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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Parks n Wrecked</title><link>https://www.parkswreckedpod.com</link><description><![CDATA[We watch the show Parks and Rec while chatting with someone from the parks and rec department, all while getting parks n wrecked. Let's do it.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/6170894/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Joey</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg</url><title>Parks n Wrecked</title><link>https://www.parkswreckedpod.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 15:04:39 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Joey</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>We watch the show Parks and Rec while chatting with someone from the parks and rec department, all while getting parks n wrecked. Let's do it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We watch the show Parks and Rec while chatting with someone from the parks and rec department, all while getting parks n wrecked. Let's do it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:category text="Government"/><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>A Parks and Recreation Pandemic Special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-parks-and-recreation-pandemic-special--59907349</link><description><![CDATA[Goodness, this is a weird one. But would you expect anything less from the FINAL EPISODE EVER?! The Parks and Rec crew reunite several years after the series finale, hosting a handful of Gryzzl one-on-one and conference calls. All of our favorites are here — Leslie and Ron have a couple of touching heart-to-hearts and Donna is looking exceptionally good with her gorgeous lighting in her closet. We’ve got lots of fun cameos from folks like Councilman Jamm, Dennis Feinstein, Joan Callamezzo, Perd Hapley, and Jean-Ralphio, who is flush with cash but INCREDIBLY bored. If only that fake phone number actually worked… Meanwhile, the writers have to get creative on how show couples like Ann and Chris and April and Andy can’t be seen together. If you rewatch this episode, you may notice a couple of the very overused phrases like “these trying times,” but hey, we didn’t know what was to come back then. Plus, this episode raised at least $3 million for Feeding America, which is fantastic. Plus, we dive into popular club hits from the late 00s and early 10s, put on a ton of wacky sound effects, and discuss the people who have won an EGOT (they’re hard to guess!). Also, does Sean need to buy himself a coffee machine? Doing this podcast has been a blast and we’ve loved hanging out with you every week. But this isn’t goodbye forever. We’ve got some cool things planned — keep an eye here and on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> for updates! EPISODE<br />A Parks and Recreation Special DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: <a href="https://whisky.suntory.com/en/na/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Suntori Whisky Toki</a><br />Haleigh: <a href="https://deepeddyvodka.com/lemon/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka</a> with Blood Orange Soda<br />Sean: Tequila, Sake, <a href="https://devilsriverwhiskey.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Devils River Bourbon Whiskey</a>, and <a href="https://www.fireballwhisky.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Fireball Cinnamon Whisky</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean Moments from the Pandemic CATEGORIES<br />Streaming Services]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3ef3ab01-766f-4f39-8232-6f207362cdc8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 05:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907349/default_tc.mp3" length="100009180" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34f6782c-0351-401d-9ba6-b50ba1c9ad51/34f6782c-0351-401d-9ba6-b50ba1c9ad51.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goodness, this is a weird one. But would you expect anything less from the FINAL EPISODE EVER?! The Parks and Rec crew reunite several years after the series finale, hosting a handful of Gryzzl one-on-one and conference calls. All of our favorites are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goodness, this is a weird one. But would you expect anything less from the FINAL EPISODE EVER?! The Parks and Rec crew reunite several years after the series finale, hosting a handful of Gryzzl one-on-one and conference calls. All of our favorites are here — Leslie and Ron have a couple of touching heart-to-hearts and Donna is looking exceptionally good with her gorgeous lighting in her closet. We’ve got lots of fun cameos from folks like Councilman Jamm, Dennis Feinstein, Joan Callamezzo, Perd Hapley, and Jean-Ralphio, who is flush with cash but INCREDIBLY bored. If only that fake phone number actually worked… Meanwhile, the writers have to get creative on how show couples like Ann and Chris and April and Andy can’t be seen together. If you rewatch this episode, you may notice a couple of the very overused phrases like “these trying times,” but hey, we didn’t know what was to come back then. Plus, this episode raised at least $3 million for Feeding America, which is fantastic. Plus, we dive into popular club hits from the late 00s and early 10s, put on a ton of wacky sound effects, and discuss the people who have won an EGOT (they’re hard to guess!). Also, does Sean need to buy himself a coffee machine? Doing this podcast has been a blast and we’ve loved hanging out with you every week. But this isn’t goodbye forever. We’ve got some cool things planned — keep an eye here and on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> for updates! EPISODE<br />A Parks and Recreation Special DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: <a href="https://whisky.suntory.com/en/na/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Suntori Whisky Toki</a><br />Haleigh: <a href="https://deepeddyvodka.com/lemon/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka</a> with Blood Orange Soda<br />Sean: Tequila, Sake, <a href="https://devilsriverwhiskey.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Devils River Bourbon Whiskey</a>, and <a href="https://www.fireballwhisky.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Fireball Cinnamon Whisky</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean Moments from the Pandemic CATEGORIES<br />Streaming Services]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6251</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anger journal,ben wyatt,dennis feinstein,donna meagle,jean ralphio saperstein,joan callamezzo,leslie knope,pandemic television,parks and rec,parks and recreation,perd hapley,reunion episode,ron swanson,special episode</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Yes, I'm Ready. *Dramatic Music Intensifies*</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/yes-i-m-ready-dramatic-music-intensifies--59907352</link><description><![CDATA[We’re recapping season 7! What were the best moments from the last season ever of Parks of Rec? Certainly wasn’t the Johnny Karate musical show, we’ll tell you that much. And who are the best bit characters from the Pawnee crew? We’re covering it all!Plus, Sean and Haleigh take a quiz naming popular workplace sitcom characters, we talk about sock hops and what song would be delightful to hear during one, and Sean shares his experience of playing hockey and scoring a game-winning goal during a shootout.Also, remember when Apple forced an album from U2 onto all of its products? Those were good times. And what are the odds that you would die on your birthday? We do a deep dive into that very topic.Finally, what should Haleigh do for her punishment after losing trivia? We wanna hear from you! In the meantime, <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">give James Blunt’s Twitter a follow</a>.P.S. Sorry for Sean’s audio quality in parts of this one. He tried a new microphone and…well, there are still some kinks to be worked out with it. Nothing like the penultimate episode to give something wild a spin!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Solera 1847 Jerez Xeres Sherry from Gonzalez Byass Jerez<br />Sean: Multiple White Claws]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4c58a26f-2934-40fd-8701-9cb70b543a94</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907352/default_tc.mp3" length="56591998" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a/8825b7f7-b836-4d54-b639-56008eb2649a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re recapping season 7! What were the best moments from the last season ever of Parks of Rec? Certainly wasn’t the Johnny Karate musical show, we’ll tell you that much. And who are the best bit characters from the Pawnee crew? We’re covering it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re recapping season 7! What were the best moments from the last season ever of Parks of Rec? Certainly wasn’t the Johnny Karate musical show, we’ll tell you that much. And who are the best bit characters from the Pawnee crew? We’re covering it all!Plus, Sean and Haleigh take a quiz naming popular workplace sitcom characters, we talk about sock hops and what song would be delightful to hear during one, and Sean shares his experience of playing hockey and scoring a game-winning goal during a shootout.Also, remember when Apple forced an album from U2 onto all of its products? Those were good times. And what are the odds that you would die on your birthday? We do a deep dive into that very topic.Finally, what should Haleigh do for her punishment after losing trivia? We wanna hear from you! In the meantime, <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">give James Blunt’s Twitter a follow</a>.P.S. Sorry for Sean’s audio quality in parts of this one. He tried a new microphone and…well, there are still some kinks to be worked out with it. Nothing like the penultimate episode to give something wild a spin!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Solera 1847 Jerez Xeres Sherry from Gonzalez Byass Jerez<br />Sean: Multiple White Claws]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3537</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,finale,hockey goals,james blunt,leslie knope,one last ride,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,season 7,sherry,sock hops,trivia punishment,u2</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Joe Biden Knows His Way Around a Seafood Risotto</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/joe-biden-knows-his-way-around-a-seafood-risotto--59907357</link><description><![CDATA[We’re finishing up what we started last episode! We see the Parks and Rec crew doing their darnedest to satisfy one more Pawnee citizen before they scatter across the country and never (or at least rarely) see each other in the same room again.Meanwhile, we’re continuing to jump ahead to the future, from 2018 all the way to 2035. And there are lots of great questions to be answered. Will Shauna Malwae-Tweep find eternal happiness? How big will Andy and April’s kid’s head be? Where will Ron end up working? What will Leslie have named after her, and will it be displeasing? Will we have special guest appearances and will Sean be super excited about them?Plus, how many college basketball players can Haleigh name? Sean finally pays up his season 6 trivia loss debt (<a href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/983120500" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check some of the footage here</a>), the proper way to row a canoe, what Ben Wyatt smells like, a walk through the different Two-Faces from Batman, whether Leslie would be a good boss, and the best games on The Price is Right. Joey apologizes for getting the name of Cliffhangers wrong.And we’ve got a special guest this episode! Friend of the podcast and Sean’s coworker Heather joins to chat about the grand finale of Parks and Rec (but not of Parks n Wrecked). We’ll try to teach her how to speak into the microphone next time but hopefully, you can still hear her many witty comments.EPISODE<br />S7, E13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Apple and ginger Frankly Organic Vodka and Dreams Aren’t This Good Salsa and Chips<br />Haleigh: Daiquiri<br />Sean: Straight tequila<br />Heather: Tom CollinsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of chipsCATEGORIES<br />Bones and muscles in the human body]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f51a258e-cc11-46ff-8c9f-1b44c3d8954c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907357/default_tc.mp3" length="74067865" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/10498def-525d-457d-936e-01ac139c0660/10498def-525d-457d-936e-01ac139c0660.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re finishing up what we started last episode! We see the Parks and Rec crew doing their darnedest to satisfy one more Pawnee citizen before they scatter across the country and never (or at least rarely) see each other in the same room...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re finishing up what we started last episode! We see the Parks and Rec crew doing their darnedest to satisfy one more Pawnee citizen before they scatter across the country and never (or at least rarely) see each other in the same room again.Meanwhile, we’re continuing to jump ahead to the future, from 2018 all the way to 2035. And there are lots of great questions to be answered. Will Shauna Malwae-Tweep find eternal happiness? How big will Andy and April’s kid’s head be? Where will Ron end up working? What will Leslie have named after her, and will it be displeasing? Will we have special guest appearances and will Sean be super excited about them?Plus, how many college basketball players can Haleigh name? Sean finally pays up his season 6 trivia loss debt (<a href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/983120500" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check some of the footage here</a>), the proper way to row a canoe, what Ben Wyatt smells like, a walk through the different Two-Faces from Batman, whether Leslie would be a good boss, and the best games on The Price is Right. Joey apologizes for getting the name of Cliffhangers wrong.And we’ve got a special guest this episode! Friend of the podcast and Sean’s coworker Heather joins to chat about the grand finale of Parks and Rec (but not of Parks n Wrecked). We’ll try to teach her how to speak into the microphone next time but hopefully, you can still hear her many witty comments.EPISODE<br />S7, E13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Apple and ginger Frankly Organic Vodka and Dreams Aren’t This Good Salsa and Chips<br />Haleigh: Daiquiri<br />Sean: Straight tequila<br />Heather: Tom CollinsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of chipsCATEGORIES<br />Bones and muscles in the human body]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4630</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,ben wyatt,chris and ann,daiquiri,dreams aren't this good,frankly organic vodka,ice bucket challenge,leslie knope,one last ride,parks and rec,parks and recreation,price is right,series finale,shauna malwae tweep,tequila,tom collins,two-face</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Be Suspicious</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-be-suspicious--59907355</link><description><![CDATA[Some of the crew is moving to Washington D.C. (and other places, as we’ll soon see), so Leslie is getting the gang together for one last ride. What started out as a presentation with song and dance turns into a final problem-solving adventure.Meanwhile, we’re jumping into the future! Will Craig and Typhoon end up together after all? What’s Donna up to six years from now? Will Andy ever learn about Sandra Day O’Connor? How many restaurants will Tom open up? Will Garry have a successful run as mayor? Can Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa successfully pull off a heist without being suspicious? The answer to some of these questions is “yes”; for others, it’s “no”. Still others have longer answers. And I’ve been Perd Hapley.Plus, the massive secret (but not so secret) Lyndon B. Johnson was hiding, cutting the line at amusement parks when you’re in a wheelchair, the famous John Lennon and Yoko Ono picture from Rolling Stone, how inconvenient it is for maintenance to be closed on a Friday, and getting banned from restaurants.EPISODE<br />S7, E12: One Last Ride (Pt. 1)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Dirty Martinis made from Treaty Oak Distilling Old Yaupin Gin, Barsmith Dirty Martini Olive Brine Mix, T.W. Hollister Oso de Oro Sweet Vermouth, and Mezzetta Martini Olives<br />Sean: Toothpaste and Listerine (we don’t understand it, either)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />International Travel AdventuresCATEGORIES<br />Chain Restaurants]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0a31922f-b7c0-476b-8696-fdf8215169ab</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2021 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907355/default_tc.mp3" length="82462000" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c/da71353a-a71f-452b-9c30-40dacc752d9c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some of the crew is moving to Washington D.C. (and other places, as we’ll soon see), so Leslie is getting the gang together for one last ride. What started out as a presentation with song and dance turns into a final problem-solving...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some of the crew is moving to Washington D.C. (and other places, as we’ll soon see), so Leslie is getting the gang together for one last ride. What started out as a presentation with song and dance turns into a final problem-solving adventure.Meanwhile, we’re jumping into the future! Will Craig and Typhoon end up together after all? What’s Donna up to six years from now? Will Andy ever learn about Sandra Day O’Connor? How many restaurants will Tom open up? Will Garry have a successful run as mayor? Can Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa successfully pull off a heist without being suspicious? The answer to some of these questions is “yes”; for others, it’s “no”. Still others have longer answers. And I’ve been Perd Hapley.Plus, the massive secret (but not so secret) Lyndon B. Johnson was hiding, cutting the line at amusement parks when you’re in a wheelchair, the famous John Lennon and Yoko Ono picture from Rolling Stone, how inconvenient it is for maintenance to be closed on a Friday, and getting banned from restaurants.EPISODE<br />S7, E12: One Last Ride (Pt. 1)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Dirty Martinis made from Treaty Oak Distilling Old Yaupin Gin, Barsmith Dirty Martini Olive Brine Mix, T.W. Hollister Oso de Oro Sweet Vermouth, and Mezzetta Martini Olives<br />Sean: Toothpaste and Listerine (we don’t understand it, either)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />International Travel AdventuresCATEGORIES<br />Chain Restaurants]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5154</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cones of dunshire,craig and typhoon,dont be suspicious,futuristic world,having babies,in the future,lyndon b johnson,mayor garry gergich,one last ride,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rolling stone,sandra dee oconnor,tom's bistro,two parter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pills, Baby!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pills-baby--59907363</link><description><![CDATA[Mayor Gunderson has passed away, so the town needs to find a new mayor. That means Ben and April are on the job search for a suitable replacement. It’s a who’s who of Pawnee’s finest (and most ridiculous), and Garry is there to notarize whatever happens. But wait! This episode is called two funerals, so there must be another one — and Ron finds out it’s someone close to him. He, Donna, and Andy all pay their respects to a terrific barber.Meanwhile, Leslie convinces Tom that now is the time to propose to Lucy. Ever the showman, Tom decides he wants a multimedia proposal, which involves destroying a jewelry store, a lot of banners, and a live chorus. It ain’t subtle…or is it?Plus, the sturdiness of jewelry store glass cases, “famous” shows we haven’t seen, and Haleigh and Sean GO OFF about the stupid rules of basketball, from intentional fouling to spending 15 minutes dissecting Zapruder Film-esque replays of a ball possibly deflecting off of a player’s shorts.EPISODE<br />S7, E11: Two FuneralsDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Ben Davis Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery<br />Sean: Sean MargsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Series Finales (YES THERE ARE A FEW SPOILERS, SEAN APOLOGIZES)CATEGORIES<br />Comic Strips]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cd944031-3d45-4cd7-b109-c1766c8ee36e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907363/default_tc.mp3" length="63582365" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aaa02f21-7402-49a3-ba8a-3a86f351e56d/aaa02f21-7402-49a3-ba8a-3a86f351e56d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aaa02f21-7402-49a3-ba8a-3a86f351e56d/aaa02f21-7402-49a3-ba8a-3a86f351e56d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mayor Gunderson has passed away, so the town needs to find a new mayor. That means Ben and April are on the job search for a suitable replacement. It’s a who’s who of Pawnee’s finest (and most ridiculous), and Garry is there to notarize whatever...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mayor Gunderson has passed away, so the town needs to find a new mayor. That means Ben and April are on the job search for a suitable replacement. It’s a who’s who of Pawnee’s finest (and most ridiculous), and Garry is there to notarize whatever happens. But wait! This episode is called two funerals, so there must be another one — and Ron finds out it’s someone close to him. He, Donna, and Andy all pay their respects to a terrific barber.Meanwhile, Leslie convinces Tom that now is the time to propose to Lucy. Ever the showman, Tom decides he wants a multimedia proposal, which involves destroying a jewelry store, a lot of banners, and a live chorus. It ain’t subtle…or is it?Plus, the sturdiness of jewelry store glass cases, “famous” shows we haven’t seen, and Haleigh and Sean GO OFF about the stupid rules of basketball, from intentional fouling to spending 15 minutes dissecting Zapruder Film-esque replays of a ball possibly deflecting off of a player’s shorts.EPISODE<br />S7, E11: Two FuneralsDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: Ben Davis Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery<br />Sean: Sean MargsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Series Finales (YES THERE ARE A FEW SPOILERS, SEAN APOLOGIZES)CATEGORIES<br />Comic Strips]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>basketball games,famous shows,garry gergich,jewelry store,march madness,mayor gunderson,multimedia proposal,ncaa,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee mayor,pills baby,tom and lucy,two funerals</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One-Way Ticket to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-way-ticket-to-the-funky-monkey-dunk-tank--59907365</link><description><![CDATA[With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh…it’s kind of silly occasionally, so…yay?Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball, while April is worried that she’s ruining the one thing he loves by moving to Washington, D.C. Ben gets chided for being a nerd, Ron makes some wood, and John Cena shows up, for some reason. Look, it’s not a great episode, okay? We do like all the fake commercials spliced into the episode, though.Meanwhile, SNL movies that were made from questionable premises, the hypocrisy of the NCAA, the joys of snacking on buckeyes, and how good would a Paunch Burger be in real life?Plus, Sean achieved a HUGE milestone. Tune in to see what it is! EPISODE<br />S7, E10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Gold Rush Cocktail<br />Sean: Tequila Sunrise Cocktail<br />Haleigh: Water (BORING)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Parks and Rec CharactersCATEGORIES<br />2021 NCAA Tournament Teams]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">faeefdea-4434-4d59-86fc-e263945d2672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907365/default_tc.mp3" length="54475611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh…it’s kind of silly occasionally, so…yay?Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh…it’s kind of silly occasionally, so…yay?Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball, while April is worried that she’s ruining the one thing he loves by moving to Washington, D.C. Ben gets chided for being a nerd, Ron makes some wood, and John Cena shows up, for some reason. Look, it’s not a great episode, okay? We do like all the fake commercials spliced into the episode, though.Meanwhile, SNL movies that were made from questionable premises, the hypocrisy of the NCAA, the joys of snacking on buckeyes, and how good would a Paunch Burger be in real life?Plus, Sean achieved a HUGE milestone. Tune in to see what it is! EPISODE<br />S7, E10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Gold Rush Cocktail<br />Sean: Tequila Sunrise Cocktail<br />Haleigh: Water (BORING)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Parks and Rec CharactersCATEGORIES<br />2021 NCAA Tournament Teams]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3405</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy dwyer,gold rush,john cena,johnny karate,karate chop,lincoln memorial,mailman barry,parks and rec,parks and recreation,perd hapley,super awesome musical explosio,tequila sunrise,washington dc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time to Get Baking, Daddy Want Pie!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-to-get-baking-daddy-want-pie--59907359</link><description><![CDATA[Ben is running for Congress, and that means Leslie needs to make a pie. But, you know what? That’s pretty darn oppressive, so we bet Leslie and Ben can come up with a good plan to let folks know what’s what.Meanwhile, Ron, April, and Andy are on a treasure hunt for the ages to discover the whereabouts of a spare key Ron lent to April. Donna enjoys a nostalgia trip as she watches Garry drop all kinds of things down a grate at City Hall.There are plenty of guest spots in this episode, too, from Maribeth Monroe to Chris Gethard. And Harris and Brett are here! What a super fun time.Plus, changing the words to songs when you sing them, chaos inside of swimming pools, and that time the Four Tops made a repeat version of “Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch” with “It’s The Same Old Song.” Also, where the heck has Diane been?EPISODE<br />S7, E9: Pie-MaryDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: French 75 made with Dry Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak Distillery<br />Sean: White Claw Hard Seltzer and Six Fireball ShotsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of PieCATEGORIES<br />Sesame Street Characters]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f855c64f-ecda-4fe9-8ca8-006061741909</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907359/default_tc.mp3" length="56378003" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a/10283c03-7f99-467f-9b38-9535a6c9378a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben is running for Congress, and that means Leslie needs to make a pie. But, you know what? That’s pretty darn oppressive, so we bet Leslie and Ben can come up with a good plan to let folks know what’s what.Meanwhile, Ron, April, and Andy are on a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben is running for Congress, and that means Leslie needs to make a pie. But, you know what? That’s pretty darn oppressive, so we bet Leslie and Ben can come up with a good plan to let folks know what’s what.Meanwhile, Ron, April, and Andy are on a treasure hunt for the ages to discover the whereabouts of a spare key Ron lent to April. Donna enjoys a nostalgia trip as she watches Garry drop all kinds of things down a grate at City Hall.There are plenty of guest spots in this episode, too, from Maribeth Monroe to Chris Gethard. And Harris and Brett are here! What a super fun time.Plus, changing the words to songs when you sing them, chaos inside of swimming pools, and that time the Four Tops made a repeat version of “Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch” with “It’s The Same Old Song.” Also, where the heck has Diane been?EPISODE<br />S7, E9: Pie-MaryDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: French 75 made with Dry Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak Distillery<br />Sean: White Claw Hard Seltzer and Six Fireball ShotsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of PieCATEGORIES<br />Sesame Street Characters]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3524</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baking pies,fireball shots,four tops,french 75,garry gergich,harris and brett,parks and rec,parks and recreation,piemary,podcast,podcasting,sesame street,treasure hunt,white claw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Well Then, Welcome to the Terrordome</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/well-then-welcome-to-the-terrordome--59907361</link><description><![CDATA[April no longer wants to work in the government, but she’s afraid to tell Leslie because, you know…it’s Leslie. She freaks out over a binder color change. We’ll see if April can pull this off — she deserves to be happy! And there are a ton of Senators in this episode — special shout out to Cory Booker and Orrin Hatch and their Polynesian folk band Across the Isle.Meanwhile, back in Pawnee, Ben, Andy, and Ron are looking for a new career for April. We also learn Ron has at least three brothers. Are they just like him? Yes. Yes they are.Plus, far too much ASMR as Sean sips a new drink, weird and gross people at Chili’s, and having dance parties in your living room. Sean <i>finally</i> joined Twitter, too, so he’s gotten quite the wakeup call to that world thanks to Oprah’s interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.And it’s Haleigh’s birthday! Happy birthday, Haleigh!EPISODE<br />S7, E8: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Haleigh: Moonstone Coconut Lemongrass Negori Sake from Madam Mam’s<br />Joey: Springdale White Ale from Friends &amp; Allies Brewing<br />Sean: The Taste of Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer by Odd Side AlesTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Experiences for Sean While Getting the Covid-19 VaccineCATEGORIES<br />Motown Artists]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1775eac5-4fe8-4ce5-94d7-620feb648bac</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2021 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907361/default_tc.mp3" length="62988027" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239/99b6de1f-adf2-48e3-aad7-a8c3b1ada239.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>April no longer wants to work in the government, but she’s afraid to tell Leslie because, you know…it’s Leslie. She freaks out over a binder color change. We’ll see if April can pull this off — she deserves to be happy! And there are a ton of Senators...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[April no longer wants to work in the government, but she’s afraid to tell Leslie because, you know…it’s Leslie. She freaks out over a binder color change. We’ll see if April can pull this off — she deserves to be happy! And there are a ton of Senators in this episode — special shout out to Cory Booker and Orrin Hatch and their Polynesian folk band Across the Isle.Meanwhile, back in Pawnee, Ben, Andy, and Ron are looking for a new career for April. We also learn Ron has at least three brothers. Are they just like him? Yes. Yes they are.Plus, far too much ASMR as Sean sips a new drink, weird and gross people at Chili’s, and having dance parties in your living room. Sean <i>finally</i> joined Twitter, too, so he’s gotten quite the wakeup call to that world thanks to Oprah’s interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.And it’s Haleigh’s birthday! Happy birthday, Haleigh!EPISODE<br />S7, E8: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Haleigh: Moonstone Coconut Lemongrass Negori Sake from Madam Mam’s<br />Joey: Springdale White Ale from Friends &amp; Allies Brewing<br />Sean: The Taste of Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer by Odd Side AlesTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Experiences for Sean While Getting the Covid-19 VaccineCATEGORIES<br />Motown Artists]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3937</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>across the isle,april ludgate,meghan markle,ms ludgate dwyer goes to washi,oprah,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasting,prince harry,senators,washington dc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I AM Interested, But Now is Not the Time!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-am-interested-but-now-is-not-the-time--59907368</link><description><![CDATA[Donna and Joe are getting married! That means a lot of Meagles in one setting. It’s up to April to stop the drama that is sure to follow, which may include making Ginuwine cry. We also see Ron put his foot in his mouth in a rare case of being a spectacular buffoon around Tom and Lucy.Meanwhile, Leslie and Ben get drunk and commit to a pretty wild lifestyle change. We’ll have to find out what that is, but if Jen Barkley is involved, we’re all in. Questlove is also here, so it’s truly a good day.Plus, overindulging on cookies, some of the wildest adventures you can find at arcades, and it’s Merlin’s adoptiversary! What a special guy.EPISODE<br />S7, E7: Donna and JoeDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Southern Brunch from Southern Star Brewing Company<br />Sean: Squirt Gun IPA from Real Ale Brewing<br />Haleigh: Pomegranate MargaritaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Current SNL Cast MembersCATEGORIES<br />Arcade Games]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">59148333-0690-49f6-af4c-1f84561fa89a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907368/default_tc.mp3" length="59248287" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f/dd3472ca-5343-4a3c-9906-138d01f1736f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Donna and Joe are getting married! That means a lot of Meagles in one setting. It’s up to April to stop the drama that is sure to follow, which may include making Ginuwine cry. We also see Ron put his foot in his mouth in a rare case of being a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Donna and Joe are getting married! That means a lot of Meagles in one setting. It’s up to April to stop the drama that is sure to follow, which may include making Ginuwine cry. We also see Ron put his foot in his mouth in a rare case of being a spectacular buffoon around Tom and Lucy.Meanwhile, Leslie and Ben get drunk and commit to a pretty wild lifestyle change. We’ll have to find out what that is, but if Jen Barkley is involved, we’re all in. Questlove is also here, so it’s truly a good day.Plus, overindulging on cookies, some of the wildest adventures you can find at arcades, and it’s Merlin’s adoptiversary! What a special guy.EPISODE<br />S7, E7: Donna and JoeDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Southern Brunch from Southern Star Brewing Company<br />Sean: Squirt Gun IPA from Real Ale Brewing<br />Haleigh: Pomegranate MargaritaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Current SNL Cast MembersCATEGORIES<br />Arcade Games]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3703</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adoptiversary,arcade games,donna and joe,eating cookies,ginuwine,jen barkley,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasting,running for congress,snl cast members</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Seeing the Sun After the Snowpocalypse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/seeing-the-sun-after-the-snowpocalypse--59907351</link><description><![CDATA[We survived the Texas winter storm! As a result, there’s no episode of Parks and Rec to watch. Instead, we’re offering a look at some of the most intense moments from Snowpocalypse, such as Haleigh collecting snow to use as toilet water and Sean losing heat and water and then having his car turn sideways while driving on icy roads.Joey also reminisces about Oregon Trail II, we reflect on our favorite books and movies from high school and college, and share the best ways to make grilled cheese sandwiches.And we’re taking a quote quiz! Will Sean and Haleigh know who said some of the most popular (and obscure) quotes from the show? You’ll have to tune in to find out.Finally, we’re reading a few of our favorite podcast reviews! And because we’re silly geese, we’re doing it in fancy accents. It’s truly a glorious time. Want to get your review read? Head on over to Apple Podcasts and leave us a review!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Squirt Gun IPA<br />Wine and Grilled Cheese]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dc4c1da6-635c-434e-bd4b-b4a4b0b3a6f5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907351/default_tc.mp3" length="38853968" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b/6636335c-e56b-4c16-8fc4-d5729396d99b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We survived the Texas winter storm! As a result, there’s no episode of Parks and Rec to watch. Instead, we’re offering a look at some of the most intense moments from Snowpocalypse, such as Haleigh collecting snow to use as toilet water and Sean...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We survived the Texas winter storm! As a result, there’s no episode of Parks and Rec to watch. Instead, we’re offering a look at some of the most intense moments from Snowpocalypse, such as Haleigh collecting snow to use as toilet water and Sean losing heat and water and then having his car turn sideways while driving on icy roads.Joey also reminisces about Oregon Trail II, we reflect on our favorite books and movies from high school and college, and share the best ways to make grilled cheese sandwiches.And we’re taking a quote quiz! Will Sean and Haleigh know who said some of the most popular (and obscure) quotes from the show? You’ll have to tune in to find out.Finally, we’re reading a few of our favorite podcast reviews! And because we’re silly geese, we’re doing it in fancy accents. It’s truly a glorious time. Want to get your review read? Head on over to Apple Podcasts and leave us a review!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Squirt Gun IPA<br />Wine and Grilled Cheese]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2429</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a streetcar named desire,grilled cheese,oregon trail,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasting,quote quiz,reading reviews,snowpocalypse,squirt gun ipa,texas winter,the grapes of wrath,winter freeze,winter storms</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Treat Yo Self — In Beverly Hills!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/treat-yo-self-in-beverly-hills--59907379</link><description><![CDATA[As Leslie and Ron are teaming up against Gryzzl, they learn Dennis Feinstein has bought JJ’s Diner. Uh-oh. Will they make a difference before Feinstein releases “The Hounds” on them?Meanwhile, Tom and Donna are enjoying Treat Yourself 2017 — in Beverly Hills! And it just might encourage Tom to finally ask out Lucy. Just go for it, you wimp!Plus, can you name all the singers from Lady Marmalade? We’re sure trying to. And we’re chatting times we’ve spun out while driving, revisiting our outlandish Super Bowl picks, and reminiscing over the time U2’s album came on all Apple products. Simpler times, you know?Speaking of simpler times, do you check a bag when you travel? It’s a classic debate.By the way, here’s the 2gether video we chat about: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4AN7IlMnQ" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4AN7IlMnQ</a>EPISODE<br />S7, E6: Save JJ’sDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Gin and Juice, Wakey Wakey Bourbon Bakey, and Lady Marmalade cocktails from Still Austin (plus tasty eats from the Bearded Baking Company)<br />Sparkling Ice Cherry LimeadeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Celebrity Encounters Joey Had While Living in LACATEGORIES<br />Pop Culture References to California or California Cities]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d9d992ea-6666-49b0-9d5d-7014bb7565fa</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907379/default_tc.mp3" length="77969932" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As Leslie and Ron are teaming up against Gryzzl, they learn Dennis Feinstein has bought JJ’s Diner. Uh-oh. Will they make a difference before Feinstein releases “The Hounds” on them?Meanwhile, Tom and Donna are enjoying Treat Yourself 2017 — in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As Leslie and Ron are teaming up against Gryzzl, they learn Dennis Feinstein has bought JJ’s Diner. Uh-oh. Will they make a difference before Feinstein releases “The Hounds” on them?Meanwhile, Tom and Donna are enjoying Treat Yourself 2017 — in Beverly Hills! And it just might encourage Tom to finally ask out Lucy. Just go for it, you wimp!Plus, can you name all the singers from Lady Marmalade? We’re sure trying to. And we’re chatting times we’ve spun out while driving, revisiting our outlandish Super Bowl picks, and reminiscing over the time U2’s album came on all Apple products. Simpler times, you know?Speaking of simpler times, do you check a bag when you travel? It’s a classic debate.By the way, here’s the 2gether video we chat about: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4AN7IlMnQ" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4AN7IlMnQ</a>EPISODE<br />S7, E6: Save JJ’sDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Gin and Juice, Wakey Wakey Bourbon Bakey, and Lady Marmalade cocktails from Still Austin (plus tasty eats from the Bearded Baking Company)<br />Sparkling Ice Cherry LimeadeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Celebrity Encounters Joey Had While Living in LACATEGORIES<br />Pop Culture References to California or California Cities]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4874</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2gether,california,dennis feinstein,lady marmalade,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasters,podcasting,release the hounds,save jjs,super bowl,traveling,travel tips,treat yo self,treat yo self 2017,treat yo self in beverly hills,u2</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Biden the Rails</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/biden-the-rails--59907367</link><description><![CDATA[Gryzzl is using data mining to get inside people’s heads and provide them with all the information they would ever find useful. Huh, sounds vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?Anyway, this is a fantastic episode with just about every character showing their best characteristics. Leslie and Ben try to find a way to overtake Gryzzl, and they’re starting to get some help from their old crew. Ron cracks a funny joke about vegetables. Johnny Karate makes another appearance. Craig lists a lot of things he likes. The community is on Leslie’s side during a town hall. That’s super chill!Plus, Sean shares his go-to McDonald’s order (both while sober and drunk), we break down some classic wine bottle designs, the best and worst movie premieres we’ve ever been to, and the beauty of exploring the world through the window of an Amtrak train.We also recorded this before the Super Bowl, so you can hear some wildly incorrect predictions, such as which quarterback will throw a touchdown pass to himself and what color Gatorade will be poured on the winning coach.EPISODE<br />S7, E5: GryzzlboxDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.fitvinewine.com/products/sauvignon-blanc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">FitVine Sauvignon Blanc</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Retargeting Advertisements Sean Has Received From Instagram]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">492ec599-4bb5-4e5c-8957-1e67a598a677</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907367/default_tc.mp3" length="67981126" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gryzzl is using data mining to get inside people’s heads and provide them with all the information they would ever find useful. Huh, sounds vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?Anyway, this is a fantastic episode with just about every character showing their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gryzzl is using data mining to get inside people’s heads and provide them with all the information they would ever find useful. Huh, sounds vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?Anyway, this is a fantastic episode with just about every character showing their best characteristics. Leslie and Ben try to find a way to overtake Gryzzl, and they’re starting to get some help from their old crew. Ron cracks a funny joke about vegetables. Johnny Karate makes another appearance. Craig lists a lot of things he likes. The community is on Leslie’s side during a town hall. That’s super chill!Plus, Sean shares his go-to McDonald’s order (both while sober and drunk), we break down some classic wine bottle designs, the best and worst movie premieres we’ve ever been to, and the beauty of exploring the world through the window of an Amtrak train.We also recorded this before the Super Bowl, so you can hear some wildly incorrect predictions, such as which quarterback will throw a touchdown pass to himself and what color Gatorade will be poured on the winning coach.EPISODE<br />S7, E5: GryzzlboxDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.fitvinewine.com/products/sauvignon-blanc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">FitVine Sauvignon Blanc</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Retargeting Advertisements Sean Has Received From Instagram]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amtrak trains,biden the rails,gryzzl,gryzzlbox,hank muntak,joe biden,johnny karate,mcdonalds,movie premieres,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasters,scotus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Work Proximity Associates</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/work-proximity-associates--59907383</link><description><![CDATA[The rest of the crew have locked Leslie and Ron up so maybe they’ll finally start getting along. We can only hope! As a result, this episode is largely Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman showcasing their great chemistry together. We ain’t too mad about that.We learn what Project Morningstar is, that’s kind of cool! Leslie and Ron also have many sappy moments, Post-It Notes are wasted, whiskey is drunk, and a saxophone is played.Plus, Joey wonders if he’ll ever find an IPA he enjoys, we put our best application forward to appear on an upcoming Texas episode of <i>Queer Eye</i>, and Sean delivers picture perfect accents of Southern people and Sean Connery.Oh, and the final ten minutes or so of this episode is all about the GameStop stonks, which primarily gives Sean and Haleigh a chance to RANT HEAVILY about money.EPISODE<br />S7, E4: Leslie &amp; RonDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: The Dark Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade<br />Haleigh: The Light Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Electric Jellyfish IPATOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Sentimental Gifts Haleigh Has GivenCATEGORIES<br />Songs with Man, Woman, Boy, or Girl in the Title]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d293e66f-8407-4a4e-990a-266e902d4e78</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907383/default_tc.mp3" length="60355043" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The rest of the crew have locked Leslie and Ron up so maybe they’ll finally start getting along. We can only hope! As a result, this episode is largely Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman showcasing their great chemistry together. We ain’t too mad about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The rest of the crew have locked Leslie and Ron up so maybe they’ll finally start getting along. We can only hope! As a result, this episode is largely Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman showcasing their great chemistry together. We ain’t too mad about that.We learn what Project Morningstar is, that’s kind of cool! Leslie and Ron also have many sappy moments, Post-It Notes are wasted, whiskey is drunk, and a saxophone is played.Plus, Joey wonders if he’ll ever find an IPA he enjoys, we put our best application forward to appear on an upcoming Texas episode of <i>Queer Eye</i>, and Sean delivers picture perfect accents of Southern people and Sean Connery.Oh, and the final ten minutes or so of this episode is all about the GameStop stonks, which primarily gives Sean and Haleigh a chance to RANT HEAVILY about money.EPISODE<br />S7, E4: Leslie &amp; RonDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: The Dark Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade<br />Haleigh: The Light Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Electric Jellyfish IPATOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Sentimental Gifts Haleigh Has GivenCATEGORIES<br />Songs with Man, Woman, Boy, or Girl in the Title]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3773</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>gamestop,leslie and ron,leslie knope,man i feel like a woman,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,podcasting,project morningstar,queer eye,ron swanson,we didnt start the fire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's F*cking Milk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-f-cking-milk--59907397</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ron are each holding press conferences to promote their bids for land. Ron, Tom, and Donna have Anabel Porter from Bloosh, and Leslie has…a descendant of William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States. What a standoff!Meanwhile, Terry has become a notary—“No, Terry!”—and is delighting in every minute of it. Ben has to continually get things signed, and Andy and April try to figure out what the latter is good at so she can turn it into her career.Plus, putting Texas Roadhouse butter onto things besides their rolls, the Harlem Shake, spoiling movies with twist endings before they happen, and Sean has a grudge from five years ago that still grinds his gears.EPISODE<br />S7, E3: William Henry HarrisonDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br />Haleigh: Texas Tea from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Sweet Tea from Popeye’sTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Lonely Island Music VideosCATEGORIES<br />Famous Harrisons]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c80d80e2-2f3a-43dc-9612-1a55f93b207a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907397/default_tc.mp3" length="51478007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ron are each holding press conferences to promote their bids for land. Ron, Tom, and Donna have Anabel Porter from Bloosh, and Leslie has…a descendant of William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States. What a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ron are each holding press conferences to promote their bids for land. Ron, Tom, and Donna have Anabel Porter from Bloosh, and Leslie has…a descendant of William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States. What a standoff!Meanwhile, Terry has become a notary—“No, Terry!”—and is delighting in every minute of it. Ben has to continually get things signed, and Andy and April try to figure out what the latter is good at so she can turn it into her career.Plus, putting Texas Roadhouse butter onto things besides their rolls, the Harlem Shake, spoiling movies with twist endings before they happen, and Sean has a grudge from five years ago that still grinds his gears.EPISODE<br />S7, E3: William Henry HarrisonDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br />Haleigh: Texas Tea from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Sweet Tea from Popeye’sTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Lonely Island Music VideosCATEGORIES<br />Famous Harrisons]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3218</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annabel porter,beef milk,bloosh,it's f*cking milk,notaries,notary,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcasters,podcasting,ron swanson,signing your name,william henry harrison,zack harrison</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chicagoooo! The Big Apple!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chicagoooo-the-big-apple--59907372</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ron are still fighting with each other and trying to sway votes from council members. But perhaps they can put their differences aside for a few minutes to rescue Jamm from the clutches of Tammy 2?Meanwhile, Tom and Andy travel to Chicago, and Lucy makes another appearance. How fun. Donna and Terry drop by for about six seconds, and April has a mild career crisis. To the morgue it is!Plus, the joys of drizzling honey onto your pepperoni pizza, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVu6TaiNUU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">a Kids Bopz version of Gangsters Paradies</a>, the different meanings of IBS, Haleigh gets her first taste of Twitter, and the burdens of living a sedentary lifestyle.Also, we totally recorded this before Inauguration Day so don’t forget to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.simplecast.com/episodes/its-inauguration-day-QvGjgkOc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check out our bonus episode</a> highlighting Parks and Rec star Joe Biden, too!EPISODE<br />S7, E2: Ron &amp; JammyDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Blind Lemon from Deep Ellum Brewing<br />Haleigh: The Dark Side from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Honey BrownTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Mid-30s CrisesCATEGORIES<br />Baseball Terms]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d116fa14-e6b0-40f5-9e6a-dde4f2b4dbec</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907372/default_tc.mp3" length="77895954" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ron are still fighting with each other and trying to sway votes from council members. But perhaps they can put their differences aside for a few minutes to rescue Jamm from the clutches of Tammy 2?Meanwhile, Tom and Andy travel to Chicago,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ron are still fighting with each other and trying to sway votes from council members. But perhaps they can put their differences aside for a few minutes to rescue Jamm from the clutches of Tammy 2?Meanwhile, Tom and Andy travel to Chicago, and Lucy makes another appearance. How fun. Donna and Terry drop by for about six seconds, and April has a mild career crisis. To the morgue it is!Plus, the joys of drizzling honey onto your pepperoni pizza, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVu6TaiNUU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">a Kids Bopz version of Gangsters Paradies</a>, the different meanings of IBS, Haleigh gets her first taste of Twitter, and the burdens of living a sedentary lifestyle.Also, we totally recorded this before Inauguration Day so don’t forget to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.simplecast.com/episodes/its-inauguration-day-QvGjgkOc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check out our bonus episode</a> highlighting Parks and Rec star Joe Biden, too!EPISODE<br />S7, E2: Ron &amp; JammyDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Blind Lemon from Deep Ellum Brewing<br />Haleigh: The Dark Side from Bishop Cidercade<br />Sean: Honey BrownTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Mid-30s CrisesCATEGORIES<br />Baseball Terms]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4869</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicago,gangsters paradise,inauguration day,joe biden,kids bopz,midlife crisis,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcasting,ron and jammy,tammy 2,the big apple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Inauguration Day!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-inauguration-day--59907370</link><description><![CDATA[A Parks and Rec star is the President of the United States! With Joe Biden officially being sworn into the White House (and Leslie Knope on track to win the presidency by 2024), we’re going over our favorite moments from the inauguration, including <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9pyMqnBzk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Amanda Gorman’s incredible speech</a>, the fabulous Bernie Sanders memes, Garth Brooks hugging everyone, and the special moment shared by Kamela Harris and Michelle Obama.Sean’s got wings on the way and is a couple of Sean Margs in, so he is feeling GREAT. Happy Inauguration Day, everyone!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">00b7bde3-0670-4275-a144-85c578170d90</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 01:51:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907370/default_tc.mp3" length="18025232" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Parks and Rec star is the President of the United States! With Joe Biden officially being sworn into the White House (and Leslie Knope on track to win the presidency by 2024), we’re going over our favorite moments from the inauguration, including...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Parks and Rec star is the President of the United States! With Joe Biden officially being sworn into the White House (and Leslie Knope on track to win the presidency by 2024), we’re going over our favorite moments from the inauguration, including <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9pyMqnBzk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Amanda Gorman’s incredible speech</a>, the fabulous Bernie Sanders memes, Garth Brooks hugging everyone, and the special moment shared by Kamela Harris and Michelle Obama.Sean’s got wings on the way and is a couple of Sean Margs in, so he is feeling GREAT. Happy Inauguration Day, everyone!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1127</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amanda gorman,bernie sanders,garth brooks,inauguration day,joe biden,kamela harris,leslie knope,michelle obama,parks and rec,parks and recreation,president,united states</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Year, New Pawnee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-year-new-pawnee--59907385</link><description><![CDATA[It’s a new season, and there’s new drama! We’re three years into the future (at least compared to last episode) and Leslie and Ron appear to be rivals now! I bet we’ll uncover why soon enough. Ben is being honored at a gala, though he still secretly thinks it’s a prank.Meanwhile, Andy and April are boring adults, Donna is engaged to Joe and has a Shia Labeouf exclusive dress, and Tom is still being a big ol’ self-centered jerk face. Maybe not everything has changed.Plus, the difficulty in shooting things in video games, possible trivia punishments and rewards for Season 7, the joys of those wacky inflatable guys you might find at a car dealership, and the least creative Pokemon. And here’s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLwbPUyrdD0" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">that Vin Diesel jam</a> we talk about!Follow Parks n Wrecked on Facebook and Twitter, and be sure to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. And check out <a href="http://twitch.tv/seanyboy05" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">SEAN’S NEW TWITCH CHANNEL</a>!P.S. Let’s all give Sean a BIG CONGRATULATIONS for winning his hated fantasy football league!EPISODE<br />S7, E1: 2017DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: The Golden Russet Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery<br />Sean: Various Cabernets SauvignonsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 CookiesCATEGORIES<br />Card Games]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5add186b-8dbe-4410-bf53-cb412ebbc719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907385/default_tc.mp3" length="66010030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s a new season, and there’s new drama! We’re three years into the future (at least compared to last episode) and Leslie and Ron appear to be rivals now! I bet we’ll uncover why soon enough. Ben is being honored at a gala, though he still secretly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s a new season, and there’s new drama! We’re three years into the future (at least compared to last episode) and Leslie and Ron appear to be rivals now! I bet we’ll uncover why soon enough. Ben is being honored at a gala, though he still secretly thinks it’s a prank.Meanwhile, Andy and April are boring adults, Donna is engaged to Joe and has a Shia Labeouf exclusive dress, and Tom is still being a big ol’ self-centered jerk face. Maybe not everything has changed.Plus, the difficulty in shooting things in video games, possible trivia punishments and rewards for Season 7, the joys of those wacky inflatable guys you might find at a car dealership, and the least creative Pokemon. And here’s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLwbPUyrdD0" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">that Vin Diesel jam</a> we talk about!Follow Parks n Wrecked on Facebook and Twitter, and be sure to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. And check out <a href="http://twitch.tv/seanyboy05" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">SEAN’S NEW TWITCH CHANNEL</a>!P.S. Let’s all give Sean a BIG CONGRATULATIONS for winning his hated fantasy football league!EPISODE<br />S7, E1: 2017DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey and Haleigh: The Golden Russet Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery<br />Sean: Various Cabernets SauvignonsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 CookiesCATEGORIES<br />Card Games]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4126</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,ben wyatt,fantasy football,galas,gryzzl,leslie knope,morningstar,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pokemon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Six Seasons in the Books! And A Farewell to 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/six-seasons-in-the-books-and-a-farewell-to-2020--59907371</link><description><![CDATA[Well, we’ve made it through Season 6 and basically 2020, so there’s lots of reflecting going on. We reminisce about the very first episode of Parks n Wrecked and how wildly unprofessional it was (as if we’ve gotten more professional, HA). And of course, we’re going over some of the key moments of Season 6 of <i>Parks and Rec</i>.Remember when Andy had a job in London and hopped into a dumpster? Or how about the time Chris Bosh made a guest appearance as an Eagletonian high schooler player despite being nearly 30 years old? Or when Leslie Knope got recalled?Yes, we all remember the Unity Concert, and there was plenty of personal growth in Season 6. This was the season where Ann and Chris left us after birthing a beautiful child. Donna’s a realtor now. April is working with animals, which she LOVES. Tom sells his old company and opened up Tom’s Bistro. Ron and Diane got married and had a baby and we barely heard about it! Larry retired yet he’s still working all the time. Classic Larry. And then we time-hopped three years at the end of the season!Plus, wild moments with the wind and ultimate frisbee, an in-depth look at butt fumbles, a deep dive into the <i>Logical Journey of the Zoombinis</i> computer game, and a full-on reflection of 2020 as a whole. We also take a trivia quiz that crashes on us halfway through, and Sean alienates his friends by criticizing both <i>The Office</i> and <i>Parks and Rec</i>.And remember: 2020 may have been terrible but we all still accomplished good things this year. Take a moment to reflect on those and have a wonderful and relaxing holiday. We’ll see you next year!Oh, and did you want to check out some of the other things we mentioned? We’d love to see you at <a href="https://goodpeoplecoolthings.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Good People, Cool Things</a> and <a href="https://crispbouncepass.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Crisp Bounce Pass</a> or dropping a review on this <a href="https://www.amazon.com/BIC-Retractable-Medium-Point-FHAP21-Blue/dp/B005YGLB08/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Bic Pen for Her</a> or the book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><i>How to Avoid Huge Ships</i></a>.DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Madria Sangria<br />Michelle Sparkling Brut]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">40f7c393-1239-4f43-becb-fe14a907be5c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2020 13:43:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907371/default_tc.mp3" length="45270060" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, we’ve made it through Season 6 and basically 2020, so there’s lots of reflecting going on. We reminisce about the very first episode of Parks n Wrecked and how wildly unprofessional it was (as if we’ve gotten more professional, HA). And of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, we’ve made it through Season 6 and basically 2020, so there’s lots of reflecting going on. We reminisce about the very first episode of Parks n Wrecked and how wildly unprofessional it was (as if we’ve gotten more professional, HA). And of course, we’re going over some of the key moments of Season 6 of <i>Parks and Rec</i>.Remember when Andy had a job in London and hopped into a dumpster? Or how about the time Chris Bosh made a guest appearance as an Eagletonian high schooler player despite being nearly 30 years old? Or when Leslie Knope got recalled?Yes, we all remember the Unity Concert, and there was plenty of personal growth in Season 6. This was the season where Ann and Chris left us after birthing a beautiful child. Donna’s a realtor now. April is working with animals, which she LOVES. Tom sells his old company and opened up Tom’s Bistro. Ron and Diane got married and had a baby and we barely heard about it! Larry retired yet he’s still working all the time. Classic Larry. And then we time-hopped three years at the end of the season!Plus, wild moments with the wind and ultimate frisbee, an in-depth look at butt fumbles, a deep dive into the <i>Logical Journey of the Zoombinis</i> computer game, and a full-on reflection of 2020 as a whole. We also take a trivia quiz that crashes on us halfway through, and Sean alienates his friends by criticizing both <i>The Office</i> and <i>Parks and Rec</i>.And remember: 2020 may have been terrible but we all still accomplished good things this year. Take a moment to reflect on those and have a wonderful and relaxing holiday. We’ll see you next year!Oh, and did you want to check out some of the other things we mentioned? We’d love to see you at <a href="https://goodpeoplecoolthings.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Good People, Cool Things</a> and <a href="https://crispbouncepass.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Crisp Bounce Pass</a> or dropping a review on this <a href="https://www.amazon.com/BIC-Retractable-Medium-Point-FHAP21-Blue/dp/B005YGLB08/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Bic Pen for Her</a> or the book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><i>How to Avoid Huge Ships</i></a>.DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Madria Sangria<br />Michelle Sparkling Brut]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2830</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,bic pen for her,chris and ann,how to avoid huge ships,leslie knope,open minded as hell,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,podcasting,ron swanson,season recap,tom's bistro,ultimate frisbee,zoombinis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You’re So Good At Reminding Me Where Pizza Is</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-so-good-at-reminding-me-where-pizza-is--59907375</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Unity Concert! We’ve finally made it and my, what a wonderful show. This Parks and Rec episode is chock full of guest appearances, like Ginuwine, Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, Kay Hanley of Letters to Cleo, The Decemberists, Jon Hamm, Johnny Karate, and a whole lot more. And we’re all partying at Tom’s Bistro after the show.Meanwhile, Leslie is looking for people to take with her to her new job as the head of the Midwest branch of the National Park Service. Ron is disinterested because the government, April hates people and Leslie (but also loves her). Andy briefly agrees after forgetting that he can also get pizza in Pawnee. And of course Larry is game! The end of this episode also flashes forward three years into the future, which is wild.Plus, the proper footwear if you’re participating on the <i>Floor is Lava</i>, how some people only have one karaoke song they ever sing, and the longevity of the Power Rangers as both a show and video game. Does it also seem like there’s far less Christmas music this year than usual or is it just us?Also, Joey apologizes to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/darkbusterofficial/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Darkbuster</a> for blanking on your name during the episode. Rock on!EPISODE<br />S6, E22: Moving Up (Pt. 2)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Dragon’s Milk White<br />Sean: Sean Margs<br />Haleigh: Double-Fisting Truly Sparkling Ciders (Wild Berry and Raspberry Lime)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Concert Moments from Shows Joey’s Been ToCATEGORIES<br />Jackson Five and Michael Jackson Songs]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">178c3b97-a24d-4723-8e33-16622e59d6af</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907375/default_tc.mp3" length="62211199" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the Unity Concert! We’ve finally made it and my, what a wonderful show. This Parks and Rec episode is chock full of guest appearances, like Ginuwine, Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, Kay Hanley of Letters to Cleo, The Decemberists, Jon Hamm, Johnny...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the Unity Concert! We’ve finally made it and my, what a wonderful show. This Parks and Rec episode is chock full of guest appearances, like Ginuwine, Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, Kay Hanley of Letters to Cleo, The Decemberists, Jon Hamm, Johnny Karate, and a whole lot more. And we’re all partying at Tom’s Bistro after the show.Meanwhile, Leslie is looking for people to take with her to her new job as the head of the Midwest branch of the National Park Service. Ron is disinterested because the government, April hates people and Leslie (but also loves her). Andy briefly agrees after forgetting that he can also get pizza in Pawnee. And of course Larry is game! The end of this episode also flashes forward three years into the future, which is wild.Plus, the proper footwear if you’re participating on the <i>Floor is Lava</i>, how some people only have one karaoke song they ever sing, and the longevity of the Power Rangers as both a show and video game. Does it also seem like there’s far less Christmas music this year than usual or is it just us?Also, Joey apologizes to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/darkbusterofficial/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Darkbuster</a> for blanking on your name during the episode. Rock on!EPISODE<br />S6, E22: Moving Up (Pt. 2)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Dragon’s Milk White<br />Sean: Sean Margs<br />Haleigh: Double-Fisting Truly Sparkling Ciders (Wild Berry and Raspberry Lime)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Concert Moments from Shows Joey’s Been ToCATEGORIES<br />Jackson Five and Michael Jackson Songs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3889</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,chicago,joan calamezzo,kay hanley,leslie knope,lil sebastian,moving up,parks and rec,parks and recreation,perd hapley,unity concert,wilco</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Call Me Kristen Because I’m Wigging Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/call-me-kristen-because-i-m-wigging-out--59907403</link><description><![CDATA[We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly will make another appearance in future episodes.Meanwhile, Tom’s Bistro just moved up its soft launch and it is going QUITE poorly. Tom is being a jerk. April has to sub in as a server and adds several cars to the list of available pasts. And Larry knocks over entire cabinets of glassware. Classic Larry.Plus, we debate the merits of stuffing versus dressing, reminisce about adventures at a Texas Rangers baseball game, nerd out quite a bit over Star Wars, and there’s actually something related to parks and rec this episode! Sean is thrilled to share his experiences in working at conferences.EPISODE<br />S6, E21: Moving Up (Pt. 1)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Allegro Sleepytime Tea with Milam &amp; Greene Triple Cask Bourbon Whiskey<br />Pineapple Coladas BuzzBallzTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Favorite Star Wars TV Series and Movies (Some spoiler alerts in this one, so be warned!)CATEGORIES<br />Airport Codes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">953169f9-2a51-454a-bc1e-f567a3022363</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907403/default_tc.mp3" length="61466396" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly will make another appearance in future episodes.Meanwhile, Tom’s Bistro just moved up its soft launch and it is going QUITE poorly. Tom is being a jerk. April has to sub in as a server and adds several cars to the list of available pasts. And Larry knocks over entire cabinets of glassware. Classic Larry.Plus, we debate the merits of stuffing versus dressing, reminisce about adventures at a Texas Rangers baseball game, nerd out quite a bit over Star Wars, and there’s actually something related to parks and rec this episode! Sean is thrilled to share his experiences in working at conferences.EPISODE<br />S6, E21: Moving Up (Pt. 1)DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Allegro Sleepytime Tea with Milam &amp; Greene Triple Cask Bourbon Whiskey<br />Pineapple Coladas BuzzBallzTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Favorite Star Wars TV Series and Movies (Some spoiler alerts in this one, so be warned!)CATEGORIES<br />Airport Codes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3842</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cones of dunshire,gryzzl,holidays,kristin wiig,leslie knope,moving up,nerding,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,star wars,texas rangers,thanksgiving,tom's bistro,woodworking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Don't You Take a Whale Sounds Break?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-don-t-you-take-a-whale-sounds-break--59907373</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben knew they were expecting a child, but THREE children?! What are the odds? (Probably one in 8,000, according to Dr. Saperstein.) They don’t want anyone to know until they’re ready to tell everyone, but that means Andy has to keep the couple’s secret.Meanwhile, Andy needs to play several Johnny Karate shows without spilling the beans, April is nice to Larry for perhaps the first time all series, and Donna and Tom volunteer at the elementary school. We also meet Keegan-Michael Key as Joe, and Aziz Ansari is conspicuously absent. Or maybe he was just filming <i>Master of None</i>, who knows.Plus, the history of <i>Mike Tyson’s Punch Out</i>, Sean delivers some ASMR via a Red Lobster order that arrives at his door mid-episode, when people say “let me know if you need anything” during times of grief or sadness, and why are we making cold, refreshing drinks spicy?Speaking of spice, Sean also thinks Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters are the same band. Feel free to let him know how wrong he is.EPISODE<br />S6, E20: One in 8,000DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin from New Belgium Brewery<br />Raspberry Lime Truly<br />Thirsty Goat Amber Ale from Thirsty Planet<br />Heavy Hands from Spindletap Brewery (<a href="https://twitter.com/lonestarbev/status/1245372768696389632" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check out this can</a>!)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Jackbox GamesCATEGORIES<br />Characters from Key and Peele’s East/West Bowl Sketches]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">571599f5-8fc9-4966-82a6-9c454717a6c4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907373/default_tc.mp3" length="62298135" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ben knew they were expecting a child, but THREE children?! What are the odds? (Probably one in 8,000, according to Dr. Saperstein.) They don’t want anyone to know until they’re ready to tell everyone, but that means Andy has to keep the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben knew they were expecting a child, but THREE children?! What are the odds? (Probably one in 8,000, according to Dr. Saperstein.) They don’t want anyone to know until they’re ready to tell everyone, but that means Andy has to keep the couple’s secret.Meanwhile, Andy needs to play several Johnny Karate shows without spilling the beans, April is nice to Larry for perhaps the first time all series, and Donna and Tom volunteer at the elementary school. We also meet Keegan-Michael Key as Joe, and Aziz Ansari is conspicuously absent. Or maybe he was just filming <i>Master of None</i>, who knows.Plus, the history of <i>Mike Tyson’s Punch Out</i>, Sean delivers some ASMR via a Red Lobster order that arrives at his door mid-episode, when people say “let me know if you need anything” during times of grief or sadness, and why are we making cold, refreshing drinks spicy?Speaking of spice, Sean also thinks Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters are the same band. Feel free to let him know how wrong he is.EPISODE<br />S6, E20: One in 8,000DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin from New Belgium Brewery<br />Raspberry Lime Truly<br />Thirsty Goat Amber Ale from Thirsty Planet<br />Heavy Hands from Spindletap Brewery (<a href="https://twitter.com/lonestarbev/status/1245372768696389632" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check out this can</a>!)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Jackbox GamesCATEGORIES<br />Characters from Key and Peele’s East/West Bowl Sketches]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3894</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1 in 8000,ben wyatt,east west bowl,foo fighters,jackbox,johnny karate,leslie knope,mike tysons punch out,one in 8000,parks and rec,parks and recreation,red hot chili peppers,triplets</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I’ll Bring It Down a THOUSAND Notches If I Have To</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-ll-bring-it-down-a-thousand-notches-if-i-have-to--59907376</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Andy are on a quest to find a headliner for the Unity Concert. Their first choice? Bo Burnham, playing a big ol’ jerk face named Chipp McCapp. Luckily, they’re able to pivot to their second choice, Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer of the totally made up band Land Ho and the totally real band Wilco.Meanwhile, Ron babysits Ben, who is extremely drunk, and they run into some tough going. And Tom, April, and Donna seek out a new sommelier for Tom’s Bistro. And we’re all getting notes of dried robin’s blood and just a hint of a robot’s bath water.Plus, Sean is incredibly under the weather this episode, but he’s POWERING THROUGH. We also discuss gaining massive amounts of weight during the pandemic, wild events going on in the neighborhood, and there’s exciting news in Sean’s and Haleigh’s families!This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E19: Flu Season 2DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Peach and Apple Ciders from Austin EastcidersTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Levels from GoldenEye on Nintendo 64CATEGORIES<br />Varieties of Wine]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e342d37b-1059-4a51-bf12-98fadd937d7a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907376/default_tc.mp3" length="59305965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Andy are on a quest to find a headliner for the Unity Concert. Their first choice? Bo Burnham, playing a big ol’ jerk face named Chipp McCapp. Luckily, they’re able to pivot to their second choice, Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Andy are on a quest to find a headliner for the Unity Concert. Their first choice? Bo Burnham, playing a big ol’ jerk face named Chipp McCapp. Luckily, they’re able to pivot to their second choice, Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer of the totally made up band Land Ho and the totally real band Wilco.Meanwhile, Ron babysits Ben, who is extremely drunk, and they run into some tough going. And Tom, April, and Donna seek out a new sommelier for Tom’s Bistro. And we’re all getting notes of dried robin’s blood and just a hint of a robot’s bath water.Plus, Sean is incredibly under the weather this episode, but he’s POWERING THROUGH. We also discuss gaining massive amounts of weight during the pandemic, wild events going on in the neighborhood, and there’s exciting news in Sean’s and Haleigh’s families!This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E19: Flu Season 2DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Peach and Apple Ciders from Austin EastcidersTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Levels from GoldenEye on Nintendo 64CATEGORIES<br />Varieties of Wine]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3707</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amy poehler,flu season,flu season 2,flu shots,goldeneye,leslie and ben,nick offerman,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,slappers only,sommelier,tom's bistro,wine tasting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Prom — Is It a Banger?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prom-is-it-a-banger--59907381</link><description><![CDATA[Put on your corsages and boutonnières, y’all — we’re going to prom! Leslie and Ron are both trying to direct a youth of Pawnee to their preferred career paths, with predictably uncomfortable results.Meanwhile, April and Andy head to the prom despite April’s protests (don’t worry, ma’am, Andy will have her back by 11) and Ben and Tom are both DJing the dance. Who will be the better music master?Plus, Joey eats an entire bowl of caramel, Sean isn’t very good at video games that require dance moves, a new and improved way to watch sports games, and we reflect on our own prom experiences. Spoiler alert: Some of them were WILD.This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E18: PromDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />A bunch of ciders from the Cidercade in Austin<br />Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br />Topo ChicoTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Worst tasks of Among UsCATEGORIES<br />NCAA Final Four Teams Since 2000]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f827ff98-4b87-4fdc-8246-111a46a6a54c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907381/default_tc.mp3" length="72355905" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Put on your corsages and boutonnières, y’all — we’re going to prom! Leslie and Ron are both trying to direct a youth of Pawnee to their preferred career paths, with predictably uncomfortable results.Meanwhile, April and Andy head to the prom despite...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put on your corsages and boutonnières, y’all — we’re going to prom! Leslie and Ron are both trying to direct a youth of Pawnee to their preferred career paths, with predictably uncomfortable results.Meanwhile, April and Andy head to the prom despite April’s protests (don’t worry, ma’am, Andy will have her back by 11) and Ben and Tom are both DJing the dance. Who will be the better music master?Plus, Joey eats an entire bowl of caramel, Sean isn’t very good at video games that require dance moves, a new and improved way to watch sports games, and we reflect on our own prom experiences. Spoiler alert: Some of them were WILD.This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E18: PromDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />A bunch of ciders from the Cidercade in Austin<br />Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br />Topo ChicoTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Worst tasks of Among UsCATEGORIES<br />NCAA Final Four Teams Since 2000]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4523</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s jams,among us,caramel,dancing games,is it a banger,kelly washington,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,prom,prom dates,promposal,prom songs,ron swanson,video games</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Think You're Fine. Like a Solid B-Minus.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-think-you-re-fine-like-a-solid-b-minus--59907392</link><description><![CDATA[Surprise, surprise, Leslie is annoying. She really hasn't had a good stretch of episodes, has she? Anyway, she tries to replace Ann by ranking the rest of her friends. That’ll turn out great.  Meanwhile, Ben and Tom are trying to pick up some tents but Rob Huebel is getting in the way! And Andy joins Ron for a trip out of the town and is as dumb as ever. Ron thought he would have a break from parenting. He was wrong. Plus, Sean and I both have rants around football and fantasy football, Sean gets stabbed in the back while playing Among Us, we chat the weirdest ways to disperse of cans of tuna, the official rules of calling shotgun while driving, and Sean is watching a very tired man play Dance Dance Revolution. This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E17: Galentine’s DayDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Blood Orange Italian Soda from Whole Foods Market<br />Sean MargsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Friends from the show <i>Friends</i>CATEGORIES<br />NFL Teams]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4a28a2d9-e985-44e5-8f5b-9597cfb4539f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907392/default_tc.mp3" length="70050284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Surprise, surprise, Leslie is annoying. She really hasn't had a good stretch of episodes, has she? Anyway, she tries to replace Ann by ranking the rest of her friends. That’ll turn out great.  Meanwhile, Ben and Tom are trying to pick up some tents...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Surprise, surprise, Leslie is annoying. She really hasn't had a good stretch of episodes, has she? Anyway, she tries to replace Ann by ranking the rest of her friends. That’ll turn out great.  Meanwhile, Ben and Tom are trying to pick up some tents but Rob Huebel is getting in the way! And Andy joins Ron for a trip out of the town and is as dumb as ever. Ron thought he would have a break from parenting. He was wrong. Plus, Sean and I both have rants around football and fantasy football, Sean gets stabbed in the back while playing Among Us, we chat the weirdest ways to disperse of cans of tuna, the official rules of calling shotgun while driving, and Sean is watching a very tired man play Dance Dance Revolution. This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E17: Galentine’s DayDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Blood Orange Italian Soda from Whole Foods Market<br />Sean MargsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Friends from the show <i>Friends</i>CATEGORIES<br />NFL Teams]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4379</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>among us,dance dance revolution,fantasy football,friday night lights,friends,leslie knope,manscaped,nfl teams,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rob huebel,solid b minus,tent world,tuna</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Storied Past, Bright Future</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/storied-past-bright-future--59907408</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon terrible places. And Andy learns a secret about Ron Swanson.Plus, Sean is drunk and playing Street Fighter, we discuss if Texas treasure Buc-ees is overrated, whether roulette is the silliest game you can play while at a casino, and the excitement over exercising your right to vote. And subscribe to <a href="http://crispbouncepass.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Crisp Bounce Pass</a>!This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E16: New SloganDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Funnel Cake Ale from <a href="https://communitybeer.com/beers/funnel-cake-ale/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Community Beer Co.</a><br />Road Trip Snacks from <a href="https://pantherislandbrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Panther Island Brewing</a><br />Heavenly Daze from <a href="https://zilkerbeer.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Zilker Brewing Co.</a><br />Oklahoma Sucks from <a href="https://independencebrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Independence Brewing Co.</a><br />VAMONOS from <a href="https://realalebrewing.com/beers/gose/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Real Ale Brewing Company</a><br /><a href="https://www.bombaysapphire.com/us/en/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Bombay Sapphire Gin</a> with Strawberry Lemonade<br /><a href="https://milamandgreenewhiskey.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Milam &amp; Greene</a> Rye WhiskeyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />City SlogansCATEGORIES<br />Celebrity Twins]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">42c97e40-0b54-4747-8869-eefeb7e2e319</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907408/default_tc.mp3" length="61590948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon terrible places. And Andy learns a secret about Ron Swanson.Plus, Sean is drunk and playing Street Fighter, we discuss if Texas treasure Buc-ees is overrated, whether roulette is the silliest game you can play while at a casino, and the excitement over exercising your right to vote. And subscribe to <a href="http://crispbouncepass.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Crisp Bounce Pass</a>!This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSEPISODE<br />S6, E16: New SloganDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Funnel Cake Ale from <a href="https://communitybeer.com/beers/funnel-cake-ale/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Community Beer Co.</a><br />Road Trip Snacks from <a href="https://pantherislandbrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Panther Island Brewing</a><br />Heavenly Daze from <a href="https://zilkerbeer.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Zilker Brewing Co.</a><br />Oklahoma Sucks from <a href="https://independencebrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Independence Brewing Co.</a><br />VAMONOS from <a href="https://realalebrewing.com/beers/gose/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Real Ale Brewing Company</a><br /><a href="https://www.bombaysapphire.com/us/en/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Bombay Sapphire Gin</a> with Strawberry Lemonade<br /><a href="https://milamandgreenewhiskey.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Milam &amp; Greene</a> Rye WhiskeyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />City SlogansCATEGORIES<br />Celebrity Twins]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3850</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>celebrity twins,city slogans,duke silver,eagleton,leslie knope,manscaped,new slogan,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,podcasting,ron swanson,toms bistro,town slogans</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Somebody Follow Me, I'm Distraught!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/somebody-follow-me-i-m-distraught--59907409</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.Meanwhile, the Unity Concert is starting to come together! Tom and Ben team up to pitch an angel investor on Tom’s Bistro, a new business venture. Oh, and Ron and Diane had a child. He’d appreciate if you’d keep quiet around him.Plus, we explore old Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials, dive into the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song, chat about the best and worst games on The Price is Right, and get critical of how many fans are watching college football games in person. In fact, we talk a LOT about sports this episode. Apologies if that’s not your jam (or Jamm), but hopefully it’s still great fun.This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSFinally, please go vote!EPISODE<br />S6, E15: The WallDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Abuela Chocolate Stout from Deadbeach Brewery<br />Black Cherry and Pineapple Truly Sparkling CiderTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Fights in SportsCATEGORIES<br />Elements on the Periodic Table]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">58f3b49a-6975-4712-91ab-1643879367f7</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907409/default_tc.mp3" length="84316067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.Meanwhile,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.Meanwhile, the Unity Concert is starting to come together! Tom and Ben team up to pitch an angel investor on Tom’s Bistro, a new business venture. Oh, and Ron and Diane had a child. He’d appreciate if you’d keep quiet around him.Plus, we explore old Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials, dive into the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song, chat about the best and worst games on The Price is Right, and get critical of how many fans are watching college football games in person. In fact, we talk a LOT about sports this episode. Apologies if that’s not your jam (or Jamm), but hopefully it’s still great fun.This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to <a href="http://manscaped.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://manscaped.com/</a> and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKSFinally, please go vote!EPISODE<br />S6, E15: The WallDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Abuela Chocolate Stout from Deadbeach Brewery<br />Black Cherry and Pineapple Truly Sparkling CiderTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Fights in SportsCATEGORIES<br />Elements on the Periodic Table]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5270</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>eagleton,get out and vote,hawaiian punch,jeremy jamm,koolaid,manscaped,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,sports fights,the price is right,the wall,tom's bistro,unity concert</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Be Ice Cream or Be Nothing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/be-ice-cream-or-be-nothing--59907389</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are celebrating their anniversary, but Leslie’s too busy trying to manage a spat between Pawnee and Eagleton. That means Larry is the lucky recipient of all of Ben’s thoughtful gifts, including a couples massage, a horse-drawn carriage, and ballroom dancing lessons.Meanwhile, April leaves a mean message about Donna on Yelp, Ron takes on veganism and frozen yogurt, and a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary bickers a whole lot. We also get our first glimpse of the Unity Concert! Such exciting times.Plus, Haleigh is upset at many things, we reminisce about the time Sean guzzled wine during his birthday party and got a bunch of comedians mad at him during another birthday party, and the absurdity of Pokemon battles.Also, we apologize for the technical difficulties at the beginning of this episode. Technology is real dumb, y’all. Speaking of which, here’s <a href="https://growth.design/case-studies/tiktok-feed-psychology/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">a great article about TikTok</a> that shows how addictive social media is.EPISODE<br />S6, E14: AnniversariesDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />A White Wine Blend from Wonderful Wine Co.TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV showsCATEGORIES<br />Artists]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">01f3b275-b293-4844-8d65-7f9174fe9511</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 13:05:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907389/default_tc.mp3" length="73877954" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ben are celebrating their anniversary, but Leslie’s too busy trying to manage a spat between Pawnee and Eagleton. That means Larry is the lucky recipient of all of Ben’s thoughtful gifts, including a couples massage, a horse-drawn carriage,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are celebrating their anniversary, but Leslie’s too busy trying to manage a spat between Pawnee and Eagleton. That means Larry is the lucky recipient of all of Ben’s thoughtful gifts, including a couples massage, a horse-drawn carriage, and ballroom dancing lessons.Meanwhile, April leaves a mean message about Donna on Yelp, Ron takes on veganism and frozen yogurt, and a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary bickers a whole lot. We also get our first glimpse of the Unity Concert! Such exciting times.Plus, Haleigh is upset at many things, we reminisce about the time Sean guzzled wine during his birthday party and got a bunch of comedians mad at him during another birthday party, and the absurdity of Pokemon battles.Also, we apologize for the technical difficulties at the beginning of this episode. Technology is real dumb, y’all. Speaking of which, here’s <a href="https://growth.design/case-studies/tiktok-feed-psychology/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">a great article about TikTok</a> that shows how addictive social media is.EPISODE<br />S6, E14: AnniversariesDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />A White Wine Blend from Wonderful Wine Co.TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV showsCATEGORIES<br />Artists]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4618</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anniversaries,ben wyatt,comedians,frozen yogurt,game of thrones,larry gergich,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pokemon,technical difficulties,unity concert,wine drinkers,yelpers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Keep Your Tears In Your Eyes, Where They Belong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/keep-your-tears-in-your-eyes-where-they-belong--59907391</link><description><![CDATA[We’re saying goodbye to Chris and Ann, and Sean could not be more distraught (mainly about Ann, he’s fine with Chris’s departure). The characters on Parks and Rec are all saying their respective goodbyes — Chris is proud of April, Donna grabs Chris’s butt, and Leslie puts on a party with all the normal and wacky holidays Ann and crew have celebrated, including Easter, New Year’s, and Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day.Meanwhile, there are all kinds of Pawnee cameos in this episode. Kathryn Pinewood, Perd Hapley, Pete Disellio…they’re all here and offering various levels of help to Leslie.Plus, the things Sean has cut himself off from after spending a ton of money on new tires, the best Kelly Clarkson songs to see live, and an eager Parks n Wrecked fan shares his Rocket League user ID with us. How nice!After the success of last week’s episode, Sean’s got the University of Texas game on in the background this time. And this ain’t no first half shenanigans — we’re in the fourth quarter and overtime, baby!P.S. A lot has happened since we last recorded, so here’s another reminder: PLEASE vote this year. Not just for the President, but at your local levels, too.EPISODE<br />S6, E13: Ann &amp; ChrisDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Rancho La Gloria Wine Cocktail from H-E-B<br />Topo Chico LimeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Forgotten PresidentsCATEGORIES<br />Family Guy Characters]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">161c753c-1a49-4217-aa9e-514e0d0136bf</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907391/default_tc.mp3" length="60658063" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re saying goodbye to Chris and Ann, and Sean could not be more distraught (mainly about Ann, he’s fine with Chris’s departure). The characters on Parks and Rec are all saying their respective goodbyes — Chris is proud of April, Donna grabs Chris’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re saying goodbye to Chris and Ann, and Sean could not be more distraught (mainly about Ann, he’s fine with Chris’s departure). The characters on Parks and Rec are all saying their respective goodbyes — Chris is proud of April, Donna grabs Chris’s butt, and Leslie puts on a party with all the normal and wacky holidays Ann and crew have celebrated, including Easter, New Year’s, and Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day.Meanwhile, there are all kinds of Pawnee cameos in this episode. Kathryn Pinewood, Perd Hapley, Pete Disellio…they’re all here and offering various levels of help to Leslie.Plus, the things Sean has cut himself off from after spending a ton of money on new tires, the best Kelly Clarkson songs to see live, and an eager Parks n Wrecked fan shares his Rocket League user ID with us. How nice!After the success of last week’s episode, Sean’s got the University of Texas game on in the background this time. And this ain’t no first half shenanigans — we’re in the fourth quarter and overtime, baby!P.S. A lot has happened since we last recorded, so here’s another reminder: PLEASE vote this year. Not just for the President, but at your local levels, too.EPISODE<br />S6, E13: Ann &amp; ChrisDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Rancho La Gloria Wine Cocktail from H-E-B<br />Topo Chico LimeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Forgotten PresidentsCATEGORIES<br />Family Guy Characters]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ann perkins,chris and ann,chris traeger,college football,goodbye episode,kathryn pinewood,kelly clarkson,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,perd hapley,pete disellio,rocket league,talk like a pittsburgh pirate ,university of texas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Peas Be Kind to Others</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/peas-be-kind-to-others--59907405</link><description><![CDATA[Hope you’re not too chard-headed this episode because we’re going to the farmers market! There’s an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of chard, including in shot form. Leslie and Ben are in the midst of a government spat with each other, all of Ron’s music is in a rectangle, and Donna and Tom host a whine and cheese club. Peas be kind to others, y’all.Meanwhile, Andy and April introduce us to the magic of Johnny Karate, and Chris irritates Ann with how on top of everything he is.Plus, mnemonic devices to remember directions, using huge headphones to block out people from talking or singing, and there’s drama in the Sean and Haleigh’s bowling league.Finally, Sean had the bright idea to record this episode during a Cowboys game, and his team decided to get themselves down 20-0 while we were recording. But on the plus side, they ended up winning, so Sean got much happier than he was during this episode!EPISODE<br />S6, E12: Farmers MarketDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Thirsty Goat Amber<br />Gin Mint MilkshakesTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Top 5 Trash Ass VegetablesCATEGORIES<br />Country Musicians]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ead522ea-bea8-4130-a423-ab404bd07751</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 11:00:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907405/default_tc.mp3" length="67410454" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hope you’re not too chard-headed this episode because we’re going to the farmers market! There’s an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of chard, including in shot form. Leslie and Ben are in the midst of a government spat with each other, all of Ron’s music is in a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hope you’re not too chard-headed this episode because we’re going to the farmers market! There’s an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of chard, including in shot form. Leslie and Ben are in the midst of a government spat with each other, all of Ron’s music is in a rectangle, and Donna and Tom host a whine and cheese club. Peas be kind to others, y’all.Meanwhile, Andy and April introduce us to the magic of Johnny Karate, and Chris irritates Ann with how on top of everything he is.Plus, mnemonic devices to remember directions, using huge headphones to block out people from talking or singing, and there’s drama in the Sean and Haleigh’s bowling league.Finally, Sean had the bright idea to record this episode during a Cowboys game, and his team decided to get themselves down 20-0 while we were recording. But on the plus side, they ended up winning, so Sean got much happier than he was during this episode!EPISODE<br />S6, E12: Farmers MarketDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Thirsty Goat Amber<br />Gin Mint MilkshakesTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Top 5 Trash Ass VegetablesCATEGORIES<br />Country Musicians]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4214</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben and leslie,bowling league,cheese and wine,dallas cowboys,farmers market,johnny karate,live tweeting,parks and rec,parks and recreation,peas be kind,podcasters,sports game,whine club</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Completely Shaved, Like an Eel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/completely-shaved-like-an-eel--59907410</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie is in extra annoying mode this episode, because she realizes she’s designed a well-oiled machine of an office that can operate just fine without her. Ben attempts to prank half the office and the police get involved. You can imagine how Ben gets, since he becomes more incoherent than <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJt9hs7-vo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Dawn Lazarus</a> whenever law enforcement comes around.Meanwhile, Chris and Ann decide to get married. Or maybe they don’t. There’s a lot of back and forth. Jerry’s also choking on crackers. Like, for a long time.Plus, Joey forgets the plot to Zoolander, we try to figure out the proper way to shorten “hacky sack”, and the joys of performing concerts around the house to an imaginary audience.Also: here’s a PSA to get registered to vote and counted for the census. DO IT.EPISODE<br />S6, E11: New BeginningsDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout<br />Passion Fruit Truly Sparkling Cider<br />Native Texan from Independence BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things to Put Bacon OnCATEGORIES<br />Hairstyles]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">29ca2d77-3309-4b97-aa8e-a139ebbc9a66</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2020 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907410/default_tc.mp3" length="48630294" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie is in extra annoying mode this episode, because she realizes she’s designed a well-oiled machine of an office that can operate just fine without her. Ben attempts to prank half the office and the police get involved. You can imagine how Ben...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie is in extra annoying mode this episode, because she realizes she’s designed a well-oiled machine of an office that can operate just fine without her. Ben attempts to prank half the office and the police get involved. You can imagine how Ben gets, since he becomes more incoherent than <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJt9hs7-vo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Dawn Lazarus</a> whenever law enforcement comes around.Meanwhile, Chris and Ann decide to get married. Or maybe they don’t. There’s a lot of back and forth. Jerry’s also choking on crackers. Like, for a long time.Plus, Joey forgets the plot to Zoolander, we try to figure out the proper way to shorten “hacky sack”, and the joys of performing concerts around the house to an imaginary audience.Also: here’s a PSA to get registered to vote and counted for the census. DO IT.EPISODE<br />S6, E11: New BeginningsDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout<br />Passion Fruit Truly Sparkling Cider<br />Native Texan from Independence BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things to Put Bacon OnCATEGORIES<br />Hairstyles]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3040</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacon,choking on a cracker,hairstyles,jerry cracker,leslie knope,marriage,new beginnings,parks and rec,parks and recreation,playing a prank,pranking people,ron swanson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time is Money, Money is Power, Power is Pizza, Pizza is Knowledge</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-is-money-money-is-power-power-is-pizza-pizza-is-knowledge--59907394</link><description><![CDATA[It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a mini Shark Tank experience for people to share their great ideas. And Ann and Chris debate whether they want find out the sex of their baby.Plus, weddings that don’t have open bars, whether Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez have more jams, and Sean needs to take some probiotics, STAT.EPISODE<br />S6, E10: Second ChunceDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Raspberry Flora Dora cocktails from Gourdough’s<br />Alcohol from a weddingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Cartoons Joey Watched Growing Up]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1f959d8a-2781-4952-b460-d0090e6559c9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 10:00:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907394/parksnwrecked_episode_106_final_tc.mp3" length="67010049" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a mini Shark Tank experience for people to share their great ideas. And Ann and Chris debate whether they want find out the sex of their baby.Plus, weddings that don’t have open bars, whether Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez have more jams, and Sean needs to take some probiotics, STAT.EPISODE<br />S6, E10: Second ChunceDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Raspberry Flora Dora cocktails from Gourdough’s<br />Alcohol from a weddingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Cartoons Joey Watched Growing Up]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>city council,government work,investing,miley cyrus,open bars,parks and rec,parks and recreation,probiotics,second chunce,selena gomez,weddings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cones of Dunshire</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cones-of-dunshire--59907430</link><description><![CDATA[Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn't expect anything less.Meanwhile, Ron is trying to sell his cabin, and Tom, Donna, and April are all involved. Who will end up with the cabin? That hipster couple? A Sam Elliott-type character (but not the Sam Elliott that guest-starred a few episodes ago)? The tension is palpable!Plus, a creative way to watch college sports live during a time of social distancing, Sean gives updates on his dating life, and he and Joey foolishly got coerced into playing fantasy football. Gross.Oh, and we’ve finally figured out a punishment for the loser of trivia this season! Tune in to see what it is.EPISODE<br />S6, E9: Cones of DunshireDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Peanut Butter and Jealous from Deadbeach Brewery<br />Truly<br />Shots of FireballTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Favorite Asian Restaurants in AustinCATEGORIES<br />Countries in Asia]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">38697427-59f8-4a25-80ad-3ea2662f2e68</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2020 13:26:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907430/parksnwrecked_episode_105_final_tc.mp3" length="75660968" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn't expect anything less.Meanwhile, Ron is trying to sell his cabin, and Tom, Donna, and April are all involved. Who will end up with the cabin? That hipster couple? A Sam Elliott-type character (but not the Sam Elliott that guest-starred a few episodes ago)? The tension is palpable!Plus, a creative way to watch college sports live during a time of social distancing, Sean gives updates on his dating life, and he and Joey foolishly got coerced into playing fantasy football. Gross.Oh, and we’ve finally figured out a punishment for the loser of trivia this season! Tune in to see what it is.EPISODE<br />S6, E9: Cones of DunshireDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Peanut Butter and Jealous from Deadbeach Brewery<br />Truly<br />Shots of FireballTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Sean’s Favorite Asian Restaurants in AustinCATEGORIES<br />Countries in Asia]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4729</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accountant,barney,benihana,board games,city council,cones of dunshire,hibachi,karaoke,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,real estate,ron's cabin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Need to Go Lie Down for 45 Minutes…No, An Hour! A Full Hour!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-need-to-go-lie-down-for-45-minutes-no-an-hour-a-full-hour--59907396</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie has already been recalled, so it’s time for her to be a loose cannon! This is one of our “Pawneeans are pretty darn dumb” episodes, so hope you’re ready for some stupidity. A full hour of stupidity! Sadly, Ben ends up out of a job by the end of this episode, and it’s all Leslie’s fault. They also seem to forget she still has a job within the parks and rec department, but let’s not worry about that.Meanwhile, Chris is reading a ton of baby books authored by celebrities, Ron gets metaphorical with Moby Dick, and just about everyone else is comparing the Parks people to dogs. Indianapolis Colts legends Andrew Luck and Reggie Wayne are back in this episode, too, for some reason.Plus, the top radio stations from our childhood, how gross the Drink Ums Gatorade knock-off drinks look, parties with frogs, and we’re helping Sean out with some potential matches on Hinge.EPISODE<br />S6, E8: FluorideDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Family Busines Beer Co. German Style Lager<br />Pineapple Austin Eastciders<br />Parks and Rec (!) from Zilker BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Periodic Table Elements and Types of Animals<br /> <br />CATEGORIES<br />Game Shows]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">85d3b999-a474-4baf-a84c-1f93ec268a63</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 11:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907396/parksnwrecked_episode_104_final_tc.mp3" length="74781582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie has already been recalled, so it’s time for her to be a loose cannon! This is one of our “Pawneeans are pretty darn dumb” episodes, so hope you’re ready for some stupidity. A full hour of stupidity! Sadly, Ben ends up out of a job by the end of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie has already been recalled, so it’s time for her to be a loose cannon! This is one of our “Pawneeans are pretty darn dumb” episodes, so hope you’re ready for some stupidity. A full hour of stupidity! Sadly, Ben ends up out of a job by the end of this episode, and it’s all Leslie’s fault. They also seem to forget she still has a job within the parks and rec department, but let’s not worry about that.Meanwhile, Chris is reading a ton of baby books authored by celebrities, Ron gets metaphorical with Moby Dick, and just about everyone else is comparing the Parks people to dogs. Indianapolis Colts legends Andrew Luck and Reggie Wayne are back in this episode, too, for some reason.Plus, the top radio stations from our childhood, how gross the Drink Ums Gatorade knock-off drinks look, parties with frogs, and we’re helping Sean out with some potential matches on Hinge.EPISODE<br />S6, E8: FluorideDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Family Busines Beer Co. German Style Lager<br />Pineapple Austin Eastciders<br />Parks and Rec (!) from Zilker BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Periodic Table Elements and Types of Animals<br /> <br />CATEGORIES<br />Game Shows]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4674</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andrew luck,austin eastciders,baby books,building cribs,drink ums,fluoride,hinge,indianapolis colts,leslie knope,moby dick,parks and rec,parks and recreation,periodic table,radio stations,reggie wayne</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bloosh! It's a Recall Vote</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bloosh-it-s-a-recall-vote--59907417</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.Meanwhile, Annabel Porter, Pawnee’s version of Gwyneth Paltrow, stops by to share some hot tips and recruit Ron Swanson for her Bloosh lifestyle line of products. Tom and Donna are thrilled. Ron is not.Plus, one of Sean’s favorite spots in college, whether The Great Gatsby is a good book or not, and Haleigh crushes Sean’s dreams by ruining the illusion of magic in one of this episode’s scenes. What a bummer.EPISODE<br />S6, E7: Recall VoteDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Still Austin “The Musician” Straight Bourbon Whiskey<br />Bell’s Bright White Belgian Inspired Ale<br />Passion Fruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey’s Favorite Halloween CostumesCATEGORIES<br />Gwyneth Paltrow Movies]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7fc867b7-3dbf-4d15-8c6f-0529602e7696</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907417/parksnwrecked_episode_103_final_tc.mp3" length="53548419" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.Meanwhile, Annabel Porter,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.Meanwhile, Annabel Porter, Pawnee’s version of Gwyneth Paltrow, stops by to share some hot tips and recruit Ron Swanson for her Bloosh lifestyle line of products. Tom and Donna are thrilled. Ron is not.Plus, one of Sean’s favorite spots in college, whether The Great Gatsby is a good book or not, and Haleigh crushes Sean’s dreams by ruining the illusion of magic in one of this episode’s scenes. What a bummer.EPISODE<br />S6, E7: Recall VoteDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Still Austin “The Musician” Straight Bourbon Whiskey<br />Bell’s Bright White Belgian Inspired Ale<br />Passion Fruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey’s Favorite Halloween CostumesCATEGORIES<br />Gwyneth Paltrow Movies]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3347</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annabel porter,bloosh,city council,gwyneth paltrow,halloween,leslie knope,making a chair,parks and rec,parks and recreation,recall vote,the great gatsby,woodworking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Some Lovely 90s Nostalgia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/some-lovely-90s-nostalgia--59907399</link><description><![CDATA[We’re dressing up and celebrating like it’s the 1990s! Well, everyone except April, who thinks we’re in the 1690s. Unfortunately, Leslie has to break away from the festivities so she can filibuster in the midst of city council. Wendy Davis would be proud.Meanwhile, Ron is trying desperately to conquer the Big Buck Hunter video game, much to the delight of Donna. And Andy is back in town from London! Surely he won’t do something to screw up this cool opportunity, right?And we’re celebrating with cookie cake because of Haleigh’s trivia victory! What a time to be alive. Plus skating of all kinds (roller and boarding), peeing in unusual locations, faking it til you make it when it comes to starting a new job, and the powerhouse cast of the movie <i>The Outsiders</i>.EPISODE<br />S6, E6: FilibusterDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Manhattan made from Still Austin “The Musician” Bourbon and Oso de Oro Vermouth<br />Passionfruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Items Sean Could Filibuster AboutCATEGORIES<br />Cartoons that Started in the 1990s]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a682f7f7-edd2-4100-a370-9d83963f7b30</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2020 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907399/parksnwrecked_episode_102_final_tc.mp3" length="66982463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re dressing up and celebrating like it’s the 1990s! Well, everyone except April, who thinks we’re in the 1690s. Unfortunately, Leslie has to break away from the festivities so she can filibuster in the midst of city council. Wendy Davis would be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re dressing up and celebrating like it’s the 1990s! Well, everyone except April, who thinks we’re in the 1690s. Unfortunately, Leslie has to break away from the festivities so she can filibuster in the midst of city council. Wendy Davis would be proud.Meanwhile, Ron is trying desperately to conquer the Big Buck Hunter video game, much to the delight of Donna. And Andy is back in town from London! Surely he won’t do something to screw up this cool opportunity, right?And we’re celebrating with cookie cake because of Haleigh’s trivia victory! What a time to be alive. Plus skating of all kinds (roller and boarding), peeing in unusual locations, faking it til you make it when it comes to starting a new job, and the powerhouse cast of the movie <i>The Outsiders</i>.EPISODE<br />S6, E6: FilibusterDRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Manhattan made from Still Austin “The Musician” Bourbon and Oso de Oro Vermouth<br />Passionfruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Items Sean Could Filibuster AboutCATEGORIES<br />Cartoons that Started in the 1990s]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1990s,90s cartoons,90s party,big buck hunter,city council,filibuster,i am not a sore loser,leslie knope,losing my religion,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcasting,the nineties,toad the wet sprocket,tom haverford</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That Has Never Been True</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-has-never-been-true--59907390</link><description><![CDATA[Sean STRONGLY dislikes this episode, and he really ain’t wrong. Donna accidentally tweets out something personal from the Parks and Rec Department’s Twitter account, and faces the wrath of big government. Plus Leslie learns something surprising about her one of her prized employees.Meanwhile, Ben and Ron have the best moments of the episode trying to write a new will for Ron, as Ben struggles not to say accounting puns. And Tom has one of his creepiest episodes yet!Plus, we discuss frozen yogurt adventures, playing on slip’n’slides, how Hulu commercials seem to be pretty targeting Sean’s specific viewing habits, and there’s actually some real life parks and rec action in this episode. It seems like that has never been true, so how exciting!EPISODE<br />S6, E5: Gin It Up!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Old Chub Scotch Ale from Oskar Blues<br />Haleigh: Cape Line Sparkling Cocktail Strawberry Lemonade<br />Sean: Leftover Warm Dos EquisTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Favorite Jokes to TellCATEGORIES<br />Social Media Networks]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e650e945-592d-414f-955e-f47fc4030dd5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 11:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907390/parksnwrecked_episode_101_final_tc.mp3" length="75898787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sean STRONGLY dislikes this episode, and he really ain’t wrong. Donna accidentally tweets out something personal from the Parks and Rec Department’s Twitter account, and faces the wrath of big government. Plus Leslie learns something surprising about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sean STRONGLY dislikes this episode, and he really ain’t wrong. Donna accidentally tweets out something personal from the Parks and Rec Department’s Twitter account, and faces the wrath of big government. Plus Leslie learns something surprising about her one of her prized employees.Meanwhile, Ben and Ron have the best moments of the episode trying to write a new will for Ron, as Ben struggles not to say accounting puns. And Tom has one of his creepiest episodes yet!Plus, we discuss frozen yogurt adventures, playing on slip’n’slides, how Hulu commercials seem to be pretty targeting Sean’s specific viewing habits, and there’s actually some real life parks and rec action in this episode. It seems like that has never been true, so how exciting!EPISODE<br />S6, E5: Gin It Up!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Joey: Old Chub Scotch Ale from Oskar Blues<br />Haleigh: Cape Line Sparkling Cocktail Strawberry Lemonade<br />Sean: Leftover Warm Dos EquisTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Favorite Jokes to TellCATEGORIES<br />Social Media Networks]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4744</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commercials,frozen yogurt,hulu,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,recall knope,ron swanson,slip n slide,social media,twitter,writing a will</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Wild 100th Episode Bonanza!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-wild-100th-episode-bonanza--59907401</link><description><![CDATA[We’re celebrating 100 episodes of Parks n Wrecked with perhaps our most foolish idea yet — inviting friends on the podcast to answer trivia questions about us. Really, it’s just a humblebrag to prove we have friends.You’ll learn things like Haleigh’s favorite Girl Scout Cookie flavor, the name and breed of Joey’s first pet, and Sean’s most popular bit on Instagram. Though if you’re following him, you already know. There’s also a ton of talk about mayonnaise. We’re really living it up over here!This one took a LOT of effort to coordinate and edit (and Zoom was not the most cooperative), so we’d really appreciate if you listened. :) And have some cake! After all, we’re celebrating.It’s been a wonderful 100 episodes so far, but we ain’t done yet. We’ll be back with Leslie, Ron, and the new (and improved?) Pawnee/Eagleton crew, or, as Leslie would never say, Pawneeagleton. Cheers!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Cape Line Sparkling Blackberry Mojito Cocktail<br />Teremana Blanco Small Batch Tequila<br />Flor de Cana Anejo Oro Imported Rum<br />Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3b0a5868-c586-4b30-b4f6-86346e31f88f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 14:18:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907401/parksnwrecked_episode_100_final_tc.mp3" length="69669105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re celebrating 100 episodes of Parks n Wrecked with perhaps our most foolish idea yet — inviting friends on the podcast to answer trivia questions about us. Really, it’s just a humblebrag to prove we have friends.You’ll learn things like Haleigh’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re celebrating 100 episodes of Parks n Wrecked with perhaps our most foolish idea yet — inviting friends on the podcast to answer trivia questions about us. Really, it’s just a humblebrag to prove we have friends.You’ll learn things like Haleigh’s favorite Girl Scout Cookie flavor, the name and breed of Joey’s first pet, and Sean’s most popular bit on Instagram. Though if you’re following him, you already know. There’s also a ton of talk about mayonnaise. We’re really living it up over here!This one took a LOT of effort to coordinate and edit (and Zoom was not the most cooperative), so we’d really appreciate if you listened. :) And have some cake! After all, we’re celebrating.It’s been a wonderful 100 episodes so far, but we ain’t done yet. We’ll be back with Leslie, Ron, and the new (and improved?) Pawnee/Eagleton crew, or, as Leslie would never say, Pawneeagleton. Cheers!DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br />Cape Line Sparkling Blackberry Mojito Cocktail<br />Teremana Blanco Small Batch Tequila<br />Flor de Cana Anejo Oro Imported Rum<br />Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4355</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bucket list,favorite pizza,first pet,mayonnaise,parks and rec,parks and recreation,taking shots,trivia,trivia night</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This Calls for Some Celebratory Lunges</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-calls-for-some-celebratory-lunges--59907419</link><description><![CDATA[There are so many guest stars in this episode! June Diane Raphael, Sam Elliott, Billy Eichner, Melinda Cohen, and a handful of other folks join the Pawnee crew after the town absorbs Eagleton, but will they all survive until the end of the episode? Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to no.Meanwhile, Ben and Chris are trimming the fat of the Eagleton accounting crew, all while Chris does celebratory lunges. Can you think of a better way to show your excitement?Plus, Haleigh attended her best friend’s wedding (while practicing social distancing), Sean considers a move to Colorado, we chat about the old Super Nintendo game Super Baseball 2020, and we talk about the glorious home arcade action that these new Arcade1Up cabinets provide, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and NBA Jam. You can finally find out Sean’s favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!Hope you’re ready to jump, because this episode is all over the place.EPISODE<br />S6, E4: DopplegangersDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Avanti Pinot Pomegranate (with a picture of a dogtor on it)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Celebrities Joey Has Been Told He Reminds People OfCATEGORIES<br />Types of Cheese]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f1dd02bf-1517-4e10-9683-921d92cfd59a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 11:00:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907419/parksnwrecked_episode_99_final_tc.mp3" length="74305944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are so many guest stars in this episode! June Diane Raphael, Sam Elliott, Billy Eichner, Melinda Cohen, and a handful of other folks join the Pawnee crew after the town absorbs Eagleton, but will they all survive until the end of the episode?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are so many guest stars in this episode! June Diane Raphael, Sam Elliott, Billy Eichner, Melinda Cohen, and a handful of other folks join the Pawnee crew after the town absorbs Eagleton, but will they all survive until the end of the episode? Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to no.Meanwhile, Ben and Chris are trimming the fat of the Eagleton accounting crew, all while Chris does celebratory lunges. Can you think of a better way to show your excitement?Plus, Haleigh attended her best friend’s wedding (while practicing social distancing), Sean considers a move to Colorado, we chat about the old Super Nintendo game Super Baseball 2020, and we talk about the glorious home arcade action that these new Arcade1Up cabinets provide, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and NBA Jam. You can finally find out Sean’s favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!Hope you’re ready to jump, because this episode is all over the place.EPISODE<br />S6, E4: DopplegangersDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Avanti Pinot Pomegranate (with a picture of a dogtor on it)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Celebrities Joey Has Been Told He Reminds People OfCATEGORIES<br />Types of Cheese]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arcade1up,billy eichner,dopplegangers,eagleton,joe biden shirtless on a horse,june diane raphael,leslie knope,melinda cohen,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,sam elliott</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Is Everyone Else So Bad At Eating?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-is-everyone-else-so-bad-at-eating--59907398</link><description><![CDATA[Pawnee is auditing Eagleton! The once proud city is now…well, less proud. My, how the turntables have turned. There’s also a basketball game happening, featuring a then-29-year-old Chris Bosh playing as a high schooler. Ron is also trying to get off the grid, and turns to Tom and Donna for help. Bet that’ll turn out great!Meanwhile, Ann and April were hanging out together during this episode, for some reason. And they’re living it up in Bloomington, Indiana! If only we all could be so lucky.Plus, the amazing names Kristen Bell’s characters have, the lasting impact of Penny Saver circulars, no one can say “Swarovsky,” excessive voting lines at the polls, and reminiscing about visiting colleges. What was your favorite campus tour?EPISODE<br />S6, E3: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off ClassicDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Milam &amp; Greene Bourbon WhiskeyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Social Media Platforms Sean Has UsedCATEGORIES<br />Physical Magazines]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0b9dc75e-d76c-435d-8dfe-7172fd00b8dd</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907398/parksnwrecked_episode_98_final_tc.mp3" length="69506101" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pawnee is auditing Eagleton! The once proud city is now…well, less proud. My, how the turntables have turned. There’s also a basketball game happening, featuring a then-29-year-old Chris Bosh playing as a high schooler. Ron is also trying to get off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pawnee is auditing Eagleton! The once proud city is now…well, less proud. My, how the turntables have turned. There’s also a basketball game happening, featuring a then-29-year-old Chris Bosh playing as a high schooler. Ron is also trying to get off the grid, and turns to Tom and Donna for help. Bet that’ll turn out great!Meanwhile, Ann and April were hanging out together during this episode, for some reason. And they’re living it up in Bloomington, Indiana! If only we all could be so lucky.Plus, the amazing names Kristen Bell’s characters have, the lasting impact of Penny Saver circulars, no one can say “Swarovsky,” excessive voting lines at the polls, and reminiscing about visiting colleges. What was your favorite campus tour?EPISODE<br />S6, E3: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off ClassicDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Milam &amp; Greene Bourbon WhiskeyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top Social Media Platforms Sean Has UsedCATEGORIES<br />Physical Magazines]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bloomington,bourbon whiskey,campus tours,chris bosh,college visits,eagleton,milam and greene,off the grid,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,polling places,swarovsky crystals,tipoff classic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Waking Nightmare of Happiness</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-waking-nightmare-of-happiness--59907406</link><description><![CDATA[We’re kicking off Season 6 in style: by traveling to London! Most of the crew heads across the pond so Leslie can accept an award and Ben and Chris can hang out with someone that might be dumber than Andy is. Also, Ron and Diane get hitched in perhaps the quickest celebration ever.Meanwhile, Ann has finally gotten pregnant, but nobody seems to care—except Jerry, who has the weirdest reaction of the show. We also meet two new characters: Papa Saperstein, played delightfully by Henry Winkler, and Lord Covington, a dumb, rich, easily excitable bloke portrayed by Peter Serafinowicz. And Sean still confuses Andy’s name with Chris Pratt’s actual name.Plus, we’re talking about fireworks during Fourth of July, classic airplane dilemmas like whether to wake up the person next to you during a meal or if you’ll walk across the aisle to see a cool sight out the window, and we dive into every single one of Leslie’s 40 Phases to Success to get back in the good graces of Pawnee citizens.Got an idea for a punishment (or reward) for this season’s trivia loser? Let us know at <a href="https://gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod@gmail.com</a>!EPISODE<br />S6, E1/E2: London Pt. 1 and 2DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Black Cherry and Strawberry Lemonade TrulyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Places Haleigh would like to travel toCATEGORIES<br />Countries in Europe]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c09c7cf3-963a-42cc-a9bd-69bf1f41fedb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2020 11:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907406/parksnwrecked_episode_97_final_tc.mp3" length="66466284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re kicking off Season 6 in style: by traveling to London! Most of the crew heads across the pond so Leslie can accept an award and Ben and Chris can hang out with someone that might be dumber than Andy is. Also, Ron and Diane get hitched in perhaps...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re kicking off Season 6 in style: by traveling to London! Most of the crew heads across the pond so Leslie can accept an award and Ben and Chris can hang out with someone that might be dumber than Andy is. Also, Ron and Diane get hitched in perhaps the quickest celebration ever.Meanwhile, Ann has finally gotten pregnant, but nobody seems to care—except Jerry, who has the weirdest reaction of the show. We also meet two new characters: Papa Saperstein, played delightfully by Henry Winkler, and Lord Covington, a dumb, rich, easily excitable bloke portrayed by Peter Serafinowicz. And Sean still confuses Andy’s name with Chris Pratt’s actual name.Plus, we’re talking about fireworks during Fourth of July, classic airplane dilemmas like whether to wake up the person next to you during a meal or if you’ll walk across the aisle to see a cool sight out the window, and we dive into every single one of Leslie’s 40 Phases to Success to get back in the good graces of Pawnee citizens.Got an idea for a punishment (or reward) for this season’s trivia loser? Let us know at <a href="https://gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod@gmail.com</a>!EPISODE<br />S6, E1/E2: London Pt. 1 and 2DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Black Cherry and Strawberry Lemonade TrulyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Places Haleigh would like to travel toCATEGORIES<br />Countries in Europe]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4155</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dr saperstein,european countries,guardians of the galaxy,jetsetters,lagavulin whiskey,leslie knope,london,lord covington,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron and diane,truly drinks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Wish This Office Was Just Walls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-wish-this-office-was-just-walls--59907413</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve wrapped up Season 5 so that means it’s time for a bonus episode! We’re recapping everything about the season, including some of our favorite new characters, whether Ron will be a good father, (our money is on OF COURSE), what a Parks and Rec video game would look like, and we take a “Which Parks and Rec Character Are You?” quiz.Plus, Sean talks about his rec center closing down for a week before opening as a voting site and the disappointment it’s brought among the community. We’re going off on plenty of tangents, too. We dive into Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, The Price is Right, the joys of having inbox zero at work, playing the lottery at a gas station, and a guest star from the early days of Parks n Wrecked is getting married.<a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/latenightlibrarian/which-parks-and-recreation-character-are-you-ekwmhf2d83" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Take the character quiz here</a>!<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EERpgZ733pA" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Watch the video from the ’96 Summer Olympics that Sean talks about!</a>DRINKS OF THE EPISODEPassionfruit Malibu with Questionable Mango Juice from the FridgeWatermelon and Kiwi TrulyRuby Red Grapefruit Beer from Shiner]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3b3fc25f-0be7-4491-bcc4-b6f22cc1cc66</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2020 11:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907413/parksnwrecked_episode_96_tc.mp3" length="63962708" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve wrapped up Season 5 so that means it’s time for a bonus episode! We’re recapping everything about the season, including some of our favorite new characters, whether Ron will be a good father, (our money is on OF COURSE), what a Parks and Rec...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve wrapped up Season 5 so that means it’s time for a bonus episode! We’re recapping everything about the season, including some of our favorite new characters, whether Ron will be a good father, (our money is on OF COURSE), what a Parks and Rec video game would look like, and we take a “Which Parks and Rec Character Are You?” quiz.Plus, Sean talks about his rec center closing down for a week before opening as a voting site and the disappointment it’s brought among the community. We’re going off on plenty of tangents, too. We dive into Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, The Price is Right, the joys of having inbox zero at work, playing the lottery at a gas station, and a guest star from the early days of Parks n Wrecked is getting married.<a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/latenightlibrarian/which-parks-and-recreation-character-are-you-ekwmhf2d83" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Take the character quiz here</a>!<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EERpgZ733pA" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Watch the video from the ’96 Summer Olympics that Sean talks about!</a>DRINKS OF THE EPISODEPassionfruit Malibu with Questionable Mango Juice from the FridgeWatermelon and Kiwi TrulyRuby Red Grapefruit Beer from Shiner]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buzzfeed quiz,drinking,inbox zero,leslie knope,marriage,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks and rec season 5,personality quiz,playing the lottery,ron swanson,season 5,season five,summer olympics,the price is right,tony hawk's pro skater</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Are You Better Off?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/are-you-better-off--59907415</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the Season 5 finale! Are you better off than the start of the show? Leslie’s trying to argue that Pawnee is, and name drops a bunch of great movies about dancing, like Honey and Step Up 2 The Streets. But the townsfolk aren’t having it. We get it—now if we want to start our day with a triple decker pancake pizza, we have to go to the Paunch Burger 10 minutes away. And don’t tell me to not have that for breakfast, because I will NEVER consider that!Meanwhile, Andy is carrying a pregnancy test around for this entire episode. Tom’s business is thriving and even has a potential interested investor, but he’s still dating Mona Lisa, who is the wooooorst.Plus our top Seattle attractions from T-Mobile Park to MoPOP, great moments on The Price is Right (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeAeOwijtAE" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">including the time Manuela gave away a car</a>), and whether or not the movie <i>Shazam</i> starring Sinbad actually exists.We’ll have a super jam-packed bonus episode next week where we’ll probably answer that question again: Are you better off?EPISODE<br />S5, E22: Are You Better Off?DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fireball with Dr. Pepper Cream SodaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Shark Tank Products We’ve Actually TriedCATEGORIES<br />Movies with Baby, Child, Kid, Parent, Mom, or Dad in the Title]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a3823c08-77d8-4292-84d1-a629b8d396f6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907415/parksnwrecked_episode_95_tc.mp3" length="67053934" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the Season 5 finale! Are you better off than the start of the show? Leslie’s trying to argue that Pawnee is, and name drops a bunch of great movies about dancing, like Honey and Step Up 2 The Streets. But the townsfolk aren’t having it. We get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the Season 5 finale! Are you better off than the start of the show? Leslie’s trying to argue that Pawnee is, and name drops a bunch of great movies about dancing, like Honey and Step Up 2 The Streets. But the townsfolk aren’t having it. We get it—now if we want to start our day with a triple decker pancake pizza, we have to go to the Paunch Burger 10 minutes away. And don’t tell me to not have that for breakfast, because I will NEVER consider that!Meanwhile, Andy is carrying a pregnancy test around for this entire episode. Tom’s business is thriving and even has a potential interested investor, but he’s still dating Mona Lisa, who is the wooooorst.Plus our top Seattle attractions from T-Mobile Park to MoPOP, great moments on The Price is Right (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeAeOwijtAE" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">including the time Manuela gave away a car</a>), and whether or not the movie <i>Shazam</i> starring Sinbad actually exists.We’ll have a super jam-packed bonus episode next week where we’ll probably answer that question again: Are you better off?EPISODE<br />S5, E22: Are You Better Off?DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fireball with Dr. Pepper Cream SodaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Shark Tank Products We’ve Actually TriedCATEGORIES<br />Movies with Baby, Child, Kid, Parent, Mom, or Dad in the Title]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4191</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>are you better off,business advice,business tips,investors,is it diddy,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,paunch burger,pawnee,pregnancy test,seattle,shazam,the price is right,triple decker pancake pizza</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>More Like Who Am I Doing?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/more-like-who-am-i-doing--59907414</link><description><![CDATA[There’s a big vote to be had, which means it’s time for Putt Putt! Leslie and Ron face off in a battle for Councilman Jamm’s vote – and this episode features a special guest appearance from Esther Povitsky, Joey’s childhood friend!Meanwhile, Tom and Ann are both trying to break up with Mona Lisa (as a boyfriend and friend, respectively), but only one is successful. Who could it be? Andy is also kicked out of Mouse Rat. Kind of. Maybe he should start going to practices.Plus, Sean has some choice words for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Joey talks about very close calls with band members not showing up, and we talk about the most famous people we know.EPISODE<br />S5, E21: Swing VoteDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fireball with RumchataTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Times Sean Has VotedCATEGORIES<br />Bands with at Least Two Lead Singers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">426f08e6-30fa-4e84-8393-c908f0033b48</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2020 12:46:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907414/parksnwrecked_episode_94_final_tc.mp3" length="65698493" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There’s a big vote to be had, which means it’s time for Putt Putt! Leslie and Ron face off in a battle for Councilman Jamm’s vote – and this episode features a special guest appearance from Esther Povitsky, Joey’s childhood friend!Meanwhile, Tom and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There’s a big vote to be had, which means it’s time for Putt Putt! Leslie and Ron face off in a battle for Councilman Jamm’s vote – and this episode features a special guest appearance from Esther Povitsky, Joey’s childhood friend!Meanwhile, Tom and Ann are both trying to break up with Mona Lisa (as a boyfriend and friend, respectively), but only one is successful. Who could it be? Andy is also kicked out of Mouse Rat. Kind of. Maybe he should start going to practices.Plus, Sean has some choice words for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Joey talks about very close calls with band members not showing up, and we talk about the most famous people we know.EPISODE<br />S5, E21: Swing VoteDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fireball with RumchataTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Times Sean Has VotedCATEGORIES<br />Bands with at Least Two Lead Singers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4107</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cinnamon toast crunch,councilman jamm,famous people,leslie knope,mona lisa saperstein,mouse ratt,parks and rec,parks and recreation,putt putt,ron swanson,swing vote,threesomes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>See You Tomorrow, Jeremy!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/see-you-tomorrow-jeremy--59907437</link><description><![CDATA[Jerry’s retiring! Didn’t he let anyone know? Well, in any case, we’ll have to find a new Jerry, and in a delightful cartoonish twist, it’s Tom! Get it, because Tom and Jerry is already a cartoon? Badum tsh.We get to see Jerry in his natural element at home, and he’s suave and delightful. Leslie and Ben try to help him achieve all of his hopes and dreams. This episode also features Chris and Ann continue to be hesitant about having children. Will they ever start this beautiful family of theirs?Plus, Haleigh delivers Sean a birthday treat, we discuss the merits of macaroni pizza, and controversial white elephant gifts and strategies.EPISODE<br />S5, E20: Jerry’s RetirementDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mural Agua Fresca Cerveza from New Belgium BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Reasons to Have an Office PartyCATEGORIES<br />Songs with Food in the Title]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">13571640-4f12-49b5-ac69-efe6457b0afb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907437/parksnwrecked_episode_93_final_tc.mp3" length="52192978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jerry’s retiring! Didn’t he let anyone know? Well, in any case, we’ll have to find a new Jerry, and in a delightful cartoonish twist, it’s Tom! Get it, because Tom and Jerry is already a cartoon? Badum tsh.We get to see Jerry in his natural element at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jerry’s retiring! Didn’t he let anyone know? Well, in any case, we’ll have to find a new Jerry, and in a delightful cartoonish twist, it’s Tom! Get it, because Tom and Jerry is already a cartoon? Badum tsh.We get to see Jerry in his natural element at home, and he’s suave and delightful. Leslie and Ben try to help him achieve all of his hopes and dreams. This episode also features Chris and Ann continue to be hesitant about having children. Will they ever start this beautiful family of theirs?Plus, Haleigh delivers Sean a birthday treat, we discuss the merits of macaroni pizza, and controversial white elephant gifts and strategies.EPISODE<br />S5, E20: Jerry’s RetirementDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mural Agua Fresca Cerveza from New Belgium BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Reasons to Have an Office PartyCATEGORIES<br />Songs with Food in the Title]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3263</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>birthday parties,jerry gergich,jerrys retirement,leslie and ben,macaroni pizza,mural agua fresca cerveza,new belgium brewing,office parties,parks and rec,parks and recreation,retirement party,tom and jerry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Butter Is My Favorite Food</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/butter-is-my-favorite-food--59907427</link><description><![CDATA[Patton Oswalt guest stars in this episode and goes on a filibuster for the ages. There are also a lot of dumb rules in the Pawnee constitution – like annually throwing people named Ted into the water – so Leslie does her best to rewrite some of ‘em. To add even more fire to the flame, Leslie and Patton have to stay at an old cabin for two weeks. And Andy realizes butter is his favorite food.Meanwhile, April works on pitting Ron and Chris against each other during the Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar (or CTMTS, for short). Will she succeed? Probably. She’s sneaky like that. Ann and Ben are also pitted against each other, but it’s on a weird eBay-esque bidding site.Plus, the most obscure things about watching sports, Sean once again has to deal with a crappy situation at work, and we dive into fun statues and fake fans in and around baseball stadiums.Most importantly, Sean is now 33 years old! He’s Scottie Pippen, Larry Bird, and Patrick Ewing all at once. What a great age.EPISODE<br />S5, E19: Article TwoDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Boomtown Blonde from Spindletap BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Most Ridiculous HolidaysCATEGORIES<br />Major League Baseball Teams]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2d224fc-addf-4a46-a23a-b214e8902456</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2020 11:00:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907427/parksnwrecked_episode_92_final_tc.mp3" length="57281631" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Patton Oswalt guest stars in this episode and goes on a filibuster for the ages. There are also a lot of dumb rules in the Pawnee constitution – like annually throwing people named Ted into the water – so Leslie does her best to rewrite some of ‘em....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Patton Oswalt guest stars in this episode and goes on a filibuster for the ages. There are also a lot of dumb rules in the Pawnee constitution – like annually throwing people named Ted into the water – so Leslie does her best to rewrite some of ‘em. To add even more fire to the flame, Leslie and Patton have to stay at an old cabin for two weeks. And Andy realizes butter is his favorite food.Meanwhile, April works on pitting Ron and Chris against each other during the Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar (or CTMTS, for short). Will she succeed? Probably. She’s sneaky like that. Ann and Ben are also pitted against each other, but it’s on a weird eBay-esque bidding site.Plus, the most obscure things about watching sports, Sean once again has to deal with a crappy situation at work, and we dive into fun statues and fake fans in and around baseball stadiums.Most importantly, Sean is now 33 years old! He’s Scottie Pippen, Larry Bird, and Patrick Ewing all at once. What a great age.EPISODE<br />S5, E19: Article TwoDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Boomtown Blonde from Spindletap BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Most Ridiculous HolidaysCATEGORIES<br />Major League Baseball Teams]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3581</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>article two,birthdays,boomtown blonde,butter is my favorite food,chris traeger,chris traeger management train,ctmts,leslie knope,mlb teams,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ridiculous holidays,spindletap brewery,ted party day</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eddie, Get My Crossbow</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eddie-get-my-crossbow--59907435</link><description><![CDATA[So many fantastic guest appearances in this episode. Harris Wittels and Colton Dunn are here as Harris and Brad from Animal Control, AND we get Dennis Feinstein, played masterfully by Jason Mantzoukas. Even Eric Isenhower shows up as Orin – with a speaking part!Ben, Tom, and Andy have some mighty sucking up to do to raise money for charities, while Chris injures one of his running feet. Leslie, Chris, and Ann interview potential new Animal Control candidates, and Jerry negotiates a lower salary for his current job. Magnificent.Ron is also very sick and has to eat a banana. Who will emerge from this royal rumble showdown?!Plus, Sean tries to play ultimate frisbee for the first time in a hot minute and struggles mightily, we dive into railway workers and the phrase “Gandy dancer,” and we talk about having to dress up during game days in high school. Oh, and please visit the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wikipedia page for high fives</a>.EPISODE<br />S5, E18: Animal ControlDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Coastal Conservation Ale from Karbach Brewing CompanyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 FragrancesCATEGORIES<br />U.S. Presidents]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">73dbfda9-7856-4edf-9534-4c292d2053f6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2020 13:14:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907435/parksnwrecked_episode_91_tc.mp3" length="62036752" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So many fantastic guest appearances in this episode. Harris Wittels and Colton Dunn are here as Harris and Brad from Animal Control, AND we get Dennis Feinstein, played masterfully by Jason Mantzoukas. Even Eric Isenhower shows up as Orin – with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So many fantastic guest appearances in this episode. Harris Wittels and Colton Dunn are here as Harris and Brad from Animal Control, AND we get Dennis Feinstein, played masterfully by Jason Mantzoukas. Even Eric Isenhower shows up as Orin – with a speaking part!Ben, Tom, and Andy have some mighty sucking up to do to raise money for charities, while Chris injures one of his running feet. Leslie, Chris, and Ann interview potential new Animal Control candidates, and Jerry negotiates a lower salary for his current job. Magnificent.Ron is also very sick and has to eat a banana. Who will emerge from this royal rumble showdown?!Plus, Sean tries to play ultimate frisbee for the first time in a hot minute and struggles mightily, we dive into railway workers and the phrase “Gandy dancer,” and we talk about having to dress up during game days in high school. Oh, and please visit the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wikipedia page for high fives</a>.EPISODE<br />S5, E18: Animal ControlDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Coastal Conservation Ale from Karbach Brewing CompanyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 FragrancesCATEGORIES<br />U.S. Presidents]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3878</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animal control,colton dunn,dennis feinstein,fragrances,harris and brad,harris wittels,jason mantzoukas,orin,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,ultimate frisbee,wikipedia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Skim Milk is Water That's Lying About Being Milk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/skim-milk-is-water-that-s-lying-about-being-milk--59907447</link><description><![CDATA[Ben ruined the city of Partridge, MN when he was 18 years old, but now they’re ready to forgive him. Surely this isn’t a trap. Meanwhile, Councilman Jamm is suing Ron for punching him in the face during Leslie’s wedding. And guess what? Ron would do it again if he has the chance.Also, Chris and Ann are distraught after a series of mishaps. Could this mean they won’t be good parents? We’ll find out by the end of the episode.Plus, we’ve got excessive beards, activities to do on a boat, and Ben gets misty-eyed watching The Price Is Right! We’re not so different, after all.EPISODE<br />S5, E17: PartridgeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />National Standard from Tupps BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Boat MemoriesCATEGORIES<br />Super Smash Bros. Melee Characters]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">82ce7c48-0764-4bd8-85a3-796219d67f27</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 11:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907447/parksnwrecked_episode_90_final_tc.mp3" length="55736018" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben ruined the city of Partridge, MN when he was 18 years old, but now they’re ready to forgive him. Surely this isn’t a trap. Meanwhile, Councilman Jamm is suing Ron for punching him in the face during Leslie’s wedding. And guess what? Ron would do...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben ruined the city of Partridge, MN when he was 18 years old, but now they’re ready to forgive him. Surely this isn’t a trap. Meanwhile, Councilman Jamm is suing Ron for punching him in the face during Leslie’s wedding. And guess what? Ron would do it again if he has the chance.Also, Chris and Ann are distraught after a series of mishaps. Could this mean they won’t be good parents? We’ll find out by the end of the episode.Plus, we’ve got excessive beards, activities to do on a boat, and Ben gets misty-eyed watching The Price Is Right! We’re not so different, after all.EPISODE<br />S5, E17: PartridgeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />National Standard from Tupps BreweryTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Boat MemoriesCATEGORIES<br />Super Smash Bros. Melee Characters]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3484</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,boat activities,councilman jamm,ice clown,leslie knope,parenting,parks and rec,parks and recreation,partridge,ron swanson,skim milk,the price is right</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If True, This Guy Wants In</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-true-this-guy-wants-in--59907441</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie offers a bailout to a local movie store, but it backfires with hilarious results. April and Ann are best friends for a week, and together with Donna they perform a stirring rendition of “Time After Time.”Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein makes her first appearance in the show, and that’s really all you need to know. Brandi Maxxx is also back on the scene, much to the delight of Sean.This episode has (at least according to Joey), the BEST cold open in the entire show. Do you agree?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2rWeswwGw" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2rWeswwGw</a>Plus, we cover the Parks and Rec reunion,  Also, we really got off on a college basketball tangent there at the start, didn’t we?EPISODE<br />S5, E16: BailoutDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Meridian Hive Honey – Mead In AustinTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Underrated Karaoke SongsCATEGORIES<br />Types of Flowers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">35ae2124-1276-4fe6-9f35-02cb45fce481</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2020 13:17:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907441/parksnwrecked_episode_89_final_tc.mp3" length="59231410" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie offers a bailout to a local movie store, but it backfires with hilarious results. April and Ann are best friends for a week, and together with Donna they perform a stirring rendition of “Time After Time.”Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie offers a bailout to a local movie store, but it backfires with hilarious results. April and Ann are best friends for a week, and together with Donna they perform a stirring rendition of “Time After Time.”Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein makes her first appearance in the show, and that’s really all you need to know. Brandi Maxxx is also back on the scene, much to the delight of Sean.This episode has (at least according to Joey), the BEST cold open in the entire show. Do you agree?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2rWeswwGw" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2rWeswwGw</a>Plus, we cover the Parks and Rec reunion,  Also, we really got off on a college basketball tangent there at the start, didn’t we?EPISODE<br />S5, E16: BailoutDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Meridian Hive Honey – Mead In AustinTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Underrated Karaoke SongsCATEGORIES<br />Types of Flowers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3702</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bailout,brandi maxxx,college basketball,cyndi lauper,flowers,jason schwartzman,jean ralphio,karaoke,leslie knope,meridian hive honey,mona lisa,mona lisa saperstein,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,the woooorst,the worst,time after time</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You're Too Beautiful To Be Funny</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-too-beautiful-to-be-funny--59907450</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are married, but you’d barely know it from this episode. Instead, Leslie is trying to give a funny speech at a correspondents’ lunch, though it’s gonna be hard when her speech gets stolen. And Ben has a new job at Sweetums – remember that from a previous episode? Because we sure don’t – and quickly realizes he needs to whip things into shape.Meanwhile, Ann is still looking for a sperm donor, and she’s considering one Chris Traeger. Talk about some palpable tension!Plus, we’re diving into the phrase “open up a can of whoop-ass,” we briefly dive into how babies are made (it’s via storks, right?), and discuss our first CD purchases.EPISODE<br />S5, E15: Correspondents’ LunchDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Scrappy Boy Amardillo Ale WorksTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things Sean has had stolen from himCATEGORIES<br />Star Wars Characters]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">af59f225-b36f-431f-831f-ea6921cfed61</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 13:38:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907450/parksnwrecked_episode_88_final_tc.mp3" length="67386630" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ben are married, but you’d barely know it from this episode. Instead, Leslie is trying to give a funny speech at a correspondents’ lunch, though it’s gonna be hard when her speech gets stolen. And Ben has a new job at Sweetums – remember...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are married, but you’d barely know it from this episode. Instead, Leslie is trying to give a funny speech at a correspondents’ lunch, though it’s gonna be hard when her speech gets stolen. And Ben has a new job at Sweetums – remember that from a previous episode? Because we sure don’t – and quickly realizes he needs to whip things into shape.Meanwhile, Ann is still looking for a sperm donor, and she’s considering one Chris Traeger. Talk about some palpable tension!Plus, we’re diving into the phrase “open up a can of whoop-ass,” we briefly dive into how babies are made (it’s via storks, right?), and discuss our first CD purchases.EPISODE<br />S5, E15: Correspondents’ LunchDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Scrappy Boy Amardillo Ale WorksTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things Sean has had stolen from himCATEGORIES<br />Star Wars Characters]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4212</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>charities,correspondents lunch,first cds,leslie knope,media,newspapers,parks and rec,parks and recreation,party of five,pawnee journal,star wars,sweetums,whoop ass</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Close Only Counts in Horse Grenades</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/close-only-counts-in-horse-grenades--59907442</link><description><![CDATA[Wait, are Leslie and Ben really going through with this whole “let’s get married tonight” thing? Sure seems like it! That means everyone has jobs. Leslie and Ann are working on procuring a dress. Ben and Chris are looking for wedding rings. Ron is walking Leslie down the aisle. Donna’s giving us GREAT vocals. Andy and April are finding marriage licenses. Tom and Jerry (hehe) are writing a speech.But wait! Councilman Jamm is here to try and ruin everything. Luckily, the Pawnee parks crew isn’t about to let anyone get Jammed today. And Leslie and Ben will get their big day after all.Plus, all kinds of drama around Animal Crossing, a deep dive into grenades (including a dissection of the song “Grenade” by Bruno Mars), and Joey is fired up about The Last Dance documentary on the 1997-98 Chicago Bulls. We also reminisce about the time our dog brought in a rat from outside. YIKES.EPISODE<br />S5, E14: Leslie and BenDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Limetastico Sour Mexican Lager from Blue Owl BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Covid Stay at Home ActivitiesCATEGORIES<br />Will Smith Movies]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1aa73d24-73db-43ef-921d-a5b7880bf47c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2020 13:47:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907442/parksnwrecked_episode_87_final_tc.mp3" length="55284204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Wait, are Leslie and Ben really going through with this whole “let’s get married tonight” thing? Sure seems like it! That means everyone has jobs. Leslie and Ann are working on procuring a dress. Ben and Chris are looking for wedding rings. Ron is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wait, are Leslie and Ben really going through with this whole “let’s get married tonight” thing? Sure seems like it! That means everyone has jobs. Leslie and Ann are working on procuring a dress. Ben and Chris are looking for wedding rings. Ron is walking Leslie down the aisle. Donna’s giving us GREAT vocals. Andy and April are finding marriage licenses. Tom and Jerry (hehe) are writing a speech.But wait! Councilman Jamm is here to try and ruin everything. Luckily, the Pawnee parks crew isn’t about to let anyone get Jammed today. And Leslie and Ben will get their big day after all.Plus, all kinds of drama around Animal Crossing, a deep dive into grenades (including a dissection of the song “Grenade” by Bruno Mars), and Joey is fired up about The Last Dance documentary on the 1997-98 Chicago Bulls. We also reminisce about the time our dog brought in a rat from outside. YIKES.EPISODE<br />S5, E14: Leslie and BenDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Limetastico Sour Mexican Lager from Blue Owl BrewingTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Covid Stay at Home ActivitiesCATEGORIES<br />Will Smith Movies]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3456</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,getting married,horse grenades,leslie and ben,leslie knope,lil sebastian,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcasting,podcasts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I'll Kill Em... Soon As I'm Done With These Birds</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-ll-kill-em-soon-as-i-m-done-with-these-birds--59907453</link><description><![CDATA[This episode hits EXTREMELY close to home – Pawnee is simulating an avian flu pandemic right as we’re living a coronavirus pandemic. And perhaps in a fitting display of the world simply not giving an eff, this episode is also riddled with technical difficulties. But much like Pawnee, we will persevere!In any case, Leslie is getting Jammed all over the place. She’s stuck with Ann and Chris in a simulation to test the city on their emergency preparedness. Meanwhile, Andy and April are studying for a police exam, and the rest of the gang is trying to round up chairs for the evening’s big gala. Donna found one and has a lead on another. The excitement is palpable.Ron’s also fielding questions on a talk show, which warrants its own paragraph.Plus, we’re talking about fire drills, Joey reminisces about his experience working on TV shows in college (and funny news reporter segments in general, like <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvptWXUJfKs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">this one</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEDZmRaOMY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">this one</a>). Oh, and he’s hearing things, too, like the word pigeon. And we’ve got more things to do during shelter in place! Check ‘em all out and let us know you’re favorites.EPISODE<br />S5, E13: Emergency ResponseDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Parks and Rec Ale (!) from Zilker Brewing CompanyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Roles on a TV News TeamCATEGORIES<br />Types of Birds]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2af055e0-65aa-4ce7-803a-d85c64973712</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:09:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907453/parksnwrecked_episode_86_final_tc.mp3" length="61489868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode hits EXTREMELY close to home – Pawnee is simulating an avian flu pandemic right as we’re living a coronavirus pandemic. And perhaps in a fitting display of the world simply not giving an eff, this episode is also riddled with technical...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode hits EXTREMELY close to home – Pawnee is simulating an avian flu pandemic right as we’re living a coronavirus pandemic. And perhaps in a fitting display of the world simply not giving an eff, this episode is also riddled with technical difficulties. But much like Pawnee, we will persevere!In any case, Leslie is getting Jammed all over the place. She’s stuck with Ann and Chris in a simulation to test the city on their emergency preparedness. Meanwhile, Andy and April are studying for a police exam, and the rest of the gang is trying to round up chairs for the evening’s big gala. Donna found one and has a lead on another. The excitement is palpable.Ron’s also fielding questions on a talk show, which warrants its own paragraph.Plus, we’re talking about fire drills, Joey reminisces about his experience working on TV shows in college (and funny news reporter segments in general, like <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvptWXUJfKs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">this one</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEDZmRaOMY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">this one</a>). Oh, and he’s hearing things, too, like the word pigeon. And we’ve got more things to do during shelter in place! Check ‘em all out and let us know you’re favorites.EPISODE<br />S5, E13: Emergency ResponseDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Parks and Rec Ale (!) from Zilker Brewing CompanyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Roles on a TV News TeamCATEGORIES<br />Types of Birds]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3844</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animal control,avian flu,ben and leslie,chris traeger,emergency response,emergency situation,gala,parks and rec,parks and recreation,policeman,police officer,you got jammed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Calzones Betrayed Me?!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-calzones-betrayed-me--59907460</link><description><![CDATA[Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for the wedding, but the calzones treat them incredibly poorly. How dare they. But this leads to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2pJx4BqnU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">one of the best scenes in the entire series</a>, so we’ll take it.For some reason, Leslie can’t attend ANY town hall meetings this week. That means April and Andy are in charge. They also get to deal with a very delightful cameo from Harris Wittels.Plus, we’re chatting Disneyland, how Vice Presidents used to openly duel people, flip cup challenges, and the life advice that has served Sean well throughout his entire life.EPISODE<br />S5, E12: Ann’s DecisionDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Coffee Porter from Last Stand Brewing<br />Minute Maid Fruit Punch (with low sugar!) mixed with Malibu Coconut RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Major Decisions Sean Has MadeCATEGORIES<br />Breakfast Cereals]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">793b2928-ff00-40ab-99b2-80d397c7eef8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2020 11:00:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907460/parksnwrecked_episode_85_final_tc.mp3" length="57138689" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for the wedding, but the calzones treat them incredibly poorly. How dare they. But this leads to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2pJx4BqnU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">one of the best scenes in the entire series</a>, so we’ll take it.For some reason, Leslie can’t attend ANY town hall meetings this week. That means April and Andy are in charge. They also get to deal with a very delightful cameo from Harris Wittels.Plus, we’re chatting Disneyland, how Vice Presidents used to openly duel people, flip cup challenges, and the life advice that has served Sean well throughout his entire life.EPISODE<br />S5, E12: Ann’s DecisionDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Coffee Porter from Last Stand Brewing<br />Minute Maid Fruit Punch (with low sugar!) mixed with Malibu Coconut RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Major Decisions Sean Has MadeCATEGORIES<br />Breakfast Cereals]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3572</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ann perkins,april and andy,disneyland,flip cup,food poisoning,life advice,meetings,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,the calzones betrayed me,the douche,town hall,vice president</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This is Garbage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-is-garbage--59907461</link><description><![CDATA[We may be social distancing, but we’re not letting that get us down! And perhaps it’s fitting that the world is knee-deep in garbage, because we’re covering the the episode “Women in Garbage” today. Sean is far away and sounds a bit like he’s in a well, but we’re doing our best with what we can, people.For some reason, Ron once again has to play babysitter for his girlfriend, Diane, Warrior Princess. She can’t seem to find adequate care for her children! Luckily, Ron’s got Ann on his side, and she’s terrible at watching kids, too. Meanwhile, Leslie and April are picking up garbage to show they’re just as proficient as men when it comes to tackling sanitation needs. Oh, and Andy and Ben are trying to teach Tom how to play basketball. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t go well.Plus, frustration with the government, dumb people that blatantly ignore useful rules, and we provide some activities you can do while practicing social distancing. And Haleigh gets SUPER heated during her Top 5. Take a listen!EPISODE<br />S5, E11: Women in GarbageDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mermaids and Unicorns from True Vine Brewing Co.<br />Fireball<br />Austin Eastciders SangriaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Gender Inequality Things that Piss Haleigh OffCATEGORIES<br />NBA Teams]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">50f644ed-94dc-4b97-8c21-03cc1f66b939</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2020 11:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907461/parksnwrecked_episode_84_tc.mp3" length="63322395" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We may be social distancing, but we’re not letting that get us down! And perhaps it’s fitting that the world is knee-deep in garbage, because we’re covering the the episode “Women in Garbage” today. Sean is far away and sounds a bit like he’s in a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We may be social distancing, but we’re not letting that get us down! And perhaps it’s fitting that the world is knee-deep in garbage, because we’re covering the the episode “Women in Garbage” today. Sean is far away and sounds a bit like he’s in a well, but we’re doing our best with what we can, people.For some reason, Ron once again has to play babysitter for his girlfriend, Diane, Warrior Princess. She can’t seem to find adequate care for her children! Luckily, Ron’s got Ann on his side, and she’s terrible at watching kids, too. Meanwhile, Leslie and April are picking up garbage to show they’re just as proficient as men when it comes to tackling sanitation needs. Oh, and Andy and Ben are trying to teach Tom how to play basketball. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t go well.Plus, frustration with the government, dumb people that blatantly ignore useful rules, and we provide some activities you can do while practicing social distancing. And Haleigh gets SUPER heated during her Top 5. Take a listen!EPISODE<br />S5, E11: Women in GarbageDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mermaids and Unicorns from True Vine Brewing Co.<br />Fireball<br />Austin Eastciders SangriaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Gender Inequality Things that Piss Haleigh OffCATEGORIES<br />NBA Teams]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3958</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>basketball,government,kevin durant,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,podcasters,rent a swag,russell westbrook,sanitation workers,television,tom haverford,tv shows,women in garbage</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Okay Guy, Settle Down</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/okay-guy-settle-down--59907412</link><description><![CDATA[We’re celebrating a ton of bachelor parties (and one bachelorette party). That means a lot of fancy drinks, penis-shaped items, and general shenanigans. The boys certainly have a better time, though, between Settlers of Catan and tossing a football around with members of the Indianapolis Colts. There are also a lot of celebrity cameos in this episode, so hope everyone is keeping a close eye on things.Plus, we’re talking about former professional athletes, how you can turn any meal into brunch, childhood schoolyard games, and Sean lets us know how many mini Totinos Pizza Rolls he ate the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s an uncomfortable amount.This episode is also FILLED with great quotes, so if you need fun things to say around the house over the coming weeks, we’ve got you covered.EPISODE<br />S5, E10: Two PartiesDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Local Buzz Honey Rye Golden Ale from Four Corners Brewing Co.<br />Hop Rising Double IPA from Squatters Craft Beer<br />Austin Eastciders SangriaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Current NFL Quarterbacks I’d Like to Catch a Touchdown Pass FromCATEGORIES<br />Board Games]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">40d2e35f-7500-4f6e-9763-263357f52f56</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2020 12:47:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907412/parksnwrecked_episode_83_tc.mp3" length="53524596" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re celebrating a ton of bachelor parties (and one bachelorette party). That means a lot of fancy drinks, penis-shaped items, and general shenanigans. The boys certainly have a better time, though, between Settlers of Catan and tossing a football...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re celebrating a ton of bachelor parties (and one bachelorette party). That means a lot of fancy drinks, penis-shaped items, and general shenanigans. The boys certainly have a better time, though, between Settlers of Catan and tossing a football around with members of the Indianapolis Colts. There are also a lot of celebrity cameos in this episode, so hope everyone is keeping a close eye on things.Plus, we’re talking about former professional athletes, how you can turn any meal into brunch, childhood schoolyard games, and Sean lets us know how many mini Totinos Pizza Rolls he ate the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s an uncomfortable amount.This episode is also FILLED with great quotes, so if you need fun things to say around the house over the coming weeks, we’ve got you covered.EPISODE<br />S5, E10: Two PartiesDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Local Buzz Honey Rye Golden Ale from Four Corners Brewing Co.<br />Hop Rising Double IPA from Squatters Craft Beer<br />Austin Eastciders SangriaTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Current NFL Quarterbacks I’d Like to Catch a Touchdown Pass FromCATEGORIES<br />Board Games]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3346</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andrew luck,bachelorette party,bachelor party,ben wyatt,councilman jamm,essence,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,paunch burger,podcast,reggie wayne,roy hibbert,settlers of catan,two parties</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Little Ditty About Ron and Diane</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/little-ditty-about-ron-and-diane--59907428</link><description><![CDATA[This is one of the finest episodes of Parks and Rec but probably not one of our finest podcast episodes. But we’ll let you be the judge of that, eh? Jerry’s hosting a dinner party and the people that are usually the meanest to him haven’t been invited. Leslie, Ron, and Diane try to avoid the madness that is Tammy 2 at a woodworking awards banquet. Shenanigans ensue, including a lot of flashing and a fight in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Chris is drinking FULL FAT eggnog. What is he thinking?We also talk about some delightful video games that feature soccer elements like Rocket League, Crazy Taxi 2, and Excitebike. Plus, the weird ways to spell Haleigh and the introduction of Jerry’s family! And Duke Silver makes another appearance! What lucky ducks we are.EPISODE<br />S5, E9: Ron and DianeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Jeppson’s Malort</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Cabin Fever ActivitiesCATEGORIES<br />Christmas Songs]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf5e8ff7-2fa2-4a47-8b7e-cf79bb25883f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907428/parksnwrecked_episode_82_tc.mp3" length="53837835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is one of the finest episodes of Parks and Rec but probably not one of our finest podcast episodes. But we’ll let you be the judge of that, eh? Jerry’s hosting a dinner party and the people that are usually the meanest to him haven’t been...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is one of the finest episodes of Parks and Rec but probably not one of our finest podcast episodes. But we’ll let you be the judge of that, eh? Jerry’s hosting a dinner party and the people that are usually the meanest to him haven’t been invited. Leslie, Ron, and Diane try to avoid the madness that is Tammy 2 at a woodworking awards banquet. Shenanigans ensue, including a lot of flashing and a fight in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Chris is drinking FULL FAT eggnog. What is he thinking?We also talk about some delightful video games that feature soccer elements like Rocket League, Crazy Taxi 2, and Excitebike. Plus, the weird ways to spell Haleigh and the introduction of Jerry’s family! And Duke Silver makes another appearance! What lucky ducks we are.EPISODE<br />S5, E9: Ron and DianeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Jeppson’s Malort</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Cabin Fever ActivitiesCATEGORIES<br />Christmas Songs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cabin fever activities,christmas party,christmas songs,eggnog,jerry dinner,lucy lawless,malort,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,ron and diane,ron swanson,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let's Build a Park, Shall We?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-s-build-a-park-shall-we--59907433</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is MAD this episode because she has to deal with those rude folks over in Eagleton, who want to build a park for Pawnee. And a big chunk of the Pawnee crew is helping Tom get Rent-a-Swag off the ground. Meanwhile, Andy and April have some of their greatest shenanigans and wrap it all up by helping a lost kid (named Joey!) find his mother. But we do say goodbye to Burt Macklin, one of the best damn agents the FBI has ever seen.We recently celebrated Haleigh’s birthday, so we’re all kind of tired. Also, you know…the news is pretty sad lately. But we’re not talking about that, mainly because we recorded before things went to hell this week. Instead, we’re chatting the deliciousness of McDonald’s cookies, how parks get created, and seeing Jen Barkley in car commercials.Sean also has a very special announcement in this episode, and it’s 100% worth tuning in for that. Thanks for listening.EPISODE<br />S5, E8: Pawnee CommonsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Bud Light SeltzerTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Pizza ToppingsCATEGORIES<br />Simpsons Characters]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cf8e4999-921f-4e85-8705-d1e6bbe785a0</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 11:00:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907433/parksnwrecked_episode_81_tc.mp3" length="52787734" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope is MAD this episode because she has to deal with those rude folks over in Eagleton, who want to build a park for Pawnee. And a big chunk of the Pawnee crew is helping Tom get Rent-a-Swag off the ground. Meanwhile, Andy and April have some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is MAD this episode because she has to deal with those rude folks over in Eagleton, who want to build a park for Pawnee. And a big chunk of the Pawnee crew is helping Tom get Rent-a-Swag off the ground. Meanwhile, Andy and April have some of their greatest shenanigans and wrap it all up by helping a lost kid (named Joey!) find his mother. But we do say goodbye to Burt Macklin, one of the best damn agents the FBI has ever seen.We recently celebrated Haleigh’s birthday, so we’re all kind of tired. Also, you know…the news is pretty sad lately. But we’re not talking about that, mainly because we recorded before things went to hell this week. Instead, we’re chatting the deliciousness of McDonald’s cookies, how parks get created, and seeing Jen Barkley in car commercials.Sean also has a very special announcement in this episode, and it’s 100% worth tuning in for that. Thanks for listening.EPISODE<br />S5, E8: Pawnee CommonsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Bud Light SeltzerTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Pizza ToppingsCATEGORIES<br />Simpsons Characters]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3300</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy and april,bert macklin,building a park,burt macklin,creating a business,dan castellaneta,judy hitler,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee commons,rent a swag,wrestin st james</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Aren't You Supposed to be a Sheep?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aren-t-you-supposed-to-be-a-sheep--59907443</link><description><![CDATA[April wants to build a dog park, but the best location for it is Lot 48, home of Leslie’s triumphant big accomplishment formerly-a-pit-but-eventually-turning-into-a-human-park. Of course, that won’t fly with Leslie, so IT. IS. ON. Meanwhile, Tom is looking for more Rent a Swag investors, Ben keeps getting job offers, and Andy is trying to solve a criminal case right inside the very walls of town hall.Plus, we’re talking about mediating disputes at work, Sean has regular encounters with a customer that has poor hygiene, and we dive into the NBA All-Star Game festivities, including the dunk contest, despite the fact all of this happened two weeks ago. Better late than never, amirite? On top of that, we theorize about hypothetical dunks we’d like to see. It’s absolutely magical.EPISODE<br />S5, E7: Leslie vs. AprilDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Lady Bird Lemonade from Uncle Billy’sTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Activities Our Dog DoesCATEGORIES<br />Dog Breeds]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ee50e387-47d3-4644-8168-4da687a54145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907443/parksnwrecked_episode_80_tc.mp3" length="46034767" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>April wants to build a dog park, but the best location for it is Lot 48, home of Leslie’s triumphant big accomplishment formerly-a-pit-but-eventually-turning-into-a-human-park. Of course, that won’t fly with Leslie, so IT. IS. ON. Meanwhile, Tom is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[April wants to build a dog park, but the best location for it is Lot 48, home of Leslie’s triumphant big accomplishment formerly-a-pit-but-eventually-turning-into-a-human-park. Of course, that won’t fly with Leslie, so IT. IS. ON. Meanwhile, Tom is looking for more Rent a Swag investors, Ben keeps getting job offers, and Andy is trying to solve a criminal case right inside the very walls of town hall.Plus, we’re talking about mediating disputes at work, Sean has regular encounters with a customer that has poor hygiene, and we dive into the NBA All-Star Game festivities, including the dunk contest, despite the fact all of this happened two weeks ago. Better late than never, amirite? On top of that, we theorize about hypothetical dunks we’d like to see. It’s absolutely magical.EPISODE<br />S5, E7: Leslie vs. AprilDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Lady Bird Lemonade from Uncle Billy’sTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Activities Our Dog DoesCATEGORIES<br />Dog Breeds]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2878</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Meet the Parents</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meet-the-parents--59907445</link><description><![CDATA[Ben and Leslie are engaged – time to throw a party! There’s only one problem: Ben’s parents can’t stand each other, and Ben is worried they’ll derail the whole shindig. Meanwhile, Tom and Jean Ralphio have a new business idea, but it seems only Tom is taking it seriously. Will that be enough for Ron to invest? We’ll have to find out! Also, Chris is sad. But what else is new?Sean’s planning a work trip FOR parks and rec activities. What a fun time! This week was Fat Tuesday and we certainly celebrated in style (via eating 65 pounds of food). He’s also furious over the new pizza from Pizza Hut that features cheese sticks as part of the crust. Things are just getting wild over here.EPISODE<br />S5, E6: Ben’s ParentsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="http://www.texaskeeper.com/new-products/cider-noir-bottle" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Cider Noir from Texas Keeper Cidery</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Excuses to Miss WorkCATEGORIES<br />Breakfast Items]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">046c96cf-a8ef-4b3f-b6cd-124a1eec4b68</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2020 12:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907445/parksnwrecked_episode_79_tc.mp3" length="41802512" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben and Leslie are engaged – time to throw a party! There’s only one problem: Ben’s parents can’t stand each other, and Ben is worried they’ll derail the whole shindig. Meanwhile, Tom and Jean Ralphio have a new business idea, but it seems only Tom is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben and Leslie are engaged – time to throw a party! There’s only one problem: Ben’s parents can’t stand each other, and Ben is worried they’ll derail the whole shindig. Meanwhile, Tom and Jean Ralphio have a new business idea, but it seems only Tom is taking it seriously. Will that be enough for Ron to invest? We’ll have to find out! Also, Chris is sad. But what else is new?Sean’s planning a work trip FOR parks and rec activities. What a fun time! This week was Fat Tuesday and we certainly celebrated in style (via eating 65 pounds of food). He’s also furious over the new pizza from Pizza Hut that features cheese sticks as part of the crust. Things are just getting wild over here.EPISODE<br />S5, E6: Ben’s ParentsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="http://www.texaskeeper.com/new-products/cider-noir-bottle" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Cider Noir from Texas Keeper Cidery</a>TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Excuses to Miss WorkCATEGORIES<br />Breakfast Items]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2613</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bens parents,chris traeger,jean ralphio,leslie knope,meet the parents,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,podcasting,rent a swag,unity quilt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Episode Full of Surprises</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-episode-full-of-surprises--59907418</link><description><![CDATA[It’s Halloween! Ron and Andy are in charge of Diane’s kids, for some reason. Leslie is flustered because she and Ben are planning to start their life together, but all of a sudden, Ben might not be coming back to Pawnee. What a surprise! But spoiler alert: it’s not the biggest surprise of the episode.Meanwhile, some of the gang is watching thriller-we-wish-was-real <i>Death Canoe 4</i>. In more serious news, Jerry also suffers a fart attack, necessitating the need for a garage sale. What kind of fun treasure will the Pawnee crew dig up? Plus, it’s the birth of Rent-a-Swag! Tom finally has a great business idea, and we’re so proud of him.We also dive into all the random pizza holidays that have been created over the past few years. And Joey shares a fun book worth checking out, Mark Bittman’s <a href="https://amzn.to/2vwwZp8" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><i>How to Cook Everything</i></a>. What a tasty tome!EPISODE<br />S5, E5: Halloween SurpriseDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.winc.com/wines/2018-brethren-of-the-road-riesling-12313" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Brethen of the Road Riesling</a> from WincTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things to Look for in a New HomeCATEGORIES<br />Horror Movies]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">227646d2-44fb-4e7f-838c-cbcc8f740515</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:59:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907418/parksnwrecked_episode_78_tc.mp3" length="55569670" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s Halloween! Ron and Andy are in charge of Diane’s kids, for some reason. Leslie is flustered because she and Ben are planning to start their life together, but all of a sudden, Ben might not be coming back to Pawnee. What a surprise! But spoiler...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s Halloween! Ron and Andy are in charge of Diane’s kids, for some reason. Leslie is flustered because she and Ben are planning to start their life together, but all of a sudden, Ben might not be coming back to Pawnee. What a surprise! But spoiler alert: it’s not the biggest surprise of the episode.Meanwhile, some of the gang is watching thriller-we-wish-was-real <i>Death Canoe 4</i>. In more serious news, Jerry also suffers a fart attack, necessitating the need for a garage sale. What kind of fun treasure will the Pawnee crew dig up? Plus, it’s the birth of Rent-a-Swag! Tom finally has a great business idea, and we’re so proud of him.We also dive into all the random pizza holidays that have been created over the past few years. And Joey shares a fun book worth checking out, Mark Bittman’s <a href="https://amzn.to/2vwwZp8" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><i>How to Cook Everything</i></a>. What a tasty tome!EPISODE<br />S5, E5: Halloween SurpriseDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.winc.com/wines/2018-brethren-of-the-road-riesling-12313" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Brethen of the Road Riesling</a> from WincTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Things to Look for in a New HomeCATEGORIES<br />Horror Movies]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3474</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>death canoe,fart attack,government,halloween surprise,leslie and ben,live tweeting,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,podcast episodes,podcasting,rent a swag,tom haverford</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-s-talk-about-sex-baby--59907454</link><description><![CDATA[We’re talkin’ ‘bout sex, baby! Leslie has to teach senior citizens about sex education, but Marcia Langman (and her husband Marshall) are here to make things difficult. Meanwhile, Tommy Edamame is obsessed with screens, so Ron takes him out to get some fresh air and real-world experience. It’s disastrous, as you might expect.Meanwhile, we share some of our more memorable sex education moments. Sean thinks April and Ben are about to become an item - will he prove to be a mind reader of the future? In the meantime, he’s mad about MANY things, including some that are actually topical to parks and rec. This could totally be a deleted scene from Parks and Rec! Except none of us were on the show so it would be a confusing B-plot. Either way, Mike Schur would probably dig it. Let’s get a reboot going!We also sprinkle in Pokemon puns and noises throughout the episode. Which reminds us, Sean and Joey once re-enacted every Pokemon move in real life. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_-Clx5JHXM" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here it is</a>!EPISODE<br />S5, E4: Sex EducationDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Tito’s Vodka with Pure Leaf Sweet Tea and Lemon JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Ways to Detox from Your Phone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">198d270c-3148-44bb-b75a-cb7697afc9ab</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2020 11:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907454/parksnwrecked_episode_77_tc.mp3" length="67434277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re talkin’ ‘bout sex, baby! Leslie has to teach senior citizens about sex education, but Marcia Langman (and her husband Marshall) are here to make things difficult. Meanwhile, Tommy Edamame is obsessed with screens, so Ron takes him out to get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re talkin’ ‘bout sex, baby! Leslie has to teach senior citizens about sex education, but Marcia Langman (and her husband Marshall) are here to make things difficult. Meanwhile, Tommy Edamame is obsessed with screens, so Ron takes him out to get some fresh air and real-world experience. It’s disastrous, as you might expect.Meanwhile, we share some of our more memorable sex education moments. Sean thinks April and Ben are about to become an item - will he prove to be a mind reader of the future? In the meantime, he’s mad about MANY things, including some that are actually topical to parks and rec. This could totally be a deleted scene from Parks and Rec! Except none of us were on the show so it would be a confusing B-plot. Either way, Mike Schur would probably dig it. Let’s get a reboot going!We also sprinkle in Pokemon puns and noises throughout the episode. Which reminds us, Sean and Joey once re-enacted every Pokemon move in real life. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_-Clx5JHXM" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here it is</a>!EPISODE<br />S5, E4: Sex EducationDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Tito’s Vodka with Pure Leaf Sweet Tea and Lemon JuiceTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Ways to Detox from Your Phone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4215</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cell phones,digital world,marcia langman,parks and rec,parks and recreation,phone obsession,podcast,podcasting,sex education,television shows,tommy edamame,tv comedies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pawnee Porpoises and Therapy Sessions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pawnee-porpoises-and-therapy-sessions--59907446</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie is trying to keep a pool open for the Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team, but she has to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen. Classic Jeremy Jamm ruining our plans. Ben and April are stuck in a parking garage for the entire episode. Ron goes on a date with a woman that’s not named Tammy. WHAT?! Chris Traeger has a therapist now, so that means the parks department has to install a 3-1-1 line? Look, this part of the plot doesn’t really make sense, but here we are.Sean is MAD this episode. Why? Because it illustrates everything that’s wrong with BIG POLITICS. But he sure is impressed by Leslie’s perm. Plus we reminisce about our first encounters with smoking cigars. Much like Tom, we did not like them.EPISODE<br />S5, E3: How a Bill Becomes a LawDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner S’more Chocolate and Marshmallow AleTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Favorite Sporting Events]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9e9e4176-8a88-4fd3-b1f9-93d17d276f12</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 11:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907446/parksnwrecked_episode_76_tc.mp3" length="49034042" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie is trying to keep a pool open for the Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team, but she has to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen. Classic Jeremy Jamm ruining our plans. Ben and April are stuck in a parking garage for the entire episode....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie is trying to keep a pool open for the Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team, but she has to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen. Classic Jeremy Jamm ruining our plans. Ben and April are stuck in a parking garage for the entire episode. Ron goes on a date with a woman that’s not named Tammy. WHAT?! Chris Traeger has a therapist now, so that means the parks department has to install a 3-1-1 line? Look, this part of the plot doesn’t really make sense, but here we are.Sean is MAD this episode. Why? Because it illustrates everything that’s wrong with BIG POLITICS. But he sure is impressed by Leslie’s perm. Plus we reminisce about our first encounters with smoking cigars. Much like Tom, we did not like them.EPISODE<br />S5, E3: How a Bill Becomes a LawDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner S’more Chocolate and Marshmallow AleTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Favorite Sporting Events]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3065</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>311 line,city council,government,how a bill becomes a law,jeremy jamm,lucy lawless,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,pawnee porpoises,podcast,ron swanson,television,therapy,tv shows,washington dc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Soda Taxes and Training Interns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/soda-taxes-and-training-interns--59907436</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie wants to introduce a soda tax on the ABSURDLY large cups that Sweetums is selling to people. Across the country in Washington, D.C. Ben Wyatt tries to earn the respect of his interns. But first, he has to win over someone near and dear to his heart. While all of that’s going on, Tom and Chris try to get Andy into tip-top shape to join the police force. Andy runs a lot and it gets us winded.Meanwhile, Sean is in incredible pain from all of the sports he’s been playing recently, we briefly talk about our favorite Oscars films (despite only seeing between 11 and 22 percent of the nominations), and we dissect the wonderful meme of Rob Lowe wearing a hat with the NFL logo on it. Joey also goes on a passionate rant against Apple despite having way too many Apple products, but the rant is only for like 30 seconds. Sorry, Siri.After we recorded this episode, Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gianna and seven others were killed in a helicopter crash outside Los Angeles. We hopped on the phone to record an additional outro, sharing some of our favorite Kobe Bryant moments and what he accomplished with basketball, business, and storytelling. If you haven’t seen his Oscar-winning “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3x5C3iNLKo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Dear Basketball</a>” short, we’d highly recommend it.EPISODE<br />S5, E2: Soda TaxDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Milkshakes from Shake ShackTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Track and Field Events]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c73258db-5053-46d5-98df-c79c20b873e1</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907436/parksnwrecked_episode_75_tc.mp3" length="71600076" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie wants to introduce a soda tax on the ABSURDLY large cups that Sweetums is selling to people. Across the country in Washington, D.C. Ben Wyatt tries to earn the respect of his interns. But first, he has to win over someone near and dear to his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie wants to introduce a soda tax on the ABSURDLY large cups that Sweetums is selling to people. Across the country in Washington, D.C. Ben Wyatt tries to earn the respect of his interns. But first, he has to win over someone near and dear to his heart. While all of that’s going on, Tom and Chris try to get Andy into tip-top shape to join the police force. Andy runs a lot and it gets us winded.Meanwhile, Sean is in incredible pain from all of the sports he’s been playing recently, we briefly talk about our favorite Oscars films (despite only seeing between 11 and 22 percent of the nominations), and we dissect the wonderful meme of Rob Lowe wearing a hat with the NFL logo on it. Joey also goes on a passionate rant against Apple despite having way too many Apple products, but the rant is only for like 30 seconds. Sorry, Siri.After we recorded this episode, Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gianna and seven others were killed in a helicopter crash outside Los Angeles. We hopped on the phone to record an additional outro, sharing some of our favorite Kobe Bryant moments and what he accomplished with basketball, business, and storytelling. If you haven’t seen his Oscar-winning “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3x5C3iNLKo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Dear Basketball</a>” short, we’d highly recommend it.EPISODE<br />S5, E2: Soda TaxDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Milkshakes from Shake ShackTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Track and Field Events]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4475</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy and april,ben wyatt,dear basketball,government work,interns,kobe bryant,leslie knope,oscar nominations,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,pawnee,podcast,police officers,soda taxes,sweetums,television shows,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We're Taking a Trip to Washington!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-re-taking-a-trip-to-washington--59907451</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Season 5! *The crowd goes wild* Leslie, Ben, April, and Andy are all in Washington, D.C. doing very big important government things. Meanwhile, Ron is hosting a BBQ and literally only has the meat, which is still alive. Which one could argue is the most important part, but still. At least give us a plate or something, man. Sean is thrilled that Tom and Ann are no longer an item.We’re sampling Cookies and Cream Twix because apparently we’re part-timing in ASMR nowadays. We’re putting a twist on trivia, AND we’re adding a new bit: Categories! Exciting stuff all around. Joey also shares a tip for those Instagram Boomerang users out there. And after Chris reprimands Ron, we do a little roleplaying of Sean being stern towards Haleigh. How does that turn out? Finally, Sean shares a crappy situation from work.EPISODE<br />S5, E1: Ms. Knope Goes to WashingtonDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://austineastciders.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders</a> Spiced CiderTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Side Items for a BBQ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b1fdfc2f-11f1-4cf1-a018-f50bffbaaaaa</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 15:43:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907451/parksnwrecked_episode_74_tc.mp3" length="46422215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Season 5! *The crowd goes wild* Leslie, Ben, April, and Andy are all in Washington, D.C. doing very big important government things. Meanwhile, Ron is hosting a BBQ and literally only has the meat, which is still alive. Which one could...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Season 5! *The crowd goes wild* Leslie, Ben, April, and Andy are all in Washington, D.C. doing very big important government things. Meanwhile, Ron is hosting a BBQ and literally only has the meat, which is still alive. Which one could argue is the most important part, but still. At least give us a plate or something, man. Sean is thrilled that Tom and Ann are no longer an item.We’re sampling Cookies and Cream Twix because apparently we’re part-timing in ASMR nowadays. We’re putting a twist on trivia, AND we’re adding a new bit: Categories! Exciting stuff all around. Joey also shares a tip for those Instagram Boomerang users out there. And after Chris reprimands Ron, we do a little roleplaying of Sean being stern towards Haleigh. How does that turn out? Finally, Sean shares a crappy situation from work.EPISODE<br />S5, E1: Ms. Knope Goes to WashingtonDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://austineastciders.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders</a> Spiced CiderTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Side Items for a BBQ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2902</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy dwyer,april ludgate,barbecue,bbq,bbq sides,ben wyatt,chris traeger,comedy shows,creamed corn,leslie knope,mac n cheese,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,ron bbq,television,tom and ann,washington dc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Season for the Ages</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-season-for-the-ages--59907444</link><description><![CDATA[Season 4 is in the books! Sean gives a recap of the season, including some of his favorite moments, as well as his least favorite moments (spoiler: it’s anytime Tom and Ann are dating). Then we turn the tables and run him over with an AMA, where we pepper him with all the questions. Find out things like what’s happened with Sean’s enemy that keeps coming into his job, his greatest accomplishments at work, when he let a bunch of children run rampant all over the place, and a heartwarming moment that will make you smile. And we could all use a little more of those warm and fuzzy feelings, you know?Sean also makes his prediction for Season 5, plus next week’s episode, “Ms. Knope Goes to Washington.” Will he be spot on or is he just a big dreamer? We’ll find out next time!DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Homemade martinis with Tito’s Handmade Vodka, Oso de Oro Dry Vermouth, and kalamata olives]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">755588c9-2ad2-4fad-b249-0b94682f016b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907444/parksnwrecked_episode_73_tc.mp3" length="25229595" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Season 4 is in the books! Sean gives a recap of the season, including some of his favorite moments, as well as his least favorite moments (spoiler: it’s anytime Tom and Ann are dating). Then we turn the tables and run him over with an AMA, where we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Season 4 is in the books! Sean gives a recap of the season, including some of his favorite moments, as well as his least favorite moments (spoiler: it’s anytime Tom and Ann are dating). Then we turn the tables and run him over with an AMA, where we pepper him with all the questions. Find out things like what’s happened with Sean’s enemy that keeps coming into his job, his greatest accomplishments at work, when he let a bunch of children run rampant all over the place, and a heartwarming moment that will make you smile. And we could all use a little more of those warm and fuzzy feelings, you know?Sean also makes his prediction for Season 5, plus next week’s episode, “Ms. Knope Goes to Washington.” Will he be spot on or is he just a big dreamer? We’ll find out next time!DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Homemade martinis with Tito’s Handmade Vodka, Oso de Oro Dry Vermouth, and kalamata olives]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1577</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,city council,episode recap,government work,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcasting,ron swanson,season four,season recap,tom and ann</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Quest for City Council</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-quest-for-city-council--59907456</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy and April? How many times did Chris Traeger and Jen Barkley have sex in one night? Are Ann and Tom really getting back together?We’ve got questions of our own, too. Will Sean pass out during the episode due to allergies? Will Haleigh defeat Sean in the season trivia? Is Malort the worst drink ever? Will Sean try a new sport in 2020? And is he truly a Hufflepuff? Is it even worth it to watch a New Year’s Eve celebration? Can Sean flex his fingers at all?Find out the answers plus a lot more in our first episode of the new year!EPISODE<br />S4, E22: Win, Lose, or DrawDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.karbachbrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Karbach Brewing Company</a> Chocolate StoutTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Goals for 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5ca93187-ebbb-43a6-869c-ffeaace200ab</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2020 13:47:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907456/parksnwrecked_episode_72_tc.mp3" length="51670111" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy and April? How many times did Chris Traeger and Jen Barkley have sex in one night? Are Ann and Tom really getting back together?We’ve got questions of our own, too. Will Sean pass out during the episode due to allergies? Will Haleigh defeat Sean in the season trivia? Is Malort the worst drink ever? Will Sean try a new sport in 2020? And is he truly a Hufflepuff? Is it even worth it to watch a New Year’s Eve celebration? Can Sean flex his fingers at all?Find out the answers plus a lot more in our first episode of the new year!EPISODE<br />S4, E22: Win, Lose, or DrawDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://www.karbachbrewing.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Karbach Brewing Company</a> Chocolate StoutTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Goals for 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3230</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,bobby newport,city council,comedy,government work,jean ralphio,jen barkley,leslie knope,nbc,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,washington dc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bert Macklin and the Pie Bandit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bert-macklin-and-the-pie-bandit--59907466</link><description><![CDATA[It’s our last episode of the year (and decade, some might say)! Leslie and Bobby Newport have a nice chat, even though her tour bus interrupted a memorial for his late father. He’s so forgiving, that Bobby Newport. Chris Traeger needs to keep moving forever or else he’ll dissolve into a pit of darkness. Tom showcases a bit of his entrepreneurial mind with a snazzy alcohol-flavored yogurt concept called Yogurt Platinum.Mike O’Malley’s here too, though, we like him better as the host of <i>Guts</i> and <i>Global Guts</i>. And this episode features one of Joey’s favorite scenes, when Andy Dwyer – as Bert Macklin – recreates Jerry getting pied by a rogue attacker.We also discuss whether you can send CBD products through the mail, brazenly forget what the point of the S.S. Anne is in the original Pokemon games, and dive deep into the stats of the different <i>Legends of the Hidden Temple</i> teams. Very topical, as the show is about to get a reboot. Also, Sean dazzles us with his AMAZING Rodney Dangerfield impression, as well as a few other good ones he’s kept hidden up his sleeve.<a href="https://youtu.be/LDBKlMOrzfg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here are</a> some of <a href="https://youtu.be/0lZ-Y_dUtDY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Joey's impressions</a>, too. <a href="https://youtu.be/0wKgv7vsVAo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">They’re very bad</a>. Haleigh and Sean each share mischievous stories regarding pianos.EPISODE<br />S4, E21: Bus TourDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Two Roots Brewing Co. Stout-Inspired Cannabis-Infused Beverage (but this one isn’t infused with anything)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Moments of 2019]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa8a599-a97c-484a-9840-f2fa7106eb66</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2019 12:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907466/parksnwrecked_episode_71_tc.mp3" length="56282708" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s our last episode of the year (and decade, some might say)! Leslie and Bobby Newport have a nice chat, even though her tour bus interrupted a memorial for his late father. He’s so forgiving, that Bobby Newport. Chris Traeger needs to keep moving...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s our last episode of the year (and decade, some might say)! Leslie and Bobby Newport have a nice chat, even though her tour bus interrupted a memorial for his late father. He’s so forgiving, that Bobby Newport. Chris Traeger needs to keep moving forever or else he’ll dissolve into a pit of darkness. Tom showcases a bit of his entrepreneurial mind with a snazzy alcohol-flavored yogurt concept called Yogurt Platinum.Mike O’Malley’s here too, though, we like him better as the host of <i>Guts</i> and <i>Global Guts</i>. And this episode features one of Joey’s favorite scenes, when Andy Dwyer – as Bert Macklin – recreates Jerry getting pied by a rogue attacker.We also discuss whether you can send CBD products through the mail, brazenly forget what the point of the S.S. Anne is in the original Pokemon games, and dive deep into the stats of the different <i>Legends of the Hidden Temple</i> teams. Very topical, as the show is about to get a reboot. Also, Sean dazzles us with his AMAZING Rodney Dangerfield impression, as well as a few other good ones he’s kept hidden up his sleeve.<a href="https://youtu.be/LDBKlMOrzfg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here are</a> some of <a href="https://youtu.be/0lZ-Y_dUtDY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Joey's impressions</a>, too. <a href="https://youtu.be/0wKgv7vsVAo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">They’re very bad</a>. Haleigh and Sean each share mischievous stories regarding pianos.EPISODE<br />S4, E21: Bus TourDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Two Roots Brewing Co. Stout-Inspired Cannabis-Infused Beverage (but this one isn’t infused with anything)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Moments of 2019]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3518</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert macklin,bert macklin pie,bobby newport,burt macklin,bus tour,chris traeger,jerry gergich,legends of the hidden temple,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rodney dangerfield,ss anne,top moments of 2019,two roots brewing co</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Good Old Fashioned Political Debate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-good-old-fashioned-political-debate--59907468</link><description><![CDATA[It’s time for a debate! Leslie Knope and Bobby Newport are joined by Pawnee mainstays like Brandi Maxxxx and Fester Trim. We also talk about a bunch of movies, especially when it’s someone’s finest role! That whole conversation is inspired by Andy acting out movies during the live telecast of the debate, because he conveniently forgot to pay the cable bill. *Cue obnoxious laughter*Meanwhile, Sean is triggered by many things throughout this episode. He strongly dislikes Perd Hapley (the nerve!), thinks Bobby Newport is the dumb Parks and Rec version of Michael Scott (understandable) and continues to be baffled by the Tom and Ann relationship (aren’t we all). Haleigh also gets down a rabbit hole with all the Tom Hanks kids. Finally, Sean perhaps went on a firing spree at work, or maybe he just fed them Olive Garden.EPISODE<br />S4, E20: The DebateDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Market Pantry Eggnog with Flor de Caña RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Movies Joey Could Act Out]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0184b297-8f6e-4138-a9c9-26a083990b89</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2019 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907468/parksnwrecked_episode_70_tc.mp3" length="52646045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s time for a debate! Leslie Knope and Bobby Newport are joined by Pawnee mainstays like Brandi Maxxxx and Fester Trim. We also talk about a bunch of movies, especially when it’s someone’s finest role! That whole conversation is inspired by Andy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s time for a debate! Leslie Knope and Bobby Newport are joined by Pawnee mainstays like Brandi Maxxxx and Fester Trim. We also talk about a bunch of movies, especially when it’s someone’s finest role! That whole conversation is inspired by Andy acting out movies during the live telecast of the debate, because he conveniently forgot to pay the cable bill. *Cue obnoxious laughter*Meanwhile, Sean is triggered by many things throughout this episode. He strongly dislikes Perd Hapley (the nerve!), thinks Bobby Newport is the dumb Parks and Rec version of Michael Scott (understandable) and continues to be baffled by the Tom and Ann relationship (aren’t we all). Haleigh also gets down a rabbit hole with all the Tom Hanks kids. Finally, Sean perhaps went on a firing spree at work, or maybe he just fed them Olive Garden.EPISODE<br />S4, E20: The DebateDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Market Pantry Eggnog with Flor de Caña RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Movies Joey Could Act Out]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3291</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acting out movies,andy dwyer,brandi maxxxx,comedy,fester trim,mike schur,olive garden,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,political debate,politics,television,the debate,tom hanks,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Leslie Knope a Dog Murderer?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-leslie-knope-a-dog-murderer--59907457</link><description><![CDATA[What a nice episode! The crew is recovering from all that Thanksgiving goodness, though there aren’t any turkeys on this episode. Unless you count your hosts, heyo! Jen Barkley is back and she’s accusing Leslie of being a dog murderer. To avoid that terrible accusation, Leslie adopts MANY pets from the shelter. And that means we’re having a puppy party at the park! Meanwhile, Chris and Ron go to meditate next to a Greek restaurant with the perfect name: Achilles Meal.Plus, Sean has finally tried White Claw. Is he as obsessed as everyone else? We’ve also mentioned Peanut Butter Twix many times on this podcast, but Haleigh and Sean have never tried it (and Joey hasn’t tasted it in, like, 18 years). Sounds like the perfect time for a live on-air taste test! ASMR fans will LOVE this one. Finally, we have an update on Sean’s enemy at work!EPISODE<br />S4, E19: Live AmmoDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner Day Quencher Session Ale + Austin Eastciders RoseTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Thanksgiving Dishes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5f901107-7e23-4ce9-86f8-6cc1fd3f7576</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 12:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907457/parksnwrecked_episode_69_tc.mp3" length="42729964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What a nice episode! The crew is recovering from all that Thanksgiving goodness, though there aren’t any turkeys on this episode. Unless you count your hosts, heyo! Jen Barkley is back and she’s accusing Leslie of being a dog murderer. To avoid that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What a nice episode! The crew is recovering from all that Thanksgiving goodness, though there aren’t any turkeys on this episode. Unless you count your hosts, heyo! Jen Barkley is back and she’s accusing Leslie of being a dog murderer. To avoid that terrible accusation, Leslie adopts MANY pets from the shelter. And that means we’re having a puppy party at the park! Meanwhile, Chris and Ron go to meditate next to a Greek restaurant with the perfect name: Achilles Meal.Plus, Sean has finally tried White Claw. Is he as obsessed as everyone else? We’ve also mentioned Peanut Butter Twix many times on this podcast, but Haleigh and Sean have never tried it (and Joey hasn’t tasted it in, like, 18 years). Sounds like the perfect time for a live on-air taste test! ASMR fans will LOVE this one. Finally, we have an update on Sean’s enemy at work!EPISODE<br />S4, E19: Live AmmoDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner Day Quencher Session Ale + Austin Eastciders RoseTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Thanksgiving Dishes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2671</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adopt don't shop,ben wyatt,jen barkley,leslie knope,live ammo,parks and rec,parks and recreation,peanut butter twix,pet adoptions,ron swanson,thanksgiving,thanksgiving dishes,white claw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is It Strange to Read a Book Alone at a Restaurant?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-it-strange-to-read-a-book-alone-at-a-restaurant--59907421</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie gets blitzed, which would normally be a lot of fun. But unfortunately, she’s gotta go to the Pawnee Airport to do an interview with Buddy Wood, played ably by Sean Hayes of <i>Will and Grace</i> fame. Meanwhile, Tom and Ann try to set a record for the most consecutive hours of dating (their current high is 47 straight hours).Plus, a lot of random Seinfeld references, Sean is on a tough streak in our weekly trivia, and Joey shares some fun broadcasting terms. We also dive into the highly accurate phrase “it ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice” and discuss if it’s strange to read a book alone at a bar or restaurant. Also, Haleigh was on the radio! It’s like a podcast but live.Finally, Sean takes us inside some DRAMA at his job. It’s a true parks and rec spectacular!EPISODE<br />S4, E18: LuckyDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Martinelli’s Cider with a Twist of RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Hot Tub Moments]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3633bf5e-d25a-4efb-b4f9-86a7dc8426d8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:00:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907421/parksnwrecked_episode_68_tc.mp3" length="48412537" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie gets blitzed, which would normally be a lot of fun. But unfortunately, she’s gotta go to the Pawnee Airport to do an interview with Buddy Wood, played ably by Sean Hayes of Will and Grace fame. Meanwhile, Tom and Ann try to set a record for the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie gets blitzed, which would normally be a lot of fun. But unfortunately, she’s gotta go to the Pawnee Airport to do an interview with Buddy Wood, played ably by Sean Hayes of <i>Will and Grace</i> fame. Meanwhile, Tom and Ann try to set a record for the most consecutive hours of dating (their current high is 47 straight hours).Plus, a lot of random Seinfeld references, Sean is on a tough streak in our weekly trivia, and Joey shares some fun broadcasting terms. We also dive into the highly accurate phrase “it ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice” and discuss if it’s strange to read a book alone at a bar or restaurant. Also, Haleigh was on the radio! It’s like a podcast but live.Finally, Sean takes us inside some DRAMA at his job. It’s a true parks and rec spectacular!EPISODE<br />S4, E18: LuckyDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Martinelli’s Cider with a Twist of RumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Hot Tub Moments]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3026</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,drinking,government work,interviews,leslie knope,lucky,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee airport,read a book,sean hayes,seinfeld,television show,will and grace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jen Barkley is Shaking Things Up!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jen-barkley-is-shaking-things-up--59907440</link><description><![CDATA[We got new POP filters, y’all. And how fitting, because this episode is poppin’ with new character Jennifer Barkley. She’s leading the campaign for Bobby Newport and has become quite the thorn in Leslie Knope’s side. She and Ben Wyatt are trying to get the support of the elderly community, but Jen Barkley always seems to be two steps ahead. How can they persevere?Meanwhile, the citizens of Pawnee can’t stop putting their entire mouths on water fountains. Ann and the crew try to solve the issue, and thanks to some creative thinking from April, the job gets done. Will that lead to a promotion for April? We’ll JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT.Plus we’re talking how easily new phones can break, express our amazement at how quickly Sean can slam 11 cookies from McDonald’s, and chat about some of the best classic Britney Spears songs. Sean still doesn’t appreciate how Perd Hapley speaks, but on the plus side, he comes through with a last-second Top 5 shake up! We dive into our favorite shakes. YUM.EPISODE<br />S4, E17: Campaign Shake-UpDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner PremiumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of Milkshakes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">35bb449f-b05b-4c29-a51d-5a16cf11c61a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2019 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907440/parksnwrecked_episode_67_tc.mp3" length="54618395" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got new POP filters, y’all. And how fitting, because this episode is poppin’ with new character Jennifer Barkley. She’s leading the campaign for Bobby Newport and has become quite the thorn in Leslie Knope’s side. She and Ben Wyatt are trying to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got new POP filters, y’all. And how fitting, because this episode is poppin’ with new character Jennifer Barkley. She’s leading the campaign for Bobby Newport and has become quite the thorn in Leslie Knope’s side. She and Ben Wyatt are trying to get the support of the elderly community, but Jen Barkley always seems to be two steps ahead. How can they persevere?Meanwhile, the citizens of Pawnee can’t stop putting their entire mouths on water fountains. Ann and the crew try to solve the issue, and thanks to some creative thinking from April, the job gets done. Will that lead to a promotion for April? We’ll JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT.Plus we’re talking how easily new phones can break, express our amazement at how quickly Sean can slam 11 cookies from McDonald’s, and chat about some of the best classic Britney Spears songs. Sean still doesn’t appreciate how Perd Hapley speaks, but on the plus side, he comes through with a last-second Top 5 shake up! We dive into our favorite shakes. YUM.EPISODE<br />S4, E17: Campaign Shake-UpDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Shiner PremiumTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Types of Milkshakes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3414</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,bobby newport,britney spears,campaign shakeup,comedy shows,government work,jennifer barkley,leslie knope,mcdonalds cookies,new phones,parks and rec,parks and recreation,perd hapley,television,water fountains</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Sweetest Sweet Sixteen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-sweetest-sweet-sixteen--59907455</link><description><![CDATA[Jerry’s celebrating his 64th birthday and the gang is excited! Just kidding, they totally forgot. Meanwhile, Leslie is doing too much multitasking between her campaign and parks and rec duties, leading to lots of hilarious misadventures. We get lots of Champion in this episode, which is always a plus. And we learn a fun fact about Donna this episode, and it’s a huge part of our trivia. HOW FUN!Tom and Ann are dating and it’s making Sean FURIOUS. Franxie is trying to make appearances on this episode, too – you may hear her barking in the background. That’s very sweet of her. We also teach you about Trifecta, a terrific drinking game you can play at your next house party or social gathering.EPISODE<br />Sweet SixteenDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mighty Swell Cherry LimeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Lakehouse Activities]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ec31da51-9b5a-46fb-992e-d26b90c85deb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Nov 2019 12:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907455/parksnwrecked_episode_66_tc.mp3" length="35477954" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jerry’s celebrating his 64th birthday and the gang is excited! Just kidding, they totally forgot. Meanwhile, Leslie is doing too much multitasking between her campaign and parks and rec duties, leading to lots of hilarious misadventures. We get lots...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jerry’s celebrating his 64th birthday and the gang is excited! Just kidding, they totally forgot. Meanwhile, Leslie is doing too much multitasking between her campaign and parks and rec duties, leading to lots of hilarious misadventures. We get lots of Champion in this episode, which is always a plus. And we learn a fun fact about Donna this episode, and it’s a huge part of our trivia. HOW FUN!Tom and Ann are dating and it’s making Sean FURIOUS. Franxie is trying to make appearances on this episode, too – you may hear her barking in the background. That’s very sweet of her. We also teach you about Trifecta, a terrific drinking game you can play at your next house party or social gathering.EPISODE<br />Sweet SixteenDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Mighty Swell Cherry LimeTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Lakehouse Activities]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2218</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>campaign run,champion,champion the dog,comedy,franxilla,funny shows,government work,jerry gergich,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,sweet sixteen,television shows,tom and ann,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This is Halloween, This is Halloween!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-is-halloween-this-is-halloween--59907458</link><description><![CDATA[This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Sean is in charge of this spooktacular bonus episode, and you can bet there are plenty of treats. Namely in the form of several fun Halloween-themed lists!Play along at home as we chat our favorite Halloween movies (Sean is really curious what everyone thinks about Casper the Friendly Ghost), top Halloween costumes we’ve actually worn, Joey shares tips for dealing with a potential Vampire, and we make a playlist of terrifically ghoulish tunes.Plus different ridiculous flavored Oreos, the first time we remember being scared by a movie, and a whole host of other goodies. It’s a ghoulishly good time!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8a489388-c990-483d-b1e8-0dd4d674f063</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907458/parksnwrecked_episode_65_tc.mp3" length="38592586" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Sean is in charge of this spooktacular bonus episode, and you can bet there are plenty of treats. Namely in the form of several fun Halloween-themed lists!Play along at home as we chat our favorite Halloween...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Sean is in charge of this spooktacular bonus episode, and you can bet there are plenty of treats. Namely in the form of several fun Halloween-themed lists!Play along at home as we chat our favorite Halloween movies (Sean is really curious what everyone thinks about Casper the Friendly Ghost), top Halloween costumes we’ve actually worn, Joey shares tips for dealing with a potential Vampire, and we make a playlist of terrifically ghoulish tunes.Plus different ridiculous flavored Oreos, the first time we remember being scared by a movie, and a whole host of other goodies. It’s a ghoulishly good time!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2412</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bonus episode,casper the friendly ghost,comedy,funny,government work,halloween,halloween costumes,halloween music,holidays,parks and rec,parks and recreation,playlists,podcast,spooky,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Take Me Out to the Ballgame, Take Me Out to the Game</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-me-out-to-the-ballgame-take-me-out-to-the-game--59907472</link><description><![CDATA[Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a little help from one Duke Silver.On our end, Joey is butchering trivia left and right, Haleigh knows some people who are very quick at peeing, and we give plenty of speed dating advice to Sean. Feel free to share your best tips! Plus we chat mascots of our various schools.Chris Traeger also does a brilliant job singing the classic hit “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” But don’t just believe us – <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-hXMJWBeqo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here it is</a>.EPISODE<br />Dave ReturnsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Bohemian Black from ShinerTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Rain Activities]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e6b9882d-d9c8-47ff-a544-cc6b07082f9c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 11:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907472/parksnwrecked_episode_64_tc.mp3" length="43616037" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a little help from one Duke Silver.On our end, Joey is butchering trivia left and right, Haleigh knows some people who are very quick at peeing, and we give plenty of speed dating advice to Sean. Feel free to share your best tips! Plus we chat mascots of our various schools.Chris Traeger also does a brilliant job singing the classic hit “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” But don’t just believe us – <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-hXMJWBeqo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here it is</a>.EPISODE<br />Dave ReturnsDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Bohemian Black from ShinerTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Rain Activities]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2726</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy dwyer,campaign,chris traeger,comedy show,dave returns,duke silver,funny tv,government,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,take me out to the ballgame,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can We Please Find a Date for Ann?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-we-please-find-a-date-for-ann--59907464</link><description><![CDATA[The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve Leslie’s complex scavenger hunt. Shenanigans ensue.Plus, we talk Valentine’s Day hearts, movies that might be considered mildly questionable by today’s standards, and Sean discusses his own scavenger hunt prowess. Also, why is there no hip hop station here in Austin? We’re starting our own radio station!EPISODE<br />Operation AnnDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Gold Rush with Bourbon, Apple Juice, and HoneyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Underrated Songs to Play at a Dance]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">edd3b1a1-f59d-4183-834e-7fea85bf1215</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2019 15:16:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907464/parksnwrecked_episode_63_tc.mp3" length="41758209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve Leslie’s complex scavenger hunt. Shenanigans ensue.Plus, we talk Valentine’s Day hearts, movies that might be considered mildly questionable by today’s standards, and Sean discusses his own scavenger hunt prowess. Also, why is there no hip hop station here in Austin? We’re starting our own radio station!EPISODE<br />Operation AnnDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Gold Rush with Bourbon, Apple Juice, and HoneyTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Underrated Songs to Play at a Dance]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2610</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ann perkins,chris traeger,comedy,cryptex,galentines day,hip hop,leslie knope,operation ann,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,podcast,scavenger hunt,television,tv show,valentines day</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gutterballs and Breakups</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gutterballs-and-breakups--59907462</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve got a classic Parks and Rec episode! Half the gang goes bowling while the other half cold calls people for donations. Leslie inadvertently sabotages her own campaign, Tom unleashes an unorthodox bowling technique, and Chris Traeger goes from super excited to super sad in a matter of minutes. We also learn how tall most of the cast of Parks and Rec is – they’re a short bunch!Plus, we discuss the growing popularity of pickleball, the excitement of doing focus groups, and Haleigh’s skill at doing the limbo.There’s also a BRAND NEW TRIVIA format for Parks n Wrecked. As you may expect, the anticipation is palpable. Let’s dive on in!EPISODE<br />S4, E13: Bowling for VotesDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Più Gioia from Delle VenezieTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Happiest Memories from Daycare]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8703ad0f-1c28-4bd8-9eee-34aca856c9d4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907462/parksnwrecked_episode_62_tc.mp3" length="58422659" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve got a classic Parks and Rec episode! Half the gang goes bowling while the other half cold calls people for donations. Leslie inadvertently sabotages her own campaign, Tom unleashes an unorthodox bowling technique, and Chris Traeger goes from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve got a classic Parks and Rec episode! Half the gang goes bowling while the other half cold calls people for donations. Leslie inadvertently sabotages her own campaign, Tom unleashes an unorthodox bowling technique, and Chris Traeger goes from super excited to super sad in a matter of minutes. We also learn how tall most of the cast of Parks and Rec is – they’re a short bunch!Plus, we discuss the growing popularity of pickleball, the excitement of doing focus groups, and Haleigh’s skill at doing the limbo.There’s also a BRAND NEW TRIVIA format for Parks n Wrecked. As you may expect, the anticipation is palpable. Let’s dive on in!EPISODE<br />S4, E13: Bowling for VotesDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Più Gioia from Delle VenezieTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Happiest Memories from Daycare]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3652</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,bowling,bowling balls,bowling for votes,chris traeger,daycare,donations,focus groups,leslie knope,limbo,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pickleball,ron swanson,telephones</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bobby Newport and the Ad Campaign</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bobby-newport-and-the-ad-campaign--59907475</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope needs to make a new campaign ad – but Bobby Newport stands in her way. Kind of. Will the team go with Leslie’s kind ad, or Ben Wyatt’s smear campaign? Meanwhile, Andy and April just learned about health insurance and are trying to get tested for every disease.We also run through our defining Paul Rudd movies, alternate Twix flavors from childhood, Joey’s Kentucky Derby adventures, and people  using service dogs while grocery shopping. Plus we follow up on a controversial subject from a couple of episodes ago. Hop on in!Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E12: Campaign AdDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Live Oak OaktoberfestTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Commercials that Haleigh Remembers and Likes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dd4388b5-06c6-4353-a65f-5c1eaa95e037</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 13:27:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907475/parksnwrecked_episode_61_tc.mp3" length="50504840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope needs to make a new campaign ad – but Bobby Newport stands in her way. Kind of. Will the team go with Leslie’s kind ad, or Ben Wyatt’s smear campaign? Meanwhile, Andy and April just learned about health insurance and are trying to get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope needs to make a new campaign ad – but Bobby Newport stands in her way. Kind of. Will the team go with Leslie’s kind ad, or Ben Wyatt’s smear campaign? Meanwhile, Andy and April just learned about health insurance and are trying to get tested for every disease.We also run through our defining Paul Rudd movies, alternate Twix flavors from childhood, Joey’s Kentucky Derby adventures, and people  using service dogs while grocery shopping. Plus we follow up on a controversial subject from a couple of episodes ago. Hop on in!Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E12: Campaign AdDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Live Oak OaktoberfestTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Commercials that Haleigh Remembers and Likes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3157</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,bobby newport,campaign ad,controversial topics,health insurance,health scares,kentucky derby,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,paul rudd,service dogs,twix flavors</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Get On Your Feet!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-on-your-feet--59907485</link><description><![CDATA[Who’s ready to get on your feet? Leslie Knope is back on the campaign trail! What adventures will she get up to? Meanwhile, Ben Wyatt is STRUGGLING trying to entertain himself between jobs, and we get to see Pawnee legend Pistol Pete Desillio in action. What a treat! We also talk about weird fortunes from fortune cookies, do terrible Chris Traeger impressions, and discuss weird phrases like “that's more stick than carrot.” And Sean’s disdain for The Office rears its ugly head.Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E11: The Comeback KidDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fancy Cocktail from Revolution SpiritsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Game Winning Basketball Shots Joey Saw As They Happened]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f008a036-9b71-4fe6-a9fd-33e9514794ae</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 12:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907485/parksnwrecked_episode_60_tc.mp3" length="43315525" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who’s ready to get on your feet? Leslie Knope is back on the campaign trail! What adventures will she get up to? Meanwhile, Ben Wyatt is STRUGGLING trying to entertain himself between jobs, and we get to see Pawnee legend Pistol Pete Desillio in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who’s ready to get on your feet? Leslie Knope is back on the campaign trail! What adventures will she get up to? Meanwhile, Ben Wyatt is STRUGGLING trying to entertain himself between jobs, and we get to see Pawnee legend Pistol Pete Desillio in action. What a treat! We also talk about weird fortunes from fortune cookies, do terrible Chris Traeger impressions, and discuss weird phrases like “that's more stick than carrot.” And Sean’s disdain for The Office rears its ugly head.Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E11: The Comeback KidDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Fancy Cocktail from Revolution SpiritsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Game Winning Basketball Shots Joey Saw As They Happened]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>basketball game,ben wyatt,chris traeger,city council,claymation,comedy,fortune cookies,get on your feet,government,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,pistol pete desillio,the comeback kid,the office,weird phrases</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Did You Get Me for Christmas?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-get-me-for-christmas--59907422</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope isn’t allowed to work in the government, so she tries her hand at being a concerned citizen. Meanwhile, Ben is out and about searching for a new job while the rest of the gang is cooking up a little fun treat for their fearless owner.Leslie’s also handing out Christmas gifts, which makes us dive into Sean’s own favorite presents. We also discuss inappropriate flag football team names, being extras in commercials, and our first Nintendo video games.Additionally, Joey is apparently the only one who enjoys <i>Friday Night Lights</i>. These other kids wouldn’t know character if Tim Riggins tackled it out of them.Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E10: Citizen KnopeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Freak Power Blood Orange HefeweizenTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Christmas Presents]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">572d262b-a384-4988-be46-2a3bfdc5eb41</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 20:35:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907422/parksnwrecked_episode_59_tc.mp3" length="48935822" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope isn’t allowed to work in the government, so she tries her hand at being a concerned citizen. Meanwhile, Ben is out and about searching for a new job while the rest of the gang is cooking up a little fun treat for their fearless...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope isn’t allowed to work in the government, so she tries her hand at being a concerned citizen. Meanwhile, Ben is out and about searching for a new job while the rest of the gang is cooking up a little fun treat for their fearless owner.Leslie’s also handing out Christmas gifts, which makes us dive into Sean’s own favorite presents. We also discuss inappropriate flag football team names, being extras in commercials, and our first Nintendo video games.Additionally, Joey is apparently the only one who enjoys <i>Friday Night Lights</i>. These other kids wouldn’t know character if Tim Riggins tackled it out of them.Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E10: Citizen KnopeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Freak Power Blood Orange HefeweizenTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Christmas Presents]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3059</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,blood orange hefeweizen,christmas,christmas gifts,christmas presents,citizen knope,flag football,freak power,friday night lights,government,leslie knope,nintendo,parks and rec,parks and recreation,video games</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Hold Myself In Contempt!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-hold-myself-in-contempt--59907479</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old laptop, being punished via caning or a belt, how many songs are about candy, and Sean’s extreme love/hate affair with football. On a related note, one of Joey’s dopplegangers recently retired from the NFL and now he’s sad.This episode also has arguably the best cold open of the entire series. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xn1rO1oQmk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here it is</a>. Tell us you disagree (you cannot). Oh yeah, and Sean doesn’t even know what Citizen Kane is! What has he been doing with his life?Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E9: The Trial of Leslie KnopeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Dry Sparkling Soda (Vanilla and Blood Orange Flavors)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Snow Moments, or “Snowments”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b040f0f0-cab9-4fb6-9b31-f9646702371f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907479/parksnwrecked_episode_58_tc.mp3" length="60253738" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old laptop, being punished via caning or a belt, how many songs are about candy, and Sean’s extreme love/hate affair with football. On a related note, one of Joey’s dopplegangers recently retired from the NFL and now he’s sad.This episode also has arguably the best cold open of the entire series. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xn1rO1oQmk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Here it is</a>. Tell us you disagree (you cannot). Oh yeah, and Sean doesn’t even know what Citizen Kane is! What has he been doing with his life?Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies.EPISODE<br />S4, E9: The Trial of Leslie KnopeDRINK OF THE EPISODE<br />Dry Sparkling Soda (Vanilla and Blood Orange Flavors)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br />Top 5 Snow Moments, or “Snowments”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3766</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>audio recording,comedy,funny,government work,i hold myself in contempt,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,podcast,romcom,ron swanson,television,trial of leslie knope,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Teeny Tiny Park</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-teeny-tiny-park--59907473</link><description><![CDATA[Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean about the 27 Club, and getting upset over bad luck. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies. EPISODE<br /> S4, E8: Smallest Park DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Prickly Pear Vodka with <a href="https://steaz.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Steaz Green Tea</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> College courses unrelated to Joey’s major]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c4361fa0-9776-4fbc-90e8-91f550c7081b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 19:53:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907473/parksnwrecked_episode_57_tc.mp3" length="53619890" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean about the 27 Club, and getting upset over bad luck. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies. EPISODE<br /> S4, E8: Smallest Park DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Prickly Pear Vodka with <a href="https://steaz.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Steaz Green Tea</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> College courses unrelated to Joey’s major]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3352</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,college,college courses,comedy,education,funny,government,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,smallest park,television,tv shows,university</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can't We All Just Get Along?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-t-we-all-just-get-along--59907425</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are FIGHTING at the Model UN meeting. Isn’t this supposed to be a peaceful time?! Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is getting more involved with Jerry’s daughter Millicent and recruits Donna, Ann, and of course Jerry to help. Plus we’re celebrating more than a year of Parks n Wrecked! On top of everything, someone is using a leaf blower outside our studio, and it is AUDIBLE. Hope those leaves learned their lesson. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies. EPISODE<br /> S4, E7: The Treaty DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> “This Gin Here” custom gin from <a href="https://the-distillery.london/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Distillery in London</a> mixed with <a href="http://www.bigswigwater.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Big Swig</a> Key Lime sparkling water TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> School Extracurricular Activities]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a41bd9b7-4c4c-4529-89c5-36cd6ef7f31b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 13:33:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907425/parksnwrecked_episode_56_tc.mp3" length="61999554" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and Ben are FIGHTING at the Model UN meeting. Isn’t this supposed to be a peaceful time?! Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is getting more involved with Jerry’s daughter Millicent and recruits Donna, Ann, and of course Jerry to help. Plus we’re...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and Ben are FIGHTING at the Model UN meeting. Isn’t this supposed to be a peaceful time?! Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is getting more involved with Jerry’s daughter Millicent and recruits Donna, Ann, and of course Jerry to help. Plus we’re celebrating more than a year of Parks n Wrecked! On top of everything, someone is using a leaf blower outside our studio, and it is AUDIBLE. Hope those leaves learned their lesson. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>, and head on over to <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">our website</a> for more goodies. EPISODE<br /> S4, E7: The Treaty DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> “This Gin Here” custom gin from <a href="https://the-distillery.london/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Distillery in London</a> mixed with <a href="http://www.bigswigwater.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Big Swig</a> Key Lime sparkling water TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> School Extracurricular Activities]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3875</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,chris traeger,comedy series,dating,funny tv,government work,humor,leslie knope,michael schur,model un,model united nations,parks and rec,parks and recreation,relationships,television shows,the treaty,tv shows,united nations</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's the End of the World As We Know It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it--59907501</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a party, too, to celebrate the extravagant demise of Entertainment 720. Plus, Sean’s diet gets derailed by a new cake concept, embracing awkward moments, and an old friend of the podcast returns with serious style. EPISODE<br /> S4, E6: End of the World DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Bombay Sapphire Distilled London Dry Gin with Fresca and Fresh Strawberries TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Bucket List Items]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3115947c-c270-4623-8d4e-b6be0936ae91</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:53:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907501/parksnwrecked_episode_55_tc.mp3" length="40025350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a party, too, to celebrate the extravagant demise of Entertainment 720. Plus, Sean’s diet gets derailed by a new cake concept, embracing awkward moments, and an old friend of the podcast returns with serious style. EPISODE<br /> S4, E6: End of the World DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Bombay Sapphire Distilled London Dry Gin with Fresca and Fresh Strawberries TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Bucket List Items]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy and april,ben wyatt,big parties,big red cake,bucket list,comedy,end of the world,entertainment 720,jean ralphio,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,tom haverford,tv shows,zorp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Meeting, Greeting, and Halloweening</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meeting-greeting-and-halloweening--59907493</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie is meetin’ and greetin’ local businesses but Tom is taking everything over with Entertainment 720 branding. In the meantime, Andy and April are throwing a party but their other roommate, Ben, has no idea said party was happening. WHAT SHENANIGANS! Plus, we’re talking really weird themed parties, favorite Halloween costumes, adventures at baseball games, and Sean is mad about an excessive amount of hair in his workplace. And he’s also got an update about the potential swingers he met at the grocery store! Got a question for the show or want to hear previous episodes? Holler at us at <a href="https://www.parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a> or on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E5: Meet N Greet DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> #tbt from Winc TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Comfort Foods]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a4930024-31c1-4a62-96d8-e8d7b5179233</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2019 17:50:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907493/parksnwrecked_episode_54_tc.mp3" length="52439574" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie is meetin’ and greetin’ local businesses but Tom is taking everything over with Entertainment 720 branding. In the meantime, Andy and April are throwing a party but their other roommate, Ben, has no idea said party was happening. WHAT...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie is meetin’ and greetin’ local businesses but Tom is taking everything over with Entertainment 720 branding. In the meantime, Andy and April are throwing a party but their other roommate, Ben, has no idea said party was happening. WHAT SHENANIGANS! Plus, we’re talking really weird themed parties, favorite Halloween costumes, adventures at baseball games, and Sean is mad about an excessive amount of hair in his workplace. And he’s also got an update about the potential swingers he met at the grocery store! Got a question for the show or want to hear previous episodes? Holler at us at <a href="https://www.parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a> or on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E5: Meet N Greet DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> #tbt from Winc TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Comfort Foods]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3278</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy and april,comedy,costume party,halloween,halloween party,house party,leslie knope,local business,local government,meet and greet,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,small biz,small business,television,theme party,tom haverford,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Treat Yo Self 2011!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/treat-yo-self-2011--59907502</link><description><![CDATA[TREAT. YO. SELF. This is our first introduction to Tom and Donna’s magical creation, one of the finest methods of self-care available, and we are enjoying it to the fullest. In the meantime, Leslie and Ron are locked in a face-off for the ages. Plus, the truth behind Girl Scout badges, the joy of making your own popcorn, shopping malls, and an outfit from this episode that made Sean incredibly happy and giddy. Don't miss a single episode of Parks n Wrecked – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>, and check out our website, <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E4: Pawnee Rangers DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> True Leaf Hibiscus Lemonade with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Power Rangers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2fad89c6-eb50-49d3-9c55-26ed65bf41fe</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2019 00:46:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907502/parksnwrecked_episode_53_tc.mp3" length="49767978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>TREAT. YO. SELF. This is our first introduction to Tom and Donna’s magical creation, one of the finest methods of self-care available, and we are enjoying it to the fullest. In the meantime, Leslie and Ron are locked in a face-off for the ages. Plus,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[TREAT. YO. SELF. This is our first introduction to Tom and Donna’s magical creation, one of the finest methods of self-care available, and we are enjoying it to the fullest. In the meantime, Leslie and Ron are locked in a face-off for the ages. Plus, the truth behind Girl Scout badges, the joy of making your own popcorn, shopping malls, and an outfit from this episode that made Sean incredibly happy and giddy. Don't miss a single episode of Parks n Wrecked – follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>, and check out our website, <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E4: Pawnee Rangers DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> True Leaf Hibiscus Lemonade with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Power Rangers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boy scouts,comedy,donna meagle,funny shows,girl scouts,leslie knope,outdoors,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n wrecked,pawnee rangers,podcasting,ron swanson,television,tom haverford,treat yoself,treat yo self,treat yourself</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Do You Mean You're Not From Pawnee?!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-do-you-mean-you-re-not-from-pawnee--59907469</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new case! Plus, we’re getting old! We talk about all of Sean’s many physical ailments, ordering a bunch of hot dogs at a baseball game, rolled ice cream, and how to navigate school projects when not everyone is pulling their weight. EPISODE<br /> S4, E3: Born &amp; Raised DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Wind Gap Syrah from <a href="https://scoutandcellar.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Scout &amp; Cellar</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Things in Austin]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cbe8d005-8f71-4533-bf77-8feda3477d2d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 15:01:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907469/parksnwrecked_episode_52_tc.mp3" length="52098101" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new case! Plus, we’re getting old! We talk about all of Sean’s many physical ailments, ordering a bunch of hot dogs at a baseball game, rolled ice cream, and how to navigate school projects when not everyone is pulling their weight. EPISODE<br /> S4, E3: Born &amp; Raised DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Wind Gap Syrah from <a href="https://scoutandcellar.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Scout &amp; Cellar</a> TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Things in Austin]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3257</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ann perkins,april ludgate,baseball,born and raised,burt macklin,comedy,getting old,hot dogs,joan calamezzo,lazy people,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rolled ice cream,ron swanson,school projects,scout and cellar,syrah,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Look Out, All the Tammys Are Here!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/look-out-all-the-tammys-are-here--59907471</link><description><![CDATA[We’re meeting all of the Tammys in Ron’s life, and boy, are they QUITE the spectacle. We also see the extravagance of Entertainment 720, and boy, is it QUITE extravagant. Plus, we chat about the Indiana Pacers (since Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf guest star in this episode), and Sean is mad at children. And we introduce a new segment, whoa! DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Prickly Pear Cucumber Big Swig with Tito’s Vodka TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Girl Groups from the 90s EPISODE<br /> S4, E2: Ron and Tammys]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f588f296-8698-493f-b453-32f3dd168d11</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2019 20:19:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907471/parksnwrecked_episode_51_tc.mp3" length="41563858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re meeting all of the Tammys in Ron’s life, and boy, are they QUITE the spectacle. We also see the extravagance of Entertainment 720, and boy, is it QUITE extravagant. Plus, we chat about the Indiana Pacers (since Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re meeting all of the Tammys in Ron’s life, and boy, are they QUITE the spectacle. We also see the extravagance of Entertainment 720, and boy, is it QUITE extravagant. Plus, we chat about the Indiana Pacers (since Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf guest star in this episode), and Sean is mad at children. And we introduce a new segment, whoa! DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Prickly Pear Cucumber Big Swig with Tito’s Vodka TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE<br /> Girl Groups from the 90s EPISODE<br /> S4, E2: Ron and Tammys]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2598</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,entertainment 720,girl groups,government,humor,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pop culture,ron and tammys,ron swanson,spice girls,tammy 1,tammy 2,television,titos vodka,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ten Top Five Lists to Celebrate 50 Episodes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ten-top-five-lists-to-celebrate-50-episodes--59907517</link><description><![CDATA[Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists! Top 5 Characters<br /> Top 5 Quotes<br /> Top 5 Couples<br /> Top 5 National Fast Food Chains<br /> Top 5 Breakfast Items<br /> Top 5 Park-Related Memories<br /> Top 5 Sports to Play<br /> Top 5 Andy’s Band Names<br /> Top 5 Desserts<br /> Top 5 Sean-isms DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Fireman’s #4 Light Edition]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4d0de3aa-aac4-4fa7-8d2c-57ff72ba3f69</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907517/parksnwrecked_episode_50_tc.mp3" length="56479567" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all. Be sure to follow us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all. Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists! Top 5 Characters<br /> Top 5 Quotes<br /> Top 5 Couples<br /> Top 5 National Fast Food Chains<br /> Top 5 Breakfast Items<br /> Top 5 Park-Related Memories<br /> Top 5 Sports to Play<br /> Top 5 Andy’s Band Names<br /> Top 5 Desserts<br /> Top 5 Sean-isms DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Fireman’s #4 Light Edition]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3530</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band names,breakfast,city council,comedy,couples,desserts,fast food,funny,memories,parks,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n rec,parks n wrecked,ron swanson,sayings,sports,television,top five,top ten</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leslie Knope Goes for a Run</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leslie-knope-goes-for-a-run--59907470</link><description><![CDATA[We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods. Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world. Keep up with all the parks and rec shenanigans on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E1: I'm Leslie Knope DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://austineastciders.com/products/watermelon-cider" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1cfc84c5-4abd-4c31-b66a-8f6b884c127e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2019 13:05:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907470/parksnwrecked_episode_49_tc.mp3" length="53867322" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods. Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods. Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world. Keep up with all the parks and rec shenanigans on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>. EPISODE<br /> S4, E1: I'm Leslie Knope DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /><a href="https://austineastciders.com/products/watermelon-cider" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3367</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin eastciders,city council,comedy,donuts,entertainment 720,funny television,government work,grocery store,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,parks n rec,pawnee,ron swanson,television,tom haverford,toy story 4,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bye Bye, Lil Sebastian</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bye-bye-lil-sebastian--59907431</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we say goodbye to the best damn horse ever. Ben and Leslie are trying to romantically sneak around, Tom is thinking about starting a new business, and everyone chips in to put on a memorial show for our favorite little horse, Li’l Sebastian. Plus, when people have nookie in your workplace, getting hit by a car (or a bike), and the long lost art of Vines. Also this is the first mention of Tammy 1 – LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! With Season 3 in the books, Parks n Wrecked is taking a little bit of a break. New episodes will return July 11. In the meantime, keep up with everything (and share us your favorite gifs) on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E16: Li'l Sebastian DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Tom Collins (in honor of Li'l Sebastian, because it sounds like a fancy drink you'd have at a horse race)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3b126433-022d-4edf-8040-f4357634db36</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 13:48:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907431/parksnwrecked_episode_48_tc.mp3" length="43015012" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we say goodbye to the best damn horse ever. Ben and Leslie are trying to romantically sneak around, Tom is thinking about starting a new business, and everyone chips in to put on a memorial show for our favorite little horse, Li’l...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we say goodbye to the best damn horse ever. Ben and Leslie are trying to romantically sneak around, Tom is thinking about starting a new business, and everyone chips in to put on a memorial show for our favorite little horse, Li’l Sebastian. Plus, when people have nookie in your workplace, getting hit by a car (or a bike), and the long lost art of Vines. Also this is the first mention of Tammy 1 – LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! With Season 3 in the books, Parks n Wrecked is taking a little bit of a break. New episodes will return July 11. In the meantime, keep up with everything (and share us your favorite gifs) on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E16: Li'l Sebastian DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Tom Collins (in honor of Li'l Sebastian, because it sounds like a fancy drink you'd have at a horse race)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2689</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>5000 candles in the wind,ben wyatt,comedy,detlef schrempf,entertainment 720,episode recaps,government work,horses,leslie knope,lil sebastian,memorial,new business,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Swiveling Desk of Doom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-swiveling-desk-of-doom--59907490</link><description><![CDATA[Ben and Leslie are secretly dating and life is good…for them. For everyone else, new office changes bring an inordinately high level of distress. But at least Ron has a delightful swiveling circular desk. Plus, we talk about pork, the perfection that is Calvin and Hobbes, workplace relationships, the fellow NBC show The Wall, and cheating in computer games based on game shows. Sean’s place of work also gets overrun by a bunch of teens with skateboards. Also, did you know Tobey Maguire is older than Jake Gyllenhaal? We sure didn’t! Be sure to holler at us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E15: The Bubble DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br /> Mighty Swell Grapefruit and Mighty Swell Peach with Brisk Iced Tea and Waterloo Old Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">69210c7a-f9f9-41c5-ac3a-7da60fc71cce</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:59:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907490/parksnwrecked_episode_47_tc.mp3" length="43639443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben and Leslie are secretly dating and life is good…for them. For everyone else, new office changes bring an inordinately high level of distress. But at least Ron has a delightful swiveling circular desk. Plus, we talk about pork, the perfection that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben and Leslie are secretly dating and life is good…for them. For everyone else, new office changes bring an inordinately high level of distress. But at least Ron has a delightful swiveling circular desk. Plus, we talk about pork, the perfection that is Calvin and Hobbes, workplace relationships, the fellow NBC show The Wall, and cheating in computer games based on game shows. Sean’s place of work also gets overrun by a bunch of teens with skateboards. Also, did you know Tobey Maguire is older than Jake Gyllenhaal? We sure didn’t! Be sure to holler at us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E15: The Bubble DRINKS OF THE EPISODE<br /> Mighty Swell Grapefruit and Mighty Swell Peach with Brisk Iced Tea and Waterloo Old Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2728</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,calvin and hobbes,comedy,episode recaps,game show,government work,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pork,ron swanson,swivel desk,television,the bubble,the wall,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>On the Road Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/on-the-road-again--59907463</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows we think we’d be the best at, and little league experiences. Be sure to holler at us on <a href="http://facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="http://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E14: Road Trip DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Homemade Jello Shots in Syringes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2faae8da-bc47-483e-be8b-a31d6a608aa2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2019 13:39:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907463/parksnwrecked_episode_46_tc.mp3" length="44386104" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows we think we’d be the best at, and little league experiences. Be sure to holler at us on <a href="http://facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="http://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E14: Road Trip DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Homemade Jello Shots in Syringes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,comedy,episode recaps,fourth grade,game show,government work,leslie knope,life lessons,parks and rec,parks and recreation,road trip,ron swanson,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everybody Is Drunk and Fighting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everybody-is-drunk-and-fighting--59907494</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone. Be sure to holler at us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E13: The Fight DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Homemade Snake Juice]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d4f00b9c-bc37-43ed-ad0e-c2490dcb364c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2019 14:03:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907494/parksnwrecked_episode_45_tc.mp3" length="77343672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone. Be sure to holler at us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a>! You can also check out previous episodes at <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E13: The Fight DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Homemade Snake Juice]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4834</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ann perkins,comedy,episode recaps,government work,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,partying,ron swanson,snake juice,television,the fight,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Those Eagleton Snobs!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/those-eagleton-snobs--59907506</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They're the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better? EPISODE<br /> S3, E12: Eagleton DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Rose Dry Cider from <a href="https://austineastciders.com/products/rose-cider" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9cb69a1a-dbb8-49e9-8cec-715eda7bac3c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2019 13:35:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907506/parksnwrecked_episode_44_tc.mp3" length="47239325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They're the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They're the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better? EPISODE<br /> S3, E12: Eagleton DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> Rose Dry Cider from <a href="https://austineastciders.com/products/rose-cider" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Austin Eastciders</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2953</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backyard baseball,birthday,comedy,eagleton,episode recaps,government work,kickball,leslie knope,lizzo,parker posey,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What a Beautiful Painting!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-a-beautiful-painting--59907465</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of <a href="https://www.treatyoakdistilling.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Treaty Oak Distilling</a>, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character. Daniel is also hugely passionate about diversity and inclusion in his industry, and it’s awesome to hear what Treaty Oak is doing to be more inclusive. Additionally, we talk about scaring people, crying during movies, and the different ways you can censor out nudity. Joey tells a story and says “like” about 45 times in 32 seconds. Sean has also eaten a lot of chili, so he’s especially fiery (in more ways than one). We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E11: Jerry's Painting DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> All the goodies from Treaty Oak Distilling]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">35a58128-353c-40a4-9e71-4b967583e2d9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2019 12:00:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907465/parksnwrecked_episode_43_tc.mp3" length="73188321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of https://www.treatyoakdistilling.com, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of <a href="https://www.treatyoakdistilling.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Treaty Oak Distilling</a>, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character. Daniel is also hugely passionate about diversity and inclusion in his industry, and it’s awesome to hear what Treaty Oak is doing to be more inclusive. Additionally, we talk about scaring people, crying during movies, and the different ways you can censor out nudity. Joey tells a story and says “like” about 45 times in 32 seconds. Sean has also eaten a lot of chili, so he’s especially fiery (in more ways than one). We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. EPISODE<br /> S3, E11: Jerry's Painting DRINK OF THE EPISODE<br /> All the goodies from Treaty Oak Distilling]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4575</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artwork,cats,comedy,cookoff,daniel barnes,episode recaps,government work,jerry's painting,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,sour skittles,television,treaty oak,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Online Dating and Burger Cook-Offs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/online-dating-and-burger-cook-offs--59907488</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode of Arthur when he punches his sister. Plus the greatest cat name OF ALL TIME. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E10: Soulmates Drink of the Episode A Margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">55fa4b52-881b-48fe-b0a5-c972bef03546</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2019 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907488/1c8ffa8b_tc.mp3" length="39502399" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode of Arthur when he punches his sister. Plus the greatest cat name OF ALL TIME. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E10: Soulmates Drink of the Episode A Margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arthur,burgers,cats,chicky chicky parm parm,comedy,cookoff,episode recaps,game of thrones,government work,leslie knope,online dating,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,sour skittles,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Andy and April Host a Fancy Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/andy-and-april-host-a-fancy-party--59907482</link><description><![CDATA[Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh...say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E9: Andy and April's Fancy Party Drink of the Episode <a href="https://mightyswell.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Mighty Swell</a> Cherry Limeade with <a href="https://www.treatyoakdistilling.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Treaty Oak</a> Waterloo No. 9 Gin and <a href="https://www.drinkbrisk.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ab37f342-ce52-480b-9cf1-e56f1d12b9d8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907482/3696d0fd_tc.mp3" length="46248481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh...say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E9: Andy and April's Fancy Party Drink of the Episode <a href="https://mightyswell.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Mighty Swell</a> Cherry Limeade with <a href="https://www.treatyoakdistilling.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Treaty Oak</a> Waterloo No. 9 Gin and <a href="https://www.drinkbrisk.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2891</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy and april,andy dwyer,april ludgate,comedy,dinner party,episode recaps,fancy party,flower girls,government work,leslie knope,marriage,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,singles night,television,tv shows,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Camping, Glamping, and Tom Haverford-ing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/camping-glamping-and-tom-haverford-ing--59907498</link><description><![CDATA[Pack up your SkyMall items, y'all – we're going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let's see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies, glamping, water obstacle courses (including the saddest iteration of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Las6RXJKTLE" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Blob</a> ever) and why there are so many cats at the bed and breakfast. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E8: Camping Drink of the Episode <a href="https://it.mionetto.com/en/products/luxury-collection/cartizze-docg-dry-2" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Mionetto Cartizze</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ffa78ce4-cd04-49d8-999f-4485d1d73566</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2019 13:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907498/896a3f8a_tc.mp3" length="43609487" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pack up your SkyMall items, y'all – we're going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let's see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pack up your SkyMall items, y'all – we're going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let's see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies, glamping, water obstacle courses (including the saddest iteration of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Las6RXJKTLE" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Blob</a> ever) and why there are so many cats at the bed and breakfast. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E8: Camping Drink of the Episode <a href="https://it.mionetto.com/en/products/luxury-collection/cartizze-docg-dry-2" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Mionetto Cartizze</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2726</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bed and breakfast,camping,cats,comedy,episode recaps,glamping,government work,harvest festival,leslie knope,mionetto,movie theaters,obstacle courses,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,skymall,television,the blob,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Most Li'l Sebastian Harvest Festival Ever</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-most-li-l-sebastian-harvest-festival-ever--59907499</link><description><![CDATA[Li'l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can't do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it's time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to <a href="https://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-10-hilarious-amazon-reviews-avoid-huge-ships/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">How to Avoid Huge Ships</a>, as well. Great read. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E7: Harvest Festival Drink of the Episode Cape Route from <a href="https://www.winc.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Winc Wine Club</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">285f7f5d-66c2-447a-a2ba-110ef3a398c9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907499/c6512958_tc.mp3" length="49513996" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Li'l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can't do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it's time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Li'l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can't do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it's time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to <a href="https://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-10-hilarious-amazon-reviews-avoid-huge-ships/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">How to Avoid Huge Ships</a>, as well. Great read. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! You can also hit us up on <a href="https://parkswreckedpod.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">parkswreckedpod.com</a>. Episode S3, E7: Harvest Festival Drink of the Episode Cape Route from <a href="https://www.winc.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Winc Wine Club</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3095</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,corn maze,episode recaps,government work,harvest festival,indian curses,leslie knope,lil sebastian,love,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee problems,ron swanson,stuffed animals,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have--59907516</link><description><![CDATA[We're packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun! We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E6: Indianapolis Drink of the Episode Original Dark Horse Merlot]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dc5f8e19-1396-4e37-bef8-b4320565d5bf</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907516/37973cfa_tc.mp3" length="51051668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun! We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E6: Indianapolis Drink of the Episode Original Dark Horse Merlot]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3191</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad smells,breakups,chris and ann,colognes,comedy,episode recaps,good food,government work,indianapolis,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,steaks,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Won't Live to Regret This</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-won-t-live-to-regret-this--59907476</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista. Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon, and we reminisce about using typewriters. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E5: Media Blitz Drink of the Episode Local Hive Texas Honey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">62bae48d-f1e2-474b-a1e1-ed5ede0b0c18</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907476/cd910049_tc.mp3" length="48965831" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista. Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista. Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon, and we reminisce about using typewriters. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E5: Media Blitz Drink of the Episode Local Hive Texas Honey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3054</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alta vista,ben wyatt,comedy,crazy ira and the douche,episode recaps,government work,leslie knope,media blitz,parks and rec,parks and recreation,radio interviews,television,television interviews,tv shows,typewriters</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ron Swanson Loses His Mustache Yet Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-swanson-loses-his-mustache-yet-again--59907504</link><description><![CDATA[Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben's love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two Drink of the Episode Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2fc4b7e-10be-4ca7-949c-214f9061d799</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2019 13:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907504/b7ca1d59_tc.mp3" length="58969578" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben's love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben's love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two Drink of the Episode Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3686</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>calzones,comedy,dogs catching mice,episode recaps,government work,harry potter,leslie knope,megan mullally,parks and rec,parks and recreation,police force,ron and tammy,ron swanson,television,tv shows,weird names</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Letter To Myself in 5 Years</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-letter-to-myself-in-5-years--59907518</link><description><![CDATA[When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese's packs <a href="https://www.jconline.com/story/news/2019/03/20/reeses-pass-out-three-packs-candy-purdues-campus-thursday/3224035002/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">with three peanut butter cups in them</a>! We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E3: Time Capsule Drink of the Episode Live Oak Hefeweizen]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0b9b27b7-38c5-4a5a-b3a4-d6d91427b93b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2019 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907518/3a3c7d62_tc.mp3" length="53578428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese's packs <a href="https://www.jconline.com/story/news/2019/03/20/reeses-pass-out-three-packs-candy-purdues-campus-thursday/3224035002/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">with three peanut butter cups in them</a>! We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode S3, E3: Time Capsule Drink of the Episode Live Oak Hefeweizen]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>braces,comedy,episode recaps,government work,high school,leslie knope,note to self,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,time capsule,tv shows,twilight,will forte</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Flu Season, Yo!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-flu-season-yo--59907525</link><description><![CDATA[Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays. We're sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode: S3, E2: Flu Season Drink of the Episode John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka<br /> London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e44d8780-743e-43db-8406-bb2f5ccd5ec2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2019 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907525/dc24939f_tc.mp3" length="46207718" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays. We're sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/parkswreckedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/parkswreckedpod/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Facebook</a>! Episode: S3, E2: Flu Season Drink of the Episode John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka<br /> London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2882</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy dwyer,comedy,episode recaps,flu season,government work,harvest festival,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,tv shows,would you rather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-swanson-pyramid-of-greatness--59907478</link><description><![CDATA[Hey there, Season 3! You're lookin' mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode. Episode: S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home Drink of the Episode Haleigh's Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It's real tart.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d3ac7f13-4c60-43c6-9cf7-b6102719a1ce</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907478/510cbe83_tc.mp3" length="43658019" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey there, Season 3! You're lookin' mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey there, Season 3! You're lookin' mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode. Episode: S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home Drink of the Episode Haleigh's Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It's real tart.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2729</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>air bud,basketball,comedy,disney,government work,harvest festival,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,summer olympics,swanson pyramid of greatness,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What the Heck Did We Learn In Seasons 1 and 2?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-the-heck-did-we-learn-in-seasons-1-and-2--59907432</link><description><![CDATA[We've made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_-Clx5JHXM" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">every Pokemon move in real life</a>? What fun! Episode: Recap of Seasons 1 and 2 Episode Drinks: The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ba95a315-e844-459d-b5ca-0640e9bf7c13</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907432/9f013295_tc.mp3" length="55759609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_-Clx5JHXM" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">every Pokemon move in real life</a>? What fun! Episode: Recap of Seasons 1 and 2 Episode Drinks: The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3485</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,episode recaps,government work,jean ralphio,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and rec quiz,parks and recreation,ron swanson,television,test your knowledge,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can Freddy Spaghetti Save the Government?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-freddy-spaghetti-save-the-government--59907484</link><description><![CDATA[We're wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called "Austin's Leslie Knope" – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a plan to save the government: Freddy Spaghetti, whose noodle-themed songs are just what Pawnee needs. We also discuss our misadventures with wine tasting, what to do when people think you're looking at them funny, and Jimmy shares some of his stories from his time on City Council. It's the perfect way to say goodbye to season two. Episode: S2, E24: "Freddy Spaghetti" Episode Drinks: Jimmy and Joey: Late Harvest Merlot Haleigh: Summer Water Rose with Orange Juice Sean: Independence Brewery's Stash IPA and Espolon Tequila]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0a54f613-4e3b-46c7-82c1-57b3fd05b45c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2019 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907484/b10a8f1e_tc.mp3" length="70726876" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called "Austin's Leslie Knope" – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called "Austin's Leslie Knope" – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a plan to save the government: Freddy Spaghetti, whose noodle-themed songs are just what Pawnee needs. We also discuss our misadventures with wine tasting, what to do when people think you're looking at them funny, and Jimmy shares some of his stories from his time on City Council. It's the perfect way to say goodbye to season two. Episode: S2, E24: "Freddy Spaghetti" Episode Drinks: Jimmy and Joey: Late Harvest Merlot Haleigh: Summer Water Rose with Orange Juice Sean: Independence Brewery's Stash IPA and Espolon Tequila]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4415</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin city council,comedy,drinking wine,freddy spaghetti,government,government shutdown,government work,jimmy flannigan,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,saving the world,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Literally the Most Exciting Episode Yet!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/literally-the-most-exciting-episode-yet--59907491</link><description><![CDATA[We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won't take this lying down. Neither will we. We chat about people being rude, the rules for dating people younger than you, and introduce Sean to Flat Stanley. We also finally go over our Super Bowl prop bets. It's more exciting than that game was, that's for sure. And we're still treating ourselves! here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with <a href="https://www.wildchixwaffles.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wild Chix &amp; Waffles</a><br /> on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in now until February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E23: "The Master Plan" Episode Drinks: Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Bourbon + Ginger Beer Haleigh: Orange Juice + Blood Orange Cranberry Juice + This Gin Here, created at the Ginstitute in London Sean: Treaty Oak Red-Handed Rye Whiskey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a0d6b547-6714-499f-af82-5d1738b377bc</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907491/14626b8f_tc.mp3" length="51629067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won't take this lying down. Neither will we. We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won't take this lying down. Neither will we. We chat about people being rude, the rules for dating people younger than you, and introduce Sean to Flat Stanley. We also finally go over our Super Bowl prop bets. It's more exciting than that game was, that's for sure. And we're still treating ourselves! here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with <a href="https://www.wildchixwaffles.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wild Chix &amp; Waffles</a><br /> on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in now until February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E23: "The Master Plan" Episode Drinks: Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Bourbon + Ginger Beer Haleigh: Orange Juice + Blood Orange Cranberry Juice + This Gin Here, created at the Ginstitute in London Sean: Treaty Oak Red-Handed Rye Whiskey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3221</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben wyatt,chris traeger,comedy,getting drinks,government,government work,lucy,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,television,the master plan,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Telephoneathon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/telephoneathon--59907486</link><description><![CDATA[Grab some Nutriyum bars because we're staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6'10" of him. Haleigh can't get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie Space Jam, people hopping over gates to use a shower, botched marriage proposals, and the fascinating art of re-caning a chair, among other hidden talents. And here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with <a href="https://www.wildchixwaffles.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wild Chix and Waffles</a> on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in between February 10 and February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E22: "Telethon" Episode Drinks: Joey: Finke's Widow Blanc de Blancs Haleigh: Summer Water Rosé Sean: Hungover from Thirsty Goat Amber last night]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0ad07402-9f69-474b-9626-d09bcf062be4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2019 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907486/cd3beee2_tc.mp3" length="49132178" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Grab some Nutriyum bars because we're staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6'10" of him. Haleigh can't get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Grab some Nutriyum bars because we're staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6'10" of him. Haleigh can't get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie Space Jam, people hopping over gates to use a shower, botched marriage proposals, and the fascinating art of re-caning a chair, among other hidden talents. And here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with <a href="https://www.wildchixwaffles.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wild Chix and Waffles</a> on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in between February 10 and February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E22: "Telethon" Episode Drinks: Joey: Finke's Widow Blanc de Blancs Haleigh: Summer Water Rosé Sean: Hungover from Thirsty Goat Amber last night]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3065</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,detlef schrempf,fundraising,government work,hangovers,hidden talents,making money,marriage,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee,telethon,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Bar Full of Dogs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-bar-full-of-dogs--59907459</link><description><![CDATA[April scheduled all of Ron's meetings for the same day, oops! In this episode, we chat about a bar full of dogs running around, the art of lying about your height, and discuss our favorite prop bets for the Super Bowl. Our top pick: Adam Levine of Maroon 5 WILL wear a leather jacket. Episode: S2, E21: "94 Meetings" Episode Drinks: Joey: Ghost Hill Bourbon from Treaty Oak and Orange Juice Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Ruby Red Grapefruit Sean: Sean Margs]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dbf3a73f-ea0d-4f97-be21-9f5ddd3367f5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907459/cec1ef44_tc.mp3" length="45755904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>April scheduled all of Ron's meetings for the same day, oops! In this episode, we chat about a bar full of dogs running around, the art of lying about your height, and discuss our favorite prop bets for the Super Bowl. Our top pick: Adam Levine of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[April scheduled all of Ron's meetings for the same day, oops! In this episode, we chat about a bar full of dogs running around, the art of lying about your height, and discuss our favorite prop bets for the Super Bowl. Our top pick: Adam Levine of Maroon 5 WILL wear a leather jacket. Episode: S2, E21: "94 Meetings" Episode Drinks: Joey: Ghost Hill Bourbon from Treaty Oak and Orange Juice Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Ruby Red Grapefruit Sean: Sean Margs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2854</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>94 meetings,adopt dont shop,april ludgate,comedy,dogs,government work,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,super bowl,television,tv shows,working for the man,yard bar</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We All Probably Should Be Models</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-all-probably-should-be-models--59907500</link><description><![CDATA[The Pawnee crew is putting together its summer catalog, which means we chat about our own experiences with modeling and acting. Spoiler alert: it's all over the map. We also discuss being harassed and/or encouraged when wearing clothing with the logo of a sports team, Lasik surgery, and dissect Tom's many raccoon-themed pickup lines. Which one's YOUR favorite? Episode: S2, E20: "Summer Catalog" Episode Drinks: Joey: Fizzique with Peach Schnapps Haleigh: Water and Gatorade (She's Sick, Booooo) Sean: The One They Call Zoe from Hops and Grain Brewery]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">702608d2-1978-441a-b281-47e2244a1557</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2019 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907500/7cf13fc2_tc.mp3" length="45660609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Pawnee crew is putting together its summer catalog, which means we chat about our own experiences with modeling and acting. Spoiler alert: it's all over the map. We also discuss being harassed and/or encouraged when wearing clothing with the logo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Pawnee crew is putting together its summer catalog, which means we chat about our own experiences with modeling and acting. Spoiler alert: it's all over the map. We also discuss being harassed and/or encouraged when wearing clothing with the logo of a sports team, Lasik surgery, and dissect Tom's many raccoon-themed pickup lines. Which one's YOUR favorite? Episode: S2, E20: "Summer Catalog" Episode Drinks: Joey: Fizzique with Peach Schnapps Haleigh: Water and Gatorade (She's Sick, Booooo) Sean: The One They Call Zoe from Hops and Grain Brewery]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2848</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,lasik,modeling,parks and rec,parks and recreation,photoshoots,pickup lines,raccoons,relationships,sports logos,summer catalog,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everyone's Picking on Jerry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everyone-s-picking-on-jerry--59907489</link><description><![CDATA[Jerry gets mugged (kinda) and the gang feels bad for making fun of him. We talk about times when we've been bullies ourselves: Sean terrorized a row of children during a basketball game, Joey pushed a classmate into puddles, and Haleigh mean-mugged her now best friend for nearly an entire year. Sean also has a dance battle, and people are getting upset about scuff marks on a volleyball court. If that ain't a jam-packed episode, we need to revisit what the word "jam-packed" means. Episode: S2, E19: "Park Safety" Episode Drinks: Joey: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Haleigh and Sean: Cupcake Moscato]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2be7cd5b-f022-4a6c-aea3-6765b1238588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907489/c715f6e4_tc.mp3" length="40073331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jerry gets mugged (kinda) and the gang feels bad for making fun of him. We talk about times when we've been bullies ourselves: Sean terrorized a row of children during a basketball game, Joey pushed a classmate into puddles, and Haleigh mean-mugged...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jerry gets mugged (kinda) and the gang feels bad for making fun of him. We talk about times when we've been bullies ourselves: Sean terrorized a row of children during a basketball game, Joey pushed a classmate into puddles, and Haleigh mean-mugged her now best friend for nearly an entire year. Sean also has a dance battle, and people are getting upset about scuff marks on a volleyball court. If that ain't a jam-packed episode, we need to revisit what the word "jam-packed" means. Episode: S2, E19: "Park Safety" Episode Drinks: Joey: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Haleigh and Sean: Cupcake Moscato]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2499</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin spurs,comedy,government work,jerry,park safety,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,tv shows,volleyball courts,white wine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d1d74fb9328cf52e131be6e5539b720.jpg"/><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Catching Possums and AIM Screen Names</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/catching-possums-and-aim-screen-names--59907477</link><description><![CDATA[A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there's outrage over the misuse of "possum" during this entire episode. Episode: S2, E18: "The Possum" Episode Drinks: Joey: Karbach Brewing - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ale Haleigh: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Sean: Sean Marg]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9d9e3372-47f6-4f4b-a84a-ae7c16230c06</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 19:10:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907477/c3e07f59_tc.mp3" length="42082352" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there's outrage over the misuse of "possum" during this entire...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there's outrage over the misuse of "possum" during this entire episode. Episode: S2, E18: "The Possum" Episode Drinks: Joey: Karbach Brewing - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ale Haleigh: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Sean: Sean Marg]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2624</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aim,comedy,golf course,government work,instant messaging,parks and rec,parks and recreation,possum,rodents,screen names,skiing,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ron Swanson: Woman of the Year</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-swanson-woman-of-the-year--59907487</link><description><![CDATA[Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire's excellent 2007 album "Ultimate Victory." Episode: S2, E17: "Woman of the Year" Episode Drinks: Joey: Marval Canned Wine Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shiner Cheer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a6d69f4-7a8c-4cef-baad-485daec08709</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907487/01ada905_tc.mp3" length="34400640" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire's excellent 2007 album "Ultimate Victory." Episode: S2, E17: "Woman of the Year"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire's excellent 2007 album "Ultimate Victory." Episode: S2, E17: "Woman of the Year" Episode Drinks: Joey: Marval Canned Wine Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shiner Cheer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2151</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apartment hunting,awards,chamillionaire,comedy,dorothy everett smythe,gender bias,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,soccer fields,television,tv shows,ultimate victory,woman of the year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Giant Teddy Bears and Sean Connery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/giant-teddy-bears-and-sean-connery--59907509</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine's Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By the way, what time does Sean Connery attend Wimbeldon? Tennish. Episode S2, E16: "Galentine's Day" Episode Drinks: Joey: Dairy Queen Oreo Hot Cocoa Blizzard + Blue Owl Spirit Animal Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shots of Kettle One Vodka]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8d89cbc0-d640-44e7-b1fb-141ea7a31310</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907509/60bf3874_tc.mp3" length="45506274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine's Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine's Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By the way, what time does Sean Connery attend Wimbeldon? Tennish. Episode S2, E16: "Galentine's Day" Episode Drinks: Joey: Dairy Queen Oreo Hot Cocoa Blizzard + Blue Owl Spirit Animal Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shots of Kettle One Vodka]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2837</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,cliche gifts,comedy,galentines day,government work,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,teddy bears,television,tv shows,valentines day</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sugar Rush Moving Day Spectacular</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sugar-rush-moving-day-spectacular--59907492</link><description><![CDATA[Sweetums brings a new "healthy" candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with "Deep Blue Sea," and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work? You'll just have to tune in to see! Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Company<br /> Haleigh: Haleigh's Sauce/Blackberry Y'Know (Gin, Grapefruit Juice, and Blackberries)<br /> Sean: Mosaic IPA Episode: S2, E15: "Sweetums"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">61cc66d5-c9d0-42c1-880e-94a746c324e7</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907492/46116504_tc.mp3" length="48074215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sweetums brings a new "healthy" candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with "Deep Blue Sea," and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sweetums brings a new "healthy" candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with "Deep Blue Sea," and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work? You'll just have to tune in to see! Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Company<br /> Haleigh: Haleigh's Sauce/Blackberry Y'Know (Gin, Grapefruit Juice, and Blackberries)<br /> Sean: Mosaic IPA Episode: S2, E15: "Sweetums"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candy,comedy,dj roomba,government work,moving,moving day,parks and rec,parks and recreation,sugar,sweetums,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dinner Parties and Rock, Paper, Scissors</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dinner-parties-and-rock-paper-scissors--59907510</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you've ever heard), McDonald's viral videos, and spicy foods. Let's eat! Episode Drinks: A huge growler from <a href="http://www.hopsandgrain.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Hops &amp; Grain Brewery</a>, featuring recycled CO2 from <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/company/earthlylabs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Earthly Labs</a> Episode: S2, E14: "Leslie's House"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9f69bca7-fe8e-4465-8664-54bf1a486c16</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 16:10:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907510/b2d509f4_tc.mp3" length="41369304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you've ever heard), McDonald's viral videos, and spicy foods. Let's eat! Episode Drinks: A huge...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you've ever heard), McDonald's viral videos, and spicy foods. Let's eat! Episode Drinks: A huge growler from <a href="http://www.hopsandgrain.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Hops &amp; Grain Brewery</a>, featuring recycled CO2 from <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/company/earthlylabs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Earthly Labs</a> Episode: S2, E14: "Leslie's House"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dinner party,government work,leslies house,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rock paper scissors,spicy foods,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bad Dates, Job Interviews, and MRIs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-dates-job-interviews-and-mris--59907527</link><description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron's assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we're chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and excessive laugh tracks on shows (looking at you, Big Bang Theory). Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Tecate Original<br /> Sean: Saint Arnold's Art Car IPA<br /> Haleigh: Angry Orchard Easy Apple Episode: S2, E13: "The Setup"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d229bdef-f3bb-4526-83eb-be17755c9f57</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2018 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907527/075da250_tc.mp3" length="40298910" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron's assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we're chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron's assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we're chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and excessive laugh tracks on shows (looking at you, Big Bang Theory). Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Tecate Original<br /> Sean: Saint Arnold's Art Car IPA<br /> Haleigh: Angry Orchard Easy Apple Episode: S2, E13: "The Setup"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blind dates,comedy,government work,interviewing,job interviews,mris,parks and rec,parks and recreation,setup,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scandals, Gifts, and To-Do Lists</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scandals-gifts-and-to-do-lists--59907497</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we've gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper<br /> Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat<br /> Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola's Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice Episode: S2, E12: "Christmas Scandal"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2dcc5092-dcad-471a-8e4c-df56175774f2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 13:46:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907497/adbcb05b_tc.mp3" length="38727041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we've gotten, Sean swoons over Ann...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we've gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper<br /> Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat<br /> Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola's Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice Episode: S2, E12: "Christmas Scandal"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2414</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buying gifts,christmas,christmas scandal,comedy,gift giving,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,politics,scandal,television,tv shows,white elephant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jurassic Fork</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jurassic-fork--59907474</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey, Sean: Dos Equis<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple Episode: S2, E11: "Tom's Divorce"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">22141fb1-e424-4b96-8a9e-b74ab4a4c7fb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907474/9073e7e3_tc.mp3" length="42247018" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options. Episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey, Sean: Dos Equis<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple Episode: S2, E11: "Tom's Divorce"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2634</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,divorce,government work,jurassic fork,marriage,parks and rec,parks and recreation,restaurants,television,tom haverford,toms divorce,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Behind the Curtain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/behind-the-curtain--59907480</link><description><![CDATA[This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we've gotten questions about...well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started ParksandWrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ee62c354-9f43-4b3a-ae24-906fb04cc6f5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2018 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907480/0202a657_tc.mp3" length="33879475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we've gotten questions about...well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started ParksandWrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we've gotten questions about...well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started ParksandWrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>behind the scenes,bonus,comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,podcast,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spit Takes and Headshots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spit-takes-and-headshots--59907519</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender Episode: S2, E10: "Hunting Trip"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">00df7a4d-5ef8-4dd3-b859-ba6ff807eb45</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2018 12:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907519/c4b3d7da_tc.mp3" length="35686313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender Episode: S2, E10: "Hunting Trip"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2224</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,flirting,government work,hunting trip,leslie knope,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron swanson,spit takes,television,turkeys,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Murinals and Shoe Shines</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/murinals-and-shoe-shines--59907521</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl's Jr. ads. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle<br /> Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice<br /> Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel Episode: S2, E9: "The Camel"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b5a73ca2-b4e1-4a93-8c8d-678158c67b16</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2018 12:15:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907521/e2a4f149_tc.mp3" length="36185774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl's Jr. ads. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle<br /> Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice<br /> Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel Episode: S2, E9: "The Camel"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2255</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artwork,camel,comedy,government work,murals,parks and rec,parks and recreation,shoe shining,side hustles,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ron, Tammy, and a Whole Lot of Aggression</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-tammy-and-a-whole-lot-of-aggression--59907495</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Ron confronts an old nemesis. It's his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say.  Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal<br /> Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D'Asti<br /> Sean: 512 IPA Episode: S2, E8: "Ron and Tammy"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9e39ae3b-1eaa-4a31-a773-c599a27b0fc9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907495/356a0623_tc.mp3" length="36114303" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 Ron confronts an old nemesis. It's his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say.  Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> Ron confronts an old nemesis. It's his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say.  Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal<br /> Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D'Asti<br /> Sean: 512 IPA Episode: S2, E8: "Ron and Tammy"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2250</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,ron and tammy,ron swanson,tammy ii,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>PIKITIS!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pikitis--59907483</link><description><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> We chat toilet papering people's houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we've got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey's Irish Cream<br /> Haleigh: Samuel Smith's Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365<br /> Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E7: "Greg Pikitis"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">95f19810-04a9-43b3-8aca-4bd6f3ed0544</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2018 13:46:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907483/67233cdc_tc.mp3" length="37279573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Highlights:
 We chat toilet papering people's houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we've got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event. Episode Drinks:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode Highlights:<br /> We chat toilet papering people's houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we've got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey's Irish Cream<br /> Haleigh: Samuel Smith's Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365<br /> Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E7: "Greg Pikitis"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2323</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,greg pikitis,halloween,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,toilet paper,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kaboom Boom Boom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kaboom-boom-boom--59907522</link><description><![CDATA[The pit gets filled! We've got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people's houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound! Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br /> Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original<br /> Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E6: "Kaboom"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2e2d1a90-ffc0-4d04-bf1b-e4409bb14bc5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 13:39:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907522/73d29a27_tc.mp3" length="23464768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The pit gets filled! We've got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people's houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound! Episode Highlights:
 Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The pit gets filled! We've got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people's houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound! Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.<br /> Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original<br /> Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E6: "Kaboom"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1460</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,h jon benjamin,kaboom,parks and rec,parks and recreation,paul scheer,television,the pit,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everyone is Stealing Pens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everyone-is-stealing-pens--59907496</link><description><![CDATA[Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Real Ale Fireman's #4<br /> Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave Episode: S2, E5: "Sister City"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7748f0eb-707b-4aac-8304-4cede04dd255</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2018 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907496/344b784b_tc.mp3" length="24938910" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash. Episode Highlights:
 Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Real Ale Fireman's #4<br /> Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave Episode: S2, E5: "Sister City"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1552</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,fred armisen,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,sister city,television,tv shows,venezuela</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That Dating Life</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-dating-life--59907505</link><description><![CDATA[To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks &amp; Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she's ever had before. LOVE IT. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, "My taxes pay your salary." Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen<br /> Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka<br /> Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E4: "Practice Date"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4ae58254-565e-408b-b4c7-e344c93eb843</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2018 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907505/10414964_tc.mp3" length="22003956" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks &amp;amp; Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she's ever had before. LOVE IT. Episode Highlights:
 Haleigh talks about a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks &amp; Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she's ever had before. LOVE IT. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, "My taxes pay your salary." Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen<br /> Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka<br /> Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E4: "Practice Date"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1369</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dating life,going on a date,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,relationships,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Judge Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-judge-me--59907508</link><description><![CDATA[The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That's gotta hurt. Episode Highlights:<br /> Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best way to hustle people at pickup basketball. Haleigh discusses the finer points of judging a cannonball contest. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Real Ale Hans Pilsner<br /> Haleigh: Strawberry Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka<br /> Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E3: "Beauty Pageant"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c10d109c-b177-4494-afb5-090a24d7071d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 12:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907508/ccf88594_tc.mp3" length="27661451" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That's gotta hurt. Episode Highlights:
 Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That's gotta hurt. Episode Highlights:<br /> Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best way to hustle people at pickup basketball. Haleigh discusses the finer points of judging a cannonball contest. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Real Ale Hans Pilsner<br /> Haleigh: Strawberry Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka<br /> Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E3: "Beauty Pageant"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1722</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beauty pageant,comedy,contests,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cheeses</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheeses--59907514</link><description><![CDATA[Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about 'em. Sean wants to know your favorite cheeses. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Hops and Grain Zoe Pale Lager<br /> Haleigh: Independence Brewing Co. RedBud<br /> Sean: Independence Brewing Co. Power and Light Pale Episode: S2, E2: "The Stakeout"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c95aeca5-ce1b-42ec-9228-4c11e1ac1ace</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2018 12:16:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907514/aa89e1a6_tc.mp3" length="20437027" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed. Episode Highlights:
 Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about 'em. Sean wants...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed. Episode Highlights:<br /> Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about 'em. Sean wants to know your favorite cheeses. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Hops and Grain Zoe Pale Lager<br /> Haleigh: Independence Brewing Co. RedBud<br /> Sean: Independence Brewing Co. Power and Light Pale Episode: S2, E2: "The Stakeout"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1271</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,prison,stakeout,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We're Headed to the Zoo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-re-headed-to-the-zoo--59907481</link><description><![CDATA[We've made it through Season 1 and are roarin' through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It's Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill effects from landing directly on his neck last episode. We see the best cold open yet. Episode Highlights:<br /> We introduce a handful of new segments! Joey offers his tips on running a marathon. Multiple stories about butterflies. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Miller Lite<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Dry Cider<br /> Sean: Hungover Episode: S2, E1: "Pawnee Zoo"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">727e8042-9b47-4dc9-a0bb-03e7ba4a1ad1</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907481/edb61f56_tc.mp3" length="31120945" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've made it through Season 1 and are roarin' through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It's Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've made it through Season 1 and are roarin' through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It's Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill effects from landing directly on his neck last episode. We see the best cold open yet. Episode Highlights:<br /> We introduce a handful of new segments! Joey offers his tips on running a marathon. Multiple stories about butterflies. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Miller Lite<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Dry Cider<br /> Sean: Hungover Episode: S2, E1: "Pawnee Zoo"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1938</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,gay marriage,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pawnee zoo,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our First Cliffhanger!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-first-cliffhanger--59907512</link><description><![CDATA[Sean is finally hooked on the show. We're dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: "Rock Show." This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in the house. Tom does actually have a wife. Episode Highlights: Sean is giddy with excitement. We tell our most harrowing bird stories. Andy has so many names for his band. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec<br /> Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka Episode: S1, E6: "Rock Show"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">60bbc210-342e-4bae-906b-27ba28a8a025</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:34:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907512/725440df_tc.mp3" length="26545070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sean is finally hooked on the show. We're dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: "Rock Show." This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sean is finally hooked on the show. We're dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: "Rock Show." This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in the house. Tom does actually have a wife. Episode Highlights: Sean is giddy with excitement. We tell our most harrowing bird stories. Andy has so many names for his band. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec<br /> Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka Episode: S1, E6: "Rock Show"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1652</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,rock show,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Money in the Banquet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/money-in-the-banquet--59907520</link><description><![CDATA[Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie's mom is also a major character still. Episode Highlights: Sean is not pleased with this episode. He's also not pleased that we talk about his dating life. Give him a hug if you ever see him around town. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec<br /> Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon<br /> Sean: Sean Margs Episode: S1, E5: "The Banquet"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5982e1b3-d9f5-4517-a862-1e24a0c3d7cc</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907520/1da0514f_tc.mp3" length="22188952" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie's mom is also a major character still. Episode Highlights: Sean is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie's mom is also a major character still. Episode Highlights: Sean is not pleased with this episode. He's also not pleased that we talk about his dating life. Give him a hug if you ever see him around town. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec<br /> Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon<br /> Sean: Sean Margs Episode: S1, E5: "The Banquet"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1379</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>banquet,comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Most Boss Boys Club</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-most-boss-boys-club--59907523</link><description><![CDATA[We've got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys' Club." Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines! Episode Highlights: We discuss a mad pooper terrorizing our neighborhood. Sean dives into his favorite Mario Kart characters. Joey can't even get the name of the episode right. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey, Haleigh, Lisa: Rosé Collins<br /> Sean: Ruffino Rosé Episode: S1, E4: "Boys' Club"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">21175161-53aa-4465-a6df-4b13a65b73a5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:32:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907523/cb924d44_tc.mp3" length="34021999" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys' Club." Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines! Episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys' Club." Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines! Episode Highlights: We discuss a mad pooper terrorizing our neighborhood. Sean dives into his favorite Mario Kart characters. Joey can't even get the name of the episode right. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey, Haleigh, Lisa: Rosé Collins<br /> Sean: Ruffino Rosé Episode: S1, E4: "Boys' Club"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2120</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boys club,comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let's Get Journalistic!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-s-get-journalistic--59907515</link><description><![CDATA[We've got new microphones! Now if only we could figure out how to use them...In this episode, we meet a TON of new characters: Jerry, Donna, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, JJ's Diner, and a mention of Tammy (though it's unclear if it's Tammy 1 or 2). Malwae-Tweep is writing an article about the potential park getting built, and Amy Poehler is eating waffles with her. Excellent. Episode Highlights: Haleigh recalls vulgar graffiti in her art class, Sean tries to recount the episode with margarita memory. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen<br /> Haleigh: Deakin Estate Moscato<br /> Sean: Homemade Margaritas Episode: S1, E3: The Reporter]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">696c52c0-4c7c-4806-8dca-7cd0243ef55d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907515/59fd3464_tc.mp3" length="21099750" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got new microphones! Now if only we could figure out how to use them...In this episode, we meet a TON of new characters: Jerry, Donna, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, JJ's Diner, and a mention of Tammy (though it's unclear if it's Tammy 1 or 2)....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got new microphones! Now if only we could figure out how to use them...In this episode, we meet a TON of new characters: Jerry, Donna, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, JJ's Diner, and a mention of Tammy (though it's unclear if it's Tammy 1 or 2). Malwae-Tweep is writing an article about the potential park getting built, and Amy Poehler is eating waffles with her. Excellent. Episode Highlights: Haleigh recalls vulgar graffiti in her art class, Sean tries to recount the episode with margarita memory. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen<br /> Haleigh: Deakin Estate Moscato<br /> Sean: Homemade Margaritas Episode: S1, E3: The Reporter]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1311</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,journalism,parks and rec,parks and recreation,reporters,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Door-to-Door Shenanigans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/door-to-door-shenanigans--59907513</link><description><![CDATA[Haleigh joins the foray as we move onto Episode 2: Canvassing. If you've ever had to sell anything door-to-door, you can empathize. Andy Dwyer is still playing Nintendo Wii. Episode Highlights: Sean gives us an inside look at what it's like being an Easter Bunny, Joey reminisces on the time his basketball team had to canvass around the neighborhood. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: COCO Cocktail Mixed Berry<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Blood Orange<br /> Sean: Revolucion from Independence Brewing Company Episode: S1, E2: Canvassing]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43a47979-f69c-4c22-b319-70ca525f210c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907513/01810300_tc.mp3" length="20169791" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Haleigh joins the foray as we move onto Episode 2: Canvassing. If you've ever had to sell anything door-to-door, you can empathize. Andy Dwyer is still playing Nintendo Wii. Episode Highlights: Sean gives us an inside look at what it's like being an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Haleigh joins the foray as we move onto Episode 2: Canvassing. If you've ever had to sell anything door-to-door, you can empathize. Andy Dwyer is still playing Nintendo Wii. Episode Highlights: Sean gives us an inside look at what it's like being an Easter Bunny, Joey reminisces on the time his basketball team had to canvass around the neighborhood. Episode drinks:<br /> Joey: COCO Cocktail Mixed Berry<br /> Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Blood Orange<br /> Sean: Revolucion from Independence Brewing Company Episode: S1, E2: Canvassing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1253</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>canvassing,comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pilot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pilot--59907511</link><description><![CDATA[Sean watches his first ever episode of Parks and Rec. The show is too much like The Office at this point, but hey, just like this podcast, it's still finding its footing. Episode highlights:<br /> Sean tells a story of when he ran while holding a child during flag football. He takes a deep dive into the inner workings of the parks and recreation department of a major city. Chaos ensues. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: COCO Cocktail Lemon Lime<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Vodka with Orange Juice Episode: S1, E1: Pilot]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1181d470-8056-47b1-8c1f-471024ab8f82</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59907511/d9dbe6ae_tc.mp3" length="19870765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Joey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sean watches his first ever episode of Parks and Rec. The show is too much like The Office at this point, but hey, just like this podcast, it's still finding its footing. Episode highlights:
 Sean tells a story of when he ran while holding a child...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sean watches his first ever episode of Parks and Rec. The show is too much like The Office at this point, but hey, just like this podcast, it's still finding its footing. Episode highlights:<br /> Sean tells a story of when he ran while holding a child during flag football. He takes a deep dive into the inner workings of the parks and recreation department of a major city. Chaos ensues. Episode Drinks:<br /> Joey: COCO Cocktail Lemon Lime<br /> Sean: Deep Eddy Vodka with Orange Juice Episode: S1, E1: Pilot]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1242</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,government work,parks and rec,parks and recreation,pilot,television,tv shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/835e992d28f8302c5382eee54295f4bc.jpg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
