https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/excuse-us--6179435/supportMeanwhile, a shadowy corporation known as Blind Corp. looms over the narrative. Behind the scenes, two operatives from Blind Corp work to piece together the mystery of the zombie apocalypse that tore the town apart, questioning Catherine in an attempt to understand the horror that unfolded.
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Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/excuse-us--6179435/support.]]>enFictionRodrigo Poolhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/44ca787a64e84da780e4803e29b33c6b.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/excuse-us--6179435/supportMon, 13 Jul 2026 14:46:33 +0000Rodrigo PoolRodrigo Poolrodrigogpool@gmail.com*Excuse Us* is a darkly humorous, post-apocalyptic radio play set in the quiet town of Joiceville, where something went wrong at the local diner. The series is told through the perspective of Catherine L. Dee, the only survivor, as she recounts the...Meanwhile, a shadowy corporation known as Blind Corp. looms over the narrative. Behind the scenes, two operatives from Blind Corp work to piece together the mystery of the zombie apocalypse that tore the town apart, questioning Catherine in an attempt to understand the horror that unfolded.
The series blends cosmic horror, dark comedy, and human drama, as it explores themes of survival, corporate overreach, and the madness beneath the surface of a seemingly peaceful town.

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*Excuse Us is an independent audio drama about a town falling apart, a mind cracking open, and the quiet, procedural terror of a corporation that won’t stay dead. Every word, sound, and spiral is crafted by a single human. Some voices are synthesized, but the collapse is entirely handmade.


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At 5:17 a.m., Ms. Dee reflects on life's unpredictability and her nephew Dylan's struggles. As she recalls a past birthday dinner's emotional fallout, Agent D. Willson arrives, hinting at deeper mysteries. This episode blends introspection, family bonds, and an air of unfolding intrigue.

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