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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/anxiety-addict-s-bedtime-stories--6449866</link><description><![CDATA[To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored:                                                            THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/6449866/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg</url><title>Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/anxiety-addict-s-bedtime-stories--6449866</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 22:12:34 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored:
                                                           THIS IS FOR YOU
Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored:                                                            THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Dog Gone It</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When Theo’s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70138697</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 22:10:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70138697/dog_gone_it.mp3" length="20894241" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5/b7090a2f-f7d7-4147-ad40-883a753685e5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Theo’s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment.

🌈 Lost your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Theo’s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1306</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One Wedding And No Funeral</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70008014</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 08:19:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70008014/oneweddingnofuneral.mp3" length="20946904" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715/cc9519db-baf5-4c9a-9e6e-574b2e5e6715.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

📚 Love the stories?

👄 Have one to tell?

⏰ Only...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1310</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,funnypodcasts,helpsleep,insomniacs,laugh,relax,revengefunny,stopdoomscrolling,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nightmare On Elm Street</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69647441</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69647441/riverside_nightmare_on_elm_street_jan_23_2026_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="21552527" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008/d07f5f38-6451-40ce-8230-796d6ed2c008.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1347</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety addicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxiety relief,bedtime stories,best friends,community,embarrassing stories,funny podcast,helpfallingasleep,insomniac,insomnia relief,laughoutloud,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dead Aunties Society</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69547127</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 15:18:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69547127/deadauntiessociety.mp3" length="20023632" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827/bc6709bc-8ed4-4948-bcdd-9d764b6b8827.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

📚 Love the stories?

👄 Have one to tell?

⏰ Only...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,community,funnypodcasts,funnystories,insomniacs,shortstories,sleephelp,stopdoomscrolling,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brown Beard</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69436835</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69436835/brown_beard_wee.mp3" length="18310417" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8/49b83f84-7006-4974-9022-158c422bd8a8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1145</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety addict,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxiety relief,bestfriends,doomscrolling,funny podcasts,funnystories,happyending,helpyousleep,insomnia,laughoutloud,love stories,poopstories,shortstories,sleephelp,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Special Sauce</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69183375</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69183375/riverside_copy_of_the_special_sauce_take_2_oct_3_2025_0_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="19145918" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c/3bdb13a3-5dd0-4133-a00f-c5a6b76b2c5c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1197</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,doomscrolling,funnypodcasts,helpfallingasleep.,insoniac,laughoutloud,shortstories,sitbackrelax,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Child's Play</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, <i>Child’s Play</i>.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69091540</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69091540/child_s_play_wee_1.mp3" length="20233030" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6/80b9b5f3-f065-4759-bf14-9fa0b83eebd6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, <i>Child’s Play</i>.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1265</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80'smovie,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,child'splay,fatherson,funnypodcasts,funnystories,laughoutloud,stopdoomscrolling,storiestohelpyousleep,stressrelief,takeyourmindofftheday,troublesleeping</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Into The Wild</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein.</b><br /><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68852749</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 16:51:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68852749/intothe_wild.mp3" length="17399684" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123/8f6264b0-9b57-45a0-ade0-c2e687dfd123.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein.


🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein.</b><br /><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1088</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,basedontrueevents,funny,funnypodcasts,funnystories,relax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Eggs-ellent Ending</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-eggs-ellent-ending--68643840</link><description><![CDATA[Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.)<br /><br />A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68643840</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 19:16:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68643840/yiayia.mp3" length="20370007" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e/a1028266-b797-4926-a5e3-e5d2cb957b1e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.)

A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.)<br /><br />A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1274</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66637741</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 22:40:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66637741/you_can_t_always_get_what_you_want_edited.mp3" length="28929171" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e/b516311f-8a2d-4001-b124-fc6d01e6f64e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.

🌈 Lost your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1206</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriendspodcast,bestpodcast,betterthanxanax,grownupbedtimestories,happyendings,helprelaxing,howtounplug,insomniahelp,insomniarelief,podcastandchill,storiesforanxiety,storiesforinsomnia,top10podcast,top5podcast,truefunnystories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Ok,  here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.<br /><br />A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!!<br /><br />Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66636738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 22:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66636738/basic_insinct_edited.mp3" length="24781971" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c/2371cdc6-618b-4fca-a73b-799ded5d1b1c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ok,  here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.

A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ok,  here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.<br /><br />A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!!<br /><br />Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1033</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestoriesforadults,bestfriendspodcast,bestpodcasts,bestpodcaststorelax,betterthanxanax,grownupbedtimestories,helpmerelax,insomnia,insomniahelp,insomniarelief,stopdoomscrolling,storiestosleep,storytellingpodcast,top10podcast,top5podcast,turnoffyourbrain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?<br /><br />And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------<br /><br />Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66636896</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2025 22:10:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66636896/bs_it_s_not_the_shorts_edited.mp3" length="29001896" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8/52686ef0-7644-4339-9ed0-94ea48ab02f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?

And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------

Ok, this is one of our absolute...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?<br /><br />And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------<br /><br />Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1209</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bestfriendspodcast,bestpodcaststochill,bestpodcaststorelax,grownupbedtimestories,helpfallingasleep,insomnia,insomniarelief,storytelling,storytellingpodcast,top10podcast,top5podcast,tuneout,unplug</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?<br /><br />This is a story about exactly that.<br /><br />And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.<br /><br />Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in an art gallery with room-temp Chardonnay.<br /><br />Tune in and tune out to this wonderfully true story with, we promise, a totally happy ending. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66636463</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 21:50:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66636463/dog_with_a_bone_edited.mp3" length="36206049" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61/2d6d3e84-5c39-44a0-9b85-23fbd8af3e61.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?

This is a story about exactly that.

And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.

Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?<br /><br />This is a story about exactly that.<br /><br />And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.<br /><br />Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in an art gallery with room-temp Chardonnay.<br /><br />Tune in and tune out to this wonderfully true story with, we promise, a totally happy ending. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1509</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,antianxiety,anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriendsstories,beststoriestosleep,betterthanxanax,dogstories,grownupbedtimestories,helphealyourmind,helpsleeping,insomnia,insomniarelief,marriagestories,storiestorelax,top10podcast,top20podcast,truefunnystories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.)<br /><br />This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do <i>this. </i> You won't. And that should help.<br /><br />And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day.<br /><br />xx<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66635912</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 21:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66635912/falling_in_love_edited.mp3" length="30428809" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4/a3051307-4f72-4907-a2d5-4c1c1ad493b4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.)

This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.)<br /><br />This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do <i>this. </i> You won't. And that should help.<br /><br />And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day.<br /><br />xx<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1268</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyrelief,bestpodcastever,beststorytellingpodcast,betterthanadrink,funeralstories,grownupbedtimestories,happyendings,helprelaxing,helpsleeping,howtounwind,stopdoomscrolling,storiesaboutanxiety,storytellingpodcast,top10podcast,truecrime,truefunnystories,tuneintuneout,turnoffyourbrain,unplug</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits.<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66998072</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66998072/kitchen_confidential_02_10_24_12_26.mp3" length="18476265" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc/b0424150-1ee0-472d-878e-7da2409058cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits.<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1155</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestorypodcast,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,helpwithsleep,laughoutloud,podcast,stressrelief,truestories,turnoffyourbrain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious.  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67049350</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2025 21:09:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67049350/riverside_bs_jul_17_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="15413124" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec/4d42f919-22f8-45d8-bad1-f78bae755fec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious.  

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious.  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>964</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,community,funny,funnypodcasts,laughoutloud,makemelaugh,stress,stressrelief,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Dummy (Or Not)</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween!</b><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66725297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 13:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66725297/the_dummy_30_10_24_16_50.mp3" length="17453926" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146/94b8b729-24ba-4447-862e-4be91524f146.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween!

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween!</b><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,funnystories,relaxation,reruns,stressrelief,summerfun,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics.  Fun times. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods?<br /><br />Procrastinating at your computer? <br />Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀 <br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics?<br />Links to the latest story?<br />And videos of all the things stressing us out?<br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66952265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2025 05:39:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66952265/riverside_bs_jul_11_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="16913180" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d/a62f114f-ea59-4a1f-85e6-40d58317ee4d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics.  Fun times. 

🌈 Lost your Earpods?

Procrastinating at your computer? 
Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?
Then you're in luck! 🍀 
All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics.  Fun times. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods?<br /><br />Procrastinating at your computer? <br />Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀 <br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics?<br />Links to the latest story?<br />And videos of all the things stressing us out?<br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1057</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestories,bestfriends,bs,funny,funnypodacsts,funnypodcasts,funnystories,neveralone,sleep,storytelling,stressrelief,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it.  Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time.  Come join us for this week's BS. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences, and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66885254</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 16:23:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66885254/riverside_bs_jul_7_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="10267211" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa/0fa72322-10d1-4be5-a331-ce626a82d3fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it.  Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time.  Come join us for this week's BS. 

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it.  Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time.  Come join us for this week's BS. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences, and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>642</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>akward,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestories,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcast,funnystories,laugh,middleschoolnighmares,podcasts,shareyourstories,stressfree,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well.<br /><br />And then, please, like and subscribe!!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66635297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 21:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66635297/never_speak_of_this_again_edited.mp3" length="29679617" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce/ac1d9673-fa9a-40d9-a817-3dd3d27497ce.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well.

And then, please, like and subscribe!!

🌈...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well.<br /><br />And then, please, like and subscribe!!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1237</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultstories,anxiety,anxietyrelief,bestfriendspodcast,betterbrain,easeinsomnia,grownupbedtimestories,helpsleeping,laughandrelax,podcastforanxiety,podcastforinsomnia,podcastsfornighttime,sextoys,stopdoomscrolling,storiesforanxiety,storiestomakeyoulaugh,storiestorelaxto,storytellingpodcast,top10podcast,truefunnystories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight.<br /><br />This is such a funny story with such a happy ending.<br /><br />So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66634850</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 21:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66634850/hotel_motel_holiday_inn_edited.mp3" length="32782337" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d/a74c8e2e-0e10-4272-b92b-69415bb00a2d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight.<br /><br />This is such a funny story with such a happy ending.<br /><br />So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyrelief,bestfriendspodcast,bestpodcasts,drunkhotelstories,funnytruestories,grownupbedtimestories,hotelhorror,hotelstories,hyatt,industrystories,insomnia,insomniarelief,podcastforanxiety,storiesforanxiety,storytelling,storytellingpodcast,superfun,teenagestories,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66708686</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2025 15:57:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66708686/riverside_bs_jun_23_2025_audio_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="21128298" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4/b24a6f08-e27f-40e2-8617-b7d90f8772e4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? 

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1321</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietycommunity,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,jonewman,laughterismedicine,stressrelief,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN -- Piss &amp; Vinegar</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity.<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really wasn't true.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66619464</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:28:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66619464/piss_vinegar_1_20_25_10_08_pm.mp3" length="29251418" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80/af9301b4-c855-4263-aae2-276aa2fbae80.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity.

So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity.<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really wasn't true.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1219</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bestfriendspodcast,doomscrolling,funnystories,grownupbedtimestories,insomnia,insomniarelief,podcastformillenials,podcastforwomen,stopdoomscrolling,top10podcast,toptenpodcast,truefunnystories,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nostril Insecurity, Spies And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66559143</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2025 16:41:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66559143/riverside_final_audio_for_bs_14_06_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="18948223" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6/5caf498f-a2e6-44f9-9c3a-ade2324460d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS!

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /> <br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1185</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,funny,funnypodcasts,laughingtogether,stories,stress,stressrelief,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you.<br /><br />This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out.<br /><br />And you don't even need a prescription.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66511779</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2025 18:24:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66511779/it_s_coming_from_inside_the_house.mp3" length="34423036" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95/35517de4-f649-4ebd-82d0-4749e1fd7b95.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you.

This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you.<br /><br />This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out.<br /><br />And you don't even need a prescription.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1435</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,applepodcast,bedtimeforiesforadults,bestfriends,bestfriendspodcast,brainvacation,doomscrolling,foryou,funnystories,happyendings,insomnia,insomniarelief,storytelling,storytellingpodcast,top10podcast,truecrime,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense.  Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland?</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!</b><br /><br /><b>🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a></b><br /><br /><b>📚 Love the stories?</b><br /><br /><b>👄 Have one to tell?</b><br /><br /><br /><b>⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a></b><br /><br /><b>✍️ How does it work?</b><br /><br /><b>👀 Is it annoying?</b><br /><br /><b>👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.</b><br /><br /><b>🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.</a></b><br /><br /><b>Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b> https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo</b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66470618</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2025 11:10:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66470618/weekly_bs_06_06_09_06_25_12_58.mp3" length="17953393" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc/ac174145-0be3-44a8-9bf3-7a1758af5afc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense.  Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland?

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense.  Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland?</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!</b><br /><br /><b>🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a></b><br /><br /><b>📚 Love the stories?</b><br /><br /><b>👄 Have one to tell?</b><br /><br /><br /><b>⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a></b><br /><br /><b>✍️ How does it work?</b><br /><br /><b>👀 Is it annoying?</b><br /><br /><b>👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.</b><br /><br /><b>🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.</a></b><br /><br /><b>Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b> https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo</b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyaddicts,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcast,funnystories,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other.  Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh.  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66130328</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2025 15:20:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66130328/riverside_morgan_morgan_may_17_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="18747603" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a/818e0fdb-7cb6-42df-8585-0a4ee727528a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other.  Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh.  

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other.  Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh.  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,chinchilla,funnypodcasts,funnystories,laugh,lol,vacationforthebrain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in and find out!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to.  Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66054117</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 13:20:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66054117/bs_12_05_12_05_25_15_07.mp3" length="23707430" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b/9023118e-84bc-4538-b7b8-09ebf5a0083b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to.  Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one!

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to.  Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1482</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,funnystories,stopdoomscrolling,stressfree,stressrelief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sweet Revenge</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65994879</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2025 08:57:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65994879/sweet_revenge_08_05_25_10_37.mp3" length="18190792" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea/99dfd219-bb2c-493c-aeaf-7f42fc8dd4ea.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,funnystories,laughoutloud,revengestories,stopworrying,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-doppelganger-weekly-bs-ep--65666832</link><description><![CDATA[Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck."<br /><br />Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives. <br /><br />Jo Newman is causing Jo Newman deep existential anxiety and Morgan Walsh is giving Morgan Walsh unrelenting hot dog cravings.<br /><br />Its a whole thing,<br /><br />And, pleeeease, if you are looking for a way to spend 27 seconds of your day, we would SOOOO love for you to rate and review us wherever you are listening.<br /><br />xxo Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories</a>.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b> <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</a></b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65666832</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 16:46:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65666832/doppleganger_bs_4_22.mp3" length="32104616" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655/50fa438f-c30d-4a69-bd99-755821446655.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck."

Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives. 

Jo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck."<br /><br />Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives. <br /><br />Jo Newman is causing Jo Newman deep existential anxiety and Morgan Walsh is giving Morgan Walsh unrelenting hot dog cravings.<br /><br />Its a whole thing,<br /><br />And, pleeeease, if you are looking for a way to spend 27 seconds of your day, we would SOOOO love for you to rate and review us wherever you are listening.<br /><br />xxo Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories</a>.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b> <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</a></b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1338</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestories,bestfriendspodcast,bestpodcast,bs,funnypodcast,funnystories,grownupbedtimestories,hotdogs,howtorelax,insomnia,insomniarelief,perth,podcastandchill,podcastforanxiety,storytellingpodcast,truefunnystories,weeklybs</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Cat Burglar</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more.</b><br /><br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65603961</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2025 08:17:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65603961/the_cat_17_04_25_10_28.mp3" length="17620273" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44/e3b0ef57-c868-43dd-bd69-9211c127ad44.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more.


🌈 Lost your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more.</b><br /><br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1102</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddictabedtimestories,bestfriends,bs,funnypodcasts,girlpower,insomnia,makeyoulaugh,sleephelp,stress,stressrelief,toptenpodcasts,womenstickingtogether,worry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With Us And Our Weekly BS!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try.  She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in your corner, and to honest... makes you want to be a better person all while being fabulous in a feathered sequence body suit...Let us introduce you to JADE SIMONE!!<br /><br />If you get the chance, go see Piff The Magic Dragon Show in Vegas or catch her with her own personal magic dragon on The Clone Tour:<br /><br />https://piffthemagicdragon.com/tour/   <br /><br />Follow her on Instagram @jadesimone<br /><br />You won't regret it<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65541121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2025 18:08:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65541121/riverside_jade_morgan_jo_apr_11_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="54427106" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c/d04c03ef-d3e6-4eaf-856b-63dbd629375c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try.  She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try.  She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in your corner, and to honest... makes you want to be a better person all while being fabulous in a feathered sequence body suit...Let us introduce you to JADE SIMONE!!<br /><br />If you get the chance, go see Piff The Magic Dragon Show in Vegas or catch her with her own personal magic dragon on The Clone Tour:<br /><br />https://piffthemagicdragon.com/tour/   <br /><br />Follow her on Instagram @jadesimone<br /><br />You won't regret it<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyrelief,bestfriendstories,bestpodcasts,callthecops,comedymagic,growingup90s,grownupbedtimestories,insomniarelief,jadecomedy,jadesimone,likeagoodneighbor,piffthemagicdragon,podcastandchill,podcastsforanxiety,podcastsformillenials,podcastsforsleep,sneakingoutstories,storytellingpodcast,toptenstorypodcasts,whathappensinvegas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade Simone</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles.<br /><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65485705</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 18:56:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65485705/sneaking_out_final_09_04_25_10_09.mp3" length="19617710" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles.


🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles.<br /><br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1227</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyrelief,bestfriendstories,bestpodcasts,callthecops,comedymagic,growingup90s,grownupbedtimestories,insomniarelief,jadecomedy,jadesimone,likeagoodneighbor,piffthemagicdragon,podcastandchill,podcastsforanxiety,podcastsformillenials,podcastsforsleep,sneakingoutstories,storytellingpodcast,toptenstorypodcasts,whathappensinvegas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented  Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, <i>Midnight Oli With Megan,</i> that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do?<br /><br />Instagram: Meganchacalos<br />TikTok:@meganchacalos<br />Podcast: Midnight Oil With Megan Chacalos <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65354755</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 22:48:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65354755/megan_weekly_bs_27_03_25_18_37.mp3" length="32670572" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented  Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, Midnight Oli With Megan, that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do?

Instagram:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented  Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, <i>Midnight Oli With Megan,</i> that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do?<br /><br />Instagram: Meganchacalos<br />TikTok:@meganchacalos<br />Podcast: Midnight Oil With Megan Chacalos <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2042</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,bestfriends,bs,cantsleep,funny,funnypodcasts,insomnia,meganchacalos,midnightoilwithmegan,podcasts,storyingtellingpodcasts,storytelling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Straight Up No Chaser</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65320711</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 20:18:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65320711/straight_up_no_chaser_02_04_25_22_07.mp3" length="17477762" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1093</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,bs,can'tsleep,community,funnypodcasts,laugh,needtorelax,partgirl,podcast,relax,stress,worry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lucy Fitzgerald, Welcome To Anxiety Addict's Weekly BS!!!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>So, this week you get to meet the coolest chick on the block, Lucy Fitzgerald! She is the co-host of <i>Wine and Crime</i> alongside her best friend, Amanda.  These two gals are not only hilarious but their podcast has also become part of our morning routine!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Listen <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-crime/id1206817375" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Follow on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/wineandcrimepod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>and TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@wineandcrimepod?lang=en" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65195911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 19:07:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65195911/riverside_lucy_jo_morgan_mar_28_2025_001_anxiety_addicts_wee.mp3" length="27337918" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So, this week you get to meet the coolest chick on the block, Lucy Fitzgerald! She is the co-host of Wine and Crime alongside her best friend, Amanda.  These two gals are not only hilarious but their podcast has also become part of our morning...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>So, this week you get to meet the coolest chick on the block, Lucy Fitzgerald! She is the co-host of <i>Wine and Crime</i> alongside her best friend, Amanda.  These two gals are not only hilarious but their podcast has also become part of our morning routine!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Listen <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-crime/id1206817375" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>  </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Follow on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/wineandcrimepod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>and TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@wineandcrimepod?lang=en" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1709</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestory,bestfriends,bs,can'tsleep,follow,funny,funnypodcast,helpsleeping,insomniac,introverts,laugh,podcasts,truecrineantidote,wineandcrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Anamalia-Narrated by Lucy Fitzgerald from Wine And Crime</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/anamalia-narrated-by-lucy-fitzgerald-from-wine-and-crime--65139015</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Rachel believes she can win over her pissy fifth-grade teacher with her literary prowess, she ends up having to take extreme measures to fix an epic misunderstanding, and, in the process, grows some real confidence.</b><br /><br /><br /><b>Listen to  more of Lucy on Wine &amp; Crime with her co-host and best friend  Amanda here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-crime/id1206817375</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>And follow them at:</b><br /><b>Instagram: @wineandcrimepod</b><br /><b>TikTok: @wineandcrimepod</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65139015</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 18:45:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65139015/anamalia_new.mp3" length="18547710" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Rachel believes she can win over her pissy fifth-grade teacher with her literary prowess, she ends up having to take extreme measures to fix an epic misunderstanding, and, in the process, grows some real confidence.


Listen to  more of Lucy on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Rachel believes she can win over her pissy fifth-grade teacher with her literary prowess, she ends up having to take extreme measures to fix an epic misunderstanding, and, in the process, grows some real confidence.</b><br /><br /><br /><b>Listen to  more of Lucy on Wine &amp; Crime with her co-host and best friend  Amanda here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-crime/id1206817375</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>And follow them at:</b><br /><b>Instagram: @wineandcrimepod</b><br /><b>TikTok: @wineandcrimepod</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1160</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Slip Sliding Away With The Fabulous Megan Chacalos</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Megan takes some all-natural beauty advice as revenge for a teenage bully, her night takes a turn that involves head trauma,  the cops, and turns her into a real-life internet sensation. </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Check Out Megan's smart, entertaining and amazingly funny new Podcast, <i>Midnight Oil With Megan</i>, on YouTube.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Also, you can laugh with her here: </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>TikTok: @meganchacalos</b><br /><b>Instagram: @meganchacalos</b><b></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>It's worth it, she's hilarious! </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64980216</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:25:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64980216/slip_sliding_away_19_03_25_20_04.mp3" length="19260772" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Megan takes some all-natural beauty advice as revenge for a teenage bully, her night takes a turn that involves head trauma,  the cops, and turns her into a real-life internet sensation. 

Check Out Megan's smart, entertaining and amazingly funny...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Megan takes some all-natural beauty advice as revenge for a teenage bully, her night takes a turn that involves head trauma,  the cops, and turns her into a real-life internet sensation. </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Check Out Megan's smart, entertaining and amazingly funny new Podcast, <i>Midnight Oil With Megan</i>, on YouTube.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Also, you can laugh with her here: </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>TikTok: @meganchacalos</b><br /><b>Instagram: @meganchacalos</b><b></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>It's worth it, she's hilarious! </b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan  </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bs,can'tsleep,funnypodcasts,funnystories,justchill,makeyoulaugh,meganchacalos,midnightoilwithmegan,neveralone,relaxingpodcast,storiesforinsomnia,toppodcastchill,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Is Keeping Us Up This Week? Come Join Us And Find Out.</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Why is Morgan having trouble sleeping this week? What is keeping Jo awake at 3 am? Come join us for our weekly BS and find out. Oh, and feel free to send help...we need it!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</b><br /><b></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Sweet dreams...xoxo</b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64921836</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2025 19:59:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64921836/weekly_bs_16_03.mp3" length="12261294" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why is Morgan having trouble sleeping this week? What is keeping Jo awake at 3 am? Come join us for our weekly BS and find out. Oh, and feel free to send help...we need it!

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Why is Morgan having trouble sleeping this week? What is keeping Jo awake at 3 am? Come join us for our weekly BS and find out. Oh, and feel free to send help...we need it!</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</b><br /><b></b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Sweet dreams...xoxo</b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>767</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bestfriends,cantsleep,funnypodcast,insomnia,sendhelp,storytelling,weeklybanter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-go-chasing-waterfalls--64739150</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Oh, you needed an instruction manual on how to relax? Well, here's what NOT to do</b>.<br /><br /><b>When Sabrina is convinced to go on a nature trip with her mother, her need to relax takes her on a very unrelaxing adventure.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a><br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</a></b><br /><b>Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /></b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64739150</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2025 23:43:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64739150/don_t_go_chasing_waterfalls.mp3" length="17382364" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="http://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, you needed an instruction manual on how to relax? Well, here's what NOT to do.

When Sabrina is convinced to go on a nature trip with her mother, her need to relax takes her on a very unrelaxing adventure.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Oh, you needed an instruction manual on how to relax? Well, here's what NOT to do</b>.<br /><br /><b>When Sabrina is convinced to go on a nature trip with her mother, her need to relax takes her on a very unrelaxing adventure.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a><br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</a></b><br /><b>Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /></b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultstories,anxiety,anxietyhelp,anxietyrelief,detox,familybonding,grownupbedtimestories,hiking,howtorelax,insomnia,insomniarelief,lorazapan,naturetime,rangerstation,sleep,soberstories,ssri,stories,truestories,unwind</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Monkey See, Monkey Do</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/monkey-see-monkey-do--64629521</link><description><![CDATA[This is the insane, silly, happy-ending random ass MONKEY ATTACK story that you need today! It's really about being 20 and not having your life together. Or, at least, your paperwork. But, like all of our stories, everything works out in the end!<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, turn off your poor, stressed-out, overstimulated brain and enjoy this free sixteen minute vacation to Egypt. Yup.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64629521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:46:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64629521/monkey_see_monkey_do.mp3" length="24507372" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is the insane, silly, happy-ending random ass MONKEY ATTACK story that you need today! It's really about being 20 and not having your life together. Or, at least, your paperwork. But, like all of our stories, everything works out in the end!

So...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is the insane, silly, happy-ending random ass MONKEY ATTACK story that you need today! It's really about being 20 and not having your life together. Or, at least, your paperwork. But, like all of our stories, everything works out in the end!<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, turn off your poor, stressed-out, overstimulated brain and enjoy this free sixteen minute vacation to Egypt. Yup.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1021</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adventures,anxiety,anxietyrelief,bestfriendstories,brainvacation,egypt,funnystories,funtimes,insomnia,insomniacs,insomniarelief,monkeys,nurses,nursestories,sillystories,travel,traveladventures,truestories,wildnights,youngandcrazy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Hidden Gem</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-hidden-gem--64455629</link><description><![CDATA[When Kevin's fidgeting gets the best of him, he finds himself deep in an anxiety spiral after a fifth grade field trip... and has kept the secret to this day.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64455629</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:34:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64455629/the_hidden_gem_2_19_25_2_46_pm.mp3" length="29856413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Kevin's fidgeting gets the best of him, he finds himself deep in an anxiety spiral after a fifth grade field trip... and has kept the secret to this day.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Kevin's fidgeting gets the best of him, he finds himself deep in an anxiety spiral after a fifth grade field trip... and has kept the secret to this day.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyhelp,bestfriends,bestfriendstories,bestpodcastsof2025,bestwaytorelax,childhood,childhoodanxiety,elementaryschool,fieldtrips,funnystories,happyendings,happystories,insomnia,insomniahelp,podcastandchill,storiesforsleep,storiestochill,storytellingpodcast,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>HER ONE PHONE CALL</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/her-one-phone-call--64345242</link><description><![CDATA[This is one for the history books.<br /><br /><i>When Dally Dobbins finds herself in a nervous panic before a hot date, she lets her trusting personalityy get in the way of her good judgement. </i><br /><i></i><br />Don't worry, there's always a happy ending 😉 <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64345242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 19:18:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64345242/her_one_phone_call.mp3" length="27442699" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is one for the history books.

When Dally Dobbins finds herself in a nervous panic before a hot date, she lets her trusting personalityy get in the way of her good judgement. 

Don't worry, there's always a happy ending 😉 

🌈 Lost your EarPods?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is one for the history books.<br /><br /><i>When Dally Dobbins finds herself in a nervous panic before a hot date, she lets her trusting personalityy get in the way of her good judgement. </i><br /><i></i><br />Don't worry, there's always a happy ending 😉 <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1144</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyhelp,anxietyrelief,bedtimestories,bestpodcast,bestpodcastsforsleep,comedy,grownupbedtimestories,howtorelax,insomnia,insomniahelp,insomniarelief,podcastandchill,podcastforanxiety,podcasttochill,toptenpodcast,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BREAKING NEWS...Not Really, It's Just Our Anxiety Of The Week!</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Breaking news... technical issues...we got them all! Join us for our weekly BS!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64254525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2025 18:16:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64254525/bs_feb_7_2025.mp3" length="13745885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Breaking news... technical issues...we got them all! Join us for our weekly BS!

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Breaking news... technical issues...we got them all! Join us for our weekly BS!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>860</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,can'tsleep,funnystories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Home Schooled</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/home-schooled--64213987</link><description><![CDATA[A dating app story that will land you in laughter, not on Dateline...<br /><br />This is the story of how Portia learned how to trust her gut. And also not end up in a cult...<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64213987</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:44:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64213987/home_schooled_2_5_25_1_36_pm.mp3" length="29536675" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A dating app story that will land you in laughter, not on Dateline...

This is the story of how Portia learned how to trust her gut. And also not end up in a cult...

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A dating app story that will land you in laughter, not on Dateline...<br /><br />This is the story of how Portia learned how to trust her gut. And also not end up in a cult...<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,braincandy,comedypodcast,funnystories,happyendings,happytimes,insomnia,insomniarelief,podcastandchill,stopdoomscrolling,storiesforinsomnia,storiestochill,toppodcastforsleep,toppodcaststorelax,toptenpodcast,truecrime,truestories,turnoffyourbrain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN!! Shabbat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rad-rerun-shabbat--64025641</link><description><![CDATA[When Alek's wife converts to Judiasm, it ends up saying a lot more about him than about her!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods?<br /><br />💁‍♀️ Procrastinating at your computer?<br /><br /> 🎶 Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /><br />🍀 Then you're in luck! <br /><br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own!<br /><br />Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64025641</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:44:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64025641/shabbat_1_29_25_8_36_pm.mp3" length="10527264" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Alek's wife converts to Judiasm, it ends up saying a lot more about him than about her!

🌈 Lost your EarPods?

💁‍♀️ Procrastinating at your computer?

 🎶 Hate the sound of Jo's voice?

🍀 Then you're in luck! 

All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Alek's wife converts to Judiasm, it ends up saying a lot more about him than about her!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods?<br /><br />💁‍♀️ Procrastinating at your computer?<br /><br /> 🎶 Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /><br />🍀 Then you're in luck! <br /><br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own!<br /><br />Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RADICAL RERUN - Falling In Love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/radical-rerun-falling-in-love--63923372</link><description><![CDATA[You know how everything these days has a trigger warning? Well, this episode doesn't. Because this story is fun and sweet and just so human. We love it so much, we're sharing it with you again.<br /><br />When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br /> 📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?<br /><br />Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63923372</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2025 03:29:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63923372/falling_in_love.mp3" length="36955241" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You know how everything these days has a trigger warning? Well, this episode doesn't. Because this story is fun and sweet and just so human. We love it so much, we're sharing it with you again.

When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know how everything these days has a trigger warning? Well, this episode doesn't. Because this story is fun and sweet and just so human. We love it so much, we're sharing it with you again.<br /><br />When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br /> 📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?<br /><br />Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1540</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestfriends,bestpodcastsof2025,cantsleep,comedypodcast,grownupbedtimestories,happyendings,happystories,insomniacs,insomniarelief,needtorelax,podcastandchill,stopdoomscrolling,stopworrying,storiesforsleep,topfunniestpodcasts,truecrime,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time In The Sun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-in-the-sun--63824973</link><description><![CDATA[When Ellie gets to escape to her dream vacation in Lake Tahoe, her wardrobe malfunction is instantly eclipsed by a much more scarring visual!<br /><br />Thank you,  Thank You Madame Ellie @OnABlueMarble for sharing this story with us and the world.<br /><br />xxo<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Music Credit:<br />Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod</b><br /><b>https://incompetech.com/</b><br /><b>Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ </b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63824973</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 21:01:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63824973/time_in_the_sun.mp3" length="27591911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Ellie gets to escape to her dream vacation in Lake Tahoe, her wardrobe malfunction is instantly eclipsed by a much more scarring visual!

Thank you,  Thank You Madame Ellie @OnABlueMarble for sharing this story with us and the world.

xxo

🌈 Lost...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Ellie gets to escape to her dream vacation in Lake Tahoe, her wardrobe malfunction is instantly eclipsed by a much more scarring visual!<br /><br />Thank you,  Thank You Madame Ellie @OnABlueMarble for sharing this story with us and the world.<br /><br />xxo<br /><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Music Credit:<br />Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod</b><br /><b>https://incompetech.com/</b><br /><b>Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ </b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1150</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bestpodcasts,bestpodcastsforsleep,bestpodcaststorelax,destress,happyendings,happystories,helpmerelax,insomniarelief,nytimesbestseller,podcastandchill,storiesforsleep,storiestochill,storiestomakeyouhappy,toptensleeppodcasts,truestoriestorelax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Piss &amp; Vinegar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/piss-vinegar--63773070</link><description><![CDATA[<b>When Harlie takes the trip of a lifetime and receives a prophecy from her mother, her trip takes an unexpected (and somewhat painful) turn.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Music Credit:<br />Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod</b><br /><b>https://incompetech.com/</b><br /><b>Music promoted by <a href="https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/</a> <br /></b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63773070</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:14:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63773070/piss_vinegar_1_20_25_10_08_pm.mp3" length="29251418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Harlie takes the trip of a lifetime and receives a prophecy from her mother, her trip takes an unexpected (and somewhat painful) turn.

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>When Harlie takes the trip of a lifetime and receives a prophecy from her mother, her trip takes an unexpected (and somewhat painful) turn.</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan</b><br /><b></b><br /><b>Music Credit:<br />Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod</b><br /><b>https://incompetech.com/</b><br /><b>Music promoted by <a href="https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/</a> <br /></b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1219</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyrelief,bedtimestories,bestpodcastsof2024,brainvacation,insomniarelief,podcastandchill,stopdoomscrolling,storiestorelax,truestories,tuneout,turnoffyourbrain,unplug,unwindwithaudio</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS: Spelling, Raising The New Generation, Natural Disasters...What Are You Worried About?</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Join us for our weekly BS, where we share our anxieties and fears and laugh all the way through them! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63737116</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2025 10:39:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63737116/weekly_bs_18_01_25.mp3" length="16089698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us for our weekly BS, where we share our anxieties and fears and laugh all the way through them! 

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us for our weekly BS, where we share our anxieties and fears and laugh all the way through them! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1006</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bestfriends,funnypodcasts,insomnia,laughter,stress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Teenage Wasteland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenage-wasteland--63706167</link><description><![CDATA[When Zach begins to question his relationship with his teenage son, peace is restored with a wave of the hand. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63706167</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:08:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63706167/teenage_wasteland_15_01_25_12_06.mp3" length="17762806" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Zach begins to question his relationship with his teenage son, peace is restored with a wave of the hand. 

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

🍀 All episodes are available...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Zach begins to question his relationship with his teenage son, peace is restored with a wave of the hand. <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,can'tsleep,community,insomnia,neveralone,worry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Just The Two Of Us</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-two-of-us--63665274</link><description><![CDATA[Mya decides it’s high time she quit smoking in order to improve her running. However, her alternative poses more of a problem for herself…and others.<br /><br />Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63665274</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2025 21:42:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63665274/just_the_two_of_us.mp3" length="15836833" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mya decides it’s high time she quit smoking in order to improve her running. However, her alternative poses more of a problem for herself…and others.

Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mya decides it’s high time she quit smoking in order to improve her running. However, her alternative poses more of a problem for herself…and others.<br /><br />Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>990</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,can'tsleep,funnystories,insomnia,relief,sundayscaries,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</link><description><![CDATA[Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63655090</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2025 14:16:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63655090/banter_01_10_11_01_25_15_03.mp3" length="12579689" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!! 

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!! <br /><br />🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo<br /><br />Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>787</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,bestfriends,insomniacs,neveralone,worrying</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RERUN OF AWKWARD PROPORTIONS! When Natalie Met Sylvia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rerun-of-awkward-proportions-when-natalie-met-sylvia--63626433</link><description><![CDATA[Oh my goodness. Have you ever wanted to magically procure a shovel and dig yourself into a deep, dark hole after a social interaction gone absolutely sideways?<br /><br />This (like all of our BS) is the true story of a woman named Natalie who was really just trying to meet a new friend. <br /><br />The ending is stuff of family legend, something that neither she (nor you) could have ever seen coming.<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, and let us accompany you on all the painful adulting required of you today.<br /><br />Please rate, review, but, most importantly, SHARE.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods?<br />Procrastinating at your computer?<br />Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀<br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics?<br />Links to the latest story?<br />And videos of all the things stressing us out?<br />Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63626433</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 16:07:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63626433/when_natalie_met_sylvia.mp3" length="33139065" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh my goodness. Have you ever wanted to magically procure a shovel and dig yourself into a deep, dark hole after a social interaction gone absolutely sideways?

This (like all of our BS) is the true story of a woman named Natalie who was really just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh my goodness. Have you ever wanted to magically procure a shovel and dig yourself into a deep, dark hole after a social interaction gone absolutely sideways?<br /><br />This (like all of our BS) is the true story of a woman named Natalie who was really just trying to meet a new friend. <br /><br />The ending is stuff of family legend, something that neither she (nor you) could have ever seen coming.<br /><br />So tune in, tune out, and let us accompany you on all the painful adulting required of you today.<br /><br />Please rate, review, but, most importantly, SHARE.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods?<br />Procrastinating at your computer?<br />Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀<br />All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.<br /><br />🍆 Want funny pics?<br />Links to the latest story?<br />And videos of all the things stressing us out?<br />Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥<br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1381</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>HOLIDAY RERUN -- When Natalie Met Sylvia</title><link>https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/</link><description><![CDATA[We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!!<br /><br />Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)<br /><br /> When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide!<br /><br /> 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story?<br /><br />And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63497547</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Dec 2024 16:31:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63497547/when_natalie_met_sylvia.mp3" length="33139065" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!!

Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)

 When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!!<br /><br />Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)<br /><br /> When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide!<br /><br /> 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!<br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /><br />📚 Love the stories?<br />👄 Have one to tell?<br />⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br />👀 Is it annoying?<br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story?<br /><br />And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1381</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxietyaddicts,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,bedtime,bestfriendsstories,betterthanwine,betterthanxanax,destresshelp,doomscrolling,embarassingstories,insomniahelp,podcastandchill,podcastforsleep,relaxingpodcast,stories,storiesforsleep,storytellingpodcast,toptenpodcasts,truestories,turnoffyourbrain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS With Robin Hopkins</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs-with-robin-hopkins--63423686</link><description><![CDATA[Ummm... how lucky are we??? We got to chat with the coolest chick on the block! Thank you, Robin... Everyone must go and listen to the Well...Adjusting podcast. You won't regret it!!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! <br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is, hopefully, someone you invited. 🍆<br /><br />Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out. Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 <br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /><br />XOXO Jo &amp; Morgan<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63423686</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Dec 2024 01:17:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63423686/banter_with_robin_21_12_24_01_51.mp3" length="24800821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ummm... how lucky are we??? We got to chat with the coolest chick on the block! Thank you, Robin... Everyone must go and listen to the Well...Adjusting podcast. You won't regret it!!

🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ummm... how lucky are we??? We got to chat with the coolest chick on the block! Thank you, Robin... Everyone must go and listen to the Well...Adjusting podcast. You won't regret it!!<br /><br />🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! <br /><br />🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br />⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br />👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me?<br /><br />You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is, hopefully, someone you invited. 🍆<br /><br />Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out. Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 <br /><br />So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /><br />XOXO Jo &amp; Morgan<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1550</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxietyaddictsbedtimestories,can'tsleep,funnytruestories,insomnia,reallife,strongwomen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Victim And The Perp</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-victim-and-the-perp--63373924</link><description><![CDATA[When Timothy finds out that his bank account has been emptied to zero, the Seattle police solve the case with both the victim and the perp in the room. And they know each other.<br /><br />This Episode is read by Robin Hopkins, host of the Well...Adjusting Podcast. If you are already a fan, join the club. If you are hearing about Well...Adjusting for the first time, check it out <a href="https://pod.link/welladjusting" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>, or wherever you get your Podcasts.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /><br />Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...<br /><br />xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63373924</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63373924/victim_and_perp_18_12_24_14_49.mp3" length="17548809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Timothy finds out that his bank account has been emptied to zero, the Seattle police solve the case with both the victim and the perp in the room. And they know each other.

This Episode is read by Robin Hopkins, host of the Well...Adjusting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Timothy finds out that his bank account has been emptied to zero, the Seattle police solve the case with both the victim and the perp in the room. And they know each other.<br /><br />This Episode is read by Robin Hopkins, host of the Well...Adjusting Podcast. If you are already a fan, join the club. If you are hearing about Well...Adjusting for the first time, check it out <a href="https://pod.link/welladjusting" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>, or wherever you get your Podcasts.<br /><br />🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br />Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br />📚 Love the stories?<br /><br />👄 Have one to tell?<br /><br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /><br />It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /><br />✍️ How does it work?<br /><br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /><br />👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /><br />Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /><br />Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...<br /><br />xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1097</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultbedtimestories,anxiety,anxietyhelp,can'tsleep,funny,helpsleeping,insomnia,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dog Day Afternoon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dog-day-afternoon--63371267</link><description><![CDATA[When Tina's very, very old and incontinent dog crosses the rainbow bridge, she manages to make her mark on Manhattan's transportation system in the most unlikely way possible.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3d764589-9f0b-4684-9757-d0ce4312643c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 04:48:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371267/dog_day_afternoon_04_12_24_10_47.mp3" length="16478835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Tina's very, very old and incontinent dog crosses the rainbow bridge, she manages to make her mark on Manhattan's transportation system in the most unlikely way possible.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Tina's very, very old and incontinent dog crosses the rainbow bridge, she manages to make her mark on Manhattan's transportation system in the most unlikely way possible.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1030</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>farm stories,grown up bedtime stories,podcast and chill,podcast for anxiety,podcast for insomnia,podcast for sleep,stop doom scrolling,stories of reinvention,top ten funniest podcasts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thanksgiving Rerun -- Eye Of The Tiger</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thanksgiving-rerun-eye-of-the-tiger--63371268</link><description><![CDATA[Hey hey hey... How was your Thanksgiving? Maybe a little weird? A little awkward? A little, oh, all the things? Need to veg out, tune-out and digest? Ok, awesome, here we are! And this Thanksgiving story will make you feel better about all of it. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2f6bf05-7e9e-4abd-80dc-09fefc745b6d</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2024 04:17:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371268/thanksgiving_rerun_eye_of_the_tiger.mp3" length="26516400" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey hey hey... How was your Thanksgiving? Maybe a little weird? A little awkward? A little, oh, all the things? Need to veg out, tune-out and digest? Ok, awesome, here we are! And this Thanksgiving story will make you feel better about all of it. 🌈...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey hey hey... How was your Thanksgiving? Maybe a little weird? A little awkward? A little, oh, all the things? Need to veg out, tune-out and digest? Ok, awesome, here we are! And this Thanksgiving story will make you feel better about all of it. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1019</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief stories,anxiety stories,best podcast,family stories,holiday stories,stories for sleep,top ten podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RAD RERUN -- Taken... In Argentina</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rad-rerun-taken-in-argentina--63371272</link><description><![CDATA[This story is so personal and so meaningful and also, well, so embarassing and freaking funny. This is a loving tribute to the best friend a person could have. We miss you, Rich, and we hope, wherever you are, that you can laugh along with us. ❤️‍🩹  A massive, uncomfortably long hug to all of you who keep our bushy tails wiggling with all your fantastic and insane stories. Please, please, PLEASE keep them coming. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">80bf784b-6ab7-4dd8-bea9-29c6c5bb8d65</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:46:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371272/rad_rerun_taken_in_argentina_112424_9_45pm.mp3" length="23663201" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This story is so personal and so meaningful and also, well, so embarassing and freaking funny. This is a loving tribute to the best friend a person could have. We miss you, Rich, and we hope, wherever you are, that you can laugh along with us. ❤️‍🩹  A...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This story is so personal and so meaningful and also, well, so embarassing and freaking funny. This is a loving tribute to the best friend a person could have. We miss you, Rich, and we hope, wherever you are, that you can laugh along with us. ❤️‍🩹  A massive, uncomfortably long hug to all of you who keep our bushy tails wiggling with all your fantastic and insane stories. Please, please, PLEASE keep them coming. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>award winning podcast,best friends,best podcast ever,bestselling writer,brilliant podcast,friends trip,lost in argentina,teen night,travel stories,true stories for insomnia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371285</link><description><![CDATA[This should not be published. But, here it is so clearly we're starting to lose it. This week, Morgan and Jo discuss the morning-after embarassment after a night of drinking. Even though they haven't been drinking. The whole thing is kind of a mess, but, here we goooo! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a0b7404-df6c-4cef-829d-a5d284c3d143</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 20:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371285/weeklybs11_22_112224_1_22pm.mp3" length="30474891" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This should not be published. But, here it is so clearly we're starting to lose it. This week, Morgan and Jo discuss the morning-after embarassment after a night of drinking. Even though they haven't been drinking. The whole thing is kind of a mess,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This should not be published. But, here it is so clearly we're starting to lose it. This week, Morgan and Jo discuss the morning-after embarassment after a night of drinking. Even though they haven't been drinking. The whole thing is kind of a mess, but, here we goooo! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1183</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>best friends,comedy for sleep,embarassing stories,funny stories for sleep,how to relax,how to rewind,how to unplug,podcast and chill,podcast for anxiety,podcast for sleep,top ten podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Horsing Around</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/horsing-around--63371277</link><description><![CDATA[When Sam gets burned once… twice... too many times, he realizes not all red flags are what they seem. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2bca3906-b950-402e-9018-517335eb917a</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2024 22:07:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371277/horsing_around_new_25_09_24_11_35.mp3" length="21044206" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Sam gets burned once… twice... too many times, he realizes not all red flags are what they seem. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Sam gets burned once… twice... too many times, he realizes not all red flags are what they seem. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1316</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,finland,funny bedtime stories,funny podcast,gymnastic sport,hobby horsing,hobby horsing sport,insomnia,insomnia help podcast,insomnia relief,strong women,suomi,women in sports</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Twin Flames</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/twin-flames--63371273</link><description><![CDATA[When Ginny finds out that the love of her life is gay, she’s devastated that she will never find anyone else like him… but what if she was wrong? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e5dbf2e8-46d0-43bb-bbf1-17904e707fff</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 09:36:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371273/twin_flames_11_11_24_10_32.mp3" length="16288658" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Ginny finds out that the love of her life is gay, she’s devastated that she will never find anyone else like him… but what if she was wrong? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Ginny finds out that the love of her life is gay, she’s devastated that she will never find anyone else like him… but what if she was wrong? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1019</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief stories,fall asleep,funny bedtime stories,funny true stories,insomnia,insomnia help podcast,love stories,stress relief,twins</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Purrfect Moment</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-purrfect-moment--63371299</link><description><![CDATA[When Chrissy confides in a family member about all her deepest, darkest secrets, she gains an unlikely (and hilariously violent) friend. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c8d20108-ccb8-4be5-948e-3c97933b3dba</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371299/the_purrfect_moment_06_11_24_22_45.mp3" length="16146142" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Chrissy confides in a family member about all her deepest, darkest secrets, she gains an unlikely (and hilariously violent) friend. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Chrissy confides in a family member about all her deepest, darkest secrets, she gains an unlikely (and hilariously violent) friend. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1010</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,best friends,funny animal stories,funny bedtime stories,funny stories,insomnia,insomnia help,insomnia relief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Big Deal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-big-deal--63371270</link><description><![CDATA[When Lane and her husband are still getting to know each other even after having three kids, it takes a run-in with the law to get them to see eye-to-eye. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ae834e53-2d0c-41e0-9878-1ead0daea523</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2024 21:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371270/the_big_deal_03_11_24_22_55.mp3" length="16788120" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Lane and her husband are still getting to know each other even after having three kids, it takes a run-in with the law to get them to see eye-to-eye. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Lane and her husband are still getting to know each other even after having three kids, it takes a run-in with the law to get them to see eye-to-eye. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1050</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,funny dogs,funny podcast,funny stories for sleep,insomnia podcast,never alone,relationships,relationship stories,share your story</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371275</link><description><![CDATA[Is Jo Morgan's new therapist? Does Morgan mean it when she asks, "How are you"? Listen and find out.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fdd5f86c-d617-41ce-b833-77529e6db82a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 10:13:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371275/weekly_bs_01_11_02_11_24_11_10.mp3" length="16312486" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Jo Morgan's new therapist? Does Morgan mean it when she asks, "How are you"? Listen and find out.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Jo Morgan's new therapist? Does Morgan mean it when she asks, "How are you"? Listen and find out.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1020</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime story,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,best friends podcast,funny bedtime stories,funny podcast,insomnia,insomnia podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Dummy (Or Not)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dummy-or-not--63371301</link><description><![CDATA[When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a373acea-491e-46c2-ad79-fd38d298e8e3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371301/the_dummy_30_10_24_16_50.mp3" length="17453926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,anxiety relief stories,can't sleep,halloween,insomnia,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,never alone,stress relief,top podcast for anxiety,top ten funniest podcasts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Swamp &amp; Petes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/swamp-petes--63371296</link><description><![CDATA[When Phoebe tries her damndest to reinvent herself, she sets her goal at the perfect customer who comes into her hardware store. This story ends on both a happy note and with literal 💩 !! What could be better?   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2a5024a4-efed-4f8a-8388-ca2f9113d18a</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Oct 2024 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371296/swamp_peets_27_10_24_22_48.mp3" length="19760230" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Phoebe tries her damndest to reinvent herself, she sets her goal at the perfect customer who comes into her hardware store. This story ends on both a happy note and with literal 💩 !! What could be better?   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Phoebe tries her damndest to reinvent herself, she sets her goal at the perfect customer who comes into her hardware store. This story ends on both a happy note and with literal 💩 !! What could be better?   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1235</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime story,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,comedy podcast,comedy stories,funny bedtime stories,funny stories for sleep,insomnia,insomnia relief,laugh out loud,stories for sleep,stress relief,top podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371286</link><description><![CDATA[Why is Morgan scared of daylight savings? Why is losing her teeth...let's find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b619372f-dadb-4dff-9865-80243149b63e</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:16:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371286/banter_25_10_26_10_24_18_38.mp3" length="11176600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why is Morgan scared of daylight savings? Why is losing her teeth...let's find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why is Morgan scared of daylight savings? Why is losing her teeth...let's find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,best friends,best friends podcast,best podcast for anxiety,can't sleep,insomnia,insomnia help podcast,never alone,sleep help,sleeplessness</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Very Vegas Virgin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-very-vegas-virgin--63371284</link><description><![CDATA[When an American-as-apple-pie midwestern grandma gets on the wrong plane, the fun begins. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...<br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b020be23-11e5-4355-baa7-4d4de0517957</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2024 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371284/what_happens_in_vagas_23_10_24_19_21.mp3" length="17548815" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When an American-as-apple-pie midwestern grandma gets on the wrong plane, the fun begins. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When an American-as-apple-pie midwestern grandma gets on the wrong plane, the fun begins. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...<br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1097</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,help sleeping,insomnia,insomnia relief,laugh out loud,never alone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dangerous Liaisons</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dangerous-liaisons--63371297</link><description><![CDATA[When Catherine goes on the wild, sexy adventure that she deserves once her divorce is finalized, she is surprised to learn what she really needs in life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4dad2ced-8b97-4c85-8117-6290cf69457a</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2024 20:37:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371297/dangerous_liasons_2_0_20_10_24_19_31.mp3" length="21186732" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Catherine goes on the wild, sexy adventure that she deserves once her divorce is finalized, she is surprised to learn what she really needs in life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Catherine goes on the wild, sexy adventure that she deserves once her divorce is finalized, she is surprised to learn what she really needs in life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1325</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime story,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,funny podcast,insomnia,insomnia help podcast,laugh out loud,laugh with us,relax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weekly BS 10.19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weekly-bs-10-19--63371278</link><description><![CDATA[Morgan and Jo discuss all things anxiety and definitely, DEFINITELY, overshare....   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ac116f96-f80f-42e5-9a0c-f75505a0d718</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2024 20:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371278/weekly_bs_10_19.mp3" length="16215837" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Morgan and Jo discuss all things anxiety and definitely, DEFINITELY, overshare....   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Morgan and Jo discuss all things anxiety and definitely, DEFINITELY, overshare....   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>644</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addicts bedtime storie,bedtime stories,best friends podcast,comedy for sleep,sweet dreams,top ten podcast,true stories,weekly bs</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ink'ed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ink-ed--63371291</link><description><![CDATA[When Kendra finds out her boyfriend is a real jerk, she puts her emotions to the side and plays the long game. And it’s good. So good. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7cd3889-fc57-4f88-899a-4db8e1ca2e50</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2024 16:47:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371291/inked_16_10_24_12_34.mp3" length="18618775" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Kendra finds out her boyfriend is a real jerk, she puts her emotions to the side and plays the long game. And it’s good. So good. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Kendra finds out her boyfriend is a real jerk, she puts her emotions to the side and plays the long game. And it’s good. So good. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1164</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bed time stories,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,funny bedtime stories,insomnia,late night stories,never alone,sleeplessness</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Hero's Journey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-hero-s-journey--63371306</link><description><![CDATA[When Henry’s most intense personality quirk comes under scrutiny, it turns him into a real-life hero. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ccb9b88e-e5ee-4362-9ab7-ce5a876030ac</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2024 20:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371306/a_heros_journey_12_10_24_15_15.mp3" length="17287585" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Henry’s most intense personality quirk comes under scrutiny, it turns him into a real-life hero. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Henry’s most intense personality quirk comes under scrutiny, it turns him into a real-life hero. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1081</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bed time stories,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,feel good ending,funny bedtime stories,hero,insomnia,insomnia help podcast,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371287</link><description><![CDATA[Come and join us for our weekly BS!!! Anxiety Addicts is hosting an amazing event coming up on October 21st in Jackson, WY! Food, drinks, music, and storytelling all to support Teton Literacy, an amazing nonprofit changing the future.  Learn more here: <a href="https://www.tetonliteracy.org" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.tetonliteracy.org</a> Are you a local in Jackson, WY? Are you visiting on October 21st? Buy tickets here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-bs-at-the-wort-funny-storytelling-and-live-music-tickets-1035198826557?aff=oddtdtcreator 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7bad013-488b-48b4-b55b-fdc37dad1a0f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371287/banter_11_10_2024_11_10_24_15_03.mp3" length="9250649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Come and join us for our weekly BS!!! Anxiety Addicts is hosting an amazing event coming up on October 21st in Jackson, WY! Food, drinks, music, and storytelling all to support Teton Literacy, an amazing nonprofit changing the future.  Learn more...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Come and join us for our weekly BS!!! Anxiety Addicts is hosting an amazing event coming up on October 21st in Jackson, WY! Food, drinks, music, and storytelling all to support Teton Literacy, an amazing nonprofit changing the future.  Learn more here: <a href="https://www.tetonliteracy.org" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.tetonliteracy.org</a> Are you a local in Jackson, WY? Are you visiting on October 21st? Buy tickets here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-bs-at-the-wort-funny-storytelling-and-live-music-tickets-1035198826557?aff=oddtdtcreator 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,banter,can't sleep,friendship,funny bedtime stories,funny podcast,insomnia,laugh out loud,laugh with us,never alone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Wedding Planner</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-wedding-planner--63371308</link><description><![CDATA[When Chelsea’s calendar alerts her to an upcoming event, she cannot for the life of her remember who, what, and where the event takes place. The answer comes from the least expected place and shines a light on all that is good in her world. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">74e7c327-619e-4378-9b8e-237f92c08ad7</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2024 19:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371308/the_wedding_planner_09_10_24_11_00.mp3" length="19474769" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Chelsea’s calendar alerts her to an upcoming event, she cannot for the life of her remember who, what, and where the event takes place. The answer comes from the least expected place and shines a light on all that is good in her world. 🌈 Lost...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Chelsea’s calendar alerts her to an upcoming event, she cannot for the life of her remember who, what, and where the event takes place. The answer comes from the least expected place and shines a light on all that is good in her world. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1218</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,conversion,funny stories,funny stories for sleep,insomnia,laugh with us,relax,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Underestimate Evan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-underestimate-evan--63371281</link><description><![CDATA[When Evan finds himself deep in a teenage identity crisis, he discovers his true calling in the unlikeliest of scenarios - and face to face with a real demon- a soccer mom.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b5a6b9e2-59fd-44a3-a00a-caa5a1dfbd2b</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2024 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371281/dont_underestimate_evan_06_10_24_16_45.mp3" length="19189727" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Evan finds himself deep in a teenage identity crisis, he discovers his true calling in the unlikeliest of scenarios - and face to face with a real demon- a soccer mom.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Evan finds himself deep in a teenage identity crisis, he discovers his true calling in the unlikeliest of scenarios - and face to face with a real demon- a soccer mom.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1200</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,insomnia,stress,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371300</link><description><![CDATA[This week we discuss Jo’s hypothetical boxing match with the neighborhood thief, who would win? And Morgan falls down a deep dark hole into online porn…does she make it out?  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e57c494a-2c72-4bbe-97fa-01cb362dbe74</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2024 17:35:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371300/banter_04_10_24_04_10_24_12_21.mp3" length="8727780" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we discuss Jo’s hypothetical boxing match with the neighborhood thief, who would win? And Morgan falls down a deep dark hole into online porn…does she make it out?  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we discuss Jo’s hypothetical boxing match with the neighborhood thief, who would win? And Morgan falls down a deep dark hole into online porn…does she make it out?  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bestfriends,can't sleep,funny,get to sleep,insomnia,stress relief,tune out,turn off</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kitchen Confidential</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kitchen-confidential--63371288</link><description><![CDATA[When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a172de7a-5fc0-4b00-b055-dbc3fcedb677</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371288/kitchen_confidential_02_10_24_12_26.mp3" length="18476265" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1155</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,insomnia,make you laugh,mom stories,stress,stress relief,up in the middle of the night</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Job Well Done</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-job-well-done--63371289</link><description><![CDATA[When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo<br /> Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5417d073-5897-43e0-9dca-b4fb485fb9f4</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2024 16:08:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371289/a_job_well_done_done_25_09_24_12_13.mp3" length="18523915" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo<br /> Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1158</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,insomnia,laugh with us,relaxing podcast,stress relief,work stress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-weekly-bs--63371309</link><description><![CDATA[Here it is, our weekly BS.  Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo<br /> Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ef329019-77eb-4fba-8b65-9d0c12f49611</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2024 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371309/banter_09_26_27_09_24_15_01.mp3" length="13863660" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here it is, our weekly BS.  Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here it is, our weekly BS.  Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo<br /> Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>867</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,best friends,funny memories,insomnia podcast,laugh with us,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hotel-motel-holiday-inn--63371310</link><description><![CDATA[When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c92fc849-f3a9-49ea-acac-6e9062edb4fe</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2024 18:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371310/hotel_motelholiday_inn_25_09_24_13_32.mp3" length="22209481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1389</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime pocast,community,funny bedtime stories,insomnia,laugh out loud,laugh with us,relax,service industry,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Secret Ingredient</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-secret-ingredient--63371302</link><description><![CDATA[When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ff20b56d-2c80-46d2-b16c-1272a3d1ba55</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371302/betty_croaker_done_22_09_24_22_46.mp3" length="19189722" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?  ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1200</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,bedtime stories for adults,can't let go,can't sleep,funny bedtime stories,grandma,insomnia,worried</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bonus: Our Weekly BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-our-weekly-bs--63371292</link><description><![CDATA[Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story!  So, come join us for some weekly BS Bonus episodes. Ask questions, tell us your story...or just skip over it- we'll love you either way! Xxo 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories?  👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?  It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ad9b57b1-725e-4482-a1ca-782ddd43ca57</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 13:23:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371292/banter_19_09_20_09_24_11_41.mp3" length="9536110" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story!  So, come join us for some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story!  So, come join us for some weekly BS Bonus episodes. Ask questions, tell us your story...or just skip over it- we'll love you either way! Xxo 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories?  👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?  It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact</a> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>596</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,friendship,funny,insomnia,never alone,storytime,weekly catch-up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family Ties</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-ties--63371314</link><description><![CDATA[When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7caef82a-7d22-48fe-9f82-93192b1eabf9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2024 16:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371314/family_ties_2_0_25_09_24_11_44.mp3" length="18166970" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1136</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bed time stories,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,can't sleep,comedy podcast,coming of age stories,de-stress,help sleeping,high school antics,insomnia,true funny stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Into The Woods</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-woods--63371294</link><description><![CDATA[WELCOME BACK TO A NEW SEASON! This time we have even more laughs, less chit chat, and bi-weekly true and fabulous stories to turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Today, we help ease you into your week and banish those Sunday Scaries with a different kind of story. We didn't change the names or the location or make much of it up. Because it's about Jo and Morgan and the ALMOST dumbest thing they've ever done! Now THIS is some good BS! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us.   Xxo   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1a823527-05f6-401a-b6bc-84a485b216e6</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2024 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371294/into_the_woods_2_24_09_24_10_21.mp3" length="17976802" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>WELCOME BACK TO A NEW SEASON! This time we have even more laughs, less chit chat, and bi-weekly true and fabulous stories to turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Today, we help ease you into your week and banish those Sunday Scaries with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[WELCOME BACK TO A NEW SEASON! This time we have even more laughs, less chit chat, and bi-weekly true and fabulous stories to turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Today, we help ease you into your week and banish those Sunday Scaries with a different kind of story. We didn't change the names or the location or make much of it up. Because it's about Jo and Morgan and the ALMOST dumbest thing they've ever done! Now THIS is some good BS! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us.   Xxo   🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1124</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,best friends,dog stories,friend rescue,high school stories,lost in the woods,podcast and chill,podcast for sleep</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN!! Invisible Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-invisible-man--63371319</link><description><![CDATA[When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play.  This is our last Summer RERUN!! Get ready for our new season! New episodes start on September 15th, we can't wait to share these stories with you. This is a super, super, SUPER fun internet story. Thank you all so much for your fabulous and hilarious submissions. And here's the REALLY REALLY GREAT movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1727388/<br /> 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">72a2f964-5618-4e50-9148-117df72ff377</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2024 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371319/invisableman_rerun_edited_280824_19_07.mp3" length="44720822" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play.  This is our last Summer RERUN!! Get ready for our new season! New episodes start on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play.  This is our last Summer RERUN!! Get ready for our new season! New episodes start on September 15th, we can't wait to share these stories with you. This is a super, super, SUPER fun internet story. Thank you all so much for your fabulous and hilarious submissions. And here's the REALLY REALLY GREAT movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1727388/<br /> 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> Then you're in luck!  🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at <a href="https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com</a>. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.<br /> Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1374</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bed time stories,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,embarassing moments,friendship stories,funny bedtime stories,middle school stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN! Grandma Lucy Will NOT Be Visiting Riley In Prison</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-grandma-lucy-will-not-be-visiting-riley-in-prison--63371312</link><description><![CDATA[Spending some quality time with your family this summer? Feeling, say, just a tad on edge? Oh, then this is the story for you.   Stay tuned at the end for Morgan and Jo letting it rip a bit on the in-law situations.    Enjoy this audio chill pill for 15 solid minutes of a brain vacation.   We'll be back with new episodes in September.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">83a55909-260a-48c0-b354-b6a7573c6df6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2024 16:08:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371312/summer_rerun_grandma_lucy_will_not_be_visiting_riley_in_prison_81524_10_03_am.mp3" length="32301603" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Spending some quality time with your family this summer? Feeling, say, just a tad on edge? Oh, then this is the story for you.   Stay tuned at the end for Morgan and Jo letting it rip a bit on the in-law situations.    Enjoy this audio chill pill for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Spending some quality time with your family this summer? Feeling, say, just a tad on edge? Oh, then this is the story for you.   Stay tuned at the end for Morgan and Jo letting it rip a bit on the in-law situations.    Enjoy this audio chill pill for 15 solid minutes of a brain vacation.   We'll be back with new episodes in September.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1314</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts bedtime storie,arrest stories,bedtime stories,best podcast for anxiety,best podcast for sleep,mother in law,summer stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN!!! THAT American Pie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-that-american-pie--63371327</link><description><![CDATA[Enjoy spending half an hour on the Jersey Shore with this wondeful and slightly cringy true story of adolescent experimentation in the late 90s.   We'll be back in a month with more fresh tales to take your brain off the crazy train and into chill town.     🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2307e014-2a2c-4125-96e2-dc9e0685cc30</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2024 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371327/that_american_pie.mp3" length="31623485" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Enjoy spending half an hour on the Jersey Shore with this wondeful and slightly cringy true story of adolescent experimentation in the late 90s.   We'll be back in a month with more fresh tales to take your brain off the crazy train and into chill...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Enjoy spending half an hour on the Jersey Shore with this wondeful and slightly cringy true story of adolescent experimentation in the late 90s.   We'll be back in a month with more fresh tales to take your brain off the crazy train and into chill town.     🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1286</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN!! Love Means Never Having To Say,  "I Superglued My Eye Shut..."</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-love-means-never-having-to-say-i-superglued-my-eye-shut--63371342</link><description><![CDATA[When Masie plans her first big, real date with the boy of her dreams in 7th grade, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it depends if there's some Super Glue in the equation. STAY TUNED for the end of the episode when Morgan and Jo discuss who the story is really about and how their middle school nightmares have haunted them well into middle age.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d0850ee8-954a-4d0e-90a8-772a1fe5809c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371342/summer_rerun_love_means_never_having_to_say_i_superglued_my_eye_shut_72924_10_14_am.mp3" length="24277413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Masie plans her first big, real date with the boy of her dreams in 7th grade, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it depends if there's some Super Glue in the equation. STAY TUNED for the end of the episode when Morgan and Jo discuss who the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Masie plans her first big, real date with the boy of her dreams in 7th grade, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it depends if there's some Super Glue in the equation. STAY TUNED for the end of the episode when Morgan and Jo discuss who the story is really about and how their middle school nightmares have haunted them well into middle age.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>980</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,bedtime stories,best,de-stress,er stories,first date stories,funny true stories,middle school stories,relax,superglue,tune out</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN! Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-naked-and-annoyed-read-by-sitara-falcon--63371336</link><description><![CDATA[This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then, you can totally change of the vibe and stay tuned to the end and hear Morgan and Jo whine, bitch, complain, and vent about all things that you never knew were worth getting annoyed about. Enjoy!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2b691ad2-03af-4427-8bf9-00970eb7fdba</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 18:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371336/summer_rerunnaked_and_annoyed_72324_12_21_pm.mp3" length="47295700" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then, you can totally change of the vibe and stay tuned to the end and hear Morgan and Jo whine, bitch, complain, and vent about all things that you never knew were worth getting annoyed about. Enjoy!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1939</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief stories,cowgirl stories,even cowgirls get the blue,funny podcast,funny stories,naked stories friendship stori,podcast for sleep,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN! You're Never Fully Dressed Without A...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-you-re-never-fully-dressed-without-a--63371371</link><description><![CDATA[Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?<br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4a0d6f04-c271-4e22-87a3-055379eb8cfd</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2024 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371371/summer_rerun_youre_never_fully_dressed_without_a_71124_1_05_pm.mp3" length="27522448" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003.   🌈...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?<br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1115</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,funny stories,indian wedding,top podcast,top podcast for sleep,true stories,wrong dresscode</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SUMMER RERUN! WHERE A GERMAN DRAWS THE LINE</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-rerun-where-a-german-draws-the-line--63371305</link><description><![CDATA[☀️  SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! ☀️  At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts...    Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying for you!   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1debb8f6-71bf-4346-ac73-e94be9bd531f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371305/where_a_german_draws_the_line_7124_2_59_pm.mp3" length="49732612" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>☀️  SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! ☀️  At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts...    Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[☀️  SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! ☀️  At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts...    Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying for you!   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2041</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bed time stories,anxiety addicts,anxiety addicts bedtime storie,brain food,chill out time,funny true stories,top podcast for anxiety,top podcast for sleep,wild stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mistaken Identity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mistaken-identity--63371344</link><description><![CDATA[When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end. But, we did promise you a link, so, yeah, here it is: <a href="https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-pom-pom-8620901" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-pom-pom-8620901</a>   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">172e5d57-9510-4c6b-9cea-8a5c215fe40c</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2024 02:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371344/mistaken_identity_61224_10_51_am.mp3" length="30677076" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end. But, we did promise you a link, so, yeah, here it is: <a href="https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-pom-pom-8620901" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-pom-pom-8620901</a>   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,british stories,hedgehog,rescue animals,stories for sleep,top podcast,viral story people magazine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Convo With Kristen Seavey of "Murder, She Told"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/convo-with-kristen-seavey-of-murder-she-told--63371346</link><description><![CDATA[We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day.   We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman.   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5ae7b948-f77c-43fe-90ce-eedc8ddc1f88</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2024 17:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371346/convo_with_kristen.mp3" length="25704723" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day.   We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman.   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day.   We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman.   So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1039</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actress,comedy,female interviews,kristen seavey,murder she told,top ten podcast,true crime,true crime podcast,true story</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Coming From Inside The House - Read By Murder, She Told's Kristen Seavey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-coming-from-inside-the-house-read-by-murder-she-told-s-kristen-seavey--63371303</link><description><![CDATA[Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination (and thermal camera) get the better of her. So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!     🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">79ec0aa1-847e-472c-9b10-724bba37660b</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371303/its_coming_from_inside_the_house.mp3" length="35192188" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination (and thermal camera) get the better of her. So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you Anxiety Addicts for listening, supporting, engaging, downloading, and sharing these fabulous stories which we feel so stoked to be able to tell. Love you all and sweet dreams!     🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams...   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1435</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,before and after,grown up bedtime stories,hgtv,home renovation,honey bees,insomniacs,kristen seavey,murder she told,new york actress,true stories,viral tiktok stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rent Free</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rent-free--63371377</link><description><![CDATA[LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year...   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f3d4af6b-78a9-46ca-bff3-fb8350d0e694</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371377/rent_free.mp3" length="33187655" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year...   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year...   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1296</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety relief stories,chef stories,female stories,friendship stories,funny podcast,insomnia help podcast,relationship stories,relaxation help,relaxing podcast,ski town stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pierson! The Real Guy! Here! Now!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pierson-the-real-guy-here-now--63371376</link><description><![CDATA[We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our blunders, our mistakes, our good intentions, questionable outcomes, and our impressive human ability to move forward. We hear about the impetus for the adventure, the moment it backfired, and learn a thing or two about how to address it all. So thank you, thank you Pierson. Please share and like, subscribe and rate, and we'll get more of these your way... And follow Pierson here! He's brilliant and sweet and funny. Insta:  @PiersonWhilhite Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pierson.willhite" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.facebook.com/pierson.willhite</a> TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@piersonwillhite   xxoJo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ef3968d9-8937-4396-b347-7b820a41a9b2</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371376/pierson_the_real_guy.mp3" length="22617778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our blunders, our mistakes, our good intentions, questionable outcomes, and our impressive human ability to move forward. We hear about the impetus for the adventure, the moment it backfired, and learn a thing or two about how to address it all. So thank you, thank you Pierson. Please share and like, subscribe and rate, and we'll get more of these your way... And follow Pierson here! He's brilliant and sweet and funny. Insta:  @PiersonWhilhite Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pierson.willhite" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.facebook.com/pierson.willhite</a> TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@piersonwillhite   xxoJo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>943</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety stories,funny podcast,gardening,horticulture,keyboard warriors,planting,true stories,viral stories,viral tiktok stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Fresh Start</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-fresh-start--63371351</link><description><![CDATA[OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the interview with the real "Patrick" as well. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">495db760-95e7-4654-9231-b123e2b936ff</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371351/aa_fresh_start.mp3" length="31053995" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the interview with the real "Patrick" as well. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1262</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,apology videos,bedtime stories,good intentions,grown up bedtime stories,horticulture,internet stories,seed planting,tik tok sensation,true stories,utah,viral stories,viral videos</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lie To Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lie-to-me--63371322</link><description><![CDATA[Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!!   When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e23ee0b1-068b-4007-aebf-b3df910891fe</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 20:18:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371322/lie_to_me.mp3" length="30869547" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!!   When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!!   When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1287</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,bed time podcast,bedtime stories for adults,funny stories,high school antics,stop doomscrolling,stories to sleep,true embarassing stories,true stories,true stories best friends</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toeing The Line</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toeing-the-line--63371323</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS.   Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the advice of their elders.    Anyway, this one is funny and imaginatve and will transport you to another world if you need a quick break from this one.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4beb3c34-a252-4634-9a91-c04e6d17c507</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2024 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371323/toeing_the_line.mp3" length="34513443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS.   Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS.   Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the advice of their elders.    Anyway, this one is funny and imaginatve and will transport you to another world if you need a quick break from this one.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1406</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts bedtime storie,burning man,festival podcast,new york stories,top ten funniest podcasts,true stories for sleep</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When Trey Tried His Best</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-trey-tried-his-best--63371311</link><description><![CDATA[When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic life skills.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10efef2f-5041-42ca-ae34-2cf4a72c2e7d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 17:32:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371311/when_trey_tried_his_best.mp3" length="36395701" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic life skills.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1430</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,bedtime stories for adults,comedy podcast,insomniacs,relaxing podcast,top ten podcast,true crime,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shy?! Not Shy!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shy-not-shy--63371404</link><description><![CDATA[When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved.   Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5e222b12-812a-4a3a-8c63-33d03f15d11c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371404/shy_not_shy.mp3" length="33051421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved.   Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved.   Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.      🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. <br /> 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact <br /> ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? <br /> You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ <br /> Sweet dreams... <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan   <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief stories,insomniacs,insomnia help,insomnia stories,meet up stories,social anxiety stories,top ten podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>"Well Played."</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/well-played--63371341</link><description><![CDATA[When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">673515fe-e27d-4022-a28c-20b25384d710</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 14:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371341/well_played_41624_1_35_pm.mp3" length="31036939" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief stories,comedy podcast,top ten podcast,true embarassing stories,true high school escapades,true story podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When Max Had To Pivot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-max-had-to-pivot--63371402</link><description><![CDATA[When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c3e2d83c-8ad3-42ce-80c3-9912317f82e3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371402/when_max_had_to_pivot.mp3" length="36154998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?   Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.   📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes?   It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact   ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me?   You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆   Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?   Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.   Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?   Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/   Sweet dreams...   xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1475</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,doom scrolling,funny women,insomniacs,podcast for anxiety,podcast for insomnia,podcast for sleep,spiraling,top ten podcast,true stories best friends</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e16fa4e1cc5ea1d2e83d298027fdb16a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RADICAL RERUN -- Its Not The Shorts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/radical-rerun-its-not-the-shorts--63371331</link><description><![CDATA[When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️<br /> <br /> So tune in, tune out, and enjoy this very true, very well-read, and VERY entertaining tale.<br /> <br /> 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /> <br /> 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /> <br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me?<br /> <br /> You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?<br /> <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories</a>.<br />  <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?<br /> <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> <br /> Sweet dreams...<br /> <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">defda7fc-3941-40c4-a8a9-60b3f722b4b8</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2024 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371331/bs_its_not_the_shorts.mp3" length="31937539" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️
 
 So tune in, tune out, and enjoy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️<br /> <br /> So tune in, tune out, and enjoy this very true, very well-read, and VERY entertaining tale.<br /> <br /> 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?<br /> <br /> Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.<br /> <br /> 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes?<br /> <br /> It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact<br /> <br /> ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me?<br /> <br /> You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆<br /> <br /> Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?<br /> <br /> Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@anxietyaddictsbedtimestories</a>.<br />  <br /> Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?<br /> <br /> Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/<br /> <br /> Sweet dreams...<br /> <br /> xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief stories,chill out stories,embarassing moments,insomniacs,insomnia podcast,podcast for sleep,top ten podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>IS THAT BREAD?? AM I HIGH??</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-that-bread-am-i-high--63371349</link><description><![CDATA[When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8db43ea0-f6df-4b34-956f-a2ab0ecb7f72</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371349/is_that_bread_am_i_high.mp3" length="41924047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1661</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,get to sleep,high school stories,insomniacs,insomnia podcast,laugh out loud,stop doom scrolling,stories to get you to sleep,story telling podcast,top ten podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wicked Uber Healthy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wicked-uber-healthy--63371362</link><description><![CDATA[When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for.     Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs....   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan     <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">96f0f601-8e24-41a3-8233-b546d407e1ce</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371362/wicked_uber_healthy.mp3" length="38220553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for.     Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs....   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for.     Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs....   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan     <ul> <li> </li> </ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1506</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief stories,funny podcast,grown up bedtime stories,insomniacs,insomnia relief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>THAT American Pie -</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-american-pie--63371334</link><description><![CDATA[When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">918642b4-ebb1-480a-9812-804c53d50648</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 22:12:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371334/that_american_pie.mp3" length="33161324" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1295</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,funny podcast,grown up bedtime stories,stories for sleep,top ten,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Red Flags White Lights</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/red-flags-white-lights--63371353</link><description><![CDATA[When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b8fb045d-e0d8-4bed-bf56-40215f3bfb3d</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2024 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371353/red_flags_white_lights.mp3" length="40318457" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1594</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alien encounters,anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,desert life,funny podcast,funny podcasts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mrs. Davenport's Daughters</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mrs-davenport-s-daughters--63371318</link><description><![CDATA[When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">812b75fa-be07-410b-848e-99b8e0ad45ec</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2024 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371318/mrs_davenports_daughters.mp3" length="34493253" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,anxiety stories,college stories,help sleeping,insomniacs,insomnia help,insomnia stories,manhattan,new years stories,new york city stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When Natalie Met Sylvia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-natalie-met-sylvia--63371354</link><description><![CDATA[We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide! 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6d2a6f03-46bc-43d4-a9a7-940abbc36f1f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 19:53:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371354/when_natalie_met_sylvia.mp3" length="35218937" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide! 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1381</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,comedy,funny podcast,funny women,grown up bedtime stories,insomniacs,insomnia stories,sleep,top ten podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Lying Heart</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-lying-heart--63371367</link><description><![CDATA[When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">55b365e7-17ce-41ca-9d38-9a50f7bc1e6e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 21:43:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371367/your_lying_heart.mp3" length="37358679" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1470</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety stories,end of day relaxation,funny stories,funny stories for sleep,grown up bedtime stories,stop doom scrolling,stories to get you to sleep,true stories,ways to chill</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Falling In Love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/falling-in-love--63371403</link><description><![CDATA[When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2c89a387-06a8-4055-9983-9e465dc5b622</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 15:28:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371403/falling_in_love.mp3" length="36955241" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1540</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety stories,funny podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Book Smart</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/book-smart--63371370</link><description><![CDATA[When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia. Thank you, as always, to the brave and tortured souls who so generously share these wonderfully ridiculous stories. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c5a63532-f561-4509-9dee-337199aca841</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371370/book_smart.mp3" length="38142582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia. Thank you, as always, to the brave and tortured souls who so generously share these wonderfully ridiculous stories. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1503</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addicts bedtime storie,funny stories for sleep,high school stories,insomniacs,insomnia help,late night stories,stop doom scrolling,top ten podcast,true embarassing stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One For The Birds</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-for-the-birds--63371356</link><description><![CDATA[When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people are... Sorry, we should have just said that. Y'all rock for sending us these torrid and true tales and we couldn't be more grateful. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">502df0af-6412-411b-9abd-8fa604f05acb</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 03:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371356/one_for_the_birds.mp3" length="32828649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people are... Sorry, we should have just said that. Y'all rock for sending us these torrid and true tales and we couldn't be more grateful. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1282</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,funny podcast,good people,help sleeping,insomnia relief,social media cleanse,stop doom scrolling,top ten podcast,true podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Head Over Feet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/head-over-feet--63371378</link><description><![CDATA[When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self. Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bbfe1d59-dd60-4935-9f46-f6603a540ff7</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371378/head_over_feet.mp3" length="42279751" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self. Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1675</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult stories,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,bedtime pocast,best,best podcasts,funny bodycast,funny stories,grown up bedtime story,insomniacs,insomnia help,insomnia stories,relaxing podcast,top ten,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dog With A Bone</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dog-with-a-bone--63371339</link><description><![CDATA[Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER. So here you are, episode 60 of our BS! When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that everything in his relationship isn't perfect in the most (physically) painful way possible. Thank you SO SO MUCH to "Arty" for sending in this fabulously terrible tale, we are so happy to hear that everything healed just fine for you. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3395281e-882e-4596-9c37-879b3bf6d365</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371339/dog_with_a_bone.mp3" length="45740224" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER. So here you are, episode 60 of our BS! When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that everything in his relationship isn't perfect in the most (physically) painful way possible. Thank you SO SO MUCH to "Arty" for sending in this fabulously terrible tale, we are so happy to hear that everything healed just fine for you. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1820</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,anxiety stories,best friends,best podcasts,comedy,doom scrolling,funny podcasts,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia stories,mental health,relaxation help,stories to sleep,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NEVER Speak Of This Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/never-speak-of-this-again--63371343</link><description><![CDATA[When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊  Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience for ourselves. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8c7f270d-e1fc-4b0f-9bea-e717aea29792</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371343/never_speak_of_this_again.mp3" length="37642912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊  Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience for ourselves. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1482</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,funny podcast,insomniacs,insomnia stories,relaxing podcast,stories for sleep</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mama Said Knock You Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mama-said-knock-you-out--63371324</link><description><![CDATA[When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having someone just, like, accidentally witness them doing something amazing but also Jo's deep fear and anxiety about being watched. These girls are a mess but the story is fab. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7c87c03b-d0e0-440a-920e-379856c8333b</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 03:52:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371324/punch_out.mp3" length="41030492" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having someone just, like, accidentally witness them doing something amazing but also Jo's deep fear and anxiety about being watched. These girls are a mess but the story is fab. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1623</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety stories,can't sleep,doom scrolling,funny podcast,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia help,story telling podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Happens in Paris</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-happens-in-paris--63371364</link><description><![CDATA[When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby. Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship decisions when they were young. This is a sweet, fun story to remind us that we're all in this together.  🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck ! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5c1827e2-bad5-4f6d-807a-2d4c22ea56bc</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2024 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371364/what_happens_in_paris_2.mp3" length="47415634" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby. Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby. Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship decisions when they were young. This is a sweet, fun story to remind us that we're all in this together.  🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck ! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1889</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult stories,ambien,anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety podcast,anxiety relief,anxiety stories,funny podcast,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,love stories,stories to get you to sleep,true stories,xanax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Its Getting Hot In Here</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/its-getting-hot-in-here--63371408</link><description><![CDATA[When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop. And Jo raps on this one and it's just horrible. Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage of the event to the newsletter. Thank you, awesome listeners and fans, for your submissions and stars and reviews and for being absolutely fabulous! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0b377717-01d0-4f61-a982-e0983687f838</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2023 23:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371408/its_getting_hot_in_here.mp3" length="31055123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop. And Jo raps on this one and it's just horrible. Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop. And Jo raps on this one and it's just horrible. Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage of the event to the newsletter. Thank you, awesome listeners and fans, for your submissions and stars and reviews and for being absolutely fabulous! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime stories for adults,funny bedtime stories,funny podcast,funny stories,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,true podcast,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Secret Smile</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/secret-smile--63371409</link><description><![CDATA[A Tale As Old As Time... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding. Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/awkward family stuff can be.  Don't forget to like and subscribe! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9d0d8117-c241-4df5-a2e2-389960023059</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2023 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371409/secret_smile_121523_11_23_am.mp3" length="37237993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Tale As Old As Time... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding. Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/awkward family stuff can be.  Don't forget to like and subscribe! 🌈 Lost...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Tale As Old As Time... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding. Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/awkward family stuff can be.  Don't forget to like and subscribe! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1509</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime podcast,bedtime stories,bedtime stories for adults,funny podcast,funny stories,insomnia stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Held Hostel-ed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/held-hostel-ed--63371350</link><description><![CDATA[When Amanda finds herself suddenly single with the urge to move back home to the East Coast from California, she enlists an old childhood friend to join her on the road trip that changes her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d12ac353-af41-4efb-92dc-6a2cd41fd410</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2023 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371350/held_hostel_ed.mp3" length="40558804" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Amanda finds herself suddenly single with the urge to move back home to the East Coast from California, she enlists an old childhood friend to join her on the road trip that changes her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Amanda finds herself suddenly single with the urge to move back home to the East Coast from California, she enlists an old childhood friend to join her on the road trip that changes her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1675</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,funny memories,funny podcast,funny stories,insomnia,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,true podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Dish Best Served Cold</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-dish-best-served-cold--63371382</link><description><![CDATA[This super entertaining, viral story was originally posted on Reddit:   Posted by  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MeriMooMoo/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">u/MeriMooMoo</a>  10 days ago   When Phoebe gets dicked-over in the most insane way possible, she gets her revenge in a way that will give you sweet, sweet dreams.   Morgan and Jo gush over how much they loved this story which went viral on the internets.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4be24857-e36e-4b1b-a1e3-2d0d063995d9</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 22:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371382/a_dish_best_served_cold.mp3" length="39598209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This super entertaining, viral story was originally posted on Reddit:   Posted by  https://www.reddit.com/user/MeriMooMoo/  10 days ago   When Phoebe gets dicked-over in the most insane way possible, she gets her revenge in a way that will give you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This super entertaining, viral story was originally posted on Reddit:   Posted by  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MeriMooMoo/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">u/MeriMooMoo</a>  10 days ago   When Phoebe gets dicked-over in the most insane way possible, she gets her revenge in a way that will give you sweet, sweet dreams.   Morgan and Jo gush over how much they loved this story which went viral on the internets.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1622</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,dating stories,funny podcast,insomnia relief,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b59dbc376af543fa1f1de1e972ab9de1.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chock Full 'O Nuts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chock-full-o-nuts--63371329</link><description><![CDATA[When the only cure for Seth's ailment is making a bi-weekly "deposit" at his doctor's office, he runs into a situation that he has no choice but to run FROM. But, like all these wack-a-doo tales, it ends up having a positive influence on his life. He has cut all ties with Mercy Medical Center. Morgan and Jo discuss Morgan's testicular issues and have a solid laugh. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b0c731a4-e3f3-4032-9a99-6eb5ccb2fa89</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2023 23:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371329/chock_full_o_nuts.mp3" length="33555773" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When the only cure for Seth's ailment is making a bi-weekly "deposit" at his doctor's office, he runs into a situation that he has no choice but to run FROM. But, like all these wack-a-doo tales, it ends up having a positive influence on his life. He...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When the only cure for Seth's ailment is making a bi-weekly "deposit" at his doctor's office, he runs into a situation that he has no choice but to run FROM. But, like all these wack-a-doo tales, it ends up having a positive influence on his life. He has cut all ties with Mercy Medical Center. Morgan and Jo discuss Morgan's testicular issues and have a solid laugh. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1370</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime podcast,bedtime stories,can't sleep,doomscrolling,funny memories,funny podcast,funny stories,insomnia,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,medical stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Baby One More Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/baby-one-more-time--63371381</link><description><![CDATA[When Emery, a tough-as-nails doula, rushes to the birth of one of her clients, her night ends in an unexpected wing of the hospital. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">588fdf5d-5550-4eb6-90fd-68e22cbf3170</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2023 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371381/baby_one_more_time.mp3" length="32037557" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Emery, a tough-as-nails doula, rushes to the birth of one of her clients, her night ends in an unexpected wing of the hospital. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Emery, a tough-as-nails doula, rushes to the birth of one of her clients, her night ends in an unexpected wing of the hospital. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,birth stories,doula,funny podcast,funny stories,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Its A Man's World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/its-a-man-s-world--63371358</link><description><![CDATA[When Byron finally has his growth spurt, he feels like he's finally a man, until, well, he gets confronted with the consequences. Morgan and Jo discuss late bloomers and Thanksgiving in Italy.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">333cd7fc-079f-4e31-baf8-1910d3580eea</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2023 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371358/its_a_mans_world.mp3" length="38839613" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Byron finally has his growth spurt, he feels like he's finally a man, until, well, he gets confronted with the consequences. Morgan and Jo discuss late bloomers and Thanksgiving in Italy.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Byron finally has his growth spurt, he feels like he's finally a man, until, well, he gets confronted with the consequences. Morgan and Jo discuss late bloomers and Thanksgiving in Italy.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1591</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addict's,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,can't sleep,funny stories,home for the holidays,insomnia relief,insomnia stories,keep worrying,stop doom scrolling,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Something Fishy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/something-fishy--63371355</link><description><![CDATA[When Filliberto can't stomach his town's Spring celebration off the coast of Sicily, it turns out to be what saves him. Don't spoil it for yourself, but here's one of the true news stories of this event: <a href="https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/violent-fits-of-vomiting-and-dysentery-40-intoxicated-seafood-lunch-becomes-a-nightmare-yk34qq43" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/violent-fits-of-vomiting-and-dysentery-40-intoxicated-seafood-lunch-becomes-a-nightmare-yk34qq43</a> Morgan explains a bit about the Infiorata, or a celebration of the Corpus Domini feast. Jo gets annoyed at her dog who won't stop whining.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c4711e65-dc7d-4865-91d4-5b5869c8da8f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 05:17:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371355/something_fishy.mp3" length="37163179" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Filliberto can't stomach his town's Spring celebration off the coast of Sicily, it turns out to be what saves him. Don't spoil it for yourself, but here's one of the true news stories of this event:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Filliberto can't stomach his town's Spring celebration off the coast of Sicily, it turns out to be what saves him. Don't spoil it for yourself, but here's one of the true news stories of this event: <a href="https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/violent-fits-of-vomiting-and-dysentery-40-intoxicated-seafood-lunch-becomes-a-nightmare-yk34qq43" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/violent-fits-of-vomiting-and-dysentery-40-intoxicated-seafood-lunch-becomes-a-nightmare-yk34qq43</a> Morgan explains a bit about the Infiorata, or a celebration of the Corpus Domini feast. Jo gets annoyed at her dog who won't stop whining.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1521</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,anxiety,anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime podcast,bedtimestories,funny podcast,funny stories,memories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tootsie Baker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tootsie-baker--63371389</link><description><![CDATA[When Emma moves to Pittsburg and gets invited to a Friendsgiving with a volatile cat, she doesn't expect the night to be, well, life-changing. Morgan and Jo talk about absolutely nothing. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8cd87f30-e835-460f-87ab-ce175a486dc8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371389/tootsie_baker.mp3" length="38759992" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Emma moves to Pittsburg and gets invited to a Friendsgiving with a volatile cat, she doesn't expect the night to be, well, life-changing. Morgan and Jo talk about absolutely nothing. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Emma moves to Pittsburg and gets invited to a Friendsgiving with a volatile cat, she doesn't expect the night to be, well, life-changing. Morgan and Jo talk about absolutely nothing. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1587</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,bedtime,bedtime podcast,bedtime story,can't sleep,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia relief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ISN'T SHE LUCKY?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/isn-t-she-lucky--63371357</link><description><![CDATA[When Brooke finds herself alone in Paris on Thanksgiving with some... digestive issues, she's forced to admit to herself that she is, in fact, quite lucky. Morgan and Jo discuss size and Italians. :-) 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">89c568c5-15e4-4849-824d-7f41bc6a7a43</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371357/isnt_she_lucky.mp3" length="38410787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Brooke finds herself alone in Paris on Thanksgiving with some... digestive issues, she's forced to admit to herself that she is, in fact, quite lucky. Morgan and Jo discuss size and Italians. :-) 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Brooke finds herself alone in Paris on Thanksgiving with some... digestive issues, she's forced to admit to herself that she is, in fact, quite lucky. Morgan and Jo discuss size and Italians. :-) 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1573</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime podcast,bedtime stories,college,funny memories,funny stories,paris,smoking,student,thanksgiving,thanksgiving stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>UNBROKEN</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unbroken--63371365</link><description><![CDATA[When Abigail takes the fall of a lifetime and vows to reinvent herself, life takes an unexpected - and crazy coincidental - turn. Morgan and Jo discuss Jo's really bad geography skills and where the new stories are coming from. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e50c2f3f-f3e2-4599-98b1-28704fbbff20</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2023 22:43:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371365/unbroken.mp3" length="42208782" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Abigail takes the fall of a lifetime and vows to reinvent herself, life takes an unexpected - and crazy coincidental - turn. Morgan and Jo discuss Jo's really bad geography skills and where the new stories are coming from. 🌈 Lost your EarPods?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Abigail takes the fall of a lifetime and vows to reinvent herself, life takes an unexpected - and crazy coincidental - turn. Morgan and Jo discuss Jo's really bad geography skills and where the new stories are coming from. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1731</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,adult stories,anxiety,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,bedtime stories,can't sleep,funny stories,insomnia relief,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nobody Here But Us Chickens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nobody-here-but-us-chickens--63371372</link><description><![CDATA[When Erica tries to win over her prickly science teacher, going above and beyond lands her in the dog - sorry - chicken house. This is only explicit because we say some bad words. The content is so PG. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3dc1caa3-7d60-4c32-91ea-851f19c659ab</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371372/nobody_here_but_us_chickens.mp3" length="41692414" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Erica tries to win over her prickly science teacher, going above and beyond lands her in the dog - sorry - chicken house. This is only explicit because we say some bad words. The content is so PG. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Erica tries to win over her prickly science teacher, going above and beyond lands her in the dog - sorry - chicken house. This is only explicit because we say some bad words. The content is so PG. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1710</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,anxiety addicts,anxiety addict's bedtime stori,anxiety relief,chickens,embarassing moments,funny memories,funny stories,insomnia relief,middle school,nerds,school stories,teachers,true story</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Basic Instinct</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/basic-instinct--63371410</link><description><![CDATA[When Charlie gets invited to a bridal shower for a grungy co-worker, she's met with the surprise of a lifetime. And, that surprise pales in comparison to the one the Grandma got.  Also, Morgan and Jo discuss the bad decisions that they blame on their bad instincts.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fd39f1e5-f5bf-4d93-aa80-fe674eaa248e</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2023 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371410/basic_insinct.mp3" length="49084649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Charlie gets invited to a bridal shower for a grungy co-worker, she's met with the surprise of a lifetime. And, that surprise pales in comparison to the one the Grandma got.  Also, Morgan and Jo discuss the bad decisions that they blame on their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Charlie gets invited to a bridal shower for a grungy co-worker, she's met with the surprise of a lifetime. And, that surprise pales in comparison to the one the Grandma got.  Also, Morgan and Jo discuss the bad decisions that they blame on their bad instincts.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2018</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addict's bedtime stori,bedtime stories,bridal shower stories,funny stories,instincts,new york stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lock Stock And Barrel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lock-stock-and-barrel--63371328</link><description><![CDATA[When Gianni dreams of leaving Italy to study in New York, his fears of doing something stupid prove futile when he does something dumber than even he could have imagined. Morgan introduces the Italian word of the day and Jo can't handle it. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6308a35e-8670-4059-95e9-8f2979a6ed49</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2023 18:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371328/lock_stock_and_barrel.mp3" length="40907257" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Gianni dreams of leaving Italy to study in New York, his fears of doing something stupid prove futile when he does something dumber than even he could have imagined. Morgan introduces the Italian word of the day and Jo can't handle it. 🌈 Lost...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Gianni dreams of leaving Italy to study in New York, his fears of doing something stupid prove futile when he does something dumber than even he could have imagined. Morgan introduces the Italian word of the day and Jo can't handle it. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1677</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,anxiety addicts bedtime storie,bedtime podcast,can't sleep,funny stories,insomnia,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eye Of The Tiger</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eye-of-the-tiger--63371411</link><description><![CDATA[When Anna's therapist insists she gets a dog and brings it to her family's Thanksgiving, she has no idea what's coming... Also, Morgan and Jo discuss control issues and come to zero conclusions about anything. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9b168b77-a971-4c58-94fd-cf447d94c6da</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 16:23:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371411/eye_of_the_tiger.mp3" length="39339283" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Anna's therapist insists she gets a dog and brings it to her family's Thanksgiving, she has no idea what's coming... Also, Morgan and Jo discuss control issues and come to zero conclusions about anything. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Anna's therapist insists she gets a dog and brings it to her family's Thanksgiving, she has no idea what's coming... Also, Morgan and Jo discuss control issues and come to zero conclusions about anything. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1611</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny stories,grown-up bedtime stories,holidsay stories,insomnia,insomnia relief,thanksgiving stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Big Sick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-big-sick--63371379</link><description><![CDATA[When my Uncle Bill enlists in the military for duty during WWII, more of him comes out than he expects. Also, Morgan and Jo give their hot take on the defining moments of this generation. We're clearly brilliant. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b81bc747-bb0a-44a9-ac6b-8703dd6acb03</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371379/the_big_sick.mp3" length="43423162" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When my Uncle Bill enlists in the military for duty during WWII, more of him comes out than he expects. Also, Morgan and Jo give their hot take on the defining moments of this generation. We're clearly brilliant. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When my Uncle Bill enlists in the military for duty during WWII, more of him comes out than he expects. Also, Morgan and Jo give their hot take on the defining moments of this generation. We're clearly brilliant. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan    ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1782</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,hitchhiking stories,insomnia,the greatest generation,true stories,wwii stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Can't Always Get What You Want</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-can-t-always-get-what-you-want--63371369</link><description><![CDATA[When Andrea's Uncle Phillip comes to town, he turns her world into a party, accidentally teaching her some meaningful life lessons despite the chaos. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">40e2c159-e358-41d1-9603-05d488e3e386</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2023 22:23:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371369/you_cant_always_get_what_you_want.mp3" length="29600019" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Andrea's Uncle Phillip comes to town, he turns her world into a party, accidentally teaching her some meaningful life lessons despite the chaos. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Andrea's Uncle Phillip comes to town, he turns her world into a party, accidentally teaching her some meaningful life lessons despite the chaos. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1206</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety relief,can't sleep,family stories,funny stories,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia relief,italian girl stories,new jersey stories,new york stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Anxiety Addict's History Lesson &amp; WELCOME Morgan!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-anxiety-addict-s-history-lesson-welcome-morgan--63371332</link><description><![CDATA[How did we get here? (In your ears, not on this planet, that's another podcast.) And a HUGE welcome to Morgan Walsh!  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">83bc0e2e-1d8a-4e5b-8abc-f5edc508e7fc</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2023 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371332/aabs_history_lesson.mp3" length="41870465" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How did we get here? (In your ears, not on this planet, that's another podcast.) And a HUGE welcome to Morgan Walsh!  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How did we get here? (In your ears, not on this planet, that's another podcast.) And a HUGE welcome to Morgan Walsh!  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1717</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,comedy stories,insomnia,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A River Runs Through It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-river-runs-through-it--63371380</link><description><![CDATA[THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE FABULOUS STORIES! When Josephine flies back from an extended caretaking stint, she gets a little too, um, relaxed on the flight. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7f6f9e3-b02b-432b-bfcf-82037ac3dd13</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2023 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371380/a_river_runs_through_it.mp3" length="30947310" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE FABULOUS STORIES! When Josephine flies back from an extended caretaking stint, she gets a little too, um, relaxed on the flight. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE FABULOUS STORIES! When Josephine flies back from an extended caretaking stint, she gets a little too, um, relaxed on the flight. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1262</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane stories,anxiety,anxiety addicts,can't sleep,funny podcast,funny stories,insomnia,podcast companion,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I am A Rock. I am An Iiiiiilaaaand</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-am-a-rock-i-am-an-iiiiiilaaaand--63371391</link><description><![CDATA[WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. Seriously. Like, deep, real, and would totally save your drowning butt (in shallow water) kind of love. THANK YOU for these stories! This one is about Robbie, who really likes being alone... until... well.... he doesn't. Rate and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and submit your own stories anonymously in 3 minutes (or less!) on <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com</a>  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">85843094-27f9-49d6-9cb2-86db73f1e6f8</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371391/i_am_a_rock_i_am_an_iiiiiilaaaand.mp3" length="25938467" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. Seriously. Like, deep, real, and would totally save your drowning butt (in shallow water) kind of love. THANK YOU for these stories! This one is about Robbie, who really likes being alone... until... well.... he doesn't. Rate...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. Seriously. Like, deep, real, and would totally save your drowning butt (in shallow water) kind of love. THANK YOU for these stories! This one is about Robbie, who really likes being alone... until... well.... he doesn't. Rate and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and submit your own stories anonymously in 3 minutes (or less!) on <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com</a>  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1053</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,anxiety,bachelor parties,bedtime stories,can't sleep,funny stories,insomnia,so tired,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scent and Sensibility</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scent-and-sensibility--63371384</link><description><![CDATA[When Charlotte falls in teenage love with both Dylan and the SMELL of Dylan, her nose sort of... betrays her. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f6820f59-7038-49b3-9e78-6f9082c9ea73</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371384/scent_and_sensibility.mp3" length="28999412" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Charlotte falls in teenage love with both Dylan and the SMELL of Dylan, her nose sort of... betrays her. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Charlotte falls in teenage love with both Dylan and the SMELL of Dylan, her nose sort of... betrays her. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1181</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety addicts,anxiety relief,bedtime stories,can't sleep,comedy,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia,tired,true stories,worried</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sorry, Holly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorry-holly--63371337</link><description><![CDATA[When Holly tries to fix a female problem she makes it much, much worse. She, unfortunately, takes a turn that marks a day her family will never forget. Thank you thank you guys for these awesome/horrible stories. We love you.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d6a0d563-c24b-4a16-83d3-01d976922824</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2023 03:39:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371337/sorry_holly.mp3" length="24324099" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Holly tries to fix a female problem she makes it much, much worse. She, unfortunately, takes a turn that marks a day her family will never forget. Thank you thank you guys for these awesome/horrible stories. We love you.  🌈 Lost your EarPods?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Holly tries to fix a female problem she makes it much, much worse. She, unfortunately, takes a turn that marks a day her family will never forget. Thank you thank you guys for these awesome/horrible stories. We love you.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>986</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,funny stories,high school stories,insomnia,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pretty Fly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pretty-fly--63371387</link><description><![CDATA[When Ricky applies for a job at her local airport for the free flight benefit, she winds up sharing much more of herself than she anticipated. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2113a0c5-ad24-4fc4-b87b-4ba95614d77e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2023 03:28:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371387/pretty_fly.mp3" length="27825132" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Ricky applies for a job at her local airport for the free flight benefit, she winds up sharing much more of herself than she anticipated. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Ricky applies for a job at her local airport for the free flight benefit, she winds up sharing much more of herself than she anticipated. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1160</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport stories,anxiety,anxiety addict's,bedtime stories,funny stories,insomnia,true stories,workplace comedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Its Not The Shorts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/its-not-the-shorts--63371412</link><description><![CDATA[When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. Thank you everyone for submitting your stories! Please keep them coming (totally anonymously!) On <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com</a> 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">68b2210f-3b93-4b2b-b398-18c154169aa3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 17:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371412/its_not_the_shorts.mp3" length="30529539" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. Thank you everyone for submitting your stories! Please keep them coming (totally anonymously!)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. Thank you everyone for submitting your stories! Please keep them coming (totally anonymously!) On <a href="https://www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com</a> 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,bedtime stories,comedy,cricket,india,marriage,new beginnings,travel,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You're Not Crazy.. There's Just Something Weird In Your Bed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-not-crazy-there-s-just-something-weird-in-your-bed--63371340</link><description><![CDATA[When Jo's nightmares have... nightmares. This one is short and sweet and particularly dumb. Enjoy. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">34d52297-e158-44f7-b9a5-eb16f92feb49</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371340/youre_not_crazy.mp3" length="13514651" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jo's nightmares have... nightmares. This one is short and sweet and particularly dumb. Enjoy. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jo's nightmares have... nightmares. This one is short and sweet and particularly dumb. Enjoy. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtimestories,funnystories,insomnia,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kimberly is NOT An Actress</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kimberly-is-not-an-actress--63371413</link><description><![CDATA[When Kimberly and her husband plan a night out at their local theater, Kim ends up taking on a role she certainly wasn't prepared for.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d3748c15-d604-426b-80c1-f66b9d6482a3</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 22:29:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371413/kimberly_is_not_an_actress.mp3" length="21952620" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Kimberly and her husband plan a night out at their local theater, Kim ends up taking on a role she certainly wasn't prepared for.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Kimberly and her husband plan a night out at their local theater, Kim ends up taking on a role she certainly wasn't prepared for.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>887</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,anxiety,bedtime stories,comedy,insomnia,rescue dogs,small towns,theater,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Riya Got Her Groove Back</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-riya-got-her-groove-back--63371388</link><description><![CDATA[When Riya's horoscope pushes her to expand her horizons, she finds herself at a pole dancing studio, and then someplace totally unexpected, and then she gets her groove back 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">194b84d9-97d8-427d-89bc-1ccb711b0c4d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2023 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371388/riya_and_her_lion.mp3" length="28995023" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Riya's horoscope pushes her to expand her horizons, she finds herself at a pole dancing studio, and then someplace totally unexpected, and then she gets her groove back 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Riya's horoscope pushes her to expand her horizons, she finds herself at a pole dancing studio, and then someplace totally unexpected, and then she gets her groove back 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1181</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultstories,anxiety,bedtimestories,comedy,insomnia,truestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All Tied Up</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-tied-up--63371385</link><description><![CDATA[Thank you hilarious listeners for all of these fab stories! We LOVE you so please, keep 'em coming. When Peyton tries to save her relationship before college graduation, she finds herself, well, roped into an uncomfortable situation.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5c58ab6d-d721-469a-9084-cc6c73c26d2e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 16:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371385/alllll_tied_up.mp3" length="24997638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thank you hilarious listeners for all of these fab stories! We LOVE you so please, keep 'em coming. When Peyton tries to save her relationship before college graduation, she finds herself, well, roped into an uncomfortable situation.  🌈 Lost your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thank you hilarious listeners for all of these fab stories! We LOVE you so please, keep 'em coming. When Peyton tries to save her relationship before college graduation, she finds herself, well, roped into an uncomfortable situation.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1042</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult stories,anxiety,bedtimestories,college stories,funny stories,insomnia,sex stories,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Blind Date With Dustin Hoffman</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-blind-date-with-dustin-hoffman--63371386</link><description><![CDATA[When Jack takes his new sort-of-girlfriend to a rockstar's Halloween party in 1981, his evening ends up very differently than he imagined. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3d3ca9df-f7bf-44d3-bde9-99f4f382eb82</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371386/a_blind_date_with_dustin_hoffman.mp3" length="25194520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jack takes his new sort-of-girlfriend to a rockstar's Halloween party in 1981, his evening ends up very differently than he imagined. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jack takes his new sort-of-girlfriend to a rockstar's Halloween party in 1981, his evening ends up very differently than he imagined. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1022</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,comedy,grown up bedtime stories,insomnia,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grandma Lucy Will NOT Be Visiting Riley In Prison</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/grandma-lucy-will-not-be-visiting-riley-in-prison--63371395</link><description><![CDATA[When Kyle's mother-in-law comes to "help" after her 4th baby is born, their relationship comes to an unexpected resolution, by way of law enforcement.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c52c35b9-53ac-4d08-bb4d-4b43e98f855e</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2023 01:53:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371395/grandma_lucy_will_not_be_visiting_riley_in_prison.mp3" length="23000234" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Kyle's mother-in-law comes to "help" after her 4th baby is born, their relationship comes to an unexpected resolution, by way of law enforcement.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Kyle's mother-in-law comes to "help" after her 4th baby is born, their relationship comes to an unexpected resolution, by way of law enforcement.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>931</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult bedtime stories,adventure,anxiety,baby,bedtime stories,chicago,comedy,cops,in laws,insomnia,mother in law,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Shayna Broke Her You-Know-What</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-shayna-broke-her-you-know-what--63371390</link><description><![CDATA[Trust us when we tell you that there is a real woman out there who wishes this story weren't true. When Shayna goes on a date ready to seal the deal with the guy she's falling for, she takes a different kind of fall.  Explicit because how could you blame her?? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9daa4416-6efb-4d2d-b6c5-494d44cc971d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2023 04:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371390/how_shayna_broke_her_you_know_what.mp3" length="17975717" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Trust us when we tell you that there is a real woman out there who wishes this story weren't true. When Shayna goes on a date ready to seal the deal with the guy she's falling for, she takes a different kind of fall.  Explicit because how could you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Trust us when we tell you that there is a real woman out there who wishes this story weren't true. When Shayna goes on a date ready to seal the deal with the guy she's falling for, she takes a different kind of fall.  Explicit because how could you blame her?? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>721</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biking,breakup,dating,hiking,los angeles,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-peter-arrorio-is-single-read-by-cooper-barnes--63371399</link><description><![CDATA[Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ae9c3c96-a7c3-4b14-b87f-d8b10fc52afe</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2023 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371399/why_peter_arrorio_is_single_read_by_cooper_barnes.mp3" length="21670623" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>892</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,child actor,comedy,insomnia,sleeplessness,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-that-kind-of-emergency-read-by-bruce-wexler--63371414</link><description><![CDATA[Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8061b6a5-f1ed-42d2-86e4-dd3b693b499a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2023 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371414/not_that_kind_of_emergency.mp3" length="25131095" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1036</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>411,911,bedtime stories,boomers,comedy,insomnia,true stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/naked-and-annoyed-read-by-sitara-falcon--63371392</link><description><![CDATA[Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fe69c05b-f4f9-49b3-8937-c366df0a8502</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:04:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371392/naked_and_annoyed_read_by_sitara_falcon.mp3" length="24679574" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.  🌈 Lost your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1001</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adventure,cowgirl,friends,horses,naked,riding,trail</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/welcome-to-anxiety-addict-s-bedtime-stories-read-by-fish--63371400</link><description><![CDATA[KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0a2e589a-57a8-4077-a7d9-67d25a4528fa</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2023 04:42:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371400/welcome_to_anxiety_addicts_bedtime_stories.mp3" length="3580304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,adult bedtime story,anxiety addict's,bedtime stories,grown - up,grown up bedtime story,welcome</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>THERE'S A CAT IN THE WALL</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/there-s-a-cat-in-the-wall--63371347</link><description><![CDATA[The title sort of explains itself. But then it happened again... Kind of... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">83982dc3-a0a2-45a0-8162-d53b4d1184be</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2023 03:52:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371347/theres_a_cat_in_the_wall.mp3" length="17846296" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The title sort of explains itself. But then it happened again... Kind of... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The title sort of explains itself. But then it happened again... Kind of... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>712</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cat,cat in the wall,pets,sisters,stoned</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>World's Shortest Affair</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/world-s-shortest-affair--63371359</link><description><![CDATA[In the 90s, Mitzy lands her dream job as an international flight attendant and begrudgingly plays a role in the world's shortest affair... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eec8fea8-a6a6-42f5-b9f4-ad8169b98fb4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2023 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371359/the_worlds_shortest_affair.mp3" length="14351112" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the 90s, Mitzy lands her dream job as an international flight attendant and begrudgingly plays a role in the world's shortest affair... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the 90s, Mitzy lands her dream job as an international flight attendant and begrudgingly plays a role in the world's shortest affair... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>567</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>affair,airlines,american,flight,flight attendant,love,lufthansa,travel,united</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Love Means Never Having To Say, "I Super-glued My Eye Shut."</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-means-never-having-to-say-i-super-glued-my-eye-shut--63371396</link><description><![CDATA[It's 1997. Masie has her first date planned with her crush, Billy, when something goes terribly wrong. Her parents still have the phone.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">70300895-a062-400a-a7be-59bcbd8e80ce</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371396/love_means_never_having_to_say_i_superglued_my_eye_shut.mp3" length="13846427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's 1997. Masie has her first date planned with her crush, Billy, when something goes terribly wrong. Her parents still have the phone.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's 1997. Masie has her first date planned with her crush, Billy, when something goes terribly wrong. Her parents still have the phone.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,first date,men in black,movie night,superglue,young love</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The $50,000 Poop</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-50-000-poop--63371398</link><description><![CDATA[When Natalie meets a hot Australian on the Sunset Strip, not everyone wakes up the next day smelling like roses. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">55edb753-eb02-4d96-97b4-3f87abd04536</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371398/the_50000_poop.mp3" length="15820657" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Natalie meets a hot Australian on the Sunset Strip, not everyone wakes up the next day smelling like roses. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Natalie meets a hot Australian on the Sunset Strip, not everyone wakes up the next day smelling like roses. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>628</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>hotel,lakers game,los angeles,rugby,sunset strip</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't I Know You From Somewhere - Read By Meghan Falcone</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-i-know-you-from-somewhere-read-by-meghan-falcone--63371416</link><description><![CDATA[Actress, writer and producer, Meghan Falcone (Unprisoned, Bromates) reads the story of Michelle, who is absolutely positively sure how she knows her dining companion... until she isn't.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0e6e9d51-d6a2-47a0-b1ad-5fd486139479</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 04:29:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371416/dont_i_know_you_from_somewhere.mp3" length="14458319" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Actress, writer and producer, Meghan Falcone (Unprisoned, Bromates) reads the story of Michelle, who is absolutely positively sure how she knows her dining companion... until she isn't.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Actress, writer and producer, Meghan Falcone (Unprisoned, Bromates) reads the story of Michelle, who is absolutely positively sure how she knows her dining companion... until she isn't.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actress,dinner date,los angeles,survival job</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Kind Of Indecent Proposal - Read By Kosha Patel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-kind-of-indecent-proposal-read-by-kosha-patel--63371363</link><description><![CDATA[Our guest Kosha Patel (Beavis and Butthead, While You Were Breeding) reads the story of Jenny who proposed marriage to her long-distance lover... over Zoom...  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">94bd8033-c6dc-4f7e-9d7d-0263eb4ce1de</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2023 21:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371363/a_kind_of_indecent_proposal_read_by_kosha_patel.mp3" length="19986038" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our guest Kosha Patel (Beavis and Butthead, While You Were Breeding) reads the story of Jenny who proposed marriage to her long-distance lover... over Zoom...  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our guest Kosha Patel (Beavis and Butthead, While You Were Breeding) reads the story of Jenny who proposed marriage to her long-distance lover... over Zoom...  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>802</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime story,long distance relationship,love,paris,single,travel,who wants to be a millionaire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Best Weiner</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-best-weiner--63371361</link><description><![CDATA[When Jamie tries to bring comfort to her elderly dog, she accidentally takes it one step too far... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c67177be-ecb4-493a-99b3-5d2f1fe67010</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2023 20:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371361/the_best_weiner.mp3" length="10642143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jamie tries to bring comfort to her elderly dog, she accidentally takes it one step too far... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jamie tries to bring comfort to her elderly dog, she accidentally takes it one step too far... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>412</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime story,comedy,daschund,dog love,kids party</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ressurection Mary</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ressurection-mary--63371418</link><description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: This is a ghost story. Not a super scary one, but, if it's gonna keep you up, listen to You're Never Fully Dressed instead. That one is funny. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7861c5d-e1c2-4197-85ba-d2bd5e0a2552</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 05:19:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371418/ressurection_mary.mp3" length="14585588" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Disclaimer: This is a ghost story. Not a super scary one, but, if it's gonna keep you up, listen to You're Never Fully Dressed instead. That one is funny. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Disclaimer: This is a ghost story. Not a super scary one, but, if it's gonna keep you up, listen to You're Never Fully Dressed instead. That one is funny. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>577</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicago,ghost story,ressurection mary</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Look Both Ways</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/look-both-ways--63371368</link><description><![CDATA[When Jackie and Eddie accidentally dose themselves on pot brownies, getting home is an... adventure? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b1444588-409d-4aeb-a782-b497d2deb961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371368/look_both_ways.mp3" length="15956076" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jackie and Eddie accidentally dose themselves on pot brownies, getting home is an... adventure? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jackie and Eddie accidentally dose themselves on pot brownies, getting home is an... adventure? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>634</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brownies,crosswalk,houston street,moving,new york,noho,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Give Love A Bad Name</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-give-love-a-bad-name--63371417</link><description><![CDATA[Jilly's New York City acting debut lands her on a dating show and possibly the most absurd introduction to the music of the great Jon BonJovi... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7dc46eb7-6e49-49e1-858d-433befa55905</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 00:41:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371417/you_give_love_a_bad_name.mp3" length="18238760" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jilly's New York City acting debut lands her on a dating show and possibly the most absurd introduction to the music of the great Jon BonJovi... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jilly's New York City acting debut lands her on a dating show and possibly the most absurd introduction to the music of the great Jon BonJovi... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>729</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actress,bon jovi,change of heart,dating,dating show,music,new jersey,new york,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Never Fully Dressed Without A...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/never-fully-dressed-without-a--63371401</link><description><![CDATA[Bart is ecstatic when he's invited to the wedding of the century but takes an accidental wrong turn in his quest to be culturally sensitive... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8a785f86-0d1e-4805-a27d-b2db073aff35</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2023 04:07:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371401/never_fully_dressed_without_a.mp3" length="14991844" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bart is ecstatic when he's invited to the wedding of the century but takes an accidental wrong turn in his quest to be culturally sensitive... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bart is ecstatic when he's invited to the wedding of the century but takes an accidental wrong turn in his quest to be culturally sensitive... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime story,embarrassing,fashion,friends,funny,indian wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Where A German Draws The Line</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-a-german-draws-the-line--63371393</link><description><![CDATA[Milita is super smart, super serious, super in control... so how did she get herself in this super bananas situation? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c6a1c53b-3b01-4498-97ff-1f36f2cab80a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371393/where_a_german_draws_the_line.mp3" length="17345999" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Milita is super smart, super serious, super in control... so how did she get herself in this super bananas situation? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Milita is super smart, super serious, super in control... so how did she get herself in this super bananas situation? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>692</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abroad,beach parties,costa rica,danger,germany,relationships,travel,twins</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Someone Has To Be The Last To Know</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/someone-has-to-be-the-last-to-know--63371421</link><description><![CDATA[When Jo's day shifts at a dive bar are interrupted by some interesting noises from upstairs, it takes her a little too long to figure out the culprit.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d41be104-76b0-4609-9a0e-39d75860e221</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2023 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371421/someone_has_to_be_the_last_to_know.mp3" length="17097104" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Jo's day shifts at a dive bar are interrupted by some interesting noises from upstairs, it takes her a little too long to figure out the culprit.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Jo's day shifts at a dive bar are interrupted by some interesting noises from upstairs, it takes her a little too long to figure out the culprit.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>681</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bar stories,bartending,dive bar,mistress nikki,new york city,west village</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This Is Why We Dont Go Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-is-why-we-dont-go-out--63371420</link><description><![CDATA[When Sonia is invited to yet another baby/bridal/puppy shower, she certainly isn't expecting this.  *Explicit because there's a well-deserved F-bomb. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b562a228-1845-4d98-99e9-43485ef3d02f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2023 03:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371420/this_is_why_we_dont_go_out.mp3" length="14966077" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Sonia is invited to yet another baby/bridal/puppy shower, she certainly isn't expecting this.  *Explicit because there's a well-deserved F-bomb. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Sonia is invited to yet another baby/bridal/puppy shower, she certainly isn't expecting this.  *Explicit because there's a well-deserved F-bomb. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>582</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby shower,dating,gay neighbor,los angeles,surprise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shabbat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shabbat--63371397</link><description><![CDATA[Aleks wonders why the Shabbat dinners stopped... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">420648dd-947d-4ce5-bbfe-9bca077aac48</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2023 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371397/shabbat.mp3" length="15812444" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Aleks wonders why the Shabbat dinners stopped... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aleks wonders why the Shabbat dinners stopped... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>617</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>conversion,dense,dinner,judiasm,marriage,shabbat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That is NOT What Happened</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-is-not-what-happened--63371406</link><description><![CDATA[Much to Cecilia's chagrin, her husband Robert insists on setting up a co-worker, who ends up having a little too much in common with his date... 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">15e97c1f-a58a-478b-979b-5d060a653ea4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2023 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371406/that_is_not_what_happened.mp3" length="16537248" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Much to Cecilia's chagrin, her husband Robert insists on setting up a co-worker, who ends up having a little too much in common with his date... 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Much to Cecilia's chagrin, her husband Robert insists on setting up a co-worker, who ends up having a little too much in common with his date... 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>658</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime story,dating,dinner date,embarassing,outdoorsy,set-up,true story</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Taken... In Argentina</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/taken-in-argentina--63371375</link><description><![CDATA[On a guy's trip to Argentina, our buddy Derek discovers that his best friend Rich has become obsessed with the Liam Niesson movie, Taken. So what happens when Rich's paranoia turns out to be.... deserved?  <ul> <li>Explicit because there's an F bomb.</li> </ul> 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck ! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? Its SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">38aac413-c01b-4fbc-bd98-c7b644a636b4</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/clrtpod.com/m/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63371375/taken_in_argentina.mp3" length="21583329" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jo Newman &amp; Morgan Walsh</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a guy's trip to Argentina, our buddy Derek discovers that his best friend Rich has become obsessed with the Liam Niesson movie, Taken. So what happens when Rich's paranoia turns out to be.... deserved?   
- Explicit because there's an F bomb. 
 🌈...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a guy's trip to Argentina, our buddy Derek discovers that his best friend Rich has become obsessed with the Liam Niesson movie, Taken. So what happens when Rich's paranoia turns out to be.... deserved?  <ul> <li>Explicit because there's an F bomb.</li> </ul> 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck ! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?<br /> 👄 Have one to tell?<br /> ⏰ Only have three minutes? Its SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?<br /> 👀 Is it annoying?<br /> 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo &amp; Morgan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,bedtime stories,comedy,funny stories,liam neeson,personal stories,relaxing,travel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/259e0404b8095d7e927fbc0ec978cc1c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
