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PLUS - a bonus 'your mom joke' that I almost forgot. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62300623</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2024 15:03:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62300623/the_your_mom_joke_is_at_the_end.mp3" length="34549300" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf/1229a1cf-3b8f-486f-9a5e-6939adb57caf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we discuss which old school names are coming back in 2025, why you should wait for even better Prime Deals than today's and why Spirit Halloween isn't just for, you know, Halloween anymore. PLUS - a bonus 'your mom joke' that I almost forgot. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we discuss which old school names are coming back in 2025, why you should wait for even better Prime Deals than today's and why Spirit Halloween isn't just for, you know, Halloween anymore. PLUS - a bonus 'your mom joke' that I almost forgot. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>864</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Are Doing It Wrong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-are-doing-it-wrong--62273873</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk about how just 5 minutes of cleaning could make you use your hands to make an obscene clappy sound you rely on entirely too much throughout this episode.<br /><br />Also... there's other schtuff. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62273873</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2024 18:24:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62273873/you_are_doing_it_wrong.mp3" length="10178499" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a/f103a90b-5a9b-4d17-a8db-3529fb9b909a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk about how just 5 minutes of cleaning could make you use your hands to make an obscene clappy sound you rely on entirely too much throughout this episode.

Also... there's other schtuff. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk about how just 5 minutes of cleaning could make you use your hands to make an obscene clappy sound you rely on entirely too much throughout this episode.<br /><br />Also... there's other schtuff. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>636</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eat It Backwards</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eat-it-backwards--62196670</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show is fine. Just fine. We talk about life saving donations for the heart-attack inducing Chiefs. Plus, what the dockworkers strike means to you, a new diet where you eat in reverse (not puking) and the stupid holiday of the day: Name Your Car Day. Like I said, it's fine. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62196670</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 15:42:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62196670/eat_it_backwards.mp3" length="32860435" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99/390d9eb2-da98-4596-93ca-866f93ac2d99.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show is fine. Just fine. We talk about life saving donations for the heart-attack inducing Chiefs. Plus, what the dockworkers strike means to you, a new diet where you eat in reverse (not puking) and the stupid holiday of the day: Name Your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show is fine. Just fine. We talk about life saving donations for the heart-attack inducing Chiefs. Plus, what the dockworkers strike means to you, a new diet where you eat in reverse (not puking) and the stupid holiday of the day: Name Your Car Day. Like I said, it's fine. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>822</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pumpkin Pie Next</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pumpkin-pie-next--62168415</link><description><![CDATA[Today we let someone else prep the stories with, I'll say it, less than ideal results. But we forge ahead anyway - NSYNC breakup new-old-news PLUS the 20 best American foods and a joke about witches sprinkled in this thing somewhere. Enjoy. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62168415</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2024 18:12:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62168415/pumpkin_pie_next.mp3" length="11395086" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9/88e6545b-5339-4b80-841b-6deb2dd89fb9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we let someone else prep the stories with, I'll say it, less than ideal results. But we forge ahead anyway - NSYNC breakup new-old-news PLUS the 20 best American foods and a joke about witches sprinkled in this thing somewhere. Enjoy. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we let someone else prep the stories with, I'll say it, less than ideal results. But we forge ahead anyway - NSYNC breakup new-old-news PLUS the 20 best American foods and a joke about witches sprinkled in this thing somewhere. Enjoy. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>713</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lets Talk Toys</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lets-talk-toys--62044577</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk about how much you're ACTUALLY working on a daily basis, plus why setting multiple alarms is bad for you (but is it as bad as being late?) PLUS - special bonus, the Toy Hall of Fame is set to pick their three inductees this year, and we're gonna debate it with the same veracity we would when trying to pick our favorite child or Mexican food spot. Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62044577</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2024 14:43:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62044577/lets_talk_toys.mp3" length="45159929" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd/3805ac21-8352-4c46-9ba1-3ccb042c49bd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk about how much you're ACTUALLY working on a daily basis, plus why setting multiple alarms is bad for you (but is it as bad as being late?) PLUS - special bonus, the Toy Hall of Fame is set to pick their three inductees this year, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk about how much you're ACTUALLY working on a daily basis, plus why setting multiple alarms is bad for you (but is it as bad as being late?) PLUS - special bonus, the Toy Hall of Fame is set to pick their three inductees this year, and we're gonna debate it with the same veracity we would when trying to pick our favorite child or Mexican food spot. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1129</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Mom Was Already Taken</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-mom-was-already-taken--62034850</link><description><![CDATA[Too much good stuff and so little time. Actuall, I've got all the time in the world - I just chose to blaze through this like Snoop before having to work another 12 hour shift on Season 128 of The Voice. Today, we talk everything from moon-gazing to diversity within our state. It sounds intellectual - I promise you it's not. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62034850</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2024 20:52:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62034850/your_mom_was_already_taken.mp3" length="23685186" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2/883dfa13-600e-4a1f-a721-6ec9b7b5baf2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Too much good stuff and so little time. Actuall, I've got all the time in the world - I just chose to blaze through this like Snoop before having to work another 12 hour shift on Season 128 of The Voice. Today, we talk everything from moon-gazing to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Too much good stuff and so little time. Actuall, I've got all the time in the world - I just chose to blaze through this like Snoop before having to work another 12 hour shift on Season 128 of The Voice. Today, we talk everything from moon-gazing to diversity within our state. It sounds intellectual - I promise you it's not. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>593</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cheeseburger In Springfield</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheeseburger-in-springfield--62012229</link><description><![CDATA[Today we celebrate National Cheeseburger Day by listing all the deals to be had - in alphabetical order and excruciatingly long detail. In fact, the entire episode is just one big ad for Big Cheeseburger. Unpaid. Stupid, right? Kidding – at least, a little. We also talk stress days this year so far, bright pink drinking water and how good coffee actually is for you.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62012229</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 13:49:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62012229/cheeseburger_in_springfield.mp3" length="11420814" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b/28cd4073-c644-4b99-9094-0c93b9b87c3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we celebrate National Cheeseburger Day by listing all the deals to be had - in alphabetical order and excruciatingly long detail. In fact, the entire episode is just one big ad for Big Cheeseburger. Unpaid. Stupid, right? Kidding – at least, a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we celebrate National Cheeseburger Day by listing all the deals to be had - in alphabetical order and excruciatingly long detail. In fact, the entire episode is just one big ad for Big Cheeseburger. Unpaid. Stupid, right? Kidding – at least, a little. We also talk stress days this year so far, bright pink drinking water and how good coffee actually is for you.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>714</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sorry For Yelling</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorry-for-yelling--61864475</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk 'Hate Following', how arts &amp; crafts will help reduce your belly fat and... idk, some other stuff. Truthfully, I recorded this like 5 hours ago and just now realized I hadn't posted it yet. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61864475</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 20:28:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61864475/sorry_for_yelling.mp3" length="14068878" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f/10d1da07-167d-48fe-9a62-e0321510039f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk 'Hate Following', how arts &amp;amp; crafts will help reduce your belly fat and... idk, some other stuff. Truthfully, I recorded this like 5 hours ago and just now realized I hadn't posted it yet. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk 'Hate Following', how arts &amp; crafts will help reduce your belly fat and... idk, some other stuff. Truthfully, I recorded this like 5 hours ago and just now realized I hadn't posted it yet. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>880</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That JBJ Is A GD Hero</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-jbj-is-a-gd-hero--61381154</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show is dedicated to the American Hero himself - Jon Bon Jovi. (John?) Either way. You'll see why. Plus, Target's new NOT 'mom-approved' shopping carts, when adulthood actually begins AND the jobs that make American's the happiest. 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(John?) Either way. You'll see why. Plus, Target's new NOT 'mom-approved' shopping carts, when adulthood actually begins AND the jobs that make American's the happiest. (HINT -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show is dedicated to the American Hero himself - Jon Bon Jovi. (John?) Either way. You'll see why. Plus, Target's new NOT 'mom-approved' shopping carts, when adulthood actually begins AND the jobs that make American's the happiest. (HINT - bake your mail carrier some cookies once in a while)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>863</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Not This Springfield</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-this-springfield--61337645</link><description><![CDATA[Like we never left! Back at it again... if for no other reason than to make sure it is FULLY KNOWN, that the Springfield discussed in last night's debate is NOT this Springfield. Also, we talk emergency preparedness, this year's popular Halloween costumes AND your most radical position that isn't political. Good stuff. Glad to be back. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61337645</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 14:28:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61337645/not_this_springfield.mp3" length="18975630" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358/9074af3a-a503-43c4-8305-f6e8b5f86358.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Like we never left! Back at it again... if for no other reason than to make sure it is FULLY KNOWN, that the Springfield discussed in last night's debate is NOT this Springfield. Also, we talk emergency preparedness, this year's popular Halloween...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Like we never left! Back at it again... if for no other reason than to make sure it is FULLY KNOWN, that the Springfield discussed in last night's debate is NOT this Springfield. Also, we talk emergency preparedness, this year's popular Halloween costumes AND your most radical position that isn't political. Good stuff. Glad to be back. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1186</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That's What Big Corporations Do</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-s-what-big-corporations-do--61041935</link><description><![CDATA[Today we find out why Australians live longer than us, why you should beware of your Disney+ subscription and why your dream of smelling like the mall is about to come true. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61041935</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2024 19:50:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61041935/thats_what_big_corporations_do.mp3" length="14857230" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0/42171278-656a-45cc-82bf-beae2c80dad0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we find out why Australians live longer than us, why you should beware of your Disney+ subscription and why your dream of smelling like the mall is about to come true. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we find out why Australians live longer than us, why you should beware of your Disney+ subscription and why your dream of smelling like the mall is about to come true. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>929</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That's Just Lunacy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-s-just-lunacy--61026065</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk back to school stress, America's favorite hobbies and just how much influence Gen Z's favorite music artists have over their voting habits. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61026065</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2024 14:15:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61026065/thats_just_lunacy.mp3" length="11388174" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81/94dce6d6-79e5-4b6f-9964-0877c8000f81.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk back to school stress, America's favorite hobbies and just how much influence Gen Z's favorite music artists have over their voting habits. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk back to school stress, America's favorite hobbies and just how much influence Gen Z's favorite music artists have over their voting habits. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>712</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,activities,back,barbie,beyonce,election,hobbies,school,stanley,stress,swift,taylor,voting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Happy Zappy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-zappy--61016754</link><description><![CDATA[Today we cover how to be happy. So, ya. Solved it. Easy stuff. Also, how far would you be willing to go to lose weight? And what's the ONE thing you need to make sure you do for your kids going back to school? We solved all those, too. Next up - geopolitics. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61016754</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 17:48:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61016754/happy_zappy.mp3" length="11619342" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be/8b5f82ab-c816-44c4-8002-9788965956be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we cover how to be happy. So, ya. Solved it. Easy stuff. Also, how far would you be willing to go to lose weight? And what's the ONE thing you need to make sure you do for your kids going back to school? We solved all those, too. Next up -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we cover how to be happy. So, ya. Solved it. Easy stuff. Also, how far would you be willing to go to lose weight? And what's the ONE thing you need to make sure you do for your kids going back to school? We solved all those, too. Next up - geopolitics. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>727</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>back,happiness,kids,missouri,mo,parenting,school,springfield,to</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Welcome Back, It's Fine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/welcome-back-it-s-fine--61002100</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s show we cover the closing ceremonies from the Olympics (briefly, because who cares) and then move on to Disney’s new rides and attractions, the MUST HAVE colors of 2025 and then find out that my lifelong dream of saving lives by stabbing is about to get a lot less violent.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61002100</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2024 16:35:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61002100/welcome_back_its_fine.mp3" length="13603470" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92/18e4d24b-6525-4f0c-abb9-e92511780e92.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s show we cover the closing ceremonies from the Olympics (briefly, because who cares) and then move on to Disney’s new rides and attractions, the MUST HAVE colors of 2025 and then find out that my lifelong dream of saving lives by stabbing is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s show we cover the closing ceremonies from the Olympics (briefly, because who cares) and then move on to Disney’s new rides and attractions, the MUST HAVE colors of 2025 and then find out that my lifelong dream of saving lives by stabbing is about to get a lot less violent.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2025,ceremonies,closing,colors,dangerous,design,disney,driving,ds23,millenials,olympics,rides</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Unexpected - Part 3 (FINALE)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-unexpected-part-3-finale--60926212</link><description><![CDATA[Part 3, and the finale, of Jack London's The Unexpected. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60926212</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 14:30:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60926212/the_unexpected_part_3.mp3" length="15836046" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a/20d0f819-25bd-4074-bc0d-5149df83468a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Part 3, and the finale, of Jack London's The Unexpected. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Part 3, and the finale, of Jack London's The Unexpected. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>990</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Unexpected - Part 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-unexpected-part-2--60903354</link><description><![CDATA[Part 2 of 3. We continue The Unexpected by Jack London. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60903354</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 19:40:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60903354/the_unexpected_part_2.mp3" length="13523214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543/25c5c66c-0195-4cab-8ef4-aa50902a1543.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Part 2 of 3. We continue The Unexpected by Jack London. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Part 2 of 3. We continue The Unexpected by Jack London. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>846</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SPECIAL EPISODE: The Unexpected - Part 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-episode-the-unexpected-part-1--60885447</link><description><![CDATA[To celebrate the podcast's 100th episode, I'm doing something special: A reading of Jack London's "The Unexpected." Part 1 today. The conclusion in Part 2 coming tomorrow. So sit back, relax and enjoy a great story... by a one of a kind author... read by an idiot. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60885447</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2024 14:39:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60885447/the_unexpected_part_1.mp3" length="18362267" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249/e6d467f3-880f-47c9-839a-ce00cc3ba249.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>To celebrate the podcast's 100th episode, I'm doing something special: A reading of Jack London's "The Unexpected." Part 1 today. The conclusion in Part 2 coming tomorrow. So sit back, relax and enjoy a great story... by a one of a kind author... read...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[To celebrate the podcast's 100th episode, I'm doing something special: A reading of Jack London's "The Unexpected." Part 1 today. The conclusion in Part 2 coming tomorrow. So sit back, relax and enjoy a great story... by a one of a kind author... read by an idiot. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1148</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>audible,audio,book,jack,london,on,read,story,tape,the,unexpected</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What It Is</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-it-is--60875730</link><description><![CDATA[For the 99th episode of this shi... show, I've decided to do something different. Specifically, I’m rolling tape on the actual shift that makes it on the air. Now, couple things: 1 - There's no "tape". That's an old guy thing. 2 - you won't be able to hear the music I’m talking out of/into because I couldn't get the thing to work without messing up the broadcast AND, you know, copyright police and lawyers. And finally, 3 - this is about as raw as it gets. I do my very best not to cuss loudly and wildly but if one slips in, pleased accept my less than sincere apology. Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60875730</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2024 15:40:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60875730/what_it_is.mp3" length="24668853" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1/526bf2c0-1c79-4ab7-8932-5f1041afa4a1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For the 99th episode of this shi... show, I've decided to do something different. Specifically, I’m rolling tape on the actual shift that makes it on the air. Now, couple things: 1 - There's no "tape". That's an old guy thing. 2 - you won't be able to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For the 99th episode of this shi... show, I've decided to do something different. Specifically, I’m rolling tape on the actual shift that makes it on the air. Now, couple things: 1 - There's no "tape". That's an old guy thing. 2 - you won't be able to hear the music I’m talking out of/into because I couldn't get the thing to work without messing up the broadcast AND, you know, copyright police and lawyers. And finally, 3 - this is about as raw as it gets. I do my very best not to cuss loudly and wildly but if one slips in, pleased accept my less than sincere apology. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1542</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actually,behind,bts,it,like,live,radio,recorded,scenes,show,sounds,the,what</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bite the Bedpan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bite-the-bedpan--60864683</link><description><![CDATA[After a quick USA Basketball update, today we dive into why it is Olympic athletes bite their medals. Plus, some encouraging news (and a new term you should know) concerning vacation days. And, what to do when the entire world rejects your life's work and passion. Hint - turn it into the best prank ever. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60864683</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 16:08:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60864683/bite_the_bedpan.mp3" length="13849614" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187/1ecd7196-c450-4544-8998-a9815b295187.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a quick USA Basketball update, today we dive into why it is Olympic athletes bite their medals. Plus, some encouraging news (and a new term you should know) concerning vacation days. And, what to do when the entire world rejects your life's work...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a quick USA Basketball update, today we dive into why it is Olympic athletes bite their medals. Plus, some encouraging news (and a new term you should know) concerning vacation days. And, what to do when the entire world rejects your life's work and passion. Hint - turn it into the best prank ever. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>866</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>average,back,basketball,bedpans,collection,gaga,joke,lady,medals,olympics,prank,school,shopping,staycation,to,usa,vacation,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Smores</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smores--60849394</link><description><![CDATA[No description today. No tags either. Some things that I needed to say for my own faith had to make their way out and you can listen if you want to or not. That's not a "tease" by the way - as in, a way to entice you to listen. I'm just saying, this one isn't fun or entertaining so listen or don't. All good.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60849394</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 17:08:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60849394/smores.mp3" length="22984060" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868/b6fc975f-42f4-4148-8d7e-2424ed48c868.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>No description today. No tags either. Some things that I needed to say for my own faith had to make their way out and you can listen if you want to or not. That's not a "tease" by the way - as in, a way to entice you to listen. I'm just saying, this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[No description today. No tags either. Some things that I needed to say for my own faith had to make their way out and you can listen if you want to or not. That's not a "tease" by the way - as in, a way to entice you to listen. I'm just saying, this one isn't fun or entertaining so listen or don't. All good.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1437</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Observantia Basketball Olympia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/observantia-basketball-olympia--60805362</link><description><![CDATA[I'm not going to lie to ya... this entire episode is about, and an ode to, the USA Men's Olympic Basketball team. It's the most effort I've put into anything in literally years. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60805362</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jul 2024 13:43:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60805362/observantia_basketball_olympia.mp3" length="14906382" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096/af33fa4b-d41d-4e6f-a729-6817861c9096.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm not going to lie to ya... this entire episode is about, and an ode to, the USA Men's Olympic Basketball team. It's the most effort I've put into anything in literally years. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm not going to lie to ya... this entire episode is about, and an ode to, the USA Men's Olympic Basketball team. It's the most effort I've put into anything in literally years. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>932</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,ad,australia,basketball,curry,france,games,kd,lebron,mens,nbc,olympic,olympics,paris,south,spain,steph,sudan,usa,womens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shark Obstacle Course</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shark-obstacle-course--60802453</link><description><![CDATA[Today, an update to Celine Dion's performance during the Opening Ceremonies plus the Olympic events that USED to be and should be again. PLUS, remember that Crowdstrike internet crash last week? Well today, we'll discuss their almost as disastrous apology for it as well as define some Gen Z terms "they" (whoever the F they are) say you'll need to know for the election...? Ok then. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60802453</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 15:31:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60802453/shark_obstacle_course.mp3" length="41032014" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b/9ca59cc4-3f20-4b6a-8c9a-61fd13206e8b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, an update to Celine Dion's performance during the Opening Ceremonies plus the Olympic events that USED to be and should be again. PLUS, remember that Crowdstrike internet crash last week? Well today, we'll discuss their almost as disastrous...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, an update to Celine Dion's performance during the Opening Ceremonies plus the Olympic events that USED to be and should be again. PLUS, remember that Crowdstrike internet crash last week? Well today, we'll discuss their almost as disastrous apology for it as well as define some Gen Z terms "they" (whoever the F they are) say you'll need to know for the election...? Ok then. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1026</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That Number Is Way Too High</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-number-is-way-too-high--60792408</link><description><![CDATA[Today we preview the Opening Ceremonies this Friday including a musical guest appearance that'll make you cry. Plus, where Missouri ranks on the list of best states to retire in, a gentle reminder to use your vacation days, and we'll pinpoint the exact date your kids will be at peak boredom this summer. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60792408</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2024 18:35:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60792408/that_number_is_way_too_high.mp3" length="17113998" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700/d89d3326-cc86-4115-83df-dce18fdb0700.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we preview the Opening Ceremonies this Friday including a musical guest appearance that'll make you cry. Plus, where Missouri ranks on the list of best states to retire in, a gentle reminder to use your vacation days, and we'll pinpoint the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we preview the Opening Ceremonies this Friday including a musical guest appearance that'll make you cry. Plus, where Missouri ranks on the list of best states to retire in, a gentle reminder to use your vacation days, and we'll pinpoint the exact date your kids will be at peak boredom this summer. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1070</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>best,boredom,celine,ceremonies,dion,gaga,hack,kids,lady,life,location,olympics,opening,parenting,retirement,states,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In No Way Influential</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-no-way-influential--60779263</link><description><![CDATA[Today we try and find the good in AI... and I mean, really try which for me is saying something. We also dig deep on the NSYNC drama and then go all in when it comes to "Influencers". FYI - By "all in" I mean a 10 minute diatribe that leads nowhere. Enjoy!<b></b>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60779263</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 16:33:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60779263/in_no_way_influential.mp3" length="19667598" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51/8d1c0a78-3bdd-4d68-a661-e86b4f7b6f51.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we try and find the good in AI... and I mean, really try which for me is saying something. We also dig deep on the NSYNC drama and then go all in when it comes to "Influencers". FYI - By "all in" I mean a 10 minute diatribe that leads nowhere....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we try and find the good in AI... and I mean, really try which for me is saying something. We also dig deep on the NSYNC drama and then go all in when it comes to "Influencers". FYI - By "all in" I mean a 10 minute diatribe that leads nowhere. Enjoy!<b></b>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1230</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>End It On A Down</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/end-it-on-a-down--60767120</link><description><![CDATA[Well, Joe is out. So what’s next? Today we’ll cover what the DNC has planned plus make our own wildly speculative remarks. Also, we’ve got a terrible story about the Red Hot Chili Peppers that includes me reading directly and nauseously from Anthony Kiedis’ book. But wait there’s more! Something from the Kelce brothers we’re 100% going to buy and Amazon Alexa is here to help with Gen Z slang. Enjoy today’s show – and pay no attention to the dramatic pauses. Those are for nasal relief only.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60767120</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2024 14:52:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60767120/end_it_on_a_down.mp3" length="17987214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537/0e4a19cc-e44b-49e2-8722-617258290537.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, Joe is out. So what’s next? Today we’ll cover what the DNC has planned plus make our own wildly speculative remarks. Also, we’ve got a terrible story about the Red Hot Chili Peppers that includes me reading directly and nauseously from Anthony...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, Joe is out. So what’s next? Today we’ll cover what the DNC has planned plus make our own wildly speculative remarks. Also, we’ve got a terrible story about the Red Hot Chili Peppers that includes me reading directly and nauseously from Anthony Kiedis’ book. But wait there’s more! Something from the Kelce brothers we’re 100% going to buy and Amazon Alexa is here to help with Gen Z slang. Enjoy today’s show – and pay no attention to the dramatic pauses. Those are for nasal relief only.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1125</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,biden,dnc,drake,election,harris,joe,kamala,kelce,kendrick,lamar,presidential,travis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>8000 Things</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8000-things--60742285</link><description><![CDATA[So. Many. Topics. After a few days of scraping the barrel, today we've got two shows worth of material so I'll apologize in advance about how quickly we roll today. Take what you can, enjoy and have a great weekend.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60742285</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2024 14:32:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60742285/8000_things.mp3" length="17969934" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a/7b11d279-2cdd-4ad0-b2ee-8dea94b4e32a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So. Many. Topics. After a few days of scraping the barrel, today we've got two shows worth of material so I'll apologize in advance about how quickly we roll today. Take what you can, enjoy and have a great weekend.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So. Many. Topics. After a few days of scraping the barrel, today we've got two shows worth of material so I'll apologize in advance about how quickly we roll today. Take what you can, enjoy and have a great weekend.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>best,brain,chappell,corpse,dates,documentary,drugs,election,fast,flower,food,government,health,inventions,make,rich,roan,roofie,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Here Come The Mullets</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/here-come-the-mullets--60729707</link><description><![CDATA[Today we swing and miss on a story about a kid and his mullet. So there's that. We also cover where everyone wants to move, some new accessories for your ridiculous 12 foot skeletons and how to sleep longer and better with only 3 minutes worth of effort. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60729707</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2024 15:12:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60729707/here_come_the_mullets.mp3" length="17375502" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64/8499dc34-9b01-47a3-a057-435a99cedf64.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we swing and miss on a story about a kid and his mullet. So there's that. We also cover where everyone wants to move, some new accessories for your ridiculous 12 foot skeletons and how to sleep longer and better with only 3 minutes worth of effort. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we swing and miss on a story about a kid and his mullet. So there's that. We also cover where everyone wants to move, some new accessories for your ridiculous 12 foot skeletons and how to sleep longer and better with only 3 minutes worth of effort. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1086</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AI Don't Know Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ai-don-t-know-me--60720089</link><description><![CDATA[Today we have our first ever experience using AI to make something, and the results are better than I could have hoped for. Plus, how much our Olympic athletes make for winning, America's favorite pizza toppings and is a "sleep divorce" right for you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60720089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2024 17:41:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60720089/ai_dont_know_me.mp3" length="36277134" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e/ef594253-40cd-4229-a302-2c92adbcc70e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we have our first ever experience using AI to make something, and the results are better than I could have hoped for. Plus, how much our Olympic athletes make for winning, America's favorite pizza toppings and is a "sleep divorce" right for you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we have our first ever experience using AI to make something, and the results are better than I could have hoped for. Plus, how much our Olympic athletes make for winning, America's favorite pizza toppings and is a "sleep divorce" right for you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,divorce,missouri,mo,money,olympics,paid,radio,relationships,sleep,springfield</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Third Time Is The Charm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/third-time-is-the-charm--60707835</link><description><![CDATA[Today we pinpoint the exact amount of screen time you should allow your kids per week before it negatively affects their mental health. Plus, we discuss old timey flights coming back and whether or not using emoji is a necessary addition to communication in 2024. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60707835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 14:56:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60707835/third_time_is_the_charm.mp3" length="40497594" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a/e7012952-d8b7-41eb-8db2-b094bed5279a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we pinpoint the exact amount of screen time you should allow your kids per week before it negatively affects their mental health. Plus, we discuss old timey flights coming back and whether or not using emoji is a necessary addition to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we pinpoint the exact amount of screen time you should allow your kids per week before it negatively affects their mental health. Plus, we discuss old timey flights coming back and whether or not using emoji is a necessary addition to communication in 2024. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>417,chappell,children,concert,emoji,free,kids,missouri,mo,parenting,roan,screen,springfield,states,texts,tickets,time,united</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Dollar A Minute</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-dollar-a-minute--60578137</link><description><![CDATA[Today we follow up on the AI Influencer who turned into a sex maniac. Fun fact: the AI was actually the instigator which is fun/terrifying. Plus, what traditional "male" job around the house women are taking over this Summer AND some other stuff that I've already forgotten about despite writing this description not 4 minutes after concluding the recording. Enjoy! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60578137</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 14:11:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60578137/a_dollar_a_minute.mp3" length="41085774" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7/adae19f3-1771-4522-b45a-a6879d649ad7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we follow up on the AI Influencer who turned into a sex maniac. Fun fact: the AI was actually the instigator which is fun/terrifying. Plus, what traditional "male" job around the house women are taking over this Summer AND some other stuff that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we follow up on the AI Influencer who turned into a sex maniac. Fun fact: the AI was actually the instigator which is fun/terrifying. Plus, what traditional "male" job around the house women are taking over this Summer AND some other stuff that I've already forgotten about despite writing this description not 4 minutes after concluding the recording. Enjoy! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1028</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Champ Is Here</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-champ-is-here--60572755</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show drills down into what's most important. For example, we finally have an answer to the question, "Who is your daddy? And what does he do?" made famous by the cinematic masterpiece known as Kindergarten Cop. Spoiler alert - the answer has two thumbs and kicks ass at golf. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60572755</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 21:49:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60572755/the_champ_is_here.mp3" length="38603194" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a/16e83a31-9f6d-4d57-971a-4cbff8a5e75a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show drills down into what's most important. For example, we finally have an answer to the question, "Who is your daddy? And what does he do?" made famous by the cinematic masterpiece known as Kindergarten Cop. Spoiler alert - the answer has...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show drills down into what's most important. For example, we finally have an answer to the question, "Who is your daddy? And what does he do?" made famous by the cinematic masterpiece known as Kindergarten Cop. Spoiler alert - the answer has two thumbs and kicks ass at golf. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>966</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blonde Girl and Hat Guy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blonde-girl-and-hat-guy--60527097</link><description><![CDATA[Today, I’m going to help you budget for the 4th of July, help you avoid getting Armageddon-ed, and help you pass out during the debate tonight. I’m also going to help you negotiate a better job for yourself (which we all I’m sure would like) AND, if there’s time… explore the concept of time itself as well as do a smaller than usual, but still very passionate, rant against A.I.  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60527097</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2024 13:08:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60527097/blonde_girl_and_hat_guy.mp3" length="15038478" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f/caf50298-a6f0-4dda-94e2-a3cf8566ff6f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, I’m going to help you budget for the 4th of July, help you avoid getting Armageddon-ed, and help you pass out during the debate tonight. I’m also going to help you negotiate a better job for yourself (which we all I’m sure would like) AND, if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, I’m going to help you budget for the 4th of July, help you avoid getting Armageddon-ed, and help you pass out during the debate tonight. I’m also going to help you negotiate a better job for yourself (which we all I’m sure would like) AND, if there’s time… explore the concept of time itself as well as do a smaller than usual, but still very passionate, rant against A.I.  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>940</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Humanity. Yessir!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/humanity-yessir--60516544</link><description><![CDATA[Virtually none of today's show is actually going to make it on the air. We cover the expectations, and existential questions, surround the presidential debate tomorrow. Plus, we talk a little Bridgerton, some travel, and a hyper-sexual AI bot designed by a company with a CEO who just got arrested. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60516544</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 15:06:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60516544/humanity_yessir.mp3" length="47716494" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed/eb3703dc-eb5a-49d9-8605-0ff75dfa15ed.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Virtually none of today's show is actually going to make it on the air. We cover the expectations, and existential questions, surround the presidential debate tomorrow. Plus, we talk a little Bridgerton, some travel, and a hyper-sexual AI bot designed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Virtually none of today's show is actually going to make it on the air. We cover the expectations, and existential questions, surround the presidential debate tomorrow. Plus, we talk a little Bridgerton, some travel, and a hyper-sexual AI bot designed by a company with a CEO who just got arrested. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1193</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Always The Bridesmaid</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/always-the-bridesmaid--60504683</link><description><![CDATA[Today, we cover some tips for the 4th of July for your pets and guests. Plus, we have the top destination "dupes" for vacation this year... so if you're looking for a cheaper vacation to a worse location, look out Murfreesboro here you come!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60504683</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 16:05:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60504683/always_the_bridesmaid.mp3" length="13616758" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db/62f5cc87-1c1b-48d6-81b7-80fc1b93b6db.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, we cover some tips for the 4th of July for your pets and guests. Plus, we have the top destination "dupes" for vacation this year... so if you're looking for a cheaper vacation to a worse location, look out Murfreesboro here you come!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, we cover some tips for the 4th of July for your pets and guests. Plus, we have the top destination "dupes" for vacation this year... so if you're looking for a cheaper vacation to a worse location, look out Murfreesboro here you come!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>851</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Keep Score</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-keep-score--60493920</link><description><![CDATA[Today we cover artist drama from Dave, Taylor and JT. Plus, the friendliest countries in the world to visit, the tallest teenager in the world and keeping score in a relationship.<br /><br />OH! AND THE CICADAS ARE ZOMBIES AND ON METH!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60493920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 18:42:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60493920/dont_keep_score.mp3" length="40804494" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963/4de74d49-4346-4d5e-b748-f28833e92963.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we cover artist drama from Dave, Taylor and JT. Plus, the friendliest countries in the world to visit, the tallest teenager in the world and keeping score in a relationship.

OH! AND THE CICADAS ARE ZOMBIES AND ON METH!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we cover artist drama from Dave, Taylor and JT. Plus, the friendliest countries in the world to visit, the tallest teenager in the world and keeping score in a relationship.<br /><br />OH! AND THE CICADAS ARE ZOMBIES AND ON METH!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1021</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Worst Lyrics Ever</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-lyrics-ever--60463006</link><description><![CDATA[Today we make a huge mistake, and breakdown the worst song lyrics of all time. I mean, we talk about some other stuff too... but the song lyric thing is ROUGH. Just a warning. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60463006</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 15:21:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60463006/worst_lyrics_ever.mp3" length="51712974" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115/90b28d4e-3300-4236-bbeb-22f44792e115.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we make a huge mistake, and breakdown the worst song lyrics of all time. I mean, we talk about some other stuff too... but the song lyric thing is ROUGH. Just a warning. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we make a huge mistake, and breakdown the worst song lyrics of all time. I mean, we talk about some other stuff too... but the song lyric thing is ROUGH. Just a warning. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1293</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Time Players Making Big Time Plays</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-time-players-making-big-time-plays--60452241</link><description><![CDATA[Today we learn about how much money people actually have, how old people actually feel AND how to repurpose old &amp; terrible chewing gum into something much, much worse: marketing to kid's insecurities. Fun fun. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60452241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2024 16:32:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60452241/big_time_players_making_big_time_plays.mp3" length="44051214" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we learn about how much money people actually have, how old people actually feel AND how to repurpose old &amp;amp; terrible chewing gum into something much, much worse: marketing to kid's insecurities. Fun fun. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we learn about how much money people actually have, how old people actually feel AND how to repurpose old &amp; terrible chewing gum into something much, much worse: marketing to kid's insecurities. Fun fun. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1102</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>As An Emmy Winner...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/as-an-emmy-winner--60424981</link><description><![CDATA[Hey looks who's back! Today we talk a human victory over AI, surgeons general warmings for social media and how much better we ware at being Americans than Arkansas. Bold claim? Not at all. And the proof is in the numbers. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60424981</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:01:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60424981/as_an_emmy_winner.mp3" length="40749774" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270/54fd5e33-8d51-45a7-94f5-4c8c9544f270.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey looks who's back! Today we talk a human victory over AI, surgeons general warmings for social media and how much better we ware at being Americans than Arkansas. Bold claim? Not at all. And the proof is in the numbers. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey looks who's back! Today we talk a human victory over AI, surgeons general warmings for social media and how much better we ware at being Americans than Arkansas. Bold claim? Not at all. And the proof is in the numbers. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1019</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Less Than A Year</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/less-than-a-year--60291859</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when a previously uncontacted Amazon tribe finally gets the internet? Find out tonight on an all new episode of whatever they name this terrible and tragic reality show. <br /><br />Anyway - we have the actual answer plus a bunch more in today's show. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60291859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2024 20:23:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60291859/less_than_a_year.mp3" length="23216910" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c/0d91a60d-1d2c-42d8-8815-fab0ab2e815c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when a previously uncontacted Amazon tribe finally gets the internet? Find out tonight on an all new episode of whatever they name this terrible and tragic reality show. 

Anyway - we have the actual answer plus a bunch more in today's show. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when a previously uncontacted Amazon tribe finally gets the internet? Find out tonight on an all new episode of whatever they name this terrible and tragic reality show. <br /><br />Anyway - we have the actual answer plus a bunch more in today's show. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1451</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Soap Gonna Getcha, Idiot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-soap-gonna-getcha-idiot--60276275</link><description><![CDATA[We've got ourselves a new silver medalist soda on the podium. Truly, this is the dawning of a new age. Plus, show frequency according to ex-football players and just how scarily early girls start to get blasted with body image stuff. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60276275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:42:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60276275/big_soap_gonna_getcha.mp3" length="16021902" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got ourselves a new silver medalist soda on the podium. Truly, this is the dawning of a new age. Plus, show frequency according to ex-football players and just how scarily early girls start to get blasted with body image stuff. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got ourselves a new silver medalist soda on the podium. Truly, this is the dawning of a new age. Plus, show frequency according to ex-football players and just how scarily early girls start to get blasted with body image stuff. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1002</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unconscious</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unconscious--60264847</link><description><![CDATA[Today we rally after a rough weekend of puking and bowling. In that order, btw. Plus we hit the most commonly misspelled word in the state and the stuff you hated as a kid but now love as an adult. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60264847</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2024 17:32:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60264847/unconscious.mp3" length="12191886" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we rally after a rough weekend of puking and bowling. In that order, btw. Plus we hit the most commonly misspelled word in the state and the stuff you hated as a kid but now love as an adult. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we rally after a rough weekend of puking and bowling. In that order, btw. Plus we hit the most commonly misspelled word in the state and the stuff you hated as a kid but now love as an adult. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>762</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Stop Believin'</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-stop-believin--60212488</link><description><![CDATA[Today we rush through a couple hot...er, trending?... whatever, videos. Plus, the best places to raise a family, hint it's not the place with Mormon crickets. And some other stuff, idk. We hauled ass today. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60212488</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 18:25:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60212488/dont_stop_believin.mp3" length="12611214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018/afd996c4-c6dd-41bb-8eef-5c4c5397b018.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we rush through a couple hot...er, trending?... whatever, videos. Plus, the best places to raise a family, hint it's not the place with Mormon crickets. And some other stuff, idk. We hauled ass today. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we rush through a couple hot...er, trending?... whatever, videos. Plus, the best places to raise a family, hint it's not the place with Mormon crickets. And some other stuff, idk. We hauled ass today. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allergies,area,best,cricket,family,gaga,lady,moana,peanut,raise,scotty,sludge,state</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blame It On The Sky</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blame-it-on-the-sky--60199196</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for all your kooky friends to start blaming their problems on the sky, AGAIN. Another thing up there is happening. Plus, the most annoying things happening in America as we speak... and the Postal Service would like a word. Today's show, everyone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60199196</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60199196/blame_it_on_the_sky.mp3" length="19361166" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9923bd1e-b7d0-4cd0-aa54-4a3877812c52/9923bd1e-b7d0-4cd0-aa54-4a3877812c52.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for all your kooky friends to start blaming their problems on the sky, AGAIN. Another thing up there is happening. Plus, the most annoying things happening in America as we speak... and the Postal Service would like a word. Today's show,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for all your kooky friends to start blaming their problems on the sky, AGAIN. Another thing up there is happening. Plus, the most annoying things happening in America as we speak... and the Postal Service would like a word. Today's show, everyone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,align,annoying,complaining,midwest,missouri,mo,planets,politicians,sky,springfield,stars,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Top 10 Apples of All Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/top-10-apples-of-all-time--60162830</link><description><![CDATA[Today we (for the most part) break down what Apple Music claims is the "Top 10 Best Albums of All-Time." Fair warning - rage may ensue. BUT, there is a baby kangaroo in this episode so that may help. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60162830</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2024 15:45:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60162830/top_10_apples_of_all_time.mp3" length="22451598" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de/9a7d640f-f476-47de-b9f6-489fd00be9de.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we (for the most part) break down what Apple Music claims is the "Top 10 Best Albums of All-Time." Fair warning - rage may ensue. BUT, there is a baby kangaroo in this episode so that may help. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we (for the most part) break down what Apple Music claims is the "Top 10 Best Albums of All-Time." Fair warning - rage may ensue. BUT, there is a baby kangaroo in this episode so that may help. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1404</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10,albums,all,baby,countdown,day,ever,kangaroo,memorial,music,time,top</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Monopoly According to Flavor Flav</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/monopoly-according-to-flavor-flav--60149889</link><description><![CDATA[Today we discuss how I ruined my kid's first day of Summer break. Plus, the hero coming to save seafood, a civil war on the verge and the most unhappy decade of your like according to science/limited personal experience. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60149889</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60149889/monopoly_according_to_flavor_flav.mp3" length="18982158" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389/8b014027-b51e-4c9e-917f-93f7d819a389.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we discuss how I ruined my kid's first day of Summer break. Plus, the hero coming to save seafood, a civil war on the verge and the most unhappy decade of your like according to science/limited personal experience. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we discuss how I ruined my kid's first day of Summer break. Plus, the hero coming to save seafood, a civil war on the verge and the most unhappy decade of your like according to science/limited personal experience. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>40s,aging,break,civil,decade,kids,monopoly,pizza,politeness,summer,war</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let's Try Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-s-try-again--60138050</link><description><![CDATA[After a full week away, and one very not-publish-able episode yesterday, I'm back in the pocket. Which turns out, might not even be a thing to aspire to. More inside. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60138050</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2024 20:11:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60138050/lets_try_again.mp3" length="15902094" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452/3c646002-55ca-422f-bcaa-fe4a14bad452.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a full week away, and one very not-publish-able episode yesterday, I'm back in the pocket. Which turns out, might not even be a thing to aspire to. More inside. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a full week away, and one very not-publish-able episode yesterday, I'm back in the pocket. Which turns out, might not even be a thing to aspire to. More inside. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>994</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tell Me More About How Hard It Is</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tell-me-more-about-how-hard-it-is--60031353</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk how women are getting a glimpse of the other side of being single. Plus how tech companies are protecting you from stalking and all the details about The Office spinoff we know.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60031353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 17:48:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60031353/tell_me_more_about_how_hard_it_is.mp3" length="16198926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk how women are getting a glimpse of the other side of being single. Plus how tech companies are protecting you from stalking and all the details about The Office spinoff we know.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk how women are getting a glimpse of the other side of being single. Plus how tech companies are protecting you from stalking and all the details about The Office spinoff we know.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1013</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Price of Fish</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-price-of-fish--60007290</link><description><![CDATA[Today's episode explores the literal, ethical, spiritual and financial cost of purchasing fish in 2024. Specifically... buying goldfish. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60007290</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 16:59:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60007290/the_price_of_fish.mp3" length="19369230" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's episode explores the literal, ethical, spiritual and financial cost of purchasing fish in 2024. Specifically... buying goldfish. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's episode explores the literal, ethical, spiritual and financial cost of purchasing fish in 2024. Specifically... buying goldfish. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1211</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Better-ish Than We Had It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/better-ish-than-we-had-it--59951329</link><description><![CDATA[Today we discuss buying the house you grew up in, how to gauge if we're doing better than our parents did, and what your texting style says about your age. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59951329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2024 19:43:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59951329/betterish_than_we_had_it.mp3" length="38675292" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03/f1c41c5d-11c0-4314-b456-1c007701ac03.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we discuss buying the house you grew up in, how to gauge if we're doing better than our parents did, and what your texting style says about your age. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we discuss buying the house you grew up in, how to gauge if we're doing better than our parents did, and what your texting style says about your age. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>967</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How We Do It 201</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-we-do-it-201--59924062</link><description><![CDATA[Today we deep dive into how we do... BUNNY...um, sorry, where was I? Ah yes. Weather. How we do weather. Seems like the right thing to do today, being as so therefore and so forth you know... weather. Anyway, pretty boring but there is a special guest appearance about halfway through that may keep your interest. Hint - it's a rabbit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59924062</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 14:41:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59924062/how_we_do_it_201.mp3" length="16403982" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7/948c3474-a233-4014-b32d-1e9c446dfbf7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we deep dive into how we do... BUNNY...um, sorry, where was I? Ah yes. Weather. How we do weather. Seems like the right thing to do today, being as so therefore and so forth you know... weather. Anyway, pretty boring but there is a special guest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we deep dive into how we do... BUNNY...um, sorry, where was I? Ah yes. Weather. How we do weather. Seems like the right thing to do today, being as so therefore and so forth you know... weather. Anyway, pretty boring but there is a special guest appearance about halfway through that may keep your interest. Hint - it's a rabbit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1026</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Heavy Butter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/heavy-butter--59901848</link><description><![CDATA[Today we go full fat into the American Dream, Anxiety and Meds. Specifically: how much it costs, how to relax into it and who's taking what. Should be fun. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59901848</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 16:14:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59901848/heavy_butter.mp3" length="18262158" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707/453c2cde-7418-49ef-8071-2e7089181707.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we go full fat into the American Dream, Anxiety and Meds. Specifically: how much it costs, how to relax into it and who's taking what. Should be fun. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we go full fat into the American Dream, Anxiety and Meds. Specifically: how much it costs, how to relax into it and who's taking what. Should be fun. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1142</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You'll Never Get All 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-ll-never-get-all-3--59873538</link><description><![CDATA[Today we find out what America's favorite cocktails are, who employers are actually searcing for and when Mother's Day is. Here's a tip... don't end a sentence on a preposition. Also, Sunday. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59873538</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2024 15:56:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59873538/you_ll_never_get_all_3.mp3" length="18491022" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9/20211d7a-4710-400b-bab3-8d575bfd24d9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we find out what America's favorite cocktails are, who employers are actually searcing for and when Mother's Day is. Here's a tip... don't end a sentence on a preposition. Also, Sunday. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we find out what America's favorite cocktails are, who employers are actually searcing for and when Mother's Day is. Here's a tip... don't end a sentence on a preposition. Also, Sunday. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1156</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cocktails,crime,day,employers,jail,jobs,mothers,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Home For Romance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-home-for-romance--59733604</link><description><![CDATA[You already know that it comes to romance, I'm your man. However, if there was ever a need for proof - let me enter Episode 64 of The Girlie Show into the record.<br /><br />Maybe I should have waited til episode 69. Nice. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59733604</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 14:55:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59733604/your_home_for_romance.mp3" length="16318734" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5/63135055-5cac-4027-9a89-de87a112f8f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You already know that it comes to romance, I'm your man. However, if there was ever a need for proof - let me enter Episode 64 of The Girlie Show into the record.

Maybe I should have waited til episode 69. Nice. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You already know that it comes to romance, I'm your man. However, if there was ever a need for proof - let me enter Episode 64 of The Girlie Show into the record.<br /><br />Maybe I should have waited til episode 69. Nice. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1020</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One Third Just Don't Care</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-third-just-don-t-care--59698071</link><description><![CDATA[Today we cover moving the Super Bowl to Presidents Day, how people really feel about banning TikTok and why A Handmaid's Tale may be more reality today than ever. Which one does the title of the show apply to? Tune in to find out. Tonight at 11. With Anchor Tanya Terrific. And Weatherman Chester Thunderclap. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59698071</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 14:06:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59698071/one_third_just_dont_care.mp3" length="20714766" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978/de9ef802-8d31-4653-9d71-2e3f19efc978.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we cover moving the Super Bowl to Presidents Day, how people really feel about banning TikTok and why A Handmaid's Tale may be more reality today than ever. Which one does the title of the show apply to? Tune in to find out. Tonight at 11. With...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we cover moving the Super Bowl to Presidents Day, how people really feel about banning TikTok and why A Handmaid's Tale may be more reality today than ever. Which one does the title of the show apply to? Tune in to find out. Tonight at 11. With Anchor Tanya Terrific. And Weatherman Chester Thunderclap. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Watch Where You Step</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/watch-where-you-step--59665911</link><description><![CDATA[Today we rewind 8 years - and then 7 years - and then 14ish years - to an incendent that helped shape how I handle people who suck. Maybe, on this rainy day, it may help you. Or maybe, I just didn't feel like prepping an actual show. Either way... enjoy. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59665911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59665911/watch_where_you_step.mp3" length="18803214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc/43643f47-74e4-49f8-91ce-344f14d0adbc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we rewind 8 years - and then 7 years - and then 14ish years - to an incendent that helped shape how I handle people who suck. Maybe, on this rainy day, it may help you. Or maybe, I just didn't feel like prepping an actual show. Either way... enjoy. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we rewind 8 years - and then 7 years - and then 14ish years - to an incendent that helped shape how I handle people who suck. Maybe, on this rainy day, it may help you. Or maybe, I just didn't feel like prepping an actual show. Either way... enjoy. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1176</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Then How Did The Cherries Get There?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/then-how-did-the-cherries-get-there--59633285</link><description><![CDATA[Today we have cause for celebration and concern. We celebrate because one of the biggest hurdles for American workers was just been torn down (however temporary it might be). And concern, because one of the most popular myths in American history might have just been proven true (or false, still not sure what happened). Either way - it's worth a listen. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59633285</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 15:57:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59633285/then_how_did_the_cherries_get_there.mp3" length="20586126" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8/e1583aa2-dc54-453a-97e0-65da168e86a8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we have cause for celebration and concern. We celebrate because one of the biggest hurdles for American workers was just been torn down (however temporary it might be). And concern, because one of the most popular myths in American history might...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we have cause for celebration and concern. We celebrate because one of the biggest hurdles for American workers was just been torn down (however temporary it might be). And concern, because one of the most popular myths in American history might have just been proven true (or false, still not sure what happened). Either way - it's worth a listen. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1287</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Got You To 40 Now Its On You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-got-you-to-40-now-its-on-you--59616741</link><description><![CDATA[Today, I come clean about what being 40 has been like the first 6 weeks into the decade. Honestly, I'm lucky to be alive to tell the tale at this rate. We also discuss vacations vs vacation dreaming, how much your mental is suffering at work and Madonna getting sued for... being Madonna?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59616741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 16:07:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59616741/we_got_you_to_40_now_its_on_you.mp3" length="18732942" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12/fb3f57ec-5068-4cbb-8626-db95962dba12.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, I come clean about what being 40 has been like the first 6 weeks into the decade. Honestly, I'm lucky to be alive to tell the tale at this rate. We also discuss vacations vs vacation dreaming, how much your mental is suffering at work and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, I come clean about what being 40 has been like the first 6 weeks into the decade. Honestly, I'm lucky to be alive to tell the tale at this rate. We also discuss vacations vs vacation dreaming, how much your mental is suffering at work and Madonna getting sued for... being Madonna?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1171</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Call Them What They Is</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/call-them-what-they-is--59503553</link><description><![CDATA[Today we cover the "World's Most Boring Tourist Attraction" being in our own backyard. Plus, the Top 5 negative words parents use with their kids and the strange, yet effective, new use for Axe Body Spray. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59503553</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 15:41:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59503553/call_them_what_they_is.mp3" length="17032206" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53/681cf07d-95b4-4a10-a90e-4a6d0c411b53.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we cover the "World's Most Boring Tourist Attraction" being in our own backyard. Plus, the Top 5 negative words parents use with their kids and the strange, yet effective, new use for Axe Body Spray. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we cover the "World's Most Boring Tourist Attraction" being in our own backyard. Plus, the Top 5 negative words parents use with their kids and the strange, yet effective, new use for Axe Body Spray. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1065</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Number 398</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/number-398--59489982</link><description><![CDATA[Too much stuff, too little time. Actually, we have plenty of time. I'm just choosing to smoosh Taylor Swift, Twitter bots, the Library of Congress, AI, sleep stats and the most diverse cities in America into a meager 12 minute. Well done, Clint. Well done.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59489982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 14:57:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59489982/number_398.mp3" length="13296654" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668/8ecb0d45-040b-4d09-bed2-46d6fde28668.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Too much stuff, too little time. Actually, we have plenty of time. I'm just choosing to smoosh Taylor Swift, Twitter bots, the Library of Congress, AI, sleep stats and the most diverse cities in America into a meager 12 minute. Well done, Clint. Well...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Too much stuff, too little time. Actually, we have plenty of time. I'm just choosing to smoosh Taylor Swift, Twitter bots, the Library of Congress, AI, sleep stats and the most diverse cities in America into a meager 12 minute. Well done, Clint. Well done.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>831</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Did It Anyway</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/did-it-anyway--59478284</link><description><![CDATA[Probably shouldn't have done this today. It's already so late...kids are already home... so I'm publishing with my 5 year old talking to me while eating a bag of chips... I'll transcribe... "Hey dad. One type of bird. Has food. It has it in trees. And they remember where they are, even if it... if they has it yesterday and they didn't eat them yesterday and then they come to the tree and ate it."<br /><br />Still better than whatever I said in today's show. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59478284</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59478284/did_it_anyway.mp3" length="13443342" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af/515aed88-7975-4093-9440-4bd7df08a5af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Probably shouldn't have done this today. It's already so late...kids are already home... so I'm publishing with my 5 year old talking to me while eating a bag of chips... I'll transcribe... "Hey dad. One type of bird. Has food. It has it in trees. And...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Probably shouldn't have done this today. It's already so late...kids are already home... so I'm publishing with my 5 year old talking to me while eating a bag of chips... I'll transcribe... "Hey dad. One type of bird. Has food. It has it in trees. And they remember where they are, even if it... if they has it yesterday and they didn't eat them yesterday and then they come to the tree and ate it."<br /><br />Still better than whatever I said in today's show. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>841</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Feel The Fear</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/feel-the-fear--59395717</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show can be summmmmmmmmmed up in one word: Fear. But make no mistake, there's nothing scary about it. Just some tips and tricks to help you live...(throws up in mouth a little)... fearlessly. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59395717</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 16:00:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59395717/feel_the_fear.mp3" length="16109467" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8/1bcccf42-92b3-43ca-8c29-646ad3fd5db8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show can be summmmmmmmmmed up in one word: Fear. But make no mistake, there's nothing scary about it. Just some tips and tricks to help you live...(throws up in mouth a little)... fearlessly. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show can be summmmmmmmmmed up in one word: Fear. But make no mistake, there's nothing scary about it. Just some tips and tricks to help you live...(throws up in mouth a little)... fearlessly. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arkansas,chicken,farmer,fearlessly,funny,living,missouri,mo,ozarks,springfield</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thanks Johnsonville</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thanks-johnsonville--59366849</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show - inexplicably and delightfully - is brought you by Johnsonville. Today we cover Springfield Cardinals opening day, how to save more money at Walmart, the dirtiest places in your home and how Americans agree on more than we think. Again - somehow all brought to you by Johnsonville, the sausage company. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59366849</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 14:46:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59366849/thanks_johnsonville.mp3" length="33407044" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443/b1a0c970-5331-4bd0-92ef-0fb5e44a1443.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show - inexplicably and delightfully - is brought you by Johnsonville. Today we cover Springfield Cardinals opening day, how to save more money at Walmart, the dirtiest places in your home and how Americans agree on more than we think. Again -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show - inexplicably and delightfully - is brought you by Johnsonville. Today we cover Springfield Cardinals opening day, how to save more money at Walmart, the dirtiest places in your home and how Americans agree on more than we think. Again - somehow all brought to you by Johnsonville, the sausage company. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>836</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americans,cleaning,couples,disagree,drinking,johnsonville,mo,money,sausages,saving,springfield,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>But... What If Its Cloudy?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/but-what-if-its-cloudy--59346759</link><description><![CDATA[Bear with me - I'm a little stuffy and sniffly today. Whatever this Spring allergies/cold/sickness thing is that has wrecked our family in the last week will NOT keep me from covering the biggest event of the entire year: The Eclipse. So, ya, I guess let's talk about that. (WTF is even an eclipse?)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59346759</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2024 15:15:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59346759/but_what_if_its_cloudy.mp3" length="34570254" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe/3f7d2b26-ae44-4db2-8762-05c100b0fafe.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bear with me - I'm a little stuffy and sniffly today. Whatever this Spring allergies/cold/sickness thing is that has wrecked our family in the last week will NOT keep me from covering the biggest event of the entire year: The Eclipse. So, ya, I guess...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bear with me - I'm a little stuffy and sniffly today. Whatever this Spring allergies/cold/sickness thing is that has wrecked our family in the last week will NOT keep me from covering the biggest event of the entire year: The Eclipse. So, ya, I guess let's talk about that. (WTF is even an eclipse?)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>865</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,eclipse,missouri,mo,solar,springfield</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sickness and Greed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sickness-and-greed--59277421</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show starts with a non-recommended remedy for a sore throat and ended with a self-righteous soliloquy on business and greed. I mean, we talk about some other stuff in between there but who can remember?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59277421</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59277421/sickness_and_greed.mp3" length="40548484" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31/e372e4b6-a6d5-439e-8d89-41338afade31.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show starts with a non-recommended remedy for a sore throat and ended with a self-righteous soliloquy on business and greed. I mean, we talk about some other stuff in between there but who can remember?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show starts with a non-recommended remedy for a sore throat and ended with a self-righteous soliloquy on business and greed. I mean, we talk about some other stuff in between there but who can remember?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1014</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buisiness,cold,greed,missouri,mo,other,politics,remedy,springfield,stuff</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bad Audio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-audio--59261432</link><description><![CDATA[Today we reacp the iHeartRadio Music Awards/Storm Warnings - PLUS, how song lyrics are getting dumber and where in the office the germs are hiding.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59261432</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 13:54:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59261432/bad_audio.mp3" length="19203201" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8/7a1f7326-cbe7-4640-8f9a-318e7db605d8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we reacp the iHeartRadio Music Awards/Storm Warnings - PLUS, how song lyrics are getting dumber and where in the office the germs are hiding.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we reacp the iHeartRadio Music Awards/Storm Warnings - PLUS, how song lyrics are getting dumber and where in the office the germs are hiding.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1201</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>So Money</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/so-money--59251701</link><description><![CDATA[April Fools? No. iHeartRadio Music Awards? I mean, yes but no. Money stuff? All day. It's all money today - how to talk about it, who should get it and how to give it away later. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59251701</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 19:17:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59251701/so_money.mp3" length="49022094" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00/a156a472-adcb-4db1-9866-7e74e9f50d00.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>April Fools? No. iHeartRadio Music Awards? I mean, yes but no. Money stuff? All day. It's all money today - how to talk about it, who should get it and how to give it away later. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[April Fools? No. iHeartRadio Music Awards? I mean, yes but no. Money stuff? All day. It's all money today - how to talk about it, who should get it and how to give it away later. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1226</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Ultimate Showsman Returns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-ultimate-showsman-returns--59208598</link><description><![CDATA[Today we finally pay off the 48 hours long and super vague tease from the last episode... and it doesn't even come close to fulfilling the expectation. But ya, besides that let down, the rest of the show is hot and fast with a ton of info and a little fun. Good to be back. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59208598</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2024 15:03:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59208598/the_ultimate_showsman_returns.mp3" length="51932814" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24/f0a44ab4-6b1c-4a60-9b28-7744791bdb24.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we finally pay off the 48 hours long and super vague tease from the last episode... and it doesn't even come close to fulfilling the expectation. But ya, besides that let down, the rest of the show is hot and fast with a ton of info and a little...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we finally pay off the 48 hours long and super vague tease from the last episode... and it doesn't even come close to fulfilling the expectation. But ya, besides that let down, the rest of the show is hot and fast with a ton of info and a little fun. Good to be back. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boat,media,missouri,mo,social,springfield,swift,taylor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Kind of People Is This?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-kind-of-people-is-this--59165282</link><description><![CDATA[Do you ever think that you've given yourself an ulcer? Or are starting to? Either way - while slowing forming a rotting ball of fire in the pit of my stomach, today's show is full of fun, Monday &amp; weather beating topics like - sleep travel, boomer lawsuits and a 30-minute Bluey themed break from your kids. Enjoy! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59165282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 14:58:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59165282/what_kind_of_people_is_this.mp3" length="19695941" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581/69c887cd-73b8-4e50-8e3b-8b251d026581.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Do you ever think that you've given yourself an ulcer? Or are starting to? Either way - while slowing forming a rotting ball of fire in the pit of my stomach, today's show is full of fun, Monday &amp;amp; weather beating topics like - sleep travel, boomer...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you ever think that you've given yourself an ulcer? Or are starting to? Either way - while slowing forming a rotting ball of fire in the pit of my stomach, today's show is full of fun, Monday &amp; weather beating topics like - sleep travel, boomer lawsuits and a 30-minute Bluey themed break from your kids. Enjoy! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>better,bluey,boomer,gap,generation,law,lawsuits,missouri,mo,nightclub,sleep,special,springfield,travel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Especially Especially You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/especially-especially-you--59128633</link><description><![CDATA[Ok, back to it. Today we hit poison fruits, America's favorite dogs AND how venting to your friend doesn't actually work. It's true. Which makes you venters kind of jerks. Just saying. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59128633</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2024 17:27:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59128633/especially_especially_you.mp3" length="43082884" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969/69f63b23-2eae-4467-8faa-7ecb37379969.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ok, back to it. Today we hit poison fruits, America's favorite dogs AND how venting to your friend doesn't actually work. It's true. Which makes you venters kind of jerks. Just saying. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ok, back to it. Today we hit poison fruits, America's favorite dogs AND how venting to your friend doesn't actually work. It's true. Which makes you venters kind of jerks. Just saying. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1077</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,breeds,dog,fruits,frustrations,health,missouri,mo,springfield,venting,wellness,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SPECIAL EPISODE - Bill Burr Interview</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-episode-bill-burr-interview--59113654</link><description><![CDATA[Hey! Bill Burr is here! He's coming to Missouri State this Saturday so before his Springfield stop we chop it up a little bit about being older dads, his current show and... Yakov? Here's the full interview: ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59113654</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:39:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59113654/special_episode_bill_burr_interview.mp3" length="41536974" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742/95bc9a6b-d369-41b7-b59c-469450af1742.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey! Bill Burr is here! He's coming to Missouri State this Saturday so before his Springfield stop we chop it up a little bit about being older dads, his current show and... Yakov? Here's the full interview: </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey! Bill Burr is here! He's coming to Missouri State this Saturday so before his Springfield stop we chop it up a little bit about being older dads, his current show and... Yakov? Here's the full interview: ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1039</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bill,burr,comedy,comic,dad,leo,missouri,mo,movies,older,parenting,shows,springfield,stand,tv,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First Day of Spring</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-day-of-spring--59102300</link><description><![CDATA[Happy first day of Spring! (FYI - I have to say that. Every 'radio douche' in the country is saying it today and I don't want to be left out of the Christmas cookie exchange this year... again). Today we discuss the outdated American work day, the new James Bond, and how your reusable shopping bag may be killing the environment more than actually helping it. <br /><br />Also, we preview what could potentially be a big deal of a guest tomorrow. Just a heads up. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59102300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:02:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59102300/first_day_of_spring.mp3" length="15256206" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2/1fc11ca5-179d-4452-aa31-0322a5ad29e2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy first day of Spring! (FYI - I have to say that. Every 'radio douche' in the country is saying it today and I don't want to be left out of the Christmas cookie exchange this year... again). Today we discuss the outdated American work day, the new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy first day of Spring! (FYI - I have to say that. Every 'radio douche' in the country is saying it today and I don't want to be left out of the Christmas cookie exchange this year... again). Today we discuss the outdated American work day, the new James Bond, and how your reusable shopping bag may be killing the environment more than actually helping it. <br /><br />Also, we preview what could potentially be a big deal of a guest tomorrow. Just a heads up. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>954</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>day,enviromentalism,first,kids,missouri,mo,ozarks,planet,save,spring,springfield,the</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spring Break Hangover</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spring-break-hangover--59091242</link><description><![CDATA[Back from vacation just in time for.... nothing. Like, really, nothing important at all today. I mean, we found stuff to talk about - hangover cures, Target checkout getting easier, the weekly Taylor Swift record breaker - but still. We're taking the idea of easing back in REALLY literally today. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59091242</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 19:31:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59091242/spring_break_hangover.mp3" length="34350414" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8/4203396b-39a3-46e8-94ef-db8e38588fb8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back from vacation just in time for.... nothing. Like, really, nothing important at all today. I mean, we found stuff to talk about - hangover cures, Target checkout getting easier, the weekly Taylor Swift record breaker - but still. We're taking the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back from vacation just in time for.... nothing. Like, really, nothing important at all today. I mean, we found stuff to talk about - hangover cures, Target checkout getting easier, the weekly Taylor Swift record breaker - but still. We're taking the idea of easing back in REALLY literally today. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>859</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Double Her Work</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/double-her-work--58970551</link><description><![CDATA[Today we celebrate International Women's Day by dragging the company for what I believe is the dumbest thing they've ever done in the name of "honor and celebration." But the dumbness... dumbitity?... doesn't stop there. Because it seems to be a theme today. So don't grab your underwear and come on over for the 44th edition of whateverthefuh this is. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58970551</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 14:08:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58970551/double_her_work.mp3" length="46641294" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b/f55ff065-72ca-4827-8c96-d5fce1e9a30b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we celebrate International Women's Day by dragging the company for what I believe is the dumbest thing they've ever done in the name of "honor and celebration." But the dumbness... dumbitity?... doesn't stop there. Because it seems to be a theme...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we celebrate International Women's Day by dragging the company for what I believe is the dumbest thing they've ever done in the name of "honor and celebration." But the dumbness... dumbitity?... doesn't stop there. Because it seems to be a theme today. So don't grab your underwear and come on over for the 44th edition of whateverthefuh this is. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1166</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>celebration,day,dumb,honor,international,louis,st,underwear,women,womens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Shall Name Him Whathafuh</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-shall-name-him-whathafuh--58959031</link><description><![CDATA[I'm gonna make a prediction, and I don't think I'm too far out on a limb here - one of the topics we talk about on today's show will eventually lead to the destruction of all mankind. "Why?" you may be asking yourself... and I wish I had a better reason to give you, but I think we both understand the only plausible explanation here is: Because we can.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58959031</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2024 16:12:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58959031/we_shall_name_him_whathafuh.mp3" length="17853582" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2/cfe14828-fdb8-4d9a-825a-b93bc31151f2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm gonna make a prediction, and I don't think I'm too far out on a limb here - one of the topics we talk about on today's show will eventually lead to the destruction of all mankind. "Why?" you may be asking yourself... and I wish I had a better...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm gonna make a prediction, and I don't think I'm too far out on a limb here - one of the topics we talk about on today's show will eventually lead to the destruction of all mankind. "Why?" you may be asking yourself... and I wish I had a better reason to give you, but I think we both understand the only plausible explanation here is: Because we can.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1116</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cells,day,dinosuars,end,food,gene,help,humanity,mammoth,of,patricks,sleep,st,stem,swift,taylor,texas,wooly</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Regular Ass Wednesday</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/regular-ass-wednesday--58946274</link><description><![CDATA[Did you know that the day after "Super Tuesday" isn't anything? So today, it's just a regular ass Wednesday during which we discuss a food, a new Target subscription program and online fish dating. So ya... pretty much par for the hump.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58946274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2024 16:03:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58946274/regular_ass_wednesday.mp3" length="41532174" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d/6ec28479-eb3f-43f7-8918-2757cc0a118d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you know that the day after "Super Tuesday" isn't anything? So today, it's just a regular ass Wednesday during which we discuss a food, a new Target subscription program and online fish dating. So ya... pretty much par for the hump.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you know that the day after "Super Tuesday" isn't anything? So today, it's just a regular ass Wednesday during which we discuss a food, a new Target subscription program and online fish dating. So ya... pretty much par for the hump.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1039</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Way Too Deep In Cool</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/way-too-deep-in-cool--58934381</link><description><![CDATA[I'm not sure what to make of today's show. After getting a full night's sleep for the first time in a few days, we didn't just come in hot - we stayed there the entire time and burned everything from healthy fast food to dudes who think they're cool so obviosuly they're not. It's a fun one, no doubt.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58934381</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 17:24:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58934381/way_too_deep_in_cool.mp3" length="19584270" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a/c3ecc634-9fb1-4b23-b6d6-aec2bfcd828a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm not sure what to make of today's show. After getting a full night's sleep for the first time in a few days, we didn't just come in hot - we stayed there the entire time and burned everything from healthy fast food to dudes who think they're cool...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm not sure what to make of today's show. After getting a full night's sleep for the first time in a few days, we didn't just come in hot - we stayed there the entire time and burned everything from healthy fast food to dudes who think they're cool so obviosuly they're not. It's a fun one, no doubt.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1224</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Mere Few Hours</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-mere-few-hours--58923955</link><description><![CDATA[Just a few hours ago... things got really screwy. The police were called. Strikeouts were had. Steaks were eaten. Pukes were puked. And that was just Sunday afternoon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58923955</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 18:55:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58923955/a_mere_few_hours.mp3" length="49180494" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0/94423880-8e97-476b-ac92-322bf6522ee0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just a few hours ago... things got really screwy. The police were called. Strikeouts were had. Steaks were eaten. Pukes were puked. And that was just Sunday afternoon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just a few hours ago... things got really screwy. The police were called. Strikeouts were had. Steaks were eaten. Pukes were puked. And that was just Sunday afternoon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1230</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>So This Is 40, Huh?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/so-this-is-40-huh--58889922</link><description><![CDATA[Today, as a masochistic birthday exercise, we try as hard as we possibly can to make me feel old. Or nostalgic. Or really anything. And spoiler alert... we fail.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58889922</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2024 15:35:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58889922/so_this_is_40_huh.mp3" length="44698254" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f/5e46831f-8be8-42b2-9427-f33f746fae7f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, as a masochistic birthday exercise, we try as hard as we possibly can to make me feel old. Or nostalgic. Or really anything. And spoiler alert... we fail.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, as a masochistic birthday exercise, we try as hard as we possibly can to make me feel old. Or nostalgic. Or really anything. And spoiler alert... we fail.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>40,birthday,turning</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SPECIAL EPISODE - Of Dinners and Deaths</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-episode-of-dinners-and-deaths--58875711</link><description><![CDATA[There are two ways to describe this show – one of which will certainly describe your personal experience with it.  <br /><br />On today’s Girlie Show, Clint is joined by his 7-year-old daughter to discuss two of her artistic creations this week. One addresses the love of a parent. The other, a death of a parent. Listen as the two bridge the generational divide and find common ground in their own, and in turn our own, humanity.  <br /><br />Or…  <br /><br />On today’s Girlie Show, Clint gets really pissed at his 2nd grade daughter for something she made and kind of yells at her a little bit and then tries to make it up to her by talking about a card she made for her teacher in a sloppy and “less smart than he thinks he is” sort of way.  <br /><br />It’s like a choose your own adventure but for your own interpretation. Should be fun.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58875711</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Feb 2024 13:21:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58875711/special_episode_of_dinner_and_death.mp3" length="42161934" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308/723bead9-3af4-4dd9-8eb9-aa0839c8f308.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are two ways to describe this show – one of which will certainly describe your personal experience with it.  

On today’s Girlie Show, Clint is joined by his 7-year-old daughter to discuss two of her artistic creations this week. One addresses...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are two ways to describe this show – one of which will certainly describe your personal experience with it.  <br /><br />On today’s Girlie Show, Clint is joined by his 7-year-old daughter to discuss two of her artistic creations this week. One addresses the love of a parent. The other, a death of a parent. Listen as the two bridge the generational divide and find common ground in their own, and in turn our own, humanity.  <br /><br />Or…  <br /><br />On today’s Girlie Show, Clint gets really pissed at his 2nd grade daughter for something she made and kind of yells at her a little bit and then tries to make it up to her by talking about a card she made for her teacher in a sloppy and “less smart than he thinks he is” sort of way.  <br /><br />It’s like a choose your own adventure but for your own interpretation. Should be fun.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1054</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>There Has To Be Monsters, Right?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/there-has-to-be-monsters-right--58864433</link><description><![CDATA[It's almost too much today. Full 180 degree turn from yesterday. We're talking tongue thickness and happy cities. Raising rates and comfort foods. Music wars and cults. Have a day, Clint. Have a damn day.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58864433</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2024 14:41:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58864433/there_has_to_be_monsters_right.mp3" length="39332814" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29/c20f2796-2714-4350-b0b5-27c6ee221d29.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's almost too much today. Full 180 degree turn from yesterday. We're talking tongue thickness and happy cities. Raising rates and comfort foods. Music wars and cults. Have a day, Clint. Have a damn day.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's almost too much today. Full 180 degree turn from yesterday. We're talking tongue thickness and happy cities. Raising rates and comfort foods. Music wars and cults. Have a day, Clint. Have a damn day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bob,builder,cities,comfort,dune,foods,happy,inflation,netflix,part,rates,records,springfield,the,tiktok,tongue,two,umg,widest,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>At Least We Ain't Arkansas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/at-least-we-ain-t-arkansas--58855283</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show is a little different than normal because, look, I got a late start at it because I had some things that needed taken care of beforehand so, ya ok, I didn’t prep. And the end result is you and me prepping for the show in a disconnected and jumbled mess. But hey… at least we ain’t Arkansas. Am I right? You’ll get that joke later and spoiler, it’s not even funny.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58855283</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 19:36:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58855283/at_least_we_aint_arkansas.mp3" length="45667854" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080/7e8c066a-d8c9-478e-a382-dceacdd07080.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show is a little different than normal because, look, I got a late start at it because I had some things that needed taken care of beforehand so, ya ok, I didn’t prep. And the end result is you and me prepping for the show in a disconnected...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show is a little different than normal because, look, I got a late start at it because I had some things that needed taken care of beforehand so, ya ok, I didn’t prep. And the end result is you and me prepping for the show in a disconnected and jumbled mess. But hey… at least we ain’t Arkansas. Am I right? You’ll get that joke later and spoiler, it’s not even funny.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1142</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No Way Out of This</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-way-out-of-this--58827523</link><description><![CDATA[The heatwave is on! And apparently, it's messing with my brain because I, for the life of me, can't find a way out of today's topics. Social Media at the Supreme Court? Nothing. Teachers Parental Red Flags. Nope. Office romance!? Come on, really!? Nothing? This sucks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58827523</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2024 17:07:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58827523/no_way_out_of_this.mp3" length="47364664" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c/5dd2984e-25c0-4940-bac5-1ef4d00b327c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The heatwave is on! And apparently, it's messing with my brain because I, for the life of me, can't find a way out of today's topics. Social Media at the Supreme Court? Nothing. Teachers Parental Red Flags. Nope. Office romance!? Come on, really!?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The heatwave is on! And apparently, it's messing with my brain because I, for the life of me, can't find a way out of today's topics. Social Media at the Supreme Court? Nothing. Teachers Parental Red Flags. Nope. Office romance!? Come on, really!? Nothing? This sucks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1185</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>game,heatwave,of,parenting,parents,romance,school,scotus,teachers,thrones,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Average American Studies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/average-american-studies--58776548</link><description><![CDATA[Today we find out how the average American feels about their salaries, their homes and their public bathrooms. I also share some glowing praise for 80's music, and less than glowing criticism for 80's movies.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58776548</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2024 13:21:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58776548/average_american_studies.mp3" length="21269646" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f/9d77301c-7969-490a-86f4-c526f716156f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we find out how the average American feels about their salaries, their homes and their public bathrooms. I also share some glowing praise for 80's music, and less than glowing criticism for 80's movies.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we find out how the average American feels about their salaries, their homes and their public bathrooms. I also share some glowing praise for 80's music, and less than glowing criticism for 80's movies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1330</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,american,bathrooms,bueller,ferris,foreigner,movies,music,public</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Just Enough Hope</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-enough-hope--58765573</link><description><![CDATA[It's a full spectrum of emotion today. From TIME magazine's Women of the Year, to a new-to-me vitamin that can kill you - today we dig deep (ish) to find just enough hope to make it through a regular ol' Wednesday.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58765573</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 15:04:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58765573/just_enough_hope.mp3" length="18853518" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542/fc315a88-6613-4700-9153-e156c7797542.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a full spectrum of emotion today. From TIME magazine's Women of the Year, to a new-to-me vitamin that can kill you - today we dig deep (ish) to find just enough hope to make it through a regular ol' Wednesday.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a full spectrum of emotion today. From TIME magazine's Women of the Year, to a new-to-me vitamin that can kill you - today we dig deep (ish) to find just enough hope to make it through a regular ol' Wednesday.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1179</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>exercise,heart,issues,magazine,money,niacin,of,services,streaming,stretching,swift,taylor,the,time,women,workout,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Late Start for the White Male</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/late-start-for-the-white-male--58754927</link><description><![CDATA[Whoops. Almost forgot to do, you know, my job today. No problem, tho! What I lack in timeliness I more than make up for by looking at everything through my stupid white &amp; male lense! BTW - the set up for that joke is about 14.5 minutes long and not worth it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58754927</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 20:22:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58754927/late_start_for_the_white_male.mp3" length="16883214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d/4c07fced-0633-4af3-bdc0-06287b15ac9d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Whoops. Almost forgot to do, you know, my job today. No problem, tho! What I lack in timeliness I more than make up for by looking at everything through my stupid white &amp;amp; male lense! BTW - the set up for that joke is about 14.5 minutes long and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Whoops. Almost forgot to do, you know, my job today. No problem, tho! What I lack in timeliness I more than make up for by looking at everything through my stupid white &amp; male lense! BTW - the set up for that joke is about 14.5 minutes long and not worth it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1056</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>So Nothing Happened</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/so-nothing-happened--58707465</link><description><![CDATA[If you've ever had someone tell you about the time they almost got in an accident, or about the weird dream they had last night, and you got upset because the significance of the story had nothing to do with anything actually happening – then today’s show is for you.<br /><br />If not...well, you might want to move along. Either way – listen or don’t. I’m not your mom.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58707465</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 15:16:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58707465/so_nothing_happened.mp3" length="15747096" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384/bdcdf2aa-e39a-45c3-b3cf-dcb24fa4b384.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you've ever had someone tell you about the time they almost got in an accident, or about the weird dream they had last night, and you got upset because the significance of the story had nothing to do with anything actually happening – then today’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you've ever had someone tell you about the time they almost got in an accident, or about the weird dream they had last night, and you got upset because the significance of the story had nothing to do with anything actually happening – then today’s show is for you.<br /><br />If not...well, you might want to move along. Either way – listen or don’t. I’m not your mom.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leave Me In The Woods</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leave-me-in-the-woods--58696898</link><description><![CDATA[Today we discover the best way to break at work, the best way to start your day AND the best way to shatter your eardrums. At this point, I think I offer more of a service type show than an entertainment based one... sooooo... you're welcome. Money please.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58696898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 16:31:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58696898/leave_me_in_the_woods.mp3" length="49511694" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369/5ed1aa9e-1033-403a-a410-8685899ca369.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we discover the best way to break at work, the best way to start your day AND the best way to shatter your eardrums. At this point, I think I offer more of a service type show than an entertainment based one... sooooo... you're welcome. Money...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we discover the best way to break at work, the best way to start your day AND the best way to shatter your eardrums. At this point, I think I offer more of a service type show than an entertainment based one... sooooo... you're welcome. Money please.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1238</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>be,being,best,break,day,sick,start,to,unhealthy,way,work,your</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Of Love and Inflation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/of-love-and-inflation--58686427</link><description><![CDATA[It's Valentine's! What an approriate day for me to sandwhich love and romance with financial dread and worry. Probably shouldn't even post it. Regretting it as I type. This is a mistake. You idiot.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58686427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 16:35:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58686427/of_love_and_inflation.mp3" length="17159310" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172/86b58fec-25d3-4109-9697-104a19cd8172.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Valentine's! What an approriate day for me to sandwhich love and romance with financial dread and worry. Probably shouldn't even post it. Regretting it as I type. This is a mistake. You idiot.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Valentine's! What an approriate day for me to sandwhich love and romance with financial dread and worry. Probably shouldn't even post it. Regretting it as I type. This is a mistake. You idiot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1073</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>day,finance,gifts,heartbreak,inflation,love,lovers,romance,valentines</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That Song Bleeping Sucks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-song-bleeping-sucks--58674252</link><description><![CDATA[When someone starts your day with a little venom, they get the fangs. That's not a saying, nor should it be, but neither should this show but here we are. Yes, we address an angry email right off the top - and then hit romance, savings accounts and free chicken wings on the way out. Just another day at the snake pit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58674252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 15:16:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58674252/that_song_bleeping_sucks.mp3" length="16185954" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40/040f84dd-6319-4a33-a88a-0232fbf95d40.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When someone starts your day with a little venom, they get the fangs. That's not a saying, nor should it be, but neither should this show but here we are. Yes, we address an angry email right off the top - and then hit romance, savings accounts and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When someone starts your day with a little venom, they get the fangs. That's not a saying, nor should it be, but neither should this show but here we are. Yes, we address an angry email right off the top - and then hit romance, savings accounts and free chicken wings on the way out. Just another day at the snake pit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1012</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>account,angry,bad,buffalo,cyrus,day,drivers,emails,flowers,free,miley,money,savings,songs,streaming,valentines,wings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Who Really Won?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-really-won--58657557</link><description><![CDATA[Out of all the things that happened last night during Super Bowl LVIII - the game, the halftime show, the ads... THE KISS... what REALLY won the Super Bowl? I'll tell ya - and you'll agree.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58657557</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 15:45:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58657557/who_really_won.mp3" length="20192092" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e/71a75265-c7b8-49c8-b630-7667d684343e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Out of all the things that happened last night during Super Bowl LVIII - the game, the halftime show, the ads... THE KISS... what REALLY won the Super Bowl? I'll tell ya - and you'll agree.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Out of all the things that happened last night during Super Bowl LVIII - the game, the halftime show, the ads... THE KISS... what REALLY won the Super Bowl? I'll tell ya - and you'll agree.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1262</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>49ers,ads,blake,bowl,chiefs,city,fransisco,kansas,lively,san,super,swift,taylor,win</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Not For Me And That's OK</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-not-for-me-and-that-s-ok--58623997</link><description><![CDATA[Today we finally examine the space in between the realization of "that's not for me" and the enlightened realization that should follow: "..and that's okay."<br /><br />And yes, it does have to do with the big babies upset about Taylor's influence on the NFL. Suck it up. It's Super Bowl week. After this, we don't have to do it again.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58623997</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 15:21:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58623997/its_not_for_me_and_thats_ok.mp3" length="16111758" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0/a18a87e2-76c2-420e-a71e-af38ea4e16c0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we finally examine the space in between the realization of "that's not for me" and the enlightened realization that should follow: "..and that's okay."

And yes, it does have to do with the big babies upset about Taylor's influence on the NFL....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we finally examine the space in between the realization of "that's not for me" and the enlightened realization that should follow: "..and that's okay."<br /><br />And yes, it does have to do with the big babies upset about Taylor's influence on the NFL. Suck it up. It's Super Bowl week. After this, we don't have to do it again.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Symposium for a Super Bowl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/symposium-for-a-super-bowl--58611610</link><description><![CDATA[It's time for radio's favorite past time: talking about the Super Bowl. No shortage of it in these final two weekdays leading up to it. So, as we gather here today I invite you to join us for a conversation on food and fare AND THEN stay for the suprise from Disney.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58611610</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58611610/symposium_for_a_super_bowl.mp3" length="45351054" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5/7b9fb8ad-dd8a-49da-9e4b-2e908a1b75b5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's time for radio's favorite past time: talking about the Super Bowl. No shortage of it in these final two weekdays leading up to it. So, as we gather here today I invite you to join us for a conversation on food and fare AND THEN stay for the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's time for radio's favorite past time: talking about the Super Bowl. No shortage of it in these final two weekdays leading up to it. So, as we gather here today I invite you to join us for a conversation on food and fare AND THEN stay for the suprise from Disney.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1134</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mexican Food Only</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mexican-food-only--58600208</link><description><![CDATA[We're gonna skate to one song and one song only: Mexican Food. Specifically, this lazy ass clickbait of an article that KOLR10.com posted about the top 30 mexican food places in Springfield. Spoiler alert - #1 isn't even a mexican food place.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58600208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 16:36:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58600208/mexican_food_only.mp3" length="17418097" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6/4ff73814-75ac-45f1-8622-875d85b408a6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're gonna skate to one song and one song only: Mexican Food. Specifically, this lazy ass clickbait of an article that KOLR10.com posted about the top 30 mexican food places in Springfield. Spoiler alert - #1 isn't even a mexican food place.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're gonna skate to one song and one song only: Mexican Food. Specifically, this lazy ass clickbait of an article that KOLR10.com posted about the top 30 mexican food places in Springfield. Spoiler alert - #1 isn't even a mexican food place.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1089</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>food,mexican,missouri,mo,springfield</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Beer For My Prop Bets</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/beer-for-my-prop-bets--58587443</link><description><![CDATA[After waking up to the news of Toby Keith's passing, we make our way through to Taylor themed Super Bowl prop bets, the best football cities in America, and our relationship goals for 2024 (a month late)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58587443</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 15:43:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58587443/beer_for_my_prop_bets.mp3" length="42793614" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626/283538a0-8979-4984-8c99-b0f906c94626.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After waking up to the news of Toby Keith's passing, we make our way through to Taylor themed Super Bowl prop bets, the best football cities in America, and our relationship goals for 2024 (a month late)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After waking up to the news of Toby Keith's passing, we make our way through to Taylor themed Super Bowl prop bets, the best football cities in America, and our relationship goals for 2024 (a month late)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1070</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beer,best,bets,bowl,football,keith,kelce,prop,relationships,super,taylor,toby</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grammys and Emmys and Musics Oh My</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/grammys-and-emmys-and-musics-oh-my--58577484</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk about last night's Grammy's, how I won an Emmy - and why none of it really matters to me that much. That being said - we filled 17 minutes and that's gotta count for something.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58577484</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 17:40:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58577484/grammys_and_emmys_and_musics_oh_my.mp3" length="16643214" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771/942d162d-b2bc-4cc5-8490-b2e7bd7cb771.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk about last night's Grammy's, how I won an Emmy - and why none of it really matters to me that much. That being said - we filled 17 minutes and that's gotta count for something.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk about last night's Grammy's, how I won an Emmy - and why none of it really matters to me that much. That being said - we filled 17 minutes and that's gotta count for something.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1041</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Two Minutes of Fun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/two-minutes-of-fun--58532168</link><description><![CDATA[We turn up EARLY today. And in between raving at the kids to dress and groom themselves before school, we ponder the romantic qualities of inner city Baltimore and the untrue orgins of Groundhog day. (Special Bonus: This episode contains the title of the show IN the show! See if you can find it)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58532168</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 13:33:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58532168/two_minutes_of_fun.mp3" length="21498126" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f/da6f0b17-9352-4a6c-939f-16ac20ce3f4f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We turn up EARLY today. And in between raving at the kids to dress and groom themselves before school, we ponder the romantic qualities of inner city Baltimore and the untrue orgins of Groundhog day. (Special Bonus: This episode contains the title of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We turn up EARLY today. And in between raving at the kids to dress and groom themselves before school, we ponder the romantic qualities of inner city Baltimore and the untrue orgins of Groundhog day. (Special Bonus: This episode contains the title of the show IN the show! See if you can find it)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1344</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Neighborly Aliens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/neighborly-aliens--58514353</link><description><![CDATA[Today we rush through about 135 topics ranging from local housing to famous neighbors to aliens among us. Sometimes the only way to connect is to throw a bunch of sticky-icky it at the wall and see what sticks. (I realize thats a slang term for weed, but it's just such a great funny combination of letters that it's hard not to use when the oppurtunity presents itself)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58514353</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 15:00:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58514353/neighborly_aliens.mp3" length="18116238" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392/adfb546c-d9df-4711-acd3-b5322f0d7392.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we rush through about 135 topics ranging from local housing to famous neighbors to aliens among us. Sometimes the only way to connect is to throw a bunch of sticky-icky it at the wall and see what sticks. (I realize thats a slang term for weed,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we rush through about 135 topics ranging from local housing to famous neighbors to aliens among us. Sometimes the only way to connect is to throw a bunch of sticky-icky it at the wall and see what sticks. (I realize thats a slang term for weed, but it's just such a great funny combination of letters that it's hard not to use when the oppurtunity presents itself)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1133</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Worlds Colliding</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worlds-colliding--58503365</link><description><![CDATA[Rarely do the things I TRULY love and the things I end up talking about intersect. But today... oooooooh buddy today... worlds are colliding. Sidebar: did you know "colliding" is spelled with two L's? I mean, you're reading it so you obviously know now but if you had to spell it yourself, would you write "coliding?" Looks wrong either way, honestly.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58503365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 16:58:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58503365/worlds_colliding.mp3" length="15025038" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db/5871cd1a-acbe-4134-b8c9-c8789a1c47db.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rarely do the things I TRULY love and the things I end up talking about intersect. But today... oooooooh buddy today... worlds are colliding. Sidebar: did you know "colliding" is spelled with two L's? I mean, you're reading it so you obviously know...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rarely do the things I TRULY love and the things I end up talking about intersect. But today... oooooooh buddy today... worlds are colliding. Sidebar: did you know "colliding" is spelled with two L's? I mean, you're reading it so you obviously know now but if you had to spell it yourself, would you write "coliding?" Looks wrong either way, honestly.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>939</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The One Where Pooper Poops</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-one-where-pooper-poops--58458120</link><description><![CDATA[Today contains one of the most difficult choices you'll ever have to make as a parent. Strap in. It's about to get messy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58458120</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2024 14:58:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58458120/the_one_where_pooper_poops.mp3" length="16694670" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66/821df078-e024-4403-a81e-676c2d5bea66.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today contains one of the most difficult choices you'll ever have to make as a parent. Strap in. It's about to get messy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today contains one of the most difficult choices you'll ever have to make as a parent. Strap in. It's about to get messy.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1044</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>gross,iheartradio,kids,mo,parenting,poop,potty,preschool,rather,springfield,training,would,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Better If I Know The End</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-better-if-i-know-the-end--58447461</link><description><![CDATA[Look, I'm gonna be real with you. I've been speaking with the police all morning so this one's a bit rushed. But, just like in regular old life, sometimes you don't always get a long and comfortable runway to make it happen. And that's what we do today. We make it happen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58447461</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 17:20:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58447461/it_s_better_if_i_know_the_end.mp3" length="14839566" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498/6aff0185-7bf0-4ae1-ada1-9317467b5498.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Look, I'm gonna be real with you. I've been speaking with the police all morning so this one's a bit rushed. But, just like in regular old life, sometimes you don't always get a long and comfortable runway to make it happen. And that's what we do...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Look, I'm gonna be real with you. I've been speaking with the police all morning so this one's a bit rushed. But, just like in regular old life, sometimes you don't always get a long and comfortable runway to make it happen. And that's what we do today. We make it happen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>928</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's My Tease</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-my-tease--58433332</link><description><![CDATA[Can we turn C+ material into Grade A hot beef sandos?! We'll find out today during everyone's favorite word game: What's My Tease?!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58433332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:06:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58433332/what_s_my_tease.mp3" length="14017806" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0/1f3695a3-03e3-4320-939e-d64f59ba55f0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Can we turn C+ material into Grade A hot beef sandos?! We'll find out today during everyone's favorite word game: What's My Tease?!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Can we turn C+ material into Grade A hot beef sandos?! We'll find out today during everyone's favorite word game: What's My Tease?!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>876</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How We Do It 101</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-we-do-it-101--58417552</link><description><![CDATA[In the immortal words of the poet Montell Jordan, THIS is how we do it. And by 'we', I mean me. And by 'IT' I mean decide what makes it on the air. And I guarantee, if you apply these methods to your own content filtration – your life will get significantly better. Or, at least, marginally better. Honestly, it may not make the slightest bit of difference.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58417552</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 15:09:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58417552/how_we_do_it_101.mp3" length="21773070" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df/475a76ff-50d9-43ba-875d-ad5275df93df.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the immortal words of the poet Montell Jordan, THIS is how we do it. And by 'we', I mean me. And by 'IT' I mean decide what makes it on the air. And I guarantee, if you apply these methods to your own content filtration – your life will get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the immortal words of the poet Montell Jordan, THIS is how we do it. And by 'we', I mean me. And by 'IT' I mean decide what makes it on the air. And I guarantee, if you apply these methods to your own content filtration – your life will get significantly better. Or, at least, marginally better. Honestly, it may not make the slightest bit of difference.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1361</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Excuse Me While I Parent</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/excuse-me-while-i-parent--58407603</link><description><![CDATA[Today's show should be about:<br /><ul><li>The Ice</li><li>The Chiefs</li><li>Nothing else</li></ul>It SHOULD be... and yet.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58407603</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 17:56:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58407603/excuse_me_while_i_parent.mp3" length="14633358" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9/791d504d-a5cb-4342-a8f1-f17e29bea3f9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's show should be about:

- The Ice
- The Chiefs
- Nothing else
It SHOULD be... and yet.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's show should be about:<br /><ul><li>The Ice</li><li>The Chiefs</li><li>Nothing else</li></ul>It SHOULD be... and yet.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>915</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Better Than the Meaning of Life</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/better-than-the-meaning-of-life--58368021</link><description><![CDATA[BOLD CLAIM: Fulfilling vauge and disconnected song requests is in fact better than dicovering the meaning of life. Is it psuedoscience? Sure. Is it right, tho? I think so. Also - it turns out men are actually better with directions than women and that's real science talking soooooo a little bit of everything today, suckas.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58368021</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 15:36:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58368021/better_than_the_meaning_of_life.mp3" length="18939918" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3/34462deb-ab19-4ce4-8b7b-473e12211ef3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>BOLD CLAIM: Fulfilling vauge and disconnected song requests is in fact better than dicovering the meaning of life. Is it psuedoscience? Sure. Is it right, tho? I think so. Also - it turns out men are actually better with directions than women and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[BOLD CLAIM: Fulfilling vauge and disconnected song requests is in fact better than dicovering the meaning of life. Is it psuedoscience? Sure. Is it right, tho? I think so. Also - it turns out men are actually better with directions than women and that's real science talking soooooo a little bit of everything today, suckas.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1184</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beds,directions,finance,liars,life,meaning,men,of,personal,pizza,recall,science,study,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Choose Your Own Adventure and/or Flavored Cheese</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/choose-your-own-adventure-and-or-flavored-cheese--58348264</link><description><![CDATA[Today we wake up in a city responsible for flavored Kraft singles. Apparently, this has only increased the value of our housing market. PLUS - later you get to choose your own adventure! Salacious? Trending name gossip? New fitness trend? I don't envy the position this choice has left you in.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58348264</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2024 15:07:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58348264/choose_your_own_adventure_and_or_flavored_cheese.mp3" length="17817102" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd/8dfec7fa-0899-474f-8ef1-318615490abd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we wake up in a city responsible for flavored Kraft singles. Apparently, this has only increased the value of our housing market. PLUS - later you get to choose your own adventure! Salacious? Trending name gossip? New fitness trend? I don't envy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we wake up in a city responsible for flavored Kraft singles. Apparently, this has only increased the value of our housing market. PLUS - later you get to choose your own adventure! Salacious? Trending name gossip? New fitness trend? I don't envy the position this choice has left you in.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1114</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,engagement,fitness,food,grocery,kelce,missouri,mo,quirky,shopping,springfield,tips,travis,trend</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Existential Diatribes Over Meryl Streep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/existential-diatribes-over-meryl-streep--58333177</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever been derailed by a single clickbait ad before? Has it morphed into a full on existential questioning of your life and career? Yeah, me either. Today's show is definitely not about that.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58333177</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2024 16:59:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58333177/existential_diatribes_over_meryl_streep.mp3" length="19987470" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6/42fe87e2-f64b-4d21-a081-dbb665809fa6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever been derailed by a single clickbait ad before? Has it morphed into a full on existential questioning of your life and career? Yeah, me either. Today's show is definitely not about that.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever been derailed by a single clickbait ad before? Has it morphed into a full on existential questioning of your life and career? Yeah, me either. Today's show is definitely not about that.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1250</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Snow Day Number Three</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/snow-day-number-three--58320616</link><description><![CDATA[Snowed in with the kids yet again, today we touch on football, pickle juice home remedies and dietary sensitivities. Riddle: What do they all have in common? <br /><br />Answer: Nothing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58320616</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 15:57:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58320616/snow_day_number_three.mp3" length="48790950" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b/401ebdd1-bb4e-4a5d-aad2-695d195e133b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Snowed in with the kids yet again, today we touch on football, pickle juice home remedies and dietary sensitivities. Riddle: What do they all have in common? 

Answer: Nothing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Snowed in with the kids yet again, today we touch on football, pickle juice home remedies and dietary sensitivities. Riddle: What do they all have in common? <br /><br />Answer: Nothing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1220</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chiefs,football,health,home,kelce,missouri,mo,nfl,ozarks,paid,remedy,springfield,streaming,tale,wives</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Men In Suits Would Like A Word</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-men-in-suits-would-like-a-word--58276914</link><description><![CDATA[Snow day #2 of the week and there are some very important people that would like word with you before the weekend gets here. I'd do what they say. They're wearing suits.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58276914</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2024 15:39:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58276914/the_men_in_suits_would_like_a_word.mp3" length="18422670" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8/d1329408-c80b-485a-80cc-dd871a60c0e8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Snow day #2 of the week and there are some very important people that would like word with you before the weekend gets here. I'd do what they say. They're wearing suits.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Snow day #2 of the week and there are some very important people that would like word with you before the weekend gets here. I'd do what they say. They're wearing suits.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1152</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>day,girlie,iheartradio,important,irs,missouri,mo,music,old,radio,show,snow,springfield,timey</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>...I Just Want Someone To Listen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-just-want-someone-to-listen--58266178</link><description><![CDATA[As giants fade into oblivion, we spend most of our time discussing the good, the bad and the ugly ways to respond to unsolicited advice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58266178</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2024 16:07:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58266178/and_just_want_someone_to_listen.mp3" length="18389646" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623/744f4f68-1bb8-48b8-a991-c981a0157623.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As giants fade into oblivion, we spend most of our time discussing the good, the bad and the ugly ways to respond to unsolicited advice.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As giants fade into oblivion, we spend most of our time discussing the good, the bad and the ugly ways to respond to unsolicited advice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1150</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Terrible Things and a Terrible Attitude</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/terrible-things-and-a-terrible-attitude--58253842</link><description><![CDATA[Don't listen to this one. Just don't. Some days it takes a while to shake the bad attitude and find the sliver. A change of scenery didn't help - nor did first two headlines I read today about how we're all going to die and it's coming sooner than you thi... damn, I can't even shake it off to write the description. Yeah… definitely don't listen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58253842</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2024 16:13:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58253842/terrible_things_and_a_terrible_attitude.mp3" length="18976398" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c/db40f1ef-6b03-46be-9ab7-5da268a9813c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't listen to this one. Just don't. Some days it takes a while to shake the bad attitude and find the sliver. A change of scenery didn't help - nor did first two headlines I read today about how we're all going to die and it's coming sooner than you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't listen to this one. Just don't. Some days it takes a while to shake the bad attitude and find the sliver. A change of scenery didn't help - nor did first two headlines I read today about how we're all going to die and it's coming sooner than you thi... damn, I can't even shake it off to write the description. Yeah… definitely don't listen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>all,and,death,die,everything,going,hate,i,missouri,nanoplastics,oh,paid,room,soon,still,sucks,this,to,well,we're</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Snow Day Number One</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/snow-day-number-one--58241062</link><description><![CDATA[The kids are home and being real creepy. Just a heads up. Also, why Missouri's just ok at raising a family and a hacky moose story that confirms how much I suck at my job.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58241062</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2024 15:17:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58241062/snow_day_number_one.mp3" length="17778702" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33/a7876fd0-708d-4211-8612-e63cb477dc33.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The kids are home and being real creepy. Just a heads up. Also, why Missouri's just ok at raising a family and a hacky moose story that confirms how much I suck at my job.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The kids are home and being real creepy. Just a heads up. Also, why Missouri's just ok at raising a family and a hacky moose story that confirms how much I suck at my job.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1112</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stop Your Diet We're Moving To Texas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stop-your-diet-we-re-moving-to-texas--58232057</link><description><![CDATA[Sacrificing life and limb to bring you a show in the midst of diaggonal weather, get your bread ready we're moving to Texas and Taylor Swift isn't at all happy about it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58232057</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2024 16:43:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58232057/stop_your_diet_we_re_moving_to_texas.mp3" length="19148046" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9/39624989-db9c-463b-8188-29a7e83c7de9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sacrificing life and limb to bring you a show in the midst of diaggonal weather, get your bread ready we're moving to Texas and Taylor Swift isn't at all happy about it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sacrificing life and limb to bring you a show in the midst of diaggonal weather, get your bread ready we're moving to Texas and Taylor Swift isn't at all happy about it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1197</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SPECIAL EPISODE - Why Do You Lie, Girlie?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-episode-why-do-you-lie-girlie--58208279</link><description><![CDATA[My 7 year old daughter recently asked me, "Why do you lie on the radio, Dad?" First of all, what little jerk. Second, she's right. I do. So let's pull the curtain back a little and have the conversation (her and I) while I record it like the ultimate attention seeking whore and publish it for all to hear. Enjoy, ya filthy animals.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58208279</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2024 14:13:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58208279/special_episode_why_do_you_lie_girlie.mp3" length="12807438" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605/7329b632-632a-4338-aa9c-a067e23d2605.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>My 7 year old daughter recently asked me, "Why do you lie on the radio, Dad?" First of all, what little jerk. Second, she's right. I do. So let's pull the curtain back a little and have the conversation (her and I) while I record it like the ultimate...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[My 7 year old daughter recently asked me, "Why do you lie on the radio, Dad?" First of all, what little jerk. Second, she's right. I do. So let's pull the curtain back a little and have the conversation (her and I) while I record it like the ultimate attention seeking whore and publish it for all to hear. Enjoy, ya filthy animals.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>801</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>behind,embelishing,iheartradio,lying,mo,parenting,production,radio,scenes,springfield,the,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddd952dc9a74ba992d93cbee6602427a.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Liar Liar Car Line On Fire</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/liar-liar-car-line-on-fire--58208216</link><description><![CDATA[After being (rightfully) accused of being a liar by my daughter, I proceed to show her the worst version of myself every morning and afternoon as I continue to CRUSH this whole parenting gig. 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So, all that plus the best diet for 2024 (spoiler: it's regurgitated) in today's show we make the show out of.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58198233</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2024 15:19:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58198233/true_crime_sleep_overs.mp3" length="14376462" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d/d377e8f8-7062-458a-8682-84cb6f2ddc7d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Alice 95.5 (KTOZ-FM)</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>From Natalia Grace to Gypsy Rose - all the adult kids are staying up late to feel icky. 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