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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World</title><link>http://www.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid!<br /><br />All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!<br /><br />Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” &amp; the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!<br /><br />Send your comments/questions or stupid story via email at ShourOut@InsaneErikLane.com.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: t.me/InsaneErikLane<br /><br />If you think this stupidity deserves your support and you're stupid enough to throw $2.01 each month to this stupid endeavor, click this link to be a member of "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid Supporters Society": https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support Those who support the podcast will get exclusive stupidity that's not included in the regular episodes and you might even get some inside information about me and my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!<br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/6486112/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright 2026 All rights reserved.</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg</url><title>Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World</title><link>http://www.InsaneErikLane.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:49:17 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Erik Lane</itunes:name><itunes:email>shoutout@insaneeriklane.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid!

All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!

Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid!<br /><br />All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!<br /><br />Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” &amp; the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!<br /><br />Send your comments/questions or stupid story via email at ShourOut@InsaneErikLane.com.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: t.me/InsaneErikLane<br /><br />If you think this stupidity deserves your support and you're stupid enough to throw $2.01 each month to this stupid endeavor, click this link to be a member of "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid Supporters Society": https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support Those who support the podcast will get exclusive stupidity that's not included in the regular episodes and you might even get some inside information about me and my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!<br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="News"><itunes:category text="Entertainment News"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="News"><itunes:category text="News Commentary"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><podcast:funding url="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss">Support the podcast!</podcast:funding><item><title>MyGender Dolls With Swappable Junk, A Surgeon's Bladder Blunder, and Naked Train Surfing</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:27) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:47) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:31:11) Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend<br />
(00:34:57) [SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health<br />
(00:39:56) GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair<br />
(00:43:49) Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake<br />
(00:50:12) North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago<br />
(00:54:40) AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado<br />
(00:59:28) Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4<br />
(01:15:44) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:29:14) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:47:38) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:59:58) Closing<br />
<br />
Minnesota is offering kids as young as 4 "MyGender" dolls with swappable genitals and Gov. "Tampon" Tim Walz signed off on the measure. A couple in ME are getting millions from a lawsuit after the woman went under the knife to remove an ovarian cyst &amp; came out missing her bladder. A man from Arizona chose to take advantace of "big sky" country in Colorado by locomotive surfing in the nude. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" came to the rescue of "Mrs. Pancho" when she faced a cockroach hiding in the overflow drain in her sink and found out roaches can get very "jumpy" when flushed out with hot water.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] What’s It Like To Have A Good Job? Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X and Boomers Have Completely Different Ideas</li><li>Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend</li><li>[SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health</li><li>GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair</li><li>Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake</li><li>North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago</li><li>AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado</li><li>Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4</li></ul>Pancho tackles a couple of questions with his sage wisdom on topics like whether it's okay to marry someone for their looks and if a sister who's crushing on her brother's best friend should ask for permission before asking for a date. Play along with "Pancho" as he painfully navigates this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show and see if your gusses are better than his.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73298010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73298010/s7e93.mp3" length="116296306" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507/868c4226-9eeb-4ff1-b6ba-6eb90e8da507.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Minnesota is offering kids as young as 4 "MyGender" dolls with swappable genitals and Gov. "Tampon" Tim Walz signed off on the measure. A couple in ME are getting millions from a lawsuit after the woman went under the knife to remove an ovarian cyst...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:27) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:47) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:31:11) Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend<br />
(00:34:57) [SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health<br />
(00:39:56) GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair<br />
(00:43:49) Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake<br />
(00:50:12) North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago<br />
(00:54:40) AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado<br />
(00:59:28) Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4<br />
(01:15:44) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:29:14) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:47:38) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:59:58) Closing<br />
<br />
Minnesota is offering kids as young as 4 "MyGender" dolls with swappable genitals and Gov. "Tampon" Tim Walz signed off on the measure. A couple in ME are getting millions from a lawsuit after the woman went under the knife to remove an ovarian cyst &amp; came out missing her bladder. A man from Arizona chose to take advantace of "big sky" country in Colorado by locomotive surfing in the nude. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" came to the rescue of "Mrs. Pancho" when she faced a cockroach hiding in the overflow drain in her sink and found out roaches can get very "jumpy" when flushed out with hot water.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] What’s It Like To Have A Good Job? Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X and Boomers Have Completely Different Ideas</li><li>Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend</li><li>[SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health</li><li>GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair</li><li>Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake</li><li>North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago</li><li>AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado</li><li>Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4</li></ul>Pancho tackles a couple of questions with his sage wisdom on topics like whether it's okay to marry someone for their looks and if a sister who's crushing on her brother's best friend should ask for permission before asking for a date. Play along with "Pancho" as he painfully navigates this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show and see if your gusses are better than his.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7269</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bladderremovalbooboo,cheaterbustedbysneakygf,facebookliveaffair,mygenderdolls,nakedtrainsurfing,switchedatbirth,unhealthycannibalism</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a792d6121c74f62d55eb739f2ba2dc9.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Golden Showers At A Concert, Bamboo Boxers, and The Foot Fungus Lady On A Cruise Ship</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:48:28) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:01:31) Genius Awards<br />
(01:11:35) Closing<br />
<br />
Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused discomfort in many ways...especially below the belt. But thanks to an Australian underwear company, now you can wear bamboo to keep your equipment cool and comfy. One lady on a Carnival cruise decided to use a fork during her dinner to scratch her itch. On her foot. That was covered in some kind of fungus. That killed the appetite for everyone around her.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Pair of FL Principals Get “DUI Detention” After Traffic Stop</li><li>Woman Drives Around Completely Naked—In a Car Full of Weed and Modified Firearms</li><li>FL Man Named, “Spearman” Arrested For Showing His “Spear” To Woman At Lowe’s</li><li>IN Man Charged For Shooting A Bag of Coffee After Posting Video</li><li>Morgan Wallen Fan “Pissed Off” After A Man Pissed ON His Family At A Baltimore Concert</li><li>FL Garbage Trucks Were Being Considered To Be Used For Surveillance</li><li>A Time Traveler from 2045 Delivers Predictions for the Next Several Years</li><li>UNDERWEAR: A New Way to Avoid Chafing—Bamboo Boxers Battle Butt Burn</li><li>Man Leaves Jail, Tarantulas Leave Home, Girlfriend Charged With Theft</li><li>Forget Bingo...This 82-y/o Grandma Found a Pole–And She’s Got Grip!</li><li>Late Night Brawl Breaks Out at Sacramento, CA In-N-Out Burger</li><li>Naked Woman Attacks Her Mom with Hand Saw–Hits Her with Pickup Truck</li><li>FL Police Chief Resigns After Alleged Affair With Suspect's Wife</li><li>Venture Capitalist Spends $10,000 On Beard Transplant</li><li>Alleged Massachusetts 'Mime' Stalker Strips To Underwear, Slathers Self In Cooking Oil</li><li>Residents Jolted Out Of A Sunday Sleep-In By Horn-Honking Bear</li><li>Forget “Ding-Dong-Dash”, A FL Gator Wants To Play “Ding-Dong-CHOMP”</li><li>A Traffic DILL-ay in Ohio After Truck Loaded With Pickles Topples Over</li><li>Toe-tally Disgusting: Carnival Cruise Responds To "Foot Fungus Lady" On Video Using A Fork For FOOT CARE</li><li>Worker Rescued After Getting Stranded 130 Ft. Up INSIDE Gas Station Sign</li><li>Towel-Headed FL Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home For Lime And Tequila</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity from the latest headlines and you're up to speed with this week's <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as getting up close and personal with our weekly "winners" in stupidity from the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73222571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73222571/s7e92.mp3" length="69848919" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837/ed747df3-3fba-495b-b48e-6f1537693837.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:48:28) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:01:31) Genius Awards<br />
(01:11:35) Closing<br />
<br />
Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused discomfort in many ways...especially below the belt. But thanks to an Australian underwear company, now you can wear bamboo to keep your equipment cool and comfy. One lady on a Carnival cruise decided to use a fork during her dinner to scratch her itch. On her foot. That was covered in some kind of fungus. That killed the appetite for everyone around her.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Pair of FL Principals Get “DUI Detention” After Traffic Stop</li><li>Woman Drives Around Completely Naked—In a Car Full of Weed and Modified Firearms</li><li>FL Man Named, “Spearman” Arrested For Showing His “Spear” To Woman At Lowe’s</li><li>IN Man Charged For Shooting A Bag of Coffee After Posting Video</li><li>Morgan Wallen Fan “Pissed Off” After A Man Pissed ON His Family At A Baltimore Concert</li><li>FL Garbage Trucks Were Being Considered To Be Used For Surveillance</li><li>A Time Traveler from 2045 Delivers Predictions for the Next Several Years</li><li>UNDERWEAR: A New Way to Avoid Chafing—Bamboo Boxers Battle Butt Burn</li><li>Man Leaves Jail, Tarantulas Leave Home, Girlfriend Charged With Theft</li><li>Forget Bingo...This 82-y/o Grandma Found a Pole–And She’s Got Grip!</li><li>Late Night Brawl Breaks Out at Sacramento, CA In-N-Out Burger</li><li>Naked Woman Attacks Her Mom with Hand Saw–Hits Her with Pickup Truck</li><li>FL Police Chief Resigns After Alleged Affair With Suspect's Wife</li><li>Venture Capitalist Spends $10,000 On Beard Transplant</li><li>Alleged Massachusetts 'Mime' Stalker Strips To Underwear, Slathers Self In Cooking Oil</li><li>Residents Jolted Out Of A Sunday Sleep-In By Horn-Honking Bear</li><li>Forget “Ding-Dong-Dash”, A FL Gator Wants To Play “Ding-Dong-CHOMP”</li><li>A Traffic DILL-ay in Ohio After Truck Loaded With Pickles Topples Over</li><li>Toe-tally Disgusting: Carnival Cruise Responds To "Foot Fungus Lady" On Video Using A Fork For FOOT CARE</li><li>Worker Rescued After Getting Stranded 130 Ft. Up INSIDE Gas Station Sign</li><li>Towel-Headed FL Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home For Lime And Tequila</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity from the latest headlines and you're up to speed with this week's <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as getting up close and personal with our weekly "winners" in stupidity from the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bambooboxerbriefs,beardtransplant,flgatorguest,flmanstupidity,forkfootfungusscratcher,goldenshowersataconcert,highwaypicklespill,hornhonkingbear,inandoutburgerbrawl,oilcoveredmimestalker,poledancinggranny,policechiefhankypanky,schoolprincipaldui</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0ca972dbff2a57108c8b8914c1dddb44.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goth Wedding With A Corpse Flower, The Fart Heard On C-SPAN, and Uncle Joe Found In A Wallet</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:09) Vacation Week Stupidity<br />
(00:55:56) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:08:13) Genius Awards<br />
(01:18:07) Closing<br />
<br />
There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the President. A lady in need of a new wallet found just what she was looking for at a second-hand store...including the remains of Uncle Joe...right behind the credit card slots. You won't find my Insane FL Nephew with me this week...and you won't find me either because even though stupidity never takes a vacation, I do. So, you're getting the BONUS stupidity that's reserved for the Midweek in place of the regular episode. But don't worry...we'll all be back next week!<br /><br />In this Vacation Week Episode...<br /><ul><li>Huge Mass Inside A Woman’s Stomach Was DISSOLVED By Diet Coke</li><li>TN Couple Arrested After Dollar General Robbery Turns Into Employee Appreciation Event</li><li>FL Man Calls Police About A 1987 Murder—Then Gets Arrested for It</li><li>A Live Squirrel Was Mailed to Meta Offices In Thailand—Chaos Ensues</li><li>FL Woman Inhales Laughing Gas—Refuses To Leave Rideshare—So Driver Drops Her Off At The Police Barracks</li><li>Museum Covers Floor In 800-lbs. Of Peanut Butter Honoring Dutch Artist</li><li>Crazy Naked man jailed after a PA apartment hallway outburst</li><li>82-y/o NC Woman Survives 9 Days Trapped In A Bathtub After Falling</li><li>Indiana Zoo Exhibit Cleared After “Wile E. Wildebeest” Escapes</li><li>A Hungry Connecticut Snack-Grabber Grounds Airline Flight From NY</li><li>Luxury Grocery Store Erewhon Announces $12 Cup of 'Sacred Water'</li><li>Illinois Man’s Date Goes Viral Because She Wants $120 Pedicure!</li><li>Wallet Purchased By NC Woman Found To Have HUMAN ASHES Inside</li><li>Ontario Provincial Police Remind Public: Don’t Bring Grenades To The Station</li><li>Only in FL Will A Restaurant Accept Pythons As Payment For Pizza</li><li>FL Man Arrested After Getting Upset That No One Would Pet His Dog–Or HIM</li><li>Chuck Schumer Rips a Fart While “Ripping” On Trump on the Senate Floor</li><li>FL Woman Gets X-Rated New License Plate–SQZ A55–But DO NOT Try to SQZ Her A55!</li><li>Southern CA Goth Couple Marries In Front Of The Corpse Flower</li><li>Humanoid Robots Get Married In Moscow Library</li><li>Natural Light Unveils The CoolShed For Backyard Beer Drinkers</li></ul>And as part of this week's Vacation Episode, you'll be updated on the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meed our 7 stupendous "winners" for this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73093282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73093282/s7e91.mp3" length="76128756" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e/3e798a70-5558-4d0a-b0ca-b25dbe8f939e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:09) Vacation Week Stupidity<br />
(00:55:56) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:08:13) Genius Awards<br />
(01:18:07) Closing<br />
<br />
There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the President. A lady in need of a new wallet found just what she was looking for at a second-hand store...including the remains of Uncle Joe...right behind the credit card slots. You won't find my Insane FL Nephew with me this week...and you won't find me either because even though stupidity never takes a vacation, I do. So, you're getting the BONUS stupidity that's reserved for the Midweek in place of the regular episode. But don't worry...we'll all be back next week!<br /><br />In this Vacation Week Episode...<br /><ul><li>Huge Mass Inside A Woman’s Stomach Was DISSOLVED By Diet Coke</li><li>TN Couple Arrested After Dollar General Robbery Turns Into Employee Appreciation Event</li><li>FL Man Calls Police About A 1987 Murder—Then Gets Arrested for It</li><li>A Live Squirrel Was Mailed to Meta Offices In Thailand—Chaos Ensues</li><li>FL Woman Inhales Laughing Gas—Refuses To Leave Rideshare—So Driver Drops Her Off At The Police Barracks</li><li>Museum Covers Floor In 800-lbs. Of Peanut Butter Honoring Dutch Artist</li><li>Crazy Naked man jailed after a PA apartment hallway outburst</li><li>82-y/o NC Woman Survives 9 Days Trapped In A Bathtub After Falling</li><li>Indiana Zoo Exhibit Cleared After “Wile E. Wildebeest” Escapes</li><li>A Hungry Connecticut Snack-Grabber Grounds Airline Flight From NY</li><li>Luxury Grocery Store Erewhon Announces $12 Cup of 'Sacred Water'</li><li>Illinois Man’s Date Goes Viral Because She Wants $120 Pedicure!</li><li>Wallet Purchased By NC Woman Found To Have HUMAN ASHES Inside</li><li>Ontario Provincial Police Remind Public: Don’t Bring Grenades To The Station</li><li>Only in FL Will A Restaurant Accept Pythons As Payment For Pizza</li><li>FL Man Arrested After Getting Upset That No One Would Pet His Dog–Or HIM</li><li>Chuck Schumer Rips a Fart While “Ripping” On Trump on the Senate Floor</li><li>FL Woman Gets X-Rated New License Plate–SQZ A55–But DO NOT Try to SQZ Her A55!</li><li>Southern CA Goth Couple Marries In Front Of The Corpse Flower</li><li>Humanoid Robots Get Married In Moscow Library</li><li>Natural Light Unveils The CoolShed For Backyard Beer Drinkers</li></ul>And as part of this week's Vacation Episode, you'll be updated on the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meed our 7 stupendous "winners" for this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4759</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$12water,chuckschumerfart,flcartagstupidity,mailinglivesquirrel,nattylightcoolshed,peanutbutterart,pythonsforpizza,robotwedding,uberhuffing,wildebeastzooescape</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bebaab49c2d40aa04d5b857041d089eb.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Death In Aisle 7, Dating App Rearrangement, and Porta-Potty Chainsaw Rescue</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood<br />
(00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House<br />
(00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex<br />
(00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely<br />
(00:45:33) Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle<br />
(00:50:00) Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut<br />
(00:53:43) Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters<br />
(00:57:28) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:00) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:30:43) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:35:17) Closing<br />
<br />
It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts &amp; patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit’ contains emergency items for after-hours chaos</li><li>TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood</li><li>Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House</li><li>Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex</li><li>You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely</li><li>Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle</li><li>Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut</li><li>Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73038700</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 14:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73038700/s7e90.mp3" length="92659878" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3/900e036e-df8e-4a53-a65b-6ac19d6173b3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts &amp;amp;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood<br />
(00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House<br />
(00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex<br />
(00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely<br />
(00:45:33) Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle<br />
(00:50:00) Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut<br />
(00:53:43) Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters<br />
(00:57:28) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:00) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:30:43) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:35:17) Closing<br />
<br />
It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts &amp; patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit’ contains emergency items for after-hours chaos</li><li>TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood</li><li>Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House</li><li>Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex</li><li>You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely</li><li>Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle</li><li>Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut</li><li>Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>barbequecompanions,deathingroceryaisle,lipssewnshut,poledancingflooding,portapottyrescue,vacuumcleanersex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aa5434642791a8b277c13f18d85a50e4.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gamey Gamers, Health Club's B.O. Ban, and Epidemic Explosive Stomach Bug</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:53:11) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:20:44) Closing<br />
<br />
It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene Complaints</li><li>FL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another Car</li><li>Fitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane Aisle</li><li>Mayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female Caiman</li><li>Runners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillar</li><li>Teleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSING</li><li>Bangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974</li><li>Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their Goats</li><li>Man’s Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health Club</li><li>CA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank Robbery</li><li>Church's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over Counter</li><li>Scientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By Much</li><li>COMING SOON—World’s 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In China</li><li>Passerby’s Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage Ravine</li><li>An “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots”</li><li>FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won?</li><li>MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond Company</li><li>A West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police Force</li><li>Sex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His Vape</li><li>A 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom’s Homemade Clothes Aren’t “Cool” Enough</li><li>TX Man’s Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck RED</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72976059</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72976059/s7e89.mp3" length="78641109" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6/774e7262-495b-4e51-9e03-07cfa785f0a6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:53:11) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:20:44) Closing<br />
<br />
It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene Complaints</li><li>FL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another Car</li><li>Fitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane Aisle</li><li>Mayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female Caiman</li><li>Runners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillar</li><li>Teleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSING</li><li>Bangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974</li><li>Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their Goats</li><li>Man’s Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health Club</li><li>CA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank Robbery</li><li>Church's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over Counter</li><li>Scientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By Much</li><li>COMING SOON—World’s 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In China</li><li>Passerby’s Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage Ravine</li><li>An “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots”</li><li>FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won?</li><li>MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond Company</li><li>A West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police Force</li><li>Sex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His Vape</li><li>A 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom’s Homemade Clothes Aren’t “Cool” Enough</li><li>TX Man’s Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck RED</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4916</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>50yearoldsoup,bodyodorstupidity,caimanmarriage,flmanvsgator,heathybeer,mesopotamianteencomplaint,policeforcefired,robothotel,trappedinsewage,ufoteleporting,vampiregirlfriend,wheelchairbankrobber,yogainaplane</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4076aa40bd3ab82aaf5bbcd5d9dd34c7.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whacko Waymos On The 4th of July, Thief Steals A Thief's Car During A Theft, and A Man Ignites His House With His Junk</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly<br />
(00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks<br />
(00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation<br />
(00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store<br />
(00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car<br />
(00:18:09) Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken<br />
(00:20:45) Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire<br />
(00:25:41) COUNTRY ROADS U.S. SOCCER<br />
(00:26:59) Help Wanted–Maine Senate Candidate<br />
(00:28:14) MOW THE LAWN<br />
(00:30:30) Men’s Beachwear-house<br />
(00:31:40) CAMP MOMANDDAD<br />
(00:33:02) JUST&T MARRIED!<br />
(00:35:02) ASK A CALLER<br />
(00:37:50) A Morning Shower Thought….<br />
(00:39:13) Closing<br />
<br />
Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's car. Confused? Just wait until you hear about the Indiana man who was arrested for arson when he set his house on fire after using his severed junk to ignite the blaze! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", missed out on telling you this story because he's taking this week off to spend it with Mrs. Pancho and no kids! <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Are We Doing Too Much for Kids?</li><li>Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly</li><li>Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks</li><li>75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation</li><li>Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store</li><li>Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car</li><li>Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken</li><li>Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire</li></ul>Since there's NO PANCHO to play our <i>Insane Game Show</i>, you'll hear how the unofficial theme song for Team USA just doesn't hit like it did when we were still in the World Cup competition. And I'll help out the Democrats in Maine now that their Senate campaign is on the skids with a new commercial. If you're dudgedly cutting the grass in the summer heat, I have a song for you. But if you're at the beach, there's a place that men can go to find appropriate dress. If the kids are running you crazy...there's a summer camp that's right in your back yard. And what if Adam Sandler actually sang his officiating at the Taylor Swift wedding? There's a couple of callers that will also give some crazy stories on their 4th of July accidents that were actually pretty funny!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72919512</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72919512/9c7e9ad5_a976_43ae_a1e0_313ba05d9783.mp3" length="38789954" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2/87fd8e65-51b2-44e1-b4a4-2a36b04cc5a2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly<br />
(00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks<br />
(00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation<br />
(00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store<br />
(00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car<br />
(00:18:09) Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken<br />
(00:20:45) Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire<br />
(00:25:41) COUNTRY ROADS U.S. SOCCER<br />
(00:26:59) Help Wanted–Maine Senate Candidate<br />
(00:28:14) MOW THE LAWN<br />
(00:30:30) Men’s Beachwear-house<br />
(00:31:40) CAMP MOMANDDAD<br />
(00:33:02) JUST&T MARRIED!<br />
(00:35:02) ASK A CALLER<br />
(00:37:50) A Morning Shower Thought….<br />
(00:39:13) Closing<br />
<br />
Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's car. Confused? Just wait until you hear about the Indiana man who was arrested for arson when he set his house on fire after using his severed junk to ignite the blaze! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", missed out on telling you this story because he's taking this week off to spend it with Mrs. Pancho and no kids! <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Are We Doing Too Much for Kids?</li><li>Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly</li><li>Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks</li><li>75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation</li><li>Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store</li><li>Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car</li><li>Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken</li><li>Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire</li></ul>Since there's NO PANCHO to play our <i>Insane Game Show</i>, you'll hear how the unofficial theme song for Team USA just doesn't hit like it did when we were still in the World Cup competition. And I'll help out the Democrats in Maine now that their Senate campaign is on the skids with a new commercial. If you're dudgedly cutting the grass in the summer heat, I have a song for you. But if you're at the beach, there's a place that men can go to find appropriate dress. If the kids are running you crazy...there's a summer camp that's right in your back yard. And what if Adam Sandler actually sang his officiating at the Taylor Swift wedding? There's a couple of callers that will also give some crazy stories on their 4th of July accidents that were actually pretty funny!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2425</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>benfranklinlookalikewoman,burglarstupidity,july4th,junkfire,noisyneighbors,santaclausarrested,waymostupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/860bfbd29e96a76c0bc52e107e3453f3.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Massage Gun On Tired Eyeballs, Neighborhood Pooping Vulture Assault, and Drag Queen School Board VP Arrested For Child P*rn</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:42) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:13) Genius Awards<br />
(01:16:07) Closing<br />
<br />
We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As Expected</li><li>A Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over Crash</li><li>Chinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny People</li><li>SHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn Charges</li><li>Proteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage Cheese</li><li>Hamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An Uber</li><li>MD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight Outside</li><li>Woman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her Leftovers</li><li>How Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From Home</li><li>Man Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out Slugfest</li><li>A 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild Parties</li><li>WV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son Alone</li><li>Naked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GA</li><li>Florida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic Stop</li><li>Florida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s Deputy</li><li>Good News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMS</li><li>Neighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping Vultures</li><li>Convenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The Store</li><li>Can A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says Yes</li><li>NJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo Discovered</li><li>God Makes People Eat More Junk Food: Allegedly</li></ul>More stupidity from the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72859562</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72859562/s7e87.mp3" length="74195277" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa/93eb1674-da77-415e-95a3-d6a49c8bc1aa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:42) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:13) Genius Awards<br />
(01:16:07) Closing<br />
<br />
We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As Expected</li><li>A Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over Crash</li><li>Chinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny People</li><li>SHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn Charges</li><li>Proteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage Cheese</li><li>Hamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An Uber</li><li>MD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight Outside</li><li>Woman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her Leftovers</li><li>How Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From Home</li><li>Man Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out Slugfest</li><li>A 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild Parties</li><li>WV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son Alone</li><li>Naked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GA</li><li>Florida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic Stop</li><li>Florida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s Deputy</li><li>Good News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMS</li><li>Neighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping Vultures</li><li>Convenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The Store</li><li>Can A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says Yes</li><li>NJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo Discovered</li><li>God Makes People Eat More Junk Food: Allegedly</li></ul>More stupidity from the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4638</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>interstatepigscramble,kangarooslugfest,lostgiraffe,nakedoni85,nursinghomeparties,poopingvultures,proteinmaxxing,tacobelltussle</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0fbe4f4d14bd12c25e03d66836d216f5.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Noah Kahan's Philly Poopgate, Hungary Hospital Worker's Human Appetite, and A Poop Soup Predicament</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights<br />
(00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment<br />
(00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses<br />
(00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities<br />
(00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them<br />
(00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$<br />
(00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’<br />
(00:53:34) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:05:10) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:22:46) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:25:45) Closing<br />
<br />
When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We’re STILL Stupid!</li><li>Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights</li><li>Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment</li><li>Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses</li><li>Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities</li><li>A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them</li><li>Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$</li><li>Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’</li></ul>This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72810145</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72810145/s7e86.mp3" length="83441370" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd/16d54d1a-dbe6-46e6-99d3-c8fbdb6632bd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights<br />
(00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment<br />
(00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses<br />
(00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities<br />
(00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them<br />
(00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$<br />
(00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’<br />
(00:53:34) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:05:10) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:22:46) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:25:45) Closing<br />
<br />
When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We’re STILL Stupid!</li><li>Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights</li><li>Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment</li><li>Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses</li><li>Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities</li><li>A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them</li><li>Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$</li><li>Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’</li></ul>This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5216</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bodyparts,civilrightsfortrees,criminalcontraband,lockedinadoctorsoffice,mutantsewerrats,vaulttoilettopple,venuepooping</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e803cba00c8967b0e8e464e09b3660b0.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Granny Crashes Bike Race, Chainsaw-Waving Shirtless Man, and Ethical Squatting</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:49) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:02:52) Genius Awards<br />
(01:19:56) Closing<br />
<br />
Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter &amp; causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who needs to worry about paying rent when you can cop a squat in abandoned buildings with the owner's permission. The only thing is you have to move when you're told to.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>AL Couple Get into On-Camera Beef With Customer who Left 1-Star Review About Their New Ice Cream Shop</li><li>DoorDash Delivery Robot In AZ Rolled Through Active SWAT Scene</li><li>A 6-y/o Boy on a Class Field Trip Found a 1,300-y/o Viking Sword</li><li>Jilted 31-y/o PA Woman Arrested For Sending Live Bugs To Professor</li><li>Nearly Naked Miami Man Breaks Into Apartment</li><li>Shirtless Indiana Man Arrested For Waving A Chainsaw At Passing Cars</li><li>New TLC Dating Show Features A 4-Ft. Exotic Dancer</li><li>Clavicular Launches 'Looksmaxxing' Summit—Live Botox, Fillers and 'Mog Battles'</li><li>Taco Shop Karen Has Unhinged Meltdown Over Mexican Restaurant Owned by 2 White Brothers</li><li>NY Restaurant Blasted for Publicly Shaming Customers With Tipping Demand</li><li>'Ethical' Squatter Who Hasn't Paid Rent in 15 Years Convinces Homeowners He's Doing Them a Favor</li><li>Little Old German Lady Drives Her Mobility Scooter Straight Into Bike Race</li><li>OH, DEATH! Graveyard Dating Is Trending With Gen Z</li><li>Scottish World Cup Fans Drink Boston Bars Dry, Creating Beer Shortage</li><li>FL Mental Health Therapist Office Has Gone “Batty” With Over 50 LIVE BATS Living Inside</li><li>The ‘Stinky’ Sauerkraut Diet Is Trending Within The Trump Administration</li><li>Airline Passenger BITES A Fellow Flier On A Plane To Philadelphia</li><li>FL Mom Attacks Fellow Pickleball Player With A Paddle For Critiquing Her Son's Play</li><li>Police Charge 85-y/o FL Man For Street Racing In His Favorite Car</li><li>OK Family's Golden Retriever Brings Live Armadillo Into Their Home</li><li>Alaska Man Let His Parakeets Mate Uncontrollably—Dozens Need Homes</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity in this week's current events so you can get up to date with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72762227</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72762227/s7e85.mp3" length="77859525" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c/12b858b5-55f4-4186-a85b-3d56c706887c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter &amp;amp; causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:49) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:02:52) Genius Awards<br />
(01:19:56) Closing<br />
<br />
Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter &amp; causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who needs to worry about paying rent when you can cop a squat in abandoned buildings with the owner's permission. The only thing is you have to move when you're told to.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>AL Couple Get into On-Camera Beef With Customer who Left 1-Star Review About Their New Ice Cream Shop</li><li>DoorDash Delivery Robot In AZ Rolled Through Active SWAT Scene</li><li>A 6-y/o Boy on a Class Field Trip Found a 1,300-y/o Viking Sword</li><li>Jilted 31-y/o PA Woman Arrested For Sending Live Bugs To Professor</li><li>Nearly Naked Miami Man Breaks Into Apartment</li><li>Shirtless Indiana Man Arrested For Waving A Chainsaw At Passing Cars</li><li>New TLC Dating Show Features A 4-Ft. Exotic Dancer</li><li>Clavicular Launches 'Looksmaxxing' Summit—Live Botox, Fillers and 'Mog Battles'</li><li>Taco Shop Karen Has Unhinged Meltdown Over Mexican Restaurant Owned by 2 White Brothers</li><li>NY Restaurant Blasted for Publicly Shaming Customers With Tipping Demand</li><li>'Ethical' Squatter Who Hasn't Paid Rent in 15 Years Convinces Homeowners He's Doing Them a Favor</li><li>Little Old German Lady Drives Her Mobility Scooter Straight Into Bike Race</li><li>OH, DEATH! Graveyard Dating Is Trending With Gen Z</li><li>Scottish World Cup Fans Drink Boston Bars Dry, Creating Beer Shortage</li><li>FL Mental Health Therapist Office Has Gone “Batty” With Over 50 LIVE BATS Living Inside</li><li>The ‘Stinky’ Sauerkraut Diet Is Trending Within The Trump Administration</li><li>Airline Passenger BITES A Fellow Flier On A Plane To Philadelphia</li><li>FL Mom Attacks Fellow Pickleball Player With A Paddle For Critiquing Her Son's Play</li><li>Police Charge 85-y/o FL Man For Street Racing In His Favorite Car</li><li>OK Family's Golden Retriever Brings Live Armadillo Into Their Home</li><li>Alaska Man Let His Parakeets Mate Uncontrollably—Dozens Need Homes</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity in this week's current events so you can get up to date with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4867</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinepassengerbiting,batinfestation,bostonbeershortage,doordashswatdelivery,ethicalsquatter,graveyarddating,livearmadillo,looksmaxxingsummit,matingparakeets,nakedburglar,oldmanstreetracing,pickleballassault,saurkrautdiet,seniorscooterbikecrash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4a1775bd65e19e9f3d587ceb2425a5a8.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Maple Syrup Motor Oil, LingeRAT Panties, and Cheddar Roast Beef Herpes</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER<br />
(00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge<br />
(00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear<br />
(00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences<br />
(00:43:49) Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister<br />
(00:47:10) Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades<br />
(00:51:24) OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer<br />
(00:55:39) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:16) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:23:33) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:31:50) Closing<br />
<br />
People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money &amp; enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing as well. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to “Rat Oddity Gizzard” from the "Land Down Under". Imagine seeing your girlfriend or wife pimped out in lingere made with real, sewn-in taxidermied RATS onto her panties. If that doesn't enhance your libido, neither will dinner at a particular McCurtain Co., OK Arby's Restaurant where an employee not only spit into a customer's Roast Beef Sandwich, but gave that customer herpes. Also as a surprise bonus, "Pancho" get a formal introduction to his 'possum that has been shacking up under his back deck.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Are Phones the Cause of the Declining Birth Rate?</li><li>FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER</li><li>Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge</li><li>Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear</li><li>Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences</li><li>Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister</li><li>Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades</li><li>OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer</li></ul>"Pancho" answers a couple of questions given to him about how to deal with issues involving children such as who's to blame for a kid flunking 6th Grade: The School or the parents... and how to deal with a bullying problem involving a kid who's mom is dating his teacher... Plus you can play along with "Pancho" with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if your stupidity is worse than his!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72706826</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 14:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72706826/s7e84.mp3" length="89299486" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab/1db72910-452f-47ea-8fae-338b22ff6dab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money &amp;amp; enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER<br />
(00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge<br />
(00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear<br />
(00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences<br />
(00:43:49) Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister<br />
(00:47:10) Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades<br />
(00:51:24) OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer<br />
(00:55:39) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:16) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:23:33) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:31:50) Closing<br />
<br />
People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money &amp; enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing as well. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to “Rat Oddity Gizzard” from the "Land Down Under". Imagine seeing your girlfriend or wife pimped out in lingere made with real, sewn-in taxidermied RATS onto her panties. If that doesn't enhance your libido, neither will dinner at a particular McCurtain Co., OK Arby's Restaurant where an employee not only spit into a customer's Roast Beef Sandwich, but gave that customer herpes. Also as a surprise bonus, "Pancho" get a formal introduction to his 'possum that has been shacking up under his back deck.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Are Phones the Cause of the Declining Birth Rate?</li><li>FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER</li><li>Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge</li><li>Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear</li><li>Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences</li><li>Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister</li><li>Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades</li><li>OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer</li></ul>"Pancho" answers a couple of questions given to him about how to deal with issues involving children such as who's to blame for a kid flunking 6th Grade: The School or the parents... and how to deal with a bullying problem involving a kid who's mom is dating his teacher... Plus you can play along with "Pancho" with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if your stupidity is worse than his!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5582</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>diycosmotology,maplesyrupmotoroil,onlyfansextortion,panhandlingrobot,roastbeefherpes,sewerratlingere,uncledad</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3847f9e3493eb03544d0109df95cc402.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Flight Attendant Butt Smack, A Bahama Brawl Cruise, And Kool-Aid Pineapples</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:31) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:11:19) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:41) Closing<br />
<br />
A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport &amp; he was escorted off. On a cruise ship to the Bahamas, one family chose this location for a full-on family feud that was carried over into the local police station &amp; sent one officer to the hospital. Kids these days are eating their fruit. Pinapples to be exact. Soaked in Kool-Aid with enough sugar to preseve a Civil War Battlefield.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Undefeated Lacrosse Team's Championship Dreams End in Controversy After Players Punished Over Fake Cigars</li><li>Delta Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Smacked Flight Attendant's Butt</li><li>(Young and Stupid) Teens Caught Riding on Top of SUV Going 40 MPH</li><li>UK Woman Incorporates Dog’s Ashes Into Eyeliner Tattoo</li><li>414 Alligators Removed From Disney World Since Toddler's Tragic Death</li><li>FL Man Wants The Return Of His Beloved “Sandra”, A 7-Ft. Shark, Following Porch Theft</li><li>American Cruise Passengers Busted for Bahamas Brawl—Including a Woman Who Threw a Chair Through a Window</li><li>CA Prankster Glues 200 Doors Shut At High School—Caught On Video</li><li>WY Ghosts Steal Laundry Detergent From Motel Laundromat</li><li>Nurses 'Secretly Keep a Bad Baby Name Book' to Make Fun of Parents' Bizarre Choices</li><li>Druggie PA Trucker Calls Cops On Self For Cocaine Use</li><li>Handyman Converts a Pink Barbie “Dream Car” That Runs On $3 of Gas</li><li>Social Media In A Sugar-Shock Over “Kool-Aid Drip Jar Pineapple Spears”</li><li>Drunk Driver Led Police On Chase Through An Active Ironman Race</li><li>FL Man Shows Up At Traffic Stop Claiming To Be The Driver's Lawyer</li><li>Pasadena Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting Colleague</li><li>Real Estate Agent Finds Arkansas House Overrun With Snakes</li><li>Airport Officials Find 150 Venomous Scorpions In Man’s Luggage</li><li>A CA Amazon Driver Seen on Camera Taking Cat from Home Now Insists the Animal Is His</li><li>Tourist Sues Over ‘Serious’ Injuries Eating McMuffin</li><li>Police Dress As World Cup Mascots To Bust Drug Dealer</li></ul>There's the latest up-to-date current events with all the latest stupidity in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our weekly "winners" who have been christened with our <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72657228</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:38:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72657228/s7e83.mp3" length="79544319" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb/33de9cd8-36dc-4017-b85b-23f3bd034dbb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport &amp;amp; he was escorted...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:31) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:11:19) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:41) Closing<br />
<br />
A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport &amp; he was escorted off. On a cruise ship to the Bahamas, one family chose this location for a full-on family feud that was carried over into the local police station &amp; sent one officer to the hospital. Kids these days are eating their fruit. Pinapples to be exact. Soaked in Kool-Aid with enough sugar to preseve a Civil War Battlefield.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Undefeated Lacrosse Team's Championship Dreams End in Controversy After Players Punished Over Fake Cigars</li><li>Delta Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Smacked Flight Attendant's Butt</li><li>(Young and Stupid) Teens Caught Riding on Top of SUV Going 40 MPH</li><li>UK Woman Incorporates Dog’s Ashes Into Eyeliner Tattoo</li><li>414 Alligators Removed From Disney World Since Toddler's Tragic Death</li><li>FL Man Wants The Return Of His Beloved “Sandra”, A 7-Ft. Shark, Following Porch Theft</li><li>American Cruise Passengers Busted for Bahamas Brawl—Including a Woman Who Threw a Chair Through a Window</li><li>CA Prankster Glues 200 Doors Shut At High School—Caught On Video</li><li>WY Ghosts Steal Laundry Detergent From Motel Laundromat</li><li>Nurses 'Secretly Keep a Bad Baby Name Book' to Make Fun of Parents' Bizarre Choices</li><li>Druggie PA Trucker Calls Cops On Self For Cocaine Use</li><li>Handyman Converts a Pink Barbie “Dream Car” That Runs On $3 of Gas</li><li>Social Media In A Sugar-Shock Over “Kool-Aid Drip Jar Pineapple Spears”</li><li>Drunk Driver Led Police On Chase Through An Active Ironman Race</li><li>FL Man Shows Up At Traffic Stop Claiming To Be The Driver's Lawyer</li><li>Pasadena Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting Colleague</li><li>Real Estate Agent Finds Arkansas House Overrun With Snakes</li><li>Airport Officials Find 150 Venomous Scorpions In Man’s Luggage</li><li>A CA Amazon Driver Seen on Camera Taking Cat from Home Now Insists the Animal Is His</li><li>Tourist Sues Over ‘Serious’ Injuries Eating McMuffin</li><li>Police Dress As World Cup Mascots To Bust Drug Dealer</li></ul>There's the latest up-to-date current events with all the latest stupidity in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our weekly "winners" who have been christened with our <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4972</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinebuttsmack,amazoncatthief,arkansassnakehouse,badbabynames,barbiedreamcargashack,cruiseshipbahamabrawl,eggmcmuffininjury,highschoolstuntfail,koolaidpineapples</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2350e92b38445d9a4748283f61f23d8b.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>FL Bigfoot Conference, Robotic Toilets, and Phallic Birthday Bread For A 9-y/o</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off<br />
(00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference<br />
(00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)<br />
(00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New Trend<br />
(00:40:39) New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building<br />
(00:45:55) Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels<br />
(00:52:40) A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday<br />
(00:58:14) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:38) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:57) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:01) Closing<br />
<br />
What better place to have a Bigfoot Conference than Florida...which is full of swamplands perfect for Sasquatch! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" would love to attend one! Chinese scientists have developed a potty that comes to you when you have to go. I'm thinking about getting one for my 91-y/o mother-in-law. And "Pancho" loves eating freshly grain-ground bread from Mrs. Pancho, but she's never made a loaf like this one Mom, who tried to design it like a #9 for her 9-y/o son who loves bread... except that to the adults in the room, it didn't really look like the #9....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Perfectionism is Increasing Young Adults—As is Economic Pressure</li><li>Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off</li><li>Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference</li><li>Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)</li><li>"Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New Trend</li><li>New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building</li><li>Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels</li><li>A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday</li></ul>"Pancho" tackles a couple of questions from a very angry woman who got into a snit-fit with a restaurant owner over taking home "leftovers" from an all-you-can-eat bar, and whether giving your "significan other" cash as a gift is a "cop-out". Test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can score lower than he did!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72604395</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 14:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72604395/s7e82.mp3" length="97158790" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167/d8c8edb7-46fd-4bc3-8edf-2e1eaa9be167.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What better place to have a Bigfoot Conference than Florida...which is full of swamplands perfect for Sasquatch! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" would love to attend one! Chinese scientists have developed a potty that comes to you when you have to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off<br />
(00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference<br />
(00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)<br />
(00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New Trend<br />
(00:40:39) New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building<br />
(00:45:55) Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels<br />
(00:52:40) A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday<br />
(00:58:14) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:38) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:57) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:01) Closing<br />
<br />
What better place to have a Bigfoot Conference than Florida...which is full of swamplands perfect for Sasquatch! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" would love to attend one! Chinese scientists have developed a potty that comes to you when you have to go. I'm thinking about getting one for my 91-y/o mother-in-law. And "Pancho" loves eating freshly grain-ground bread from Mrs. Pancho, but she's never made a loaf like this one Mom, who tried to design it like a #9 for her 9-y/o son who loves bread... except that to the adults in the room, it didn't really look like the #9....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Perfectionism is Increasing Young Adults—As is Economic Pressure</li><li>Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off</li><li>Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference</li><li>Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)</li><li>"Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New Trend</li><li>New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building</li><li>Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels</li><li>A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday</li></ul>"Pancho" tackles a couple of questions from a very angry woman who got into a snit-fit with a restaurant owner over taking home "leftovers" from an all-you-can-eat bar, and whether giving your "significan other" cash as a gift is a "cop-out". Test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can score lower than he did!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6073</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>d*ckbread,dinoleather,fernerypooping,flbigfootconference,goblintimacy,parentallies,robopotty</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2c8af96335e50731caee68d6a3b1fd0a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked Jogging In The UK, 5,300-y/o Yeast From A Mummy, and Pantsless At Sheetz</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:51:37) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:16:39) Closing<br />
<br />
Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made from the yeast of a 5,300-y/o mummy's intestines. Employees who work the overnight shift at convenience stores see a lot. And those at an OH Sheetz convenience store saw too much when a man showed up at 6am without pants looking for a towel.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Wrong-Way MN Driver Blames Her Dog For Deadly Head-On Crash</li><li>Disney Adult Arrested After Restaurant Seating Tantrum</li><li>Florida Man On Tricycle Steals Garden Gnomes In North Ft. Meyers</li><li>Naked FL Man Grabs Female DoorDash Worker During Food Delivery</li><li>PA Dad Threatened to Shoot Son During Argument Over Weed Whacker</li><li>Scientists Extract 5,300-y/o Yeast From Ötzi the Iceman to Bake Sourdough Bread</li><li>Over 100,000 Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches Seized In Contraband Haul</li><li>Ugly In A Beautiful Way: Denmark's Mullet Champion</li><li>Canadian City Identifies “Garbage Juice” As The Source Of Years-Long Stench Plaguing Neighborhoods</li><li>“Delusional” French Woman Marries Japanese Comic Book Cartoon Character</li><li>A 28-y/o Florida Man Intentionally Rams Into Police Car</li><li>Sweden Lowers Age For Prison Sentences Amid Gang Violence Crisis To 13-y/o</li><li>Mom Insists Video Of Toddler Wearing Ankle Weights Was A Joke</li><li>FL Woman Accused Of 911 Abuse After 171 Calls Complaining About Neighbors</li><li>Ohio Cops Arrest Pantless Man At A Sheetz Yelling At Customers</li><li>Woman Leaves Dog At Home. Then She Catches Amazon Driver On Ring Camera Taking It With Her</li><li>AR Meteorologist Continues Weather Report As Fire Breaks Out In Studio</li><li>Woman Extracted From Apartment Building Trash Chute After 10-Story Fall</li><li>Naked UK Couples Spotted Jogging In Streets and “Jiggling” In A Salon</li><li>FL Woman Punches A Pregnant Driver, Attacks Older Woman, and Bites Officer In Road-Rage Incident</li><li>Wild AR 100-mph Police Chase That EJECTS 4-MONTH OLD Baby In Crash</li></ul>Another stupid week of current events awaits in the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and you get to meet 7 new "winners" in stupendous stupidity with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72555693</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72555693/s7e81.mp3" length="74710621" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d/b24824e4-88e5-4774-90dd-56a11325e61d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:51:37) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:16:39) Closing<br />
<br />
Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made from the yeast of a 5,300-y/o mummy's intestines. Employees who work the overnight shift at convenience stores see a lot. And those at an OH Sheetz convenience store saw too much when a man showed up at 6am without pants looking for a towel.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Wrong-Way MN Driver Blames Her Dog For Deadly Head-On Crash</li><li>Disney Adult Arrested After Restaurant Seating Tantrum</li><li>Florida Man On Tricycle Steals Garden Gnomes In North Ft. Meyers</li><li>Naked FL Man Grabs Female DoorDash Worker During Food Delivery</li><li>PA Dad Threatened to Shoot Son During Argument Over Weed Whacker</li><li>Scientists Extract 5,300-y/o Yeast From Ötzi the Iceman to Bake Sourdough Bread</li><li>Over 100,000 Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches Seized In Contraband Haul</li><li>Ugly In A Beautiful Way: Denmark's Mullet Champion</li><li>Canadian City Identifies “Garbage Juice” As The Source Of Years-Long Stench Plaguing Neighborhoods</li><li>“Delusional” French Woman Marries Japanese Comic Book Cartoon Character</li><li>A 28-y/o Florida Man Intentionally Rams Into Police Car</li><li>Sweden Lowers Age For Prison Sentences Amid Gang Violence Crisis To 13-y/o</li><li>Mom Insists Video Of Toddler Wearing Ankle Weights Was A Joke</li><li>FL Woman Accused Of 911 Abuse After 171 Calls Complaining About Neighbors</li><li>Ohio Cops Arrest Pantless Man At A Sheetz Yelling At Customers</li><li>Woman Leaves Dog At Home. Then She Catches Amazon Driver On Ring Camera Taking It With Her</li><li>AR Meteorologist Continues Weather Report As Fire Breaks Out In Studio</li><li>Woman Extracted From Apartment Building Trash Chute After 10-Story Fall</li><li>Naked UK Couples Spotted Jogging In Streets and “Jiggling” In A Salon</li><li>FL Woman Punches A Pregnant Driver, Attacks Older Woman, and Bites Officer In Road-Rage Incident</li><li>Wild AR 100-mph Police Chase That EJECTS 4-MONTH OLD Baby In Crash</li></ul>Another stupid week of current events awaits in the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and you get to meet 7 new "winners" in stupendous stupidity with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4670</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911abuse,ankleweightsonatoddler,babyejected,cartooncharacterwedding,garbagechuterescue,hissingcockroaches,joggingnaked,mulletchampions,roadragestupidity,tvstudiofire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ee758b622ba9d664666e52245c3b5417.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Kid-Kicking AI Bot, AI Girlfriends For Boys, and SpaghettiOs With Parasites</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF<br />
(00:28:18) WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi<br />
(00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show<br />
(00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?<br />
(00:43:03) SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls<br />
(00:47:21) Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence<br />
(00:53:46) Mom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs<br />
(00:58:02) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:08:39) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:24:37) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:31:23) Closing<br />
<br />
We're all familiar with the movies or TV shows that depict androids and robots going rogue and taking over humanity. Could it be happening in China? An AI robot in a clown wig was demostrating karate moves &amp; karate-kicked a child in the gut...and then looked guilty. Gen Alpha is looking for love in AI girlfriends because hearing a real girl say "No" is just too traumatic. Not near as traumatic as what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes when a Mom was opening a can of SpaghettiOs for her kid &amp; found wiggly things in the sauce...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Kid Doesn't Eat At Restaurant, You Shouldn't Pay?</li><li>WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF</li><li>WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi</li><li>An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show</li><li>'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?</li><li>SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls</li><li>Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence</li><li>Mom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions he answers about a girl who was told by her friend the he had feelings for her but he was "tipsy" when he said it...so should she risk it; And another dealing with a couple who were told they were "bad parents" because 1 of their 4 boys had gotten in trouble with the law. You can also play along with "Pancho" in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you are more stupid than he is when it comes to answering a few trendy questions.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72504568</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72504568/s7e80.mp3" length="88868152" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a/f3aeb5db-c5cb-4a28-9455-377745bc554a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're all familiar with the movies or TV shows that depict androids and robots going rogue and taking over humanity. Could it be happening in China? An AI robot in a clown wig was demostrating karate moves &amp;amp; karate-kicked a child in the gut...and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF<br />
(00:28:18) WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi<br />
(00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show<br />
(00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?<br />
(00:43:03) SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls<br />
(00:47:21) Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence<br />
(00:53:46) Mom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs<br />
(00:58:02) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:08:39) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:24:37) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:31:23) Closing<br />
<br />
We're all familiar with the movies or TV shows that depict androids and robots going rogue and taking over humanity. Could it be happening in China? An AI robot in a clown wig was demostrating karate moves &amp; karate-kicked a child in the gut...and then looked guilty. Gen Alpha is looking for love in AI girlfriends because hearing a real girl say "No" is just too traumatic. Not near as traumatic as what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes when a Mom was opening a can of SpaghettiOs for her kid &amp; found wiggly things in the sauce...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Kid Doesn't Eat At Restaurant, You Shouldn't Pay?</li><li>WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF</li><li>WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi</li><li>An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show</li><li>'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?</li><li>SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls</li><li>Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence</li><li>Mom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions he answers about a girl who was told by her friend the he had feelings for her but he was "tipsy" when he said it...so should she risk it; And another dealing with a couple who were told they were "bad parents" because 1 of their 4 boys had gotten in trouble with the law. You can also play along with "Pancho" in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you are more stupid than he is when it comes to answering a few trendy questions.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5555</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aigirlfriends,consideratecleptomaniac,kittenfishing,practicedates,robotkaratekick,spaghettios,waymogetaway</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2af51fac9c73c7f2f2325c5316f2b97e.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Judge's Legal "Briefs" Around His Ankles, "Hagrid" Gets "Pants'd" During Arrest, and "Looney Toon" Serves Prison Time</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:55:06) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:58) Genius Awards<br />
(01:17:44) Closing<br />
<br />
When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while fighting police trying to handcuff him. You have to be "looney tune" to be as stupid as some of the characters highlighted in the podcast. And we introduce you to him and the 20 year sentence he received.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Florida Man Arrested After Naked Pool Incident</li><li>Florida: Where You May Withstand a Daily Golf Ball Barrage</li><li>"Moaning" And "Kissing": Federal Judge Caught Having Sex With High-Ranking Police Officer During Working Hours</li><li>79-y/o FL Man Arrested For Wearing A Thong Around Apartment Complex</li><li>More Than Half of Men Think Meat is ‘Masculine’</li><li>Man Gets Stuck In Wet Concrete After Removing "Road Closed" Sign</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Demolish Your Own HOME</li><li>A Rhode Island High School's Yearbooks Misspell The Word "School"</li><li>Influencer Banned From All Six Flags Parks for LIFE After Chicken Nugget Eating Coaster Stunt</li><li>Milan Must Repair Bull Mosaic’s Testicles Again Due To Handsy Tourists</li><li>Gen Z Influencers Embracing “Tanmaxxing” Despite Dermatologists’ Warnings</li><li>FL Man Whips Out His “Chimichanga” At Taco Bell—Pet Fish Found In His Backpack</li><li>Nova Scotia Father Unable to Work Due to Rare 'Auto-Brewery' Syndrome</li><li>OR Man Named “Loony Toon” Sentenced to 20 Yr.s For Shooting at Police</li><li>Florida Woman Calls Multiple Times 911 After Bar Denies Her Jell-O Shot</li><li>OH Man Eats Entire Pizza—Then Complains, Calls The Cops</li><li>Outback Steakhouse Sued for $1.5M After Diner Slips on Mashed Potatoes</li><li>MD Man’s Pants and Underwear DROP To The Ground During Police Arrest</li><li>Florida Road Rage!!...At Raising Cane’s</li><li>Mom Buys Daughter a Honda for Graduation w/Cash—Daughter Asked Her to Sell It and Get a Mercedes</li><li>STUPID KIDS: New Orleans Teens Try To Steal Ubers—While Wearing Ankle Monitors</li></ul><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72445609</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72445609/s7e79.mp3" length="75748831" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424/a9051af1-f368-43b5-9296-f61670616424.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:55:06) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:58) Genius Awards<br />
(01:17:44) Closing<br />
<br />
When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while fighting police trying to handcuff him. You have to be "looney tune" to be as stupid as some of the characters highlighted in the podcast. And we introduce you to him and the 20 year sentence he received.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Florida Man Arrested After Naked Pool Incident</li><li>Florida: Where You May Withstand a Daily Golf Ball Barrage</li><li>"Moaning" And "Kissing": Federal Judge Caught Having Sex With High-Ranking Police Officer During Working Hours</li><li>79-y/o FL Man Arrested For Wearing A Thong Around Apartment Complex</li><li>More Than Half of Men Think Meat is ‘Masculine’</li><li>Man Gets Stuck In Wet Concrete After Removing "Road Closed" Sign</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Demolish Your Own HOME</li><li>A Rhode Island High School's Yearbooks Misspell The Word "School"</li><li>Influencer Banned From All Six Flags Parks for LIFE After Chicken Nugget Eating Coaster Stunt</li><li>Milan Must Repair Bull Mosaic’s Testicles Again Due To Handsy Tourists</li><li>Gen Z Influencers Embracing “Tanmaxxing” Despite Dermatologists’ Warnings</li><li>FL Man Whips Out His “Chimichanga” At Taco Bell—Pet Fish Found In His Backpack</li><li>Nova Scotia Father Unable to Work Due to Rare 'Auto-Brewery' Syndrome</li><li>OR Man Named “Loony Toon” Sentenced to 20 Yr.s For Shooting at Police</li><li>Florida Woman Calls Multiple Times 911 After Bar Denies Her Jell-O Shot</li><li>OH Man Eats Entire Pizza—Then Complains, Calls The Cops</li><li>Outback Steakhouse Sued for $1.5M After Diner Slips on Mashed Potatoes</li><li>MD Man’s Pants and Underwear DROP To The Ground During Police Arrest</li><li>Florida Road Rage!!...At Raising Cane’s</li><li>Mom Buys Daughter a Honda for Graduation w/Cash—Daughter Asked Her to Sell It and Get a Mercedes</li><li>STUPID KIDS: New Orleans Teens Try To Steal Ubers—While Wearing Ankle Monitors</li></ul><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4735</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>autobrewerysyndrome,bulltesticles,cedarpointstupidity,cementedtruck,chimichangatacobell,entitleddaughter,highshoolstuppidity,jelloshotemergency,looneytoonarrested,mashedtaterfall,raisincane,stupidteens,tanmaxxing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2f12ddaae6926394ccbe1c204e2ba6ea.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Romance At An Alabama Walmart, Fetty Wap Yearbook Flap, and Beau Domaine v. Beau D.</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'<br />
(00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama<br />
(00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times<br />
(00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket<br />
(00:46:23) St. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote<br />
(00:50:27) Poland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition<br />
(00:54:24) Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt<br />
(01:00:48) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:10:01) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:13) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:32:31) Closing<br />
<br />
Grocery stores used to have special sale nights on single serving products to lure singles to shop &amp; possibly find a date at the same time. Now, if you want to hook up, just hang around Walmart on a Saturday in Alabama. The FL School District where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" attended is embroiled in a mystery involving a school principal and a controversial quote by Fetty Wap that made it in the school's yearbook. But the principal says she didn't write it &amp; it somehow sneaked past Quality Control. Brad Pitt has had his share of court battles with his ex-wife &amp; children, but now his "Beau Domaine" skin care company is getting sued by another skin care company called "Beau D." that's specifically made for the foreskin....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] SURVEY: Americans Increasingly Distrust Device Software Updates</li><li>UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'</li><li>Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama</li><li>When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times</li><li>Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket</li><li>St. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote</li><li>Poland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition</li><li>Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt</li></ul>"Pancho" lends his sage advice as we have 2 people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about what to do when a husband openly "flirts" with another woman in front of his wife while on a cruise together &amp; is it proper for a woman to use her "Pretty Privllege" to get ahead in life. This week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> was almost too much for "Pancho" so see if you can score better than he did!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72375411</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72375411/s7e78.mp3" length="89970728" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822/f2bba920-79ca-415b-9377-d1bdedd15822.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Grocery stores used to have special sale nights on single serving products to lure singles to shop &amp;amp; possibly find a date at the same time. Now, if you want to hook up, just hang around Walmart on a Saturday in Alabama. The FL School District...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'<br />
(00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama<br />
(00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times<br />
(00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket<br />
(00:46:23) St. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote<br />
(00:50:27) Poland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition<br />
(00:54:24) Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt<br />
(01:00:48) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:10:01) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:13) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:32:31) Closing<br />
<br />
Grocery stores used to have special sale nights on single serving products to lure singles to shop &amp; possibly find a date at the same time. Now, if you want to hook up, just hang around Walmart on a Saturday in Alabama. The FL School District where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" attended is embroiled in a mystery involving a school principal and a controversial quote by Fetty Wap that made it in the school's yearbook. But the principal says she didn't write it &amp; it somehow sneaked past Quality Control. Brad Pitt has had his share of court battles with his ex-wife &amp; children, but now his "Beau Domaine" skin care company is getting sued by another skin care company called "Beau D." that's specifically made for the foreskin....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] SURVEY: Americans Increasingly Distrust Device Software Updates</li><li>UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'</li><li>Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama</li><li>When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times</li><li>Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket</li><li>St. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote</li><li>Poland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition</li><li>Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt</li></ul>"Pancho" lends his sage advice as we have 2 people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about what to do when a husband openly "flirts" with another woman in front of his wife while on a cruise together &amp; is it proper for a woman to use her "Pretty Privllege" to get ahead in life. This week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> was almost too much for "Pancho" so see if you can score better than he did!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5624</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bus666tohelpoland,fettywapflap,oversprayingboys,peniscream,realitycheckwedding,stickintheeye,walmartromanceinalabama</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ca94de01f19622956ba2c0b13f0fbe9c.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AI Graduation Fail, College Dumpster Diving, Kindergarten Chaos At Graduation</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:36) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:16) Genius Awards<br />
(01:18:41) Closing<br />
<br />
You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find in a dumpster outside a dormitory at Penn State University. But now, other people living on college campuses are finding out how profitable it can be to dumpster dive on college campuses. Graduation is always a special time for celebrations...especially for little tykes moving out from Kindergarten. However when the parents spar for prime seating to watch their little cherub receive their "diploma", you get ringside seats at a WWE match.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Naked FL Man Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor's Spazzing Motion Light</li><li>Australian Shoppers Find Live Frog (Named Greg) In Grocery Store Lettuce</li><li>Hidden Cameras Found Tucked in Bushes in Quiet CA Neighborhood</li><li>MI High School Student Almost Shot by Police During Sr. Prank Using A Water Gun</li><li>AZ College Used AI To Read Graduate Names and It Ended up Malfunctioning</li><li>FL Teacher Removed From Classroom After Hanging Black Doll by Cord in Front of Students</li><li>FL Teen Calls 911 on His Mom over Drunken Speeding</li><li>New Side Hustle: Dumpster Diving...at College Campuses</li><li>The Case of the Colorado "Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit"</li><li>Stupid "Fancy Food Words" on Menus That Just Make You Roll Your Eyes</li><li>NJ Man Set Off Fireworks Inside a Walmart—to Steal $10,000 in Jewelry</li><li>A High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of..."Baked Dirt"</li><li>Bolt CEO Let Go of His Entire HR Team for Creating Problems That Didn't Exist</li><li>FL Woman accused of throwing feces at father during fight</li><li>Mysterious Poop On a Roof Leads Homeowner Face-to-Face With a MOUNTAIN LION</li><li>TX Steakhouse Offers Customers Refunds—IF They Can Eat A 72-oz. Steak</li><li>Lyft Driver Uses AI To Fake Car Damage–Charges Passengers Extra Fees</li><li>Fight Over Seating at Kindergarten Graduation Leaves A Person Hospitalized</li><li>Survey: 91% of new US citizens pass the 20-Question citizenship test—Only 36% of current Americans Do</li><li>FL Dad Threatens School Bus Driver With For Yelling At His Kids—then Realized It Was The Wrong Driver</li><li>Suddenly, NY Commits More SIN That Las Vegas</li></ul>The current events couldn't get any more stupid than the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and the stupidity couldn't get any more stupendous than with the 7 "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awardsi!!</i><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72307056</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72307056/s7e77.mp3" length="76676366" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4/6a3936d6-84f1-4710-b3ec-9ab53e0c24b4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:36) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:16) Genius Awards<br />
(01:18:41) Closing<br />
<br />
You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find in a dumpster outside a dormitory at Penn State University. But now, other people living on college campuses are finding out how profitable it can be to dumpster dive on college campuses. Graduation is always a special time for celebrations...especially for little tykes moving out from Kindergarten. However when the parents spar for prime seating to watch their little cherub receive their "diploma", you get ringside seats at a WWE match.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Naked FL Man Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor's Spazzing Motion Light</li><li>Australian Shoppers Find Live Frog (Named Greg) In Grocery Store Lettuce</li><li>Hidden Cameras Found Tucked in Bushes in Quiet CA Neighborhood</li><li>MI High School Student Almost Shot by Police During Sr. Prank Using A Water Gun</li><li>AZ College Used AI To Read Graduate Names and It Ended up Malfunctioning</li><li>FL Teacher Removed From Classroom After Hanging Black Doll by Cord in Front of Students</li><li>FL Teen Calls 911 on His Mom over Drunken Speeding</li><li>New Side Hustle: Dumpster Diving...at College Campuses</li><li>The Case of the Colorado "Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit"</li><li>Stupid "Fancy Food Words" on Menus That Just Make You Roll Your Eyes</li><li>NJ Man Set Off Fireworks Inside a Walmart—to Steal $10,000 in Jewelry</li><li>A High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of..."Baked Dirt"</li><li>Bolt CEO Let Go of His Entire HR Team for Creating Problems That Didn't Exist</li><li>FL Woman accused of throwing feces at father during fight</li><li>Mysterious Poop On a Roof Leads Homeowner Face-to-Face With a MOUNTAIN LION</li><li>TX Steakhouse Offers Customers Refunds—IF They Can Eat A 72-oz. Steak</li><li>Lyft Driver Uses AI To Fake Car Damage–Charges Passengers Extra Fees</li><li>Fight Over Seating at Kindergarten Graduation Leaves A Person Hospitalized</li><li>Survey: 91% of new US citizens pass the 20-Question citizenship test—Only 36% of current Americans Do</li><li>FL Dad Threatens School Bus Driver With For Yelling At His Kids—then Realized It Was The Wrong Driver</li><li>Suddenly, NY Commits More SIN That Las Vegas</li></ul>The current events couldn't get any more stupid than the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and the stupidity couldn't get any more stupendous than with the 7 "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awardsi!!</i><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4793</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aigraduationfail,ailiftscam,bakeddird,ceostupidity,collegedumsterdiving,cougarpoop,fancyfoodwords,frogsalad,kindergartenchaos,oatmealpiebandit,poopondad,schoolbusstupidity,sincity,steakchallenge</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/053bbecee6ab332d2f5be2f63f5ee686.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Great Butt=Longevity, Chess Boxing, and A Woman With A Great Wine "Rack"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?<br />
(00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’<br />
(00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs<br />
(00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’<br />
(00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment<br />
(00:47:49) Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport<br />
(00:55:23) Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail<br />
(01:01:26) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:19:44) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:43:58) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:51:01) Closing<br />
<br />
Take a look at your behind and you might be able to determine if you'll have a long life. But does this mean that when you make it to 90 you're butt won't sag? If playing chess is too boring and boxing is too simple-minded...just combine them both &amp; voila! Joey Chestnut may be good at stuffing wieners in his mouth, but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an insane story of how one lady put a full 750ml bottle of "Cupcake Pinot Grigio" in her hooha.... <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Research Confirms Today’s Music Really Is As Bad As You Think It Is and It’s Only Getting Worse</li><li>Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?</li><li>People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’</li><li>CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs </li><li>Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’</li><li>Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment</li><li>Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport</li><li>Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail</li></ul>Pancho tackles some tough questions this week on helping a single mom navigate her nerdy &amp;  timid high school Junor with asking out a popular high school Senior cheerleader to the prom as well as solving a parenting dispute over a 15-y/o son who was caught by a neighbor drinking beer...and the dad thinks he's learned his lesson but mom wants him grounded for a year. And play along with "Pancho" in another crazy round of the <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72235068</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72235068/s7e76.mp3" length="107712260" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c/ad1a3a99-92fb-49c8-9d75-56634dfaf96c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Take a look at your behind and you might be able to determine if you'll have a long life. But does this mean that when you make it to 90 you're butt won't sag? If playing chess is too boring and boxing is too simple-minded...just combine them both...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?<br />
(00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’<br />
(00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs<br />
(00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’<br />
(00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment<br />
(00:47:49) Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport<br />
(00:55:23) Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail<br />
(01:01:26) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:19:44) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:43:58) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:51:01) Closing<br />
<br />
Take a look at your behind and you might be able to determine if you'll have a long life. But does this mean that when you make it to 90 you're butt won't sag? If playing chess is too boring and boxing is too simple-minded...just combine them both &amp; voila! Joey Chestnut may be good at stuffing wieners in his mouth, but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an insane story of how one lady put a full 750ml bottle of "Cupcake Pinot Grigio" in her hooha.... <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Research Confirms Today’s Music Really Is As Bad As You Think It Is and It’s Only Getting Worse</li><li>Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?</li><li>People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’</li><li>CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs </li><li>Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’</li><li>Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment</li><li>Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport</li><li>Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail</li></ul>Pancho tackles some tough questions this week on helping a single mom navigate her nerdy &amp;  timid high school Junor with asking out a popular high school Senior cheerleader to the prom as well as solving a parenting dispute over a 15-y/o son who was caught by a neighbor drinking beer...and the dad thinks he's learned his lesson but mom wants him grounded for a year. And play along with "Pancho" in another crazy round of the <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6732</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aiface,alienspecies,babydeliveryincourt,chessboxing,greatbuttlonglife,vaginawine,wademodecybertruckidiot</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/361d7579abd126a090fa2e54cb69a16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stupid School Board Decision, High-Speed Police Chase With A Bunny, and Free Teeth For Meth Adicts</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:49:30) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:01:39) Genius Awards<br />
(01:11:56) Closing<br />
<br />
Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating &amp; getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every day". FL police encounter many strange instances when pursuing an offender on the highway, but getting into a police chase with the Easter Bunny was one of the more memorable ones. The Mayor of Los Angeles, CA made a memorable moment when she declared that meth addicts in the city were not getting jobs because of their bad teeth...so she is proposing dental implants for all meth addicts.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Grandma and Grandpa Are Skipping The Doctor And Going To The Weed Dispensary</li><li>FL Burglars Broke Into a School, and Stole 100 Hot Dogs</li><li>‘Turf War’ Brawl Breaks Out Between NYC Female Hot Dog Vendors</li><li>A Baker Set Fire to a Birthday Cake...When a Customer Found Out Her Boyfriend Was Cheating</li><li>Raccoons Invade Elementary Washington, DC Elementary School</li><li>UCF Commencement Speaker Booed When She Said How Great AI Is</li><li>A Man Dressed As A 6’ Pencil Is Running for Governor in Oregon</li><li>City Executive in Trouble After Having Helicopter Land in Public Park for Daughter's Prom Photos</li><li>Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass Proposes Free Teeth For Meth Addicts</li><li>Women Are Begging Men to Stop...Wearing Flip-Flops</li><li>FL Man Leads Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter Bunny</li><li>FL Woman Wearing Crocs Arrested After Taking A Red Bull Truck On A Multi-County Police Chase</li><li>FL Bachelorette Pool Party Crashed By Peeping Tom in the Bushes</li><li>Doctors share the best time of day to…poop</li><li>Driver Pulls Gun on Woman For Honking at Him in McDonald's Drive-Thru</li><li>Long-Haired Teen Guys In OK Stole Bongs...Without Much of a Plan</li><li>McDonald’s Video Shows Worker Stuff Fries in Her Mouth Before Putting Them in Customer’s Carton</li><li>FL Man Blew Fentanyl in a Cop's Face, and Said "It's Sugar"</li><li>A Guy Was Caught Stealing the "O" from a Police Department Sign</li><li>New Foodie Trend—Biblically Eating</li><li>High School Senior Who VOLUNTARILY Surrenders A Forgotten Utility Knife In His Pocket While At A School Event Expelled 3 Weeks From Commencement And Will Not Be Allowed To Graduate</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and you'll meet this week's 7 "winner" in our <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72175581</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72175581/s7e75.mp3" length="70183705" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f/98f42bcb-6156-4fe0-ac86-51180c8eb21f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating &amp;amp; getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:49:30) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:01:39) Genius Awards<br />
(01:11:56) Closing<br />
<br />
Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating &amp; getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every day". FL police encounter many strange instances when pursuing an offender on the highway, but getting into a police chase with the Easter Bunny was one of the more memorable ones. The Mayor of Los Angeles, CA made a memorable moment when she declared that meth addicts in the city were not getting jobs because of their bad teeth...so she is proposing dental implants for all meth addicts.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Grandma and Grandpa Are Skipping The Doctor And Going To The Weed Dispensary</li><li>FL Burglars Broke Into a School, and Stole 100 Hot Dogs</li><li>‘Turf War’ Brawl Breaks Out Between NYC Female Hot Dog Vendors</li><li>A Baker Set Fire to a Birthday Cake...When a Customer Found Out Her Boyfriend Was Cheating</li><li>Raccoons Invade Elementary Washington, DC Elementary School</li><li>UCF Commencement Speaker Booed When She Said How Great AI Is</li><li>A Man Dressed As A 6’ Pencil Is Running for Governor in Oregon</li><li>City Executive in Trouble After Having Helicopter Land in Public Park for Daughter's Prom Photos</li><li>Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass Proposes Free Teeth For Meth Addicts</li><li>Women Are Begging Men to Stop...Wearing Flip-Flops</li><li>FL Man Leads Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter Bunny</li><li>FL Woman Wearing Crocs Arrested After Taking A Red Bull Truck On A Multi-County Police Chase</li><li>FL Bachelorette Pool Party Crashed By Peeping Tom in the Bushes</li><li>Doctors share the best time of day to…poop</li><li>Driver Pulls Gun on Woman For Honking at Him in McDonald's Drive-Thru</li><li>Long-Haired Teen Guys In OK Stole Bongs...Without Much of a Plan</li><li>McDonald’s Video Shows Worker Stuff Fries in Her Mouth Before Putting Them in Customer’s Carton</li><li>FL Man Blew Fentanyl in a Cop's Face, and Said "It's Sugar"</li><li>A Guy Was Caught Stealing the "O" from a Police Department Sign</li><li>New Foodie Trend—Biblically Eating</li><li>High School Senior Who VOLUNTARILY Surrenders A Forgotten Utility Knife In His Pocket While At A School Event Expelled 3 Weeks From Commencement And Will Not Be Allowed To Graduate</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and you'll meet this week's 7 "winner" in our <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4387</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>besttimetopoop,biblicallyeating,easterbunnypolicechase,freeteethformethaddicts,mouthwashingmcdonaldsfries,pantsdownpeepingtom,pencilforgovernor,potheadgrandparents,raccoonsinschool,stupidschoolboard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d31bfea0e1cb9d13ed6b11e90c1b9b74.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A "Cadbury" Onion, "Car Ranch", Sewer Honey From Philly, &amp; "Ballmaxxing"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:54:41) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:05:17) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:26:55) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:36:04) Closing<br />
<br />
The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from Walmart. The term, "Car Ranch" is not a nickname for a used car lot, but it may not be something you want to put in your mouth either. Some residents in Philadelphia may be getting some home-spun honey right from the city's sewers. Do you have the cajones (or the stupidity) to engage in the new "trend" of ballmaxxing? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will peel back the underbelly of humanity to expose some of the most unbelievable stupidty of the week!<br /><br />In the Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Why We Can’t Pay Attention…</li><li>New Term: "Car Ranch"...and One Mother Is Horrified</li><li>Woman Cuts Open Onion from Walmart—What She Finds Inside Makes Her Gag</li><li>PA Beekeeper Works To Rescue 10,000 Bees Living In Philadelphia Sewer<br />Empty Waymo Vehicles Circle Atlanta Neighborhood Cul-De-Sac for Hours</li><li>Construction Worker ‘Catapulted’ Out of ‘Defective’ Port-a-Potty...His Sex Life Never The Same</li><li>Cleavage Is Becoming More Popular—Male—Cleavage</li><li>Men Are Inflating Their 'Family Jewels' to Grapefruit Size in Dangerous 'Ballmaxxing' Trend</li></ul>Pancho will also be answering more burning questions from you like what a single mom should do if her 7-y/o wants to watch the new documentary about Michael Jackson and whether it's a good idea to take a lie-detector test before getting married. Play along with Pancho this week to see if you're more stupid than he is at trying to play this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72120817</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72120817/s7e74.mp3" length="93355780" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1/2ba4b8d6-1155-432e-bd4f-b8581d60bce1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:54:41) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:05:17) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:26:55) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:36:04) Closing<br />
<br />
The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from Walmart. The term, "Car Ranch" is not a nickname for a used car lot, but it may not be something you want to put in your mouth either. Some residents in Philadelphia may be getting some home-spun honey right from the city's sewers. Do you have the cajones (or the stupidity) to engage in the new "trend" of ballmaxxing? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will peel back the underbelly of humanity to expose some of the most unbelievable stupidty of the week!<br /><br />In the Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Why We Can’t Pay Attention…</li><li>New Term: "Car Ranch"...and One Mother Is Horrified</li><li>Woman Cuts Open Onion from Walmart—What She Finds Inside Makes Her Gag</li><li>PA Beekeeper Works To Rescue 10,000 Bees Living In Philadelphia Sewer<br />Empty Waymo Vehicles Circle Atlanta Neighborhood Cul-De-Sac for Hours</li><li>Construction Worker ‘Catapulted’ Out of ‘Defective’ Port-a-Potty...His Sex Life Never The Same</li><li>Cleavage Is Becoming More Popular—Male—Cleavage</li><li>Men Are Inflating Their 'Family Jewels' to Grapefruit Size in Dangerous 'Ballmaxxing' Trend</li></ul>Pancho will also be answering more burning questions from you like what a single mom should do if her 7-y/o wants to watch the new documentary about Michael Jackson and whether it's a good idea to take a lie-detector test before getting married. Play along with Pancho this week to see if you're more stupid than he is at trying to play this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5835</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacterialsoftrot,ballmaxxing,carranch,catapultedfromaportapotty,maleclevage,sewerhoney,waymowanderings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8f5b8fb06e1dc9026d3a72329677ee85.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dumb and Dumber Goes To The Prom, Egg Coffee,  and A Gas Station "Karen" With Tinnitus</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew<br />
(01:13:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:36) Closing<br />
<br />
A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb &amp; Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the noise from his car because of her Tinnitus.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man Tries Scanning a Banana in Self-Checkout for a Computer Screen</li><li>New UFO Records Reveal More Sightings—Critics Say It’s A “Nothing Burger”</li><li>Mad FL Mom Kicks A Young Child at Youth Football Game</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Drive Onto a Sidewalk To Chase a Kid on a Dirt Bike</li><li>Naked FL man threatens beachgoers with drill after deck chair dispute</li><li>Should a Guy's Girlfriend Give Up the Front Seat to His Mother?</li><li>TikTok Stupidity—AGAIN: Don’t Microwave “NeeDoh” Toys! It Will Blow Up In Your Face…LITERALLY</li><li>A Woman Wants to Know If Anyone Is Actually Following the Instructions for Kraft Mac and Cheese</li><li>A 28-y/o Bronx Woman Poses as High Schooler And RE-ENROLLS</li><li>TX “Karen” Kicks Loud Corvette at Gas Station—Because She Has "Tinnitus"</li><li>AR Family Finds Homeless Man Living in Their Basement After Things Go  Missing in Home</li><li>Florida: Where You Might Find 2 Alligators Fighting—On Your Porch</li><li>FL City Commissioner Accused of Battery Over Patting Colleague on Shoulder</li><li>Frontier Airlines Plane Strikes, Kills Person Walking Along Airport Runway</li><li>Egg Coffee Is Going Viral, As Are Its Health Concerns</li><li>Worried About the Hantavirus? A Woman Goes Viral for Her "Can't Do Another Pandemic" Rant</li><li>A KY Mom Gave 22-Month-Old Son a Tattoo Because He ‘Wanted’ One</li><li>Gas Thieves In MN Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks and Stealing Fuel</li><li>WV Woman Busted For Chasing Down and Shooting at Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the Road</li><li>Tourist Sues—and Wins—A $1,100 Refund Over Resort’s “Towel Reserving” Enforcement Over Deck Chairs</li><li>High School Seniors Go Viral After They Wear Prom Outfits Inspired By "Dumb and Dumber</li></ul>And there's more stupidity in the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as this week's "winners" who receive the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72074950</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72074950/s7e73.mp3" length="83173458" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b/932bd1b2-8070-4827-99fa-ccfe3360040b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb &amp;amp; Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew<br />
(01:13:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:36) Closing<br />
<br />
A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb &amp; Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the noise from his car because of her Tinnitus.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man Tries Scanning a Banana in Self-Checkout for a Computer Screen</li><li>New UFO Records Reveal More Sightings—Critics Say It’s A “Nothing Burger”</li><li>Mad FL Mom Kicks A Young Child at Youth Football Game</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Drive Onto a Sidewalk To Chase a Kid on a Dirt Bike</li><li>Naked FL man threatens beachgoers with drill after deck chair dispute</li><li>Should a Guy's Girlfriend Give Up the Front Seat to His Mother?</li><li>TikTok Stupidity—AGAIN: Don’t Microwave “NeeDoh” Toys! It Will Blow Up In Your Face…LITERALLY</li><li>A Woman Wants to Know If Anyone Is Actually Following the Instructions for Kraft Mac and Cheese</li><li>A 28-y/o Bronx Woman Poses as High Schooler And RE-ENROLLS</li><li>TX “Karen” Kicks Loud Corvette at Gas Station—Because She Has "Tinnitus"</li><li>AR Family Finds Homeless Man Living in Their Basement After Things Go  Missing in Home</li><li>Florida: Where You Might Find 2 Alligators Fighting—On Your Porch</li><li>FL City Commissioner Accused of Battery Over Patting Colleague on Shoulder</li><li>Frontier Airlines Plane Strikes, Kills Person Walking Along Airport Runway</li><li>Egg Coffee Is Going Viral, As Are Its Health Concerns</li><li>Worried About the Hantavirus? A Woman Goes Viral for Her "Can't Do Another Pandemic" Rant</li><li>A KY Mom Gave 22-Month-Old Son a Tattoo Because He ‘Wanted’ One</li><li>Gas Thieves In MN Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks and Stealing Fuel</li><li>WV Woman Busted For Chasing Down and Shooting at Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the Road</li><li>Tourist Sues—and Wins—A $1,100 Refund Over Resort’s “Towel Reserving” Enforcement Over Deck Chairs</li><li>High School Seniors Go Viral After They Wear Prom Outfits Inspired By "Dumb and Dumber</li></ul>And there's more stupidity in the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as this week's "winners" who receive the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5199</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allligatorfights,dumbanddumberprom,eggcoffee,explodingneedoh,gasstationkaren,hantavirus,macncheese,nakedflmanstupidity,skipscanbanana,stupiddrivers,towelreservingresortfail,ufos,westvirginiachickenrage,youthfootballstupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c85d8321e8a89e34848764466d4c4dc.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Staged Assasinations, Twin Girls-Different Dads, and Blowing Up Grandma For Bomb Testing</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity<br />
(00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip<br />
(00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats<br />
(00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads<br />
(00:32:37) Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES<br />
(00:37:08) Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing<br />
(00:44:19) Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector<br />
(00:48:21) Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness<br />
(00:55:28) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:14:17) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:25:21) Closing<br />
<br />
If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late in life that he is an identical twin, which was pretty atounding. What if you found out that your twin sibling has a different DAD than you? He will tell you a tale about this phenomenon that only has occurred a couple dozen times in humanity. If Grandma has always wanted to leave this earth with a bang, one family found out that this actually happened by mistake when they thought she would just be creamated. What they found out was that parts of her were probably still floating down somewhere over Nebraska....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] About ¼ of Americans Believe Trump Assassination Attempts Were Staged</li><li>Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip</li><li>A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats</li><li>Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads</li><li>Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES</li><li>Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing</li><li>Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector</li><li>Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness</li></ul>Test your stupidity skills against Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and hear about a wild potty stop at a FL Cracker Barrel where "Mrs. Pancho" had to fish out a potty seat from poop water in the restraunt bathroom!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72025075</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72025075/s7e72.mp3" length="82976181" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d/ddb58855-85a3-4684-875c-fa00bfc96a1d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity<br />
(00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip<br />
(00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats<br />
(00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads<br />
(00:32:37) Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES<br />
(00:37:08) Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing<br />
(00:44:19) Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector<br />
(00:48:21) Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness<br />
(00:55:28) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:14:17) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:25:21) Closing<br />
<br />
If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late in life that he is an identical twin, which was pretty atounding. What if you found out that your twin sibling has a different DAD than you? He will tell you a tale about this phenomenon that only has occurred a couple dozen times in humanity. If Grandma has always wanted to leave this earth with a bang, one family found out that this actually happened by mistake when they thought she would just be creamated. What they found out was that parts of her were probably still floating down somewhere over Nebraska....<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] About ¼ of Americans Believe Trump Assassination Attempts Were Staged</li><li>Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip</li><li>A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats</li><li>Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads</li><li>Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES</li><li>Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing</li><li>Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector</li><li>Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness</li></ul>Test your stupidity skills against Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and hear about a wild potty stop at a FL Cracker Barrel where "Mrs. Pancho" had to fish out a potty seat from poop water in the restraunt bathroom!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bombtestinggrandma,botoxbungle,mindreadingbeanies,motherhoodstupidity,penispullforprostatecancer,strippingatgunpoint,twinswithdifferentdads</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3772ed2a92859b534cde1327bd8b3d5c.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Feces-ing" Fiasco, Soup For Breakfast, and "Nude Drawing" Bar Trend</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:53:00) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:07) Genius Awards<br />
(01:20:08) Closing<br />
<br />
We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal &amp; slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be replaced with bone broth and stew ...for breakfast. The tradition "trivia night" at the local pub is becomeing obsolete &amp; the new trend in bar life is drawing people naked. Try doing that after a few shots.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Teen's Perfect Prom Promposal Gets All “MORP’d” Up</li><li>A 60-Ton Animatronic Dinosaur Bursts Into Flames at KS Theme Park After Getting Struck by Lightning</li><li>A Couple Delays Flight an Hour While Arguing With Crew Over Seating</li><li>Frustrated By A 3-4-Hour Delay, Passenger Tries to Get Off The Plane—Through The EMERGENCY Door</li><li>Visitors to Six Flags in San Antonio Left Hanging in Mid-Air for About 10 Minutes After Ride Stopped Because a Guest Had Their Phone Out</li><li>FL Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" on Everything</li><li>Experts Have Joined the Debate on Which Way to Face in the Shower</li><li>Millennial Mom Slammed For Teaching Her Kids Not to Share</li><li>SOUP Over Cereal: The New Breakfast Trend</li><li>Colorado Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and Cats</li><li>Amazon Delivery Woman Caught Peeing Between 2 Vehicles Outside Customer's Home</li><li>The Takeover BEGINS: Robot Passenger Causes Flight Delay</li><li>Jimmy Kimmel Jokes About ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Being in ‘the Grave’ Days Before Hospitalization</li><li>Wedding DJ’s Loud Music Cause 140 Chickens To Die of Heart Attacks</li><li>OnlyFans Star Plans to Marry Herself—in a $20K Gown</li><li>Virginia Mayor Arrested After Showing Up Drunk to Train Derailment</li><li>Mass Brawl Breaks Out Between High School Girls at Softball Game</li><li>Homeowners’ Delivery Driver Hack Beats Google Maps</li><li>Plane Returns to Gate After GA Flier Won't Hang Up Her Phone</li><li>A 13-Ft. Crocodile Visits Zimbabwe Hotel Restaurant–Checks Kitchen Menu</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from today's headlines in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as the 7 new "winner" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71982693</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71982693/s7e71.mp3" length="77944789" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49/2bd72604-b711-495a-9830-c77008cdef49.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal &amp;amp; slurping down the "cereal milk"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:53:00) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:07:07) Genius Awards<br />
(01:20:08) Closing<br />
<br />
We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal &amp; slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be replaced with bone broth and stew ...for breakfast. The tradition "trivia night" at the local pub is becomeing obsolete &amp; the new trend in bar life is drawing people naked. Try doing that after a few shots.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Teen's Perfect Prom Promposal Gets All “MORP’d” Up</li><li>A 60-Ton Animatronic Dinosaur Bursts Into Flames at KS Theme Park After Getting Struck by Lightning</li><li>A Couple Delays Flight an Hour While Arguing With Crew Over Seating</li><li>Frustrated By A 3-4-Hour Delay, Passenger Tries to Get Off The Plane—Through The EMERGENCY Door</li><li>Visitors to Six Flags in San Antonio Left Hanging in Mid-Air for About 10 Minutes After Ride Stopped Because a Guest Had Their Phone Out</li><li>FL Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" on Everything</li><li>Experts Have Joined the Debate on Which Way to Face in the Shower</li><li>Millennial Mom Slammed For Teaching Her Kids Not to Share</li><li>SOUP Over Cereal: The New Breakfast Trend</li><li>Colorado Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and Cats</li><li>Amazon Delivery Woman Caught Peeing Between 2 Vehicles Outside Customer's Home</li><li>The Takeover BEGINS: Robot Passenger Causes Flight Delay</li><li>Jimmy Kimmel Jokes About ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Being in ‘the Grave’ Days Before Hospitalization</li><li>Wedding DJ’s Loud Music Cause 140 Chickens To Die of Heart Attacks</li><li>OnlyFans Star Plans to Marry Herself—in a $20K Gown</li><li>Virginia Mayor Arrested After Showing Up Drunk to Train Derailment</li><li>Mass Brawl Breaks Out Between High School Girls at Softball Game</li><li>Homeowners’ Delivery Driver Hack Beats Google Maps</li><li>Plane Returns to Gate After GA Flier Won't Hang Up Her Phone</li><li>A 13-Ft. Crocodile Visits Zimbabwe Hotel Restaurant–Checks Kitchen Menu</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from today's headlines in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as the 7 new "winner" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4872</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,amazonpee,crocodileinvasion,feces-ing,girlssoftballbrawl,masschickentrauma,nudedrawing,parentingstupidity,promposalfail</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1dbac2a9512e641be6b6aa64ef8d2743.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weaponized Bees, Un-Circumcising Men, and An $80k Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese Heist</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone<br />
(00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies<br />
(00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme<br />
(00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment<br />
(00:46:35) Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back<br />
(00:53:04) Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?<br />
(00:57:55) Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality<br />
(01:04:35) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:16:43) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:37:13) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:17) Closing<br />
<br />
Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make it happen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell explain the daunting task of uncircumcising yourself. Stupid criminal have come up with some pretty ingenius ways to steal money, but using Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese to steal $80-grand is the most stupid of them all.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Parents Require A 20-y/o To Sign a Contract To Keep Living at Home</li><li>CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone</li><li>Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies</li><li>Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac &amp; Cheese Scheme</li><li>Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment</li><li>Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back</li><li>Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?</li><li>Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality</li></ul>Pancho answers more burning questions about dealing with family loyalty in a family feud and planning a birthday party for your child that includes a decision on whether his best friend should be invited because the Mom can't stand the kid's mother. Play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" where we have a special "Jeopardy!"-themed bonus!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71912549</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71912549/s7e70.mp3" length="99211806" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046/37d4d05f-5476-48f0-8855-1947cf9f7046.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone<br />
(00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies<br />
(00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme<br />
(00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment<br />
(00:46:35) Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back<br />
(00:53:04) Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?<br />
(00:57:55) Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality<br />
(01:04:35) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:16:43) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:37:13) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:17) Closing<br />
<br />
Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make it happen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell explain the daunting task of uncircumcising yourself. Stupid criminal have come up with some pretty ingenius ways to steal money, but using Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese to steal $80-grand is the most stupid of them all.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Parents Require A 20-y/o To Sign a Contract To Keep Living at Home</li><li>CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone</li><li>Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies</li><li>Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac &amp; Cheese Scheme</li><li>Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment</li><li>Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back</li><li>Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?</li><li>Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality</li></ul>Pancho answers more burning questions about dealing with family loyalty in a family feud and planning a birthday party for your child that includes a decision on whether his best friend should be invited because the Mom can't stand the kid's mother. Play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" where we have a special "Jeopardy!"-themed bonus!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6201</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>circumcisionreversal,fartsalad,macncheese,ozempicpenis,psychobird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3cd9318f840739b97094e6c706e6852b.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Arson Suspect With Burnt Eyebrows, A $700 Sleeping "Pod", and Finnish Funny Business In The Sky</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:05) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:44) Genius Awards<br />
(01:14:58) Closing<br />
<br />
What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of humor like a middle school boy? They put it on display for all of the airline world to see! <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Arson Suspect Shows Up To Police Interview With Burnt Eyebrows</li><li>"Twerking" Substitute Teacher Considered Herself a "Million-Dollar Prostitute"</li><li>Hindu Temple Requires Visitors To Drink Cow Urine Before Entry</li><li>Papa John's Customer Fuming over Tipping Reminder on Their Pizza Box</li><li>A Man Was Arrested for Selling a "Fake" Rolex...That Turned Out to Be Real</li><li>Would You Rent—For $700 a Month—A Sleeping Pod?</li><li>OR Woman Claims She Found Glove, Possible Finger Tip in Bottle of Orange Juice</li><li>FL Teens Arrested After Joy-Riding Lawnmower Through Target Store</li><li>FL Woman “Farding” In Her Car Was So Distracted She Didn’t Notice the Police Car Next to Her</li><li>FL Police Investigate Video of Officer Allegedly Racing Driver In a MARKED Patrol Car</li><li>FL A Woman Got So Hammered She Zonked Out in a Tesla</li><li>Table at Restaurant Sends Steak Back So Many Times They Get Cut Off</li><li>Pilots Were Taking Selfies Before Mid-Air Collision Involving 2 Fighter Jets</li><li>Finnish Air Force Pilots Disciplined For Drawing Penises In The Sky</li><li>Indiana Woman Discovers Identical Doppelgänger At DMV License Renewal</li><li>WHATABRAWL—Massive Viral Brawl Breaks Out at TX Whataburger!</li><li>Public Urination Flows 50% More In New York City</li><li>CA Dentist Sentenced For Sexual Assault Over 10-yr. Period—Given To A Man Named, Weidong Wang</li><li>How Many Times a Week Men Should Be Getting Their Morning "Wood"</li><li>A Democrat State Senator in VA Says He Knows All About Rural America Because He Watched "Dukes of Hazzard"</li><li>Missouri Man Busted For Dancing Naked at A Grocery Store</li></ul>All of the latest stupid current events are covered in the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and all of the "winners" in stupendous stupidity await in our weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71881002</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71881002/s7e69.mp3" length="72978304" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b/836a10ab-3ae2-4dc4-9b7a-adf013785a8b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:52:05) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:05:44) Genius Awards<br />
(01:14:58) Closing<br />
<br />
What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of humor like a middle school boy? They put it on display for all of the airline world to see! <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Arson Suspect Shows Up To Police Interview With Burnt Eyebrows</li><li>"Twerking" Substitute Teacher Considered Herself a "Million-Dollar Prostitute"</li><li>Hindu Temple Requires Visitors To Drink Cow Urine Before Entry</li><li>Papa John's Customer Fuming over Tipping Reminder on Their Pizza Box</li><li>A Man Was Arrested for Selling a "Fake" Rolex...That Turned Out to Be Real</li><li>Would You Rent—For $700 a Month—A Sleeping Pod?</li><li>OR Woman Claims She Found Glove, Possible Finger Tip in Bottle of Orange Juice</li><li>FL Teens Arrested After Joy-Riding Lawnmower Through Target Store</li><li>FL Woman “Farding” In Her Car Was So Distracted She Didn’t Notice the Police Car Next to Her</li><li>FL Police Investigate Video of Officer Allegedly Racing Driver In a MARKED Patrol Car</li><li>FL A Woman Got So Hammered She Zonked Out in a Tesla</li><li>Table at Restaurant Sends Steak Back So Many Times They Get Cut Off</li><li>Pilots Were Taking Selfies Before Mid-Air Collision Involving 2 Fighter Jets</li><li>Finnish Air Force Pilots Disciplined For Drawing Penises In The Sky</li><li>Indiana Woman Discovers Identical Doppelgänger At DMV License Renewal</li><li>WHATABRAWL—Massive Viral Brawl Breaks Out at TX Whataburger!</li><li>Public Urination Flows 50% More In New York City</li><li>CA Dentist Sentenced For Sexual Assault Over 10-yr. Period—Given To A Man Named, Weidong Wang</li><li>How Many Times a Week Men Should Be Getting Their Morning "Wood"</li><li>A Democrat State Senator in VA Says He Knows All About Rural America Because He Watched "Dukes of Hazzard"</li><li>Missouri Man Busted For Dancing Naked at A Grocery Store</li></ul>All of the latest stupid current events are covered in the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and all of the "winners" in stupendous stupidity await in our weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4562</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cowurinedrink,dancingnaked,fardinginyourcar,hammeredinatesla,morningwood,nycpee,penisinthesky,ruralamerica,sleepingpods,twerkingteacher,weidongwang,whatabrawl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/90523514360095b2e6ecaa0688df8c63.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lift Truck Trouble, Roadkill Restaurant, and Fondling A Sea God Statue</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero)<br />
(00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity<br />
(00:37:50) Ask A Caller<br />
(00:44:08) Closing<br />
<br />
If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027</li><li>Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever Done</li><li>Family Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From Grief</li><li>FL Woman Didn’t See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER It</li><li>Teen Girl Fires Cop’s Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming Center</li><li>Roadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In Louisiana</li><li>NY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” Bread</li><li>Woman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its Penis</li></ul>I'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the <i>Weekend Round-Up</i> with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71796924</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71796924/s7e68.mp3" length="43396283" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc/499a84fd-7980-4ba8-8566-9c80e48730dc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero)<br />
(00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity<br />
(00:37:50) Ask A Caller<br />
(00:44:08) Closing<br />
<br />
If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027</li><li>Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever Done</li><li>Family Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From Grief</li><li>FL Woman Didn’t See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER It</li><li>Teen Girl Fires Cop’s Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming Center</li><li>Roadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In Louisiana</li><li>NY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” Bread</li><li>Woman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its Penis</li></ul>I'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the <i>Weekend Round-Up</i> with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2713</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allergies,bankofmomanddad,breakfastcerealtoys,cloningthedeadwithai,lifttruckmountslamborghini,michael,neptunefountainpenis,roadkillrestaurant,seasalt,spanking,studentssaystupidthings,xratedbread</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ffda2ecb5c2f36575217c979ea605884.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>GenZ Virtual Coffee Breaks, Urine Fertilizer, and Beef Breakfast Cereal</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:55:13) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:13:09) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:39) Closing<br />
<br />
Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's BEEF--it's what's for breakfast..with milk...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Burglary Call In Washington State Turned Out to Be a ‘Crisis of Bowels'</li><li>Don't Like Needles? What If You Could Get a Shot by Drinking a Beer?</li><li>Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divides Social Media</li><li>Guy Who’s Paid to Drink 10 Pints a Day Bought a House from His Boozing</li><li>Your PEE Could Help Fertilize The World</li><li>Protein PowerUP: Meaties Beef Cereal</li><li>Troopers Catch Guy Who Kept Tally of Times He Escaped Cops</li><li>Amazon Delivery Drones Involve a 10-Ft. Drop, so Do Items Break?</li><li>Getting “Pickled”—Literally? Pabst Blue Ribbon and Grillo's Pickles Launch Limited-Edition Pickle Beer</li><li>Pilots Caught Meowing and Barking On An Emergency Aviation Frequency</li><li>Pay What You Owe...Or Dumpster Company Will Dump Mounds of Trash In Your Driveway</li><li>Aussie Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Creates A Google Application Form—260 Men Respond</li><li>FL City Mayor Flunks Drug Test While on Probation For Drunk Driving</li><li>Gen Z Workers Want 'Virtual Coffee Breaks' and Zoom Gossip Sessions to Make Their Work From Home Experience Better</li><li>GA Lawmaker Wore Blackface to Be Kanye West Next to His Wife as Kim Kardashian</li><li>YouTube Ragebaiter Kisses Statue in South Korea—Ends Up In JAIL</li><li>3 Hits, 20 Runs, and 0 Dignity: MD College Team Invents “Self-Serve Baseball”</li><li>Pleasure Trip? Creepy FL Man Caught Driving Around With His “Joy Stick”</li><li>Forget Politics Or Used Cars: Now You Could Get Rich Selling S#!t—IF You’re Healthy Enough</li><li>Chinese Man Spends 8 YEARS with Metal Chopstick Stuck in His Throat</li><li>FL Man Forced His Girlfriend Into The Trunk Of His Car Because She Didn't Want To Be Around Him</li></ul>More stupidity coming at you from the latest headlines in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and more "geniuses" ...including a infamous late night talk show bully in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71716113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71716113/s7e67.mp3" length="83251199" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c/5eb9126f-23bc-4d94-a68d-07bd3811f67c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:55:13) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:13:09) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:39) Closing<br />
<br />
Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's BEEF--it's what's for breakfast..with milk...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Burglary Call In Washington State Turned Out to Be a ‘Crisis of Bowels'</li><li>Don't Like Needles? What If You Could Get a Shot by Drinking a Beer?</li><li>Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divides Social Media</li><li>Guy Who’s Paid to Drink 10 Pints a Day Bought a House from His Boozing</li><li>Your PEE Could Help Fertilize The World</li><li>Protein PowerUP: Meaties Beef Cereal</li><li>Troopers Catch Guy Who Kept Tally of Times He Escaped Cops</li><li>Amazon Delivery Drones Involve a 10-Ft. Drop, so Do Items Break?</li><li>Getting “Pickled”—Literally? Pabst Blue Ribbon and Grillo's Pickles Launch Limited-Edition Pickle Beer</li><li>Pilots Caught Meowing and Barking On An Emergency Aviation Frequency</li><li>Pay What You Owe...Or Dumpster Company Will Dump Mounds of Trash In Your Driveway</li><li>Aussie Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Creates A Google Application Form—260 Men Respond</li><li>FL City Mayor Flunks Drug Test While on Probation For Drunk Driving</li><li>Gen Z Workers Want 'Virtual Coffee Breaks' and Zoom Gossip Sessions to Make Their Work From Home Experience Better</li><li>GA Lawmaker Wore Blackface to Be Kanye West Next to His Wife as Kim Kardashian</li><li>YouTube Ragebaiter Kisses Statue in South Korea—Ends Up In JAIL</li><li>3 Hits, 20 Runs, and 0 Dignity: MD College Team Invents “Self-Serve Baseball”</li><li>Pleasure Trip? Creepy FL Man Caught Driving Around With His “Joy Stick”</li><li>Forget Politics Or Used Cars: Now You Could Get Rich Selling S#!t—IF You’re Healthy Enough</li><li>Chinese Man Spends 8 YEARS with Metal Chopstick Stuck in His Throat</li><li>FL Man Forced His Girlfriend Into The Trunk Of His Car Because She Didn't Want To Be Around Him</li></ul>More stupidity coming at you from the latest headlines in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and more "geniuses" ...including a infamous late night talk show bully in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badnewsbaseball,beefcereal,blackface,bowelblowout,chopsticks,genz,jimmykimmel,meowingpilots,picklebeer,pickleoreos,sellingpoo,statuemolestation,vaccinebeer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3d08416536ce0160fc8e6ea813465a9f.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Backseat Car Potty, Hiding Drugs From Butt To Mouth, and Airbnb Sex Dungeons</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It<br />
(00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check<br />
(00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky<br />
(00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?<br />
(00:33:22) Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"<br />
(00:38:00) Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate<br />
(00:41:15) Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after<br />
(00:44:51) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:05) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:26:04) Closing<br />
<br />
These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum &amp; popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea just a bit over the top...or maybe under your bottom...with back seat toilets for your car. Next time you &amp; your significant other want to spice things up when on vacation to FL, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a travel tip for you: Try the latest Airbnb option...with chains and leather. <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Disney World Ticket Prices Set to Rise in 2027: "People Keep Going"</li><li>Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It</li><li>A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check</li><li>Air-Beat &amp; Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky</li><li>Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?</li><li>Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"</li><li>Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate</li><li>Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after</li></ul>Pancho dives in head-first in answering a couple of questions like the proper age for a 16-y/o daughter to start dating and how far is "too far" when a co-worker is super chatty with your wife? Pancho takes on another round of the <i>Insane Game Show</i>, so see if you can match his skill!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71621014</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 14:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71621014/s7e66.mp3" length="83657455" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7/6eb55225-5ee9-45fe-ab53-0a4e2d2ea1f7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum &amp;amp; popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It<br />
(00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check<br />
(00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky<br />
(00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?<br />
(00:33:22) Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"<br />
(00:38:00) Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate<br />
(00:41:15) Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after<br />
(00:44:51) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:05) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:26:04) Closing<br />
<br />
These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum &amp; popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea just a bit over the top...or maybe under your bottom...with back seat toilets for your car. Next time you &amp; your significant other want to spice things up when on vacation to FL, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a travel tip for you: Try the latest Airbnb option...with chains and leather. <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Disney World Ticket Prices Set to Rise in 2027: "People Keep Going"</li><li>Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It</li><li>A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check</li><li>Air-Beat &amp; Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky</li><li>Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?</li><li>Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"</li><li>Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate</li><li>Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after</li></ul>Pancho dives in head-first in answering a couple of questions like the proper age for a 16-y/o daughter to start dating and how far is "too far" when a co-worker is super chatty with your wife? Pancho takes on another round of the <i>Insane Game Show</i>, so see if you can match his skill!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5229</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aijesus,airportstupidity,carpotty,deerattack,grandmagamer,prisonstupidity,sexdungeonairbnb</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d6c25f852bdcfdc294d37256035cd9f2.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Parakeet Submarine, Dancing Naked In A Hardhat, and Sugar On Your Hemorrhoids</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:50:16) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:04:46) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:38) Closing<br />
<br />
A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee Cases</li><li>Man Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"</li><li>Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her Birthday</li><li>Unsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety Barrier</li><li>Stupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a Child</li><li>Hunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage Fight</li><li>Half Of A Colorado Sheriff’s Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal Charges</li><li>Goin’ Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINE</li><li>People Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTok</li><li>FL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway Sandwich</li><li>Florida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car Roof</li><li>A Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a Wawa</li><li>NY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FL</li><li>Elon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot Dog</li><li>Sailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy Drink</li><li>Lee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—Drunk</li><li>FL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real Life</li><li>Nantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-Air</li><li>PA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain Guests</li><li>PA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His Job</li><li>TikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?</li></ul>You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71533116</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71533116/s7e65.mp3" length="79377135" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405/e7deb7a4-ae92-43c2-a223-5566ab2d4405.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:50:16) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:04:46) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:38) Closing<br />
<br />
A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee Cases</li><li>Man Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"</li><li>Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her Birthday</li><li>Unsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety Barrier</li><li>Stupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a Child</li><li>Hunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage Fight</li><li>Half Of A Colorado Sheriff’s Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal Charges</li><li>Goin’ Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINE</li><li>People Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTok</li><li>FL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway Sandwich</li><li>Florida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car Roof</li><li>A Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a Wawa</li><li>NY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FL</li><li>Elon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot Dog</li><li>Sailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy Drink</li><li>Lee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—Drunk</li><li>FL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real Life</li><li>Nantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-Air</li><li>PA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain Guests</li><li>PA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His Job</li><li>TikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?</li></ul>You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>eatingclaypots,energydrinkrat,froggers,hemorrhoids,hunterbiden,muskrobotdog,parakeetsub,pipebomb</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d217559df1e35d008744d0db1dae7210.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sheriff Swiping In A Stand-Off, Human Skull Found In Easter Egg Hunt, and Sneezing Out Maggots</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species<br />
(00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff<br />
(00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves<br />
(00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE<br />
(00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt<br />
(00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland<br />
(00:56:24) Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE<br />
(01:01:08) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:15:14) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:33:19) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:35) Closing<br />
<br />
Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the <i>Insane Game Show</i> started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer <b>Magdalen Rose</b> Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too Heavy</li><li>A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species</li><li>(Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff</li><li>Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves</li><li>Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE</li><li>Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt</li><li>Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland</li><li>Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE</li></ul>In this week's <i>Ask Pancho</i> segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom &amp; a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you're stupidity matches his!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71422703</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71422703/s7e64.mp3" length="99492674" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1/8cbe3370-1dbf-432f-933e-3670fc8f2af1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species<br />
(00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff<br />
(00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves<br />
(00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE<br />
(00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt<br />
(00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland<br />
(00:56:24) Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE<br />
(01:01:08) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:15:14) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:33:19) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:35) Closing<br />
<br />
Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the <i>Insane Game Show</i> started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer <b>Magdalen Rose</b> Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too Heavy</li><li>A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species</li><li>(Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff</li><li>Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves</li><li>Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE</li><li>Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt</li><li>Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland</li><li>Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE</li></ul>In this week's <i>Ask Pancho</i> segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom &amp; a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you're stupidity matches his!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6219</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietybags,disneylandsmuggling,easterstupidity,judgmentalchristians,maggots,newhumanspecies,policestupidity,roachcoat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ab562bbc7f57a9bc632f3dd85e46cb79.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Manual Typewrites To Fight AI, School Bus Driver's Bathroom Break ON THE BUS, and A West VA Chicken Coop Dispute</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:05:41) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:20:07) Genius Awards<br />
(01:32:47) Closing<br />
<br />
A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”</li><li>FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of Cocaine</li><li>Prof Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-Writing</li><li>Parenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums Instantly</li><li>A 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on Board</li><li>Relief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA’s $30 Million Artemis II Toilet</li><li>A Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)</li><li>CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More Digits</li><li>Airport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?</li><li>Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive Thru</li><li>FL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate Uniform</li><li>West Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a Dispute</li><li>School Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His Underwear</li><li>FL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying Baby</li><li>Win A House With Liquid Death Running Through The Faucets</li><li>Dynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??</li><li>People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli’s Property—Fence Erected As Last Resort</li><li>Man With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer</li><li>(One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?</li><li>Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church Event</li><li>Washington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With Toothbrush</li></ul>Stay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>insane Week In</i> Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71328322</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71328322/s7e63.mp3" length="90085667" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769/22b5eb2b-6f9f-4f6b-8160-13e35d2f9769.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:05:41) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:20:07) Genius Awards<br />
(01:32:47) Closing<br />
<br />
A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”</li><li>FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of Cocaine</li><li>Prof Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-Writing</li><li>Parenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums Instantly</li><li>A 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on Board</li><li>Relief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA’s $30 Million Artemis II Toilet</li><li>A Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)</li><li>CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More Digits</li><li>Airport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?</li><li>Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive Thru</li><li>FL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate Uniform</li><li>West Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a Dispute</li><li>School Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His Underwear</li><li>FL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying Baby</li><li>Win A House With Liquid Death Running Through The Faucets</li><li>Dynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??</li><li>People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli’s Property—Fence Erected As Last Resort</li><li>Man With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer</li><li>(One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?</li><li>Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church Event</li><li>Washington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With Toothbrush</li></ul>Stay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>insane Week In</i> Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5631</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,chickencoop,drugbuststupidity,farts,jessica,kristinoem,liquiddeath,nasatoilet,schoolbusdriver,sidewalkpooping,waymo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/14b7ea90408a9b9baceb844357b87cac.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>X-Rated "Care Packages" For The Troops, Gen Z Napping and Crying At Lunch Break, and Rib Remodeling</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places<br />
(00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park<br />
(00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'<br />
(00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese<br />
(00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief<br />
(00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting<br />
(00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem<br />
(00:58:14) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:06:53) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:24:15) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:30:36) Closing<br />
<br />
Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs &amp; inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's Intelligence</li><li>Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places</li><li>NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park</li><li>New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'</li><li>(SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese</li><li>X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief</li><li>School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting<br />Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem</li></ul>We've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our <i>Insane Game Show</i> to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71218425</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71218425/s7e62.mp3" length="88004648" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a/46ac2ac6-8220-4076-8f88-b9b29e809e3a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places<br />
(00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park<br />
(00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'<br />
(00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese<br />
(00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief<br />
(00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting<br />
(00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem<br />
(00:58:14) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:06:53) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:24:15) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:30:36) Closing<br />
<br />
Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs &amp; inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's Intelligence</li><li>Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places</li><li>NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park</li><li>New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'</li><li>(SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese</li><li>X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief</li><li>School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting<br />Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem</li></ul>We've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our <i>Insane Game Show</i> to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5501</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amusementridesmackdown,genzlunchbreaks,ribremodeling,schoolboardmemberhotseat,sperminspace,tattoorip,xratedcarepackages</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05a3531cf8dfe3263564d525ca2bed23.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pig Semen Eye Drops, Sperm Deteriation Prevention, and A 24-ft. Potty Chair Portal</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:56:35) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:09:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:21) Closing<br />
<br />
If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In Pennsylvania</li><li>A Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer Treatment</li><li>If You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light Fertilizer</li><li>COP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on Duty</li><li>Is Barbie a Drug Mule Now?</li><li>PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'</li><li>Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of Cheesesteaks</li><li>Finnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His Nipples</li><li>A Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash</li><li>Airline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEY</li><li>Plane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During Takeoff</li><li>Pants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In Wisconsin</li><li>Drunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board Planes</li><li>Man Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A Cop</li><li>Tiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’</li><li>Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm Deteriation</li><li>The Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your Coffee</li><li>CA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving Tesla</li><li>Teen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them Himself</li><li>Indiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On Chase</li><li>FL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His Backyard</li></ul>Stay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71166647</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71166647/s7e61.mp3" length="82954030" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a/391b83d6-da1f-4cd8-b5a3-0e050704e53a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:56:35) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:09:34) Genius Awards<br />
(01:25:21) Closing<br />
<br />
If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In Pennsylvania</li><li>A Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer Treatment</li><li>If You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light Fertilizer</li><li>COP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on Duty</li><li>Is Barbie a Drug Mule Now?</li><li>PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'</li><li>Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of Cheesesteaks</li><li>Finnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His Nipples</li><li>A Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash</li><li>Airline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEY</li><li>Plane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During Takeoff</li><li>Pants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In Wisconsin</li><li>Drunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board Planes</li><li>Man Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A Cop</li><li>Tiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’</li><li>Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm Deteriation</li><li>The Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your Coffee</li><li>CA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving Tesla</li><li>Teen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them Himself</li><li>Indiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On Chase</li><li>FL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His Backyard</li></ul>Stay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5185</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airportstupidity,beerruncrash,corpseonaplane,drugmulebarbie,drunkinatesla,hohochair,jesseventura,loosekagarooinwisconsin,nattylightlawncare,nipplepower,potholestupidity,spermdeteriation,tigerwoods,yogurtcoffee</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5fa29a49ab18d46ce0385b2c0e0a4dfb.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>McDonald's Headphone Hacker, Easter Bunny Sexual Assault, and A Tangled Twin Daddy Tale</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers<br />
(00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response<br />
(00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car<br />
(00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car<br />
(00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny<br />
(00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have<br />
(00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby<br />
(00:57:39) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:57) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:25:51) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:33:24) Closing<br />
<br />
Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It’s Not What Adults Think)</li><li>McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers</li><li>FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response</li><li>Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car</li><li>Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car</li><li>Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny</li><li>FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have</li><li>Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby</li></ul>You got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom &amp; Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71091028</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71091028/s7e60.mp3" length="90684185" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec/feecfa91-f9a4-41aa-84a0-6f07453802ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers<br />
(00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response<br />
(00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car<br />
(00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car<br />
(00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny<br />
(00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have<br />
(00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby<br />
(00:57:39) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:07:57) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:25:51) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:33:24) Closing<br />
<br />
Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other...<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It’s Not What Adults Think)</li><li>McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers</li><li>FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response</li><li>Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car</li><li>Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car</li><li>Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny</li><li>FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have</li><li>Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby</li></ul>You got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom &amp; Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5668</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>courtroomstupidity,easterbunnyassault,floridamissleman,hijackedheadphonehack,kidsplay,tipshaming,trafficstopstupidity,twindaddy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/331069a3bbd388f24389280d192f967a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hospital Squatter, Flaming Fast Food Truck, McDonald's Robot Employees</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:15:07) insane Week In Review<br />
(01:26:50) Genius Awards<br />
(01:37:10) Closing<br />
<br />
You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting Someone</li><li>FL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on Paddleboards</li><li>Discharged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE Months</li><li>Gen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist Agrees</li><li>Man In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The Road</li><li>North Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a Marathon</li><li>Man Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605</li><li>Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days’ Off Work to Reconnect With Nature</li><li>Why Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?</li><li>Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income Tax</li><li>Live Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport Store</li><li>A Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being Arrested</li><li>Mom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She Gambled</li><li>FL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of Car</li><li>McDonald’s Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in Uniform</li><li>CREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are Spreading</li><li>Maintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's Sink</li><li>Grandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her Roof</li><li>People Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin Foil</li><li>Politics Makes Us More Stupid</li><li>Missouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly Mammoth</li></ul>Catch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71031486</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71031486/s7e59.mp3" length="94262333" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca/222d2ac0-fa0b-42b6-8875-09ba598fecca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:15:07) insane Week In Review<br />
(01:26:50) Genius Awards<br />
(01:37:10) Closing<br />
<br />
You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting Someone</li><li>FL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on Paddleboards</li><li>Discharged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE Months</li><li>Gen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist Agrees</li><li>Man In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The Road</li><li>North Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a Marathon</li><li>Man Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605</li><li>Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days’ Off Work to Reconnect With Nature</li><li>Why Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?</li><li>Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income Tax</li><li>Live Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport Store</li><li>A Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being Arrested</li><li>Mom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She Gambled</li><li>FL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of Car</li><li>McDonald’s Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in Uniform</li><li>CREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are Spreading</li><li>Maintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's Sink</li><li>Grandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her Roof</li><li>People Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin Foil</li><li>Politics Makes Us More Stupid</li><li>Missouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly Mammoth</li></ul>Catch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5892</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fartingmen,flamingfoodtruck,greendaysatwork,hospitalsquatter,jorospiders,kitchensinkurinal,possumplayingpossum,stupidpoliticaltalk,woolymammoth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/33cbdb36859dc4f29fee53c0d52f8f9b.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unmodest "Urfa Man", An "AirPee-n-Pee", and A FEMA Official Teleports To Waffle House</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back<br />
(00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage<br />
(00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept<br />
(00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show<br />
(00:41:06) High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House<br />
(00:46:35) Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD<br />
(00:52:59) Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis<br />
(01:01:06) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:18:30) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:36:03) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:45:04) Closing<br />
<br />
Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos of herself urinating all through an AirB&amp;B for the sole purpose of putting them online to make money on adult websites? And who would have imagined a government official in charge of emergency management teleporting to a Waffle House? You don't have to imagine...they're all apparently very real and very stupid on this episode!<br /><br />On This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] 66% of Adults Say They Deserve an Easter Basket Just as Much as Children Do</li><li>Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back</li><li>AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage</li><li>Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept</li><li>Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show</li><li>High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House</li><li>Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD</li><li>Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis</li></ul>More relationship questions are given to "Pancho" to answer with his sage wisdom on matters such as how a husband responds to his wife's supposed "ultimatum" to lose weight or she's leaving and if a boyfriend should take back his girlfriend, who wants to re-establish their relationship after she broke up with him because she needed to date other people. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you are more stupid than he is with our <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70938187</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70938187/s7e58.mp3" length="101882565" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0/03a64219-0ff1-4737-9430-9d0812ed3ed0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back<br />
(00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage<br />
(00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept<br />
(00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show<br />
(00:41:06) High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House<br />
(00:46:35) Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD<br />
(00:52:59) Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis<br />
(01:01:06) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:18:30) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:36:03) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:45:04) Closing<br />
<br />
Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos of herself urinating all through an AirB&amp;B for the sole purpose of putting them online to make money on adult websites? And who would have imagined a government official in charge of emergency management teleporting to a Waffle House? You don't have to imagine...they're all apparently very real and very stupid on this episode!<br /><br />On This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] 66% of Adults Say They Deserve an Easter Basket Just as Much as Children Do</li><li>Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back</li><li>AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage</li><li>Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept</li><li>Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show</li><li>High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House</li><li>Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD</li><li>Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis</li></ul>More relationship questions are given to "Pancho" to answer with his sage wisdom on matters such as how a husband responds to his wife's supposed "ultimatum" to lose weight or she's leaving and if a boyfriend should take back his girlfriend, who wants to re-establish their relationship after she broke up with him because she needed to date other people. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you are more stupid than he is with our <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6368</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airb&amp;bpee,femateleporting,flamingpoodle,quadroplegicmurderer,toesucker,urfaman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/25f80628ef54d637f80017a1f6fd5493.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Snake Yoga, Lost And Found Stupidity, and A Septic Tank Heist</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:12:54) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:25:15) Genius Awards<br />
(01:39:11) Closing<br />
<br />
Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not want to take it home. The phrase, "if it's free, it's for me" certainly applied to one ambitious man who rented a U-Haul truck soley for the purpose of "taking" a septic tank from a construction site. <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Criminal Pays Bail, Tells Judge, "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny Money</li><li>People Are Doing Snake Yoga Now</li><li>Episcopal Priest in PA Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball Cards</li><li>Runners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their Runs</li><li>FL Man Arrested After Stealing More Than $500K Worth of ‘Taters and Onions</li><li>L.A. Metro Shares Odd Items Left Behind On Buses—Including A Prosthetic Leg, A Surfboard, and A 55” TV</li><li>McDonald's Customer Found a Worm in Their Filet-O-Fish...and That's a Good Thing</li><li>Debate: A.I. Tells America That We're Wearing Earbuds Upside Down</li><li>Too Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your Health</li><li>Reporter Explains Bear Encounters on Live TV—Encounters A LIVE BEAR</li><li>FL Man Steals Septic Tank From Construction Site—It Took “#2 Effort”</li><li>Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Deaf—But Frontier Tells a Different Story</li><li>'Chinamaxxing' is a Thing For Gen Z</li><li>FL Woman Explained Why Her Boyfriend Only Communicated With Her via WhatsApp: “He Had Moved Overseas—To Connecticut”</li><li>Elementary Teaching Assistant Misplaces Baggie of Cocaine Inside the School Nurse’s Office Bathroom</li><li>What Could Go Wrong? Data Centers Are Being Guarded by Robot Dogs</li><li>Kitty Cat's Intestinal Blockage: 26 Swallowed Hair Ties</li><li>MN Senate Candidate Convicted of Tossing Live Tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone’-Inspired Harassment Campaign</li><li>Spring Break Stupidity: Shirtless Man Twerks On Top Of a Jeep As It Drove Down The Freeway</li><li>A “Handy” Heist—$250,000 of SEX TOYS Stolen From Freight Train</li><li>PA Man Arrested For Allegedly Feeding Pot And Booze To His Pet Parakeet</li></ul>And catch up with the latest stupidity in current event with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet another fabulous 7 "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70859970</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70859970/s7e57.mp3" length="96241788" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:12:54) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:25:15) Genius Awards<br />
(01:39:11) Closing<br />
<br />
Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not want to take it home. The phrase, "if it's free, it's for me" certainly applied to one ambitious man who rented a U-Haul truck soley for the purpose of "taking" a septic tank from a construction site. <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Criminal Pays Bail, Tells Judge, "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny Money</li><li>People Are Doing Snake Yoga Now</li><li>Episcopal Priest in PA Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball Cards</li><li>Runners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their Runs</li><li>FL Man Arrested After Stealing More Than $500K Worth of ‘Taters and Onions</li><li>L.A. Metro Shares Odd Items Left Behind On Buses—Including A Prosthetic Leg, A Surfboard, and A 55” TV</li><li>McDonald's Customer Found a Worm in Their Filet-O-Fish...and That's a Good Thing</li><li>Debate: A.I. Tells America That We're Wearing Earbuds Upside Down</li><li>Too Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your Health</li><li>Reporter Explains Bear Encounters on Live TV—Encounters A LIVE BEAR</li><li>FL Man Steals Septic Tank From Construction Site—It Took “#2 Effort”</li><li>Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Deaf—But Frontier Tells a Different Story</li><li>'Chinamaxxing' is a Thing For Gen Z</li><li>FL Woman Explained Why Her Boyfriend Only Communicated With Her via WhatsApp: “He Had Moved Overseas—To Connecticut”</li><li>Elementary Teaching Assistant Misplaces Baggie of Cocaine Inside the School Nurse’s Office Bathroom</li><li>What Could Go Wrong? Data Centers Are Being Guarded by Robot Dogs</li><li>Kitty Cat's Intestinal Blockage: 26 Swallowed Hair Ties</li><li>MN Senate Candidate Convicted of Tossing Live Tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone’-Inspired Harassment Campaign</li><li>Spring Break Stupidity: Shirtless Man Twerks On Top Of a Jeep As It Drove Down The Freeway</li><li>A “Handy” Heist—$250,000 of SEX TOYS Stolen From Freight Train</li><li>PA Man Arrested For Allegedly Feeding Pot And Booze To His Pet Parakeet</li></ul>And catch up with the latest stupidity in current event with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet another fabulous 7 "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6016</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chinamaxxxxing,churningbutterrunning,cokedupteacher,frequentfarting,robotdogs,septictanktheft,sextoyheist,snakeyoga,twerkingonajeep</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b882726026e1450df3338f48d0f3dadb.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Milkman ToyBoy For Cougars, Name Your Manhood, Tow Your Car With Your Manhood</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”<br />
(00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway<br />
(00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy<br />
(00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal<br />
(00:42:30) UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer<br />
(00:52:10) Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk<br />
(00:56:14) Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood<br />
(01:03:49) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:18:28) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:32:24) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:38:17) Closing<br />
<br />
Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in the name of penile cancer awareness. English women over 50 have the hots for their milkman and he's not sure what to do about it. The stupidity isn't just limited to the UK. There's plenty more here in the USA and my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will spell it out for you!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] It's "Insulting"!...Using AI to Verify Human Advice Could Damage Your Professional Relationships</li><li>Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”</li><li>Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway</li><li>A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy</li><li>Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal</li><li>UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer</li><li>Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk</li><li>Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood</li></ul>Pancho responds to questions about whether to marry someone when you don't really love theri family and should married couples have friends of the opposite sex. Then you can match up against "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70786706</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70786706/s7e56.mp3" length="95389987" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2/754e5c49-44ae-4c66-9260-5c1b23874ad2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”<br />
(00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway<br />
(00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy<br />
(00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal<br />
(00:42:30) UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer<br />
(00:52:10) Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk<br />
(00:56:14) Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood<br />
(01:03:49) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:18:28) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:32:24) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:38:17) Closing<br />
<br />
Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in the name of penile cancer awareness. English women over 50 have the hots for their milkman and he's not sure what to do about it. The stupidity isn't just limited to the UK. There's plenty more here in the USA and my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will spell it out for you!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] It's "Insulting"!...Using AI to Verify Human Advice Could Damage Your Professional Relationships</li><li>Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”</li><li>Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway</li><li>A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy</li><li>Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal</li><li>UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer</li><li>Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk</li><li>Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood</li></ul>Pancho responds to questions about whether to marry someone when you don't really love theri family and should married couples have friends of the opposite sex. Then you can match up against "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asleepinatesla,camelbeautypagentscandal,milkmantoyboy,parasitecleansers,peckerchecker,penileenhancements,towedbyjunk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2d9b25f0b56585ecfa3dd813c3504fd0.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pet Boa On The Loose, Wild Hogs On The Loose, and 'Coon-Squatting In Ohio!</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:00:58) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:10:29) Genius Awards<br />
(01:22:49) Closing<br />
<br />
Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City of Brotherly Love, one small mac-n-cheese kiosk was over-run by 600 tubs of onion dip. One California man was auditioning for a cartoon character trying to outrun the cops by driving down railroad track...smack into a moving locomotive. You can't make some of ths stuff up.<br /><br />In the Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Pet Boa Escapes Home While Owner's Wife Was Going Into Labor</li><li>Man Busted Carrying Cocaine Branded “Codename: Kids Next Door”</li><li>UT Woman Charged After Allegedly Serving UP Alcohol At Children’s Birthday Party</li><li>Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — It’s ‘Titanic’ Class Service</li><li>(Brilliant) Girl Scout Troop Sells Cookies at Weed Dispensary</li><li>Woman Drives Out-of-State to Ex-Boyfriend's Home and Chases Him With Her Car</li><li>JERK of a Tourist Arrested for Stealing a Flamingo from Vegas Hotel, Taking Selfies While ‘Choking’ It</li><li>Unlicensed Dentist Saw Patients in a TX Apartment</li><li>FL Man Charged With DUI After Wife Falls From Golf Cart</li><li>Drinking Hot Water Is Now TikTok's Latest Health Trend</li><li>OH Woman Terrorized by Raccoons After Moving Into Her Apartment</li><li>Bugs Will NOT Be For Dinner Anytime Soon</li><li>People With the Least Political Knowledge Tend to Be the Most Stupidly Overconfident in Their Grasp of Facts</li><li>FL Man Caught Drinking Homeowner’s Liquor While On Home’s Sale Tour</li><li>PA Mac and Cheese Kiosk Overwhelmed When 600 Tubs of Onion Dip Mysteriously Appeared</li><li>OH Woman Busted For Making 1,700 Fraudulent Returns to Home Depot</li><li>Car Thief Suspect Flees Police Down Railroad Tracks—Gets Hit By A Train</li><li>TX Man Admits to Starting 20 to 30 Fires Out of Boredom</li><li>A Posse of Pigs Create Chaos in One Tennessee Neighborhood</li><li>(Priorities)....FL Mom Left 12-y/o at Universal CityWalk to Go to a Bar</li><li>A Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Northern Virginia</li></ul>We've got the latest up-to-the-minute (sorta) headlines from the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 "winners" who receive this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70697265</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70697265/s7e55.mp3" length="80519417" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc/aa14931b-a71d-4c50-96af-e3e4901eb2dc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:00:58) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:10:29) Genius Awards<br />
(01:22:49) Closing<br />
<br />
Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City of Brotherly Love, one small mac-n-cheese kiosk was over-run by 600 tubs of onion dip. One California man was auditioning for a cartoon character trying to outrun the cops by driving down railroad track...smack into a moving locomotive. You can't make some of ths stuff up.<br /><br />In the Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Pet Boa Escapes Home While Owner's Wife Was Going Into Labor</li><li>Man Busted Carrying Cocaine Branded “Codename: Kids Next Door”</li><li>UT Woman Charged After Allegedly Serving UP Alcohol At Children’s Birthday Party</li><li>Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — It’s ‘Titanic’ Class Service</li><li>(Brilliant) Girl Scout Troop Sells Cookies at Weed Dispensary</li><li>Woman Drives Out-of-State to Ex-Boyfriend's Home and Chases Him With Her Car</li><li>JERK of a Tourist Arrested for Stealing a Flamingo from Vegas Hotel, Taking Selfies While ‘Choking’ It</li><li>Unlicensed Dentist Saw Patients in a TX Apartment</li><li>FL Man Charged With DUI After Wife Falls From Golf Cart</li><li>Drinking Hot Water Is Now TikTok's Latest Health Trend</li><li>OH Woman Terrorized by Raccoons After Moving Into Her Apartment</li><li>Bugs Will NOT Be For Dinner Anytime Soon</li><li>People With the Least Political Knowledge Tend to Be the Most Stupidly Overconfident in Their Grasp of Facts</li><li>FL Man Caught Drinking Homeowner’s Liquor While On Home’s Sale Tour</li><li>PA Mac and Cheese Kiosk Overwhelmed When 600 Tubs of Onion Dip Mysteriously Appeared</li><li>OH Woman Busted For Making 1,700 Fraudulent Returns to Home Depot</li><li>Car Thief Suspect Flees Police Down Railroad Tracks—Gets Hit By A Train</li><li>TX Man Admits to Starting 20 to 30 Fires Out of Boredom</li><li>A Posse of Pigs Create Chaos in One Tennessee Neighborhood</li><li>(Priorities)....FL Mom Left 12-y/o at Universal CityWalk to Go to a Bar</li><li>A Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Northern Virginia</li></ul>We've got the latest up-to-the-minute (sorta) headlines from the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 "winners" who receive this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5033</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmom,boredomstupidity,duigolfcart,feralpigs,flamingochoking,nakedburglar,politicalstupidity,racoonroommates,stupidcriminal,stupidpromotions</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/52be88d0f6030f1181d220895819b5ff.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Frambled Eggs, Carotmaxxing, and $6,000 Cow Gallstones</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Into<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:17) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:20:41) People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan<br />
(00:28:25) FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road<br />
(00:34:13) Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday<br />
(00:36:03) New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"<br />
(00:41:59) Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel<br />
(00:47:24) (Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter<br />
(00:51:33) Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?<br />
(00:55:31) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:10:08) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:27:20) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:35:09) Closing<br />
<br />
I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you just say "screw it" and mix up everything in the frying pan. I may have found a way to a great tan without the melanoma. It's eating enough carrots that I become "orange man" like Donald Trump. Forget investing in "big pharma" when you can raise cows &amp; harvest cow gallstones. If all of this sounds too stupid to be true, let my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I prove it to you in this Weekend Episode!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] 1 in 5 Gen Z Job Seekers Has a Parent Contact Potential Bosses -- And Even Attend Interviews</li><li>People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan</li><li>FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road</li><li>Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday</li><li>New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"</li><li>Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel</li><li>(Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter</li><li>Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?</li></ul>Pancho tries to answer some complicated questions this week, particularly about how to settle a dispute over 2 women trying to come on to the same man they both met while with 30 other women in a social womens group. Also Pancho addressess how to handle a group of co-workers who go in together each week in a lottery pool and who won the jackpot...except that this happened during a week that one of the co-workers was absent when the pool money went in but wants a share of the winnings. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you're smarter than he is with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70612978</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70612978/s7e54.mp3" length="92355186" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d/a4297caf-5d29-4d8e-9feb-bd5e7366f75d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Into<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:17) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:20:41) People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan<br />
(00:28:25) FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road<br />
(00:34:13) Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday<br />
(00:36:03) New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"<br />
(00:41:59) Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel<br />
(00:47:24) (Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter<br />
(00:51:33) Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?<br />
(00:55:31) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:10:08) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:27:20) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:35:09) Closing<br />
<br />
I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you just say "screw it" and mix up everything in the frying pan. I may have found a way to a great tan without the melanoma. It's eating enough carrots that I become "orange man" like Donald Trump. Forget investing in "big pharma" when you can raise cows &amp; harvest cow gallstones. If all of this sounds too stupid to be true, let my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I prove it to you in this Weekend Episode!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] 1 in 5 Gen Z Job Seekers Has a Parent Contact Potential Bosses -- And Even Attend Interviews</li><li>People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan</li><li>FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road</li><li>Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday</li><li>New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"</li><li>Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel</li><li>(Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter</li><li>Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?</li></ul>Pancho tries to answer some complicated questions this week, particularly about how to settle a dispute over 2 women trying to come on to the same man they both met while with 30 other women in a social womens group. Also Pancho addressess how to handle a group of co-workers who go in together each week in a lottery pool and who won the jackpot...except that this happened during a week that one of the co-workers was absent when the pool money went in but wants a share of the winnings. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you're smarter than he is with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5773</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazonvanhijack,carotmaxxing,cheesewheeldisaster,cowgallstones,frambledeggs,genzjobinterviewswithmom,peeingteacher,weedgummies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0326d32cedf18e337b695d97edaecc53.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Frying Pan Couples Therapy, Fruit of The Loom Sweatpants Suit, and Fire Breathing TikTok Challenge</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:08:15) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:21:26) Genius Awards<br />
(01:30:39) Closing<br />
<br />
An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still look like you're trendy. The kids are now trying to become a fire-breathing moron with isopropyl alcohol and a lighter.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>PA Couple Charged For Hitting Each Other With Frying Pan</li><li>Manager At A TX Whataburger Beat Unruly Customer With A Trash Can</li><li>Burger King Will Use AI to Check if Employees Say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank You’</li><li>Farmer Banned From McDonald's After Using Drive-Thru in Horse and Wagon</li><li>McDonald's CEO Viral After Awkward Big Arch Burger Taste Test—Trolled By Burger King’s CEO?</li><li>Psychotic Roommates? A Guy Was Caught Spraying An Unknown Substance on Food</li><li>Man Tries to Kill Sister With Crossbow Over House Temperature</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Be Caught Snoozing While Your SUV is Crawling at 4-MPH on Interstate</li><li>Kentucky A Woman Tries Paying Someone's Bail with Movie Money</li><li>Joke Post From Tampa International Airport Backfires About Banning Pajamas, Crocs</li><li>Drivers Receiving Wrong Toll Bills Due to New Pennsylvania Plate Design</li><li>Fruit of the Loom Has Created a Sweatpant...Formal Suit</li><li>Missing FL Man Found Over a Week Later Trapped in Shoulder-Deep Mud</li><li>PA Prof Was Naked From The Waist Down Teaching Online Courses</li><li>The Top Airports to Test Out The "Airport Theory"</li><li>Man Stole $10,000 Worth Of Trading Cards From Stores By Using Taco Seasoning Packets</li><li>Impatient FL Man Tried To Move Parked Ambulance That Was In His Way</li><li>Marathon Runner Hogs Bathroom During 11-Hour Flight To Get In His Steps</li><li>Hey! Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From Trying The 'Fire-Breathing' Social Media Trend</li><li>Most Americans Can't Find Iran On A Map</li><li>GA Sheriff Busted For DUI Had Been Drinking “Four Loko” Since 6am</li></ul>The most recent current events bring you up to date with all the latest stupidity and the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i> will introduce you to our new "winners" of the stupendous stupidity!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70581998</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70581998/s7e53.mp3" length="88041429" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3/6be9b581-fa4f-4a7a-8bbf-7ae0a65b24e3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:08:15) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:21:26) Genius Awards<br />
(01:30:39) Closing<br />
<br />
An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still look like you're trendy. The kids are now trying to become a fire-breathing moron with isopropyl alcohol and a lighter.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>PA Couple Charged For Hitting Each Other With Frying Pan</li><li>Manager At A TX Whataburger Beat Unruly Customer With A Trash Can</li><li>Burger King Will Use AI to Check if Employees Say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank You’</li><li>Farmer Banned From McDonald's After Using Drive-Thru in Horse and Wagon</li><li>McDonald's CEO Viral After Awkward Big Arch Burger Taste Test—Trolled By Burger King’s CEO?</li><li>Psychotic Roommates? A Guy Was Caught Spraying An Unknown Substance on Food</li><li>Man Tries to Kill Sister With Crossbow Over House Temperature</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Be Caught Snoozing While Your SUV is Crawling at 4-MPH on Interstate</li><li>Kentucky A Woman Tries Paying Someone's Bail with Movie Money</li><li>Joke Post From Tampa International Airport Backfires About Banning Pajamas, Crocs</li><li>Drivers Receiving Wrong Toll Bills Due to New Pennsylvania Plate Design</li><li>Fruit of the Loom Has Created a Sweatpant...Formal Suit</li><li>Missing FL Man Found Over a Week Later Trapped in Shoulder-Deep Mud</li><li>PA Prof Was Naked From The Waist Down Teaching Online Courses</li><li>The Top Airports to Test Out The "Airport Theory"</li><li>Man Stole $10,000 Worth Of Trading Cards From Stores By Using Taco Seasoning Packets</li><li>Impatient FL Man Tried To Move Parked Ambulance That Was In His Way</li><li>Marathon Runner Hogs Bathroom During 11-Hour Flight To Get In His Steps</li><li>Hey! Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From Trying The 'Fire-Breathing' Social Media Trend</li><li>Most Americans Can't Find Iran On A Map</li><li>GA Sheriff Busted For DUI Had Been Drinking “Four Loko” Since 6am</li></ul>The most recent current events bring you up to date with all the latest stupidity and the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i> will introduce you to our new "winners" of the stupendous stupidity!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5503</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airporttheory,bigarch,burgerking,firebreathing,fourloko,iran,mcdonalds,nakedprofessor,sweatpantssuit,whataburger,whopper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4282e8e4a11316a90007ca992c724972.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Japanese Coffin Meditations, Butter Sticks For Toddlers, and Ghostlighting</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:26) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:14) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:22:06) NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies<br />
(00:29:48) DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage<br />
(00:34:11) Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health<br />
(00:42:02) People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan<br />
(00:48:14) Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air<br />
(00:53:50) Now There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'<br />
(01:01:01) MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”<br />
(01:05:46) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:17:57) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:38:19) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:43:04) Closing<br />
<br />
It's always cathartic to ponder the meaning of life but would you do it in a casket? It's all the rage in Japan and there's a market for custom coffins. Parents are ditching processed snacks for toddlers and instead are giving them whole sticks of butter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is not one of those parents. The new toxic dating trend is the disappearing act of "Ghostlighting"...then reappearing as if nothing ever happened.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Are So Over Time Changes Twice A Year</li><li>NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies</li><li>DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage</li><li>Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health</li><li>People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan</li><li>Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air</li><li>Now There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'</li><li>MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”</li></ul>"Pancho" answers a couple of questions dealing with more relationship quagmires like what to do when a girl's boyfriend won't let her go shopping for an engagement ring with him and should bridesmaids be reimbursed for their $2,000 dress in a wedding? Pancho struggles to figure out this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>, so do you think you can do better than "Pancho"?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70515543</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70515543/s7e52.mp3" length="99969148" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b/d37536bf-e7e5-435d-9b89-10b74a75188b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's always cathartic to ponder the meaning of life but would you do it in a casket? It's all the rage in Japan and there's a market for custom coffins. Parents are ditching processed snacks for toddlers and instead are giving them whole sticks of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:26) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:14) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:22:06) NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies<br />
(00:29:48) DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage<br />
(00:34:11) Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health<br />
(00:42:02) People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan<br />
(00:48:14) Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air<br />
(00:53:50) Now There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'<br />
(01:01:01) MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”<br />
(01:05:46) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:17:57) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:38:19) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:43:04) Closing<br />
<br />
It's always cathartic to ponder the meaning of life but would you do it in a casket? It's all the rage in Japan and there's a market for custom coffins. Parents are ditching processed snacks for toddlers and instead are giving them whole sticks of butter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is not one of those parents. The new toxic dating trend is the disappearing act of "Ghostlighting"...then reappearing as if nothing ever happened.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Are So Over Time Changes Twice A Year</li><li>NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies</li><li>DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage</li><li>Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health</li><li>People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan</li><li>Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air</li><li>Now There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'</li><li>MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”</li></ul>"Pancho" answers a couple of questions dealing with more relationship quagmires like what to do when a girl's boyfriend won't let her go shopping for an engagement ring with him and should bridesmaids be reimbursed for their $2,000 dress in a wedding? Pancho struggles to figure out this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>, so do you think you can do better than "Pancho"?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buttersnacks,coffinmeditations,ghostlighting,livetvnewsanchorargument,mommymetime,weedbaggylostpuppy,whippetsinacrash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ab76871a1af1c3d1c8130fca0bf5b70.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>FL Coconut Thief, Trans-Wolf Teacher, and Plastic Wrap Eating</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:10:58) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:23:11) Genius Awards<br />
(01:34:54) Closing<br />
<br />
Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're going to be eaten. Japanese have been eating plastic wrap that they fill with food, then spitting out...all in the name of weight control. Chew on these morsels of stupidity...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Delta Plane Forced to Turn Around When Man Starts Attacking Other Passengers</li><li>Man Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine—Got a DUI</li><li>Community Claims A Thief Is 'Stealing' Their Coconuts from Their Trees</li><li>Jr. Hockey Team Issues Apology for Asking Ticket Holders to Shower Before Games</li><li>IKEA Donated Unlimited Supply of Stuffed Orangutans for "Punch" the Monkey That Went Viral</li><li>Jesus Christ's 2026 Return Rated More Likely Than Kamala Harris Winning the Next Election</li><li>Vogue Calls 2026 "The Year of the Crack”—the Butt Crack</li><li>L.A. Made a PSA Telling People There's "No Pooping" on Buses</li><li>NY Grandpa Peeved After “PB4WEGO” License Plate Revoked by DMV</li><li>A Wisconsin Elementary School Teacher Did Lines of Coke at School</li><li>NYPD Cops Get Attacked During Epic Snowball Fight</li><li>The NC Elementary School Teacher Who Identified As "Trans Wolf" Is Fired</li><li>Potbellied Pig Shows up in Alabama Family's Yard—Refuses to Leave</li><li>“A Clucking Good Therapist”—Canadian Psychology Prof Travels With Emotional Support Chicken</li><li>The Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap Eating</li><li>Naked CA Driver Runs From Serious Crash Scene In East Hollywood</li><li>FL Man Attacks Chinese Restaurant To Stop It From Releasing New COVID Strain</li><li>FL Man Games Crown New Champion At Event Dubbed The ‘Redneck Olympics’</li><li>A New Spotify Urn Plays Your Favorite Music After You're Dead</li><li>Car Accumulates $8,660 In Parking Tickets–But Nobody Will Tow It</li></ul>The latest current events has all the up-to-the-minute stupidity in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 biggest "winners" are spotlighted in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70426116</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 17:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70426116/s7e51.mp3" length="92113605" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61/e6e2138f-b66a-47ce-b801-3baf2faa2f61.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:10:58) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:23:11) Genius Awards<br />
(01:34:54) Closing<br />
<br />
Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're going to be eaten. Japanese have been eating plastic wrap that they fill with food, then spitting out...all in the name of weight control. Chew on these morsels of stupidity...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Delta Plane Forced to Turn Around When Man Starts Attacking Other Passengers</li><li>Man Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine—Got a DUI</li><li>Community Claims A Thief Is 'Stealing' Their Coconuts from Their Trees</li><li>Jr. Hockey Team Issues Apology for Asking Ticket Holders to Shower Before Games</li><li>IKEA Donated Unlimited Supply of Stuffed Orangutans for "Punch" the Monkey That Went Viral</li><li>Jesus Christ's 2026 Return Rated More Likely Than Kamala Harris Winning the Next Election</li><li>Vogue Calls 2026 "The Year of the Crack”—the Butt Crack</li><li>L.A. Made a PSA Telling People There's "No Pooping" on Buses</li><li>NY Grandpa Peeved After “PB4WEGO” License Plate Revoked by DMV</li><li>A Wisconsin Elementary School Teacher Did Lines of Coke at School</li><li>NYPD Cops Get Attacked During Epic Snowball Fight</li><li>The NC Elementary School Teacher Who Identified As "Trans Wolf" Is Fired</li><li>Potbellied Pig Shows up in Alabama Family's Yard—Refuses to Leave</li><li>“A Clucking Good Therapist”—Canadian Psychology Prof Travels With Emotional Support Chicken</li><li>The Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap Eating</li><li>Naked CA Driver Runs From Serious Crash Scene In East Hollywood</li><li>FL Man Attacks Chinese Restaurant To Stop It From Releasing New COVID Strain</li><li>FL Man Games Crown New Champion At Event Dubbed The ‘Redneck Olympics’</li><li>A New Spotify Urn Plays Your Favorite Music After You're Dead</li><li>Car Accumulates $8,660 In Parking Tickets–But Nobody Will Tow It</li></ul>The latest current events has all the up-to-the-minute stupidity in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 biggest "winners" are spotlighted in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5758</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>emotionalsupportchicken,floridamangames,nakedcaliforniadriver,nycsnowballfight,pb4wego,plasticwrapeating,potbelliedpigproblem,punch,spotifyurn,transwolfteacher,yearofthebuttcrack</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3f094b50163ff7277e7927052715bd92.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Panties In A Hotel Coffeemaker, A Drunk Pediatric Dentist, and A Romp With Roadkill</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:13) Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras<br />
(00:31:37) A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated<br />
(00:38:11) The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for hi<br />
(00:47:53) Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client’s Yard<br />
(00:54:18) Social Media ‘Bone-Smashing’ Trend Has People Hitting Faces With Hammers<br />
(01:02:55) Woman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 Million<br />
(01:07:50) KY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill<br />
(01:13:32) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:28:56) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:50:26) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:57:37) Closing<br />
<br />
There are hacks that really save you time and effort and there are hacks that make you want to grab a barf bag. After this episode, you might want to avoid coffee maker in your hotel room. There are mostly good dentists for your kids but there's one who might have had too much laughing gas. There are plenty of men who are looking to become "one" with a particular 2-legged "dear" they hope to find. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you of one man in Kentucky who came upon a 4-legged "deer" on the side of the road...dead. The rest of the story will take you beyond your imagination.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Mom Brings Her Son To Tears By Making Him Hold A Heavy Box In The Air After Finding Out He Bullied His Classmates</li><li>Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras</li><li>A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated</li><li>The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for his vacuum.</li><li>Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client’s Yard</li><li>Social Media ‘Bone-Smashing’ Trend Has People Hitting Faces With Hammers</li><li>Woman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 Million</li><li>KY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill</li></ul>"Pancho" answers some more relationship questions this week about dealing with a "work wife" that overshares too much personal information with a woman's husband at his job and a husband who has a body worth complementing by a random woman at a restaurant as he is taking his wife out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Try your best to beat "Pancho" as you play along in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you guess quicker than he can!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70344921</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2026 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70344921/s7e50.mp3" length="113959496" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075/d5b8522a-26cc-4032-8357-ff8b2fc44075.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are hacks that really save you time and effort and there are hacks that make you want to grab a barf bag. After this episode, you might want to avoid coffee maker in your hotel room. There are mostly good dentists for your kids but there's one...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:13) Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras<br />
(00:31:37) A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated<br />
(00:38:11) The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for hi<br />
(00:47:53) Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client’s Yard<br />
(00:54:18) Social Media ‘Bone-Smashing’ Trend Has People Hitting Faces With Hammers<br />
(01:02:55) Woman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 Million<br />
(01:07:50) KY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill<br />
(01:13:32) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:28:56) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:50:26) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:57:37) Closing<br />
<br />
There are hacks that really save you time and effort and there are hacks that make you want to grab a barf bag. After this episode, you might want to avoid coffee maker in your hotel room. There are mostly good dentists for your kids but there's one who might have had too much laughing gas. There are plenty of men who are looking to become "one" with a particular 2-legged "dear" they hope to find. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you of one man in Kentucky who came upon a 4-legged "deer" on the side of the road...dead. The rest of the story will take you beyond your imagination.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Mom Brings Her Son To Tears By Making Him Hold A Heavy Box In The Air After Finding Out He Bullied His Classmates</li><li>Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras</li><li>A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated</li><li>The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for his vacuum.</li><li>Food Delivery Robot Goes Rogue And Damages Client’s Yard</li><li>Social Media ‘Bone-Smashing’ Trend Has People Hitting Faces With Hammers</li><li>Woman Who Posted a “Hotel Hack” Showing Herself Washing Dirty Panties in a Coffee Maker is Being Sued For $1 Million</li><li>KY Man Charged With Animal Sexual Abuse After A Romp with Roadkill</li></ul>"Pancho" answers some more relationship questions this week about dealing with a "work wife" that overshares too much personal information with a woman's husband at his job and a husband who has a body worth complementing by a random woman at a restaurant as he is taking his wife out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Try your best to beat "Pancho" as you play along in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you guess quicker than he can!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bonesmashing,drunkdentist,dumpingdog,hotelhack,physicalpunishmen,roadkillsex,roguerobot,voyerrumba</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/60cf9e6d9477152f037c56bd0d93bc96.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Feces Fight Over Parking, Ice Fishing In The Crappie Shack, and A 'Hog That Wasn't Called At The UofA</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:09:22) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:21:52) Genius Awards<br />
(01:33:06) Closing<br />
<br />
If you want to really "stir the $#!t, start messing with parking at a popular public park. The San Diego city leaders found that out. If you want to have a true Wisconsin ice fishing experience, spend some time in a porta-potty on skis. If you want to call a 'hog but not necessarily a razorback, leave your truck sitting unused on the University of Arkansas campus for a few days. You'll discover the stupidity in these and other bizarre stories within this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>People Used Feces To Fight New Parking Fees In Popular San Diego Park</li><li>We FART Twice As Much as Previously Thought—New ‘Smart Underwear’ Blew Our Secret</li><li>A FL Man Got Angry at Teenagers in a McDonald's—So He Mooned Them</li><li>A Bar in Philly Confiscated a Fake ID That Had Ben Franklin's Photo on It</li><li>Man Allegedly Invited His Friends Over for the Super Bowl and Played the 2014 Patriots - Seahawks Game</li><li>El Paso Airspace Shutdown Over Pentagon-FAA Miscommunication—Military Shoots Down Party Balloon Mistaken for a Cartel Drone</li><li>Baby Momma Stabs Baby Daddy After Learning Baby Daddy Cheated With Baby Momma's Sister</li><li>Florida Couple Arrested in A Pickleball Brawl</li><li>A Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to a Sting Operation</li><li>Former President Barack Obama Confirms Aliens Are Real: Not at 'Area 51'...Clarification Ensues</li><li>Man Arrested After Taking Woman’s Parakeets Hostage To Force Her To Meet Him</li><li>Indiana Man Managed To Destroy 15 Mailboxes During Police Chase</li><li>Phillies Pitcher Stashed His Own Rib In His Closet After Having It Removed During Surgery</li><li>A "Free Burrito" Ad Has People Calling for QR Codes on Billboards to Be Banned</li><li>Wanted Florida Man Tells Police His Name Is "George Costanza"</li><li>WI Fisherman Transforms an Old Porta Potty Into a Cozy Ice Fishing Shanty</li><li>FL Man Smashes Car With Hammer In Alleged Revenge On "Ex”—But It Wasn't Her Car</li><li>Courthouse Wedding Didn't Work—So the Couple Marries in Funeral Home</li><li>Groundhog Sneaks into University of AR Student's Car—Disaster Ensues</li><li>"Dumb Crook" Tried to Steal a Van—Accidentally Locks Himself Inside</li><li>FL Teen Facing Charges After Exposing Himself to Elderly Women</li></ul>You'll get up-to-date stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity with our 7 "winners" of the <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70256873</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70256873/s7e49.mp3" length="90388688" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c/b00e0723-2910-4ae1-a6a4-86947717360c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you want to really "stir the $#!t, start messing with parking at a popular public park. The San Diego city leaders found that out. If you want to have a true Wisconsin ice fishing experience, spend some time in a porta-potty on skis. If you want to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:09:22) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:21:52) Genius Awards<br />
(01:33:06) Closing<br />
<br />
If you want to really "stir the $#!t, start messing with parking at a popular public park. The San Diego city leaders found that out. If you want to have a true Wisconsin ice fishing experience, spend some time in a porta-potty on skis. If you want to call a 'hog but not necessarily a razorback, leave your truck sitting unused on the University of Arkansas campus for a few days. You'll discover the stupidity in these and other bizarre stories within this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>People Used Feces To Fight New Parking Fees In Popular San Diego Park</li><li>We FART Twice As Much as Previously Thought—New ‘Smart Underwear’ Blew Our Secret</li><li>A FL Man Got Angry at Teenagers in a McDonald's—So He Mooned Them</li><li>A Bar in Philly Confiscated a Fake ID That Had Ben Franklin's Photo on It</li><li>Man Allegedly Invited His Friends Over for the Super Bowl and Played the 2014 Patriots - Seahawks Game</li><li>El Paso Airspace Shutdown Over Pentagon-FAA Miscommunication—Military Shoots Down Party Balloon Mistaken for a Cartel Drone</li><li>Baby Momma Stabs Baby Daddy After Learning Baby Daddy Cheated With Baby Momma's Sister</li><li>Florida Couple Arrested in A Pickleball Brawl</li><li>A Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to a Sting Operation</li><li>Former President Barack Obama Confirms Aliens Are Real: Not at 'Area 51'...Clarification Ensues</li><li>Man Arrested After Taking Woman’s Parakeets Hostage To Force Her To Meet Him</li><li>Indiana Man Managed To Destroy 15 Mailboxes During Police Chase</li><li>Phillies Pitcher Stashed His Own Rib In His Closet After Having It Removed During Surgery</li><li>A "Free Burrito" Ad Has People Calling for QR Codes on Billboards to Be Banned</li><li>Wanted Florida Man Tells Police His Name Is "George Costanza"</li><li>WI Fisherman Transforms an Old Porta Potty Into a Cozy Ice Fishing Shanty</li><li>FL Man Smashes Car With Hammer In Alleged Revenge On "Ex”—But It Wasn't Her Car</li><li>Courthouse Wedding Didn't Work—So the Couple Marries in Funeral Home</li><li>Groundhog Sneaks into University of AR Student's Car—Disaster Ensues</li><li>"Dumb Crook" Tried to Steal a Van—Accidentally Locks Himself Inside</li><li>FL Teen Facing Charges After Exposing Himself to Elderly Women</li></ul>You'll get up-to-date stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity with our 7 "winners" of the <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5650</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arkansashog,crappieshack,dumbcrook,fartdetectorunderwear,freeburritoqrcode,funeralhomewedding,mailboxmadness,obamaaliens,parakeethostage,philliespitchersouvinerrib,phillyfakeid,pickleballbrawl,revengestupidity,teenagestupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bcf832bcb78c1a4ae1beedc228660a75.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toothless FL Nutjob With a Gun, A Busybody Backfire, A Wanted Thief Caught By Llamas</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:19) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:32) Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco<br />
(00:35:22) ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun<br />
(00:39:34) MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name<br />
(00:44:49) Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor”<br />
(00:49:40) Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor’s Desk & In Pot Of Chili At Work<br />
(00:54:05) Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive<br />
(00:59:15) FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing<br />
(01:10:43) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:24:00) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:37:48) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:04) Closing<br />
<br />
If there ever was a poster boy for the Florida Man, we have found him and he qualifies for the job perfectly. If there ever was a golden opportunity for an opportunistic busybody to stick their nose into another person's business, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found her name-shaming a woman checking out at a CVS register. And if there ever was a better way to capture a thief on the run, a herd of 8 therapy llamas fulfilled their civic duty by surrounding the perp until the cops arrived. <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Gen Z Woman Embarrassed By Her Generation’s ‘Weird, Stunted Social Skills’</li><li>Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco—And Walmart Refuses Her Return</li><li>ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun</li><li>MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name</li><li>Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor”</li><li>Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor’s Desk and In Pot Of Chili At Work</li><li>Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive</li><li>FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing</li></ul>"Pancho" gives his sage wisdom by answering a couple of questions posed to him that deal with knowing about the "flirty" texts that was seen by a woman on the phone screen of her roommate's boyfriend and how it should be dealt with...and is it okay for a girl to "Friend" a guy that she's fallen head over heels in love with, so she can "check up on him". No red flags there! Match your skills against Pancho and play along in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can score better!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70182679</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2026 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70182679/s7e48.mp3" length="99182549" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6/8ef738a5-9233-4632-92b8-1e41e6fd03e6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If there ever was a poster boy for the Florida Man, we have found him and he qualifies for the job perfectly. If there ever was a golden opportunity for an opportunistic busybody to stick their nose into another person's business, my Insane FL Nephew,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:19) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:32) Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco<br />
(00:35:22) ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun<br />
(00:39:34) MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name<br />
(00:44:49) Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor”<br />
(00:49:40) Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor’s Desk & In Pot Of Chili At Work<br />
(00:54:05) Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive<br />
(00:59:15) FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing<br />
(01:10:43) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:24:00) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:37:48) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:42:04) Closing<br />
<br />
If there ever was a poster boy for the Florida Man, we have found him and he qualifies for the job perfectly. If there ever was a golden opportunity for an opportunistic busybody to stick their nose into another person's business, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found her name-shaming a woman checking out at a CVS register. And if there ever was a better way to capture a thief on the run, a herd of 8 therapy llamas fulfilled their civic duty by surrounding the perp until the cops arrived. <br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Gen Z Woman Embarrassed By Her Generation’s ‘Weird, Stunted Social Skills’</li><li>Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco—And Walmart Refuses Her Return</li><li>ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun</li><li>MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name</li><li>Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor”</li><li>Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor’s Desk and In Pot Of Chili At Work</li><li>Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive</li><li>FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing</li></ul>"Pancho" gives his sage wisdom by answering a couple of questions posed to him that deal with knowing about the "flirty" texts that was seen by a woman on the phone screen of her roommate's boyfriend and how it should be dealt with...and is it okay for a girl to "Friend" a guy that she's fallen head over heels in love with, so she can "check up on him". No red flags there! Match your skills against Pancho and play along in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can score better!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6199</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>flman,fridababybacklash,genz,nameshamingatcvs,oversizedtvstupidity,paramedicpeespree,raisingcaneschickensmellsuit,thiefcatchingllamas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a4bc10dca3761e709473f8a01432583c.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Officer "Merica" Catches A Thief, Sticky Bun Sibling Spat, And Chicken Banana</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:05:37) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:19:36) Genius Awards<br />
(01:30:23) Closing<br />
<br />
You can't get more "'Merican" than a police officer named "Merica" who hops aboard a Ford pickup to nab a theif on a bike. You can't get more Pennsylvanian than a sibling squabble in a donut shop that include death threats over the last sticky bun. And you can't get more stupid than yelling, "6-7"... Well, yes you can actually. You can just yell, "Chicken Banana!"<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Grown Man on Social Media Says He's Spending One Full Year in His Bedroom...to Be Healthier</li><li>A United L-A To Nicaragua Passenger Ends Boards Wrong Plane—Arrives In TOKYO</li><li>Homeowner Sets House Ablaze Using Blowtorch to Remove Roof Ice</li><li>Drunk airline passenger ejected after stripping off clothes and trying to jump off plane</li><li>PA Woman Trapped Inside Car Wash for Nearly an Hour</li><li>A Cop Named "Merica" Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a Thief</li><li>Experts Taste Unearthed 150-Year-Old Bottle Of Alcohol In Utah</li><li>Billie Eilish's House Is on Former Native American Land, and the Tribe Wishes She'd Mentioned Them</li><li>Police In PA Called to Break Up Sibling Squabble Over The Last Sticky Bun</li><li>FL Mother arrested after staff member finds gun in pre-K student’s backpack at school</li><li>Diner Posts A Sign Banning Customers Who Stink of WEED</li><li>JetBlue Flight Grounded For Hours Because Staff Would Not Remove Poop in Clogged Toilet</li><li>FL Cold Snap Inspires Iguana Meat Pizza at North Palm Beach Restaurant</li><li>[STUPIDITY WRITES ITSELF] Former public toilet to become Mexican restaurant</li><li>Brutal Sport: 2 Guys Run Full-Speed Into Each Other</li><li>The ShamWow! Guy Who’s Running for Congress as a Republican Just Dropped His First Ad</li><li>A Guy Did Donuts on a Frozen Lake and Fell Through the Ice</li><li>Connecticut Preschooler Summoned For Jury Duty</li><li>'Chicken Banana' Emerges as Latest Gen Alpha Catchphrase</li><li>Natty Light Released Lawn Mower "Lawngerie" for Valentine's Day</li><li>Supervisor Creates 'Hurt Feelings Report' After Employees Complained They Were Constantly Being Yelled At</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity every week from the current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as the glittering jewels on the crown of stupidity from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70115796</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70115796/s7e47.mp3" length="87786056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd/38551454-725b-4f6c-a296-c154265b28bd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can't get more "'Merican" than a police officer named "Merica" who hops aboard a Ford pickup to nab a theif on a bike. You can't get more Pennsylvanian than a sibling squabble in a donut shop that include death threats over the last sticky bun....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:05:37) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:19:36) Genius Awards<br />
(01:30:23) Closing<br />
<br />
You can't get more "'Merican" than a police officer named "Merica" who hops aboard a Ford pickup to nab a theif on a bike. You can't get more Pennsylvanian than a sibling squabble in a donut shop that include death threats over the last sticky bun. And you can't get more stupid than yelling, "6-7"... Well, yes you can actually. You can just yell, "Chicken Banana!"<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Grown Man on Social Media Says He's Spending One Full Year in His Bedroom...to Be Healthier</li><li>A United L-A To Nicaragua Passenger Ends Boards Wrong Plane—Arrives In TOKYO</li><li>Homeowner Sets House Ablaze Using Blowtorch to Remove Roof Ice</li><li>Drunk airline passenger ejected after stripping off clothes and trying to jump off plane</li><li>PA Woman Trapped Inside Car Wash for Nearly an Hour</li><li>A Cop Named "Merica" Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a Thief</li><li>Experts Taste Unearthed 150-Year-Old Bottle Of Alcohol In Utah</li><li>Billie Eilish's House Is on Former Native American Land, and the Tribe Wishes She'd Mentioned Them</li><li>Police In PA Called to Break Up Sibling Squabble Over The Last Sticky Bun</li><li>FL Mother arrested after staff member finds gun in pre-K student’s backpack at school</li><li>Diner Posts A Sign Banning Customers Who Stink of WEED</li><li>JetBlue Flight Grounded For Hours Because Staff Would Not Remove Poop in Clogged Toilet</li><li>FL Cold Snap Inspires Iguana Meat Pizza at North Palm Beach Restaurant</li><li>[STUPIDITY WRITES ITSELF] Former public toilet to become Mexican restaurant</li><li>Brutal Sport: 2 Guys Run Full-Speed Into Each Other</li><li>The ShamWow! Guy Who’s Running for Congress as a Republican Just Dropped His First Ad</li><li>A Guy Did Donuts on a Frozen Lake and Fell Through the Ice</li><li>Connecticut Preschooler Summoned For Jury Duty</li><li>'Chicken Banana' Emerges as Latest Gen Alpha Catchphrase</li><li>Natty Light Released Lawn Mower "Lawngerie" for Valentine's Day</li><li>Supervisor Creates 'Hurt Feelings Report' After Employees Complained They Were Constantly Being Yelled At</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity every week from the current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as the glittering jewels on the crown of stupidity from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5487</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,billieeilish,chickenbanana,hurtfeelingsreport,iguanameatpizza,lawn-gerie,merica,preschooljuror,shamwowguy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bbe67de80d4f78c2f33b0e87dc5f81a4.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Therapy For Chatbots, Coitus Screen Interruptus, Cadaver Fat Boob Jobs</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:38) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:12) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:36) Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He’d Miss Video Game Release<br />
(00:32:33) Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out<br />
(00:40:04) ⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'<br />
(00:47:02) FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis<br />
(00:52:17) Olympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski Jumping<br />
(00:59:31) Booty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced’ Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and Butt<br />
(01:08:34) A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt<br />
(01:12:46) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:26:34) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:43:53) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:52:42) Closing<br />
<br />
Have you wondered what it would be like if all the AI chatbots got together for a therapy session? Well, someone made it happen at the University of Luxembourg where researchers decided to put ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, &amp; Grok on the couch. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the details on just how intrusive screens are getting...in the bedroom. And there's now a "natural" replacement for Botox to use in boobs and butts...and it's fat from a dead stranger. Can things get more stupid. Yes. Yes, they can. And it ends up on this podcast.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] America Is In The Grips Of A Dystopian “Bill Maher Disorder”</li><li>Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He’d Miss Video GTA 6 Release</li><li>Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out</li><li>⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'</li><li>FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis</li><li>Olympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski Jumping</li><li>Booty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced’ Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and Butts</li><li>A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt</li></ul>We have a couple of relationship questions that "Pancho" will answer that might settle the dispute over whether a husband should know his wife's dress size and is a mom over-reacting to her ex's influence over their 6-y/o son wanting to get an earring. There's 5 challening Mindbenders in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> that "Pancho" will have to solve--can you solve them, too? Put your sanity to the test with all the stupidity in this week's wild episode!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70049735</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2026 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70049735/s7e46.mp3" length="109225272" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d/b60ea8cf-f05a-49d9-9211-f15e9b76e99d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you wondered what it would be like if all the AI chatbots got together for a therapy session? Well, someone made it happen at the University of Luxembourg where researchers decided to put ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, &amp;amp; Grok on the couch. My...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:38) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:12) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:26:36) Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He’d Miss Video Game Release<br />
(00:32:33) Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out<br />
(00:40:04) ⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'<br />
(00:47:02) FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis<br />
(00:52:17) Olympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski Jumping<br />
(00:59:31) Booty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced’ Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and Butt<br />
(01:08:34) A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt<br />
(01:12:46) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:26:34) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:43:53) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:52:42) Closing<br />
<br />
Have you wondered what it would be like if all the AI chatbots got together for a therapy session? Well, someone made it happen at the University of Luxembourg where researchers decided to put ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, &amp; Grok on the couch. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the details on just how intrusive screens are getting...in the bedroom. And there's now a "natural" replacement for Botox to use in boobs and butts...and it's fat from a dead stranger. Can things get more stupid. Yes. Yes, they can. And it ends up on this podcast.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] America Is In The Grips Of A Dystopian “Bill Maher Disorder”</li><li>Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He’d Miss Video GTA 6 Release</li><li>Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out</li><li>⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'</li><li>FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis</li><li>Olympic Officials Investigate Penis Injection Doping Claims In Ski Jumping</li><li>Booty From A Dead Person? Women Chasing the Perfect Body Are Pumping ‘Ethically Sourced’ Cadaver Fat Into Boobs and Butts</li><li>A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt</li></ul>We have a couple of relationship questions that "Pancho" will answer that might settle the dispute over whether a husband should know his wife's dress size and is a mom over-reacting to her ex's influence over their 6-y/o son wanting to get an earring. There's 5 challening Mindbenders in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> that "Pancho" will have to solve--can you solve them, too? Put your sanity to the test with all the stupidity in this week's wild episode!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6827</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billmahar,cadaverfat,chatbottherapy,gta-6,horneyhoney,jimmykimmel,olympicpenispumping,rectumbomb,sexandscrolling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05c3948327d298362e0792a275abba98.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bear Poo Beer, Poo In The Potomac, and Baby Delivered At FedEx</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:07:14) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:19:42) Genius Awards<br />
(01:29:29) Closing<br />
<br />
If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its on time delivery but a bably definately was not considered when making that claim!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Southwest Airlines Starts New Policy For Plus-Sized Passengers</li><li>Bear Poo Brew: ‘Nature Calls’ to Debut at 2026 Super Bowl</li><li>Carjacking Suspect Stole SUV to Go See Grandmother, Crashed During Chase</li><li>A "Small Geyser" of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River</li><li>Florida Man Caught Driving A Car That Was ON FIRE—While Drunk</li><li>Alabama Man Survived Being Crushed in Garbage Truck—Twice</li><li>A Couple Hid 100 Plastic Ducks Throughout Their Home to See If a Hired Cleaner Did Their Job</li><li>More Than ⅓ of Teenage Boys Have Admitted to Gambling in the Past Year</li><li>Woman Launches a "Deli" On A Seat Tray—from 30,000 Feet in the Air</li><li>Snowplow Driver Caught Purposefully Burying Cars in Snow</li><li>Maryland Peeping Tom Gets Peeped On—Gets Arrested</li><li>Debate: Should a Waitress Refuse to Cut Someone's Burger?</li><li>NM Police Arrested  A Couple for Armed Robbery...at an "Adult" Store</li><li>Wild Turkeys Are Chasing Wisconsin Residents In Town</li><li>Court Reinstates MS Assistant Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book Called I NEED A NEW BUTT</li><li>Substitute Teacher Fired After Asking Class Why It is Okay For Black People to Use N-Word But Not Whites</li><li>'Drunker Than Cooter Brown': Substitute Teacher Arrested for DUI at School</li><li>EXPRESS DELIVERY: IA Woman Gives Birth During Work Shift at FedEx Facility After Not Knowing She Was Pregnant</li><li>Louisiana Sicko Arrested 3rd Time Hoping Someone Would Change His Diaper</li><li>Man Strips Naked in Front of Families on Universal Studios Tour, Taunts Employees, Rolls Around on Floor</li><li>Philippine Airlines Crew Forced To Scoop Human Waste Mid-Flight After Total Toilet Failure</li></ul>You'll get all the up-to-date with the latest current events stupidity from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to 7 new "winners" who are in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69962461</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69962461/s7e45.mp3" length="86924224" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7/a7fbceeb-1bde-4941-bd29-05ae55f223f7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:07:14) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:19:42) Genius Awards<br />
(01:29:29) Closing<br />
<br />
If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its on time delivery but a bably definately was not considered when making that claim!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Southwest Airlines Starts New Policy For Plus-Sized Passengers</li><li>Bear Poo Brew: ‘Nature Calls’ to Debut at 2026 Super Bowl</li><li>Carjacking Suspect Stole SUV to Go See Grandmother, Crashed During Chase</li><li>A "Small Geyser" of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River</li><li>Florida Man Caught Driving A Car That Was ON FIRE—While Drunk</li><li>Alabama Man Survived Being Crushed in Garbage Truck—Twice</li><li>A Couple Hid 100 Plastic Ducks Throughout Their Home to See If a Hired Cleaner Did Their Job</li><li>More Than ⅓ of Teenage Boys Have Admitted to Gambling in the Past Year</li><li>Woman Launches a "Deli" On A Seat Tray—from 30,000 Feet in the Air</li><li>Snowplow Driver Caught Purposefully Burying Cars in Snow</li><li>Maryland Peeping Tom Gets Peeped On—Gets Arrested</li><li>Debate: Should a Waitress Refuse to Cut Someone's Burger?</li><li>NM Police Arrested  A Couple for Armed Robbery...at an "Adult" Store</li><li>Wild Turkeys Are Chasing Wisconsin Residents In Town</li><li>Court Reinstates MS Assistant Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book Called I NEED A NEW BUTT</li><li>Substitute Teacher Fired After Asking Class Why It is Okay For Black People to Use N-Word But Not Whites</li><li>'Drunker Than Cooter Brown': Substitute Teacher Arrested for DUI at School</li><li>EXPRESS DELIVERY: IA Woman Gives Birth During Work Shift at FedEx Facility After Not Knowing She Was Pregnant</li><li>Louisiana Sicko Arrested 3rd Time Hoping Someone Would Change His Diaper</li><li>Man Strips Naked in Front of Families on Universal Studios Tour, Taunts Employees, Rolls Around on Floor</li><li>Philippine Airlines Crew Forced To Scoop Human Waste Mid-Flight After Total Toilet Failure</li></ul>You'll get all the up-to-date with the latest current events stupidity from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to 7 new "winners" who are in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5433</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cooterbrown,delionaplane,fedexdeliveredbaby,flamingflman,ineedanewbutt,nakedflman,peepingtom,plussizedairlinepassengers,poowater,teengambling,wildturkeysinwi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1b08dff0d710ee8a28f3d43848fbaabd.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Friction-Maxxing, Social Media For ChatBots, And Loving On A Vacuum</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:49) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:29) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:35:41) "Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience<br />
(00:42:03) A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?<br />
(00:48:36) New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other & Hiring Humans To Work For Them!<br />
(00:54:52) College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection Software<br />
(01:01:56) Man Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas Lines<br />
(01:06:31) Public Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh Suburb<br />
(01:10:52) A Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood<br />
(01:14:19) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:33:02) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:51:27) Coming Next Week<br />
(02:06:25) Closing<br />
<br />
When did convenience become inconvenient? Some people are now adding "friction" to their lives. What happens when you get all the AI chatbots together for their own "Reddit" site? The results may sound apocalyptic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to a FL Man who was found near Disney World half-naked and romancing a vacuum cleaner. The stupidity never stops ...even with my own household.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Is Honesty The Best Policy? Or Are You Better Off Being A 'Kind Liar'?</li><li>"Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience</li><li>A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?</li><li>(And So The Takeover Begins?)...New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other &amp; Hiring Humans To Work For Them!</li><li>College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection Software</li><li>Man Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas Lines</li><li>Public Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh Suburb</li><li>A Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood</li></ul>Pancho answers some burning questions like should telling a "white lie" to your kid so as to protect them be acceptable and how to tell one's parents that a 19-y/o is romantically involved with a 35-y/o woman. Play along with Pancho with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can out-smart him this week!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69862433</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2026 15:54:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69862433/s7e44.mp3" length="122378866" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23/0a967ef1-fc2f-494f-8aa7-12614cc47f23.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When did convenience become inconvenient? Some people are now adding "friction" to their lives. What happens when you get all the AI chatbots together for their own "Reddit" site? The results may sound apocalyptic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:49) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:29) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:35:41) "Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience<br />
(00:42:03) A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?<br />
(00:48:36) New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other & Hiring Humans To Work For Them!<br />
(00:54:52) College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection Software<br />
(01:01:56) Man Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas Lines<br />
(01:06:31) Public Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh Suburb<br />
(01:10:52) A Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood<br />
(01:14:19) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:33:02) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:51:27) Coming Next Week<br />
(02:06:25) Closing<br />
<br />
When did convenience become inconvenient? Some people are now adding "friction" to their lives. What happens when you get all the AI chatbots together for their own "Reddit" site? The results may sound apocalyptic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to a FL Man who was found near Disney World half-naked and romancing a vacuum cleaner. The stupidity never stops ...even with my own household.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Is Honesty The Best Policy? Or Are You Better Off Being A 'Kind Liar'?</li><li>"Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience</li><li>A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?</li><li>(And So The Takeover Begins?)...New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other &amp; Hiring Humans To Work For Them!</li><li>College Students Turn To AI “Humanizers” To Beat Cheating Detection Software</li><li>Man Causes House Fire By Using Blowtorch To Thaw Gas Lines</li><li>Public Officials Accused of Sex in Public on Beaver St. In Pittsburgh Suburb</li><li>A Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood</li></ul>Pancho answers some burning questions like should telling a "white lie" to your kid so as to protect them be acceptable and how to tell one's parents that a 19-y/o is romantically involved with a 35-y/o woman. Play along with Pancho with the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and see if you can out-smart him this week!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7649</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aihumanizers,aisocialmedia,personalfailure,sidewalksex,stupidhomeowner,vacuumsex,whitelies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/812fd9ae33d7683162cb20d584a7544c.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Deiced Airline Passenger, Cowboy Steak Pants, and Upskirting At Church</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:02:54) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:17:58) Genius Awards<br />
(01:33:42) Closing<br />
<br />
If you're flying out of a snowy airport, it should be reassuring that the plane is properly de-iced. But that should not include the passengers. If you're shopping for prime meats, putting a cowboy steak down your pants is not the best way to not draw attention to yourself. If you're going to sneak a video up a woman's dress, you probably wouldn't get very far if you tried it at church, while the woman's brother is watching.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>(Peek-A-Boo)...Hotels Are Getting Rid of Proper Bathroom Doors</li><li>Lululemon Pulls Leggings After Complaints That They're Basically See-Through When You Bend Over</li><li>Couple Busted Trying to Plant Hair In Restaurant FoodWashington State Man Repelled Intruder with Frying Pan During Break-in</li><li>Stupid Criminal: A Lady Smoked Meth During a Video Call with an Inmate</li><li>FL Man Shoves Large Cowboy Steak Into His Pants</li><li>Viral supermarket hack—One Pot Meals In Rotisserie Chicken Bags</li><li>Guy Accused of Breaking Into Homes, Pouring Queso on TV and Furniture</li><li>A Woman's Husband Is ‘Rude’ To A Table Of Women. So She Makes Him Pay—Literally</li><li>Delta Passenger 'Soaked' in Deicing Fluid That Leaked Into The Cabin</li><li>PA Man Stole a Full-Size Harp, Jumped Into a River, and Needed to Be Rescued</li><li>PETA Wants Punxsutawney Phil to be Replaced By a Hologram</li><li>FL Man Arrested After “Up-Skirting” A Woman…With His Phone…While IN CHURCH</li><li>A Woman Went Viral for Her Dr Pepper Jingle...So They Used It for a Commercial</li><li>A Guy Sold Cars on Facebook, Then Stole Them Back to Sell Again</li><li>PA Man Accused of Posing as ICE Agent and Breaking Into Family's Home</li><li>Over 80 Gallons of Moonshine Seized in Alabama Traffic Stop</li><li>The World's Oldest Snowball Is Turning 50</li><li>Passenger Spent 15 Hours on a Flight Next to a Stranger Who Wouldn’t Take Her Face Out of Her Butt</li><li>Drunk Woman Picks Up Daughter From Daycare—Registers 8x Legal Limit</li><li>TSA's Most Unusual Finds of 2025 Include Turtles in a Bra</li></ul>More stupidity fresh from the latest current events of the week is found in this week's <i>Insane Week In Reviewi</i> and meet the 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69773600</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 17:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69773600/s7e43.mp3" length="90978048" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4/8f906192-ee7f-4938-aa1b-caa97dc4ede4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you're flying out of a snowy airport, it should be reassuring that the plane is properly de-iced. But that should not include the passengers. If you're shopping for prime meats, putting a cowboy steak down your pants is not the best way to not draw...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:02:54) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:17:58) Genius Awards<br />
(01:33:42) Closing<br />
<br />
If you're flying out of a snowy airport, it should be reassuring that the plane is properly de-iced. But that should not include the passengers. If you're shopping for prime meats, putting a cowboy steak down your pants is not the best way to not draw attention to yourself. If you're going to sneak a video up a woman's dress, you probably wouldn't get very far if you tried it at church, while the woman's brother is watching.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>(Peek-A-Boo)...Hotels Are Getting Rid of Proper Bathroom Doors</li><li>Lululemon Pulls Leggings After Complaints That They're Basically See-Through When You Bend Over</li><li>Couple Busted Trying to Plant Hair In Restaurant FoodWashington State Man Repelled Intruder with Frying Pan During Break-in</li><li>Stupid Criminal: A Lady Smoked Meth During a Video Call with an Inmate</li><li>FL Man Shoves Large Cowboy Steak Into His Pants</li><li>Viral supermarket hack—One Pot Meals In Rotisserie Chicken Bags</li><li>Guy Accused of Breaking Into Homes, Pouring Queso on TV and Furniture</li><li>A Woman's Husband Is ‘Rude’ To A Table Of Women. So She Makes Him Pay—Literally</li><li>Delta Passenger 'Soaked' in Deicing Fluid That Leaked Into The Cabin</li><li>PA Man Stole a Full-Size Harp, Jumped Into a River, and Needed to Be Rescued</li><li>PETA Wants Punxsutawney Phil to be Replaced By a Hologram</li><li>FL Man Arrested After “Up-Skirting” A Woman…With His Phone…While IN CHURCH</li><li>A Woman Went Viral for Her Dr Pepper Jingle...So They Used It for a Commercial</li><li>A Guy Sold Cars on Facebook, Then Stole Them Back to Sell Again</li><li>PA Man Accused of Posing as ICE Agent and Breaking Into Family's Home</li><li>Over 80 Gallons of Moonshine Seized in Alabama Traffic Stop</li><li>The World's Oldest Snowball Is Turning 50</li><li>Passenger Spent 15 Hours on a Flight Next to a Stranger Who Wouldn’t Take Her Face Out of Her Butt</li><li>Drunk Woman Picks Up Daughter From Daycare—Registers 8x Legal Limit</li><li>TSA's Most Unusual Finds of 2025 Include Turtles in a Bra</li></ul>More stupidity fresh from the latest current events of the week is found in this week's <i>Insane Week In Reviewi</i> and meet the 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5687</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinepassengerbuttpillow,drunkatdaycare,husbandkerma,lululemon,moonshinermadness,punxsutawneyphil,rotisseriechickendinnerinabag,tsastupidity,upskirting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b71c55e604178066cf851843fd5aa99.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Exploding Trees, A Meteorologist's "Measurements", and Mom Delivers Wrong Baby</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:24) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:23:53) Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...& the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"<br />
(00:26:39) Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest<br />
(00:33:18) A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" & Should Have Been More Specific<br />
(00:36:27) Gen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To Them<br />
(00:45:37) You Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at Someone<br />
(00:50:58) Southwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food Fight<br />
(00:55:53) Florida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong Baby<br />
(01:01:17) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:51) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:56) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:25) Closing<br />
<br />
It's been a cold one in many parts of the USA and the trees are not handling it well. Anyone in the public media should know to always clearly explain your message. One broadcaster on an Oklahoma TV station found this out in the most embarassing way. Technology is great when it can help bring about a seemingly impossible situation. However my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals how one mom discovered that technology can still be screwed up by human stupidity.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] How Social Media Is Destroying Families</li><li>Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...and the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"</li><li>Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest</li><li>A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" and Should Have Been More Specific</li><li>Gen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To Them</li><li>You Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at Someone</li><li>Southwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food Fight</li><li>Florida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong Baby</li></ul>Pancho also tackles a couple of questions dealing with how a wife, who wants a divorce from her husband, feels she's being bribed by her husband not to divorce him and should a mom help pay for medical bills of a neigbor who's kids got sick after playing her kids. Confused? Play along with Pancho to see if you can score better in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69708736</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 15:39:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69708736/s7e42.mp3" length="97440913" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab/530b056b-3ccf-46f7-b3e5-8fe46de1d9ab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's been a cold one in many parts of the USA and the trees are not handling it well. Anyone in the public media should know to always clearly explain your message. One broadcaster on an Oklahoma TV station found this out in the most embarassing way....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:24) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:23:53) Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...& the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"<br />
(00:26:39) Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest<br />
(00:33:18) A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" & Should Have Been More Specific<br />
(00:36:27) Gen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To Them<br />
(00:45:37) You Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at Someone<br />
(00:50:58) Southwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food Fight<br />
(00:55:53) Florida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong Baby<br />
(01:01:17) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:11:51) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:28:56) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:25) Closing<br />
<br />
It's been a cold one in many parts of the USA and the trees are not handling it well. Anyone in the public media should know to always clearly explain your message. One broadcaster on an Oklahoma TV station found this out in the most embarassing way. Technology is great when it can help bring about a seemingly impossible situation. However my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals how one mom discovered that technology can still be screwed up by human stupidity.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] How Social Media Is Destroying Families</li><li>Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...and the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"</li><li>Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest</li><li>A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" and Should Have Been More Specific</li><li>Gen Z Students Are So Unprepared That Professors Are Reading Aloud To Them</li><li>You Can Be Charged with a Felony for Throwing a Ketchup Packet at Someone</li><li>Southwest Flyer's Melt Down Over Man Allegedly Flirting with His Wife Turns Into On-Board Food Fight</li><li>Florida Mom Sues Fertility Clinic After Giving Birth to the Wrong Baby</li></ul>Pancho also tackles a couple of questions dealing with how a wife, who wants a divorce from her husband, feels she's being bribed by her husband not to divorce him and should a mom help pay for medical bills of a neigbor who's kids got sick after playing her kids. Confused? Play along with Pancho to see if you can score better in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,ivfstupidity,ketchupassault,misunderstoodmeasurements,snomageddon,socialmedia,stupidstudents</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/474e67f8e199dd1c926bc2666800493c.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Underwear Tour In Baggage Claim, Driving Naked In WA, and Aa Full Monty Apartment Show</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:11:01) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:24:11) Genius Awards<br />
(01:35:29) Closing<br />
<br />
Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in front of an audience of strangers. But that's what happened to one airline traveler waiting for his luggage at the Pittsburgh International Airport. A Washington State Police Trooper had to say something to woman he pulled over for speeding that he was never trained for in police academy: He asked her to get dressed before continuing the traffic stop. A family with 2 children never asked for a strip show from a older man who was putting on a full monte in front of his open window...directly across from the family's living room. But the family got a show, anyway. And they have been unable to stop it.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Baggage Claim Blunder: Luggage Arrives One Piece At A Time</li><li>Car Landed on Top of NY Man While Sleeping, Asked EMTs to Stop for Lotto Ticket Because He Felt Lucky</li><li>Washington Woman Driving Without Clothes On, Arrested For DUI</li><li>Woman Noticed a "Public Improvement Fee" on Her Chick-Fil-A Receipt</li><li>Perv ‘Touches Himself’ in Open Window, Says Neighbors Are ‘Creepy and Rude’ For Looking</li><li>A Guy Did Donuts in a Church Parking Lot While Out on a 1st Date</li><li>(Something ELSE To Worry About)...Your Voice Gives Away Valuable Personal Information</li><li>FL Drivers Plagued for Months by Man Throwing Nails on Road</li><li>Diabolical! Man 'Trains' Crows to Attack MAGA Hats</li><li>Who Would Have Thought That In 2026 The US Would Be Talking About Taking Over GREENLAND??</li><li>A Woman Requested a Lyft, and Then Stole the Car</li><li>Woman Accused of Throwing Gym Weight at Person She Suspects Was Involved with Her Partner</li><li>$1M For A Room…On The MOON?</li><li>Stupid Reporter: DOJ to Charge Don Lemon Under the ‘KKK Act’ In Connection With MN Church Raid</li><li>Indian PhD Students Get Settlement After Being Told Not To Microwave Food</li><li>Woman Who Called In Bomb Threat To Cancel School Play Gets Jail Time</li><li>OK Senator Files Bill To Allow People To OWN Alligators–Without a Permit</li><li>Are Parents Today Too Soft? A Man's Comprehensive List of Chores from His Childhood Goes Viral</li><li>Failed Massachusetts Car Thief Stumbles on 1.1 Kilos of Coke—Calls Cops</li><li>Utah Men’s Mental Health Group Meets Weekly At Costco Food Court</li><li>Amusement Park Guest Tries Cutting In Line, Punches Guard But Loses Battle</li></ul>The <i>Insane Week In Review</i> will get you up to date on all the stupidity in the latest current events and you'll meet this week's top 7 "winners" in our weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69630088</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 17:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69630088/s7e41.mp3" length="92679522" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e/3b9ebc20-b043-4141-8533-0d7a7903d46e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in front of an audience of strangers. But that's what happened to one airline traveler waiting for his luggage at the Pittsburgh International Airport. A Washington State Police Trooper had to say something to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:11:01) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:24:11) Genius Awards<br />
(01:35:29) Closing<br />
<br />
Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in front of an audience of strangers. But that's what happened to one airline traveler waiting for his luggage at the Pittsburgh International Airport. A Washington State Police Trooper had to say something to woman he pulled over for speeding that he was never trained for in police academy: He asked her to get dressed before continuing the traffic stop. A family with 2 children never asked for a strip show from a older man who was putting on a full monte in front of his open window...directly across from the family's living room. But the family got a show, anyway. And they have been unable to stop it.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Baggage Claim Blunder: Luggage Arrives One Piece At A Time</li><li>Car Landed on Top of NY Man While Sleeping, Asked EMTs to Stop for Lotto Ticket Because He Felt Lucky</li><li>Washington Woman Driving Without Clothes On, Arrested For DUI</li><li>Woman Noticed a "Public Improvement Fee" on Her Chick-Fil-A Receipt</li><li>Perv ‘Touches Himself’ in Open Window, Says Neighbors Are ‘Creepy and Rude’ For Looking</li><li>A Guy Did Donuts in a Church Parking Lot While Out on a 1st Date</li><li>(Something ELSE To Worry About)...Your Voice Gives Away Valuable Personal Information</li><li>FL Drivers Plagued for Months by Man Throwing Nails on Road</li><li>Diabolical! Man 'Trains' Crows to Attack MAGA Hats</li><li>Who Would Have Thought That In 2026 The US Would Be Talking About Taking Over GREENLAND??</li><li>A Woman Requested a Lyft, and Then Stole the Car</li><li>Woman Accused of Throwing Gym Weight at Person She Suspects Was Involved with Her Partner</li><li>$1M For A Room…On The MOON?</li><li>Stupid Reporter: DOJ to Charge Don Lemon Under the ‘KKK Act’ In Connection With MN Church Raid</li><li>Indian PhD Students Get Settlement After Being Told Not To Microwave Food</li><li>Woman Who Called In Bomb Threat To Cancel School Play Gets Jail Time</li><li>OK Senator Files Bill To Allow People To OWN Alligators–Without a Permit</li><li>Are Parents Today Too Soft? A Man's Comprehensive List of Chores from His Childhood Goes Viral</li><li>Failed Massachusetts Car Thief Stumbles on 1.1 Kilos of Coke—Calls Cops</li><li>Utah Men’s Mental Health Group Meets Weekly At Costco Food Court</li><li>Amusement Park Guest Tries Cutting In Line, Punches Guard But Loses Battle</li></ul>The <i>Insane Week In Review</i> will get you up to date on all the stupidity in the latest current events and you'll meet this week's top 7 "winners" in our weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5793</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligatorsinok,amusementparkstupidity,cartheftdrugraid,costco,donlemon,drivingnaked,greenland,kidschores,magahattheftbycrows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/52cc434fcb17ad9d4d08c95fd78fe95a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Handcuffing A Runaway Emu, Banana-Wrapped Tourist As Wild Monkey Feeder, and A FL Man "Literally" Tries To Shoot Off His Mouth</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:22:51) St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu<br />
(00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train<br />
(00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam<br />
(00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China<br />
(00:42:35) ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen<br />
(00:52:56) Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth & Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened<br />
(00:57:21) FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police<br />
(01:05:23) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:20:52) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:39:48) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:51:11) Closing<br />
<br />
Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law enforcement in Vietnam encountered a sight they've not ever seen before: A tourist wrapped head to toe in bananas acting as a feeder for wild monkeys. Another FL cop trying to take a suspect into custody first had to take away the lighter he was holding up to the 12-guage shotgun shell the suspect was holding--in his TEETH. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also talks about a FL cop that was being "ass"-saulted in the line of "doody".<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] A 4-y/o is Getting Death Threats…Over NFL Predictions?????</li><li>St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu</li><li>“Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train</li><li>Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam</li><li>RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China</li><li>ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen</li><li>Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth and Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened</li><li>FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police</li></ul>Pancho tackles some tough questions from a waitress at a bar who sees a co-worker, who is a struggling single mom skimming credit cards but is having second thoughts about snitching, and a husband who says his his wife is being influenced by a "health nut" co-worker in giving their kids less food. Play along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can guess the 5 different mindbenders on some current statistics! <br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69565856</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2026 15:40:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69565856/s7e40.mp3" length="107764087" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab/7e31bb81-3162-4504-8f74-fa8d6cb992ab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:22:51) St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu<br />
(00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train<br />
(00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam<br />
(00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China<br />
(00:42:35) ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen<br />
(00:52:56) Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth & Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened<br />
(00:57:21) FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police<br />
(01:05:23) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:20:52) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:39:48) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:51:11) Closing<br />
<br />
Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law enforcement in Vietnam encountered a sight they've not ever seen before: A tourist wrapped head to toe in bananas acting as a feeder for wild monkeys. Another FL cop trying to take a suspect into custody first had to take away the lighter he was holding up to the 12-guage shotgun shell the suspect was holding--in his TEETH. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also talks about a FL cop that was being "ass"-saulted in the line of "doody".<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] A 4-y/o is Getting Death Threats…Over NFL Predictions?????</li><li>St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu</li><li>“Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train</li><li>Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam</li><li>RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China</li><li>ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen</li><li>Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth and Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened</li><li>FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police</li></ul>Pancho tackles some tough questions from a waitress at a bar who sees a co-worker, who is a struggling single mom skimming credit cards but is having second thoughts about snitching, and a husband who says his his wife is being influenced by a "health nut" co-worker in giving their kids less food. Play along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can guess the 5 different mindbenders on some current statistics! <br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6736</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bananaman,chineserobocop,floridacops,floridaman,floridawoman,looseemu,wildsexervisits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bc1bd9438b6d495d00e98ae724f13cda.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dis'd By Gravy, A Bone Stylus Boner, and An Assault By Collard Greens</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:48) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:04) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:11:03) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:34) Closing<br />
<br />
You don't mess with a man's gravy and a KFC worker found that out the hard way. Archaeologists in Sicily found some "hard" evidence on a ancient stylus carved from a bone that sported a very "excited" Dionysus. A Florida woman chose to attack another woman with a plate of collard greens, which would seem to do more damage if they were consumed instead of thrown. Enough stupidity to get you through the week?<br /><br />In this "Midweek BONUS Episode"...<br /><ul><li>A Vegas KFC Customer Felt "Disrespected" Over Gravy—Stabs Worker</li><li>Frustrated Airline Passenger Hijacks Airline’s Intercom At O’Hare Intn’l</li><li>The Enviro-Nuts Are Going After Your Dog's Dinners—Which 'Can Have Greater Climate Impact Than owners’</li><li>Bath and Body Works Nixed Its New "Pizza and Ranch" Candle Because It Was Making People Gag</li><li>Gang of Monkeys and a Goat on the Loose Near a St. Louis, MO Park</li><li>Virginia Woman Claims She Snorts All of Her Food</li><li>Little Tyke Tussle! Brawl Breaks Out During KIDS Hockey Game In PA</li><li>Man Accused of Firing Gun Outside School Cusses Out Judge, Puts Fingers in Ears</li><li>FL Woman Is Arrested For Attacking Victim With Collared Greens</li><li>Nevada Man Allegedly Tries to Run over Police with Bulldozer</li><li>Men’s Makeup Is Going Mainstream...Thanks to Gen Z &amp; Social Media</li><li>Worst Invention Ever? Scroll Through TikTok by Honking Your Horn</li><li>FL Woman Stole Co-Worker's Stanley Cup Because She Thought It Would Be Good To Store Her Breast Milk In</li><li>Coach Passengers Refused to Leave 1st Class on Flight, Police Removed Them in Cuffs</li><li>Woman Accused of Sending Her Ex's Pics to His Mom Rolls Her Eyes in Mugshot</li><li>Is the Secret to Finding the Best Orange Examining Its "Booty Hole"</li><li>Customer At A Connecticut Restaurant Attacked with Bear Spray</li><li>Woman Learns She’s ‘Allergic’ To Her Husband After Years Of Trying to Get Pregnant</li><li>A Drunk Driver Was Breathalized At 21 Times the Legal Limit</li><li>Archaeologists Discover an Ancient Stylus With an Erection–Yes–That Kind</li></ul>Catch up on all the stupidity from the current events of the week with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the next 7 "winners" from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69524780</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69524780/s7e39.mp3" length="79325308" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e/e50692da-bcb3-4dbd-8d9d-5af7e3f2ed3e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You don't mess with a man's gravy and a KFC worker found that out the hard way. Archaeologists in Sicily found some "hard" evidence on a ancient stylus carved from a bone that sported a very "excited" Dionysus. A Florida woman chose to attack another...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:48) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(00:57:04) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:11:03) Genius Awards<br />
(01:21:34) Closing<br />
<br />
You don't mess with a man's gravy and a KFC worker found that out the hard way. Archaeologists in Sicily found some "hard" evidence on a ancient stylus carved from a bone that sported a very "excited" Dionysus. A Florida woman chose to attack another woman with a plate of collard greens, which would seem to do more damage if they were consumed instead of thrown. Enough stupidity to get you through the week?<br /><br />In this "Midweek BONUS Episode"...<br /><ul><li>A Vegas KFC Customer Felt "Disrespected" Over Gravy—Stabs Worker</li><li>Frustrated Airline Passenger Hijacks Airline’s Intercom At O’Hare Intn’l</li><li>The Enviro-Nuts Are Going After Your Dog's Dinners—Which 'Can Have Greater Climate Impact Than owners’</li><li>Bath and Body Works Nixed Its New "Pizza and Ranch" Candle Because It Was Making People Gag</li><li>Gang of Monkeys and a Goat on the Loose Near a St. Louis, MO Park</li><li>Virginia Woman Claims She Snorts All of Her Food</li><li>Little Tyke Tussle! Brawl Breaks Out During KIDS Hockey Game In PA</li><li>Man Accused of Firing Gun Outside School Cusses Out Judge, Puts Fingers in Ears</li><li>FL Woman Is Arrested For Attacking Victim With Collared Greens</li><li>Nevada Man Allegedly Tries to Run over Police with Bulldozer</li><li>Men’s Makeup Is Going Mainstream...Thanks to Gen Z &amp; Social Media</li><li>Worst Invention Ever? Scroll Through TikTok by Honking Your Horn</li><li>FL Woman Stole Co-Worker's Stanley Cup Because She Thought It Would Be Good To Store Her Breast Milk In</li><li>Coach Passengers Refused to Leave 1st Class on Flight, Police Removed Them in Cuffs</li><li>Woman Accused of Sending Her Ex's Pics to His Mom Rolls Her Eyes in Mugshot</li><li>Is the Secret to Finding the Best Orange Examining Its "Booty Hole"</li><li>Customer At A Connecticut Restaurant Attacked with Bear Spray</li><li>Woman Learns She’s ‘Allergic’ To Her Husband After Years Of Trying to Get Pregnant</li><li>A Drunk Driver Was Breathalized At 21 Times the Legal Limit</li><li>Archaeologists Discover an Ancient Stylus With an Erection–Yes–That Kind</li></ul>Catch up on all the stupidity from the current events of the week with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the next 7 "winners" from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4958</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,bearspray,boner,collardgreens,dui,kiddiehockeyfight,loosemonkeys,mensmakeup,snortingfood</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/920bd5a81a5c8530100372df3f313858.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wrong-Way Waymo, Beloved Bar's Baculum Stolen, and A Sweet Potato Up the Rectum</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:08) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:24) AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons<br />
(00:31:35) Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone<br />
(00:36:51) How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'<br />
(00:38:54) Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching Train<br />
(00:44:35) Lesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your Bladder<br />
(00:49:15) Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant<br />
(00:55:42) Surgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His Butt<br />
(01:03:17) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:15:06) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:34:02) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:39) Closing<br />
<br />
There's been plenty of stupidity from wayward Waymos having minds of their own with helpless riders fending for themselves. And now we have a Waymo in Arizona that identifies as a train...and decides to drive on the tracks...with an oncoming train approaching. The passenger, who actually has the ability to think cognitively, makes a run for it. A customer at a Camden, NJ bar made a run for it, with the bar's "conversation piece"... a walrus baculum...or plainly stated, a "penis bone". Wonder what kind of conversation that person will be having? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is beyond elated that the new year begins with a stupid man from China who tried to bake a 7" sweet potato in his colon. A failed attempted removal by doctors included the use of a wine corkscrew.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Yes, Those Big Touchscreens In Cars Are Dangerous &amp; Buttons Are Coming Back!</li><li>AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons</li><li>Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'</li><li>Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching Train</li><li>Lesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your Bladder</li><li>Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant</li><li>Surgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His Butt</li></ul><br />We've also got a couple of people who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice on how to deal with an 8-y/o boy who only wants to eat pizza...all the time, and a wife who wonders if she should tell her military husband that his friend was hitting on her a few weeks before he was to return from duty. Test your lack of stupidity against Pancho with this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show and see of you can do better than Pancho!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69473258</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2026 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69473258/s7e38.mp3" length="97629830" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464/abd9fa2b-59ea-49db-b08a-e606a86c2464.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's been plenty of stupidity from wayward Waymos having minds of their own with helpless riders fending for themselves. And now we have a Waymo in Arizona that identifies as a train...and decides to drive on the tracks...with an oncoming train...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:08) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(00:25:24) AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons<br />
(00:31:35) Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone<br />
(00:36:51) How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'<br />
(00:38:54) Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching Train<br />
(00:44:35) Lesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your Bladder<br />
(00:49:15) Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant<br />
(00:55:42) Surgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His Butt<br />
(01:03:17) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:15:06) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:34:02) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:40:39) Closing<br />
<br />
There's been plenty of stupidity from wayward Waymos having minds of their own with helpless riders fending for themselves. And now we have a Waymo in Arizona that identifies as a train...and decides to drive on the tracks...with an oncoming train approaching. The passenger, who actually has the ability to think cognitively, makes a run for it. A customer at a Camden, NJ bar made a run for it, with the bar's "conversation piece"... a walrus baculum...or plainly stated, a "penis bone". Wonder what kind of conversation that person will be having? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is beyond elated that the new year begins with a stupid man from China who tried to bake a 7" sweet potato in his colon. A failed attempted removal by doctors included the use of a wine corkscrew.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] Yes, Those Big Touchscreens In Cars Are Dangerous &amp; Buttons Are Coming Back!</li><li>AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons</li><li>Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone</li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'</li><li>Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching Train</li><li>Lesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your Bladder</li><li>Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant</li><li>Surgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His Butt</li></ul><br />We've also got a couple of people who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice on how to deal with an 8-y/o boy who only wants to eat pizza...all the time, and a wife who wonders if she should tell her military husband that his friend was hitting on her a few weeks before he was to return from duty. Test your lack of stupidity against Pancho with this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show and see of you can do better than Pancho!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6102</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artificialintelligence,liveleechinbladder,nakedmermaid,walrusbaculum,waymo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/822af249c138e8c3800af87cab5856be.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Horse Poop In Target, "Camel KO" At Church, and Free Weed At School</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek Bonus Stupidity<br />
(01:00:07) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:15:47) Genius Awards<br />
(01:26:32) Closing<br />
<br />
It's not every day you see a horse being riden down an aisle at Target, much less finding a trail of horse droppings behind. It's not every day you see live camels in church, much less having a woman knocked out cold with a camel kick to the face. And it's not every day you see a sign near a school advertising "free week", but this is a podcast about stupidity so it shouldn't be too surprising.<br /><br />In this "Midweek BONUS Episode"...<br /><ul><li>A Lady Stole a Leg of Lamb and Used It as a Weapon</li><li>Family Receives Over 100 Misdirected Hotel Packages In 6 Months</li><li>UT Woman Traveling 112 MPH Claims She Was Trying to Get to Church</li><li>Here's a Christmas Tradition to Try In 2026: The Pooping Log</li><li>Man Rides His Horse Through a Target Store, Horse Leaves Behind a Few Gifts</li><li>Someone Put Out "Free Weed"...Near a School</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Driving a Stolen U-Haul to Court</li><li>Colorado Neighbors Fights Their HOA Over Keeping 28-Ft. Inflatable Santa</li><li>Man Sparks Debate After Refusing to Shovel Snow—Has Wife Do It Instead</li><li>Kids Don't Find Farts Funny Anymore</li><li>The Most Stupid Gift to Receive Might Be: Cheap, Re-Gifted Underwear That Doesn't Fit</li><li>Baby Jesus Figure Returned After Being Stolen from PA Nativity Display</li><li>Woman Knocked Out COLD After A Camel Kick To Her Head During TX Church Christmas Show</li><li>The World's Oldest Twinkie Is Turning 50</li><li>The Chuck E. Cheese Credit Card Suspect Named 'FL Man of the Year'</li><li>FL Mailman Assumed at Kid Was a Porch Pirate and Tried to Run Him Over</li><li>Infant thrown from stroller during fight at PA mall parking lot—Police charged 4 women</li><li>PA Woman Ran Over Boyfriend After Argument at Taco Bell</li><li>Near Naked Weirdo Wearing Nothing But a Tablecloth Arrested for String of Alleged Car Robberies</li><li>Irish Man’s Body Unidentified 1-Year, Despite 9 Forms Of ID In His Pocket</li><li>IL Woman Set Walmart Baby Cribs Ablaze With Camping Fuel as Store Was 'Full' of Customers</li></ul>Get up to date with the latest stupidity in current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 2026's first batch of "winners" in the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69428608</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 17:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69428608/s7e37.mp3" length="84082519" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98/8c4e731f-a7e8-4148-a0ff-6ef5cd530b98.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's not every day you see a horse being riden down an aisle at Target, much less finding a trail of horse droppings behind. It's not every day you see live camels in church, much less having a woman knocked out cold with a camel kick to the face. And...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:00:44) Midweek Bonus Stupidity<br />
(01:00:07) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:15:47) Genius Awards<br />
(01:26:32) Closing<br />
<br />
It's not every day you see a horse being riden down an aisle at Target, much less finding a trail of horse droppings behind. It's not every day you see live camels in church, much less having a woman knocked out cold with a camel kick to the face. And it's not every day you see a sign near a school advertising "free week", but this is a podcast about stupidity so it shouldn't be too surprising.<br /><br />In this "Midweek BONUS Episode"...<br /><ul><li>A Lady Stole a Leg of Lamb and Used It as a Weapon</li><li>Family Receives Over 100 Misdirected Hotel Packages In 6 Months</li><li>UT Woman Traveling 112 MPH Claims She Was Trying to Get to Church</li><li>Here's a Christmas Tradition to Try In 2026: The Pooping Log</li><li>Man Rides His Horse Through a Target Store, Horse Leaves Behind a Few Gifts</li><li>Someone Put Out "Free Weed"...Near a School</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Driving a Stolen U-Haul to Court</li><li>Colorado Neighbors Fights Their HOA Over Keeping 28-Ft. Inflatable Santa</li><li>Man Sparks Debate After Refusing to Shovel Snow—Has Wife Do It Instead</li><li>Kids Don't Find Farts Funny Anymore</li><li>The Most Stupid Gift to Receive Might Be: Cheap, Re-Gifted Underwear That Doesn't Fit</li><li>Baby Jesus Figure Returned After Being Stolen from PA Nativity Display</li><li>Woman Knocked Out COLD After A Camel Kick To Her Head During TX Church Christmas Show</li><li>The World's Oldest Twinkie Is Turning 50</li><li>The Chuck E. Cheese Credit Card Suspect Named 'FL Man of the Year'</li><li>FL Mailman Assumed at Kid Was a Porch Pirate and Tried to Run Him Over</li><li>Infant thrown from stroller during fight at PA mall parking lot—Police charged 4 women</li><li>PA Woman Ran Over Boyfriend After Argument at Taco Bell</li><li>Near Naked Weirdo Wearing Nothing But a Tablecloth Arrested for String of Alleged Car Robberies</li><li>Irish Man’s Body Unidentified 1-Year, Despite 9 Forms Of ID In His Pocket</li><li>IL Woman Set Walmart Baby Cribs Ablaze With Camping Fuel as Store Was 'Full' of Customers</li></ul>Get up to date with the latest stupidity in current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 2026's first batch of "winners" in the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5256</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>camelkick,flmanoftheyear,freeweed,horsepoop,inflatablesanta,nakedman,notfunnyfarts,pamallfight,poopinglog,walmartstupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a00a4f862cf01aa32d14374a29da535d.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Safe Snowball Fights, Coon Chaos With Fine Dining, and FL Man "Showing Off The Boys"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:31) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(01:09:33) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:23:20) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:44:50) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:50:49) Closing<br />
<br />
Only the Quebecois in Canada has the chutzpah to demand their kids wear helmets when sliding down a snowpile at recess during winter school days. When the debutantes dine at dinner they don't want to be interrupted by a raging raccoon that just happened to "drop in" on them. We start the year with our friend, Sheriff Grady Judd in Polk Co., FL who found a certain FL Man dressed in a red lace bra with fake boobs wearing a G-string while "showing off the boys" at a construction site. What was going on? It's anyone's guess. Welcome to 2026!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind[…Here's Why Gen Z &amp; Millennial Men Aren’t Approaching Women</li><li>A Guy Hid from Cops in a Nativity Scene by Pretending to Be a Wise Man</li><li>An Amazon Driver Porch Pirate...Stole a Woman's Cat</li><li>86-y/o Man Fined Over $300 For Spitting Out Leaf That Blew Into His Mouth</li><li>Canadian school rule forces kids to wear helmets to play in snow</li><li>KY Man Arrested for Stealing Ex-Girlfriend's Car While She Gave Birth</li><li>FL Weirdo, Dressed in Red Lace Bra &amp; G-String “Showing Off The Boys”, Caught Hiding Gun Under Prosthetic Silicone Breasts</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew has recovered from not one--but TWO--bouts of strep throat...back-to-back...and is ready to take on a couple of people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about how he would advise letting dad take his 13-y/o son to an R-Rated movie and how a wife should respond when her husband didn't defend her when his drunk boss...who's also a friend...said some rather awkward things about her because he didn't want to jepardize a possible promotion at work! Pancho also tackles our first <i>Insane Game Show</i> of the year so you can play along with Pancho to see if you're better at it than he is!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69376588</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2026 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69376588/s7e36.mp3" length="107400880" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3/77b53646-1d66-49a2-98c6-5e9a72bd2ae3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Only the Quebecois in Canada has the chutzpah to demand their kids wear helmets when sliding down a snowpile at recess during winter school days. When the debutantes dine at dinner they don't want to be interrupted by a raging raccoon that just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Opening<br />
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:07:31) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(01:09:33) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:23:20) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:44:50) Coming Next Episode<br />
(01:50:49) Closing<br />
<br />
Only the Quebecois in Canada has the chutzpah to demand their kids wear helmets when sliding down a snowpile at recess during winter school days. When the debutantes dine at dinner they don't want to be interrupted by a raging raccoon that just happened to "drop in" on them. We start the year with our friend, Sheriff Grady Judd in Polk Co., FL who found a certain FL Man dressed in a red lace bra with fake boobs wearing a G-string while "showing off the boys" at a construction site. What was going on? It's anyone's guess. Welcome to 2026!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind[…Here's Why Gen Z &amp; Millennial Men Aren’t Approaching Women</li><li>A Guy Hid from Cops in a Nativity Scene by Pretending to Be a Wise Man</li><li>An Amazon Driver Porch Pirate...Stole a Woman's Cat</li><li>86-y/o Man Fined Over $300 For Spitting Out Leaf That Blew Into His Mouth</li><li>Canadian school rule forces kids to wear helmets to play in snow</li><li>KY Man Arrested for Stealing Ex-Girlfriend's Car While She Gave Birth</li><li>FL Weirdo, Dressed in Red Lace Bra &amp; G-String “Showing Off The Boys”, Caught Hiding Gun Under Prosthetic Silicone Breasts</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew has recovered from not one--but TWO--bouts of strep throat...back-to-back...and is ready to take on a couple of people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about how he would advise letting dad take his 13-y/o son to an R-Rated movie and how a wife should respond when her husband didn't defend her when his drunk boss...who's also a friend...said some rather awkward things about her because he didn't want to jepardize a possible promotion at work! Pancho also tackles our first <i>Insane Game Show</i> of the year so you can play along with Pancho to see if you're better at it than he is!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6713</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazonporchpiirate,approachingwomen,baddad,racoondiner,sheriffgrady,snowhelmets,stupidlaws,unwisemanmangerscene</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38f2bcf0e90f934cfd623f2eb4bb653d.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire<br />
(00:02:03) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:27) A Pancho-less Week of Stupidity<br />
<br />
We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho isn't here with his observations and biting wit! However, the stupidity must go on and you can look for some fresh stupidity in January, 2026 while we take a couple of weeks off to let the stupidity catch up!<br /><br />In this last Weekend Episode of 2025...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]…Holiday Tradition Gets Pricier: Santa’s Cookies Now Cost $8.44</li><li>2 Waymos Crashed Into Each Other, Trapping a 3rd—Blocking Entire Street</li><li>GameStop's "Trade Anything Day" Saw Customers Bring in a Goose, "Friends" on VHS, and a Tiny Jesus</li><li>Student’s Arm Tattoo Ends Up On Her Tongue After Cancer Surgery</li><li>Deputies bust 3–accused of giving kids counterfeit money to spend at FL businesses &amp; bring real money back for change</li><li>Grandma Who Lit Birthday Cake and Almost Caused a Structure Fire</li><li>Lawyer sues casino after waking up in handcuffs with $75k debt he doesn’t remember</li><li>FL Woman Charged After Deputies Find Anti-Anxiety Meds In Her Genital</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69148805</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2025 18:00:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69148805/s7e35.mp3" length="32990701" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e/0528c32e-ce11-4984-b7c0-22a08f52377e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho isn't here with his observations...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire<br />
(00:02:03) A Piece of My Mind<br />
(00:06:27) A Pancho-less Week of Stupidity<br />
<br />
We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho isn't here with his observations and biting wit! However, the stupidity must go on and you can look for some fresh stupidity in January, 2026 while we take a couple of weeks off to let the stupidity catch up!<br /><br />In this last Weekend Episode of 2025...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]…Holiday Tradition Gets Pricier: Santa’s Cookies Now Cost $8.44</li><li>2 Waymos Crashed Into Each Other, Trapping a 3rd—Blocking Entire Street</li><li>GameStop's "Trade Anything Day" Saw Customers Bring in a Goose, "Friends" on VHS, and a Tiny Jesus</li><li>Student’s Arm Tattoo Ends Up On Her Tongue After Cancer Surgery</li><li>Deputies bust 3–accused of giving kids counterfeit money to spend at FL businesses &amp; bring real money back for change</li><li>Grandma Who Lit Birthday Cake and Almost Caused a Structure Fire</li><li>Lawyer sues casino after waking up in handcuffs with $75k debt he doesn’t remember</li><li>FL Woman Charged After Deputies Find Anti-Anxiety Meds In Her Genital</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2062</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>birthdaycakefire,gamestop,kidsfakemoneyscam,prisonstupidity,tonguetattoo,waymostupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fb49954d93560a053006bd58bd0008ab.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:01:26) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:09:46) Genius Awards<br />
<br />
Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating them raw, on college campuses.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Guy Robbed a Liquor Store with an "Old-Timey" Gun</li><li>GA Man Shoots at Random Shopper Outside of Lowe's–Wanted to Be Rewarded</li><li>A Guy Uses a Snow Blower To Assault Someone With Snow</li><li>In-N-Out Removed "67" From Its Order Numbers</li><li>FL Woman Arrested After Being Seen Walking On A Sidewalk Sipping Cinnamon Whiskey—Wearing NOTHING Below The Waist</li><li>NJ Man Who Portrayed Santa Claus Charged with Child Porn Offenses</li><li>FL Woman Faces Felony for Throwing Chicken at Victim’s Face</li><li>DoorDash Driver Accused of Spraying Pepper Spray on Arby’s Food After Dropping It Off At a Home...Over a Small Tip</li><li>Which English-Speaking Countries Use the F-Word the Most? "F’ing USA"</li><li>FL Car Thief Said He Was "Teleported” Into Stolen BMW</li><li>Deer Attack Blow-up Reindeer Decor on Woman’s Front Lawn</li><li>Viral TikTok Holiday Treat: Vanilla Ice Cream...Doused in Red Wine</li><li>(SICKO) FL Man Cut Open, Ate Dead HOG at Clock Tower</li><li>NJ man praised for trying to save neighbor in fire is now charged in her murder</li><li>Former DoorDash Driver Pleads Not Guilty To Filming Unconscious, Half-Naked Customer</li><li>This Is Why You Don't Blow Leaves on Your Rooftop When You're 86</li><li>A Guy Called the Cops After the Car He Stole Got Towed</li><li>A Lawyer Is Suing the IRS, Demanding Pets Count as Legal Dependents</li><li>Sniffing Your Own “Air Biscuits” Boosts Brain Power</li><li>FL Woman Charged Again For Public Sex Activity In Parking Lot</li><li>Pornhub reveals number of women watching X-rated videos is surging</li></ul>And our weekly stupid rundown from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week in Review</i> plus the 7 "winner" from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69085600</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69085600/s7e34.mp3" length="84900466" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64/2546838a-0e50-4a2b-a677-9c1c07fece64.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating them raw, on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity<br />
(01:01:26) Insane Week In Review<br />
(01:09:46) Genius Awards<br />
<br />
Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating them raw, on college campuses.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Guy Robbed a Liquor Store with an "Old-Timey" Gun</li><li>GA Man Shoots at Random Shopper Outside of Lowe's–Wanted to Be Rewarded</li><li>A Guy Uses a Snow Blower To Assault Someone With Snow</li><li>In-N-Out Removed "67" From Its Order Numbers</li><li>FL Woman Arrested After Being Seen Walking On A Sidewalk Sipping Cinnamon Whiskey—Wearing NOTHING Below The Waist</li><li>NJ Man Who Portrayed Santa Claus Charged with Child Porn Offenses</li><li>FL Woman Faces Felony for Throwing Chicken at Victim’s Face</li><li>DoorDash Driver Accused of Spraying Pepper Spray on Arby’s Food After Dropping It Off At a Home...Over a Small Tip</li><li>Which English-Speaking Countries Use the F-Word the Most? "F’ing USA"</li><li>FL Car Thief Said He Was "Teleported” Into Stolen BMW</li><li>Deer Attack Blow-up Reindeer Decor on Woman’s Front Lawn</li><li>Viral TikTok Holiday Treat: Vanilla Ice Cream...Doused in Red Wine</li><li>(SICKO) FL Man Cut Open, Ate Dead HOG at Clock Tower</li><li>NJ man praised for trying to save neighbor in fire is now charged in her murder</li><li>Former DoorDash Driver Pleads Not Guilty To Filming Unconscious, Half-Naked Customer</li><li>This Is Why You Don't Blow Leaves on Your Rooftop When You're 86</li><li>A Guy Called the Cops After the Car He Stole Got Towed</li><li>A Lawyer Is Suing the IRS, Demanding Pets Count as Legal Dependents</li><li>Sniffing Your Own “Air Biscuits” Boosts Brain Power</li><li>FL Woman Charged Again For Public Sex Activity In Parking Lot</li><li>Pornhub reveals number of women watching X-rated videos is surging</li></ul>And our weekly stupid rundown from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week in Review</i> plus the 7 "winner" from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>doordash,eatingdeadhog,farts,pornhub,snowassalt,snowassault,teleporting,vigilantejustice,walkingnaked</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c31ed8b03e9eb7ac2d34403e3bfda1e5.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn<br />
(00:01:40) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(01:15:24) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:36:48) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:51:51) Coming Next Episode<br />
<br />
There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it comes to experimenting on new ways to spy on the rest of the world. Well, now they're putting computer chips in bird brains to use as flying spy planes. There is a fetish for almost any form of stupidity and this has to be the stupidest: Getting your jollies from licking armpits. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, gets more than a little uncomfortable trying to get through this story!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] For New Parents, Dark and Disturbing Thoughts are Extremely Common</li><li>Man Couldn't Pay for Airport Parking. So, Called in a Bomb Threat to Get Out of the Lot</li><li>Waymo Drives Through Middle of An Armed Police Standoff</li><li>Russia Unveils Spy Pigeons, With Brain Implants &amp; Cameras, That Are STEERED REMOTELY</li><li>Police Arrest 4 Suspects For Hacking 120,000 Cameras To Create Sex Videos</li><li>A Man Had a Working Cigarette Lighter in His Stomach for 30 Years</li><li>73-y/o MS man ‘tries to buy’ baby at Louisiana auction in shocking offer</li><li>“Pit porn” is one of the most requested fetishes of 2025</li></ul>Pancho is given a couple of questions to answer with his sage wisdom on whether or not to end a relationship with a woman who's going through a divorce and what to do with a wife that is spending out of control. In this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>, play along with Pancho to see if your stupidity is worse than his!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69018761</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69018761/s7e33.mp3" length="121359045" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6/64176cb5-f182-4bab-ae4c-3802be2b2cf6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it comes to experimenting on new ways to spy on the rest of the world. Well, now...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn<br />
(00:01:40) A PIece of My Mind<br />
(00:08:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew<br />
(01:15:24) Ask Pancho<br />
(01:36:48) Insane Game Show<br />
(01:51:51) Coming Next Episode<br />
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There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it comes to experimenting on new ways to spy on the rest of the world. Well, now they're putting computer chips in bird brains to use as flying spy planes. There is a fetish for almost any form of stupidity and this has to be the stupidest: Getting your jollies from licking armpits. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, gets more than a little uncomfortable trying to get through this story!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind…] For New Parents, Dark and Disturbing Thoughts are Extremely Common</li><li>Man Couldn't Pay for Airport Parking. So, Called in a Bomb Threat to Get Out of the Lot</li><li>Waymo Drives Through Middle of An Armed Police Standoff</li><li>Russia Unveils Spy Pigeons, With Brain Implants &amp; Cameras, That Are STEERED REMOTELY</li><li>Police Arrest 4 Suspects For Hacking 120,000 Cameras To Create Sex Videos</li><li>A Man Had a Working Cigarette Lighter in His Stomach for 30 Years</li><li>73-y/o MS man ‘tries to buy’ baby at Louisiana auction in shocking offer</li><li>“Pit porn” is one of the most requested fetishes of 2025</li></ul>Pancho is given a couple of questions to answer with his sage wisdom on whether or not to end a relationship with a woman who's going through a divorce and what to do with a wife that is spending out of control. In this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>, play along with Pancho to see if your stupidity is worse than his!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7585</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airportstupidity,camerahackers,childauction,flyingbiodrones,newparents,pitporn,swallowingthings,waymo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/393c21acb26c32b6085e229d64f35fd7.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drunk Coon In A Liquor Store, Pittsburgh Grinch, and A Masterbating Fireman</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[The Grinch is alive &amp; arrested in Pittsburgh after trying to "end Christmas". A racoon is in AA after breaking into a liquor store &amp; slurping up enough booze to pass out in the bathroom. A fireman is being "hosed" for playing with his "fire hose" in multiple locations. <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Man Set His Family's Home On Fire Following Argument On Thanksgiving</li><li>500lb. Bear Turns Home Into His Personal Den</li><li>AL Family Finds Spiked Object Lodged In The Bumper Of Their Vehicle</li><li>Turkey Day Slip-Up: Ocean Spray Accidentally Filled Cranberry Sauce Cans with Water</li><li>Woman Is Arrested For 4-Whippets-Related DUIs In Less Than 2 Weeks</li><li>DoorDash Driver Drops Chicken Wing, Puts It Back in Box, and Licks Fingers</li><li>Woman Leaves Dinner with Friends After Pal Ruins Photo of Her Food</li><li>Columbia Sportswear Will Give the Whole Company Away...to Anyone Who Can Prove the Earth Is Flat</li><li>Pittsburgh Grinch Taken Into Custody–Tried to end Christmas, 'steal' ambulance</li><li>A Grinch Caused $30K Worth of Damage to a Christmas Light Display, But It's Back Up and Running</li><li>FL Man Test Drove a Cybertruck, Kept It for 2 Days, and Smashed It Up with a Hammer</li><li>Wild Video Shows Police In Sarasota, Florida Wrangle 600-Pound Alligator</li><li>A Raccoon Broke into a Liquor Store, Got Drunk, and Passed Out in the Bathroom</li><li>Baltimore Fire Employee Masturbated in Public Spaces at Multiple Firehouses</li><li>THIS Is Why You Don't Try to "Rescue" Raccoons on Your Own</li><li>Philly Residents say windshield barnacles are predatory, question legality</li><li>A FL Man’s "Come Back with a Warrant" Doormat Didn't Keep Cops Away</li><li>TX Man Says He Was Bitten By a Mouse at Waco Movie Theater</li><li>FL Woman Convicted For AI-Generated Rape Hoax Inspired By TikTok Challenge</li><li>Police In PA Find Deer With “PET” Spray-Painted On Body</li><li>Guy Accidentally Deposits Meth In A Bank’s Pneumatic Tube Cannister</li></ul>Plus get all the stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as getting up close and personal with the "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68966426</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68966426/s7e32.mp3" length="82398980" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5/66c247c9-43dd-41a9-bbd3-5d1c5374f0f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Grinch is alive &amp;amp; arrested in Pittsburgh after trying to "end Christmas". A racoon is in AA after breaking into a liquor store &amp;amp; slurping up enough booze to pass out in the bathroom. A fireman is being "hosed" for playing with his "fire...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Grinch is alive &amp; arrested in Pittsburgh after trying to "end Christmas". A racoon is in AA after breaking into a liquor store &amp; slurping up enough booze to pass out in the bathroom. A fireman is being "hosed" for playing with his "fire hose" in multiple locations. <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Man Set His Family's Home On Fire Following Argument On Thanksgiving</li><li>500lb. Bear Turns Home Into His Personal Den</li><li>AL Family Finds Spiked Object Lodged In The Bumper Of Their Vehicle</li><li>Turkey Day Slip-Up: Ocean Spray Accidentally Filled Cranberry Sauce Cans with Water</li><li>Woman Is Arrested For 4-Whippets-Related DUIs In Less Than 2 Weeks</li><li>DoorDash Driver Drops Chicken Wing, Puts It Back in Box, and Licks Fingers</li><li>Woman Leaves Dinner with Friends After Pal Ruins Photo of Her Food</li><li>Columbia Sportswear Will Give the Whole Company Away...to Anyone Who Can Prove the Earth Is Flat</li><li>Pittsburgh Grinch Taken Into Custody–Tried to end Christmas, 'steal' ambulance</li><li>A Grinch Caused $30K Worth of Damage to a Christmas Light Display, But It's Back Up and Running</li><li>FL Man Test Drove a Cybertruck, Kept It for 2 Days, and Smashed It Up with a Hammer</li><li>Wild Video Shows Police In Sarasota, Florida Wrangle 600-Pound Alligator</li><li>A Raccoon Broke into a Liquor Store, Got Drunk, and Passed Out in the Bathroom</li><li>Baltimore Fire Employee Masturbated in Public Spaces at Multiple Firehouses</li><li>THIS Is Why You Don't Try to "Rescue" Raccoons on Your Own</li><li>Philly Residents say windshield barnacles are predatory, question legality</li><li>A FL Man’s "Come Back with a Warrant" Doormat Didn't Keep Cops Away</li><li>TX Man Says He Was Bitten By a Mouse at Waco Movie Theater</li><li>FL Woman Convicted For AI-Generated Rape Hoax Inspired By TikTok Challenge</li><li>Police In PA Find Deer With “PET” Spray-Painted On Body</li><li>Guy Accidentally Deposits Meth In A Bank’s Pneumatic Tube Cannister</li></ul>Plus get all the stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as getting up close and personal with the "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5150</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligators,barnacles,bears,coons,doordash,flatearth,grinch,masterbating,meth,thanksgivingarson,tiktok,whippets</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/22fee5cc7e732848d96f1559d8576296.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bald Eagle Cat Bomb, TSA Tampon Scan, and A Radio Show Creepy Caller</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security is stressful enough without the realization that those TSA officers operating the scanners can see a lot more than just what in your pockets. Radio announcers might appear to have a comfy career coming into work at a studio and playing music and talking. Until they start taking calls from the public...live...on the air...and suddently their job becomes a crisis counselor when a caller confesses that about finding a dead body.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>Most People Tire of Houseguests Before the Week Ends</li><li>AI is Ruining Christmas for kids</li><li>Business Had No Clue That Man Playing Santa Killed His Wife Years Ago</li><li>Can TSA Body Scanners Tell When It's That Time of the Month for a Lady?</li><li>A Guy Waves Gun Around Thinking That Women Would Find It Sexy</li><li>Man froze wife’s body for up to 30 years–but got a new girlfriend within 2</li><li>Some Weirdo Called in to a Morning Radio Show to Report a Dead Body</li><li>Bald eagle drops cat mid-flight–through moving car: 'I have guts all over me'</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions from the holiday week about family stupidity and gives his sage advice on how to handle it if you are asking for help paying for Thanksgiving dinner and asking for money instead of gifts for Christmas. Play along with Pancho in the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and test your level of stupidity!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68900498</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68900498/s7e31.mp3" length="124060315" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500/e32d35b2-c674-404b-88d5-55318ded0500.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security is stressful enough without the realization that those TSA officers operating the scanners can see a lot more than just what in your pockets. Radio announcers might appear to have a comfy career coming into work at a studio and playing music and talking. Until they start taking calls from the public...live...on the air...and suddently their job becomes a crisis counselor when a caller confesses that about finding a dead body.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>Most People Tire of Houseguests Before the Week Ends</li><li>AI is Ruining Christmas for kids</li><li>Business Had No Clue That Man Playing Santa Killed His Wife Years Ago</li><li>Can TSA Body Scanners Tell When It's That Time of the Month for a Lady?</li><li>A Guy Waves Gun Around Thinking That Women Would Find It Sexy</li><li>Man froze wife’s body for up to 30 years–but got a new girlfriend within 2</li><li>Some Weirdo Called in to a Morning Radio Show to Report a Dead Body</li><li>Bald eagle drops cat mid-flight–through moving car: 'I have guts all over me'</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questions from the holiday week about family stupidity and gives his sage advice on how to handle it if you are asking for help paying for Thanksgiving dinner and asking for money instead of gifts for Christmas. Play along with Pancho in the <i>Insane Game Show</i> and test your level of stupidity!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7754</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,badsanta,cryogenicfreeze,deadbodyfound,deadcatthroughwindsheld,gunsandgirls,houseguests,tsa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d8b796bb2c7bbdc1724af8ac3b645ea.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Squeezable Leftover Gravy, Buck Naked FL Man, and An IA Man Flashes For Excitement</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man claiming to be doing a TikTok challenge...without his phone. In a stunning display of the definition of I.O.W.A (Idiots Out Walking Around), you'll get to know Danan Ary who was looking for some "excitement" by putting his manhood on full display on the side of the road, standing behind his 2012 Chevy Impalla...on 2 separate occasions.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Heinz Was Selling Squeezable "Leftover Gravy"</li><li>Woman's Entire Driveway Is Removed From Home She's Selling</li><li>Your Next Pet Could Be (NOT a Possum, but) a...Raccoon</li><li>Drunk FL Driver Tried to Blame a Medical Condition...He Couldn't Pronounce</li><li>White Kroger Shopper Yells In Black Woman's Face In Meltdown Over Self Checkout Etiquette</li><li>(Stupid?) Money Saving Tip for the Holidays: Don't Buy Gifts for Grandma</li><li>Controversy: PA Woman Got in Trouble with Police...After Pocketing an Abandoned $20 at Walmart</li><li>FL Man Walking ‘Buck Naked’ in 36° Weather Claims He Was Doing a TikTok Challenge</li><li>Carrie Underwood Has a Brilliant Solution to Get Kids to Stop Saying "6-7"</li><li>Southwest Airlines Traveler Has Screaming Meltdown at Gate, Yells: 'Do You Feel Safe?</li><li>The Key to Fresh Breath Is Mouthwash...Garlic Mouthwash</li><li>[Mmm, mmm…GROSS!] Campbell's VP Fired After Employee Records Hour-Long Racist Rant About Company Products</li><li>Iowa Man Flashed Oncoming Traffic Because He Needed Excitement In His Life</li><li>NY Driver Busted With Fake Inspection Sticker—Drawn With Crayon</li><li>Guy Tries to Set a Woman on Fire Because She Wouldn't Bring Him a Beer</li><li>WV Man Shot In The Head While Fighting Over A Gun While Shooting Rats</li><li>Man Dresses As His MOM to Continue Collecting Her Pension–3 Years After Her Death</li><li>TX Men Plot To Seize Haitian Island–Make Sex Slaves Of Women &amp; Children</li><li>Woman Starts Knocking on Own Coffin Before Her Cremation</li><li>A Scrooge Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun on Young Christmas Carolers</li><li>(Big STUPID Mistake!)...Hundreds Of Gallons Of Fuel Oil Pumped Into The WRONG HOUSE</li></ul>Plus the weekly <i>Insane Week In Review</i> with all the stupidity from the latest current events as well as our week 7 best "winners" of stupendous stupidity with the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68840379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68840379/s7e30.mp3" length="89941471" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0/05067bdd-a88b-44bd-a89b-1b02486099a0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man claiming to be doing a TikTok challenge...without his phone. In a stunning display of the definition of I.O.W.A (Idiots Out Walking Around), you'll get to know Danan Ary who was looking for some "excitement" by putting his manhood on full display on the side of the road, standing behind his 2012 Chevy Impalla...on 2 separate occasions.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Heinz Was Selling Squeezable "Leftover Gravy"</li><li>Woman's Entire Driveway Is Removed From Home She's Selling</li><li>Your Next Pet Could Be (NOT a Possum, but) a...Raccoon</li><li>Drunk FL Driver Tried to Blame a Medical Condition...He Couldn't Pronounce</li><li>White Kroger Shopper Yells In Black Woman's Face In Meltdown Over Self Checkout Etiquette</li><li>(Stupid?) Money Saving Tip for the Holidays: Don't Buy Gifts for Grandma</li><li>Controversy: PA Woman Got in Trouble with Police...After Pocketing an Abandoned $20 at Walmart</li><li>FL Man Walking ‘Buck Naked’ in 36° Weather Claims He Was Doing a TikTok Challenge</li><li>Carrie Underwood Has a Brilliant Solution to Get Kids to Stop Saying "6-7"</li><li>Southwest Airlines Traveler Has Screaming Meltdown at Gate, Yells: 'Do You Feel Safe?</li><li>The Key to Fresh Breath Is Mouthwash...Garlic Mouthwash</li><li>[Mmm, mmm…GROSS!] Campbell's VP Fired After Employee Records Hour-Long Racist Rant About Company Products</li><li>Iowa Man Flashed Oncoming Traffic Because He Needed Excitement In His Life</li><li>NY Driver Busted With Fake Inspection Sticker—Drawn With Crayon</li><li>Guy Tries to Set a Woman on Fire Because She Wouldn't Bring Him a Beer</li><li>WV Man Shot In The Head While Fighting Over A Gun While Shooting Rats</li><li>Man Dresses As His MOM to Continue Collecting Her Pension–3 Years After Her Death</li><li>TX Men Plot To Seize Haitian Island–Make Sex Slaves Of Women &amp; Children</li><li>Woman Starts Knocking on Own Coffin Before Her Cremation</li><li>A Scrooge Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun on Young Christmas Carolers</li><li>(Big STUPID Mistake!)...Hundreds Of Gallons Of Fuel Oil Pumped Into The WRONG HOUSE</li></ul>Plus the weekly <i>Insane Week In Review</i> with all the stupidity from the latest current events as well as our week 7 best "winners" of stupendous stupidity with the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5622</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6-7remedy,airlinestupidity,bucknaked,cambellssoupmeltdown,christmasstupidity,crayonvehicleregistration,finderskeepersmisdemeanor,fueloilmistake,garlicmouthwash,leftovergravy,stolendriveway,westvirginiastupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1d42b39a8a06fa8e8bdceeb8538c70f8.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ChatBot Children, Cockroach Murder Accomplice, Smuggled Parakeets In Underwear</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs. If you're going to sneak birds out of a country, do you think putting them in your shorts next to your equipment is the best place to smuggle them out? What if their pecker goes after your pecker? Confused yet? It will all make sense when you hear this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Users Are Marrying and Having Virtual Children With AI Chatbots</li><li>Driver Clocked at 107-MPH Says She Just Wanted to Get to Little Caesars Before It Closed</li><li>He Wasn’t Allowed to Sleep with His Wife When Visiting Her Parents. So He Set the Same Rule When They Came to Stay</li><li>A Light Rail Driver Told Scared Passengers to "Relax!"...After Falling Asleep and Nearly Crashing</li><li>NM Man charged in double homicide told deputies a cockroach told him to</li><li>A Cross-Dressing Porch Pirate Was Arrested</li><li>Did Hitler have a ‘micropenis’? A UK dubious documentary analyzes the dictator’s DNA</li><li>"Bored" FL Teen Destroys Golf Course Green Doing Donuts With Truck</li><li>Florida man hides in porta potty after stealing car and attacking worker</li><li>Real Life "Black Mirror"? A New App Lets You Talk to AI Versions of Deceased Loved Ones</li><li>Foul-Mouthed AI Toys Could Be a Huge Issue This Christmas</li><li>NEW TREND? TikTok’ers are filming themselves while bored</li><li>Man charged with smuggling parakeets in his pants</li><li>9 Suspects Emerge from Clown Car of Crime to Rob Vape Shop</li><li>Democrat Congressman Caught Staring at X-Rated Photos During Flight—Blames 'the Algorithm'</li><li>A Fight Over a Thanksgiving Turkey Erupted into Gunfire</li><li>TX ‘Piss Bandits’ Are Going Viral for Steady Stream of Mischief</li><li>Man Accused of Vandalizing Veterans Day Display Left His Driver's License at the Scene</li><li>A 10-y/o Stole His Mom's Car, Then Got His Dad Arrested</li><li>School Resource Officers Give Tickets to Elementary Kids for Saying “6-7”</li><li>A Plane Made an Emergency Landing After Someone Vaped Weed and the Crew Inhaled It</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and there's always a shortage of intelligence in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i> for this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68747045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68747045/s7e29.mp3" length="99104390" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518/ba6f9058-9d9a-4c42-b872-4f66e9675518.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs. If you're going to sneak birds out of a country, do you think putting them in your shorts next to your equipment is the best place to smuggle them out? What if their pecker goes after your pecker? Confused yet? It will all make sense when you hear this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Users Are Marrying and Having Virtual Children With AI Chatbots</li><li>Driver Clocked at 107-MPH Says She Just Wanted to Get to Little Caesars Before It Closed</li><li>He Wasn’t Allowed to Sleep with His Wife When Visiting Her Parents. So He Set the Same Rule When They Came to Stay</li><li>A Light Rail Driver Told Scared Passengers to "Relax!"...After Falling Asleep and Nearly Crashing</li><li>NM Man charged in double homicide told deputies a cockroach told him to</li><li>A Cross-Dressing Porch Pirate Was Arrested</li><li>Did Hitler have a ‘micropenis’? A UK dubious documentary analyzes the dictator’s DNA</li><li>"Bored" FL Teen Destroys Golf Course Green Doing Donuts With Truck</li><li>Florida man hides in porta potty after stealing car and attacking worker</li><li>Real Life "Black Mirror"? A New App Lets You Talk to AI Versions of Deceased Loved Ones</li><li>Foul-Mouthed AI Toys Could Be a Huge Issue This Christmas</li><li>NEW TREND? TikTok’ers are filming themselves while bored</li><li>Man charged with smuggling parakeets in his pants</li><li>9 Suspects Emerge from Clown Car of Crime to Rob Vape Shop</li><li>Democrat Congressman Caught Staring at X-Rated Photos During Flight—Blames 'the Algorithm'</li><li>A Fight Over a Thanksgiving Turkey Erupted into Gunfire</li><li>TX ‘Piss Bandits’ Are Going Viral for Steady Stream of Mischief</li><li>Man Accused of Vandalizing Veterans Day Display Left His Driver's License at the Scene</li><li>A 10-y/o Stole His Mom's Car, Then Got His Dad Arrested</li><li>School Resource Officers Give Tickets to Elementary Kids for Saying “6-7”</li><li>A Plane Made an Emergency Landing After Someone Vaped Weed and the Crew Inhaled It</li></ul>There's plenty of stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and there's always a shortage of intelligence in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i> for this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6194</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6-7,aitoys,blackmirrorapp,cockroaches,congressmanx-ratedphotos,pissbandits,thanksgiving,tiktok,vaping,virtualchildren</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/283e548b517223d04a2d5139e47127d0.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot for you!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Should Ask Babies For ‘Consent’ Before Changing Their Diapers</li><li>Jonas Brothers Fan Goes Viral For Reviewing Résumé Mid-Concert</li><li>A Guy Staged a Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife</li><li>Chatbot Jesus Exists As Churches Tap Into AI</li><li>Man Fights for His Life After Swallowing a WHOLE Burger Without Chewing</li><li>Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics</li><li>Driver Rear-Ends Vehicle While Taking a “Whizz” Into Budweiser Beer Can</li><li>Golden State Killer’s Secret Revealed In New Book: ‘Micro Penis’</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questons he will address when it comes to whether parents should let their 4-y/o daughter sleep in their bed...after 2 straight weeks...because she's "scared" and if a friend suspects something "suspicious" about someone's fiancé, should it be told. Play along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you are smarter than he is!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68685421</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68685421/s7e28.mp3" length="106218892" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a/44478127-b22e-4bb4-b4ff-bed46e670e9a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot for you!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Should Ask Babies For ‘Consent’ Before Changing Their Diapers</li><li>Jonas Brothers Fan Goes Viral For Reviewing Résumé Mid-Concert</li><li>A Guy Staged a Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife</li><li>Chatbot Jesus Exists As Churches Tap Into AI</li><li>Man Fights for His Life After Swallowing a WHOLE Burger Without Chewing</li><li>Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics</li><li>Driver Rear-Ends Vehicle While Taking a “Whizz” Into Budweiser Beer Can</li><li>Golden State Killer’s Secret Revealed In New Book: ‘Micro Penis’</li></ul>Pancho has a couple of questons he will address when it comes to whether parents should let their 4-y/o daughter sleep in their bed...after 2 straight weeks...because she's "scared" and if a friend suspects something "suspicious" about someone's fiancé, should it be told. Play along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you are smarter than he is!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6639</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>babyconsent,carjacking,chatbotjesus,dui,jonasbrothers,micropenis,stupidjokes,windmilling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85c39a81dcdbb1e27fb0eb2f2258b2fe.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bass Pro Shop Bathroom Beatdown, Naked Chainsawing, and A Bearista Cup Bruhaha</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated in this episode to naked chainsawing. But the neighbors were not amused. Starbucks Coffee may not get a lot of attention but their glass Bearista Cups sure did cause a lot of stupidity. And there's even more stupidity where all this came from...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Kentuckians Thought They Could Vote for the Mayor of New York City</li><li>Kraft Is Selling Apple Pie-Flavored Mac ‘n’ Cheese for the Holidays</li><li>More Than 500 Patients In Maine Were Sent Letters Of Their Own Deaths</li><li>Drunk Wisconsin Teacher Falls Out of Car—Then Stumbles Around School</li><li>Nude FL Man Arrested For Driving In Circles In Church Parking Lot</li><li>Fights Broke Out at Bass Pro Shop Grand Opening By 2 Guys in Line for the Toilet</li><li>What's GROSSER Than Gross? Sitting, On A Plane, Next to a ‘Human Biohazard’</li><li>Starbucks Customers Who Waited in Line Accuse Workers of Hoarding Teddy Bear Cups</li><li>Peanut Butter-Covered Man Captured On Video Wandering At Purdue</li><li>FL Man Started Shooting After a Heated Chicken-Egg Argument</li><li>Criminal Mastermind Tried To Swim From Police After Firing Gunshots</li><li>FL Man Pulled a Knife on Someone in a Bathroom Stall, Because He "Really Needed" to Use It</li><li>NJ Judge Denies Woman A Lawsuit Over Kids Calling Her A “Karen”</li><li>Bigfoot Researcher Reports ‘Very Credible’ I-80 Sighting In Pennsylvania</li><li>Minnesota Man Charged For For Operating A Chainsaw Naked</li><li>‘Devout Christian’ Democrat a PERV? He's Caught Following Prostitutes, OnlyFans Models on Social Media</li><li>Woman Says Popeyes Chicken Order Came With More Body Parts Than Expected</li><li>Former SC "Teacher Of The Year" Tries Running Down Her Baby Daddy</li><li>FL Man Throw His “Chew” At 7-Eleven Employee Over Lack Of Toilet Paper</li><li>Bank of America sued over not paying workers for PC boot up time in proposed class action lawsuit</li><li>Woman Names Her Baby After a Pair of Boots—&amp; the Internet’s Kicks Back</li></ul>Catch up on all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 7 new "winners" who made it into this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68627470</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68627470/s7e27.mp3" length="69144136" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20/1f6cd688-9f8d-4c82-a199-89b311762b20.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated in this episode to naked chainsawing. But the neighbors were not amused. Starbucks Coffee may not get a lot of attention but their glass Bearista Cups sure did cause a lot of stupidity. And there's even more stupidity where all this came from...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Kentuckians Thought They Could Vote for the Mayor of New York City</li><li>Kraft Is Selling Apple Pie-Flavored Mac ‘n’ Cheese for the Holidays</li><li>More Than 500 Patients In Maine Were Sent Letters Of Their Own Deaths</li><li>Drunk Wisconsin Teacher Falls Out of Car—Then Stumbles Around School</li><li>Nude FL Man Arrested For Driving In Circles In Church Parking Lot</li><li>Fights Broke Out at Bass Pro Shop Grand Opening By 2 Guys in Line for the Toilet</li><li>What's GROSSER Than Gross? Sitting, On A Plane, Next to a ‘Human Biohazard’</li><li>Starbucks Customers Who Waited in Line Accuse Workers of Hoarding Teddy Bear Cups</li><li>Peanut Butter-Covered Man Captured On Video Wandering At Purdue</li><li>FL Man Started Shooting After a Heated Chicken-Egg Argument</li><li>Criminal Mastermind Tried To Swim From Police After Firing Gunshots</li><li>FL Man Pulled a Knife on Someone in a Bathroom Stall, Because He "Really Needed" to Use It</li><li>NJ Judge Denies Woman A Lawsuit Over Kids Calling Her A “Karen”</li><li>Bigfoot Researcher Reports ‘Very Credible’ I-80 Sighting In Pennsylvania</li><li>Minnesota Man Charged For For Operating A Chainsaw Naked</li><li>‘Devout Christian’ Democrat a PERV? He's Caught Following Prostitutes, OnlyFans Models on Social Media</li><li>Woman Says Popeyes Chicken Order Came With More Body Parts Than Expected</li><li>Former SC "Teacher Of The Year" Tries Running Down Her Baby Daddy</li><li>FL Man Throw His “Chew” At 7-Eleven Employee Over Lack Of Toilet Paper</li><li>Bank of America sued over not paying workers for PC boot up time in proposed class action lawsuit</li><li>Woman Names Her Baby After a Pair of Boots—&amp; the Internet’s Kicks Back</li></ul>Catch up on all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 7 new "winners" who made it into this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4939</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>applepiemacandcheese,bathroombrawls,bearistacups,chainsawingnaked,drunksubstituteteacher,humanbiohazard,karen,lukaceylynn,peanutbutterman,popeyeschickenhead</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/31a0f71ab7bab8301909a96114761076.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Police Pig On The Loose!, Big Boob Bubbles, Police Chief Stung By Hooker Crime</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitutes get off the street and got caught up in a sting operation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will explain all this stupidity and it could get unpredictable.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…People Share More With AI Chatbots Introduced as Human</li><li>Women Can Read Age and Testosterone Level From a Man’s Face</li><li>Woman got Attacked by a Loose Pig in the City of Buffalo</li><li>FL Woman Discovers She's Been Paying Neighbor's Electric Bill—For Years</li><li>Man Couldn't Stop Hallucinating Women With Big Boobs After Eye Operation</li><li>MA Police chief claims he helps ‘get girls off the street’ when caught in prostitution sting</li><li>Woman Met Another Man During Bachelorette Party and Invited Him to Her Wedding—Then Left Her Husband and Married HIM Instead</li></ul>Pancho has some sage wisdom to a couple of questions that deal with caging a puppy indoors when no one is home and making a teenager pay for his dental work because he has poor hygine. See if you are better the Pancho in answering our questions in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68573918</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68573918/s7e26.mp3" length="95452159" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01/c9552d45-5958-4095-b49b-8718b4d61a01.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitutes get off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitutes get off the street and got caught up in a sting operation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will explain all this stupidity and it could get unpredictable.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…People Share More With AI Chatbots Introduced as Human</li><li>Women Can Read Age and Testosterone Level From a Man’s Face</li><li>Woman got Attacked by a Loose Pig in the City of Buffalo</li><li>FL Woman Discovers She's Been Paying Neighbor's Electric Bill—For Years</li><li>Man Couldn't Stop Hallucinating Women With Big Boobs After Eye Operation</li><li>MA Police chief claims he helps ‘get girls off the street’ when caught in prostitution sting</li><li>Woman Met Another Man During Bachelorette Party and Invited Him to Her Wedding—Then Left Her Husband and Married HIM Instead</li></ul>Pancho has some sage wisdom to a couple of questions that deal with caging a puppy indoors when no one is home and making a teenager pay for his dental work because he has poor hygine. See if you are better the Pancho in answering our questions in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6818</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,bachelorettepartywedding,bigboobs,chrishansen,pigontheloose,testosterone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ffd01c8243b1146e2cb3900480b18078.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pantless Police Officer On Zoom, Walmart Monkey In A Diaper, and An AZ Judge Peein In The Bushes</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart shopper...loose monkey in a diaper in the Halloween department. A ticket in the hand is better than a sitting judge caught peeing in the bushes. Confused? You shouldn't be...this is a podcast about stupidity.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>A United Flight Delayed 4 Hours After Flight Attendants Get Into A Fight</li><li>A Spooked Monkey In A Diaper Gets Loose Inside Spirit Halloween Store</li><li>Virginia Man Gets Naked And Chases After People Around Inside Walmart</li><li>Detroit Police Officer Caught In Virtual Court Hearing Not Wearing Pants</li><li>On Your Phone Too Much? Buy This 6-Pound Phone Case</li><li>A Halloween Hater Set a Bob Ross Skeleton on Fire</li><li>Sacramento Park Trees Create Vomit-Like Smell And Safety Hazards</li><li>The Internet Is Stunned to Find Out That Car Sunroofs...Have Drains</li><li>Nashville Predators Roll Out “FL Man Cam” Against Tampa Bay Lightning</li><li>FL Teacher Accused of Showing up to Work High, Giving Vape to Students</li><li>MD Democrat Lawmaker Secretly Films 2 of Her Critics in BED Together to Try and Silence Them</li><li>Pittsburgh Woman Lights A Crack Pipe While on Oxygen at The Hospital</li><li>ROAD RAGE!!...FL Man Shoots at Driver 33 Times</li><li>AZ Female Superior Court Judge Caught Relieving Herself in Public</li><li>A Thief's "Noticeable Bulge" Was a Tool—A Stolen Power Tool!</li><li>Furloughed IRS Attorney Opens Hot Dog Stand During Government Shutdown</li><li>Man Causes A Scene At Halloween Party After Losing Costume Contest—To A Dog</li><li>An Average Parent Fields 46 Questions Per Day from Their Kid / Kid Questions That Parents Never Want to Hear</li><li>NY Woman Was Arrested for Making Up a Story About Needles in Halloween Candy</li><li>Fancy L.A. Grocery Chain Erewhon Is Selling a Toothpaste Smoothie</li><li>Police Arrest FL Man For Flinging Hot Grease On Roommate</li></ul>Stay up to date with the latest supidity from the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the 7 latest "winners" from our <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68529188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 17:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68529188/s7e25.mp3" length="73050330" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879/ff881382-b201-407d-aec9-1a71d170f879.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart shopper...loose monkey in a diaper in the Halloween department. A ticket in the hand is better than a sitting judge caught peeing in the bushes. Confused? You shouldn't be...this is a podcast about stupidity.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>A United Flight Delayed 4 Hours After Flight Attendants Get Into A Fight</li><li>A Spooked Monkey In A Diaper Gets Loose Inside Spirit Halloween Store</li><li>Virginia Man Gets Naked And Chases After People Around Inside Walmart</li><li>Detroit Police Officer Caught In Virtual Court Hearing Not Wearing Pants</li><li>On Your Phone Too Much? Buy This 6-Pound Phone Case</li><li>A Halloween Hater Set a Bob Ross Skeleton on Fire</li><li>Sacramento Park Trees Create Vomit-Like Smell And Safety Hazards</li><li>The Internet Is Stunned to Find Out That Car Sunroofs...Have Drains</li><li>Nashville Predators Roll Out “FL Man Cam” Against Tampa Bay Lightning</li><li>FL Teacher Accused of Showing up to Work High, Giving Vape to Students</li><li>MD Democrat Lawmaker Secretly Films 2 of Her Critics in BED Together to Try and Silence Them</li><li>Pittsburgh Woman Lights A Crack Pipe While on Oxygen at The Hospital</li><li>ROAD RAGE!!...FL Man Shoots at Driver 33 Times</li><li>AZ Female Superior Court Judge Caught Relieving Herself in Public</li><li>A Thief's "Noticeable Bulge" Was a Tool—A Stolen Power Tool!</li><li>Furloughed IRS Attorney Opens Hot Dog Stand During Government Shutdown</li><li>Man Causes A Scene At Halloween Party After Losing Costume Contest—To A Dog</li><li>An Average Parent Fields 46 Questions Per Day from Their Kid / Kid Questions That Parents Never Want to Hear</li><li>NY Woman Was Arrested for Making Up a Story About Needles in Halloween Candy</li><li>Fancy L.A. Grocery Chain Erewhon Is Selling a Toothpaste Smoothie</li><li>Police Arrest FL Man For Flinging Hot Grease On Roommate</li></ul>Stay up to date with the latest supidity from the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and be introduced to the 7 latest "winners" from our <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5218</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>copinboxers,diapermonkey,elections,flmancam,halloween,nakedatwalmart,peeingjudge,shutdown,toothpastesmoothie,vomittrees</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a5d6a5ba5e8b0708ce2959fff3979dc7.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>College Kids Cheat AND Apologize With AI, Duckfaced Woman On A Roller Coaster, and Nutmaxxing</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a roller coaster to experience the thrill of speed and gravity defiance was suddenly interruped for one woman who got duckfaced...by a real duck. Guys love to brag about their manhood and as you'll find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", some of these guys are changing their diets to give their firehoses more pressure.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]… Gen Z Considers Cash as ‘Cringe’—People Who Use It Are ‘Out of Touch</li><li>A Worker Got All His Coworkers' Salaries by Mistake, and Refused to Return It</li><li>Caught Using AI To Cheat In Class, IL College Students Used AI To Write “Apology” Letter</li><li>Oreo Is Selling Thanksgiving Cookies That Taste Like Turkey and Stuffing</li><li>FL Woman Knocked Unconscious After Being Hit In The Face By A Duck On SeaWorld Rollercoaster...Cue The $50k LAWSUIT</li><li>Drunk Guy Falls Out a Bar Window, Lands in a Butcher's Yard, and Starts Eating Sausages</li><li>Cocked And Loaded: Meet the Nutmaxxers…Is Bigger Always Better?</li></ul>Pancho is sought after by folks looking for his sage advice and this week he addresses the benefits of having a "trad" wife and how to approach a fiancé that has "champagne taste but a beer wallet". Then test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68469239</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68469239/s7e24.mp3" length="98423953" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea/d5cb5261-5f4b-4cdb-a07f-206ef4f666ea.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><podcast:txt purpose="ai-content">true</podcast:txt><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a roller coaster to experience the thrill of speed and gravity defiance was suddenly interruped for one woman who got duckfaced...by a real duck. Guys love to brag about their manhood and as you'll find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", some of these guys are changing their diets to give their firehoses more pressure.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]… Gen Z Considers Cash as ‘Cringe’—People Who Use It Are ‘Out of Touch</li><li>A Worker Got All His Coworkers' Salaries by Mistake, and Refused to Return It</li><li>Caught Using AI To Cheat In Class, IL College Students Used AI To Write “Apology” Letter</li><li>Oreo Is Selling Thanksgiving Cookies That Taste Like Turkey and Stuffing</li><li>FL Woman Knocked Unconscious After Being Hit In The Face By A Duck On SeaWorld Rollercoaster...Cue The $50k LAWSUIT</li><li>Drunk Guy Falls Out a Bar Window, Lands in a Butcher's Yard, and Starts Eating Sausages</li><li>Cocked And Loaded: Meet the Nutmaxxers…Is Bigger Always Better?</li></ul>Pancho is sought after by folks looking for his sage advice and this week he addresses the benefits of having a "trad" wife and how to approach a fiancé that has "champagne taste but a beer wallet". Then test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!<br /><br />This episode includes AI-generated content.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,bodyparts,dui,nutmaxxing,oreothanksgivingcookies,possum,rollercoasterstupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3462ccd398e0ae92d66683a07da8ca39.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Booger Candy, A "Glam Campbell" AI Remix, and Smashing Pumpkins At Target</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's 1975 hit, "Rhinestone Cowboy" would sound like if it were done by an 80's glam metal band. So, he used a little AI and voila! Glen Campbell now has a mullet and a mission. If you wanted to see smashing pumkins at Target, you could have been the one harassing a a FL man who was arrested for smashing pumpkins at a Tampa Bay Target because he was mad over someone messing with him on Facebook.<br /><br />In this Midweek BOUNS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man with a "No Drugs Allowed" Sign on His Door Was Busted for Drug Trafficking</li><li>Starbucks Could Develop "AI Baristas" That Predict Coffee Orders</li><li>Many Young Adults Barely Literate, Yet Earned a High School Diploma</li><li>If You're Feeling Stressed You Can Now Join a Scream Club</li><li>STUPIDITY IN GOVERNMENT? Democrats Admit to Prolonging Government Shutdown For ‘Leverage’</li><li>MD Student Was Handcuffed After AI Mistook a Bag of Doritos for a Gun</li><li>An Idiot Staged Photos of Toddlers with Alcohol, Marijuana, and Guns</li><li>Has Trick-or-Treat Officially Been Retired...By TRUNK-or-Treat?</li><li>A Man Intentionally Puts a LIT Cigar in One of Those Bank Teller Tubes</li><li>STUPID MUSIC REVIEW: If Glam Metal Did Glen Campbell’s "Rhinestone Cowboy"</li><li>Study Finds Popular AI Bots Show Signs Of Gambling Addiction</li><li>Can TikTok's "Bird Theory" Predict Your Relationship Is Doomed?</li><li>Woman Allegedly Said She’d Blow Up School, Claiming Her Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Lunch Was Taken Away</li><li>Man on Probation Steals 3 Cars in Less Than 24 Hours From Used Dealerships on Same Street</li><li>Woman Notices Her Phone Battery Draining Faster Than Usual, Then Discovers Stepdad Put a Tracker on Her Phone</li><li>A Flight Attendant Accidentally Deployed an Emergency Slide</li><li>NJ Woman Torches Her Booty Call's House Because He Fell Asleep</li><li>Just In Time For Halloween—An Exciting New Snack: Booger Candy!</li><li>FL Woman Calls Cops on Herself–Because Apparently Privacy Is Overrated</li><li>Facebook Feud Triggers FL Man To Begin Smashing Pumpkins At Target</li><li>Las Vegas DUI Committee Director Charged With DUI</li></ul>Get up-to-date with the stupidity in current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who were most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68420677</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68420677/s7e23.mp3" length="72291473" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426/a8422902-ab23-4f96-8560-470c03173426.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's 1975 hit, "Rhinestone Cowboy" would sound like if it were done by an 80's glam metal band. So, he used a little AI and voila! Glen Campbell now has a mullet and a mission. If you wanted to see smashing pumkins at Target, you could have been the one harassing a a FL man who was arrested for smashing pumpkins at a Tampa Bay Target because he was mad over someone messing with him on Facebook.<br /><br />In this Midweek BOUNS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man with a "No Drugs Allowed" Sign on His Door Was Busted for Drug Trafficking</li><li>Starbucks Could Develop "AI Baristas" That Predict Coffee Orders</li><li>Many Young Adults Barely Literate, Yet Earned a High School Diploma</li><li>If You're Feeling Stressed You Can Now Join a Scream Club</li><li>STUPIDITY IN GOVERNMENT? Democrats Admit to Prolonging Government Shutdown For ‘Leverage’</li><li>MD Student Was Handcuffed After AI Mistook a Bag of Doritos for a Gun</li><li>An Idiot Staged Photos of Toddlers with Alcohol, Marijuana, and Guns</li><li>Has Trick-or-Treat Officially Been Retired...By TRUNK-or-Treat?</li><li>A Man Intentionally Puts a LIT Cigar in One of Those Bank Teller Tubes</li><li>STUPID MUSIC REVIEW: If Glam Metal Did Glen Campbell’s "Rhinestone Cowboy"</li><li>Study Finds Popular AI Bots Show Signs Of Gambling Addiction</li><li>Can TikTok's "Bird Theory" Predict Your Relationship Is Doomed?</li><li>Woman Allegedly Said She’d Blow Up School, Claiming Her Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Lunch Was Taken Away</li><li>Man on Probation Steals 3 Cars in Less Than 24 Hours From Used Dealerships on Same Street</li><li>Woman Notices Her Phone Battery Draining Faster Than Usual, Then Discovers Stepdad Put a Tracker on Her Phone</li><li>A Flight Attendant Accidentally Deployed an Emergency Slide</li><li>NJ Woman Torches Her Booty Call's House Because He Fell Asleep</li><li>Just In Time For Halloween—An Exciting New Snack: Booger Candy!</li><li>FL Woman Calls Cops on Herself–Because Apparently Privacy Is Overrated</li><li>Facebook Feud Triggers FL Man To Begin Smashing Pumpkins At Target</li><li>Las Vegas DUI Committee Director Charged With DUI</li></ul>Get up-to-date with the stupidity in current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who were most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5164</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,birdtheory,boogers,doritos,drugs,dui,facebookfeud,familystupidity,halloween,illiterate,screamclub,shutdown,trunk-or-treat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05f0c31e3d782a56b0b74387be5870f5.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Skeleton Strip Show Snitfit, 67, Monkey Madness, &amp; ‘Whitexicans’ In Queens</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New Yorkers are losing their minds over a restaurant that triggers all the left-wingnuts. 67.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>"A Piece of My Mind"…'67' is Dictionary.com's 2025 Word of the Year</li><li>New York Restaurant Named ‘Whitexicans’: Cue The OUTRAGE</li><li>High School Teacher Is 'Uncomfortable' Because Many Of Her Students Are Sucking On Pacifiers During Class</li><li>A Lot of People Are Disqualified from Reality TV Shows Thanks to STD Tests</li><li>Skeleton Strip Show Rattled FL Neighbors During Halloween</li><li>AI To Blame For Hoax Monkey Sightings In New Jersey</li><li>“Aggressive” Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck in MS and Were Shot on 'Erroneous Information'</li><li>Boyfriend Hid in Ex’s Shower With a Knife and Her Underwear Over His Face</li></ul>Advice is needed over Halloween issues that are being asked "Pancho" and he will address these concerns with his sage wisdom on topics like allowing a teenage girl to go trick-or-treating looking like Taylor Swift--from the Eras Tour and permitting a "Karen" mom in an HOA who wants to hand out candy on Halloween based on good or bad behavior from neighborhood kids.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68371232</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2025 14:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68371232/s7e22.mp3" length="91523290" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6/e9503832-d2eb-4aef-a126-1cc6c411d7c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New Yorkers are losing their minds over a restaurant that triggers all the left-wingnuts. 67.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>"A Piece of My Mind"…'67' is Dictionary.com's 2025 Word of the Year</li><li>New York Restaurant Named ‘Whitexicans’: Cue The OUTRAGE</li><li>High School Teacher Is 'Uncomfortable' Because Many Of Her Students Are Sucking On Pacifiers During Class</li><li>A Lot of People Are Disqualified from Reality TV Shows Thanks to STD Tests</li><li>Skeleton Strip Show Rattled FL Neighbors During Halloween</li><li>AI To Blame For Hoax Monkey Sightings In New Jersey</li><li>“Aggressive” Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck in MS and Were Shot on 'Erroneous Information'</li><li>Boyfriend Hid in Ex’s Shower With a Knife and Her Underwear Over His Face</li></ul>Advice is needed over Halloween issues that are being asked "Pancho" and he will address these concerns with his sage wisdom on topics like allowing a teenage girl to go trick-or-treating looking like Taylor Swift--from the Eras Tour and permitting a "Karen" mom in an HOA who wants to hand out candy on Halloween based on good or bad behavior from neighborhood kids.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6538</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>67,halloween,monkeys,pacifiers,realitytv,whitexicans</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/26355e873a14198a3be5b74270fda90b.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Ultimate Bush Thongs, Montana Pumpkin Mystery, and A Diamond-Encrusted Eyeball</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye?<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Airline Upcharges Customers To Recline Their Plane Seat</li><li>Kim Kardashian Released Underwear with Faux Pubic Hair</li><li>School Therapist Needs A Therapist: Arrested For 'Stalking and Trying to Poison Her Ex Husband'</li><li>New Trend: People Are Having Starbucks Baristas Put Their Drinks Into Carved Pumpkins</li><li>‘Narcissist’ Mom Ruins Daughter’s Gender Reveal—Making It All About Her</li><li>The University of Montana Has a 30-Yr. Halloween Pumpkin Mystery</li><li>FL Man Stole $7k In Lottery Tickets—Then Returned To Store To Redeem Them</li><li>Naked FL Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into and Terrorizing Neighborhood Homes</li><li>Driver Fined for Having a Hand-Drawn License Plate—They "Lost" Theirs</li><li>A New $600 Toilet Camera Watches You Go and Analyzes the Results</li><li>Order Mix-Up Sparks Bloody 7-Person Brawl Inside Texas Whataburger</li><li>Aggressive Sea Otter Bites Surfer, Hijacks Surfboard</li><li>Fast Food Customer Complains After Noticing A 5% 'Employee Benefits' Surcharge On The Receipt</li><li>Jewelry Store Owner Has 2-Carat Diamond Embedded Into His Artificial Eye</li><li>Parents Leave Baby Alone on Beach For Nearly an Hour–They ‘Lost Track of Time’</li><li>WI Police Officers Turn Toilet Paper Homecoming Prank Back on Students</li><li>Researchers Have Been Studying Chicago's "Rat Hole"...and Say It Probably Wasn't a Rat</li><li>3 Idiots Brake into Amusement Park—Made Off With 200 Stuffed Animals</li><li>McRage: Argument Over FL McDonald's Order Leads To Shooting Inside</li><li>Girl Falls from Disney Cruise Ship—Encouraged By Mom To Pose For Photo In Open Porthole</li><li>Buddy the Elf Wins Annual Floating Pumpkin Race</li><li>We’ve Arrived At The “Golden Age” of Stupidity</li></ul>Get up to date with all the stupidity from the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and we have another Super Seven set of "winners" who have graduated with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68318803</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68318803/s7e21.mp3" length="69069530" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665/3b7b9843-e080-4382-b544-16f10e1d9665.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye?<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Airline Upcharges Customers To Recline Their Plane Seat</li><li>Kim Kardashian Released Underwear with Faux Pubic Hair</li><li>School Therapist Needs A Therapist: Arrested For 'Stalking and Trying to Poison Her Ex Husband'</li><li>New Trend: People Are Having Starbucks Baristas Put Their Drinks Into Carved Pumpkins</li><li>‘Narcissist’ Mom Ruins Daughter’s Gender Reveal—Making It All About Her</li><li>The University of Montana Has a 30-Yr. Halloween Pumpkin Mystery</li><li>FL Man Stole $7k In Lottery Tickets—Then Returned To Store To Redeem Them</li><li>Naked FL Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into and Terrorizing Neighborhood Homes</li><li>Driver Fined for Having a Hand-Drawn License Plate—They "Lost" Theirs</li><li>A New $600 Toilet Camera Watches You Go and Analyzes the Results</li><li>Order Mix-Up Sparks Bloody 7-Person Brawl Inside Texas Whataburger</li><li>Aggressive Sea Otter Bites Surfer, Hijacks Surfboard</li><li>Fast Food Customer Complains After Noticing A 5% 'Employee Benefits' Surcharge On The Receipt</li><li>Jewelry Store Owner Has 2-Carat Diamond Embedded Into His Artificial Eye</li><li>Parents Leave Baby Alone on Beach For Nearly an Hour–They ‘Lost Track of Time’</li><li>WI Police Officers Turn Toilet Paper Homecoming Prank Back on Students</li><li>Researchers Have Been Studying Chicago's "Rat Hole"...and Say It Probably Wasn't a Rat</li><li>3 Idiots Brake into Amusement Park—Made Off With 200 Stuffed Animals</li><li>McRage: Argument Over FL McDonald's Order Leads To Shooting Inside</li><li>Girl Falls from Disney Cruise Ship—Encouraged By Mom To Pose For Photo In Open Porthole</li><li>Buddy the Elf Wins Annual Floating Pumpkin Race</li><li>We’ve Arrived At The “Golden Age” of Stupidity</li></ul>Get up to date with all the stupidity from the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and we have another Super Seven set of "winners" who have graduated with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4934</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buddytheelf,diamondeye,floridaman,kardashian,starbuckscarvedpumpkins,stupidparenting,toiletcamera,ultimatebushthong,whataburgerbrawl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21194849428218506a2e7662dfcde386.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toxic Toad Licking, Smart Bed Snafu, and A Slow Check-Out Stabbing</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneEriklane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid when the massive outage occurred at Amazon Web Services (AWS), leaving some night owls sleeping like a taco. Rage can manifest itself rapidly when life isn't moving fast enough for some people. Like those in a check-out line who just saw a great deal on a set of kitchen knives.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]…Science Explains Why Most Men Can’t Remember Anything You Tell Them</li><li>Rain Is Bringing Out Toxic Toads &amp; AZ Officials Have to Tell People to Stop Licking Them</li><li>Pennsylvania Cat Survives 100-Mile Journey Clinging To Family Van</li><li>Man Blames Flipping His Truck On A Chupacabra That ‘Ran Out In Front Of Him’</li><li>The Big Internet Outage Caused Smart Beds to Get Stuck Upright</li><li>24 "Rotten Corpses" Ruin Plans For A ‘Safe’ Family Halloween Party</li><li>A Slow Checkout Line Caused a Woman to Buy a Knife and Stab Another Customer</li><li>FL Woman Arrested After Punching, Scratching, and BITING Boyfriend’s Genitals During An Altercation</li></ul>Pancho is faced with a couple of questionss that required little to no time to come up with an answer for such stupid ideas like whether it's OK for parents to let their 9-y/o girl dress up like a "Naughty Nurse" for Halloween and if it's a good idea to let ChatGPT give advice on breaking up with a boyfriend. You can play along with Pancho in our weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can figure out the 5 Mindbenders for this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68271417</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2025 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68271417/s7e20.mp3" length="96314148" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7/73b9905b-b844-46a6-af69-e04d2c5982d7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid when the massive outage occurred at Amazon Web Services (AWS), leaving some night owls sleeping like a taco. Rage can manifest itself rapidly when life isn't moving fast enough for some people. Like those in a check-out line who just saw a great deal on a set of kitchen knives.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind]…Science Explains Why Most Men Can’t Remember Anything You Tell Them</li><li>Rain Is Bringing Out Toxic Toads &amp; AZ Officials Have to Tell People to Stop Licking Them</li><li>Pennsylvania Cat Survives 100-Mile Journey Clinging To Family Van</li><li>Man Blames Flipping His Truck On A Chupacabra That ‘Ran Out In Front Of Him’</li><li>The Big Internet Outage Caused Smart Beds to Get Stuck Upright</li><li>24 "Rotten Corpses" Ruin Plans For A ‘Safe’ Family Halloween Party</li><li>A Slow Checkout Line Caused a Woman to Buy a Knife and Stab Another Customer</li><li>FL Woman Arrested After Punching, Scratching, and BITING Boyfriend’s Genitals During An Altercation</li></ul>Pancho is faced with a couple of questionss that required little to no time to come up with an answer for such stupid ideas like whether it's OK for parents to let their 9-y/o girl dress up like a "Naughty Nurse" for Halloween and if it's a good idea to let ChatGPT give advice on breaking up with a boyfriend. You can play along with Pancho in our weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> to see if you can figure out the 5 Mindbenders for this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6880</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chupacabra,domesticassault,froglicking,rottencorpses,smartbeds,stabbing,stowawaycat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/efa425e2ff8f821d336dc276eaccb9d4.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scent-Based Alarm Clocks, Thermos Up The Rectum, and A Crock-Pot Cauldron</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup warm when he shoved what looks to be a 20-oz. THERMOS up his "exit ramp"? As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho  Guerdo" will tell you, Sherif Grady Judd is confused. Some TikTok witches are not happy with the Crock-Pot people who promised them Halloween caultrons. Would they be able to cast a spell on the company without a caultron??<br /><br />Inside this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Is Fake the New Normal?</li><li>Challenge: Run 31 Miles...While Constantly Consuming Taco Bell</li><li>Canadian Driver Was So STONED, He Called Police To Say He Was Being Followed</li><li>Hotels May Start Offering "Scent-Based Alarm Clocks"/Other Things Holiday Inn Express Can Offer to Enhance Our Stay</li><li>Clever Students Are Getting Around School Cell Phone Bans Right In Front Of The Teachers’ Eyes</li><li>Plane Forced to Land After Guy Wearing ‘15 Masks’ Screams That Gay People Were Giving Him Cancer</li><li>TikTok Witches Are Mad at Crock-Pot...for Not Making Cauldrons</li><li>FL Man With Thermos Inserted in His Body Caught Sneaking It Into County Jail: ‘Put It Up The Exit Ramp"</li></ul>Pancho is challenged by some interesting questions he answers about whether to be "brutally honest" about a cheating father by a mother who's filed for a divorce and if it's a good idea for parents to let their son have his girlfriend visit for a sleepover. Play along with Pancho to see if you're smarter than a FL Man in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68184853</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68184853/s7e19.mp3" length="79613073" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb/c0bee734-98e7-4e74-8125-7a289333ddfb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup warm when he shoved what looks to be a 20-oz. THERMOS up his "exit ramp"? As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho  Guerdo" will tell you, Sherif Grady Judd is confused. Some TikTok witches are not happy with the Crock-Pot people who promised them Halloween caultrons. Would they be able to cast a spell on the company without a caultron??<br /><br />Inside this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…Is Fake the New Normal?</li><li>Challenge: Run 31 Miles...While Constantly Consuming Taco Bell</li><li>Canadian Driver Was So STONED, He Called Police To Say He Was Being Followed</li><li>Hotels May Start Offering "Scent-Based Alarm Clocks"/Other Things Holiday Inn Express Can Offer to Enhance Our Stay</li><li>Clever Students Are Getting Around School Cell Phone Bans Right In Front Of The Teachers’ Eyes</li><li>Plane Forced to Land After Guy Wearing ‘15 Masks’ Screams That Gay People Were Giving Him Cancer</li><li>TikTok Witches Are Mad at Crock-Pot...for Not Making Cauldrons</li><li>FL Man With Thermos Inserted in His Body Caught Sneaking It Into County Jail: ‘Put It Up The Exit Ramp"</li></ul>Pancho is challenged by some interesting questions he answers about whether to be "brutally honest" about a cheating father by a mother who's filed for a divorce and if it's a good idea for parents to let their son have his girlfriend visit for a sleepover. Play along with Pancho to see if you're smarter than a FL Man in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5687</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,airlinestupidity,cellphonebaninschool,foreignobjectsinyourrectum,stonedcanadian,tacobellmarathonchallenge,witches</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/45fcc23e327fd63a8dc069d1326f1c58.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Career Catfishing, His &amp; Hers DUI, and Taylor Swift's "Wood"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise "to death do us part"...but can you also comimit "to DUI do us serve"? One couple did &amp; ended up cellmates. Taylor Swift's new album has the Swifties talking about her fiance's "features" cleverly disguised in one of the songs on that new album. But does Travis Kelcie like it??? <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>4 in 5 Workers Have Been ‘Career Catfished’ Into Jobs They Don’t Want</li><li>NYC Man Pleads Guilty After Stealing Tow Truck During Repossession</li><li>In Life And In Breathalyzer: Wife, Husband Arrested For DUI On Same Night</li><li>FL Man Was Doing 124-MPH in a Camry...Because He "Needed to Use the Bathroom"</li><li>Wild or Gross "Wellness Hacks" Shared by Celebrities</li><li>Halloween Decorations Depicting Bodies of Local Officials Leads to Arrest</li><li>Man Inappropriately Touches A Woman While Exposing His “Dollar Tree”</li><li>FL Man Left Black and Blue After Intruding Into Home of MMA Fighter</li><li>MAGA hat-wearing FL teen shoots himself in leg in fake kidnapping plot</li><li>Driver Pays $700 to Find Out What "Crackling Sound" Was In Her Car</li><li>FL Woman Threatened Neighbors With Gun Over Phone She Never Lost</li><li>Did Taylor Swift Reveal Travis Kelce's Penis Size on Her New Album???</li><li>Chicago Woman Smears Dog Poop on a Cybertruck</li><li>TX Mechanic Notices DOUBLE Price Increases at His Local Shop Within Just a Year</li><li>FL Woman Threw Dozens of “Used” Tampons on Her Ex's Lawn</li><li>Airheads Unveils Robot That Looks like a Child, so Adults Can Use It as Cover to Go Trick-or-Treating</li><li>The Marriage Is Likely Over When...He Sets Fire To The Ex's Home—3 Times</li><li>Can Freezing Bread Actually Make It Healthier?</li><li>Pittsburgh Just Put Its Christmas Tree Up...Weeks Before Halloween</li><li>On Pet Obesity Awareness Day: ⅓ Said They Would Put Them on Ozempic</li><li>A Thief Returned a Dinosaur Stolen from a Gas Station, and Apologized</li></ul>And you'll get up to date on the latest stupidity in the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as meet the next 7 "winners" who were bestowed this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68140375</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 16:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68140375/s7e18.mp3" length="65665096" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6/22e56364-3b0c-4348-be8b-d3c8b70e44a6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise "to death do us part"...but can you also comimit "to DUI do us serve"? One couple did &amp; ended up cellmates. Taylor Swift's new album has the Swifties talking about her fiance's "features" cleverly disguised in one of the songs on that new album. But does Travis Kelcie like it??? <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>4 in 5 Workers Have Been ‘Career Catfished’ Into Jobs They Don’t Want</li><li>NYC Man Pleads Guilty After Stealing Tow Truck During Repossession</li><li>In Life And In Breathalyzer: Wife, Husband Arrested For DUI On Same Night</li><li>FL Man Was Doing 124-MPH in a Camry...Because He "Needed to Use the Bathroom"</li><li>Wild or Gross "Wellness Hacks" Shared by Celebrities</li><li>Halloween Decorations Depicting Bodies of Local Officials Leads to Arrest</li><li>Man Inappropriately Touches A Woman While Exposing His “Dollar Tree”</li><li>FL Man Left Black and Blue After Intruding Into Home of MMA Fighter</li><li>MAGA hat-wearing FL teen shoots himself in leg in fake kidnapping plot</li><li>Driver Pays $700 to Find Out What "Crackling Sound" Was In Her Car</li><li>FL Woman Threatened Neighbors With Gun Over Phone She Never Lost</li><li>Did Taylor Swift Reveal Travis Kelce's Penis Size on Her New Album???</li><li>Chicago Woman Smears Dog Poop on a Cybertruck</li><li>TX Mechanic Notices DOUBLE Price Increases at His Local Shop Within Just a Year</li><li>FL Woman Threw Dozens of “Used” Tampons on Her Ex's Lawn</li><li>Airheads Unveils Robot That Looks like a Child, so Adults Can Use It as Cover to Go Trick-or-Treating</li><li>The Marriage Is Likely Over When...He Sets Fire To The Ex's Home—3 Times</li><li>Can Freezing Bread Actually Make It Healthier?</li><li>Pittsburgh Just Put Its Christmas Tree Up...Weeks Before Halloween</li><li>On Pet Obesity Awareness Day: ⅓ Said They Would Put Them on Ozempic</li><li>A Thief Returned a Dinosaur Stolen from a Gas Station, and Apologized</li></ul>And you'll get up to date on the latest stupidity in the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as meet the next 7 "winners" who were bestowed this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4691</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airheads,catfishing,dogpoop,dui,halloween,maga,petobesityday,taylorswift,wellnesshacks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97fcec9a1f977e1bd5d7a5d2a33448a3.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Death-Themed Coffee, Mushroom Mocktails, and Diarrhea In The Face</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare the hangover by drinking a mocktail made from mushrooms? Would you consider a career in corrections if your job included risks like having diarrhea thrown in your face? Find out what happens in these and more stupid encounters in our Midweek BONUS Episode.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Hospital Booted a Death-Themed Coffee Truck from Its Parking Lot</li><li>Iowa Couple Crafts Mushroom Mocktail to Revolutionize Beverage Options</li><li>Inmate Gets Additional 15 Years For Throwing Diarrhea In CO’s Face</li><li>Woman Used a Photo Booth at a Wedding, to Take a New Professional Photo for LinkedIn</li><li>PEW RESEARCH: 1 in 5 Americans Now Regularly Get News on TikTok</li><li>What Is a Kitchen Sink Sandwich? Meet Your Favorite New Way to Save Money</li><li>Infant Gets “Motorboarded” By Mom During Surprise Marriage Proposal</li><li>1st-Grade Teacher Gets Awkward-but-Hilarious Answer Why Boy Was Sick</li><li>Viral Pennsylvania Public Pee Trend—Meet The “Bucks County Pisser”</li><li>New York Man Admits in TV Interview to Killing and Burying His Parents</li><li>FL Man Was Arrested for DUI, After Doing a Burnout to "Impress Girls"</li><li>Colonel Sanders' Great-Great-Great-Nephew Says KFC Blocked Him...So He Leaked the Secret Chicken Recipe</li><li>What's GROSSER Than Gross? A Mid-Flight Diaper Change</li><li>And Now...A “Giants Karen” Has Stolen a Patrick Mahomes Headband from a Young Kid</li><li>A Cop's 'Drug-Sniffing Horse' Joke Got Taken Way Too Seriously</li><li>Hershey's Defeated a Lawsuit Claiming Its Halloween Candies Weren't Spooky Enough</li><li>Ohioans Are Being Told to Quit Stopping in the Middle of the Highway</li><li>A Fight Over Netflix Erupted into Gunfire</li><li>A Robbery Suspect Was Nabbed, After Walking Behind a News Crew Covering the Robbery</li><li>"McDrunk" Retired Cop Made Vile "McStatements" at McDonald's Drive-Thru with Child in Front Seat</li><li>FL A&amp;M Announcer Calls Opposing School’s Dance Team “the New Face of Ozempic”</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and the 7 most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68053020</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68053020/s7e17.mp3" length="66500225" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d/74b30828-dd9e-4f59-bdf6-d066d5c58b3d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare the hangover by drinking a mocktail made from mushrooms? Would you consider a career in corrections if your job included risks like having diarrhea thrown in your face? Find out what happens in these and more stupid encounters in our Midweek BONUS Episode.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Hospital Booted a Death-Themed Coffee Truck from Its Parking Lot</li><li>Iowa Couple Crafts Mushroom Mocktail to Revolutionize Beverage Options</li><li>Inmate Gets Additional 15 Years For Throwing Diarrhea In CO’s Face</li><li>Woman Used a Photo Booth at a Wedding, to Take a New Professional Photo for LinkedIn</li><li>PEW RESEARCH: 1 in 5 Americans Now Regularly Get News on TikTok</li><li>What Is a Kitchen Sink Sandwich? Meet Your Favorite New Way to Save Money</li><li>Infant Gets “Motorboarded” By Mom During Surprise Marriage Proposal</li><li>1st-Grade Teacher Gets Awkward-but-Hilarious Answer Why Boy Was Sick</li><li>Viral Pennsylvania Public Pee Trend—Meet The “Bucks County Pisser”</li><li>New York Man Admits in TV Interview to Killing and Burying His Parents</li><li>FL Man Was Arrested for DUI, After Doing a Burnout to "Impress Girls"</li><li>Colonel Sanders' Great-Great-Great-Nephew Says KFC Blocked Him...So He Leaked the Secret Chicken Recipe</li><li>What's GROSSER Than Gross? A Mid-Flight Diaper Change</li><li>And Now...A “Giants Karen” Has Stolen a Patrick Mahomes Headband from a Young Kid</li><li>A Cop's 'Drug-Sniffing Horse' Joke Got Taken Way Too Seriously</li><li>Hershey's Defeated a Lawsuit Claiming Its Halloween Candies Weren't Spooky Enough</li><li>Ohioans Are Being Told to Quit Stopping in the Middle of the Highway</li><li>A Fight Over Netflix Erupted into Gunfire</li><li>A Robbery Suspect Was Nabbed, After Walking Behind a News Crew Covering the Robbery</li><li>"McDrunk" Retired Cop Made Vile "McStatements" at McDonald's Drive-Thru with Child in Front Seat</li><li>FL A&amp;M Announcer Calls Opposing School’s Dance Team “the New Face of Ozempic”</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and the 7 most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4750</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>diaperchangedisater,diarrhea,dui,halloween,karen,morningsickness,murderconfessonontv,mushroommocktails</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6c71a3d2cb1039b9641eae9f695fb674.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Billboard Bachelorette, Eating Peacocks For Spite, and A $10M "Seed Round" For Sperm Races</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Sperm racing! It's taking swimming to a whole new level.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Now Book ‘Appointments’ With Kids For Quality Time As Digital Life Takes Priority</li><li>Oh No, This Could Be the Next Big Thing: "Stretchy Yogurt"</li><li>Florida Man Killed and Ate His Pet Peacocks—For SPITE</li><li>TX Teacher Apologizes After Feeding Live Kitten To Classroom Snake</li><li>Treat Your Boss Like a Pet to Avoid Constant Chaos and Stress</li><li>California Bachelorette Launches Billboard Campaign to Land ‘Mr. Right’</li><li>New Fear Unlocked: Yawning Too Hard Could Kill You</li><li>[FOLLOW-UP] Sperm-racing investors blow $10 million on ‘seed round’ for sports venture</li></ul>Pancho spill his vast wisdon on questions that have been sent to him on topics such as what to do when you're confronted about your roommate cheating and whether or not to turn in your wanted cousin to the cops!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68004282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68004282/s7e16.mp3" length="84228388" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b/eecd360c-ae92-4be5-872d-73c04801b40b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Sperm racing! It's taking swimming to a whole new level.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Now Book ‘Appointments’ With Kids For Quality Time As Digital Life Takes Priority</li><li>Oh No, This Could Be the Next Big Thing: "Stretchy Yogurt"</li><li>Florida Man Killed and Ate His Pet Peacocks—For SPITE</li><li>TX Teacher Apologizes After Feeding Live Kitten To Classroom Snake</li><li>Treat Your Boss Like a Pet to Avoid Constant Chaos and Stress</li><li>California Bachelorette Launches Billboard Campaign to Land ‘Mr. Right’</li><li>New Fear Unlocked: Yawning Too Hard Could Kill You</li><li>[FOLLOW-UP] Sperm-racing investors blow $10 million on ‘seed round’ for sports venture</li></ul>Pancho spill his vast wisdon on questions that have been sent to him on topics such as what to do when you're confronted about your roommate cheating and whether or not to turn in your wanted cousin to the cops!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6017</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billboardbachelorette,fatalyawning,kittenfedsnakes,petboss,spermracing,stretchyyogurt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1e7c3daba0d5b7654bb2560a1923dff8.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In-n-Out Burger's "Home Run", Meltdown In The Delta Lounge, and An NFL "Poo-Nami"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>In-N-Out Burger Has Your Back When It Comes to Line Cutters–Should All Drive-Thrus Have This Policy?</li><li>California Restaurant Workers Duke It Out in a Benihana Brawl</li><li>A Man Was Accused of Crashing His Car...and Hurling Kids Over a Fence</li><li>Meltdown!!...In The Delta Sky Club Lounge</li><li>INFLATULATION: Guys, Do You Enjoy The Smell of You Own Farts?</li><li>Black Bear Roaming the Aisles of NJ Dollar General Store</li><li>32 Students and Faculty Hospitalized After Security Whips Out Pepper Spray During Florida High School Brawl</li><li>Teaching Asst. Leaves His Scent: Damages School AC Unit With 'Poop Spray’</li><li>FL Man Arrested After “Rage Baiting” Video Scheme Backfires</li><li>POO-NAMI! Hilarious moment ex-NFL star Shaq Barrett jumps out of chair while changing diaper – ‘it was spraying’ poo</li><li>Wife Leaves Husband Alone For 3 Weeks—He Creates Such A Mess She Wished "He’d Cheated Instead’</li><li>SICKO—Traveler Caught With Human Remains At Tampa Int’l Airport</li><li>Hellmann’s Covers Repairs After Customer Sets Café On Fire Over Missing Mayonnaise</li><li>TikTok was Predicting the Return of Jesus Christ (?!?!?)</li><li>Airline Passenger Duct Taped to Chair After Attacking a Flight Attendant</li><li>An AI Artist Just Signed a Multimillion-Dollar Deal</li><li>5% of People Carry Their Phone...in Their Underwear</li><li>A Woman Battered a Man...with Silly String</li><li>PA Man Couldn’t Spell His Own Fake Name During Traffic Stop</li><li>A Guy Apparently Named His Son Brisket, Which He Came up with While Smoking Meat</li><li>Funeral Goes Viral After Dead Guy Requests Johnny Cash’s “Ring Of Fire” To Be Played Right Before His Cremation</li></ul>Get the stupid spin on the current events with this week's <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 7 new "winners" who claim this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67956986</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67956986/s7e15.mp3" length="63987930" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8/e6af4549-31b2-4801-a28a-5d309f5497f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>In-N-Out Burger Has Your Back When It Comes to Line Cutters–Should All Drive-Thrus Have This Policy?</li><li>California Restaurant Workers Duke It Out in a Benihana Brawl</li><li>A Man Was Accused of Crashing His Car...and Hurling Kids Over a Fence</li><li>Meltdown!!...In The Delta Sky Club Lounge</li><li>INFLATULATION: Guys, Do You Enjoy The Smell of You Own Farts?</li><li>Black Bear Roaming the Aisles of NJ Dollar General Store</li><li>32 Students and Faculty Hospitalized After Security Whips Out Pepper Spray During Florida High School Brawl</li><li>Teaching Asst. Leaves His Scent: Damages School AC Unit With 'Poop Spray’</li><li>FL Man Arrested After “Rage Baiting” Video Scheme Backfires</li><li>POO-NAMI! Hilarious moment ex-NFL star Shaq Barrett jumps out of chair while changing diaper – ‘it was spraying’ poo</li><li>Wife Leaves Husband Alone For 3 Weeks—He Creates Such A Mess She Wished "He’d Cheated Instead’</li><li>SICKO—Traveler Caught With Human Remains At Tampa Int’l Airport</li><li>Hellmann’s Covers Repairs After Customer Sets Café On Fire Over Missing Mayonnaise</li><li>TikTok was Predicting the Return of Jesus Christ (?!?!?)</li><li>Airline Passenger Duct Taped to Chair After Attacking a Flight Attendant</li><li>An AI Artist Just Signed a Multimillion-Dollar Deal</li><li>5% of People Carry Their Phone...in Their Underwear</li><li>A Woman Battered a Man...with Silly String</li><li>PA Man Couldn’t Spell His Own Fake Name During Traffic Stop</li><li>A Guy Apparently Named His Son Brisket, Which He Came up with While Smoking Meat</li><li>Funeral Goes Viral After Dead Guy Requests Johnny Cash’s “Ring Of Fire” To Be Played Right Before His Cremation</li></ul>Get the stupid spin on the current events with this week's <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet 7 new "winners" who claim this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,benihannabrawl,boynamedbrisket,dui,farts,humanremains,poonami,poopspray,ragebaitingfail,rapture,viralfuneral</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/55930f3ffc37d642db4fbee0ff6cf792.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>IgNoble Awards, Bus Driver "Cooks" Students, and A FL Bear's Tale</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" those kids. If you thought living in FL means having gators invade your home, you're right--most of the time, except when a BEAR watzes into your garage &amp; gets flips out when the automatic garage door closes.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…This Parenting Trend is Becoming More Popular With Gen Z</li><li>Airliner Circles Airport for Hour—Air Traffic Controller Found Sleeping</li><li>It's Not a Good Idea to DoorDash Your Murder Supplies</li><li>Ig-Nobel Winners Include Studies on "Painted Zebra Cows" and "Pizza-Eating Lizards"</li><li>Burmese Python Pukes Up Entire Deer as Excited Scientists Look On: 'Beautiful Moment'</li><li>LA Math Teacher Got Caught with Cocaine at School / Signs Your Teacher Is a Cokehead</li><li>PA School Bus Driver Arrested for Blasting the Heat to "Punish" Students</li><li>'All Hell Broke Loose’—FL Man Shoots, Kills, Bear That Was Trapped In His Shower</li></ul>Pancho's sage wisdom is tapped when he's asked whether taking a "gap year" from college is a cop out or a respite and should the FL law allowing pregnant women to use handicap parking be a nation-wide law? And you can test your stupidity against Pancho's with the <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67913782</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67913782/s7e14.mp3" length="102455953" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c/29f95e61-b1b9-4fb0-bbcb-b2cb5f0a876c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" those kids. If you thought living in FL means having gators invade your home, you're right--most of the time, except when a BEAR watzes into your garage &amp; gets flips out when the automatic garage door closes.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind…This Parenting Trend is Becoming More Popular With Gen Z</li><li>Airliner Circles Airport for Hour—Air Traffic Controller Found Sleeping</li><li>It's Not a Good Idea to DoorDash Your Murder Supplies</li><li>Ig-Nobel Winners Include Studies on "Painted Zebra Cows" and "Pizza-Eating Lizards"</li><li>Burmese Python Pukes Up Entire Deer as Excited Scientists Look On: 'Beautiful Moment'</li><li>LA Math Teacher Got Caught with Cocaine at School / Signs Your Teacher Is a Cokehead</li><li>PA School Bus Driver Arrested for Blasting the Heat to "Punish" Students</li><li>'All Hell Broke Loose’—FL Man Shoots, Kills, Bear That Was Trapped In His Shower</li></ul>Pancho's sage wisdom is tapped when he's asked whether taking a "gap year" from college is a cop out or a respite and should the FL law allowing pregnant women to use handicap parking be a nation-wide law? And you can test your stupidity against Pancho's with the <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7319</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airtrafficcontrolnap,bearintheshower,busdriverterror,cokeheadteacher,doordashmurderdelivery,ignobleawards,popularparenting,pythonpuke</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/853e8e8be389a6bdb86ccb20377196f6.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into Jewelry</li><li>Long Island Woman Shoots Neighbor in Face With Flare Gun In A Retirement Community</li><li>A Gambler Jumped Off a Cruise Ship to Avoid His Debt, and Now Owes 15x as Much</li><li>Emotional Support Alligator No Longer Welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart</li><li>A Couple Filed for Divorce...After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child</li><li>Should a Woman Named "Isis" Get to Keep Her "I AM ISIS" License Plate?</li><li>A Humpty Dumpty Statue Was Stolen from a Mini Golf Place in New Jersey</li><li>Drunk CA Woman Walks to a FL Popeyes Drive-Thru...Demands Baconator</li><li>New Trend: Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings/Things That Instantly Ruin a Wedding</li><li>Drunk Driver Claims Her Husband Was Driving, but He Wasn't in the Car</li><li>Canadian Man Charged After Allegedly Making Tunnel to Upstairs Neighbor's Apartment</li><li>Florida Woman Fights Off Alligator To Save Pet Dog</li><li>Defiant Nuns Flee Old Folks Home, Sneak Back To Old Convent</li><li>Cheating Scandal Rocks the "World Stone Skimming Championships"</li><li>FL Boys Cause $50K in Damages to School Library—and Are Turned In By Their Own Moms<br /><br /></li><li>Your Teenager's New Favorite Phrase Is "Clocked It"/Grown-Up Phrases That Your Teenagers Don't Know<br /></li><li>WI Man Upset With 'Devil Music' at Heavy Metal Fest Suspected of Speeding Toward Concertgoers</li><li>Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old</li><li>Chinese Teens Ordered To Pay $300,000 For Peeing In Restaurant Soup</li><li>Social Media Trend Of "Peeing In Inappropriate Places" Forces MO High School To Close Bathrooms</li><li>Bridesmaid Accidentally Posts Wedding Seating Chart Online, Including Bride's Blunt Notes About Guests</li></ul>Get the full rundown of all the stupidity from the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the 7 new "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67857998</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67857998/s7e13.mp3" length="65696548" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d/76d81bc2-f28c-4513-8864-76d3188ba68d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into Jewelry</li><li>Long Island Woman Shoots Neighbor in Face With Flare Gun In A Retirement Community</li><li>A Gambler Jumped Off a Cruise Ship to Avoid His Debt, and Now Owes 15x as Much</li><li>Emotional Support Alligator No Longer Welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart</li><li>A Couple Filed for Divorce...After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child</li><li>Should a Woman Named "Isis" Get to Keep Her "I AM ISIS" License Plate?</li><li>A Humpty Dumpty Statue Was Stolen from a Mini Golf Place in New Jersey</li><li>Drunk CA Woman Walks to a FL Popeyes Drive-Thru...Demands Baconator</li><li>New Trend: Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings/Things That Instantly Ruin a Wedding</li><li>Drunk Driver Claims Her Husband Was Driving, but He Wasn't in the Car</li><li>Canadian Man Charged After Allegedly Making Tunnel to Upstairs Neighbor's Apartment</li><li>Florida Woman Fights Off Alligator To Save Pet Dog</li><li>Defiant Nuns Flee Old Folks Home, Sneak Back To Old Convent</li><li>Cheating Scandal Rocks the "World Stone Skimming Championships"</li><li>FL Boys Cause $50K in Damages to School Library—and Are Turned In By Their Own Moms<br /><br /></li><li>Your Teenager's New Favorite Phrase Is "Clocked It"/Grown-Up Phrases That Your Teenagers Don't Know<br /></li><li>WI Man Upset With 'Devil Music' at Heavy Metal Fest Suspected of Speeding Toward Concertgoers</li><li>Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old</li><li>Chinese Teens Ordered To Pay $300,000 For Peeing In Restaurant Soup</li><li>Social Media Trend Of "Peeing In Inappropriate Places" Forces MO High School To Close Bathrooms</li><li>Bridesmaid Accidentally Posts Wedding Seating Chart Online, Including Bride's Blunt Notes About Guests</li></ul>Get the full rundown of all the stupidity from the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the 7 new "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4693</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>devilmusic,dui,eltonjohn,emotionalsupportalligator,flaregunfaceshot,gamblingdebt,hotpotpee,isis,rockskippingcheats,roguenuns,schoolvandals,weddingstupidity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9a27d6ccfa52137e77ab0af70afe42d5.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a <i>Roman</i> candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make a statement.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Rumor Has It: Society Can’t Function Without Making Stuff Up</li><li>Some ChatGPT Addicts "Can No Longer Write Emails or Make Decisions"</li><li>FBI Tries Burning Seized Methamphetamine At Animal Shelter—Sends 14 Staff Members To Hospital</li><li>NY Driver Tries To “Brake Check” Ambulance Responding To A Call</li><li>Family Accidentally Lit Fireworks Instead of Birthday Candles</li><li>Guy Hires Mariachi Performer to Annoy His Cheating Ex While Making Him Move Out</li><li>Cornell College Students Killed a Bear and Then Skinned It in Their Dorm</li></ul>Pancho responds to some interesting relationship dealing with having either trust issues or a cheating wife and should you keep your boyfriend or take the inheritance money and run?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67825666</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67825666/s7e12.mp3" length="94261759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40/1c11825f-98e3-4087-9378-e146ee95cb40.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a <i>Roman</i> candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make a statement.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode....<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Rumor Has It: Society Can’t Function Without Making Stuff Up</li><li>Some ChatGPT Addicts "Can No Longer Write Emails or Make Decisions"</li><li>FBI Tries Burning Seized Methamphetamine At Animal Shelter—Sends 14 Staff Members To Hospital</li><li>NY Driver Tries To “Brake Check” Ambulance Responding To A Call</li><li>Family Accidentally Lit Fireworks Instead of Birthday Candles</li><li>Guy Hires Mariachi Performer to Annoy His Cheating Ex While Making Him Move Out</li><li>Cornell College Students Killed a Bear and Then Skinned It in Their Dorm</li></ul>Pancho responds to some interesting relationship dealing with having either trust issues or a cheating wife and should you keep your boyfriend or take the inheritance money and run?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6733</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adsfortoiletpaper,bearskinning,birthdayfail,brakecheck,chatgpt,mariachi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04093925a6942e056d83af2afd0fc67a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, &amp; CPR On A Coon</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in <i>The</i> Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie &amp; you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep &amp; head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>A Lady Fell for a Scammer Who Said He Was an Astronaut &amp; Needed Oxygen</li><li>Millennials Put “lol” at the End of Their Texts–Gen Z Thinks It’s Useless</li><li>The New York Times Asks: "Why Are Everyone's Bra Straps Showing These Days?"</li><li>Clueless American Tourists Board Flight to Africa, Thinking It’s Bound for France</li><li>Toddler Missing After Being Handed To Wrong Grandparent At Daycare</li><li>Kids pants sold at Target goes viral—but not for the right reasons</li><li>CA Nudist Resort Residents Sue Management Over Clothing Rule</li><li>A Man Was Arrested for DUI, While Driving a Child-Sized Pink Barbie Jeep</li><li>FL Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth Outside Pet Store</li><li>New Term: "Clock Botching"...But No One Agrees on What It Means</li><li>FL Man Bug-Sprayed a Couple...Because They Wouldn't Let Him Cut Line</li><li>Gen Z Employees Need More Praise Than Other Generations</li><li>Japan Has a "Rent-a-Person" Industry, with "Scary People" for Hire</li><li>FL Woman Grabbed Brother's Groin &amp; Choked Mom During Argument Over Missing PlayStation 4 Game</li><li>(Ruh-Roh)...Aunt Blames Niece For Accidentally Eating Dog Food</li><li>FL Woman Sent Nearly 200 Messages To Police, Including "Hey, Fat Piggies"</li><li>Raccoon Got Passed Out Drunk on Peaches—Saved by Nurse Using CPR</li><li>Someone in Connecticut Is Painting Squirrels</li><li>YouTube Survival Contestant Rescued After 18 Hours Lost In Michigan Forest</li><li>80% of Young Adults Feel Unprepared for Basic Adulting…</li><li>Thieves Stole from T.J. Then Arrested in a Wendy's Drive-Thru Next Door</li></ul>Get up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and discover the stupdendous stupidity from the real "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67785294</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67785294/s7e11.mp3" length="61992593" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520/1b95cf06-fe7e-4e70-9104-3a37fcd2a520.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie &amp;amp; you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in <i>The</i> Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie &amp; you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep &amp; head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>A Lady Fell for a Scammer Who Said He Was an Astronaut &amp; Needed Oxygen</li><li>Millennials Put “lol” at the End of Their Texts–Gen Z Thinks It’s Useless</li><li>The New York Times Asks: "Why Are Everyone's Bra Straps Showing These Days?"</li><li>Clueless American Tourists Board Flight to Africa, Thinking It’s Bound for France</li><li>Toddler Missing After Being Handed To Wrong Grandparent At Daycare</li><li>Kids pants sold at Target goes viral—but not for the right reasons</li><li>CA Nudist Resort Residents Sue Management Over Clothing Rule</li><li>A Man Was Arrested for DUI, While Driving a Child-Sized Pink Barbie Jeep</li><li>FL Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth Outside Pet Store</li><li>New Term: "Clock Botching"...But No One Agrees on What It Means</li><li>FL Man Bug-Sprayed a Couple...Because They Wouldn't Let Him Cut Line</li><li>Gen Z Employees Need More Praise Than Other Generations</li><li>Japan Has a "Rent-a-Person" Industry, with "Scary People" for Hire</li><li>FL Woman Grabbed Brother's Groin &amp; Choked Mom During Argument Over Missing PlayStation 4 Game</li><li>(Ruh-Roh)...Aunt Blames Niece For Accidentally Eating Dog Food</li><li>FL Woman Sent Nearly 200 Messages To Police, Including "Hey, Fat Piggies"</li><li>Raccoon Got Passed Out Drunk on Peaches—Saved by Nurse Using CPR</li><li>Someone in Connecticut Is Painting Squirrels</li><li>YouTube Survival Contestant Rescued After 18 Hours Lost In Michigan Forest</li><li>80% of Young Adults Feel Unprepared for Basic Adulting…</li><li>Thieves Stole from T.J. Then Arrested in a Wendy's Drive-Thru Next Door</li></ul>Get up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and discover the stupdendous stupidity from the real "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4429</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulting,babyswap,drunkracoons,dui,lol,nudists,paintingsquirrels,rentaperson,toniceortunisa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/62d2726ab3d515ae53b51b544229bd48.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nestlé' CEO's "Swiss Miss", Stupid Work Mistakes, and "Phillies Karen"</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about the one Phillies fan who made the mistake of becoming a "Karen" at a FL Marlins game in FL where she demanded the home run ball a father grabbed for his son...on his birthday...claiming "squatter's rights"...and that was caught on the JumboTron and on ESPN.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Build It &amp; Confidence Will Come: DIY Projects Are the New “Confidence Boost” Millennials &amp; Gen Z’ers Need</li><li>Fired Nestlé CEO Was Outed By Mistress When She Found Him in Swiss Hotel With ANOTHER Employee</li><li>Singles Are Dating Until They’re ‘Hating’ to Make Breakups Easier</li><li>Guy Won 5K a Week Forever from Publishers Clearing House But the Company Went Bankrupt</li><li>People Are Sharing Their Most STUPIDEST Mistakes at Work</li><li>Group Of Hikers Got “High” Getting High—Needed To Be Rescued After A Debilitating Psychedelic Experience From Magic Mushrooms</li><li>Would You Try Sunscreen-Flavored Ice Cream?</li><li>Philadelphia “Phillies Karen” Goes Viral For Stealing Home Run Ball From 10-y/o Boy</li></ul>Pancho will respond to some relationship questions on dealing with the annoying laugh by a woman confessed she gets "easily annoyed" when she goes on a blind date and how to move out of the "friend zone" with a girl.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67739540</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67739540/s7e10.mp3" length="107682376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4/4397ce90-039c-461d-9fcb-3dfa902da8e4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about the one Phillies fan who made the mistake of becoming a "Karen" at a FL Marlins game in FL where she demanded the home run ball a father grabbed for his son...on his birthday...claiming "squatter's rights"...and that was caught on the JumboTron and on ESPN.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Build It &amp; Confidence Will Come: DIY Projects Are the New “Confidence Boost” Millennials &amp; Gen Z’ers Need</li><li>Fired Nestlé CEO Was Outed By Mistress When She Found Him in Swiss Hotel With ANOTHER Employee</li><li>Singles Are Dating Until They’re ‘Hating’ to Make Breakups Easier</li><li>Guy Won 5K a Week Forever from Publishers Clearing House But the Company Went Bankrupt</li><li>People Are Sharing Their Most STUPIDEST Mistakes at Work</li><li>Group Of Hikers Got “High” Getting High—Needed To Be Rescued After A Debilitating Psychedelic Experience From Magic Mushrooms</li><li>Would You Try Sunscreen-Flavored Ice Cream?</li><li>Philadelphia “Phillies Karen” Goes Viral For Stealing Home Run Ball From 10-y/o Boy</li></ul>Pancho will respond to some relationship questions on dealing with the annoying laugh by a woman confessed she gets "easily annoyed" when she goes on a blind date and how to move out of the "friend zone" with a girl.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7692</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>datetilyouhate,diy,magicmushrooms,nestlé,phillieskaren,publishersclearinghouse,stupidworkmistakes,sunscreenicecream</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aff656a9695fbab369f28e7b0fe56daf.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Crime-Fighting Nun, Cracker Barrel Blow-up, and Catfighting At Walmart</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[The 1960's-era TV show called, <i>The Flying Nun</i>, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>"P as in Pork": A Dermatology Office's Silly Voicemail Is Going Viral</li><li>Fall Is Coming: So It's Almost "Butter Candle" Season Again!</li><li>A Man's Dog Pooped on a Neighbor's Lawn, &amp; She Pulled a Gun on Him</li><li>UK’s Thames River 'Wet Wipe Island' Targeted for Removal</li><li>Man Makes Dirt Bike Sounds, Pretends To Ride Away at Township Meeting</li><li>Customer Tried to Pull Bikini Barista Through Drive-Thru Window</li><li>FL Man Hits Deer, Then He Lies Down Next to It’s Dead Carcass</li><li>Swarm of Bees Attacks MA Students on the 1st Day of School</li><li>God As Her Witness: Crimefighting Pittsburgh Nun Chases Down Credit Card Thief</li><li>Chocolate Tastes Better...If You Eat It While Listening to This Song</li><li>WV Woman Arrested After Throwing a Chihuahua Across A Wendy’s</li><li>A Burglar Was Caught...By an Adult Man in Batman Pajamas</li><li>New Trend: Young People Are Putting Ice in Their Beer</li><li>Woman Charged After Driving Around With Metal Staircase on Her Car</li><li>A Man Was Ejected from a Korn Show for Pleasuring Himself</li><li>PERV Caught “Upskirting” A Video Of A Woman—Said It Was His Job</li><li>Catfight Ensues In Walmart Checkout Line After An Employee Ambushed By A Group Of Women In Front Of The Customer Service Desk…</li><li>2 Friends Took Turns Wearing Kevlar Helmet, Shooting Each Other</li><li>A Thief Took Someone's Luggage &amp; Was Found Wearing the Stolen Clothes</li><li>'We'll Speak to Our Dead Via an AI App in 5 Years–&amp; Nobody Will Visit a Cemetery'</li><li>Cracker Barrel Admits They Failed With Rebrand, Cracked Under Pressure–Co-Founder Had Strong Words For the Woke CEO!</li></ul>And all of the current events with a spin on stupidity with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as 7 new "winners" of this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67695279</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67695279/s7e9.mp3" length="75274605" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752/35577bb9-e41f-4bb0-a64c-f8f9eedeb752.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The 1960's-era TV show called, The Flying Nun, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The 1960's-era TV show called, <i>The Flying Nun</i>, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>"P as in Pork": A Dermatology Office's Silly Voicemail Is Going Viral</li><li>Fall Is Coming: So It's Almost "Butter Candle" Season Again!</li><li>A Man's Dog Pooped on a Neighbor's Lawn, &amp; She Pulled a Gun on Him</li><li>UK’s Thames River 'Wet Wipe Island' Targeted for Removal</li><li>Man Makes Dirt Bike Sounds, Pretends To Ride Away at Township Meeting</li><li>Customer Tried to Pull Bikini Barista Through Drive-Thru Window</li><li>FL Man Hits Deer, Then He Lies Down Next to It’s Dead Carcass</li><li>Swarm of Bees Attacks MA Students on the 1st Day of School</li><li>God As Her Witness: Crimefighting Pittsburgh Nun Chases Down Credit Card Thief</li><li>Chocolate Tastes Better...If You Eat It While Listening to This Song</li><li>WV Woman Arrested After Throwing a Chihuahua Across A Wendy’s</li><li>A Burglar Was Caught...By an Adult Man in Batman Pajamas</li><li>New Trend: Young People Are Putting Ice in Their Beer</li><li>Woman Charged After Driving Around With Metal Staircase on Her Car</li><li>A Man Was Ejected from a Korn Show for Pleasuring Himself</li><li>PERV Caught “Upskirting” A Video Of A Woman—Said It Was His Job</li><li>Catfight Ensues In Walmart Checkout Line After An Employee Ambushed By A Group Of Women In Front Of The Customer Service Desk…</li><li>2 Friends Took Turns Wearing Kevlar Helmet, Shooting Each Other</li><li>A Thief Took Someone's Luggage &amp; Was Found Wearing the Stolen Clothes</li><li>'We'll Speak to Our Dead Via an AI App in 5 Years–&amp; Nobody Will Visit a Cemetery'</li><li>Cracker Barrel Admits They Failed With Rebrand, Cracked Under Pressure–Co-Founder Had Strong Words For the Woke CEO!</li></ul>And all of the current events with a spin on stupidity with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as 7 new "winners" of this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5377</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,batmanpjs,bikinibarista,buttercandles,crackerbarrel,crimefightingnun,upskirting,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/599bbd7f24809a6a4801753fa7585a40.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked Yoga, The Dude Wipe "Tush Push", and A Fouled-Up Foot Fetish</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the Philadelphia Eagles. And they've found the perfect sponsor. Meeting someone in a hotel room that you first encountered on a dating app is strange enough. And if it's with a fellow with a foot fetish, it just broke the strange meter. And this guy took it a step farther. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", also has found a former jail commander that discovered a secret benefit to his job: Free porn videos he can watch of searches...which he did 3,000 different times ...over five years!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>Philadelphia Eagles’ “Tush Push” Plays Have A VERY Appropriate Sponsor</li><li>A Dad Faked His Death &amp; Abandoned His Family to Go Be with His Mistress from Uzbekistan</li><li>Grandpa Busted For Putting Cocaine in Kids' Ice Cream</li><li>Airline Passengers Forced To Pee In Bottles When Toilets Stopped Working</li><li>FL Man Hit Woman With SUV After She Refused to Let Him Smell Her Feet</li><li>Naked Yoga—For The Confidence Boost You Need</li><li>Officer Allegedly Responds To Call While Drunk, Couple Captures Footage</li><li>Former Jail Commander Sued for Allegedly Watching Inmates’ Strip Search Videos 3,000 Times</li></ul>Pancho answers questions about having red flags over a competitive boyfriend and whether a teenage girl can handle her mom having her boyfriend spend the night. Test your skill against Pancho in this week's <i>Insnae Game Show</i> to figure out the answers from the 3 clues!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67649876</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67649876/s7e8.mp3" length="89581185" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb/26cdb873-073a-4015-889f-a325fbafaafb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the Philadelphia Eagles. And they've found the perfect sponsor. Meeting someone in a hotel room that you first encountered on a dating app is strange enough. And if it's with a fellow with a foot fetish, it just broke the strange meter. And this guy took it a step farther. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", also has found a former jail commander that discovered a secret benefit to his job: Free porn videos he can watch of searches...which he did 3,000 different times ...over five years!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>Philadelphia Eagles’ “Tush Push” Plays Have A VERY Appropriate Sponsor</li><li>A Dad Faked His Death &amp; Abandoned His Family to Go Be with His Mistress from Uzbekistan</li><li>Grandpa Busted For Putting Cocaine in Kids' Ice Cream</li><li>Airline Passengers Forced To Pee In Bottles When Toilets Stopped Working</li><li>FL Man Hit Woman With SUV After She Refused to Let Him Smell Her Feet</li><li>Naked Yoga—For The Confidence Boost You Need</li><li>Officer Allegedly Responds To Call While Drunk, Couple Captures Footage</li><li>Former Jail Commander Sued for Allegedly Watching Inmates’ Strip Search Videos 3,000 Times</li></ul>Pancho answers questions about having red flags over a competitive boyfriend and whether a teenage girl can handle her mom having her boyfriend spend the night. Test your skill against Pancho in this week's <i>Insnae Game Show</i> to figure out the answers from the 3 clues!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6399</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplanetoilets,drunkcop,footfetish,naketyoga,stripsearchvideos,uzbekistanmistress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a55813ada28bb33dba24a5715e9fbb4e.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Judge Flubs Verdict; Nude Airline Gate Show; Little Leage Betting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/judge-flubs-verdict-nude-airline-gate-show-little-leage-betting--67602150</link><description><![CDATA[How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport for your flight to be called, but if you have some striptease entertainment, it might make the time go by faster--or slower--depending on who the "entertainer" is. This entertainer was a man who put on a show at a Jed Blue gate in the Boston-Logan International Airport. The gambling apps are multiplying faster than you can keep track of and now what they're gambling on is also expanding...to the Little League World Series and the officials are not thrilled.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Man Spends All of 2025...Repeatedly Buying &amp; Returning 110-lb. Anvils on Amazon</li><li>Oops! A Judge Flubbed a Verdict &amp; Said "Guilty" Instead of "Not Guilty"</li><li>21% of Men Get Anxious Over...Haircuts/Ways to Know You Got a Bad One</li><li>Prosecutor Tells Officers They Will "Regret This" as She's Arrested at Restaurant</li><li>JetBlue Passenger Hauled Off by Cops Over Naked Gate Stunt</li><li>School Was Shut Down When Thieves Stole 20 Bus Catalytic Converters</li><li>FL Drunk Driver Recreated Silly “Tongue-Out” Mugshot from a Previous DUI Arrest</li><li>Woman Attacks Southwest Airlines Agent After Missing 3 Straight Flights</li><li>Iowa Man Is Arrested For <b><i>Pretending</i></b> To Be Drunk</li><li>WI Woman Causes $10,000 Damage To DoorDash Driver's Vehicle Over Missing Chicken Wing Order</li><li>A Drunk Hot Dog TP'd Her Neighbor's Car</li><li>FL Woman Tells Visiting Photogs &amp; Model They Are "Pimps" &amp; "Whore"</li><li>Sniff-N-The Rear Is Back: CA Man Dubbed "The Butt-Sniffing Bandit” Arrested Again Less Than 1 Month After Similar Incident</li><li>FL Fisherman Fisherman Bitten While Posing For A Picture with A Shark</li><li>Shots Fired Over Dog Poop, Because...FLORIDA</li><li>Little League Criticizes Betting On Its Child Athletes</li><li>Florida IHOP Waitress Charged With Groping 51-y/o Female Customer<br /></li><li>Could You—Would You... Let A Dog Lick Inside Your Mouth</li><li>Man Gets Prison After Using Company Credit Card To Buy $140,000 In Pokemon Cards</li><li>A Woman Was Arrested for Speeding...on Her Way to Pay a Previous Speeding Ticket</li><li>After "10 Drinks" &amp; a Xanax, MT Man Drives 120 MPH–With 2 Tires Missing</li></ul>All the latest current event with a stupid spin are here in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and you'll meet the 7 most stupendous stupid people making it in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67602150</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67602150/s7e7.mp3" length="67679085" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae/1eb731f0-ea31-46ee-ab78-a9c8cfaf74ae.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport for your flight to be called, but if you have some striptease entertainment, it might make the time go by faster--or slower--depending on who the "entertainer" is. This entertainer was a man who put on a show at a Jed Blue gate in the Boston-Logan International Airport. The gambling apps are multiplying faster than you can keep track of and now what they're gambling on is also expanding...to the Little League World Series and the officials are not thrilled.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Man Spends All of 2025...Repeatedly Buying &amp; Returning 110-lb. Anvils on Amazon</li><li>Oops! A Judge Flubbed a Verdict &amp; Said "Guilty" Instead of "Not Guilty"</li><li>21% of Men Get Anxious Over...Haircuts/Ways to Know You Got a Bad One</li><li>Prosecutor Tells Officers They Will "Regret This" as She's Arrested at Restaurant</li><li>JetBlue Passenger Hauled Off by Cops Over Naked Gate Stunt</li><li>School Was Shut Down When Thieves Stole 20 Bus Catalytic Converters</li><li>FL Drunk Driver Recreated Silly “Tongue-Out” Mugshot from a Previous DUI Arrest</li><li>Woman Attacks Southwest Airlines Agent After Missing 3 Straight Flights</li><li>Iowa Man Is Arrested For <b><i>Pretending</i></b> To Be Drunk</li><li>WI Woman Causes $10,000 Damage To DoorDash Driver's Vehicle Over Missing Chicken Wing Order</li><li>A Drunk Hot Dog TP'd Her Neighbor's Car</li><li>FL Woman Tells Visiting Photogs &amp; Model They Are "Pimps" &amp; "Whore"</li><li>Sniff-N-The Rear Is Back: CA Man Dubbed "The Butt-Sniffing Bandit” Arrested Again Less Than 1 Month After Similar Incident</li><li>FL Fisherman Fisherman Bitten While Posing For A Picture with A Shark</li><li>Shots Fired Over Dog Poop, Because...FLORIDA</li><li>Little League Criticizes Betting On Its Child Athletes</li><li>Florida IHOP Waitress Charged With Groping 51-y/o Female Customer<br /></li><li>Could You—Would You... Let A Dog Lick Inside Your Mouth</li><li>Man Gets Prison After Using Company Credit Card To Buy $140,000 In Pokemon Cards</li><li>A Woman Was Arrested for Speeding...on Her Way to Pay a Previous Speeding Ticket</li><li>After "10 Drinks" &amp; a Xanax, MT Man Drives 120 MPH–With 2 Tires Missing</li></ul>All the latest current event with a stupid spin are here in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and you'll meet the 7 most stupendous stupid people making it in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4835</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ad189a09eefa0db02130320d88d9f2cb.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Super-Glued Teeth; Catfishing Fishermen; and Hamstering On A Sunroof</title><link>http://podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious? My Insane Florida Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will amaze you with what they're doing on a sunroof.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Church On Sundays Linked, Then Friday Night Lights? Religious Attendance Linked to More Support for Youth Tackle Football</li><li>(Cool, Or Dystopian?)...Brain Implants can Speak Your Mind—Even When You Don't Want To</li><li>FL Woman Arrested For Unlicensed Dental Work—Allegedly Used Superglue on Victims' Teeth</li><li>FL Man Clings to Hood of Speeding Car—Driven By His Girlfriend</li><li>Fella Catfishes Other Guys On Dating Apps To Steal Their Fishing Spots</li><li>People Are Eating Cat Food—&amp; Loving It</li><li>‘Beef bandit’ Busted For Stealing Hundreds of Dollars’ Worth of Meat From Walmart—in His Pants</li><li>"Hamstering" May Be One of the More Dangerous Sex Positions</li></ul>Pancho will also answer questions that have to do with parents making their young children pay rent and parents being made to pay for the classroom supplies for their children's teacher! And see of you can do better than Pancho in solving this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> brainbusters!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67557460</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67557460/s7e6.mp3" length="101369416" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9/861608d8-40f2-4581-8b7e-73a76a5370a9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious? My Insane Florida Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will amaze you with what they're doing on a sunroof.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Church On Sundays Linked, Then Friday Night Lights? Religious Attendance Linked to More Support for Youth Tackle Football</li><li>(Cool, Or Dystopian?)...Brain Implants can Speak Your Mind—Even When You Don't Want To</li><li>FL Woman Arrested For Unlicensed Dental Work—Allegedly Used Superglue on Victims' Teeth</li><li>FL Man Clings to Hood of Speeding Car—Driven By His Girlfriend</li><li>Fella Catfishes Other Guys On Dating Apps To Steal Their Fishing Spots</li><li>People Are Eating Cat Food—&amp; Loving It</li><li>‘Beef bandit’ Busted For Stealing Hundreds of Dollars’ Worth of Meat From Walmart—in His Pants</li><li>"Hamstering" May Be One of the More Dangerous Sex Positions</li></ul>Pancho will also answer questions that have to do with parents making their young children pay rent and parents being made to pay for the classroom supplies for their children's teacher! And see of you can do better than Pancho in solving this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> brainbusters!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7241</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beefbandid,brainimplants,catfood,cattfishing,datingapps,dentalscam,hamstering</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1af978b01b82e583b0f0db874a9c97d5.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Radioactive Shrimp; Biohazard Diarrhea; and Pregnant Robots!</title><link>http://podcast.insaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>You Should Probably Not Eat the Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart</li><li>Angler Hooked a 4-ft. Alligator…in Pennsylvania</li><li>Man's Truck Stolen—While He's In The Truck's Bed</li><li>Long Island Official Drops NSFW Line While Hyping Up America's 250th Birthday</li><li>Flight Canceled After Female Passenger Had 'Biohazard' Diarrhea That Destroyed Bathroom</li><li>Neighbor From Hell Places TRAIN Horn onto Roof of His House and Blasts it 3 Times A Day</li><li>A Guy Assaulted a LongHorn Steakhouse Employee for Not Letting His Dog Eat at the Table</li><li>FL Home Taken Over By 8 Raccoons Throwing A Party</li><li>“I’m Superman, God***n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F***ing Teeth In!”—Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear</li><li>Pete Davidson Was ‘Embarrassed’ by the Focus on His ‘Big D**k Energy’</li><li>Woman Accidentally Fires Gun During Waffle House Brawl</li><li>Shots Fired By Mom, Kids Flee: Back-to-School Fair Turns Into Chaos</li><li>Woman Upset Over Her Cellphone Arrested After Trying to Shoot It</li><li>Unhinged Karen Rages at Man in Dog Park Because His Pet is Pure Bred, Not Adopted</li><li>Guy Steals Construction Crane, Causes Mayhem On Louisiana Interstate</li><li>Woman Shows Up To First Date With 43-y/o. Then He Has 2 Of His Interns Join Them</li><li>Woman Smuggled $1 Million Of Crack Hidden In 17-Lb. Cheese Wheel</li><li>Could You, Would You....Trust A ROBOT To Carry Your BABY? + Robot Games In China!</li><li>FL Elementary School Teacher Arrested For DUI After Crashing Vehicle—Between Classes</li><li>Religious Group Raising Money To Destroy ‘Demonic’ Labubu Doll</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Announces New “Deportation Depot”</li></ul>You'll get the latest stupid spin from the current headlines with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and met the 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67523412</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67523412/s7e5.mp3" length="62734993" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20/918a42f8-a764-4e28-a3fb-e00b0e765f20.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby!

In this Midweek BONUS...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>You Should Probably Not Eat the Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart</li><li>Angler Hooked a 4-ft. Alligator…in Pennsylvania</li><li>Man's Truck Stolen—While He's In The Truck's Bed</li><li>Long Island Official Drops NSFW Line While Hyping Up America's 250th Birthday</li><li>Flight Canceled After Female Passenger Had 'Biohazard' Diarrhea That Destroyed Bathroom</li><li>Neighbor From Hell Places TRAIN Horn onto Roof of His House and Blasts it 3 Times A Day</li><li>A Guy Assaulted a LongHorn Steakhouse Employee for Not Letting His Dog Eat at the Table</li><li>FL Home Taken Over By 8 Raccoons Throwing A Party</li><li>“I’m Superman, God***n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F***ing Teeth In!”—Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear</li><li>Pete Davidson Was ‘Embarrassed’ by the Focus on His ‘Big D**k Energy’</li><li>Woman Accidentally Fires Gun During Waffle House Brawl</li><li>Shots Fired By Mom, Kids Flee: Back-to-School Fair Turns Into Chaos</li><li>Woman Upset Over Her Cellphone Arrested After Trying to Shoot It</li><li>Unhinged Karen Rages at Man in Dog Park Because His Pet is Pure Bred, Not Adopted</li><li>Guy Steals Construction Crane, Causes Mayhem On Louisiana Interstate</li><li>Woman Shows Up To First Date With 43-y/o. Then He Has 2 Of His Interns Join Them</li><li>Woman Smuggled $1 Million Of Crack Hidden In 17-Lb. Cheese Wheel</li><li>Could You, Would You....Trust A ROBOT To Carry Your BABY? + Robot Games In China!</li><li>FL Elementary School Teacher Arrested For DUI After Crashing Vehicle—Between Classes</li><li>Religious Group Raising Money To Destroy ‘Demonic’ Labubu Doll</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Announces New “Deportation Depot”</li></ul>You'll get the latest stupid spin from the current headlines with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and met the 7 new "winners" in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4482</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bde,dui,labubudoll,politicians,racoons,wafflehouse,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9101ea97ff9c17d9a919ceb352bb8702.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Life-saving Pilot Gets The Bird; Toothpaste From Hair; and A Stinky Butt Boyfriend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/life-saving-pilot-gets-the-bird-toothpaste-from-hair-and-a-stinky-butt-boyfriend--67473803</link><description><![CDATA[You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured because of soiled underwear...on purpose! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains why a man thinks wiping his butt will make him "gay".<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… 79% Of Gen Z Workers Have Their Parents Talk To Their Bosses—Instead Of Doing It Themselves</li><li>FL Congresswoman says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’</li><li>Woman Flips Off a Pilot for Making an Emergency Landing to Save Her Life</li><li>Volkswagen Is Charging a Monthly Fee to Make Their Cars Go Faster</li><li>Toothpaste Made Out of Hair Could Be in Stores Soon</li><li>Woman Dumps Disgusting Boyfriend Because He Refused to Wipe His Butt</li><li>WV Woman Has Late Husband's Steelers Tattoo Cut from His Corpse and Framed</li><li>The Man with the World's Largest Junk Broke His Arm, and His Enormous Package Caused It</li></ul>Pancho answers some burning questions about whether or not to give a fake Labubu doll as a gift to a woman's daughter and how to tell a sensitive boss of their bad breath. Plus you can test your knowledge against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67473803</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67473803/s7e4.mp3" length="96026330" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7/f6627936-972d-4758-97bd-e33ac69031e7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured because of soiled underwear...on purpose! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains why a man thinks wiping his butt will make him "gay".<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… 79% Of Gen Z Workers Have Their Parents Talk To Their Bosses—Instead Of Doing It Themselves</li><li>FL Congresswoman says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’</li><li>Woman Flips Off a Pilot for Making an Emergency Landing to Save Her Life</li><li>Volkswagen Is Charging a Monthly Fee to Make Their Cars Go Faster</li><li>Toothpaste Made Out of Hair Could Be in Stores Soon</li><li>Woman Dumps Disgusting Boyfriend Because He Refused to Wipe His Butt</li><li>WV Woman Has Late Husband's Steelers Tattoo Cut from His Corpse and Framed</li><li>The Man with the World's Largest Junk Broke His Arm, and His Enormous Package Caused It</li></ul>Pancho answers some burning questions about whether or not to give a fake Labubu doll as a gift to a woman's daughter and how to tell a sensitive boss of their bad breath. Plus you can test your knowledge against Pancho's in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6859</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>interdementialbeings,labubu,tattoo,wiping</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a2357d8b68c6a9c6b1ddddc30e7bb670.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ketchup Smoothies, Stolen Labubu Doll Spree; and Fridge-Humping</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ketchup-smoothies-stolen-labubu-doll-spree-and-fridge-humping--67445569</link><description><![CDATA[Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>London Teen on Family Vacation Boards Wrong Flight, Ends Up in Milan</li><li>Man Goes to Homegoods and Gets Scratched by a Bat</li><li>Grown Woman Gets Stuck Inside of Chuck E. Cheese Game Before Getting Rescued by Firefighters</li><li>Hospital Parking Garage Mistakenly Charged a Woman Nearly $8,000 for a 45-Minute Visit</li><li>A 32-y/o California Man Was Caught Stealing...Probiotics</li><li>Heinz Debuted a Ketchup Smoothie</li><li>A Woman Was Rescued After Dancing on a Roof and Falling Into the Chimney</li><li>A Woman Set a Guy's House on Fire...Because He "Owed Her $7"</li><li>$7K Worth of Labubu Dolls Stolen From Los Angeles Store</li><li>A Guy at a Strip Club Tried to Attack a Janitor, But the Janitor Beat Him Up</li><li>Great Genes? What's a "Small" Way You Won the Genetic Lottery?</li><li>Man Arrested After Humping Fridge and Threatening People With A Knife At Trader Joe's</li><li>What Year Is It? America OnLine Dial-Up Internet Is Shutting Down</li><li>(Priorities)...FL Woman Left Child and 7 Dogs Home Alone During Weeks-Long Vacation In Las Vegas</li><li>Diaper-Wearing Man Allegedly Approached Young Girls, Said 'Goo Goo Gaa Gaa' and Asked for a Diaper Change</li><li>Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon</li><li>Possible Drive-by Shooter Caught When Cops Find Him Pleasuring Himself in Car</li><li>Arkansas Doctor Parading Naked Through Office on Video, Performing Sex Act at Work, Loses Medical License</li><li>Someone Keeps Stealing This Guy's Plane &amp; Taking It For Joyrides</li><li>Woman Gets Engaged to AI Fiancé After 5 Months</li></ul>Get the low-down on all the stupidity in the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the 7 new winners of stupendous stupidity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67445569</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67445569/s7e3.mp3" length="59412479" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811/90af9708-17fd-4e34-b538-9816ce0a8811.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>London Teen on Family Vacation Boards Wrong Flight, Ends Up in Milan</li><li>Man Goes to Homegoods and Gets Scratched by a Bat</li><li>Grown Woman Gets Stuck Inside of Chuck E. Cheese Game Before Getting Rescued by Firefighters</li><li>Hospital Parking Garage Mistakenly Charged a Woman Nearly $8,000 for a 45-Minute Visit</li><li>A 32-y/o California Man Was Caught Stealing...Probiotics</li><li>Heinz Debuted a Ketchup Smoothie</li><li>A Woman Was Rescued After Dancing on a Roof and Falling Into the Chimney</li><li>A Woman Set a Guy's House on Fire...Because He "Owed Her $7"</li><li>$7K Worth of Labubu Dolls Stolen From Los Angeles Store</li><li>A Guy at a Strip Club Tried to Attack a Janitor, But the Janitor Beat Him Up</li><li>Great Genes? What's a "Small" Way You Won the Genetic Lottery?</li><li>Man Arrested After Humping Fridge and Threatening People With A Knife At Trader Joe's</li><li>What Year Is It? America OnLine Dial-Up Internet Is Shutting Down</li><li>(Priorities)...FL Woman Left Child and 7 Dogs Home Alone During Weeks-Long Vacation In Las Vegas</li><li>Diaper-Wearing Man Allegedly Approached Young Girls, Said 'Goo Goo Gaa Gaa' and Asked for a Diaper Change</li><li>Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon</li><li>Possible Drive-by Shooter Caught When Cops Find Him Pleasuring Himself in Car</li><li>Arkansas Doctor Parading Naked Through Office on Video, Performing Sex Act at Work, Loses Medical License</li><li>Someone Keeps Stealing This Guy's Plane &amp; Taking It For Joyrides</li><li>Woman Gets Engaged to AI Fiancé After 5 Months</li></ul>Get the low-down on all the stupidity in the latest current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and meet the 7 new winners of stupendous stupidity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,airplanejoyride,aol,chuckecheese,diaperman,geneticlotery,homealone,ketchupsmoothie,labubudolls,moonrocks,sexualaccessories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef593eaf5c6d6ab67bf7a4897abc478a.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adult Binkies; A Mayo Marraige; &amp; A Beer Run To The Hospital</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise pronounce you man and wife. And you have to be pretty stupid to shoot your wife and then make a beer run as you take her to the ER. My Insane FL Nephew kicks off the 7th Season of the podcast with even more stupider stupidity.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… The Science-Backed Case For Doing Nothing</li><li>(It's Come To THIS)...Stressed Adults Rely On Pacifiers to Soothe Themselves</li><li>Is This Acceptable Now? An Intern Called Off Work Because Her Energy Felt a Little Off</li><li>Couple Gets Married by a Giant Jar of Mayonnaise/Things Overheard at the Wedding Officiated by a Giant Tub of Mayonnaise</li><li>An App Helps You Reduce the Cost of Your Wedding...By Selling Tickets</li><li>A Solemn Ash-Scattering Ceremony Was Interrupted by a Wet Fart</li><li>FL Woman Posed As Nurse For 18 Months &amp; Saw Over 4,000 Patients</li><li>A Man Shot His Wife, Then Stopped for Beer While Driving Her to the Hospital</li></ul>Pancho is answering burning questions with the return to school on issues like should a kid get a new pair of sneakers to keep from being bullied at school and should the school take away the kids' phones while classes are in session? And we begin a new season with a new <i>Insane Game Show</i> &amp; Pancho gets his brain squeezed! Play along and see if you can do better than he did!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67386483</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2025 14:06:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67386483/s7e2.mp3" length="97302308" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c/54b027d0-32ff-4e51-835e-d7eb2be6d30c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise pronounce you man and wife. And you have to be pretty stupid to shoot your wife and then make a beer run as you take her to the ER. My Insane FL Nephew kicks off the 7th Season of the podcast with even more stupider stupidity.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… The Science-Backed Case For Doing Nothing</li><li>(It's Come To THIS)...Stressed Adults Rely On Pacifiers to Soothe Themselves</li><li>Is This Acceptable Now? An Intern Called Off Work Because Her Energy Felt a Little Off</li><li>Couple Gets Married by a Giant Jar of Mayonnaise/Things Overheard at the Wedding Officiated by a Giant Tub of Mayonnaise</li><li>An App Helps You Reduce the Cost of Your Wedding...By Selling Tickets</li><li>A Solemn Ash-Scattering Ceremony Was Interrupted by a Wet Fart</li><li>FL Woman Posed As Nurse For 18 Months &amp; Saw Over 4,000 Patients</li><li>A Man Shot His Wife, Then Stopped for Beer While Driving Her to the Hospital</li></ul>Pancho is answering burning questions with the return to school on issues like should a kid get a new pair of sneakers to keep from being bullied at school and should the school take away the kids' phones while classes are in session? And we begin a new season with a new <i>Insane Game Show</i> &amp; Pancho gets his brain squeezed! Play along and see if you can do better than he did!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6951</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultpacifyers,ceremonialfart,doingnothing,fakenurse,mayowedding,weddingtickets</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7b3cd08b2e048fdae31554d8dc5ffe72.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Smokey Bear Bust; Ozempic Face; Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Brawl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smokey-bear-bust-ozempic-face-chuck-e-cheese-birthday-brawl--67350712</link><description><![CDATA[Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here!<br /><br />In this <b>SEASON 7 PREMIERE</b> Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Drivers Going 1-mph *Below* the Speed Limit "Could Face Jail" in LA</li><li>Did a Ring Camera in L.A. Catch a Real Live Alien on Video? Or Is It Literally Trash?</li><li>A Guy with a Weed Pen on His Dash Had 400-lbs. of Mushrooms in His Car</li><li>Couple Says "God" Told Them to Steal Money in a Cryptocurrency Scam</li><li>VA City Councilman Set On Fire By Maniac Who Dumped 5-Gal. Bucket of GAS On Him</li><li>Smokey Bear Arrests A FL Man Accused of Stealing His Signs</li><li>NYC Subway Streaker Lets It All Hang Out During Morning Commute</li><li>Guns Stolen from Multiple Cars in Break-in Spree During Wiz Khalifa Concert</li><li>Woman Gets Bat Stuck In Her Mouth—Gets Stuck With $21K Medical Bill</li><li>"Ozempic Face" Is Causing a Huge Surge in Facelifts</li><li>A Camper Was Heard Yelling in the Woods, But They Weren't in Distress, They Were Just Singing Nickelback</li><li>A Guy Stabbed 2 Deli Workers…Over A 4-y/o Incorrect Eggplant Sandwich</li><li>Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Bash Turns Into a Brawl</li><li>TX Female Deputy Under Investigation After Threatening To Ticket Drivers Because She "Din't Get Cracked"</li><li>Manhood Filler Procedures Are on the 'Rise'</li><li>Woman Is Given $233,000 Water Bill For Abandoned Home With No Plumbing</li><li>Mom Waits 4 Hours In Wendy's Drive-Thru for 'Wednesday'-Inspired Meal Instead of Going to Universal Studios</li><li>A 3-Hour Search Ends With Life-Size Sex Doll</li><li>Man Refuses to Pay Girlfriend’s $9K Credit Card Debt, but She Says He Needs to 'Invest' in Their Relationship</li><li>A Guy Named "Sinner" Exposed Himself While on Meth</li><li>A Guy Named “Sinning” Arrested for DUI Joyride On A Motorized Cart at Buffalo Airport</li></ul>There's plenty of current event stupidity right from the latest headlines with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and we meet the 7 award winning "geniuses" of stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67350712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67350712/s7e1.mp3" length="62048913" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4/26b0fd15-c3bd-433b-9764-19bd784e66a4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here!<br /><br />In this <b>SEASON 7 PREMIERE</b> Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Drivers Going 1-mph *Below* the Speed Limit "Could Face Jail" in LA</li><li>Did a Ring Camera in L.A. Catch a Real Live Alien on Video? Or Is It Literally Trash?</li><li>A Guy with a Weed Pen on His Dash Had 400-lbs. of Mushrooms in His Car</li><li>Couple Says "God" Told Them to Steal Money in a Cryptocurrency Scam</li><li>VA City Councilman Set On Fire By Maniac Who Dumped 5-Gal. Bucket of GAS On Him</li><li>Smokey Bear Arrests A FL Man Accused of Stealing His Signs</li><li>NYC Subway Streaker Lets It All Hang Out During Morning Commute</li><li>Guns Stolen from Multiple Cars in Break-in Spree During Wiz Khalifa Concert</li><li>Woman Gets Bat Stuck In Her Mouth—Gets Stuck With $21K Medical Bill</li><li>"Ozempic Face" Is Causing a Huge Surge in Facelifts</li><li>A Camper Was Heard Yelling in the Woods, But They Weren't in Distress, They Were Just Singing Nickelback</li><li>A Guy Stabbed 2 Deli Workers…Over A 4-y/o Incorrect Eggplant Sandwich</li><li>Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Bash Turns Into a Brawl</li><li>TX Female Deputy Under Investigation After Threatening To Ticket Drivers Because She "Din't Get Cracked"</li><li>Manhood Filler Procedures Are on the 'Rise'</li><li>Woman Is Given $233,000 Water Bill For Abandoned Home With No Plumbing</li><li>Mom Waits 4 Hours In Wendy's Drive-Thru for 'Wednesday'-Inspired Meal Instead of Going to Universal Studios</li><li>A 3-Hour Search Ends With Life-Size Sex Doll</li><li>Man Refuses to Pay Girlfriend’s $9K Credit Card Debt, but She Says He Needs to 'Invest' in Their Relationship</li><li>A Guy Named "Sinner" Exposed Himself While on Meth</li><li>A Guy Named “Sinning” Arrested for DUI Joyride On A Motorized Cart at Buffalo Airport</li></ul>There's plenty of current event stupidity right from the latest headlines with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and we meet the 7 award winning "geniuses" of stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4433</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airportjoyride,aliens,chicagowaterdept,chuck-e-cheese,crack'd,crypto,exposure,mannhoodfillers,netflixwednesday,nickelback,ozempicface,relationships,sexdolls,smokeybear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9266d75f6cb2632a27d36a92fe675e17.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Poopy Plane Passengers; 3 Wives In 3 Counties; and Radoactive Wasps</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One crafty FL man managed to get away with being married to 3 wives simultaneously in 3 counties until one wife got wise. If you're no fan of bugs with stingers, you'll certainly be no fan of radioactive bugs with stingers! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also break down the biological understanding of keeping important body parts cool in the heat.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><br /><br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Coworker Files HR Complaint on Bride Over Not Being Invited to Wedding: ‘Creating a Hostile Environment’</li><li>FL Man Caught Having 3 Wives in 3 Different Counties at The Same Time</li><li>Adult Summer Camps Are The Rage—People Seek Community &amp; Nostalgia</li><li>A Danish Zoo Asked People to Donate Their Pets to Feed to the Lions</li><li>New Fear Unlocked: A Radioactive Wasp Nest Was Found in SC</li><li>Brown SEWAGE Explodes From Ceiling at America's Busiest Airport</li><li>REVENGE: Dealership Repossesses Customer’s Car, Customer Responds by BUYING The Dealership’s Name</li><li>Hot Weather Affects Testicles by 'Relaxing' the Dartos Muscle</li></ul><br />Pancho also answers burning questions about dealing with your kids on topics like Being Painfully Truthful With Your Daughter About Boys and a lengthy discussion on the merits of sending your kid to a "time out" in a dog cage. And of course you can test your stupidity against Pancho's in our weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> as we wrap up <b>Season 6</b> with this episode!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67306678</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67306678/s6e95.mp3" length="97721416" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657/a290b505-918d-4dad-a1f7-b94d5a2de657.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One crafty FL man managed to get away with being married to 3 wives simultaneously in 3 counties until one wife got wise. If you're no fan of bugs with stingers, you'll certainly be no fan of radioactive bugs with stingers! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also break down the biological understanding of keeping important body parts cool in the heat.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><br /><br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Coworker Files HR Complaint on Bride Over Not Being Invited to Wedding: ‘Creating a Hostile Environment’</li><li>FL Man Caught Having 3 Wives in 3 Different Counties at The Same Time</li><li>Adult Summer Camps Are The Rage—People Seek Community &amp; Nostalgia</li><li>A Danish Zoo Asked People to Donate Their Pets to Feed to the Lions</li><li>New Fear Unlocked: A Radioactive Wasp Nest Was Found in SC</li><li>Brown SEWAGE Explodes From Ceiling at America's Busiest Airport</li><li>REVENGE: Dealership Repossesses Customer’s Car, Customer Responds by BUYING The Dealership’s Name</li><li>Hot Weather Affects Testicles by 'Relaxing' the Dartos Muscle</li></ul><br />Pancho also answers burning questions about dealing with your kids on topics like Being Painfully Truthful With Your Daughter About Boys and a lengthy discussion on the merits of sending your kid to a "time out" in a dog cage. And of course you can test your stupidity against Pancho's in our weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> as we wrap up <b>Season 6</b> with this episode!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6981</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultsummercamp,dartosmuscle,dogcages,radioactivewasps,sewerbreak</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38a1a07c21d11044180e4225331d20aa.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pervy Plane Couple Perform For Kids; Naked Boat Joyride Down The Hudson; and South Park "Trumps" Season Opener</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of <i>South Park</i>'s season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie". <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird Places'</li><li>Doctor's Notes Are No Longer Excusing Absences from School</li><li>PERVY Couple on a Plane Arrested For Mile High Oral Sex in Front of Kids</li><li>Women Can Request Women Uber Drivers</li><li>Thief Takes Naked Boat Joyride and Uses a Disguise to Escape</li><li>And OK Deputy Arrested for DUI While Operating Patrol Vehicle'</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Subway Manager Locks Up 10-y/o Girl in Store For Walking On His Just-Mopped Floor</li><li>Airline Anarchy: easyJet Passenger Yells, ‘I’ve Got a Bomb!’, Threatens Trump and Passengers Tackle Him; Southwest Flight Drops 500 Ft. Avoiding ‘Midair Collision’; Delta Pilot Arrested by ICE; Wheel Fire Causes Aborted Takeoff; and Missing Baggage Returned With Random Stuff Inside</li><li>FL Home Has Message "You F***ed With The Wrong Girl" Written On It After Being Destroyed</li><li>Genius P.R. Move or Pure Stupidity? Chris Martin's Ex-Wife Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Astronomer As "Temporary Spokesperson" Following Coldplay Kiss Cam Drama</li><li>What's the Most Creative Way to Say You Have to Poop?</li><li>Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested Again…in California</li><li>UK Man Arrested By Armed Police For Carrying Gardening Tools</li><li>New Zealand Cat, 'Leonardo da Pinchy', Steals Neighbors' Underwear<br />Criminal Genius Wanted by Police Posts ‘Hide-And-Seek’ Taunt on Social Media, Leading Cops Right to Him<br /></li><li>Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested—Right In Front of The Kids<br /></li><li>Naked Man Found Inside the Minnesota State Senate Chamber</li><li>"South Park" Shows President Trump's “Tiny Wiener” In Season Premiere and Yes, the White House Hit Back</li><li>Naked Oklahoma Man Breaks Into Home, Then Jumps in Pond</li><li>A FL Golfer Beat Up Another Golfer for Playing Too Slowly</li><li>MA Woman Attacked by Raccoon on Her Back Deck</li></ul><br />And get the latest stupid spin on current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as finding out this week's 7 stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awardsi!</i><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67263557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67263557/s6e94.mp3" length="56997668" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764/65a4a974-ebaf-4f5b-b62b-e36baf337764.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of South Park's season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of <i>South Park</i>'s season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie". <br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird Places'</li><li>Doctor's Notes Are No Longer Excusing Absences from School</li><li>PERVY Couple on a Plane Arrested For Mile High Oral Sex in Front of Kids</li><li>Women Can Request Women Uber Drivers</li><li>Thief Takes Naked Boat Joyride and Uses a Disguise to Escape</li><li>And OK Deputy Arrested for DUI While Operating Patrol Vehicle'</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Subway Manager Locks Up 10-y/o Girl in Store For Walking On His Just-Mopped Floor</li><li>Airline Anarchy: easyJet Passenger Yells, ‘I’ve Got a Bomb!’, Threatens Trump and Passengers Tackle Him; Southwest Flight Drops 500 Ft. Avoiding ‘Midair Collision’; Delta Pilot Arrested by ICE; Wheel Fire Causes Aborted Takeoff; and Missing Baggage Returned With Random Stuff Inside</li><li>FL Home Has Message "You F***ed With The Wrong Girl" Written On It After Being Destroyed</li><li>Genius P.R. Move or Pure Stupidity? Chris Martin's Ex-Wife Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Astronomer As "Temporary Spokesperson" Following Coldplay Kiss Cam Drama</li><li>What's the Most Creative Way to Say You Have to Poop?</li><li>Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested Again…in California</li><li>UK Man Arrested By Armed Police For Carrying Gardening Tools</li><li>New Zealand Cat, 'Leonardo da Pinchy', Steals Neighbors' Underwear<br />Criminal Genius Wanted by Police Posts ‘Hide-And-Seek’ Taunt on Social Media, Leading Cops Right to Him<br /></li><li>Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested—Right In Front of The Kids<br /></li><li>Naked Man Found Inside the Minnesota State Senate Chamber</li><li>"South Park" Shows President Trump's “Tiny Wiener” In Season Premiere and Yes, the White House Hit Back</li><li>Naked Oklahoma Man Breaks Into Home, Then Jumps in Pond</li><li>A FL Golfer Beat Up Another Golfer for Playing Too Slowly</li><li>MA Woman Attacked by Raccoon on Her Back Deck</li></ul><br />And get the latest stupid spin on current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as finding out this week's 7 stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awardsi!</i><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4072</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinechaos,buttsniffer,chuckecheese,dui,ihavetopoop,nakedman,racoon,southpark,tsa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/db9e1ff3368beed6eb74810e414f0564.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Pizza Pie High; Mom Drives The Getaway Car; &amp; A Raw Sewage Swim</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw sewage? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you stupidity like you've never been shown before!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>It's a 'Black Cat Boyfriend' Summer</li><li>Woman Gets Furniture Delivery, Says The Delivery Workers Blocked Her From Leaving Bedroom Until She Gave Them A 10-Star Review</li><li>Pizza Place Accidentally Laces Pizza With THC, Affecting 85 People</li><li>Influencer Swims Through Raw Sewage and It Went Into Her Mouth</li><li>22-y/o FL Man Robs Arcade While His Mother Acts as Getaway Driver</li><li>24% of People Are Using A.I. to Fact-Check Their Own Doctors</li><li>UK Surgeon Accused Of Insurance Scam By Having Own Legs Amputated</li></ul><br />Pancho will also take on questions that are burning in your mind such as if Couples Should Ask Permission For Purchases and would it be Right To Use “Pretty Privilege” To Get A New Job!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67225377</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67225377/s6e93.mp3" length="88904045" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3/db547077-3a1f-4afd-a5ff-399eb7259cd3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw sewage? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you stupidity like you've never been shown before!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><br /><ul><li>It's a 'Black Cat Boyfriend' Summer</li><li>Woman Gets Furniture Delivery, Says The Delivery Workers Blocked Her From Leaving Bedroom Until She Gave Them A 10-Star Review</li><li>Pizza Place Accidentally Laces Pizza With THC, Affecting 85 People</li><li>Influencer Swims Through Raw Sewage and It Went Into Her Mouth</li><li>22-y/o FL Man Robs Arcade While His Mother Acts as Getaway Driver</li><li>24% of People Are Using A.I. to Fact-Check Their Own Doctors</li><li>UK Surgeon Accused Of Insurance Scam By Having Own Legs Amputated</li></ul><br />Pancho will also take on questions that are burning in your mind such as if Couples Should Ask Permission For Purchases and would it be Right To Use “Pretty Privilege” To Get A New Job!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6351</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>factcheckdoctors,forcedfeedback,getawaydrivermom,insurancescam,sewageswim</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/975ba7d52f6d8fb4b6dfd8b72ab37ba7.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Sleeping Beauty" DUI; 4 Kids-1 Birthday-Different Years; Penn State Grad Gives Golden Showers</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in college by getting drunk at a Florida bar and then peeing off a rooftop on to the customers below.<br /><br />In This Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>Mom Calls Cops After Being 'Accosted' by Fellow Moms When Her 2-y/o Threw Sand at Playground</li><li>Sick of A.I. at Taco Bell? Just Get Stupid &amp; Say You Want "1,000 Waters"</li><li>Would You Leave Your Partner For $1 Million? 43% of Americans Would</li><li>Guy Wouldn't Leave Resident’s Roof Because "Drugs Were In The Chimney"</li><li>A 'Sleeping Beauty' FL Man Attempted to Avoid A DUI Arrest</li><li>Crazed Airline Passenger Claiming To Be "Realest Person" Gets Kicked Off Flight After Epic Meltdown</li><li>An Alabama Preacher Leaves 5-y/o Alone in Car to Drink in a Bar</li><li>Mom Keeps Giving Birth on the Same Date...She's up to 4 Kids Born on July 7th</li><li>Mom Takes Down Deranged Woman Who Reportedly Tries to Break Into Cockpit, Hog-ties Her on Delta Air Lines Flight</li><li>Woman Flooded with Calls About a Nonexistent Cat...Due to a T-Shirt</li><li>(Young, Dumb) Teen's 'Joke' About His Manhood Forced Plane to Deserted Corner of Airport Over Bomb Scare</li><li>Firefighter Ends Baseball Game With Fire Hose After Ball Hits His Car</li><li>Nevada Man Chugs Tabasco and Challenges Random People to Fights</li><li>Drunk Ad Exec and Penn State Grad Pees Off FL Rooftop Bar–Creates “Golden Showers” On People on Sidewalk Below</li><li>Naked Man Steals Dinghy and Makes His Way Down The Hudson River</li><li>Canada Is Calling Their Chief Transportation Fare Inspectors: "POO" Heads</li><li>It’s the “Gen Z Stare”—On The Phone Trend: Do Gen Z'ers Answer the Phone...Without Saying Anything?</li><li>FL Man Driving A Lawnmower On A Highway Gets Busted For DUI</li><li>(Cool, or Creepy?) Device Uses AI to ‘Translate’ Your Dreams and Play Them Back For You</li><li>Naked FL Man Found Hiding in Tanning Bed After Trying to Set Gym on Fire</li><li>Ring Creates Flying ‘Spy Drone’ That Monitors Your Home in the AIR<br /><br /></li></ul>Get the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and meet the 7 most stupendous winners in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67181316</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67181316/s6e92.mp3" length="57210879" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f/34dfe66c-8bea-466e-a6c2-26c289d8be5f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in college by getting drunk at a Florida bar and then peeing off a rooftop on to the customers below.<br /><br />In This Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>Mom Calls Cops After Being 'Accosted' by Fellow Moms When Her 2-y/o Threw Sand at Playground</li><li>Sick of A.I. at Taco Bell? Just Get Stupid &amp; Say You Want "1,000 Waters"</li><li>Would You Leave Your Partner For $1 Million? 43% of Americans Would</li><li>Guy Wouldn't Leave Resident’s Roof Because "Drugs Were In The Chimney"</li><li>A 'Sleeping Beauty' FL Man Attempted to Avoid A DUI Arrest</li><li>Crazed Airline Passenger Claiming To Be "Realest Person" Gets Kicked Off Flight After Epic Meltdown</li><li>An Alabama Preacher Leaves 5-y/o Alone in Car to Drink in a Bar</li><li>Mom Keeps Giving Birth on the Same Date...She's up to 4 Kids Born on July 7th</li><li>Mom Takes Down Deranged Woman Who Reportedly Tries to Break Into Cockpit, Hog-ties Her on Delta Air Lines Flight</li><li>Woman Flooded with Calls About a Nonexistent Cat...Due to a T-Shirt</li><li>(Young, Dumb) Teen's 'Joke' About His Manhood Forced Plane to Deserted Corner of Airport Over Bomb Scare</li><li>Firefighter Ends Baseball Game With Fire Hose After Ball Hits His Car</li><li>Nevada Man Chugs Tabasco and Challenges Random People to Fights</li><li>Drunk Ad Exec and Penn State Grad Pees Off FL Rooftop Bar–Creates “Golden Showers” On People on Sidewalk Below</li><li>Naked Man Steals Dinghy and Makes His Way Down The Hudson River</li><li>Canada Is Calling Their Chief Transportation Fare Inspectors: "POO" Heads</li><li>It’s the “Gen Z Stare”—On The Phone Trend: Do Gen Z'ers Answer the Phone...Without Saying Anything?</li><li>FL Man Driving A Lawnmower On A Highway Gets Busted For DUI</li><li>(Cool, or Creepy?) Device Uses AI to ‘Translate’ Your Dreams and Play Them Back For You</li><li>Naked FL Man Found Hiding in Tanning Bed After Trying to Set Gym on Fire</li><li>Ring Creates Flying ‘Spy Drone’ That Monitors Your Home in the AIR<br /><br /></li></ul>Get the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and meet the 7 most stupendous winners in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,airlinebomb,dui,genz,goldenshowers,momfights,nakedtanningbed,pooheads,spydrone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a04b4928bafe8a1328315f72880a39b9.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cuddling Coldplay Couple Caught; West VA Love Triangle; And A Crazy Wedding Stalker Toast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cuddling-coldplay-couple-caught-west-va-love-triangle-and-a-crazy-wedding-stalker-toast--67116992</link><description><![CDATA[By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss cam. It involved brass knuckles. In our "love gone wrong" theme this week, we also encounter a crazy stalker who grabbed a mic at a wedding reception to toast more than just the wedding...but was it staged?<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… PARENTING: Teens Are Using Dating Apps More Than You’d Think</li><li>The Coldplay “Kiss-Cam” Footage Showing Married CEO Cuddling With Married Employee on a Jumbotron</li><li>A WV love triangle that allegedly involved brass knuckles, pink camouflage handgun, and a pregnant woman, ends with 3 arrests</li><li>Woman Blindsided When Her Mom Invites Her Ex-Fiancé to Dinner, Pretending They Never Broke Up</li><li>Crazy Stalker Toasts Bride and Groom with Unhinged Wedding Speech Confession</li><li>Bride and Groom Charge Their Wedding Guests for Water at Sweltering Hot Outdoor Wedding</li><li>McDonald's Manager Sends Teen Worker Home for Refusing to Take Out the Trash, Then Ends up Shooting Teen's Mom in Leg</li><li>Could the Next Hot Baby Name Be: "Vaselinea"?</li></ul><br />Pancho answers questions about kids dealing with "baseball revenge" encouraged by their dad and whether you're a bad parent if you let your kid hurt himself. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> and figure out if the headline about nn Orlando woman arrested after grabbing her husband’s man parts so forcefully that he couldn’t walk was "Fake News" or "Florida"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67116992</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67116992/s6e91.mp3" length="90573896" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25/f4d37c42-82dd-4f7f-97ce-319bb9f4af25.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss cam. It involved brass knuckles. In our "love gone wrong" theme this week, we also encounter a crazy stalker who grabbed a mic at a wedding reception to toast more than just the wedding...but was it staged?<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… PARENTING: Teens Are Using Dating Apps More Than You’d Think</li><li>The Coldplay “Kiss-Cam” Footage Showing Married CEO Cuddling With Married Employee on a Jumbotron</li><li>A WV love triangle that allegedly involved brass knuckles, pink camouflage handgun, and a pregnant woman, ends with 3 arrests</li><li>Woman Blindsided When Her Mom Invites Her Ex-Fiancé to Dinner, Pretending They Never Broke Up</li><li>Crazy Stalker Toasts Bride and Groom with Unhinged Wedding Speech Confession</li><li>Bride and Groom Charge Their Wedding Guests for Water at Sweltering Hot Outdoor Wedding</li><li>McDonald's Manager Sends Teen Worker Home for Refusing to Take Out the Trash, Then Ends up Shooting Teen's Mom in Leg</li><li>Could the Next Hot Baby Name Be: "Vaselinea"?</li></ul><br />Pancho answers questions about kids dealing with "baseball revenge" encouraged by their dad and whether you're a bad parent if you let your kid hurt himself. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> and figure out if the headline about nn Orlando woman arrested after grabbing her husband’s man parts so forcefully that he couldn’t walk was "Fake News" or "Florida"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6470</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awkwardfamilydinner,coldplay,kisscam,mcdonalds,vaselinea,weddings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2a27ddeb89db612256943885f6215040.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Balls-Out Bowling; A 5-y/o's $3K Amazon Shopping Spree; &amp; A 23-lb. Bouncing Baby Boy</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she shared the photo of her 23-pound bouncing baby boy on the Internet.<br /><br />Inside this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Nasty Fight Breaks Out on Plane—Lawyer Tries to Skip Line &amp; Deboard 1st</li><li>Amazon Kept Sending a Woman Hundreds of Fake Leather Seat Covers</li><li>Pittsburgh Naturist Group Revives ‘Balls Out Bowling’ Event</li><li>'Good way to end up dead'–FL Sheriff warns about TikTok door kicking challenge</li><li>A Man &amp; Woman Both Got DUIs While Having Sex Behind the Wheel of a Stolen R.V.</li><li>A Guy Rents a Fishing Boat in FL and Takes It All the Way to Cuba</li><li>How DRUNK Must You Be...To Forget How To Spell Your Own Name?</li><li>5-y/o Goes on $3K Online Shopping Spree While Parents Are Asleep</li><li>FL Man Was Busted for Stealing Sex Toys and Ice Cream from Walmart</li><li>Disney Adults Are Getting Their Own Dating App</li><li>Tori Spelling Once Gave Dean McDermott Her Old Breast Implants as Anniversary Gift</li><li>Police Use Facial Recognition to Identify Women Twerking on Cop Car</li><li>Mom of Giant 23-Pound Baby Branded 'Abuser' on Social Media but Baby Is Healthy</li><li>A Thief Incriminated Herself...After Being Insulted on Facebook</li><li>Estonian Supermarket Has a Giant Rock in the Middle of It</li><li>Homeowner Fined $100 a Month by HOA for Giving Out Free Water in Heat</li><li>'Gargantuan' $15.6M in Meth Seized From Tractor Trailer Hauling Carrots</li><li>Doctors Warn About Trendy TikTok Tattoo Alternative: ‘Freeze Branding’</li><li>PA Woman Attacks Boyfriend With a Meat Cleaver</li><li>Bride Sends Wedding 'Contribution Form' Instead of Invites Asking for Help Paying for the Event</li><li>MN State Senator Caught Mid-Robbery In Absurd Cat Burglar Outfit</li></ul><br />Get up to date on the stupid current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who the "real winners" are with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67078819</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67078819/s6e90.mp3" length="62334536" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3/0be07a28-f2d7-40f9-850c-e0c228a0b2c3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she shared the photo of her 23-pound bouncing baby boy on the Internet.<br /><br />Inside this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Nasty Fight Breaks Out on Plane—Lawyer Tries to Skip Line &amp; Deboard 1st</li><li>Amazon Kept Sending a Woman Hundreds of Fake Leather Seat Covers</li><li>Pittsburgh Naturist Group Revives ‘Balls Out Bowling’ Event</li><li>'Good way to end up dead'–FL Sheriff warns about TikTok door kicking challenge</li><li>A Man &amp; Woman Both Got DUIs While Having Sex Behind the Wheel of a Stolen R.V.</li><li>A Guy Rents a Fishing Boat in FL and Takes It All the Way to Cuba</li><li>How DRUNK Must You Be...To Forget How To Spell Your Own Name?</li><li>5-y/o Goes on $3K Online Shopping Spree While Parents Are Asleep</li><li>FL Man Was Busted for Stealing Sex Toys and Ice Cream from Walmart</li><li>Disney Adults Are Getting Their Own Dating App</li><li>Tori Spelling Once Gave Dean McDermott Her Old Breast Implants as Anniversary Gift</li><li>Police Use Facial Recognition to Identify Women Twerking on Cop Car</li><li>Mom of Giant 23-Pound Baby Branded 'Abuser' on Social Media but Baby Is Healthy</li><li>A Thief Incriminated Herself...After Being Insulted on Facebook</li><li>Estonian Supermarket Has a Giant Rock in the Middle of It</li><li>Homeowner Fined $100 a Month by HOA for Giving Out Free Water in Heat</li><li>'Gargantuan' $15.6M in Meth Seized From Tractor Trailer Hauling Carrots</li><li>Doctors Warn About Trendy TikTok Tattoo Alternative: ‘Freeze Branding’</li><li>PA Woman Attacks Boyfriend With a Meat Cleaver</li><li>Bride Sends Wedding 'Contribution Form' Instead of Invites Asking for Help Paying for the Event</li><li>MN State Senator Caught Mid-Robbery In Absurd Cat Burglar Outfit</li></ul><br />Get up to date on the stupid current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who the "real winners" are with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4453</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigbaby,bridezilla,disneydatingapp,facialrecognition,freezebranding,hoa,sextoys,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0be142319f9b46629440a198280297dd.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Annabelle Conjuring; A Terrifying Teddy Bear; &amp; Phone Porn On Your Lockscreen</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost teddy bear lying on a sidewalk in a shopping area? Would you freak out if you saw it looked like it was made from human skin. Well, somebody did. Somebody also left their phone when they had a hospital visit and the nurses found it. They also found the phone had child porn on the lock screen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is practicing to become the next home improvement host on HGTV with his new dining room table project.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… FLASHBACK: Buzz Aldrin Caught 'Admitting' Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Faked During Conan O'Brien Interview</li><li>Teachers &amp; Students Are Sharing the Most "Horrific" Places They've Bumped Into Each Other Outside of Class…</li><li>Paranormal Investigator Dan Rivera Dies During ‘Annabelle’ Haunted Doll Tour</li><li>Teddy Bear Thought To Be Wrapped in Human Skin Left on CA Sidewalk</li><li>Heat Hack: Cool Your Home Down... Slather Yogurt on All the Windows</li><li>Another TikTok Trend: People Are Using Sharpies as Lip Liner</li><li>A Guy Leaves His Phone Behind with Illegal Porn on the Lock Screen</li><li>A Husband Forgot His Wife at a Gas Station &amp; Didn't Realize for 200 Miles</li></ul>Pancho responds to your questions about relationships concerning whether Marrying For Love Out of Style Today For Older Adults and what to do if your boyfriend favors his mommy over his girlfriend. Play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity keeps up with his in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67032026</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67032026/s6e89.mp3" length="82138696" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65/1b87393b-5f9c-450f-965a-a5308b02db65.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost teddy bear lying on a sidewalk in a shopping area? Would you freak out if you saw it looked like it was made from human skin. Well, somebody did. Somebody also left their phone when they had a hospital visit and the nurses found it. They also found the phone had child porn on the lock screen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is practicing to become the next home improvement host on HGTV with his new dining room table project.<br /><br />In This Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… FLASHBACK: Buzz Aldrin Caught 'Admitting' Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Faked During Conan O'Brien Interview</li><li>Teachers &amp; Students Are Sharing the Most "Horrific" Places They've Bumped Into Each Other Outside of Class…</li><li>Paranormal Investigator Dan Rivera Dies During ‘Annabelle’ Haunted Doll Tour</li><li>Teddy Bear Thought To Be Wrapped in Human Skin Left on CA Sidewalk</li><li>Heat Hack: Cool Your Home Down... Slather Yogurt on All the Windows</li><li>Another TikTok Trend: People Are Using Sharpies as Lip Liner</li><li>A Guy Leaves His Phone Behind with Illegal Porn on the Lock Screen</li><li>A Husband Forgot His Wife at a Gas Station &amp; Didn't Realize for 200 Miles</li></ul>Pancho responds to your questions about relationships concerning whether Marrying For Love Out of Style Today For Older Adults and what to do if your boyfriend favors his mommy over his girlfriend. Play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity keeps up with his in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5868</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annabelle,forgetfulhusband,moonlanding,phoneporn,sharpielipliner,teachers,teddybearfright,yogurt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2e915f4ee79a298361fd69c9c27d4e95.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; &amp; A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train &amp; picked up passengers around Key West.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His Car</li><li>Nurse Finds Drugs, Needles, &amp; a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During Surgery</li><li>A "Super Speeder" Got Busted 2 Minutes After FL's New "Super Speeding" Law Went Into Effect</li><li>Angry Old FL Woman Hit Car in Walmart Parking Lot, Then Slapped Driver</li><li>Driver "Hitting Everything but the Lottery" While Slamming Cars and Dragging Officer</li><li>(Possible Overreaction Of The Day)...Teen Threatens to Shoot Up McDonald's Over Wrong $5 Meal Deal Order</li><li>Professional Car Sitter Makes Sure Rides Don’t Get Towed</li><li>106 CATS...1 U-Haul Van</li><li>(Priorities)...Man Continues To Compete In Race After Girlfriend Falls &amp; Passes Out</li><li>A Naked Man Assaulted Two People with Wood</li><li>PA Man Wearing 'Fish Flops' Caught on Video Stealing Ronald McDonald Statue</li><li>Italian Mechanic Turns Old Fiat Into the World's Narrowest Drivable Car</li><li>Farmer Found Dead Inside 28-Ft. Python In Indonesia</li><li>FL Man Celebrates His Birthday by Smoking Meth, Hijacking A Sightseeing Train, &amp; Picking Up Tourists</li><li>Guy On A Plane "Jokes" His Laptop Is A BOMB</li><li>Road Rage!! One California Driver Steals The Other Driver's Keys</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Tops America's Most Boring Cities List</li><li>Women Not Wearing Make-Up on First Dates</li><li>Crash Covers I-80 In PA in Boxes of Mozzarella Cheese</li><li>Welch Teacher Banned For Drinking, Dancing Macarena, &amp; Cussing At Students In Class</li><li>Woman Marries Boyfriend in Vegas Wedding. Now He Wants Her to Move in With His Parents…in MAINE</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our top 7 most supendous stupidity who made this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66989541</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66989541/s6e88.mp3" length="54994650" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e/58bba7a8-cc36-452f-812f-8e33837ccb1e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train &amp; picked up passengers around Key West.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His Car</li><li>Nurse Finds Drugs, Needles, &amp; a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During Surgery</li><li>A "Super Speeder" Got Busted 2 Minutes After FL's New "Super Speeding" Law Went Into Effect</li><li>Angry Old FL Woman Hit Car in Walmart Parking Lot, Then Slapped Driver</li><li>Driver "Hitting Everything but the Lottery" While Slamming Cars and Dragging Officer</li><li>(Possible Overreaction Of The Day)...Teen Threatens to Shoot Up McDonald's Over Wrong $5 Meal Deal Order</li><li>Professional Car Sitter Makes Sure Rides Don’t Get Towed</li><li>106 CATS...1 U-Haul Van</li><li>(Priorities)...Man Continues To Compete In Race After Girlfriend Falls &amp; Passes Out</li><li>A Naked Man Assaulted Two People with Wood</li><li>PA Man Wearing 'Fish Flops' Caught on Video Stealing Ronald McDonald Statue</li><li>Italian Mechanic Turns Old Fiat Into the World's Narrowest Drivable Car</li><li>Farmer Found Dead Inside 28-Ft. Python In Indonesia</li><li>FL Man Celebrates His Birthday by Smoking Meth, Hijacking A Sightseeing Train, &amp; Picking Up Tourists</li><li>Guy On A Plane "Jokes" His Laptop Is A BOMB</li><li>Road Rage!! One California Driver Steals The Other Driver's Keys</li><li>Jacksonville, FL Tops America's Most Boring Cities List</li><li>Women Not Wearing Make-Up on First Dates</li><li>Crash Covers I-80 In PA in Boxes of Mozzarella Cheese</li><li>Welch Teacher Banned For Drinking, Dancing Macarena, &amp; Cussing At Students In Class</li><li>Woman Marries Boyfriend in Vegas Wedding. Now He Wants Her to Move in With His Parents…in MAINE</li></ul>More stupidity from the latest current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our top 7 most supendous stupidity who made this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3929</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carsitter,flatfiat,flman,flwoman,mcdonalds,nakedman,pythonattack,roadrage,ronaldmcdonald</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cd1500e435bfec2ee1516798d9ae4e01.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The BBL Smell; TSA Targets "Swamp Crotch"; &amp; Beating Depression By Beating Off</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!".<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Rock Band Reveals It’s Entirely AI-Generated—Down to the Actual Musicians</li><li>A Man Was Caught Drug Dealing...While in Court for Drug Dealing</li><li>Medical Clinic Pleads for a Stop to 'Unsolicited' Urine Samples</li><li>Tupac's Friends &amp; Family Smoked His Ashes</li><li>Cannibalistic Illegal Alien Began Eating Himself During Transport</li><li>Summer Travel Tip: "Swamp Crotch" Can Get You Flagged by the TSA</li><li>‘BBL Smell’ Is Real</li><li>UK Study Finds Stopping Masturbation May Increase Depression &amp; Stress</li></ul>Pancho also tackles a couple of questions that deal with "My Husband Bought Me A Birthday Gift But I Don’t Like It" and "We Grounded Our Son From Going To The Prom But Should We Pay For His Date’s Dress?" See if you can answer the stupid questions better than Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66951030</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66951030/s6e86.mp3" length="79236753" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365/4dc7c72b-790f-4745-9292-5a0460050365.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!".<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...<br /><ul><li>A Piece of My Mind… Rock Band Reveals It’s Entirely AI-Generated—Down to the Actual Musicians</li><li>A Man Was Caught Drug Dealing...While in Court for Drug Dealing</li><li>Medical Clinic Pleads for a Stop to 'Unsolicited' Urine Samples</li><li>Tupac's Friends &amp; Family Smoked His Ashes</li><li>Cannibalistic Illegal Alien Began Eating Himself During Transport</li><li>Summer Travel Tip: "Swamp Crotch" Can Get You Flagged by the TSA</li><li>‘BBL Smell’ Is Real</li><li>UK Study Finds Stopping Masturbation May Increase Depression &amp; Stress</li></ul>Pancho also tackles a couple of questions that deal with "My Husband Bought Me A Birthday Gift But I Don’t Like It" and "We Grounded Our Son From Going To The Prom But Should We Pay For His Date’s Dress?" See if you can answer the stupid questions better than Pancho in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5660</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aiband,bblsmell,cannibalisticillegalalien,swampcrotch,tupac,urinesamples</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9ff73b82d32ffd674c49f9bea5351b0f.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fancy Ice; Airline Gastroenteritis Explosion; &amp; A Boyfriend Bonfire</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove off!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>'Burglar' Gets Stuck in Chimney…Trying to Retrieve His Dog From Locked CT Park Bathroom</li><li>Heatwave Trend In NYC: Fancy Ice—&amp; Bars Are Happy to Pay For The Upgrade</li><li>Airplane Passenger Vomits, Gets The Runs...Publicly Apologizes</li><li>Huge Explosion After Groundskeeper Ran over Firework Outside of High School</li><li>Drunk FL Boater Busted, Lies About Flipped Vessel When He Simply Ran Out of Gas</li><li>TikTokker Claims That Gently Pumping Gas Boosts Mileage &amp; Saves Big Bucks</li><li>Woman Busted With 23 Fake IDs, Stolen Mail &amp; a ‘Bedazzled Gun’</li><li>The Latest TikTok Trend Is Savoring...Raw Onion</li><li>Woman Says Her Boyfriend's Mom Called Her a 'Backup Plan' in Front of Him, Then Claimed She Was 'Just Teasing'</li><li>(Priorities)...Driver Going 115 MPH With Infant in Backseat Was Recording Snapchat Video</li><li>A Cop May Lose His Job for Farting in a Coworker's Face After Asking To “Pull My Finger”</li><li>A Guy Robs a Convenience Store...in a Scooby-Doo Costume</li><li>FL Gas Station Clerk Shot Customer During Spat ‘Over the Price of Beer’</li><li>(Whoopsi!)... Jax Cop Misfires &amp; Shoots His Partner With a Taser Gun</li><li>Wild Scene as Armed Woman in Folding Chair Shuts Down Major Freeway &amp; Sparks Police Standoff</li><li>Troublemaker In South Beach, FL Does A Sexy Dance Before Local DJ Takes Him Down</li><li>Landscaper Threw an Unauthorized Party at a Client's Home</li><li>Mother-in-Law Complains She's 'Out of the Loop' After Couple Announces Pregnancy Without Telling Her They Were Trying</li><li>Armenia's Prime Minister Offers to Show His Manhood to the Head of the Church</li><li>Woman Swallows a Fish Bone &amp; It Came Out the Side of Her Neck</li><li>UT Woman Sets Her Boyfriend On Fire at a Gas Station</li></ul>I've also got the stupidity from the week's rundown of the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our 7 weekly winners of the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66902991</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66902991/s6e85.mp3" length="61552639" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6/fd17f420-09d2-4af9-be8b-295a9badcab6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove off!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>'Burglar' Gets Stuck in Chimney…Trying to Retrieve His Dog From Locked CT Park Bathroom</li><li>Heatwave Trend In NYC: Fancy Ice—&amp; Bars Are Happy to Pay For The Upgrade</li><li>Airplane Passenger Vomits, Gets The Runs...Publicly Apologizes</li><li>Huge Explosion After Groundskeeper Ran over Firework Outside of High School</li><li>Drunk FL Boater Busted, Lies About Flipped Vessel When He Simply Ran Out of Gas</li><li>TikTokker Claims That Gently Pumping Gas Boosts Mileage &amp; Saves Big Bucks</li><li>Woman Busted With 23 Fake IDs, Stolen Mail &amp; a ‘Bedazzled Gun’</li><li>The Latest TikTok Trend Is Savoring...Raw Onion</li><li>Woman Says Her Boyfriend's Mom Called Her a 'Backup Plan' in Front of Him, Then Claimed She Was 'Just Teasing'</li><li>(Priorities)...Driver Going 115 MPH With Infant in Backseat Was Recording Snapchat Video</li><li>A Cop May Lose His Job for Farting in a Coworker's Face After Asking To “Pull My Finger”</li><li>A Guy Robs a Convenience Store...in a Scooby-Doo Costume</li><li>FL Gas Station Clerk Shot Customer During Spat ‘Over the Price of Beer’</li><li>(Whoopsi!)... Jax Cop Misfires &amp; Shoots His Partner With a Taser Gun</li><li>Wild Scene as Armed Woman in Folding Chair Shuts Down Major Freeway &amp; Sparks Police Standoff</li><li>Troublemaker In South Beach, FL Does A Sexy Dance Before Local DJ Takes Him Down</li><li>Landscaper Threw an Unauthorized Party at a Client's Home</li><li>Mother-in-Law Complains She's 'Out of the Loop' After Couple Announces Pregnancy Without Telling Her They Were Trying</li><li>Armenia's Prime Minister Offers to Show His Manhood to the Head of the Church</li><li>Woman Swallows a Fish Bone &amp; It Came Out the Side of Her Neck</li><li>UT Woman Sets Her Boyfriend On Fire at a Gas Station</li></ul>I've also got the stupidity from the week's rundown of the current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our 7 weekly winners of the <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4397</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fireworks,motherinlaw,psychogf,pullmyfinger,scoobydoo,tasercops,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/47c36c2ce1673c3d4d99b11c326e06e1.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shelf-Like Butt; Pole-Dancer Grad Gift; and A Sprinter Spills His Junk</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place prize.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mnd] Arsonist Sets Wildfire, Opens Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush…&amp; 5th-Grade Girls Devised Plot to Kill AZ Boy &amp; Fake His Suicide</li><li>Gym Bros Are Now Going For a "Shelf-Like Butt"</li><li>How Hot Is It? Video Captures the Moment When The Heat Caused a Road to Buckle &amp; Sent a Car Flying</li><li>Teen Celebrates Graduation With Pole Dancers 'Gifted' by Mom Outside School Gates</li><li>A Guy Beat Up an Ice Cream Truck Driver After Wrongly Assuming He Was a Perv</li><li>US Sprinter Chris Robinson Has Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV—He Couldn’t Keep His Junk In His Shorts!</li><li>FL Cop Picks Someone's Pocket...During a Traffic Stop</li><li>Man Suffers 5” Rectal Prolapse After Spending 2 Hours on Toilet w/Phone</li></ul><br />My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will answer some questions about kids this week, such as Summertime Curfew For Our Teen…Or Not and An Abrupt Attempt At Teaching A Young Child To Swim.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66849109</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66849109/s6e84.mp3" length="70521416" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7/da7429f6-e349-4aec-ad52-95f765e415c7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place prize.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mnd] Arsonist Sets Wildfire, Opens Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush…&amp; 5th-Grade Girls Devised Plot to Kill AZ Boy &amp; Fake His Suicide</li><li>Gym Bros Are Now Going For a "Shelf-Like Butt"</li><li>How Hot Is It? Video Captures the Moment When The Heat Caused a Road to Buckle &amp; Sent a Car Flying</li><li>Teen Celebrates Graduation With Pole Dancers 'Gifted' by Mom Outside School Gates</li><li>A Guy Beat Up an Ice Cream Truck Driver After Wrongly Assuming He Was a Perv</li><li>US Sprinter Chris Robinson Has Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV—He Couldn’t Keep His Junk In His Shorts!</li><li>FL Cop Picks Someone's Pocket...During a Traffic Stop</li><li>Man Suffers 5” Rectal Prolapse After Spending 2 Hours on Toilet w/Phone</li></ul><br />My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will answer some questions about kids this week, such as Summertime Curfew For Our Teen…Or Not and An Abrupt Attempt At Teaching A Young Child To Swim.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5038</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badcops,chrisrobinson,gymbros,poledancers,rectalprolapse,roadbuckling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d557d2512ed4d5ae79da20700a3e27d8.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend &amp; kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort &amp; she left him all her inheritance.<br /><br />In thie Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede at<br />High School Debate Tournament</li><li>"Clingy" Woman Used Strange Trick to MARRY Boyfriend Without His Knowing</li><li>A Startup That Helps People Use AI to "Cheat on Everything" Has Raised Another $15 Million</li><li>Influencer Wife Calls Police on Husband for Forcing Her to Do Housework Over Creating Content</li><li>Man With Girlfriend and 2 Kids Proposes to His AI Chatbot Girlfriend—Cries His Eyes Out After it Says "Yes"</li><li>The “Gen Z Gaze”–Younger Service Workers’ Blank Stares Sparking Pushback</li><li>Guy Breaks Into Random House, Runs Bath, Cooks Dinner to Avoid Going Home to Angry Wife</li><li>Family Challenges 84-y/o Woman’s Will After $1M Left To ‘Male Escort’</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks his family is secretly trying to kill him. I'll be taking the next week off for the 4th of July holiday so my son can go to a new opening of a Bucc-ee's conveniene store in VA. Pancho will also answer some burning questions about relationships such as Should a Girl Take Turns Paying For Dates With Her Boyfriend and Is Feng Shui A Good Way To Judge A New Boyfriend? Play along with Pancho to test your stupidity in this week's "Insane Game Show"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66779613</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66779613/s6e83.mp3" length="77488899" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d/bb51ba4b-a659-4d87-b776-3bb12e54d72d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend &amp;amp; kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend &amp; kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort &amp; she left him all her inheritance.<br /><br />In thie Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede at<br />High School Debate Tournament</li><li>"Clingy" Woman Used Strange Trick to MARRY Boyfriend Without His Knowing</li><li>A Startup That Helps People Use AI to "Cheat on Everything" Has Raised Another $15 Million</li><li>Influencer Wife Calls Police on Husband for Forcing Her to Do Housework Over Creating Content</li><li>Man With Girlfriend and 2 Kids Proposes to His AI Chatbot Girlfriend—Cries His Eyes Out After it Says "Yes"</li><li>The “Gen Z Gaze”–Younger Service Workers’ Blank Stares Sparking Pushback</li><li>Guy Breaks Into Random House, Runs Bath, Cooks Dinner to Avoid Going Home to Angry Wife</li><li>Family Challenges 84-y/o Woman’s Will After $1M Left To ‘Male Escort’</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks his family is secretly trying to kill him. I'll be taking the next week off for the 4th of July holiday so my son can go to a new opening of a Bucc-ee's conveniene store in VA. Pancho will also answer some burning questions about relationships such as Should a Girl Take Turns Paying For Dates With Her Boyfriend and Is Feng Shui A Good Way To Judge A New Boyfriend? Play along with Pancho to test your stupidity in this week's "Insane Game Show"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chatbotgirlfriend,cluey,genzgaze,maleescort</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0589d4597a83b71115db1b34635c2a9a.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood &amp; he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.<br /><br />In This Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 Times</li><li>A 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested for Allegedly Chasing Teen For Going Too Fast on e-Bike</li><li>McDonald's Customer Goes Behind Counter to Make His Own McFlurry: 'He Has No Right'</li><li>Gen Z Wants to Normalize In-Office Sex</li><li>Woman Secretly Enters Her Husband in a Marathon After He Bragged He Could Run One with NO Preparation</li><li>ICE Protester Says Rubber Bullet Really Did Some Damage to His Groin</li><li>A Guy Attacked His Friend &amp; Accused Him of Being a Werewolf</li><li>School Bus Driver Seen in Vehicle with "Lolita's Line" Sign in Window</li><li>A Tequila-Soaked Turkey Almost Burned Down an Apartment Building</li><li>Wild Video Shows NYC Artist Grabbing Woman’s Hair in Bizarre Freakout on Southwest Flight</li><li>Judge Scolds Man for Wearing 'World's Best Farter' Shirt in Courtroom</li><li>A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase</li><li>More People Are Just Keeping Their Earbuds in All the Time</li><li>FL Man Spent 6 Months Covering His 1965 Chevy Corvette in Pennies; Now It's for Sale</li><li>“Potty” Polly-Parrot? Foul-Macaw Bird Is Up For Adoption After Going Viral For Its Cussin’</li><li>Thieves Stole 12,000 Quarters from Someone's Home</li><li>Telegram Founder Splits $17B Fortune Among 6 Kids &amp; 100 Sperm Donor Babies</li><li>11 Southern Sayings That Actually Mean The Opposite Of What They Sound Like</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags...While Pantsless</li><li>Today's Job Applicants Want 4-Day Workweeks, Nap Rooms, Fun Rooms, &amp; Pet-Friendly Offices</li><li>Man Gets Into Bar Fight Because Other Customers Didn't Believe In Jesus</li></ul>And I've got the full week's rundown of all the stupidity in the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our top 7 "winner" for stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66732152</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66732152/s6e82.mp3" length="60570696" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca/f4432d5c-30fa-4db0-acce-33d5a3f4e0ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood &amp;amp; he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood &amp; he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.<br /><br />In This Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 Times</li><li>A 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested for Allegedly Chasing Teen For Going Too Fast on e-Bike</li><li>McDonald's Customer Goes Behind Counter to Make His Own McFlurry: 'He Has No Right'</li><li>Gen Z Wants to Normalize In-Office Sex</li><li>Woman Secretly Enters Her Husband in a Marathon After He Bragged He Could Run One with NO Preparation</li><li>ICE Protester Says Rubber Bullet Really Did Some Damage to His Groin</li><li>A Guy Attacked His Friend &amp; Accused Him of Being a Werewolf</li><li>School Bus Driver Seen in Vehicle with "Lolita's Line" Sign in Window</li><li>A Tequila-Soaked Turkey Almost Burned Down an Apartment Building</li><li>Wild Video Shows NYC Artist Grabbing Woman’s Hair in Bizarre Freakout on Southwest Flight</li><li>Judge Scolds Man for Wearing 'World's Best Farter' Shirt in Courtroom</li><li>A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase</li><li>More People Are Just Keeping Their Earbuds in All the Time</li><li>FL Man Spent 6 Months Covering His 1965 Chevy Corvette in Pennies; Now It's for Sale</li><li>“Potty” Polly-Parrot? Foul-Macaw Bird Is Up For Adoption After Going Viral For Its Cussin’</li><li>Thieves Stole 12,000 Quarters from Someone's Home</li><li>Telegram Founder Splits $17B Fortune Among 6 Kids &amp; 100 Sperm Donor Babies</li><li>11 Southern Sayings That Actually Mean The Opposite Of What They Sound Like</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags...While Pantsless</li><li>Today's Job Applicants Want 4-Day Workweeks, Nap Rooms, Fun Rooms, &amp; Pet-Friendly Offices</li><li>Man Gets Into Bar Fight Because Other Customers Didn't Believe In Jesus</li></ul>And I've got the full week's rundown of all the stupidity in the most recent current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> as well as our top 7 "winner" for stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4327</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>floridawoman,freakoutairlinefits,genzjobapplicants,lolitasline,pottymouthedparrot,southernsayings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21e08197f0c2b15f7a3f68ff60ae6c5c.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of National Anthem at Dodger game–After Team Told Her to Sing in English</li><li>A Teenager Was Arrested After Breaking Into a Jail for a Selfie</li><li>Tourist Rolls on Ground in Tantrum Over Baggage Fees at Major Airport</li><li>Docs Prescribing 'Poo Pills' With Freeze-Dried Feces for 'Very Exciting' New Treatment</li><li>Woman Created Her Own Funeral Photo Montage—So She Will Be Remembered At Her "Hottest"</li><li>Male Ozempic Users Reveal Shocking “BIG” Change to Their 'Junk' After Injecting Weight-Loss Shot</li><li>A News Chopper Reporter Launched into a Rant About His Failed Marriage During a YouTube Livestream</li><li>A PA Town Launched a Program to Fix Potholes...Called "Fill My Hole"</li><li>Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes–Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Chocolate Anus</li></ul>Pancho also takes on a couple of questions where he is asked If Opposites Really Attract Or Is It A Recipe For Disaster and Is Being Clingy A Good Trait For A Date? And play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity matches up with his in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66659694</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66659694/s6e82.mp3" length="85130467" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166/d6e375e7-f6bc-4d2f-8419-6912bd047166.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of National Anthem at Dodger game–After Team Told Her to Sing in English</li><li>A Teenager Was Arrested After Breaking Into a Jail for a Selfie</li><li>Tourist Rolls on Ground in Tantrum Over Baggage Fees at Major Airport</li><li>Docs Prescribing 'Poo Pills' With Freeze-Dried Feces for 'Very Exciting' New Treatment</li><li>Woman Created Her Own Funeral Photo Montage—So She Will Be Remembered At Her "Hottest"</li><li>Male Ozempic Users Reveal Shocking “BIG” Change to Their 'Junk' After Injecting Weight-Loss Shot</li><li>A News Chopper Reporter Launched into a Rant About His Failed Marriage During a YouTube Livestream</li><li>A PA Town Launched a Program to Fix Potholes...Called "Fill My Hole"</li><li>Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes–Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Chocolate Anus</li></ul>Pancho also takes on a couple of questions where he is asked If Opposites Really Attract Or Is It A Recipe For Disaster and Is Being Clingy A Good Trait For A Date? And play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity matches up with his in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6081</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airporttantrum,crapsules,ice,influencer,ozempic,potholes,selfie,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/18d214ea61e51d363c740f48341a4125.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; &amp; An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?</li><li>Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"</li><li>Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival</li><li>CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives</li><li>Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A.</li><li>Woman Caught Making a PB&amp;J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing</li><li>California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday</li><li>A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room"</li><li>TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID</li><li>Walmart Customer Calls Cops on <i>Himself</i> After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap</li><li>Controversy Erupts Over <b>No Barking</b> Sign at Montreal <i>Dog Park</i></li><li>A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business</li><li>UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him</li><li>Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home</li><li>Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam &amp; Sausages At Sam’s Club</li><li>Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot</li><li>A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt</li><li>Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole</li><li>No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas</li><li>A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet</li><li>Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66595206</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66595206/s6e81.mp3" length="62530559" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd/1d363fd8-639e-4ed8-89df-72812776dddd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?</li><li>Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"</li><li>Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival</li><li>CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives</li><li>Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A.</li><li>Woman Caught Making a PB&amp;J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing</li><li>California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday</li><li>A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room"</li><li>TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID</li><li>Walmart Customer Calls Cops on <i>Himself</i> After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap</li><li>Controversy Erupts Over <b>No Barking</b> Sign at Montreal <i>Dog Park</i></li><li>A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business</li><li>UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him</li><li>Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home</li><li>Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam &amp; Sausages At Sam’s Club</li><li>Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot</li><li>A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt</li><li>Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole</li><li>No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas</li><li>A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet</li><li>Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space</li></ul>There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4467</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cicadas,cocomelon,cosco,grandmashowers,phallus,racoons,shoplifters</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1e2d042925fd2ae8c5cffb11c2b25021.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; &amp; A 200-y/o Condom</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.<br /><br />In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace &amp; Quiet</li><li>Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch</li><li>A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes</li><li>Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years</li><li>Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity</li><li>Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts</li><li>A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes</li><li>200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing &amp; how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66558391</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2025 14:51:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66558391/s6e80.mp3" length="83468799" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37/a8d52318-f623-48ac-b34b-c2eece874e37.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.<br /><br />In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace &amp; Quiet</li><li>Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch</li><li>A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes</li><li>Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years</li><li>Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity</li><li>Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts</li><li>A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes</li><li>200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing &amp; how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our <i>Insane Game</i> Show!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5963</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>condoms,ferrets,flman,roommates,toesucking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/003293270c7bda85f0247674676b8021.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; &amp; Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home Depot</li><li>TikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos in White Wine</li><li>New Trend: Paying $5 to Go to an Office And Pretend You Have a Job</li><li>British Airways Crew Member Was Dancing Naked In Toilet Instead Of Serving Passengers</li><li>Flight Attendants Let Child Sing 'Moana' Songs On Intercom During 2-Hour Tarmac Delay....Cute? Or Sheer Hell?</li><li>Ed the Zebra On the Loose—In TENNESSEE–Shuts Down Traffic On I-24</li><li>Teen Arrested for Breaking Into 121 Cars is Released Hours Later—Only to Loot a Dozen More Vehicles</li><li>Rollerblading Bro Robs PA Gas Station With Gun, Knife Then Flees on Getaway Skates</li><li>Bobcat Hangs Out in Home, Deputies Try To Lure It Out With Laser Pointers</li><li>Etiquette Expert Shows the ‘Correct’ Way to Eat a Banana—And It Involves A Knife And Fork</li><li>The Friendly Skies: Passengers Battle Over Airline Air Nozzles on a Plane</li><li>'Beef Fat' Sunscreen Has People Shaking Their Heads: 'Skin as Healthy as a McDonald's French Fry'</li><li>Woman Wanted For Homicide Pretends to Be Her Sister, Who Was Also Wanted</li><li>Tractor-Trailer Rollover Releases 14M Bees Near Canadian Border</li><li>'Cemetery Thief’ Stole Items From Graves to Use as Landscaping Art at Her Home</li><li>Mom ‘Attacks Principal And Superintendent’ After Being Called To School Over Daughter’s Fighting</li><li>Toilet Paper Could Be Irrelevant Soon—But How Would We Wipe?</li><li>A TikTok Prankster Arrested After He Dumped Buckets of Beans, Eggs, Milk…on His Head—Inside a Restaurant</li><li>Idaho Passes Emergency "Truck-Nuts" Legislation</li><li>Woman Busted For Stealing WIG Off Dead Body at Funeral Home<br />Man Allegedly Injured on a Disney World Water Slide While 34 Lbs. Over Ride Weight Limit...Cue The LAWSUIT<br /></li></ul>I've got the lastest stupid twist to the current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who outdid everyone else in stupidity by winning this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66500792</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66500792/s6e79.mp3" length="57290970" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266/c9433651-3d4a-4e97-aa0a-4204179a6266.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home Depot</li><li>TikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos in White Wine</li><li>New Trend: Paying $5 to Go to an Office And Pretend You Have a Job</li><li>British Airways Crew Member Was Dancing Naked In Toilet Instead Of Serving Passengers</li><li>Flight Attendants Let Child Sing 'Moana' Songs On Intercom During 2-Hour Tarmac Delay....Cute? Or Sheer Hell?</li><li>Ed the Zebra On the Loose—In TENNESSEE–Shuts Down Traffic On I-24</li><li>Teen Arrested for Breaking Into 121 Cars is Released Hours Later—Only to Loot a Dozen More Vehicles</li><li>Rollerblading Bro Robs PA Gas Station With Gun, Knife Then Flees on Getaway Skates</li><li>Bobcat Hangs Out in Home, Deputies Try To Lure It Out With Laser Pointers</li><li>Etiquette Expert Shows the ‘Correct’ Way to Eat a Banana—And It Involves A Knife And Fork</li><li>The Friendly Skies: Passengers Battle Over Airline Air Nozzles on a Plane</li><li>'Beef Fat' Sunscreen Has People Shaking Their Heads: 'Skin as Healthy as a McDonald's French Fry'</li><li>Woman Wanted For Homicide Pretends to Be Her Sister, Who Was Also Wanted</li><li>Tractor-Trailer Rollover Releases 14M Bees Near Canadian Border</li><li>'Cemetery Thief’ Stole Items From Graves to Use as Landscaping Art at Her Home</li><li>Mom ‘Attacks Principal And Superintendent’ After Being Called To School Over Daughter’s Fighting</li><li>Toilet Paper Could Be Irrelevant Soon—But How Would We Wipe?</li><li>A TikTok Prankster Arrested After He Dumped Buckets of Beans, Eggs, Milk…on His Head—Inside a Restaurant</li><li>Idaho Passes Emergency "Truck-Nuts" Legislation</li><li>Woman Busted For Stealing WIG Off Dead Body at Funeral Home<br />Man Allegedly Injured on a Disney World Water Slide While 34 Lbs. Over Ride Weight Limit...Cue The LAWSUIT<br /></li></ul>I've got the lastest stupid twist to the current events in the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out who outdid everyone else in stupidity by winning this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4093</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlinestupidity,beeffat,disneyworld,tiktok,trucknuts,zebra</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/19b78128dba92923af3ccbfc12a83ad7.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; &amp; Fart-Infected Sinuses</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house &amp; you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove &amp; a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back from his trip to PA to help me tell you about it!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A PIece of My Mind] People Who Don't Reply To Texts -- Even When They're On Their Phone 24/7—Usually Have These 11 Reasons</li><li>Google is Now the Go-To Teacher For Adults Who Need Help—With Adulting</li><li>Town Requires A PERMIT For Women To Wear High-Heels Taller Than 2”</li><li>CA Family Sues Funeral Home After Finding Wrong Body in Uncle's Casket</li><li>Bear Falls Through Attic, is Found Sitting on Stove in Kentucky Home</li><li>Man Fired After Standing up in Teams Call Wearing No Pants–OR Underwear</li><li>Drunk Turkish Man Spends Hours With Search Party Looking For <i>Himself</i></li><li>Woman Claims She’s Suffered From a 7-Yr. Sinus Infection After Her Ex-Boyfriend Farted in Her Face</li></ul>Pancho has more burning questions to answer from people seeking his sage wisdom on matters such as whether or not to let your 14-y/o boy go to the Senior Prom with an 18-y/o girl who invited him &amp; whether to blow the whistle on a boss trying to buy your silence for his shady business practices.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66425013</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2025 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66425013/s6e78.mp3" length="95790445" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90/e4d871e9-71fb-4814-9f3d-8c3096a50d90.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house &amp;amp; you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove &amp;amp; a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house &amp; you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove &amp; a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back from his trip to PA to help me tell you about it!<br /><br />In this Weekend Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A PIece of My Mind] People Who Don't Reply To Texts -- Even When They're On Their Phone 24/7—Usually Have These 11 Reasons</li><li>Google is Now the Go-To Teacher For Adults Who Need Help—With Adulting</li><li>Town Requires A PERMIT For Women To Wear High-Heels Taller Than 2”</li><li>CA Family Sues Funeral Home After Finding Wrong Body in Uncle's Casket</li><li>Bear Falls Through Attic, is Found Sitting on Stove in Kentucky Home</li><li>Man Fired After Standing up in Teams Call Wearing No Pants–OR Underwear</li><li>Drunk Turkish Man Spends Hours With Search Party Looking For <i>Himself</i></li><li>Woman Claims She’s Suffered From a 7-Yr. Sinus Infection After Her Ex-Boyfriend Farted in Her Face</li></ul>Pancho has more burning questions to answer from people seeking his sage wisdom on matters such as whether or not to let your 14-y/o boy go to the Senior Prom with an 18-y/o girl who invited him &amp; whether to blow the whistle on a boss trying to buy your silence for his shady business practices.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6843</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulting,farts,funeralhomefail,pantsless,weirdpermits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8bf56d5873cbd0e8b2fff91de6493333.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; &amp; Water-Based Cooking</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".<br /><br />In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly Mother</li><li>People Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling Companies</li><li>Airline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough Money</li><li>A Parolee Got Caught Drinking a Beer After He Did the "One Chip Challenge"</li><li>Snake Pokes Out From Under Hood of Missouri Woman's Car</li><li>A VA Man Was Arrested for Drawing His Own Crosswalk on a Busy Street</li><li>Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles Competes in Race at the Indy 500</li><li>PIGEON Pandemonium Ensues As Passengers Scramble On Airline</li><li>A Guy on Meth Jumped Off a Bridge on a Dare</li><li>Woman Arrested at Airport After Hitting Child on Plane Who Called Her "Fat" &amp; "Miss Piggy"</li><li>"CarrotMaxing": A TikTok Trend That Can Land You In The ER</li><li>Forever Chemicals Found in American Beer</li><li>Flight Passenger Brings Whole Rotisserie Chicken as Carry-On, Calling It Her 'Designer Bag'</li><li>Despite Her Water Breaking, NY News Anchor Goes Into Labor on Air, but Delivers the News</li><li>Annoyed Resident Releases Snakes in Condo Hallway to Protest Neighbor's Noisy Dog</li><li>Husband Spots Wife Selling His Items on Her Instagram Story, As a PRANK</li><li>New Term: "Water-Based Cooking"...Or Is It Just, You Know, Boiling?</li><li>Florida Man Survives Alligator, Then Is Shot Dead by Deputies</li><li>FL Booze Cruise Captain Rescues Drowning Man Then Belts Out Karaoke</li><li>FL Neighborhood Is Being Terrorized By An Angry Duck</li><li>Secret Service “Catfight” Outside Barack Obama's Home Gets 2 Agents Suspended</li></ul>Get the latest stupid current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out this week's winners of the <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66387738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66387738/s6e77.mp3" length="62165210" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3/02f778fa-017b-4c57-b595-c6da202b5af3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".<br /><br />In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly Mother</li><li>People Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling Companies</li><li>Airline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough Money</li><li>A Parolee Got Caught Drinking a Beer After He Did the "One Chip Challenge"</li><li>Snake Pokes Out From Under Hood of Missouri Woman's Car</li><li>A VA Man Was Arrested for Drawing His Own Crosswalk on a Busy Street</li><li>Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles Competes in Race at the Indy 500</li><li>PIGEON Pandemonium Ensues As Passengers Scramble On Airline</li><li>A Guy on Meth Jumped Off a Bridge on a Dare</li><li>Woman Arrested at Airport After Hitting Child on Plane Who Called Her "Fat" &amp; "Miss Piggy"</li><li>"CarrotMaxing": A TikTok Trend That Can Land You In The ER</li><li>Forever Chemicals Found in American Beer</li><li>Flight Passenger Brings Whole Rotisserie Chicken as Carry-On, Calling It Her 'Designer Bag'</li><li>Despite Her Water Breaking, NY News Anchor Goes Into Labor on Air, but Delivers the News</li><li>Annoyed Resident Releases Snakes in Condo Hallway to Protest Neighbor's Noisy Dog</li><li>Husband Spots Wife Selling His Items on Her Instagram Story, As a PRANK</li><li>New Term: "Water-Based Cooking"...Or Is It Just, You Know, Boiling?</li><li>Florida Man Survives Alligator, Then Is Shot Dead by Deputies</li><li>FL Booze Cruise Captain Rescues Drowning Man Then Belts Out Karaoke</li><li>FL Neighborhood Is Being Terrorized By An Angry Duck</li><li>Secret Service “Catfight” Outside Barack Obama's Home Gets 2 Agents Suspended</li></ul>Get the latest stupid current events from the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and find out this week's winners of the <i>Genius Awards</i>!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4441</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carrotmaxxing,flman,misspiggy,onechipchallenge,pigeons,waterbasedcooking,weenie500</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6ed508dde6685998b81920ec81bb60e3.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; &amp; The Final P00P Score</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man &amp; Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...&amp; Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"</li><li>Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the Dishwasher</li><li>Woman Can't Flush Toilet Paper in Her Newly Built Home</li><li>Woman Drives Through Street Fair, Hits Cop–While Trying to Get to Work</li><li>A Guy Pleasured Himself in a Display Shed at Lowe's</li><li>Amazon Driver Caught With Pants Down Relieving Herself on Porches While Delivering Packages</li><li>Grandpa Faces Felony Charge Over Burrito Dispute</li><li>How Not to Tow a Car: Have You Seen This Crazy Video Out of Houston?</li><li>School Choir Performance EXPLODES Into Violent Brawl Between Parents</li><li>Rhode Islander ticked off by An Unfortunate Typo on a "Rump" Watch</li><li>NJ State Assembly Candidate Selling Foot Pics as Subscription Online Adult Content</li><li>OH Man Cited With His 20th “Operating Vehicle Impaired” While Allegedly Driving Drunk</li><li>Dad's Theory on Parents With 3 Kids Has Internet in Stitches: 'So Carefree'</li><li>Male Owner of a Massage Parlor Tried to Give 5 Men a Happy Ending</li><li>Hospital Refuses To Let Alabama Parents Give Girl This Unusual Name: “Xfrgolszzzxy”</li><li>Women Leave Their Kids in a Car with a Bag of Weed for Hours While They Went to a Bar</li><li>FL Man Tries to Stop His Rolls-Royce From Being Repo’d Wearing Only a Towel</li><li>Shirtless, Shoeless Man Steals Party Bus &amp; Hits Multiple Vehicles</li><li>Phillies Pay Tribute to 'P00P' Scoreboard Before a Wild Win Over Pirates</li><li>A Drug-Smuggling Cat Was Caught Trying to Break Into Prison</li><li>TikTok Prank Gone Too Far?....Teens Are Pretending to Rob You With ‘Apple Pay’ Prank</li></ul>Pancho was in PA for an in-person visit when this episode was recorded, so this is a special weekend episode that has the content of the Midweek episode so we've got the stupidest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i>, and our <i>Genius Awards</i> this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66345757</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2025 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66345757/s6e76.mp3" length="66539519" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96/fe3b49bf-bbb5-48ce-8332-8e9163f7cd96.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man &amp;amp; Vasoline....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man &amp; Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...&amp; Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"</li><li>Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the Dishwasher</li><li>Woman Can't Flush Toilet Paper in Her Newly Built Home</li><li>Woman Drives Through Street Fair, Hits Cop–While Trying to Get to Work</li><li>A Guy Pleasured Himself in a Display Shed at Lowe's</li><li>Amazon Driver Caught With Pants Down Relieving Herself on Porches While Delivering Packages</li><li>Grandpa Faces Felony Charge Over Burrito Dispute</li><li>How Not to Tow a Car: Have You Seen This Crazy Video Out of Houston?</li><li>School Choir Performance EXPLODES Into Violent Brawl Between Parents</li><li>Rhode Islander ticked off by An Unfortunate Typo on a "Rump" Watch</li><li>NJ State Assembly Candidate Selling Foot Pics as Subscription Online Adult Content</li><li>OH Man Cited With His 20th “Operating Vehicle Impaired” While Allegedly Driving Drunk</li><li>Dad's Theory on Parents With 3 Kids Has Internet in Stitches: 'So Carefree'</li><li>Male Owner of a Massage Parlor Tried to Give 5 Men a Happy Ending</li><li>Hospital Refuses To Let Alabama Parents Give Girl This Unusual Name: “Xfrgolszzzxy”</li><li>Women Leave Their Kids in a Car with a Bag of Weed for Hours While They Went to a Bar</li><li>FL Man Tries to Stop His Rolls-Royce From Being Repo’d Wearing Only a Towel</li><li>Shirtless, Shoeless Man Steals Party Bus &amp; Hits Multiple Vehicles</li><li>Phillies Pay Tribute to 'P00P' Scoreboard Before a Wild Win Over Pirates</li><li>A Drug-Smuggling Cat Was Caught Trying to Break Into Prison</li><li>TikTok Prank Gone Too Far?....Teens Are Pretending to Rob You With ‘Apple Pay’ Prank</li></ul>Pancho was in PA for an in-person visit when this episode was recorded, so this is a special weekend episode that has the content of the Midweek episode so we've got the stupidest current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i>, and our <i>Genius Awards</i> this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4753</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>burritoattack,crocs,flman,footsiephotos,p00p,parentsbrawl,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2386ea3d5aeaa04778527db299483aeb.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Boob Cake For a 3-y/o; A Gum-Chewing Naked Intruder; &amp; Exploding Birds</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed &amp; your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police &amp; the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A PIece of My Mind] Couples Are Saving Their Marriages By Drifting Apart -- On Purpose</li><li>Birds are “exploding” at an alarming rate in a CA neighborhood</li><li>Déjà Vu: An 83-y/o Man Crashed a Car, Into the Same Bank, at the Same Spot, Exactly 6 Weeks Apart</li><li>Airbnb Owner Surprises Couple, Leaves Dog With 'Spiritual' Needs &amp; Detailed Care Instructions on Site</li><li>An Airbnb Host Tells a Guest That Hot Water Is "Not an Amenity"</li><li>Man Finds a Naked Intruder in His Bed...Who'd Chewed 60 Wads of Gum</li><li>DoorDash Driver Gets Very Lost at O'Hare Airport</li><li>Mom Gave Her 3-y/o Son a BOOB CAKE on His Birthday to Stop Him From Breastfeeding</li></ul>After having a couple of weeks off, "Pancho" answers some more burning questions about letting your teen child sample beer &amp; if you have to "pay it forward" even if you don't want to. And there's more <i>Insane Games</i> to challenge your stupidity that you can play along with "Pancho" this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66234875</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66234875/s6e75.mp3" length="84266784" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd/07f4eeb9-1da2-44e6-a683-2b403b361ccd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed &amp;amp; your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed &amp; your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police &amp; the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A PIece of My Mind] Couples Are Saving Their Marriages By Drifting Apart -- On Purpose</li><li>Birds are “exploding” at an alarming rate in a CA neighborhood</li><li>Déjà Vu: An 83-y/o Man Crashed a Car, Into the Same Bank, at the Same Spot, Exactly 6 Weeks Apart</li><li>Airbnb Owner Surprises Couple, Leaves Dog With 'Spiritual' Needs &amp; Detailed Care Instructions on Site</li><li>An Airbnb Host Tells a Guest That Hot Water Is "Not an Amenity"</li><li>Man Finds a Naked Intruder in His Bed...Who'd Chewed 60 Wads of Gum</li><li>DoorDash Driver Gets Very Lost at O'Hare Airport</li><li>Mom Gave Her 3-y/o Son a BOOB CAKE on His Birthday to Stop Him From Breastfeeding</li></ul>After having a couple of weeks off, "Pancho" answers some more burning questions about letting your teen child sample beer &amp; if you have to "pay it forward" even if you don't want to. And there's more <i>Insane Games</i> to challenge your stupidity that you can play along with "Pancho" this week!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6020</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airb&amp;b,boobs,breastfeeding,doordash,nakedintruder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/579accd2e41ee3fa200196d1a1be4b9e.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bare Nekkid Stupidity; 70,000 Dum-Dums; &amp; "Nacho" Leggings Assault</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[The best stupidity is naked stupidty &amp; it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.<br /><br />In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...<br /><ul><li>PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In Church</li><li>A Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on Amazon</li><li>Man Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run, Knocks Glasses Off Officer's Face</li><li>Russian National Steals 68-Foot Luxury Yacht in Florida</li><li>Violent Humanoid Robot Snaps, Attacks Factory Workers in Wild Video: 'Went Full Terminator'</li><li>The Latest, Dangerous TikTok Trend: Students Force Paper Clips &amp; Push Pins into Chromebook Devices</li><li>ONLY In Florida: Where You May Find 98 Iguana Eggs In a Single Yard</li><li>Hey Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From "Ding Dong Ditch"!...High School Senior Killed</li><li>Frontier Airlines Agents Jeer At A Passenger Trying to Check In After Hitting Him With a Surprise $25 Fee</li><li>This State Limits Social Media Use for Kids Under 16</li><li>A Company Had to Pay a Woman $40K Because a Coworker Compared Her to Darth Vader</li><li>A Florida Woman Got Arrested for Shoving Nachos Down Her Wife's Pants</li><li>A Woman Was Convicted of Harassment...for Cracking an Egg on Her Daughter's Head for TikTok</li><li>FL man accused of throwing ratchet through car window in road rage incident</li><li>Pennsylvania 14-y/o Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase</li><li>FL Man Crashes Tesla in Roundabout—Blames Fictional Girl Driver</li><li>NE Man Went To The Dark Side, Whips Out a Lightsaber to Attack His Neighbor &amp; a 7-y/o</li><li>Naked Kansas Man Bites Dog, Officer in Gas Station Bathroom</li><li>FL Man Arrested For The 18th Time After Getting Naked &amp; Yelling At People</li><li>FL Man Accidentally Shoots Himself at Walmart, Startling Shoppers</li><li>Florida: Where An Large Alligator Could Be Caught 'Knocking on Doors' of Homes During Mating Season<br /><br /><br /></li></ul>Find out the latest stupidity in the recent current events and hear this week's winners of the most stupendous stupdity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66176368</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66176368/s6e74.mp3" length="59140388" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69/21cdf271-9137-4ae3-a435-a8c426c44a69.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The best stupidity is naked stupidty &amp;amp; it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The best stupidity is naked stupidty &amp; it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.<br /><br />In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...<br /><ul><li>PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In Church</li><li>A Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on Amazon</li><li>Man Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run, Knocks Glasses Off Officer's Face</li><li>Russian National Steals 68-Foot Luxury Yacht in Florida</li><li>Violent Humanoid Robot Snaps, Attacks Factory Workers in Wild Video: 'Went Full Terminator'</li><li>The Latest, Dangerous TikTok Trend: Students Force Paper Clips &amp; Push Pins into Chromebook Devices</li><li>ONLY In Florida: Where You May Find 98 Iguana Eggs In a Single Yard</li><li>Hey Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From "Ding Dong Ditch"!...High School Senior Killed</li><li>Frontier Airlines Agents Jeer At A Passenger Trying to Check In After Hitting Him With a Surprise $25 Fee</li><li>This State Limits Social Media Use for Kids Under 16</li><li>A Company Had to Pay a Woman $40K Because a Coworker Compared Her to Darth Vader</li><li>A Florida Woman Got Arrested for Shoving Nachos Down Her Wife's Pants</li><li>A Woman Was Convicted of Harassment...for Cracking an Egg on Her Daughter's Head for TikTok</li><li>FL man accused of throwing ratchet through car window in road rage incident</li><li>Pennsylvania 14-y/o Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase</li><li>FL Man Crashes Tesla in Roundabout—Blames Fictional Girl Driver</li><li>NE Man Went To The Dark Side, Whips Out a Lightsaber to Attack His Neighbor &amp; a 7-y/o</li><li>Naked Kansas Man Bites Dog, Officer in Gas Station Bathroom</li><li>FL Man Arrested For The 18th Time After Getting Naked &amp; Yelling At People</li><li>FL Man Accidentally Shoots Himself at Walmart, Startling Shoppers</li><li>Florida: Where An Large Alligator Could Be Caught 'Knocking on Doors' of Homes During Mating Season<br /><br /><br /></li></ul>Find out the latest stupidity in the recent current events and hear this week's winners of the most stupendous stupdity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airports,dum-dums,flman,naked,roadrage,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7136ee9b6ca0f0f9884efd8eec9aae61.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Homeowner Moves In With Squatters; Chainsaw-Wielding Clown; &amp; A Meth-Smoking Coon</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in &amp; arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH &amp; there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.<br /><br />This week we are Pancho-less because of a technical issue with the podcast software preventing my Insane FL Nephew from connecting &amp; joining in the episode. Hopefully, we can resolve this issue soon --- or we'll be finding a new podcast platform.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Daters Are Single Because....They're ‘Terrified’ of Being ‘Cringe’</li><li>Bad News, Ya'll! The Southern Accent Is a-Disappearin'</li><li>Squatters Wouldn't Leave Man's Home, So He Moved in With Them</li><li>Clown Wielding A Chainsaw Tackled By Local Resident, Arrested</li><li>A Lady's Meth-Smoking Raccoon Got Her Busted for Drugs</li><li>Turkish Police Burn 20 Tons Of Confiscated Weed—Gets Whole Town High</li><li>People Are Swapping 'Butt Cream' for Botox, but Experts Warn It's Dangerous</li><li>UK Doctor Confesses To Using Concealed Cameras In His Apartment Bathroom So As To Use Video To Compare His “Manhood” To Other Men</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66130341</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2025 15:27:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66130341/s6e73.mp3" length="28005302" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82/28cf9520-351e-4119-8071-d50333bf7e82.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in &amp; arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH &amp; there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.<br /><br />This week we are Pancho-less because of a technical issue with the podcast software preventing my Insane FL Nephew from connecting &amp; joining in the episode. Hopefully, we can resolve this issue soon --- or we'll be finding a new podcast platform.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Daters Are Single Because....They're ‘Terrified’ of Being ‘Cringe’</li><li>Bad News, Ya'll! The Southern Accent Is a-Disappearin'</li><li>Squatters Wouldn't Leave Man's Home, So He Moved in With Them</li><li>Clown Wielding A Chainsaw Tackled By Local Resident, Arrested</li><li>A Lady's Meth-Smoking Raccoon Got Her Busted for Drugs</li><li>Turkish Police Burn 20 Tons Of Confiscated Weed—Gets Whole Town High</li><li>People Are Swapping 'Butt Cream' for Botox, but Experts Warn It's Dangerous</li><li>UK Doctor Confesses To Using Concealed Cameras In His Apartment Bathroom So As To Use Video To Compare His “Manhood” To Other Men</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2001</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bodydysmorphia,clowns,dating,genz,gigantism,meth,racoon,southern,squatters,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9fe5ee6bfbe22b67d05611f6a622d220.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same Jury</li><li>A Beaver Breaks Wind with Purpose</li><li>OnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts</li><li>'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's Home</li><li>Guy Wearing "Retired Drug Dealer" Shirt Was Arrested for Dealing Drugs</li><li>Obvious or Earth-Shattering: A Woman Finds Out You Can Charge Your Phone...with Other People's Phones</li><li>Now, "Pay It...Backward" Is Happening at Drive-Thrus</li><li>Semi-truck Carrying Coins Crashes, Scattering 8 Million Dimes Across Highway</li><li>Bizarre Reason Why Toilet Seats Are Being Hung Along Florida's Coast</li><li>TikTok Slams Mom for Her Shockingly Messy Car: 'Can We Not Normalize Living This Way?'</li><li>Navy Lost a $60 Million Fighter Jet...After It "Rolled Off" an Aircraft Carrier</li><li>FL Man Throws A Can Of Corn Through A Window at His Neighbor's House</li><li>Airline Passenger Tries to Barge Into Cockpit...CHAOS Ensues, Including A Threatened 'Kick In The Ba!!s'</li><li>FART Spray Sends People Fleeing a Connecticut Beach Carnival</li><li>A Woman Was Speeding at 102-mph with a Toddler, Because She Was Late to "Thomas the Train"</li><li>A Woman Found Out the Hard Way Why They Say: "Breed Like Rabbits"</li><li>Ausse Woman Finds Worm &amp; Meal Moth in Chocolate Easter Bunny</li><li>Loose Kangaroo Stops Traffic, Causes Crash on—On An Alabama Highway</li><li>KY Man Wins $167 Million Lottery–Then Got Arrested for Kicking a Cop</li><li>Drunk Pantsless Florida Man Tells Police He Is Charles Dickens</li><li>Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Breaking Into Church</li></ul>Get up to date with the stupidity in the most recent current events and find out who was the most stupid in the week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66077184</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66077184/s6e72.mp3" length="58186605" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db/9c8d7c2a-79c3-4c6a-bfaf-4aa67de628db.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same Jury</li><li>A Beaver Breaks Wind with Purpose</li><li>OnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts</li><li>'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's Home</li><li>Guy Wearing "Retired Drug Dealer" Shirt Was Arrested for Dealing Drugs</li><li>Obvious or Earth-Shattering: A Woman Finds Out You Can Charge Your Phone...with Other People's Phones</li><li>Now, "Pay It...Backward" Is Happening at Drive-Thrus</li><li>Semi-truck Carrying Coins Crashes, Scattering 8 Million Dimes Across Highway</li><li>Bizarre Reason Why Toilet Seats Are Being Hung Along Florida's Coast</li><li>TikTok Slams Mom for Her Shockingly Messy Car: 'Can We Not Normalize Living This Way?'</li><li>Navy Lost a $60 Million Fighter Jet...After It "Rolled Off" an Aircraft Carrier</li><li>FL Man Throws A Can Of Corn Through A Window at His Neighbor's House</li><li>Airline Passenger Tries to Barge Into Cockpit...CHAOS Ensues, Including A Threatened 'Kick In The Ba!!s'</li><li>FART Spray Sends People Fleeing a Connecticut Beach Carnival</li><li>A Woman Was Speeding at 102-mph with a Toddler, Because She Was Late to "Thomas the Train"</li><li>A Woman Found Out the Hard Way Why They Say: "Breed Like Rabbits"</li><li>Ausse Woman Finds Worm &amp; Meal Moth in Chocolate Easter Bunny</li><li>Loose Kangaroo Stops Traffic, Causes Crash on—On An Alabama Highway</li><li>KY Man Wins $167 Million Lottery–Then Got Arrested for Kicking a Cop</li><li>Drunk Pantsless Florida Man Tells Police He Is Charles Dickens</li><li>Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Breaking Into Church</li></ul>Get up to date with the stupidity in the most recent current events and find out who was the most stupid in the week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4157</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>farting,flman,kangaroo,naked,toiletseats</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e0e34baa142300cc187dcdc2ab83c904.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; &amp; The Raging Car Pooper</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen Alcatraz</li><li>Man Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty Standards</li><li>Babysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her &amp; Insult Her Mom</li><li>Day Care Workers Reveal 'Unhinged' Parents' Craziest Requests as Frustrations Boil Over</li><li>A Driver Does the Stupidest Thing Possible When They Missed Their Exit</li><li>Student Rescued From Mount Fuji Goes Back For HIS Phone &amp; Has to Be Rescued Again</li><li>Realtors Say FL Man Is Targeting Women to Touch Their Feet During Showings</li><li>A Female Road Rager Pooped on the Hood of Another Driver's Car</li></ul>Pancho has more burning questions to answer about how to deal with a mom's social media posts &amp; whether you should say something to the mom who "cages" their misbehaving child!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66021566</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2025 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66021566/s6e71.mp3" length="85651748" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1/02bb3442-cc49-48f8-a951-ce77837569c1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen Alcatraz</li><li>Man Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty Standards</li><li>Babysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her &amp; Insult Her Mom</li><li>Day Care Workers Reveal 'Unhinged' Parents' Craziest Requests as Frustrations Boil Over</li><li>A Driver Does the Stupidest Thing Possible When They Missed Their Exit</li><li>Student Rescued From Mount Fuji Goes Back For HIS Phone &amp; Has to Be Rescued Again</li><li>Realtors Say FL Man Is Targeting Women to Touch Their Feet During Showings</li><li>A Female Road Rager Pooped on the Hood of Another Driver's Car</li></ul>Pancho has more burning questions to answer about how to deal with a mom's social media posts &amp; whether you should say something to the mom who "cages" their misbehaving child!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcatraz,daycare,feetfetish,roadrage,stupiddrivers,trapman,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e1c5c51aab2b6abe6c9b945f72fb4d81.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; &amp; A.I. "Wisdom"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini &amp; you'll sound like Socrates!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese</li><li>A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release</li><li>FL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wife</li><li>Your Walmart Is Locking Up...Meat</li><li>FL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive Mom’s Milk</li><li>FL Man Offers Police Booze During Car Chase</li><li>Mohamed Adan Mohamed Was Busted For Planning A "Mass Casualty Event"</li><li>FL Postal Worker Arrested on DUI Charge After Drinking Vodka at House Party on Delivery Route</li><li>Guy Busted For Trying to Set One of His Co-Workers on Fire With a Makeshift Lysol Flamethrower</li><li>Florida Man Caught Alligator in a Trash Can</li><li>You Can "Trick" Google A.I. Into Thinking Your B.S. Is a Wise Saying</li><li>The Manager of a Sonic Gave Weed Gummies to an Underage Coworker</li><li>The Latest "Serious Health Risk" – Paper Receipts</li><li>Woodpecker Damages Dozens Of Cars Due To High Testosterone</li><li>New NYC 'Scratch ‘n’ Sniff' Ad Lets You Stop &amp; Smell Armpits on the Street</li><li>Stuff Of Nightmares–Snake Lands in Woman's Margarita at Virginia Restaurant</li><li>Drug Dealer Hides Weed in Plastic Eggs as Easter Promo &amp; Kid Finds One</li><li>Guy in His Underwear Is Standing on Street Corners Around the World to Raise Cash for an Engagement Ring</li><li>Woman Strips &amp; Poops On Seat During Southwest Airlines Flight</li><li>Wanted: DOG Sniffer–An Intern To Smell Doggy Breath</li><li>Geriatric RAGE: 88-y/o fl Woman Arrested After Hitting 77-y/o Woman On Mobility Scooter With Her SUV</li></ul>You'll also get the rundown on the current events with a stupid spin &amp; find out the winners of the most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius</i> Awards!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65951550</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65951550/s6e70.mp3" length="61108296" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2/e73b2638-984b-4813-a2c9-3aacc620f3e2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini &amp;amp; you'll sound like Socrates!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini &amp; you'll sound like Socrates!<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese</li><li>A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release</li><li>FL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wife</li><li>Your Walmart Is Locking Up...Meat</li><li>FL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive Mom’s Milk</li><li>FL Man Offers Police Booze During Car Chase</li><li>Mohamed Adan Mohamed Was Busted For Planning A "Mass Casualty Event"</li><li>FL Postal Worker Arrested on DUI Charge After Drinking Vodka at House Party on Delivery Route</li><li>Guy Busted For Trying to Set One of His Co-Workers on Fire With a Makeshift Lysol Flamethrower</li><li>Florida Man Caught Alligator in a Trash Can</li><li>You Can "Trick" Google A.I. Into Thinking Your B.S. Is a Wise Saying</li><li>The Manager of a Sonic Gave Weed Gummies to an Underage Coworker</li><li>The Latest "Serious Health Risk" – Paper Receipts</li><li>Woodpecker Damages Dozens Of Cars Due To High Testosterone</li><li>New NYC 'Scratch ‘n’ Sniff' Ad Lets You Stop &amp; Smell Armpits on the Street</li><li>Stuff Of Nightmares–Snake Lands in Woman's Margarita at Virginia Restaurant</li><li>Drug Dealer Hides Weed in Plastic Eggs as Easter Promo &amp; Kid Finds One</li><li>Guy in His Underwear Is Standing on Street Corners Around the World to Raise Cash for an Engagement Ring</li><li>Woman Strips &amp; Poops On Seat During Southwest Airlines Flight</li><li>Wanted: DOG Sniffer–An Intern To Smell Doggy Breath</li><li>Geriatric RAGE: 88-y/o fl Woman Arrested After Hitting 77-y/o Woman On Mobility Scooter With Her SUV</li></ul>You'll also get the rundown on the current events with a stupid spin &amp; find out the winners of the most stupendous stupidity in this week's <i>Genius</i> Awards!!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,armpits,flamethrower,flman,oldwomen,snakes,usps,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f051779dd72abe124efeb88870cfcdfb.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, &amp; The Sperm Race Winner</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held &amp; won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone Call</li><li>A Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen Car</li><li>Passengers Say They Were Trapped Inside Waymo Driverless Vehicle</li><li>TX Mom Arrested After Giving Vodka Jell-O Shots to 5th-Graders at School Holiday Party</li><li>Pregnant Woman Finds Dead Rat in Carry-Out Salad Halfway Through Eating</li><li>'Internal Bra': Women Ditching Bras With New Surgery That Uses Polymer Developed for Hernia Repair</li><li>NO JERKIN’! World's 1ST 'Sperm Race' goes off with a bang in LA</li><li>Man Busted for Cow Sex Because His Brother Got Busted for Child Porn</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has some sage advice to a couple of questions about marriage over kids or kids over marraige &amp; a "work wife's" birthday message to a married man.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65863177</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65863177/s6e69.mp3" length="97812845" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d/7c7672a0-c32c-4a3e-89f6-ae278bb46e5d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held &amp; won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone Call</li><li>A Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen Car</li><li>Passengers Say They Were Trapped Inside Waymo Driverless Vehicle</li><li>TX Mom Arrested After Giving Vodka Jell-O Shots to 5th-Graders at School Holiday Party</li><li>Pregnant Woman Finds Dead Rat in Carry-Out Salad Halfway Through Eating</li><li>'Internal Bra': Women Ditching Bras With New Surgery That Uses Polymer Developed for Hernia Repair</li><li>NO JERKIN’! World's 1ST 'Sperm Race' goes off with a bang in LA</li><li>Man Busted for Cow Sex Because His Brother Got Busted for Child Porn</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has some sage advice to a couple of questions about marriage over kids or kids over marraige &amp; a "work wife's" birthday message to a married man.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6987</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>5thgradejelloshots,internalbra,rats,shedeursanders,spermrace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b8dad8111af06b705d0a1d8cbacdab17.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; &amp; A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo'</li><li>And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins</li><li>(Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs Over Another Woman For Walking With Her Estranged Husband</li><li>Woman Who Married a River Issues Statement on Health of Relationship</li><li>Local Pizzeria Charged a ‘Bitching Fee’ for Informing Them They Got the Wrong Beer</li><li>A Bride Was Caught Going 105-mph on the Way to Her Own Wedding</li><li>Suds &amp; Stools: A Lady Was Busted For Pooping In A Store Beer Cave</li><li>A Flight Made an Emergency Landing After an Encounter with a Bunny</li><li>Her #1 Problem: New Pee Spree Charges For OnlyFans Model</li><li>Canadian Man Accused of Setting Vancouver Police Officers on Fire</li><li>Mother Found Passed Out, While Her Son Was Playing on Roadside</li><li>How Many Screens Are in Your Home? It Might Be More Than You Think</li><li>Woman Finds Unexpected Surprise Inside Grandma's 30-y/o Easter Eggs</li><li>Montana Police Officers Caught Playing Crime Bingo While on Duty</li><li>Is the Easter Bunny a "He"...a "She"...or “Cis”????</li><li>Did You Know the Pope Used to Be a Bouncer?</li><li>Nebraska Woman Refuses To Leave a Town Of “1”</li><li>Aussie Twins Who Speak in Unison Did One of the Weirdest Local News Interviews Ever</li><li>FL Felon Tries to Buy Gun, Tells Cops 'It's Florida'</li><li>Set to Reel In A Husband, Bride Catches A Shark While Taking Beach Wedding Photos</li><li>JERK of a Guy Attacks 11-y/o Girl He Thought Egged His Home as She Screams for Help</li></ul>Get the latest current events with the stupid spin &amp; find out the winners of stupidity for this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65797734</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65797734/s6e68.mp3" length="68219976" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968/7ad6ee12-fef3-4703-bc06-dc8970e77968.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo'</li><li>And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins</li><li>(Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs Over Another Woman For Walking With Her Estranged Husband</li><li>Woman Who Married a River Issues Statement on Health of Relationship</li><li>Local Pizzeria Charged a ‘Bitching Fee’ for Informing Them They Got the Wrong Beer</li><li>A Bride Was Caught Going 105-mph on the Way to Her Own Wedding</li><li>Suds &amp; Stools: A Lady Was Busted For Pooping In A Store Beer Cave</li><li>A Flight Made an Emergency Landing After an Encounter with a Bunny</li><li>Her #1 Problem: New Pee Spree Charges For OnlyFans Model</li><li>Canadian Man Accused of Setting Vancouver Police Officers on Fire</li><li>Mother Found Passed Out, While Her Son Was Playing on Roadside</li><li>How Many Screens Are in Your Home? It Might Be More Than You Think</li><li>Woman Finds Unexpected Surprise Inside Grandma's 30-y/o Easter Eggs</li><li>Montana Police Officers Caught Playing Crime Bingo While on Duty</li><li>Is the Easter Bunny a "He"...a "She"...or “Cis”????</li><li>Did You Know the Pope Used to Be a Bouncer?</li><li>Nebraska Woman Refuses To Leave a Town Of “1”</li><li>Aussie Twins Who Speak in Unison Did One of the Weirdest Local News Interviews Ever</li><li>FL Felon Tries to Buy Gun, Tells Cops 'It's Florida'</li><li>Set to Reel In A Husband, Bride Catches A Shark While Taking Beach Wedding Photos</li><li>JERK of a Guy Attacks 11-y/o Girl He Thought Egged His Home as She Screams for Help</li></ul>Get the latest current events with the stupid spin &amp; find out the winners of stupidity for this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4873</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>easterbunny,onlyfans,policebingo,poop,pope,twins</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f299cdb4f1305788ebf302a901992f98.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hammer To The Cheekbones; Bare Minimum For A Husband; &amp; Frozen Brazillian Butt</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" &amp; is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect husband...if she can get anyone to accept?<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Nearly Half of Teens Admit Social Media is Bad For Mental Health</li><li>Hammer to The Cheekbones: The Rise Of 'Looksmaxxing' Influencers</li><li>Woman Has a LONG List of Rules to Date Her, Including a $300K Salary &amp; a Vasectomy</li><li>Woman Who Left Swastika Brick on Cyber Truck is a Therapist Who Blamed Elon Musk For Her Tantrum</li><li>Couple Hosts Birthday Party at Their Own Restaurant, Then Hands Each Guest a Bill</li><li>Atlanta Braves Reporter Slammed for Getting Woman's Phone Number During Broadcast: 'Insanely Inappropriate'</li><li>Brazilian Influencer Hospitalized With Frozen Butt</li><li>A Man Caused a 3-Alarm Fire...After Setting Fire to His "Sex Toys"</li></ul>Pancho will answer some relationship questions about nitpicking over a "little lie" and should a mis-delivered pizza cause a war between neighbors. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65728504</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65728504/s6e67.mp3" length="80305005" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284/a0ae2d9e-1277-4bdf-9749-bd5be34f7284.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" &amp;amp; is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" &amp; is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect husband...if she can get anyone to accept?<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Nearly Half of Teens Admit Social Media is Bad For Mental Health</li><li>Hammer to The Cheekbones: The Rise Of 'Looksmaxxing' Influencers</li><li>Woman Has a LONG List of Rules to Date Her, Including a $300K Salary &amp; a Vasectomy</li><li>Woman Who Left Swastika Brick on Cyber Truck is a Therapist Who Blamed Elon Musk For Her Tantrum</li><li>Couple Hosts Birthday Party at Their Own Restaurant, Then Hands Each Guest a Bill</li><li>Atlanta Braves Reporter Slammed for Getting Woman's Phone Number During Broadcast: 'Insanely Inappropriate'</li><li>Brazilian Influencer Hospitalized With Frozen Butt</li><li>A Man Caused a 3-Alarm Fire...After Setting Fire to His "Sex Toys"</li></ul>Pancho will answer some relationship questions about nitpicking over a "little lie" and should a mis-delivered pizza cause a war between neighbors. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5737</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>looksmaxxing,musk,sextoys,tesla</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/31bfb0795a4f6250ebbe3a605c851494.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing Fits</li><li>Democrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go &amp; Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"</li><li>China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" Them</li><li>Restaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in Fence</li><li>A McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch Sauce</li><li>An Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call</li><li>3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter Bunny</li><li>Man Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work Microwave</li><li>Airport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's Suitcase</li><li>The Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"</li><li>High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water Jug</li><li>PA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying Casket</li><li>FL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job Interview</li><li>Police Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart</li><li>Cops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig</li><li>FL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet</li><li>(Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFK</li><li>Jose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a Creek</li><li>Most Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left Out</li><li>KFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling Out</li><li>Would You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-Up</li></ul>Get the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events &amp; find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65670421</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65670421/s6e66.mp3" length="55868708" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03/1f43ad80-1ef0-4789-bc34-9eda2c44ca03.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing Fits</li><li>Democrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go &amp; Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"</li><li>China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" Them</li><li>Restaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in Fence</li><li>A McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch Sauce</li><li>An Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call</li><li>3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter Bunny</li><li>Man Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work Microwave</li><li>Airport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's Suitcase</li><li>The Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"</li><li>High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water Jug</li><li>PA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying Casket</li><li>FL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job Interview</li><li>Police Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart</li><li>Cops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig</li><li>FL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet</li><li>(Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFK</li><li>Jose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a Creek</li><li>Most Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left Out</li><li>KFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling Out</li><li>Would You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-Up</li></ul>Get the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events &amp; find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3991</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlines,easterbunny,footrub,kfc,minecraft,thongs,urinating</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a759a4d5306e60788ebe59afe361098.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; &amp; The Assassination Culture</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump Assassination</li><li>A Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just Spiked</li><li>A Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a Guy</li><li>Guy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty Socks</li><li>A Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants"</li><li>Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet Monkey</li><li>Pastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay"</li><li>A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on It</li></ul>Pancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team &amp; how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65630406</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65630406/s6e65.mp3" length="99711268" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240/1063901e-db27-46d2-a7c6-fdaae960f240.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump Assassination</li><li>A Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just Spiked</li><li>A Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a Guy</li><li>Guy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty Socks</li><li>A Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants"</li><li>Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet Monkey</li><li>Pastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay"</li><li>A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on It</li></ul>Pancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team &amp; how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dirtysocks,gay,naked,police,spermracing,standoff,tsa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5fa390acd3bf2cca73c66ea7d9384240.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; &amp; An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken &amp; had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000</li><li>PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated Jacket</li><li>Man Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With Machete</li><li>Wild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of Neighborhood</li><li>The Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties &amp; Gas Station Toilets</li><li>Former FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House Party</li><li>Spirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport Meltdown</li><li>Police Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly'</li><li>FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer &amp; Women's Underwear</li><li>Denied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream'</li><li>ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter'</li><li>Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals</li><li>“Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed Him</li><li>Bruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult Sisters</li><li>A Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a Mask</li><li>Married High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage Student</li><li>FL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator’s Mouth to Save Her Pooch</li><li>Fight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to Florida</li><li>School Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him To</li><li>Husband Tells Wife There’s ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook’—And People Are On His Side</li></ul>Get up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> &amp; find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65585383</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65585383/s6e64.mp3" length="61054170" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef/f0e7be27-48b4-4fa9-b59a-65f8fd1c00ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken &amp;amp; had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken &amp; had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000</li><li>PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated Jacket</li><li>Man Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With Machete</li><li>Wild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of Neighborhood</li><li>The Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties &amp; Gas Station Toilets</li><li>Former FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House Party</li><li>Spirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport Meltdown</li><li>Police Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly'</li><li>FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer &amp; Women's Underwear</li><li>Denied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream'</li><li>ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter'</li><li>Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals</li><li>“Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed Him</li><li>Bruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult Sisters</li><li>A Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a Mask</li><li>Married High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage Student</li><li>FL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator’s Mouth to Save Her Pooch</li><li>Fight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to Florida</li><li>School Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him To</li><li>Husband Tells Wife There’s ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook’—And People Are On His Side</li></ul>Get up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> &amp; find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4361</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airports,alligators,bathrooms,chicken,demon,houseparty,meat,naked,skipscanning,tigers,turkeys</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/87188098bd575ced137f1ab4fa8b6db2.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eating Grandpa--AGAIN; AK-47 Crotch-Shot; &amp; A History of Buttholes</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[This kids have found another urn &amp; have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’</li><li>The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This Year</li><li>Zig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town Swerving</li><li>Another Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eating Grandpa's Ashes</li><li>School District Asks <i>Parents</i> To Stop Smoking Weed In School Parking Lot During Drop-Off, Pick-Up</li><li>Guy Accidentally Shoots His Friend In The CROTCH With An AK-47</li><li>FL JERK Threatens To Beat Up Woman After Being Denied Free Refill at a Kids' Lemonade Stand</li><li>Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose…According To A STUDY</li></ul>Pancho answers some marriage questions about whether marraige ruins friendships &amp; if a fiance can wear her LATE husband's engagement ring! Test your stupidity against Pancho's to find out if a headline about the headline of a Holiday man had his monkey taken away after police busted him for driving a stolen vehicle is FAKE or a real FLORIDA story!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65543029</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65543029/s6e63.mp3" length="71660616" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed/fbf9d6d3-74b3-425c-964b-0ec9e4791eed.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This kids have found another urn &amp;amp; have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This kids have found another urn &amp; have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’</li><li>The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This Year</li><li>Zig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town Swerving</li><li>Another Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eating Grandpa's Ashes</li><li>School District Asks <i>Parents</i> To Stop Smoking Weed In School Parking Lot During Drop-Off, Pick-Up</li><li>Guy Accidentally Shoots His Friend In The CROTCH With An AK-47</li><li>FL JERK Threatens To Beat Up Woman After Being Denied Free Refill at a Kids' Lemonade Stand</li><li>Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose…According To A STUDY</li></ul>Pancho answers some marriage questions about whether marraige ruins friendships &amp; if a fiance can wear her LATE husband's engagement ring! Test your stupidity against Pancho's to find out if a headline about the headline of a Holiday man had his monkey taken away after police busted him for driving a stolen vehicle is FAKE or a real FLORIDA story!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5119</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aprilfools,bully,buttholes,cremation,firearms,roadpaint,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3f3c3461f982ef48b023face3e5212f7.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; &amp; Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity<br />
(00:46:30) insane Week In Review<br />
(00:58:19) Genius Awards<br />
<br />
I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some sexcapades at your favorite swimming hole &amp; then being told you have to pay for what you could not unsee? We've all been caught by the meter maid when getting back to our parked car, but what if the parking spot was created while you slept &amp; then you got fined for it? If you're living in Idaho, better cover your potatoes...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Woman Stripped Herself Nude &amp; Causing Mayhem in DFW Airport</li><li>Is This the Stupidest Parking Ticket of All Time?</li><li>A Tubby/Chubby TX Man Rams A Tesla Cyber Truck With Mini 4-Wheeler</li><li>UK Company Creates World's First Self-Cooling Beverage Can</li><li>Couple Seen Having Sex at Public Swimming Spot Demands Onlookers To Pay For The “Show”</li><li>NJ Police Chief Accused of Turning Department Into "Animal House"</li><li>University of Maryland's Commencement Speaker: Kermit the Frog</li><li>A KITE Makes Contact With United Flight Attempting to Land at Reagan National Airport–Hours After Delta Plane, Air Force Jet Nearly Crash</li><li>Ancient Microplant Used in Sewage Treatment Could Be 'the Next Big Superfood'</li><li>Mystery Man Has Been Leaving Jugs of Urine in Recycling Bins...<i>For Months</i></li><li>ANOTHER Pooping Incident in Line at GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Attraction Causes Closure</li><li>Driving on Too Much Coffee Could Get You a DUI</li><li>School Security Officer Accused of Duct-Taping Girl's Mouth Shut For 'Talking Too Much'</li><li>Idaho Gov. signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure &amp; 'truck nuts'</li><li>A Guy Stopped to Put Air in His Tires During a High-Speed Chase</li><li>Police Video Shows A NJ Mayor's Drunk Driving Arrest with Kid in Car</li><li>Mom Breaks Foot After Attempting Stupid “Foot Drop” TikTok Challenge</li><li>Dating App “Tribal” Promises a Match Without Seeing Your Partner's Face</li><li>A 34-y/o CA Woman Uses World's Longest Tongue to Play Jenga</li><li>A 40-y/o FL Woman Charged With Conch Bonking A Male Acquaintance</li><li>Guy Enters Restaurant Naked, 'Flexing Muscles Aggressively'</li></ul>There's plenty of current events that are really stupid that I'll get you up to date about &amp; we spotlight stupidity with the winners of our "Genius Awards"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65446997</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65446997/s6e62.mp3" length="60345050" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898/589754a0-2105-4453-99c3-2083204c1898.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"<br />
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity<br />
(00:46:30) insane Week In Review<br />
(00:58:19) Genius Awards<br />
<br />
I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some sexcapades at your favorite swimming hole &amp; then being told you have to pay for what you could not unsee? We've all been caught by the meter maid when getting back to our parked car, but what if the parking spot was created while you slept &amp; then you got fined for it? If you're living in Idaho, better cover your potatoes...<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>Woman Stripped Herself Nude &amp; Causing Mayhem in DFW Airport</li><li>Is This the Stupidest Parking Ticket of All Time?</li><li>A Tubby/Chubby TX Man Rams A Tesla Cyber Truck With Mini 4-Wheeler</li><li>UK Company Creates World's First Self-Cooling Beverage Can</li><li>Couple Seen Having Sex at Public Swimming Spot Demands Onlookers To Pay For The “Show”</li><li>NJ Police Chief Accused of Turning Department Into "Animal House"</li><li>University of Maryland's Commencement Speaker: Kermit the Frog</li><li>A KITE Makes Contact With United Flight Attempting to Land at Reagan National Airport–Hours After Delta Plane, Air Force Jet Nearly Crash</li><li>Ancient Microplant Used in Sewage Treatment Could Be 'the Next Big Superfood'</li><li>Mystery Man Has Been Leaving Jugs of Urine in Recycling Bins...<i>For Months</i></li><li>ANOTHER Pooping Incident in Line at GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Attraction Causes Closure</li><li>Driving on Too Much Coffee Could Get You a DUI</li><li>School Security Officer Accused of Duct-Taping Girl's Mouth Shut For 'Talking Too Much'</li><li>Idaho Gov. signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure &amp; 'truck nuts'</li><li>A Guy Stopped to Put Air in His Tires During a High-Speed Chase</li><li>Police Video Shows A NJ Mayor's Drunk Driving Arrest with Kid in Car</li><li>Mom Breaks Foot After Attempting Stupid “Foot Drop” TikTok Challenge</li><li>Dating App “Tribal” Promises a Match Without Seeing Your Partner's Face</li><li>A 34-y/o CA Woman Uses World's Longest Tongue to Play Jenga</li><li>A 40-y/o FL Woman Charged With Conch Bonking A Male Acquaintance</li><li>Guy Enters Restaurant Naked, 'Flexing Muscles Aggressively'</li></ul>There's plenty of current events that are really stupid that I'll get you up to date about &amp; we spotlight stupidity with the winners of our "Genius Awards"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4311</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airports,conchbonking,footdropchallenge,kermit,nudes,parkingticket,police,pooping,superfood,tesla,tongue,tribalapp,trucknuts,urine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/319ee0bf509ebb5f3abf1f8511d96516.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Breast Milk Ice Cream; Stiffed Plumber Re-Clogs Pipe; &amp; Snake Sperm Helps Singing</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday &amp; is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You’re Probably Old</li><li>Pastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gives $40K</li><li>Man Uses ChatGPT to Challenge Traffic Violation Ticket in Court &amp; Wins</li><li>A Plumber Didn't Get Paid, so He Went Back &amp; Re-Clogged the Pipe</li><li>Teen Sisters Tried to Kill Their Mom After She Turned Their Wi-Fi Off</li><li>The Marriage Likely OVER When...She Shoots Her Husband On The Toilet</li><li>Jessica Simpson Says Her Vocal Coach Told Her to Drink Honey With ‘Snake Sperm’ to Help Her Sing</li><li>Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream Is Arriving This Year</li></ul>Answers to burning questions are given by Pancho to a couple of people wondering if they should make their in-laws pay for a surprise cruise they ruined when they let the secret slip &amp; whether parents should dictate what goes into wedding planning if they are paying for it. Test your stupid knowledge against Pancho to figure out if the entertainer named "Josh Weston" is actually a Porn Star or a Weatherman.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65353929</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65353929/s6e61.mp3" length="70891519" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b/c2017bac-d8b7-4665-b579-220893232d3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday &amp; is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You’re Probably Old</li><li>Pastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gives $40K</li><li>Man Uses ChatGPT to Challenge Traffic Violation Ticket in Court &amp; Wins</li><li>A Plumber Didn't Get Paid, so He Went Back &amp; Re-Clogged the Pipe</li><li>Teen Sisters Tried to Kill Their Mom After She Turned Their Wi-Fi Off</li><li>The Marriage Likely OVER When...She Shoots Her Husband On The Toilet</li><li>Jessica Simpson Says Her Vocal Coach Told Her to Drink Honey With ‘Snake Sperm’ to Help Her Sing</li><li>Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream Is Arriving This Year</li></ul>Answers to burning questions are given by Pancho to a couple of people wondering if they should make their in-laws pay for a surprise cruise they ruined when they let the secret slip &amp; whether parents should dictate what goes into wedding planning if they are paying for it. Test your stupid knowledge against Pancho to figure out if the entertainer named "Josh Weston" is actually a Porn Star or a Weatherman.<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5064</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bishopsapp,breastmilk,chatgpt,email,snakesperm</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddea8bb5e911d598833ae07062ccb394.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; &amp; A Meatball Gender Reveal</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'</li><li>Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting Inked</li><li>A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral</li><li>Spring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's Ear</li><li>A Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too Good</li><li>PA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work desk</li><li>Men Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend Yet</li><li>PA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper Wiring</li><li>Kennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely Nude</li><li>Pirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor &amp; Tries to Fire Staff</li><li>‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'</li><li>Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCH</li><li>Mom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops</li><li>(Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her Death</li><li>FL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal Party</li><li>More Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo Chose</li><li>New Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About Yourself</li><li>A Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUV</li><li>Woman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf Lesson</li><li>Criminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at Gunpoint</li><li>Military-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart Joyride</li></ul>Get up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65291632</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65291632/s6e60.mp3" length="68068936" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e/15dfaf02-b349-47b4-bfa6-891d66e4709e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'</li><li>Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting Inked</li><li>A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral</li><li>Spring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's Ear</li><li>A Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too Good</li><li>PA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work desk</li><li>Men Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend Yet</li><li>PA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper Wiring</li><li>Kennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely Nude</li><li>Pirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor &amp; Tries to Fire Staff</li><li>‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'</li><li>Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCH</li><li>Mom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops</li><li>(Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her Death</li><li>FL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal Party</li><li>More Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo Chose</li><li>New Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About Yourself</li><li>A Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUV</li><li>Woman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf Lesson</li><li>Criminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at Gunpoint</li><li>Military-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart Joyride</li></ul>Get up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4863</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlines,boomerasking,ed,fireball,genderreveal,hotmugshot,springbreak,suzannesommers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0b5d5b27f0eee2529e27661d4854f646.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DNA-4-Sale; Twins Double Wedding AND Honeymoon; &amp; An Anglo Converts To Afro</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!</li><li>Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon</li><li>(OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport</li><li>(Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Where They 1st Started</li><li>National Weather Service Seemingly Captures Photo of Bigfoot During a PA Storm Survey</li><li>AZ Teacher Arrested After Peeing Into A Can–In Front Of His Class</li><li>A Guy Showed Up at the ER with His Girlfriend's Hand Stuck in His Mouth</li><li>Woman Born White Says She Identifies As Black…&amp; She’s Moving To Africa</li></ul>Pancho will also reply to a couple of questions about honesty...if we're really being honest... And test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> to figure out if by going to Miss Cassidey’s in Grants Pass, Oregon you're going to a "Strip Club" or a "Daycare"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65197065</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65197065/s6e59.mp3" length="73652662" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30/44c2bdc0-87e8-4854-b6f3-9fe50eba8c30.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!</li><li>Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon</li><li>(OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport</li><li>(Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Where They 1st Started</li><li>National Weather Service Seemingly Captures Photo of Bigfoot During a PA Storm Survey</li><li>AZ Teacher Arrested After Peeing Into A Can–In Front Of His Class</li><li>A Guy Showed Up at the ER with His Girlfriend's Hand Stuck in His Mouth</li><li>Woman Born White Says She Identifies As Black…&amp; She’s Moving To Africa</li></ul>Pancho will also reply to a couple of questions about honesty...if we're really being honest... And test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly <i>Insane Game Show</i> to figure out if by going to Miss Cassidey’s in Grants Pass, Oregon you're going to a "Strip Club" or a "Daycare"!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5261</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>23andme,airtravel,bigfoot,dna,peeing,twins,weddings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a06027ed6a0ee67ef10bd5e5ba65b30e.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sweatpant Jeans, Iguana Omlets, &amp; A Naked Man Named, "Weiner"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs &amp; folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; </li><li>People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; </li><li>Guest Poops All Over Floor &amp; Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT &amp; People Kept Standing There; </li><li>The Big Mac Guy Ate His 35,000th Burger; </li><li>A Man Was Arrested for Walking Around Naked, &amp; His Name Is "Weiner"; </li><li>Gary Oldman Loves Fart Humor; </li><li>Suspect Shoots Woman in Shoulder, Also Accidentally Shoots Herself; </li><li>Starbucks to Pay $50 Million to Man Whose Genitals Were Scorched by Hot Beverages; </li><li>Man Found With Live Turtle Hidden in His Pants by TSA; </li><li>More than 100 Crows in CA Shot to Death by Unknown Suspect; </li><li>Emerging Trend: Sweatpant Jeans; </li><li>A Swiss Driver Was Fined $110,000...for Tailgating; </li><li>(Possibly Unstable) FL Man Threatened Ex-Wife With a Power Drill After Call From Her New Boyfriend; </li><li>(Newsflash!)...Social Media ‘Becoming Breeding Ground’ For Delusions; </li><li>Email Signatures Are Bad for the Planet; </li><li>Monkey Steals Man's Phone in India, Exchanges It for a 'Treat'; </li><li>A Guy Pulls a Gun at a Bar...Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn't Working; </li><li>DOGE Has Found 14 'Magic Money Computers' That Create Cash 'Out of Thin Air'; </li><li>Florida: Where You Can Create Your Own Iguana Omelet; </li><li>United States Of Anger? Nearly Half of Americans Say We’ve Become More Rude Since the Pandemic; </li><li>FL Man Arrested for Lap Dance Heist; </li></ul>And get up to date on the latest current events that are made stupid as well as our weekly "winners" in the Genius Awards!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65112835</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 19:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65112835/s6e58.mp3" length="57098239" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047/62ce4a45-3455-447e-b466-0c7ef038f047.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs &amp;amp; folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs &amp; folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; </li><li>People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; </li><li>Guest Poops All Over Floor &amp; Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT &amp; People Kept Standing There; </li><li>The Big Mac Guy Ate His 35,000th Burger; </li><li>A Man Was Arrested for Walking Around Naked, &amp; His Name Is "Weiner"; </li><li>Gary Oldman Loves Fart Humor; </li><li>Suspect Shoots Woman in Shoulder, Also Accidentally Shoots Herself; </li><li>Starbucks to Pay $50 Million to Man Whose Genitals Were Scorched by Hot Beverages; </li><li>Man Found With Live Turtle Hidden in His Pants by TSA; </li><li>More than 100 Crows in CA Shot to Death by Unknown Suspect; </li><li>Emerging Trend: Sweatpant Jeans; </li><li>A Swiss Driver Was Fined $110,000...for Tailgating; </li><li>(Possibly Unstable) FL Man Threatened Ex-Wife With a Power Drill After Call From Her New Boyfriend; </li><li>(Newsflash!)...Social Media ‘Becoming Breeding Ground’ For Delusions; </li><li>Email Signatures Are Bad for the Planet; </li><li>Monkey Steals Man's Phone in India, Exchanges It for a 'Treat'; </li><li>A Guy Pulls a Gun at a Bar...Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn't Working; </li><li>DOGE Has Found 14 'Magic Money Computers' That Create Cash 'Out of Thin Air'; </li><li>Florida: Where You Can Create Your Own Iguana Omelet; </li><li>United States Of Anger? Nearly Half of Americans Say We’ve Become More Rude Since the Pandemic; </li><li>FL Man Arrested for Lap Dance Heist; </li></ul>And get up to date on the latest current events that are made stupid as well as our weekly "winners" in the Genius Awards!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4079</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>doge,environment,naked,starbucks,sweatpantjeans,tailgating</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/69c5027491962e97d495dc85bf18b676.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>St. Patty's "Borg" Binge; A Booger-Picker Puncture; &amp; A Man Shot By His DOG</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; </li><li>At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "Borg" Drinking Trend Takes Over St. Patrick’s Day Parade In Boston; </li><li>Botox Use Has Become So Frequent Some Users Are Developing Immunity; </li><li>A Guy Picked His Nose Too Aggressively &amp; Hit an Artery; </li><li>Surprised TV News Anchor Reports on Man Shot in Leg by His Dog; </li><li>Woman Accused Of Selling Human Toes Puked By Dogs Avoids Jail; </li><li>Uber Driver Says a Mom Left Her BABY in His Car to Make Sure He Didn't Leave; </li><li>Embalmer Accused Of Severing Dead Man’s Penis–Then Stuffed It In The Corpse’s Mouth!</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is trying out red light therapy for his sinuses...after they heal from a bad infection. He'll also answer some burning questions about lending a betting boyfriend money for March Madness &amp; whether a dad should bail out an adult son like his ex-wife wants him to! Test your stupidity against Pancho to figure out if this headline is fake news or a real Florida fact: "A Holiday man was arrested for driving a stolen car with a monkey riding shotgun." And read all the real stories from this week's episode in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Telegram channel! Download the app &amp; get stupid at t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65024095</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65024095/s6e57.mp3" length="81375504" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce/e0ff8dd8-c2ce-4dad-bea3-0f3f057683ce.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; </li><li>At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "Borg" Drinking Trend Takes Over St. Patrick’s Day Parade In Boston; </li><li>Botox Use Has Become So Frequent Some Users Are Developing Immunity; </li><li>A Guy Picked His Nose Too Aggressively &amp; Hit an Artery; </li><li>Surprised TV News Anchor Reports on Man Shot in Leg by His Dog; </li><li>Woman Accused Of Selling Human Toes Puked By Dogs Avoids Jail; </li><li>Uber Driver Says a Mom Left Her BABY in His Car to Make Sure He Didn't Leave; </li><li>Embalmer Accused Of Severing Dead Man’s Penis–Then Stuffed It In The Corpse’s Mouth!</li></ul>My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is trying out red light therapy for his sinuses...after they heal from a bad infection. He'll also answer some burning questions about lending a betting boyfriend money for March Madness &amp; whether a dad should bail out an adult son like his ex-wife wants him to! Test your stupidity against Pancho to figure out if this headline is fake news or a real Florida fact: "A Holiday man was arrested for driving a stolen car with a monkey riding shotgun." And read all the real stories from this week's episode in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Telegram channel! Download the app &amp; get stupid at t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5813</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>borg,botox,stpatricksday,uber</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7710b049188bbaedb9ed0c4bedd6406f.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; &amp; A Super-Glued Bellybutton</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.<br /><br />In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon; </li><li>TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up; </li><li>FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat Her Cooking; </li><li>A Toddler Called 911 for "Emergency Donuts"; </li><li>12% of People Pee in the Shower...Daily; </li><li>Rising Egg Prices Spark Chicken Rental Trend; </li><li>A 36-y/o OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Old Men to Appear in Her X-rated Videos; </li><li>Walmart In Jacksonville Sold Empty Chicken Nuggets with No Chicken in Them; </li><li>Fully Inflated Kim Kardashian Balloon—With 15-Ft.-High Butt—Takes Over Times Square; </li><li>Not Something You See A Lot...A (Dead) Giraffe In The Back Of A Pickup; </li><li>FL Man Swallows $800,000 Worth Of Luxury Jewelry, Police Scan His Insides For Evidence; </li><li>Against All Logic, the One-Legged Pants Trend Is Sweeping the Nation; </li><li>'Megalodon' goldfish found in Erie, PA; </li><li>Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra earns world record by playing with food; </li><li>FAMILY DYSFUNCTION: Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue; </li><li>(Possibly Unstable) Southwest Passenger Strips Naked on a Plane; </li><li>Speed Eating a 7-lb. Hamburger Sent a Man to ER—Unable to Pass Gas; </li><li>Eating Packing Peanuts Is The Latest TikTok Trend; </li><li>FL Woman Was Arrested for Assaulting Her Boyfriend with a Watermelon; </li><li>FL Man Claimed He Would Assassinate Trump, Shoot Missiles at New York; </li><li>California Arsonist Catches Fire While Setting Car Ablaze.</li></ul>Get caught up on all the current events with a stupid spin &amp; find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards! Join the Telegram Channel to read all about these very REAL stupid stories: t.me/InsaneErikLane<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64961738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64961738/s6e56.mp3" length="60583130" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9/ce152a28-bd15-4fc5-8afd-eb43195396f9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.<br /><br />In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon; </li><li>TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up; </li><li>FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat Her Cooking; </li><li>A Toddler Called 911 for "Emergency Donuts"; </li><li>12% of People Pee in the Shower...Daily; </li><li>Rising Egg Prices Spark Chicken Rental Trend; </li><li>A 36-y/o OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Old Men to Appear in Her X-rated Videos; </li><li>Walmart In Jacksonville Sold Empty Chicken Nuggets with No Chicken in Them; </li><li>Fully Inflated Kim Kardashian Balloon—With 15-Ft.-High Butt—Takes Over Times Square; </li><li>Not Something You See A Lot...A (Dead) Giraffe In The Back Of A Pickup; </li><li>FL Man Swallows $800,000 Worth Of Luxury Jewelry, Police Scan His Insides For Evidence; </li><li>Against All Logic, the One-Legged Pants Trend Is Sweeping the Nation; </li><li>'Megalodon' goldfish found in Erie, PA; </li><li>Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra earns world record by playing with food; </li><li>FAMILY DYSFUNCTION: Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue; </li><li>(Possibly Unstable) Southwest Passenger Strips Naked on a Plane; </li><li>Speed Eating a 7-lb. Hamburger Sent a Man to ER—Unable to Pass Gas; </li><li>Eating Packing Peanuts Is The Latest TikTok Trend; </li><li>FL Woman Was Arrested for Assaulting Her Boyfriend with a Watermelon; </li><li>FL Man Claimed He Would Assassinate Trump, Shoot Missiles at New York; </li><li>California Arsonist Catches Fire While Setting Car Ablaze.</li></ul>Get caught up on all the current events with a stupid spin &amp; find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards! Join the Telegram Channel to read all about these very REAL stupid stories: t.me/InsaneErikLane<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4328</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,bellybutton,cheetos,eggs,flman,megalodon,onlyfans,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/407fc31c9b6b386e754131e5301fa021.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Train Seat Tryst; A Pretzel Pregnancy; &amp; Orgasm Retreats For Women</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" &amp; I will demonstrate in this episode...<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids; </li><li>Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge; </li><li>Someone Stole a "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting <i>from a Church</i>; </li><li>New MN Bill Would Clarify That Used Bong Water Is Not Actually a Drug; </li><li>A TikTok Couple Is Upset Their <i>Mountain Cabin</i> Is on <b>a Mountain</b>; </li><li>Missouri Man Charged for TWICE Trying to Have Sex with a Train Seat; </li><li>And Now...A Mother &amp; Daughter Pregnant at the Same Time By The SAME MAN; </li><li>Weeklong 'Orgasm Retreats' Teach Women How to Climax.</li></ul>Pancho has very little effort in answering some of the questions this week that are asking if Hooter's is good or bad for women &amp; if it's wrong to take your "work spouse" for a "couple's massage" after a hard day at the job. See if you can figure out the answers along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to determine if you would be at a Strip Club or a Daycare when you visit a business called, "Daddy's Rabbits" in Richmond, VA!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64888943</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64888943/s6e55.mp3" length="70469119" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2/109139f5-01b9-49e7-9a8c-b63d163522c2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" &amp; I will demonstrate in this episode...<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids; </li><li>Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge; </li><li>Someone Stole a "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting <i>from a Church</i>; </li><li>New MN Bill Would Clarify That Used Bong Water Is Not Actually a Drug; </li><li>A TikTok Couple Is Upset Their <i>Mountain Cabin</i> Is on <b>a Mountain</b>; </li><li>Missouri Man Charged for TWICE Trying to Have Sex with a Train Seat; </li><li>And Now...A Mother &amp; Daughter Pregnant at the Same Time By The SAME MAN; </li><li>Weeklong 'Orgasm Retreats' Teach Women How to Climax.</li></ul>Pancho has very little effort in answering some of the questions this week that are asking if Hooter's is good or bad for women &amp; if it's wrong to take your "work spouse" for a "couple's massage" after a hard day at the job. See if you can figure out the answers along with Pancho in this week's <i>Insane Game Show</i> to determine if you would be at a Strip Club or a Daycare when you visit a business called, "Daddy's Rabbits" in Richmond, VA!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5034</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bongwater,orgasms,parenting,pervert,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b351ac4c3a6b99feb1453fbb3bdcbb59.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>White House Woodshed; Sex Doll Destruction; &amp; The NSA's Sexy Chats</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump &amp; VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes &amp; fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval Office Blow Up; </li><li>Dumbest TikTok Trend Yet—Dropping Heavier &amp; Heavier Things on Your Foot; </li><li>Man Traumatized by Earthquakes Has Been Living in a Cave for 2 Years; </li><li>A Guy Started a Fire While Trying to Hide His Sex Doll from a Roommate; </li><li>Man Calls Off Wedding After Fiancée Electrocutes Him as Part of Pre-Marital 'Childbirth Pain Test'; </li><li>FL Man Arrested For “Odd” Behavior With Chucky Doll; </li><li>Couple Says They Were Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Flight; </li><li>TAX Dollars At Work: NSA Transgender Sex Chat Room Uncovered–Employees Caught Talking About Estrogen Injections, Getting “Zapped" In The Butt!</li></ul>Pancho takes on the burning questions about whether it's "poor sportsmanship" to yell "MISS" at a 12-y/o's basketball game &amp; giving your teenage daughter Ozempic! Play along with Pancho in our 'Insane Games" to figure out of if you're going to a Golf Course or a Rehab!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64755061</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64755061/s6e54.mp3" length="71202010" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89/ec144412-d274-4c51-a7a3-43443963ee89.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump &amp;amp; VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump &amp; VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes &amp; fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval Office Blow Up; </li><li>Dumbest TikTok Trend Yet—Dropping Heavier &amp; Heavier Things on Your Foot; </li><li>Man Traumatized by Earthquakes Has Been Living in a Cave for 2 Years; </li><li>A Guy Started a Fire While Trying to Hide His Sex Doll from a Roommate; </li><li>Man Calls Off Wedding After Fiancée Electrocutes Him as Part of Pre-Marital 'Childbirth Pain Test'; </li><li>FL Man Arrested For “Odd” Behavior With Chucky Doll; </li><li>Couple Says They Were Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Flight; </li><li>TAX Dollars At Work: NSA Transgender Sex Chat Room Uncovered–Employees Caught Talking About Estrogen Injections, Getting “Zapped" In The Butt!</li></ul>Pancho takes on the burning questions about whether it's "poor sportsmanship" to yell "MISS" at a 12-y/o's basketball game &amp; giving your teenage daughter Ozempic! Play along with Pancho in our 'Insane Games" to figure out of if you're going to a Golf Course or a Rehab!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5086</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chukiedoll,corpseonaplane,electricshockpregnancytest,nsa,sexdoll,tiktok,zelensky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/244ca186c66b9a7366fb24e6166d4708.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Robo-Pets; FL Man Games Return; &amp; Plumber's Crack Fashion</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.<br /><br />In this BONUS Midweek Episode...<br /><ul><li>Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; </li><li>Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; </li><li>Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital; </li><li>He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar; </li><li>FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy; </li><li>Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can’t Read or Write; </li><li>A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM; </li><li>Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a <i>Week</i>; </li><li>School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof <i>That's Visible From Space</i>; </li><li>Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy; </li><li>NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, &amp; Her Name Fits…; </li><li>City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting &amp; Lying Down; </li><li>A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel"; </li><li>A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...<i>with the Thieves</i> Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card; </li><li>Models Bare Plumber’s Cracks at Milan Fashion Week &amp; Style Gurus Are Outraged; </li><li>PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino; </li><li>Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child <i>Bites Referee's Testicle</i>; </li><li>FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex’s Vehicle...But <i>She Got The Wrong Car</i>; '</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page; </li><li>(Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport; </li><li>FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.</li></ul>More insane stupidity from the latest current event files &amp; we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!<br /><br />Don't forget to join the Telegram Channel to get all the links to the stories on the episodes by visiting t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64701983</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64701983/s6e53.mp3" length="63808365" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed/259a350e-abfe-4f67-89b3-21eeee2434ed.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.<br /><br />In this BONUS Midweek Episode...<br /><ul><li>Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; </li><li>Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; </li><li>Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital; </li><li>He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar; </li><li>FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy; </li><li>Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can’t Read or Write; </li><li>A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM; </li><li>Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a <i>Week</i>; </li><li>School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof <i>That's Visible From Space</i>; </li><li>Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy; </li><li>NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, &amp; Her Name Fits…; </li><li>City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting &amp; Lying Down; </li><li>A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel"; </li><li>A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...<i>with the Thieves</i> Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card; </li><li>Models Bare Plumber’s Cracks at Milan Fashion Week &amp; Style Gurus Are Outraged; </li><li>PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino; </li><li>Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child <i>Bites Referee's Testicle</i>; </li><li>FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex’s Vehicle...But <i>She Got The Wrong Car</i>; '</li><li>A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page; </li><li>(Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport; </li><li>FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.</li></ul>More insane stupidity from the latest current event files &amp; we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!<br /><br />Don't forget to join the Telegram Channel to get all the links to the stories on the episodes by visiting t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4558</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,buttcrack,flman,hooters,phallic,vandalizing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a82c0f111719e39cf0481671f16f2536.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Papa John's Bath Bombs; Tiger Urine For Rheumatism; &amp; Male Enhancements</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice &amp; fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; </li><li>Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; </li><li>Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce; </li><li>An IVF Clinic Messed Up, &amp; a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby; </li><li>Trader Joe’s is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs; </li><li>Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, &amp; Nudes to Friends; </li><li>Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces; </li><li>Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis &amp; Scrotum Fillers.</li></ul>Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho &amp; see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64634552</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2025 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64634552/s6e52.mp3" length="85576410" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282/523e393f-970e-4702-85b5-764046365282.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice &amp;amp; fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice &amp; fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; </li><li>Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; </li><li>Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce; </li><li>An IVF Clinic Messed Up, &amp; a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby; </li><li>Trader Joe’s is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs; </li><li>Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, &amp; Nudes to Friends; </li><li>Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces; </li><li>Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis &amp; Scrotum Fillers.</li></ul>Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho &amp; see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6113</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>botox,eggs,injections,ivf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/39dd70d53866555d87d2333bf0defe0d.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emotional Support Chickens, Camo Port-a-Potty Deerstand, &amp; Pre-Sucked Skittles</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> &amp; the weekly winners for our <i>Genius Awards</i> all in this <b>Midweek BONUS Episode</b>!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election; </li><li>FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour; </li><li>Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons: 'Period Nightmare'; </li><li>An Amazon Driver Ran Over a Pedestrian...&amp; Then Drove Off; </li><li>New Trend? HP Added 15-Minute Minimum Wait Times for Telephone Support Calls...to Force People Online; </li><li>HOA Insists South Jersey Woman Ditch Emotional Support Chickens; </li><li>A Woman Stabbed Her Fiancé in the Neck During an Argument Over a Wedding Venue; </li><li>MI Man Drives to PA to Torch His Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's House; </li><li>Oklahoma Teen Runaway Slept In Walmart TP Fort; </li><li>Shirtless FL Man Steals Patrol Car, Carjacks Woman in Wild Chase; </li><li>American Airlines Flight Delayed Over Wi-Fi Hotspot Named, 'There Is a Bomb on the Flight'; </li><li>Nathan's Famous Wants to Help You Boil Your Franks the '100% NY Way'; </li><li>A Deer Hunter Got Busted Hunting from a Camo-Covered Port-a-Potty; </li><li>A Congressman Wants to Rename Greenland "Red, White, &amp; Blueland"; </li><li>Amazon Dropped Off A Package—at Mandy Moore's In-Law's Burned Down Home; </li><li>CA Wildfires Ruined Grapes...So Now They're Trying to Make "Smoky Wine" Popular; </li><li>Some People Are Afraid Of Snakes, Spiders. This Woman Has A Fear of Ketchup; </li><li>A Man Claiming He's 6-&amp;-3 in Eluding the Cops Compliments Officers After a Chase; </li><li>Doctors Find 5 Contact Lenses Lost Behind Woman's Eyeball; </li><li>FL Man Pulls A Gun on Customer Waiting For Parking Space At Grocery Store; </li><li>A Woman Filled Her Ex's Gas Tank with "Pre-Sucked Skittles"!</li></ul>Don't forget to join the TELEGRAM Channel to get the links to all the stupidity from this episode at t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64572674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64572674/s6e51.mp3" length="52937508" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd/256025eb-dfcb-4c3e-a624-9fbba9332ffd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> &amp; the weekly winners for our <i>Genius Awards</i> all in this <b>Midweek BONUS Episode</b>!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election; </li><li>FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour; </li><li>Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons: 'Period Nightmare'; </li><li>An Amazon Driver Ran Over a Pedestrian...&amp; Then Drove Off; </li><li>New Trend? HP Added 15-Minute Minimum Wait Times for Telephone Support Calls...to Force People Online; </li><li>HOA Insists South Jersey Woman Ditch Emotional Support Chickens; </li><li>A Woman Stabbed Her Fiancé in the Neck During an Argument Over a Wedding Venue; </li><li>MI Man Drives to PA to Torch His Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's House; </li><li>Oklahoma Teen Runaway Slept In Walmart TP Fort; </li><li>Shirtless FL Man Steals Patrol Car, Carjacks Woman in Wild Chase; </li><li>American Airlines Flight Delayed Over Wi-Fi Hotspot Named, 'There Is a Bomb on the Flight'; </li><li>Nathan's Famous Wants to Help You Boil Your Franks the '100% NY Way'; </li><li>A Deer Hunter Got Busted Hunting from a Camo-Covered Port-a-Potty; </li><li>A Congressman Wants to Rename Greenland "Red, White, &amp; Blueland"; </li><li>Amazon Dropped Off A Package—at Mandy Moore's In-Law's Burned Down Home; </li><li>CA Wildfires Ruined Grapes...So Now They're Trying to Make "Smoky Wine" Popular; </li><li>Some People Are Afraid Of Snakes, Spiders. This Woman Has A Fear of Ketchup; </li><li>A Man Claiming He's 6-&amp;-3 in Eluding the Cops Compliments Officers After a Chase; </li><li>Doctors Find 5 Contact Lenses Lost Behind Woman's Eyeball; </li><li>FL Man Pulls A Gun on Customer Waiting For Parking Space At Grocery Store; </li><li>A Woman Filled Her Ex's Gas Tank with "Pre-Sucked Skittles"!</li></ul>Don't forget to join the TELEGRAM Channel to get the links to all the stupidity from this episode at t.me/InsaneErikLane!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3782</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazondrivers,flman,greenland,hoa,techsupport,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/93fa90fdbb8fcf3063974e753d5f066e.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>R-Rated Fortune Cookies Mixup; Company Sex Day; &amp; Spunk In Space</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day &amp; the employees are picking this over a bonus check.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; </li><li>R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; </li><li>Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; </li><li>Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' &amp; Workplace Loyalty; </li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat’ on a Cop; </li><li>Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard &amp; Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill; </li><li>Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami; </li><li>[TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!</li></ul>We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates &amp; wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho &amp; find out!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64505373</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Feb 2025 16:10:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64505373/s6e50.mp3" length="79572113" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811/6cca2ab8-3920-46e6-976d-a62ce74eb811.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day &amp; the employees are picking this over a bonus check.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; </li><li>R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; </li><li>Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; </li><li>Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' &amp; Workplace Loyalty; </li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat’ on a Cop; </li><li>Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard &amp; Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill; </li><li>Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami; </li><li>[TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!</li></ul>We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates &amp; wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho &amp; find out!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5684</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>costco,dui,humpbackwhale,nakedcruise,nasa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/902d8d4aafcda88a8c4adf301d447ce3.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Exploding Toilets; Chow Chow Tigers, &amp; Donkey Zebras</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; </li><li>Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; </li><li>IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; </li><li>Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black &amp; White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess'; </li><li>Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student; </li><li>Woman Arrested on Hit-&amp;-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot; </li><li>FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It; </li><li>Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard'; </li><li>A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl; </li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation; </li><li>Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep &amp; Stress Relief; </li><li>FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs; </li><li>A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions; </li><li>Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time; </li><li>Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment'; </li><li>Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf; </li><li>FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes; </li><li>A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies"; </li><li>There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast; </li></ul>Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64440487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64440487/s6e49.mp3" length="57240868" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a/9795493a-dafd-4e31-a4c1-32e1e68fc85a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.<br /><br />In this Midweek BONUS Episode...<br /><ul><li>An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; </li><li>Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; </li><li>IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; </li><li>Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black &amp; White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess'; </li><li>Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student; </li><li>Woman Arrested on Hit-&amp;-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot; </li><li>FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It; </li><li>Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard'; </li><li>A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl; </li><li>How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation; </li><li>Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep &amp; Stress Relief; </li><li>FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs; </li><li>A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions; </li><li>Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time; </li><li>Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment'; </li><li>Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf; </li><li>FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes; </li><li>A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies"; </li><li>There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast; </li></ul>Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the <i>Insane Week In Review</i> and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's <i>Genius Awards</i>!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4089</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bellybuttons,chinesezoos,crocs,cyberfarting,eggs</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5f4c3c7468af25b56ceed5b315a9225b.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Human Collie Update; Driver's LIcense For The Blind; &amp; A Sewer Pipe Shower</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone &amp; well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful’; </li><li>[UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog; </li><li>A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When His Fling's Old Navy Jeans Left Green Stains Everywhere; </li><li>Blind Man Gets License to Carry Permit to Make a Point About Gun Laws; </li><li>A Drunk Driver Didn't Know He Was Missing a Tire; </li><li>(It's Come To THIS)...MI State Rep Says She Sterilized Herself To Protest Trump; </li><li>Thief Using Homemade Barcode Ring to Scam Walmart Self-Checkout Tries to Ring Up $300 Grill For Price of Tomato Soup; </li><li>Shopper Left Covered in Feces &amp; Sewage When Toilet Pipe Explodes in Store.</li></ul>Pancho also answers your questions about when a best friend uses you for their manipulative behavior &amp; whether a wife should return her husband's birthday gift.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64383723</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Feb 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64383723/s6e48.mp3" length="84257279" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43/785609a7-7270-4d2c-839f-cd7b25cfce43.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone &amp;amp; well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone &amp; well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful’; </li><li>[UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog; </li><li>A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When His Fling's Old Navy Jeans Left Green Stains Everywhere; </li><li>Blind Man Gets License to Carry Permit to Make a Point About Gun Laws; </li><li>A Drunk Driver Didn't Know He Was Missing a Tire; </li><li>(It's Come To THIS)...MI State Rep Says She Sterilized Herself To Protest Trump; </li><li>Thief Using Homemade Barcode Ring to Scam Walmart Self-Checkout Tries to Ring Up $300 Grill For Price of Tomato Soup; </li><li>Shopper Left Covered in Feces &amp; Sewage When Toilet Pipe Explodes in Store.</li></ul>Pancho also answers your questions about when a best friend uses you for their manipulative behavior &amp; whether a wife should return her husband's birthday gift.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6019</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>affairs,dui,guns,masculinity,scams,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/260ea3901b4e7acb14022003b9ded202.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pee Anxiety; In-Law Boundaries Gone Wild; &amp; Joe Biden-Hollywood Star?</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; </li><li>(Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House; </li><li>Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car; </li><li>Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship; </li><li>From Super Bowl Plays to Baby’s First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life’s Best Moments for 1 in 3 People; </li><li>Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down'; </li><li>Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship; </li><li>[Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover; </li><li>13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl; </li><li>A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There"; </li><li>Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree; </li><li>Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency; </li><li>This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories; </li><li>FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, &amp; K9's; </li><li>Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding; </li><li>NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty"; </li><li>FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn"; </li><li>Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool; </li><li>Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!</li></ul>All the latest current events with the stupid spin &amp; our geniuses who get the awards for the greatest stupidity!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64329081</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 20:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64329081/s6e47.mp3" length="60292753" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb/f6515d04-fb3d-4442-91e1-5c96a0e904fb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; </li><li>(Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House; </li><li>Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car; </li><li>Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship; </li><li>From Super Bowl Plays to Baby’s First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life’s Best Moments for 1 in 3 People; </li><li>Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down'; </li><li>Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship; </li><li>[Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover; </li><li>13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl; </li><li>A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There"; </li><li>Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree; </li><li>Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency; </li><li>This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories; </li><li>FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, &amp; K9's; </li><li>Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding; </li><li>NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty"; </li><li>FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn"; </li><li>Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool; </li><li>Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!</li></ul>All the latest current events with the stupid spin &amp; our geniuses who get the awards for the greatest stupidity!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,floridaman,superbowl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Million Dollar Soulmate; Our House In The Middle Of The MOTORWAY; &amp; A "Villain For Hire"</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; </li><li>A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; </li><li>Young [&amp; Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit; </li><li>La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold; </li><li>A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer; </li><li> Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes;</li><li> Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway;</li><li> Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look &amp; Feel Like!</li></ul>Play along with Pancho with the <i><b>Insane Game Show</b></i> &amp; see if you can figure out if the business called "Show and Tel" in Philadelphia, PA is a Strip Club or a Daycare!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64257294</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64257294/s6e46.mp3" length="75869622" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7/d6c51063-211f-471a-849a-98cedba429a7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!<br /><br />In this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; </li><li>A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; </li><li>Young [&amp; Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit; </li><li>La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold; </li><li>A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer; </li><li> Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes;</li><li> Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway;</li><li> Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look &amp; Feel Like!</li></ul>Play along with Pancho with the <i><b>Insane Game Show</b></i> &amp; see if you can figure out if the business called "Show and Tel" in Philadelphia, PA is a Strip Club or a Daycare!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5420</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>counterfeit,dui,ice,soulmate,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Elementary Kid's Kegger; Gunfight At The Wendy's Corral; &amp; Whale Farts Almost Trigger WWIII</title><link>http://Podcast.InsaneErikLane.com</link><description><![CDATA[Social media stupidity is the best source for this <i><b>Midweek BONUS</b></i><b> Episode</b> with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and the "Hall of Fame" for stupidity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>...<br /><br />In this episode:<br /><ul><li>FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger for Her Students; </li><li>A Connecticut 12-y/o Gets Shot After Throwing Snowball at Car; </li><li>Mom Unplugs Baby's NICU Monitor to Get Nurses' Attention for a TURKEY SANDWICH; </li><li>Jacksonville, FL Cop Accidentally Shoots Driver with His Own Gun; </li><li>There Was a Gunfight at Wendy's Over "Cold Fries"...&amp; Someone Was Shot in the Butt; </li><li>TikToker Charged After Filming Himself Spraying Pesticides on Meat, Produce in Walmart; </li><li>A Woman's Lunch Wrap Came with a Knife Inside; </li><li>TikToker Blames 'Office Air' for People Not Looking Their Best at Work; </li><li>(SICKO!) Healthcare Worker Arrested After Allegedly Twerking on Head of Person with Disabilities, Posting Video to TikTok; </li><li>FL Ex-Con Arrested For Bologna Battery; </li><li>Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday? </li><li>Police Cadet Disarmed a 5-y/o with LOADED Gun While Serving Subpoena; </li><li>Nearly 1 in 5 Gen Zers Believe They Can Write Off Literally Anything as a Business Expense; </li><li>PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil...with a "Weather Reveal" Cake; </li><li>A Whale Fart Almost Started World War III; </li><li>PERVY Priest Busted For....Flossing His Teeth With Teen Girl’s Hair–&amp; Growling at Her; </li><li>A Thief Broke Into a House...&amp; Stole a Toilet; </li><li>554-Pound Rapper Sues Lyft After Driver Refuses Her Ride Due to Her Size; </li><li>Twix Offered You a Chance at 2 Gold Bars...If You Didn't Watch Super Bowl Commercials.</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64195000</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64195000/s6e45.mp3" length="55071816" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e/7b149d8b-77ee-4025-b735-71ec756ae05e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Social media stupidity is the best source for this Midweek BONUS Episode with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Social media stupidity is the best source for this <i><b>Midweek BONUS</b></i><b> Episode</b> with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the <i>Insane Week In</i> Review and the "Hall of Fame" for stupidity in the weekly <i>Genius Awards</i>...<br /><br />In this episode:<br /><ul><li>FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger for Her Students; </li><li>A Connecticut 12-y/o Gets Shot After Throwing Snowball at Car; </li><li>Mom Unplugs Baby's NICU Monitor to Get Nurses' Attention for a TURKEY SANDWICH; </li><li>Jacksonville, FL Cop Accidentally Shoots Driver with His Own Gun; </li><li>There Was a Gunfight at Wendy's Over "Cold Fries"...&amp; Someone Was Shot in the Butt; </li><li>TikToker Charged After Filming Himself Spraying Pesticides on Meat, Produce in Walmart; </li><li>A Woman's Lunch Wrap Came with a Knife Inside; </li><li>TikToker Blames 'Office Air' for People Not Looking Their Best at Work; </li><li>(SICKO!) Healthcare Worker Arrested After Allegedly Twerking on Head of Person with Disabilities, Posting Video to TikTok; </li><li>FL Ex-Con Arrested For Bologna Battery; </li><li>Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday? </li><li>Police Cadet Disarmed a 5-y/o with LOADED Gun While Serving Subpoena; </li><li>Nearly 1 in 5 Gen Zers Believe They Can Write Off Literally Anything as a Business Expense; </li><li>PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil...with a "Weather Reveal" Cake; </li><li>A Whale Fart Almost Started World War III; </li><li>PERVY Priest Busted For....Flossing His Teeth With Teen Girl’s Hair–&amp; Growling at Her; </li><li>A Thief Broke Into a House...&amp; Stole a Toilet; </li><li>554-Pound Rapper Sues Lyft After Driver Refuses Her Ride Due to Her Size; </li><li>Twix Offered You a Chance at 2 Gold Bars...If You Didn't Watch Super Bowl Commercials.</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3934</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>florida,groundhogday,superbowl,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toxic Happiness, Toddlers Eat Grandpa, &amp; Congressional Erections</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toxic-happiness-toddlers-eat-grandpa-congressional-erections--64098648</link><description><![CDATA[Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down &amp; your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's Office</li><li>Everything’s ‘Toxic’ Now, Even Being TOO Happy; </li><li>Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; </li><li>FL Man’s Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, &amp; Full Sticks of Butter; </li><li>Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—&amp; May Have Eaten Them; </li><li>Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; </li><li>Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; </li><li>DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!</li></ul>Pancho will also answer questions about a roommate’s boyfriend who's been talking in his sleep &amp; may have confessed to cheating &amp; should a woman "follow her heart" &amp; marry a man who's been divorced 4 times? Could she see anything coming?<br /><br />Test your stupidity skills against "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" &amp; play "Steakhouse of Gay Bar"! If you went to a business in Portland, OR called "G-Love", what kind of meat would you find?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64098648</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64098648/s6e44.mp3" length="96969142" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998/abb1a9e2-13c2-42f6-bd50-0fe2f56dd998.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down &amp;amp; your pecker freezes to the ice....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down &amp; your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!<br /><br />In this episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's Office</li><li>Everything’s ‘Toxic’ Now, Even Being TOO Happy; </li><li>Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; </li><li>FL Man’s Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, &amp; Full Sticks of Butter; </li><li>Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—&amp; May Have Eaten Them; </li><li>Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; </li><li>Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; </li><li>DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!</li></ul>Pancho will also answer questions about a roommate’s boyfriend who's been talking in his sleep &amp; may have confessed to cheating &amp; should a woman "follow her heart" &amp; marry a man who's been divorced 4 times? Could she see anything coming?<br /><br />Test your stupidity skills against "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" &amp; play "Steakhouse of Gay Bar"! If you went to a business in Portland, OR called "G-Love", what kind of meat would you find?<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6927</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>creamation,erections,scammers,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Twerk While You Work; A Guinea Pig-Sized BUG; &amp; A TikTok Tatoo Remorse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/twerk-while-you-work-a-guinea-pig-sized-bug-a-tiktok-tatoo-remorse--63973385</link><description><![CDATA[This <b>Midweek <i>BONUS</i> Episode</b> might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the Job</li><li>FL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab &amp; Kill Her Husband</li><li>12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUV</li><li>Massive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth Vader</li><li>Daycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash Can For Refusing To Nap</li><li>Funding For Startup To Bring Back Woolly Mammoth &amp; The Dodo Bird</li><li>Wife Makes Husband Pay Her a Monthly $206 ‘Woman Tax’–Because Females ‘Have a Harder Time’</li><li>Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested Moments Before Takeoff for Showing Up Intoxicated</li><li>AI Photos of Brad Pitt Scammed a French Woman Out of $850,000</li><li>Just 46% of Employees Know What Is Expected of Them at Work</li><li>A Pizza Place Is Charging Over $100 if You Add Pineapple</li><li>Another Idiot Was Caught with Drugs in a Bag Labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs"</li><li>Just 1 in 3 People Feel Comfortable Pooping in Front of Their Partner</li><li>A Monkey Jumped Into a Starbucks Drive-Thru, &amp; Assaulted a Barista</li><li>Mother Of Iconic “Side-Eye Meme Girl” Opens Up About Regrets Over Daughter’s Fame</li><li>Woman Receives “RIP TikTok” Tattoo As App Comes Back Online</li><li>Southerners Dealing with a Historic Once-in-a-Lifetime Snowstorm</li><li>Scottish Haggis May Be Coming To The United States</li><li>The 100 Worst Rated Foods in the World</li><li>PA Woman Handcuffs Son to Oil Tank as Punishment for Eating Too Many Hot Dogs</li><li>Doctor Shares Shocking X-ray Of Person Filled With Tapeworm Eggs</li><li>Coors Light Releasing New “Chill Face Roller” to Keep You Totally Chill</li><li>Pizza-Flavored Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists</li></ul>Get up to date wtih the "Insane Week In Review" &amp; Meet this week's "Genius Award" winners!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63973385</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63973385/s6e43.mp3" length="69681005" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8/6c11a0db-b7cd-4680-9061-95cb78d77ef8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Midweek BONUS Episode might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This <b>Midweek <i>BONUS</i> Episode</b> might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode...<br /><ul><li>Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the Job</li><li>FL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab &amp; Kill Her Husband</li><li>12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUV</li><li>Massive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth Vader</li><li>Daycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash Can For Refusing To Nap</li><li>Funding For Startup To Bring Back Woolly Mammoth &amp; The Dodo Bird</li><li>Wife Makes Husband Pay Her a Monthly $206 ‘Woman Tax’–Because Females ‘Have a Harder Time’</li><li>Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested Moments Before Takeoff for Showing Up Intoxicated</li><li>AI Photos of Brad Pitt Scammed a French Woman Out of $850,000</li><li>Just 46% of Employees Know What Is Expected of Them at Work</li><li>A Pizza Place Is Charging Over $100 if You Add Pineapple</li><li>Another Idiot Was Caught with Drugs in a Bag Labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs"</li><li>Just 1 in 3 People Feel Comfortable Pooping in Front of Their Partner</li><li>A Monkey Jumped Into a Starbucks Drive-Thru, &amp; Assaulted a Barista</li><li>Mother Of Iconic “Side-Eye Meme Girl” Opens Up About Regrets Over Daughter’s Fame</li><li>Woman Receives “RIP TikTok” Tattoo As App Comes Back Online</li><li>Southerners Dealing with a Historic Once-in-a-Lifetime Snowstorm</li><li>Scottish Haggis May Be Coming To The United States</li><li>The 100 Worst Rated Foods in the World</li><li>PA Woman Handcuffs Son to Oil Tank as Punishment for Eating Too Many Hot Dogs</li><li>Doctor Shares Shocking X-ray Of Person Filled With Tapeworm Eggs</li><li>Coors Light Releasing New “Chill Face Roller” to Keep You Totally Chill</li><li>Pizza-Flavored Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists</li></ul>Get up to date wtih the "Insane Week In Review" &amp; Meet this week's "Genius Award" winners!<br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4978</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bugs,haggis,pinapplepizza,snowstorm,twerking,womantax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bustin' On Gen Z; Chinese Bullfrog Pizza; &amp; A DIY Vasectomy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bustin-on-gen-z-chinese-bullfrog-pizza-a-diy-vasectomy--63884051</link><description><![CDATA[<b><i>In this episode...</i></b><br />Pancho &amp; I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics &amp; philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend...<br /><ul><li>Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to Them</li><li>Gen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don’t Care If It’s ‘Dumb’</li><li>Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried Whole Bullfrog</li><li>Progresso Sells Chicken Noodle Soup Cough Drops</li><li>Soccer Club Fires Falcon Handler for Posting Photos of His Penis Implant</li><li>Woman Zips 2-Yy/o in Suitcase 'to Keep Him Warm' &amp; Brings Him On a Bus</li><li>Doctor Performs Vasectomy on Himself, Shares Video on Social Media</li></ul><i><b>Pancho answers YOUR questions:</b></i><br /><ul><li>Is Good “Customer Service” Worth A Tip?</li><li>Is It Tesla’s Fault I Got Into A Fender-Bender?</li></ul><br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63884051</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2025 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63884051/s6e42.mp3" length="85550445" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b/5a052e6b-2a65-4e5c-a304-4fea3799ce0b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode...
Pancho &amp;amp; I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics &amp;amp; philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b><i>In this episode...</i></b><br />Pancho &amp; I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics &amp; philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend...<br /><ul><li>Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to Them</li><li>Gen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don’t Care If It’s ‘Dumb’</li><li>Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried Whole Bullfrog</li><li>Progresso Sells Chicken Noodle Soup Cough Drops</li><li>Soccer Club Fires Falcon Handler for Posting Photos of His Penis Implant</li><li>Woman Zips 2-Yy/o in Suitcase 'to Keep Him Warm' &amp; Brings Him On a Bus</li><li>Doctor Performs Vasectomy on Himself, Shares Video on Social Media</li></ul><i><b>Pancho answers YOUR questions:</b></i><br /><ul><li>Is Good “Customer Service” Worth A Tip?</li><li>Is It Tesla’s Fault I Got Into A Fender-Bender?</li></ul><br /><br /><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>genz,vasectomy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Death By Pig; Decoy Pooper; &amp; The TikTok Teetertotter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/death-by-pig-decoy-pooper-the-tiktok-teetertotter--63792552</link><description><![CDATA[In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza</li><li>Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab<br /></li><li><br />Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone &amp; Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold<br /><br /></li><li>A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets<br /><br /></li><li>Mel Gibson: Pope &amp; the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel Church<br /><br /><br /></li><li>Walmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years &amp; Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'Someone<br /></li><li>Paid for This?'<br /><br /></li><li>Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago ALDI<br /><br /></li><li>A Worker Got Their Nose Ring Caught in an Office Chair...Leading to a Wild Rescue<br /><br /></li><li>Stupid People Are Taking Selfies in Front of the LA Wildfires<br /></li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63792552</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63792552/s6e41.mp3" length="67697005" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0/403456f5-ad03-45dc-a284-b24bf53e3ed0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this Midweek BONUS Episode....

- FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza
- Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab

- 
Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone &amp;amp; Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold


- A...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this Midweek BONUS Episode....<br /><ul><li>FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza</li><li>Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab<br /></li><li><br />Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone &amp; Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold<br /><br /></li><li>A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets<br /><br /></li><li>Mel Gibson: Pope &amp; the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel Church<br /><br /><br /></li><li>Walmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years &amp; Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'Someone<br /></li><li>Paid for This?'<br /><br /></li><li>Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago ALDI<br /><br /></li><li>A Worker Got Their Nose Ring Caught in an Office Chair...Leading to a Wild Rescue<br /><br /></li><li>Stupid People Are Taking Selfies in Front of the LA Wildfires<br /></li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4836</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>rosanne,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Career Catfishing, Serial Butt-Slappers, &amp; Pleasure From A Horse's Nose</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/career-catfishing-serial-butt-slappers-pleasure-from-a-horse-s-nose--63720058</link><description><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown</li><li>‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity</li><li>PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63720058</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2025 15:42:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63720058/s6e40.mp3" length="69782308" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f/de094113-b833-49b9-8a91-bd08c9fda10f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In This Episode:

- Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown
- ‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity
- PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown</li><li>‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity</li><li>PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Graham Crackers Curb Libido; Rear-End Overload; &amp; An OnlyFans Prison Guard Romp</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/graham-crackers-curb-libido-rear-end-overload-an-onlyfans-prison-guard-romp--63718401</link><description><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking;</li><li>Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;</li><li>A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus &amp; Malcolm Young!</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63718401</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63718401/s6e39.mp3" length="67073828" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca/0c17ce49-ecf3-4f94-aa29-7c33e4c863ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In This Episode:

- FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking;
- Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;
- A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus &amp;amp; Malcolm Young!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking;</li><li>Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;</li><li>A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus &amp; Malcolm Young!</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4791</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Eat Your Xmas Tree; Emergency Spare Underware; &amp; Phallic Snowstorm At AccuWeather</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-eat-your-xmas-tree-emergency-spare-underware-phallic-snowstorm-at-accuweather--63718400</link><description><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA?</li><li>Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of ''</li><li>19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63718400</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2025 15:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63718400/s6e38.mp3" length="87266742" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe/3989db4e-210a-4829-8091-158139323fbe.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In This Episode:

- [A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA?
- Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of ''
- 19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In This Episode:<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA?</li><li>Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of ''</li><li>19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6234</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sword-Weilding Senior; Twerking Porch Pirates, &amp; Hiring Jesus For Your Photoshoot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sword-weilding-senior-twerking-porch-pirates-hiring-jesus-for-your-photoshoot--63718402</link><description><![CDATA[In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; </li><li>Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years;</li><li>Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63718402</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 20:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63718402/s6e37.mp3" length="55104730" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510/47234918-eb1d-45dd-88eb-17915a238510.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In This Episode...

- FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; 
- Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years;
- Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; </li><li>Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years;</li><li>Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3937</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Regifting Stupid Gifts No One Wants; FL Monkey Sightings; &amp; A Porta-Potty Arsonist Goes Up In Flames</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/regifting-stupid-gifts-no-one-wants-fl-monkey-sightings-a-porta-potty-arsonist-goes-up-in-flames--63719105</link><description><![CDATA[in this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025;</li><li>Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online;</li><li>Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin;</li><li>A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63719105</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jan 2025 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63719105/s6e36.mp3" length="70645393" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec/3aa3aa31-aec8-408c-acd0-eac29a9d59ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>in this Episode...

- [A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025;
- Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online;
- Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin;
- A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[in this Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025;</li><li>Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online;</li><li>Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin;</li><li>A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5047</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Santa Thwarts Thief's Getaway; Brown Snow in Maine; and Liquored-Up &amp; Laid Out!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/santa-thwarts-thief-s-getaway-brown-snow-in-maine-and-liquored-up-laid-out--63719132</link><description><![CDATA[In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch;</li><li>Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions;</li><li>Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child;</li><li>We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63719132</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Dec 2024 15:33:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63719132/s6e35.mp3" length="88084845" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74/5216fc04-8243-4bd4-8dcd-1d8103071f74.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Erik Lane</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In This Episode...

- [A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch;
- Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions;
- Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child;
-...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In This Episode...<br /><ul><li>[A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch;</li><li>Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions;</li><li>Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child;</li><li>We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas</li></ul><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support</a>.<br /><br />Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://t.me/InsaneErikLane</a>  <br /><br />(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) <a href="https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;musicTerritory=US&amp;ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6292</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73744d4181908640387e51c712a59f97.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
