome to broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha's long awaited inaugural episode of his podcast "AMERISPLAINING WITH WALTER". This episode he shines the spotlight on "candidational malarky" within the context of the 2024 election, and how would the...1187amerisplainingpodcast,amerisplainingwithwalter,uspoliticalhumor,uspoliticalsatirefalse11fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-eagle-or-crow-the-audubon-conundrum--64779529https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64779529Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:21:13 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn this episode broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha Amerisplains why he thinks the national bird, the bald eagle, should be exchanged for one that better reflects the new political landscape. And to commemorate the upcoming anniversary of the Capitol...976americanpolitics,amerisplainingepisode2,amerisplainingpodcast,amerisplainingwithwalterfalse12fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-will-the-hawk-tuah-business-model-save-america--64778966https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64778966Sun, 09 Mar 2025 20:23:54 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn Episode #3 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha amerisplains why the present day business community can't rely on the successes of the last 150 years to guarantee economic supremacy in the 21st century. Yes, we may...977amerisplainingpodcat,amerisplainingwithwalter,hawktuahgirl,walterepisode#3podcastfalse13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-cynispinesism-syndrome-epidemic-explained--64777069https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64777069Sun, 09 Mar 2025 18:58:15 +0000Blaine SelkirkCynispinesism Syndrome is ripping through targeted segments of the population. Walter lays out the causes and long term effects this deadly disease will have on the American Republic. This episode's musical piece, in the style of mid-century Broadway...1228amerisplainingepisode#4,amerisplainingwithwalter,blaineselkirk,cynispinesismsyndrome,politicalhumour,politicalsatire,walterbrohahahahafalse14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/amerisplaining-with-walter-season-1-trailer--64369547Amerisplaining with Walter, meet broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha, who for decades brought the news to your living room. Using his unique sense of  humor and crack analysis, he attempts to make sense of the sometimes unexplainable elements of American culture and politics to interested outsiders like you... and Americans.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64369547Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:11:13 +0000Blaine SelkirkIn this season #1 trailer for Amerisplaining with Walter, meet broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha, who for decades brought the news to your living room. Using his unique sense of  humor and crack analysis, he attempts to make sense of the sometimes...Amerisplaining with Walter, meet broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha, who for decades brought the news to your living room. Using his unique sense of  humor and crack analysis, he attempts to make sense of the sometimes unexplainable elements of American culture and politics to interested outsiders like you... and Americans.]]>256americanpoliticalhumor,americanpolitics,amerisplaingpodcast,amerisplainingpodcasttrailer,amerisplainingwithwalter,politicalsatire,walterbrohahahahafalse1trailer