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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>The C. J. J. B. and J. P. N. Brand Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-c-j-j-b-and-j-p-n-brand-podcast</link><description><![CDATA[Cast currently: Chris Brittle, Jack Nankervis, Jake Crocker, Tristan James, Adele Nankervis, Mark Nankervis and Geoff Brittle. Age rating: 2 to 18 (because of a kids characters).   Note:  We don't glorify, advertise, facilitate or agree with any crimes that appear in future episodes. If it is allowed me (Chris) and Jack would like to turn monetisation off for a few topics.  Everything that appears in the podcast, unless it is stated as fact will be fictional.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/6032146/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Books</category><copyright>Copyright Hell is Here</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg</url><title>The C. J. J. B. and J. P. N. Brand Podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-c-j-j-b-and-j-p-n-brand-podcast</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 18:24:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Hell is Here</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Cast currently: Chris Brittle, Jack Nankervis, Jake Crocker, Tristan James, Adele Nankervis, Mark Nankervis and Geoff Brittle. Age rating: 2 to 18 (because of a kids characters). 

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We don't glorify, advertise, facilitate or agree with any...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cast currently: Chris Brittle, Jack Nankervis, Jake Crocker, Tristan James, Adele Nankervis, Mark Nankervis and Geoff Brittle. Age rating: 2 to 18 (because of a kids characters).   Note:  We don't glorify, advertise, facilitate or agree with any crimes that appear in future episodes. If it is allowed me (Chris) and Jack would like to turn monetisation off for a few topics.  Everything that appears in the podcast, unless it is stated as fact will be fictional.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Books"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Update part 2 - collection 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/update-part-2-collection-1--69185170</link><description><![CDATA[Transcript: Collection 1, what is it?<br />Well, Collection 1 is the best combination I could muster up. That being a combination of the old episodes that have been removed from this page from my formative years, the audio-drama teasers I have been releasing and the stories/episodes that I have written that I have not yet released…<br />Some episodes will be more story anchored, some will be more camp than others like the episodes of olde and some will be more audio-drama centric!<br />Another thing we are bringing back, like the old series, they would rotate each week; we are bringing that back… four series, but on three episode rotations.<br />Which means at the time of the third episode the third and the fourth series rotate between one-another, like The Meanings of Cornish Words and The Meanings of Latin Words… from back in the day.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2262d55c-3001-4c9a-a26b-89dbd0ef2ff3</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 16:30:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69185170/414905365_44100_2_58a7301ad2e24.mp3" length="1039189" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transcript: Collection 1, what is it?
Well, Collection 1 is the best combination I could muster up. That being a combination of the old episodes that have been removed from this page from my formative years, the audio-drama teasers I have been...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transcript: Collection 1, what is it?<br />Well, Collection 1 is the best combination I could muster up. That being a combination of the old episodes that have been removed from this page from my formative years, the audio-drama teasers I have been releasing and the stories/episodes that I have written that I have not yet released…<br />Some episodes will be more story anchored, some will be more camp than others like the episodes of olde and some will be more audio-drama centric!<br />Another thing we are bringing back, like the old series, they would rotate each week; we are bringing that back… four series, but on three episode rotations.<br />Which means at the time of the third episode the third and the fourth series rotate between one-another, like The Meanings of Cornish Words and The Meanings of Latin Words… from back in the day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>65</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Apologies and update on upcoming projects</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/apologies-and-update-on-upcoming-projects--69185169</link><description><![CDATA[Transcript: Some unfortunate news regarding projects…<br />The teasers for The (Canon) Rodger Rat episode and the teasers for The Unnamed Episode that were going to be released in early 2026….Because of voice acting complications and a series episode rearrangement, those episodes will have to be released later on; with a different voice actor for that episode.<br />But in other news, we do have an episode to release in early 2026, but it's only one episode, so consider that a pilot episode for one of the series (plural) that I will be working on for next year!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d84bac0b-cf5a-4c62-9c61-707b4cfc65f5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 16:02:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69185169/414903840_44100_2_0ac6a37dd5b5d.mp3" length="769605" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transcript: Some unfortunate news regarding projects…
The teasers for The (Canon) Rodger Rat episode and the teasers for The Unnamed Episode that were going to be released in early 2026….Because of voice acting complications and a series episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transcript: Some unfortunate news regarding projects…<br />The teasers for The (Canon) Rodger Rat episode and the teasers for The Unnamed Episode that were going to be released in early 2026….Because of voice acting complications and a series episode rearrangement, those episodes will have to be released later on; with a different voice actor for that episode.<br />But in other news, we do have an episode to release in early 2026, but it's only one episode, so consider that a pilot episode for one of the series (plural) that I will be working on for next year!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rodger Rat (Canon) teaser (minor body horror, uncanny kid's book and implied PTSD)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rodger-rat-canon-teaser-minor-body-horror-uncanny-kid-s-book-and-implied-ptsd--69159238</link><description><![CDATA[Transcript:<br />John Brittle (reminiscing): Rodger Brittle, my brother wrote this book for me when I was merely a child… He was quite well-learned for his age; being twenty and all!<br />(jovial) I jest—of course! <br />(Reminiscing with a hint of dread and trepidation) He is a good writer, but that is not why I am reading it to you here; it is the drawings…They are quite peculiar if you ask me.<br />(Being humorous) And although you haven't, I prompted it myself before you even had to; (said with menacing undertones) call me narcissistic if you will.<br />(Going back to jovial) I jest (a little bit of the ominous and foreboding threat as it dissipates) again…<br />(Trying to lie) But I am not really, I just like showing other people's work… *A lingering breath* (his own vain compromises his vanity) with my own voice!<br />(Trauma bleeding through more) This is a normal kid's book apart from some out of place illustrations of which could cause some dread and discomfort, but I digress.<br />(Trauma noticeable) For some reason he decided to go with a mixture of realistic sketches for the environments, rubberhose-esque for the various sapient critters and anime-like for—humans? Yea! The humans—apart from one!Which is on the cover...<br />(Trauma beginning to overflow) On the cover is one of the problems. A human drawn with more detail than the others; he appears to be a store owner with well extenuated bones—that look like if they pressed any harder the skin would be penetrated…<br />(Trying to calm down)He is either looking at the reader or Rodger Rat, it is an illusion that depends on the angle the book is positioned.<br />(Breaking down) The dissonance—the dissonance between the environment, Rodger Rat himself, the humans and who I self-proclaimed as a young child, ‘Mr. Grim Bones…’ Were all quite jarring, it was all quite jarring!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">04594190-278e-4998-94c2-03c40c5f3688</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2025 18:01:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69159238/414788705_44100_2_1b4a3fa62d2ce.mp3" length="2502046" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transcript:
John Brittle (reminiscing): Rodger Brittle, my brother wrote this book for me when I was merely a child… He was quite well-learned for his age; being twenty and all!
(jovial) I jest—of course! 
(Reminiscing with a hint of dread and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transcript:<br />John Brittle (reminiscing): Rodger Brittle, my brother wrote this book for me when I was merely a child… He was quite well-learned for his age; being twenty and all!<br />(jovial) I jest—of course! <br />(Reminiscing with a hint of dread and trepidation) He is a good writer, but that is not why I am reading it to you here; it is the drawings…They are quite peculiar if you ask me.<br />(Being humorous) And although you haven't, I prompted it myself before you even had to; (said with menacing undertones) call me narcissistic if you will.<br />(Going back to jovial) I jest (a little bit of the ominous and foreboding threat as it dissipates) again…<br />(Trying to lie) But I am not really, I just like showing other people's work… *A lingering breath* (his own vain compromises his vanity) with my own voice!<br />(Trauma bleeding through more) This is a normal kid's book apart from some out of place illustrations of which could cause some dread and discomfort, but I digress.<br />(Trauma noticeable) For some reason he decided to go with a mixture of realistic sketches for the environments, rubberhose-esque for the various sapient critters and anime-like for—humans? Yea! The humans—apart from one!Which is on the cover...<br />(Trauma beginning to overflow) On the cover is one of the problems. A human drawn with more detail than the others; he appears to be a store owner with well extenuated bones—that look like if they pressed any harder the skin would be penetrated…<br />(Trying to calm down)He is either looking at the reader or Rodger Rat, it is an illusion that depends on the angle the book is positioned.<br />(Breaking down) The dissonance—the dissonance between the environment, Rodger Rat himself, the humans and who I self-proclaimed as a young child, ‘Mr. Grim Bones…’ Were all quite jarring, it was all quite jarring!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>157</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Test recordings ‐ For the Foreword of an account (Excerpt 2), (human experimenting and swearing)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/test-recordings-for-the-foreword-of-an-account-excerpt-2-human-experimenting-and-swearing--69110450</link><description><![CDATA[Transcript: John Brittle: (monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile. This is regarding an account made for The Council for those in the know… like I. It is about an experiment revolving around an anomalous room—if you know you know…<br />And that is why you are hearing of this now.<br />*Noticeable cut*<br />(Mildly annoyed) You guys probably would count that as me being too bored for formality—shhhhhit…<br />directed, written and voice-acted by Chris Brittle <br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">27bca55d-ba85-4f56-bc83-b512b944b8e6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 01:39:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69110450/414598497_44100_2_2fa0f6600875.mp3" length="798027" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transcript: John Brittle: (monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile. This is regarding an account made for The Council for those...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transcript: John Brittle: (monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile. This is regarding an account made for The Council for those in the know… like I. It is about an experiment revolving around an anomalous room—if you know you know…<br />And that is why you are hearing of this now.<br />*Noticeable cut*<br />(Mildly annoyed) You guys probably would count that as me being too bored for formality—shhhhhit…<br />directed, written and voice-acted by Chris Brittle <br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rodger Rat (Non Canon)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rodger-rat-non-canon--69109463</link><description><![CDATA[Transcript: <br />1. Rodger Rat liked going to the store.<br />2. Rodger Rat didn't find it a chore.<br />3. He wandered by himself, through shelf upon shelf.<br />4. Looking for goodies to keep all to himself.<br />5. Rodger wasn't selfless; he was greedy and mean.<br />6. Some would say, “he was tiny and lean.”<br />7. He wasn't nice to look at all; as he was all dirty and small.<br />8. Even when suited and wearing a hat. He wasn't very nice, at all for a rat.<br />9. But then a day came that changed him for good.<br />10. It was just an ordinary day, as I understood.<br />11. Nothing was different, not the slightest detail.<br />12. It happened when reading his favourite tale.<br />13. Reading about how friends buy presents for each-other.<br />14. This was not something he’d learned from his mother.<br />15. Was buying stuff for himself, causing strife?<br />16. He'd buy his friend a present, to improve his life.<br />17. Rodger now felt all fluffy and warm.<br />18. He'd buy a present for his friend Norm.<br />19. This feeling had never happened before.<br />20. He had liked how it felt and now wanted some more.<br />21. So, off to the shop he snuck, amongst the crowd.<br />22. feeling so very excited and terribly proud.<br />23. Whilst mid skip, he tripped over a crack in the pavement.<br />24. This made him cross, until he remembered the present.<br />25. It took him away from this negative mood; which in turn rendered this negative spell less incessant.<br />26. And it made him feel good as he pulled up his hood.<br />27. He'd never felt like this before.<br />28. Doing something nice for a friend, changed him for sure.<br />29. Here was the shop before his big, pointy snout. <br />30. He’d buy his friend cheese, because they were all out. <br />31. He entered the store with quite some ease. <br />32. And looked for a single slice of cheese. <br />33. But. As far as the eye could see, there were cheeses of every variety.<br />34. He selected the biggest and best of slices.<br />35. He didn’t even check any prices.<br />36. Home he trots, to wrap the surprise.<br />37. Oh, what a feast for hungry eyes.<br />38. Temptation abounds, it doesn’t feel right.<br />39. Oh dear, it was supposed to be… just… one… bite…<br />voiced and written by Chris J. J. Brittle]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">293ff90e-4c25-4d97-b882-b682bc23f7ce</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 00:06:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69109463/414595331_44100_2_6c38acb4e7097.mp3" length="3381014" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transcript: 
1. Rodger Rat liked going to the store.
2. Rodger Rat didn't find it a chore.
3. He wandered by himself, through shelf upon shelf.
4. Looking for goodies to keep all to himself.
5. Rodger wasn't selfless; he was greedy and mean.
6. Some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transcript: <br />1. Rodger Rat liked going to the store.<br />2. Rodger Rat didn't find it a chore.<br />3. He wandered by himself, through shelf upon shelf.<br />4. Looking for goodies to keep all to himself.<br />5. Rodger wasn't selfless; he was greedy and mean.<br />6. Some would say, “he was tiny and lean.”<br />7. He wasn't nice to look at all; as he was all dirty and small.<br />8. Even when suited and wearing a hat. He wasn't very nice, at all for a rat.<br />9. But then a day came that changed him for good.<br />10. It was just an ordinary day, as I understood.<br />11. Nothing was different, not the slightest detail.<br />12. It happened when reading his favourite tale.<br />13. Reading about how friends buy presents for each-other.<br />14. This was not something he’d learned from his mother.<br />15. Was buying stuff for himself, causing strife?<br />16. He'd buy his friend a present, to improve his life.<br />17. Rodger now felt all fluffy and warm.<br />18. He'd buy a present for his friend Norm.<br />19. This feeling had never happened before.<br />20. He had liked how it felt and now wanted some more.<br />21. So, off to the shop he snuck, amongst the crowd.<br />22. feeling so very excited and terribly proud.<br />23. Whilst mid skip, he tripped over a crack in the pavement.<br />24. This made him cross, until he remembered the present.<br />25. It took him away from this negative mood; which in turn rendered this negative spell less incessant.<br />26. And it made him feel good as he pulled up his hood.<br />27. He'd never felt like this before.<br />28. Doing something nice for a friend, changed him for sure.<br />29. Here was the shop before his big, pointy snout. <br />30. He’d buy his friend cheese, because they were all out. <br />31. He entered the store with quite some ease. <br />32. And looked for a single slice of cheese. <br />33. But. As far as the eye could see, there were cheeses of every variety.<br />34. He selected the biggest and best of slices.<br />35. He didn’t even check any prices.<br />36. Home he trots, to wrap the surprise.<br />37. Oh, what a feast for hungry eyes.<br />38. Temptation abounds, it doesn’t feel right.<br />39. Oh dear, it was supposed to be… just… one… bite…<br />voiced and written by Chris J. J. Brittle]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>212</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Test recordings ‐ For the Foreword of an account (Excerpt)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/test-recordings-for-the-foreword-of-an-account-excerpt--69104813</link><description><![CDATA[Something is coming...<br />Transcript: John Brittle (reluctant and grumpy, trying to figure out how to introduce his foreword): hello… Hello there! Hello there.<br /><br />This is!? This is… This is?<br /><br />This is… I am? (Coming to a decision) Yes, Jonathan Brittle!<br /><br />(He is sure that no one will, he is being sarcastic) For those that care…<br /><br />*Barely noticed cut between lines*<br /><br />(Disgruntled and grumpy) Hah!<br />Why am I even bothering with this?<br />(Has a spicy heated thing to say in a resigned manner in that same disgruntled manner) You guys wouldn't care about the person behind the (voice crack) reco-ording… <br />But ehhhhhhh, I have got to do a professional introduction to this recording—for prosperity reasons. <br /><br />(monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile.<br />Cast: Chris Brittle as writer, director and also as the voice actor for John Brittle<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a45171c9-16bd-4ec8-a894-1ff0cb50ed7b</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 19:58:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69104813/414583238_44100_2_718435cbd7756.mp3" length="905860" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Something is coming...
Transcript: John Brittle (reluctant and grumpy, trying to figure out how to introduce his foreword): hello… Hello there! Hello there.

This is!? This is… This is?

This is… I am? (Coming to a decision) Yes, Jonathan Brittle!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Something is coming...<br />Transcript: John Brittle (reluctant and grumpy, trying to figure out how to introduce his foreword): hello… Hello there! Hello there.<br /><br />This is!? This is… This is?<br /><br />This is… I am? (Coming to a decision) Yes, Jonathan Brittle!<br /><br />(He is sure that no one will, he is being sarcastic) For those that care…<br /><br />*Barely noticed cut between lines*<br /><br />(Disgruntled and grumpy) Hah!<br />Why am I even bothering with this?<br />(Has a spicy heated thing to say in a resigned manner in that same disgruntled manner) You guys wouldn't care about the person behind the (voice crack) reco-ording… <br />But ehhhhhhh, I have got to do a professional introduction to this recording—for prosperity reasons. <br /><br />(monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile.<br />Cast: Chris Brittle as writer, director and also as the voice actor for John Brittle<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A snippet of the upcoming teaser, loud noise from 19 secs to 32 secs with audio distortions throughout</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-snippet-of-the-upcoming-teaser-loud-noise-from-19-secs-to-32-secs-with-audio-distortions-throughout--64333195</link><description><![CDATA[Loud sound warning loud sounds between 19 seconds and 32 seconds, and distortions are present throughout<br />Written by Chris J. J. Brittle and voiced by Chris J. J. Brittle<br />Transcript: *The hum of breathing in that vibe of the exasperation which came with next intimate rave of static*<br />*This time the clone lingered, lagged behind him as if a residual odour and aftereffect and echo**A long dragged-out distorted robotic voice took the reporter's facade**A drone comes in slowly with the clinging static*<br />News presenter (mockery and insanity displayed in a sing-songy tune): Neither... neither... neither... neither... Neither! Neither! NEITHER! Neither do most folk talk to televisions! You seeeeeee?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c43621f5-08bb-4399-bca9-973aa911fe2a</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 01:26:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64333195/394717999_44100_2_22939115164ae.mp3" length="639620" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Loud sound warning loud sounds between 19 seconds and 32 seconds, and distortions are present throughout
Written by Chris J. J. Brittle and voiced by Chris J. J. Brittle
Transcript: *The hum of breathing in that vibe of the exasperation which came...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Loud sound warning loud sounds between 19 seconds and 32 seconds, and distortions are present throughout<br />Written by Chris J. J. Brittle and voiced by Chris J. J. Brittle<br />Transcript: *The hum of breathing in that vibe of the exasperation which came with next intimate rave of static*<br />*This time the clone lingered, lagged behind him as if a residual odour and aftereffect and echo**A long dragged-out distorted robotic voice took the reporter's facade**A drone comes in slowly with the clinging static*<br />News presenter (mockery and insanity displayed in a sing-songy tune): Neither... neither... neither... neither... Neither! Neither! NEITHER! Neither do most folk talk to televisions! You seeeeeee?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37c6c6bec91b1c361534a1c27c21fe60.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A theme song for the series, which is coming out on December 25th at the earliest. </title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-theme-song-for-the-series-which-is-coming-out-on-december-25th-at-the-earliest--60209117</link><description><![CDATA[Enjoy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9b86937d-715c-47e9-a9d6-d9ca5656252d</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 12:07:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60209117/379112679_44100_2_97641ac40ad2.mp3" length="2925408" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Enjoy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Enjoy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>183</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Update</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/update--58420747</link><description><![CDATA[Voiced by Chris  No script, fully improvised]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">39a76e22-7d89-4304-bf59-c4c97e2a26d0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 18:21:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58420747/364632682_44100_1_cbe549cfb8f9d.mp3" length="2813036" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Voiced by Chris  No script, fully improvised</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Voiced by Chris  No script, fully improvised]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>176</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The meanings of old phrases - Episode 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-meanings-of-old-phrases-episode-1--58420748</link><description><![CDATA[Written and voiced by Chris]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4b3ed288-8572-4ae8-b2ee-10a0583cdd1a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 18:16:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58420748/f09ff9ebc01d5ec810bdf30df0586e4e.mp3" length="644218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Written and voiced by Chris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Written and voiced by Chris]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The meaning of Latin words - episode 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-meaning-of-latin-words-episode-6--58420760</link><description><![CDATA[Written and voiced by Chris]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7b7c0ec7-affb-4cbc-b638-fa5f92d03e39</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 18:09:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58420760/6406caf6034387a01d8b8de2e97dc0e7.mp3" length="1982523" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Written and voiced by Chris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Written and voiced by Chris]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>124</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Meanings of old words - 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Age rating - 2.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meanings-of-old-words-episode-5-age-rating-2--58053438</link><description><![CDATA[Written and directed by Chris  Voiced by Chris]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d4c466dc-4d21-447f-bbf8-70aaa950cecf</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58053438/356941088_44100_2_5bc8a6051a636.mp3" length="1498580" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Written and directed by Chris  Voiced by Chris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Written and directed by Chris  Voiced by Chris]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>94</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Serialised Anthology's Pilot Episode - Teaser trailer 3. 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 Cast: 
 Chris J. J. Brittle - writer, director and voice actor (Mr. Grim Bones and Tyson Cat) 
 Tristan James - voice actor (Rodger Rat and (Sentient) Rodger Rat) 
 Jack P. Nankervis - voice actor (Norman Rat) 
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Written and directed by Chris Brittle <br /> Cast: <br /> Chris J. J. Brittle - writer, director and voice actor (Mr. Grim Bones and Tyson Cat) <br /> Tristan James - voice actor (Rodger Rat and (Sentient) Rodger Rat) <br /> Jack P. Nankervis - voice actor (Norman Rat) <br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Voice actors are need. Age rating 2 and up.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/voice-actors-are-need-age-rating-2-and-up--57949115</link><description><![CDATA[Chrismaxo777@gmail.com]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">24ffa427-686d-4cdb-8316-eafb53a556ca</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2023 23:32:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57949115/356928990_24000_2_4a06c528278c8.mp3" length="949283" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chrismaxo777@gmail.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chrismaxo777@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>60</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Serialised Anthology's Pilot Episode - Teaser trailer 1. (Warnings - threats of harm to living characters in fictional worlds and insanity),</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/serialised-anthology-s-pilot-episode-teaser-trailer-1-warnings-threats-of-harm-to-living-characters-in-fictional-worlds-and-insanity--57949116</link><description><![CDATA[Voiced and written by Chris]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3eb3aede-2940-4719-b801-5658eb659d86</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2023 15:20:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57949116/0382384b_99fc_95c1_685d_8176941965f6.mp3" length="2637021" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Voiced and written by Chris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Voiced and written by Chris]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>165</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Meanings of Cornish Words - 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for the first youtube animation. 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Writing and voiced by Chris and Peekaboo.  http://wix.to/vUWCYLs?ref=2_cl]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>128</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/60ebc8640b84b7c2d2cfd93c5599ef06.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The meaning for words from the past - episode 2 - part 1 Reading responses. Age rating: 4. 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Age rating: 2. 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Written and voiced by Chris...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/the-meaning-for-words-from-the-past-episode-1-transcript  Note: the logo will not be changed, so laugh at the error if you want...  Idea come up with by my father.  Written and voiced by Chris Brittle]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd6d65c9128f8e87e8bbdbf16671c9e1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Serialised anthology teaser. Age rating: 10. 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Written by Jack and voiced by Jack]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6a77976d-f8ee-4634-83d9-777501a8f0a9</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2023 18:23:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57949118/347285990_32000_2_7fc3b15bf974d.mp3" length="806759" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/season-0-episode-3-transcript  Today will be a triple episode, extravaganza.  Written by Jack and voiced by Jack</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/season-0-episode-3-transcript  Today will be a triple episode, extravaganza.  Written by Jack and voiced by Jack]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Update</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/update--57949133</link><description><![CDATA[https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/transcript-for-season-0-episode-3  The quality has improved thanks to audacity   Written by and voiced by Chris]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5ebd9e78-821f-4a8d-ac7d-64692d37734b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:50:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57949133/347198104_32000_2_850dcf1ef6f1d.mp3" length="715644" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/transcript-for-season-0-episode-3  The quality has improved thanks to audacity   Written by and voiced by Chris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/transcript-for-season-0-episode-3  The quality has improved thanks to audacity   Written by and voiced by Chris]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Introduction from Chris</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/introduction-from-chris--57949123</link><description><![CDATA[Cast:  Writer and actor Chris Brittle   No transcript was made, as I was improvising... sorry!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">54b81f35-9b50-4e51-92cb-454fc726f8f6</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 00:08:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57949123/a498ffb95520bc2b72cca72ccfd82c42.mp3" length="688938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hell is Here</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cast:  Writer and actor Chris Brittle   No transcript was made, as I was improvising... sorry!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cast:  Writer and actor Chris Brittle   No transcript was made, as I was improvising... sorry!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ff2ca3f25992730885038989a0fb733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
