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The episode focuses on casual chat, personal anecdotes, interaction with live listeners, behind-the-scenes details about his podcasting setup, and quite a bit of Vinny the dog content (who steals the show in his own sleepy way). 🔑 Key Themes and Segments: 💤 Podcast Intent and Setup:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners the purpose is to relax and help people drift off to sleep.</li><li>Encourages safe listening: only close your eyes if it’s safe to do so.</li><li>Mentions availability of the podcast in various formats: 5/10-hour versions, with/without music.</li><li>Lists platforms: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook group.</li></ul>🎥 TikTok + Live Setup:<br /><ul><li>Simultaneously records the podcast while streaming live on TikTok.</li><li>Frequently interacts with live viewers, answers comments, and acknowledges gifts and followers.</li><li>Talks about the technical challenges of uploading and editing his video/audio using slow internet.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog:<br /><ul><li>Vinny plays a big role throughout—Jason adjusts camera angles to include him.</li><li>Describes Vinny’s quirky personality: refusing to be picked up, climbing near Jason but staying just out of reach.</li><li>Jason brainstorms adding a "Vinny Cam" for future recordings.</li><li>Vinny makes noise, drinks water, and generally exists as a peaceful but unpredictable background presence.</li></ul>📶 Broadband Upgrade:<br /><ul><li>Excited about new internet provider offering 700 Mbps.</li><li>Compares painfully slow current upload speeds with upcoming speeds (~5 hours down to ~5 minutes).</li><li>Talks through calculations, jokingly, to figure out how fast uploads might become.</li></ul>📦 Life Updates &amp; Anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Random story about hurting his back while walking with Vinny and a neighbor.</li><li>Mentions new wall decorations and rearranging his living room setup for better video background.</li><li>Reflects on being single, past relationships, and possibly having an unknown child somewhere (!).</li></ul>📺 YouTube &amp; Self-Watching:<br /><ul><li>Confesses to watching his own videos to fall asleep.</li><li>Notes that even he finds his droning voice sleep-inducing.</li><li>Talks about uploading workflow and how he uses YouTube to compress videos.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing Chat (Extensive Segment):<br /><ul><li>Talks at length about boxing schedules, upcoming fights, and favorite fighters.</li><li>Complains about fragmented broadcasting rights across apps like DAZN, Sky, and Paramount+.</li><li>Wishes all boxing were centralized on one platform.</li><li>Discusses male vs. female boxing: praises female fighters for always showing up to fight.</li><li>Name-drops many boxers: Clarissa Shields, Lauren Price, Nick Ball, Josh Kelly, etc.</li><li>Predicts big things for rising stars like Moses Ituma.</li><li>Shares personal opinions on UK/US boxing popularity and challenges of promotion.</li></ul>🎭 Audience Interaction:<br /><ul><li>Responds to questions (some serious, some playful):<ul><li>Pronouns? “Don’t really have any.”</li><li>Do you have kids? “No, but maybe a child somewhere…”</li><li>Are you single? “Yes.”</li></ul></li><li>Responds humorously to gift senders and odd questions.</li><li>Comments on strange TikTok usernames and quirky messages.</li></ul>🧠 Notable Jason-isms &amp; Vibes:<br /><ul><li>Self-deprecating, friendly tone.</li><li>Casual pacing designed for relaxation.</li><li>Quirky, stream-of-consciousness reflections on everything from broadband math to sports broadcasting empires.</li><li>Lots of real-time updates on Vinny’s movement, snoring, licking, and general adorableness.</li></ul>📦 Bonus Details:<br /><ul><li>Mentions being a beta tester for DAZN back in 2019.</li><li>Talks about historic fights and champions.</li><li>Mentions an old story about attending a Pavarotti concert in the rain in Hyde Park in the ‘90s.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Closing Message: Jason ends with his signature encouragement: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.” Vinny wraps things up noisily by drinking a ton of water, signaling to Jason it’s probably time for a walk.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69710314</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 19:49:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69710314/no_music_1549_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_jason_newland_30th_january_2026.mp3" length="47299495" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 30th January 2026

In this relaxed, meandering episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland combines his signature stream-of-consciousness style with an impromptu live TikTok broadcast. The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>#1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 30th January 2026</b><br /><br />In this relaxed, meandering episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland combines his signature stream-of-consciousness style with an impromptu live TikTok broadcast. The episode focuses on casual chat, personal anecdotes, interaction with live listeners, behind-the-scenes details about his podcasting setup, and quite a bit of Vinny the dog content (who steals the show in his own sleepy way). 🔑 Key Themes and Segments: 💤 Podcast Intent and Setup:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners the purpose is to relax and help people drift off to sleep.</li><li>Encourages safe listening: only close your eyes if it’s safe to do so.</li><li>Mentions availability of the podcast in various formats: 5/10-hour versions, with/without music.</li><li>Lists platforms: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook group.</li></ul>🎥 TikTok + Live Setup:<br /><ul><li>Simultaneously records the podcast while streaming live on TikTok.</li><li>Frequently interacts with live viewers, answers comments, and acknowledges gifts and followers.</li><li>Talks about the technical challenges of uploading and editing his video/audio using slow internet.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog:<br /><ul><li>Vinny plays a big role throughout—Jason adjusts camera angles to include him.</li><li>Describes Vinny’s quirky personality: refusing to be picked up, climbing near Jason but staying just out of reach.</li><li>Jason brainstorms adding a "Vinny Cam" for future recordings.</li><li>Vinny makes noise, drinks water, and generally exists as a peaceful but unpredictable background presence.</li></ul>📶 Broadband Upgrade:<br /><ul><li>Excited about new internet provider offering 700 Mbps.</li><li>Compares painfully slow current upload speeds with upcoming speeds (~5 hours down to ~5 minutes).</li><li>Talks through calculations, jokingly, to figure out how fast uploads might become.</li></ul>📦 Life Updates &amp; Anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Random story about hurting his back while walking with Vinny and a neighbor.</li><li>Mentions new wall decorations and rearranging his living room setup for better video background.</li><li>Reflects on being single, past relationships, and possibly having an unknown child somewhere (!).</li></ul>📺 YouTube &amp; Self-Watching:<br /><ul><li>Confesses to watching his own videos to fall asleep.</li><li>Notes that even he finds his droning voice sleep-inducing.</li><li>Talks about uploading workflow and how he uses YouTube to compress videos.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing Chat (Extensive Segment):<br /><ul><li>Talks at length about boxing schedules, upcoming fights, and favorite fighters.</li><li>Complains about fragmented broadcasting rights across apps like DAZN, Sky, and Paramount+.</li><li>Wishes all boxing were centralized on one platform.</li><li>Discusses male vs. female boxing: praises female fighters for always showing up to fight.</li><li>Name-drops many boxers: Clarissa Shields, Lauren Price, Nick Ball, Josh Kelly, etc.</li><li>Predicts big things for rising stars like Moses Ituma.</li><li>Shares personal opinions on UK/US boxing popularity and challenges of promotion.</li></ul>🎭 Audience Interaction:<br /><ul><li>Responds to questions (some serious, some playful):<ul><li>Pronouns? “Don’t really have any.”</li><li>Do you have kids? “No, but maybe a child somewhere…”</li><li>Are you single? “Yes.”</li></ul></li><li>Responds humorously to gift senders and odd questions.</li><li>Comments on strange TikTok usernames and quirky messages.</li></ul>🧠 Notable Jason-isms &amp; Vibes:<br /><ul><li>Self-deprecating, friendly tone.</li><li>Casual pacing designed for relaxation.</li><li>Quirky, stream-of-consciousness reflections on everything from broadband math to sports broadcasting empires.</li><li>Lots of real-time updates on Vinny’s movement, snoring, licking, and general adorableness.</li></ul>📦 Bonus Details:<br /><ul><li>Mentions being a beta tester for DAZN back in...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5913</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,background,bedtime,bore,consciousness,jason,let,me,newland,noise,of,podcast,relaxing,sleep,stories,stream,talk,to,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/31d7bcd407b38018089f5319013b81d9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(Overnight / Voice Only) #1550 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/overnight-voice-only-1550-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-jason-newland--69757379</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69757379</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69757379/overnight_voice_only_1550_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_jason_newland.mp3" length="281921003" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>35240</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a3494b8ce3a2fed9f578cb0e427ae95f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(Overnight - Voice Only) #1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/overnight-voice-only-1549-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-jason-newland--69710311</link><description><![CDATA[<b>#1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 30th January 2026</b><br /><br />In this relaxed, meandering episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland combines his signature stream-of-consciousness style with an impromptu live TikTok broadcast. The episode focuses on casual chat, personal anecdotes, interaction with live listeners, behind-the-scenes details about his podcasting setup, and quite a bit of Vinny the dog content (who steals the show in his own sleepy way). 🔑 Key Themes and Segments: 💤 Podcast Intent and Setup:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners the purpose is to relax and help people drift off to sleep.</li><li>Encourages safe listening: only close your eyes if it’s safe to do so.</li><li>Mentions availability of the podcast in various formats: 5/10-hour versions, with/without music.</li><li>Lists platforms: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook group.</li></ul>🎥 TikTok + Live Setup:<br /><ul><li>Simultaneously records the podcast while streaming live on TikTok.</li><li>Frequently interacts with live viewers, answers comments, and acknowledges gifts and followers.</li><li>Talks about the technical challenges of uploading and editing his video/audio using slow internet.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog:<br /><ul><li>Vinny plays a big role throughout—Jason adjusts camera angles to include him.</li><li>Describes Vinny’s quirky personality: refusing to be picked up, climbing near Jason but staying just out of reach.</li><li>Jason brainstorms adding a "Vinny Cam" for future recordings.</li><li>Vinny makes noise, drinks water, and generally exists as a peaceful but unpredictable background presence.</li></ul>📶 Broadband Upgrade:<br /><ul><li>Excited about new internet provider offering 700 Mbps.</li><li>Compares painfully slow current upload speeds with upcoming speeds (~5 hours down to ~5 minutes).</li><li>Talks through calculations, jokingly, to figure out how fast uploads might become.</li></ul>📦 Life Updates &amp; Anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Random story about hurting his back while walking with Vinny and a neighbor.</li><li>Mentions new wall decorations and rearranging his living room setup for better video background.</li><li>Reflects on being single, past relationships, and possibly having an unknown child somewhere (!).</li></ul>📺 YouTube &amp; Self-Watching:<br /><ul><li>Confesses to watching his own videos to fall asleep.</li><li>Notes that even he finds his droning voice sleep-inducing.</li><li>Talks about uploading workflow and how he uses YouTube to compress videos.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing Chat (Extensive Segment):<br /><ul><li>Talks at length about boxing schedules, upcoming fights, and favorite fighters.</li><li>Complains about fragmented broadcasting rights across apps like DAZN, Sky, and Paramount+.</li><li>Wishes all boxing were centralized on one platform.</li><li>Discusses male vs. female boxing: praises female fighters for always showing up to fight.</li><li>Name-drops many boxers: Clarissa Shields, Lauren Price, Nick Ball, Josh Kelly, etc.</li><li>Predicts big things for rising stars like Moses Ituma.</li><li>Shares personal opinions on UK/US boxing popularity and challenges of promotion.</li></ul>🎭 Audience Interaction:<br /><ul><li>Responds to questions (some serious, some playful):<ul><li>Pronouns? “Don’t really have any.”</li><li>Do you have kids? “No, but maybe a child somewhere…”</li><li>Are you single? “Yes.”</li></ul></li><li>Responds humorously to gift senders and odd questions.</li><li>Comments on strange TikTok usernames and quirky messages.</li></ul>🧠 Notable Jason-isms &amp; Vibes:<br /><ul><li>Self-deprecating, friendly tone.</li><li>Casual pacing designed for relaxation.</li><li>Quirky, stream-of-consciousness reflections on everything from broadband math to sports broadcasting empires.</li><li>Lots of real-time updates on Vinny’s movement, snoring, licking, and general adorableness.</li></ul>📦 Bonus Details:<br /><ul><li>Mentions being a beta tester for DAZN back in 2019.</li><li>Talks about historic fights and champions.</li><li>Mentions an old story about attending a Pavarotti concert in the rain in Hyde Park in the ‘90s.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Closing Message: Jason ends with his signature encouragement: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.” Vinny wraps things up noisily by drinking a ton of water, signaling to Jason it’s probably time for a walk.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69710311</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2026 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69710311/no_music_10_hours_1549_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_jason_newland_30th_january_2026.mp3" length="281493196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 30th January 2026

In this relaxed, meandering episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland combines his signature stream-of-consciousness style with an impromptu live TikTok broadcast. The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>#1549 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 30th January 2026</b><br /><br />In this relaxed, meandering episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland combines his signature stream-of-consciousness style with an impromptu live TikTok broadcast. The episode focuses on casual chat, personal anecdotes, interaction with live listeners, behind-the-scenes details about his podcasting setup, and quite a bit of Vinny the dog content (who steals the show in his own sleepy way). 🔑 Key Themes and Segments: 💤 Podcast Intent and Setup:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners the purpose is to relax and help people drift off to sleep.</li><li>Encourages safe listening: only close your eyes if it’s safe to do so.</li><li>Mentions availability of the podcast in various formats: 5/10-hour versions, with/without music.</li><li>Lists platforms: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook group.</li></ul>🎥 TikTok + Live Setup:<br /><ul><li>Simultaneously records the podcast while streaming live on TikTok.</li><li>Frequently interacts with live viewers, answers comments, and acknowledges gifts and followers.</li><li>Talks about the technical challenges of uploading and editing his video/audio using slow internet.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog:<br /><ul><li>Vinny plays a big role throughout—Jason adjusts camera angles to include him.</li><li>Describes Vinny’s quirky personality: refusing to be picked up, climbing near Jason but staying just out of reach.</li><li>Jason brainstorms adding a "Vinny Cam" for future recordings.</li><li>Vinny makes noise, drinks water, and generally exists as a peaceful but unpredictable background presence.</li></ul>📶 Broadband Upgrade:<br /><ul><li>Excited about new internet provider offering 700 Mbps.</li><li>Compares painfully slow current upload speeds with upcoming speeds (~5 hours down to ~5 minutes).</li><li>Talks through calculations, jokingly, to figure out how fast uploads might become.</li></ul>📦 Life Updates &amp; Anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Random story about hurting his back while walking with Vinny and a neighbor.</li><li>Mentions new wall decorations and rearranging his living room setup for better video background.</li><li>Reflects on being single, past relationships, and possibly having an unknown child somewhere (!).</li></ul>📺 YouTube &amp; Self-Watching:<br /><ul><li>Confesses to watching his own videos to fall asleep.</li><li>Notes that even he finds his droning voice sleep-inducing.</li><li>Talks about uploading workflow and how he uses YouTube to compress videos.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing Chat (Extensive Segment):<br /><ul><li>Talks at length about boxing schedules, upcoming fights, and favorite fighters.</li><li>Complains about fragmented broadcasting rights across apps like DAZN, Sky, and Paramount+.</li><li>Wishes all boxing were centralized on one platform.</li><li>Discusses male vs. female boxing: praises female fighters for always showing up to fight.</li><li>Name-drops many boxers: Clarissa Shields, Lauren Price, Nick Ball, Josh Kelly, etc.</li><li>Predicts big things for rising stars like Moses Ituma.</li><li>Shares personal opinions on UK/US boxing popularity and challenges of promotion.</li></ul>🎭 Audience Interaction:<br /><ul><li>Responds to questions (some serious, some playful):<ul><li>Pronouns? “Don’t really have any.”</li><li>Do you have kids? “No, but maybe a child somewhere…”</li><li>Are you single? “Yes.”</li></ul></li><li>Responds humorously to gift senders and odd questions.</li><li>Comments on strange TikTok usernames and quirky messages.</li></ul>🧠 Notable Jason-isms &amp; Vibes:<br /><ul><li>Self-deprecating, friendly tone.</li><li>Casual pacing designed for relaxation.</li><li>Quirky, stream-of-consciousness reflections on everything from broadband math to sports broadcasting empires.</li><li>Lots of real-time updates on Vinny’s movement, snoring, licking, and general adorableness.</li></ul>📦 Bonus Details:<br /><ul><li>Mentions being a beta tester for DAZN back in...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,background,bedtime,bore,consciousness,jason,let,me,newland,noise,of,podcast,relaxing,sleep,stories,stream,talk,to,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/31d7bcd407b38018089f5319013b81d9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(Overnight - Voice Only) 1548 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/overnight-voice-only-1548-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-jason-newland--69683665</link><description><![CDATA[1548 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 29th January 2026<br /><br />🎙️ Podcast Format &amp; Setup Jason Newland begins his calming podcast "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," recording both a podcast episode and a live TikTok video simultaneously. He introduces himself, adjusts his camera and setup, and shares casual updates. His dog, Vinny, is present and frequently mentioned, with occasional interruptions (chewing, whining, barking, etc.).<br /><br />🐶 Vinny the Dog: Ongoing Side Character Vinny is restless and noisy during the recording. Jason discusses his quirks, such as disliking cuddles and being picky about how he interacts. Jason considers building a chair or stool next to him so Vinny can sit close without being on his lap. Vinny is pacified with sprats (dried fish snacks), which he loves despite their awful smell.<br /><br />🧩 Main Topics &amp; Themes<br /><br />Daily Life &amp; Reflections Jason thought it was Friday most of the day before realizing it was Thursday. He reflects humorously on how small routines (like the chip van’s visit) are grounding reminders of the day of the week. He shares musings about perception, beliefs, and how people ignore evidence when it contradicts what they believe.<br /><br />AI Frustrations &amp; Creativity Jason talks at length about using ChatGPT (and other AI tools like “Nano Banana”) to generate thumbnails and images for his podcast and YouTube videos. He expresses frustration with formatting issues and technical glitches, but also a sense of accomplishment when things finally work. He reflects on the rise of AI in media, especially the increasing difficulty of distinguishing between real human videos and AI-generated avatars.<br /><br />Podcast Philosophy Jason explains the essence of his podcast: unscripted, freeform rambling with no specific subject – designed to soothe, relax, or help people sleep. He embraces being boring as an intentional strategy, despite YouTube advice that says, "Don’t be boring."<br /><br />Audience Interaction Responds to TikTok comments live (e.g., complimenting his pajamas, requests for shoutouts, chatting with people like Lola, Liam, Ronnie, and Chris). Mentions prior experiences with going live and receiving rude comments, but also positive interactions. Offers to do birthday shoutouts or similar mentions if requested by listeners.<br /><br />Nostalgia &amp; Anecdotes Shares an odd experience of seeing someone on TikTok who looked exactly like someone from his past. Talks about how such resemblances can trigger deep memories and emotions, and muses on the strange nature of digital interactions.<br /><br />🔧 Home Projects &amp; Jigsaw Puzzle Updates He continues to work on a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle, which was featured in a previous video. Complains about his soundproofing tiles falling off the wall and his dislike of sticky textures. Considers using nails or even a nail gun but feels it's a bit extreme. Shows mild insecurity about how long it’s taking him to complete the puzzle, referencing comments from “Sebastian.”<br /><br />🧠 Reflections on AI, Media, and Identity Jason discusses how content creation is shifting with AI, and speculates on a future where avatars may replace real humans in many areas. Emphasizes his commitment to authenticity—being himself rather than adopting a high-energy persona. Wonders how AI will impact empathy and online behavior, especially as avatars become more lifelike and human distinctions blur. 📨 Junk Mail &amp; Vinny's Barking Talks about how even with a “no junk mail” sign, people still put leaflets through his letterbox, which makes Vinny bark excessively. Shares thoughts on the absurdity of mail, and how the post is mostly ads these days. Wonders about the privatization of services like Royal Mail and draws analogies to AI copying other tech platforms (like cars, seatbelts, etc.).<br /><br />🥞 Surprise Ending: Moroccan Pancake! Toward the end, his neighbor brings him a homemade Moroccan pancake with honey. He shares a taste with Vinny, declares it delicious, and considers having it after dinner. Ends the recording by thanking listeners and reminding them to be kind to themselves and others.<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Style Calm, relaxed, humorous, and meandering in a deliberate way – fully aligned with the podcast’s aim to relax or lull listeners to sleep. Gentle engagement with the audience. Occasional light sarcasm or self-deprecation. Ambient dog sounds and life interruptions enhance the realism and charm for regular listeners.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69683665</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69683665/no_music_10_hours_1548_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_jason_newland_29th_january_2026.mp3" length="277433287" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>1548 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 29th January 2026

🎙️ Podcast Format &amp;amp; Setup Jason Newland begins his calming podcast "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," recording both a podcast episode and a live TikTok video simultaneously. He...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[1548 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 29th January 2026<br /><br />🎙️ Podcast Format &amp; Setup Jason Newland begins his calming podcast "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," recording both a podcast episode and a live TikTok video simultaneously. He introduces himself, adjusts his camera and setup, and shares casual updates. His dog, Vinny, is present and frequently mentioned, with occasional interruptions (chewing, whining, barking, etc.).<br /><br />🐶 Vinny the Dog: Ongoing Side Character Vinny is restless and noisy during the recording. Jason discusses his quirks, such as disliking cuddles and being picky about how he interacts. Jason considers building a chair or stool next to him so Vinny can sit close without being on his lap. Vinny is pacified with sprats (dried fish snacks), which he loves despite their awful smell.<br /><br />🧩 Main Topics &amp; Themes<br /><br />Daily Life &amp; Reflections Jason thought it was Friday most of the day before realizing it was Thursday. He reflects humorously on how small routines (like the chip van’s visit) are grounding reminders of the day of the week. He shares musings about perception, beliefs, and how people ignore evidence when it contradicts what they believe.<br /><br />AI Frustrations &amp; Creativity Jason talks at length about using ChatGPT (and other AI tools like “Nano Banana”) to generate thumbnails and images for his podcast and YouTube videos. He expresses frustration with formatting issues and technical glitches, but also a sense of accomplishment when things finally work. He reflects on the rise of AI in media, especially the increasing difficulty of distinguishing between real human videos and AI-generated avatars.<br /><br />Podcast Philosophy Jason explains the essence of his podcast: unscripted, freeform rambling with no specific subject – designed to soothe, relax, or help people sleep. He embraces being boring as an intentional strategy, despite YouTube advice that says, "Don’t be boring."<br /><br />Audience Interaction Responds to TikTok comments live (e.g., complimenting his pajamas, requests for shoutouts, chatting with people like Lola, Liam, Ronnie, and Chris). Mentions prior experiences with going live and receiving rude comments, but also positive interactions. Offers to do birthday shoutouts or similar mentions if requested by listeners.<br /><br />Nostalgia &amp; Anecdotes Shares an odd experience of seeing someone on TikTok who looked exactly like someone from his past. Talks about how such resemblances can trigger deep memories and emotions, and muses on the strange nature of digital interactions.<br /><br />🔧 Home Projects &amp; Jigsaw Puzzle Updates He continues to work on a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle, which was featured in a previous video. Complains about his soundproofing tiles falling off the wall and his dislike of sticky textures. Considers using nails or even a nail gun but feels it's a bit extreme. Shows mild insecurity about how long it’s taking him to complete the puzzle, referencing comments from “Sebastian.”<br /><br />🧠 Reflections on AI, Media, and Identity Jason discusses how content creation is shifting with AI, and speculates on a future where avatars may replace real humans in many areas. Emphasizes his commitment to authenticity—being himself rather than adopting a high-energy persona. Wonders how AI will impact empathy and online behavior, especially as avatars become more lifelike and human distinctions blur. 📨 Junk Mail &amp; Vinny's Barking Talks about how even with a “no junk mail” sign, people still put leaflets through his letterbox, which makes Vinny bark excessively. Shares thoughts on the absurdity of mail, and how the post is mostly ads these days. Wonders about the privatization of services like Royal Mail and draws analogies to AI copying other tech platforms (like cars, seatbelts, etc.).<br /><br />🥞 Surprise Ending: Moroccan Pancake! Toward the end, his neighbor brings him a homemade Moroccan pancake with honey....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34679</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,bedtime,bore,calming,gentle,help,hypnosis,insomnia,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,relaxation,sleep,story,to,voice,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/216fd6dd72c0e91619369ce1376f3139.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(Overnight - Voice Only) #1547 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/overnight-voice-only-1547-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-jason-newland--69663436</link><description><![CDATA[<b>#1547 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland | 28th January 2026</b><br /><br />Welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep with Jason Newland.<br />In this episode, Jason continues working on the same 500-piece jigsaw puzzle, this time experimenting with a split-screen setup — one camera on the puzzle, one on his face — while gently talking, thinking out loud, losing pieces, finding pieces, and questioning whether jigsaw puzzles are really a good idea at this stage of life.<br /><br />As the puzzle slowly takes shape (and sometimes falls apart), Jason drifts into relaxed, honest reflections about: continuing a jigsaw puzzle across multiple days losing motivation and then rediscovering it the frustration and satisfaction of small progress content creation workflows, editing, and long upload times juggling video, audio, thumbnails, and podcast versions internet speed, overnight uploads, and technical limits Spartacus: House of Ashur and thoughts on storytelling and change admiration for paramedics, nurses, and people who save lives how love can change behaviour and direction focusing on what you want to feel, rather than what you don’t the psychology of attention, mindset, and the unconscious mind slowing down, patience, and not needing to be perfect <br /><br />The jigsaw remains unfinished — and that’s intentional. This episode isn’t about completion. It’s about being with the process hooking pieces together, pulling them apart again, and letting time pass without pressure. You don’t need to follow the puzzle.<br /><br />You don’t need to understand what’s happening. If you fall asleep while listening, it’s doing exactly what it’s meant to do.<br /><br />😴 Ideal for insomnia, anxiety, overthinking, or background comfort <br /><br />🧩 Gentle, repetitive activity with calm narration<br /><br />🎙️ Long, unscripted, free-form talking<br /><br />🛏️ Best listened to when you’re safe to relax <br /><br />🌙 More free recordings from Jason Newland 🔗 https://www.jasonnewland.com 🎧 Also available on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify &amp; most podcast platforms If this recording helps you relax or feel calmer, please like, subscribe, or leave a comment — it genuinely helps support the channel. Be gentle with yourself. You don’t have to finish everything. 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Welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep with Jason Newland.
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Recorded live while multitasking between podcasting and TikTok, this Monday’s Boring Objects instalment drifts through personal memories, everyday observations, and soft conversational tangents — all delivered in Jason’s familiar calm, unhurried style that’s perfect for switching off and falling asleep. At its heart, this episode becomes a subtle tribute to Jason’s nan on the anniversary of her passing, mixed with cosy stories about Vinny, reflections on ageing, health, creativity, martial arts memories, films, television, and the comforting oddness of everyday life. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Monday’s Boring Objects &amp; gentle introduction<ul><li>Settling in, microphone adjustments, background sounds, and relaxed housekeeping</li><li>Safety reminders and the familiar welcoming tone</li></ul></li><li>Remembering Jason’s nan<ul><li>Reflections on the 11th anniversary of her passing</li><li>Sharing an old photograph of Jason aged seven</li><li>Thoughts on memory, time, and quiet tribute through conversation</li></ul></li><li>Life stories &amp; how the podcast began<ul><li>Relationship breakup leading to hypnosis training</li><li>Early chronic pain work, charity sessions, CDs, and free recordings</li><li>Nearly 20 years of offering relaxation and sleep content</li></ul></li><li>Everyday life &amp; gentle humour<ul><li>Shaving plans, baldness jokes, Vicks Vapour Rub mishaps</li><li>TikTok interruptions, funny comments, and live interaction reflections</li><li>News snippets, celebrity thoughts, and random observations</li></ul></li><li>Vinny stories &amp; animal friendships<ul><li>Dog walks, behavioural breakthroughs, and proud moments</li><li>Vinny’s evolving relationships with other dogs and cats</li><li>Deep affection, companionship, and quiet bonding moments</li></ul></li><li>Health, ageing &amp; martial arts memories<ul><li>Arthritis, back pain, and changing physical limits</li><li>Taekwondo, boxing, Wing Chun, and lessons learned over time</li><li>Acceptance, honesty, and gentle self-reflection</li></ul></li><li>Films, TV &amp; nostalgic tangents<ul><li>Old favourites, remakes, Groundhog Day-style stories</li><li>Joanne Lumley, classic television, and cosy media memories</li><li>Light cultural musings without urgency or conclusions</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks and appreciation for PayPal support, including a Christmas gift mention</li><li>Mentions of Jason Newland’s Boring Group and online platforms</li><li>Reflections on TikTok versus long-time podcast listeners</li><li>Episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance and mantra:<br />Be kind to yourself, be gentle with yourself, you’re already enough — and you’re going to be OK.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69243912</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2025 21:48:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69243912/no_music_10_hours_happy_monday_to_you_lmbyts_1523_jason_newland_29th_december_2025.mp3" length="279908798" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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Happy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Happy Monday To You | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1523 | Jason Newland | 29th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A gentle, rambling Monday episode filled with warmth, memory, humour, and quiet reflection. Recorded live while multitasking between podcasting and TikTok, this Monday’s Boring Objects instalment drifts through personal memories, everyday observations, and soft conversational tangents — all delivered in Jason’s familiar calm, unhurried style that’s perfect for switching off and falling asleep. At its heart, this episode becomes a subtle tribute to Jason’s nan on the anniversary of her passing, mixed with cosy stories about Vinny, reflections on ageing, health, creativity, martial arts memories, films, television, and the comforting oddness of everyday life. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Monday’s Boring Objects &amp; gentle introduction<ul><li>Settling in, microphone adjustments, background sounds, and relaxed housekeeping</li><li>Safety reminders and the familiar welcoming tone</li></ul></li><li>Remembering Jason’s nan<ul><li>Reflections on the 11th anniversary of her passing</li><li>Sharing an old photograph of Jason aged seven</li><li>Thoughts on memory, time, and quiet tribute through conversation</li></ul></li><li>Life stories &amp; how the podcast began<ul><li>Relationship breakup leading to hypnosis training</li><li>Early chronic pain work, charity sessions, CDs, and free recordings</li><li>Nearly 20 years of offering relaxation and sleep content</li></ul></li><li>Everyday life &amp; gentle humour<ul><li>Shaving plans, baldness jokes, Vicks Vapour Rub mishaps</li><li>TikTok interruptions, funny comments, and live interaction reflections</li><li>News snippets, celebrity thoughts, and random observations</li></ul></li><li>Vinny stories &amp; animal friendships<ul><li>Dog walks, behavioural breakthroughs, and proud moments</li><li>Vinny’s evolving relationships with other dogs and cats</li><li>Deep affection, companionship, and quiet bonding moments</li></ul></li><li>Health, ageing &amp; martial arts memories<ul><li>Arthritis, back pain, and changing physical limits</li><li>Taekwondo, boxing, Wing Chun, and lessons learned over time</li><li>Acceptance, honesty, and gentle self-reflection</li></ul></li><li>Films, TV &amp; nostalgic tangents<ul><li>Old favourites, remakes, Groundhog Day-style stories</li><li>Joanne Lumley, classic television, and cosy media memories</li><li>Light cultural musings without urgency or conclusions</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks and appreciation for PayPal support, including a Christmas gift mention</li><li>Mentions of Jason Newland’s Boring Group and online platforms</li><li>Reflections on TikTok versus long-time podcast listeners</li><li>Episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance and mantra:<br />Be kind to yourself, be gentle with yourself, you’re already enough — and you’re going to be OK.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34989</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,calmingvoice,comfortlistening,cozystories,deeprelaxation,fallasleep,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,mentalunwinding,mondaysboringobjects,nighttimeroutine,podcasttosleep,quietconversation,relaxationaudio,restfulsleep,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,soothingtalk,stressreliefaudio</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c064a77002192165815010e1ade7aafa.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Hello | LMBYTS #1522 | Jason Newland | 28th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-hello-lmbyts-1522-jason-newland-28th-december-2025--69233472</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Hello | LMBYTS #1522 | Jason Newland | 28th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A gentle, unstructured, end-of-December ramble recorded between Christmas and New Year. Jason chats calmly about everyday thoughts, seasonal reflections, live recording quirks, social media oddities, childhood memories, old journaling habits, boxing, wrestling, and the quiet comfort of familiar routines. Recorded in a relaxed, conversational style, this episode is ideal for switching off, drifting into sleep, or simply keeping gentle company during the quieter days after Christmas. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Post-Christmas reflections<br />Thoughts on the strange in-between time after Christmas, changing daylight, routines returning, and easing back into normal life</li><li>Live recording musings<br />Recording simultaneously for podcast, YouTube, and TikTok<br />Handling live comments, distractions, and the unpredictability of going live</li><li>Vinnie moments &amp; daily life<br />Reflections on dog walks, food routines, treats, and noticing small seasonal changes<br />Comfort found in familiar habits</li><li>Nostalgia &amp; memory<br />Listening back to old recordings<br />Destroyed journals, past reflections, and audio as a form of living diary<br />Thoughts on aging, time passing, and revisiting old versions of yourself</li><li>Social media &amp; human behaviour<br />Observations on online comments, trolling, repetition, and emotional distance<br />Gentle reflections on kindness, perspective, and not taking things personally</li><li>Boxing, wrestling &amp; pop culture tangents<br />Boxing fandom and late-night fights<br />Memories of WWF/WWE, British wrestling, and childhood TV<br />Lighthearted, humorous digressions</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason shares updates on where to find his work across platforms, reflects on nearly two decades of recording, and gently reminds listeners to be kind to themselves. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance about safety, self-acceptance, and letting things be exactly as they are.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69233472</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2025 22:29:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69233472/no_music_10_hours_hello_lmbyts_1522_jason_newland_28th_december_2025.mp3" length="284220528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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Hello |...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Hello | LMBYTS #1522 | Jason Newland | 28th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A gentle, unstructured, end-of-December ramble recorded between Christmas and New Year. Jason chats calmly about everyday thoughts, seasonal reflections, live recording quirks, social media oddities, childhood memories, old journaling habits, boxing, wrestling, and the quiet comfort of familiar routines. Recorded in a relaxed, conversational style, this episode is ideal for switching off, drifting into sleep, or simply keeping gentle company during the quieter days after Christmas. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Post-Christmas reflections<br />Thoughts on the strange in-between time after Christmas, changing daylight, routines returning, and easing back into normal life</li><li>Live recording musings<br />Recording simultaneously for podcast, YouTube, and TikTok<br />Handling live comments, distractions, and the unpredictability of going live</li><li>Vinnie moments &amp; daily life<br />Reflections on dog walks, food routines, treats, and noticing small seasonal changes<br />Comfort found in familiar habits</li><li>Nostalgia &amp; memory<br />Listening back to old recordings<br />Destroyed journals, past reflections, and audio as a form of living diary<br />Thoughts on aging, time passing, and revisiting old versions of yourself</li><li>Social media &amp; human behaviour<br />Observations on online comments, trolling, repetition, and emotional distance<br />Gentle reflections on kindness, perspective, and not taking things personally</li><li>Boxing, wrestling &amp; pop culture tangents<br />Boxing fandom and late-night fights<br />Memories of WWF/WWE, British wrestling, and childhood TV<br />Lighthearted, humorous digressions</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason shares updates on where to find his work across platforms, reflects on nearly two decades of recording, and gently reminds listeners to be kind to themselves. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance about safety, self-acceptance, and letting things be exactly as they are.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35528</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boring,calm,comfort,insomnia,mindfulness,nighttime,peace,podcast,quiet,rambling,relaxation,rest,sleep,soothing,storytelling,tiredness,whisper,winddown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3b3abc380369aeb844f2504659295095.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Happy Christmas 2025 | LMBYTS #1521 | Jason Newland | 25th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-happy-christmas-2025-lmbyts-1521-jason-newland-25th-december-2025--69202949</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69202949</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 14:15:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69202949/no_music_10_hours_happy_christmas_2025_lmbyts_1521_jason_newland_25th_december_2025.mp3" length="282632721" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>35329</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ed44f6698931268dd9a5683fc1dde5a8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1520 | Jason Newland | 24th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1520-jason-newland-24th-december-2025--69198719</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1520 | Jason Newland | 24th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A soft, whispery Christmas Eve episode recorded in the quiet of the afternoon, gently drifting through festive thoughts, television memories, classic films, comedy moments, and relaxed, meandering reflections. Delivered in Jason’s familiar Whisper Wednesday style—slow, intimate, and comforting—this episode is ideal for listeners who enjoy calm rambling, nostalgic tangents, and peaceful company as they unwind, rest, or fall asleep on Christmas Eve. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Whispered Christmas Eve welcome<br />A gentle introduction, seasonal warmth, and safety reminders, with natural yawns and a relaxed, unfiltered start.</li><li>Everyday life &amp; gentle humour<br />Quiet observations about recording, afternoon routines, and Vinnie’s perfectly timed background noises.</li><li>Birthdays &amp; Christmas reflections<br />Thoughts on birthdays near Christmas, childhood memories, brothers’ birthdays clustered together, and how special days felt growing up.</li><li>Listener appreciation<br />A heartfelt thank-you to Ben for a Christmas PayPal gift, with warmth and genuine gratitude.</li><li>Christmas television traditions<br />Relaxed discussion of EastEnders, storylines, character memories, and catching up for festive episodes.</li><li>Festive TV nostalgia<br />Reflections on Top of the Pops Christmas specials and how important they felt over the years.</li><li>Classic films &amp; holiday viewing<br />Memories of James Bond movies dominating Christmas television, thoughts on old versus new Bonds, and changing viewing habits over time.</li><li>Comedy, films &amp; favourite funny moments<br />Gentle rambling through favourite scenes and memories from films and shows, including reflections on It’s a Wonderful Life, Bill Murray films, classic comedy, and absurd humour that still lingers in memory.</li><li>Relaxed cultural nostalgia<br />Thoughts on how films age, how opinions change over decades, and how unexpected movies can quietly surprise you.</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks PayPal supporters and mentions plans to post in the Facebook group</li><li>Light Christmas wishes and reassurance</li><li>Ends with Jason’s gentle reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, remember you are enough, and trust that you’ll be okay</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69198719</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2025 21:05:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69198719/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1520_jason_newland_24th_december_2025.mp3" length="280105448" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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Whisper...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1520 | Jason Newland | 24th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A soft, whispery Christmas Eve episode recorded in the quiet of the afternoon, gently drifting through festive thoughts, television memories, classic films, comedy moments, and relaxed, meandering reflections. Delivered in Jason’s familiar Whisper Wednesday style—slow, intimate, and comforting—this episode is ideal for listeners who enjoy calm rambling, nostalgic tangents, and peaceful company as they unwind, rest, or fall asleep on Christmas Eve. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Whispered Christmas Eve welcome<br />A gentle introduction, seasonal warmth, and safety reminders, with natural yawns and a relaxed, unfiltered start.</li><li>Everyday life &amp; gentle humour<br />Quiet observations about recording, afternoon routines, and Vinnie’s perfectly timed background noises.</li><li>Birthdays &amp; Christmas reflections<br />Thoughts on birthdays near Christmas, childhood memories, brothers’ birthdays clustered together, and how special days felt growing up.</li><li>Listener appreciation<br />A heartfelt thank-you to Ben for a Christmas PayPal gift, with warmth and genuine gratitude.</li><li>Christmas television traditions<br />Relaxed discussion of EastEnders, storylines, character memories, and catching up for festive episodes.</li><li>Festive TV nostalgia<br />Reflections on Top of the Pops Christmas specials and how important they felt over the years.</li><li>Classic films &amp; holiday viewing<br />Memories of James Bond movies dominating Christmas television, thoughts on old versus new Bonds, and changing viewing habits over time.</li><li>Comedy, films &amp; favourite funny moments<br />Gentle rambling through favourite scenes and memories from films and shows, including reflections on It’s a Wonderful Life, Bill Murray films, classic comedy, and absurd humour that still lingers in memory.</li><li>Relaxed cultural nostalgia<br />Thoughts on how films age, how opinions change over decades, and how unexpected movies can quietly surprise you.</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks PayPal supporters and mentions plans to post in the Facebook group</li><li>Light Christmas wishes and reassurance</li><li>Ends with Jason’s gentle reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, remember you are enough, and trust that you’ll be okay</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,calmrambling,christmaseve,christmaspodcast,fallasleep,gentlevoice,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,nighttimeroutine,nostalgic,peacefulaudio,quiettalk,relaxationaudio,sleeppodcast,softspoken,soothingvoice,stressrelief,whisperpodcast,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/58082992752e97a1d829f989bccffb36.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Super Heroes | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1519 | Jason Newland | 23rd December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-super-heroes-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1519-jason-newland-23rd-december-2025--69192988</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Super Heroes | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1519 | Jason Newland | 23rd December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A gently rambling Trivia Tuesday episode drifting through the world of superheroes, comic books, films, and Jason’s half-awake early-morning reflections. Blending factual trivia with personal opinions, nostalgic tangents, yawns, and unplanned naps, this episode unfolds in a relaxed, conversational style designed to entertain just enough before quietly easing the listener into sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Superhero trivia &amp; origins<ul><li>Early appearances of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Black Panther, X-Men, and more</li><li>Comic book debut dates, creators, and surprising historical details</li><li>World War II influences and the rise of superhero popularity</li></ul></li><li>Jason’s personal superhero musings<ul><li>Thoughts on Superman being too powerful</li><li>Batman vs Superman debates</li><li>Opinions on Marvel vs DC films</li><li>Unexpected love for the Green Lantern movie</li><li>Wonder Woman casting reflections</li></ul></li><li>Film, TV &amp; nostalgia tangents<ul><li>Marvel movies, Spider-Man eras, cinema memories</li><li>The Boys and darker superhero storytelling</li><li>Aquaman, Entourage, and pop-culture crossovers</li></ul></li><li>Sleepy, off-topic drift<ul><li>Yawning, nodding off mid-sentence</li><li>Gentle repetition and wandering thoughts</li><li>Early-morning darkness and seasonal tiredness</li><li>Trivia mixed with honest fatigue and humour</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Recorded in a naturally sleepy, unfiltered state</li><li>Trivia gently dissolves into relaxed rambling</li><li>Ends with Jason’s familiar reassurance and calming reminder:<br />Be kind to yourself. You deserve to feel safe. You are enough — and you’re going to be okay.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69192988</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2025 10:11:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69192988/no_music_10_hours_super_heroes_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1519_jason_newland_23rd_december_2025.mp3" length="284369258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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Super...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Super Heroes | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1519 | Jason Newland | 23rd December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A gently rambling Trivia Tuesday episode drifting through the world of superheroes, comic books, films, and Jason’s half-awake early-morning reflections. Blending factual trivia with personal opinions, nostalgic tangents, yawns, and unplanned naps, this episode unfolds in a relaxed, conversational style designed to entertain just enough before quietly easing the listener into sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Superhero trivia &amp; origins<ul><li>Early appearances of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Black Panther, X-Men, and more</li><li>Comic book debut dates, creators, and surprising historical details</li><li>World War II influences and the rise of superhero popularity</li></ul></li><li>Jason’s personal superhero musings<ul><li>Thoughts on Superman being too powerful</li><li>Batman vs Superman debates</li><li>Opinions on Marvel vs DC films</li><li>Unexpected love for the Green Lantern movie</li><li>Wonder Woman casting reflections</li></ul></li><li>Film, TV &amp; nostalgia tangents<ul><li>Marvel movies, Spider-Man eras, cinema memories</li><li>The Boys and darker superhero storytelling</li><li>Aquaman, Entourage, and pop-culture crossovers</li></ul></li><li>Sleepy, off-topic drift<ul><li>Yawning, nodding off mid-sentence</li><li>Gentle repetition and wandering thoughts</li><li>Early-morning darkness and seasonal tiredness</li><li>Trivia mixed with honest fatigue and humour</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Recorded in a naturally sleepy, unfiltered state</li><li>Trivia gently dissolves into relaxed rambling</li><li>Ends with Jason’s familiar reassurance and calming reminder:<br />Be kind to yourself. You deserve to feel safe. You are enough — and you’re going to be okay.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,bedtimerelaxation,boringpodcast,calmrambling,comicbooks,dccomics,fallasleep,gentlehumour,insomniahelp,jasonnewland,marvel,nightlistening,nostalgia,podcastforsleep,relaxingtrivia,sleeppodcast,sleepyvoice,superheroes,superman,triviatuesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ecef6162bd3b7f2277ff5515083cff2a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) What have I learnt | Monday’s boring objects | LMBYTS #1518 | Jason Newland | 22nd December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-what-have-i-learnt-monday-s-boring-objects-lmbyts-1518-jason-newland-22nd-december-2025--69179550</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>What Have I Learnt? | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1518 | Jason Newland | 22nd December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A quietly reflective Monday’s Boring Objects episode where Jason gently wanders through the idea of learning, life lessons, and whether anything is ever truly “learnt” at all. Recorded in the early hours with Vinnie drifting in and out of sleep nearby, this episode unfolds as a soft, honest, sometimes humorous inner monologue about kindness, belief systems, mistakes, relationships, mental health, and simply being human. There’s no agenda, no conclusions, and no pressure to find meaning—just a slow, soothing stream of thoughts designed to ease the listener into rest, sleep, or peaceful reflection. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Early-morning quiet, gentle rambling, and Vinny settling back to sleep</li><li>The question “what have I learnt?” and why it’s harder to answer than expected</li><li>British vs American language quirks (learnt vs learned)</li><li>School memories, dismissive authority figures, and not giving up at the first hurdle</li><li>Being kind in complaint situations and why shouting never really helps</li><li>Treating yourself with the same compassion you’d show a child</li><li>Letting go, forgiveness, and why the word itself can feel misleading</li><li>Reflections on religion, indoctrination, choice, and identity</li><li>Relationships, missed paths, and making peace with the life you didn’t live</li><li>Mental health honesty, mood shifts, and learning self-acceptance</li><li>Building something from nothing and sticking with it over decades</li><li>Finding purpose in small acts of kindness and gentle consistency</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason reflects on nearly 20 years of recording, offering reassurance rather than advice—reminding listeners that they are already enough, that kindness matters, and that it’s okay not to have answers. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar, comforting reminder to be gentle with yourself, because you deserve to feel safe and okay.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69179550</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 12:12:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69179550/no_music_10_hours_what_have_i_learnt_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1518_jason_newland_22nd_december_2025.mp3" length="282017611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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What...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>What Have I Learnt? | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1518 | Jason Newland | 22nd December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A quietly reflective Monday’s Boring Objects episode where Jason gently wanders through the idea of learning, life lessons, and whether anything is ever truly “learnt” at all. Recorded in the early hours with Vinnie drifting in and out of sleep nearby, this episode unfolds as a soft, honest, sometimes humorous inner monologue about kindness, belief systems, mistakes, relationships, mental health, and simply being human. There’s no agenda, no conclusions, and no pressure to find meaning—just a slow, soothing stream of thoughts designed to ease the listener into rest, sleep, or peaceful reflection. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Early-morning quiet, gentle rambling, and Vinny settling back to sleep</li><li>The question “what have I learnt?” and why it’s harder to answer than expected</li><li>British vs American language quirks (learnt vs learned)</li><li>School memories, dismissive authority figures, and not giving up at the first hurdle</li><li>Being kind in complaint situations and why shouting never really helps</li><li>Treating yourself with the same compassion you’d show a child</li><li>Letting go, forgiveness, and why the word itself can feel misleading</li><li>Reflections on religion, indoctrination, choice, and identity</li><li>Relationships, missed paths, and making peace with the life you didn’t live</li><li>Mental health honesty, mood shifts, and learning self-acceptance</li><li>Building something from nothing and sticking with it over decades</li><li>Finding purpose in small acts of kindness and gentle consistency</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason reflects on nearly 20 years of recording, offering reassurance rather than advice—reminding listeners that they are already enough, that kindness matters, and that it’s okay not to have answers. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar, comforting reminder to be gentle with yourself, because you deserve to feel safe and okay.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35253</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boring,calm,insomnia,jasonnewland,kindness,lmbyts,mentalhealth,mindfulness,monday,monologue,podcast,quiet,rambling,reflection,relaxation,rest,sleep,thoughts,whisper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/367096c8b2737fd3f5c3c3a19009108e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) It’s the longest night of the year | LMBYTS #1517 | Jason Newland | 21st December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-it-s-the-longest-night-of-the-year-lmbyts-1517-jason-newland-21st-december-2025--69159692</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>It’s the Longest Night of the Year | LMBYTS #1517 | Jason Newland | 21st December 2025</b><br /><br /><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, gently rambling winter solstice episode recorded on the longest night of the year. Jason reflects on darkness, light slowly returning, seasonal moods, tiredness, routines, and the small thoughts that drift through a quiet mind late in the day. The episode unfolds in Jason’s familiar conversational style—soft, honest, humorous, and deliberately unhurried—perfect for switching off, easing anxiety, and drifting naturally into sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>The longest night of the year<ul><li>Thoughts on the winter solstice, short days, long nights, and the quiet comfort of knowing the light will slowly return</li><li>Reflections on darkness, time, and how winter affects mood and energy</li></ul></li><li>Seasonal feelings &amp; everyday honesty<ul><li>Gentle moans about cold weather, arthritis, and dark afternoons</li><li>Appreciation for small shifts in daylight and subtle seasonal optimism</li></ul></li><li>Tiredness &amp; disrupted sleep<ul><li>Staying up late to watch boxing and the lingering fatigue that follows</li><li>How sleep patterns change with age and routine</li></ul></li><li>Meandering daily-life ramble<ul><li>Internet speeds, technology frustrations, and quiet observations</li><li>Casual drifting between topics with no pressure to follow or remember</li></ul></li><li>Vinnie the co-presenter<ul><li>Reflections on background noise, listener feedback, and recording with a dog nearby</li><li>Affectionate musings on companionship, routine, and shared space</li></ul></li><li>Podcasting reflections<ul><li>Thoughts on feedback, audio quality, microphones, editing, and years of content creation</li><li>Honest insight into long-term consistency, growth, and creative limitations</li></ul></li><li>Nostalgia &amp; gentle memory drift<ul><li>Childhood memories, karate, The Karate Kid, flexibility, and growing older</li><li>Letting memories surface and fade naturally without direction</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason shares gratitude for listeners and thoughtful feedback, reflects on the realities of recording at home, and gently acknowledges the shared companionship between himself, Vinnie, and the audience. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance and mantra, reminding listeners to be kind to themselves, to feel safe, and to remember that they are already enough.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69159692</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2025 20:40:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69159692/no_music_10_hours_it_s_the_longest_night_of_the_year_lmbyts_1517_jason_newland_21st_december_2025.mp3" length="280931816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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It’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>It’s the Longest Night of the Year | LMBYTS #1517 | Jason Newland | 21st December 2025</b><br /><br /><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, gently rambling winter solstice episode recorded on the longest night of the year. Jason reflects on darkness, light slowly returning, seasonal moods, tiredness, routines, and the small thoughts that drift through a quiet mind late in the day. The episode unfolds in Jason’s familiar conversational style—soft, honest, humorous, and deliberately unhurried—perfect for switching off, easing anxiety, and drifting naturally into sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>The longest night of the year<ul><li>Thoughts on the winter solstice, short days, long nights, and the quiet comfort of knowing the light will slowly return</li><li>Reflections on darkness, time, and how winter affects mood and energy</li></ul></li><li>Seasonal feelings &amp; everyday honesty<ul><li>Gentle moans about cold weather, arthritis, and dark afternoons</li><li>Appreciation for small shifts in daylight and subtle seasonal optimism</li></ul></li><li>Tiredness &amp; disrupted sleep<ul><li>Staying up late to watch boxing and the lingering fatigue that follows</li><li>How sleep patterns change with age and routine</li></ul></li><li>Meandering daily-life ramble<ul><li>Internet speeds, technology frustrations, and quiet observations</li><li>Casual drifting between topics with no pressure to follow or remember</li></ul></li><li>Vinnie the co-presenter<ul><li>Reflections on background noise, listener feedback, and recording with a dog nearby</li><li>Affectionate musings on companionship, routine, and shared space</li></ul></li><li>Podcasting reflections<ul><li>Thoughts on feedback, audio quality, microphones, editing, and years of content creation</li><li>Honest insight into long-term consistency, growth, and creative limitations</li></ul></li><li>Nostalgia &amp; gentle memory drift<ul><li>Childhood memories, karate, The Karate Kid, flexibility, and growing older</li><li>Letting memories surface and fade naturally without direction</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro Jason shares gratitude for listeners and thoughtful feedback, reflects on the realities of recording at home, and gently acknowledges the shared companionship between himself, Vinnie, and the audience. The episode closes with Jason’s familiar reassurance and mantra, reminding listeners to be kind to themselves, to feel safe, and to remember that they are already enough.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35117</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyrelief,bedtimeramble,boringpodcast,calmingvoice,cozyaudio,deeprest,gentleconversation,insomniahelp,jasonnewland,listeningtosleep,longestnight,nightthoughts,nighttime,quietmind,relaxationaudio,seasonalreflection,sleepaid,sleeppodcast,slowdown,wintersolstice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9de32bf54bab96515092d1a69a2246f0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1516 | Jason Newland | 19th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1516-jason-newland-19th-december-2025--69150634</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69150634</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2025 23:22:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69150634/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1516_jason_newland_19th_december_2025.mp3" length="280194765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>35025</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1ff0efa395a15977e86b0b564e99db03.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) TV shows 1987 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1515 | Jason Newland | 18th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tv-shows-1987-thursday-throwbacks-lmbyts-1515-jason-newland-18th-december-2025--69124824</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>TV shows 1987 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1515 | Jason Newland | 18th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering Thursday Throwbacks episode built around UK and US television from 1987—mixed with gentle humour, personal memories, and a relaxing wind-down rhythm. It begins with a handful of quirky, lighthearted stories from around the world, eases into a short body-scan relaxation, and then drifts through nostalgic memories of TV shows from the era, with plenty of cosy tangents and bedtime-friendly rambling along the way. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes Quirky stories “for the day” (soft, playful opener)<br /><ul><li>A Japanese commuter accidentally becoming a “Good morning” station mascot</li><li>A mysterious wandering decorative spoon in an English village</li><li>A bear in Canada ringing a doorbell</li><li>A pet snail being walked on a lead in France (with healthy scepticism)</li><li>A parrot interrupting a virtual court hearing by shouting “objection!”</li><li>An Italian grandmother leaving a brutally honest two-star review of the family restaurant</li></ul>Gentle relaxation body scan<br /><ul><li>Small releases for eyes, jaw, face, neck, shoulders, arms, torso, hips, legs, and feet</li><li>A simple mental image of opening a window to let stale thoughts drift out</li><li>Quiet evening atmosphere, rain outside, and Vinnie snoozing nearby</li></ul>TV shows of 1987 – the main nostalgia stream<br /><ul><li>UK favourites and talking points: Inspector Morse (pilot), French and Saunders, Wogan, London’s Burning, The New Statesman, A Bit of Fry &amp; Laurie, Only Fools and Horses Christmas special, plus staples like EastEnders, Coronation Street, Casualty, The Bill, and Minder</li><li>Children’s TV memories: Grange Hill, Blue Peter, Postman Pat, Danger Mouse, and other familiar favourites</li><li>US imports that felt completely normal by then: MacGyver, Miami Vice, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Moonlighting, Cheers, The Golden Girls, and The Cosby Show</li><li>Music television memories: Top of the Pops, The Chart Show, and reflections on live TV performances</li></ul>Personal memories and gentle detours<br /><ul><li>A humorous story about phoning the BBC to “speak to Whitney Houston”</li><li>Living above a chip shop and work-day routines</li><li>Comedy memories including Keith Harris, Orville, and Cuddles</li><li>School experiences, including being moved into a remedial class and forming friendships there</li><li>Work experience at a builder’s firm and reflections on jobs, height, and expectations in the 1980s</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Jason mentions Q&amp;A Friday and invites listeners to post questions in the Facebook group</li><li>A reminder that episodes are available on YouTube, podcast platforms, and his website</li><li>Vinnie becomes lively near the end, gently cueing the close of the episode</li></ul>Finish with Jason’s closing mantra (direct quote): “Remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy.<br />And be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe…<br />And remember, you know, you are enough. You already are enough. And you’re going to be OK. Lots of love.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69124824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 21:48:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69124824/no_music_10_hours_tv_shows_1987_thursday_throwbacks_lmbyts_1515_jason_newland_18th_december_2025.mp3" length="281561262" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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TV...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>TV shows 1987 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1515 | Jason Newland | 18th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering Thursday Throwbacks episode built around UK and US television from 1987—mixed with gentle humour, personal memories, and a relaxing wind-down rhythm. It begins with a handful of quirky, lighthearted stories from around the world, eases into a short body-scan relaxation, and then drifts through nostalgic memories of TV shows from the era, with plenty of cosy tangents and bedtime-friendly rambling along the way. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes Quirky stories “for the day” (soft, playful opener)<br /><ul><li>A Japanese commuter accidentally becoming a “Good morning” station mascot</li><li>A mysterious wandering decorative spoon in an English village</li><li>A bear in Canada ringing a doorbell</li><li>A pet snail being walked on a lead in France (with healthy scepticism)</li><li>A parrot interrupting a virtual court hearing by shouting “objection!”</li><li>An Italian grandmother leaving a brutally honest two-star review of the family restaurant</li></ul>Gentle relaxation body scan<br /><ul><li>Small releases for eyes, jaw, face, neck, shoulders, arms, torso, hips, legs, and feet</li><li>A simple mental image of opening a window to let stale thoughts drift out</li><li>Quiet evening atmosphere, rain outside, and Vinnie snoozing nearby</li></ul>TV shows of 1987 – the main nostalgia stream<br /><ul><li>UK favourites and talking points: Inspector Morse (pilot), French and Saunders, Wogan, London’s Burning, The New Statesman, A Bit of Fry &amp; Laurie, Only Fools and Horses Christmas special, plus staples like EastEnders, Coronation Street, Casualty, The Bill, and Minder</li><li>Children’s TV memories: Grange Hill, Blue Peter, Postman Pat, Danger Mouse, and other familiar favourites</li><li>US imports that felt completely normal by then: MacGyver, Miami Vice, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Moonlighting, Cheers, The Golden Girls, and The Cosby Show</li><li>Music television memories: Top of the Pops, The Chart Show, and reflections on live TV performances</li></ul>Personal memories and gentle detours<br /><ul><li>A humorous story about phoning the BBC to “speak to Whitney Houston”</li><li>Living above a chip shop and work-day routines</li><li>Comedy memories including Keith Harris, Orville, and Cuddles</li><li>School experiences, including being moved into a remedial class and forming friendships there</li><li>Work experience at a builder’s firm and reflections on jobs, height, and expectations in the 1980s</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Jason mentions Q&amp;A Friday and invites listeners to post questions in the Facebook group</li><li>A reminder that episodes are available on YouTube, podcast platforms, and his website</li><li>Vinnie becomes lively near the end, gently cueing the close of the episode</li></ul>Finish with Jason’s closing mantra (direct quote): “Remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy.<br />And be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe…<br />And remember, you know, you are enough. You already are enough. And you’re going to be OK. Lots of love.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35195</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1980stv,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,calmnarration,classictelevision,comfortlistening,eveninglistening,gentlerambling,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,nostalgiarelaxation,nostalgiatv,relaxingpodcast,retroentertainment,sleeppodcast,thursdaythrowbacks,tvshows1987,uktelevision,ustelevision</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/22482bfa542ed2004f11c3e89ac3bc75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1514 | Jason Newland | 17th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1514-jason-newland-17th-december-2025--69106726</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ <b>Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1514 Jason Newland | 17th December 2025 </b><br /><br />A softly whispered, gently rambling Whisper Wednesday episode designed to help you unwind, switch off, and drift comfortably toward sleep. Jason quietly chats through everyday moments in real time—ordering Christmas cards, browsing Amazon purchases, getting mildly confused by delivery addresses and VAT, and reminiscing over years of old orders that spark memories from counselling training, Buddhism, podcasting, and life in general. Vinnie the Jack Russell makes regular appearances, negotiating treats, staring intensely, and generally adding warmth and humour to the calm, mundane flow. The episode meanders through stories of neighbours, doorbell cameras, helping others, old technology, books from university days, ferret memories, and small acts of kindness—all delivered in a relaxed whisper that encourages mental slowing and natural sleep. Nothing urgent. Nothing dramatic. Just a comforting, quietly boring companion for bedtime. ⏱️ Rough Flow (No Pressure to Follow)<br /><ul><li>Whisper Wednesday intro and safety reminder</li><li>Christmas cards, Moonpig, and Amazon ordering</li><li>Delivery confusion, VAT musings, and everyday irritation</li><li>Browsing Amazon order history and drifting into memory</li><li>Uncle Sausages stories and the infamous microwave delivery</li><li>Neighbours, doorbell cameras, and quiet acts of care</li><li>Old counselling books, Buddhist texts, and university days</li><li>Ferret memories, nostalgic purchases, and gentle humour</li><li>Soft closing thoughts and a kind sign-off</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69106726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 00:20:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69106726/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1514_jason_newland_17th_december_2025.mp3" length="280631804" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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🎙️ Whisper Wednesday |...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ <b>Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1514 Jason Newland | 17th December 2025 </b><br /><br />A softly whispered, gently rambling Whisper Wednesday episode designed to help you unwind, switch off, and drift comfortably toward sleep. Jason quietly chats through everyday moments in real time—ordering Christmas cards, browsing Amazon purchases, getting mildly confused by delivery addresses and VAT, and reminiscing over years of old orders that spark memories from counselling training, Buddhism, podcasting, and life in general. Vinnie the Jack Russell makes regular appearances, negotiating treats, staring intensely, and generally adding warmth and humour to the calm, mundane flow. The episode meanders through stories of neighbours, doorbell cameras, helping others, old technology, books from university days, ferret memories, and small acts of kindness—all delivered in a relaxed whisper that encourages mental slowing and natural sleep. Nothing urgent. Nothing dramatic. Just a comforting, quietly boring companion for bedtime. ⏱️ Rough Flow (No Pressure to Follow)<br /><ul><li>Whisper Wednesday intro and safety reminder</li><li>Christmas cards, Moonpig, and Amazon ordering</li><li>Delivery confusion, VAT musings, and everyday irritation</li><li>Browsing Amazon order history and drifting into memory</li><li>Uncle Sausages stories and the infamous microwave delivery</li><li>Neighbours, doorbell cameras, and quiet acts of care</li><li>Old counselling books, Buddhist texts, and university days</li><li>Ferret memories, nostalgic purchases, and gentle humour</li><li>Soft closing thoughts and a kind sign-off</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35079</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmrstyle,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,calmingaudio,comfortpodcast,fallasleep,insomniapodcast,jackrussell,jasonnewland,mindsoothing,nighttime,quietvoice,ramblingtalk,relaxation,sleepaid,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,vinnie,whispering,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/58cfa18a95fa1ec2b40c5dd75c4ad97b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) UK laws | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1513 | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-uk-laws-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1513-jason-newland-16th-december-2025--69100054</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>UK laws Trivia Tuesday LMBYTS #1513 Jason Newland 16th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A calm, meandering, and gently humorous Trivia Tuesday wander through some of the strangest and most curious UK laws. Delivered in Jason’s familiar sleepy, off-the-cuff style, this episode blends odd legal facts with everyday observations, light rants, and comforting tangents that are perfect for switching off and drifting towards sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Introduction &amp; listening options<ul><li>Mentions JasonNewland.com and the multiple listening versions (with music, no music, extended editions)</li><li>A brief mention of newer hypnosis-focused content, including Sleep Hypnosis and Calm in Mind</li></ul></li><li>Strange and surprising UK laws<ul><li>The infamous “handling salmon suspiciously” law and what it really implies</li><li>Rules around Parliament, weapons, and old traditions that still technically exist</li><li>Pub and drinking laws, and the confusing logic that appears once alcohol is involved</li><li>Everyday oddities such as carpet beating times, fireworks rules, kites, road behaviour, and public nuisance laws</li></ul></li><li>Gentle personal drift &amp; sleepy storytelling<ul><li>An Uber delivery arriving mid-episode, with a relaxed, humorous moment involving Vinnie</li><li>A memory of being woken by early-morning construction noise while living in a Buddhist community</li><li>Observations about pavements, parking, noise, and how small irritations add up in daily life</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners that the podcasts remain ad-free</li><li>Mentions Jason Newland’s Boring Group on Facebook</li><li>Finishes with his familiar, reassuring sign-off, encouraging kindness towards yourself and gentle self-acceptance before sleep</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69100054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 18:25:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69100054/no_music_10_hours_uk_laws_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1513_jason_newland_16th_december_2025.mp3" length="281168736" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Visit my Website:
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UK laws...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>UK laws Trivia Tuesday LMBYTS #1513 Jason Newland 16th December 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />A calm, meandering, and gently humorous Trivia Tuesday wander through some of the strangest and most curious UK laws. Delivered in Jason’s familiar sleepy, off-the-cuff style, this episode blends odd legal facts with everyday observations, light rants, and comforting tangents that are perfect for switching off and drifting towards sleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ul><li>Introduction &amp; listening options<ul><li>Mentions JasonNewland.com and the multiple listening versions (with music, no music, extended editions)</li><li>A brief mention of newer hypnosis-focused content, including Sleep Hypnosis and Calm in Mind</li></ul></li><li>Strange and surprising UK laws<ul><li>The infamous “handling salmon suspiciously” law and what it really implies</li><li>Rules around Parliament, weapons, and old traditions that still technically exist</li><li>Pub and drinking laws, and the confusing logic that appears once alcohol is involved</li><li>Everyday oddities such as carpet beating times, fireworks rules, kites, road behaviour, and public nuisance laws</li></ul></li><li>Gentle personal drift &amp; sleepy storytelling<ul><li>An Uber delivery arriving mid-episode, with a relaxed, humorous moment involving Vinnie</li><li>A memory of being woken by early-morning construction noise while living in a Buddhist community</li><li>Observations about pavements, parking, noise, and how small irritations add up in daily life</li></ul></li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners that the podcasts remain ad-free</li><li>Mentions Jason Newland’s Boring Group on Facebook</li><li>Finishes with his familiar, reassuring sign-off, encouraging kindness towards yourself and gentle self-acceptance before sleep</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35146</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,britishhumour,calm,fireworklaws,insomniapodcast,oddtrivia,parliament,publicnuisance,relaxation,salmonact,sleephypnosis,sleepypodcast,triviatuesday,tvlicence,ukculture,uklaws,vagrancy,vinnie,weirdlaws</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0207dee19d94683536defb3e0de3ccb8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Tickling | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1512 | Jason Newland | 15th December 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tickling-monday-s-boring-objects-lmbyts-1512-jason-newland-15th-december-2025--69071914</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br />Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025<br />(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)<br /><ul><li>A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shape</li><li>A deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectly</li></ul>The main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)<br /><ul><li>A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postman</li><li>The running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)</li><li>The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyone</li></ul>Snail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” idea<br /><ul><li>The werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each day</li><li>A snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptions</li><li>The werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)</li></ul>Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-up<br /><ul><li>A squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-help</li><li>The group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Safety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes</li><li>Closing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok</li></ul>🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions &amp; Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. 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🎙️ Episode Summary:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Visit my Website:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service:</b><br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><b>Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:</b><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br />Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025<br />(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)<br /><ul><li>A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shape</li><li>A deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectly</li></ul>The main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)<br /><ul><li>A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postman</li><li>The running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)</li><li>The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyone</li></ul>Snail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” idea<br /><ul><li>The werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each day</li><li>A snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptions</li><li>The werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)</li></ul>Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-up<br /><ul><li>A squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-help</li><li>The group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Safety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes</li><li>Closing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok</li></ul>🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions &amp; Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. 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this Trivia Tuesday instalment, Jason goes down a wonderfully daft rabbit hole of animals with silly names — from slippery dick fish and boops boops to cockchafers, blue-footed boobies, great tits, hellbenders, snot otters, and beyond. Along the way he wanders (as always) through boxing rants, newspaper clippings, horoscopes, the strongest animals on Earth, and memories of his beloved ferret Andre — all wrapped in that calm, rambling, sleepy style that makes it easy to drift off while half-smiling at how ridiculous the world is.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Intro, Let Me Bore Your Pain Away &amp; Boxing Joy<ul><li>Opens with the usual welcome to JasonNewland.com and reminder to only listen when you can safely close your eyes.</li><li>Mentions recording Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #43 earlier in the day, which went in an unexpected direction.</li><li>Shares genuine excitement that local boxer Fabio Wardley has become WBO heavyweight champion after Oleksandr Usyk gave up the belt, reflecting on following Fabio’s career from the start.</li><li>Rambles happily about modern boxing politics: belts being vacated, commentators underrating fighters, and comparisons with 15-round eras and old-school rule changes.</li><li>Touches on David Benavidez, Canelo, Bivol and others, wondering why some fights never happen and musing on “toughest heavyweights” in different eras.</li></ul></li><li>Daily Star Ramble, Fame &amp; Social Media Plans<ul><li>Flicks through the Daily Star, commenting on Sydney Sweeney’s sudden mega-fame and old glamour shots of Kelly Brook.</li><li>Tells a personal memory of seeing Frank Skinner in a comedy club years ago and feeling jealous of how pale he was compared to Jason’s own colouring, before musing on celebrity as an “aphrodisiac.”</li><li>Talks about his Facebook group “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” and how he now posts full new recordings there once they’ve gone through Spreaker and YouTube.</li><li>Explains his upload routine: six audio versions going to YouTube, then downloads the no-music version to share on Facebook; also posting full “audio videos” to TikTok, Instagram and X up to one hour.</li><li>Ponders whether to do TikTok Lives for Let Me Bore You To Sleep or Q&amp;A Friday, unsure if he fits typical TikTok live trends.</li><li>Reflects briefly on his mood: struggling to get out of bed at the weekend, then suddenly feeling more productive and doing multiple recordings as his mood lifts.</li></ul></li><li>Civil Suits, Weight-Loss Jabs &amp; 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remembers visiting castles on school trips and being struck by how small people must have been in the past.</li></ul></li><li>Main Trivia: Animals with Silly Names<ul><li>Finally settles into the main Trivia Tuesday topic: animals with silly or rude-sounding names.</li><li>Reads and reacts to a long list of creatures and species:<ul><li>Mammals like dik-dik (tiny antelope), naked mole rats, raccoon dogs, uakaris, tarsiers, sengis (elephant shrews), wolverines, honey badgers, musk oxen, maned wolves, fainting goats, and more.</li><li>Mustelids (ferrets, polecats, wolverines, etc.), leading into a heartfelt tangent about Andre the ferret and the toughness of that whole family.</li><li>Birds including blue-footed, red-footed and masked boobies, great tits, blue tits, marsh tits, bearded tits, go-away birds, rough-faced shags, bananaquits and others.</li><li>Fish such as slippery dick, boops boops, clingfish, waspfish, spotted wobegong, long-dong-style eels, guppies, pufferfish, blobfish, lump suckers, sarcastic fringeheads and more.</li><li>Reptiles, amphibians and invertebrates with gloriously daft names: hellbenders, snot otters, chicken turtles, peacock mantis shrimp, vampire squid, bone-eating snot-flower worms, dragon millipedes, velvet worms, pea crabs and others.</li></ul></li><li>Keeps circling back to how childish and funny these names sound, laughing at how ChatGPT previously added its own “jokey” commentary when he only wanted plain facts.</li><li>Highlights a “top rude names” shortlist including slippery dick, boops boops, cockchafer, dickcissel, and the many “tit” birds, with mock-outrage at how smutty it all sounds for a sleepy trivia podcast.</li></ul></li><li>Vinnie, Uncle Sausages &amp; 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🎙️ Episode Summary:
Silly Animal names – Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1492 – Jason Newland – 18th November 2025
(duration: 1 hour, 10 minutes)

🎙️...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Silly Animal names – Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1492 – Jason Newland – 18th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 10 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />In this Trivia Tuesday instalment, Jason goes down a wonderfully daft rabbit hole of animals with silly names — from slippery dick fish and boops boops to cockchafers, blue-footed boobies, great tits, hellbenders, snot otters, and beyond. Along the way he wanders (as always) through boxing rants, newspaper clippings, horoscopes, the strongest animals on Earth, and memories of his beloved ferret Andre — all wrapped in that calm, rambling, sleepy style that makes it easy to drift off while half-smiling at how ridiculous the world is.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Intro, Let Me Bore Your Pain Away &amp; Boxing Joy<ul><li>Opens with the usual welcome to JasonNewland.com and reminder to only listen when you can safely close your eyes.</li><li>Mentions recording Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #43 earlier in the day, which went in an unexpected direction.</li><li>Shares genuine excitement that local boxer Fabio Wardley has become WBO heavyweight champion after Oleksandr Usyk gave up the belt, reflecting on following Fabio’s career from the start.</li><li>Rambles happily about modern boxing politics: belts being vacated, commentators underrating fighters, and comparisons with 15-round eras and old-school rule changes.</li><li>Touches on David Benavidez, Canelo, Bivol and others, wondering why some fights never happen and musing on “toughest heavyweights” in different eras.</li></ul></li><li>Daily Star Ramble, Fame &amp; Social Media Plans<ul><li>Flicks through the Daily Star, commenting on Sydney Sweeney’s sudden mega-fame and old glamour shots of Kelly Brook.</li><li>Tells a personal memory of seeing Frank Skinner in a comedy club years ago and feeling jealous of how pale he was compared to Jason’s own colouring, before musing on celebrity as an “aphrodisiac.”</li><li>Talks about his Facebook group “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” and how he now posts full new recordings there once they’ve gone through Spreaker and YouTube.</li><li>Explains his upload routine: six audio versions going to YouTube, then downloads the no-music version to share on Facebook; also posting full “audio videos” to TikTok, Instagram and X up to one hour.</li><li>Ponders whether to do TikTok Lives for Let Me Bore You To Sleep or Q&amp;A Friday, unsure if he fits typical TikTok live trends.</li><li>Reflects briefly on his mood: struggling to get out of bed at the weekend, then suddenly feeling more productive and doing multiple recordings as his mood lifts.</li></ul></li><li>Civil Suits, Weight-Loss Jabs &amp; Horoscopes<ul><li>Wonders aloud about civil court vs criminal court after hearing about a cancelled boxing match involving Gervonta Davis and a civil suit.</li><li>Reads a piece about weight-loss injections (“fat jabs”) slowing alcohol absorption and warns listeners to be careful if they’re on them — while noting he neither drinks nor takes jabs himself.</li><li>Thinks about his own weight, whether he’d even qualify for such treatment on the NHS, and how people use quick fixes.</li><li>Dips into the horoscope page, reading multiple star signs in his own slightly cheeky, editorial style — including Virgo (his sign) and others, poking fun at the vague and oddly specific advice while still enjoying the ritual.</li></ul></li><li>Strongest Animals, Dinosaurs &amp; Size Perspective<ul><li>Looks up a list of the world’s strongest animals: harpy eagles, leopards, polar bears, lions, grizzlies, tigers, musk oxen, white rhinos, gorillas and African...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35260</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andretheferret,animalnames,boobies,boopsboops,boringpodcast,cockchafer,dickcissel,funnyfacts,greattits,hellbender,insomniahelp,jasonnewland,mustelids,sillyanimals,sleephypnosis,sleepypodcast,slipperydick,snototter,triviatuesday,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b162be9b80c36d9de5f93b565bf4f283.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Barrel of nonsense | Let me bore your pain away #43 | Jason Newland | 18th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-barrel-of-nonsense-let-me-bore-your-pain-away-43-jason-newland-18th-november-2025--68620434</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Barrel of Nonsense – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #43 – Jason Newland – 18th November 2025</b><br />(duration: ~40 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview This is a chronic pain relief session in Jason’s gently rambling, comedic, and completely unpressured style. You’re invited to get comfortable, only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes, and let your mind drift as Jason chats about leaf blowers, banana skins, strange family myths, getting older, bald spots in lift mirrors, and Vinnie snuffling around in the background. There’s no heavy technique to follow, no need for silence, and no “trying to relax.” Instead, Jason uses distraction, nonsense, and low-key hypnotic ideas to help your nervous system forget about pain for a while and settle into a looser, calmer state.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes 1. Getting Comfortable &amp; Pain Relief Safeguards<br /><ul><li>Jason opens by welcoming you to JasonNewland.com, reminding you this is a chronic pain relief session.</li><li>Emphasises that you should know the cause of your pain and have your doctor’s permission before listening further.</li><li>Invites you to sit or lie somewhere supported, reassuring you that background sounds and imperfect conditions are absolutely fine.</li><li>Notes you can keep your eyes open, but closed usually feels more comfortable.</li></ul>2. Leaf Blowers, Leaf Suckers &amp; “Accidental” Hypnosis<br /><ul><li>Launches into a mock-rant about gardeners using leaf blowers instead of “leaf suckers,” comparing them to vacuum cleaners and questioning the logic of blowing mess around instead of collecting it.</li><li>Jokes that you might think he’s using distraction or confusion techniques, but insists he’s “just moaning about leaves”… while also explaining how distraction shifts attention away from pain and toward his nonsense.</li><li>Plays with the idea that by trying to work out what he’s doing, you can end up more relaxed and even forget why you started listening… and only notice afterwards that you’ve had 10 minutes of comfort.</li></ul>3. Arthritis, Emergencies &amp; Forgetting to Hurt<br /><ul><li>Talks about having arthritis in his lower back and how bending normally hurts — even picking up Vinnie’s poo.</li><li>Describes running to help an elderly lady who fell in the road, lifting her without feeling his usual back pain because his focus was entirely on her safety (and not wanting to look like “a groper”).</li><li>Uses this as a natural example of how, when attention is pulled fully into the moment or towards someone else, pain sensations can temporarily fade into the background.</li></ul>4. Banana Skins, Family Myths &amp; Nan the “Porcupine”<br /><ul><li>Shares a long-running story from his nan about his aunt supposedly breaking her leg slipping on a banana skin.</li><li>Years later, he discovers his aunt actually slipped on ice and never encountered a banana skin at all.</li><li>More confusion follows with an “ice machine” that turns out to be a simple bucket of ice, and tales of his nan telling others Jason had a “ready-made family” with kids he never had.</li><li>Reflects, with affection and amusement, on how family stories twist over time and how his nan might’ve just been bored and embellishing.</li></ul>5. Old Relationships, Vague Answers &amp; Frank Spencer<br /><ul><li>Remembers a woman he dated years ago, travelling from London at weekends, wanting to move in with her.</li><li>She repeatedly gave vague or indirect answers, never clearly saying “yes,” and eventually directly said she didn’t want him to move in.</li><li>Jokes about people being vague, references “Frank” turning into “Betty” as a nod to Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em, and plays with the absurdity of conversations that go nowhere.</li><li>Lightly touches on existential jokes about being the last man on earth, women possibly being AI, and a tongue-in-cheek aside about being on his meds.</li></ul>6. Boring Your Pain Away: Everyday Triggers as Therapy<br /><ul><li>Explains a personal technique where he imagines stress or tension leaving his body whenever he goes to the toilet, while drinking water becomes “putting positive energy” into himself.</li><li>Talks about breathing in healing and breathing out negativity, like exhaling smoke.</li><li>Notes that doing this kind of thing regularly can become automatic, so you feel calmer without consciously trying.</li><li>Ties it back to his recordings: even if they sound ridiculous, thousands of people fall asleep or feel better listening to his “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” and “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” sessions, often without knowing exactly why.</li></ul>7. Wizard of Oz, Hiroshima &amp; Aluminium vs Aluminum<br /><ul><li>Rambles through The Wizard of Oz, casually spoiling the “it was all a dream” ending and only realising as he says it.</li><li>Admits he was in his 30s before noticing that the farm characters at the start are echoed by the lion, tin man, and scarecrow in Oz.</li><li>Drifts into pronunciation differences like Hiroshima vs. “Horishima,” and British vs. American words like aluminium/aluminum and colour/color, joking about how spellcheck must suffer and how language might have changed just to be awkward.</li></ul>8. Circles on Paper, Giant Sheets &amp; Broken Kitchen Blinds<br /><ul><li>Suggests an absurd “hobby” of drawing endless coloured circles on a large sheet of paper until you run out of space.</li><li>Wonders about the biggest piece of paper you can buy and pokes fun at billboard posters being made of strips.</li><li>Then switches to a very domestic issue: his kitchen blind was broken by a council worker fixing his window, leaving only a ripped net curtain.</li><li>Talks about how, with lights on, neighbours can see him pottering about or even dancing in the kitchen while waiting for the kettle — upper-body dancing only, to protect his lower back.</li></ul>9. Ageing, Mirrors, Bald Spots &amp; Lift Cameras<br /><ul><li>Reflects on getting older: accepting some physical limitations, but still getting a shock when he catches sight of himself unexpectedly.</li><li>Shares a vivid moment of stepping out of the bath, seeing a steamed-up mirror, wiping it clear, and being startled by the “big pink blob wobbling past” — then realising it’s just him.</li><li>Recalls an elevator covered in mirrors, where all he could see was his bald spot shining like a “pessimistic halo.”</li><li>Mentions his door camera capturing mostly the bald patch as he goes downstairs, joking that even the camera seems to be laughing at him.</li></ul>10. Vinnie, Walking &amp; Noticing How You Feel Now<br /><ul><li>Checks on Vinnie, who’s buried his head under a cardigan and might (or might not) want a walk.</li><li>Repeats the word “walk” to see if Vinnie reacts, but he stays asleep — another small, cosy domestic moment.</li><li>Gently invites you to compare how your body feels now with how it felt at the start: noticing more relaxation, calmness, looseness, and maybe a slightly more positive outlook.</li><li>Closes by naming the episode “A Barrel of Nonsense,” thanking you for listening, and reminding you to be kind and gentle with yourself because you deserve to feel safe and happy.</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>This is a chronic pain relief episode in the Let Me Bore Your Pain Away series, using storytelling, humour, and gentle confusion as a way to nudge pain into the background.</li><li>Jason reminds you to only use these sessions alongside proper medical care, not instead of it.</li><li>Includes soft mentions of:<ul><li><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a> – where you can find more free sleep hypnosis, insomnia podcasts, and boring podcasts designed to help you relax and drift off.</li><li></li></ul></li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68620434</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 16:32:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68620434/no_music_10_hours_barrel_of_nonsense_let_me_bore_your_pain_away_43_jason_newland_18th_november_2025.mp3" length="282779885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Barrel of Nonsense – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #43 – Jason Newland – 18th November 2025
(duration: ~40 minutes)

🎙️ Episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Barrel of Nonsense – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #43 – Jason Newland – 18th November 2025</b><br />(duration: ~40 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview This is a chronic pain relief session in Jason’s gently rambling, comedic, and completely unpressured style. You’re invited to get comfortable, only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes, and let your mind drift as Jason chats about leaf blowers, banana skins, strange family myths, getting older, bald spots in lift mirrors, and Vinnie snuffling around in the background. There’s no heavy technique to follow, no need for silence, and no “trying to relax.” Instead, Jason uses distraction, nonsense, and low-key hypnotic ideas to help your nervous system forget about pain for a while and settle into a looser, calmer state.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes 1. Getting Comfortable &amp; Pain Relief Safeguards<br /><ul><li>Jason opens by welcoming you to JasonNewland.com, reminding you this is a chronic pain relief session.</li><li>Emphasises that you should know the cause of your pain and have your doctor’s permission before listening further.</li><li>Invites you to sit or lie somewhere supported, reassuring you that background sounds and imperfect conditions are absolutely fine.</li><li>Notes you can keep your eyes open, but closed usually feels more comfortable.</li></ul>2. Leaf Blowers, Leaf Suckers &amp; “Accidental” Hypnosis<br /><ul><li>Launches into a mock-rant about gardeners using leaf blowers instead of “leaf suckers,” comparing them to vacuum cleaners and questioning the logic of blowing mess around instead of collecting it.</li><li>Jokes that you might think he’s using distraction or confusion techniques, but insists he’s “just moaning about leaves”… while also explaining how distraction shifts attention away from pain and toward his nonsense.</li><li>Plays with the idea that by trying to work out what he’s doing, you can end up more relaxed and even forget why you started listening… and only notice afterwards that you’ve had 10 minutes of comfort.</li></ul>3. Arthritis, Emergencies &amp; Forgetting to Hurt<br /><ul><li>Talks about having arthritis in his lower back and how bending normally hurts — even picking up Vinnie’s poo.</li><li>Describes running to help an elderly lady who fell in the road, lifting her without feeling his usual back pain because his focus was entirely on her safety (and not wanting to look like “a groper”).</li><li>Uses this as a natural example of how, when attention is pulled fully into the moment or towards someone else, pain sensations can temporarily fade into the background.</li></ul>4. Banana Skins, Family Myths &amp; Nan the “Porcupine”<br /><ul><li>Shares a long-running story from his nan about his aunt supposedly breaking her leg slipping on a banana skin.</li><li>Years later, he discovers his aunt actually slipped on ice and never encountered a banana skin at all.</li><li>More confusion follows with an “ice machine” that turns out to be a simple bucket of ice, and tales of his nan telling others Jason had a “ready-made family” with kids he never had.</li><li>Reflects, with affection and amusement, on how family stories twist over time and how his nan might’ve just been bored and embellishing.</li></ul>5. Old Relationships, Vague Answers &amp; Frank Spencer<br /><ul><li>Remembers a woman he dated years ago, travelling from London at weekends, wanting to move in with her.</li><li>She repeatedly gave vague or indirect answers, never clearly saying “yes,” and eventually directly said she didn’t want him to move in.</li><li>Jokes about people being vague, references “Frank” turning into “Betty” as...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35348</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,arthritis,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,chronicpain,chronicpainrelief,distractiontechnique,humour,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,leafblowers,letmeboreyourpainaway,mindfulness,painrelief,relaxation,selfcare,sleephypnosis,storytelling,vinnie,wizardofoz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3edc351f5df4c6161c2b023098023899.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Posters | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1491 | Jason Newland | 17th November  2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-posters-monday-s-boring-objects-lmbyts-1491-jason-newland-17th-november-2025--68607930</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Posters – Monday’s Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1491 – Jason Newland – 17th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />In this meandering and sleepy Monday’s Boring Objects episode, Jason picks a wonderfully mundane theme: posters and “things I’ve had on the wall,” and then happily wanders off in all directions. Along the way he chats about boxing, TikTok oddities, blue tack, childhood comics, smart meters, bills stuck to walls, and old reviews that still keep him going. Vinnie the red Jack Russell pads around the flat, crunches loudly at the worst possible moments, and stars in a few stories of his own (including a very memorable wee on a neighbour’s bed). The tone is cosy, conversational, and gently self-mocking – ideal background rambling for drifting off to sleep or relaxing in bed with your eyes closed.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Opening Ramble, Vinnie &amp; New Hypnosis Session<ul><li>Jason starts by welcoming listeners to JasonNewland.com and reminding everyone to only listen when it’s safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Vinnie has just had his dinner and may snack and potter about while Jason talks.</li><li>Jason mentions recording a separate 30-minute hypnosis session earlier in the day (“Release Intention”) and feeling genuinely relaxed afterward.</li><li>He talks about stats lagging behind, YouTube comments (thanks Tina), and how every new podcast now automatically appears on YouTube in six versions (with/without music, 5-hour and 10-hour editions).</li></ul></li><li>Platforms, Promotion &amp; A Thank-You to Supporters<ul><li>Explains that new recordings are now also going up on X (Twitter), Instagram, TikTok, and possibly Facebook, with shorter or full-length video versions where possible.</li><li>Mentions losing old Twitter account details and starting again with a fresh profile.</li><li>Thanks Mary for a kind PayPal gift and invites listeners to send in questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday on 21st November 2025.</li><li>Reflects on how people can listen anywhere – Spotify, Apple Podcasts, his website – and how YouTube is a “slow burner” with around 1,621 subscribers.</li></ul></li><li>Boxing Chat &amp; “Funny Fights” (Conor Benn, Eubank Jr, Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua)<ul><li>Jason drifts into boxing talk: the one-sided Conor Benn vs Eubank Jr fight, how different it was from their first meeting, and why he’d give Eubank almost no rounds this time.</li><li>Breaks down big purses, management cuts, and how 10 million quickly becomes “only” about three or three and a half after tax and fees.</li><li>Discusses novelty fights, especially the planned Anthony Joshua vs Jake Paul bout, predicting it will be funny – unless Jake Paul actually lands something big.</li><li>Talks about Jake Paul’s record (MMA opponents, Tommy Fury, Mike Tyson, Chavez Jr.) and why these crossover events aren’t really new, reminding listeners of Ali vs a wrestler and other old exhibition-style bouts.</li></ul></li><li>Posters, Childhood Walls &amp; TV Heroes<ul><li>Moves into the main “boring object” theme: posters on his walls over the years.</li><li>Remembers the last “proper” poster he had as a teenager – pop star Sabrina from “Boys, Boys, Boys” – stuck somewhere he could “wake up to her every day,” and how deeply he believed he loved her.</li><li>Talks about a childhood Bruce Lee poster from a magazine, probably around 1978, featuring images from Enter the Dragon – one from the opening training scene and another from the Hall of Mirrors.</li><li>Reflects on the TV series Kung Fu with David Carradine, how much he adored the calm, focused style of the character, and how it contrasted with the shouting and squeaking of classic kung-fu films.</li><li>Mentions the similar “walking down the road with a backpack” endings of Kung Fu and The Incredible Hulk.</li><li>Shares his annoyance with the way Bruce Lee was portrayed in a modern Tarantino film, but admits one line about “everyone going to prison if they kill someone” was quite funny.</li></ul></li><li>Sharon Davies, Bikini Walls &amp; Dad’s Comment<ul><li>Remembers having a picture of British swimmer Sharron Davies on the wall, likely around the time of the 1980 Olympics.</li><li>Recalls his dad pointing out that everyone on his wall seemed to be in a bikini or swimming costume.</li><li>Jason’s explanation? The “theme of the wall” was simply, “people I love… women I love.”</li></ul></li><li>Comics, Magazines &amp; Blue Tack Logistics<ul><li>Reminisces about Look-in and The Dandy being his weekly comics, while his brothers had Beano, war magazines and football mags.</li><li>Talks about wrestling with staples in the middle of magazines to extract posters without destroying the issue, because he liked to keep them all.</li><li>Mentions how, by around 1984, he had years of Look-in and Dandy stored away, and how different it might have been if he’d kept them all until today.</li></ul></li><li>YouTube Videos, The Giant Beard &amp; Being Seen vs Being Heard<ul><li>Jumps forward to YouTube era: he has old videos dating back to 2007, some of which he’s re-uploaded in playlists.</li><li>Talks about a particular 2020 video where he has an enormous beard and a mask that sits like a “thong” between the beard, which even a local petrol station worker commented on once he shaved it off.</li><li>Reflects on not loving the idea of being “seen” on camera, even though there are hundreds of videos where he’s already visible. He’s more comfortable as a voice than a face.</li><li>Mentions AI-generated images where his teeth look comically perfect and his fingers somehow still look like his own hands.</li></ul></li><li>Smart Meters, Bills on Walls &amp; Anxiety<ul><li>Shifts to practical “wall objects”: smart meters, bills, and lists of debts.</li><li>Tells a story about a friend with COPD who placed the smart meter under the TV and became obsessed with watching the numbers go up, to the point of turning off heating and making himself cold.</li><li>Jason gently urged him to put it away for the sake of his health and peace of mind – advice he also follows himself by keeping his own meter out of sight.</li><li>Remembers a whiteboard listing monthly outgoings, and how much cheaper electricity and gas used to be. These days, almost everything is on direct debit, which he finds less stressful.</li></ul></li><li>TikTok, Weird Messages &amp; Social Media Fatigue<ul><li>Talks about experimenting with TikTok over the weekend, researching how it works and feeling mentally drained by it all.</li><li>Shares some odd messages from a stranger asking where he lives and insisting they’re on TikTok to “meet a lovely, honest, genuine man,” despite having no videos or live streams.</li><li>Reflects on how that kind of thing feels scammy and how he’s not quite sure how his sleepy content fits into TikTok culture, but decides he’ll keep posting new episodes there, on Instagram, X, and maybe Facebook too.</li></ul></li><li>Vinnie’s Wee, Puppy Videos &amp; Flat Memories<ul><li>Describes posting videos in his Facebook “Boring Group,” including clips of Vinnie as a tiny puppy with a hyperactive tail.</li><li>Tells the story of Vinnie being left with a neighbour for an hour, happily bouncing around and then doing an excited wee on her bed. She laughed – Jason was less amused.</li><li>Shares how he wishes he’d had Vinnie from the very start of his life, believing he’d have been hugged so much he’d be better behaved on walks today.</li></ul></li></ol>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68607930</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 22:54:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68607930/no_music_10_hours_posters_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1491_jason_newland_17th_november_2025.mp3" length="282321131" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Posters – Monday’s Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1491 – Jason Newland – 17th November 2025
(duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes)

🎙️ Episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Posters – Monday’s Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1491 – Jason Newland – 17th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />In this meandering and sleepy Monday’s Boring Objects episode, Jason picks a wonderfully mundane theme: posters and “things I’ve had on the wall,” and then happily wanders off in all directions. Along the way he chats about boxing, TikTok oddities, blue tack, childhood comics, smart meters, bills stuck to walls, and old reviews that still keep him going. Vinnie the red Jack Russell pads around the flat, crunches loudly at the worst possible moments, and stars in a few stories of his own (including a very memorable wee on a neighbour’s bed). The tone is cosy, conversational, and gently self-mocking – ideal background rambling for drifting off to sleep or relaxing in bed with your eyes closed.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Opening Ramble, Vinnie &amp; New Hypnosis Session<ul><li>Jason starts by welcoming listeners to JasonNewland.com and reminding everyone to only listen when it’s safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Vinnie has just had his dinner and may snack and potter about while Jason talks.</li><li>Jason mentions recording a separate 30-minute hypnosis session earlier in the day (“Release Intention”) and feeling genuinely relaxed afterward.</li><li>He talks about stats lagging behind, YouTube comments (thanks Tina), and how every new podcast now automatically appears on YouTube in six versions (with/without music, 5-hour and 10-hour editions).</li></ul></li><li>Platforms, Promotion &amp; A Thank-You to Supporters<ul><li>Explains that new recordings are now also going up on X (Twitter), Instagram, TikTok, and possibly Facebook, with shorter or full-length video versions where possible.</li><li>Mentions losing old Twitter account details and starting again with a fresh profile.</li><li>Thanks Mary for a kind PayPal gift and invites listeners to send in questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday on 21st November 2025.</li><li>Reflects on how people can listen anywhere – Spotify, Apple Podcasts, his website – and how YouTube is a “slow burner” with around 1,621 subscribers.</li></ul></li><li>Boxing Chat &amp; “Funny Fights” (Conor Benn, Eubank Jr, Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua)<ul><li>Jason drifts into boxing talk: the one-sided Conor Benn vs Eubank Jr fight, how different it was from their first meeting, and why he’d give Eubank almost no rounds this time.</li><li>Breaks down big purses, management cuts, and how 10 million quickly becomes “only” about three or three and a half after tax and fees.</li><li>Discusses novelty fights, especially the planned Anthony Joshua vs Jake Paul bout, predicting it will be funny – unless Jake Paul actually lands something big.</li><li>Talks about Jake Paul’s record (MMA opponents, Tommy Fury, Mike Tyson, Chavez Jr.) and why these crossover events aren’t really new, reminding listeners of Ali vs a wrestler and other old exhibition-style bouts.</li></ul></li><li>Posters, Childhood Walls &amp; TV Heroes<ul><li>Moves into the main “boring object” theme: posters on his walls over the years.</li><li>Remembers the last “proper” poster he had as a teenager – pop star Sabrina from “Boys, Boys, Boys” – stuck somewhere he could “wake up to her every day,” and how deeply he believed he loved her.</li><li>Talks about a childhood Bruce Lee poster from a magazine, probably around 1978, featuring images from Enter the Dragon – one from the opening training scene and another from the Hall of Mirrors.</li><li>Reflects on the TV series Kung Fu with David Carradine, how much he adored the calm,...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35290</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,boxing,brucelee,facebookgroup,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mondaysboringobjects,nostalgia,posters,relaxation,sharondavies,sleepaid,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,smartmeter,tiktok,vinnie,youtubepodcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a3139969d45e995b02caa52c81630745.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1490 | Jason Newland | 14th November  2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1490-jason-newland-14th-november-2025--68572365</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Q&amp;A Friday – LMBYTS #1490 – Jason Newland – 14th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 46 minutes)<br /><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />In this cosy Q&amp;A Friday episode, Jason answers questions from listeners Hope, Kathleen, Maria and Anne, drifting through memories of snowy winters, cinema trips, family Christmases, and the strange way moods follow you wherever you go. Along the way he shares a touching story about helping “Nanny Treats” after a fall in the road, talks about Vinnie’s walks, neighbours who shout in the garden, Big Brother, boxing, and TikTok experiments — all in his familiar, sleepy, rambling style that’s perfect for nodding off. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Nanny Treats, Night Walks &amp; Near Misses<ul><li>Jason describes his new routine of taking Vinnie out at dusk with little clip-on lights and a glowing chest strap so they can be seen on dark pavements.</li><li>He recounts a worrying moment when “Nanny Treats” (one of Vinnie’s favourite people) trips and falls in the road while walking a neighbour’s strong dog.</li><li>Jason talks through the slow-motion feeling of watching her fall, the difficulty of helping someone who might be injured, and the relief when she can stand and walk again.</li><li>He gently ignores her request to “not tell anyone” and reflects on how older relatives, like his nan, used to hide falls out of fear of being moved out of their homes.</li></ul></li><li>Rainy Days, Groceries &amp; Weekend TV Plans<ul><li>A rainy, grey day sets the backdrop: Jason times Vinnie’s walks perfectly between downpours and looks forward to a grocery delivery.</li><li>He chats about Big Brother eviction night, upcoming boxing matches (including Chris Eubank Jr vs Conor Benn, and a big Saudi Arabia card with David Benavidez vs Yard), and the awkwardness of staying up all night for American fight timings.</li><li>There’s a light ramble about which sports are truly popular in the UK and worldwide, with a nod to football, cricket, rugby, and where boxing might fit in.</li></ul></li><li>Big Brother, I’m a Celebrity &amp; Noisy Neighbours<ul><li>Jason muses on Big Brother’s sometimes cruel twists and fake countdowns to evictions that never happen, and hints at twists without spoiling them.</li><li>He looks ahead to I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, mentioning Kelly Brook and how much he enjoys her voice.</li><li>In the background, a neighbour loudly shouts in the garden; Jason jokes that she’s like an unwanted co-presenter and wonders if shouty people realise they’re shouting.</li><li>He speculates that it might be an eyesight issue, not hearing — they think the person is further away — and spins off into playful mental images of people literally “biting someone’s head off”.</li></ul></li><li>TikTok, Instagram &amp; The Trumpet-Playing Jack Russell<ul><li>Jason shares that he’s now uploading daily episodes to TikTok (up to an hour each) and shorter versions to Instagram, and invites listeners to find him by name or via links on his website.</li><li>He explains that TikTok and Instagram are just extra places to fall asleep to his voice, while his website and YouTube still host all six versions of each recording (with and without music, 5- and 10-hour).</li><li>Vinnie provides a noisy soundtrack off-mic; Jason imagines him one day playing drums or trumpet and jokes about marketing him as a jazz-playing Jack Russell.</li></ul></li><li>Rory Sutherland, Tangents &amp; Talkative Uncle Sausage<ul><li>Jason talks about his current fascination with Rory Sutherland, a marketing expert whose long, tangential talks he finds both funny and educational.</li><li>This leads into memories of “Uncle Sausage,” who never stopped talking — even in hospital and seemingly even while asleep — and Jason wonders if he himself talks in his sleep.</li><li>He reflects on those moments when a conversation suddenly becomes genuinely interesting and the “glass” between him and other people drops, drawing him properly into connection.</li></ul></li><li>Hope’s Question: Christmas Decorations &amp; What Feels Christmassy<ul><li>Hope asks about his favourite Christmas decoration as a child and what makes him feel that Christmas is here.</li><li>Jason fondly remembers chocolate coins hanging on the tree, long strings of Christmas cards stretched across the walls, tinsel everywhere, and neighbours’ houses glowing with lights.</li><li>He contrasts those busy, card-filled childhood Christmases with his present life, where he might receive only a few cards a year, and shares the bittersweet side of living alone and never having had a family of his own.</li><li>He recalls decorating the communal Christmas tree Luke once planted outside, and his attempt to turn it into a little memorial with lights and tinsel that sadly no one else joined in with.</li><li>Christmas songs, TV specials (EastEnders, Coronation Street, Vicar of Dibley, Only Fools and Horses, Morcambe and Wise, The Two Ronnies), and even snow are what really make him feel Christmassy now — even if he mostly just waits for the season to quietly pass.</li></ul></li><li>Kathleen’s Question: White Christmas &amp; Snow in the UK<ul><li>Kathleen asks whether white Christmases are common in England or quite rare.</li><li>Jason talks about how snow is more common in Wales and Scotland than in the south of England and recalls stretches of years in the late 2000s and early 2010s when it seemed to snow every month.</li><li>He remembers thick snow three years ago, around the time he got Vinnie, and describes trudging around in boots before it all turned to ice.</li><li>There’s a vivid memory of slipping down the stairs and fracturing his back once the snow became treacherous, and how his padded coat may have prevented a worse injury.</li><li>He still dreams of stepping outside one Christmas Day while it’s actively snowing — a cosy, storybook “proper” white Christmas.</li></ul></li><li>Tesco Adverts, Opinions &amp; Changing Generations<ul><li>Jason laughs about a Tesco Christmas advert where a family’s mood sours after a granddad admits he “had an opinion,” and how that reminds him of his own dad quietly keeping opinions to himself now.</li><li>He reflects on the social pressure not to say the “wrong thing” in today’s world, the Big Brother contestant thrown out for clichéd comments about boats, and how he’d probably get told off frequently if he ever went into the Big Brother house.</li><li>The theme of generational shifts runs through his musings — what used to be normal pub-talk now gets magnified, judged and replayed.</li></ul></li><li>Maria’s Question: Last Time at the Cinema<ul><li>Maria asks Jason when he last went to the cinema and what he saw.</li><li>He believes his last trip was in 2015 to see Fantastic Four, and he reminisces about earlier cinema visits: Spider-Man films, X-Men, Superman Returns with his goddaughter, Ratatouille, Walk the Line, a Woody Allen film, and Tim Burton’s Batman in 1989.</li><li>There are funny, slightly awkward date stories, including putting his hand on someone’s knee and having it removed, and hiding in an alley to “surprise” a date… only to miss the entire film.</li><li>He reflects on how films like E.T. once felt like global events everyone had to see, in a way that feels different now with streaming and the fragmented media world.</li></ul></li><li>Anne’s Question: Snowball Fights, Brothers &amp; Height<ul><li>Anne asks whether he’s ever had a snowball fight. Jason says yes — and he didn’t like it.</li><li>Growing up with two much bigger, stronger older brothers meant physical games could get rough, and he never really felt like a team-sport kind of person.</li></ul></li></ol>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68572365</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 20:27:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68572365/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1490_jason_newland_14th_november_2025.mp3" length="281124845" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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🎙️ Episode Summary:
Q&amp;amp;A Friday – LMBYTS #1490 – Jason Newland – 14th November 2025
(duration: 1 hour, 46 minutes)


🎙️ Episode Overview
In this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Q&amp;A Friday – LMBYTS #1490 – Jason Newland – 14th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 46 minutes)<br /><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />In this cosy Q&amp;A Friday episode, Jason answers questions from listeners Hope, Kathleen, Maria and Anne, drifting through memories of snowy winters, cinema trips, family Christmases, and the strange way moods follow you wherever you go. Along the way he shares a touching story about helping “Nanny Treats” after a fall in the road, talks about Vinnie’s walks, neighbours who shout in the garden, Big Brother, boxing, and TikTok experiments — all in his familiar, sleepy, rambling style that’s perfect for nodding off. 🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Nanny Treats, Night Walks &amp; Near Misses<ul><li>Jason describes his new routine of taking Vinnie out at dusk with little clip-on lights and a glowing chest strap so they can be seen on dark pavements.</li><li>He recounts a worrying moment when “Nanny Treats” (one of Vinnie’s favourite people) trips and falls in the road while walking a neighbour’s strong dog.</li><li>Jason talks through the slow-motion feeling of watching her fall, the difficulty of helping someone who might be injured, and the relief when she can stand and walk again.</li><li>He gently ignores her request to “not tell anyone” and reflects on how older relatives, like his nan, used to hide falls out of fear of being moved out of their homes.</li></ul></li><li>Rainy Days, Groceries &amp; Weekend TV Plans<ul><li>A rainy, grey day sets the backdrop: Jason times Vinnie’s walks perfectly between downpours and looks forward to a grocery delivery.</li><li>He chats about Big Brother eviction night, upcoming boxing matches (including Chris Eubank Jr vs Conor Benn, and a big Saudi Arabia card with David Benavidez vs Yard), and the awkwardness of staying up all night for American fight timings.</li><li>There’s a light ramble about which sports are truly popular in the UK and worldwide, with a nod to football, cricket, rugby, and where boxing might fit in.</li></ul></li><li>Big Brother, I’m a Celebrity &amp; Noisy Neighbours<ul><li>Jason muses on Big Brother’s sometimes cruel twists and fake countdowns to evictions that never happen, and hints at twists without spoiling them.</li><li>He looks ahead to I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, mentioning Kelly Brook and how much he enjoys her voice.</li><li>In the background, a neighbour loudly shouts in the garden; Jason jokes that she’s like an unwanted co-presenter and wonders if shouty people realise they’re shouting.</li><li>He speculates that it might be an eyesight issue, not hearing — they think the person is further away — and spins off into playful mental images of people literally “biting someone’s head off”.</li></ul></li><li>TikTok, Instagram &amp; The Trumpet-Playing Jack Russell<ul><li>Jason shares that he’s now uploading daily episodes to TikTok (up to an hour each) and shorter versions to Instagram, and invites listeners to find him by name or via links on his website.</li><li>He explains that TikTok and Instagram are just extra places to fall asleep to his voice, while his website and YouTube still host all six versions of each recording (with and without music, 5- and 10-hour).</li><li>Vinnie provides a noisy soundtrack off-mic; Jason imagines him one day playing drums or trumpet and jokes about marketing him as a jazz-playing Jack Russell.</li></ul></li><li>Rory Sutherland, Tangents &amp; Talkative Uncle Sausage<ul><li>Jason talks about his current fascination with Rory Sutherland, a marketing expert whose long, tangential talks he finds both funny and...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,bigbrother,boringpodcast,boxing,christmas,cinema,insomnia,instagram,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,memories,nostalgia,podcast,qandafriday,relaxation,sleep,snow,storytelling,tiktok,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/975d6cac35b7132004ed25b13c08a20e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) TV shows 1983 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1489 | Jason Newland | 13th November  2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tv-shows-1983-thursday-throwbacks-lmbyts-1489-jason-newland-13th-november-2025--68558059</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68558059</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 21:15:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68558059/no_music_10_hours_tv_shows_1983_thursday_throwbacks_lmbyts_1489_jason_newland_13th_november_2025.mp3" length="279172778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>34897</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1983,ateam,basilsbrush,blackadder,childhood,fragglerock,jasonnewland,knightrider,lmbytspodcast,memories,nostalgia,podcast,relaxation,retro,sleeppodcast,storytelling,throwbacks,tvshows,uktelevision,vinniestories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7b6f8b4ce84cf5e44c636a84d5abeae6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1488 | Jason Newland | 12th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1488-jason-newland-12th-november-2025--68536970</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Whisper Wednesday – LMBYTS #1488 – Jason Newland – 12th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 8 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview In this soft-spoken and gently meandering episode, Jason invites you into a calm morning moment filled with whispers, newspaper musings, and unfiltered thoughts. With Vinnie nearby and the Daily Star in hand, the episode drifts across topics ranging from celebrity gossip to quiet reflections on home, nostalgia, boxing, and society's quirks. Whisper Wednesday offers that familiar blend of randomness, relaxation, and gentle companionship.<br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Morning Whispers &amp; Vinnie Watch</li></ol><ul><li>Jason starts the day whispering quietly while Vinnie snoozes — until the inevitable tail wag and morning stretch.</li><li>Reflects briefly on his late ferret Andre, noting how similar Vinny’s movements sound in the flat.</li></ul>2. Newspaper Ramble: The Daily Star<br /><ul><li>Flicks through stories about I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and jokes about media hype.</li><li>Comments on celebrity children like Paris Jackson and the shadow of their famous parents.</li><li>A satirical take on Meghan Markle, Camilla, royal close-ups, and the peculiar charm of British tabloids.</li><li>Digresses into stories about Maisie Smith and seeing her on the local bus years ago.</li><li>Random thoughts on weirdly close-up celebrity photos, pop culture, and tabloid exaggerations.</li></ul>3. Local Reflections &amp; Random Observations<br /><ul><li>Talks about seeing EastEnders actors in real life back in the day.</li><li>Reminisces about living in Essex, Suffolk, London, and briefly Newcastle — tries calculating how long spent in each place.</li><li>Brief philosophical musings on human relationships, arranged animal pairings at zoos, and seagulls stealing chips.</li></ul>4. Light Commentary on Consumer Ads &amp; Horoscopes<br /><ul><li>Skims ads for Iceland deals, Christmas in Prague trips, sofas, garlands, and money-saving clubs.</li><li>Reads horoscopes for every zodiac sign, offering occasional dry humour and commentary (Virgo gets a nod of personal relevance).</li><li>Mild confusion over garlands, clicking sounds in the flat, and spotting weird product names.</li></ul>5. Sport, Rivalry &amp; Boxing<br /><ul><li>Explores sports fan psychology and new research showing how rivalries affect brain activity.</li><li>Reflects on the boxing world — Conor Benn vs Chris Eubank Jr, the memory of their famous fathers, and Jason’s admiration for local fighter Fabio Wardley.</li><li>Comments on how boxing rivalries differ from football — preferring victory without anyone getting hurt.</li></ul>6. Spot the Difference Puzzle<br /><ul><li>Narrates solving a “spot the six differences” game in real-time — complete with a funny moment mistaking screen dust for a mole.</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks Sheryl for her PayPal gift.</li><li>Briefly references an edited-out bark from Vinnie as the episode ends.</li><li>Wraps up with his gentle reminder:</li></ul>“Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself — you deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68536970</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 15:09:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68536970/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1488_jason_newland_12th_november_2025.mp3" length="282604268" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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🎙️ Episode Summary:
Whisper Wednesday – LMBYTS #1488 – Jason Newland – 12th November 2025
(duration: 1 hour, 8 minutes)

🎙️ Episode Overview In this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Whisper Wednesday – LMBYTS #1488 – Jason Newland – 12th November 2025</b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 8 minutes)<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview In this soft-spoken and gently meandering episode, Jason invites you into a calm morning moment filled with whispers, newspaper musings, and unfiltered thoughts. With Vinnie nearby and the Daily Star in hand, the episode drifts across topics ranging from celebrity gossip to quiet reflections on home, nostalgia, boxing, and society's quirks. Whisper Wednesday offers that familiar blend of randomness, relaxation, and gentle companionship.<br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><ol><li>Morning Whispers &amp; Vinnie Watch</li></ol><ul><li>Jason starts the day whispering quietly while Vinnie snoozes — until the inevitable tail wag and morning stretch.</li><li>Reflects briefly on his late ferret Andre, noting how similar Vinny’s movements sound in the flat.</li></ul>2. Newspaper Ramble: The Daily Star<br /><ul><li>Flicks through stories about I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and jokes about media hype.</li><li>Comments on celebrity children like Paris Jackson and the shadow of their famous parents.</li><li>A satirical take on Meghan Markle, Camilla, royal close-ups, and the peculiar charm of British tabloids.</li><li>Digresses into stories about Maisie Smith and seeing her on the local bus years ago.</li><li>Random thoughts on weirdly close-up celebrity photos, pop culture, and tabloid exaggerations.</li></ul>3. Local Reflections &amp; Random Observations<br /><ul><li>Talks about seeing EastEnders actors in real life back in the day.</li><li>Reminisces about living in Essex, Suffolk, London, and briefly Newcastle — tries calculating how long spent in each place.</li><li>Brief philosophical musings on human relationships, arranged animal pairings at zoos, and seagulls stealing chips.</li></ul>4. Light Commentary on Consumer Ads &amp; Horoscopes<br /><ul><li>Skims ads for Iceland deals, Christmas in Prague trips, sofas, garlands, and money-saving clubs.</li><li>Reads horoscopes for every zodiac sign, offering occasional dry humour and commentary (Virgo gets a nod of personal relevance).</li><li>Mild confusion over garlands, clicking sounds in the flat, and spotting weird product names.</li></ul>5. Sport, Rivalry &amp; Boxing<br /><ul><li>Explores sports fan psychology and new research showing how rivalries affect brain activity.</li><li>Reflects on the boxing world — Conor Benn vs Chris Eubank Jr, the memory of their famous fathers, and Jason’s admiration for local fighter Fabio Wardley.</li><li>Comments on how boxing rivalries differ from football — preferring victory without anyone getting hurt.</li></ul>6. Spot the Difference Puzzle<br /><ul><li>Narrates solving a “spot the six differences” game in real-time — complete with a funny moment mistaking screen dust for a mole.</li></ul>📢 Listener Notes &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks Sheryl for her PayPal gift.</li><li>Briefly references an edited-out bark from Vinnie as the episode ends.</li><li>Wraps up with his gentle reminder:</li></ul>“Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself — you deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35326</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,boxingchat,britishhumour,calmvoice,dailynewspaper,ferretandre,gentlewhisper,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,mindfulness,relaxation,relaxationaudio,sleep,sleeppodcast,soothingtalk,vinnie,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4924dd24d5957bd301c4e5ebd51031d5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Unusual British Town Names | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1487 | Jason Newland | 11th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-unusual-british-town-names-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1487-jason-newland-11th-november-2025--68526418</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Unusual British Town Names – Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1487 – Jason Newland – 11th November 2025 </b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes):<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />This relaxed, meandering episode combines personal anecdotes, observational humor, and a quirky trivia list centered on unusual British (and eventually American) town names. It blends Jason’s casual storytelling with some genuinely funny and odd facts, delivered with characteristic warmth and dry wit.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><br />1. Opening Ramble &amp; Daily Life Update<br /><br /><br /><br /><ul><li>Jason talks about his dog Vinnie, the weather, and watching Ozark and Big Brother.</li><li>Reflects on the emotional displays in Big Brother, saying he wouldn’t miss anyone except Vinnie if in the house.</li><li>Mentions the idea of compiling a yearly journal from his podcast transcripts, possibly publishing them for each year starting in January.</li></ul>2. Humorous Dating Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Several stories about past girlfriends:<ul><li>One insisted on staying after a bad date and had to be sent home by taxi.</li><li>Another painted his toenails, leading to public embarrassment at the beach.</li><li>One pulled a prank on a train that led to a hilarious but awkward moment.</li><li>He reflects on competitive nature and feeling annoyed when beaten at games like air hockey and pub games.</li></ul></li></ul>3. Mundane Daily Tasks &amp; Observations<br /><ul><li>Talks about laundry, hanging up a nightie (not pink or frilly, but could be if he wanted), and dealing with neighborhood noise.</li><li>Comments on social norms, self-expression, and his historical disregard for societal opinions.</li></ul>4. Trivia Tuesday: Weird British Town Names A long, funny segment reading and reacting to a list of real (and very oddly named) British places. Some standouts include:<br /><ul><li>Cockermouth</li><li>Scratchy Bottom (Dorset)</li><li>Wetwang (East Yorkshire)</li><li>Dull (Perthshire) – twinned with Boring, Oregon</li><li>Twat (Shetland)</li><li>Beer (Devon)</li><li>Ugley (Essex) – home of the Ugley Women’s Institute</li><li>Blubberhouses, Lickey End, Pity Me, Bottom Flash, Fingringhoe, No Place, and more.</li></ul>Each name often inspires some digression or reflection — either on his past, language oddities, or silly thoughts about how the names might have originated.<br /><br />5. Detour into Unusual American Town Names<br />Some funny U.S. names mentioned include:<br /><ul><li>Intercourse, Truth or Consequences, Satan’s Kingdom, Hooker, Booger Hole, Climax, Sweet Lips, Ding Dong, and Bum Pass.</li><li>Jason playfully questions whether these places really exist.</li></ul>📢 Listener Engagement &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks Sheryl for a PayPal donation.</li><li>Promotes the Jason Newland Boring Group on Facebook.</li><li>Encourages listeners to leave questions for upcoming Q&amp;A Friday.</li><li>Shares current listener app usage stats from a recent survey (most use Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or JasonNewland.com).</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Closing Words<br /><br />Jason wraps up with his signature message encouraging self-kindness, gentleness, and peace: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68526418</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 20:27:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68526418/no_music_10_hours_unusual_british_town_names_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1487_jason_newland_11th_november_2025.mp3" length="279162989" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Unusual British Town Names – Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1487 – Jason Newland – 11th November 2025 
(duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes):...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Unusual British Town Names – Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1487 – Jason Newland – 11th November 2025 </b><br />(duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes):<br /><br />🎙️ Episode Overview<br />This relaxed, meandering episode combines personal anecdotes, observational humor, and a quirky trivia list centered on unusual British (and eventually American) town names. It blends Jason’s casual storytelling with some genuinely funny and odd facts, delivered with characteristic warmth and dry wit.<br /><br />🧠 Main Segments &amp; Themes<br /><br />1. Opening Ramble &amp; Daily Life Update<br /><br /><br /><br /><ul><li>Jason talks about his dog Vinnie, the weather, and watching Ozark and Big Brother.</li><li>Reflects on the emotional displays in Big Brother, saying he wouldn’t miss anyone except Vinnie if in the house.</li><li>Mentions the idea of compiling a yearly journal from his podcast transcripts, possibly publishing them for each year starting in January.</li></ul>2. Humorous Dating Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Several stories about past girlfriends:<ul><li>One insisted on staying after a bad date and had to be sent home by taxi.</li><li>Another painted his toenails, leading to public embarrassment at the beach.</li><li>One pulled a prank on a train that led to a hilarious but awkward moment.</li><li>He reflects on competitive nature and feeling annoyed when beaten at games like air hockey and pub games.</li></ul></li></ul>3. Mundane Daily Tasks &amp; Observations<br /><ul><li>Talks about laundry, hanging up a nightie (not pink or frilly, but could be if he wanted), and dealing with neighborhood noise.</li><li>Comments on social norms, self-expression, and his historical disregard for societal opinions.</li></ul>4. Trivia Tuesday: Weird British Town Names A long, funny segment reading and reacting to a list of real (and very oddly named) British places. Some standouts include:<br /><ul><li>Cockermouth</li><li>Scratchy Bottom (Dorset)</li><li>Wetwang (East Yorkshire)</li><li>Dull (Perthshire) – twinned with Boring, Oregon</li><li>Twat (Shetland)</li><li>Beer (Devon)</li><li>Ugley (Essex) – home of the Ugley Women’s Institute</li><li>Blubberhouses, Lickey End, Pity Me, Bottom Flash, Fingringhoe, No Place, and more.</li></ul>Each name often inspires some digression or reflection — either on his past, language oddities, or silly thoughts about how the names might have originated.<br /><br />5. Detour into Unusual American Town Names<br />Some funny U.S. names mentioned include:<br /><ul><li>Intercourse, Truth or Consequences, Satan’s Kingdom, Hooker, Booger Hole, Climax, Sweet Lips, Ding Dong, and Bum Pass.</li><li>Jason playfully questions whether these places really exist.</li></ul>📢 Listener Engagement &amp; Outro<br /><ul><li>Thanks Sheryl for a PayPal donation.</li><li>Promotes the Jason Newland Boring Group on Facebook.</li><li>Encourages listeners to leave questions for upcoming Q&amp;A Friday.</li><li>Shares current listener app usage stats from a recent survey (most use Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or JasonNewland.com).</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Closing Words<br /><br />Jason wraps up with his signature message encouraging self-kindness, gentleness, and peace: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34896</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,boringstories,britishhumour,calmingvoice,fallasleepfast,gentlecomedy,hypnosis,insomniarelief,jasonnewland,mindfulness,podcastuk,relaxation,sleepaid,sleeppodcast,sleepyhumor,soothingtalk,triviatuesday,vinniethedog,weirdtownnames</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d95d27f0dba60987ec4b300f33a5bb2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) 2018 Diary | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1486 | Jason Newland | 10th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-2018-diary-mondays-boring-objects-lmbyts-1486-jason-newland-10th-november-2025--68514741</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Monday’s Boring Objects – 2018 Diary Reflection | LMBYTS #1486 | Jason Newland | 11th November 2025</b><br /><br />🗓️ Overview<br />In this soft-spoken and reflective episode, Jason revisits a personal recording from 2018, sharing a gentle ramble through daily routines, quiet memories, and the idea of turning old episodes into a diary-style book. With the usual calming tone, the episode flows through observations of home life, reflections on companionship, and a look at how mundane moments become meaningful when revisited with fresh eyes.<br /><br />📚 Book Project Reflections<br />Jason discusses the idea of compiling past Let Me Bore You to Sleep recordings into a book. He explains how transcribing hundreds of episodes sparked the thought of creating a diary or memoir-style collection based on his audio work. He shares his hesitation, self-doubt, and also a gentle excitement at the thought of creating something lasting from his recordings.<br /><br />🧠 Mental Health &amp; Mood<br />There’s open discussion about bipolar disorder, emotional instability, and the challenge of getting through low-energy days. Jason reflects on the therapeutic nature of podcasting, and how even small routines — like eating a sandwich or watching the rain — can become grounding, peaceful moments.<br /><br />🐾 Andre Memories &amp; Vinny’s Presence<br />Andre the ferret plays a strong role in the episode, with Jason reminiscing about his habits — licking his nose, hiding biscuits, sleeping in bags — all shared with warmth and affection. Vinny is also nearby during the recording, quietly chewing on a bone in the background, adding to the cosy, homely vibe.<br /><br />🪑 Tangent Highlights &amp; Daily Life<br /><ul><li>Watching the rain and listening to the hum of appliances</li><li>Shaving his beard and noticing changes in appearance</li><li>Tech troubles with a noisy laptop fan</li><li>Sandwich-making and food nostalgia</li><li>Reflecting on the joy of stillness and boredom</li><li>Childhood memories, including TV moments and growing up in council housing</li></ul>🎶 Creative Identity &amp; Music<br />Jason touches on his relationship with creativity — from podcasting to singing on StarMaker. He mentions childhood musical influences like Shakin’ Stevens, Elvis, and Madness. There's a thoughtful bit about how creating calming content brings meaning, even if it isn’t financially lucrative.<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Meta Moments &amp; Gentle Philosophy<br />There are soft philosophical reflections on the passage of time, the value of being alone, and how each day holds its own quiet weight. Jason muses about what makes something worth remembering and how simply “being boring” can be a superpower in a noisy world.<br /><br />🐶 Vinny Updates<br />Vinny is a calm presence throughout this recording, occasionally mentioned in passing as he relaxes in the background. His peaceful company adds to the serene atmosphere of the episode.<br /><br />🛏️ Closing Thoughts<br />As always, the episode winds down with Jason’s familiar closing message — a reminder to be kind to yourself, to feel safe, and to allow yourself the space to rest.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68514741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:32:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68514741/no_music_10_hours_2018_diary_mondays_boring_objects_lmbyts_1480_jason_newland_10th_november_2025.mp3" length="273049835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Monday’s Boring Objects – 2018 Diary Reflection | LMBYTS #1486 | Jason Newland | 11th November 2025

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In this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Monday’s Boring Objects – 2018 Diary Reflection | LMBYTS #1486 | Jason Newland | 11th November 2025</b><br /><br />🗓️ Overview<br />In this soft-spoken and reflective episode, Jason revisits a personal recording from 2018, sharing a gentle ramble through daily routines, quiet memories, and the idea of turning old episodes into a diary-style book. With the usual calming tone, the episode flows through observations of home life, reflections on companionship, and a look at how mundane moments become meaningful when revisited with fresh eyes.<br /><br />📚 Book Project Reflections<br />Jason discusses the idea of compiling past Let Me Bore You to Sleep recordings into a book. He explains how transcribing hundreds of episodes sparked the thought of creating a diary or memoir-style collection based on his audio work. He shares his hesitation, self-doubt, and also a gentle excitement at the thought of creating something lasting from his recordings.<br /><br />🧠 Mental Health &amp; Mood<br />There’s open discussion about bipolar disorder, emotional instability, and the challenge of getting through low-energy days. Jason reflects on the therapeutic nature of podcasting, and how even small routines — like eating a sandwich or watching the rain — can become grounding, peaceful moments.<br /><br />🐾 Andre Memories &amp; Vinny’s Presence<br />Andre the ferret plays a strong role in the episode, with Jason reminiscing about his habits — licking his nose, hiding biscuits, sleeping in bags — all shared with warmth and affection. Vinny is also nearby during the recording, quietly chewing on a bone in the background, adding to the cosy, homely vibe.<br /><br />🪑 Tangent Highlights &amp; Daily Life<br /><ul><li>Watching the rain and listening to the hum of appliances</li><li>Shaving his beard and noticing changes in appearance</li><li>Tech troubles with a noisy laptop fan</li><li>Sandwich-making and food nostalgia</li><li>Reflecting on the joy of stillness and boredom</li><li>Childhood memories, including TV moments and growing up in council housing</li></ul>🎶 Creative Identity &amp; Music<br />Jason touches on his relationship with creativity — from podcasting to singing on StarMaker. He mentions childhood musical influences like Shakin’ Stevens, Elvis, and Madness. There's a thoughtful bit about how creating calming content brings meaning, even if it isn’t financially lucrative.<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Meta Moments &amp; Gentle Philosophy<br />There are soft philosophical reflections on the passage of time, the value of being alone, and how each day holds its own quiet weight. Jason muses about what makes something worth remembering and how simply “being boring” can be a superpower in a noisy world.<br /><br />🐶 Vinny Updates<br />Vinny is a calm presence throughout this recording, occasionally mentioned in passing as he relaxes in the background. His peaceful company adds to the serene atmosphere of the episode.<br /><br />🛏️ Closing Thoughts<br />As always, the episode winds down with Jason’s familiar closing message — a reminder to be kind to yourself, to feel safe, and to allow yourself the space to rest.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34132</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,andre,bedtime,bipolar,boringobjects,boringpodcast,calm,diary,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mentalhealth,mindfulness,nostalgia,podcast,reflection,relaxation,sleep,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aeacfc5d7ce1c0314cba49cccaab599f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Sunday papers | LMBYTS #1485 | Jason Newland | 9th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-sunday-papers-lmbyts-1485-jason-newland-9th-november-2025--68486855</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Sunday papers | LMBYTS #1485 | Jason Newland | 9th November 2025</b><br /><br />📰 Overview This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep follows your familiar relaxed, meandering style as you gently explore articles from the Wales on Sunday newspaper, reflect on personal experiences, share random memories, muse about the absurdities of life, and dive into nostalgic and humorous tangents — all delivered in your calm, laid-back tone that’s perfect for sleep or deep relaxation. 🗞️ Sunday Papers Content You begin by singing a lighthearted jingle for the "Sunday Papers" section and open the Wales on Sunday via the Readly app. Key topics you comment on include:<br /><ul><li>Teeth &amp; Dental Implants: You reflect on your difficulty imagining wearing dentures due to sensitivity, and humorously note having only three teeth left.</li><li>Archbishop’s Statement on Migrants: You reflect on immigration, growing up with Irish roots, and living in a refugee hotel from 2001–2004, showing empathy toward immigrants’ struggles.</li><li>Plus-size Model Story: You critique the article's logic and discuss changing beauty standards and your confusion over dress sizes and bra measurements — with humorous asides about your own "perfect physique."</li><li>Sydney Sweeney Praise: You share admiration for her acting (especially in Reality) and discuss how attractiveness can overshadow talent. You relate with self-deprecating humour.</li><li>Accessibility Challenges: You highlight a disabled woman's disappointing experience at a Halloween event, segueing into a personal story about a retreat for chronic pain where people judged a woman for using a wheelchair sporadically.</li></ul>💬 Tangent Highlights &amp; Personal Reflections You go on several tangents that add charm, humor, and depth to the episode:<br /><ul><li>Retreat for Chronic Pain: A long story about a mindfulness/Buddhist retreat focused on chronic pain, detailing snowstorms, group dynamics, and an incident involving judgment over a woman's wheelchair use.</li><li>Funny Misunderstandings: You share times you've inappropriately laughed — during a funeral, while watching Comic Relief, and during counseling sessions. These stories are both heartfelt and hilariously awkward.</li><li>Counselling Challenges: You reflect on being a counsellor and joke about writing a book titled "What If I Need to Fart?" — meant to highlight the unspoken realities of the profession with humor.</li><li>Pavement Parking: You touch on frustration about cars blocking pavements, especially for wheelchair users and parents with prams.</li></ul>🎙️ Media, Pop Culture &amp; Music<br /><ul><li>Big Brother Audience: You talk about the changing nature of the show’s audience and question the authenticity of its “inclusivity.”</li><li>Predator Prequel ("Prey"): You're curious about this film, wondering why you’ve never seen it. You explore online info about it live during the recording.</li><li>Westlife Appreciation: You praise Mark Feehily’s voice, express disappointment about his hiatus, and compare Westlife’s vocal dynamics to The Beatles.</li><li>Kelly Brook: You question why she’s still labeled a “model” in press coverage despite a long-standing career as a radio presenter.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Meta Moments &amp; Project Reflections Toward the end, you share that you’ve been organizing your Let Me Bore You to Sleep transcripts by year/month (since 2018) and are considering using them as material for a diary-style book. This sparks ideas about deeper reflections and possibly framing it as a yearly review or autobiographical project.<br /><br />🐶 Vinny Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinny is mentioned a few times as being quiet during the recording.</li><li>You reflect that you’ve had him for almost three years, and remember you first got him on a Saturday in December.</li><li>There’s a brief mention of him “dropping one,” keeping the tone light and real.</li></ul>🛏️ Closing Thoughts You muse about sponsorship ideas — like comfy beds that tie into the sleep theme — and end with your signature closing: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy… and be gentle with yourself… you deserve to feel safe.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68486855</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2025 19:45:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68486855/no_music_10_hours_sunday_papers_lmbyts_1485_jason_newland_9th_november_2025.mp3" length="279701549" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Sunday papers | LMBYTS #1485 | Jason Newland | 9th November 2025

📰 Overview This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep follows...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Sunday papers | LMBYTS #1485 | Jason Newland | 9th November 2025</b><br /><br />📰 Overview This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep follows your familiar relaxed, meandering style as you gently explore articles from the Wales on Sunday newspaper, reflect on personal experiences, share random memories, muse about the absurdities of life, and dive into nostalgic and humorous tangents — all delivered in your calm, laid-back tone that’s perfect for sleep or deep relaxation. 🗞️ Sunday Papers Content You begin by singing a lighthearted jingle for the "Sunday Papers" section and open the Wales on Sunday via the Readly app. Key topics you comment on include:<br /><ul><li>Teeth &amp; Dental Implants: You reflect on your difficulty imagining wearing dentures due to sensitivity, and humorously note having only three teeth left.</li><li>Archbishop’s Statement on Migrants: You reflect on immigration, growing up with Irish roots, and living in a refugee hotel from 2001–2004, showing empathy toward immigrants’ struggles.</li><li>Plus-size Model Story: You critique the article's logic and discuss changing beauty standards and your confusion over dress sizes and bra measurements — with humorous asides about your own "perfect physique."</li><li>Sydney Sweeney Praise: You share admiration for her acting (especially in Reality) and discuss how attractiveness can overshadow talent. You relate with self-deprecating humour.</li><li>Accessibility Challenges: You highlight a disabled woman's disappointing experience at a Halloween event, segueing into a personal story about a retreat for chronic pain where people judged a woman for using a wheelchair sporadically.</li></ul>💬 Tangent Highlights &amp; Personal Reflections You go on several tangents that add charm, humor, and depth to the episode:<br /><ul><li>Retreat for Chronic Pain: A long story about a mindfulness/Buddhist retreat focused on chronic pain, detailing snowstorms, group dynamics, and an incident involving judgment over a woman's wheelchair use.</li><li>Funny Misunderstandings: You share times you've inappropriately laughed — during a funeral, while watching Comic Relief, and during counseling sessions. These stories are both heartfelt and hilariously awkward.</li><li>Counselling Challenges: You reflect on being a counsellor and joke about writing a book titled "What If I Need to Fart?" — meant to highlight the unspoken realities of the profession with humor.</li><li>Pavement Parking: You touch on frustration about cars blocking pavements, especially for wheelchair users and parents with prams.</li></ul>🎙️ Media, Pop Culture &amp; Music<br /><ul><li>Big Brother Audience: You talk about the changing nature of the show’s audience and question the authenticity of its “inclusivity.”</li><li>Predator Prequel ("Prey"): You're curious about this film, wondering why you’ve never seen it. You explore online info about it live during the recording.</li><li>Westlife Appreciation: You praise Mark Feehily’s voice, express disappointment about his hiatus, and compare Westlife’s vocal dynamics to The Beatles.</li><li>Kelly Brook: You question why she’s still labeled a “model” in press coverage despite a long-standing career as a radio presenter.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Meta Moments &amp; Project Reflections Toward the end, you share that you’ve been organizing your Let Me Bore You to Sleep transcripts by year/month (since 2018) and are considering using them as material for a diary-style book. This sparks ideas about deeper reflections and possibly framing it as a yearly review or autobiographical project.<br /><br />🐶 Vinny Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinny is mentioned a few times...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34963</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,calm,compassion,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,meditation,mindfulness,nostalgia,podcast,relaxation,sleep,storytelling,sundaypapers,vinnie,westlife</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9cb1155d026dd401a68be2c2a7e64fdb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Saturday Summary | LMBYTS #1484 | Jason Newland | 8th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-saturday-summary-lmbyts-1484-jason-newland-8th-november-2025--68476080</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Saturday Summary – Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1484 (8th November 2025)</b><br /><br />💤 Overview: This relaxed, meandering episode serves as a weekly reflection on your recordings, personal routines, podcast stats, and a few musings about technology, dogs, fireworks, and nostalgic memories. It blends updates, storytelling, self-reflection, and some amusing tangents into a calm, easygoing listen.<br /><br />🗂️ Weekly Recap Structure: You recapped the five recordings you released during the week:<br /><ul><li>Monday – Boring Objects</li><li>Tuesday – Trivia Tuesday</li><li>Wednesday – Whisper Wednesday</li><li>Thursday – Throwbacks (1982 TV shows)</li><li>Friday – Q&amp;A Friday</li></ul>You used ChatGPT to compile highlights from all five transcripts and built this summary episode around them.<br /><br />📈 Podcast Stats &amp; Listener Trends: You explored detailed podcast analytics:<br /><ul><li>Overcast and Podcast Addict have overtaken Apple Podcasts in downloads.</li><li>Apple Podcasts used to dominate but has had issues refreshing your feed, affecting visibility.</li><li>You checked numerous platforms (Podbean, Deezer, Spotify, TuneIn, etc.) to verify which are up-to-date and which have broken or outdated links.</li><li>Notably, Spotify, Podcast Addict, and Deezer are current, but many Apple Podcast country-specific pages are broken (404 errors).</li><li>You shared frustration about Apple Podcasts' unreliability and how it's hurt your reach and listener perception.</li></ul>🐶 Life with Vinnie:<br /><ul><li>You shared how Vinnie’s fear of fireworks has escalated this year, making Bonfire Night and surrounding days stressful.</li><li>You adjusted your routine: no more park walks in the dark. Evening walks now happen earlier and on the pavement.</li><li>There's some comic relief when Vinnie chooses to poop on front lawns, often in front of living room windows—much to your embarrassment.</li></ul>📺 TV &amp; Entertainment:<br /><ul><li>Big Brother: You’ve been enjoying the season, sad that it’s nearly over.</li><li>I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here may fill the gap for you post-Big Brother.</li><li>Ozark: You started rewatching the series, noticing how much you’d forgotten.</li><li>Future rewatch plans: Dexter, 24, Angel, and possibly Buffy.</li><li>You also talked about Silo (Apple TV), praising its quality but lamenting the limited show catalogue.</li></ul>🔥 Fireworks &amp; Childhood Memories:<br /><ul><li>Reflections on Bonfire Night traditions, including home bonfires and sparkler mishaps.</li><li>Nostalgic details about family buffets, freezing cold weather as a kid, and burning holes in gloves with sparklers.</li><li>A humorous story about indoor fireworks being underwhelming.</li><li>More quirky memories like fondue-like cook-your-own food kits and SodaStream nostalgia.</li></ul>📞 Early Sales Job Anecdote: You shared a funny memory of working a phone sales job in 2001:<br /><ul><li>You were cold-calling people to sell phone contracts.</li><li>A supervisor randomly whispered “I like to burn things” mid-call, then walked off.</li><li>That bizarre moment has clearly stuck with you ever since.</li></ul>🌐 Website &amp; Podcast Cleanup:<br /><ul><li>You've been updating transcripts, show images, and organizing your website content.</li><li>Brought your “Sleepy Boring Objects” and Q&amp;A Friday podcast pages up to date.</li><li>Thanked PayPal supporters for helping with bills at the start of the month.</li></ul>🧥 Robe, Baths &amp; Nighttime Comforts:<br /><ul><li>Funny issue with your robe not fully covering you when lying down.</li><li>Baths are becoming more awkward.</li><li>Chair snoozes and nightly classical music are part of your wind-down routine.</li></ul>📩 Listener Interaction &amp; YouTube Comment:<br /><ul><li>Highlighted a YouTube comment joking about your slow talking speed (and your witty reply).</li><li>Reflected on your natural speech pace, noting that relaxation deepens as you record.</li></ul>🎄 Future Ideas: You floated a “12 Days of Christmas” series:<br /><ul><li>Each day from Dec 25 to Jan 5, you’d reflect on one month of 2025.</li><li>Encouraged possible listener interaction—inviting messages to read out during those reflections.</li></ul>🧘 Closing Sentiment: You ended with your signature gentle message: “Be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68476080</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2025 18:40:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68476080/no_music_10_hours_saturday_summary_lmbyts_1484_jason_newland_8th_november_2025.mp3" length="282565742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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🎙️ Episode Summary:
Saturday Summary – Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1484 (8th November 2025)

💤 Overview: This relaxed, meandering episode serves as a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary:<br /><b>Saturday Summary – Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1484 (8th November 2025)</b><br /><br />💤 Overview: This relaxed, meandering episode serves as a weekly reflection on your recordings, personal routines, podcast stats, and a few musings about technology, dogs, fireworks, and nostalgic memories. It blends updates, storytelling, self-reflection, and some amusing tangents into a calm, easygoing listen.<br /><br />🗂️ Weekly Recap Structure: You recapped the five recordings you released during the week:<br /><ul><li>Monday – Boring Objects</li><li>Tuesday – Trivia Tuesday</li><li>Wednesday – Whisper Wednesday</li><li>Thursday – Throwbacks (1982 TV shows)</li><li>Friday – Q&amp;A Friday</li></ul>You used ChatGPT to compile highlights from all five transcripts and built this summary episode around them.<br /><br />📈 Podcast Stats &amp; Listener Trends: You explored detailed podcast analytics:<br /><ul><li>Overcast and Podcast Addict have overtaken Apple Podcasts in downloads.</li><li>Apple Podcasts used to dominate but has had issues refreshing your feed, affecting visibility.</li><li>You checked numerous platforms (Podbean, Deezer, Spotify, TuneIn, etc.) to verify which are up-to-date and which have broken or outdated links.</li><li>Notably, Spotify, Podcast Addict, and Deezer are current, but many Apple Podcast country-specific pages are broken (404 errors).</li><li>You shared frustration about Apple Podcasts' unreliability and how it's hurt your reach and listener perception.</li></ul>🐶 Life with Vinnie:<br /><ul><li>You shared how Vinnie’s fear of fireworks has escalated this year, making Bonfire Night and surrounding days stressful.</li><li>You adjusted your routine: no more park walks in the dark. Evening walks now happen earlier and on the pavement.</li><li>There's some comic relief when Vinnie chooses to poop on front lawns, often in front of living room windows—much to your embarrassment.</li></ul>📺 TV &amp; Entertainment:<br /><ul><li>Big Brother: You’ve been enjoying the season, sad that it’s nearly over.</li><li>I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here may fill the gap for you post-Big Brother.</li><li>Ozark: You started rewatching the series, noticing how much you’d forgotten.</li><li>Future rewatch plans: Dexter, 24, Angel, and possibly Buffy.</li><li>You also talked about Silo (Apple TV), praising its quality but lamenting the limited show catalogue.</li></ul>🔥 Fireworks &amp; Childhood Memories:<br /><ul><li>Reflections on Bonfire Night traditions, including home bonfires and sparkler mishaps.</li><li>Nostalgic details about family buffets, freezing cold weather as a kid, and burning holes in gloves with sparklers.</li><li>A humorous story about indoor fireworks being underwhelming.</li><li>More quirky memories like fondue-like cook-your-own food kits and SodaStream nostalgia.</li></ul>📞 Early Sales Job Anecdote: You shared a funny memory of working a phone sales job in 2001:<br /><ul><li>You were cold-calling people to sell phone contracts.</li><li>A supervisor randomly whispered “I like to burn things” mid-call, then walked off.</li><li>That bizarre moment has clearly stuck with you ever since.</li></ul>🌐 Website &amp; Podcast Cleanup:<br /><ul><li>You've been updating transcripts, show images, and organizing your website content.</li><li>Brought your “Sleepy Boring Objects” and Q&amp;A Friday podcast pages up to date.</li><li>Thanked PayPal supporters for helping with bills at the start of the month.</li></ul>🧥 Robe, Baths &amp; Nighttime Comforts:<br /><ul><li>Funny issue with your robe not fully covering you when lying down.</li><li>Baths are becoming more awkward.</li><li>Chair snoozes...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35321</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>applepodcasts,bedtimepodcast,bonfirenight,boringpodcast,childhoodmemories,dogstories,fireworksnight,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulnessaudio,nostalgiapodcast,overcast,podcastaddict,podcaststats,relaxationhypnosis,relaxationpodcast,saturdaysummary,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cddd015ae725ffdb560a611e400e7bca.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1483 | Jason Newland | 7th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1483-jason-newland-7th-november-2025--68465949</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary: Q&amp;A Friday with Jason Newland<br /><br />🐾 Personal Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinnie Walks &amp; New Routine: Jason shares updates about taking Vinnie out for walks after dark, describing how he avoids using torches so as not to disturb people, and is adjusting to a new daily walking pattern to suit both of their needs.</li><li>Sleep Routine: He discusses winding down by watching Big Brother, having a shower before bed, and wearing a thin dressing gown (which he amusingly struggles to name).</li><li>Bath Time Challenges: There’s a humorous anecdote about how awkward baths have become, and reflections on childhood baths with siblings — and even pink Crocs mishaps!</li></ul>📺 TV Talk<br /><ul><li>Ozark: Jason rewatched the series and enjoyed it despite not recalling much from his first viewing years ago.</li><li>Fargo: Discussed in relation to Ozark. Jason reflects on season 4 with Chris Rock and Jason Schwartzman, noting how their personalities didn’t quite fit the gangster roles.</li><li>Other Shows: Mentions Bored to Death with Ted Danson, and Norsemen — a favorite for its oddball Viking humor.</li></ul>🏘️ Community &amp; Housing Updates<br /><ul><li>Uncle Sausage’s Flat: The council turned it around quickly for a new tenant.</li><li>Neighbours: Updates on other flats in the building. Jason notes some come-and-go, but things are relatively quiet and settled now.</li><li>Auntie Landlord: Minimal contact since Uncle Sausage passed. Jason reflects on how connections naturally fade when circumstances change.</li></ul>🧨 Seasonal Notes<br /><ul><li>Christmas Is Coming: Ads are already on TV. Jason reminisces about childhood Christmases, gifts, and socks from Nan.</li><li>Bonfire Night: Offers a humorous and skeptical explanation of Guy Fawkes Night, wondering why we celebrate a failed act of terrorism.</li></ul>❓ Listener Q&amp;A Section Jason answers questions from Carol, Hope, Mike, Mark, Maria, and Christine:<br /><br />➤ Hope’s Questions<br /><ul><li>Council &amp; Repairs: Council fixed the front door; Uncle Sausage’s flat is re-let.</li><li>Neighbours: New people have moved in; it's a quieter environment now.</li></ul>➤ Mike’s Questions<br /><ul><li>Top 5 Places to Travel:<ul><li>USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan (Norway gets honorable mention).</li></ul></li><li>Old Hobbies: Reading, karate, Wing Chun, boxing, Taekwondo. More recently: watching TV, making podcasts, and listening to YouTube lectures. Jason shares how immersive his hobbies can become.</li></ul>➤ Mike’s Question<br /><ul><li>Relationships &amp; Regrets: Jason reflects on not getting married, his deep bond with pets like Vinny and Andre, and some missed chances in past relationships. He's philosophical, even slightly wistful, but self-aware about his lifestyle and limitations around relationships.</li></ul>➤ Maria’s Question<br /><ul><li>Locked Out Stories: Plenty! From student housing mix-ups to standing in slippers outside his flat, to an especially funny incident in a hotel hallway in his underwear after placing a room service tray outside.</li></ul>➤ Christine’s Question<br /><ul><li>Pie, Mash &amp; Liquor: Loved it—used to eat it daily when a pie shop was in town. Not a fan of eels. Would eat pie and mash again if he had it to hand.</li></ul>💭 Themes &amp; Reflections<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia &amp; Change: Jason reminisces about past experiences with a mix of humor and sincerity.</li><li>Solitude &amp; Companionship: Vinnie features as his faithful companion, and he reflects deeply on relationships, connection, and being okay alone (though not without some longing).</li><li>Quirky Tangents: From bathtub science to nepotism in Hollywood, there are spontaneous explorations throughout.</li></ul>🌟 Closing Message Jason signs off with his trademark warmth and encouragement: “Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68465949</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2025 20:03:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68465949/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1483_jason_newland_7th_november_2025.mp3" length="281347562" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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🎙️ Episode Summary: Q&amp;amp;A Friday with Jason Newland

🐾 Personal Updates

- Vinnie Walks &amp;amp; New Routine: Jason shares updates about taking...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary: Q&amp;A Friday with Jason Newland<br /><br />🐾 Personal Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinnie Walks &amp; New Routine: Jason shares updates about taking Vinnie out for walks after dark, describing how he avoids using torches so as not to disturb people, and is adjusting to a new daily walking pattern to suit both of their needs.</li><li>Sleep Routine: He discusses winding down by watching Big Brother, having a shower before bed, and wearing a thin dressing gown (which he amusingly struggles to name).</li><li>Bath Time Challenges: There’s a humorous anecdote about how awkward baths have become, and reflections on childhood baths with siblings — and even pink Crocs mishaps!</li></ul>📺 TV Talk<br /><ul><li>Ozark: Jason rewatched the series and enjoyed it despite not recalling much from his first viewing years ago.</li><li>Fargo: Discussed in relation to Ozark. Jason reflects on season 4 with Chris Rock and Jason Schwartzman, noting how their personalities didn’t quite fit the gangster roles.</li><li>Other Shows: Mentions Bored to Death with Ted Danson, and Norsemen — a favorite for its oddball Viking humor.</li></ul>🏘️ Community &amp; Housing Updates<br /><ul><li>Uncle Sausage’s Flat: The council turned it around quickly for a new tenant.</li><li>Neighbours: Updates on other flats in the building. Jason notes some come-and-go, but things are relatively quiet and settled now.</li><li>Auntie Landlord: Minimal contact since Uncle Sausage passed. Jason reflects on how connections naturally fade when circumstances change.</li></ul>🧨 Seasonal Notes<br /><ul><li>Christmas Is Coming: Ads are already on TV. Jason reminisces about childhood Christmases, gifts, and socks from Nan.</li><li>Bonfire Night: Offers a humorous and skeptical explanation of Guy Fawkes Night, wondering why we celebrate a failed act of terrorism.</li></ul>❓ Listener Q&amp;A Section Jason answers questions from Carol, Hope, Mike, Mark, Maria, and Christine:<br /><br />➤ Hope’s Questions<br /><ul><li>Council &amp; Repairs: Council fixed the front door; Uncle Sausage’s flat is re-let.</li><li>Neighbours: New people have moved in; it's a quieter environment now.</li></ul>➤ Mike’s Questions<br /><ul><li>Top 5 Places to Travel:<ul><li>USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan (Norway gets honorable mention).</li></ul></li><li>Old Hobbies: Reading, karate, Wing Chun, boxing, Taekwondo. More recently: watching TV, making podcasts, and listening to YouTube lectures. Jason shares how immersive his hobbies can become.</li></ul>➤ Mike’s Question<br /><ul><li>Relationships &amp; Regrets: Jason reflects on not getting married, his deep bond with pets like Vinny and Andre, and some missed chances in past relationships. He's philosophical, even slightly wistful, but self-aware about his lifestyle and limitations around relationships.</li></ul>➤ Maria’s Question<br /><ul><li>Locked Out Stories: Plenty! From student housing mix-ups to standing in slippers outside his flat, to an especially funny incident in a hotel hallway in his underwear after placing a room service tray outside.</li></ul>➤ Christine’s Question<br /><ul><li>Pie, Mash &amp; Liquor: Loved it—used to eat it daily when a pie shop was in town. Not a fan of eels. Would eat pie and mash again if he had it to hand.</li></ul>💭 Themes &amp; Reflections<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia &amp; Change: Jason reminisces about past experiences with a mix of humor and sincerity.</li><li>Solitude &amp; Companionship: Vinnie features as his faithful companion, and he reflects deeply on relationships, connection, and being okay alone (though not without some longing).</li><li>Quirky Tangents: From bathtub science to nepotism...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35169</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmrstyle,bathstories,bedtimepodcast,bonfirenight,boringpodcast,comfortingvoice,fargotv,funnyanecdotes,insomniarelief,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulness,nostalgicchat,ozarkseries,qandafriday,relaxationpodcast,selfcare,sleephelp,sleepmonologue,vinnythedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/36a63ddb4993d3a05dbcd71bb7fe0a84.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) TV shows 1982 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1482 | Jason Newland | 6th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tv-shows-1982-thursday-throwbacks-lmbyts-1482-jason-newland-6th-november-2025--68451209</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><br /><b>🎙️ TV Shows 1982 – Thursday Throwbacks – LMBYTS #1482 – Jason Newland – 6th November 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 2 hours 13 minutes<br /><br />💤 General Theme: This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep is a classic “Thursday Throwbacks” installment, where Jason takes a nostalgic journey back to TV shows from the year 1982. But—as is often the case—he wanders off into tangents about everything from Big Brother betrayals to dog walks in the dark. It’s cozy, chatty, and delightfully rambling.<br /><br />📺 Main Topic: 1982 UK TV Retrospective Jason reflects on the big TV moments and programs from 1982, covering: 📡 Channel 4 Launch (Nov 2, 1982)<br /><ul><li>Huge shift in UK television with the launch of Channel 4.</li><li>Introduced alternative content:<ul><li>Countdown (first-ever show aired)</li><li>Brookside</li><li>The Comic Strip Presents</li><li>The Tube</li></ul></li></ul>📺 Notable UK Shows &amp; Debuts:<br /><ul><li>The Young Ones – chaotic student life comedy</li><li>Auf Wiedersehen, Pet – builders working in Germany</li><li>Alo’ Alo’ (Pilot) – wartime parody</li><li>Heidi Hi – peak popularity</li><li>Play Your Cards Right – game show with Bruce Forsyth</li><li>Treasure Hunt – starring Annika Rice (and her famously focused-on backside)</li><li>Boone – courier drama Jason fondly remembers</li><li>Russ Abbott’s Madhouse – new comedy show</li></ul>🎭 American Imports:<br /><ul><li>Knight Rider – a major hit (“do do do dooo”)</li><li>Cheers – Jason started watching around 1984</li><li>Fame – beloved by Jason (“I wanna live forever…”)</li><li>Police Squad – “funniest show ever,” he laments not being able to find it online</li><li>Hill Street Blues, Magnum, The A-Team – various crime/action imports</li><li>Dynasty &amp; Dallas – wealth, drama, and JR’s iconic status</li><li>Fraggle Rock – Jason loved it (and quotes the Trash Heap!)</li></ul>🐶 Tangents &amp; Personal Stories: Jason being Jason, much of the transcript features his relaxed storytelling and commentary on life. Highlights include: 🐕 Dog Walk Woes:<br /><ul><li>He doesn’t want to walk Vinnie in the dark anymore due to poor visibility and safety concerns.</li><li>Decides to only walk him between 7am and 4pm.</li><li>Discussion on sunrise/sunset times across the UK and the surprise that it varies by location.</li></ul>💢 Big Brother Rant:<br /><ul><li>Jason’s rant of the week is about being misled by Big Brother UK’s fake eviction setup.</li><li>Feels "betrayed" by the producers' countdown stunt that didn’t lead to an actual eviction.</li><li>Considers it “1000% misleading.”</li></ul>🧠 Random Thoughts &amp; Rants:<br /><ul><li>Long musings on accents across the UK (north vs. south stress patterns).</li><li>Wonders why kids aren’t taught a “neutral” English accent.</li><li>Talks about bats, sunlight, dreams, scams via energy discount emails, and phone security.</li><li>Ponders why Australians and New Zealanders have similar accents but get annoyed when confused for each other.</li><li>Goes down a rabbit hole on how long it takes to travel between Australia and New Zealand by car (it doesn’t—you need a plane or boat!).</li><li>Reminisces about the Big Breakfast, Mark Lamarr, Keith Chegwin, and the chaotic joy of 90s morning TV.</li></ul>📚 Nerdy Nostalgia (and Wikipedia-esque Info Dumps): Jason dives deep into:<br /><ul><li>Sunrise/sunset charts across UK cities</li><li>Geographic trivia</li><li>Time zones</li><li>Flight durations</li><li>TV cast lists (Alice, Cheers, Big Breakfast, etc.)</li><li>Classic kids shows like Rainbow, Danger Mouse, SuperTed, Grange Hill, Why Don’t You?</li></ul>🧵 Threaded Themes:<br /><ul><li>Memory and nostalgia: Jason shares how certain shows, music, and TV personalities made a lasting impact on his upbringing.</li><li>The warmth of routine: The comfort of Saturday morning shows, snuggling up with Vinnie, or reminiscing about simpler TV times is a strong emotional undercurrent.</li></ul>📌 Final Thoughts: Jason wraps things up with his signature kindness: “Remember to be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy… and feel safe.” And a heads-up that the next day’s episode will be Q&amp;A Friday!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68451209</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2025 19:55:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68451209/no_music_10_hours_tv_shows_1982_thursday_throwbacks_lmbyts_1482_jason_newland_6th_november_2025.mp3" length="281052716" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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🎙️ TV Shows 1982 – Thursday Throwbacks – LMBYTS #1482 – Jason Newland – 6th November 2025
🕒 Duration: 2 hours 13 minutes

💤 General Theme: This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><br /><b>🎙️ TV Shows 1982 – Thursday Throwbacks – LMBYTS #1482 – Jason Newland – 6th November 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 2 hours 13 minutes<br /><br />💤 General Theme: This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep is a classic “Thursday Throwbacks” installment, where Jason takes a nostalgic journey back to TV shows from the year 1982. But—as is often the case—he wanders off into tangents about everything from Big Brother betrayals to dog walks in the dark. It’s cozy, chatty, and delightfully rambling.<br /><br />📺 Main Topic: 1982 UK TV Retrospective Jason reflects on the big TV moments and programs from 1982, covering: 📡 Channel 4 Launch (Nov 2, 1982)<br /><ul><li>Huge shift in UK television with the launch of Channel 4.</li><li>Introduced alternative content:<ul><li>Countdown (first-ever show aired)</li><li>Brookside</li><li>The Comic Strip Presents</li><li>The Tube</li></ul></li></ul>📺 Notable UK Shows &amp; Debuts:<br /><ul><li>The Young Ones – chaotic student life comedy</li><li>Auf Wiedersehen, Pet – builders working in Germany</li><li>Alo’ Alo’ (Pilot) – wartime parody</li><li>Heidi Hi – peak popularity</li><li>Play Your Cards Right – game show with Bruce Forsyth</li><li>Treasure Hunt – starring Annika Rice (and her famously focused-on backside)</li><li>Boone – courier drama Jason fondly remembers</li><li>Russ Abbott’s Madhouse – new comedy show</li></ul>🎭 American Imports:<br /><ul><li>Knight Rider – a major hit (“do do do dooo”)</li><li>Cheers – Jason started watching around 1984</li><li>Fame – beloved by Jason (“I wanna live forever…”)</li><li>Police Squad – “funniest show ever,” he laments not being able to find it online</li><li>Hill Street Blues, Magnum, The A-Team – various crime/action imports</li><li>Dynasty &amp; Dallas – wealth, drama, and JR’s iconic status</li><li>Fraggle Rock – Jason loved it (and quotes the Trash Heap!)</li></ul>🐶 Tangents &amp; Personal Stories: Jason being Jason, much of the transcript features his relaxed storytelling and commentary on life. Highlights include: 🐕 Dog Walk Woes:<br /><ul><li>He doesn’t want to walk Vinnie in the dark anymore due to poor visibility and safety concerns.</li><li>Decides to only walk him between 7am and 4pm.</li><li>Discussion on sunrise/sunset times across the UK and the surprise that it varies by location.</li></ul>💢 Big Brother Rant:<br /><ul><li>Jason’s rant of the week is about being misled by Big Brother UK’s fake eviction setup.</li><li>Feels "betrayed" by the producers' countdown stunt that didn’t lead to an actual eviction.</li><li>Considers it “1000% misleading.”</li></ul>🧠 Random Thoughts &amp; Rants:<br /><ul><li>Long musings on accents across the UK (north vs. south stress patterns).</li><li>Wonders why kids aren’t taught a “neutral” English accent.</li><li>Talks about bats, sunlight, dreams, scams via energy discount emails, and phone security.</li><li>Ponders why Australians and New Zealanders have similar accents but get annoyed when confused for each other.</li><li>Goes down a rabbit hole on how long it takes to travel between Australia and New Zealand by car (it doesn’t—you need a plane or boat!).</li><li>Reminisces about the Big Breakfast, Mark Lamarr, Keith Chegwin, and the chaotic joy of 90s morning TV.</li></ul>📚 Nerdy Nostalgia (and Wikipedia-esque Info Dumps): Jason dives deep into:<br /><ul><li>Sunrise/sunset charts across UK cities</li><li>Geographic trivia</li><li>Time zones</li><li>Flight durations</li><li>TV cast lists (Alice, Cheers, Big Breakfast, etc.)</li><li>Classic kids shows like Rainbow, Danger Mouse, SuperTed, Grange Hill, Why Don’t You?</li></ul>🧵 Threaded Themes:<br /><ul><li>Memory and nostalgia: Jason shares how...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35132</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1982,asmr,bedtime,boring,british,channel4,cheers,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,knight,lmbyts,nostalgia,podcast,relaxation,rider,sleep,throwback,trivia,tvshows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/197feabce3a33811f3a0a7012c97c289.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1481 | Jason Newland | 5th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1481-jason-newland-5th-november-2025--68428557</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><b>👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”</b><br />(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments &amp; Themes 1. Opening &amp; Context (~0:00–1:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.</li><li>Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).</li></ul>2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:<ul><li>Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).</li><li>Being asked to participate but declining.</li><li>Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.</li><li>A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.</li><li>Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.</li></ul></li><li>He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.</li></ul>3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)<br /><ul><li>A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.</li><li>Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.</li></ul>4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:<br /><ul><li>Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.</li><li>Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).</li><li>His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.</li><li>The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)</li><li>Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.</li><li>Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).</li><li>Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌</li></ul>5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:<br /><ul><li>The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).</li><li>How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.</li><li>Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).</li><li>Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).</li><li>Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.</li></ul>6. Guy Fawkes Night &amp; Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)<br /><ul><li>A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.</li><li>Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.</li><li>Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.</li></ul>7. Final Thoughts &amp; Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)<br /><ul><li>Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.</li><li>Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.</li></ul>🧩 Notable Moments &amp; Highlights<br /><ul><li>Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.</li><li>Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.</li><li>Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.</li><li>Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.</li><li>Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.</li></ul>🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68428557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 09:21:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68428557/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1481_jason_newland_5th_november_2025.mp3" length="280842605" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp;amp; Purpose This episode follows...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Support this free service:<br /><a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><b>👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”</b><br />(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments &amp; Themes 1. Opening &amp; Context (~0:00–1:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.</li><li>Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).</li></ul>2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:<ul><li>Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).</li><li>Being asked to participate but declining.</li><li>Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.</li><li>A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.</li><li>Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.</li></ul></li><li>He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.</li></ul>3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)<br /><ul><li>A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.</li><li>Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.</li></ul>4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:<br /><ul><li>Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.</li><li>Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).</li><li>His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.</li><li>The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)</li><li>Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.</li><li>Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).</li><li>Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌</li></ul>5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:<br /><ul><li>The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).</li><li>How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.</li><li>Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).</li><li>Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).</li><li>Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.</li></ul>6. Guy Fawkes Night &amp; Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)<br /><ul><li>A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.</li><li>Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.</li><li>Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.</li></ul>7. Final Thoughts &amp; Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)<br /><ul><li>Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.</li><li>Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.</li></ul>🧩 Notable Moments &amp; Highlights<br /><ul><li>Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.</li><li>Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.</li><li>Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.</li><li>Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.</li><li>Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight,...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35106</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,britishhumor,calmingvoice,dogstories,dreams,fallasleepfast,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,mindfulness,peacefulpodcast,poo-bags,relaxation,relaxationhypnosis,sleep,sleephypnosis,vinny,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/89128bd491a607a35498536ab06643ef.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Peaceful places | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1480 | Jason Newland | 4th November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-peaceful-places-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1480-jason-newland-4th-november-2025--68418124</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>Peaceful Places Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1480 Jason Newland (4th November 2025)</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 44 minutes<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overview: Jason Newland presents a slow-paced, soothing "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session themed around peaceful places around the world for Trivia Tuesday. As usual, it's an informal blend of light trivia, sleepy ramblings, personal anecdotes, and gentle humor — designed to help listeners relax or drift off.<br /><br />🏡 Key Themes &amp; Sections: 🐶 Personal Updates &amp; Morning Routine (0:00 – ~10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his morning with Vinny the dog, including multiple walks and odd sleeping patterns.</li><li>Describes listening to classical music, falling asleep in his chair, and general life updates.</li><li>Casual observations on sleep, smells in the room, and thank-yous to PayPal donors.</li></ul>🌍 Trivia: Peaceful Places Around the World (10:00 – ~1:42:00) Jason gently transitions into his trivia theme with 50+ peaceful global facts, expanding on many of them in his trademark meandering style: 1. Bhutan &amp; Gross National Happiness<br /><ul><li>Bhutan values "GNH" over GDP.</li><li>Jason explores its holistic philosophy: emotional well-being, sustainability, culture.</li></ul>2. The Maldives<br /><ul><li>Beautiful but only 8m above sea level.</li><li>Jason wonders about rising tides and searches maps.</li></ul>3. Iceland<br /><ul><li>Peaceful nation with no army.</li><li>Discusses its beauty, protection, and surprising history.</li></ul>4. Greenland &amp; Islands Debate<br /><ul><li>Jason dives deep into what qualifies as an “island”.</li><li>Fun facts about island sizes, population densities, and the naming oddities of Iceland vs. Greenland.</li></ul>5. Japan<br /><ul><li>Kyoto’s temples.</li><li>Tea rituals and moss gardens.</li><li>Fascination with Japanese culture and tech.</li></ul>6. New Zealand<br /><ul><li>Sheep-to-human ratio: 5:1.</li><li>Dark sky sanctuaries for stargazing.</li><li>Jason prefers NZ’s "Britishness" over Australia.</li></ul>7. Canada<br /><ul><li>Canoe routes, low population density (~10 people per sq. mile).</li><li>Fun comparison with England &amp; USA population density.</li></ul>8. Lapland &amp; Polar Bears<br /><ul><li>Polar bears outnumber humans in Svalbard.</li><li>Jason explores the risks and beauty of living among bears.</li></ul>9. Switzerland<br /><ul><li>More than 1,500 lakes.</li><li>Peaceful train rides and punctuality as meditative.</li></ul>10. Desert Places<br /><ul><li>Atacama Desert: So quiet you can hear your heartbeat.</li><li>Namibia, Sahara, American deserts — Jason daydreams about visiting them (with nearby diners 😄).</li></ul>11. Cultural &amp; Natural Peace Spots<br /><ul><li>Santorini’s white houses.</li><li>Norway’s fjords.</li><li>Lake Louise in Canada.</li><li>Bora Bora’s palm trees.</li><li>Tuscany’s hills.</li><li>Patagonia’s skies.</li><li>Galápagos &amp; Darwin.</li><li>Nepalese monasteries, Iceland’s Blue Lagoon, French lavender fields, Kenya’s savannahs, etc.</li></ul>Jason humorously questions trivia logic (e.g., “Why can’t someone visit 1,500 lakes in a lifetime?”), making tangents about traffic lights in Thailand, ancient books, polar bears in trash bins, and whether moss really matters (spoiler: it does). 🤓 Notable Tangents &amp; Trivia Fun:<br /><ul><li>What is GDP? Jason jokes it's “gross decrepit peanuts” before looking it up.</li><li>Swans vs. Kangaroos: Swans have “attitude like kangaroos.”</li><li>Blue Lagoon = Movie nostalgia (“Boobies!” he exclaims 😂).</li><li>Oldest books &amp; pens: Researches 32,000-year-old writing tools and ancient texts.</li><li>Island population densities: Deep dive into why Canada has 10 people per square mile and New York has 29,000+.</li><li>Traffic law chaos in Thailand: Crossing 4-lane roads requires policewoman escorts.</li></ul>😴 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Meandering, humorous, sleepy storytelling.</li><li>Frequent sidetracks with trivia, questions, daydreams.</li><li>Gentle voice, ASMR-style pacing.</li><li>Occasional offbeat jokes and personal stories (with Vinny the dog as a co-star).</li></ul>💡 Final Thoughts: Jason concludes with a warm reminder to “be kind to yourself,” reinforcing his supportive and relaxing vibe. The trivia is both real and whimsical, filtered through Jason’s curiosity and wit. This episode is ideal if you:<br /><ul><li>Want to unwind with gentle world trivia</li><li>Enjoy long-form storytelling</li><li>Appreciate a calm, quirky monologue with a few facts sprinkled in like lavender on a pillow</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68418124</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 18:58:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68418124/no_music_10_hours_peaceful_places_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1480_jason_newland_4th_november_2025.mp3" length="280871915" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Title: Peaceful Places Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1480 Jason Newland (4th November 2025)
Duration: 1 hour, 44 minutes

🧘‍♂️ Overview: Jason Newland presents a slow-paced, soothing "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session themed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>Peaceful Places Trivia Tuesday – LMBYTS #1480 Jason Newland (4th November 2025)</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 44 minutes<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overview: Jason Newland presents a slow-paced, soothing "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session themed around peaceful places around the world for Trivia Tuesday. As usual, it's an informal blend of light trivia, sleepy ramblings, personal anecdotes, and gentle humor — designed to help listeners relax or drift off.<br /><br />🏡 Key Themes &amp; Sections: 🐶 Personal Updates &amp; Morning Routine (0:00 – ~10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his morning with Vinny the dog, including multiple walks and odd sleeping patterns.</li><li>Describes listening to classical music, falling asleep in his chair, and general life updates.</li><li>Casual observations on sleep, smells in the room, and thank-yous to PayPal donors.</li></ul>🌍 Trivia: Peaceful Places Around the World (10:00 – ~1:42:00) Jason gently transitions into his trivia theme with 50+ peaceful global facts, expanding on many of them in his trademark meandering style: 1. Bhutan &amp; Gross National Happiness<br /><ul><li>Bhutan values "GNH" over GDP.</li><li>Jason explores its holistic philosophy: emotional well-being, sustainability, culture.</li></ul>2. The Maldives<br /><ul><li>Beautiful but only 8m above sea level.</li><li>Jason wonders about rising tides and searches maps.</li></ul>3. Iceland<br /><ul><li>Peaceful nation with no army.</li><li>Discusses its beauty, protection, and surprising history.</li></ul>4. Greenland &amp; Islands Debate<br /><ul><li>Jason dives deep into what qualifies as an “island”.</li><li>Fun facts about island sizes, population densities, and the naming oddities of Iceland vs. Greenland.</li></ul>5. Japan<br /><ul><li>Kyoto’s temples.</li><li>Tea rituals and moss gardens.</li><li>Fascination with Japanese culture and tech.</li></ul>6. New Zealand<br /><ul><li>Sheep-to-human ratio: 5:1.</li><li>Dark sky sanctuaries for stargazing.</li><li>Jason prefers NZ’s "Britishness" over Australia.</li></ul>7. Canada<br /><ul><li>Canoe routes, low population density (~10 people per sq. mile).</li><li>Fun comparison with England &amp; USA population density.</li></ul>8. Lapland &amp; Polar Bears<br /><ul><li>Polar bears outnumber humans in Svalbard.</li><li>Jason explores the risks and beauty of living among bears.</li></ul>9. Switzerland<br /><ul><li>More than 1,500 lakes.</li><li>Peaceful train rides and punctuality as meditative.</li></ul>10. Desert Places<br /><ul><li>Atacama Desert: So quiet you can hear your heartbeat.</li><li>Namibia, Sahara, American deserts — Jason daydreams about visiting them (with nearby diners 😄).</li></ul>11. Cultural &amp; Natural Peace Spots<br /><ul><li>Santorini’s white houses.</li><li>Norway’s fjords.</li><li>Lake Louise in Canada.</li><li>Bora Bora’s palm trees.</li><li>Tuscany’s hills.</li><li>Patagonia’s skies.</li><li>Galápagos &amp; Darwin.</li><li>Nepalese monasteries, Iceland’s Blue Lagoon, French lavender fields, Kenya’s savannahs, etc.</li></ul>Jason humorously questions trivia logic (e.g., “Why can’t someone visit 1,500 lakes in a lifetime?”), making tangents about traffic lights in Thailand, ancient books, polar bears in trash bins, and whether moss really matters (spoiler: it does). 🤓 Notable Tangents &amp; Trivia Fun:<br /><ul><li>What is GDP? Jason jokes it's “gross decrepit peanuts” before looking it up.</li><li>Swans vs. Kangaroos: Swans have “attitude like kangaroos.”</li><li>Blue Lagoon = Movie nostalgia (“Boobies!” he exclaims 😂).</li><li>Oldest books &amp; pens: Researches 32,000-year-old writing tools and ancient texts.</li><li>Island population densities: Deep dive into why Canada has 10 people per square mile and New York has 29,000+.</li><li>Traffic law chaos in Thailand: Crossing 4-lane roads requires policewoman escorts.</li></ul>😴 Tone...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35109</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,calming,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,meditation,mindfulness,peacefulplaces,podcast,relaxation,sleep,sleepaid,sleepy,travel,trivia,vinnythedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3d7895aa7f5c50313f420053b07809c6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Piercings | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1479 | Jason Newland | 3rd November 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-piercings-mondays-boring-objects-lmbyts-1479-jason-newland-3rd-november-2025--68402702</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🔹 <b>“Piercings, Mondays, Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1479”</b><br />🔹 Host: Jason Newland<br />🔹 Date: 3rd November 2025<br />🔹 Duration: 1 hour, 33 minutes<br />🔹 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6647313050064831200" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript here</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Episode Overview: Jason delivers another meandering, cozy, and humor-laced installment of Let Me Bore You To Sleep, centered loosely around the topic of piercings, with numerous personal stories, reflections on aging, fashion trends, makeup, tattoos, body image, and nostalgia. The episode mixes light banter with stream-of-consciousness storytelling, all designed to be comforting and sleep-inducing—true to the show's title.<br /><br />🧩 Main Topics &amp; Highlights:<br /><br />🎯 1. Mondays Boring Objects + Show Routine<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on the naming of "Monday’s Boring Objects" and jokes it should really be called “Monday’s Sleepy Boring Objects.”</li><li>Shares his intention to stick to a more rigid weekly content plan:<ul><li>Monday: Boring Objects</li><li>Tuesday: Trivia</li><li>Wednesday: Whisper</li><li>Thursday: Throwback (currently covering 1980s TV)</li><li>Friday: Q&amp;A</li></ul></li></ul>💄 2. Fashion, Makeup, and Personal Appearance<br /><ul><li>Jason shares candid stories and thoughts on:<ul><li>His experiences with grey hair and balding.</li><li>Shaving his head in his 30s as part of Buddhist practice.</li><li>The surprising evolution of eyebrows with age (including rogue "cactus" hairs).</li><li>Observations on makeup culture, including a woman who wore makeup for 12 years straight without her husband ever seeing her without it.</li><li>Reflections on physical appearance and self-acceptance.</li><li>Witty commentary about spandex, body image, and “improving” one’s look.</li></ul></li></ul>🧷 3. Piercings: Likes, Dislikes &amp; Personal History<br /><ul><li>Jason shares light commentary on various types of piercings:<ul><li>He finds septum/bull piercings off-putting but acknowledges their popularity.</li><li>Talks about getting his ear pierced as a teen by friends at home.</li><li>Recounts a funny mishap when a girlfriend later re-pierced it, saying “it won’t hurt”… but it did.</li><li>Ponders modern piercings like stretched ears, eyebrow piercings, and nipple/tongue piercings—mostly with confusion and humor.</li></ul></li></ul>🧼 4. Tattoos<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on:<ul><li>His only tattoo (from age 16).</li><li>His attempt at a "Bros-inspired" look: bleached blond hair + earrings.</li><li>His downstairs neighbor, who has tattoos everywhere, even on his face and toes.</li><li>Fondness for funny tattoos, including a neighbor with “Sour” and “Sweet” under each nipple.</li></ul></li></ul>🧠 5. Memory, Nostalgia &amp; Being Forgotten<br /><ul><li>Touches on the strange feeling of remembering people vividly while others forget him.</li><li>Stories of past friends or coworkers not recognizing him years later.</li><li>Recollection of working in a factory and leaving suddenly without goodbyes—then realizing he was more liked than he thought.</li></ul>🦻 6. Aging, Identity &amp; Humor<br /><ul><li>Delivers a hilarious, imagined dialogue with an old man who says the secret to a long marriage is “hearing loss”.</li><li>Jokes about collecting slippers and balancing sausages instead of matchsticks.</li><li>Ponders freckles, eye colors, and beauty standards.</li><li>Ends with admiration for assistive technologies, like vision-restoring chips for the blind—and a comedic worry that a wife gaining sight might instantly regret marrying him.</li></ul>🧸 Final Notes:<br /><ul><li>Ends with Jason’s trademark gentle send-off: encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.</li><li>Mentions that the next day’s episode will be Trivia Tuesday.</li></ul>🎙️ Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>💤 Calming, rambling, and filled with self-deprecating humor.</li><li>😂 Often silly and light-hearted, with surprisingly deep reflections.</li><li>🛌 Perfect for background listening, especially for sleep or relaxation.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68402702</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 19:46:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68402702/no_music_10_hours_piercings_mondays_boring_objects_lmbyts_1479_jason_newland_3rd_november_2025.mp3" length="282029804" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🔹 “Piercings, Mondays, Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1479”
🔹 Host: Jason Newland
🔹 Date: 3rd November 2025
🔹 Duration: 1 hour, 33 minutes
🔹 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6647313050064831200

🧘‍♂️ Episode Overview: Jason...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🔹 <b>“Piercings, Mondays, Boring Objects – LMBYTS #1479”</b><br />🔹 Host: Jason Newland<br />🔹 Date: 3rd November 2025<br />🔹 Duration: 1 hour, 33 minutes<br />🔹 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6647313050064831200" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript here</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Episode Overview: Jason delivers another meandering, cozy, and humor-laced installment of Let Me Bore You To Sleep, centered loosely around the topic of piercings, with numerous personal stories, reflections on aging, fashion trends, makeup, tattoos, body image, and nostalgia. The episode mixes light banter with stream-of-consciousness storytelling, all designed to be comforting and sleep-inducing—true to the show's title.<br /><br />🧩 Main Topics &amp; Highlights:<br /><br />🎯 1. Mondays Boring Objects + Show Routine<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on the naming of "Monday’s Boring Objects" and jokes it should really be called “Monday’s Sleepy Boring Objects.”</li><li>Shares his intention to stick to a more rigid weekly content plan:<ul><li>Monday: Boring Objects</li><li>Tuesday: Trivia</li><li>Wednesday: Whisper</li><li>Thursday: Throwback (currently covering 1980s TV)</li><li>Friday: Q&amp;A</li></ul></li></ul>💄 2. Fashion, Makeup, and Personal Appearance<br /><ul><li>Jason shares candid stories and thoughts on:<ul><li>His experiences with grey hair and balding.</li><li>Shaving his head in his 30s as part of Buddhist practice.</li><li>The surprising evolution of eyebrows with age (including rogue "cactus" hairs).</li><li>Observations on makeup culture, including a woman who wore makeup for 12 years straight without her husband ever seeing her without it.</li><li>Reflections on physical appearance and self-acceptance.</li><li>Witty commentary about spandex, body image, and “improving” one’s look.</li></ul></li></ul>🧷 3. Piercings: Likes, Dislikes &amp; Personal History<br /><ul><li>Jason shares light commentary on various types of piercings:<ul><li>He finds septum/bull piercings off-putting but acknowledges their popularity.</li><li>Talks about getting his ear pierced as a teen by friends at home.</li><li>Recounts a funny mishap when a girlfriend later re-pierced it, saying “it won’t hurt”… but it did.</li><li>Ponders modern piercings like stretched ears, eyebrow piercings, and nipple/tongue piercings—mostly with confusion and humor.</li></ul></li></ul>🧼 4. Tattoos<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on:<ul><li>His only tattoo (from age 16).</li><li>His attempt at a "Bros-inspired" look: bleached blond hair + earrings.</li><li>His downstairs neighbor, who has tattoos everywhere, even on his face and toes.</li><li>Fondness for funny tattoos, including a neighbor with “Sour” and “Sweet” under each nipple.</li></ul></li></ul>🧠 5. Memory, Nostalgia &amp; Being Forgotten<br /><ul><li>Touches on the strange feeling of remembering people vividly while others forget him.</li><li>Stories of past friends or coworkers not recognizing him years later.</li><li>Recollection of working in a factory and leaving suddenly without goodbyes—then realizing he was more liked than he thought.</li></ul>🦻 6. Aging, Identity &amp; Humor<br /><ul><li>Delivers a hilarious, imagined dialogue with an old man who says the secret to a long marriage is “hearing loss”.</li><li>Jokes about collecting slippers and balancing sausages instead of matchsticks.</li><li>Ponders freckles, eye colors, and beauty standards.</li><li>Ends with admiration for assistive technologies, like vision-restoring chips for the blind—and a comedic worry that a wife gaining sight might instantly regret marrying him.</li></ul>🧸 Final Notes:<br /><ul><li>Ends with Jason’s trademark gentle send-off: encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.</li><li>Mentions that the next day’s episode will be Trivia Tuesday.</li></ul>🎙️ Tone &amp; Style:<br...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35254</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringobjects,boringpodcast,calming,humor,hypnosis,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,mindfulness,nostalgia,piercings,podcasttosleep,relaxation,relaxationhypnosis,sleep,sleepaid,sleepy,tattoos,unwind</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9738dde282772278fb5db3a67eb323c6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1478 | Jason Newland | 31st October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1478-jason-newland-31st-october-2025--68380298</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Thousands of free recordings to stream &amp; Download:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service</b>: <a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><i><b>Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1478 | Jason Newland | 31st October 2025</b></i><br />🧠 General Overview: This recording is a freeform, conversational monologue from Jason, part of his ongoing Q&amp;A Friday podcast-style series. It blends everyday reflections, listener questions, tangents, humor, and personal anecdotes. Despite its length and digressions, it’s engaging in a gentle, comforting way — ideal for background listening, relaxation, or sleep. 🗓️ Context &amp; Opening:<br /><ul><li>Jason starts by acknowledging he missed recording on Halloween (October 31st) due to fireworks and noise disturbances, including his dog Vinny barking and neighbors playing loud music to drown out the bangs.</li><li>He apologizes for the delay, shares a bit about his current surroundings, and thanks fans (Ben, Emil, Jackie) for PayPal donations, which helped with food and bills.</li></ul>🐶 Pet Talk (Vinny &amp; Logie):<br /><ul><li>Jason talks at length about Vinny, his dog, and a past dog Logie.<ul><li>Vinny is a bit reactive, especially around other dogs, and Jason shares stories of nighttime walks and social challenges.</li><li>He recalls Logie, a large, gentle but aggressive-to-dogs pup he took care of after a friend's passing.</li><li>There's a detailed and emotional story about having to hold Logie down during an intense dog encounter, illustrating Jason's physical exhaustion and care.</li></ul></li></ul>📺 Nostalgia &amp; TV Talk:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about TV in the '80s and '90s, including:<ul><li>Watching EastEnders, and how it became a Sunday ritual.</li><li>New recordings he’s doing called “Thursday Throwbacks”, themed around his favorite shows from each year (e.g., 1980, 1981, etc.).</li></ul></li></ul>🍂 Weather, Autumn &amp; Life in England:<br /><ul><li>Discusses autumnal weather, its unpredictability in England (“three or four seasons in one day”).</li><li>Talks about living in different parts of the UK (Essex, London, Suffolk, Scotland).</li><li>Shares anecdotes about slipping on icy stairs and fracturing his back — a humorous yet painful memory.</li></ul>💬 Listener Q&amp;A: Jason answers several light-hearted listener questions: 1. Hope - Halloween costumes from childhood?<br /><ul><li>Jason struggles to remember dressing up for Halloween.</li><li>Vaguely recalls fake blood and Dracula teeth.</li><li>Shares that Halloween wasn’t a big deal in his childhood (UK perspective), and how now more adults celebrate it than kids.</li></ul>2. Anne - Favorite scary movie?<br /><ul><li>He goes deep into horror movie nostalgia, mentioning:<ul><li>American Werewolf in London (his favorite)</li><li>Alien, The Fly, The Others, Shaun of the Dead, Us, 1408, Cabin in the Woods, Misery, Jaws, The Exorcist, and more.</li><li>Prefers psychological thrillers and movies with emotional depth over pure gore or slasher films.</li></ul></li></ul>3. Jackie - Do you believe in ghosts or magic?<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects deeply:<ul><li>He doesn’t firmly believe or disbelieve — says “I don’t know” is an honest answer.</li><li>Talks about childhood interest in magic and the energetic connection between people.</li><li>Expresses belief in the power of kindness, intention, and interconnectedness.</li></ul></li></ul>4. Maria - Childhood trick-or-treating?<br /><ul><li>Already answered under Hope’s question — he doesn’t remember trick-or-treating much.</li></ul>5. Heidi - Did you succeed in cooking meals with your healthy food?<br /><ul><li>Admits he didn’t stick to the cooking plan.</li><li>Gave away food to a neighbor rather than waste it.</li><li>Reflects on struggles cooking for himself despite having catering experience.</li></ul>6. Favorite Halloween candy?<br /><ul><li>Mentions UK sweets like bonbons, Curly Wurly, frozen honeycomb bars, and chocolate brownies.</li><li>Shares fond memories of old-fashioned sweet shops and how he loved chocolate brownies from school dinners.</li></ul>🧠 Personal Themes: Throughout, Jason explores personal feelings about:<br /><ul><li>Ageing &amp; declining energy</li><li>Shame over needing help</li><li>Self-sufficiency vs asking for support</li><li>Belief, kindness, and human connection</li><li>Loneliness, nostalgia, and reflection</li></ul>🎤 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Relaxed, meandering, sincere, and often humorous.</li><li>Feels like a personal conversation or diary entry.</li><li>Contains lots of asides, digressions, and comforting rambles — perfect for easing into sleep or zoning out.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68380298</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2025 19:03:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68380298/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1478_jason_newland_30th_october_2025.mp3" length="280460972" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thousands of free recordings to stream &amp;amp; Download:
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Q&amp;amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1478 | Jason Newland | 31st October 2025
🧠 General Overview: This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Thousands of free recordings to stream &amp; Download:</b><br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Support this free service</b>: <a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland</a><br /><br /><i><b>Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1478 | Jason Newland | 31st October 2025</b></i><br />🧠 General Overview: This recording is a freeform, conversational monologue from Jason, part of his ongoing Q&amp;A Friday podcast-style series. It blends everyday reflections, listener questions, tangents, humor, and personal anecdotes. Despite its length and digressions, it’s engaging in a gentle, comforting way — ideal for background listening, relaxation, or sleep. 🗓️ Context &amp; Opening:<br /><ul><li>Jason starts by acknowledging he missed recording on Halloween (October 31st) due to fireworks and noise disturbances, including his dog Vinny barking and neighbors playing loud music to drown out the bangs.</li><li>He apologizes for the delay, shares a bit about his current surroundings, and thanks fans (Ben, Emil, Jackie) for PayPal donations, which helped with food and bills.</li></ul>🐶 Pet Talk (Vinny &amp; Logie):<br /><ul><li>Jason talks at length about Vinny, his dog, and a past dog Logie.<ul><li>Vinny is a bit reactive, especially around other dogs, and Jason shares stories of nighttime walks and social challenges.</li><li>He recalls Logie, a large, gentle but aggressive-to-dogs pup he took care of after a friend's passing.</li><li>There's a detailed and emotional story about having to hold Logie down during an intense dog encounter, illustrating Jason's physical exhaustion and care.</li></ul></li></ul>📺 Nostalgia &amp; TV Talk:<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about TV in the '80s and '90s, including:<ul><li>Watching EastEnders, and how it became a Sunday ritual.</li><li>New recordings he’s doing called “Thursday Throwbacks”, themed around his favorite shows from each year (e.g., 1980, 1981, etc.).</li></ul></li></ul>🍂 Weather, Autumn &amp; Life in England:<br /><ul><li>Discusses autumnal weather, its unpredictability in England (“three or four seasons in one day”).</li><li>Talks about living in different parts of the UK (Essex, London, Suffolk, Scotland).</li><li>Shares anecdotes about slipping on icy stairs and fracturing his back — a humorous yet painful memory.</li></ul>💬 Listener Q&amp;A: Jason answers several light-hearted listener questions: 1. Hope - Halloween costumes from childhood?<br /><ul><li>Jason struggles to remember dressing up for Halloween.</li><li>Vaguely recalls fake blood and Dracula teeth.</li><li>Shares that Halloween wasn’t a big deal in his childhood (UK perspective), and how now more adults celebrate it than kids.</li></ul>2. Anne - Favorite scary movie?<br /><ul><li>He goes deep into horror movie nostalgia, mentioning:<ul><li>American Werewolf in London (his favorite)</li><li>Alien, The Fly, The Others, Shaun of the Dead, Us, 1408, Cabin in the Woods, Misery, Jaws, The Exorcist, and more.</li><li>Prefers psychological thrillers and movies with emotional depth over pure gore or slasher films.</li></ul></li></ul>3. Jackie - Do you believe in ghosts or magic?<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects deeply:<ul><li>He doesn’t firmly believe or disbelieve — says “I don’t know” is an honest answer.</li><li>Talks about childhood interest in magic and the energetic connection between people.</li><li>Expresses belief in the power of kindness, intention, and interconnectedness.</li></ul></li></ul>4. Maria - Childhood trick-or-treating?<br /><ul><li>Already answered under Hope’s question — he doesn’t remember trick-or-treating much.</li></ul>5. Heidi - Did you succeed in cooking meals with your healthy food?<br /><ul><li>Admits he didn’t stick to the cooking plan.</li><li>Gave away food to a neighbor rather than waste it.</li><li>Reflects on struggles...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35058</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,britishhumour,eastenders,ghosts,halloween,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,kindness,lmbyts,mindfulness,qafriday,relaxation,scarymovies,sleep,sleepaid,throwbacks,vinnydog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0de27f0f5beaa035c8659edfae90e564.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) TV shows 1981 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1477 | Jason Newland | 30th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tv-shows-1981-thursday-throwbacks-lmbyts-1477-jason-newland-30th-october-2025--68354167</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>TV shows 1981 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1477 | Jason Newland | 30th October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Overall Structure and Mood<br /><ul><li>The episode is a relaxed, meandering monologue typical of Jason's “bore you to sleep” format.</li><li>His tone is informal, conversational, humorous, and nostalgic, frequently going off on personal tangents.</li><li>The central theme of this episode is “Thursday Throwbacks – TV Shows of 1981”, but the discussion winds through many topics before (and while) getting there.</li></ul>📺 Main Theme: 1981 UK TV Shows Jason dives deep into British (and some American) TV from 1981. Here's what he covers:<br /><br />🔹 British TV Shows (1981 Highlights)<br /><ul><li>Only Fools and Horses – Premiered in 1981, Jason's all-time favorite. He discusses its legacy and enduring popularity.</li><li>Bergerac – Not particularly into it; remembers it being set in Jersey.</li><li>Victoria Wood, Ain’t Half Hot Mum, Tenko – Mixed memories or not really watched.</li><li>The Two Ronnies – A favorite; talks about Ronnie Barker &amp; Ronnie Corbett’s careers.</li><li>Porridge, Open All Hours, Butterflies, Terry &amp; June, Yes Minister – Commentary on characters, humor style, and personal connections to these shows.</li><li>Generation Game – Remembers Bruce Forsyth and Larry Grayson eras.</li><li>Juliet Bravo, The Likely Lads, Minder, The Professionals – More mentions with personal anecdotes.</li><li>Doctor Who – Specifically Peter Davison becoming the Fifth Doctor in 1981.</li><li>Grange Hill, Rainbow, Jackanory, Postman Pat, Pipkins – Reflections on children's TV.</li><li>Top of the Pops – A family tradition, especially around Christmas.</li><li>Newsnight, Panorama, and other current affairs shows – Acknowledges but didn’t really watch as a kid.</li><li>Snooker, Football (Ipswich Town), Wimbledon, Boxing – Memories of sports on TV.</li></ul>🔹 American Imports in the UK (1981)<br /><ul><li>Dallas, Dynasty – Recalls their rivalry.</li><li>CHiPs, The Dukes of Hazzard – Saturday night favorites; fond memories.</li><li>Buck Rogers, Magnum P.I., Hart to Hart, MAS*H, Different Strokes – Fondness for American storytelling and characters.</li><li>He-Man, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs – Reflections on children’s shows aired in the UK.</li></ul>🧠 Tangent Topics and Personal Anecdotes Jason shares lots of side stories and reflections that add texture and warmth to the episode: 🕰️ Childhood Memories<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about watching TV as a kid after school and during weekends.</li><li>Talks about how he’d control the TV between 4–6 PM and how routines shifted as his brothers got older.</li><li>Reflects on school, cartoons, and bedtime routines.</li><li>Memories of watching Doctor Who, Star Trek, and other classics with family.</li></ul>🐶 Vinnie the Dog<br /><ul><li>Vinnie gets frequent mentions (and interruptions!).</li><li>At one point, Jason jokes about Vinnie licking his feet to get attention.</li><li>Mentions wanting to make an Amazon wishlist for dog treats for Vinnie (but only available to UK folks).</li></ul>💬 Rants and Humor<br /><ul><li>A very long and humorous rant about junk mail and unreadable "no junk mail" stickers on his door.</li><li>A story about not dressing up for Halloween at a call center job and awkwardly joking he was a “serial killer” (in hindsight, maybe not his best moment).</li><li>Pokes fun at people’s need to “be right” and shares his philosophy about not needing to win arguments.</li><li>Comments on YouTube censorship and how innocent social media used to feel.</li><li>Reflects on being okay not knowing things, even as an adult — and critiques how society expects immediate answers.</li></ul>🎓 Encouraging Lifelong Learning<br /><ul><li>Talks about encouraging a neighbor to consider going to university at 44.</li><li>Reflects on his own experience getting a degree at 40.</li></ul>🤯 Cultural Commentary<br /><ul><li>Critiques outdated, non-PC shows like Ain’t Half Hot Mum.</li><li>Talks about how television reflected society’s values at the time, and how disclaimers now acknowledge that.</li><li>Discusses the difference between opinions and facts, especially in entertainment and online debates.</li></ul>🧁 Nostalgia and Comfort<br /><ul><li>Describes cozy Saturday night rituals with family – sandwiches, sweets, TV time – calling it a highlight of his week.</li><li>Expresses how those nights were "blissful" and full of comfort, warmth, and good vibes.</li></ul>🧠 Notable Quotes and Moments:<br /><ul><li>“I'm not angry. I'm passionate.”</li><li>“You don't need to be right – just let them think they are.”</li><li>“Only Fools and Horses debuted in 1981. That’s my favorite show – ever.”</li><li>“Vinny’s flappy ears make more sense than half the shows on TV these days.”</li><li>“I learned early on: if I didn’t know something, I’d just say I didn’t know. And that’s okay.”</li></ul>🧵 Conclusion and Sign-off<br /><ul><li>Wraps up by reminding listeners to be kind to themselves.</li><li>Teases next Thursday's “Throwback” episode focusing on TV from 1982.</li><li>Expresses gratitude to his listeners with a gentle, soothing close.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68354167</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2025 21:30:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68354167/no_music_10_hours_tv_shows_1981_thursday_throwbacks_lmbyts_1477_jason_newland_30th_october_2025.mp3" length="282117293" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

TV shows 1981 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1477 | Jason Newland | 30th October 2025

🎙️ Overall Structure and Mood

- The episode is a relaxed, meandering monologue typical of Jason's “bore you to sleep” format.
- His...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>TV shows 1981 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1477 | Jason Newland | 30th October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Overall Structure and Mood<br /><ul><li>The episode is a relaxed, meandering monologue typical of Jason's “bore you to sleep” format.</li><li>His tone is informal, conversational, humorous, and nostalgic, frequently going off on personal tangents.</li><li>The central theme of this episode is “Thursday Throwbacks – TV Shows of 1981”, but the discussion winds through many topics before (and while) getting there.</li></ul>📺 Main Theme: 1981 UK TV Shows Jason dives deep into British (and some American) TV from 1981. Here's what he covers:<br /><br />🔹 British TV Shows (1981 Highlights)<br /><ul><li>Only Fools and Horses – Premiered in 1981, Jason's all-time favorite. He discusses its legacy and enduring popularity.</li><li>Bergerac – Not particularly into it; remembers it being set in Jersey.</li><li>Victoria Wood, Ain’t Half Hot Mum, Tenko – Mixed memories or not really watched.</li><li>The Two Ronnies – A favorite; talks about Ronnie Barker &amp; Ronnie Corbett’s careers.</li><li>Porridge, Open All Hours, Butterflies, Terry &amp; June, Yes Minister – Commentary on characters, humor style, and personal connections to these shows.</li><li>Generation Game – Remembers Bruce Forsyth and Larry Grayson eras.</li><li>Juliet Bravo, The Likely Lads, Minder, The Professionals – More mentions with personal anecdotes.</li><li>Doctor Who – Specifically Peter Davison becoming the Fifth Doctor in 1981.</li><li>Grange Hill, Rainbow, Jackanory, Postman Pat, Pipkins – Reflections on children's TV.</li><li>Top of the Pops – A family tradition, especially around Christmas.</li><li>Newsnight, Panorama, and other current affairs shows – Acknowledges but didn’t really watch as a kid.</li><li>Snooker, Football (Ipswich Town), Wimbledon, Boxing – Memories of sports on TV.</li></ul>🔹 American Imports in the UK (1981)<br /><ul><li>Dallas, Dynasty – Recalls their rivalry.</li><li>CHiPs, The Dukes of Hazzard – Saturday night favorites; fond memories.</li><li>Buck Rogers, Magnum P.I., Hart to Hart, MAS*H, Different Strokes – Fondness for American storytelling and characters.</li><li>He-Man, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs – Reflections on children’s shows aired in the UK.</li></ul>🧠 Tangent Topics and Personal Anecdotes Jason shares lots of side stories and reflections that add texture and warmth to the episode: 🕰️ Childhood Memories<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about watching TV as a kid after school and during weekends.</li><li>Talks about how he’d control the TV between 4–6 PM and how routines shifted as his brothers got older.</li><li>Reflects on school, cartoons, and bedtime routines.</li><li>Memories of watching Doctor Who, Star Trek, and other classics with family.</li></ul>🐶 Vinnie the Dog<br /><ul><li>Vinnie gets frequent mentions (and interruptions!).</li><li>At one point, Jason jokes about Vinnie licking his feet to get attention.</li><li>Mentions wanting to make an Amazon wishlist for dog treats for Vinnie (but only available to UK folks).</li></ul>💬 Rants and Humor<br /><ul><li>A very long and humorous rant about junk mail and unreadable "no junk mail" stickers on his door.</li><li>A story about not dressing up for Halloween at a call center job and awkwardly joking he was a “serial killer” (in hindsight, maybe not his best moment).</li><li>Pokes fun at people’s need to “be right” and shares his philosophy about not needing to win arguments.</li><li>Comments on YouTube censorship and how innocent social media used to feel.</li><li>Reflects on being okay not knowing things, even as an adult — and critiques how society expects immediate answers.</li></ul>🎓 Encouraging Lifelong Learning<br /><ul><li>Talks about encouraging a neighbor to consider going to university at 44.</li><li>Reflects on his own experience getting a degree...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35265</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1981,asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,chill,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,nostalgia,onlyfoolsandhorses,podcast,relaxation,sleep,sleeper,throwback,tvshows,ukcomedy,unwind,vinnythedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ca1e31b16d7b5ddcdb5177289b77e9a0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1476 | Jason Newland | 29th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1476-jason-newland-29th-october-2025--68338170</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1351079888274968354" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.<br /><br />🧵 Key Themes &amp; Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting &amp; Ambience<br /><ul><li>Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).</li><li>He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.</li></ul>📚 Nostalgia &amp; Childhood Memories<br /><ul><li>Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.</li><li>Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.</li><li>Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.</li></ul>🤓 Vision &amp; Eye Health<br /><ul><li>Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.</li><li>Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.</li></ul>🧢 New Hat &amp; Sock Saga<br /><ul><li>Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.</li><li>Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.</li></ul>🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)<br /><ul><li>Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!</li><li>Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.</li><li>Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.</li></ul>💻 Website &amp; Google Analytics Adventures<br /><ul><li>Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.</li><li>Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).</li><li>Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.</li></ul>🧠 Medication &amp; Mental Health<br /><ul><li>Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”</li><li>Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.</li></ul>🎭 Stories from the Past<br /><ul><li>Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.</li><li>Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.</li></ul>🚣 Sea Cadet Days<br /><ul><li>Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.</li><li>Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.</li></ul>👨‍👩‍👦 Family History<br /><ul><li>Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.</li><li>Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.</li><li>Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.</li></ul>🧠 Reflections on Time &amp; Aging<br /><ul><li>Notes how fast October flew by.</li><li>Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.</li><li>Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.</li></ul>🔁 Recurring Style &amp; Themes:<br /><ul><li>Stream of consciousness narration</li><li>Self-deprecating humor</li><li>Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing</li><li>Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things</li><li>Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68338170</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2025 18:34:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68338170/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1476_jason_newland_29th_october_2025.mp3" length="282243368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1351079888274968354

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1351079888274968354" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.<br /><br />🧵 Key Themes &amp; Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting &amp; Ambience<br /><ul><li>Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).</li><li>He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.</li></ul>📚 Nostalgia &amp; Childhood Memories<br /><ul><li>Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.</li><li>Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.</li><li>Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.</li></ul>🤓 Vision &amp; Eye Health<br /><ul><li>Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.</li><li>Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.</li></ul>🧢 New Hat &amp; Sock Saga<br /><ul><li>Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.</li><li>Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.</li></ul>🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)<br /><ul><li>Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!</li><li>Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.</li><li>Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.</li></ul>💻 Website &amp; Google Analytics Adventures<br /><ul><li>Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.</li><li>Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).</li><li>Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.</li></ul>🧠 Medication &amp; Mental Health<br /><ul><li>Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”</li><li>Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.</li></ul>🎭 Stories from the Past<br /><ul><li>Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.</li><li>Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.</li></ul>🚣 Sea Cadet Days<br /><ul><li>Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.</li><li>Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.</li></ul>👨‍👩‍👦 Family History<br /><ul><li>Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.</li><li>Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.</li><li>Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.</li></ul>🧠 Reflections on Time &amp; Aging<br /><ul><li>Notes how fast October flew by.</li><li>Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.</li><li>Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.</li></ul>🔁 Recurring Style &amp; Themes:<br /><ul><li>Stream of consciousness narration</li><li>Self-deprecating humor</li><li>Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing</li><li>Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things</li><li>Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35281</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,calm,comfort,funny,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,meditation,mentalwellbeing,mindfulness,nostalgia,rain,relaxation,sleep,storytelling,vinny,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e52d5ae609ddfeee03f8fb19e0ef2eda.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Halloween | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1475 | Jason Newland | 28th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-halloween-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1475-jason-newland-28th-october-2025--68316072</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Halloween | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1475 | Jason Newland | 28th October 2025</b><br />🎧 Podcast Summary: "Trivia Tuesday: Halloween Edition" <br />🗣️ Host Introduction &amp; Casual Chat<br /><ul><li>Opens with your usual welcome message from <a href="https://jasonnewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a>.</li><li>Playful banter with Vinny (your dog) who interrupts a lot with his antics, chewing on loud objects and seeking attention.</li><li>Mentions current time and feelings of tiredness linked to a medication adjustment.</li></ul>🔁 Recent Happenings &amp; Social Media<br /><ul><li>Talks about efforts creating short videos for social media (YouTube, TikTok, Instagram).</li><li>Views are shared: ~105 on Instagram and ~230 on TikTok.</li><li>Mentions plans to be more consistent across platforms in the future (YouTube, podcasts, Shopify website).</li><li>Some discussion of listener engagement and visiting the website.</li></ul>📅 Upcoming Q&amp;A Friday<br /><ul><li>Brief reminder to listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday episode, especially Halloween-themed ones.</li><li>Directs listeners to the Facebook group ("Jason Newland's Boring Group") for participation.</li></ul>🎃 Halloween Reflections &amp; Personal Story<br /><ul><li>Reflects on Halloween memories, including a very intense personal story:<ul><li>An incident ~6–7 years ago involving a friend who was attacked on Halloween night.</li><li>Describes watching the horror movie The Witch while chaos unfolded outside.</li><li>The friend survived thanks to a lucky knock on the door of an ex-paramedic.</li><li>This experience left a lasting Halloween memory for you.</li></ul></li></ul>🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Riffs<br /><ul><li>Humorous rambles and tangents:<ul><li>Thoughts about running a radio station.</li><li>Imaginary offers from sketchy "radio execs in a basement" (complete with guillotine jokes).</li><li>Interactions with Vinny, who keeps interrupting or jumping in your lap.</li><li>Struggles with haters on YouTube and internet trolls.</li><li>Heartwarming story of a fan (Angela) who took your content on a cruise.</li></ul></li></ul>🧛 100+ Halloween Trivia Facts! You read (and riff on) an endless stream of Halloween trivia, like:<br /><ul><li>Origins of Halloween (Celtic Samhain festival).</li><li>Evolution of trick-or-treating.</li><li>Black cats, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin patches, vampire myths, and bats.</li><li>Pop culture references (Monster Mash, The Exorcist, Halloween movies).</li><li>Regional and historical traditions (burning nuts in Scotland, turnip carving in Ireland).</li><li>Light-hearted skepticism about some "facts" and fun commentary on their weirdness.</li><li>Commentary about the candy obsession in the US vs the UK (candy corn gets roasted 😂).</li></ul>🧘 Buddhism, Spirituality &amp; Misunderstandings<br /><ul><li>Reflects on being mischaracterized as a “snake oil salesman” or “devil worshipper” in the past.</li><li>Explores Buddhist customs, like monks collecting food, and contrasts religious practices.</li><li>Expresses thoughts on spirituality and compassion, and how people misinterpret intentions.</li></ul>🐕 Vinny the Show-Stealer<br /><ul><li>Vinny constantly seeks attention—pawing your knee, whining, jumping into your lap.</li><li>You narrate his behaviors, offer him cuddles, and lovingly complain about his timing.</li><li>Lots of charming doggy distractions throughout the recording!</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Vibe<br /><ul><li>Funny, thoughtful, meandering, warm, and deeply human.</li><li>Feels like a cozy fireside chat mixed with trivia, storytelling, and spontaneous jokes.</li><li>Relaxed pacing; clearly designed to help people wind down or fall asleep.</li></ul>🔚 Closing<br /><ul><li>Ends with a heartfelt sign-off: “Be kind to yourself, you deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”</li><li>Vinny "says goodbye" too, of course. 🐾</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68316072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 20:40:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68316072/no_music_10_hours_halloween_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1475_jason_newland_28th_october_2025.mp3" length="283640621" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Halloween | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1475 | Jason Newland | 28th October 2025
🎧 Podcast Summary: "Trivia Tuesday: Halloween Edition" 
🗣️ Host Introduction &amp;amp; Casual Chat

- Opens with your usual welcome message from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Halloween | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1475 | Jason Newland | 28th October 2025</b><br />🎧 Podcast Summary: "Trivia Tuesday: Halloween Edition" <br />🗣️ Host Introduction &amp; Casual Chat<br /><ul><li>Opens with your usual welcome message from <a href="https://jasonnewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a>.</li><li>Playful banter with Vinny (your dog) who interrupts a lot with his antics, chewing on loud objects and seeking attention.</li><li>Mentions current time and feelings of tiredness linked to a medication adjustment.</li></ul>🔁 Recent Happenings &amp; Social Media<br /><ul><li>Talks about efforts creating short videos for social media (YouTube, TikTok, Instagram).</li><li>Views are shared: ~105 on Instagram and ~230 on TikTok.</li><li>Mentions plans to be more consistent across platforms in the future (YouTube, podcasts, Shopify website).</li><li>Some discussion of listener engagement and visiting the website.</li></ul>📅 Upcoming Q&amp;A Friday<br /><ul><li>Brief reminder to listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday episode, especially Halloween-themed ones.</li><li>Directs listeners to the Facebook group ("Jason Newland's Boring Group") for participation.</li></ul>🎃 Halloween Reflections &amp; Personal Story<br /><ul><li>Reflects on Halloween memories, including a very intense personal story:<ul><li>An incident ~6–7 years ago involving a friend who was attacked on Halloween night.</li><li>Describes watching the horror movie The Witch while chaos unfolded outside.</li><li>The friend survived thanks to a lucky knock on the door of an ex-paramedic.</li><li>This experience left a lasting Halloween memory for you.</li></ul></li></ul>🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Riffs<br /><ul><li>Humorous rambles and tangents:<ul><li>Thoughts about running a radio station.</li><li>Imaginary offers from sketchy "radio execs in a basement" (complete with guillotine jokes).</li><li>Interactions with Vinny, who keeps interrupting or jumping in your lap.</li><li>Struggles with haters on YouTube and internet trolls.</li><li>Heartwarming story of a fan (Angela) who took your content on a cruise.</li></ul></li></ul>🧛 100+ Halloween Trivia Facts! You read (and riff on) an endless stream of Halloween trivia, like:<br /><ul><li>Origins of Halloween (Celtic Samhain festival).</li><li>Evolution of trick-or-treating.</li><li>Black cats, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin patches, vampire myths, and bats.</li><li>Pop culture references (Monster Mash, The Exorcist, Halloween movies).</li><li>Regional and historical traditions (burning nuts in Scotland, turnip carving in Ireland).</li><li>Light-hearted skepticism about some "facts" and fun commentary on their weirdness.</li><li>Commentary about the candy obsession in the US vs the UK (candy corn gets roasted 😂).</li></ul>🧘 Buddhism, Spirituality &amp; Misunderstandings<br /><ul><li>Reflects on being mischaracterized as a “snake oil salesman” or “devil worshipper” in the past.</li><li>Explores Buddhist customs, like monks collecting food, and contrasts religious practices.</li><li>Expresses thoughts on spirituality and compassion, and how people misinterpret intentions.</li></ul>🐕 Vinny the Show-Stealer<br /><ul><li>Vinny constantly seeks attention—pawing your knee, whining, jumping into your lap.</li><li>You narrate his behaviors, offer him cuddles, and lovingly complain about his timing.</li><li>Lots of charming doggy distractions throughout the recording!</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Vibe<br /><ul><li>Funny, thoughtful, meandering, warm, and deeply human.</li><li>Feels like a cozy fireside chat mixed with trivia, storytelling, and spontaneous jokes.</li><li>Relaxed pacing; clearly designed to help people wind down or fall asleep.</li></ul>🔚 Closing<br /><ul><li>Ends with a heartfelt sign-off: “Be kind to yourself, you deserve to be happy....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35455</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,boringstories,candycorn,halloween,halloweenfacts,hypnosis,insomniapodcast,jackrussell,jasonnewland,meditation,pumpkins,relaxation,samhain,sleephelp,sleeppodcast,spookyfacts,trivia,triviatuesday,vinny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/deab15412511510723ea271c6e7589bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-bathrooms-mondays-boring-objects-lmbyts-1474-jason-newland-27th-october-2025--68301380</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Overview<br /><ul><li>Speaker: Jason Newland</li><li>Style: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)</li><li>Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleep</li><li>Theme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.</li></ul>🛁 Major Themes &amp; Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Start<br /><ul><li>Jason begins unsure what to talk about.</li><li>Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.</li><li>He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.</li></ul>🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s Life<br /><br />This is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:<br /><ul><li>Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.</li><li>Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.</li><li>Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.</li><li>Unique memories:<ul><li>Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of Vaseline</li><li>Singing George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)</li><li>Cleaning extremely gross communal bathrooms</li><li>Forgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)</li></ul></li></ul>It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.<br /><br />📻 Podcast Philosophy<br /><ul><li>Jason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.</li><li>Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&amp;A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”</li><li>Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.</li></ul>🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life Timeline<br /><ul><li>The episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.</li><li>He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”</li></ul>🐶 Bonus Characters<br /><ul><li>Vinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.</li><li>Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Relaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surreal</li><li>Very repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind down</li><li>Moments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)</li></ul>🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable Moments<br /><ul><li>Ponders how giraffes see around corners</li><li>Complains about Christmas sofas in October</li><li>Describes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)</li><li>Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroom</li><li>Reflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year</li></ul>💤 Conclusion<br /><br />Jason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.<br /><br />🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68301380</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2025 19:38:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68301380/no_music_10_hours_bathrooms_mondays_boring_objects_lmbyts_1474_jason_newland_27th_october_2025.mp3" length="283514093" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://jasonnewland.com/
Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025

🎙️ Overview

- Speaker: Jason Newland
- Style: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)
-...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Overview<br /><ul><li>Speaker: Jason Newland</li><li>Style: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)</li><li>Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleep</li><li>Theme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.</li></ul>🛁 Major Themes &amp; Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Start<br /><ul><li>Jason begins unsure what to talk about.</li><li>Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.</li><li>He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.</li></ul>🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s Life<br /><br />This is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:<br /><ul><li>Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.</li><li>Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.</li><li>Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.</li><li>Unique memories:<ul><li>Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of Vaseline</li><li>Singing George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)</li><li>Cleaning extremely gross communal bathrooms</li><li>Forgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)</li></ul></li></ul>It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.<br /><br />📻 Podcast Philosophy<br /><ul><li>Jason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.</li><li>Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&amp;A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”</li><li>Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.</li></ul>🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life Timeline<br /><ul><li>The episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.</li><li>He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”</li></ul>🐶 Bonus Characters<br /><ul><li>Vinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.</li><li>Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Relaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surreal</li><li>Very repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind down</li><li>Moments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)</li></ul>🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable Moments<br /><ul><li>Ponders how giraffes see around corners</li><li>Complains about Christmas sofas in October</li><li>Describes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)</li><li>Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroom</li><li>Reflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year</li></ul>💤 Conclusion<br /><br />Jason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.<br /><br />🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35440</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmrstyle,bathrooms,bedtimehumour,bedtimepodcast,boringobjects,boringpodcast,calmvoice,fallasleepfast,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulness,nostalgia,podcasttosleep,relaxationhypnosis,relaxationpodcast,sleepaid,sleephypnosis,sleeptalk,vinnythedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2be954b2e2db4796afb63300b76c4b7c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-sunday-papers-lmbyts-1473-jason-newland-26th-october-2025--68286561</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025</b><br />🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!<br /><br />🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.</li><li>Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.</li><li>Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.</li><li>Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.</li></ul>📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:<ul><li>Let Me Bore You to Sleep</li><li>Q&amp;A Friday</li><li>Sleepy Boring Objects</li><li>Trivia Tuesday</li><li>Whisper Wednesday</li><li>Sunday Papers</li></ul></li><li>Talks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.</li><li>Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.</li><li>Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).</li></ul>🧪 AI &amp; Avatars:<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.</li><li>Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.</li><li>Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.</li></ul>👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:<br /><ul><li>Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.</li><li>Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.</li><li>Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing &amp; Sports Commentary:<br /><ul><li>Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.</li><li>Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.</li><li>Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.</li></ul>📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:<br /><ul><li>Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:<ul><li>British troops accused of flashing</li><li>Electric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as news</li><li>Gen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)</li><li>Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their products</li><li>James Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)</li><li>Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera drama</li><li>Sudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswords</li><li>Kitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AI</li><li>A giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedure</li><li>Cats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” ad</li><li>Horoscopes by Russell Grant</li><li>And a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert</li></ul></li></ul>🧘 Tone and Style:<br /><ul><li>Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.</li><li>Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.</li><li>Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”</li></ul>💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:<br /><ul><li>Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.</li><li>Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.</li><li>Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.</li><li>Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.</li><li>Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.</li><li>Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.</li></ul>🧺 Closing:<br /><ul><li>Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”</li></ul>📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:<br /><ul><li>Reflections on podcasting and AI</li><li>Thoughts on glasses, pets, and his voice</li><li>A deep dive into the Sunday newspaper</li><li>Light commentary on pop culture, boxing, and trivia</li><li>Rambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68286561</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2025 19:09:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68286561/no_music_10_hours_sunday_papers_lmbyts_1473_jason_newland_26th_october_2025.mp3" length="282346054" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025
🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025</b><br />🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!<br /><br />🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.</li><li>Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.</li><li>Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.</li><li>Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.</li></ul>📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:<ul><li>Let Me Bore You to Sleep</li><li>Q&amp;A Friday</li><li>Sleepy Boring Objects</li><li>Trivia Tuesday</li><li>Whisper Wednesday</li><li>Sunday Papers</li></ul></li><li>Talks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.</li><li>Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.</li><li>Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).</li></ul>🧪 AI &amp; Avatars:<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.</li><li>Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.</li><li>Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.</li></ul>👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:<br /><ul><li>Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.</li><li>Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.</li><li>Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.</li></ul>🥊 Boxing &amp; Sports Commentary:<br /><ul><li>Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.</li><li>Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.</li><li>Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.</li></ul>📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:<br /><ul><li>Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:<ul><li>British troops accused of flashing</li><li>Electric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as news</li><li>Gen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)</li><li>Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their products</li><li>James Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)</li><li>Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera drama</li><li>Sudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswords</li><li>Kitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AI</li><li>A giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedure</li><li>Cats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” ad</li><li>Horoscopes by Russell Grant</li><li>And a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert</li></ul></li></ul>🧘 Tone and Style:<br /><ul><li>Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.</li><li>Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.</li><li>Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”</li></ul>💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:<br /><ul><li>Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.</li><li>Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.</li><li>Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,calmingvoice,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulness,newspaperreading,podcast,rambling,relaxation,relaxationaudio,sleep,sleepaid,sleephypnosis,sundaypapers,ukpodcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ba77ce64b2b331e6db597c422d7e2265.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1472 | Jason Newland | 24th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1472-jason-newland-24th-october-2025--68278569</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>🎙️ “Q&amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1472 – Jason Newland – 24th October 2025”</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 39 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8718968878651962949" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🔍 Summary: This episode of Q&amp;A Friday features a classic Jason Newland blend of personal reflection, storytelling, humour, and listener engagement. The first 40+ minutes are primarily conversational and introspective before he gets into the listener questions.<br /><br />🧠 Key Themes &amp; Topics: 🐾 Jason’s Week: Emotional Reflections &amp; Social Encounters<br /><ul><li>Shares feelings of discomfort after an odd encounter with fellow dog walkers in the park.</li><li>Discusses how subtle social cues and perceived rejection impacted him emotionally.</li><li>Reflects on grief connected to “Uncle Sausages” and how the local chip van triggers memories.</li><li>Talks about the awkwardness of interacting with neighbours and a confusing experience buying chips.</li></ul>🧠 Mental Health &amp; Daily Life<br /><ul><li>Mentions occasional mood dips and minor frustrations with everyday things (dog walking, bikes in alleyways, strangers, etc.).</li><li>Speaks candidly about feeling disconnected from others and handling life largely alone.</li></ul>🎥 YouTube &amp; Vlogging Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about early YouTube days and his vlogging journey from 2007 onward.</li><li>Talks about Boston Chickie’s vlog inspiring him to consider returning to more video-based content.</li><li>Expresses concern about the future of YouTube becoming saturated with AI-generated avatars.</li><li>Reflects on the authenticity of old-school YouTube versus the high-production, fast-talking, over-edited style today.</li></ul>❓ Listener Q&amp;A Segment (Begins ~1:07:30) Hope – What are your favourite gifts you've received? Jason shares:<br /><ul><li>Maltesers and a can of Coke from childhood in a children’s home.</li><li>A bike from his dad, seen as a symbol of being “rescued” from institutional life.</li><li>Personal support from friends (like Noel and Boston Chickie) that enabled him to pursue his creative work.</li><li>Fan-made gifts like art, photos, books, and PayPal contributions that made a difference in tough times.</li></ul>📝 Tone is reflective and sincere; Jason sees gifts more as gestures of emotional support than just physical objects. Carol – What’s the opposite of “gently close your eyes”? Jason jokes about “violently keeping your eyes open” 😆 and reflects on how the word “gently” adds calmness and hypnosis-friendly tone. Anne – What are tea cakes? Jason explains:<br /><ul><li>Similar to hot cross buns but usually contain fewer fruits.</li><li>Typically toasted with margarine and enjoyed with tea.</li><li>Shares he ate too many once and needed a break from them!</li></ul>Reveal – Funny UK food names like “Spotted Dick”, “Digestives”, “Yorkshire Pudding”... thoughts? Jason dives into:<br /><ul><li>The cultural weirdness and naming quirks (e.g., Spotted Dick sounds rude, Digestives are oddly named but beloved).</li><li>Stories about dipping digestives in tea and the precision required not to lose a soggy biscuit.</li><li>Explains that some British food names are traditional, others have changed (e.g., Marathon bars → Snickers).</li></ul>Ruth – What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Jason:<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about cheese and pickle sandwiches from his grandparents.</li><li>Shares nostalgia for cheese and tomato rolls with hot sausage rolls.</li><li>Current preference: cheese and salad, especially with tomato, lettuce, cucumber — but nothing too messy.</li><li>Brief detour into pasties and his fondness for ones from Cornwall and Dover.</li></ul>🎯 Notable Moments &amp; Highlights<br /><ul><li>Jason gets philosophical about AI, identity, and the future of video content.</li><li>Honest vulnerability about social anxiety, grief, and isolation.</li><li>Gentle humour around British foods and quirky memories.</li><li>A touching tribute to fans and online supporters who’ve helped him continue creating.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68278569</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2025 19:03:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68278569/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1472_jason_newland_24th_october_2025.mp3" length="280393478" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙️ “Q&amp;amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1472 – Jason Newland – 24th October 2025”
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 39 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8718968878651962949

🔍 Summary: This episode of Q&amp;amp;A Friday features a classic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>🎙️ “Q&amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1472 – Jason Newland – 24th October 2025”</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 39 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8718968878651962949" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🔍 Summary: This episode of Q&amp;A Friday features a classic Jason Newland blend of personal reflection, storytelling, humour, and listener engagement. The first 40+ minutes are primarily conversational and introspective before he gets into the listener questions.<br /><br />🧠 Key Themes &amp; Topics: 🐾 Jason’s Week: Emotional Reflections &amp; Social Encounters<br /><ul><li>Shares feelings of discomfort after an odd encounter with fellow dog walkers in the park.</li><li>Discusses how subtle social cues and perceived rejection impacted him emotionally.</li><li>Reflects on grief connected to “Uncle Sausages” and how the local chip van triggers memories.</li><li>Talks about the awkwardness of interacting with neighbours and a confusing experience buying chips.</li></ul>🧠 Mental Health &amp; Daily Life<br /><ul><li>Mentions occasional mood dips and minor frustrations with everyday things (dog walking, bikes in alleyways, strangers, etc.).</li><li>Speaks candidly about feeling disconnected from others and handling life largely alone.</li></ul>🎥 YouTube &amp; Vlogging Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about early YouTube days and his vlogging journey from 2007 onward.</li><li>Talks about Boston Chickie’s vlog inspiring him to consider returning to more video-based content.</li><li>Expresses concern about the future of YouTube becoming saturated with AI-generated avatars.</li><li>Reflects on the authenticity of old-school YouTube versus the high-production, fast-talking, over-edited style today.</li></ul>❓ Listener Q&amp;A Segment (Begins ~1:07:30) Hope – What are your favourite gifts you've received? Jason shares:<br /><ul><li>Maltesers and a can of Coke from childhood in a children’s home.</li><li>A bike from his dad, seen as a symbol of being “rescued” from institutional life.</li><li>Personal support from friends (like Noel and Boston Chickie) that enabled him to pursue his creative work.</li><li>Fan-made gifts like art, photos, books, and PayPal contributions that made a difference in tough times.</li></ul>📝 Tone is reflective and sincere; Jason sees gifts more as gestures of emotional support than just physical objects. Carol – What’s the opposite of “gently close your eyes”? Jason jokes about “violently keeping your eyes open” 😆 and reflects on how the word “gently” adds calmness and hypnosis-friendly tone. Anne – What are tea cakes? Jason explains:<br /><ul><li>Similar to hot cross buns but usually contain fewer fruits.</li><li>Typically toasted with margarine and enjoyed with tea.</li><li>Shares he ate too many once and needed a break from them!</li></ul>Reveal – Funny UK food names like “Spotted Dick”, “Digestives”, “Yorkshire Pudding”... thoughts? Jason dives into:<br /><ul><li>The cultural weirdness and naming quirks (e.g., Spotted Dick sounds rude, Digestives are oddly named but beloved).</li><li>Stories about dipping digestives in tea and the precision required not to lose a soggy biscuit.</li><li>Explains that some British food names are traditional, others have changed (e.g., Marathon bars → Snickers).</li></ul>Ruth – What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Jason:<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about cheese and pickle sandwiches from his grandparents.</li><li>Shares nostalgia for cheese and tomato rolls with hot sausage rolls.</li><li>Current preference: cheese and salad, especially with tomato, lettuce, cucumber — but nothing too messy.</li><li>Brief detour into pasties and his fondness for ones from Cornwall and Dover.</li></ul>🎯 Notable Moments &amp; Highlights<br /><ul><li>Jason gets philosophical about AI, identity,...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35049</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boringpodcast,britishfood,digestives,humour,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,loneliness,mindfulness,nostalgia,pasties,qafriday,reflection,relaxation,sandwich,sleep,storytelling,teacakes,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/da08fef7489c4a7f36ef3bf38be8ee82.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) TV shows 1980 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1471 | Jason Newland | 23rd October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-tv-shows-1980-thursday-throwbacks-lmbyts-1471-jason-newland-23rd-october-2025--68256081</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>TV shows 1980 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1471 | Jason Newland | 23rd October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Podcast Host: Jason Newland <br /><br />💤 Theme: Designed to be gently boring and nostalgic to help listeners fall asleep <br /><br />🆕 Introduction to the Series<br /><ul><li>Jason introduces a new weekly show called “Thursday Throwbacks” under his "Let’s Bore You to Sleep" podcast umbrella.</li><li>He emphasizes this series will focus on nostalgic topics from previous decades: TV shows, songs, movies, events, etc.</li><li>Today’s episode is all about UK TV shows from the year 1980.</li><li>He encourages listeners to close their eyes and relax.</li></ul>📺 TV Shows from 1980 (UK Focused)<br /><br />🧒 Children’s Shows<br /><ul><li>Play School – Watched as a child, aired twice daily.</li><li>Rainbow – Popular kids' show with Zippy, George, Bungle.</li><li>Jackanory – First book he read came from this show.</li><li>Blue Peter – A childhood staple with crafts, pets, and news.</li><li>John Craven’s Newsround – Gentle, child-friendly news.</li><li>Metal Mickey – Fun robot sitcom.</li><li>Crackerjack – Comedy and gameshow for kids.</li><li>Rent-a-Ghost – Quirky supernatural show.</li><li>Pipkins, Wordsworth, Wurzel Gummidge, and more.</li></ul>👮‍♂️ Police &amp; Drama Shows<br /><ul><li>Juliet Bravo – Female-led police drama.</li><li>The Gentle Touch – Another female detective drama.</li><li>Blake’s 7 – Sci-fi favorite; Jason was a big fan.</li><li>Dr. Who – Watched from early years into adulthood.</li><li>Emmerdale Farm – Early days of the rural soap.</li><li>Brideshead Revisited, Secret Army, Catweazle, Survivors – Mentioned briefly.</li></ul>🕵️‍♂️ Crime &amp; Mystery<br /><ul><li>Minder – One of Jason’s all-time favorites.</li><li>The Sweeney – Didn’t watch due to adult content.</li><li>Professionals – Compared to Starsky &amp; Hutch.</li></ul>👨‍👩‍👧 Sitcoms &amp; Comedy<br /><ul><li>Fawlty Towers – "Best comedy show ever" according to Jason.</li><li>Terry &amp; June – He loved this one.</li><li>The Two Ronnies &amp; Morecambe and Wise – Legendary British comedy duos.</li><li>Yes Minister – Political satire, a bit too clever for him at age 9.</li><li>Not the Nine O’Clock News – Edgy sketch show with Rowan Atkinson and others.</li><li>Kenny Everett Video Show – Influenced Jason’s humor.</li><li>Liver Birds, The Dawson Show, The Goodies, Lenny Henry Show.</li></ul>🎵 Music &amp; Variety Shows<br /><ul><li>Top of the Pops – Weekly must-watch music show.</li><li>Val Doonican Show – Gentle music show on Sundays.</li><li>The Old Grey Whistle Test – Music performances, not really for kids.</li><li>Paul Daniels Magic Show – Iconic British magician.</li></ul>🎾 Sport Shows<br /><ul><li>Wimbledon 1980 – Peak tennis era with Björn Borg &amp; McEnroe.</li><li>Grandstand, Match of the Day, Big Match – Weekly sports coverage.</li><li>Pop Black – Snooker show.</li><li>World of Sport – Included wrestling with Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.</li></ul>🧪 Science, Nature &amp; Documentary<br /><ul><li>Tomorrow’s World – Futuristic science predictions.</li><li>Sky at Night – Astronomy with Patrick Moore.</li><li>Animal Magic – Voiceovers of zoo animals by Johnny Morris.</li><li>Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World – Fascination with paranormal and mystery.</li></ul>💬 Game Shows &amp; Quiz Shows<br /><ul><li>Family Fortunes, Play Your Cards Right, University Challenge, Question Time, That’s Life – Jason recalls enjoying or avoiding these depending on age.</li></ul>🧛 Supernatural &amp; Sci-Fi<br /><ul><li>Hammer House of Horror – Loved the spooky vibe.</li><li>Space: 1999 – Sci-fi with spaceship adventures and transforming aliens.</li><li>The Tomorrow People, Buck Rogers, Flash Gordon.</li></ul>🎭 Serious / Adult Shows<br /><ul><li>Dallas – Major cultural moment ("Who shot JR?").</li><li>Knots Landing, Dynasty – Mentioned alongside.</li><li>Panorama, Newsnight, Nationwide – Serious shows Jason wasn’t into much as a child.</li></ul>🛏️ Personal Tangents &amp; Sleepy Ramblings In true “Let’s Bore You to Sleep” style, Jason meanders charmingly through:<br /><ul><li>His new bedtime routine (involving nightgowns!)</li><li>Complaints about dim streetlights and walking in the dark</li><li>Memories of family visits, old signs outside shops, and childhood TV viewing patterns</li><li>Reminisces about school struggles, being miscategorized as a slow learner</li><li>Vinny the dog makes repeated cameos (especially with noisy ear-flapping)</li></ul>💬 Jason's Style<br /><ul><li>Rambling, cozy, sleepy tone meant to lull you to sleep</li><li>Mix of gentle nostalgia, minor rants, and cozy personal anecdotes</li><li>Reassuring sign-off reminding you to be kind to yourself</li></ul>🎧 Length<br /><ul><li>Over 2.5 hours of spoken audio, one of Jason’s longest recordings yet!</li></ul>✅ Summary Takeaways<br /><ul><li>This transcript is a goldmine of TV nostalgia, especially if you grew up in the UK or love vintage British TV.</li><li>It's perfect for bedtime listening with low energy, calming tangents, and Jason’s quirky humor.</li><li>He balances trivia, personal memories, and friendly rambling beautifully.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68256081</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 18:16:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68256081/no_music_10_hours_tv_shows_1980_thursday_throwbacks_lmbyts_1471_jason_newland_23rd_october_2025.mp3" length="281731436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
TV shows 1980 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1471 | Jason Newland | 23rd October 2025

🎙️ Podcast Host: Jason Newland 

💤 Theme: Designed to be gently boring and nostalgic to help listeners fall asleep 

🆕 Introduction...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>TV shows 1980 | Thursday Throwbacks | LMBYTS #1471 | Jason Newland | 23rd October 2025</b><br /><br />🎙️ Podcast Host: Jason Newland <br /><br />💤 Theme: Designed to be gently boring and nostalgic to help listeners fall asleep <br /><br />🆕 Introduction to the Series<br /><ul><li>Jason introduces a new weekly show called “Thursday Throwbacks” under his "Let’s Bore You to Sleep" podcast umbrella.</li><li>He emphasizes this series will focus on nostalgic topics from previous decades: TV shows, songs, movies, events, etc.</li><li>Today’s episode is all about UK TV shows from the year 1980.</li><li>He encourages listeners to close their eyes and relax.</li></ul>📺 TV Shows from 1980 (UK Focused)<br /><br />🧒 Children’s Shows<br /><ul><li>Play School – Watched as a child, aired twice daily.</li><li>Rainbow – Popular kids' show with Zippy, George, Bungle.</li><li>Jackanory – First book he read came from this show.</li><li>Blue Peter – A childhood staple with crafts, pets, and news.</li><li>John Craven’s Newsround – Gentle, child-friendly news.</li><li>Metal Mickey – Fun robot sitcom.</li><li>Crackerjack – Comedy and gameshow for kids.</li><li>Rent-a-Ghost – Quirky supernatural show.</li><li>Pipkins, Wordsworth, Wurzel Gummidge, and more.</li></ul>👮‍♂️ Police &amp; Drama Shows<br /><ul><li>Juliet Bravo – Female-led police drama.</li><li>The Gentle Touch – Another female detective drama.</li><li>Blake’s 7 – Sci-fi favorite; Jason was a big fan.</li><li>Dr. Who – Watched from early years into adulthood.</li><li>Emmerdale Farm – Early days of the rural soap.</li><li>Brideshead Revisited, Secret Army, Catweazle, Survivors – Mentioned briefly.</li></ul>🕵️‍♂️ Crime &amp; Mystery<br /><ul><li>Minder – One of Jason’s all-time favorites.</li><li>The Sweeney – Didn’t watch due to adult content.</li><li>Professionals – Compared to Starsky &amp; Hutch.</li></ul>👨‍👩‍👧 Sitcoms &amp; Comedy<br /><ul><li>Fawlty Towers – "Best comedy show ever" according to Jason.</li><li>Terry &amp; June – He loved this one.</li><li>The Two Ronnies &amp; Morecambe and Wise – Legendary British comedy duos.</li><li>Yes Minister – Political satire, a bit too clever for him at age 9.</li><li>Not the Nine O’Clock News – Edgy sketch show with Rowan Atkinson and others.</li><li>Kenny Everett Video Show – Influenced Jason’s humor.</li><li>Liver Birds, The Dawson Show, The Goodies, Lenny Henry Show.</li></ul>🎵 Music &amp; Variety Shows<br /><ul><li>Top of the Pops – Weekly must-watch music show.</li><li>Val Doonican Show – Gentle music show on Sundays.</li><li>The Old Grey Whistle Test – Music performances, not really for kids.</li><li>Paul Daniels Magic Show – Iconic British magician.</li></ul>🎾 Sport Shows<br /><ul><li>Wimbledon 1980 – Peak tennis era with Björn Borg &amp; McEnroe.</li><li>Grandstand, Match of the Day, Big Match – Weekly sports coverage.</li><li>Pop Black – Snooker show.</li><li>World of Sport – Included wrestling with Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.</li></ul>🧪 Science, Nature &amp; Documentary<br /><ul><li>Tomorrow’s World – Futuristic science predictions.</li><li>Sky at Night – Astronomy with Patrick Moore.</li><li>Animal Magic – Voiceovers of zoo animals by Johnny Morris.</li><li>Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World – Fascination with paranormal and mystery.</li></ul>💬 Game Shows &amp; Quiz Shows<br /><ul><li>Family Fortunes, Play Your Cards Right, University Challenge, Question Time, That’s Life – Jason recalls enjoying or avoiding these depending on age.</li></ul>🧛 Supernatural &amp; Sci-Fi<br /><ul><li>Hammer House of Horror – Loved the spooky vibe.</li><li>Space: 1999 – Sci-fi with spaceship adventures and transforming aliens.</li><li>The Tomorrow People, Buck Rogers, Flash Gordon.</li></ul>🎭 Serious / Adult Shows<br /><ul><li>Dallas – Major cultural moment ("Who shot JR?").</li><li>Knots Landing, Dynasty – Mentioned...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35217</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1980,bedtime,boring,britishtv,childhood,comedy,fawltytowers,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,nostalgia,podcast,rainbow,relaxation,sitcoms,sleep,throwbacks,tvshows,uktelevision</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4395f952f0552d0b4234a3093f281881.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Focus on my voice | Let me bore your pain away #42 | Jason Newland | 22nd October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-focus-on-my-voice-let-me-bore-your-pain-away-42-jason-newland-22nd-october-2025--68244927</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>“Focus on my voice – Let me bore your pain away #42 – Jason Newland – 22nd October 2025”</b><br /><br />🕓 Duration: 34 minutes, 56 seconds<br /><br />🎙️ Purpose &amp; Tone This episode is part of Jason Newland’s calming “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series, designed for relaxation and pain management through focused listening and light hypnosis. The tone is soft, chatty, and intentionally meandering—ideal for soothing the listener into calmness or sleep. Jason explicitly reminds listeners to only engage with this recording when it's safe to close their eyes and if they’ve confirmed the source of their pain with a medical professional.<br /><br />🧠 Core Concept The main therapeutic idea is focusing intently on Jason’s voice to distract or reduce physical discomfort. Rather than resisting pain or trying to fix it, listeners are invited to be curious about it—exploring it in a focused, non-judgmental way. Jason describes a personal breakthrough from 2004, where instead of resisting knee pain during meditation, he “searched” for the exact location of the discomfort. As he focused more deeply, the sensation vanished—an insight he later tested with other pains and injuries.<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Techniques &amp; Ideas Explored<br /><ul><li>Focus therapy (an informal term Jason floated): Intense focus on a pain point causes it to shift, dissipate, or become less intense.</li><li>Body scanning: Observing different parts of the body with curiosity and acceptance.</li><li>Counter-intuition as a tool: Trying to stay awake in order to fall asleep; focusing on pain in order to neutralize it.</li><li>Overflow analogy: Mental and physical stress likened to water overflowing from a bath or hose—removing blockages (resistance) allows calm to return.</li><li>Letting the mind “have a lunch break”: Stop giving your brain tasks and let it chill.</li></ul>🐶 Light-Hearted Tangents &amp; Personal Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Jason’s dog Vinny makes a cameo (as usual), noisily grooming himself and disobeying the “quiet during recording” rule.</li><li>Humorous story about a tall meditation buddy who piled up cushions and toppled over mid-meditation, causing much-needed laughter.</li><li>Jason muses about his body not being made for floor sitting, claiming, “I was born to sit in a chair.”</li><li>A bit of self-deprecating humor: “Apparently I haven’t got the most interesting voice…”</li></ul>💬 Key Takeaways<br /><ul><li>Focusing gently and persistently on your pain without judgment may cause it to shift, lessen, or even disappear.</li><li>Humor, distraction, and personal storytelling are powerful tools for relaxation.</li><li>Letting go of effort and allowing your body and mind to “be” often leads to the calm we try too hard to create.</li></ul>🧡 Closing Message<br /><br />Jason signs off with warmth: “Thank you for listening. Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68244927</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 20:48:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68244927/no_music_10_hours_focus_on_my_voice_let_me_bore_your_pain_away_42_jason_newland_22nd_october_2025.mp3" length="281485997" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

“Focus on my voice – Let me bore your pain away #42 – Jason Newland – 22nd October 2025”

🕓 Duration: 34 minutes, 56 seconds

🎙️ Purpose &amp;amp; Tone This episode is part of Jason Newland’s calming “Let Me Bore Your Pain...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>“Focus on my voice – Let me bore your pain away #42 – Jason Newland – 22nd October 2025”</b><br /><br />🕓 Duration: 34 minutes, 56 seconds<br /><br />🎙️ Purpose &amp; Tone This episode is part of Jason Newland’s calming “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series, designed for relaxation and pain management through focused listening and light hypnosis. The tone is soft, chatty, and intentionally meandering—ideal for soothing the listener into calmness or sleep. Jason explicitly reminds listeners to only engage with this recording when it's safe to close their eyes and if they’ve confirmed the source of their pain with a medical professional.<br /><br />🧠 Core Concept The main therapeutic idea is focusing intently on Jason’s voice to distract or reduce physical discomfort. Rather than resisting pain or trying to fix it, listeners are invited to be curious about it—exploring it in a focused, non-judgmental way. Jason describes a personal breakthrough from 2004, where instead of resisting knee pain during meditation, he “searched” for the exact location of the discomfort. As he focused more deeply, the sensation vanished—an insight he later tested with other pains and injuries.<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Techniques &amp; Ideas Explored<br /><ul><li>Focus therapy (an informal term Jason floated): Intense focus on a pain point causes it to shift, dissipate, or become less intense.</li><li>Body scanning: Observing different parts of the body with curiosity and acceptance.</li><li>Counter-intuition as a tool: Trying to stay awake in order to fall asleep; focusing on pain in order to neutralize it.</li><li>Overflow analogy: Mental and physical stress likened to water overflowing from a bath or hose—removing blockages (resistance) allows calm to return.</li><li>Letting the mind “have a lunch break”: Stop giving your brain tasks and let it chill.</li></ul>🐶 Light-Hearted Tangents &amp; Personal Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Jason’s dog Vinny makes a cameo (as usual), noisily grooming himself and disobeying the “quiet during recording” rule.</li><li>Humorous story about a tall meditation buddy who piled up cushions and toppled over mid-meditation, causing much-needed laughter.</li><li>Jason muses about his body not being made for floor sitting, claiming, “I was born to sit in a chair.”</li><li>A bit of self-deprecating humor: “Apparently I haven’t got the most interesting voice…”</li></ul>💬 Key Takeaways<br /><ul><li>Focusing gently and persistently on your pain without judgment may cause it to shift, lessen, or even disappear.</li><li>Humor, distraction, and personal storytelling are powerful tools for relaxation.</li><li>Letting go of effort and allowing your body and mind to “be” often leads to the calm we try too hard to create.</li></ul>🧡 Closing Message<br /><br />Jason signs off with warmth: “Thank you for listening. Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxietyrelief,bodyawareness,boringpodcast,calmness,chronicpain,comfort,focus,guidedrelaxation,healing,hypnosis,jasonnewland,meditation,mindfulness,painrelief,relaxation,selfhelp,sleeppodcast,stressrelief,vinnydog,voicefocus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d6246d0fa7311e00fc1fd2dd7211cfd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1470 | Jason Newland | 22nd October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1470-jason-newland-22nd-october-2025--68236108</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)</b><br />Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds<br />Transcript URL: <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8286623314423395529" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Full Transcript</a><br /><br />🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.<br /><br />🐾 Key Topics &amp; Highlights:<br /><br />🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)<br /><ul><li>Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.</li><li>Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.</li><li>Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.</li></ul>👘 Cozy Clothes &amp; Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.</li><li>Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.</li><li>Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”</li></ul>🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)<br /><ul><li>He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.</li><li>Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.</li><li>Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.</li><li>Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.</li></ul>🧠 Nostalgia &amp; Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)<br /><ul><li>Reflects on how time has passed quickly.</li><li>Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.</li><li>Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.</li><li>Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.</li></ul>🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)<br /><ul><li>Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").</li><li>Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”</li><li>They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.</li></ul>🕴️ Remembering PJ &amp; Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)<br /><ul><li>Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.</li><li>Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.</li></ul>🌙 Dream vs. Reality &amp; Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)<br /><ul><li>Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.</li><li>Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.</li></ul>💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)<br /><ul><li>Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.</li><li>Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.</li></ul>📝 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Whispered, soothing voice throughout</li><li>Stream-of-consciousness storytelling</li><li>Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation</li><li>Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming</li></ul>🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:<br /><ul><li>Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”</li><li>Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story</li><li>Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68236108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 07:23:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68236108/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1470_jason_newland_22nd_october_2025.mp3" length="280340141" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8286623314423395529

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)</b><br />Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds<br />Transcript URL: <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8286623314423395529" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Full Transcript</a><br /><br />🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.<br /><br />🐾 Key Topics &amp; Highlights:<br /><br />🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)<br /><ul><li>Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.</li><li>Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.</li><li>Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.</li></ul>👘 Cozy Clothes &amp; Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.</li><li>Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.</li><li>Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”</li></ul>🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)<br /><ul><li>He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.</li><li>Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.</li><li>Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.</li><li>Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.</li></ul>🧠 Nostalgia &amp; Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)<br /><ul><li>Reflects on how time has passed quickly.</li><li>Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.</li><li>Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.</li><li>Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.</li></ul>🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)<br /><ul><li>Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").</li><li>Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”</li><li>They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.</li></ul>🕴️ Remembering PJ &amp; Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)<br /><ul><li>Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.</li><li>Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.</li></ul>🌙 Dream vs. Reality &amp; Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)<br /><ul><li>Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.</li><li>Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.</li></ul>💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)<br /><ul><li>Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.</li><li>Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.</li></ul>📝 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Whispered, soothing voice throughout</li><li>Stream-of-consciousness storytelling</li><li>Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation</li><li>Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming</li></ul>🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:<br /><ul><li>Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”</li><li>Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story</li><li>Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35043</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtimepodcast,calmingvoice,comedyclub,dreamstory,dressinggown,elvis,fallasleepfast,insomniapodcast,jasonnewland,karaoke,mindfulness,nostalgia,pajamas,relaxation,relaxationhypnosis,sleepaid,sleephypnosis,vinnie,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1bf755c2c5c714b9d6f0c84e8b66fa51.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Happiness | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1469 | Jason Newland | 21st October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-happiness-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1469-jason-newland-21st-october-2025--68230453</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Happiness | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1469 | Jason Newland | 21st October 2025</b><br />Podcast Host: Jason Newland<br />Episode Theme: "Trivia Tuesday – Happiness Edition"<br />Tone: Casual, reflective, personal, humorous, and meandering. 🎙️ Main Segments Covered: 1. Trivia Tuesday Theme – "Happiness" Jason reflects on how he previously mentioned doing a Trivia Tuesday about happiness and finally follows through. He explores various facts about happiness from science, psychology, and culture, such as:<br /><ul><li>Smiling (even fake) can boost your mood.</li><li>Finland ranks as the world’s happiest country.</li><li>Bhutan measures Gross National Happiness.</li><li>Music, laughter, social connection, volunteering, and gratitude all enhance happiness.</li><li>Oxytocin, dopamine, and serotonin are the “happy chemicals.”</li><li>Watching funny videos and being near nature or the sea can also improve mood.</li></ul>🧠 Fun fact he shares: Laughing 100 times burns as many calories as 15 minutes on an exercise bike.<br /><br />🧠 Deep Personal Reflections Throughout the recording, Jason frequently pauses the trivia to go on personal tangents, which are honest, introspective, and sometimes quite emotional:<br /><ul><li>He shares struggles with recognition and validation, especially from family.</li><li>Talks about loneliness, bipolar disorder, and the challenges of maintaining motivation over 20 years of recording.</li><li>Reflects on the joy and pain of helping others and how he has found purpose through podcasting and counseling.</li><li>Shares the importance of feeling seen and appreciated — a touching moment involves an old friend saying they were proud of him.</li></ul>🧡 Quote: “Even at 55, I still wish my dad would tell me he’s proud of me.”<br /><br />🐶 Vinny the Dog Makes an Appearance Vinny, Jason’s loyal but quirky dog, features in various anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Refuses to obey commands.</li><li>Is his main source of companionship.</li><li>Jason jokes about how Vinny often does the opposite of what he's told.</li></ul>🛠️ Podcasting Insights Jason discusses:<br /><ul><li>His various podcast series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason’s Bedtime Storytime, Sleepy Boring Objects, and Let Me Pull the Pain Away.</li><li>How many recordings he’s made (over 4,000!).</li><li>YouTube stats, and how listener feedback (or lack thereof) affects his motivation.</li><li>Technical and emotional effort involved in each episode.</li></ul>🧦 Random Tangents In true Jason fashion, he takes detours into:<br /><ul><li>Childhood memories (like tin baths in front of the fire).</li><li>Helping strangers in the rain with an umbrella.</li><li>Watching old comedy shows.</li><li>His eyesight declining and needing new glasses.</li><li>The mystery of podcasts disappearing from directories.</li><li>Debating whether helping family counts as “charity” (it doesn’t, he says!).</li></ul>🎯 Key Themes<br /><ul><li>Happiness is complex and individual.</li><li>Helping others helps yourself.</li><li>You can create meaning, even if the world doesn’t always see it.</li><li>Vinny rules the house.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68230453</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 19:26:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68230453/no_music_10_hours_happiness_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1469_jason_newland_21st_october_2025.mp3" length="283804268" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Happiness | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1469 | Jason Newland | 21st October 2025
Podcast Host: Jason Newland
Episode Theme: "Trivia Tuesday – Happiness Edition"
Tone: Casual, reflective, personal, humorous, and meandering....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Happiness | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1469 | Jason Newland | 21st October 2025</b><br />Podcast Host: Jason Newland<br />Episode Theme: "Trivia Tuesday – Happiness Edition"<br />Tone: Casual, reflective, personal, humorous, and meandering. 🎙️ Main Segments Covered: 1. Trivia Tuesday Theme – "Happiness" Jason reflects on how he previously mentioned doing a Trivia Tuesday about happiness and finally follows through. He explores various facts about happiness from science, psychology, and culture, such as:<br /><ul><li>Smiling (even fake) can boost your mood.</li><li>Finland ranks as the world’s happiest country.</li><li>Bhutan measures Gross National Happiness.</li><li>Music, laughter, social connection, volunteering, and gratitude all enhance happiness.</li><li>Oxytocin, dopamine, and serotonin are the “happy chemicals.”</li><li>Watching funny videos and being near nature or the sea can also improve mood.</li></ul>🧠 Fun fact he shares: Laughing 100 times burns as many calories as 15 minutes on an exercise bike.<br /><br />🧠 Deep Personal Reflections Throughout the recording, Jason frequently pauses the trivia to go on personal tangents, which are honest, introspective, and sometimes quite emotional:<br /><ul><li>He shares struggles with recognition and validation, especially from family.</li><li>Talks about loneliness, bipolar disorder, and the challenges of maintaining motivation over 20 years of recording.</li><li>Reflects on the joy and pain of helping others and how he has found purpose through podcasting and counseling.</li><li>Shares the importance of feeling seen and appreciated — a touching moment involves an old friend saying they were proud of him.</li></ul>🧡 Quote: “Even at 55, I still wish my dad would tell me he’s proud of me.”<br /><br />🐶 Vinny the Dog Makes an Appearance Vinny, Jason’s loyal but quirky dog, features in various anecdotes:<br /><ul><li>Refuses to obey commands.</li><li>Is his main source of companionship.</li><li>Jason jokes about how Vinny often does the opposite of what he's told.</li></ul>🛠️ Podcasting Insights Jason discusses:<br /><ul><li>His various podcast series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason’s Bedtime Storytime, Sleepy Boring Objects, and Let Me Pull the Pain Away.</li><li>How many recordings he’s made (over 4,000!).</li><li>YouTube stats, and how listener feedback (or lack thereof) affects his motivation.</li><li>Technical and emotional effort involved in each episode.</li></ul>🧦 Random Tangents In true Jason fashion, he takes detours into:<br /><ul><li>Childhood memories (like tin baths in front of the fire).</li><li>Helping strangers in the rain with an umbrella.</li><li>Watching old comedy shows.</li><li>His eyesight declining and needing new glasses.</li><li>The mystery of podcasts disappearing from directories.</li><li>Debating whether helping family counts as “charity” (it doesn’t, he says!).</li></ul>🎯 Key Themes<br /><ul><li>Happiness is complex and individual.</li><li>Helping others helps yourself.</li><li>You can create meaning, even if the world doesn’t always see it.</li><li>Vinny rules the house.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35476</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boring,calm,dopamine,gratitude,happiness,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,laughter,mindfulness,oxytocin,podcast,positivity,relaxation,serotonin,sleep,trivia,tuesday,wellbeing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d02557c1af262b63898a8e8dcea19ff.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Let Go | Let me bore your pain away #41 | Jason Newland | 21st October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-let-go-let-me-bore-your-pain-away-41-jason-newland-21st-october-2025--68223857</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️<b> “Let Go – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #41” by Jason Newland (21st October 2025) </b><br />🕒 Duration: 35 minutes, 8 seconds<br />📄 Transcript: <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6593269854531930740" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript</a><br /><br />🧩 Overview: Jason Newland delivers a deeply soothing and reflective monologue designed to help the listener manage chronic pain, physical discomfort, and mental stress through the power of guided relaxation and mindful awareness. The session blends elements of meditation, hypnosis, and philosophical reflection.<br /><br />🪷 Key Themes:<br /><ol><li>Purpose of the Recording Jason begins by clarifying the intent of the session: to help listeners "bore away" pain, similar to his sleep recordings, but focused on easing physical discomfort through gentle, soothing dialogue.</li><li> Mind-Body Connection He emphasizes the importance of understanding the cause of chronic pain and seeking medical advice. His message: Relaxation can reduce both physical and mental discomfort—a truth he discovered over two decades ago.</li><li> Personal Connection Jason mentions his own chronic lower back pain (arthritis), making the session feel personal and empathetic. He encourages listeners to focus on their specific area of discomfort during the session. </li><li>Relaxation as Permission Instead of actively trying to relax each body part, he frames it as giving your body permission to relax. He challenges the idea that control is necessary for healing—sometimes letting go achieves more. </li><li>Automatic Calm Through Familiarity For regular listeners, Jason's voice and even the anticipation of hearing it can trigger immediate relaxation. This Pavlovian suggestion reinforces the power of consistent self-care rituals.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🔄 Trust &amp; Control: Jason discusses letting go of the need for control, suggesting that we subconsciously trust many aspects of life—like the ground beneath our feet, or public transport drivers—without even thinking about it. This segues into a gentle philosophical reflection on the illusion of control and encourages listeners to find comfort in surrendering to the unknown.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🌍 Perspective &amp; Grounding: He uses the image of Earth spinning through space as a metaphor for how little control we truly have—and how freeing that realization can be. This perspective allows for:</li></ol><ul><li>A sense of humility and wonder.</li><li>A release from unnecessary mental burdens.</li><li>A deeper connection to the present moment.</li></ul>💞 Self-Compassion &amp; Gratitude: In the final part of the session, Jason gently guides listeners to:<br /><ul><li>Feel gratitude for what they have.</li><li>Reflect on how kind and generous they've been.</li><li>Embrace the idea that you are enough.</li></ul>💤 Closing Suggestions: Jason encourages listeners to either open their eyes and return to the day or simply drift into a peaceful sleep. He reminds them that:<br /><ul><li>Listening repeatedly enhances the mind-body response.</li><li>Kindness to oneself is essential.</li><li>Feeling safe and happy is something they deserve.</li></ul>🧠 Ideal Use: This recording works beautifully for:<br /><ul><li>Evening wind-down or pre-sleep rituals.</li><li>Pain relief through mindfulness.</li><li>Emotional grounding during stressful periods.</li><li>Building a daily relaxation habit.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68223857</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 08:09:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68223857/no_music_10_hours_let_go_let_me_bore_your_pain_away_41_jason_newland_21st_october_2025.mp3" length="282276332" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🧘‍♂️ “Let Go – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #41” by Jason Newland (21st October 2025) 
🕒 Duration: 35 minutes, 8 seconds
📄 Transcript: https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6593269854531930740

🧩 Overview: Jason Newland...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️<b> “Let Go – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #41” by Jason Newland (21st October 2025) </b><br />🕒 Duration: 35 minutes, 8 seconds<br />📄 Transcript: <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6593269854531930740" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript</a><br /><br />🧩 Overview: Jason Newland delivers a deeply soothing and reflective monologue designed to help the listener manage chronic pain, physical discomfort, and mental stress through the power of guided relaxation and mindful awareness. The session blends elements of meditation, hypnosis, and philosophical reflection.<br /><br />🪷 Key Themes:<br /><ol><li>Purpose of the Recording Jason begins by clarifying the intent of the session: to help listeners "bore away" pain, similar to his sleep recordings, but focused on easing physical discomfort through gentle, soothing dialogue.</li><li> Mind-Body Connection He emphasizes the importance of understanding the cause of chronic pain and seeking medical advice. His message: Relaxation can reduce both physical and mental discomfort—a truth he discovered over two decades ago.</li><li> Personal Connection Jason mentions his own chronic lower back pain (arthritis), making the session feel personal and empathetic. He encourages listeners to focus on their specific area of discomfort during the session. </li><li>Relaxation as Permission Instead of actively trying to relax each body part, he frames it as giving your body permission to relax. He challenges the idea that control is necessary for healing—sometimes letting go achieves more. </li><li>Automatic Calm Through Familiarity For regular listeners, Jason's voice and even the anticipation of hearing it can trigger immediate relaxation. This Pavlovian suggestion reinforces the power of consistent self-care rituals.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🔄 Trust &amp; Control: Jason discusses letting go of the need for control, suggesting that we subconsciously trust many aspects of life—like the ground beneath our feet, or public transport drivers—without even thinking about it. This segues into a gentle philosophical reflection on the illusion of control and encourages listeners to find comfort in surrendering to the unknown.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🌍 Perspective &amp; Grounding: He uses the image of Earth spinning through space as a metaphor for how little control we truly have—and how freeing that realization can be. This perspective allows for:</li></ol><ul><li>A sense of humility and wonder.</li><li>A release from unnecessary mental burdens.</li><li>A deeper connection to the present moment.</li></ul>💞 Self-Compassion &amp; Gratitude: In the final part of the session, Jason gently guides listeners to:<br /><ul><li>Feel gratitude for what they have.</li><li>Reflect on how kind and generous they've been.</li><li>Embrace the idea that you are enough.</li></ul>💤 Closing Suggestions: Jason encourages listeners to either open their eyes and return to the day or simply drift into a peaceful sleep. He reminds them that:<br /><ul><li>Listening repeatedly enhances the mind-body response.</li><li>Kindness to oneself is essential.</li><li>Feeling safe and happy is something they deserve.</li></ul>🧠 Ideal Use: This recording works beautifully for:<br /><ul><li>Evening wind-down or pre-sleep rituals.</li><li>Pain relief through mindfulness.</li><li>Emotional grounding during stressful periods.</li><li>Building a daily relaxation...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35285</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acceptance,anxietyrelief,calmness,chronicpain,gratitude,healing,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyourpainaway,lettinggo,meditation,mindbody,mindfulness,painrelief,relaxation,selfcompassion,sleep,soothing,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/299c530c2d67f56fbd13bc41cee19d30.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Hats | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1468 | Jason Newland | 20th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-hats-monday-s-boring-objects-lmbyts-1468-jason-newland-20th-october-2025--68216669</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />📄 "Hats – Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1468 | Jason Newland | 20th October 2025"<br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 23 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/234187180682578809" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View the transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🎩 Detailed Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" blends Jason Newland’s signature relaxing style with a mix of lighthearted storytelling, reflections on AI tools, childhood memories, and of course—hats.<br /><br />💤 Opening Ramble &amp; Rainy Day Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason starts with a casual intro, noting it’s a rainy day and musing on walking his dog, Vinnie, who has peculiar habits in bad weather (e.g., being picky about where to poo).</li><li>He humorously describes himself swinging his umbrella like Charlie Chaplin and reflects on how strange behaviors are relative—“not even in my top 500.”</li></ul>🤖 Jason Talks Tech (TurboScribe + ChatGPT)<br /><ul><li>A surprising (and very meta!) section where Jason discusses how he uses TurboScribe and ChatGPT for his podcast workflow:<ul><li>He uploads his recordings to TurboScribe for transcription.</li><li>Uses ChatGPT (hi! 👋) to summarize or generate descriptions.</li><li>Pastes these into Spreaker for publishing and SEO optimization.</li></ul></li><li>Mentions generating podcast art with AI image tools (e.g., cartoon versions of him and Vinnie), and editing them in Canva, which he’s subscribed to for years.</li></ul>🎧 AI vs Human Podcasts<br /><ul><li>Jason shares thoughts on AI-generated podcasts. While a fan of AI in general, he dislikes emotionless, robotic delivery in sleep podcasts.</li><li>Reinforces that his show is all him—unscripted, unfiltered, and proudly human.</li></ul>🐶 Daily Life Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinnie didn't bark despite hours of loud banging from council workers—an unusual win.</li><li>Jason reflects on his recent productivity, noting he’s released eight recordings in the past week including two on this day alone.</li><li>Expresses personal fondness for his “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series.</li></ul>👒 Finally... HATS!<br /><ul><li>The main topic of the episode (eventually): Hats Jason has worn throughout his life, including:<ul><li>Baby woolen hats knit by his nan (tight, lovingly made, often uncomfortable).</li><li>Sea Cadet caps (big, white, symbolic, occasionally used with chin straps aka “strap-ons”—a recurring comedic bit).</li><li>A trilby he bought as a teen to copy his older brother.</li><li>Work-related hats (in bakeries, cold storage, factories, etc.).</li><li>A leather cap he wore on stage during his comedy/music days.</li><li>A balaclava worn briefly during 2020’s face-covering requirements (too hot to keep on).</li><li>Winter hats for shaved-head warmth, and a fuzzy cap with ear flaps from his paper route days.</li></ul></li><li>There's a recurring gag about hats needing a strap-on (Jason’s tongue-in-cheek way of talking about chin straps), which he spins into light humor.</li></ul>📦 Nostalgic Family Stories<br /><ul><li>Anecdotes about Christmas with his nan, who’d knit uncomfortable but well-intentioned gifts like too-tight polo neck sweaters.</li><li>Shares a story of faking thank-yous for gifts, making up names like “Thanks Steve!” for presents without checking the labels—only to get caught by his dad.</li></ul>🧠 Miscellaneous Tangents (as always!)<br /><ul><li>Discusses:<ul><li>Childhood quirks (e.g., curling his toes while walking).</li><li>Nearly joining the army at 16 (chickened out at the last step).</li><li>Wages from past jobs, getting paid cash in brown envelopes.</li><li>How balaclavas used to have negative connotations in the UK, but have recently become trendy.</li><li>Personal dislike of ties and anything tight around his neck.</li></ul></li></ul>🧢 Final Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason wraps up by saying he’s shared all the hat stories he can recall.</li><li>Ends with warm encouragement: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.”</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68216669</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2025 18:17:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68216669/no_music_10_hours_hats_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1468_jason_newland_20th_october_2025.mp3" length="282457133" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

📄 "Hats – Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1468 | Jason Newland | 20th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 23 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/234187180682578809

🎩 Detailed Summary: This episode of "Let Me...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />📄 "Hats – Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1468 | Jason Newland | 20th October 2025"<br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 23 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/234187180682578809" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View the transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🎩 Detailed Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You To Sleep" blends Jason Newland’s signature relaxing style with a mix of lighthearted storytelling, reflections on AI tools, childhood memories, and of course—hats.<br /><br />💤 Opening Ramble &amp; Rainy Day Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason starts with a casual intro, noting it’s a rainy day and musing on walking his dog, Vinnie, who has peculiar habits in bad weather (e.g., being picky about where to poo).</li><li>He humorously describes himself swinging his umbrella like Charlie Chaplin and reflects on how strange behaviors are relative—“not even in my top 500.”</li></ul>🤖 Jason Talks Tech (TurboScribe + ChatGPT)<br /><ul><li>A surprising (and very meta!) section where Jason discusses how he uses TurboScribe and ChatGPT for his podcast workflow:<ul><li>He uploads his recordings to TurboScribe for transcription.</li><li>Uses ChatGPT (hi! 👋) to summarize or generate descriptions.</li><li>Pastes these into Spreaker for publishing and SEO optimization.</li></ul></li><li>Mentions generating podcast art with AI image tools (e.g., cartoon versions of him and Vinnie), and editing them in Canva, which he’s subscribed to for years.</li></ul>🎧 AI vs Human Podcasts<br /><ul><li>Jason shares thoughts on AI-generated podcasts. While a fan of AI in general, he dislikes emotionless, robotic delivery in sleep podcasts.</li><li>Reinforces that his show is all him—unscripted, unfiltered, and proudly human.</li></ul>🐶 Daily Life Updates<br /><ul><li>Vinnie didn't bark despite hours of loud banging from council workers—an unusual win.</li><li>Jason reflects on his recent productivity, noting he’s released eight recordings in the past week including two on this day alone.</li><li>Expresses personal fondness for his “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series.</li></ul>👒 Finally... HATS!<br /><ul><li>The main topic of the episode (eventually): Hats Jason has worn throughout his life, including:<ul><li>Baby woolen hats knit by his nan (tight, lovingly made, often uncomfortable).</li><li>Sea Cadet caps (big, white, symbolic, occasionally used with chin straps aka “strap-ons”—a recurring comedic bit).</li><li>A trilby he bought as a teen to copy his older brother.</li><li>Work-related hats (in bakeries, cold storage, factories, etc.).</li><li>A leather cap he wore on stage during his comedy/music days.</li><li>A balaclava worn briefly during 2020’s face-covering requirements (too hot to keep on).</li><li>Winter hats for shaved-head warmth, and a fuzzy cap with ear flaps from his paper route days.</li></ul></li><li>There's a recurring gag about hats needing a strap-on (Jason’s tongue-in-cheek way of talking about chin straps), which he spins into light humor.</li></ul>📦 Nostalgic Family Stories<br /><ul><li>Anecdotes about Christmas with his nan, who’d knit uncomfortable but well-intentioned gifts like too-tight polo neck sweaters.</li><li>Shares a story of faking thank-yous for gifts, making up names like “Thanks Steve!” for presents without checking the labels—only to get caught by his dad.</li></ul>🧠 Miscellaneous Tangents (as always!)<br /><ul><li>Discusses:<ul><li>Childhood quirks (e.g., curling his toes while walking).</li><li>Nearly joining the army at 16 (chickened out at the last step).</li><li>Wages from past jobs, getting paid cash in brown envelopes.</li><li>How balaclavas used to have negative connotations in the UK, but have recently become trendy.</li><li>Personal dislike of ties and anything tight around his neck.</li></ul></li></ul>🧢 Final Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason wraps up by...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,calming,chillout,comedy,hats,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,mindfulness,mondayboringobjects,podcasttostopsleeplessness,relaxation,relaxationhypnosis,sleep,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,storytelling,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dfba42f72e971420eedc4ef8d087c4be.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Focus on sounds | Let me bore your pain away #40 | Jason Newland | 20th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-focus-on-sounds-let-me-bore-your-pain-away-40-jason-newland-20th-october-2025--68209619</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎧<b> “Focus on sounds – Let me bore your pain away #40 – Jason Newland – 20th October 2025”</b><br />(Duration: 50 minutes, 48 seconds)<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/7151716208328062373" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Full Transcript in Browser</a><br /><br />🧠 Purpose &amp; Tone This episode is part of Jason Newland’s “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series—a calming, semi-hypnotic recording designed to soothe physical discomfort and promote mental relaxation through gentle distraction and humor. It’s not medical advice, and Jason makes that clear up front. It’s intended to offer relief through gentle focus, storytelling, sound awareness, and lightheartedness. 🪑 Structure &amp; Flow 1. Introduction &amp; Disclaimer (0:00–1:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners and reminds them to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Clarifies he’s not a doctor or medical professional.</li><li>Advises listeners to consult a doctor before using this for chronic pain.</li></ul>2. The Technique: Focus on Sounds (1:31–8:00)<br /><ul><li>Instead of ignoring background sounds, Jason encourages listeners to welcome them.</li><li>Uses ambient noises (including his dog Vinny chewing on a bone) as part of the listening experience.</li><li>Invites listeners to observe how they physically feel before and during the session.</li></ul>3. Reflections on Helping Others (8:00–12:15)<br /><ul><li>Shares how meaningful it feels to help people through these recordings.</li><li>Describes moments of feeling uplifted and physically lighter when speaking genuinely.</li></ul>4. Gentle Mind Wandering &amp; Humor (12:15–35:00)<br /><ul><li>Discusses his dog Vinny’s habits and food antics.</li><li>Wonders about what animals would do if they could help themselves to food.</li><li>Engages in whimsical musings about weather forecasts, floating maps, and falling into rivers.</li><li>Injects dry humor and playful absurdity to shift attention from pain or tension.</li></ul>5. Listener Check-In &amp; Sensory Reflection (35:00–45:00)<br /><ul><li>Encourages listeners to check in with their body again.</li><li>Asks if their pain or physical discomfort has changed since the beginning.</li><li>Notes how focusing on external sound can shift internal sensation.</li><li>Offers humorous but gentle stories about his dog and personal quirks.</li></ul>6. Wind-Down &amp; Closing (45:00–End)<br /><ul><li>Brings attention back to how the listener feels now versus before.</li><li>Offers kind parting thoughts like “be kind to yourself—you deserve to be happy.”</li><li>Ends with a long, meandering farewell involving Vinny making “bath time” sounds and Jason debating whether to get him food.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Key Themes &amp; TechniquesTechniqueDescriptionDistraction via StorytellingHumor and randomness redirect attention from pain.Focus on Ambient SoundExternal sounds (dog, heating, stomach, etc.) are used to anchor the mind.Mindfulness &amp; Body ScanningJason prompts check-ins with physical sensations.Lightness &amp; Humor“Waffling” is intentional, creating a soothing, unstructured space.Relatability &amp; RamblingCasual style mimics friendly conversation rather than formal therapy.<br /><br /><br /><br />🐾 Fun &amp; Funny Moments<br /><ul><li>Vinny the dog is a recurring star—licking the sofa, faking hunger, and ignoring Jason’s attempts to stay focused.</li><li>Jason jokes that both his dog and stomach call him “Daddy” (which he admits is a little weird).</li><li>He goes on a tangent about goldfish watching boxing, and the word “currents” meaning three different things (water, fruit, and electricity).</li><li>His imaginary future grandkids ask for life advice, and he offers... a weather mishap instead.</li></ul>✅ Summary Takeaway<br />This episode is not just an audio to relax to—it's a charming, goofy, and heartfelt guided ramble that quietly works its magic. By pulling your attention outward through sound and storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere that helps dull discomfort and foster a sense of ease and well-being.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68209619</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2025 11:53:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68209619/no_music_10_hours_focus_on_sounds_let_me_bore_your_pain_away_40_jason_newland_20th_october_2025.mp3" length="282543662" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 “Focus on sounds – Let me bore your pain away #40 – Jason Newland – 20th October 2025”
(Duration: 50 minutes, 48 seconds)
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/7151716208328062373

🧠 Purpose &amp;amp; Tone This episode is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎧<b> “Focus on sounds – Let me bore your pain away #40 – Jason Newland – 20th October 2025”</b><br />(Duration: 50 minutes, 48 seconds)<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/7151716208328062373" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Full Transcript in Browser</a><br /><br />🧠 Purpose &amp; Tone This episode is part of Jason Newland’s “Let Me Bore Your Pain Away” series—a calming, semi-hypnotic recording designed to soothe physical discomfort and promote mental relaxation through gentle distraction and humor. It’s not medical advice, and Jason makes that clear up front. It’s intended to offer relief through gentle focus, storytelling, sound awareness, and lightheartedness. 🪑 Structure &amp; Flow 1. Introduction &amp; Disclaimer (0:00–1:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners and reminds them to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Clarifies he’s not a doctor or medical professional.</li><li>Advises listeners to consult a doctor before using this for chronic pain.</li></ul>2. The Technique: Focus on Sounds (1:31–8:00)<br /><ul><li>Instead of ignoring background sounds, Jason encourages listeners to welcome them.</li><li>Uses ambient noises (including his dog Vinny chewing on a bone) as part of the listening experience.</li><li>Invites listeners to observe how they physically feel before and during the session.</li></ul>3. Reflections on Helping Others (8:00–12:15)<br /><ul><li>Shares how meaningful it feels to help people through these recordings.</li><li>Describes moments of feeling uplifted and physically lighter when speaking genuinely.</li></ul>4. Gentle Mind Wandering &amp; Humor (12:15–35:00)<br /><ul><li>Discusses his dog Vinny’s habits and food antics.</li><li>Wonders about what animals would do if they could help themselves to food.</li><li>Engages in whimsical musings about weather forecasts, floating maps, and falling into rivers.</li><li>Injects dry humor and playful absurdity to shift attention from pain or tension.</li></ul>5. Listener Check-In &amp; Sensory Reflection (35:00–45:00)<br /><ul><li>Encourages listeners to check in with their body again.</li><li>Asks if their pain or physical discomfort has changed since the beginning.</li><li>Notes how focusing on external sound can shift internal sensation.</li><li>Offers humorous but gentle stories about his dog and personal quirks.</li></ul>6. Wind-Down &amp; Closing (45:00–End)<br /><ul><li>Brings attention back to how the listener feels now versus before.</li><li>Offers kind parting thoughts like “be kind to yourself—you deserve to be happy.”</li><li>Ends with a long, meandering farewell involving Vinny making “bath time” sounds and Jason debating whether to get him food.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Key Themes &amp; TechniquesTechniqueDescriptionDistraction via StorytellingHumor and randomness redirect attention from pain.Focus on Ambient SoundExternal sounds (dog, heating, stomach, etc.) are used to anchor the mind.Mindfulness &amp; Body ScanningJason prompts check-ins with physical sensations.Lightness &amp; Humor“Waffling” is intentional, creating a soothing, unstructured space.Relatability &amp; RamblingCasual style mimics friendly conversation rather than formal therapy.<br /><br /><br /><br />🐾 Fun &amp; Funny Moments<br /><ul><li>Vinny the dog is a recurring star—licking the sofa, faking hunger, and ignoring Jason’s attempts to stay focused.</li><li>Jason jokes that both his dog and stomach call him “Daddy” (which he admits is a little weird).</li><li>He goes on a tangent about goldfish watching boxing, and the word “currents” meaning three different things (water, fruit, and electricity).</li><li>His imaginary future grandkids ask for life advice, and he offers... a weather mishap instead.</li></ul>✅ Summary Takeaway<br />This episode is not just an audio to relax to—it's a charming, goofy, and...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35318</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awareness,boringpodcast,calmness,comfort,healing,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,meditation,mindfulness,mindshift,painrelief,relaxation,sleep,sleephypnosis,soundfocus,storytelling,vinnie,wellbeing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b097a3359b9420b35b2eabe658f1ec9a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) 9 Pillows | LMBYTS #1467 | Jason Newland | 19th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-9-pillows-lmbyts-1467-jason-newland-19th-october-2025--68205158</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>9 Pillows | LMBYTS #1467 | Jason Newland | 19th October 2025</b><br /><br />📰 Overall Theme The transcript is part of a series called “Let Me Bore You to Sleep”, where Jason reads or reflects aloud in a slow, meandering way. The intention is to help listeners fall asleep by listening to comforting, low-stakes banter. <br /><br />🗂️ Detailed Summary &amp; Key Topics <br /><br />🔍 Sunday Papers &amp; News Apps<br /><ul><li>Jason attempts to browse Sunday newspapers using an app called Readly, but notices a lack of international papers.</li><li>He expresses confusion about the limited UK-centric selection, wondering why Canadian, American, and Australian Sunday newspapers aren’t available.</li><li>He briefly experiments with PressReader, another news app, and discusses what newspapers are accessible, noting oddities and frustrations with the app.</li><li>He also explores Apple News, Google News, and others, comparing subscriptions and content availability.</li></ul>🧠 Side note: He reflects on how odd it is that major cities and countries don’t have broader access to international papers in some apps. 💸 Luxury Real Estate Ramble Jason goes on a long and whimsical exploration of luxury properties, particularly:<br /><ul><li>A £175 million penthouse in Hyde Park, London.</li><li>Several stately homes and mansions in Scotland and elsewhere in the UK ranging from £2 million to £68 million.</li></ul>He reflects on:<br /><ul><li>Absurd price tags, extravagant features (like outdoor sofas), and property listings that list oddly few or irrelevant details.</li><li>Pillow counts in bedrooms, room layouts, weird furniture choices (like chairs in bathrooms), and other “design crimes.”</li><li>His distaste for overstuffed interiors and his amusement at real estate listing language (“baths” instead of “bathrooms,” etc.)</li></ul>🤔 Often, he wonders aloud why people need so many bathrooms, or why an expensive penthouse would have poorly fluffed cushions or messy curtains in the photos. 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Moments Interwoven throughout are tangents on:<br /><ul><li>Remembering a plasterer he wanted to recommend but couldn’t recall the name.</li><li>A dinosaur-themed song from the 90s he couldn’t place.</li><li>Oddities of language, like the phrase “half bath” or using the word “mention” instead of “mansion.”</li><li>Cultural quirks, like sharing a room in a luxury flat with another couple.</li><li>Rants about Instagram users complaining about Beyoncé’s house.</li></ul>🛋️ Interior Design Pet Peeves Jason shares some hilarious gripes:<br /><ul><li>Too many pillows on beds.</li><li>Outdoor sofas that surely get wet.</li><li>Glass dining tables (he doesn’t want to see people’s legs while eating!).</li><li>Too much seating in the living room ("Why so many sofas? I don’t want that many visitors!").</li></ul>🏘️ Reflections on Council Housing Toward the end, Jason recalls his experience growing up in council housing in Newcastle and other UK areas.<br /><ul><li>He mentions watching documentaries and TV shows about old housing estates.</li><li>He reflects warmly but humorously on those past living conditions compared to the ultra-luxurious homes discussed earlier.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog Jason frequently mentions his dog Vinny, including:<br /><ul><li>Vinny barking early in the mornings recently (6–6:30am).</li><li>Trying to figure out what might be disturbing him — building work? Animals? Unknown.</li><li>Plans to take Vinny out for a walk later in the day.</li></ul>🌅 Sign-off He ends with: “Thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. Lots of love. Bye. Bye. Bye. Speak tomorrow.” 🛏️ Vibe &amp; Style The entire transcript is characterized by:<br /><ul><li>A relaxed, gentle pace.</li><li>Rambling, self-aware humor.</li><li>Quirky and mundane musings, meant to lull listeners into a sense of comfort and sleepiness.</li><li>An authentic, unfiltered inner monologue where tangents are welcomed, not avoided.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68205158</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2025 18:20:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68205158/no_music_10_hours_9_pillows_lmbyts_1467_jason_newland_19th_october_2025.mp3" length="282486443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

9 Pillows | LMBYTS #1467 | Jason Newland | 19th October 2025

📰 Overall Theme The transcript is part of a series called “Let Me Bore You to Sleep”, where Jason reads or reflects aloud in a slow, meandering way. The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>9 Pillows | LMBYTS #1467 | Jason Newland | 19th October 2025</b><br /><br />📰 Overall Theme The transcript is part of a series called “Let Me Bore You to Sleep”, where Jason reads or reflects aloud in a slow, meandering way. The intention is to help listeners fall asleep by listening to comforting, low-stakes banter. <br /><br />🗂️ Detailed Summary &amp; Key Topics <br /><br />🔍 Sunday Papers &amp; News Apps<br /><ul><li>Jason attempts to browse Sunday newspapers using an app called Readly, but notices a lack of international papers.</li><li>He expresses confusion about the limited UK-centric selection, wondering why Canadian, American, and Australian Sunday newspapers aren’t available.</li><li>He briefly experiments with PressReader, another news app, and discusses what newspapers are accessible, noting oddities and frustrations with the app.</li><li>He also explores Apple News, Google News, and others, comparing subscriptions and content availability.</li></ul>🧠 Side note: He reflects on how odd it is that major cities and countries don’t have broader access to international papers in some apps. 💸 Luxury Real Estate Ramble Jason goes on a long and whimsical exploration of luxury properties, particularly:<br /><ul><li>A £175 million penthouse in Hyde Park, London.</li><li>Several stately homes and mansions in Scotland and elsewhere in the UK ranging from £2 million to £68 million.</li></ul>He reflects on:<br /><ul><li>Absurd price tags, extravagant features (like outdoor sofas), and property listings that list oddly few or irrelevant details.</li><li>Pillow counts in bedrooms, room layouts, weird furniture choices (like chairs in bathrooms), and other “design crimes.”</li><li>His distaste for overstuffed interiors and his amusement at real estate listing language (“baths” instead of “bathrooms,” etc.)</li></ul>🤔 Often, he wonders aloud why people need so many bathrooms, or why an expensive penthouse would have poorly fluffed cushions or messy curtains in the photos. 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness Moments Interwoven throughout are tangents on:<br /><ul><li>Remembering a plasterer he wanted to recommend but couldn’t recall the name.</li><li>A dinosaur-themed song from the 90s he couldn’t place.</li><li>Oddities of language, like the phrase “half bath” or using the word “mention” instead of “mansion.”</li><li>Cultural quirks, like sharing a room in a luxury flat with another couple.</li><li>Rants about Instagram users complaining about Beyoncé’s house.</li></ul>🛋️ Interior Design Pet Peeves Jason shares some hilarious gripes:<br /><ul><li>Too many pillows on beds.</li><li>Outdoor sofas that surely get wet.</li><li>Glass dining tables (he doesn’t want to see people’s legs while eating!).</li><li>Too much seating in the living room ("Why so many sofas? I don’t want that many visitors!").</li></ul>🏘️ Reflections on Council Housing Toward the end, Jason recalls his experience growing up in council housing in Newcastle and other UK areas.<br /><ul><li>He mentions watching documentaries and TV shows about old housing estates.</li><li>He reflects warmly but humorously on those past living conditions compared to the ultra-luxurious homes discussed earlier.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog Jason frequently mentions his dog Vinny, including:<br /><ul><li>Vinny barking early in the mornings recently (6–6:30am).</li><li>Trying to figure out what might be disturbing him — building work? Animals? Unknown.</li><li>Plans to take Vinny out for a walk later in the day.</li></ul>🌅 Sign-off He ends with: “Thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. Lots of love. Bye. Bye. Bye. Speak tomorrow.” 🛏️ Vibe &amp; Style The entire transcript is characterized by:<br /><ul><li>A relaxed, gentle pace.</li><li>Rambling, self-aware humor.</li><li>Quirky and mundane musings, meant to lull listeners into...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35311</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,calming,councilhousing,gentlevoice,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmb,luxuryhomes,mindfulness,podcast,realestate,relaxation,sleep,sleeptalk,sundaypapers,vinny,yts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/19e077db7e57fe53df187a00f43fae08.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Traffic Jam Preventer | LMBYTS #1466 | Jason Newland | 18th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-traffic-jam-preventer-lmbyts-1466-jason-newland-18th-october-2025--68200875</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>Traffic Jam Preventer – LMBYTS #1466</b><br />Speaker: Jason Newland<br />Duration: 1 hour, 21 minutes<br />Date: <b>October 18th, 2025 </b><br /><br />🛋️ Main Themes:<br /><ol><li>Daily Reflections &amp; Ramblings</li><li>Comfort &amp; Sleepwear Musings</li><li>Dog (Vinny) Behavior &amp; Concerns</li><li>Traffic Jam Incident &amp; Unexpected Community Involvement</li><li>Workplace Memories &amp; Office Gossip</li><li>Human Behavior, Kindness, and Rudeness</li><li>Philosophical Notes on Perspective &amp; Gratitude</li></ol>🧵 Detailed Breakdown:<br /><ol><li>Opening &amp; State of Mind</li></ol><ul><li>Jason opens by welcoming listeners to the episode and noting he’s recording at night.</li><li>He's had a mild headache—he speculates it might be from a sugary fizzy drink.</li><li>Mentions not uploading the episode that night but planning to edit it in the morning.</li></ul>2. Dressing Gowns, Pyjamas, and Sleepwear Evolution<br /><ul><li>Jason humorously reflects on his lack of pyjamas and dressing gown over the last 8 years.</li><li>Details his recent Amazon purchases: an XXL dressing gown and a nightshirt (inspired by Ebenezer Scrooge).</li><li>Shares thoughts on comfort, clothing, and body image.</li><li>Considers adding a bow tie or festive flair to his sleepwear in the future (jokingly).</li></ul>3. Big Brother &amp; Social Commentary<br /><ul><li>Talks about watching Big Brother and notes how contestants today are more respectful and emotionally aware compared to earlier seasons.</li><li>Reflects on how reality TV has changed over time and its shift away from overt drama.</li><li>Mentions a contestant from 2014 who was controversial but won, using that to reflect on how public sentiment and production choices have shifted.</li></ul>4. A Strange Morning with Vinny<br /><ul><li>Vinny (his dog) barked aggressively at 6 AM and acted oddly withdrawn and fearful afterward.</li><li>Jason describes Vinny’s odd behavior, including hiding under the table and not seeking affection—raising Jason’s concern.</li><li>Attempts to comfort Vinny with cuddles and a trip to the pet shop, which seems to help.</li></ul>5. The Traffic Jam Saga – Community Hero Moment<br /><ul><li>While walking Vinny, Jason encounters a roadblock caused by a car and caravan crash.</li><li>A neighbor was already redirecting traffic to prevent a major jam. Jason joins in and ends up helping divert dozens of cars.</li><li>Describes the layout, the potential chaos, and how they successfully prevented a massive traffic jam by guiding cars through an estate.</li><li>Shares his frustration that no police showed up with signs or to help.</li><li>Mentions interactions with drivers—mostly kind, some rude or dismissive.</li><li>Reflects on how helping made him feel good and gave insight into human behavior under pressure.</li></ul>6. Workplace Flashback: The Rumor Experiment<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about his time working in a call center.</li><li>Shares a story about testing a gossip network by planting a fake rumor to see how far it would spread (spoiler: it was true!).</li><li>Talks about another prank involving fake lottery scratch cards, some of which emotionally impacted colleagues.</li><li>Ends with observations on sales psychology and how indifference (real or perceived) can sometimes boost success.</li></ul>7. Returning Home &amp; Vinny's Recovery<br /><ul><li>After their walk and the traffic adventure, Vinny is back to his normal self, cuddling and calm.</li><li>Jason is relieved, though still unsure what caused the earlier behavior.</li><li>Ends with a message encouraging kindness, gentleness, and self-care.</li></ul>🐾 Notable Moments:<br /><ul><li>Vinny’s Mood Mystery: A strange but ultimately resolved subplot.</li><li>Scrooge-Inspired Nightshirt Purchase: Cozy and comedic.</li><li>Accidental Civic Duty: A real-life community moment during a roadblock.</li><li>Big Brother Analysis: Social observations meet reality TV.</li><li>Workplace Chaos &amp; Lessons: A lighthearted look at office life and gossip.</li></ul>💡 Reflections &amp; Takeaways:<br /><ul><li>Even mundane days can become extraordinary—a simple dog walk turned into an exercise in civic responsibility.</li><li>Kindness matters. Jason was struck by how many drivers showed appreciation.</li><li>Comfort is king. A major theme of Jason’s life philosophy is comfort, both physical (in clothing) and emotional.</li><li>Perspective shapes memory. Jason challenges himself to focus on positive interactions rather than the rude few.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68200875</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2025 08:58:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68200875/no_music_10_hours_traffic_jam_preventer_lmbyts_1466_jason_newland_18th_october_2025.mp3" length="282477998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Title: Traffic Jam Preventer – LMBYTS #1466
Speaker: Jason Newland
Duration: 1 hour, 21 minutes
Date: October 18th, 2025 

🛋️ Main Themes:

- Daily Reflections &amp;amp; Ramblings
- Comfort &amp;amp; Sleepwear Musings
- Dog...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>Traffic Jam Preventer – LMBYTS #1466</b><br />Speaker: Jason Newland<br />Duration: 1 hour, 21 minutes<br />Date: <b>October 18th, 2025 </b><br /><br />🛋️ Main Themes:<br /><ol><li>Daily Reflections &amp; Ramblings</li><li>Comfort &amp; Sleepwear Musings</li><li>Dog (Vinny) Behavior &amp; Concerns</li><li>Traffic Jam Incident &amp; Unexpected Community Involvement</li><li>Workplace Memories &amp; Office Gossip</li><li>Human Behavior, Kindness, and Rudeness</li><li>Philosophical Notes on Perspective &amp; Gratitude</li></ol>🧵 Detailed Breakdown:<br /><ol><li>Opening &amp; State of Mind</li></ol><ul><li>Jason opens by welcoming listeners to the episode and noting he’s recording at night.</li><li>He's had a mild headache—he speculates it might be from a sugary fizzy drink.</li><li>Mentions not uploading the episode that night but planning to edit it in the morning.</li></ul>2. Dressing Gowns, Pyjamas, and Sleepwear Evolution<br /><ul><li>Jason humorously reflects on his lack of pyjamas and dressing gown over the last 8 years.</li><li>Details his recent Amazon purchases: an XXL dressing gown and a nightshirt (inspired by Ebenezer Scrooge).</li><li>Shares thoughts on comfort, clothing, and body image.</li><li>Considers adding a bow tie or festive flair to his sleepwear in the future (jokingly).</li></ul>3. Big Brother &amp; Social Commentary<br /><ul><li>Talks about watching Big Brother and notes how contestants today are more respectful and emotionally aware compared to earlier seasons.</li><li>Reflects on how reality TV has changed over time and its shift away from overt drama.</li><li>Mentions a contestant from 2014 who was controversial but won, using that to reflect on how public sentiment and production choices have shifted.</li></ul>4. A Strange Morning with Vinny<br /><ul><li>Vinny (his dog) barked aggressively at 6 AM and acted oddly withdrawn and fearful afterward.</li><li>Jason describes Vinny’s odd behavior, including hiding under the table and not seeking affection—raising Jason’s concern.</li><li>Attempts to comfort Vinny with cuddles and a trip to the pet shop, which seems to help.</li></ul>5. The Traffic Jam Saga – Community Hero Moment<br /><ul><li>While walking Vinny, Jason encounters a roadblock caused by a car and caravan crash.</li><li>A neighbor was already redirecting traffic to prevent a major jam. Jason joins in and ends up helping divert dozens of cars.</li><li>Describes the layout, the potential chaos, and how they successfully prevented a massive traffic jam by guiding cars through an estate.</li><li>Shares his frustration that no police showed up with signs or to help.</li><li>Mentions interactions with drivers—mostly kind, some rude or dismissive.</li><li>Reflects on how helping made him feel good and gave insight into human behavior under pressure.</li></ul>6. Workplace Flashback: The Rumor Experiment<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about his time working in a call center.</li><li>Shares a story about testing a gossip network by planting a fake rumor to see how far it would spread (spoiler: it was true!).</li><li>Talks about another prank involving fake lottery scratch cards, some of which emotionally impacted colleagues.</li><li>Ends with observations on sales psychology and how indifference (real or perceived) can sometimes boost success.</li></ul>7. Returning Home &amp; Vinny's Recovery<br /><ul><li>After their walk and the traffic adventure, Vinny is back to his normal self, cuddling and calm.</li><li>Jason is relieved, though still unsure what caused the earlier behavior.</li><li>Ends with a message encouraging kindness, gentleness, and self-care.</li></ul>🐾 Notable Moments:<br /><ul><li>Vinny’s Mood Mystery: A strange but ultimately resolved subplot.</li><li>Scrooge-Inspired Nightshirt Purchase: Cozy and comedic.</li><li>Accidental Civic Duty: A real-life community...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35310</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,bigbrother,boringpodcast,calmness,comfort,gossip,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,kindness,mindfulness,nightshirt,pajamas,podcast,relaxation,sleep,sleepytime,storytelling,trafficjam,vinny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/31d05e849cd6f73a963d939fc81ba02d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1465 | Jason Newland | 17th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1465-jason-newland-17th-october-2025--68182494</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b></b><br /><b>“Q&amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1465 Jason Newland – 17th October 2025” </b><br />(Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes): 🎙️<br /><br />General Overview Jason Newland hosts another Q&amp;A Friday episode of his Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. The episode blends personal anecdotes, humorous reflections, listener questions, and digressions on topics ranging from English cuisine to 80s television, with Jason’s signature laid-back and meandering storytelling style. <br /><br />🏡 Opening Monologue &amp; Daily Life Update<br /><ul><li>Jason shares updates about his day, particularly an early morning visit from the council to modify his front door to comply with fire safety regulations.</li><li>Talks about being woken by Vinny, his dog, and the awkward experience of needing to use the toilet while workers were outside.</li><li>Adds humorous remarks about the absurdity of the situation and Vinny's protective barking.</li></ul>🍔 Riff on English Restaurants Abroad Listener Question: Why aren’t there English restaurants in other countries? Jason responds:<br /><ul><li>English food like fish and chips or pie and mash is rarely considered “cuisine” in the global sense.</li><li>Reflects on the types of takeaways available in his area: Chinese, Indian, pizza, etc., but no “English” labeled ones.</li><li>Suggests that most English cuisine (like Sunday roast or full English breakfast) is often served in pubs or chains like Harvester, not standalone restaurants.</li><li>Goes on a humorous deep dive into British afternoon tea, Greggs, and ordering takeaway via Uber Eats.</li><li>Mentions that British restaurants do exist abroad—especially in Paris—but usually cater to tourists and ex-pats.</li></ul>📺 Favourite 1980s TV Shows Listener Question: What are your favourite 80s TV shows? Jason lists many, including:<br /><ul><li>Comedy &amp; Variety: Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Top of the Pops, Wogan, Blind Date, Generation Game</li><li>Drama: EastEnders (especially Den &amp; Angie era), Dallas, London’s Burning</li><li>US Shows: Cheers, MASH*, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Baywatch</li><li>Kids Shows: Danger Mouse, He-Man, Grange Hill, Monkey, Muppet Babies</li><li>Special mention of Sapphire &amp; Steel as an underappreciated favourite.</li><li>Discusses his love of TV as “company” and part of his daily life growing up.</li></ul>🪣 Bucket List Listener Question: What’s on your bucket list? Jason reflects on:<br /><ul><li>His desire to go on cruises, travel the world, and use that as fuel for podcast stories.</li><li>Wants to experience romantic love again, but isn’t actively seeking it.</li><li>Would love to stay in dog-friendly hotels around the UK.</li><li>Notes that Vinnie, his dog, would be a consideration in any travel plans—he has ideas for temporary care.</li><li>Expresses a desire to reach a wider audience and possibly write a book based on podcast transcripts.</li></ul>😅 Are You Easily Upset? Listener Question: Are you laid back or do you get easily upset? Jason says:<br /><ul><li>He’s generally laid back, especially outwardly.</li><li>He masks internal emotional turbulence due to mental health conditions.</li><li>Doesn’t often express anger, but gets exhausted after social interaction.</li><li>Says he overshares sometimes and can feel emotionally sensitive, but hides it well in public.</li></ul>🐶 Does Vinny Wear a Coat? Listener Question: Do you put a coat on Vinny?<br /><ul><li>Vinny has worn a knitted coat but is very fussy and often refuses to move if something’s off.</li><li>He doesn’t seem bothered by rain.</li><li>Jason dries him off after wet walks.</li><li>Shares a hilarious anecdote about a previous dog (Andre) who ditched his reindeer costume in the snow as a form of protest.</li></ul>🧠 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Very conversational, intimate, and rambling in a soothing way.</li><li>Regular tangents and spontaneous humor, often self-deprecating.</li><li>Includes funny voices, reflections on aging, loneliness, and appreciation for the podcast audience.</li></ul>❤️ Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Jason reminds listeners to be kind to themselves, that they deserve to feel safe and happy.</li><li>Signs off with love and thanks the contributors: Hope, Rich, Robin, and Joanne.</li><li>Teases upcoming episodes: Sunday's Papers, Monday’s Boring Objects, Trivia Tuesday, and maybe Whisper Wednesday.</li></ul>📍Transcript Location You can view or download the full transcript here:<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4188347653513855593" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Q&amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1465 Jason Newland – 17th October 2025</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68182494</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2025 18:36:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68182494/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1465_jason_newland_17th_october_2025.mp3" length="284058926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

“Q&amp;amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1465 Jason Newland – 17th October 2025” 
(Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes): 🎙️

General Overview Jason Newland hosts another Q&amp;amp;A Friday episode of his Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b></b><br /><b>“Q&amp;A Friday LMBYTS #1465 Jason Newland – 17th October 2025” </b><br />(Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes): 🎙️<br /><br />General Overview Jason Newland hosts another Q&amp;A Friday episode of his Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. The episode blends personal anecdotes, humorous reflections, listener questions, and digressions on topics ranging from English cuisine to 80s television, with Jason’s signature laid-back and meandering storytelling style. <br /><br />🏡 Opening Monologue &amp; Daily Life Update<br /><ul><li>Jason shares updates about his day, particularly an early morning visit from the council to modify his front door to comply with fire safety regulations.</li><li>Talks about being woken by Vinny, his dog, and the awkward experience of needing to use the toilet while workers were outside.</li><li>Adds humorous remarks about the absurdity of the situation and Vinny's protective barking.</li></ul>🍔 Riff on English Restaurants Abroad Listener Question: Why aren’t there English restaurants in other countries? Jason responds:<br /><ul><li>English food like fish and chips or pie and mash is rarely considered “cuisine” in the global sense.</li><li>Reflects on the types of takeaways available in his area: Chinese, Indian, pizza, etc., but no “English” labeled ones.</li><li>Suggests that most English cuisine (like Sunday roast or full English breakfast) is often served in pubs or chains like Harvester, not standalone restaurants.</li><li>Goes on a humorous deep dive into British afternoon tea, Greggs, and ordering takeaway via Uber Eats.</li><li>Mentions that British restaurants do exist abroad—especially in Paris—but usually cater to tourists and ex-pats.</li></ul>📺 Favourite 1980s TV Shows Listener Question: What are your favourite 80s TV shows? Jason lists many, including:<br /><ul><li>Comedy &amp; Variety: Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Top of the Pops, Wogan, Blind Date, Generation Game</li><li>Drama: EastEnders (especially Den &amp; Angie era), Dallas, London’s Burning</li><li>US Shows: Cheers, MASH*, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Baywatch</li><li>Kids Shows: Danger Mouse, He-Man, Grange Hill, Monkey, Muppet Babies</li><li>Special mention of Sapphire &amp; Steel as an underappreciated favourite.</li><li>Discusses his love of TV as “company” and part of his daily life growing up.</li></ul>🪣 Bucket List Listener Question: What’s on your bucket list? Jason reflects on:<br /><ul><li>His desire to go on cruises, travel the world, and use that as fuel for podcast stories.</li><li>Wants to experience romantic love again, but isn’t actively seeking it.</li><li>Would love to stay in dog-friendly hotels around the UK.</li><li>Notes that Vinnie, his dog, would be a consideration in any travel plans—he has ideas for temporary care.</li><li>Expresses a desire to reach a wider audience and possibly write a book based on podcast transcripts.</li></ul>😅 Are You Easily Upset? Listener Question: Are you laid back or do you get easily upset? Jason says:<br /><ul><li>He’s generally laid back, especially outwardly.</li><li>He masks internal emotional turbulence due to mental health conditions.</li><li>Doesn’t often express anger, but gets exhausted after social interaction.</li><li>Says he overshares sometimes and can feel emotionally sensitive, but hides it well in public.</li></ul>🐶 Does Vinny Wear a Coat? Listener Question: Do you put a coat on Vinny?<br /><ul><li>Vinny has worn a knitted coat but is very fussy and often refuses to move if something’s off.</li><li>He doesn’t seem bothered by rain.</li><li>Jason dries him off after wet walks.</li><li>Shares a hilarious anecdote about a previous dog (Andre) who ditched his reindeer costume in the snow as a form of protest.</li></ul>🧠 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Very conversational, intimate, and rambling in a soothing way.</li><li>Regular tangents...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35508</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80stvshows,bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,boringstories,britishhumour,bucketlist,calmvoice,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulness,qandafriday,relaxation,sleep,sleepaid,sleepcompanion,sleephypnosis,soothingtalk,vinniethedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a6418104bc4b8dbda00b528fb8602832.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) I bought some Veg | LMBYTS #1464 | Jason Newland | 16th October 2025</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-i-bought-some-veg-lmbyts-1464-jason-newland-16th-october-2025/</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>I bought some Veg LMBYTS #1464 – Jason Newland – 16th October 2025</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 16 minutes<br />Theme: Light-hearted, casual ramble; social commentary; reflections on daily life; mild satire; sleep aid. 🧠 Main Topics Covered: 1. Welcome &amp; Format Update (0:00 – 1:55)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a reminder to only listen when safe to close your eyes (it's a sleep podcast, after all).</li><li>Mentions Vinny (his dog) being under the table and a bit grumpy.</li><li>Reflects humorously on forgetting what he's said in past recordings.</li><li>Announces a shift toward simpler video settings for easier editing and uploading—he’s testing recording a new video in one take.</li></ul>2. Food Delivery &amp; Attempt at Healthy Eating (4:40 – 8:52)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his latest Uber Eats grocery order: chicken, potatoes, carrots, cabbage, runner beans, milk, Alpen cereal.</li><li>He regrets forgetting to buy eggs and goes on a tangent about different ways to cook them (omelette, scrambled, boiled, etc.).</li><li>Expresses reluctance to order just eggs due to high delivery cost and risk of breakage.</li></ul>3. Shopping &amp; Childhood Memories (9:03 – 12:14)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about the last time he went grocery shopping in person.</li><li>Talks fondly about trolleys (shopping carts) as a child—used to ride in them, got stuck once, even got “arrested” in a humorous anecdote.</li><li>Recalls taking buses to university and shopping during those days.</li></ul>4. Facebook Commentary &amp; AI-Generated Content Rant (15:10 – 37:48)<br /><ul><li>Jason dives deep into what he sees as misleading or manipulative posts on Facebook:<ul><li>Fake celebrity deaths or birthdays using AI-generated videos.</li><li>Errors in ages (e.g., Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Anthony Hopkins, Charlie Sheen, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone).</li><li>Misleading emotional bait ("Happy birthday" posts that garner hundreds of well-meaning but misinformed comments).</li></ul></li><li>Expresses concern about public gullibility and lack of media literacy, laced with playful sarcasm and jokes.</li></ul>5. Social Media Culture &amp; Frustration (37:48 – 51:01)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares frustration with comment sections where people blindly believe fake posts.</li><li>Jokes about overused emojis, “rolling on the floor laughing” expressions, and odd birthday wishes.</li><li>Touches on how AI realism is making fake content harder to spot.</li></ul>6. Nostalgia &amp; Pop Culture (51:01 – 54:57)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about early MTV and the impact of music videos on pop culture.</li><li>Shares a teenage memory of obsessively watching Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” video.</li><li>Refers to “Video Killed the Radio Star” but notes videos actually helped sell records.</li></ul>7. Conspiracy-Level AI Concerns &amp; Targeted Ads (54:57 – 1:01:09)<br /><ul><li>Jason is convinced Facebook listens to him, citing a spooky incident where someone he barely knows appeared in his friend suggestions.</li><li>Comments on personalized ads and strange products (e.g., AI-generated “e-horses” or “turkey facelifts”).</li></ul>8. Funny Takes on Products &amp; AI-Generated Ads (1:01:14 – 1:10:27)<br /><ul><li>Reacts humorously to questionable ads (e.g., baldness cover-up sprays, mechanical rocking horses on wheels, iPad giveaways).</li><li>Questions whether many of the Facebook users interacting with posts are bots.</li></ul>9. Cooking &amp; Healthy Living Efforts (1:12:31 – 1:16:04)<br /><ul><li>Talks about making a simple healthy meal with vegetables and chicken using slow-cook methods.</li><li>Notes his preference for bland food, no seasoning or additives, just “clean eating.”</li><li>Reflects on becoming more conscious about health and nutrition with age.</li></ul>10. Closing Words (1:16:07 – End)<br /><ul><li>Signs off with his signature positive affirmation: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy... and to feel safe. Lots of love.”</li></ul>🎧 Overall Vibe:<br /><ul><li>Relaxed, humorous, and reflective.</li><li>Jason rambles through topics with charm and wit, perfect for a bedtime wind-down.</li><li>A mix of daily anecdotes, satirical commentary on social media, and gentle storytelling, all delivered in his trademark sleepy tone.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68168986</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 20:05:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68168986/no_music_10_hours_i_bought_some_veg_lmbyts_1464_jason_newland_16th_october_2025.mp3" length="283184011" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Title: I bought some Veg LMBYTS #1464 – Jason Newland – 16th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 16 minutes
Theme: Light-hearted, casual ramble; social commentary; reflections on daily life; mild satire; sleep aid. 🧠 Main...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />Title: <b>I bought some Veg LMBYTS #1464 – Jason Newland – 16th October 2025</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 16 minutes<br />Theme: Light-hearted, casual ramble; social commentary; reflections on daily life; mild satire; sleep aid. 🧠 Main Topics Covered: 1. Welcome &amp; Format Update (0:00 – 1:55)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a reminder to only listen when safe to close your eyes (it's a sleep podcast, after all).</li><li>Mentions Vinny (his dog) being under the table and a bit grumpy.</li><li>Reflects humorously on forgetting what he's said in past recordings.</li><li>Announces a shift toward simpler video settings for easier editing and uploading—he’s testing recording a new video in one take.</li></ul>2. Food Delivery &amp; Attempt at Healthy Eating (4:40 – 8:52)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his latest Uber Eats grocery order: chicken, potatoes, carrots, cabbage, runner beans, milk, Alpen cereal.</li><li>He regrets forgetting to buy eggs and goes on a tangent about different ways to cook them (omelette, scrambled, boiled, etc.).</li><li>Expresses reluctance to order just eggs due to high delivery cost and risk of breakage.</li></ul>3. Shopping &amp; Childhood Memories (9:03 – 12:14)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about the last time he went grocery shopping in person.</li><li>Talks fondly about trolleys (shopping carts) as a child—used to ride in them, got stuck once, even got “arrested” in a humorous anecdote.</li><li>Recalls taking buses to university and shopping during those days.</li></ul>4. Facebook Commentary &amp; AI-Generated Content Rant (15:10 – 37:48)<br /><ul><li>Jason dives deep into what he sees as misleading or manipulative posts on Facebook:<ul><li>Fake celebrity deaths or birthdays using AI-generated videos.</li><li>Errors in ages (e.g., Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Anthony Hopkins, Charlie Sheen, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone).</li><li>Misleading emotional bait ("Happy birthday" posts that garner hundreds of well-meaning but misinformed comments).</li></ul></li><li>Expresses concern about public gullibility and lack of media literacy, laced with playful sarcasm and jokes.</li></ul>5. Social Media Culture &amp; Frustration (37:48 – 51:01)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares frustration with comment sections where people blindly believe fake posts.</li><li>Jokes about overused emojis, “rolling on the floor laughing” expressions, and odd birthday wishes.</li><li>Touches on how AI realism is making fake content harder to spot.</li></ul>6. Nostalgia &amp; Pop Culture (51:01 – 54:57)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about early MTV and the impact of music videos on pop culture.</li><li>Shares a teenage memory of obsessively watching Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” video.</li><li>Refers to “Video Killed the Radio Star” but notes videos actually helped sell records.</li></ul>7. Conspiracy-Level AI Concerns &amp; Targeted Ads (54:57 – 1:01:09)<br /><ul><li>Jason is convinced Facebook listens to him, citing a spooky incident where someone he barely knows appeared in his friend suggestions.</li><li>Comments on personalized ads and strange products (e.g., AI-generated “e-horses” or “turkey facelifts”).</li></ul>8. Funny Takes on Products &amp; AI-Generated Ads (1:01:14 – 1:10:27)<br /><ul><li>Reacts humorously to questionable ads (e.g., baldness cover-up sprays, mechanical rocking horses on wheels, iPad giveaways).</li><li>Questions whether many of the Facebook users interacting with posts are bots.</li></ul>9. Cooking &amp; Healthy Living Efforts (1:12:31 – 1:16:04)<br /><ul><li>Talks about making a simple healthy meal with vegetables and chicken using slow-cook methods.</li><li>Notes his preference for bland food, no seasoning or additives, just “clean eating.”</li><li>Reflects on becoming more conscious about health and nutrition with age.</li></ul>10. Closing Words (1:16:07 – End)<br /><ul><li>Signs off with his...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35398</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,calm,cooking,facebook,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,mindfulness,nostalgia,rant,relaxation,relaxing,sleep,sleeppodcast,socialmedia,wellbeing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/956aa266c30edf6b34de7ea440055e3f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1463 | Jason Newland | 15th October 2025</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-whisper-wednesday-lmbyts-1463-jason-newland-15th-october-2025/</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎙 <b>"Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"</b><br />🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8376695306967583904" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View the full transcript here</a> 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.<br /><br />🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.</li><li>The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.</li><li>After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.</li><li>He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.</li></ul>2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting<br /><ul><li>Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.</li><li>Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.</li><li>Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.</li></ul>3. Life with Vinny the Dog<br /><ul><li>Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.</li><li>Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.</li><li>Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.</li></ul>4. Childhood &amp; Random Memories<br /><ul><li>Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:<ul><li>Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.</li><li>His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.</li><li>Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.</li><li>Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).</li></ul></li><li>Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.</li></ul>5. TV Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.</li><li>Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.</li></ul>6. Living Situation &amp; Neighbors<br /><ul><li>Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.</li><li>Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.</li><li>Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.</li></ul>7. Reflections on Memory &amp; Time<br /><ul><li>Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.</li><li>Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.</li><li>Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.</li></ul>8. Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).</li><li>Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:<ul><li>Be kind to yourself.</li><li>You deserve to feel safe and be happy.</li><li>Ends with his signature: "Lots of love. Bye."</li></ul></li></ul>🧠 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Whispered, slow, and meditative, with a touch of Jason’s characteristic dry humor and storytelling.</li><li>Feels like a cozy late-night chat with a friend who’s rambling in the most calming way possible.</li><li>Ideal for bedtime listening or stress relief.</li></ul>Listen to more free episodes at <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fjasonnewland.com%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExWmF3ZVhQYVNFM3BTVHNhZgEeHzFhXAFE0wl2umvVff975EuSVyLa_0nymvz-ZzwbTqNXaO1oHHM40ZOgR_0_aem_-fmN9-jGdxd6mdVJEG5VAw&amp;h=AT1HB_1REMp0OOuhvjDnPmckFUINqExWAferP9mI3kx3GjssraQIgygeDeYUWGUw3RtHHAuGqyup8AhvjouaXEE5YIU3vKyTU7djZnYhwzFhRh-0xYTm87AYP-LhyUXzDLoFX5-l3FG25iZSHS6nFCVHW-cSLA&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c%5B0%5D=AT3NExNOqIaCSMtQ4O89T8aBv4FkMsiT4NMtK3EMyZpPYVdxgBu_KbgBfdTP7eSCdevp6Mbw-9pYQmEfJ_kbQM9LtpX7frSQAHy8tY5UpB7sNC-I2yMaQVVJS159IreZUf1AzM8jTfT6oh5oNlt22GwGujMQ8KM3B_DSF4hH4N2-t-Q7XjhVcynXQWmjEGrnuibzFB18b0Fawo3ILgflxw" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Join Jason Newland’s Boring Group on Facebook for updates and Q&amp;A Friday prompts.<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup/?__cft__%5B0%5D=AZU_qQyCjtDBRkkyR5acc8V9JbAFGMFGv8HGNUCxLufhVaRYIhD2_a_FH4Efsbp0KhrSKoPr5TytV4OFQAuK5k_J7o1q2C4i0Iv_uw6CXsV4qrivhp4lWPNuDJQlqCeizgmBBNJisxm77kLNgtaaYovedvjqEaxNVTYnM-4uFuiaquwBJLARo1TkxV2QqSiafO4&amp;__tn__=-UK-R" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68152111</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 17:58:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68152111/no_music_10_hours_whisper_wednesday_lmbyts_1463_jason_newland_15th_october_2025.mp3" length="280947242" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8376695306967583904 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎙 <b>"Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"</b><br />🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8376695306967583904" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View the full transcript here</a> 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.<br /><br />🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.</li><li>The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.</li><li>After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.</li><li>He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.</li></ul>2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting<br /><ul><li>Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.</li><li>Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.</li><li>Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.</li></ul>3. Life with Vinny the Dog<br /><ul><li>Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.</li><li>Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.</li><li>Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.</li></ul>4. Childhood &amp; Random Memories<br /><ul><li>Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:<ul><li>Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.</li><li>His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.</li><li>Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.</li><li>Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).</li></ul></li><li>Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.</li></ul>5. TV Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.</li><li>Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.</li></ul>6. Living Situation &amp; Neighbors<br /><ul><li>Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.</li><li>Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.</li><li>Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.</li></ul>7. Reflections on Memory &amp; Time<br /><ul><li>Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.</li><li>Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.</li><li>Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.</li></ul>8. Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).</li><li>Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:<ul><li>Be kind to yourself.</li><li>You deserve to feel safe and be happy.</li><li>Ends with his signature: "Lots...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35119</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,boringpodcast,calm,humor,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,mindfulness,nostalgia,podcast,relaxation,sleep,sleepaid,sleeptalk,storytelling,stressrelief,vinnydog,whisper,whisperwednesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15fb0f0888fde70fdcb950dd860960b8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) eBay Gone Wild | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1462 | Jason Newland | 14th October 2025</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-ebay-gone-wild-trivia-tuesday-lmbyts-1462-jason-newland-14th-october/</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>eBay Gone Wild | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1462 | Jason Newland | 14th October 2025</b><br /><br />Jason’s back with another wonderfully odd Trivia Tuesday, diving into the strangest things people have tried to sell online. From a grilled cheese said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary, to haunted rubber duckies, celebrity leftovers, and even armour made for guinea pigs — it’s one of the funniest, sleepiest deep dives yet. He also chats about filming again, experimenting with lighting, why video editing takes so long, and the strange charm of his old YouTube archives. There’s a warm tangent about William Shatner, George Foreman, Henry Winkler, and the show Better Late Than Never, plus a loving nod to Winkler’s performance in Barry. As always, Vinnie the Jack Russell makes his presence known under the desk, adding to the cozy chaos. It’s a gently funny, meandering episode full of calm conversation, random trivia, and Jason’s trademark sleepy humour — the perfect thing to unwind to before bed.<br /><br />Listen to more free episodes at <a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Join Jason Newland’s Boring Group on Facebook for updates and Q&amp;A Friday prompts. <br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68149001</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 14:53:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68149001/no_music_10_hours_ebay_gone_wild_trivia_tuesday_lmbyts_1462_jason_newland_14th_october_2025.mp3" length="282288236" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://jasonnewland.com/

eBay Gone Wild | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1462 | Jason Newland | 14th October 2025

Jason’s back with another wonderfully odd Trivia Tuesday, diving into the strangest things people have tried to sell online. From a grilled...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>eBay Gone Wild | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1462 | Jason Newland | 14th October 2025</b><br /><br />Jason’s back with another wonderfully odd Trivia Tuesday, diving into the strangest things people have tried to sell online. From a grilled cheese said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary, to haunted rubber duckies, celebrity leftovers, and even armour made for guinea pigs — it’s one of the funniest, sleepiest deep dives yet. He also chats about filming again, experimenting with lighting, why video editing takes so long, and the strange charm of his old YouTube archives. There’s a warm tangent about William Shatner, George Foreman, Henry Winkler, and the show Better Late Than Never, plus a loving nod to Winkler’s performance in Barry. As always, Vinnie the Jack Russell makes his presence known under the desk, adding to the cozy chaos. It’s a gently funny, meandering episode full of calm conversation, random trivia, and Jason’s trademark sleepy humour — the perfect thing to unwind to before bed.<br /><br />Listen to more free episodes at <a href="https://jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://jasonnewland.com/</a><br />Join Jason Newland’s Boring Group on Facebook for updates and Q&amp;A Friday prompts. <br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/jasonnewlandsboringgroup</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35286</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boringpodcast,comedy,ebay,georgeforeman,ghostinajar,henrywinkler,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,podcasting,relaxation,shatner,sleep,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,triviatuesday,vinnie,virginmarytoast,weirdauctions,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/091d8fc33e2e3f70e74bc89c5a8ec2ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Favourite Comedy Characters | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1461 | Jason Newland | 13th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-favourite-comedy-characters-monday-s-boring-objects-lmbyts-1461-jason-newland-13th-october-2025--68120549</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />"Favourite Comedy Characters | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1461 | Jason Newland | 13th October 2025"<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 30 minutes<br />🎙️ Host: Jason Newland<br />📌 Series: Let Me Bore You To Sleep (LMBYTS)<br /><br />🧠 Core Themes:<br /><ul><li>Reflection on favourite comedy characters from British and American TV.</li><li>Musings on the relaxing and therapeutic effect of Jason’s recordings.</li><li>Tangents into personal anecdotes, observations about everyday life, and occasional gentle humour.</li></ul>🔍 Detailed Breakdown:<br /><br />🛋️ Intro &amp; Podcast Purpose (0:00 – 10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with his usual calming intro.</li><li>Mentions he's returning to routine after a break.</li><li>Reiterates the three main aims of his recordings:<ol><li>Help listeners sleep.</li><li>Provide relaxation.</li><li>Offer companionship for those who live alone.</li></ol></li></ul>🧘 Reflections on Medication &amp; Mood (5:00 – 9:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about medication changes affecting his energy.</li><li>Mentions listening to his own recordings to self-evaluate and unwind.</li><li>Compares himself to a chef tasting his own food — joking that if he were a real chef, he'd be "massive."</li></ul>📺 Main Topic: Favourite Comedy Characters (10:00 – 1:27:00) Jason goes through decades of British (and later American) sitcoms, offering a mix of:<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia</li><li>Critical opinion</li><li>Humorous tangents</li></ul>He reflects on both the shows and the characters, grouping them loosely by era or theme: 🇬🇧 British TV Characters &amp; Sitcoms: Classics &amp; Old School Favourites:<br /><ul><li>Tony Hancock, Steptoe and Son, Dad’s Army — respected but not personal favourites.</li><li>Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) — cited as one of the best.</li><li>Only Fools and Horses — Del Boy is crowned as Jason’s favourite comedy character overall.<ul><li>Praises the entire ensemble: Rodney, Uncle Albert, Trigger, Boise, etc.</li></ul></li></ul>1980s-1990s Shows:<br /><ul><li>Blackadder — appreciates the format and Rowan Atkinson’s character.</li><li>The Young Ones — highlights Rick as a favourite but likes all four main characters.</li><li>Heidi High, Yes Minister, Keeping Up Appearances (Hyacinth Bucket), One Foot in the Grave (Victor Meldrew).</li></ul>2000s and Beyond:<br /><ul><li>Alan Partridge — noted for longevity (over 30 years).</li><li>The Office — liked Gareth more than David Brent.</li><li>Peep Show, Inbetweeners (Jay), Little Britain, Mrs. Brown’s Boys, Count Arthur Strong, Motherland, Vicar of Dibley, Absolutely Fabulous (especially Patsy).</li></ul>He notes that some shows like Gavin &amp; Stacey and The Royal Family didn’t click as much for him despite their popularity. 🇺🇸 American Comedy Characters: He explores iconic characters from US sitcoms:<br /><ul><li>Cheers – Loves the ensemble cast. Names Frasier as a standout character.</li><li>Frasier – Highlights Frasier and his brother as brilliant characters.</li><li>Friends – Enjoys Joey and Phoebe, but not a mega-fan of the show.</li><li>Everybody Loves Raymond, Golden Girls, Mork &amp; Mindy, The Cosby Show, Taxi, Roseanne, Naked Gun (Frank Drebin) — all receive praise.</li><li>He highlights Mork (Robin Williams) as one of the most beloved characters from his youth.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny’s Cameos: Throughout the episode, Vinny the dog gets frequent mentions, especially:<br /><ul><li>When he’s chilling under the table or flat on the floor.</li><li>When he does a particularly "smelly" fart.</li><li>When he distracts Jason during serious thoughts.</li><li>Jason wonders if Vinny also falls asleep listening to him — possibly the show’s most loyal listener. 🐾</li></ul>🎯 Key Takeaways &amp; Sentiments:<br /><ul><li>Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) is ultimately named Jason’s favourite comedy character.</li><li>Jason is deeply reflective about how comedy, repetition, and familiarity can aid relaxation and help with chronic pain.</li><li>He touches on themes of isolation, routine, and personal growth, using humour and self-deprecating wit to connect with listeners.</li><li>The episode is full of gentle digressions — from banana splits and WD-40 to 80s doorbells and late-night LBC talk shows.</li></ul>💡 Highlights of Jason’s Humour:<br /><ul><li>Comparing himself to a massive chef who’d need “walls that collapse.”</li><li>Explaining why he had to re-educate himself after growing up on 80s TV.</li><li>Describing a loud burp as a life milestone.</li><li>The awkward encounter with Caroline Aherne while she was dressing — complete with regrets and a comedic lack of marriage.</li></ul>❤️ Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Warm, rambling, and personable — classic Jason Newland.</li><li>Lighthearted with moments of vulnerability.</li><li>Offers gentle commentary on society, nostalgia, and self-care.</li></ul><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"></a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68120549</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 17:33:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68120549/no_music_10_hours_favourite_comedy_characters_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1461_jason_newland_13th_october_2025.mp3" length="280220393" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

"Favourite Comedy Characters | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1461 | Jason Newland | 13th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 30 minutes
🎙️ Host: Jason Newland
📌 Series: Let Me Bore You To Sleep (LMBYTS)

🧠 Core...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />"Favourite Comedy Characters | Monday’s Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1461 | Jason Newland | 13th October 2025"<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 30 minutes<br />🎙️ Host: Jason Newland<br />📌 Series: Let Me Bore You To Sleep (LMBYTS)<br /><br />🧠 Core Themes:<br /><ul><li>Reflection on favourite comedy characters from British and American TV.</li><li>Musings on the relaxing and therapeutic effect of Jason’s recordings.</li><li>Tangents into personal anecdotes, observations about everyday life, and occasional gentle humour.</li></ul>🔍 Detailed Breakdown:<br /><br />🛋️ Intro &amp; Podcast Purpose (0:00 – 10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with his usual calming intro.</li><li>Mentions he's returning to routine after a break.</li><li>Reiterates the three main aims of his recordings:<ol><li>Help listeners sleep.</li><li>Provide relaxation.</li><li>Offer companionship for those who live alone.</li></ol></li></ul>🧘 Reflections on Medication &amp; Mood (5:00 – 9:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about medication changes affecting his energy.</li><li>Mentions listening to his own recordings to self-evaluate and unwind.</li><li>Compares himself to a chef tasting his own food — joking that if he were a real chef, he'd be "massive."</li></ul>📺 Main Topic: Favourite Comedy Characters (10:00 – 1:27:00) Jason goes through decades of British (and later American) sitcoms, offering a mix of:<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia</li><li>Critical opinion</li><li>Humorous tangents</li></ul>He reflects on both the shows and the characters, grouping them loosely by era or theme: 🇬🇧 British TV Characters &amp; Sitcoms: Classics &amp; Old School Favourites:<br /><ul><li>Tony Hancock, Steptoe and Son, Dad’s Army — respected but not personal favourites.</li><li>Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) — cited as one of the best.</li><li>Only Fools and Horses — Del Boy is crowned as Jason’s favourite comedy character overall.<ul><li>Praises the entire ensemble: Rodney, Uncle Albert, Trigger, Boise, etc.</li></ul></li></ul>1980s-1990s Shows:<br /><ul><li>Blackadder — appreciates the format and Rowan Atkinson’s character.</li><li>The Young Ones — highlights Rick as a favourite but likes all four main characters.</li><li>Heidi High, Yes Minister, Keeping Up Appearances (Hyacinth Bucket), One Foot in the Grave (Victor Meldrew).</li></ul>2000s and Beyond:<br /><ul><li>Alan Partridge — noted for longevity (over 30 years).</li><li>The Office — liked Gareth more than David Brent.</li><li>Peep Show, Inbetweeners (Jay), Little Britain, Mrs. Brown’s Boys, Count Arthur Strong, Motherland, Vicar of Dibley, Absolutely Fabulous (especially Patsy).</li></ul>He notes that some shows like Gavin &amp; Stacey and The Royal Family didn’t click as much for him despite their popularity. 🇺🇸 American Comedy Characters: He explores iconic characters from US sitcoms:<br /><ul><li>Cheers – Loves the ensemble cast. Names Frasier as a standout character.</li><li>Frasier – Highlights Frasier and his brother as brilliant characters.</li><li>Friends – Enjoys Joey and Phoebe, but not a mega-fan of the show.</li><li>Everybody Loves Raymond, Golden Girls, Mork &amp; Mindy, The Cosby Show, Taxi, Roseanne, Naked Gun (Frank Drebin) — all receive praise.</li><li>He highlights Mork (Robin Williams) as one of the most beloved characters from his youth.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny’s Cameos: Throughout the episode, Vinny the dog gets frequent mentions, especially:<br /><ul><li>When he’s chilling under the table or flat on the floor.</li><li>When he does a particularly "smelly" fart.</li><li>When he distracts Jason during serious thoughts.</li><li>Jason wonders if Vinny also falls asleep listening to him — possibly the show’s most loyal listener. 🐾</li></ul>🎯 Key Takeaways &amp; Sentiments:<br /><ul><li>Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) is ultimately named Jason’s favourite comedy character.</li><li>Jason is deeply reflective about...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35028</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americancomedy,bedtime,boringpodcast,britishcomedy,calming,comedy,delboy,frasier,funny,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,morkandmindy,nostalgia,relaxation,sleep,sleeppodcast,unwind,vinny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dfc064eb00b085aafb805c9a26d9003c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Sunday’s papers | LMBYTS #1460 | Jason Newland | 12th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-sunday-s-papers-lmbyts-1460-jason-newland-12th-october-2025--68110873</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”<br />🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes<br />🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous<br />🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone &amp; Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.<br /><br />🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)<br /><ul><li>Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.</li><li>Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.</li><li>Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).</li><li>Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.</li><li>Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.</li></ul>📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.</li><li>Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.</li></ul>🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:<br /><ul><li>Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.</li><li>Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.</li><li>Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.</li><li>Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.</li><li>Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.</li><li>Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.</li><li>Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.</li><li>Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.</li><li>Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.</li><li>John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.</li><li>Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.</li></ul>🪐 Part 4: Astrology &amp; Oddities (1:28:00 – end)<br /><ul><li>Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).</li><li>Odd news:<ul><li>Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.</li><li>Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.</li><li>Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.</li><li>Edible cucumber packaging.</li><li>Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.</li><li>Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.</li></ul></li><li>Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.</li></ul>❤️ Themes &amp; Takeaways<br /><ul><li>Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.</li><li>Absurdity &amp; affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.</li><li>Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.</li><li>Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68110873</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2025 21:07:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68110873/no_music_10_hours_sunday_s_papers_lmbyts_1460_jason_newland_12th_october_2025.mp3" length="279736172" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”<br />🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes<br />🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous<br />🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone &amp; Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.<br /><br />🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)<br /><ul><li>Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.</li><li>Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.</li><li>Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).</li><li>Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.</li><li>Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.</li></ul>📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.</li><li>Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.</li></ul>🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:<br /><ul><li>Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.</li><li>Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.</li><li>Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.</li><li>Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.</li><li>Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.</li><li>Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.</li><li>Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.</li><li>Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.</li><li>Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.</li><li>John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.</li><li>Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.</li></ul>🪐 Part 4: Astrology &amp; Oddities (1:28:00 – end)<br /><ul><li>Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).</li><li>Odd news:<ul><li>Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.</li><li>Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.</li><li>Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.</li><li>Edible cucumber packaging.</li><li>Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.</li><li>Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.</li></ul></li><li>Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.</li></ul>❤️ Themes &amp; Takeaways<br /><ul><li>Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.</li><li>Absurdity &amp; affection for the...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34967</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,audio,bedtime,calm,chill,dreamy,monologue,peaceful,podcast,quiet,ramble,relaxation,sleep,slow,soothing,spoken,talk,tranquil,unwind,voice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/da050603ded3f03b6c99294a65341700.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-women-s-weekly-lmbyts-1459-jason-newland-11th-october-2025--68101466</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4188347653511716390" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br />🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.<br />🧵 Transcript Breakdown<br />🐶 Intro &amp; Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.</li><li>Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.</li><li>Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.</li></ul>📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.</li><li>Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.</li></ul>🧵 Curtains, Buzzing &amp; Noise Control (7:00–8:30)<br /><ul><li>He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.</li><li>Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄</li></ul>📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:<br /><ul><li>Fashion &amp; Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.</li><li>Cookery &amp; Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.</li><li>Gardening &amp; Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.</li><li>Fiction &amp; Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.</li><li>Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.</li><li>Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.</li><li>Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”</li><li>Puzzles &amp; Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).</li></ul>🎤 Jason’s Commentary &amp; Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:<br /><ul><li>Gender Roles &amp; Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.</li><li>Art &amp; School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.</li><li>Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.</li><li>Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.</li><li>Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.</li><li>Jewelry &amp; Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).</li></ul>🐸 Fun &amp; Weird Moments<br /><ul><li>He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.</li><li>Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.</li><li>Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.</li></ul>💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."<br /><br />✨ Overall Vibe Relaxed, quirky, and gently humorous. Jason uses Woman’s Weekly as a jumping-off point to explore deeper issues of identity, creativity, and society—all while trying to entertain and soothe listeners to sleep.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68101466</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2025 18:46:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68101466/no_music_10_hours_women_s_weekly_lmbyts_1459_jason_newland_11th_october_2025.mp3" length="283669355" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4188347653511716390
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br /><b>Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025</b><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4188347653511716390" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br />🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.<br />🧵 Transcript Breakdown<br />🐶 Intro &amp; Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.</li><li>Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.</li><li>Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.</li></ul>📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)<br /><ul><li>Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.</li><li>Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.</li></ul>🧵 Curtains, Buzzing &amp; Noise Control (7:00–8:30)<br /><ul><li>He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.</li><li>Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄</li></ul>📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:<br /><ul><li>Fashion &amp; Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.</li><li>Cookery &amp; Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.</li><li>Gardening &amp; Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.</li><li>Fiction &amp; Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.</li><li>Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.</li><li>Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.</li><li>Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”</li><li>Puzzles &amp; Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).</li></ul>🎤 Jason’s Commentary &amp; Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:<br /><ul><li>Gender Roles &amp; Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.</li><li>Art &amp; School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.</li><li>Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.</li><li>Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.</li><li>Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.</li><li>Jewelry &amp; Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).</li></ul>🐸 Fun &amp; Weird Moments<br /><ul><li>He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35459</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,comedy,cozy,episode1459,humor,jasonnewland,kindness,lmbyts,magazine,mindfulness,reflection,relaxation,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,storytelling,uk,vinny,womensweekly</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/942512e315bad0daa26f03d8f44a6f23.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1458 | Jason Newland | 10th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1458-jason-newland-10th-october-2025--68093600</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary #1458 – Q&amp;A Friday<br />Date: 10 October 2025<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><br />A calm, sleepy Q&amp;A Friday episode filled with friendly chatter, light humour, and gentle rambling perfect for bedtime listening.<br /><br />💤 Main Topics<br /><ul><li>Date Talk: Jason notices that 10/10 is one of the few days both UK and US formats match.</li><li>Vinny Updates: Vinny the Jack Russell is relaxed with visitors; Jason keeps doors open for airflow and comfort.</li><li>Glasses &amp; Eyes: He talks about juggling reading and distance glasses and putting off a new eye test.</li><li>Podcast Feeds: Jason reminds listeners to let him know if new episodes don’t appear on Apple, Spotify, or other platforms.</li><li>Listener Stats: Mentions popular countries and apps where most people tune in.</li><li>Who is Molly?: A lighthearted explanation about Molly, who helps manage his Facebook group.</li><li>Travel &amp; Thailand: Reflects on past trips, dreams of travelling again, and the challenges of leaving Vinny behind.</li><li>Listener Locations: Discusses how podcast stats sometimes show people moving or being listed in different towns.</li><li>Top Songs 1980–1985: Nostalgic reflections on favourite number-one hits from each year, with fun memories and commentary.</li><li>Sunrise or Sunset?: Jason prefers sunrise for its hopeful energy, but admits sunsets can be more beautiful.</li></ul>🌙 Tone &amp; Style Friendly, comforting, reflective, and sprinkled with mild humour. Jason’s trademark storytelling style encourages listeners to unwind, smile, and drift off peacefully.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68093600</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 18:58:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68093600/no_music_10_hours_q_a_friday_lmbyts_1458_jason_newland_10th_october_2025.mp3" length="278901932" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙️ Episode Summary #1458 – Q&amp;amp;A Friday
Date: 10 October 2025
Host: Jason Newland

A calm, sleepy Q&amp;amp;A Friday episode filled with friendly chatter, light humour, and gentle rambling perfect for bedtime listening.

💤...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎙️ Episode Summary #1458 – Q&amp;A Friday<br />Date: 10 October 2025<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><br />A calm, sleepy Q&amp;A Friday episode filled with friendly chatter, light humour, and gentle rambling perfect for bedtime listening.<br /><br />💤 Main Topics<br /><ul><li>Date Talk: Jason notices that 10/10 is one of the few days both UK and US formats match.</li><li>Vinny Updates: Vinny the Jack Russell is relaxed with visitors; Jason keeps doors open for airflow and comfort.</li><li>Glasses &amp; Eyes: He talks about juggling reading and distance glasses and putting off a new eye test.</li><li>Podcast Feeds: Jason reminds listeners to let him know if new episodes don’t appear on Apple, Spotify, or other platforms.</li><li>Listener Stats: Mentions popular countries and apps where most people tune in.</li><li>Who is Molly?: A lighthearted explanation about Molly, who helps manage his Facebook group.</li><li>Travel &amp; Thailand: Reflects on past trips, dreams of travelling again, and the challenges of leaving Vinny behind.</li><li>Listener Locations: Discusses how podcast stats sometimes show people moving or being listed in different towns.</li><li>Top Songs 1980–1985: Nostalgic reflections on favourite number-one hits from each year, with fun memories and commentary.</li><li>Sunrise or Sunset?: Jason prefers sunrise for its hopeful energy, but admits sunsets can be more beautiful.</li></ul>🌙 Tone &amp; Style Friendly, comforting, reflective, and sprinkled with mild humour. Jason’s trademark storytelling style encourages listeners to unwind, smile, and drift off peacefully.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34863</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>applepodcasts,boring,facebookgroup,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,molly,music80s,podcast,qafriday,relaxation,sleep,spreaker,stats,sunrise,sunset,thailand,travel,vinny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2427439430e0247fda0380a2bd6e7e5a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Relax your back | Let me bore your pain away #39 | Jason Newland | 10th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-relax-your-back-let-me-bore-your-pain-away-39-jason-newland-10th-october-2025--68087926</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />Date: 10th October 202<br />Duration: ~1 hour<br /><br />🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.<br /><br />🪑 Main Themes &amp; Flow<br /><br />1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”<br />2. Humour &amp; Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.<br />3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”<br />4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.<br />5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.<br />6. Relaxation &amp; Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.<br />7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.<br />8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.<br />9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.<br />10. Closure &amp; Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Conversational and humorous</li><li>Stream-of-consciousness flow</li><li>Gentle reframing of pain</li><li>Relaxation through distraction</li><li>Emotional warmth and self-compassion</li></ul>🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68087926</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 09:41:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68087926/no_music_10_hours_relax_your_back_let_me_bore_your_pain_away_39_jason_newland_10th_october_2025.mp3" length="280692845" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39
Host: Jason Newland
Date: 10th October 202
Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />Date: 10th October 202<br />Duration: ~1 hour<br /><br />🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.<br /><br />🪑 Main Themes &amp; Flow<br /><br />1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”<br />2. Humour &amp; Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.<br />3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”<br />4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.<br />5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.<br />6. Relaxation &amp; Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.<br />7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.<br />8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.<br />9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.<br />10. Closure &amp; Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Conversational and humorous</li><li>Stream-of-consciousness flow</li><li>Gentle reframing of pain</li><li>Relaxation through distraction</li><li>Emotional warmth and self-compassion</li></ul>🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,backpain,boringpodcast,calm,chronicpain,comfort,healing,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,meditation,mindfulness,painrelief,peaceful,relaxation,relaxyourback,relief,sleephypnosis,soothingvoice,wellbeing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d78287efa355dc7ad935f7e3f863725.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-vinnie-keeps-farting-lmbyts-1457-jason-newland-9th-october-2025--68082145</link><description><![CDATA[📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/2269814212250170466" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes &amp; Topics<br /><br />🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)<br /><ul><li>Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.</li><li>Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.</li><li>There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.</li><li>Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.</li></ul>💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again<br /><ul><li>Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.</li><li>He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.</li><li>Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."</li><li>Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.</li></ul>🌐 3. Website &amp; Podcast Updates<br /><ul><li>Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).</li><li>Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.</li><li>Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.</li></ul>🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast<br /><ul><li>Keep things simple and consistent:<ul><li>Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).</li><li>Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.</li><li>No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.</li></ul></li><li>Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.</li></ul>📈 5. YouTube Stats &amp; Algorithm Mysteries<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his YouTube analytics:<ul><li>Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).</li><li>Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.</li></ul></li><li>Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.</li></ul>🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories &amp; Home Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.</li><li>Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.</li><li>Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.</li></ul>🎭 7. School Memories &amp; Teachers<br /><ul><li>Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.</li><li>Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.</li><li>Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.</li></ul>👬 8. Friends &amp; Teenage Friendships<br /><ul><li>Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.</li><li>Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.</li><li>Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.</li><li>Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”</li></ul>👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).</li><li>This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.</li></ul>🧠 Overall Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.</li><li>A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.</li><li>Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68082145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 19:06:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68082145/no_music_10_hours_vinnie_keeps_farting_lmbyts_1457_jason_newland_9th_october_2025.mp3" length="280592297" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/2269814212250170466

🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes &amp;amp; Topics

🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/2269814212250170466" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes &amp; Topics<br /><br />🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)<br /><ul><li>Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.</li><li>Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.</li><li>There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.</li><li>Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.</li></ul>💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again<br /><ul><li>Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.</li><li>He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.</li><li>Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."</li><li>Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.</li></ul>🌐 3. Website &amp; Podcast Updates<br /><ul><li>Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).</li><li>Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.</li><li>Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.</li></ul>🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast<br /><ul><li>Keep things simple and consistent:<ul><li>Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).</li><li>Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.</li><li>No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.</li></ul></li><li>Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.</li></ul>📈 5. YouTube Stats &amp; Algorithm Mysteries<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his YouTube analytics:<ul><li>Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).</li><li>Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.</li></ul></li><li>Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.</li></ul>🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories &amp; Home Nostalgia<br /><ul><li>Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.</li><li>Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.</li><li>Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.</li></ul>🎭 7. School Memories &amp; Teachers<br /><ul><li>Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.</li><li>Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.</li><li>Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.</li></ul>👬 8. Friends &amp; Teenage Friendships<br /><ul><li>Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.</li><li>Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.</li><li>Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.</li><li>Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”</li></ul>👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection<br /><ul><li>Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).</li><li>This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.</li></ul>🧠 Overall Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.</li><li>A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boring,british,calming,deephypnosis,dog,episode1457,fart,freehypnosis,hypnosis,hypnosispodcast,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,lmbyts,nomusic,podcast,relaxation,sleep,sleephypnosis,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ab6e2594171b086cef925fb6e6fe913e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1456 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1456-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1522216674107410951" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics:<br /><br />🛌 Sleep, Structure &amp; Simplicity<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."</li><li>Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.</li><li>Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.</li></ul>🧩 Planning for the Future<br /><ul><li>Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:<ul><li>Maintain current website: <a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a></li><li>Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean</li><li>Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned</li><li>Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.</li></ul></li></ul>📣 Promotion &amp; Stats<br /><ul><li>Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:<ul><li>398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion</li><li>2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert</li><li>Observes that the website promotion yields better value</li></ul></li><li>Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”</li></ul>🐶 Vinny Interruptions &amp; Banter<br /><ul><li>Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.</li><li>Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.</li></ul>💬 Personal Reflections<br /><ul><li>Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.</li><li>Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.</li><li>Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.</li></ul>🌍 Community &amp; Communication<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.</li><li>Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).</li><li>Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.</li></ul>🪙 Monetization &amp; Practical Decisions<br /><ul><li>Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.</li><li>Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.</li></ul>🔁 Recurring Messages:<br /><ul><li>Consistency is king — keep things as they are.</li><li>Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.</li><li>Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.</li><li>No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.</li></ul>💡 Noteworthy Moments:<br /><ul><li>🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!</li><li>😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.</li><li>🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.</li><li>🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68051177</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 19:18:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68051177/no_music_10_hours_1456_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_7th_october_2025.mp3" length="281640044" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1522216674107410951

🧠 Main Themes &amp;amp; Topics:

🛌 Sleep, Structure &amp;amp; Simplicity

- Jason opens with a classic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/1522216674107410951" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics:<br /><br />🛌 Sleep, Structure &amp; Simplicity<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.</li><li>Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."</li><li>Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.</li><li>Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.</li></ul>🧩 Planning for the Future<br /><ul><li>Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:<ul><li>Maintain current website: <a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a></li><li>Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean</li><li>Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned</li><li>Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.</li></ul></li></ul>📣 Promotion &amp; Stats<br /><ul><li>Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:<ul><li>398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion</li><li>2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert</li><li>Observes that the website promotion yields better value</li></ul></li><li>Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”</li></ul>🐶 Vinny Interruptions &amp; Banter<br /><ul><li>Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.</li><li>Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.</li></ul>💬 Personal Reflections<br /><ul><li>Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.</li><li>Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.</li><li>Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.</li></ul>🌍 Community &amp; Communication<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.</li><li>Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).</li><li>Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.</li></ul>🪙 Monetization &amp; Practical Decisions<br /><ul><li>Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.</li><li>Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.</li></ul>🔁 Recurring Messages:<br /><ul><li>Consistency is king — keep things as they are.</li><li>Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.</li><li>Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.</li><li>No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.</li></ul>💡 Noteworthy Moments:<br /><ul><li>🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!</li><li>😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.</li><li>🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.</li><li>🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35205</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,audio,bedtime,confidence,consistency,dog,facebook,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,mindfulness,podcast,promotion,reflection,relaxation,sleep,stream,vinny,whisper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c76ecb8288ab861fa914639ee643ea83.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1455 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1455-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[<b>💤  "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" - Oct 6, 2025 </b><br /><br /><b>Hos</b>t: Jason Newland<br /><b>Theme</b>: A personal and meandering bedtime monologue designed to lull listeners to sleep through gentle, low-energy rambling.<br /><br />🐶 Opening Moments<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners to his podcast and introduces himself.</li><li>His dog, Vinnie, features immediately with whining for more sausages.</li><li>The tone is light, cozy, and conversational from the start.</li></ul>📅 What Day Is It Again?<br /><ul><li>Jason muses on the day—confirms it is Monday, Oct 6, 2025, even though he initially questions it.</li><li>He introduces the theme of the day: Website promotion.</li></ul>🌐 Website &amp; Review Updates<br /><ul><li>Jason shares he's been working on:<ul><li>Collecting comments and reviews from YouTube and Facebook to post on his website.</li><li>He estimates 250+ reviews now on the site.</li><li>Mentions humorous fake review by "Vinnie" complaining that Jason ignores him.</li></ul></li></ul>🙏 Shoutouts &amp; Thank Yous<br /><ul><li>Thanks Paul for a kind PayPal donation.</li><li>Shoutouts to Laura, Christine, and others from his community for their support and feedback.</li><li>Encourages listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday (Oct 10, 2025).</li></ul>📊 Website Analytics &amp; Facebook Ads<br /><ul><li>Sets up analytics on his website for the first time.<ul><li>Is pleasantly surprised to learn people are visiting.</li></ul></li><li>Launches two Facebook ads:<ol><li>To promote his podcast website.</li><li>To promote the "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" Facebook group.</li></ol></li><li>Shares early results:<ul><li>A few dozen views but no link clicks yet.</li><li>Ads cost about 34–44 pence so far.</li></ul></li></ul>📱 Reflections on Tech &amp; Social Media<br /><ul><li>Talks about getting locked out of Facebook while setting up the ads.</li><li>Surprised by Facebook group engagement increase (451%).</li><li>Frustrated by trying to find old comments over 7 years of posts.</li><li>Discusses using insights and stats from his Facebook group and website.</li></ul>🍦 Food, Ice Cream, and Yogurt Rants<br /><ul><li>Discusses cravings for chocolate, Cornettos, and strawberry yogurt.</li><li>Shares quirky stories about feeding Vinnie bits of ice cream.</li><li>Recalls pouring yogurt on his own head in a vlog during a “manic” 2011 phase.</li></ul>📱 Android vs Apple<br /><ul><li>Gave away a relatively new Android phone to a neighbor.</li><li>Staunchly prefers iPhones and doesn’t want to relearn Android.</li></ul>💬 Reflections on YouTube &amp; Viewership<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about spending £200 on YouTube ads years ago and being banned.</li><li>Feels his format doesn’t quite match the YouTube “style” but keeps uploading podcasts there.</li></ul>🤓 Commentary on Online Culture<br /><ul><li>Shares humorous gripes about:<ul><li>AI-generated Facebook posts &amp; Quora content.</li><li>People complaining about music or background noises in his podcasts.</li><li>Strange questions and spam on the internet.</li></ul></li></ul>💘 Work-Based Relationships &amp; Dating Tales A significant portion is a long, nostalgic reflection on past romantic relationships and workplace crushes:<br /><ul><li>Shares numerous stories of asking women out at work, most ending in rejection.</li><li>One notable story about being asked out by a former counselling client, which he declined due to ethics.</li><li>Discusses feelings of missed connections, awkward elevator moments, and office gossip.</li><li>Emphasizes the emotional risks and awkwardness of workplace romance.</li></ul>🤡 Humor &amp; Sarcasm<br /><ul><li>Jason consistently mixes self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, even in mundane moments (e.g., admiring his own fart jokes or calling Vinnie a “cheeky monkey”).</li><li>Regularly breaks into playful voices or pretends to be other characters.</li></ul>💡 Random Psychology “Facts”<br /><ul><li>Reads and jokes about supposed “interesting psychological facts” found online.<ul><li>Examples: “Looking at someone's mouth means they want to kiss you” or “opposites don't attract.”</li></ul></li><li>Uses them as a springboard for philosophical reflection and more personal stories.</li></ul>🧠 Mental Health &amp; Counselling Insights<br /><ul><li>Jason shares past experiences working as a counsellor.</li><li>Reflects on:<ul><li>Ethical responsibilities.</li><li>Emotional challenges of ending client relationships.</li><li>How mental health services dried up due to lack of funding.</li><li>His own regret about missed romantic opportunities.</li></ul></li></ul>🎤 Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Encourages self-kindness:<br />"Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe."</li><li>Ends with a warm sign-off: “Lots of love, bye.”</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Overall Vibe This is classic Jason Newland:<br /><ul><li>Wandering, relaxed storytelling.</li><li>Warm humor and introspection.</li><li>No pressure, no agenda—just soothing human connection through meandering thought.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68042434</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 10:57:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68042434/no_music_10_hours_1455_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_7th_october_2025.mp3" length="280697066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💤  "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" - Oct 6, 2025 

Host: Jason Newland
Theme: A personal and meandering bedtime monologue designed to lull listeners to sleep through gentle, low-energy rambling.

🐶 Opening Moments

- Jason welcomes listeners to his podcast...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>💤  "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" - Oct 6, 2025 </b><br /><br /><b>Hos</b>t: Jason Newland<br /><b>Theme</b>: A personal and meandering bedtime monologue designed to lull listeners to sleep through gentle, low-energy rambling.<br /><br />🐶 Opening Moments<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners to his podcast and introduces himself.</li><li>His dog, Vinnie, features immediately with whining for more sausages.</li><li>The tone is light, cozy, and conversational from the start.</li></ul>📅 What Day Is It Again?<br /><ul><li>Jason muses on the day—confirms it is Monday, Oct 6, 2025, even though he initially questions it.</li><li>He introduces the theme of the day: Website promotion.</li></ul>🌐 Website &amp; Review Updates<br /><ul><li>Jason shares he's been working on:<ul><li>Collecting comments and reviews from YouTube and Facebook to post on his website.</li><li>He estimates 250+ reviews now on the site.</li><li>Mentions humorous fake review by "Vinnie" complaining that Jason ignores him.</li></ul></li></ul>🙏 Shoutouts &amp; Thank Yous<br /><ul><li>Thanks Paul for a kind PayPal donation.</li><li>Shoutouts to Laura, Christine, and others from his community for their support and feedback.</li><li>Encourages listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&amp;A Friday (Oct 10, 2025).</li></ul>📊 Website Analytics &amp; Facebook Ads<br /><ul><li>Sets up analytics on his website for the first time.<ul><li>Is pleasantly surprised to learn people are visiting.</li></ul></li><li>Launches two Facebook ads:<ol><li>To promote his podcast website.</li><li>To promote the "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" Facebook group.</li></ol></li><li>Shares early results:<ul><li>A few dozen views but no link clicks yet.</li><li>Ads cost about 34–44 pence so far.</li></ul></li></ul>📱 Reflections on Tech &amp; Social Media<br /><ul><li>Talks about getting locked out of Facebook while setting up the ads.</li><li>Surprised by Facebook group engagement increase (451%).</li><li>Frustrated by trying to find old comments over 7 years of posts.</li><li>Discusses using insights and stats from his Facebook group and website.</li></ul>🍦 Food, Ice Cream, and Yogurt Rants<br /><ul><li>Discusses cravings for chocolate, Cornettos, and strawberry yogurt.</li><li>Shares quirky stories about feeding Vinnie bits of ice cream.</li><li>Recalls pouring yogurt on his own head in a vlog during a “manic” 2011 phase.</li></ul>📱 Android vs Apple<br /><ul><li>Gave away a relatively new Android phone to a neighbor.</li><li>Staunchly prefers iPhones and doesn’t want to relearn Android.</li></ul>💬 Reflections on YouTube &amp; Viewership<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about spending £200 on YouTube ads years ago and being banned.</li><li>Feels his format doesn’t quite match the YouTube “style” but keeps uploading podcasts there.</li></ul>🤓 Commentary on Online Culture<br /><ul><li>Shares humorous gripes about:<ul><li>AI-generated Facebook posts &amp; Quora content.</li><li>People complaining about music or background noises in his podcasts.</li><li>Strange questions and spam on the internet.</li></ul></li></ul>💘 Work-Based Relationships &amp; Dating Tales A significant portion is a long, nostalgic reflection on past romantic relationships and workplace crushes:<br /><ul><li>Shares numerous stories of asking women out at work, most ending in rejection.</li><li>One notable story about being asked out by a former counselling client, which he declined due to ethics.</li><li>Discusses feelings of missed connections, awkward elevator moments, and office gossip.</li><li>Emphasizes the emotional risks and awkwardness of workplace romance.</li></ul>🤡 Humor &amp; Sarcasm<br /><ul><li>Jason consistently mixes self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, even in mundane moments (e.g., admiring his own fart jokes or calling Vinnie a “cheeky monkey”).</li><li>Regularly breaks into playful voices or pretends to be other characters.</li></ul>💡 Random Psychology “Facts”<br /><ul><li>Reads and jokes about supposed...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtimepodcast,boringpodcast,britishaccent,calmtalk,fallasleeppodcast,funnypodcast,gentlestorytelling,hypnosispodcast,insomniarelief,jasonnewland,letmeboreyoutosleep,personalmonologue,podcasttosleep,ramblingpodcast,relaxationpodcast,sleepaid,sleeppodcast,sleeptalkdown,soothingvoice,vinnythedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e9f3fbb5706704ab4e0f8fa04d4c64d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1454-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--68012416</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68012416</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2025 14:13:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68012416/no_music_10_hours_1454_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_4th_october_2025.mp3" length="283261229" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>35408</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,boringpodcast,edsheeran,episode1454,fallasleepfast,gingers,humor,inclusion,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,mindfulness,paralympics,podcast,readybrek,relaxation,sleephypnosis,uk,whisperpodcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02dc7891e0c0abbe6922b40ca4b14325.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1453-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--68003452</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) </b><br />is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&amp;A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes &amp; Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.</li><li>He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.</li><li>Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.</li><li>Explains Q&amp;A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.</li></ul>Meta-Podcast Talk (10:00 – 20:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.</li><li>Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.</li><li>Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.</li></ul>Everyday Tangents (20:00 – 35:00)<br /><ul><li>Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.</li><li>Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.</li><li>Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.</li></ul>ChatGPT Experiment (35:00 – 55:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.</li><li>Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.</li><li>Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.</li></ul>Answering the Question – Neighbors (55:00 – 1:07:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.<ul><li>One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).</li><li>One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).</li></ul></li><li>Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.</li><li>Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.</li></ul>Reflections on Change &amp; Community (1:07:00 – 1:15:00)<br /><ul><li>Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.</li><li>Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.</li><li>Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”</li></ul>Daily Life &amp; Random Observations (1:15:00 – 1:26:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).</li><li>Complains about rising grocery prices.</li><li>Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).</li><li>Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.</li></ul>Closing (1:26:00 – 1:31:00)<br /><ul><li>Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).</li><li>Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.</li></ul>Overall Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.</li><li>Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.</li><li>Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.</li></ul>✨ In short: This episode blends Jason’s classic sleepy rambling style with a surprisingly reflective discussion about neighbors, AI imitation of his voice, and how his living environment is slowly changing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68003452</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 19:24:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68003452/no_music_10_hours_1453_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_3rd_october_2025.mp3" length="281229101" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) 
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><b>Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) </b><br />is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&amp;A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes &amp; Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.</li><li>He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.</li><li>Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.</li><li>Explains Q&amp;A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.</li></ul>Meta-Podcast Talk (10:00 – 20:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.</li><li>Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.</li><li>Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.</li></ul>Everyday Tangents (20:00 – 35:00)<br /><ul><li>Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.</li><li>Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.</li><li>Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.</li></ul>ChatGPT Experiment (35:00 – 55:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.</li><li>Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.</li><li>Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.</li></ul>Answering the Question – Neighbors (55:00 – 1:07:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.<ul><li>One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).</li><li>One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).</li></ul></li><li>Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.</li><li>Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.</li></ul>Reflections on Change &amp; Community (1:07:00 – 1:15:00)<br /><ul><li>Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.</li><li>Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.</li><li>Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”</li></ul>Daily Life &amp; Random Observations (1:15:00 – 1:26:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).</li><li>Complains about rising grocery prices.</li><li>Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).</li><li>Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.</li></ul>Closing (1:26:00 – 1:31:00)<br /><ul><li>Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).</li><li>Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.</li></ul>Overall Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.</li><li>Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.</li><li>Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.</li></ul>✨ In short: This episode...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35154</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,asmr,bedtime,bigbrother,boringpodcast,britishhumor,chatgpt,dog,fallasleepfast,insomnia,jasonnewland,newneighbors,qandafriday,rain,rambling,relaxation,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,turboscribe,vinnie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/092b9435036669a0637b3bc9bb43628b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1452 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1452-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67996715</link><description><![CDATA[<b>#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025) </b><br /><br />Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps<br /><ul><li>00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.</li><li>01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).</li><li>07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.</li><li>14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.</li><li>16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”</li><li>22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains &amp; hoping for quieter winter nights.</li><li>34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”</li><li>40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.</li><li>45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&amp;A Friday.</li><li>48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67996715</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 08:13:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67996715/no_music_10_hours_1452_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_3rd_october_2025.mp3" length="281568362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025) 

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025) </b><br /><br />Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps<br /><ul><li>00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.</li><li>01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).</li><li>07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.</li><li>14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.</li><li>16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”</li><li>22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains &amp; hoping for quieter winter nights.</li><li>34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”</li><li>40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.</li><li>45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&amp;A Friday.</li><li>48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35196</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,bigbrother,boringpodcast,calm,dog,fallasleepfast,insomnia,jasonnewland,mcenroe,mindfulness,morning,podcast,relaxation,sharonosbourne,sleephypnosis,sleeppodcast,uk,vinnie,whisper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5e54d5be8d16eff71f5b7f4f8b810adb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1451 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1451-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67991158</link><description><![CDATA[<b>Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean &amp; Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025) </b><br /><br />Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear<br /><ul><li>Trapped in recliners &amp; squeaky desk chaos</li><li>Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga</li><li>Café fart incident &amp; “acting natural” lesson</li><li>Violin recital embarrassment as a kid</li><li>Podbean relaunch &amp; SoundCloud stats spike</li><li>Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons</li><li>Big Brother viewing routine</li><li>Listening to his own shows for relaxation</li><li>Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats</li></ul>Timestamps<br /><ul><li>0:01 Intro, squeaky desk &amp; chair</li><li>3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray</li><li>5:00 Door locks, left in underwear &amp; vest</li><li>10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception</li><li>14:25 Café queue fart incident</li><li>21:00 Violin recital disaster</li><li>24:50 Starting again on Podbean</li><li>29:59 SoundCloud stats surge</li><li>31:39 Buzzsprout pricing &amp; limits</li><li>47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list</li><li>1:10:00 Podcast images &amp; logos</li><li>1:18:00 Q&amp;A Friday reminder</li><li>1:21:20 Be kind to yourself</li></ul>🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)<br />(no music) Standard ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67990971/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(no music) 5 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991013/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(no music) 10 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991014/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) Standard ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991029/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) 5 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991119/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) 10 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991118/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br /><br />Call to action Got a question for Q&amp;A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.<br /><br />👉 Listen to more free episodes &amp; downloads at: <a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />👉 Join <b>Jason Newland's Boring Group</b> on Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67991158</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 21:32:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67991158/no_music_10_hours_1451_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_2nd_october_2025.mp3" length="281583149" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean &amp;amp; Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025) 

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b>Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean &amp; Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025) </b><br /><br />Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear<br /><ul><li>Trapped in recliners &amp; squeaky desk chaos</li><li>Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga</li><li>Café fart incident &amp; “acting natural” lesson</li><li>Violin recital embarrassment as a kid</li><li>Podbean relaunch &amp; SoundCloud stats spike</li><li>Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons</li><li>Big Brother viewing routine</li><li>Listening to his own shows for relaxation</li><li>Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats</li></ul>Timestamps<br /><ul><li>0:01 Intro, squeaky desk &amp; chair</li><li>3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray</li><li>5:00 Door locks, left in underwear &amp; vest</li><li>10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception</li><li>14:25 Café queue fart incident</li><li>21:00 Violin recital disaster</li><li>24:50 Starting again on Podbean</li><li>29:59 SoundCloud stats surge</li><li>31:39 Buzzsprout pricing &amp; limits</li><li>47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list</li><li>1:10:00 Podcast images &amp; logos</li><li>1:18:00 Q&amp;A Friday reminder</li><li>1:21:20 Be kind to yourself</li></ul>🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)<br />(no music) Standard ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67990971/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(no music) 5 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991013/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(no music) 10 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991014/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) Standard ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991029/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) 5 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991119/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br />(music) 10 hours ► [<a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67991118/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>]<br /><br />Call to action Got a question for Q&amp;A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.<br /><br />👉 Listen to more free episodes &amp; downloads at: <a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br />👉 Join <b>Jason Newland's Boring Group</b> on Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595</a><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35198</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,bigbrother,boring,buzzsprout,calming,embarrassing,episode1451,fallasleep,harrogate,hypnosis,insomnia,jasonnewland,lmbyts,podbean,podcast,relaxation,sleep,soundcloud,squeaky,ukpodcaster</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f63741f38db74329b0393053dc053ce1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1450 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1450-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[💤 Title: #1450 – Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 2nd October 2025 <br />https://www.jasonnewland.com/<br />🕰 Duration: 55 minutes, 55 seconds<br />🎤 Speaker: Jason Newland<br />📍 Transcript link<br /><br />🌙 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" is a slow, rambling monologue from Jason Newland, perfect for falling asleep to. It includes:<br /><br />🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness &amp; Rambling Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Jason talks about checking his podcast stats right after waking up and jokes about not being able to spell or see properly in the morning.</li><li>He’s concerned about his squeaky desk possibly annoying the neighbors.</li><li>Casual updates about his Facebook group and his usual call for questions for the upcoming “Q&amp;A Friday.”</li></ul>😴 Dream Recollection (A large portion of the episode) Jason recalls a vivid, surreal dream where:<br /><ul><li>He’s stranded in a foreign country (possibly India) with a group of people.</li><li>Someone asks him to pay 10,000 (not pounds, unspecified currency) for 10 people.</li><li>He agrees but then realizes he can’t access his money because his bank might block international transactions.</li><li>He plans to transfer funds to a friend’s account but finds out his friend also didn’t inform their bank.</li><li>Eventually, they stay in strange concrete structures by the sea.</li><li>Later in the dream, he’s sweeping up after what seems like a party and reflects that this could be a metaphor for “clearing out the past.”</li></ul>🌀 Meta-dreaming: At one point, he becomes aware he's dreaming while still dreaming — observing and interpreting the metaphor from within the dream.<br /><br />🎨 ChatGPT Image Frustrations Jason shares his struggles using ChatGPT to generate an image for a podcast episode:<br /><ul><li>He wanted an image with 9 world flags to thank listeners worldwide.</li><li>He humorously vents about ChatGPT giving him the wrong image sizes (square instead of 1400x1200) and incorrect flags.</li><li>The worst offender: the Mexican flag. Instead of an eagle with a snake, he ends up with what looks like “a bowl of rice” or a “hazelnut.”</li></ul>🌍 Listener Appreciation<br /><ul><li>He emphasizes his gratitude to listeners across different countries and platforms.</li><li>Mentions a specific listener, Philomena, who joined the Facebook group recently.</li></ul>🎥 Nicole Kidman Deep Dive Jason spirals into a long reflection about Nicole Kidman:<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about movies she was in, especially The Others — which he loved.</li><li>Complains about not finding a proper filmography listing online.</li><li>Lists other Kidman movies he hasn’t seen because he’s not into romantic dramas or serious films.</li><li>Recalls she starred in Bewitched and was surprised to remember it.</li><li>Shares feelings of nostalgia seeing once-youthful actors now older.</li></ul>🎶 The Dinosaur Song Mystery<br /><ul><li>Jason obsesses over a vague memory of a 90s song involving dinosaurs sung by a famous model or actress.</li><li>He can't remember the name and gets frustrated Googling it, mistakenly recalling “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was), but insists there was another version.</li><li>Laments how the internet "sometimes forgets things," even ones he thinks were big hits.</li></ul>🍳 Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>After nearly an hour of gentle rambling, Jason wraps up with his signature kind message:<ul><li>“Be kind to yourself, you deserve to be happy.”</li><li>“Be gentle with yourself, you deserve to feel safe.”</li><li>“Lots of love.”</li></ul></li></ul>☁️ Overall Vibe: Soft, comforting, reflective, and slightly surreal — full of tangents and daydreams, perfect for sleep or deep relaxation. It’s quintessential Jason: a meandering blend of dreams, personal musings, technical annoyances, and heartfelt appreciation for his audience.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67982904</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 08:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67982904/no_music_10_hours_1450_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_2nd_october_2025.mp3" length="281602670" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💤 Title: #1450 – Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 2nd October 2025 
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🕰 Duration: 55 minutes, 55 seconds
🎤 Speaker: Jason Newland
📍 Transcript link

🌙 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" is a slow,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💤 Title: #1450 – Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 2nd October 2025 <br />https://www.jasonnewland.com/<br />🕰 Duration: 55 minutes, 55 seconds<br />🎤 Speaker: Jason Newland<br />📍 Transcript link<br /><br />🌙 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" is a slow, rambling monologue from Jason Newland, perfect for falling asleep to. It includes:<br /><br />🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness &amp; Rambling Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Jason talks about checking his podcast stats right after waking up and jokes about not being able to spell or see properly in the morning.</li><li>He’s concerned about his squeaky desk possibly annoying the neighbors.</li><li>Casual updates about his Facebook group and his usual call for questions for the upcoming “Q&amp;A Friday.”</li></ul>😴 Dream Recollection (A large portion of the episode) Jason recalls a vivid, surreal dream where:<br /><ul><li>He’s stranded in a foreign country (possibly India) with a group of people.</li><li>Someone asks him to pay 10,000 (not pounds, unspecified currency) for 10 people.</li><li>He agrees but then realizes he can’t access his money because his bank might block international transactions.</li><li>He plans to transfer funds to a friend’s account but finds out his friend also didn’t inform their bank.</li><li>Eventually, they stay in strange concrete structures by the sea.</li><li>Later in the dream, he’s sweeping up after what seems like a party and reflects that this could be a metaphor for “clearing out the past.”</li></ul>🌀 Meta-dreaming: At one point, he becomes aware he's dreaming while still dreaming — observing and interpreting the metaphor from within the dream.<br /><br />🎨 ChatGPT Image Frustrations Jason shares his struggles using ChatGPT to generate an image for a podcast episode:<br /><ul><li>He wanted an image with 9 world flags to thank listeners worldwide.</li><li>He humorously vents about ChatGPT giving him the wrong image sizes (square instead of 1400x1200) and incorrect flags.</li><li>The worst offender: the Mexican flag. Instead of an eagle with a snake, he ends up with what looks like “a bowl of rice” or a “hazelnut.”</li></ul>🌍 Listener Appreciation<br /><ul><li>He emphasizes his gratitude to listeners across different countries and platforms.</li><li>Mentions a specific listener, Philomena, who joined the Facebook group recently.</li></ul>🎥 Nicole Kidman Deep Dive Jason spirals into a long reflection about Nicole Kidman:<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about movies she was in, especially The Others — which he loved.</li><li>Complains about not finding a proper filmography listing online.</li><li>Lists other Kidman movies he hasn’t seen because he’s not into romantic dramas or serious films.</li><li>Recalls she starred in Bewitched and was surprised to remember it.</li><li>Shares feelings of nostalgia seeing once-youthful actors now older.</li></ul>🎶 The Dinosaur Song Mystery<br /><ul><li>Jason obsesses over a vague memory of a 90s song involving dinosaurs sung by a famous model or actress.</li><li>He can't remember the name and gets frustrated Googling it, mistakenly recalling “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was), but insists there was another version.</li><li>Laments how the internet "sometimes forgets things," even ones he thinks were big hits.</li></ul>🍳 Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>After nearly an hour of gentle rambling, Jason wraps up with his signature kind message:<ul><li>“Be kind to yourself, you deserve to be happy.”</li><li>“Be gentle with yourself, you deserve to feel safe.”</li><li>“Lots of love.”</li></ul></li></ul>☁️ Overall Vibe: Soft, comforting, reflective, and slightly surreal — full of tangents and daydreams, perfect for sleep or deep relaxation. It’s quintessential Jason: a meandering blend of dreams, personal musings, technical annoyances, and heartfelt appreciation for his audience.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35201</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,bore,calm,consciousness,dream,guided,jason,let,me,newland,of,podcast,relaxation,sleep,stream,talk,to,voice,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cb05a364ea9f2bd2c80fcf8dcfd2601d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1449 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1449-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025<br />https://www.jasonnewland.com/<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's personal, global, sometimes random — and always spoken in his signature meandering, relaxing style.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes: 1. Podcasting Life &amp; Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses the routine of creating content: recording, editing, uploading, adding metadata, and promoting.</li><li>Reflects on the unexpected popularity of certain episodes (like the Whisper recordings with 30+ hours of audio).</li><li>He talks about how podcasting gives him a sense of purpose and contribution, even during emotionally difficult times.</li></ul>2. Global Listener Stats<br /><br />🌍 Jason dives deep into geolocation data for his podcast listeners:<br /><ul><li>Top countries: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Ireland, Germany, France, Norway, and more.</li><li>Top cities: From Bristol, San Jose, and Kitchener to Oslo, Paris, Madrid, and Tokyo.</li><li>Reads out listener locations with enthusiasm and warmth — almost like shout-outs to his global community.</li><li>Discusses stats across platforms like SoundCloud and Spreaker, expressing gratitude for the 800,000+ listens in the past year.</li></ul>3. Personal Stories &amp; Memories Jason reminisces about:<br /><ul><li>His time in Ireland, including living in Carlow with his friend Andre’s family.</li><li>Almost dating Andre’s cousin, who was part of a witchcraft coven — including an eerie invitation to a forest ceremony.</li><li>Witnessing a street fight in Carlow involving 50+ people, which made him question staying there.</li><li>Early job interviews for hot, physically demanding jobs (e.g., dry cleaning and meat processing) that didn’t work out.</li></ul>4. Random Yet Relatable Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Vinny the dog features prominently, squeaking and seeking attention.</li><li>Talks about scrambled eggs, sore backs, running into neighbors, and nostalgic references to TV shows like Diff’rent Strokes.</li><li>Shares memories of working in pubs, struggling to understand drunk customers, and even reflections on condom expiration dates (!).</li></ul>5. Philosophical Notes<br /><ul><li>Describes how some past resentments have naturally faded over time — not through effort, but by losing emotional significance.</li><li>Explores the importance of gratitude, sharing joy, and spreading the podcast to reach more people.</li></ul>🔄 Structure:<br /><ul><li>Intro with Vinny and a bit of rambling (as expected!)</li><li>Updates on podcasting workflow</li><li>Detailed audience stats &amp; geographic breakdown</li><li>Storytime &amp; memories (Ireland especially)</li><li>Funny tangents and mini-rants</li><li>Gratitude and sign-off</li></ul>🎯 Takeaways:<br /><ul><li>Jason’s podcast is both a relaxation tool and a journal of sorts.</li><li>He is deeply connected to his listeners, valuing each play/download.</li><li>This episode feels like a mix of comedy, comfort, therapy, and storytelling.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67974769</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 19:23:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67974769/no_music_10_hours_1449_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_1st_october_2025.mp3" length="281861867" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🧘‍♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025<br />https://www.jasonnewland.com/<br /><br />🧘‍♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's personal, global, sometimes random — and always spoken in his signature meandering, relaxing style.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes: 1. Podcasting Life &amp; Reflections<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses the routine of creating content: recording, editing, uploading, adding metadata, and promoting.</li><li>Reflects on the unexpected popularity of certain episodes (like the Whisper recordings with 30+ hours of audio).</li><li>He talks about how podcasting gives him a sense of purpose and contribution, even during emotionally difficult times.</li></ul>2. Global Listener Stats<br /><br />🌍 Jason dives deep into geolocation data for his podcast listeners:<br /><ul><li>Top countries: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Ireland, Germany, France, Norway, and more.</li><li>Top cities: From Bristol, San Jose, and Kitchener to Oslo, Paris, Madrid, and Tokyo.</li><li>Reads out listener locations with enthusiasm and warmth — almost like shout-outs to his global community.</li><li>Discusses stats across platforms like SoundCloud and Spreaker, expressing gratitude for the 800,000+ listens in the past year.</li></ul>3. Personal Stories &amp; Memories Jason reminisces about:<br /><ul><li>His time in Ireland, including living in Carlow with his friend Andre’s family.</li><li>Almost dating Andre’s cousin, who was part of a witchcraft coven — including an eerie invitation to a forest ceremony.</li><li>Witnessing a street fight in Carlow involving 50+ people, which made him question staying there.</li><li>Early job interviews for hot, physically demanding jobs (e.g., dry cleaning and meat processing) that didn’t work out.</li></ul>4. Random Yet Relatable Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Vinny the dog features prominently, squeaking and seeking attention.</li><li>Talks about scrambled eggs, sore backs, running into neighbors, and nostalgic references to TV shows like Diff’rent Strokes.</li><li>Shares memories of working in pubs, struggling to understand drunk customers, and even reflections on condom expiration dates (!).</li></ul>5. Philosophical Notes<br /><ul><li>Describes how some past resentments have naturally faded over time — not through effort, but by losing emotional significance.</li><li>Explores the importance of gratitude, sharing joy, and spreading the podcast to reach more people.</li></ul>🔄 Structure:<br /><ul><li>Intro with Vinny and a bit of rambling (as expected!)</li><li>Updates on podcasting workflow</li><li>Detailed audience stats &amp; geographic breakdown</li><li>Storytime &amp; memories (Ireland especially)</li><li>Funny tangents and mini-rants</li><li>Gratitude and sign-off</li></ul>🎯 Takeaways:<br /><ul><li>Jason’s podcast is both a relaxation tool and a journal of sorts.</li><li>He is deeply connected to his listeners, valuing each play/download.</li><li>This episode feels like a mix of comedy, comfort, therapy, and storytelling.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35233</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,bore,boring,fall,help,insomnia,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,relaxation,sleep,spoken,stories,to,word,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9fd99d117c43a9dbfd420acd957427e0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1448-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025<br />https://jasonnewland.com/<br />🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4242390849033722127" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:<br /><br />🔹 Opening &amp; Gratitude (0:00–2:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.</li><li>He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.</li><li>He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.</li></ul>🔹 Morning Routine &amp; Commentary on News (2:00–4:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.</li><li>He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”</li></ul>🔹 Judgment &amp; Self-Esteem (4:00–6:00)<br /><ul><li>Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.</li><li>Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.</li></ul>🔹 Online Distractions (6:00–9:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.</li><li>Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.</li><li>Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.</li></ul>🔹 YouTube &amp; Podcast Stats (10:00–15:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.</li><li>Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.</li><li>Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.</li></ul>🔹 Random Thoughts &amp; Childhood Jokes (15:00–18:00)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”</li><li>Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.</li><li>Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.</li></ul>🔹 Neighbors, Nostalgia, &amp; a Dash of Weirdness (18:00–22:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."</li><li>Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.</li></ul>🔹 TV Talk: Big Brother UK (22:00–26:00)<br /><ul><li>He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.</li><li>Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."</li><li>Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!</li></ul>🔹 Conflict is Interesting (26:00–28:00)<br /><ul><li>Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.</li><li>Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.</li></ul>🔹 Self-Hypnosis &amp; Sleep (28:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.</li><li>Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.</li></ul>🔹 More News, More Rambling (30:00–33:00)<br /><ul><li>Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.</li><li>Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.</li></ul>🔹 Closing Remarks (33:00–34:53)<br /><ul><li>Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).</li><li>Invites listeners to join the group.</li><li>Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”</li></ul>☕ Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.</li><li>Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.</li><li>Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67964727</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 10:13:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67964727/no_music_10_hours_1448_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_1st_october_2025.mp3" length="282752045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
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📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025<br />https://jasonnewland.com/<br />🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/4242390849033722127" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View Transcript</a><br /><br />📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:<br /><br />🔹 Opening &amp; Gratitude (0:00–2:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.</li><li>He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.</li><li>He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.</li></ul>🔹 Morning Routine &amp; Commentary on News (2:00–4:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.</li><li>He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”</li></ul>🔹 Judgment &amp; Self-Esteem (4:00–6:00)<br /><ul><li>Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.</li><li>Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.</li></ul>🔹 Online Distractions (6:00–9:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.</li><li>Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.</li><li>Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.</li></ul>🔹 YouTube &amp; Podcast Stats (10:00–15:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.</li><li>Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.</li><li>Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.</li></ul>🔹 Random Thoughts &amp; Childhood Jokes (15:00–18:00)<br /><ul><li>Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”</li><li>Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.</li><li>Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.</li></ul>🔹 Neighbors, Nostalgia, &amp; a Dash of Weirdness (18:00–22:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."</li><li>Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.</li></ul>🔹 TV Talk: Big Brother UK (22:00–26:00)<br /><ul><li>He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.</li><li>Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."</li><li>Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!</li></ul>🔹 Conflict is Interesting (26:00–28:00)<br /><ul><li>Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.</li><li>Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.</li></ul>🔹 Self-Hypnosis &amp; Sleep (28:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.</li><li>Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.</li></ul>🔹 More News, More Rambling (30:00–33:00)<br /><ul><li>Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.</li><li>Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.</li></ul>🔹 Closing Remarks (33:00–34:53)<br /><ul><li>Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).</li><li>Invites listeners to join the...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35344</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>`asmr`,`bedtime,bore,`calming,`guided,hypnosis`,`jason,`let,listening`,me,`mental,newland`,podcast`,`relaxation`,`sleep,sleep`,to,voice`,`whisper,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cc42ab5b5c1c7c506d4a7ef18b5cc757.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1447 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1447-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[📄 "#1447 Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 30th September 2025"<br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 27 minutes<br /><br />🎧 View full transcript on TurboScribe<br /><br />🧘 Overview This episode continues the familiar calming and rambling style of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, blending personal anecdotes, gentle self-deprecation, introspection, and nostalgic TV trivia. The host, Jason Newland, shares details from his day, a mental health appointment, his thoughts on aging, and an extensive dive into sitcoms from the 80s and 90s. The goal, as always, is to lull the listener into a state of rest through soothing but meandering storytelling.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Segments <br /><br />🧩 1. Mental Health &amp; Self-Reflection (0:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Big Brother obsession: Jokes about being so devoted that his friend learned not to interrupt during the show.</li><li>Mental health nurse phone appointment:<ul><li>Detailed discussion of his past and present psychological state.</li><li>The nurse suggests assessments for ADHD and possible autism.</li><li>Jason reflects on his communication habits, such as interrupting people and always connecting conversations back to himself.</li></ul></li><li>Insight into thought patterns:<ul><li>Describes having ongoing internal conversations.</li><li>Realizes his mind may be “chaotic inside” even though his external life feels stable.</li><li>Finds it refreshing to be asked how he thinks, not just what he thinks.</li></ul></li></ul>🪞 2. Aging &amp; Self-Image (23:00–33:00)<br /><ul><li>Uses an online photo age detector which claims he looks 60 years old (he’s 55).</li><li>Humorously plans to experiment with shaving hair/beard to “look younger” in photos.</li><li>Reflects on life at different decades: at 24, 34, 44, 55—tying these to places he lived or martial arts he practiced.</li></ul>📺 3. Pop Culture Nostalgia (35:00–end) A significant chunk of the episode is dedicated to nostalgic deep-dives into American and British sitcoms, including:<br /><br />📺 John Ritter &amp; Sitcoms:<br /><ul><li>Recalls Three’s Company, Hooperman, and Eight Simple Rules.</li><li>Lists Ritter's other roles and wonders why Three’s a Crowd didn’t last.</li><li>Shares memories of watching Hooperman in the late ‘80s.</li></ul>📺 Step by Step:<br /><ul><li>Fond memories of watching it daily in 1994.</li><li>Correctly remembers casting details and crossover with Dallas (Patrick Duffy).</li><li>Notes that critics disliked the show, but he found it funny.</li></ul>🧨 Sledge Hammer!:<br /><ul><li>Declares it one of his favorite shows.</li><li>Breaks down its satirical nature, spoofing Dirty Harry.</li><li>Praises its absurd humor and criticizes how it's underappreciated.</li></ul>🩺 Other shows:<br /><ul><li>Mentions Nurses, Scrubs, The Golden Girls, King of the Hill, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.</li><li>Expresses surprise over how some shows “disappear” from TV despite being funny.</li></ul>🐾 Personal Notes &amp; Side Comments<br /><ul><li>Several loving mentions of Vinny (his dog), including his evening walk routine and issues with walking him in the dark.</li><li>Tangents on:<ul><li>Streetlights turning off at midnight and how dark it gets.</li><li>Razors being too expensive (£16!)</li><li>Annoyance with actors’ bad English accents in US sitcoms.</li><li>Frustration over sitcoms not being shown in order on UK television.</li></ul></li></ul>🎯 Takeaway Vibe Jason blends sincere vulnerability with comedic rambling in this episode. The mental health appointment becomes a jumping-off point for musings on identity, neurodivergence, social behavior, and memory. It's a mellow, engaging monologue designed to be calming but rich in personality. There’s a lot of warmth, humor, and relatable insecurity about aging and being understood.<br /><br />⭐ Notable Quotes<br /> “You can't have a go at someone for not knowing where their blind spots are, because they can’t see them. They’re blind spots.”<br /><br />“It’s not that I talk slowly — it’s that I pick my words carefully.”<br /><br />“Being 60 has its benefits. But I'm 55. I want to look 55. Not 60.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67957195</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 21:57:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67957195/no_music_10_hours_1447_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_30th_september_2025.mp3" length="280172009" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>📄 "#1447 Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 30th September 2025"
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🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 27 minutes

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🧘 Overview This episode continues the familiar calming and rambling style of Let Me Bore You...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[📄 "#1447 Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 30th September 2025"<br /><a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 27 minutes<br /><br />🎧 View full transcript on TurboScribe<br /><br />🧘 Overview This episode continues the familiar calming and rambling style of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, blending personal anecdotes, gentle self-deprecation, introspection, and nostalgic TV trivia. The host, Jason Newland, shares details from his day, a mental health appointment, his thoughts on aging, and an extensive dive into sitcoms from the 80s and 90s. The goal, as always, is to lull the listener into a state of rest through soothing but meandering storytelling.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Segments <br /><br />🧩 1. Mental Health &amp; Self-Reflection (0:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Big Brother obsession: Jokes about being so devoted that his friend learned not to interrupt during the show.</li><li>Mental health nurse phone appointment:<ul><li>Detailed discussion of his past and present psychological state.</li><li>The nurse suggests assessments for ADHD and possible autism.</li><li>Jason reflects on his communication habits, such as interrupting people and always connecting conversations back to himself.</li></ul></li><li>Insight into thought patterns:<ul><li>Describes having ongoing internal conversations.</li><li>Realizes his mind may be “chaotic inside” even though his external life feels stable.</li><li>Finds it refreshing to be asked how he thinks, not just what he thinks.</li></ul></li></ul>🪞 2. Aging &amp; Self-Image (23:00–33:00)<br /><ul><li>Uses an online photo age detector which claims he looks 60 years old (he’s 55).</li><li>Humorously plans to experiment with shaving hair/beard to “look younger” in photos.</li><li>Reflects on life at different decades: at 24, 34, 44, 55—tying these to places he lived or martial arts he practiced.</li></ul>📺 3. Pop Culture Nostalgia (35:00–end) A significant chunk of the episode is dedicated to nostalgic deep-dives into American and British sitcoms, including:<br /><br />📺 John Ritter &amp; Sitcoms:<br /><ul><li>Recalls Three’s Company, Hooperman, and Eight Simple Rules.</li><li>Lists Ritter's other roles and wonders why Three’s a Crowd didn’t last.</li><li>Shares memories of watching Hooperman in the late ‘80s.</li></ul>📺 Step by Step:<br /><ul><li>Fond memories of watching it daily in 1994.</li><li>Correctly remembers casting details and crossover with Dallas (Patrick Duffy).</li><li>Notes that critics disliked the show, but he found it funny.</li></ul>🧨 Sledge Hammer!:<br /><ul><li>Declares it one of his favorite shows.</li><li>Breaks down its satirical nature, spoofing Dirty Harry.</li><li>Praises its absurd humor and criticizes how it's underappreciated.</li></ul>🩺 Other shows:<br /><ul><li>Mentions Nurses, Scrubs, The Golden Girls, King of the Hill, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.</li><li>Expresses surprise over how some shows “disappear” from TV despite being funny.</li></ul>🐾 Personal Notes &amp; Side Comments<br /><ul><li>Several loving mentions of Vinny (his dog), including his evening walk routine and issues with walking him in the dark.</li><li>Tangents on:<ul><li>Streetlights turning off at midnight and how dark it gets.</li><li>Razors being too expensive (£16!)</li><li>Annoyance with actors’ bad English accents in US sitcoms.</li><li>Frustration over sitcoms not being shown in order on UK television.</li></ul></li></ul>🎯 Takeaway Vibe Jason blends sincere vulnerability with comedic rambling in this episode. The mental health appointment becomes a jumping-off point for musings on identity, neurodivergence, social behavior, and memory. It's a mellow, engaging monologue designed to be calming but rich in personality. There’s a lot of warmth, humor, and relatable insecurity about aging and being understood.<br /><br />⭐ Notable Quotes<br /> “You can't have a go at someone for not knowing where...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35022</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asleep,bedtime,bore,down,fall,jason,let,me,mental,newland,podcast,rambling,relaxing,sleep,spoken,talk,to,word,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bd55bca25a359e878f44b950fa301fa2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1446 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1446-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA["#1446 Whisper – Let me bore you to sleep – 30th September 2025"<br />Duration: 48 minutes, 15 seconds<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />🔗 View Full Transcript<br /><br />🧠 Overall Theme This episode is a classic Jason Newland ramble: part gentle ASMR, part observational comedy, part stream-of-consciousness storytelling. It’s soothing, meandering, and filled with quirky personal anecdotes meant to lull the listener into a peaceful state of relaxation. 📚 Summary by Sections<br /><br />🌅 Opening &amp; Mood Setting (0:00–4:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason begins around 5am, mentioning he's tired and has a slight headache.</li><li>He humorously speculates that his dog, Vinny, might be punching him in his sleep.</li><li>Announces he has a call scheduled with his mental health nurse and jokes about the potential for being discharged if he misses it.</li></ul>📦 The Great Post Office Adventure (4:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>He needs to deposit money to pay bills.</li><li>Struggles mentally with leaving the house, finally books a taxi.</li><li>Shares a comical interaction with the taxi service operator: jokes about why they need to ask where he's going and riffs on the idea of taking a cab to Iraq.</li><li>Engages in a whimsical back-and-forth about where he’s from, jokingly offering his life story instead of just giving his address.</li><li>Adds absurd details like being asked how many nipples he has (as part of a “survey”).</li></ul>👵 Family Memories &amp; Cake Philosophy (20:00–25:00)<br /><ul><li>Fondly reminisces about his stepmother’s birthday and her cake-baking.</li><li>Reflects on how simple kindness like baking a cake can go a long way.</li><li>Humorously considers asking neighbors for cake at 3am as a “social experiment.”</li></ul>📞 Phone Calls &amp; Good News (25:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>A friend he recently helped (who was previously homeless) calls to share good news: he’s secured housing thanks to the money Jason gave him.</li><li>Jason is touched and proud that the support was used constructively.</li><li>Also shares that his dad’s treatment was successful – he got good health news from his step-mum via text.</li></ul>🏪 The Post Office Escapade (30:00–36:00)<br /><ul><li>Recounts arriving at a mini-post office inside a shop.</li><li>Has a slightly absurd interaction with a confused staff member about whether he really needs post office services.</li><li>More lighthearted banter about stats, prune juice, and awkward customer service vibes.</li><li>A lengthy riff about prunes vs. plums and how Adam and Eve wouldn’t have eaten plums because they’re gross (to him).</li></ul>🚕 Taxi Mix-up (36:00–40:00)<br /><ul><li>After leaving the shop, he nearly gets into the wrong taxi—mistaking a driver with long hair and a beard for his bald, bubble-pipe-blowing actual driver.</li><li>Describes the moment of mutual understanding that his driver does not want to talk and just wants to complete the trip in silence.</li></ul>📺 Interrupted Big Brother Time (40:00–46:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares frustration at a neighbor who interrupted his “Big Brother” viewing by asking to borrow cash in exchange for a bank transfer.</li><li>Takes Vinny for a walk to meet them and help out.</li><li>This derails his TV watching, forcing him to rewatch the episode later on a different channel.</li><li>Decides from now on, he will mute his phone during “Big Brother” unless it’s a family emergency.</li></ul>🫖 Closing Thoughts (46:00–48:15)<br /><ul><li>Talks about ordering groceries.</li><li>Mentions his plan for breakfast (Ready Brek and tea).</li><li>Signs off gently, reminding listeners to be kind to themselves and that they deserve happiness.</li></ul>💡 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Gentle, rambling, humorous.</li><li>A blend of cozy storytelling and light absurdism.</li><li>Filled with quirky side thoughts, digressions, and dry wit.</li></ul>✨ Highlights &amp; Quotables<br /><ul><li>"Charity starts at home… never understood that."</li><li>"Do you go to a kebab shop and ask, 'Do you sell kebabs?'"</li><li>"I’m not saying I’m like diarrhea, but you don’t want to keep thinking about it once it’s over."</li><li>"You can’t get juice out of a prune… or was it a plum?"</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67948944</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 10:35:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67948944/no_music_10_hours_1446_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_30th_september_2025.mp3" length="283932716" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"#1446 Whisper – Let me bore you to sleep – 30th September 2025"
Duration: 48 minutes, 15 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
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🧠 Overall Theme This episode is a classic Jason Newland ramble: part gentle ASMR, part observational comedy,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["#1446 Whisper – Let me bore you to sleep – 30th September 2025"<br />Duration: 48 minutes, 15 seconds<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />🔗 View Full Transcript<br /><br />🧠 Overall Theme This episode is a classic Jason Newland ramble: part gentle ASMR, part observational comedy, part stream-of-consciousness storytelling. It’s soothing, meandering, and filled with quirky personal anecdotes meant to lull the listener into a peaceful state of relaxation. 📚 Summary by Sections<br /><br />🌅 Opening &amp; Mood Setting (0:00–4:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason begins around 5am, mentioning he's tired and has a slight headache.</li><li>He humorously speculates that his dog, Vinny, might be punching him in his sleep.</li><li>Announces he has a call scheduled with his mental health nurse and jokes about the potential for being discharged if he misses it.</li></ul>📦 The Great Post Office Adventure (4:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>He needs to deposit money to pay bills.</li><li>Struggles mentally with leaving the house, finally books a taxi.</li><li>Shares a comical interaction with the taxi service operator: jokes about why they need to ask where he's going and riffs on the idea of taking a cab to Iraq.</li><li>Engages in a whimsical back-and-forth about where he’s from, jokingly offering his life story instead of just giving his address.</li><li>Adds absurd details like being asked how many nipples he has (as part of a “survey”).</li></ul>👵 Family Memories &amp; Cake Philosophy (20:00–25:00)<br /><ul><li>Fondly reminisces about his stepmother’s birthday and her cake-baking.</li><li>Reflects on how simple kindness like baking a cake can go a long way.</li><li>Humorously considers asking neighbors for cake at 3am as a “social experiment.”</li></ul>📞 Phone Calls &amp; Good News (25:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>A friend he recently helped (who was previously homeless) calls to share good news: he’s secured housing thanks to the money Jason gave him.</li><li>Jason is touched and proud that the support was used constructively.</li><li>Also shares that his dad’s treatment was successful – he got good health news from his step-mum via text.</li></ul>🏪 The Post Office Escapade (30:00–36:00)<br /><ul><li>Recounts arriving at a mini-post office inside a shop.</li><li>Has a slightly absurd interaction with a confused staff member about whether he really needs post office services.</li><li>More lighthearted banter about stats, prune juice, and awkward customer service vibes.</li><li>A lengthy riff about prunes vs. plums and how Adam and Eve wouldn’t have eaten plums because they’re gross (to him).</li></ul>🚕 Taxi Mix-up (36:00–40:00)<br /><ul><li>After leaving the shop, he nearly gets into the wrong taxi—mistaking a driver with long hair and a beard for his bald, bubble-pipe-blowing actual driver.</li><li>Describes the moment of mutual understanding that his driver does not want to talk and just wants to complete the trip in silence.</li></ul>📺 Interrupted Big Brother Time (40:00–46:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares frustration at a neighbor who interrupted his “Big Brother” viewing by asking to borrow cash in exchange for a bank transfer.</li><li>Takes Vinny for a walk to meet them and help out.</li><li>This derails his TV watching, forcing him to rewatch the episode later on a different channel.</li><li>Decides from now on, he will mute his phone during “Big Brother” unless it’s a family emergency.</li></ul>🫖 Closing Thoughts (46:00–48:15)<br /><ul><li>Talks about ordering groceries.</li><li>Mentions his plan for breakfast (Ready Brek and tea).</li><li>Signs off gently, reminding listeners to be kind to themselves and that they deserve happiness.</li></ul>💡 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Gentle, rambling, humorous.</li><li>A blend of cozy storytelling and light absurdism.</li><li>Filled with quirky side thoughts, digressions, and dry wit.</li></ul>✨ Highlights &amp; Quotables<br /><ul><li>"Charity starts at home… never understood that."</li><li>"Do you go to a kebab shop and ask,...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35492</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,bedtime,comedy,health,insomnia,jason,late,mental,newland,night,podcast,ramble,relaxation,relief,sleep,stories,stream,talk,whisper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/605831d503f11bae4d7e000d1a950c5b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1445 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1445-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[#1445 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 29th September 2025<br />Duration: 43 minutes, 20 seconds<br /><a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8727976077899009933" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript here</a><br /><br />💤 Tone &amp; Style: This is a relaxed, humorous, and rambling monologue in the classic Jason Newland “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” whispering style. His voice is intentionally calming, with meandering commentary designed to lull listeners into a state of relaxation—or sleep. The humour is dry, quirky, and intentionally absurd at times.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics: 1. Meta-humour &amp; Whispering Commentary<br /><ul><li>Opens by ironically explaining the obvious: that he’s whispering in a “whisper” episode.</li><li>Jokes about creating a “shouting” version of the podcast instead.</li><li>Playfully mocks his own pauses and the one-sidedness of a podcast.</li></ul>2. Cultural Commentary &amp; Absurd Observations<br /><ul><li>Wanders into musings about Conor McGregor as a “living cartoon character.”</li><li>Critiques branding changes like Marathon → Snickers and WWF → WWE, insisting on using the original names.</li></ul>3. UK &amp; US Political Satire<br /><ul><li>Talks about Keir Starmer (or as he jokingly calls him “Shakira Starmer”), mockingly analyzing his voice and media image.</li><li>Laughs about how news graphics accidentally made Starmer and Andy Burnham look like the Kray twins.</li><li>Makes absurd connections between past U.S. presidents and cartoon characters (e.g., Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck, etc.).</li></ul>4. Social Commentary on Migration &amp; British History<br /><ul><li>Reflects on post-WWII immigration to Britain.</li><li>Discusses how people from Commonwealth countries were invited to rebuild the country.</li><li>Highlights the irony and mistreatment of these contributors upon arrival.</li><li>Mockingly critiques Nigel Farage and far-right movements.</li></ul>5. Pop Culture &amp; Celebrity Jokes<br /><ul><li>Comments on a headline about Benny Blanco being the "sexiest man alive" and jokingly compares himself.</li><li>Mentions Selena Gomez, questioning if her photo smile is one of joy or discomfort.</li></ul>6. TV Show Musings<br /><ul><li>Talks about Jack Ryan, Prison Break, 24, and Lost.</li><li>Shares personal anecdotes about binge-watching Prison Break while working on a hypnosis course.</li><li>Expresses frustration with rewatching shows but needing context for new seasons.</li></ul>7. Personal Life &amp; Random Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Shares a humorous story about a girlfriend wanting him to take her last name (“Mental”), leading to jokes about being called “Mr. Mental.”</li><li>Riffs on the difference between “Miss” and “Ms.”</li><li>Jokes about being too messy to live with—so much so that others want to do housework around him.</li><li>Closes with a reluctant plan to visit the post office and a reminder to listeners to be kind to themselves.</li></ul>🪶 Key Quotes:<br /><ul><li>“I woke up angry about chocolate—that’s weird.”</li><li>“I thought Keir Starmer’s name was Shakira Starmer… Shakira, Shakira…”</li><li>“Ronald and Reginald—two of the scariest men in London history. Not very scary names.”</li><li>“I’d like to have small hands… so I could hold a bigger sandwich. What did you think I meant?”</li></ul>❤️ Closing Message: Jason wraps up the episode with a warm, gentle reminder: “Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy… and feel safe.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67937948</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 13:08:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67937948/no_music_10_hours_1445_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_29th_september_2025.mp3" length="280464749" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1445 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 29th September 2025
Duration: 43 minutes, 20 seconds
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💤 Tone &amp;amp; Style: This is a relaxed, humorous, and rambling monologue in the classic Jason Newland...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#1445 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 29th September 2025<br />Duration: 43 minutes, 20 seconds<br /><a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/8727976077899009933" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View full transcript here</a><br /><br />💤 Tone &amp; Style: This is a relaxed, humorous, and rambling monologue in the classic Jason Newland “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” whispering style. His voice is intentionally calming, with meandering commentary designed to lull listeners into a state of relaxation—or sleep. The humour is dry, quirky, and intentionally absurd at times.<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics: 1. Meta-humour &amp; Whispering Commentary<br /><ul><li>Opens by ironically explaining the obvious: that he’s whispering in a “whisper” episode.</li><li>Jokes about creating a “shouting” version of the podcast instead.</li><li>Playfully mocks his own pauses and the one-sidedness of a podcast.</li></ul>2. Cultural Commentary &amp; Absurd Observations<br /><ul><li>Wanders into musings about Conor McGregor as a “living cartoon character.”</li><li>Critiques branding changes like Marathon → Snickers and WWF → WWE, insisting on using the original names.</li></ul>3. UK &amp; US Political Satire<br /><ul><li>Talks about Keir Starmer (or as he jokingly calls him “Shakira Starmer”), mockingly analyzing his voice and media image.</li><li>Laughs about how news graphics accidentally made Starmer and Andy Burnham look like the Kray twins.</li><li>Makes absurd connections between past U.S. presidents and cartoon characters (e.g., Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck, etc.).</li></ul>4. Social Commentary on Migration &amp; British History<br /><ul><li>Reflects on post-WWII immigration to Britain.</li><li>Discusses how people from Commonwealth countries were invited to rebuild the country.</li><li>Highlights the irony and mistreatment of these contributors upon arrival.</li><li>Mockingly critiques Nigel Farage and far-right movements.</li></ul>5. Pop Culture &amp; Celebrity Jokes<br /><ul><li>Comments on a headline about Benny Blanco being the "sexiest man alive" and jokingly compares himself.</li><li>Mentions Selena Gomez, questioning if her photo smile is one of joy or discomfort.</li></ul>6. TV Show Musings<br /><ul><li>Talks about Jack Ryan, Prison Break, 24, and Lost.</li><li>Shares personal anecdotes about binge-watching Prison Break while working on a hypnosis course.</li><li>Expresses frustration with rewatching shows but needing context for new seasons.</li></ul>7. Personal Life &amp; Random Anecdotes<br /><ul><li>Shares a humorous story about a girlfriend wanting him to take her last name (“Mental”), leading to jokes about being called “Mr. Mental.”</li><li>Riffs on the difference between “Miss” and “Ms.”</li><li>Jokes about being too messy to live with—so much so that others want to do housework around him.</li><li>Closes with a reluctant plan to visit the post office and a reminder to listeners to be kind to themselves.</li></ul>🪶 Key Quotes:<br /><ul><li>“I woke up angry about chocolate—that’s weird.”</li><li>“I thought Keir Starmer’s name was Shakira Starmer… Shakira, Shakira…”</li><li>“Ronald and Reginald—two of the scariest men in London history. Not very scary names.”</li><li>“I’d like to have small hands… so I could hold a bigger sandwich. What did you think I meant?”</li></ul>❤️ Closing Message: Jason wraps up the episode with a warm, gentle reminder: “Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy… and feel safe.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35058</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,bore,boring,calming,health,insomnia,jason,let,me,mental,newland,podcast,relaxation,relief,sleep,to,voice,whisper,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1f3f2b2225c8e6f4fe2bcada48fe8397.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1444 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1444-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67933700</link><description><![CDATA[#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes<br /><br />Transcript link: View transcript 🔍<br /><br />Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders through various thoughts and stories, blending humor, introspection, and randomness to create a soothing, boring (in a good way!) experience designed to lull listeners to sleep.<br /><br />🧠 Main Topics Covered 1. Big Brother UK Is Back!<br /><ul><li>Jason is excited about the return of Big Brother UK, airing that evening (Sept 28, 2025) at 9 PM on ITV2 and ITVX.</li><li>He reflects on its history, saying he's been a fan since the original UK series in 2000.</li><li>Mentions how it's a big part of his life and humorously admits he might prefer it to last all the way through Christmas.</li><li>He even proposes a business idea: a Big Brother app with access to every international season ever made.</li></ul>2. International Versions of Big Brother<br /><ul><li>Jason dives into the massive list of countries that have aired Big Brother, reading names from Wikipedia.</li><li>He’s surprised by how many versions India has, in multiple languages.</li><li>He discusses cultural differences in how people behave on the show, connecting it to sociology and anthropology.</li></ul>3. Thoughts on Society and Upbringing<br /><ul><li>Compares societal norms in places like Japan vs. the UK, especially around politeness and public behavior.</li><li>Talks about how children absorb everything, even when adults think they’re not listening.</li><li>Makes a point about the disconnect between what kids are told vs. what they observe from adults.</li></ul>4. Random Tangents and Jokes<br /><ul><li>Mentions Vinnie (his dog) multiple times, reacting to his noises and habits.</li><li>Goes on a tangent about buying 20 bottles of bleach and preparing for winter.</li><li>Jokes about Halloween, Bonfire Night, and the history of Guy Fawkes.</li><li>Dives into a comedic and nostalgic reflection on old UK phone boxes, comparing them to the Doctor Who TARDIS.</li></ul>5. TV Shows and Parallel Universes<br /><ul><li>Mentions the show Peacemaker and a philosophical question it raises: if you could enter a perfect parallel universe, would you stay?</li><li>Expands on this to imagine being able to revisit and re-experience past events—either as an observer or by “inhabiting” his former self, all without affecting the timeline.</li></ul>6. Personal Reflections on Relationships &amp; Dating<br /><ul><li>A major portion of the episode is Jason reflecting on:<ul><li>His difficulty handling affection from others.</li><li>Missed romantic opportunities due to shyness or confusion.</li><li>Observations about dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, etc.).</li><li>Funny but candid anecdotes about past encounters with women who showed interest in him.</li><li>His wish for a dating app based on hyper-specific preferences (e.g., snorers dating heavy sleepers, etc.).</li></ul></li></ul>7. Philosophical Musing on Compatibility<br /><ul><li>Ends with quirky reflections on dating, including:<ul><li>Matching based on things like foot fetishes, body hair preferences, or even bad breath (match with someone who can't smell!).</li><li>Comparing some of his relationships to eating at fast food places: convenient but not lasting.</li><li>Wonders about “organic” relationships and why they're so hard to find.</li></ul></li></ul>🛏️ Tone &amp; Purpose<br /><ul><li>The entire episode follows Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style: calming, slow-paced, gently humorous, and designed to relax the mind.</li><li>It mixes personal storytelling with trivial tangents, wrapped in soft-spoken delivery.</li><li>Despite the name “Let Me Bore You to Sleep,” it’s engaging in its own unique way, especially for fans of his style.</li></ul>📝 Notable Quotes “Big Brother's back... I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.”<br />“I’d like to revisit the past — not to change it, just to observe... like a time-traveling fly on the wall.”<br />“I look better when I’m moving. A static image of me is not great.”<br />“Some of my relationships have been like going into Burger King… we’re both there because we’re hungry.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67933700</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2025 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67933700/no_music_10_hours_1444_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_28th_september_2025.mp3" length="281550251" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes

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Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes<br /><br />Transcript link: View transcript 🔍<br /><br />Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders through various thoughts and stories, blending humor, introspection, and randomness to create a soothing, boring (in a good way!) experience designed to lull listeners to sleep.<br /><br />🧠 Main Topics Covered 1. Big Brother UK Is Back!<br /><ul><li>Jason is excited about the return of Big Brother UK, airing that evening (Sept 28, 2025) at 9 PM on ITV2 and ITVX.</li><li>He reflects on its history, saying he's been a fan since the original UK series in 2000.</li><li>Mentions how it's a big part of his life and humorously admits he might prefer it to last all the way through Christmas.</li><li>He even proposes a business idea: a Big Brother app with access to every international season ever made.</li></ul>2. International Versions of Big Brother<br /><ul><li>Jason dives into the massive list of countries that have aired Big Brother, reading names from Wikipedia.</li><li>He’s surprised by how many versions India has, in multiple languages.</li><li>He discusses cultural differences in how people behave on the show, connecting it to sociology and anthropology.</li></ul>3. Thoughts on Society and Upbringing<br /><ul><li>Compares societal norms in places like Japan vs. the UK, especially around politeness and public behavior.</li><li>Talks about how children absorb everything, even when adults think they’re not listening.</li><li>Makes a point about the disconnect between what kids are told vs. what they observe from adults.</li></ul>4. Random Tangents and Jokes<br /><ul><li>Mentions Vinnie (his dog) multiple times, reacting to his noises and habits.</li><li>Goes on a tangent about buying 20 bottles of bleach and preparing for winter.</li><li>Jokes about Halloween, Bonfire Night, and the history of Guy Fawkes.</li><li>Dives into a comedic and nostalgic reflection on old UK phone boxes, comparing them to the Doctor Who TARDIS.</li></ul>5. TV Shows and Parallel Universes<br /><ul><li>Mentions the show Peacemaker and a philosophical question it raises: if you could enter a perfect parallel universe, would you stay?</li><li>Expands on this to imagine being able to revisit and re-experience past events—either as an observer or by “inhabiting” his former self, all without affecting the timeline.</li></ul>6. Personal Reflections on Relationships &amp; Dating<br /><ul><li>A major portion of the episode is Jason reflecting on:<ul><li>His difficulty handling affection from others.</li><li>Missed romantic opportunities due to shyness or confusion.</li><li>Observations about dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, etc.).</li><li>Funny but candid anecdotes about past encounters with women who showed interest in him.</li><li>His wish for a dating app based on hyper-specific preferences (e.g., snorers dating heavy sleepers, etc.).</li></ul></li></ul>7. Philosophical Musing on Compatibility<br /><ul><li>Ends with quirky reflections on dating, including:<ul><li>Matching based on things like foot fetishes, body hair preferences, or even bad breath (match with someone who can't smell!).</li><li>Comparing some of his relationships to eating at fast food places: convenient but not lasting.</li><li>Wonders about “organic” relationships and why they're so hard to find.</li></ul></li></ul>🛏️ Tone &amp; Purpose<br /><ul><li>The entire episode follows Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style: calming, slow-paced, gently humorous, and designed to relax the mind.</li><li>It mixes personal storytelling with trivial tangents, wrapped in soft-spoken delivery.</li><li>Despite the name “Let Me Bore You to Sleep,” it’s engaging in its own unique way, especially for fans of his style.</li></ul>📝 Notable Quotes “Big Brother's back... I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.”<br />“I’d like to revisit the...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35194</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>big,bore,british,brother,consciousness,jason,let,me,newland,of,personal,podcast,reality,sleep,stories,stream,to,tv,uk,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/887aa1a19ad06c17c5f1dbb3410ab5af.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1443 Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.jasonnewland.com/no-music-10-hours-1443-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep/</link><description><![CDATA[🎧 Episode #1443 – Let Me Bore You to Sleep<br />STREAM FREE - <a href="https://www.jasonnewland.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jasonnewland.com/</a><br /><br />DOWNLOAD FREE -<br />No Music Versions:<br />Standard:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924764/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924764/download.mp3</a><br />5 Hours:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924790/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924790/download.mp3</a><br />10 Hours:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924886/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924886/download.mp3</a><br /><br />DOWNLOAD FREE -<br />With Music Versions:<br />Standard:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924885/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924885/download.mp3</a><br />5 Hours:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924990/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924990/download.mp3</a><br />10 Hours:<br /><a href="https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924981/download.mp3" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/67924981/download.mp3</a><br /><br />"#1443 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 27th September 2025"<br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes<br />👤 Speaker: Jason Newland<br />🐾 Frequent guest appearances: Vinny (his dog) 🐶<br /><br />🔗 View Transcript<br /><br />🧠 Main Theme: Jason offers a slow-paced, stream-of-consciousness update on his week, focusing on technical struggles with podcast distribution, website updates, and reflections on his recording process — all delivered in his signature hypnotic, meandering tone to help listeners drift off to sleep.<br /><br />📌 Key Points &amp; Topics Covered: 🛠️ 1. Podcast Hosting Chaos<br /><br />Jason spent the entire week resolving issues with Apple Podcasts, where his episodes were no longer updating.<br />He suspects the issue stemmed from too many duplicate podcast feeds, confusing Apple’s indexing system.<br />After a lot of trial-and-error and ChatGPT-assisted research, he narrowed it down to one active podcast per title (e.g. Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply, etc.).<br />🌐 2. Website Overhaul<br /><br />He made the decision to shut down letmeboreyoutosleep.com due to cost and revert back to his long-standing domain jasonnewland.com.<br />The new site includes:<br />Embedded players for streaming<br />Transcription links (like this one!)<br />Links to major podcast platforms: Apple, Spotify, etc.<br />Plans to add direct MP3 download buttons for each recording.<br />🐾 3. Vinny Updates (Dog Content!)<br /><br />Vinny chased a fly unsuccessfully all day.<br />He prefers rotten apples off the ground to fresh ones bought from the store.<br />Jason talks gently to Vinny, offering affection and sharing food (but not salad).<br />📈 4. Listener Stats &amp; Platforms<br /><br />He checks podcast analytics and notes:<br />Historically, 84% of his listeners came from Apple Podcasts.<br />Recently, usage has shifted:<br />Podcast Addict: 37%<br />Apple Podcasts: 33%<br />Overcast: 20%<br />Other platforms include Spotify, Castbox, iVoox, Amazon, Deezer, etc.<br />📡 5. SEO &amp; Search Visibility<br /><br />Jason tests how well his podcasts show up on Google, Bing, and podcast directories.<br />Finds outdated listings and duplicate feeds that are no longer functional.<br />Starts adding clean, direct Apple Podcast links on his site for all 8 active shows.<br />🔧 6. Future Plans<br /><br />Add a page to his site with clearly listed podcast links by platform.<br />Continue updating his podcast pages on Facebook and other socials.<br />Improve download functionality to make access easier for listeners.<br />🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Delivery<br /><br />Jason’s speech remains soothing and meandering, filled with tangents, tech frustration, light humor, and gentle interactions with Vinny.<br />There are long stretches where he quietly narrates what he's doing on the computer, adding to the hypnotic tone.<br />He also touches on his YouTube channel growth, nostalgic memories of earlier podcasting days, and quirky listener messages.<br />🤓 Funny or Quirky Moments<br /><br />“He likes apples with maggots in them, but won’t touch the ones I buy for him.”<br />“Maybe my desk needs a good screw… I mean, tightened screw!”<br />Reflects on the "emotional bond" with a coat rack knob that recently fell off: “We didn’t know each other that well anyway…”<br />💤 Overall Vibe This episode is classic Jason Newland: part technical log, part sleepy ramble, part podcast therapy. While he dives into the nitty-gritty of fixing his podcast distribution, the soft tone, mundane details, and gentle humor make it perfect bedtime listening.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67925010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 21:24:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67925010/no_music_10_hours_1443_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_27th_september_2025.mp3" length="282349805" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎧 Episode #1443 – Let Me Bore You to Sleep
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Podcast Hosting Chaos<br /><br />Jason spent the entire week resolving issues with Apple Podcasts, where his episodes were no longer updating.<br />He suspects the issue stemmed from too many duplicate podcast feeds, confusing Apple’s indexing system.<br />After a lot of trial-and-error and ChatGPT-assisted research, he narrowed it down to one active podcast per title (e.g. Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply, etc.).<br />🌐 2. Website Overhaul<br /><br />He made the decision to shut down letmeboreyoutosleep.com due to cost and revert back to his long-standing domain jasonnewland.com.<br />The new site includes:<br />Embedded players for streaming<br />Transcription links (like this one!)<br />Links to major podcast platforms: Apple, Spotify, etc.<br />Plans to add direct MP3 download buttons for each recording.<br />🐾 3. Vinny Updates (Dog Content!)<br /><br />Vinny chased a fly unsuccessfully all day.<br />He prefers rotten apples off the ground to fresh ones bought from the store.<br />Jason talks gently to Vinny, offering affection and sharing food (but not salad).<br />📈 4. Listener Stats &amp; Platforms<br /><br />He checks podcast analytics and notes:<br />Historically, 84% of his listeners came from Apple Podcasts.<br />Recently, usage has shifted:<br />Podcast Addict: 37%<br />Apple Podcasts: 33%<br />Overcast: 20%<br />Other platforms include Spotify, Castbox, iVoox, Amazon, Deezer, etc.<br />📡 5. SEO &amp; Search Visibility<br /><br />Jason tests how well his podcasts show up on Google, Bing, and podcast directories.<br />Finds outdated listings and duplicate feeds that are no longer functional.<br />Starts adding clean, direct Apple Podcast links on his site for all 8 active shows.<br />🔧 6. Future Plans<br /><br />Add a page to his site with clearly listed podcast links by platform.<br />Continue updating his podcast pages on Facebook and other socials.<br />Improve download functionality to make access easier...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bore,dog calm,help slow,hypnosis insomnia,let,me,newland sleep,podcast hypnosis,podcast relaxation deep,podcasts podcast,podcast vinny,sleep jason,sleep soothing,talk apple,talking ramble,the,to,troubleshooting sleep,voice bedtime,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/536a7d7806527f9faf621b0ccb6a39e1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1442 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1442-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67918752</link><description><![CDATA[Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025<br />Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds<br />Speaker: Jason Newland<br /><br />Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics<br /><br />💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings<br /><ul><li>Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.</li><li>He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.</li><li>Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”</li></ul>😴 2. Sleep, Dreams &amp; Celine Dion (Yes, Really)<br /><ul><li>Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.</li><li>He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”</li><li>Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.</li></ul>📊 3. YouTube &amp; Podcast Stats<br /><ul><li>Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).</li><li>Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.</li><li>Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.</li><li>Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:<ul><li>Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation</li><li>Let Me Bore You to Sleep</li><li>Chronic Pain Hypnosis</li><li>Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks</li><li>Stop Smoking Hypnosis</li></ul></li></ul>🌍 4. Audience Geography<br /><ul><li>Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).</li><li>Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.</li></ul>📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms &amp; Tech Troubles<br /><ul><li>Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.</li><li>Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.</li><li>Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.</li></ul>🤯 6. Rants, Rambles &amp; Random Observations<br /><ul><li>Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.</li><li>Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.</li><li>Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.</li><li>Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:<br />"I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”</li></ul>💌 7. Fan Interaction<br /><ul><li>Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.</li><li>Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.</li><li>Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.</li><li>Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.</li><li>Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”</li></ul>📝 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Calm, meandering, humorous.</li><li>Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.</li><li>Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67918752</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 08:07:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67918752/no_music_10_hours_1442_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_27th_september_2025.mp3" length="281435306" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes &amp;amp; Topics

💤 1....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025<br />Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds<br />Speaker: Jason Newland<br /><br />Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Topics<br /><br />💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings<br /><ul><li>Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.</li><li>He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.</li><li>Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”</li></ul>😴 2. Sleep, Dreams &amp; Celine Dion (Yes, Really)<br /><ul><li>Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.</li><li>He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”</li><li>Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.</li></ul>📊 3. YouTube &amp; Podcast Stats<br /><ul><li>Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).</li><li>Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.</li><li>Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.</li><li>Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:<ul><li>Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation</li><li>Let Me Bore You to Sleep</li><li>Chronic Pain Hypnosis</li><li>Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks</li><li>Stop Smoking Hypnosis</li></ul></li></ul>🌍 4. Audience Geography<br /><ul><li>Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).</li><li>Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.</li></ul>📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms &amp; Tech Troubles<br /><ul><li>Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.</li><li>Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.</li><li>Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.</li></ul>🤯 6. Rants, Rambles &amp; Random Observations<br /><ul><li>Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.</li><li>Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.</li><li>Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.</li><li>Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:<br />"I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”</li></ul>💌 7. Fan Interaction<br /><ul><li>Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.</li><li>Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.</li><li>Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts<br /><ul><li>Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.</li><li>Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.</li><li>Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”</li></ul>📝 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Calm, meandering, humorous.</li><li>Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.</li><li>Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35180</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asmr,bedtime,bore,insomnia,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,relaxation,relief,sleep,soft,spoken,talk,to,uk,whisper,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fc0a22afd574bfbaf98c458bf9bec690.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1441 Q&amp;A Friday - Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1441-q-a-friday-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67913865</link><description><![CDATA[Title: #1441 Q&amp;A Friday – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 26th September 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 55 minutes<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><br />🎙️ Format &amp; Tone This is a typical “Q&amp;A Friday” episode in Jason Newland’s Let Me Bore You To Sleep series. It’s unscripted, casual, and conversational—designed for relaxation and potentially falling asleep. Jason riffs on listener-submitted questions, muses about his day-to-day experiences, and shares personal reflections, all delivered in his familiar, meandering style.<br /><br />📌 Main Topics Covered 1. Introduction &amp; General Chit-Chat (0:00–10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners and jokes about the squeaky noise in his desk.</li><li>Promotes his website (jasonnewland.com) and Facebook group.</li><li>Shares reflections about maintaining a small but meaningful private group versus having a large, impersonal following on public pages.</li></ul>2. Social Media &amp; Online Community Reflections (10:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about the pros and cons of keeping his Facebook group private.</li><li>Mentions his frustration with low engagement on large public platforms despite thousands of followers.</li><li>Reflects on his identity as an “artist” and what that word means across professions.</li></ul>3. Jason’s Artistic Identity &amp; Writing Process (20:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Describes how talking on his podcast is akin to writing or journaling.</li><li>Opens up about past creative outlets: poetry, song lyrics, journaling.</li><li>Discusses how his spoken-word content is a creative release and a way to process thoughts.</li></ul>4. Vinnie (his dog) Stories 🐶 (throughout)<br /><ul><li>Several humorous interactions with Vinnie.</li><li>Vinnie barks at stair cleaners; Jason tries to calm him down.</li><li>Vinnie acts temperamental with food—Jason tries new feeding strategies.</li><li>They briefly "fall out" and reconcile—very relatable and sweet!</li></ul>5. Why Jason Returned to Hypnosis Recordings (30:00–40:00)<br /><ul><li>He reflects on his hiatus from making hypnosis recordings in August 2025.</li><li>Shares emotional struggles and moments of self-doubt about the usefulness of his work.</li><li>A friend encouraged him, reminding him he has a “gift.”</li><li>Now he's back, having made 3 hypnosis recordings that week.</li></ul>6. Tech Issues &amp; Website Features (40:00–45:00)<br /><ul><li>Mentions earlier technical problems with Apple Podcasts, now resolved.</li><li>Talks about how to access his recordings via the website or directly through Apple/Spotify.</li></ul>7. Q&amp;A Section Begins (45:00–1:55:00)<br /><br />🎤 Listener Questions Answered<br /><br />✅ Are you hooked on EastEnders again?<br /><ul><li>Somewhat. Jason's been watching again recently.</li><li>He reminisces about EastEnders history, including iconic characters like Dot Cotton, Ian Beale, Janine Butcher, and Nasty Nick.</li><li>Talks about other soaps too: Emmerdale, Brookside, and Coronation Street.</li><li>Humorously analyzes current plotlines and character dynamics.</li></ul>✅ What’s your favourite dinosaur, and why?<br /><ul><li>Jason admits he doesn’t know much about dinosaurs.</li><li>He jokes his favorite would be a "cuddly one without teeth."</li><li>Mentions liking flying dinosaurs (like Pterodactyls) and giant ones (like Brachiosaurus).</li><li>Dives into humorous tangents about Godzilla, pet giraffes, and prehistoric movies.</li></ul>✅ Do you enjoy cooking?<br /><ul><li>Nope! He doesn’t enjoy cooking.</li><li>Says he prefers eating and compares food prep to being an actor in Game of Thrones: he’d rather be a viewer than a participant.</li><li>Shares some fond memories of baking with his nan and stepmom as a child.</li><li>Talks about his school experiences with home economics and drama (lots of fun stories here, including cross-dressing and makeup in drama class).</li></ul>✅ Who is your internet provider, and how much does it cost?<br /><ul><li>Jason uses Three (a UK provider) with mobile internet.</li><li>He pays around £54–£57/month for both broadband and mobile data.</li><li>Explains it’s not fiber or cable—just mobile internet with a SIM router.</li><li>Shares his current download/upload speeds (~27 Mbps down / 22 Mbps up).</li></ul>✅ When did you start watching boxing?<br /><ul><li>First fight he remembers: Ali vs. Holmes (1980).</li><li>Got hooked in the mid-1980s with Hagler vs. Hearns (1985).</li><li>Loved watching Frank Bruno, Barry McGuigan, and Mike Tyson rise.</li><li>Talks about watching fights as a teen on terrestrial TV, then later Sky.</li><li>Touches on changes in boxing coverage, pay-per-view, and big stars like Joe Calzaghe, Nigel Benn, Chris Eubank, and Lennox Lewis.</li></ul>🧠 Themes &amp; Reflections<br /><ul><li>Creativity &amp; Identity: Jason talks at length about artistic identity and how he now views himself as a creator.</li><li>Mental Health &amp; Purpose: Reflects on a “blip” over the summer where he questioned the value of his work.</li><li>Simplicity &amp; Connection: Finds joy in simple routines, the presence of Vinnie, and the loyal community he's built.</li><li>Nostalgia &amp; Pop Culture: Soaps, childhood memories, classic boxing, and dinosaurs all make appearances!</li></ul>🐾 Standout Moments<br /><ul><li>Vinnie being “grumpy,” “barking at stair cleaners,” and “refusing to eat unless food is on the table.”</li><li>“Godzilla causes more damage while helping than the villain.”</li><li>“I disappoint people of all kinds… even caterpillars.”</li><li>Unexpectedly deep reflections on legacy, purpose, and change.</li></ul>🔗 Transcript Link You can read or export the full transcript here:<br />👉 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/54043195579777958" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View on TurboScribe</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67913865</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2025 21:18:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67913865/no_music_10_hours_1441_q_a_friday_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_26th_september_2025.mp3" length="281772842" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Title: #1441 Q&amp;amp;A Friday – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 26th September 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 55 minutes
Host: Jason Newland

🎙️ Format &amp;amp; Tone This is a typical “Q&amp;amp;A Friday” episode in Jason Newland’s Let Me Bore You To Sleep series. It’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Title: #1441 Q&amp;A Friday – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 26th September 2025<br />Duration: 1 hour, 55 minutes<br />Host: Jason Newland<br /><br />🎙️ Format &amp; Tone This is a typical “Q&amp;A Friday” episode in Jason Newland’s Let Me Bore You To Sleep series. It’s unscripted, casual, and conversational—designed for relaxation and potentially falling asleep. Jason riffs on listener-submitted questions, muses about his day-to-day experiences, and shares personal reflections, all delivered in his familiar, meandering style.<br /><br />📌 Main Topics Covered 1. Introduction &amp; General Chit-Chat (0:00–10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners and jokes about the squeaky noise in his desk.</li><li>Promotes his website (jasonnewland.com) and Facebook group.</li><li>Shares reflections about maintaining a small but meaningful private group versus having a large, impersonal following on public pages.</li></ul>2. Social Media &amp; Online Community Reflections (10:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Talks about the pros and cons of keeping his Facebook group private.</li><li>Mentions his frustration with low engagement on large public platforms despite thousands of followers.</li><li>Reflects on his identity as an “artist” and what that word means across professions.</li></ul>3. Jason’s Artistic Identity &amp; Writing Process (20:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Describes how talking on his podcast is akin to writing or journaling.</li><li>Opens up about past creative outlets: poetry, song lyrics, journaling.</li><li>Discusses how his spoken-word content is a creative release and a way to process thoughts.</li></ul>4. Vinnie (his dog) Stories 🐶 (throughout)<br /><ul><li>Several humorous interactions with Vinnie.</li><li>Vinnie barks at stair cleaners; Jason tries to calm him down.</li><li>Vinnie acts temperamental with food—Jason tries new feeding strategies.</li><li>They briefly "fall out" and reconcile—very relatable and sweet!</li></ul>5. Why Jason Returned to Hypnosis Recordings (30:00–40:00)<br /><ul><li>He reflects on his hiatus from making hypnosis recordings in August 2025.</li><li>Shares emotional struggles and moments of self-doubt about the usefulness of his work.</li><li>A friend encouraged him, reminding him he has a “gift.”</li><li>Now he's back, having made 3 hypnosis recordings that week.</li></ul>6. Tech Issues &amp; Website Features (40:00–45:00)<br /><ul><li>Mentions earlier technical problems with Apple Podcasts, now resolved.</li><li>Talks about how to access his recordings via the website or directly through Apple/Spotify.</li></ul>7. Q&amp;A Section Begins (45:00–1:55:00)<br /><br />🎤 Listener Questions Answered<br /><br />✅ Are you hooked on EastEnders again?<br /><ul><li>Somewhat. Jason's been watching again recently.</li><li>He reminisces about EastEnders history, including iconic characters like Dot Cotton, Ian Beale, Janine Butcher, and Nasty Nick.</li><li>Talks about other soaps too: Emmerdale, Brookside, and Coronation Street.</li><li>Humorously analyzes current plotlines and character dynamics.</li></ul>✅ What’s your favourite dinosaur, and why?<br /><ul><li>Jason admits he doesn’t know much about dinosaurs.</li><li>He jokes his favorite would be a "cuddly one without teeth."</li><li>Mentions liking flying dinosaurs (like Pterodactyls) and giant ones (like Brachiosaurus).</li><li>Dives into humorous tangents about Godzilla, pet giraffes, and prehistoric movies.</li></ul>✅ Do you enjoy cooking?<br /><ul><li>Nope! He doesn’t enjoy cooking.</li><li>Says he prefers eating and compares food prep to being an actor in Game of Thrones: he’d rather be a viewer than a participant.</li><li>Shares some fond memories of baking with his nan and stepmom as a child.</li><li>Talks about his school experiences with home economics and drama (lots of fun stories here, including cross-dressing and makeup in drama class).</li></ul>✅ Who is your internet provider, and how much does it cost?<br /><ul><li>Jason uses Three (a UK provider) with...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35222</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,bedtime,bore,friday,hypnosis,insomnia,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,q&amp;a,relaxation,relief,sleep,talk,to,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/407202713e0dea5e52e6b8ee1fb16172.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Breeze of deep Comfort</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-breeze-of-deep-comfort--67908641</link><description><![CDATA[🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"<br />🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/5107081977494404108" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Transcript Link</a><br /><br />💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason Newland, intended to gently lull listeners to sleep with meandering reflections, quiet updates, and peaceful storytelling. It’s a perfect mix of mundane morning routines, sleepy musings, and gentle interactions with his dog Vinny.<br /><br />🧠 Key Themes &amp; Segments<br /><br />🌅 Morning Routine (0:00–10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his slow, sleepy start to the day.</li><li>Checks on his dog Vinny, who was lying in bed but alert.</li><li>Mentions his gurgling tummy and need for Ready Brek (breakfast).</li><li>Discusses waking rituals:<ul><li>Checking the time.</li><li>Drinking water, going to the bathroom.</li><li>Cleaning his mug and bowl.</li><li>Taking his acid reflux tablet.</li></ul></li></ul>📊 Podcasting &amp; YouTube Stats (10:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Logs onto his laptop to check Spreaker podcast stats:<ul><li>Apple Podcasts is still #1.</li><li>Podcast Addict has overtaken Spotify.</li></ul></li><li>On YouTube:<ul><li>1,579 subscribers.</li><li>1.7K views over 28 days.</li><li>A recent spike in views—10x normal activity on one day.</li></ul></li></ul>🌐 Online Browsing &amp; News (20:00–25:00)<br /><ul><li>Checks trending topics via Microsoft Bing (since Google doesn’t show up).<ul><li>Mentions Noel Clarke, Ingrid Oliver, Keir Starmer, and others.</li></ul></li><li>Briefly reflects on Ingrid Oliver’s partner having an eye condition.</li><li>Reads up about news out of curiosity.</li></ul>📻 Podcast Distribution &amp; Fan Interactions (25:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Checks stats on SoundCloud.</li><li>Engages with comments and questions on his Facebook group:<ul><li>Christine thanks him for helping her sleep.</li><li>Julia asks if he accepts Venmo—he investigates and explains why he cannot use it (only supported in the U.S.).</li><li>Nick and Mike discuss sleep timer features on podcast apps.</li></ul></li></ul>🐶 Vinny Time + Dream Talk (30:00–36:00)<br /><ul><li>Vinny behaves playfully and stares at Jason under the desk—possibly wanting attention or to play.</li><li>Jason scratches his neck and talks sweetly to him.</li><li>Recalls waking in the night with a vivid dream and wanting to record it, but forgot it by morning.<ul><li>Ironically, the dream was about waking up and forgetting a dream—a classic Jason moment.</li></ul></li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Whispered voice, intimate and gentle.</li><li>Conversational, meandering thoughts.</li><li>Infused with humor, warmth, and sleepy charm.</li><li>Designed to relax, soothe, and comfort the listener, often distracting from anxiety or insomnia.</li></ul>📝 Final Thoughts Jason signs off by encouraging listeners to:<br /><ul><li>Be kind to themselves</li><li>Feel safe</li><li>And reminds them: "You do deserve to be happy." 💜</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67908641</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2025 13:56:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67908641/no_music_10_hours_breeze_of_deep_comfort_26th_september_2025.mp3" length="280533422" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"
🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/5107081977494404108

💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"<br />🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/5107081977494404108" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Transcript Link</a><br /><br />💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason Newland, intended to gently lull listeners to sleep with meandering reflections, quiet updates, and peaceful storytelling. It’s a perfect mix of mundane morning routines, sleepy musings, and gentle interactions with his dog Vinny.<br /><br />🧠 Key Themes &amp; Segments<br /><br />🌅 Morning Routine (0:00–10:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares his slow, sleepy start to the day.</li><li>Checks on his dog Vinny, who was lying in bed but alert.</li><li>Mentions his gurgling tummy and need for Ready Brek (breakfast).</li><li>Discusses waking rituals:<ul><li>Checking the time.</li><li>Drinking water, going to the bathroom.</li><li>Cleaning his mug and bowl.</li><li>Taking his acid reflux tablet.</li></ul></li></ul>📊 Podcasting &amp; YouTube Stats (10:00–20:00)<br /><ul><li>Logs onto his laptop to check Spreaker podcast stats:<ul><li>Apple Podcasts is still #1.</li><li>Podcast Addict has overtaken Spotify.</li></ul></li><li>On YouTube:<ul><li>1,579 subscribers.</li><li>1.7K views over 28 days.</li><li>A recent spike in views—10x normal activity on one day.</li></ul></li></ul>🌐 Online Browsing &amp; News (20:00–25:00)<br /><ul><li>Checks trending topics via Microsoft Bing (since Google doesn’t show up).<ul><li>Mentions Noel Clarke, Ingrid Oliver, Keir Starmer, and others.</li></ul></li><li>Briefly reflects on Ingrid Oliver’s partner having an eye condition.</li><li>Reads up about news out of curiosity.</li></ul>📻 Podcast Distribution &amp; Fan Interactions (25:00–30:00)<br /><ul><li>Checks stats on SoundCloud.</li><li>Engages with comments and questions on his Facebook group:<ul><li>Christine thanks him for helping her sleep.</li><li>Julia asks if he accepts Venmo—he investigates and explains why he cannot use it (only supported in the U.S.).</li><li>Nick and Mike discuss sleep timer features on podcast apps.</li></ul></li></ul>🐶 Vinny Time + Dream Talk (30:00–36:00)<br /><ul><li>Vinny behaves playfully and stares at Jason under the desk—possibly wanting attention or to play.</li><li>Jason scratches his neck and talks sweetly to him.</li><li>Recalls waking in the night with a vivid dream and wanting to record it, but forgot it by morning.<ul><li>Ironically, the dream was about waking up and forgetting a dream—a classic Jason moment.</li></ul></li></ul>🧘‍♂️ Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Whispered voice, intimate and gentle.</li><li>Conversational, meandering thoughts.</li><li>Infused with humor, warmth, and sleepy charm.</li><li>Designed to relax, soothe, and comfort the listener, often distracting from anxiety or insomnia.</li></ul>📝 Final Thoughts Jason signs off by encouraging listeners to:<br /><ul><li>Be kind to themselves</li><li>Feel safe</li><li>And reminds them: "You do deserve to be happy." 💜</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35067</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aid,asmr,bedtime,bore,calming,daily,insomnia,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,relaxing,relief,sleep,to,voice,whisper,whispered,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a50745e99e450c08a3f7c9112b201476.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1439 Boxing Schedule - Let me bore you to sleep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1439-boxing-schedule-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep--67900507</link><description><![CDATA[🎙️ #1439 Boxing Schedule – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 25th September 2025<br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6818449835891353903" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🧘 Overview In this episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland gently rambles through several topics with his signature calm, conversational tone, starting with updates about his website and ending on a nostalgic note about his late neighbor "Uncle Sausages." The majority of the session is a laid-back, meandering discussion about upcoming boxing matches and reflections on past fights.<br /><br />🧩 Key Topics &amp; Breakdown<br /><br />🖥️ Website Updates &amp; General Chit-chat (0:00 – ~8:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares that his website JasonNewland.com is back online and functioning again.</li><li>He discusses features like leaving reviews, podcast access, and the current glitches (like a slow search bar).</li><li>Mentions he’s excited about how the site turned out despite using a new hosting service.</li></ul>👥 New Neighbors (6:00 – 8:00)<br /><ul><li>Both previously vacant flats near him are now occupied.</li><li>He has met one new tenant, who seemed friendly.</li><li>Includes humorous musings on desk squeaks and how to fix them using Vaseline or furniture polish.</li></ul>🥊 Main Topic: Boxing Schedule Deep Dive (8:00 – 1:19:00) 🧾 Jason's Boxing Schedule Review: He combs through multiple boxing websites and schedules to:<br /><ul><li>Explore upcoming British and international fights</li><li>Critique poor online boxing coverage (ads, missing title info, etc.)</li><li>Express frustration over important fights being omitted from BBC listings</li></ul>📅 Notable Fight Mentions:<br /><ul><li>Sean McComb vs. Ben Crocker (Sept 27, Sheffield)</li><li>David Allen vs. Arslanbek Makhmudov (Oct 11)</li><li>Joseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley (Oct 25)</li><li>Chris Eubank Jr. vs. Conor Benn II (Nov 15)</li><li>David Benavidez vs. Anthony Yarde (Nov 22, Saudi Arabia)</li><li>Naoya Inoue vs. Alan David Picasso (Dec 27, Riyadh)</li></ul>📺 Broadcasting:<br /><ul><li>He’s delighted that BBC is bringing boxing back to prime-time TV (Oct 25, BBC2).</li><li>Reminisces about watching boxing on TV in the 80s and 90s, especially American fights at 4:30 AM after a night out.</li></ul>🧠 Boxing Philosophy:<br /><ul><li>Offers deep insights into boxing culture, including:<ul><li>Fan fickleness</li><li>Underrated boxers like Frazier Clarke</li><li>Respect for elite fighters like Inoue, Terence Crawford, Dmitry Bivol, and Artur Beterbiev</li></ul></li></ul>🧪 Dream Matchups &amp; Hot Takes:<br /><ul><li>Wants to see: Canelo vs. Beterbiev – says it could be “one of the greatest fights ever”</li><li>Considers Terence Crawford, Bivol, Inoue, and Usyk as top-tier technicians in boxing today.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog &amp; Personal Life (~1:19:00 – End)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares updates about his dog Vinny:<ul><li>Barking at dogs and jealousy when neighbors give other pets treats.</li><li>Memories of Vinny running between his flat and "Uncle Sausages'" flat, which now has a new tenant.</li></ul></li><li>A chip van passes by — bringing back bittersweet memories of Uncle Sausages, who was its most loyal customer.</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Calming, mellow, and personable</li><li>Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style blends:<ul><li>Trivia</li><li>Reflection</li><li>Humor (yes, there's a joke about not feeling "weird-horny" at the end)</li></ul></li><li>Perfect bedtime ramble: Low-stakes content with plenty of pauses and tangents.</li></ul>📝 Themes<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia (Uncle Sausages, 90s boxing)</li><li>Mundane meets meaningful (squeaky desks, boxing politics)</li><li>Connection through conversation – even if it’s one-sided</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67900507</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2025 19:55:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67900507/no_music_10_hours_1439_boxing_schedule_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_25th_september_2025.mp3" length="283242029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎙️ #1439 Boxing Schedule – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 25th September 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes
🔗 https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6818449835891353903

🧘 Overview In this episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland gently rambles...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🎙️ #1439 Boxing Schedule – Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 25th September 2025<br />🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes<br />🔗 <a href="https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/6818449835891353903" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">View transcript on TurboScribe</a><br /><br />🧘 Overview In this episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, Jason Newland gently rambles through several topics with his signature calm, conversational tone, starting with updates about his website and ending on a nostalgic note about his late neighbor "Uncle Sausages." The majority of the session is a laid-back, meandering discussion about upcoming boxing matches and reflections on past fights.<br /><br />🧩 Key Topics &amp; Breakdown<br /><br />🖥️ Website Updates &amp; General Chit-chat (0:00 – ~8:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares that his website JasonNewland.com is back online and functioning again.</li><li>He discusses features like leaving reviews, podcast access, and the current glitches (like a slow search bar).</li><li>Mentions he’s excited about how the site turned out despite using a new hosting service.</li></ul>👥 New Neighbors (6:00 – 8:00)<br /><ul><li>Both previously vacant flats near him are now occupied.</li><li>He has met one new tenant, who seemed friendly.</li><li>Includes humorous musings on desk squeaks and how to fix them using Vaseline or furniture polish.</li></ul>🥊 Main Topic: Boxing Schedule Deep Dive (8:00 – 1:19:00) 🧾 Jason's Boxing Schedule Review: He combs through multiple boxing websites and schedules to:<br /><ul><li>Explore upcoming British and international fights</li><li>Critique poor online boxing coverage (ads, missing title info, etc.)</li><li>Express frustration over important fights being omitted from BBC listings</li></ul>📅 Notable Fight Mentions:<br /><ul><li>Sean McComb vs. Ben Crocker (Sept 27, Sheffield)</li><li>David Allen vs. Arslanbek Makhmudov (Oct 11)</li><li>Joseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley (Oct 25)</li><li>Chris Eubank Jr. vs. Conor Benn II (Nov 15)</li><li>David Benavidez vs. Anthony Yarde (Nov 22, Saudi Arabia)</li><li>Naoya Inoue vs. Alan David Picasso (Dec 27, Riyadh)</li></ul>📺 Broadcasting:<br /><ul><li>He’s delighted that BBC is bringing boxing back to prime-time TV (Oct 25, BBC2).</li><li>Reminisces about watching boxing on TV in the 80s and 90s, especially American fights at 4:30 AM after a night out.</li></ul>🧠 Boxing Philosophy:<br /><ul><li>Offers deep insights into boxing culture, including:<ul><li>Fan fickleness</li><li>Underrated boxers like Frazier Clarke</li><li>Respect for elite fighters like Inoue, Terence Crawford, Dmitry Bivol, and Artur Beterbiev</li></ul></li></ul>🧪 Dream Matchups &amp; Hot Takes:<br /><ul><li>Wants to see: Canelo vs. Beterbiev – says it could be “one of the greatest fights ever”</li><li>Considers Terence Crawford, Bivol, Inoue, and Usyk as top-tier technicians in boxing today.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny the Dog &amp; Personal Life (~1:19:00 – End)<br /><ul><li>Jason shares updates about his dog Vinny:<ul><li>Barking at dogs and jealousy when neighbors give other pets treats.</li><li>Memories of Vinny running between his flat and "Uncle Sausages'" flat, which now has a new tenant.</li></ul></li><li>A chip van passes by — bringing back bittersweet memories of Uncle Sausages, who was its most loyal customer.</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Style<br /><ul><li>Calming, mellow, and personable</li><li>Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style blends:<ul><li>Trivia</li><li>Reflection</li><li>Humor (yes, there's a joke about not feeling "weird-horny" at the end)</li></ul></li><li>Perfect bedtime ramble: Low-stakes content with plenty of pauses and tangents.</li></ul>📝 Themes<br /><ul><li>Nostalgia (Uncle Sausages, 90s boxing)</li><li>Mundane meets meaningful (squeaky desks, boxing politics)</li><li>Connection through conversation – even if it’s one-sided</li></ul>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35406</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alvarez,asmr,bedtime,bore,boxing,british,canelo,commentary,inoue,jason,let,me,newland,podcast,schedule,sleep,talk,terence,to,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ad052fde677a53cdf212437bc30d9a5d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1438 Whisper - Let me bore you to sleep - 24th September 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1438-whisper-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-24th-september-2025--67874629</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67874629</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 08:28:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67874629/no_music_10_hours_1438_whisper_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_24th_september_2025.mp3" length="280998059" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d/bf16463e-1f75-4916-be4b-2c34508f8d7d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>35125</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cf5b15ac387da8dde08fafc828c0762d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1437 Let me bore you to sleep - 23rd September 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1437-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-23rd-september-2025--67867995</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67867995</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 17:58:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67867995/no_music_10_hours_1437_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_23rd_september_2025.mp3" length="274576685" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26/0f98aba1-1c35-4640-8b5a-e03203313b26.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:duration>34322</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9239b76e302e6d6821ea9e9baef5e8cf.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects</title><link>https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com/products/1436-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep</link><description><![CDATA[🎙️ Podcast Title: <b>STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />Series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep 🛋️ Overall Theme: A slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion, mundane life updates, personal reflections, and behind-the-scenes thoughts about running the podcast. The episode is built around the concept of “boring objects” but evolves into an impromptu stream of consciousness. As always, the delivery is intentionally mellow to help listeners unwind or fall asleep. 📌 Key Topics &amp; Tangents: 🧓 Reflections on Aging &amp; Time Travel<br /><ul><li>Jason wonders what it would be like to go back to being 22 years old.</li><li>Ponders the drawbacks of returning to a younger age with the limitations of that mindset.</li><li>Concludes that despite nostalgia, he wouldn't thrive with his past mindset in today’s life.</li></ul>💸 Broadband Contracts &amp; Mild Existential Math<br /><ul><li>Reads out a letter about his broadband contract expiring.</li><li>Calculates future broadband prices 50 years into the future (up to £116/month at age 105!).</li><li>Mildly panicked over possible price hikes and automatic renewals.</li><li>Reflects on the confusing nature of utility services and automation in customer service.</li></ul>📆 Date Formatting Rant<br /><ul><li>Rants about UK vs. US date formatting.</li><li>Defends the UK format (day/month/year) as the more sensible one.</li><li>Highlights how inconsistent global date conventions cause confusion in digital systems.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny, His Dog, Makes Several (Audible) Cameos<br /><ul><li>Vinny farts multiple times during the episode — Jason notes each one.</li><li>Compares Vinny's eating habits to a snake swallowing a giraffe (which he admits is a nonsense metaphor).</li><li>Describes Vinny’s love of women and how he uses that charm when meeting locals.</li></ul>🌐 Podcast Website Maintenance<br /><ul><li>Discusses updating his website and fixing broken Apple Podcast links.</li><li>Walks through adjusting the menu settings on his site in real time.</li><li>Reflects on the tediousness and technical challenges of managing online content alone.</li><li>Notes concern over fans not seeing new episodes due to podcast feed glitches.</li></ul>🧠 Mental Health Check-In<br /><ul><li>Briefly discusses his diagnosis: bipolar and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder).</li><li>Mentions recent medication changes and side effects (e.g., early waking, disorientation).</li><li>Reveals he has a mental health nurse check-in soon.</li></ul>🎨 Podcast Image Design &amp; Feedback Loop<br /><ul><li>Uses ChatGPT to critique and refine his episode cover art.</li><li>Debates which visual elements to keep: episode numbers, music badges, website URLs, etc.</li><li>Wants to simplify the design for mobile thumbnails.</li><li>Reminisces about creating early podcast images before Canva or AI tools existed.</li></ul>🍕 Hilarious First-Date Fart Story<br /><ul><li>Shares a story about trying to hold in farts on a first date.</li><li>Wishes Vinny had been there at the time — he could have blamed the dog.</li><li>Philosophizes about how bathrooms are the worst (echoiest) place to fart quietly.</li></ul>📺 Streaming Services Deep Dive (Unplanned Tangent)<br /><ul><li>Long, detailed discussion comparing streaming services:<ul><li>Netflix: Complains about pricing tiers and downgraded HD unless you pay more.</li><li>Amazon Prime: Praises it as good value due to free delivery + video.</li><li>Apple TV / Disney+ / ITVX / NOW TV / Sky: Compares costs, features, limitations.</li></ul></li><li>Expresses frustration over fragmented services and the desire for a universal streaming bundle.</li><li>Reflects on subscribing to services for his late uncle ("Uncle Sausages").</li></ul>🗂️ Nostalgic Dive into Old Podcast Images<br /><ul><li>Opens a folder with 700+ podcast images.</li><li>Tries to locate early cover art from before 2019.</li><li>Discusses how he used to rely on webcam shots or free tools before Canva.</li></ul>🎞️ Movie Trivia &amp; 80s TV<br /><ul><li>Talks about Jason Bateman’s career (Little House on the Prairie, Silver Spoons, Teen Wolf 2).</li><li>Reminisces about Family Ties and Michael J. Fox.</li><li>Comments on the UK’s delayed broadcast of American shows in the past.</li></ul>🎬 Film Snobbery &amp; Independent Cinema<br /><ul><li>Discovers a service called MUBI, geared toward indie films.</li><li>Shares appreciation for low-budget films made for the love of cinema.</li></ul>📦 Amazon, Apple, and Cloud Subscriptions<br /><ul><li>Realizes he's paying for Apple Music but thought it was Amazon.</li><li>Talks about increasing iCloud storage due to podcast files and images.</li><li>Considers but rejects Apple One bundles.</li></ul>💡 End-of-Episode Reflection<br /><ul><li>Considers how podcast content often strays from its intended topic.</li><li>Emphasizes the unpredictability and stream-of-consciousness nature of his episodes.</li><li>Concludes that movies are just “glorified flip charts” (i.e., moving images = lots of still frames).</li></ul>💬 Tone &amp; Style:<br /><ul><li>Casual, self-deprecating, and often silly.</li><li>Intentionally meandering with no clear structure.</li><li>Offers moments of unexpected insight and humor in the mundane.</li></ul>💤 Intended Effect:<br /><ul><li>Help listeners relax, unwind, or fall asleep.</li><li>Blends boredom and gentle storytelling with light humor and comforting chatter.</li></ul>🐾 Most Adorable Moment: Jason describes Vinny sitting on his feet, “like a little rabbit,” begging for treats he won’t get until Wednesday. 😄]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67853938</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2025 20:09:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67853938/no_music_10_hours_streaming_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1436_22nd_september_2025.mp3" length="281632748" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6/3b7a79ca-3ca0-47d0-bcca-fc51f3a2fee6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎙️ Podcast Title: STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes
Host: Jason Newland
Series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep 🛋️ Overall Theme: A slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🎙️ Podcast Title: <b>STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025</b><br />Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes<br />Host: Jason Newland<br />Series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep 🛋️ Overall Theme: A slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion, mundane life updates, personal reflections, and behind-the-scenes thoughts about running the podcast. The episode is built around the concept of “boring objects” but evolves into an impromptu stream of consciousness. As always, the delivery is intentionally mellow to help listeners unwind or fall asleep. 📌 Key Topics &amp; Tangents: 🧓 Reflections on Aging &amp; Time Travel<br /><ul><li>Jason wonders what it would be like to go back to being 22 years old.</li><li>Ponders the drawbacks of returning to a younger age with the limitations of that mindset.</li><li>Concludes that despite nostalgia, he wouldn't thrive with his past mindset in today’s life.</li></ul>💸 Broadband Contracts &amp; Mild Existential Math<br /><ul><li>Reads out a letter about his broadband contract expiring.</li><li>Calculates future broadband prices 50 years into the future (up to £116/month at age 105!).</li><li>Mildly panicked over possible price hikes and automatic renewals.</li><li>Reflects on the confusing nature of utility services and automation in customer service.</li></ul>📆 Date Formatting Rant<br /><ul><li>Rants about UK vs. US date formatting.</li><li>Defends the UK format (day/month/year) as the more sensible one.</li><li>Highlights how inconsistent global date conventions cause confusion in digital systems.</li></ul>🐶 Vinny, His Dog, Makes Several (Audible) Cameos<br /><ul><li>Vinny farts multiple times during the episode — Jason notes each one.</li><li>Compares Vinny's eating habits to a snake swallowing a giraffe (which he admits is a nonsense metaphor).</li><li>Describes Vinny’s love of women and how he uses that charm when meeting locals.</li></ul>🌐 Podcast Website Maintenance<br /><ul><li>Discusses updating his website and fixing broken Apple Podcast links.</li><li>Walks through adjusting the menu settings on his site in real time.</li><li>Reflects on the tediousness and technical challenges of managing online content alone.</li><li>Notes concern over fans not seeing new episodes due to podcast feed glitches.</li></ul>🧠 Mental Health Check-In<br /><ul><li>Briefly discusses his diagnosis: bipolar and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder).</li><li>Mentions recent medication changes and side effects (e.g., early waking, disorientation).</li><li>Reveals he has a mental health nurse check-in soon.</li></ul>🎨 Podcast Image Design &amp; Feedback Loop<br /><ul><li>Uses ChatGPT to critique and refine his episode cover art.</li><li>Debates which visual elements to keep: episode numbers, music badges, website URLs, etc.</li><li>Wants to simplify the design for mobile thumbnails.</li><li>Reminisces about creating early podcast images before Canva or AI tools existed.</li></ul>🍕 Hilarious First-Date Fart Story<br /><ul><li>Shares a story about trying to hold in farts on a first date.</li><li>Wishes Vinny had been there at the time — he could have blamed the dog.</li><li>Philosophizes about how bathrooms are the worst (echoiest) place to fart quietly.</li></ul>📺 Streaming Services Deep Dive (Unplanned Tangent)<br /><ul><li>Long, detailed discussion comparing streaming services:<ul><li>Netflix: Complains about pricing tiers and downgraded HD unless you pay more.</li><li>Amazon Prime: Praises it as good value due to free delivery + video.</li><li>Apple TV / Disney+ / ITVX / NOW TV / Sky: Compares costs, features, limitations.</li></ul></li><li>Expresses frustration over fragmented services and the desire for a universal streaming bundle.</li><li>Reflects on subscribing to services for his late uncle ("Uncle Sausages").</li></ul>🗂️ Nostalgic Dive into Old Podcast Images<br /><ul><li>Opens a folder with 700+ podcast images.</li><li>Tries to locate early cover art from before...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,asleep,bore,boring,fall,jason,let,me,netflix,newland,podcast,prime,relaxing,services,sleep,streaming,talk,to,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c2e2c1251e51e2cef17852febaf5c2f0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Discussing My Bipolar &amp; EUPD – LMBYTS#1435</title><link>https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com/products/1435-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep</link><description><![CDATA[🎙️ Discussing My Bipolar &amp; EUPD – LMBYTS#1435<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes<br />📅 Recorded on: 20 September 2025<br />🧠 Topic: Deep personal reflection on mental health, especially bipolar disorder and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder) 🧵 OVERVIEW This episode of Let Me Bore You To Sleep is a raw, meandering, yet heartfelt monologue where Jason Newland reflects on recent tech struggles with his podcast, then opens up about his personal experiences with bipolar disorder and EUPD. It evolves from a casual update into a deep dive into the complexities of living with fluctuating mental health. He discusses diagnosis, therapy, medication, and how others have misunderstood his journey. There's also a lot of self-deprecating humor, honesty, and vulnerability throughout. 🧩 STRUCTURED SUMMARY ⛓️ Part 1: Podcast &amp; Website Woes (~0:00–9:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason is frustrated about recent problems with Apple Podcasts, which drastically dropped his listenership stats.</li><li>He shares that he’s been working hard to fix the issue and reorganize his website, letmeboreyoutosleep.com.</li><li>He’s visibly tired and emotionally drained by the tech issues but reassures listeners that things are working again.</li><li>Shout-outs to new Facebook group members, Karen and Kaylee.</li></ul>🧠 Part 2: Mental Health Journey Begins (~9:00–18:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses a recent GP phone appointment, which resulted in a referral to a mental health nurse and an increase in his medication.</li><li>Humorously notes that he may become even “slower and more boring” with the new dosage.</li><li>Reflects on past manic behavior from 2011 and being diagnosed with bipolar disorder later that year.</li><li>Talks about how his mood swings began in childhood and shares prior experiences with antidepressants and anxiety from as far back as 1995.</li></ul>💊 Part 3: Medication Stigma &amp; Acceptance (~18:00–27:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares a story about a friend at a Buddhist center who encouraged him to accept medication as part of wellness, despite Jason’s initial resistance.</li><li>Uses a humorous appendix analogy to emphasize that you don’t refuse treatment for physical illness—so why for mental health?</li><li>Admits that past judgment from others made him hesitant about long-term medication use.</li></ul>🧍♂️ Part 4: EUPD &amp; Dual Diagnosis (~27:00–42:00)<br /><ul><li>Delves into the co-diagnosis of EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder) and bipolar.</li><li>Shocked to learn of the EUPD diagnosis years after therapy began.</li><li>Recalls a 5-year treatment period that included:<ul><li>DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy)</li><li>Group therapy</li><li>Psychotherapy at home</li></ul></li><li>Shares how mood instability, impulsivity, and difficulty with relationships are key EUPD symptoms he relates to.</li></ul>🎭 Part 5: Humor, Dating, and Disguises (~42:00–59:00)<br /><ul><li>Veers into lighthearted stories:<ul><li>Taking his ferret Andre into town.</li><li>Online dating and profile pictures.</li><li>Hilariously cynical commentary on filtered dating profile photos and photo manipulation.</li></ul></li><li>Recounts a short-lived romantic encounter that ended just before a critical psychiatric evaluation, which ironically led professionals to think he was “fine” due to being in a good mood.</li></ul>⚖️ Part 6: Bipolar Diagnosis – The Real One (~59:00–1:10:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares how in 2011, a new doctor finally took him seriously and referred him for proper diagnosis.</li><li>Officially diagnosed with bipolar affective disorder (again) in December 2011.</li><li>Talks about years of ups and downs, job loss, and therapy.</li><li>Begins understanding his pattern of mood cycles and their impact on life and relationships.</li></ul>📚 Part 7: Final Thoughts – Acceptance &amp; Awareness (~1:10:00–1:22:00)<br /><ul><li>He explores how both bipolar and EUPD explain so much of his lived experience.</li><li>Researches EUPD symptoms live during the recording (fluctuating emotions, impulsivity, relationship challenges).</li><li>Notes that DBT was the key therapy used during treatment—but he hadn’t known that at the time.</li><li>Reflects on how some people’s moods bounce back quickly, while others (like him) have longer, deeper troughs and spikes.</li><li>Ends on a gentle note: encourages listeners to be kind to themselves, feel safe, and allow themselves happiness.</li><li>Mentions the possible reward of a Cornetto. 🍦😄</li></ul>💬 KEY THEMES &amp; TAKEAWAYSTheme Insight Mental health stigma Jason illustrates the long journey of confronting others’ opinions about medication and mental illness. Dual diagnosis His story highlights the complexity of having both bipolar and EUPD—conditions that can overlap but require distinct approaches. Self-awareness &amp; humor Jason’s ability to talk honestly while keeping it light with jokes and analogies makes this reflection accessible. Therapy &amp; treatment DBT, medication, and long-term psychotherapy played huge roles in stabilizing his life. Loneliness &amp; connection Undercurrent of seeking human connection, acceptance, and the ongoing tension between vulnerability and protection.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67837942</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2025 11:37:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67837942/no_music_10_hours_1435_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_discussing_my_bipolar_eupd_jason_newland_20th_september_2025.mp3" length="274311496" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a/116026be-2bdd-4be8-a77e-9ae002f87b4a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>🎙️ Discussing My Bipolar &amp;amp; EUPD – LMBYTS#1435
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes
📅 Recorded on: 20 September 2025
🧠 Topic: Deep personal reflection on mental health, especially bipolar disorder and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder) 🧵...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[🎙️ Discussing My Bipolar &amp; EUPD – LMBYTS#1435<br />⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 22 minutes<br />📅 Recorded on: 20 September 2025<br />🧠 Topic: Deep personal reflection on mental health, especially bipolar disorder and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder) 🧵 OVERVIEW This episode of Let Me Bore You To Sleep is a raw, meandering, yet heartfelt monologue where Jason Newland reflects on recent tech struggles with his podcast, then opens up about his personal experiences with bipolar disorder and EUPD. It evolves from a casual update into a deep dive into the complexities of living with fluctuating mental health. He discusses diagnosis, therapy, medication, and how others have misunderstood his journey. There's also a lot of self-deprecating humor, honesty, and vulnerability throughout. 🧩 STRUCTURED SUMMARY ⛓️ Part 1: Podcast &amp; Website Woes (~0:00–9:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason is frustrated about recent problems with Apple Podcasts, which drastically dropped his listenership stats.</li><li>He shares that he’s been working hard to fix the issue and reorganize his website, letmeboreyoutosleep.com.</li><li>He’s visibly tired and emotionally drained by the tech issues but reassures listeners that things are working again.</li><li>Shout-outs to new Facebook group members, Karen and Kaylee.</li></ul>🧠 Part 2: Mental Health Journey Begins (~9:00–18:00)<br /><ul><li>Jason discusses a recent GP phone appointment, which resulted in a referral to a mental health nurse and an increase in his medication.</li><li>Humorously notes that he may become even “slower and more boring” with the new dosage.</li><li>Reflects on past manic behavior from 2011 and being diagnosed with bipolar disorder later that year.</li><li>Talks about how his mood swings began in childhood and shares prior experiences with antidepressants and anxiety from as far back as 1995.</li></ul>💊 Part 3: Medication Stigma &amp; Acceptance (~18:00–27:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares a story about a friend at a Buddhist center who encouraged him to accept medication as part of wellness, despite Jason’s initial resistance.</li><li>Uses a humorous appendix analogy to emphasize that you don’t refuse treatment for physical illness—so why for mental health?</li><li>Admits that past judgment from others made him hesitant about long-term medication use.</li></ul>🧍♂️ Part 4: EUPD &amp; Dual Diagnosis (~27:00–42:00)<br /><ul><li>Delves into the co-diagnosis of EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder) and bipolar.</li><li>Shocked to learn of the EUPD diagnosis years after therapy began.</li><li>Recalls a 5-year treatment period that included:<ul><li>DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy)</li><li>Group therapy</li><li>Psychotherapy at home</li></ul></li><li>Shares how mood instability, impulsivity, and difficulty with relationships are key EUPD symptoms he relates to.</li></ul>🎭 Part 5: Humor, Dating, and Disguises (~42:00–59:00)<br /><ul><li>Veers into lighthearted stories:<ul><li>Taking his ferret Andre into town.</li><li>Online dating and profile pictures.</li><li>Hilariously cynical commentary on filtered dating profile photos and photo manipulation.</li></ul></li><li>Recounts a short-lived romantic encounter that ended just before a critical psychiatric evaluation, which ironically led professionals to think he was “fine” due to being in a good mood.</li></ul>⚖️ Part 6: Bipolar Diagnosis – The Real One (~59:00–1:10:00)<br /><ul><li>Shares how in 2011, a new doctor finally took him seriously and referred him for proper diagnosis.</li><li>Officially diagnosed with bipolar affective disorder (again) in December 2011.</li><li>Talks about years of ups and downs, job loss, and therapy.</li><li>Begins understanding his pattern of mood cycles and their impact on life and relationships.</li></ul>📚 Part 7: Final Thoughts – Acceptance &amp; Awareness (~1:10:00–1:22:00)<br /><ul><li>He explores how both bipolar and EUPD explain so much of his lived experience.</li><li>Researches EUPD symptoms...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34289</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a658c8090f61fc3921a583c73414c4fc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1434 Let me bore you to sleep | Q&amp;A Friday</title><link>https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com/products/1434-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep</link><description><![CDATA[👉 "#1434 Let Me Bore You to Sleep Q&amp;A Friday – Jason Newland – 19th September 2025"<br /><br />Impact: Listener stats dropped, and Jason fears many fans aren’t aware of the uploads' disappearance.<br /><ul><li>Website Changes:<ul><li>He restored his primary site, <a href="http://JasonNewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a>, with 1,000 of the most recent episodes.</li><li>He discontinued LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com, citing confusion and redundancy.</li><li>Now users can stream 6 versions of each recording (e.g., with/without music, extended versions).</li></ul></li><li>Distribution: Some syncing issues with Spotify remain.</li></ul>❓Q&amp;A SECTION HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 1. “What do you do for downtime besides walking and recording?”<br /><ul><li>Boxing and walking Vinnie (his dog) are daily routines.</li><li>TV &amp; movies are his go-to relaxation tools—especially binge-watching series.</li><li>Not much time for anything else when he’s busy making recordings.</li></ul>🔹 2. “Are you happy?”<br /><ul><li>He finds this question difficult.</li><li>Doesn’t provide a clear answer—seems reflective and ambiguous.</li></ul>🔹 3. “Have you ever collected anything?” Jason gives an epic, sprawling answer that spans decades. Key collections include:<br /><ul><li>Comics as a child: The Dandy, Look-In</li><li>Time Out magazines in London</li><li>Books (science fiction, Star Trek, Wilt, beat generation, philosophy, Buddhism, psychology)</li><li>Stand-up comedy: LPs, videos, cassettes (George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Lenny Bruce, etc.)</li><li>Top Trumps cards (as a kid, but had no one to play with)</li><li>Hypnosis &amp; therapy books (later tied into his professional interest)</li><li>Audio recordings: NLP, self-help, meditation</li><li>Personal journals: 45-50 handwritten journals over 25 years (sadly destroyed)</li></ul>He details many transitions in life, including moving frequently, being evicted, and repeatedly losing his possessions and collections. 🔹 4. “How’s your dad?”<br /><ul><li>Jason says his dad is doing well, recovering energy after treatment for a health condition.</li><li>Recently met up with Jason and his brother.</li><li>Jason notes how rare it is for all of them to be together, especially outside their hometown.</li></ul>🔹 5. “Have you ever done Tai Chi or Qigong? Thoughts on meditation?”<br /><ul><li>Yes to both, lightly practiced at a Buddhist center.</li><li>Strong preference for walking meditation:<ul><li>Focuses on breath, balance, awareness of surroundings.</li><li>Helps manage chronic back pain.</li><li>Uses walking time with Vinnie as a form of mindfulness.</li></ul></li><li>He finds seated meditation uncomfortable due to back issues.</li><li>Expresses appreciation for slow movement practices like Qigong and Tai Chi, especially their meditative elements.</li></ul>🔹 6. “Are older British homes more haunted? Do you think your flat is haunted?”<br /><ul><li>Doesn’t believe in ghosts per se, but:<ul><li>Remembers feeling uneasy in his childhood home.</li><li>Recounts a strange experience with a carpet rising on its own.</li></ul></li><li>Acknowledges that there's more energy in the world than humans can perceive.</li><li>Mostly jokes that his flat is haunted by Vinnie (his dog) and formerly by Andre (his ferret).</li><li>Notes that noisy neighbors are more disturbing than ghosts.</li></ul>🛒 BONUS: Mini Rant About Shampoo (1:15:30)<br /><ul><li>Ordered 10 bottles of shampoo via Uber Eats.</li><li>Only received 1 bottle.</li><li>Cue: "Never been so angry!"</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ TONE &amp; STYLE Jason’s style remains:<br /><ul><li>Meandering and reflective</li><li>Occasionally funny and self-deprecating</li><li>Deeply personal, often nostalgic</li><li>Gentle and soothing despite the tangents</li></ul>🧠 THEMES<br /><ul><li>Technological frustration</li><li>Nostalgia and memory</li><li>Minimalism vs. materialism</li><li>Self-reflection and growth</li><li>Mental and physical wellness</li><li>Gentle humor amidst daily chaos</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67824429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2025 18:29:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67824429/no_music_10_hours_1434_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_q_a_friday_jason_newland_19th_september_2025.mp3" length="279431852" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3/a1830441-b3af-45e7-86a6-43b51a759db3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>👉 "#1434 Let Me Bore You to Sleep Q&amp;amp;A Friday – Jason Newland – 19th September 2025"

Impact: Listener stats dropped, and Jason fears many fans aren’t aware of the uploads' disappearance.

- Website Changes:
    - He restored his primary site,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[👉 "#1434 Let Me Bore You to Sleep Q&amp;A Friday – Jason Newland – 19th September 2025"<br /><br />Impact: Listener stats dropped, and Jason fears many fans aren’t aware of the uploads' disappearance.<br /><ul><li>Website Changes:<ul><li>He restored his primary site, <a href="http://JasonNewland.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">JasonNewland.com</a>, with 1,000 of the most recent episodes.</li><li>He discontinued LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com, citing confusion and redundancy.</li><li>Now users can stream 6 versions of each recording (e.g., with/without music, extended versions).</li></ul></li><li>Distribution: Some syncing issues with Spotify remain.</li></ul>❓Q&amp;A SECTION HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 1. “What do you do for downtime besides walking and recording?”<br /><ul><li>Boxing and walking Vinnie (his dog) are daily routines.</li><li>TV &amp; movies are his go-to relaxation tools—especially binge-watching series.</li><li>Not much time for anything else when he’s busy making recordings.</li></ul>🔹 2. “Are you happy?”<br /><ul><li>He finds this question difficult.</li><li>Doesn’t provide a clear answer—seems reflective and ambiguous.</li></ul>🔹 3. “Have you ever collected anything?” Jason gives an epic, sprawling answer that spans decades. Key collections include:<br /><ul><li>Comics as a child: The Dandy, Look-In</li><li>Time Out magazines in London</li><li>Books (science fiction, Star Trek, Wilt, beat generation, philosophy, Buddhism, psychology)</li><li>Stand-up comedy: LPs, videos, cassettes (George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Lenny Bruce, etc.)</li><li>Top Trumps cards (as a kid, but had no one to play with)</li><li>Hypnosis &amp; therapy books (later tied into his professional interest)</li><li>Audio recordings: NLP, self-help, meditation</li><li>Personal journals: 45-50 handwritten journals over 25 years (sadly destroyed)</li></ul>He details many transitions in life, including moving frequently, being evicted, and repeatedly losing his possessions and collections. 🔹 4. “How’s your dad?”<br /><ul><li>Jason says his dad is doing well, recovering energy after treatment for a health condition.</li><li>Recently met up with Jason and his brother.</li><li>Jason notes how rare it is for all of them to be together, especially outside their hometown.</li></ul>🔹 5. “Have you ever done Tai Chi or Qigong? Thoughts on meditation?”<br /><ul><li>Yes to both, lightly practiced at a Buddhist center.</li><li>Strong preference for walking meditation:<ul><li>Focuses on breath, balance, awareness of surroundings.</li><li>Helps manage chronic back pain.</li><li>Uses walking time with Vinnie as a form of mindfulness.</li></ul></li><li>He finds seated meditation uncomfortable due to back issues.</li><li>Expresses appreciation for slow movement practices like Qigong and Tai Chi, especially their meditative elements.</li></ul>🔹 6. “Are older British homes more haunted? Do you think your flat is haunted?”<br /><ul><li>Doesn’t believe in ghosts per se, but:<ul><li>Remembers feeling uneasy in his childhood home.</li><li>Recounts a strange experience with a carpet rising on its own.</li></ul></li><li>Acknowledges that there's more energy in the world than humans can perceive.</li><li>Mostly jokes that his flat is haunted by Vinnie (his dog) and formerly by Andre (his ferret).</li><li>Notes that noisy neighbors are more disturbing than ghosts.</li></ul>🛒 BONUS: Mini Rant About Shampoo (1:15:30)<br /><ul><li>Ordered 10 bottles of shampoo via Uber Eats.</li><li>Only received 1 bottle.</li><li>Cue: "Never been so angry!"</li></ul>🧘‍♂️ TONE &amp; STYLE Jason’s style remains:<br /><ul><li>Meandering and reflective</li><li>Occasionally funny and self-deprecating</li><li>Deeply personal, often nostalgic</li><li>Gentle and soothing despite the tangents</li></ul>🧠 THEMES<br /><ul><li>Technological frustration</li><li>Nostalgia and memory</li><li>Minimalism vs. materialism</li><li>Self-reflection and growth</li><li>Mental...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>34929</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bore,calm,friday,hypnosis,insomnia,jason,let,me,meditation,mindfulness,newland,podcast,q&amp;a,relief,sleep,therapy,to,voice,walking,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1bfd5472eab36a0e449ce6122292a9d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday</title><link>https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com/products/1433-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep</link><description><![CDATA[(no music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025<br /><br />🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏<br />Website: <a href="https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com</a> ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro &amp; Lighting Talk<br />Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.<br /><br />5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins<br /><ul><li>🌍 Longest and shortest days by country</li><li>Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles</li><li>Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔</li></ul>30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)<br /><ul><li>My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990</li><li>Working night shift at a meter factory</li><li>Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire</li></ul>55:00 – Living with My Dad<br /><ul><li>Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs</li><li>Heating issues and blackout curtains</li><li>How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?</li></ul>1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams &amp; Video Players<br /><ul><li>Selling all my comedy stuff for £250</li><li>Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes</li><li>Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”</li></ul>1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate<br /><ul><li>Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️</li><li>I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...</li></ul>1:25:00 – Outro<br /><ul><li>Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia</li><li>Reminders to be kind to yourself</li><li>“You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”</li></ul>🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.<br /><br />🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67793673</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 13:51:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67793673/no_music_10_hours_1433_let_me_bore_you_to_sleep_trivia_tuesday_jason_newland_16th_september_2025.mp3" length="142482859" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8/1184cf16-9009-4631-a8a3-cead327f0fc8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>(no music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste):...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(no music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025<br /><br />🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏<br />Website: <a href="https://letmeboreyoutosleep.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com</a> ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro &amp; Lighting Talk<br />Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.<br /><br />5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins<br /><ul><li>🌍 Longest and shortest days by country</li><li>Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles</li><li>Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔</li></ul>30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)<br /><ul><li>My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990</li><li>Working night shift at a meter factory</li><li>Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire</li></ul>55:00 – Living with My Dad<br /><ul><li>Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs</li><li>Heating issues and blackout curtains</li><li>How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?</li></ul>1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams &amp; Video Players<br /><ul><li>Selling all my comedy stuff for £250</li><li>Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes</li><li>Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”</li></ul>1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate<br /><ul><li>Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️</li><li>I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...</li></ul>1:25:00 – Outro<br /><ul><li>Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia</li><li>Reminders to be kind to yourself</li><li>“You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”</li></ul>🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.<br /><br />🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35621</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asleep,asmr,bedtime,bore,day,fall,fast,jason,let,longest,me,newland,podcast,relaxing,shortest,sleep,to,trivia,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30d51b6af464d89aebba2b031371628d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours)  #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-1432-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep-monday-s-boring-objects--67768684</link><description><![CDATA[(no music) (10 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Structure<ol><li>Introduction &amp; Purpose<ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, his long-running podcast.</li><li>He speaks gently and slowly, aiming to relax listeners enough to fall asleep.</li><li>There's playful self-awareness, like referring to himself in third person.</li></ul></li><li>Music Nostalgia: Focus on 1980s UK Charts<ul><li>Jason spends the bulk of the episode reflecting on music charts from 1980, and then moves through other parts of the decade.</li><li>He discusses UK hits, obscure songs, chart trivia, and personal reactions to songs from that era.</li><li>Artists discussed include:<ul><li>Blondie (Jason’s favorite)</li><li>Madonna</li><li>The Specials</li><li>Rick Astley</li><li>The Clash</li><li>Duran Duran</li><li>Michael Jackson</li><li>John Lennon</li><li>Shakin’ Stevens</li><li>ABBA</li><li>Paul McCartney &amp; Stevie Wonder</li><li>and many more</li></ul></li></ul></li><li>Personal Stories &amp; Reflections<ul><li>Memories of:<ul><li>Going to the seaside with his dad</li><li>Attending concerts with a BBC producer friend named Helen</li><li>Meeting Terry Hall from The Specials (without realizing who he was)</li><li>Childhood excitement around recording the Top 40 on cassette tapes</li><li>Listening to Tide Is High by Blondie with his brother</li></ul></li><li>These stories are told in a free-associative, wandering style that moves between years, people, and places fluidly.</li></ul></li><li>Pop Culture &amp; TV<ul><li>Jason reminisces about watching classic TV shows like MASH, Cheers, The Young Ones, and Bottom.</li><li>Talks about early black-and-white TVs, pretending to fall down stairs to get a day off school, and sneaky bedtime stories.</li></ul></li><li>Funny, Lighthearted Tangents<ul><li>Reenacts a jokey workplace sketch based on Joe Dolce’s Shaddap You Face</li><li>Talks about his attempts at roller skating and "eel-style" swimming</li><li>Pokes fun at his weight loss journey with Taekwondo (self-deprecating and humorous)</li></ul></li><li>Emotional &amp; Sentimental Moments<ul><li>Describes his deep attachment to his childhood home</li><li>Expresses love for the song Imagine and sadness over John Lennon’s death</li><li>Reflects on feeling different from his family growing up, craving quiet and space</li></ul></li><li>Observations About Music Evolution<ul><li>Talks about the transition from vinyl to cassette to CD</li><li>Comments on UK vs. US chart differences</li><li>Notes how certain artists didn’t chart well in the US despite UK success (e.g., Blondie)</li></ul></li><li>Closing Thoughts<ul><li>Wraps up with a kind, gentle sign-off: encouraging listeners to be kind to themselves, feel safe, and drift off peacefully.</li><li>Reminds us: "You deserve to be happy. Lots of love. Bye."</li></ul></li></ol>🎵 Music Lovers’ Goldmine This episode is like a personal mixtape meets sleep story. It's packed with:<ul><li>Music history</li><li>UK pop culture</li><li>Hidden chart trivia</li><li>Behind-the-scenes anecdotes</li><li>A big ol’ dose of nostalgia</li></ul>If you ever wanted to summarize British musical history via sleepy storytelling, this is the one.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67768684</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 17:14:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67768684/no_music_10_hours_monday_s_boring_objects_lmbyts_1432_jason_newland_15th_september_2025.mp3" length="140037505" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22/fa78e80b-98bf-40a1-9145-0b745038bc22.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Jason Newland</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>(no music) (10 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

🧠 Main Themes &amp;amp; Structure
- Introduction &amp;amp; Purpose
    - Jason welcomes listeners to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[(no music) (10 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025<br /><br />🧠 Main Themes &amp; Structure<ol><li>Introduction &amp; Purpose<ul><li>Jason welcomes listeners to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, his long-running podcast.</li><li>He speaks gently and slowly, aiming to relax listeners enough to fall asleep.</li><li>There's playful self-awareness, like referring to himself in third person.</li></ul></li><li>Music Nostalgia: Focus on 1980s UK Charts<ul><li>Jason spends the bulk of the episode reflecting on music charts from 1980, and then moves through other parts of the decade.</li><li>He discusses UK hits, obscure songs, chart trivia, and personal reactions to songs from that era.</li><li>Artists discussed include:<ul><li>Blondie (Jason’s favorite)</li><li>Madonna</li><li>The Specials</li><li>Rick Astley</li><li>The Clash</li><li>Duran Duran</li><li>Michael Jackson</li><li>John Lennon</li><li>Shakin’ Stevens</li><li>ABBA</li><li>Paul McCartney &amp; Stevie Wonder</li><li>and many more</li></ul></li></ul></li><li>Personal Stories &amp; Reflections<ul><li>Memories of:<ul><li>Going to the seaside with his dad</li><li>Attending concerts with a BBC producer friend named Helen</li><li>Meeting Terry Hall from The Specials (without realizing who he was)</li><li>Childhood excitement around recording the Top 40 on cassette tapes</li><li>Listening to Tide Is High by Blondie with his brother</li></ul></li><li>These stories are told in a free-associative, wandering style that moves between years, people, and places fluidly.</li></ul></li><li>Pop Culture &amp; TV<ul><li>Jason reminisces about watching classic TV shows like MASH, Cheers, The Young Ones, and Bottom.</li><li>Talks about early black-and-white TVs, pretending to fall down stairs to get a day off school, and sneaky bedtime stories.</li></ul></li><li>Funny, Lighthearted Tangents<ul><li>Reenacts a jokey workplace sketch based on Joe Dolce’s Shaddap You Face</li><li>Talks about his attempts at roller skating and "eel-style" swimming</li><li>Pokes fun at his weight loss journey with Taekwondo (self-deprecating and humorous)</li></ul></li><li>Emotional &amp; Sentimental Moments<ul><li>Describes his deep attachment to his childhood home</li><li>Expresses love for the song Imagine and sadness over John Lennon’s death</li><li>Reflects on feeling different from his family growing up, craving quiet and space</li></ul></li><li>Observations About Music Evolution<ul><li>Talks about the transition from vinyl to cassette to CD</li><li>Comments on UK vs. US chart differences</li><li>Notes how certain artists didn’t chart well in the US despite UK success (e.g., Blondie)</li></ul></li><li>Closing Thoughts<ul><li>Wraps up with a kind, gentle sign-off: encouraging listeners to be kind to themselves, feel safe, and drift off peacefully.</li><li>Reminds us: "You deserve to be happy. Lots of love. Bye."</li></ul></li></ol>🎵 Music Lovers’ Goldmine This episode is like a personal mixtape meets sleep story. It's packed with:<ul><li>Music history</li><li>UK pop culture</li><li>Hidden chart trivia</li><li>Behind-the-scenes anecdotes</li><li>A big ol’ dose of nostalgia</li></ul>If you ever wanted to summarize British musical history via sleepy storytelling, this is the one.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>35010</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8512291fca689114c73f4a11217d8939.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>(no music) (10 hours) Q&amp;A Friday | LMBYTS #1431 | Jason Newland | 14th September 2025</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-music-10-hours-q-a-friday-lmbyts-1431-jason-newland-14th-september-2025--67753551</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67753551</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2025 14:20:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure 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