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Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?
Funny insults that people don't realize are insults
Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's
Tell...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.<br />Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?<br />Funny insults that people don't realize are insults<br />Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's<br />Tell us who is on your concert bucket list]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4884</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agt,bassproshops,bath,birdandbyron,bucket,concert,davegrohl,drink,funny,godzilla,happy,hellokitty,insults,joshhomme,list,mcdonalds,meal,spouse,unhappy,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eating On The Toilet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eating-on-the-toilet-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-8-13-26--73914837</link><description><![CDATA[Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?<br />Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before<br />There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet<br />Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale<br />Goose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73914837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 13:45:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73914837/the_morning_blitz_8_13_26.mp3" length="83195092" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1/ba21bf80-a152-472a-96e7-c062e8f7d9d1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?
Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before
There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet
Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale
Goose is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?<br />Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before<br />There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet<br />Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale<br />Goose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5200</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>album,chatgpt,covers,date,disney,eating,fetish,ffdp,first,fivefingerdeathpunch,foot,movies,reveal,stuck,supermotocross,toilet,trash,tubi,whale,wheelchair</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dr. Amazon and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dr-amazon-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-8-12-26--73847977</link><description><![CDATA[He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed<br />Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there<br />What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?<br />Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off<br />If a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73847977</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 13:50:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73847977/the_morning_blitz_8_12_26.mp3" length="90273230" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4/730caa73-3bb1-47d7-9d7e-06ee27ecb5f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed
Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there
What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?
Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off
If a cashier...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed<br />Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there<br />What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?<br />Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off<br />If a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5643</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alarm,amazon,anime,asbestos,cashier,crotch,doctor,engine,fesshole,greenday,greendaytv,pfas,plane,scanner,secret,therapy,tsa,vasectomy,vultures</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drunk On Taste Tuesday and Hump A Rainbow - The Morning Blitz 8-11-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-on-taste-tuesday-and-hump-a-rainbow-the-morning-blitz-8-11-26--73822572</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway<br />A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard<br />Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?<br />Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place<br />The Great Bourbon Affair taste test]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73822572</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 13:52:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73822572/the_morning_blitz_8_11_26.mp3" length="91777465" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5/6145de40-39ff-4814-b291-dc0e00d299b5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway
A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard
Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?
Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place
The Great Bourbon Affair taste test</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway<br />A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard<br />Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?<br />Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place<br />The Great Bourbon Affair taste test]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5737</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bourbon,cheeze-it,debate,destination,drunk,grinch,hump,jetsons,jimcarrey,menu,preview,rainbow,restaurant,school,sequels,sonic,supermotocross,taste,vacation,warned</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shawn Wayans and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-10-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shawn-wayans-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-8-10-26--73760144</link><description><![CDATA[Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return<br />Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something<br />You have to be careful when you schedule events during football season<br />Spending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73760144</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73760144/the_morning_blitz_8_10_26.mp3" length="87253475" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17/592e00d8-b261-462d-b57c-ab9f829ccd17.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return
Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something
You have to be careful when you schedule...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return<br />Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something<br />You have to be careful when you schedule events during football season<br />Spending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5454</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christstapleton,conspiracy,effort,events,fair,football,funnybone,gnr,gummy,gunsnroses,luxury,market,money,rules,scheduling,season,shawnwayans,thoerist,thoughts,value</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Letting Kids Win and Her Crazy Noises - The Morning Blitz 8-7-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/letting-kids-win-and-her-crazy-noises-the-morning-blitz-8-7-26--73617702</link><description><![CDATA[That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way<br />Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?<br />There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it<br />A debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at games<br />You can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73617702</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 13:48:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73617702/the_morning_blitz_8_7_26.mp3" length="84703088" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c/28131915-73a9-47ee-be41-e23bc3c57b0c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way
Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?
There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it
A debate on whether or not...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way<br />Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?<br />There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it<br />A debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at games<br />You can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,blockbuster,breakup,college,emergency,foofighters,football,games,kids,madden,nfl27,nicolascage,noises,playoffs,sex,soundtrack,virtually,wicker,winning</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Dumb Debate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-dumb-debate-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-8-6-26--73559937</link><description><![CDATA[Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon<br />Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?<br />New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top<br />The best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league<br />Most unusual baby names of the past year]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73559937</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 13:48:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73559937/the_morning_blitz_8_6_26.mp3" length="77816793" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1/98434fab-8131-40b4-9af7-3201ae1389c1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon
Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?
New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top
The best punishment for finishing last in your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon<br />Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?<br />New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top<br />The best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league<br />Most unusual baby names of the past year]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4864</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,complaint,debate,dumb,fantasy,fight,foofighters,football,jasonstatham,jean-claude,law,littlespoon,names,punishment,queensofthestoneage,texas,unusual,vandamme,vape,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family Lottery Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-lottery-drama-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-8-5-26--73496601</link><description><![CDATA[Goose created quite the smell through our building<br />Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs<br />We read a crazy story from weird wide web<br />A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick<br />The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73496601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 13:57:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73496601/the_morning_blitz_8_5_26.mp3" length="85758435" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078/d1e97475-110e-43df-9437-063251997078.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose created quite the smell through our building
Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs
We read a crazy story from weird wide web
A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick
The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose created quite the smell through our building<br />Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs<br />We read a crazy story from weird wide web<br />A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick<br />The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5360</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buc-ee's,celebrities,chipotle,confessions,drama,family,fesshole,huberheights,jalapeno,linkinpark,lottery,microwave,overrated,salmonella,smell,unshatter,web,weird,wide,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gross Spouse and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 8-4-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gross-spouse-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-8-4-26--73440178</link><description><![CDATA[What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?<br />Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs<br />Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse<br />A theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movie<br />Strange things people have to do for customers at their job]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73440178</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 13:59:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73440178/the_morning_blitz_8_4_26.mp3" length="79570550" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156/ef9fae5d-0938-4ea7-8726-2eaba707c156.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?
Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs
Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse
A theater had to be evacuated...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?<br />Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs<br />Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse<br />A theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movie<br />Strange things people have to do for customers at their job]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,breakroom,bros,co-worker,customers,eddiemerlot's,evacuated,faithnomore,filet,flatulence,food,formula,gross,gym,protein,soad,spiderman,spouse,taste,theatger</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sex At Work and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-3-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sex-at-work-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-8-3-26--73387520</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you<br />A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good<br />If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun<br />A judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penalty<br />Half of all working people have had sex at work]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73387520</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 13:49:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73387520/the_morning_blitz_8_3_26.mp3" length="64601759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915/20a55b68-c8a2-4284-a594-e5e1b60b9915.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you
A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good
If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun
A judge found...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you<br />A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good<br />If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun<br />A judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penalty<br />Half of all working people have had sex at work]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4038</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>300000lbs,bigpussy,blurted,class-action,cyclospora,fish,foofighters,guilty,gummy,judge,newmexico,overheard,rhcp,sauce,sex,tacobell,texting,thoughts,vincentpastore,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-bar-of-soap-and-a-timing-challenge-the-morning-blitz-7-31-26--73283203</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have<br />A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough<br />You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap<br />Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?<br />A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73283203</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 13:53:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73283203/the_morning_blitz_7_31_26.mp3" length="80766749" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81/5fb72586-92da-40cd-aff4-c9824d808e81.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have
A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough
You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap
Have you ever given or...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have<br />A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough<br />You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap<br />Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?<br />A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5048</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bar,barrywilliams,breakup,bush,cited,disappointed,driving,family,gift,grandfather,gregbrady,grocery,phones,police,possess,shopping,smashingpumpkins,soap,tacobell,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pig Dick Dinner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-30-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pig-dick-dinner-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-7-30-26--73258841</link><description><![CDATA[That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad<br />Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today<br />Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?<br />What if your penis had its own soundboard?<br />People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73258841</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73258841/the_morning_blitz_7_30_26.mp3" length="84974344" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc/8963c7b0-62cb-48c2-8f95-d44f4ef287dc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad
Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today
Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?
What if your penis had its own...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad<br />Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today<br />Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?<br />What if your penis had its own soundboard?<br />People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5311</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boomers,dad,dating,ex,ffdp,fivefingerdeathpunch,fml,fmylife,genx,girlfriend,haunted,inheritance,junk,ozzy,penectomy,penis,slapped,soundboard,studios,universal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-29-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-29-26--73236201</link><description><![CDATA[Rabid beavers are terrorizing New Yorkers<br />Tell us where you your lost your kid<br />The most used men's and women's names in song history<br />Brides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaids<br />When you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73236201</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 13:53:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73236201/the_morning_blitz_7_29_26.mp3" length="83891412" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f/00f0e544-2cfc-4c1c-824c-667bec2ab32f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rabid beavers are terrorizing New Yorkers
Tell us where you your lost your kid
The most used men's and women's names in song history
Brides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaids
When you find out your friends are cheating at the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rabid beavers are terrorizing New Yorkers<br />Tell us where you your lost your kid<br />The most used men's and women's names in song history<br />Brides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaids<br />When you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beavers,blitz,bridesmaids,cheating,friday,history,kid,lost,names,newyork,plants,platinum,poker,rabid,rebeccablack,song,therapy,unattractive,viagra,widow'sbay</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Odd Skill  and the Worst Mosh Pit - The Morning Blitz 7-28-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-odd-skill-and-the-worst-mosh-pit-the-morning-blitz-7-28-26--73214945</link><description><![CDATA[We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pit<br />Goose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car window<br />Something you are very good at, but you don't talk about it<br />Tell us how a moving company screwed up your move<br />The longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73214945</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 13:59:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73214945/the_morning_blitz_7_28_26.mp3" length="87836946" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f/73ae5a5c-a2b7-462a-9f2b-039c16daeb4f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pit
Goose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car window
Something you are very good at, but you don't talk about it
Tell us how a moving company screwed up your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pit<br />Goose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car window<br />Something you are very good at, but you don't talk about it<br />Tell us how a moving company screwed up your move<br />The longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5490</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band,cashapp,company,devilskin,dui,just,lockerroom,longest,loudwire,married,mosh,moving,naked,odd,pit,poop,running,screwup,skill,tonyromo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mint-chill-dude-wipes-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-27-26--73192869</link><description><![CDATA[Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi Bay<br />We were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of us<br />People are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weight<br />One of the Island Boys was arrested here in Columbus<br />Tell us how hard you spoil your pet]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73192869</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 13:49:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73192869/the_morning_blitz_7_27_26.mp3" length="74955444" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4/ccd85afd-b067-42d5-92d5-89270d68b7c4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi Bay
We were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of us
People are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weight
One of the Island Boys was arrested here in Columbus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi Bay<br />We were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of us<br />People are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weight<br />One of the Island Boys was arrested here in Columbus<br />Tell us how hard you spoil your pet]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4685</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>49ers,arrested,chill,columbus,cyclospora,ditching,dudewipes,ffdp,fivefingerdeathpunch,grizzly,gummy,islandboys,kyleshanahan,michigan,mint,pets,teenagers,thoughts,weight,zoombezibay</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-in-july-the-morning-blitz-7-24-26--73147102</link><description><![CDATA[Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73147102</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 14:02:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73147102/the_morning_blitz_7_24_26.mp3" length="71177093" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813/a902b10f-58af-44be-a377-753f699f5813.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4449</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>children's,christmas,drive,hospital,july,nationwide,toy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ride-the-lie-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-7-23-26--73125744</link><description><![CDATA[Jimothy has become a national superstar<br />Tell us what specific food you could eat every single day<br />What lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?<br />Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in public<br />Guess the secret sound]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73125744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:47:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73125744/the_morning_blitz_7_23_26.mp3" length="81697962" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a/afc74c43-2743-42e5-93de-d73ce6c8202a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jimothy has become a national superstar
Tell us what specific food you could eat every single day
What lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?
Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in public
Guess...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jimothy has become a national superstar<br />Tell us what specific food you could eat every single day<br />What lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?<br />Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in public<br />Guess the secret sound]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5107</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>conversation,eat,evanescence,everyday,fml,fmylife,food,guess,jimothy,lie,ohiostatefair,public,raccoon,ride,secret,skyrim,sound,talking,weirdal,yourself</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-i-radio-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-22-26--73108144</link><description><![CDATA[Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicle<br />A woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruise<br />What to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each other<br />An Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injury<br />A.I. radio personalities don't have emotions and it really shows]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73108144</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 13:50:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73108144/the_morning_blitz_7_22_26.mp3" length="84139261" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb/1cf9c478-677e-4940-a91e-d54467ee08eb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicle
A woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruise
What to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each other
An Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injury
A.I. radio...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicle<br />A woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruise<br />What to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each other<br />An Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injury<br />A.I. radio personalities don't have emotions and it really shows]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5259</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,cruise,death,espn,feet,fesshole,fork,kids,motorized,nflnetwork,oaklanda's,radio,rookie,ryanclark,scooter,scratching,testicle,traps,viral,weirdal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/naked-on-a-train-and-pokemon-sex-toys-the-morning-blitz-7-21-26--73086224</link><description><![CDATA[Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lesson<br />Tell us what your ex ruined for you<br />A new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sac<br />Get the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell out<br />Are you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73086224</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 13:54:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73086224/the_morning_blitz_7_21_26.mp3" length="76576290" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3/658f8ee8-7e50-4ee8-aa78-86a9fa4fbce3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lesson
Tell us what your ex ruined for you
A new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sac
Get the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell out
Are you a fast walker or a slow...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lesson<br />Tell us what your ex ruined for you<br />A new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sac<br />Get the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell out<br />Are you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4786</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aminotic,doll,driving,ex,first,lesson,naked,pokemon,pregnant,riotfest,ruined,sac,sex,speed,teenager,toys,train,*uckers,walking,williamshatner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-secrets-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-20-26--73068311</link><description><![CDATA[Would you marry a former bank robber?<br />Tell us your legendary family secret<br />There are people who actually collect toenails<br />Hiding drugs in every part of your body<br />The best sports nicknames of all time]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73068311</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 13:47:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73068311/the_morning_blitz_7_20_26.mp3" length="72879441" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882/99c878dd-2877-4b9c-a8d9-f38615533882.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you marry a former bank robber?
Tell us your legendary family secret
There are people who actually collect toenails
Hiding drugs in every part of your body
The best sports nicknames of all time</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you marry a former bank robber?<br />Tell us your legendary family secret<br />There are people who actually collect toenails<br />Hiding drugs in every part of your body<br />The best sports nicknames of all time]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4555</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bank,body,collection,drugs,family,gummy,hidden,indianlake,marry,nicknames,poppy,robber,secrets,spain,sports,thoughts,toenail,upheaval,wildfires,worldcup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shaving-someone-else-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-15-26--72991419</link><description><![CDATA[A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everyday<br />Tell us why you shaved someone else<br />A new dating app plans your entire date out for you<br />Police were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concert<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72991419</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 13:53:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72991419/the_morning_blitz_7_15_26.mp3" length="81827111" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256/706894b4-ef03-4f3f-a2b5-1728401db256.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everyday
Tell us why you shaved someone else
A new dating app plans your entire date out for you
Police were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concert
Don't Blow It For Everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everyday<br />Tell us why you shaved someone else<br />A new dating app plans your entire date out for you<br />Police were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concert<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5115</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,a.i.,app,dating,ditto,don'tblowitforeveryone,drugs,fesshole,heatwave,horseshoe,monopoly,movies,netflix,phish,police,recall,shaving,someone,telluride,twin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/demolition-derbies-and-old-people-phrases-the-morning-blitz-7-14-26--72967799</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one day<br />Goose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair<br />The San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?<br />A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawn<br />Were you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72967799</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 13:57:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72967799/the_morning_blitz_7_14_26.mp3" length="79523738" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc/e2f72b54-54cc-427d-bffb-794e8a4411bc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one day
Goose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair
The San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?
A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one day<br />Goose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair<br />The San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?<br />A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawn<br />Were you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4971</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,county,demolition,derby,dukesofhazzard,fair,florida,jacobtobey,lorenwaters,nba,old,people,phrases,play-by-play,public,restaurant,sex,spurs,twice,vacuum</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Well Ain't That Some Ish and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/well-ain-t-that-some-ish-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-13-26--72950255</link><description><![CDATA[A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weapon<br />Apparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrong<br />People that share hidden secrets about various things in online groups<br />Linkin Park doesn't know anything about anything<br />Life is full of little lessons...what lesson do you live by?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72950255</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 14:21:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72950255/c6501ef6_2174_4317_86d7_2f9310890ef6.mp3" length="89784636" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c/4a4bd1db-3f40-418c-969a-8cdf277a6f1c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weapon
Apparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrong
People that share hidden secrets about various things in online groups
Linkin Park doesn't know anything about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weapon<br />Apparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrong<br />People that share hidden secrets about various things in online groups<br />Linkin Park doesn't know anything about anything<br />Life is full of little lessons...what lesson do you live by?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5612</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,bar,cedarpoint,fight,groups,gummy,gunsnroses,hidden,horseshoe,lessons,life,linkinpark,lyrics,ohiostadium,online,seagulls,secrets,thoughts,weapon,welcometothejungle</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mexican-batman-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-1-26--72771171</link><description><![CDATA[We have a new stomach bug to worry about<br />When did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?<br />Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and more<br />The firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughter<br />Mexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72771171</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 13:49:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72771171/the_morning_blitz_7_1_26.mp3" length="186864016" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478/7de4802b-8442-43ab-b62a-69117eb9f478.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have a new stomach bug to worry about
When did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?
Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and more
The firefighter didn't make enough money to be good...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have a new stomach bug to worry about<br />When did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?<br />Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and more<br />The firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughter<br />Mexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5840</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,explaining,fesshole,firefighter,girlfriend,hitmen,killers,listeners,mexican,rich,salary,signs,smokeybear,spies,stomach,sugarloaf,tecumseh,therapy,vigilante,virus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/emotional-support-dragon-and-matt-hates-us-the-morning-blitz-6-30-26--72757370</link><description><![CDATA[A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo<br />Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else<br />Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us<br />A man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragon<br />What is the most unique wedding you have been to?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72757370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:51:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72757370/the_morning_blitz_6_30_26.mp3" length="165922589" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d/4b9eb718-56ad-4b3c-a5d8-697c8c94608d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo
Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else
Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us
A man can't do his community service without his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo<br />Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else<br />Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us<br />A man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragon<br />What is the most unique wedding you have been to?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$300k,anesthesia,bed,club,craigslist,dragon,emotional,guitar,hateful,hofbrauhaus,hofbräuhaus,meanmatt,strip,strippers,support,surgery,text,unique,wedding,zanesville</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stop-pooping-in-public-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-29-26--72739801</link><description><![CDATA[Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?<br />A serial pool pooper has finally been caught<br />Backrub babies and other strange conceptions<br />You can bring a plus one, but not THAT one<br />Many predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72739801</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 13:49:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72739801/the_morning_blitz_6_29_26.mp3" length="153688088" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23/863bc309-ce25-4e0c-9a68-51fbaab25f23.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?
A serial pool pooper has finally been caught
Backrub babies and other strange conceptions
You can bring a plus one, but not THAT one
Many predict that we should prepare for a lot more of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?<br />A serial pool pooper has finally been caught<br />Backrub babies and other strange conceptions<br />You can bring a plus one, but not THAT one<br />Many predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4803</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,backrub,bigbrother,breakfast,cars,chillicothe,conception,family,funflation,gummy,invitation,plusone,pools,pooping,public,surveillance,tecumseh,television,thoughts,ugly</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/birds-on-guitar-and-family-feud-the-morning-blitz-6-26-26--72702911</link><description><![CDATA[The funny things America is googling about the World Cup<br />Tell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customer<br />Amazing stories from the world of science<br />Do you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?<br />The things we learned in bars when we were kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72702911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 13:54:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72702911/the_morning_blitz_6_26_26.mp3" length="166680767" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9/8f9c3496-3e22-4765-8bf0-35d8239e00d9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The funny things America is googling about the World Cup
Tell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customer
Amazing stories from the world of science
Do you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?
The things we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The funny things America is googling about the World Cup<br />Tell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customer<br />Amazing stories from the world of science<br />Do you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?<br />The things we learned in bars when we were kids]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5209</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bakermayfield,bars,birds,business,cup,customers,family,feud,fungal,googling,guitar,kids,protomen,science,searches,soccer,strokes,usa,world,wyndhamclark</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/junk-drawers-and-butt-plugs-the-morning-blitz-6-25-26--72688451</link><description><![CDATA[Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's world<br />A guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in it<br />You can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of Poker<br />Norway soccer fans took over Time Square in New York<br />We are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72688451</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 13:47:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72688451/the_morning_blitz_6_25_26.mp3" length="169506171" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b/a121fd66-d7bd-41d5-9e71-79020097959b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's world
A guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in it
You can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of Poker
Norway soccer fans took...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's world<br />A guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in it<br />You can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of Poker<br />Norway soccer fans took over Time Square in New York<br />We are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5298</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>butt,drawer,fist,genz,items,junk,maxxing,millyalcock,newyork,norway,plug,poker,rowing,series,soccer,sonictemple,square,supergirl,times,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dating-for-benefits-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-24-26--72671673</link><description><![CDATA[Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform?<br />Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc?<br />We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and why<br />Seattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messy<br />Twinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing from convenient stores]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72671673</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 13:54:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72671673/the_morning_blitz_6_24_26.mp3" length="169701776" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2/a204ddf4-03b1-4038-bc0f-408a9605f4b2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform?
Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc?
We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform?<br />Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc?<br />We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and why<br />Seattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messy<br />Twinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing from convenient stores]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5304</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>benefit,blair,bonuses,dating,fesshole,honeybun,hostess,life,limebikes,police,pool,project,reflecting,seattle,strokes,twinkies,uniform,waitch,wonder,worldcup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-temple-2027-and-arby-s-herpes-the-morning-blitz-6-23-26--72650597</link><description><![CDATA[The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food<br />I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich<br />Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days<br />Science explains why pooping feels so good<br />Throw your loofah in the trash right now]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72650597</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 13:47:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72650597/the_morning_blitz_6_23_26.mp3" length="168420313" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442/14e5837b-c9be-4817-8d66-6bebccabd442.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food
I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich
Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days
Science explains why pooping feels so good...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food<br />I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich<br />Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days<br />Science explains why pooping feels so good<br />Throw your loofah in the trash right now]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5264</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>american,arbys,bacteria,bad,blooddrive,emotion,fifa,food,herpes,humans,loofah,news,philkelly,pooping,redcross,science,sonictemple,trash,worldcup,wsyx</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fictional-band-hits-and-honeymoon-fights-the-morning-blitz-6-19-26--72600655</link><description><![CDATA[Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom'<br />Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married<br />Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies<br />Goose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wanted<br />People are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72600655</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 14:02:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72600655/the_morning_blitz_6_19_26.mp3" length="155393361" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2/8e90913f-2c41-46d5-a53e-e7780dfd94d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom'
Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married
Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies
Goose took home the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom'<br />Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married<br />Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies<br />Goose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wanted<br />People are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,australia,bands,cream,don't,father'sday,fictional,fights,google,hit,honeymoon,ice,jerseymike's,maxxing,mom,pinball,songs,tell,usa,worldcup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sex-survey-results-and-goblintimacy-the-morning-blitz-6-18-26--72579491</link><description><![CDATA[Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?<br />Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average<br />Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car<br />Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp?<br />Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72579491</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 13:57:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72579491/the_morning_blitz_6_18_26.mp3" length="73620483" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514/ac6751e1-183a-4b5e-8f4a-5515ffe95514.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?
Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average
Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car
Is it worse...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?<br />Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average<br />Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car<br />Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp?<br />Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4602</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,bedroom,burp,cars,comforts,concert,crop,dollar,dust,fart,goblintimacy,kids,lionelrichie,million,nannies,seats,sex,skills,survey,tickets</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bye-bye-california-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-17-26--72563398</link><description><![CDATA[There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace<br />They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg<br />The reality show Love Island is making people crazy<br />Is California actually about to break off from the rest of the country?<br />Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72563398</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 13:55:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72563398/the_morning_blitz_6_17_26.mp3" length="80120584" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b/da4d1c99-d051-42c9-b9c1-05c8edaa385b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace
They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg
The reality show Love Island is making people crazy
Is California actually about to break off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace<br />They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg<br />The reality show Love Island is making people crazy<br />Is California actually about to break off from the rest of the country?<br />Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5008</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>108mph,ac/dc,california,earthquake,facebook,fault,knicks,leg,loveisland,marketplace,park,prosthetic,sanandreas,shows,speeding,stress,survivor,television,therapy,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/muse-clues-and-lesbian-nuns-the-morning-blitz-6-16-26--72549961</link><description><![CDATA[People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why<br />Men need to listen to these helpful tips<br />We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from<br />Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be<br />Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72549961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:55:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72549961/the_morning_blitz_6_16_26.mp3" length="82747457" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245/3d01081d-66af-4eca-bc07-dfb70071c245.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why
Men need to listen to these helpful tips
We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from
Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be
Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why<br />Men need to listen to these helpful tips<br />We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from<br />Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be<br />Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animal,bunnyxo,clockwise,counter,culver's,destination,divorce,dr.diablo,farts,gaming,jellyroll,lesbian,lifetime,muse,nuns,taste,test,tuesday,vacation,walking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-4-ton-potato-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-15-26--72534629</link><description><![CDATA[A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case<br />People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country<br />A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor<br />South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix<br />Top 10 drum intros in rock music history]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72534629</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 13:48:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72534629/the_morning_blitz_6_15_26.mp3" length="74413351" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181/abf1131b-674f-4b54-9559-54598f0aa181.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case
People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country
A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor
South Korea is using fake online...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case<br />People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country<br />A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor<br />South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix<br />Top 10 drum intros in rock music history]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4651</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,director,drum,dublin,ebola,fake,funeral,gummy,intros,irishfestival,neighbor,potato,shopping,stores,thoughts,ufc,usa,worldcup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tan-maxxing-and-bird-riffs-the-morning-blitz-6-12-26--72498493</link><description><![CDATA[A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing<br />As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize<br />Tell us who your local hero is<br />Even A.I. is trying to scam us now<br />The best movies of the past 25 years]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72498493</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 13:49:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72498493/the_morning_blitz_6_12_26.mp3" length="77593185" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12/44d5d191-9221-43ac-a028-bb5c5ae8da12.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing
As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize
Tell us who your local hero is
Even A.I. is trying to scam us now
The best movies of the past 25 years</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing<br />As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize<br />Tell us who your local hero is<br />Even A.I. is trying to scam us now<br />The best movies of the past 25 years]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4850</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2000s,agree,a.i.,americans,bird,breakdowns,divided,dugoutdads,heroes,homerow,keyboard,keys,local,maxxing,movies,riffs,sandlot,scams,shinedown,tan</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/f-my-life-and-don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-the-morning-blitz-6-11-26--72480012</link><description><![CDATA[If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor<br />Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk<br />People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police<br />The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows<br />If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72480012</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:48:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72480012/the_morning_blitz_6_11_26.mp3" length="83097707" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5/65809f5d-20da-4a29-b508-b2e2b91091f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor
Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk
People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police
The most famous cars from 80's movies and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor<br />Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk<br />People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police<br />The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows<br />If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5194</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,canada,canes,cars,chip,coleslaw,computer,deodorant,don'tblowit,facility,fml,fmylife,language,movie,odor,police,sex,silicon,valley,workers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-nut-and-blitz-therapy-the-morning-blitz-6-10-26--72459057</link><description><![CDATA[People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones<br />Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go<br />Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day<br />What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?<br />Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72459057</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 13:49:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72459057/the_morning_blitz_6_10_26.mp3" length="86442216" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a/31922851-f3e8-4aa5-9b63-90ec4d1df55a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones
Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go
Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day
What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones<br />Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go<br />Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day<br />What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?<br />Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5403</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2112,america250,backwards,beach,blitz,fesshole,goodnut,lifetime,lincolnmemorial,missing,moments,phone,rush,scrolling,shinedown,therapy,tombrady,ufc,vintage,websites</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/practice-dating-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-6-9-26--72437474</link><description><![CDATA[Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?<br />Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills<br />Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear<br />A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire<br />Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72437474</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:49:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72437474/the_morning_blitz_6_9_26.mp3" length="89137635" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f/a4d846fd-fa43-4e2c-aaab-c5ac1dc61c9f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?
Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills
Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear
A meteorologist continues to give the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?<br />Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills<br />Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear<br />A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire<br />Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5572</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeye,celebrities,dating,diploma,fire,high,merchandise,meterologist,nation,practice,school,skills,social,stagetour,studio,taste,teenagers,test,tuesday,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/misheard-lyrics-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-8-26--72418481</link><description><![CDATA[He had his crank in his left hand<br />Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem<br />St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade<br />Do you become a different person based on your environment?<br />Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72418481</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 13:49:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72418481/the_morning_blitz_6_8_26.mp3" length="82093769" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518/f86a330d-d411-431e-99b4-a5ca7861b518.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>He had his crank in his left hand
Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem
St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade
Do you become a different person based on your environment?
Rambo and Spiderman...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[He had his crank in his left hand<br />Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem<br />St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade<br />Do you become a different person based on your environment?<br />Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5131</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>55,appalachian,car,crank,florida,gummy,hose,hot,lyrics,melted,miles,misheard,rambo,shinedown,siesta,spiderman,st.benedict's,thoughts,trail,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-grove-city-mafia-and-wake-n-bake-trivia-the-morning-blitz-6-5-26--72368063</link><description><![CDATA[Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?<br />A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb<br />Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it<br />Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you?<br />The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72368063</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:52:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72368063/the_morning_blitz_6_5_26.mp3" length="89413488" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010/65f9275c-a6ad-4926-a929-6c37ec477010.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?
A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb
Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it
Would you date someone...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?<br />A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb<br />Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it<br />Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you?<br />The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5589</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$2billion,bullied,bully,caddie,catalog,child,dating,events,garthbrooks,grovecity,mafia,memorial,pga,ruined,science,scottiescheffler,trivia,wakenbake,walmart,waymo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sperm-maxxing-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-6-4-26--72344577</link><description><![CDATA[Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning<br />If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?<br />Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts<br />We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life<br />Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72344577</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 13:50:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72344577/the_morning_blitz_6_4_26.mp3" length="86798736" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd/cb3d5a30-483e-48a3-a461-62da954b9dbd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning
If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?
Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts
We get into a debate about how much luck plays a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning<br />If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?<br />Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts<br />We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life<br />Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5425</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bears,calebwilliams,cold,counts,display,feet,fml,fmylife,gaming,lucky,madden,marriage,maxxing,nfl,parents,school,sperm,trophies,unlucky,warned</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breaking-up-with-a-witch-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-3-26--72322571</link><description><![CDATA[You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want<br />Tell us what you broke when you were angry<br />A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make<br />We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste<br />Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72322571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:09:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72322571/the_morning_blitz_6_3_26.mp3" length="92749639" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a/482ed456-5100-43fa-9248-07500ca7d82a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want
Tell us what you broke when you were angry
A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make
We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste
Bad things...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want<br />Tell us what you broke when you were angry<br />A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make<br />We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste<br />Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5797</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angry,break,breakup,crystals,curse,debate,fesshole,helicopter,longisland,luck,mayor,north,sawblade,shore,sounds,throw,tiktok,toothpaste,witch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/highway-to-hell-and-yearbook-drama-the-morning-blitz-6-2-26--72296860</link><description><![CDATA[You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?<br />Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out<br />Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?<br />Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working<br />Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72296860</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:56:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72296860/the_morning_blitz_6_2_26.mp3" length="93481067" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b/07dfa32f-9a96-489d-bb68-85f544d0635b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?
Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out
Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?
Tell us how you made a cheap...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?<br />Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out<br />Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?<br />Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working<br />Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5843</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>666,browns,bubba,cheap,fix,genre,gravy,hell,highway,kfc,kids,missing,movies,music,mylesgarrett,poland,rig,scientist,signing,yearbooks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-a-bitch-be-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-1-26--72278470</link><description><![CDATA[Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami<br />Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation<br />Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business<br />TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth<br />Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72278470</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:54:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72278470/the_morning_blitz_6_1_26.mp3" length="74463088" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1/8e1c2be0-1910-4140-808f-6a47668ec2d1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami
Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation
Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business
TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth
Goose wants nothing to do with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami<br />Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation<br />Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business<br />TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth<br />Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4654</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agents,google,gummy,handshake,hungry,june,letabitchbe,miami,mosquitos,mulching,overreaction,power,sterile,thoughts,tsa,weekend,work,yard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-cereal-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-28-26--72208494</link><description><![CDATA[Feral hogs are invading Ohio<br />Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything<br />Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate<br />Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it<br />There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72208494</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 13:47:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72208494/the_morning_blitz_5_28_26.mp3" length="83511905" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2/4441ace2-8a13-4df8-a6dc-5cae9a76dcb2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Feral hogs are invading Ohio
Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything
Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate
Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Feral hogs are invading Ohio<br />Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything<br />Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate<br />Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it<br />There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5220</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alarm,cereal,digital,feral,fire,fml,fmylife,hogs,inanimate,invasive,jasonbonham,ledzeppelin,man,object,ohio,price,restaurant,swine,swole,tags</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/single-life-luxuries-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-27-26--72186058</link><description><![CDATA[Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason<br />Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research<br />The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on<br />A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week<br />If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72186058</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 14:11:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72186058/the_morning_blitz_5_27_26.mp3" length="83034177" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593/fa090d3e-66e3-4968-862f-64abe7a1b593.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason
Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research
The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on
A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week
If you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason<br />Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research<br />The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on<br />A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week<br />If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5190</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>14,$2000,chants,fesshole,hooligans,joi,joi.ai,life,luxuries,masturbation,murder,pumpkins,returned,single,smashing,soccer,spouse,therapy,uhaul,years</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/austism-test-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-26-26--72168967</link><description><![CDATA[You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?<br />U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries<br />Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event<br />Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?<br />Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72168967</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 13:49:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72168967/the_morning_blitz_5_26_26.mp3" length="87655970" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180/8e0e1a7c-3881-499a-bf44-b8d5c3120180.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?
U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries
Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event
Thick tests Goose and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?<br />U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries<br />Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event<br />Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?<br />Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5479</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$30000,adhd,audhd,austism,billionaires,bonham,cavaliers,citizenship,countries,fanny,gummy,jobs,lazy,pack,passports,salaries,test,thoughts,wawa,zeppelin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-punishment-and-misspelled-words-the-morning-blitz-5-22-26--72115200</link><description><![CDATA[You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?<br />Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid<br />A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles<br />Some people have a different official start of summer<br />The most misseplled words in America may surprise you]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72115200</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 13:48:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72115200/the_morning_blitz_5_22_26.mp3" length="93766115" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216/cff63728-bfe7-4bc2-9c51-9826b84d6216.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?
Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid
A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles
Some people have a different official start of summer
The most...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?<br />Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid<br />A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles<br />Some people have a different official start of summer<br />The most misseplled words in America may surprise you]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5861</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airlines,calendar,charles,death,grounded,king,misspelled,nuns,official,pilot,pizza,priests,punishment,southwest,summer,tipping,uk,words,worst,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bare-feet-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-21-26--72098257</link><description><![CDATA[Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern<br />Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater<br />Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public<br />We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us<br />We have found a side hustle for college kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72098257</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 13:50:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72098257/the_morning_blitz_5_21_26.mp3" length="81671630" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387/c17aaba3-a6e7-4d07-a0e4-9ecc56b1d387.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern
Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater
Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public
We have now been informed that there are 4...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern<br />Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater<br />Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public<br />We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us<br />We have found a side hustle for college kids]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5105</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>activity,alien,bare,college,embarrassment,feet,fml,fmylife,hustle,japan,mutant,normal,nuclear,pigs,rapture,side,species,super,theater,twentyonepilots</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sports Injuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sports-injuries-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-20-26--72083866</link><description><![CDATA[Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes<br />Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries<br />Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers<br />A.I. completely screws up a college graduation<br />Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72083866</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 13:49:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72083866/the_morning_blitz_5_20_26.mp3" length="84777903" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877/b72330a4-a4a8-4ba4-b9b0-a953c5527877.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes
Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries
Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers
A.I. completely screws up a college graduation
Wager websites are trying to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes<br />Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries<br />Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers<br />A.I. completely screws up a college graduation<br />Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,brocklesnar,centers,college,data,erinbockovich,fesshole,gambling,graduation,injuries,mackenzieshirilla,smashingpumpkins,sports,strongsville,thecrash,wager,wweraw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gargoyle-butts-and-healthy-butts-the-morning-blitz-5-19-26--72069316</link><description><![CDATA[If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?<br />Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts<br />A man's butt indicates how healthy he is<br />Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident<br />Google translations don't always come out right]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72069316</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 13:47:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72069316/the_morning_blitz_5_19_26.mp3" length="84514171" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2/5abfb73c-7a8f-4a58-a49a-7a641072eaa2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?
Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts
A man's butt indicates how healthy he is
Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident
Google translations...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?<br />Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts<br />A man's butt indicates how healthy he is<br />Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident<br />Google translations don't always come out right]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5283</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accidents,butts,car,charlesbarkley,drain,freeze,gargoyle,glutes,google,health,shaq,smashingpumpkins,spain,strange,time,translations,tsa,twentyonepilots,urn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Temple Recap and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-18-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-temple-recap-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-18-26--72055867</link><description><![CDATA[Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it<br />Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list<br />Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood<br />Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement<br />Waymo vehicles continue to run into problems]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72055867</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 14:02:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72055867/the_morning_blitz_5_18_26.mp3" length="84609883" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d/bfd56253-fb9c-4a00-9a64-a7acfa87021d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it
Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list
Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood
Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement
Waymo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it<br />Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list<br />Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood<br />Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement<br />Waymo vehicles continue to run into problems]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5289</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bmth,childhood,cleavage,fashion,gummy,male,marilynmanson,megadeth,parents,publicenemy,rondarousey,smashingpumpkins,sonictemple,statement,thoughts,threw,twentyonepilots,vehicles,waymo,wweraw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rain Rot and Sonic Temple - The Morning Blitz 5-15-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rain-rot-and-sonic-temple-the-morning-blitz-5-15-26--72020380</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy<br />Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?<br />Calling dibs on something before someone dies<br />There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'<br />From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72020380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 13:49:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72020380/the_morning_blitz_5_15_26.mp3" length="88878501" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef/e09fa4f3-5789-41c8-84f6-28fa438499ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy
Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?
Calling dibs on something before someone dies
There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'
From pictures to the dance,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy<br />Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?<br />Calling dibs on something before someone dies<br />There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'<br />From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5555</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Temple and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-14-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-temple-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-14-26--72005890</link><description><![CDATA[The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing<br />Women want men to stop wearing flip flops<br />What is the strangest thing you did naked?<br />Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72005890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 13:48:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72005890/the_morning_blitz_5_14_26.mp3" length="90210536" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2/bf42a158-242b-4f98-99fe-01b72186fed2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing
Women want men to stop wearing flip flops
What is the strangest thing you did naked?
Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing<br />Women want men to stop wearing flip flops<br />What is the strangest thing you did naked?<br />Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5639</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Car Ranch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/car-ranch-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-13-26--71990158</link><description><![CDATA[Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?<br />Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion<br />Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints<br />Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?<br />The NFL Schedule for 2026]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71990158</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 14:02:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71990158/the_morning_blitz_5_13_26.mp3" length="84555131" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005/048bfebb-f861-4f12-9787-cbb2405e1005.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?
Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion
Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints
Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?
The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?<br />Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion<br />Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints<br />Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?<br />The NFL Schedule for 2026]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5285</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bmth,car,concussion,family,fesshole,fifth,fingerprints,girlfriend,marriage,nfl,olisykes,peace,ranch,roadtrip,rockroyalty,scam,schedule,sign,sonictemple,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Worst Fans and Jimmy Buffet Maxxing - The Morning Blitz 5-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-worst-fans-and-jimmy-buffet-maxxing-the-morning-blitz-5-12-26--71976320</link><description><![CDATA[Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms<br />Who has the worst fans in pop culture?<br />Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway<br />Tell us the odd living situation you are in<br />Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71976320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 13:56:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71976320/the_morning_blitz_5_12_26.mp3" length="84700163" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed/3ae65ad2-e450-4c70-92bb-18bb9a1367ed.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms
Who has the worst fans in pop culture?
Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway
Tell us the odd living situation you are in
Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms<br />Who has the worst fans in pop culture?<br />Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway<br />Tell us the odd living situation you are in<br />Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathrooms,bedrooms,buffett,culture,fans,jimmy,letter,living,maxxing,meijer,odd,pop,s,scientific,separate,situation,sonictemple,studies,wordle,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly's Back and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-11-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-s-back-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-11-26--71957501</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again<br />Goose finds more misheard lyrics<br />Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him<br />When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life<br />The best fads of the 90s]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71957501</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 14:13:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71957501/the_morning_blitz_5_11_26.mp3" length="84589821" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f/629c5391-83c6-4dc6-aeee-1767a0e2846f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again
Goose finds more misheard lyrics
Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him
When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life
The best fads of the 90s</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again<br />Goose finds more misheard lyrics<br />Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him<br />When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life<br />The best fads of the 90s]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5287</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1990s,bossbaby,cooter,diamonds,fads,gummy,harrybaals,kellyquinn,lyrics,misheard,priceisright,record,rockroyalty,rockville,slushing,sonic,temple,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pranking Mom and Ian Bagg - The Morning Blitz 5-8-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pranking-mom-and-ian-bagg-the-morning-blitz-5-8-26--71923282</link><description><![CDATA[Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone<br />Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out<br />A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom<br />Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic?<br />Things people do when they are alone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71923282</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71923282/the_morning_blitz_5_8_26.mp3" length="87291510" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2/7777afe6-b5bf-44bf-8a5e-9207fbb9c3d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone
Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out
A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom
Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic?
Things people do when...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone<br />Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out<br />A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom<br />Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic?<br />Things people do when they are alone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5456</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alone,bagg,crying,cube,funnybone,gators,hantavirus,ian,ianbagg,kids,mom,mother'sday,pandemic,people,prank,record,rubik's,simoncowell,skydive,strokes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No Men For 24 Hours and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-7-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-men-for-24-hours-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-7-26--71907193</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall<br />The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it<br />Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours<br />More societal norms that are being ditched this year<br />Music artists are getting blue dot fever]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71907193</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 13:52:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71907193/the_morning_blitz_5_7_26.mp3" length="72157208" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c/7dcbdf5e-bd26-4839-920b-7486a9050b2c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall
The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it
Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours
More societal norms that are being ditched this year
Music artists...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall<br />The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it<br />Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours<br />More societal norms that are being ditched this year<br />Music artists are getting blue dot fever]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4510</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>24hrs,blut,ceo,childhood,chipotle,concerts,disappear,dot,earliest,fever,fml,ironmaiden,lizzyrain,memory,men,norms,nxt,societal,theaters,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Women Gone For 24 Hours and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/women-gone-for-24-hours-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-6-26--71891108</link><description><![CDATA[Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company<br />A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it<br />Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours<br />People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles<br />Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71891108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 13:50:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71891108/the_morning_blitz_5_6_26.mp3" length="66915999" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f/45523a08-3643-4b04-b4ad-8f3a6704442f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company
A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it
Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours
People in other countries are creeped...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company<br />A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it<br />Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours<br />People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles<br />Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4183</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>24hrs,bear,coffee,creal,creepy,disappear,fesshole,foreign,german,jersey,newt,pathogen,reds,smile,spray,strokes,therapy,toys,willage,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Breakfast Soup and Dumb Men - The Morning Blitz 5-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breakfast-soup-and-dumb-men-the-morning-blitz-5-5-26--71876240</link><description><![CDATA[Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle<br />Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center<br />Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot<br />There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal<br />The sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71876240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 13:54:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71876240/the_morning_blitz_5_5_26.mp3" length="76382775" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38/c8e5c180-f36c-493d-b2e7-15542830db38.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle
Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center
Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot
There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal
The sporting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle<br />Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center<br />Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot<br />There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal<br />The sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4774</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breakfast,cereal,cinco,circumcision,dating,davegrohl,event,foofighters,forgood,funeral,gas,goosebumps,idiot,manly,soup,sporting,strokes,tacobell,tingle,waymo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spirit Airlines and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-4-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spirit-airlines-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-4-26--71855671</link><description><![CDATA[Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song<br />Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly<br />When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?<br />The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect<br />Christian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71855671</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 13:52:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71855671/the_morning_blitz_5_4_26.mp3" length="70567709" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8/3d636e9a-9327-42fb-ad22-487baf8867a8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song
Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly
When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?
The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect
Christian Slater is the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song<br />Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly<br />When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?<br />The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect<br />Christian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4411</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Steed Or Weed and Principal Assenheimer - The Morning Blitz 5-1-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/steed-or-weed-and-principal-assenheimer-the-morning-blitz-5-1-26--71814261</link><description><![CDATA[Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed<br />You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars<br />Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614<br />Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list<br />Ass Man and the Butt Nut]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71814261</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 13:48:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71814261/the_morning_blitz_5_1_26.mp3" length="90317116" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8/ea494c33-c012-4f0a-9043-216588e321c8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed
You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars
Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614
Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed<br />You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars<br />Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614<br />Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list<br />Ass Man and the Butt Nut]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$5,assenheimer,assman,blitzhammer,bucket,buttnut,derby,dokken,gas,great,lakes,list,mars,metal,reverse,rules,sharks,steed,strict,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Poop Song and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-30-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-poop-song-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-30-26--71778869</link><description><![CDATA[Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower<br />New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe<br />A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song<br />Words or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop saying<br />The new trend of fiber maxxing]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71778869</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 13:51:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71778869/the_morning_blitz_4_30_26.mp3" length="80203758" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525/b86a26ca-8965-4fa0-8ad4-6118c3abc525.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower
New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe
A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song
Words or phrases your toddler...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower<br />New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe<br />A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song<br />Words or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop saying<br />The new trend of fiber maxxing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,audio,bugsbunny,cars,cartoons,dokken,facing,fiber,fml,fmylife,habits,maxxxing,phrases,poop,sakety,shower,song,toddler,video,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everybody Is Psychic and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-29-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everybody-is-psychic-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-29-26--71733085</link><description><![CDATA[80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song<br />Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked<br />A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs<br />Getting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV show<br />Do not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71733085</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 13:59:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71733085/the_morning_blitz_4_29_26.mp3" length="84714791" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968/c192e2fa-3775-4938-b8e2-668aec5f8968.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song
Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked
A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs
Getting interrupted while you are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song<br />Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked<br />A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs<br />Getting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV show<br />Do not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5295</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,albums,balcony,common,crooked,cruise,fesshole,interrupt,invitations,prescription,psychic,rock,school,sense,sex,song,stamps,suspension,tv,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stoned Monks and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 4-28-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stoned-monks-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-4-28-26--71706403</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition<br />Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?<br />We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference<br />The best movies based on a true story<br />A woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71706403</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:47:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71706403/the_morning_blitz_4_28_26.mp3" length="84536323" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4/df074494-1d37-4693-8a2e-dca9c3a44bc4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition
Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?
We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference
The best movies based on a true story
A woman used an 11 second clip...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition<br />Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?<br />We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference<br />The best movies based on a true story<br />A woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5284</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>:11,accident,based,date,difference,dokken,marijuana,meetings,monks,movies,pounds,power,second,story,super,taste,test,true,water,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>White House Dinner Shooting and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/white-house-dinner-shooting-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-27-26--71672544</link><description><![CDATA[Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!<br />The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner<br />A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real<br />Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answers<br />Thoughts from the NFL draft]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71672544</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:54:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71672544/the_morning_blitz_4_27_26.mp3" length="77750755" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47/69cb7830-9ff4-4143-bfe7-3f41c1c91a47.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!
The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner
A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real
Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!<br />The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner<br />A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real<br />Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answers<br />Thoughts from the NFL draft]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4860</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,coorespondents,dinner,draft,gummy,house,kidnapped,mansion,nfl,scarface,shooting,sinceerly,teetime,thoughts,white</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wake N Bake and Alternate Coachella - The Morning Blitz 4-24-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wake-n-bake-and-alternate-coachella-the-morning-blitz-4-24-26--71613916</link><description><![CDATA[Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug<br />There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions<br />People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there<br />A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons<br />The Subway slap heard round the world]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71613916</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:59:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71613916/the_morning_blitz_4_24_26.mp3" length="78441224" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b/94d20d8f-f2b4-46cf-82b8-a292bc25997b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug
There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions
People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there
A local Columbus floral shop has gone...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug<br />There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions<br />People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there<br />A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons<br />The Subway slap heard round the world]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4903</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alternate,bake,calebdowns,coachella,conditions,draft,freddurst,limpbizkit,marijuana,mikevrabel,parking,schedule,special,spots,subway,valentinefloral,wake,wakenbake,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Frank Caliendo and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/frank-caliendo-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-23-26--71589782</link><description><![CDATA[A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why<br />Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it<br />Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71589782</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:02:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71589782/the_morning_blitz_4_23_26.mp3" length="86504910" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009/f21cb366-de68-4524-bafc-ef056067d009.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why
Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it
Dave Grohl's doctor can't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why<br />Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it<br />Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5407</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alicecooper,assault,bruh,caliendo,cinderella,cords,davegrohl,espn,fml,fmylife,foofighters,frankcaliendo,funnybone,jeopardy,rule,student,teacher,vocal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cocaine Fish and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-22-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cocaine-fish-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-22-26--71558348</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?<br />Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine<br />Tell us what outdated name you still call something by<br />Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member<br />The cost of condoms is about to go way up]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71558348</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:49:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71558348/the_morning_blitz_4_22_26.mp3" length="77810523" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c/4275871c-d73c-4ff0-a22b-e695a1765a7c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?
Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine
Tell us what outdated name you still call something by
Bands that got worse and bands that got...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?<br />Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine<br />Tell us what outdated name you still call something by<br />Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member<br />The cost of condoms is about to go way up]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4864</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band,bedroom,cocaine,condoms,cost,door,fish,kids,mayer,members,names,oscar,outdated,remove,salmon,soccer,sweden,topeka,weinermobile,womens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Self Enforced Rules and Time Warp - The Morning Blitz 4-21-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-enforced-rules-and-time-warp-the-morning-blitz-4-21-26--71520829</link><description><![CDATA[Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick<br />Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating<br />We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday<br />We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things<br />A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71520829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:49:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71520829/the_morning_blitz_4_21_26.mp3" length="81628999" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1/7ad4bc68-23ef-4606-bc05-2f7d93c9d4c1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick
Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating
We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday
We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things
A bull fighter...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick<br />Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating<br />We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday<br />We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things<br />A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5102</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aplha,babies,bullfighter,dating,enforced,genz,hippo,horn,hungry,men,oreo,rectum,rules,science,self,sick,taste,test,timewarp,tuesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/misheard-lyrics-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-20-26--71492157</link><description><![CDATA[Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?<br />Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him<br />Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?<br />One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane<br />Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71492157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:05:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71492157/the_morning_blitz_4_20_26.mp3" length="83114843" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915/79b19fda-1759-492b-a575-126997944915.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?
Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him
Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?
One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?<br />Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him<br />Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?<br />One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane<br />Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5195</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airline,alicecooper,bunkbed,co-worker,gummy,jellyroll,kids,lyrics,misheard,patmcafee,punishment,ronnihunter,school,steelpanther,thoughts,trouble,wrestlemania</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26--71408884</link><description><![CDATA[A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?<br />You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week<br />Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny<br />The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day<br />You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71408884</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:04:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71408884/the_morning_blitz_4_17_26.mp3" length="77603634" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881/5e150bb5-87a9-498b-9246-76e4602d8881.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?
You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week
Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny
The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?<br />You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week<br />Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny<br />The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day<br />You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>180k,aegon,career,coin,conquest,destiny,got,house,magical,magnolia,pooping,recordstoreday,ribs,rsd,shaved,snapped,thunderpussy,vinyl,waffle,waitress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>131 MPH and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-16-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/131-mph-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-16-26--71370115</link><description><![CDATA[A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show<br />Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down<br />What historical item do you wish you could own?<br />Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products<br />Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71370115</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:12:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71370115/the_morning_blitz_4_16_26.mp3" length="75530974" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4/1d0fea87-aa7e-4b7d-8451-678393ae43f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show
Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down
What historical item do you wish you could own?
Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show<br />Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down<br />What historical item do you wish you could own?<br />Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products<br />Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4721</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>131mph,batoutofhell,dayton,display,fml,fmylife,greatvalue,historical,item,jerryspringer,producer,reality,resist,santacon,speeding,sucker,supra,tv,wallaby,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weed-breathalyzer-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-15-26--71345115</link><description><![CDATA[Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?<br />Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming<br />Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve<br />We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college<br />Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71345115</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:37:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71345115/the_morning_blitz_4_15_26.mp3" length="84071970" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa/ab878795-cac1-4236-9bcc-5df739f262fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?
Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming
Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve
We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?<br />Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming<br />Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve<br />We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college<br />Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5255</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batoutofhell,breathalyzer,drive,first,grade,iloveyou,ily,irritate,kellyquinn,marijuana,neighborhood,older,outrun,peeve,pet,police,punish,smoke,thc,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Digital Detox and A.I. Jesus - The Morning Blitz 4-14-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/digital-detox-and-a-i-jesus-the-morning-blitz-4-14-26--71317634</link><description><![CDATA[The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland<br />If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?<br />You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute<br />Could you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?<br />Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71317634</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:51:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71317634/the_morning_blitz_4_14_26.mp3" length="80210027" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8/83707aed-5798-4cf0-93f9-cd7eabfc31f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland
If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?
You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute
Could you do two weeks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland<br />If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?<br />You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute<br />Could you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?<br />Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5014</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,asian,beer,bread,burroughs,detox,digital,drinking,finland,foreign,jesus,jussipussi,names,paying,phone,rich,screens,stores,tab,vaccines</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Secret Sound and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/secret-sound-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-13-26--71291006</link><description><![CDATA[How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?<br />The things America does better than any other country<br />A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey<br />Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war<br />Swiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71291006</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:56:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71291006/the_morning_blitz_4_13_26.mp3" length="84616571" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af/c68c0981-ce91-4ef3-8b78-65422e21c1af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?
The things America does better than any other country
A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey
Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war
Swiping on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?<br />The things America does better than any other country<br />A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey<br />Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war<br />Swiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5289</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,ashes,better,billion,chimpanze,civil,cremation,demands,family,general,gummy,member,secret,sound,things,thoughts,turkey,uganda,war,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bobaflex and Warning Labels - The Morning Blitz 4-10-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bobaflex-and-warning-labels-the-morning-blitz-4-10-26--71233473</link><description><![CDATA[Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'<br />Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola bar<br />Bobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the Newport<br />Warning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned about<br />A dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71233473</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:03:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71233473/the_morning_blitz_4_10_26.mp3" length="89081629" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4/0b21d155-f48d-4670-80ea-f5ef4fd38fa4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'
Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola bar
Bobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the Newport
Warning labels on things that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'<br />Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola bar<br />Bobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the Newport<br />Warning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned about<br />A dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5568</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bar,bird,bobaflex,cheese,debate,dumb,fart,feather,granola,grilled,labels,lyrics,misheard,newport,sandwich,schwa,stupidity,taylormomson,tickets,warning</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Self-Medicating and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-9-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-medicating-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-9-26--71210944</link><description><![CDATA[According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft Copilot<br />Great movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itself<br />How did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?<br />Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensive<br />The Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71210944</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:52:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71210944/the_morning_blitz_4_9_26.mp3" length="72906608" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d/63edac56-6755-4672-a39a-e176712a330d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft Copilot
Great movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itself
How did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?
Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft Copilot<br />Great movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itself<br />How did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?<br />Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensive<br />The Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4557</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,buying,copilot,expensive,fml,fmylife,gathering,icp,insaneclownposse,juggalos,legend,microsoft,movie,scenes,selfmedicate,stopped,unnecessary,valley</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-8-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-8-26--71183732</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us the really weird thing your pet does<br />Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?<br />There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman<br />Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctors<br />Goose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71183732</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:51:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71183732/the_morning_blitz_4_8_26.mp3" length="80656408" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4/6725c9e2-c9b3-454c-848a-6fb025ca31f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us the really weird thing your pet does
Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?
There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman
Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us the really weird thing your pet does<br />Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?<br />There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman<br />Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctors<br />Goose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5041</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alum,birth,broadway,creek,doberman,doctors,dog,drama,fesshole,invitation,park,pet,squatting,standing,steelpanther,talking,theater,therapy,waitlisted,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ozempic-divorce-and-a-penis-parade-the-morning-blitz-4-7-26--71158827</link><description><![CDATA[One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents<br />If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?<br />Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food<br />More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss<br />A massive penis parade just took place in Japan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71158827</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 13:59:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71158827/the_morning_blitz_4_7_26.mp3" length="82242981" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4/9bdcd08a-2d2e-4eda-a38d-8f6e84da64c4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents
If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?
Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food
More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents<br />If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?<br />Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food<br />More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss<br />A massive penis parade just took place in Japan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artemis,ashland,band,conception,divorce,farthest,food,glp-1,japan,location,loss,marching,moon,name,ozempic,parade,parents,penis,travel,weight</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Teenage Uber Driver and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-teenage-uber-driver-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-6-26--71132656</link><description><![CDATA[A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level<br />WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station<br />Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver<br />How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?<br />Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71132656</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:49:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71132656/the_morning_blitz_4_6_26.mp3" length="72637861" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5/0b27d917-1a77-4750-aaec-86f6638cdee5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level
WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station
Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver
How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level<br />WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station<br />Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver<br />How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?<br />Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4540</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>12th,cincinnati,disturbed,driver,farts,grade,hudson,mammoth,nope,normal,reading,rickrolled,river,shaggy,smells,teenager,uber,waymo,wkrp,wolfgang</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Criminal Toe Sucker and Man-Lowance - The Morning Blitz 4-3-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-criminal-toe-sucker-and-man-lowance-the-morning-blitz-4-3-26--71083154</link><description><![CDATA[A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake<br />Goose is a terrible Jew<br />Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder<br />Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance<br />A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71083154</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:59:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71083154/the_morning_blitz_4_3_26.mp3" length="80171575" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693/13537227-d0dd-47fa-b793-e523a238a693.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake
Goose is a terrible Jew
Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder
Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance
A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake<br />Goose is a terrible Jew<br />Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder<br />Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance<br />A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5011</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>concert,criminal,everest,great,insurance,lake,manlowance,man-lowance,money,poison,reservoir,ryder,salt,scam,spending,sucking,toe,tour,warrant,weezer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Says I-O and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-2-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-says-i-o-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-2-26--71063091</link><description><![CDATA[Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video<br />Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money<br />Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?<br />The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors<br />Your cat hates you]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71063091</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:57:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71063091/the_morning_blitz_4_2_26.mp3" length="80612522" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985/39f3c1a3-7087-4bfb-a69a-90201aa71985.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video
Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money
Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?
The Japanese TV game...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video<br />Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money<br />Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?<br />The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors<br />Your cat hates you]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5039</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>away,cats,destination,fml,fmylife,game,going,hate,i-o,japanese,minions,o-h,overhyped,paper,party,rock,scissors,show,unworthy,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-1-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-1-26--71043754</link><description><![CDATA[Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?<br />A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok<br />Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address<br />Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun<br />A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71043754</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 13:51:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71043754/the_morning_blitz_4_1_26.mp3" length="81628163" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868/4f4efece-732b-493a-9804-1ab3d026a868.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?
A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok
Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address
Tell us if this guy was cheating or just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?<br />A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok<br />Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address<br />Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun<br />A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5102</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>address,asleep,change,cheating,dancing,email,falling,fesshole,gmail,neanderthal,parent,peer,pressure,speech,therapy,thinkfast,thought,tiktok,weezer,yosemitesam</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zombie Filler and the Midwest Goodbye - The Morning Blitz 3-31-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zombie-filler-and-the-midwest-goodbye-the-morning-blitz-3-31-26--71020012</link><description><![CDATA[Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world<br />These survival tips squash old survival myths<br />Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?<br />Sometimes people just say really dumb things<br />People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71020012</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:59:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71020012/the_morning_blitz_3_31_26.mp3" length="84177714" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028/88bb0f76-7cbf-4432-b2f4-bbbddc354028.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world
These survival tips squash old survival myths
Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?
Sometimes people just say really dumb things
People want an investigation into all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world<br />These survival tips squash old survival myths<br />Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?<br />Sometimes people just say really dumb things<br />People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5262</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alanritchson,ambassador,dressing,dumb,filler,goodbye,investigation,irish,kids,meteors,midwest,motives,ranch,speaking,survival,things,tips,weezer,zombie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dookie Cough and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-30-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dookie-cough-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-3-30-26--70997736</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor<br />Getting everything from free trial offers<br />A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects<br />Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there<br />A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70997736</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 13:54:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70997736/the_morning_blitz_3_30_26.mp3" length="78488453" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741/b39923d8-af60-4357-96eb-efb1ba833741.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor
Getting everything from free trial offers
A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects
Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there
A calculator that tells you which events...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor<br />Getting everything from free trial offers<br />A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects<br />Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there<br />A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4906</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport,animal,birthday,calculator,cmh,cookie,cough,dookie,dough,effects,events,free,government,gummy,jamestolkan,offers,sound,thoughts,trial,websites</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bob Barker and Beer - The Morning Blitz 3-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bob-barker-and-beer-the-morning-blitz-3-27-26--70925867</link><description><![CDATA[Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old<br />Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.<br />It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist<br />Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes<br />The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70925867</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 13:47:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70925867/the_morning_blitz_3_27_26.mp3" length="78760545" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b/b88f5a33-9e62-4d3b-a956-70247725bc6b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old
Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.
It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist
Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes
The perfect meal from multiple...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old<br />Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.<br />It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist<br />Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes<br />The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4923</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10,ai,beer,bobbarker,butler,cassettes,children,deception,dingus,fast,food,getout,items,maxell,mayor,price,professors,right,walkman,years</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Heywood Banks and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-26-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/heywood-banks-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-3-26-26--70896907</link><description><![CDATA[The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance<br />Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear<br />A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'<br />Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year<br />What is the worst neighbor you ever had?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70896907</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 14:08:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70896907/the_morning_blitz_3_26_26.mp3" length="85370987" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355/15923736-d5cd-4334-bdb1-b5c8ca4de355.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance
Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear
A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'
Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year
What...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance<br />Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear<br />A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'<br />Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year<br />What is the worst neighbor you ever had?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5336</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>banks,chris,code,covid,dkdiner,donotdisturb,dress,funnybone,heywood,heywoodbanks,hofbrauhaus,joro,neighbor,ruths,spider,steakhouse,toast,tuberculosis,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adult Easter Baskets and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-25-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adult-easter-baskets-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-3-25-26--70889264</link><description><![CDATA[A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks<br />Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam<br />A woman cheated on her man and married a train<br />Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice<br />Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70889264</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 08:02:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70889264/the_morning_blitz_3_25_26.mp3" length="86417975" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99/4837ba23-d5b4-431d-8c08-d69c1fe56e99.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks
Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam
A woman cheated on her man and married a train
Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice
Tell us what you would like in your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks<br />Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam<br />A woman cheated on her man and married a train<br />Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice<br />Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>30,baskets,dutton,easter,fesshole,married,monsterjam,nipples,old,ranch,reacher,record,ritchson,train,trucks,virgin,world,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No Twerking Allowed and 80s Movies - The Morning Blitz 3-24-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-twerking-allowed-and-80s-movies-the-morning-blitz-3-24-26--70851665</link><description><![CDATA[Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?<br />Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested<br />Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time<br />The sport of sperm racing is leveling up<br />An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70851665</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 14:04:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70851665/the_morning_blitz_3_24_26.mp3" length="91677573" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102/26ebd0a3-b3fd-45d4-a74e-78c21b636102.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?
Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested
Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time
The sport of sperm racing is leveling up
An incredible...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?<br />Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested<br />Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time<br />The sport of sperm racing is leveling up<br />An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5730</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,americanpie,break,cocaine,florida,friend,hofbrauhaus,imaginary,johndaly,movies,mpaa,racing,rating,shark,sperm,spring,sword,timeless,twerking,yoga</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Misheard Lyrics and TikTok People - The Morning Blitz 3-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/misheard-lyrics-and-tiktok-people-the-morning-blitz-3-23-26--70829877</link><description><![CDATA[Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?<br />The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released<br />Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray<br />Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona<br />The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70829877</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 14:11:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70829877/the_morning_blitz_3_23_26.mp3" length="84167265" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b/844c1550-82d8-4743-9784-7f177e11b48b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?
The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released
Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray
Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona
The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?<br />The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released<br />Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray<br />Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona<br />The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5261</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arizona,bands,dog,dui,gummy,hair-metal,highpoint,lazy,lyrics,meteors,misheard,monsterjam,people,poop,quicksand,teenagers,thoughts,tiktok,timberlake,trash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Small Town Life and Lil Rel - The Morning Blitz 3-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/small-town-life-and-lil-rel-the-morning-blitz-3-20-26--70779599</link><description><![CDATA[Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!<br />There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'<br />The point in life when you stop caring what other people think<br />The best rock band logos]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70779599</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 14:01:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70779599/the_morning_blitz_3_20_26.mp3" length="90255676" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d/01c71992-5d92-4f50-9fbb-82ce8a8f784d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!
There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'
The point in life when you stop caring what other...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!<br />There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'<br />The point in life when you stop caring what other people think<br />The best rock band logos]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5641</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alpine,band,divorce,filter,fingereleven,funnybone,getout,life,lilrel,localh,logo,other,people,rock,small,think,tkoc,town,trend,vent</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Precious Moments and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-19-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/precious-moments-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-3-19-26--70747245</link><description><![CDATA[19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead<br />Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since<br />Things that you can and can't bring on a plane<br />Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine<br />Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70747245</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:48:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70747245/the_morning_blitz_3_19_26.mp3" length="83738021" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723/ae78b4b1-46cd-4485-812e-ff7fdbee2723.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead
Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since
Things that you can and can't bring on a plane
Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine
Divorced parents trying to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead<br />Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since<br />Things that you can and can't bring on a plane<br />Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine<br />Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5234</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addicted,americans,birds,class,divroced,fml,fmylife,items,kids,lesson,moments,nicotine,parents,permitted,plane,precious,school,shoot,someone,worthless</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fart Counter and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-18-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fart-counter-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-3-18-26--70717147</link><description><![CDATA[Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?<br />A college has created a little device to count your farts for science<br />A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening<br />Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.<br />Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70717147</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:41:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70717147/the_morning_blitz_3_18_26.mp3" length="68995764" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a/cabbb25a-7839-47d4-bf85-6640d067a23a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?
A college has created a little device to count your farts for science
A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening
Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?<br />A college has created a little device to count your farts for science<br />A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening<br />Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.<br />Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4313</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>centers,counter,data,deaf,dogs,fart,flag,flight,frontier,hard,kidless,listening,maryland,party,red,robot,science,st.patrick'sday,unmarried,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Calling Dibs and an Irish Quiz - The Morning Blitz 3-17-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/calling-dibs-and-an-irish-quiz-the-morning-blitz-3-17-26--70687401</link><description><![CDATA[Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close<br />Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled<br />Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years<br />Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok<br />Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70687401</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 13:48:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70687401/the_morning_blitz_3_17_26.mp3" length="82182376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816/4a5581f0-d022-4925-be62-b8c7fa5e4816.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close
Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled
Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years
Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok
Does calling 'Dibs!"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close<br />Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled<br />Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years<br />Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok<br />Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,ai,buckeyes,calling,celtic,college,corn,dibs,dodgeball,eifel,flakes,irish,medical,names,ohio,shotgun,spelling,tiktok,tkoc,tower</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brain Cell Computers and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-16-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brain-cell-computers-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-3-16-26--70658364</link><description><![CDATA[Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts<br />Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells<br />Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys<br />Kelly spent the entire weekend without power<br />Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70658364</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 13:52:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70658364/the_morning_blitz_3_16_26.mp3" length="80790572" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6/454540c9-655a-4533-a097-b365fc28c6e6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts
Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells
Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys
Kelly spent the entire weekend without power
Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts<br />Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells<br />Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys<br />Kelly spent the entire weekend without power<br />Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5050</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,australia,brain,cart,cell,computers,dui,electricity,golf,gummy,movies,nightflirt,perfect,power,sloopy's,speculum,target,thoughts,toys</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wake N Bake and Gen Z Slang - The Morning Blitz 3-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wake-n-bake-and-gen-z-slang-the-morning-blitz-3-13-26--70623268</link><description><![CDATA[We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake<br />Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang<br />80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname<br />We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops<br />Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70623268</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 13:48:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70623268/the_morning_blitz_3_13_26.mp3" length="88752695" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd/836ba3fd-60f4-4575-8ad8-cce621e5c7bd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake
Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang
80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname
We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops
Should people be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake<br />Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang<br />80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname<br />We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops<br />Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5547</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedtime,cancer,fruitloops,genz,glasses,meta,nickname,penile,penis,public,quiz,record,scrolling,slang,spinoff,stewie,taste,test,trivia,wakenbake</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leprechauns and A.I. Offloading - The Morning Blitz 3-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leprechauns-and-a-i-offloading-the-morning-blitz-3-12-26--70608830</link><description><![CDATA[People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially<br />How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?<br />A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is<br />The best movie soundtracks to have sex to<br />NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70608830</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 13:49:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70608830/the_morning_blitz_3_12_26.mp3" length="81088577" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c/af136dfd-e0bd-4f9a-97e6-06bf66e3580c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially
How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?
A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is
The best movie soundtracks to have sex to
NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially<br />How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?<br />A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is<br />The best movie soundtracks to have sex to<br />NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5068</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,debate,eve,fml,fmylife,football,gifts,height,laplifting,leprechauns,marriage,movie,nfl,offloading,second,sexy,snake,soundtracks,thanksgiving,yoga</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-11-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-3-11-26--70591719</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies<br />What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?<br />Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement<br />Every single kid in America is on their phone at school<br />The happiest cities in the country]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70591719</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 13:48:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70591719/the_morning_blitz_3_11_26.mp3" length="83669893" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb/dd8a6d43-6af6-4c1d-8644-b83fc750a8bb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies
What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?
Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement
Every single kid in America is on their phone at school...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies<br />What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?<br />Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement<br />Every single kid in America is on their phone at school<br />The happiest cities in the country]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5230</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,bigfoot,blitz,cities,delivery,dogs,fesshole,fivesuphigh,gummies,happiest,kids,music,phones,school,strange,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>OSU President and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 3-10-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/osu-president-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-3-10-26--70568009</link><description><![CDATA[Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably<br />People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport<br />Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year<br />Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship<br />Strange school team names]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70568009</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 13:52:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70568009/the_morning_blitz_3_10_26.mp3" length="77499980" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16/2fe15412-3258-4d7b-b22e-d4d2ae5d7d16.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably
People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport
Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year
Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship
Strange school team names</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably<br />People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport<br />Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year<br />Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship<br />Strange school team names]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4844</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport,bizarre,failure,inappropriate,items,mascot,names,ohiostate,osu,president,relationship,rock,savvysliders,school,solo,sonictemple,stars,tastetesttuesday,team,tsa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sexy Media and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-9-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sexy-media-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-3-9-26--70548230</link><description><![CDATA[Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?<br />The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most<br />Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend<br />Robbing a bank with a Google translator<br />Having sex in a port-a-potty]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70548230</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 13:58:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70548230/the_morning_blitz_3_9_26.mp3" length="79349031" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86/1dfb7ccd-1e30-4ea7-95ca-f57b5fa14c86.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?
The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most
Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend
Robbing a bank with a Google translator
Having sex in a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?<br />The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most<br />Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend<br />Robbing a bank with a Google translator<br />Having sex in a port-a-potty]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4960</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bank,fabletics,google,gummy,hillel,movies,parent,port-a-potty,proud,raobber,redhotchilipeppers,rhcp,sex,sexy,sherronemoore,songs,thoughts,translator,turnon,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mark Henry In Studio and the Seat Divorce Trend - The Morning Blitz 3-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mark-henry-in-studio-and-the-seat-divorce-trend-the-morning-blitz-3-6-26--70507549</link><description><![CDATA[A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student<br />Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo<br />Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size<br />Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be<br />Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70507549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2026 15:05:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70507549/the_morning_blitz_3_6_26.mp3" length="93801642" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e/4e503b6e-8b4e-4f18-ba89-515fecb7e36e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student
Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo
Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size
Tell us how you ended up in a place you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student<br />Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo<br />Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size<br />Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be<br />Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5863</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100000,arnold,boob,divorce,dollards,flamingo,food,lasvegas,markhenry,michigan,place,pontiac,seat,size,student,teacher,tirade,wendys,wrong,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emergency Poop and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 3-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/emergency-poop-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-3-5-26--70483550</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation<br />What are you famous for on any level?<br />Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd.<br />The best fictional dancers in movies<br />When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70483550</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 14:50:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70483550/the_morning_blitz_3_5_26.mp3" length="85056264" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1/a39699cf-e50a-4540-866c-bc3abcb6dca1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation
What are you famous for on any level?
Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd.
The best fictional dancers in movies
When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation<br />What are you famous for on any level?<br />Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd.<br />The best fictional dancers in movies<br />When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5316</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billyidol,dancers,drivers,embarrassed,emergency,famous,fictional,fml,fmylife,hilliard,location,movies,poop,reason,road,roberts,say,thing,wrong</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Doctor Hookup and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 3-4-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/doctor-hookup-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-3-4-26--70443093</link><description><![CDATA[Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor<br />Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees<br />Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't<br />The greatest fictional football players in movies<br />New Game Of Thrones Movie]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70443093</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 14:58:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70443093/the_morning_blitz_3_4_26.mp3" length="90567056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0/b8d3bf0e-ee51-4bca-8875-751715e2b5b0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor
Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees
Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't
The greatest fictional football...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor<br />Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees<br />Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't<br />The greatest fictional football players in movies<br />New Game Of Thrones Movie]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5661</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aegon,banned,bigarch,doctor,fesshole,fictional,football,gameofthrones,got,hookup,loveisblind,microchip,mikeyslatenightslice,players,proposals,surprised,targaryan,therapy,washington,whopper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Number Of Kisses and Elephant Snot - The Morning Blitz 3-3-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/number-of-kisses-and-elephant-snot-the-morning-blitz-3-3-26--70410233</link><description><![CDATA[If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask?<br />Things that were named wrong and what they should be called<br />Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime<br />Huey Lewis and The News in the News<br />Opposite song titles]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70410233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 14:50:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70410233/the_morning_blitz_3_3_26.mp3" length="83615976" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20/2febb22b-016e-4be9-9e99-f0748d250c20.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask?
Things that were named wrong and what they should be called
Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime
Huey Lewis and The News in the News
Opposite song titles</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask?<br />Things that were named wrong and what they should be called<br />Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime<br />Huey Lewis and The News in the News<br />Opposite song titles]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5226</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackberrysmoke,cams,elephant,first,god,hueylewis,kissed,lifetime,marathon,meet,misnamed,number,opposite,people,question,renamed,snot,song,things,titles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Foot In Mouth and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 3-2-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/foot-in-mouth-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-3-2-26--70389478</link><description><![CDATA[The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand<br />A different take on mishead song lyrics<br />Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes<br />This man holds the world record for the smallest penis<br />Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70389478</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 15:03:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70389478/the_morning_blitz_3_2_26.mp3" length="74606030" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a/f72d1e74-5fe5-42e0-b197-bf36a3a6954a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand
A different take on mishead song lyrics
Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes
This man holds the world record for the smallest penis
Let's have a ranch dressing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand<br />A different take on mishead song lyrics<br />Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes<br />This man holds the world record for the smallest penis<br />Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4663</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>children,driving,foot,hand,iran,lyrics,michaelpillips,milkshake3,misheard,mistakes,mouth,parents,penis,ranch,record,right,smallest,smartphone,tired,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mythical Coin of Destiny and the Spotify Urn - The Morning Blitz 2-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mythical-coin-of-destiny-and-the-spotify-urn-the-morning-blitz-2-27-26--70331532</link><description><![CDATA[The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife<br />Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed<br />Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire<br />Why do people with no kids drive a mini van?<br />We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70331532</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 14:51:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70331532/the_morning_blitz_2_27_26.mp3" length="76121550" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68/43e905e3-b432-4a88-adcf-d4c2313e9e68.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife
Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed
Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire
Why do people with no kids drive a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife<br />Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed<br />Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire<br />Why do people with no kids drive a mini van?<br />We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4758</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3dg,afterlife,assistance,bail,change,coin,destiny,eternity,flat,kids,longhorn,minivan,moviemoney,mythical,roadside,spotify,threedaysgrace,tire,turnons,urn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Covid 2026 and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-26-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/covid-2026-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-2-26-26--70300924</link><description><![CDATA[Couples being sober together<br />Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?<br />Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo<br />Forget about college, just go to Youtube University<br />Coronavirus is coming back in July]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70300924</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2026 14:52:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70300924/the_morning_blitz_2_26_26.mp3" length="83120277" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713/2bb73b94-ba74-4e10-b8e7-0630df455713.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Couples being sober together
Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?
Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo
Forget about college, just go to Youtube University
Coronavirus is coming back in July</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Couples being sober together<br />Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?<br />Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo<br />Forget about college, just go to Youtube University<br />Coronavirus is coming back in July]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5195</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10000000,10million,10years,3dg,coronavirus,couples,covid,crossbow,fml,fmylife,outtake,sober,threedaysgrace,together,university,violetgrohl,whataburger,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rate The A-Hole and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 2-25-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rate-the-a-hole-and-blitz-therapy-the-morning-blitz-2-25-26--70270134</link><description><![CDATA[Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist<br />Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl<br />What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?<br />You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do<br />Rank these 4 movie villains]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70270134</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 15:03:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70270134/the_morning_blitz_2_25_26.mp3" length="81299647" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1/bc738aaf-55ff-4bb6-b26a-d47eac49cfc1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist
Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl
What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?
You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do
Rank these 4 movie villains</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist<br />Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl<br />What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?<br />You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do<br />Rank these 4 movie villains]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5082</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1587prime,bennyblanco,blanco,brand,djungelskog,dog,family,fart,friendskeepsecrets,ikea,macaque,movie,orangutan,punch,racist,selenagomez,tattoo,threedaysgrace,underwear,villains</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dirty Foreign Words and Deer Sex - The Morning Blitz 2-24-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dirty-foreign-words-and-deer-sex-the-morning-blitz-2-24-26--70250253</link><description><![CDATA[How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?<br />You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours<br />Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive<br />Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S.<br />Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70250253</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 14:49:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70250253/the_morning_blitz_2_24_26.mp3" length="91225759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c/b6377937-2624-4d31-9c0e-0d3927ca1e8c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?
You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours
Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive
Certain foreign words sound very...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?<br />You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours<br />Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive<br />Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S.<br />Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5702</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3dg,bombing,business,canada,deer,fan,foreign,getaway,hockey,jimihendrix,language,reaction,revenge,review,sex,suprise,threedaysgrace,unimpressive,vengence,weekend</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Medical Mistakes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/medical-mistakes-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-2-23-26--70226651</link><description><![CDATA[You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000<br />Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business<br />Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you<br />You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena<br />Movie cliches that never happen in real life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70226651</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2026 14:57:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70226651/the_morning_blitz_2_23_26.mp3" length="83590899" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400/20e7440f-85c2-4be5-a1be-1b8f7f8a5400.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000
Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business
Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you
You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000<br />Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business<br />Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you<br />You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena<br />Movie cliches that never happen in real life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3dg,$5000,cliches,commercial,concert,cuss,frontrow,gummy,hockey,kidrock,kids,medical,misdiagnosis,mistakes,movie,olympics,thoughts,threedaysgrace,tickets,usa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drunk Olympics and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-olympics-and-a-dumb-debate-the-morning-blitz-2-20-26--70178150</link><description><![CDATA[Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich<br />We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air<br />An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics<br />After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail<br />Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70178150</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 14:51:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70178150/the_morning_blitz_2_20_26.mp3" length="80510540" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe/a2b0246c-a6ad-447c-909d-472c74220afe.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich
We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air
An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics
After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail
Tell us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich<br />We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air<br />An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics<br />After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail<br />Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5032</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>australia,bilmuri,blt,burgerking,complaint,danielsloss,debate,drunk,dumb,gold,hockey,medal,olympics,phone,president,reporter,sandwich,shiffrin,stolz,usa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sneaking Out and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-19-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sneaking-out-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-2-19-26--70148837</link><description><![CDATA[Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies<br />Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent?<br />A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings<br />Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal<br />Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70148837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2026 15:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70148837/the_morning_blitz_2_19_26.mp3" length="85008616" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88/c8859d79-eda1-4711-962e-98c6a8886b88.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies
Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent?
A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings
Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal
Female Hermann's tortoises are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies<br />Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent?<br />A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings<br />Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal<br />Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5313</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aggression,animal,boneless,chicken,extinct,farts,fml,fmylife,hermann's,inside,lawsuit,out,parents,sexual,sneaking,strange,stuck,things,tortoise,wings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-18-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-2-18-26--70133418</link><description><![CDATA[Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice<br />You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what?<br />It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row<br />The group of states that would win a drinking contest<br />You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70133418</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 15:10:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70133418/the_morning_blitz_2_18_26.mp3" length="84082837" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac/6ef21bdc-d9e0-4d16-9a0e-ec6260d948ac.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice
You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what?
It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row
The group of states that would...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice<br />You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what?<br />It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row<br />The group of states that would win a drinking contest<br />You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5256</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alarming,awake,bilmuri,brain,capitals,crossroadsbbq,drinking,health,hobbies,known,mardigras,mental,neworleans,older,rosaparks,school,shialabeouf,sounds,states</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toughest Sport and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 2-17-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toughest-sport-and-a-dumb-debate-the-morning-blitz-2-17-26--70099404</link><description><![CDATA[We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags<br />Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports<br />Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding<br />Which horror movie villains could you beat up?<br />A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70099404</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 15:28:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70099404/the_morning_blitz_2_17_26.mp3" length="85115614" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf/8cf2c0e0-fde5-47f3-92cd-a3b7d0a38caf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags
Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports
Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding
Which horror movie villains could you beat up?
A dumb debate over looking dumb,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags<br />Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports<br />Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding<br />Which horror movie villains could you beat up?<br />A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5320</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>colors,debate,dumb,duvall,easiest,flags,hardest,hockey,horror,looking,movie,olympics,red,robertduvall,smart,sports,strange,venue,villains,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Valentine's Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-16-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/valentine-s-day-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-2-16-26--70082149</link><description><![CDATA[Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day?<br />People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day<br />The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already<br />Strangest place you met your partner<br />The greatest movie and TV presidents]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70082149</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2026 15:07:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70082149/the_morning_blitz_2_16_26.mp3" length="83903950" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62/a3bbcf00-c1e9-44ee-9020-ed45dbf4ea62.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day?
People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day
The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already
Strangest place you met your partner
The greatest movie and TV presidents</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day?<br />People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day<br />The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already<br />Strangest place you met your partner<br />The greatest movie and TV presidents]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5244</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>condoms,curling,danielsloss,gummy,hockey,knights,medieval,nin,olympics,partner,place,presidents,quadgod,relationship,strange,thoughts,tkoc,usa,valentines,village</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Repair Gifts and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 2-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/repair-gifts-and-don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-the-morning-blitz-2-13-26--70036611</link><description><![CDATA[Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago<br />The last York Steakhouse has been saved<br />Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego<br />Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show<br />Buying repair gifts because you broke your relationship]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70036611</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2026 14:50:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70036611/the_morning_blitz_2_13_26.mp3" length="87515118" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962/7b49bbfb-fbbd-4117-bab8-6a228ce7e962.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago
The last York Steakhouse has been saved
Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego
Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show
Buying...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago<br />The last York Steakhouse has been saved<br />Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego<br />Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show<br />Buying repair gifts because you broke your relationship]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5470</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,brawl,donjamieson,gifts,johnwick,kingofclubs,loveisblind,nin,olympics,orangutan,otis,pickleball,repair,sandiego,steakhouse,tkoc,warrant,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Delivery Danger and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/delivery-danger-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-2-12-26--70015292</link><description><![CDATA[A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics<br />Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out<br />People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ<br />100 raccoons invaded a woman's home<br />Real danger comes with being a delivery driver]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70015292</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 14:56:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70015292/the_morning_blitz_2_12_26.mp3" length="75416453" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379/0951a0b7-1e22-4ef0-996f-e178e44f9379.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics
Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out
People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ
100 raccoons invaded a woman's home
Real danger comes with being a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics<br />Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out<br />People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ<br />100 raccoons invaded a woman's home<br />Real danger comes with being a delivery driver]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4714</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100,christ,danger,delivery,downhill,fml,gambling,heavy,invasion,jesus,loveisblind,mansfield,metal,olympics,raccoons,return,singer,skier,speedway,tkoc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Love Is Blind and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-11-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-is-blind-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-2-11-26--69974423</link><description><![CDATA[You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts<br />Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings<br />What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you?<br />The corniest rock songs from the 80s<br />Season 10 of Love Is Blind begins tonight here in Columbus]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69974423</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 15:01:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69974423/the_morning_blitz_2_11_26.mp3" length="88432120" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214/05725016-1aab-4305-b2f5-550d72261214.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts
Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings
What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you?
The corniest rock songs from the 80s
Season 10 of Love Is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts<br />Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings<br />What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you?<br />The corniest rock songs from the 80s<br />Season 10 of Love Is Blind begins tonight here in Columbus]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5527</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,a.i.,analysis,astronauts,blind,bumbum,corny,farts,fesshole,impress,love,loveisblind,meeting,olympics,smart,smartphone,summary,therapy,underwear,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Red Tuesday and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-10-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/red-tuesday-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-2-10-26--69952147</link><description><![CDATA[A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can<br />How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time?<br />The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks<br />The singer of Great White auditioned for American Idol and made it to Hollywood<br />What are your comfort TV shows?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69952147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 14:49:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69952147/the_morning_blitz_2_10_26.mp3" length="89283503" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5/6c92775f-5698-49fa-92fe-dd01706655f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can
How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time?
The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks
The singer of Great White auditioned for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can<br />How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time?<br />The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks<br />The singer of Great White auditioned for American Idol and made it to Hollywood<br />What are your comfort TV shows?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5581</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,american,brettcarlisle,comfort,decade,first,greatwhite,guest,idol,impression,mikeyslatenight,nin,nineinchnails,redtuesday,rnc,runnation,slice,tastetest,tv,visiting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>National Poop Day and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-9-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/national-poop-day-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-2-9-26--69887282</link><description><![CDATA[The best situations for having a beer<br />Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old<br />Tell us what almost killed you<br />The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff<br />Superbowl 60]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69887282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2026 14:52:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69887282/the_morning_blitz_2_9_26.mp3" length="83623918" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f/6ff169dd-262f-4940-9778-39ae2a755a5f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The best situations for having a beer
Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old
Tell us what almost killed you
The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff
Superbowl 60</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The best situations for having a beer<br />Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old<br />Tell us what almost killed you<br />The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff<br />Superbowl 60]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5227</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>almost,beer,chili,cocktail,cookoff,gambling,gummy,hijacked,judge,killed,nfl,notes,parlay,party,patriots,seahawks,situational,superbowl,texas,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dodge Heat and Jamie Lissow - The Morning Blitz 2-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dodge-heat-and-jamie-lissow-the-morning-blitz-2-6-26--69844815</link><description><![CDATA[Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling<br />The first ever pizza with iguana topping<br />You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River<br />If you dine and dash, don't return the next day for your charging cord]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69844815</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 15:02:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69844815/the_morning_blitz_2_6_26.mp3" length="89378798" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad/2288b1bf-3ef5-4a55-8ed3-1632a5c0aaad.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling
The first ever pizza with iguana topping
You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River
If you dine...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone<br />Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling<br />The first ever pizza with iguana topping<br />You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River<br />If you dine and dash, don't return the next day for your charging cord]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5587</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>battle,charging,comedy,cord,dash,dine,dodge,funnybone,heater,iguana,jamielissow,lissow,mopar,paraná,pizza,river,ryanair,sibling,swim,tkoc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Boner Honey and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 2-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/boner-honey-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-2-5-26--69812585</link><description><![CDATA[How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home?<br />No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics<br />People think some of their old school home features should be brought back<br />Honey has been recalled because it is causing erections<br />The grocery store chain with the lowest prices]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69812585</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 15:28:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69812585/the_morning_blitz_2_5_26.mp3" length="89486631" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9/355368a5-1b98-424c-8a12-2bf27a57b7b9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home?
No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics
People think some of their old school home features should be brought back
Honey has been recalled because it is causing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home?<br />No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics<br />People think some of their old school home features should be brought back<br />Honey has been recalled because it is causing erections<br />The grocery store chain with the lowest prices]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chain,erection,fart,fmylife,garden,grocery,homes,honey,jump,lowest,oldschool,olympics,prices,runaway,ski,spring,store,tokc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Blow It For Everyone and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 2-4-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-2-4-26--69785329</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes<br />Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper<br />Now Google thinks they invented the light switch<br />Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty<br />Free food and drink tasting at Target]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69785329</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 15:07:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69785329/the_morning_blitz_2_4_26.mp3" length="92361772" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3/65501cd7-8485-407a-bc86-c9664086a6d3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes
Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper
Now Google thinks they invented the light switch
Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty
Free food and drink tasting at Target</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes<br />Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper<br />Now Google thinks they invented the light switch<br />Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty<br />Free food and drink tasting at Target]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5773</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,baltimore,button,code,dress,fesshole,google,jeans,light,proper,ryanair,salty,selfimprovement,switch,target,taste,tkoc,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brain Reading Headphones and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 2-3-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brain-reading-headphones-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-2-3-26--69761551</link><description><![CDATA[A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it<br />New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps<br />If you were a class clown, what are you doing now?<br />Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins<br />Stand by your woman or she might cut it off]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69761551</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 14:59:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69761551/the_morning_blitz_2_3_26.mp3" length="81468502" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed/72bf75b6-d546-4946-a90b-8b9effa1a8ed.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it
New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps
If you were a class clown, what are you doing now?
Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins
Stand by your woman or...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it<br />New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps<br />If you were a class clown, what are you doing now?<br />Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins<br />Stand by your woman or she might cut it off]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5092</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,brain,career,class,clown,experience,garden,goosebumps,headphones,home,luxury,reading,siamese,talker,tkoc,twins,weeds</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Perfect Pie Chart and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 2-2-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-perfect-pie-chart-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-2-2-26--69740853</link><description><![CDATA[Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa<br />A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor<br />What caused you to walk off the job?<br />Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe<br />Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69740853</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2026 14:58:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69740853/the_morning_blitz_2_2_26.mp3" length="84451477" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a/a86c0c55-492a-414c-acc6-df393c436f5a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa
A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor
What caused you to walk off the job?
Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe
Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa<br />A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor<br />What caused you to walk off the job?<br />Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe<br />Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crush,flamethrower,jarrellmiller,jasonmamoa,job,mamoa,man,pipes,poop,quit,shoe,stale,taste,thaw,tiffanyhaddish,tkoc,toupe,walkout,water,wreckingcrew</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Cajones and the Male Karen - The Morning Blitz 1-30-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-cajones-and-the-male-karen-the-morning-blitz-1-30-26--69685876</link><description><![CDATA[Josh is now the name of the male Karen<br />A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire<br />What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down?<br />A massive food recall could empty your kitchen<br />The $100,000 Pyramid game]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69685876</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:46:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69685876/the_morning_blitz_1_30_26.mp3" length="79698027" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8/ba9aa3b3-c324-4031-bf5b-0d12635bf2e8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Josh is now the name of the male Karen
A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire
What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down?
A massive food recall could empty your kitchen
The $100,000 Pyramid game</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Josh is now the name of the male Karen<br />A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire<br />What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down?<br />A massive food recall could empty your kitchen<br />The $100,000 Pyramid game]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4982</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100000,down,drugs,expo,fishing,food,generic,ghost,goldstar,hero,josh,karen,lottery,plow,problem,pyramid,recall,snow,strap,winner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Auditioning and Upscrolled - The Morning Blitz 1-29-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/auditioning-and-upscrolled-the-morning-blitz-1-29-26--69666590</link><description><![CDATA[People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled<br />What did you audition for?<br />Getting it on with a vacuum in the street<br />Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing<br />Biggest winter weather searches]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69666590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2026 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69666590/the_morning_blitz_1_29_26.mp3" length="90775617" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976/1a4c8f3b-2460-454f-a8c2-124fd5e08976.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled
What did you audition for?
Getting it on with a vacuum in the street
Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing
Biggest winter weather searches</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled<br />What did you audition for?<br />Getting it on with a vacuum in the street<br />Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing<br />Biggest winter weather searches]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5674</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arena,audition,expo,fishing,ghost,magic,names,national,orlando,outtake,satanic,searches,sex,street,tennis,tiktok,upscrolled,vacuum,weather,winter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Friction Maxxing and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 1-28-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/friction-maxxing-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-1-28-26--69645640</link><description><![CDATA[Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies<br />What would you name your snow plow?<br />There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog<br />There are new messages on sweetheart candies<br />The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69645640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 14:54:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69645640/the_morning_blitz_1_28_26.mp3" length="80840310" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942/427cc6de-0c0d-4656-ace3-93bf15c52942.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies
What would you name your snow plow?
There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog
There are new messages on sweetheart candies
The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies<br />What would you name your snow plow?<br />There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog<br />There are new messages on sweetheart candies<br />The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5053</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>85,analog,candies,cliffhanger,clock,comedy,doomsday,friction,ghost,horror,maxxing,messages,movies,nicknames,plow,seconds,snow,sweetheart,tech,trend</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Price Is Right and Mind Meld - The Morning Blitz 1-27-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-price-is-right-and-mind-meld-the-morning-blitz-1-27-26--69622175</link><description><![CDATA[What would you put in the museum of personal failure?<br />Driving with your car on fire<br />With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right<br />Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show<br />City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69622175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 15:06:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69622175/the_morning_blitz_1_27_26.mp3" length="92229697" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902/cb4d4096-7e5d-4479-a35c-448a63417902.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would you put in the museum of personal failure?
Driving with your car on fire
With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right
Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show
City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What would you put in the museum of personal failure?<br />Driving with your car on fire<br />With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right<br />Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show<br />City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5765</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>car,city,closed,crankbait,driving,expo,failure,fire,fishing,ghost,jerkbait,museum,officials,personal,priceisright,schools,sex,snowday,steelpanther,street</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ridin' The Storm Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-26-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ridin-the-storm-out-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-1-26-26--69591853</link><description><![CDATA[A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend<br />What are the rules if your spouse dies before you?<br />A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson<br />It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that<br />The things people take from hotel rooms the most]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69591853</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2026 15:04:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69591853/the_morning_blitz_1_26_26.mp3" length="85676933" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447/66309a3c-98bf-4c50-8fbc-69c8fd1f7447.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend
What are the rules if your spouse dies before you?
A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson
It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that
The things people...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend<br />What are the rules if your spouse dies before you?<br />A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson<br />It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that<br />The things people take from hotel rooms the most]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5355</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anger,bully,death,expo,fishing,grocery,hotel,item,matters,mom,room,rules,shelves,size,son,spouse,store,theft,vinegar,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Did That Get There And A Blind Top 5 - The Morning Blitz 1-23-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-did-that-get-there-and-a-blind-top-5-the-morning-blitz-1-23-26--69560098</link><description><![CDATA[Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things<br />The best compliment you can give a woman<br />How far could you throw a 25 lb weight?<br />Teenagers still think money grows on trees<br />Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69560098</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 15:20:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69560098/the_morning_blitz_1_23_26.mp3" length="84978523" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e/e6983733-2820-447b-89fb-616cabcad95e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things
The best compliment you can give a woman
How far could you throw a 25 lb weight?
Teenagers still think money grows on trees
Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things<br />The best compliment you can give a woman<br />How far could you throw a 25 lb weight?<br />Teenagers still think money grows on trees<br />Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5312</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assault,attendants,best,canes,citizen,compliment,entitled,flight,judge,ketchup,lobby,money,packet,raising,sex,teenagers,throwing,tkoc,weights,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Coming Storm And A Swimming Coyote - The Morning Blitz 1-22-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-coming-storm-and-a-swimming-coyote-the-morning-blitz-1-22-26--69546845</link><description><![CDATA[We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm<br />Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet<br />Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career?<br />Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop<br />If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69546845</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:57:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69546845/the_morning_blitz_1_22_26.mp3" length="86590592" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d/d19139f3-d68e-4ada-bd3b-1f6f42e11a4d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm
Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet
Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career?
Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop
If you find...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm<br />Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet<br />Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career?<br />Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop<br />If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5412</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,alcatraz,car,cartel,cocaine,coyote,deicing,florida,fluid,fortnite,gaming,icestorm,professional,repairs,snowstorm,storm,strange,tarou,tkoc,winter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>PG Rated Insults and Mispronounced Words - The Morning Blitz 1-21-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pg-rated-insults-and-mispronounced-words-the-morning-blitz-1-21-26--69532373</link><description><![CDATA[Past reality shows that would never fly today<br />Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor<br />A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over<br />A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell<br />People listed their funniest PG rate insults]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69532373</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 14:59:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69532373/the_morning_blitz_1_21_26.mp3" length="85182070" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310/264a59dd-cb3f-4b01-98cb-8ea47253d310.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Past reality shows that would never fly today
Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor
A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over
A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell
People listed their funniest PG rate insults</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Past reality shows that would never fly today<br />Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor<br />A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over<br />A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell<br />People listed their funniest PG rate insults]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5324</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addicted,ai,boy,inkcarceration,insults,michigan,mispronounced,nuclear,offensive,pg,reactor,reality,scout,shows,spelling,strangerthings,strawberry,tacky,tkoc,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Only Marijuana and Drive-In Porn - The Morning Blitz 1-20-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-only-marijuana-and-drive-in-porn-the-morning-blitz-1-20-26--69519869</link><description><![CDATA[Things that are not worth fixing<br />Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen<br />This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds<br />Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them<br />Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69519869</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:11:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69519869/the_morning_blitz_1_20_26.mp3" length="93720558" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440/57a5d7e6-c1a3-4984-89d2-c5e2e9b46440.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things that are not worth fixing
Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen
This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds
Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them
Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things that are not worth fixing<br />Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen<br />This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds<br />Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them<br />Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5858</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulting,cayenne,drive-in,earth,fixing,flares,gravity,inkcarceration,movie,not,paper,pepper,plates,porn,rams,solar,tasks,things,tkoc,worth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kids Doing Chores and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 1-19-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kids-doing-chores-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-1-19-26--69506585</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom<br />A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid<br />Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team<br />Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month'<br />Netflix wants movie makers to keep telling viewers the plot lines]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69506585</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 14:49:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69506585/the_morning_blitz_1_19_26.mp3" length="87052437" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d/a3576810-1965-4a27-a6bb-539e2e5b0f5d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom
A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid
Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team
Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month'...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom<br />A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid<br />Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team<br />Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month'<br />Netflix wants movie makers to keep telling viewers the plot lines]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5441</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allowance,bathroom,chores,congratulations,crowded,fans,kids,lines,monthly,netflix,nfl,nicknames,noises,period,playoffs,plot,sports,teams,tkoc,we</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Things Have Gone Too Far and Unfun Facts - The Morning Blitz 1-16-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/things-have-gone-too-far-and-unfun-facts-the-morning-blitz-1-16-26--69468005</link><description><![CDATA[Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing<br />Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk<br />Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far?<br />If you want a fight, just fish too close to someone else's spot<br />Internet scams have gone next level]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69468005</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2026 14:52:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69468005/the_morning_blitz_1_16_26.mp3" length="88283327" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a/e65ae57a-f796-4908-94e7-bab209bf3f6a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing
Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk
Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far?
If you want a fight, just fish too...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing<br />Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk<br />Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far?<br />If you want a fight, just fish too close to someone else's spot<br />Internet scams have gone next level]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5518</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americans,becoming,castration,donuts,emu,far,ffdp,fight,fishing,golf,ice,internet,lifespan,males,millions,scams,storage,too,uncancelled,wasting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cloning Your Dog and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 1-15-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cloning-your-dog-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-1-15-26--69453701</link><description><![CDATA[The most perfect comedy movies of all time<br />Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday<br />When did you have some really great dumb luck?<br />That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus<br />Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the opposite sex]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69453701</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 14:44:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69453701/the_morning_blitz_1_15_26.mp3" length="79392081" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a/04fa3dbf-60ae-4fa3-9b3b-c079a0e17d4a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The most perfect comedy movies of all time
Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday
When did you have some really great dumb luck?
That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus
Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The most perfect comedy movies of all time<br />Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday<br />When did you have some really great dumb luck?<br />That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus<br />Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the opposite sex]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alrightalrightalright,bathroom,clone,comedy,dog,dumb,ffdp,fml,holy,jesus,kick,luck,movie,perfect,squirrel,statue,timewarp,tombrady,water,womens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Work Nicknames and A Great 'Would You Rather' - The Morning Blitz 1-14-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/work-nicknames-and-a-great-would-you-rather-the-morning-blitz-1-14-26--69438373</link><description><![CDATA[Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are<br />One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose<br />We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz<br />Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole<br />Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69438373</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 14:59:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69438373/the_morning_blitz_1_14_26.mp3" length="93514504" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba/1d3df523-24c2-4cfb-9a38-3e0425c71dba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are
One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose
We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz
Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole
Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are<br />One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose<br />We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz<br />Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole<br />Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5845</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>booty,careers,coworker,dangerous,death,ffdp,finger,five,genz,hole,nickname,orange,perfect,punch,quiz,rather,slang,sports,would,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Encounter With An Ex and Russian Roulette - The Morning Blitz 1-13-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/encounter-with-an-ex-and-russian-roulette-the-morning-blitz-1-13-26--69420535</link><description><![CDATA[Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036<br />A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn<br />Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator<br />What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex?<br />Playing Russian Roulette with grapes for big money]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69420535</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 14:54:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69420535/the_morning_blitz_1_13_26.mp3" length="93995157" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc/dbd8861e-a28c-4ea8-85d9-12a7a3eb72cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036
A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn
Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator
What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036<br />A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn<br />Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator<br />What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex?<br />Playing Russian Roulette with grapes for big money]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5875</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$100000,bizarre,button,china,colorado,death,device,dispensary,encounter,ex,fire,grapes,honk,refrigerator,roulette,russian,scroll,theft,tikltok,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Major Show Announcement and Rock N Rumble - The Morning Blitz 1-12-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-major-show-announcement-and-rock-n-rumble-the-morning-blitz-1-12-26--69401863</link><description><![CDATA[What are you done caring about in 2026?<br />The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason<br />Releasing your dog's anal glands<br />He only drank when he was at a red light<br />A new sport called Padel is the new rage]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69401863</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 14:56:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69401863/the_morning_blitz_1_12_26.mp3" length="83427895" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102/f1504a2d-b09d-4fd1-9a47-45209f321102.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What are you done caring about in 2026?
The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason
Releasing your dog's anal glands
He only drank when he was at a red light
A new sport called Padel is the new rage</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What are you done caring about in 2026?<br />The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason<br />Releasing your dog's anal glands<br />He only drank when he was at a red light<br />A new sport called Padel is the new rage]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5215</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,anal,bears,caring,comedy,dog,done,drinking,driving,dui,eagles,football,glands,kingofclubs,packers,padel,playoffs,sport,tkoc,trend</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unhinged Concert Lineup and Wake N Bakers - The Morning Blitz 1-9-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unhinged-concert-lineup-and-wake-n-bakers-the-morning-blitz-1-9-26--69371816</link><description><![CDATA[Who has had the worst 2026 so far?<br />Tell us your unhinged concert lineup<br />You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake<br />The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up<br />A woman is addicted to snorting her food]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69371816</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2026 14:48:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69371816/the_morning_blitz_1_9_26.mp3" length="88631487" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65/c533afd2-e371-4480-b82b-08830a014a65.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who has had the worst 2026 so far?
Tell us your unhinged concert lineup
You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake
The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up
A woman is addicted to snorting her food</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who has had the worst 2026 so far?<br />Tell us your unhinged concert lineup<br />You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake<br />The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up<br />A woman is addicted to snorting her food]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5540</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2026,addiction,antoniobrown,bake,cameo,commissioner,concert,fantasy,food,football,lineup,money,snorting,unhinged,wake,wakenbake,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mystery Seeds and The Analog Purse - The Morning Blitz 1-8-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mystery-seeds-and-the-analog-purse-the-morning-blitz-1-8-26--69354710</link><description><![CDATA[Someone rode a horse through a Target store<br />China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever<br />What did you accidentally throw away?<br />Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant<br />F My Life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69354710</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 14:58:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69354710/the_morning_blitz_1_8_26.mp3" length="78253978" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4/a125ed1c-e7eb-4146-8e63-b8594e299fe4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Someone rode a horse through a Target store
China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever
What did you accidentally throw away?
Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant
F My Life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone rode a horse through a Target store<br />China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever<br />What did you accidentally throw away?<br />Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant<br />F My Life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4891</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accidental,away,bethroom,bone,china,deterrent,fml,fortune,horse,mystery,penis,plates,riding,seeds,smoking,stolen,target,throw,vanity,walrus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unfunny Farts and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 1-7-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unfunny-farts-and-blitz-therapy-the-morning-blitz-1-7-26--69341508</link><description><![CDATA[Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened?<br />Predictions from the 1950s<br />What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year?<br />NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk<br />Luxury items from 20 years ago]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69341508</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 14:54:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69341508/the_morning_blitz_1_7_26.mp3" length="94233812" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718/9b0a841c-e7d8-4dfa-9645-4ef1e7253718.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened?
Predictions from the 1950s
What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year?
NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk
Luxury items from 20 years ago</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened?<br />Predictions from the 1950s<br />What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year?<br />NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk<br />Luxury items from 20 years ago]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5890</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1950s,2000s,blitz,bullying,calendar,circled,dates,ex-wife,farts,funny,items,kids,lawsuit,luxury,mattkalil,nfl,penis,predictions,school,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting Run Over and Classic PSAs - The Morning Blitz 1-6-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-run-over-and-classic-psas-the-morning-blitz-1-6-26--69324593</link><description><![CDATA[Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie<br />David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio<br />You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026<br />House rules and board games will cause a fight every time<br />A debate over special sauce vs secret sauce]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69324593</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:48:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69324593/the_morning_blitz_1_6_26.mp3" length="92096786" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897/7d16ea49-4a12-4f4e-87aa-cfcabd40f897.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie
David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio
You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026
House rules and board games will cause a fight every time
A debate...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie<br />David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio<br />You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026<br />House rules and board games will cause a fight every time<br />A debate over special sauce vs secret sauce]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5756</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>board,catch,christ,davidleeroth,games,house,i95,jesus,movie,phrase,rapture,return,rules,sauce,secret,spoilers,tour,tv,vanhalen,wager</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Holiday Injuries and Human Cheese - The Morning Blitz 1-5-26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/holiday-injuries-and-human-cheese-the-morning-blitz-1-5-26--69306712</link><description><![CDATA[Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people<br />How did you injure yourself over the holidays?<br />The things people shoved in their butts in 2025<br />How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them<br />Making cheese out of humans]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69306712</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 15:13:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69306712/the_morning_blitz_1_5_26.mp3" length="92725815" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef/44222401-2d56-4fd8-8843-acec99cc31ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people
How did you injure yourself over the holidays?
The things people shoved in their butts in 2025
How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them
Making cheese out of humans</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people<br />How did you injure yourself over the holidays?<br />The things people shoved in their butts in 2025<br />How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them<br />Making cheese out of humans]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5796</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>butts,cheese,christmas,emergency,gummy,holiday,human,injuries,insert,kids,mcdonalds,mcrib,mean,people,pittsburgh,things,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Christmas Timing Challenge and Joke Swap - The Morning Blitz 12-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-timing-challenge-and-joke-swap-the-morning-blitz-12-19-25--69133796</link><description><![CDATA[We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time<br />Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs<br />By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped Christmas carols<br />Gary Busey has given us all a wonderful Christmas gift<br />We do a timing challenge using all Christmas songs<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69133796</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2025 15:20:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69133796/the_morning_blitz_12_19_25.mp3" length="102103147" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9/c44e53b7-1f3e-422b-bbf2-200b315cecf9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time
Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs
By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time<br />Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs<br />By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped Christmas carols<br />Gary Busey has given us all a wonderful Christmas gift<br />We do a timing challenge using all Christmas songs<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6382</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bleeped,buckeyes,challenge,charliebrown,christmas,college,football,garybusey,gift,jefflogan,joke,motleycrue,ohiostate,osu,peanuts,playoffs,snl,songs,swap,timing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Free Weed For Christmas and Healing Farts - The Morning Blitz 12-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/free-weed-for-christmas-and-healing-farts-the-morning-blitz-12-18-25--69119101</link><description><![CDATA[A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree<br />An African bar with a prison in the basement<br />Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done<br />What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer?<br />How Chat GPT would respond if it were on drugs]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69119101</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 15:15:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69119101/the_morning_blitz_12_18_25.mp3" length="91582696" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130/5ee9fe9f-fc6e-45fa-99c2-b0bc53e89130.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree
An African bar with a prison in the basement
Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done
What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer?
How Chat GPT would respond if it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree<br />An African bar with a prison in the basement<br />Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done<br />What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer?<br />How Chat GPT would respond if it were on drugs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5724</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bite,car,ceiling,chatgpt,christmas,debate,drugs,dumb,duration,farts,free,healing,injuries,lights,pastor,racoon,sex,spider,weed,wreck</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Got In A Car Wreck and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-got-in-a-car-wreck-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-12-17-25--69097967</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever had to sign an NDA?<br />Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents<br />Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why?<br />The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories<br />An Amazon delivery driver is also a porch pirate<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69097967</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 15:07:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69097967/the_morning_blitz_12_17_25.mp3" length="93934553" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e/daeb0bdc-3e5c-4473-b1e8-9a8195bbec9e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever had to sign an NDA?
Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents
Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why?
The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever had to sign an NDA?<br />Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents<br />Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why?<br />The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories<br />An Amazon delivery driver is also a porch pirate<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5871</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,brothers,christmas,disney,drama,family,grimm,log,nda,origin,pirate,pooping,porch,presents,secret,spain,story,tiódenadal,tradition,wreck</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rockin The Menorah and Kid Arguements - The Morning Blitz 12-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rockin-the-menorah-and-kid-arguements-the-morning-blitz-12-16-25--69078546</link><description><![CDATA[A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong?<br />What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show?<br />Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult<br />What are the biggest things you fight with your kids about?<br />The new Washlet toilet seat should be on your Christmas wish list]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69078546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 14:55:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69078546/the_morning_blitz_12_16_25.mp3" length="93885652" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a/85db0fba-11b2-422b-bbaf-9f651df7b49a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong?
What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show?
Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult
What are the biggest things you fight with your kids...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong?<br />What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show?<br />Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult<br />What are the biggest things you fight with your kids about?<br />The new Washlet toilet seat should be on your Christmas wish list]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5868</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,app,arguements,bought,dating,item,kids,menorah,money,motleycrue,movie,pointbreak,purchase,rockstar,seat,teenagers,toilet,toy,tv,washlet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Music Evolution and Pet Dependants - The Morning Blitz 12-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/music-evolution-and-pet-dependants-the-morning-blitz-12-15-25--69057292</link><description><![CDATA[More and more women are into watching porn<br />That there is an RV<br />Selling things that you inherited<br />Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea<br />Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69057292</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 14:47:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69057292/the_morning_blitz_12_15_25.mp3" length="85719147" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b/1420b1a4-2215-4307-ad86-d38ae1fceb7b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>More and more women are into watching porn
That there is an RV
Selling things that you inherited
Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea
Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[More and more women are into watching porn<br />That there is an RV<br />Selling things that you inherited<br />Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea<br />Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5358</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,evolution,gunther,inherit,johncena,last,motleycrue,music,porn,pornhub,rental,rv,sell,slipknot,vibedating,wahlberg,watching,wham,women,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Little Pains and Flavored Cocaine - The Morning Blitz 12-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-little-pains-and-flavored-cocaine-the-morning-blitz-12-12-25--69008240</link><description><![CDATA[What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful?<br />Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary<br />American traditions that most people think are going away permanently<br />We break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69008240</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 14:58:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69008240/the_morning_blitz_12_12_25.mp3" length="98394177" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e/a7940f8e-f746-430a-abd1-0f011a68955e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful?
Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary
American traditions that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful?<br />Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary<br />American traditions that most people think are going away permanently<br />We break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6150</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>american,big,blitzmas,bluejackets,christmas,coin,columbus,comedy,dalejones,destiny,disappearing,funnybone,help,little,mythical,pains,self,taylorswift,traditions,tylerwright</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wearing Shorts And A Hoodie In Winter and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 12-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wearing-shorts-and-a-hoodie-in-winter-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-12-11-25--68991920</link><description><![CDATA[Do you always blame the person who got you sick?<br />Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating?<br />These identical twins do everything to remain identical.  EVERYTHING!<br />What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you?<br />Google is using one A.I. to control another A.I.  Skynet is coming!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68991920</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 14:59:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68991920/the_morning_blitz_12_11_25.mp3" length="88435046" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763/ab842021-46a3-44c3-8bc3-57c9ef429763.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Do you always blame the person who got you sick?
Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating?
These identical twins do everything to remain identical.  EVERYTHING!
What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you?
Google is using...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you always blame the person who got you sick?<br />Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating?<br />These identical twins do everything to remain identical.  EVERYTHING!<br />What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you?<br />Google is using one A.I. to control another A.I.  Skynet is coming!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5528</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,artificial,australia,blame,breakup,fiance,flu,fml,identical,intelligence,kids,national,partner,sherronemoore,sick,tkoc,turnon,twins,waymo,wolverines</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Little Heartbreaks and Lightning Bum - The Morning Blitz 12-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-little-heartbreaks-and-lightning-bum-the-morning-blitz-12-10-25--68977004</link><description><![CDATA[Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge<br />The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment<br />Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor<br />We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site<br />Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68977004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2025 15:17:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68977004/the_morning_blitz_12_10_25.mp3" length="87359219" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1/b71c8399-80fb-4b82-a783-d233c7b246a1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge
The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment
Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor
We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site
Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge<br />The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment<br />Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor<br />We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site<br />Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5460</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6-7,big,boyfriend,breath,bum,butthole,challenge,doctor,fesshole,heartbreaks,holidays,home,in-n-out,lightning,little,one,pictures,remote,sloopys,tkoc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>236</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Insulting Christmas Bonuses and the Firehouse Fapper - The Morning Blitz 12-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/insulting-christmas-bonuses-and-the-firehouse-fapper-the-morning-blitz-12-9-25--68960715</link><description><![CDATA[The things we hate to do in front of other people<br />What Christmas bonus did you get that was very odd or insulting?<br />A firehouse employee has been self-pleasuring in public spaces at multiple firehouses<br />Air BnB and Vrbo rentals are falling due to their silly rules<br />Trying to do things with your non dominant hand]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68960715</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2025 15:00:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68960715/the_morning_blitz_12_9_25.mp3" length="86747745" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f/04eeb5b6-8172-4864-b44b-64c3b1d0615f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The things we hate to do in front of other people
What Christmas bonus did you get that was very odd or insulting?
A firehouse employee has been self-pleasuring in public spaces at multiple firehouses
Air BnB and Vrbo rentals are falling due to their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The things we hate to do in front of other people<br />What Christmas bonus did you get that was very odd or insulting?<br />A firehouse employee has been self-pleasuring in public spaces at multiple firehouses<br />Air BnB and Vrbo rentals are falling due to their silly rules<br />Trying to do things with your non dominant hand]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5422</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airbnb,blatimore,blitzmas,bonus,christmas,fapping,firehouse,front,hand,hate,insulting,nondominant,people,rules,thepitt,things,tkoc,vrbo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Wiener's In The Rain and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 12-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-wiener-s-in-the-rain-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-12-8-25--68944058</link><description><![CDATA[Goose blew up the bathroom at Sloopy's bar<br />Boy moms deal with strange behavior from their young sons<br />What if you recieved your personal Pornhub Wrapped list for the year<br />A guy made money daily by interviewing people for a job that didn't exist<br />Goose's fiance beat Thick Rick at fantasy football]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68944058</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 15:01:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68944058/the_morning_blitz_12_8_25.mp3" length="90502272" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be/059a7897-b62f-47a8-9b3a-9c5d0c0ab4be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose blew up the bathroom at Sloopy's bar
Boy moms deal with strange behavior from their young sons
What if you recieved your personal Pornhub Wrapped list for the year
A guy made money daily by interviewing people for a job that didn't exist
Goose's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose blew up the bathroom at Sloopy's bar<br />Boy moms deal with strange behavior from their young sons<br />What if you recieved your personal Pornhub Wrapped list for the year<br />A guy made money daily by interviewing people for a job that didn't exist<br />Goose's fiance beat Thick Rick at fantasy football]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5657</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>b1g,bathroom,blitzmas,boymom,buckeyes,fantasy,football,highlysuspect,indiana,interview,machine,ohiostate,pornhub,rain,shower,sloopys,vending,weiner,wrapped</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>234</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dumb Pet Things and Armpit Licking - The Morning Blitz 12-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dumb-pet-things-and-armpit-licking-the-morning-blitz-12-5-25--68899991</link><description><![CDATA[The fetish of armpit licking is a growing trend<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />The dumbest thing your pet ever did<br />Flat earthers can now own a huge company if they can do this<br />The science of it all]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68899991</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2025 15:11:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68899991/the_morning_blitz_12_5_25.mp3" length="90990030" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453/24276258-3ef5-47ae-9ccb-d9aeb148e453.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The fetish of armpit licking is a growing trend
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
The dumbest thing your pet ever did
Flat earthers can now own a huge company if they can do this
The science of it all</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The fetish of armpit licking is a growing trend<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />The dumbest thing your pet ever did<br />Flat earthers can now own a huge company if they can do this<br />The science of it all]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5687</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>armpit,b1g,buckeyes,columbia,croc,dog,dumb,earther,fetish,flat,hoosiers,indiana,jefflogan,licking,ohiostate,osu,penis,rockem,science,sockem</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Blow It For Everyone and Sled Alternatives - The Morning Blitz 12-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-and-sled-alternatives-the-morning-blitz-12-4-25--68881606</link><description><![CDATA[Two completely different movies have the exact same storyline<br />Comedian, Greg Warren, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />A different kind of birthday party is trending and Goose is not having it<br />If someone looks crazy, chances are they probably are crazy<br />When you couldn't afford a real snow sled, what did you use as an alternative?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68881606</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 14:51:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68881606/the_morning_blitz_12_4_25.mp3" length="79956744" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1/3b4e2436-69e7-4540-ae36-f53ae72398b1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two completely different movies have the exact same storyline
Comedian, Greg Warren, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone
A different kind of birthday party is trending and Goose is not having it
If someone looks crazy, chances are they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two completely different movies have the exact same storyline<br />Comedian, Greg Warren, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone<br />A different kind of birthday party is trending and Goose is not having it<br />If someone looks crazy, chances are they probably are crazy<br />When you couldn't afford a real snow sled, what did you use as an alternative?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alternative,birthday,blitzmas,brianhartline,buckeyes,christmas,comedy,crazy,dead,diehard,funnybone,gregwarren,highlysuspect,homealone,hoosiers,movies,party,people,sled,snow</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Inappropriate At The Christmas Party and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/inappropriate-at-the-christmas-party-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-12-3-25--68850685</link><description><![CDATA[We get into a dumb debate about washing pillows<br />A listener is wondering if her coworker was inappropriate at the company Christmas party<br />No tax on tips does not apply in the porn industry<br />The annual lesbian pie eating contest<br />You have to be careful about what you search on the internet]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68850685</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 15:19:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68850685/the_morning_blitz_12_3_25.mp3" length="80484208" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4/0c07a50f-ef0a-45b0-b13b-49c90ed95dc4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get into a dumb debate about washing pillows
A listener is wondering if her coworker was inappropriate at the company Christmas party
No tax on tips does not apply in the porn industry
The annual lesbian pie eating contest
You have to be careful...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get into a dumb debate about washing pillows<br />A listener is wondering if her coworker was inappropriate at the company Christmas party<br />No tax on tips does not apply in the porn industry<br />The annual lesbian pie eating contest<br />You have to be careful about what you search on the internet]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitzmas,buckeyes,christmas,company,contest,eating,fesshole,history,inappropriate,internet,irs,lesbian,party,pie,pillows,porn,search,tax,tips,washing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crazy Ex Lovers and a Natural High - The Morning Blitz 12-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crazy-ex-lovers-and-a-natural-high-the-morning-blitz-12-2-25--68832544</link><description><![CDATA[A yoga dude has a bizarre way to get high without drugs<br />A daytime threesome in a Winn Dixie parking lot<br />Something you would be good at that you have never done<br />What crazy thing did your crazy ex do?<br />Young people online really need to fact check themselves]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68832544</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 14:51:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68832544/the_morning_blitz_12_2_25.mp3" length="76847963" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276/f4448002-ef9d-42ac-be56-4d203c18e276.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A yoga dude has a bizarre way to get high without drugs
A daytime threesome in a Winn Dixie parking lot
Something you would be good at that you have never done
What crazy thing did your crazy ex do?
Young people online really need to fact check themselves</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A yoga dude has a bizarre way to get high without drugs<br />A daytime threesome in a Winn Dixie parking lot<br />Something you would be good at that you have never done<br />What crazy thing did your crazy ex do?<br />Young people online really need to fact check themselves]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4803</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>9-1-1,anus,blitzmas,buzz,check,crazy,einstein,ex,eye,fact,generation,girlfriend,high,highlysuspect,third,threesome,winndixie,young</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome and Spy Pigeons - The Morning Blitz 12-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cannabinoid-hyperemesis-syndrome-and-spy-pigeons-the-morning-blitz-12-1-25--68818738</link><description><![CDATA[Goose has a bone to pick with New York City<br />Ryan Day finally won THEE game<br />Have you ever 'scromited' from smoking weed?<br />Having one of these is normal, but having two of them is just weird<br />Spy pigeons are now a real thing]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68818738</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 15:09:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68818738/the_morning_blitz_12_1_25.mp3" length="81864728" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59/cb1d7ccc-16ee-4989-98af-6793431d3c59.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose has a bone to pick with New York City
Ryan Day finally won THEE game
Have you ever 'scromited' from smoking weed?
Having one of these is normal, but having two of them is just weird
Spy pigeons are now a real thing</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose has a bone to pick with New York City<br />Ryan Day finally won THEE game<br />Have you ever 'scromited' from smoking weed?<br />Having one of these is normal, but having two of them is just weird<br />Spy pigeons are now a real thing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5117</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyes,cannabinoid,christmas,chs,hyperemesis,leisureclub,marijuana,michigan,nyc,ohiostate,pigeons,rockefeller,scromiting,spy,syndrome,thee,thegodz,tree,weed,wolverines</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>229</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cool Movie Villains and THEE Game - The Morning Blitz 11-26-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cool-movie-villains-and-thee-game-the-morning-blitz-11-26-25--68756756</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye legened, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk about THEE game<br />A listener is breaking up with her boyfriend and he and her dad are good friends<br />Movie villains that are much cooler than the good guy<br />The top things people forget before Thanksgiving<br />If you steal a trail cam, it is still recording]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68756756</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 15:07:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68756756/the_morning_blitz_11_26_25.mp3" length="102904793" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131/71e108f7-a64b-46c3-85a1-7f545bfec131.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye legened, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk about THEE game
A listener is breaking up with her boyfriend and he and her dad are good friends
Movie villains that are much cooler than the good guy
The top things people forget before Thanksgiving
If...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye legened, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk about THEE game<br />A listener is breaking up with her boyfriend and he and her dad are good friends<br />Movie villains that are much cooler than the good guy<br />The top things people forget before Thanksgiving<br />If you steal a trail cam, it is still recording]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6432</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anxiety,breakup,buckeyes,cam,cool,fesshole,football,holiday,jefflogan,michigan,mircale-gro,movie,ohiostate,scotts,stolen,thanksgiving,thee,trail,villains,wolverines</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Dumb Attire Debate and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-dumb-attire-debate-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-11-25-25--68740767</link><description><![CDATA[Did you end up with a person you never thought you would be with?<br />Get me a beer woman!<br />The great holiday attire debate<br />Goose cooked up something special for Taste Test Tuesday<br />Rules required to marry an aristocrat]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68740767</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 14:49:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68740767/the_morning_blitz_11_25_25.mp3" length="93545851" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194/bf2ba88b-ab2e-4723-ab4f-054b7bc2e194.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you end up with a person you never thought you would be with?
Get me a beer woman!
The great holiday attire debate
Goose cooked up something special for Taste Test Tuesday
Rules required to marry an aristocrat</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you end up with a person you never thought you would be with?<br />Get me a beer woman!<br />The great holiday attire debate<br />Goose cooked up something special for Taste Test Tuesday<br />Rules required to marry an aristocrat]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5847</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aristocrat,attire,attract,beer,confessions,debate,fesshole,fire,holiday,magnolia,marry,opposites,pajamas,rules,spouse,test,teste,thanksgiving,thunderpussy,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Weird Body and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-weird-body-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-11-24-25--68723379</link><description><![CDATA[Goose yelled at his fiance over the weekend<br />Most of us have weird things on our bodies that are beyond our control<br />You might want to think twice before making your bed in the morning<br />That horrible moment you put your foot in your mouth<br />It makes a huge mess when an eagle drops a cat on your windshield]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68723379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2025 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68723379/the_morning_blitz_11_24_25.mp3" length="86206488" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b/dd2a5680-c726-4c0a-a6e9-f0afbde67a2b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose yelled at his fiance over the weekend
Most of us have weird things on our bodies that are beyond our control
You might want to think twice before making your bed in the morning
That horrible moment you put your foot in your mouth
It makes a huge...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose yelled at his fiance over the weekend<br />Most of us have weird things on our bodies that are beyond our control<br />You might want to think twice before making your bed in the morning<br />That horrible moment you put your foot in your mouth<br />It makes a huge mess when an eagle drops a cat on your windshield]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5388</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bed,bodies,buckeyes,cat,cooking,eagle,fiance,foot,goose,gummy,making,michigan,moment,mouth,osu,things,weird,windshield,wolverines,yelled</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - The Morning Blitz 11-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mythical-coin-of-destiny-and-buckeye-legend-jeff-logan-the-morning-blitz-11-21-25--68678539</link><description><![CDATA[You can learn your fate by asking the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />We ask you a question and then guess if you wake 'n' bake<br />The press tour for the new Wicked movie is over and Goose has questions<br />Pet turkeys are a real thing]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68678539</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2025 15:09:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68678539/the_morning_blitz_11_21_25.mp3" length="100628587" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993/2ac16f5c-b99d-43e4-838a-4c030b172993.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can learn your fate by asking the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
We ask you a question and then guess if you wake 'n' bake
The press tour for the new Wicked movie is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can learn your fate by asking the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />We ask you a question and then guess if you wake 'n' bake<br />The press tour for the new Wicked movie is over and Goose has questions<br />Pet turkeys are a real thing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6290</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bake,buckeyes,coin,destiny,erivo,grande,jefflogan,movie,mythical,ohiostate,osu,pet,press,processed,rutgers,tour,turkey,ultra,wake,wicked</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Crapped My Pants and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 11-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-crapped-my-pants-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-11-20-25--68655978</link><description><![CDATA[William Shatner crapped his pants...where did this happen to you?<br />Ozzy Osbourne was on a pop song with Madonna in the early 80s<br />Tell us about your family holiday drama<br />What were you dragged to?<br />A Columbus made vodka was named the best vodka in the world]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68655978</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 15:02:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68655978/the_morning_blitz_11_20_25.mp3" length="88886024" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d/7f164c6a-7561-4951-b4d2-38740c23155d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>William Shatner crapped his pants...where did this happen to you?
Ozzy Osbourne was on a pop song with Madonna in the early 80s
Tell us about your family holiday drama
What were you dragged to?
A Columbus made vodka was named the best vodka in the world</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[William Shatner crapped his pants...where did this happen to you?<br />Ozzy Osbourne was on a pop song with Madonna in the early 80s<br />Tell us about your family holiday drama<br />What were you dragged to?<br />A Columbus made vodka was named the best vodka in the world]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5556</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bank,crapped,distillery,dragged,drama,event,family,fml,high,holiday,madonna,osbourne,ozxzy,pacman,pants,shakeyourhead,shatner,threedaysgrace,vodka,william</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Women Want and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-women-want-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-11-19-25--68640577</link><description><![CDATA[We put together a panel of women to discuss what women really want<br />Racoons could become common domestic pets in the near future<br />Goose is still having an issue with his Cologuard test<br />My friend saw my dad at a swingers club<br />A threesome sounds like it would be fun until someone gets mad]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68640577</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 15:01:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68640577/the_morning_blitz_11_19_25.mp3" length="89913785" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e/98d2e2e3-4d20-45e4-800d-15b2d8ac7f2e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We put together a panel of women to discuss what women really want
Racoons could become common domestic pets in the near future
Goose is still having an issue with his Cologuard test
My friend saw my dad at a swingers club
A threesome sounds like it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We put together a panel of women to discuss what women really want<br />Racoons could become common domestic pets in the near future<br />Goose is still having an issue with his Cologuard test<br />My friend saw my dad at a swingers club<br />A threesome sounds like it would be fun until someone gets mad]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5620</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>club,cologuard,dad,discussion,domestic,fesshole,fun,jealous,panel,pets,raccoons,slipknot,swingers,tdg,test,threedaysgrace,threesome,wants,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Can't Have Too Much and A.I. Families - The Morning Blitz 11-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-can-t-have-too-much-and-a-i-families-the-morning-blitz-11-18-25--68618699</link><description><![CDATA[People are now getting married to A.I. and having A.I. children<br />You can get paid to watch football and yell at your TV<br />Face mites are living and having sex on your face right now<br />See Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner together without a single original member<br />Is being a stay at home parent actually an easy job?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68618699</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 14:48:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68618699/the_morning_blitz_11_18_25.mp3" length="91443098" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb/7db2e6cf-ea8b-4f73-baad-6a545fc300cb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are now getting married to A.I. and having A.I. children
You can get paid to watch football and yell at your TV
Face mites are living and having sex on your face right now
See Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner together without a single original...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People are now getting married to A.I. and having A.I. children<br />You can get paid to watch football and yell at your TV<br />Face mites are living and having sex on your face right now<br />See Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner together without a single original member<br />Is being a stay at home parent actually an easy job?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,armchair,children,face,family,football,foreigner,home,many,marriage,mites,paid,parent,sanders,shedeur,skynyrd,stay,threedaysgrace,too,yell</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Swallow It Whole and Losing Your Touch - The Morning Blitz 11-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/swallow-it-whole-and-losing-your-touch-the-morning-blitz-11-17-25--68603797</link><description><![CDATA[Things that aren't supposed to be exposed<br />What were you great at, but now have lost your touch?<br />Non essential things we spend our money on<br />Do not try to swallow a whole hamburger<br />Giving yourself glitter balls]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68603797</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 15:15:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68603797/the_morning_blitz_11_17_25.mp3" length="85743389" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66/1b08f784-723b-4cbd-8e31-274bde714f66.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things that aren't supposed to be exposed
What were you great at, but now have lost your touch?
Non essential things we spend our money on
Do not try to swallow a whole hamburger
Giving yourself glitter balls</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things that aren't supposed to be exposed<br />What were you great at, but now have lost your touch?<br />Non essential things we spend our money on<br />Do not try to swallow a whole hamburger<br />Giving yourself glitter balls]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5359</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>balls,bengals,exposed,fight,glitter,gummy,hamburger,jalenramsey,ja'marrchase,lost,paparoach,spending,steelers,swallow,things,thoughts,tonyromo,touch,turkey,whole</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Talking To Dead People and A Beaver Battle - The Morning Blitz 11-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/talking-to-dead-people-and-a-beaver-battle-the-morning-blitz-11-14-25--68567037</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk OSU football<br />Aaron Johnson from the Blue Jackets stops by as we celebrate 25 years of the CBJ<br />You get bit by a tick, then eat a burger and die, because you were alergic to the meat<br />A.I. will now let you talk to your past relatives for the rest of your life<br />Texts from last night]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68567037</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 14:49:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68567037/the_morning_blitz_11_14_25.mp3" length="99569896" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6/2da544b3-139c-451a-b2cf-6c223f9deca6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk OSU football
Aaron Johnson from the Blue Jackets stops by as we celebrate 25 years of the CBJ
You get bit by a tick, then eat a burger and die, because you were alergic to the meat
A.I. will now...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk OSU football<br />Aaron Johnson from the Blue Jackets stops by as we celebrate 25 years of the CBJ<br />You get bit by a tick, then eat a burger and die, because you were alergic to the meat<br />A.I. will now let you talk to your past relatives for the rest of your life<br />Texts from last night]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6224</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>25th,aaronjohnson,ai,alien,allergy,beaver,bluejackets,buc-ees,buckeyes,comet,dead,football,jefflogan,jesus,meat,osu,people,texts,tick,ucla</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Don't Know Why It Hurts and Bad Commercials - The Morning Blitz 11-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-don-t-know-why-it-hurts-and-bad-commercials-the-morning-blitz-11-13-25--68553832</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what hurts and you don't know why<br />What type of TV commercials do you hate the most?<br />Iconic yells and screams in rock songs<br />Goose brought his poop box in this morning<br />The most unfairly criticized professions]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68553832</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 14:53:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68553832/the_morning_blitz_11_13_25.mp3" length="87579483" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22/968df243-80ae-4d44-9635-240aaff18a22.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what hurts and you don't know why
What type of TV commercials do you hate the most?
Iconic yells and screams in rock songs
Goose brought his poop box in this morning
The most unfairly criticized professions</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what hurts and you don't know why<br />What type of TV commercials do you hate the most?<br />Iconic yells and screams in rock songs<br />Goose brought his poop box in this morning<br />The most unfairly criticized professions]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5474</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ads,bert,body,box,cologuard,commercials,criticized,hurts,iconic,kreischer,pain,poop,professions,rock,screams,songs,television,unfairly,worst,yells</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Funeral Proposal and FessHole - Window Nation Live 11-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/funeral-proposal-and-fesshole-window-nation-live-11-12-25--68538138</link><description><![CDATA[The hobbies that are usually linked to pretentious people<br />Is it ok to propose at your grandmother's funeral because it would have made her happy?<br />If you have a November birthday, were you a Valentine's Day baby?<br />Apple's new stupid IPhone pocket will only set you back $229<br />What type of "non sexual" videos do you watch that turn you on?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68538138</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 15:17:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68538138/the_morning_blitz_11_12_25.mp3" length="83810328" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7/2210d62d-5c01-482d-9c43-0c9d4fb36ed7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The hobbies that are usually linked to pretentious people
Is it ok to propose at your grandmother's funeral because it would have made her happy?
If you have a November birthday, were you a Valentine's Day baby?
Apple's new stupid IPhone pocket will...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The hobbies that are usually linked to pretentious people<br />Is it ok to propose at your grandmother's funeral because it would have made her happy?<br />If you have a November birthday, were you a Valentine's Day baby?<br />Apple's new stupid IPhone pocket will only set you back $229<br />What type of "non sexual" videos do you watch that turn you on?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5239</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,bert,birthday,boop,favorite,fesshole,funeral,grandmother,hobbies,iphone,kreischer,november,parents,people,pocket,pretentious,proposal,sex,valentine,videos</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gen Z Is Raw Dogging Life and Rednecks - The Morning Blitz 11-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gen-z-is-raw-dogging-life-and-rednecks-the-morning-blitz-11-11-25--68522375</link><description><![CDATA[The term 'Redneck' is no longer seen as an insult<br />Alliance, Ohio keeps ending up in the news and this time it's for bull riding<br />Gen Z thinks sitting on the bed doing nothing is raw dogging life<br />Women want men to up their kissing game<br />Hammerhead worms are invading Texas]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68522375</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 14:55:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68522375/the_morning_blitz_11_11_25.mp3" length="86680453" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5/9af70e9a-6bc6-4d38-8245-886ae3a5a6e5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The term 'Redneck' is no longer seen as an insult
Alliance, Ohio keeps ending up in the news and this time it's for bull riding
Gen Z thinks sitting on the bed doing nothing is raw dogging life
Women want men to up their kissing game
Hammerhead worms...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The term 'Redneck' is no longer seen as an insult<br />Alliance, Ohio keeps ending up in the news and this time it's for bull riding<br />Gen Z thinks sitting on the bed doing nothing is raw dogging life<br />Women want men to up their kissing game<br />Hammerhead worms are invading Texas]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,alliance,bull,dogging,genz,gus,hammerhead,insult,kissing,life,men,ohio,police,raw,redneck,skill,slur,texas,women,worms</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Odd Medical Conditions and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/odd-medical-conditions-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-11-10-25--68497315</link><description><![CDATA[Charles Bonnett syndrome causes a poor guy to see big boobs that aren't there<br />We all try to mind meld with each other<br />Kelly and Thick have never heard of the 20 Ribeyes for $39.99 meat truck<br />Target workers are now being asked to flirt with customers<br />News Alert: Don't smoke at the gas station]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68497315</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2025 14:51:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68497315/the_morning_blitz_11_10_25.mp3" length="84022233" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7/73fe27c9-4616-47e5-ac77-ce6ec8078af7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Charles Bonnett syndrome causes a poor guy to see big boobs that aren't there
We all try to mind meld with each other
Kelly and Thick have never heard of the 20 Ribeyes for $39.99 meat truck
Target workers are now being asked to flirt with customers...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Charles Bonnett syndrome causes a poor guy to see big boobs that aren't there<br />We all try to mind meld with each other<br />Kelly and Thick have never heard of the 20 Ribeyes for $39.99 meat truck<br />Target workers are now being asked to flirt with customers<br />News Alert: Don't smoke at the gas station]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,bonnett,boobs,charles,flirt,gummy,hallucinate,kreischer,meat,medical,meld,mind,ribeyes,sabbath,syndrome,target,thoughts,truck,workers,zakk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Identifying The Normal One and Bert Kreischer - The Morning Blitz 11-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/identifying-the-normal-one-and-bert-kreischer-the-morning-blitz-11-7-25--68462084</link><description><![CDATA[We try to figure out who the most normal person in the room is<br />Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, in studio to talk Ohio State football<br />Bert Kreischer joins us on air ahead of his show in 2 weeks at the Schott<br />Jelqing is new thing that is suppose to help men become bigger<br />Old person habits that young people should adopt]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68462084</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2025 14:52:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68462084/the_morning_blitz_11_7_25.mp3" length="99720362" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6/78c561f0-72a4-4bf3-a59c-81bbcc98a3b6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We try to figure out who the most normal person in the room is
Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, in studio to talk Ohio State football
Bert Kreischer joins us on air ahead of his show in 2 weeks at the Schott
Jelqing is new thing that is suppose to help men...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We try to figure out who the most normal person in the room is<br />Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, in studio to talk Ohio State football<br />Bert Kreischer joins us on air ahead of his show in 2 weeks at the Schott<br />Jelqing is new thing that is suppose to help men become bigger<br />Old person habits that young people should adopt]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6233</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3by3,acdc,bert,buckeyes,edibles,elderly,habits,jefflogan,jelqing,kreischer,most,normal,ohiostate,osu,person,purdue,sabbath,scams,studio,zakk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Guess If You Wake N Bake and Morning Sex - The Morning Blitz 11-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-guess-if-you-wake-n-bake-and-morning-sex-the-morning-blitz-11-6-25--68448761</link><description><![CDATA[We ask you questions and try to guess if you wake n bake<br />Morning sex is great for your health and your career<br />Being notified that you are dead when you are very much alive<br />Having a passive, aggressive tift with someone you don't know and can't see<br />Working late hour jobs as a kid]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68448761</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2025 16:11:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68448761/the_morning_blitz_11_6_25.mp3" length="82715692" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a/595309e2-0335-455a-8cba-da8a334b8a0a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We ask you questions and try to guess if you wake n bake
Morning sex is great for your health and your career
Being notified that you are dead when you are very much alive
Having a passive, aggressive tift with someone you don't know and can't see...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We ask you questions and try to guess if you wake n bake<br />Morning sex is great for your health and your career<br />Being notified that you are dead when you are very much alive<br />Having a passive, aggressive tift with someone you don't know and can't see<br />Working late hour jobs as a kid]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5170</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aggressive,bake,basspro,battle,career,death,drunk,fight,health,kid,morning,notification,passive,sabbath,sex,substitute,wake,wakenbake,working,zakk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Her Psychic Changed The Wedding and Cash Is Cringe - The Morning Blitz 11-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/her-psychic-changed-the-wedding-and-cash-is-cringe-the-morning-blitz-11-5-25--68433074</link><description><![CDATA[A psychic convinced a to bride cancel half her wedding guests 2 weeks before wedding<br />Gen Z thinks that using cash is cringe<br />London, England says no tongue before 10 am<br />Kentucky voters got mad because they couldn't vote in the New York mayor election<br />If you cancel going to an event with your friend 2 days in advance, do you get a refund?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68433074</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 14:59:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68433074/the_morning_blitz_11_5_25.mp3" length="89110050" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156/7e58cd09-8be5-4f13-a37d-b372cead6156.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A psychic convinced a to bride cancel half her wedding guests 2 weeks before wedding
Gen Z thinks that using cash is cringe
London, England says no tongue before 10 am
Kentucky voters got mad because they couldn't vote in the New York mayor election...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A psychic convinced a to bride cancel half her wedding guests 2 weeks before wedding<br />Gen Z thinks that using cash is cringe<br />London, England says no tongue before 10 am<br />Kentucky voters got mad because they couldn't vote in the New York mayor election<br />If you cancel going to an event with your friend 2 days in advance, do you get a refund?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5570</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,bride,cancel,casgh,cringe,election,event,fesshole,genz,guests,kentucky,london,mayor,ny,pda,psychic,refund,train,voters,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sleeping With The Boss and Rental Cars - The Morning Blitz 11-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sleeping-with-the-boss-and-rental-cars-the-morning-blitz-11-4-25--68415143</link><description><![CDATA[10% of people have slept with a boss before<br />Strange charges by rental car companies<br />What hit your car?<br />Strange ways people met their spouse<br />The rich are seriously getting richer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68415143</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 14:59:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68415143/the_morning_blitz_11_4_25.mp3" length="82275163" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c/d6569d7a-fd2c-4195-a10d-438a5cd00c1c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>10% of people have slept with a boss before
Strange charges by rental car companies
What hit your car?
Strange ways people met their spouse
The rich are seriously getting richer</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[10% of people have slept with a boss before<br />Strange charges by rental car companies<br />What hit your car?<br />Strange ways people met their spouse<br />The rich are seriously getting richer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5143</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,boss,car,charges,hit,junk,meeting,pibb,raises,rental,rich,richer,sabbath,sex,sleeping,space,spouse,strange,tesla,zakk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Next Level Stupidity and Girl Code - The Morning Blitz 11-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/next-level-stupidity-and-girl-code-the-morning-blitz-11-3-25--68400097</link><description><![CDATA[Goose took stupidity to another level Saturday night<br />There are people who don't care about us and we have receipts<br />What is that uncommon breakfast that you eat?<br />That bulge is his pants is not what you think<br />Goose invented a new game called Chair Darts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68400097</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 15:12:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68400097/the_morning_blitz_11_3_25.mp3" length="85372241" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c/9df2c56a-e68a-40fe-8e2e-31d86d92975c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose took stupidity to another level Saturday night
There are people who don't care about us and we have receipts
What is that uncommon breakfast that you eat?
That bulge is his pants is not what you think
Goose invented a new game called Chair Darts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose took stupidity to another level Saturday night<br />There are people who don't care about us and we have receipts<br />What is that uncommon breakfast that you eat?<br />That bulge is his pants is not what you think<br />Goose invented a new game called Chair Darts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5336</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,breakfast,brinner,bulge,chair,darts,dickfast,greed,insurance,level,ohio,pants,power,sabbath,scam,stadium,stupidity,tool,uncommon,zakk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 10-31-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-and-football-friday-the-morning-blitz-10-31-25--68364340</link><description><![CDATA[On Halloween, people needed to ask the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question<br />A very old conspiracy theory says we are really living in the year 1726<br />Huge true crime fans are actually being watched by the FBI<br />A new 6 pound smart phone case will help you break your phone addiction<br />Buckeye Hallof Fame legend Jeff Logan joins us to preview Ohio State vs Penn State]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68364340</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 13:51:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68364340/the_morning_blitz_10_31_25.mp3" length="95496466" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502/52076970-b747-4491-8c03-f48f357ef502.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On Halloween, people needed to ask the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question
A very old conspiracy theory says we are really living in the year 1726
Huge true crime fans are actually being watched by the FBI
A new 6 pound smart phone case will help you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On Halloween, people needed to ask the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question<br />A very old conspiracy theory says we are really living in the year 1726<br />Huge true crime fans are actually being watched by the FBI<br />A new 6 pound smart phone case will help you break your phone addiction<br />Buckeye Hallof Fame legend Jeff Logan joins us to preview Ohio State vs Penn State]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5969</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1726ad,6lb,buckeyes,coin,conspiracy,crime,destiny,fans,fbi,halloween,jefflogan,mythical,osu,pennstate,phonecase,theory,true,watched</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grok The Horny Chatbot and The New Incinolet - The Morning Blitz 10-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/grok-the-horny-chatbot-and-the-new-incinolet-the-morning-blitz-10-30-25--68349424</link><description><![CDATA[Tesla's chatbot, known as Grok, can be very inappropriate<br />You can now get a toilet that incinerates your poop<br />Sending an inappropriate Tiktok to your mom's best friend on accident<br />China is now requiring influencers to have qualifications for certain topics<br />How did your kid miraculously recover from something]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68349424</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2025 13:50:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68349424/the_morning_blitz_10_30_25.mp3" length="80211699" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386/b2b9b579-c33b-4cbf-ad81-05415d1b6386.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tesla's chatbot, known as Grok, can be very inappropriate
You can now get a toilet that incinerates your poop
Sending an inappropriate Tiktok to your mom's best friend on accident
China is now requiring influencers to have qualifications for certain...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tesla's chatbot, known as Grok, can be very inappropriate<br />You can now get a toilet that incinerates your poop<br />Sending an inappropriate Tiktok to your mom's best friend on accident<br />China is now requiring influencers to have qualifications for certain topics<br />How did your kid miraculously recover from something]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5014</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chatbot,china,decorations,friend,grok,halloween,inappropriate,incinerate,incinolet,influencer,lawsuit,miraculous,poop,qualifications,recovery,sea,sonictemple,tesla,text,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ridiculous Movie Monsters and Chunkosaurus Rex - The Morning Blitz 10-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ridiculous-movie-monsters-and-chunkosaurus-rex-the-morning-blitz-10-28-25--68312216</link><description><![CDATA[Rapper Cardi B has an update on the economy<br />Where is the strangest place you ever got it on?<br />The most ridiculous movie monsters of all-time<br />Dating someone that has the same first name as your child<br />'Epic' by Faith No More done funk style]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68312216</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 13:50:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68312216/the_morning_blitz_10_28_25.mp3" length="94773815" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19/6bd24311-996e-4377-ad20-11e3ae901b19.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rapper Cardi B has an update on the economy
Where is the strangest place you ever got it on?
The most ridiculous movie monsters of all-time
Dating someone that has the same first name as your child
'Epic' by Faith No More done funk style</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rapper Cardi B has an update on the economy<br />Where is the strangest place you ever got it on?<br />The most ridiculous movie monsters of all-time<br />Dating someone that has the same first name as your child<br />'Epic' by Faith No More done funk style]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5924</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agree,cardib,child,chunkosaurus,economy,epic,faithnomore,funk,hurricane,jamaica,monsters,movie,place,prank,prostitutes,rex,ridiculous,sex,squirrel,strangest</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Where To Be For A Zombie Apocalypse and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-to-be-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-10-27-25--68297393</link><description><![CDATA[What was broken at the party?<br />The type of place you want to be during a zombie apocalypse<br />If selling your home, you have to tell potential buyers if it is haunted<br />Two guys at a strip club compared to three or more<br />Neighbors are upset about a house decorated with stripper skeletons]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68297393</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2025 13:47:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68297393/the_morning_blitz_10_27_25.mp3" length="85794798" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a/23249b9b-777d-47f4-8d63-2b3fd506061a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What was broken at the party?
The type of place you want to be during a zombie apocalypse
If selling your home, you have to tell potential buyers if it is haunted
Two guys at a strip club compared to three or more
Neighbors are upset about a house...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What was broken at the party?<br />The type of place you want to be during a zombie apocalypse<br />If selling your home, you have to tell potential buyers if it is haunted<br />Two guys at a strip club compared to three or more<br />Neighbors are upset about a house decorated with stripper skeletons]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5363</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>activity,apocalypse,broken,club,football,friends,gummy,haunted,home,locations,neighborhood,paranormal,party,pole,selling,skeleton,strip,stripper,thoughts,zombie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Silly Ways Guys Entertain Themselves and Boob Jobs - The Morning Blitz 10-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/silly-ways-guys-entertain-themselves-and-boob-jobs-the-morning-blitz-10-24-25--68265512</link><description><![CDATA[Less and less women are getting boob jobs<br />Full grown men still love to do childish, silly things to entertain themselves<br />Learning to breathe through our butt<br />What are you doing for the first time this weekend?<br />Thick's new bud trimming bowl]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68265512</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2025 13:47:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68265512/the_morning_blitz_10_24_25.mp3" length="90717103" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b/5e982eee-51c7-466b-945c-4461df8f0a6b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Less and less women are getting boob jobs
Full grown men still love to do childish, silly things to entertain themselves
Learning to breathe through our butt
What are you doing for the first time this weekend?
Thick's new bud trimming bowl</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Less and less women are getting boob jobs<br />Full grown men still love to do childish, silly things to entertain themselves<br />Learning to breathe through our butt<br />What are you doing for the first time this weekend?<br />Thick's new bud trimming bowl]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5670</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boob,bowl,breathing,bud,butt,childish,decline,entertain,fighters,first,foo,jobs,men,soad,sonic,strangerthings,temple,theater,time,trimming</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Surviving A Horror Movie and Parental Threats - The Morning Blitz 10-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/surviving-a-horror-movie-and-parental-threats-the-morning-blitz-10-23-25--68253130</link><description><![CDATA[Half of people believe they could survive before their friends in a horror movie<br />A fully intact egg of a dinosaur has been discovered<br />What was that crazy thing your parents threatened you with to make you behave?<br />A man was arrested for doing penile implant surgeries in the back of his Toyota Corolla<br />New weed laws coming to Ohio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68253130</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 13:46:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68253130/the_morning_blitz_10_23_25.mp3" length="72559702" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b/ef1bb5f4-20cb-4453-9455-85ec6181507b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Half of people believe they could survive before their friends in a horror movie
A fully intact egg of a dinosaur has been discovered
What was that crazy thing your parents threatened you with to make you behave?
A man was arrested for doing penile...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Half of people believe they could survive before their friends in a horror movie<br />A fully intact egg of a dinosaur has been discovered<br />What was that crazy thing your parents threatened you with to make you behave?<br />A man was arrested for doing penile implant surgeries in the back of his Toyota Corolla<br />New weed laws coming to Ohio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>behave,corolla,dinosaur,egg,friends,horror,implant,intact,laws,marijuana,movie,ohio,parents,penile,sonictemple,surgery,survive,threat,toyota,villain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Prepaid Burial Plot Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prepaid-burial-plot-drama-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-10-22-25--68240046</link><description><![CDATA[The Amazon Web Service disruption actually affected a lot of beds<br />A man is upset because his wife will be buried next to her deceased first husband<br />The new Endless Summer App will give you an amazing fake life<br />Burping, farting, and using the bathroom in front of your spouse<br />A woman has turned a venn diagram into a men diagram]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68240046</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 13:51:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68240046/the_morning_blitz_10_22_25.mp3" length="85921857" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5/631f4177-5f38-47ef-a4d2-24a14fecaab5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Amazon Web Service disruption actually affected a lot of beds
A man is upset because his wife will be buried next to her deceased first husband
The new Endless Summer App will give you an amazing fake life
Burping, farting, and using the bathroom...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Amazon Web Service disruption actually affected a lot of beds<br />A man is upset because his wife will be buried next to her deceased first husband<br />The new Endless Summer App will give you an amazing fake life<br />Burping, farting, and using the bathroom in front of your spouse<br />A woman has turned a venn diagram into a men diagram]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5371</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,app,bathroom,beds,burial,burping,deceased,diagram,eight,endless,farting,husband,men,plot,service,sleep,sonictemple,spouse,summer,venn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>204</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stupid People On The Internet and Poop Analysis - The Morning Blitz 10-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stupid-people-on-the-internet-and-poop-analysis-the-morning-blitz-10-21-25--68227210</link><description><![CDATA[We read some really stupid posts by people on the internet<br />You can now by a toilet seat gadget that will analyze your health from your poop<br />What was the terrible way you broke a bone?<br />The most disgusting thing your significant other ever did in front of you<br />A new precedent has been set for smoking marijuana in your own home]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68227210</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 13:49:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68227210/the_morning_blitz_10_21_25.mp3" length="84153054" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633/efb6dd92-caf1-44fb-900c-e84d62abf633.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We read some really stupid posts by people on the internet
You can now by a toilet seat gadget that will analyze your health from your poop
What was the terrible way you broke a bone?
The most disgusting thing your significant other ever did in front...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We read some really stupid posts by people on the internet<br />You can now by a toilet seat gadget that will analyze your health from your poop<br />What was the terrible way you broke a bone?<br />The most disgusting thing your significant other ever did in front of you<br />A new precedent has been set for smoking marijuana in your own home]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5260</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bone,broken,camera,disgusting,internet,kohler,marijuana,other,people,poop,posts,seat,significant,smell,smoking,sonictemple,stupid,thanksgiving,toilet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>203</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Air BNB Host Exposes Cheating Husband and A.I. Love - The Morning Blitz 10-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/air-bnb-host-exposes-cheating-husband-and-a-i-love-the-morning-blitz-10-20-25--68213891</link><description><![CDATA[The owner of an Air BNB sent a video to the wife of a cheating customer<br />More and more people are getting in loving relationships with I.A. partners<br />The dichotomy of Michigan involves hookers, clients, and a little Scotishman<br />Just because you see a toad doesn't mean you should lick it<br />Iron Maiden's 'The Trooper' done funk style]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68213891</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2025 13:49:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68213891/the_morning_blitz_10_20_25.mp3" length="76083516" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49/7001c40f-c6b9-4a71-a236-5895d9d4ee49.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The owner of an Air BNB sent a video to the wife of a cheating customer
More and more people are getting in loving relationships with I.A. partners
The dichotomy of Michigan involves hookers, clients, and a little Scotishman
Just because you see a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The owner of an Air BNB sent a video to the wife of a cheating customer<br />More and more people are getting in loving relationships with I.A. partners<br />The dichotomy of Michigan involves hookers, clients, and a little Scotishman<br />Just because you see a toad doesn't mean you should lick it<br />Iron Maiden's 'The Trooper' done funk style]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4756</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,airbnb,artificial,bill,cheating,customer,dichotomy,funk,hookers,intelligence,iron,lick,maiden,michigan,prostitutes,relationships,sonictemple,toad,trooper,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>202</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting High With The Police and The Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 10-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-high-with-the-police-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-10-17-25--68178806</link><description><![CDATA[Learn your destiny today from the Mythical Coin of Destiny<br />Potsmokers got the chance to get high with police officers<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football<br />Goose was insulted when we took staff pictures yesterday<br />Odd annual contests in small towns]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68178806</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2025 14:01:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68178806/the_morning_blitz_10_17_25.mp3" length="91969309" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201/a02bd037-81af-4f9c-a1c0-e0320878d201.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Learn your destiny today from the Mythical Coin of Destiny
Potsmokers got the chance to get high with police officers
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
Goose was insulted when we took staff pictures yesterday
Odd...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Learn your destiny today from the Mythical Coin of Destiny<br />Potsmokers got the chance to get high with police officers<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football<br />Goose was insulted when we took staff pictures yesterday<br />Odd annual contests in small towns]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5749</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badgers,buckeye,coin,contests,destiny,fate,football,insulted,jeff,logan,marijuana,mythical,osu,pictures,police,small,smoke,town,wisconsin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>201</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Accidental Drive Thru Fart and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-accidental-drive-thru-fart-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-10-16-25--68164896</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's fiance, Nora, blew out the Starbucks drive thru guy with an accidental fart<br />According to a new study, pretty much all Americans are obese<br />A blind top 5 of Bruce Willis movies not named Die Hard<br />One of the top things people argue about are smells in the home<br />What did you trade for something instead of using cash? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68164896</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 14:12:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68164896/the_morning_blitz_10_16_25.mp3" length="88773593" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4/5ae28ed1-5015-4a0f-9d40-fa6af6f710f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's fiance, Nora, blew out the Starbucks drive thru guy with an accidental fart
According to a new study, pretty much all Americans are obese
A blind top 5 of Bruce Willis movies not named Die Hard
One of the top things people argue about are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's fiance, Nora, blew out the Starbucks drive thru guy with an accidental fart<br />According to a new study, pretty much all Americans are obese<br />A blind top 5 of Bruce Willis movies not named Die Hard<br />One of the top things people argue about are smells in the home<br />What did you trade for something instead of using cash? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5549</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accidental,amazon,america,argue,blind,bmi,bruce,cash,drivethru,fart,fml,gap,home,jobs,obese,pants,smells,starbucks,trade,willis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>200</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>House Sitting Sex and Most Hated Rock Songs - The Morning Blitz 10-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/house-sitting-sex-and-most-hated-rock-songs-the-morning-blitz-10-15-25--68149468</link><description><![CDATA[How would you feel about finding a used condom after having a house sitter?<br />You loaned a friend money, but now she is your girlfriend<br />When your significant other was the most uninterested in what you said<br />Making cocktails according to science<br />Kim Kardashian wants to give women everywhere a fake bush]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68149468</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 13:53:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68149468/the_morning_blitz_10_15_25.mp3" length="87404359" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668/78f46751-cd40-4d21-a8ae-459c295ce668.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How would you feel about finding a used condom after having a house sitter?
You loaned a friend money, but now she is your girlfriend
When your significant other was the most uninterested in what you said
Making cocktails according to science
Kim...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How would you feel about finding a used condom after having a house sitter?<br />You loaned a friend money, but now she is your girlfriend<br />When your significant other was the most uninterested in what you said<br />Making cocktails according to science<br />Kim Kardashian wants to give women everywhere a fake bush]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bush,cocktails,condom,fesshole,girlfriend,hated,house,kardashian,loaned,money,most,pubic,rock,science,sitter,songs,spouse,thong,uninterested,used</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Inconvenience By Theft and Guess The Secret Sound - The Morning Blitz 10-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/inconvenience-by-theft-and-guess-the-secret-sound-the-morning-blitz-10-14-25--68132082</link><description><![CDATA[What is that thing or event that you had to pretend you liked?<br />Killing In The Name by Rage done in the syle of soul and funk<br />Dumb debate: Is chocolate a thing or is it a flavor?<br />A statue of a famous fish monger in Ireland needed a boob job<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68132082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:50:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68132082/the_morning_blitz_10_14_25.mp3" length="94680610" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4/f1786bc9-57bb-44db-acd2-4a98a9876cd4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is that thing or event that you had to pretend you liked?
Killing In The Name by Rage done in the syle of soul and funk
Dumb debate: Is chocolate a thing or is it a flavor?
A statue of a famous fish monger in Ireland needed a boob job
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What strange rules did your parents have in the house?
Someone stole an Ohio rapper's entire fence
Paying for your wedding by having it sponsored by companies
Marinating your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's fiance, Nora, gave a homeless guy food in Colorado and then cried<br />What strange rules did your parents have in the house?<br />Someone stole an Ohio rapper's entire fence<br />Paying for your wedding by having it sponsored by companies<br />Marinating your steak will prevent cancer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5714</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cancer,cauldron,colorado,crockpot,fence,fortheclout,homeless,krma,marinade,ohio,parents,rapper,rules,sponsorship,steak,stolen,strange,wedding,witches</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Porch Pirates - The Morning Blitz 10-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/buckeye-legend-jeff-logan-and-porch-pirates-the-morning-blitz-10-10-25--68090649</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />The number of stolen packages by porch pirates is staggering<br />Slipknot like you have never heard them before<br />Most people believe that opposites truly attract<br />Is it okay to neighborhood hop for trick or treat?<br />How to break your smart phone addiction]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68090649</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 14:01:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68090649/the_morning_blitz_10_10_25.mp3" length="96405945" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf/f9b3f05a-3b1f-4c1f-942e-5dcc8d2ca4bf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
The number of stolen packages by porch pirates is staggering
Slipknot like you have never heard them before
Most people believe that opposites truly attract
Is it okay to neighborhood hop...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />The number of stolen packages by porch pirates is staggering<br />Slipknot like you have never heard them before<br />Most people believe that opposites truly attract<br />Is it okay to neighborhood hop for trick or treat?<br />How to break your smart phone addiction]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6026</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addiction,attract,buckeyes,carrier,football,funk,hop,illini,jeff,logan,neighborhood,opposites,osu,phone,pigeons,slipknot,smart,soul,treat,trick</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Put Halloween Decorations Here and the OSU Pisser - The Morning Blitz 10-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-put-halloween-decorations-here-and-the-osu-pisser-the-morning-blitz-10-9-25--68076965</link><description><![CDATA[What type of business would not be a good place to put up Halloween decorations?<br />The OSU Pisser has been discovered and everyone can stop worrying<br />There is a new world record holder for the longest fart<br />Putting a full size thermos in your prison wallet<br />A dumb deabte over the first day of the week]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68076965</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 14:22:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68076965/the_morning_blitz_10_9_25.mp3" length="84490765" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8/dae282b8-5e67-4f81-a255-97491f3116e8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What type of business would not be a good place to put up Halloween decorations?
The OSU Pisser has been discovered and everyone can stop worrying
There is a new world record holder for the longest fart
Putting a full size thermos in your prison...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What type of business would not be a good place to put up Halloween decorations?<br />The OSU Pisser has been discovered and everyone can stop worrying<br />There is a new world record holder for the longest fart<br />Putting a full size thermos in your prison wallet<br />A dumb deabte over the first day of the week]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5281</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>basic,business,day,debate,decorations,dumb,fake,fart,first,fml,halloween,life,nascar,osupisser,record,skills,tshirt,week,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leaving Your Girl Behind and Adam Sandler - The Morning Blitz 10-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leaving-your-girl-behind-and-adam-sandler-the-morning-blitz-10-8-25--68063220</link><description><![CDATA[You boarded the plane at the last second and left your girl behind<br />The reason airplanes dim their cabin lights may shock you<br />Technology can be exhausting<br />Fireballs rain down in China<br />Don't let your unique underwear show if you are going to rob a place]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68063220</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 14:37:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68063220/the_morning_blitz_10_8_25.mp3" length="85096388" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e/ccfab249-fde6-4da2-8311-005fee95a80e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You boarded the plane at the last second and left your girl behind
The reason airplanes dim their cabin lights may shock you
Technology can be exhausting
Fireballs rain down in China
Don't let your unique underwear show if you are going to rob a place</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You boarded the plane at the last second and left your girl behind<br />The reason airplanes dim their cabin lights may shock you<br />Technology can be exhausting<br />Fireballs rain down in China<br />Don't let your unique underwear show if you are going to rob a place]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5319</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,cabin,china,close,clue,dimming,dragon,exhausting,fireball,gate,lights,plane,religion,spouse,technology,therapy,true,underwear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Take That Baby Outside and Mathieu Olivier - The Morning Blitz 10-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-that-baby-outside-and-mathieu-olivier-the-morning-blitz-10-7-25--68047273</link><description><![CDATA[Columbus Blue Jacket, Mathieu Olivier, joins us in studio<br />A man complains to a woman at a restaurant about her baby making noise<br />Rush is having a reunion tour and they will play a date in Ohio<br />What is something that other people are really into and you just don't get it?<br />I did it all for the nookie in a funky, soul kind of way]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68047273</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 14:03:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68047273/the_morning_blitz_10_7_25.mp3" length="93217753" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4/e27a8323-b0ed-4d0e-95fa-782a37fbd6c4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Columbus Blue Jacket, Mathieu Olivier, joins us in studio
A man complains to a woman at a restaurant about her baby making noise
Rush is having a reunion tour and they will play a date in Ohio
What is something that other people are really into and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Columbus Blue Jacket, Mathieu Olivier, joins us in studio<br />A man complains to a woman at a restaurant about her baby making noise<br />Rush is having a reunion tour and they will play a date in Ohio<br />What is something that other people are really into and you just don't get it?<br />I did it all for the nookie in a funky, soul kind of way]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5827</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aviators,baby,blue,cleveland,concert,funk,jackets,mathieu,nhl,noise,nookie,ohio,olivier,restaurant,reuniopn,rush,soul,tour,trends,ufl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Other People's Drama and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/other-people-s-drama-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-10-6-25--68030807</link><description><![CDATA[Goose witnessed other people's drama at the Bengals-Lions game<br />Taylor Swift has a new song that is all about Travis Kelce's giant junk<br />Living in a home where you are severely outnumbered by the opposite sex<br />People ran a 50K race while having to stop and eat Taco Bell 10 times<br />Goose's gummy thoughts from last night]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68030807</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 13:47:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68030807/the_morning_blitz_10_6_25.mp3" length="72033074" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5/5adc14f8-7f03-4475-b0a4-1b239c791ea5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose witnessed other people's drama at the Bengals-Lions game
Taylor Swift has a new song that is all about Travis Kelce's giant junk
Living in a home where you are severely outnumbered by the opposite sex
People ran a 50K race while having to stop...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose witnessed other people's drama at the Bengals-Lions game<br />Taylor Swift has a new song that is all about Travis Kelce's giant junk<br />Living in a home where you are severely outnumbered by the opposite sex<br />People ran a 50K race while having to stop and eat Taco Bell 10 times<br />Goose's gummy thoughts from last night]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>50k,bengals,conor,drama,gummy,kelce,lions,mcgregor,opposite,other,outnumbered,people,race,sex,swift,tacobell,taylor,thoughts,ufc,wood</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Blow It For Everyone and Petabits - The Morning Blitz 10-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-and-petabits-the-morning-blitz-10-3-25--67999847</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />Companies are starting to charge people for applying for a job<br />Rob Zombie's 'Dragula' like you have never heard it before<br />You can be dumb and make great money doing these jobs<br />Japan has created the fastest internet connection ever]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67999847</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 13:50:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67999847/the_morning_blitz_10_3_25.mp3" length="87186184" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13/91833355-63a0-493f-add9-a3c124284e13.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football
Companies are starting to charge people for applying for a job
Rob Zombie's 'Dragula' like you have never heard it before
You can be dumb and make great money doing these jobs
Japan has...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football<br />Companies are starting to charge people for applying for a job<br />Rob Zombie's 'Dragula' like you have never heard it before<br />You can be dumb and make great money doing these jobs<br />Japan has created the fastest internet connection ever]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5450</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>application,buckeyes,college,dragula,dumb,employee,fastest,fee,followed,football,goldengophers,internet,jeff,logan,lori,loughlin,osu,petabit,rob,zombie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grandparents Rule and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/grandparents-rule-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-10-2-25--67986311</link><description><![CDATA[Did your grandparents help cover for you and keep you out of trouble?<br />Goose tried to ask Jack Nicklaus for help with his golf game<br />Do not have electronic items plugged in with you in the bathtub<br />Kelly vs Goose in a middle school science quiz<br />A.I. is taking over everything]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67986311</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 13:47:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67986311/the_morning_blitz_10_2_25.mp3" length="82555614" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8/1dda3f0d-946f-4239-9bb1-f2c1265e21c8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did your grandparents help cover for you and keep you out of trouble?
Goose tried to ask Jack Nicklaus for help with his golf game
Do not have electronic items plugged in with you in the bathtub
Kelly vs Goose in a middle school science quiz
A.I. is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did your grandparents help cover for you and keep you out of trouble?<br />Goose tried to ask Jack Nicklaus for help with his golf game<br />Do not have electronic items plugged in with you in the bathtub<br />Kelly vs Goose in a middle school science quiz<br />A.I. is taking over everything]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5160</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ads,ai,bathtub,cover,electric,golf,grandparents,jack,middle,muirfield,nicklaus,quiz,school,science,shock,summon,targeted,tow,trouble,truck</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-shoes-at-work-and-jiaoying-summers-blitz-morning-10-1-25--67970093</link><description><![CDATA[Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studio<br />There are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes off<br />Crazy or strange things you caught on camera<br />A wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizza<br />People are turning to AI for mental health therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67970093</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 13:51:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67970093/blitz_morning_10_1_25.mp3" length="87407284" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117/81780536-f74b-4968-945a-ae49c6eed117.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studio
There are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes off
Crazy or strange things you caught on camera
A wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizza
People are turning to AI...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studio<br />There are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes off<br />Crazy or strange things you caught on camera<br />A wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizza<br />People are turning to AI for mental health therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,camera,caught,cheesemonger,companies,dinner,employees,funnybone,guest,hangry,health,jiaoying,mental,peacock,pizza,shoes,strange,summers,therapy,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/side-hustle-for-men-and-taste-test-tuesday-blitz-morning-9-30-25--67951546</link><description><![CDATA[Who got a big, amazing gift, but was not happy with it over something small?<br />We have found a huge demand for men to work these jobs<br />What crazy thing did you get stuck in your eye?<br />A guy with drugs believed a police horse could smell drugs<br />Old time names that our grandparents had]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67951546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 13:51:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67951546/blitz_morning_9_30_25.mp3" length="88611007" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a/04c3ad2f-f650-46b1-8a91-47357710e30a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who got a big, amazing gift, but was not happy with it over something small?
We have found a huge demand for men to work these jobs
What crazy thing did you get stuck in your eye?
A guy with drugs believed a police horse could smell drugs
Old time...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who got a big, amazing gift, but was not happy with it over something small?<br />We have found a huge demand for men to work these jobs<br />What crazy thing did you get stuck in your eye?<br />A guy with drugs believed a police horse could smell drugs<br />Old time names that our grandparents had]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5539</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carr,drug,eye,ghost,gifts,grandparent,horse,hustle,jimmy,kfc,men,names,porn,side,sniffing,steak,stuck,taste,test,tuesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dumb Ways You Got Hurt and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 9-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dumb-ways-you-got-hurt-and-the-timing-challenge-blitz-morning-9-29-25--67940042</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the dumb ways we all have injured ourselves<br />Target and Walmart are trying to hide their prices which can change any minute<br />Home remedies from China and your grandmother<br />A high school teacher fed a sick kitten to a snake in front of students<br />Gummy thoughts and the timing challenge]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67940042</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 14:06:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67940042/blitz_morning_9_29_25.mp3" length="79746928" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e/47b48da1-fdd1-4ac6-a146-88982faff03e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the dumb ways we all have injured ourselves
Target and Walmart are trying to hide their prices which can change any minute
Home remedies from China and your grandmother
A high school teacher fed a sick kitten to a snake in front of students...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the dumb ways we all have injured ourselves<br />Target and Walmart are trying to hide their prices which can change any minute<br />Home remedies from China and your grandmother<br />A high school teacher fed a sick kitten to a snake in front of students<br />Gummy thoughts and the timing challenge]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4985</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annarbor,bighouse,challenge,china,defleppard,drummer,dumb,gumy,home,injuries,kitten,prices,remedies,snake,target,teacher,thoughts,throuple,timing,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Knock It Til You Try It and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - Blitz Morning 9-26-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-knock-it-til-you-try-it-and-buckeye-legend-jeff-logan-blitz-morning-9-26-25--67908586</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State football<br />Sharks are in the news for being kinky<br />People say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these things<br />Live Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enough<br />Huey Lewis makes the news so much better]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67908586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2025 14:10:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67908586/blitz_morning_9_26_25.mp3" length="90208865" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f/456c82d9-e8d7-4ebd-9ea7-3ecc9aa9540f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State football
Sharks are in the news for being kinky
People say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these things
Live Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enough
Huey Lewis...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State football<br />Sharks are in the news for being kinky<br />People say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these things<br />Live Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enough<br />Huey Lewis makes the news so much better]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5638</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyes,concert,dont,expensive,football,huey,huskies,jeff,knock,leopard,lewis,livenation,logan,news,osu,sharks,threesome,tickets,try,washington</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Life Saving Movie Quotes and One Hit Wonders - Blitz Morning 9-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/life-saving-movie-quotes-and-one-hit-wonders-blitz-morning-9-25-25--67895835</link><description><![CDATA[We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionary<br />If you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select?<br />Tradwives seem to be making a comeback<br />Recipes for every kind of roadkill<br />Breaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67895835</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2025 13:51:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67895835/blitz_morning_9_25_25.mp3" length="88744336" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104/a2cc5d5e-36c2-4070-87a4-818dbf48f104.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionary
If you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select?
Tradwives seem to be making a comeback
Recipes for every kind of roadkill
Breaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionary<br />If you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select?<br />Tradwives seem to be making a comeback<br />Recipes for every kind of roadkill<br />Breaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5547</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baywatch,dictionary,garbage,hit,lifesaving,marijuana,movie,one,pregnancy,quotes,recipes,roadkill,suburban,television,tradwives,wonders</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/world-record-wednesday-and-fesshole-blitz-morning-9-24-25--67877663</link><description><![CDATA[Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his nose<br />Dating advice from 2,000 years ago<br />The couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friends<br />Women love to talk about other women<br />More co0nfessions from FessHole]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67877663</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 13:53:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67877663/blitz_morning_9_24_25.mp3" length="95987986" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99/c438f2b2-3d31-40b8-bd35-dd9be8c0de99.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his nose
Dating advice from 2,000 years ago
The couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friends
Women love to talk about other women
More co0nfessions from FessHole</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his nose<br />Dating advice from 2,000 years ago<br />The couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friends<br />Women love to talk about other women<br />More co0nfessions from FessHole]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6000</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>25ad,advice,bear,business,catty,coldplay,dating,fat,fesshole,friends,jumbotron,names,nose,orange,poop,pushing,record,spray,women,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Are Robots and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-are-robots-and-taste-test-tuesday-blitz-morning-9-23-25--67865359</link><description><![CDATA[Hilarious things that you witnessed older people doing<br />Agree or disagree with food statements<br />Names that you legally cannot give your child<br />Taste Test Tuesday on the Jewish new year<br />We are creatures of habit because we are programmed robots]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67865359</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 14:06:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67865359/blitz_morning_9_23_25.mp3" length="91142585" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e/009ee9c4-987d-4b0d-b20b-ed2227ab993e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hilarious things that you witnessed older people doing
Agree or disagree with food statements
Names that you legally cannot give your child
Taste Test Tuesday on the Jewish new year
We are creatures of habit because we are programmed robots</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hilarious things that you witnessed older people doing<br />Agree or disagree with food statements<br />Names that you legally cannot give your child<br />Taste Test Tuesday on the Jewish new year<br />We are creatures of habit because we are programmed robots]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5697</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agree,banned,disagree,elderly,fish,food,funny,gefilte,habits,malort,memory,muscle,names,programmed,robots,taste,test,things,tuesday,witnessed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That's Not Worth The Money and Doggy Birthday Parties - Blitz Morning 9-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-s-not-worth-the-money-and-doggy-birthday-parties-blitz-morning-9-22-25--67851079</link><description><![CDATA[A woman is having a baby with a the same guy her daughter is having a baby with<br />There is a video out there of Goose being interviewed drunk on High Street<br />Things that are absolutely not worth the money<br />Eventually your pet tiger will get upset with you<br />Please do not invite us to your doggy birthday party]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67851079</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2025 13:56:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67851079/blitz_morning_9_22_25.mp3" length="80967787" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf/0c7946f2-9e1c-426c-975c-f8073d0795bf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman is having a baby with a the same guy her daughter is having a baby with
There is a video out there of Goose being interviewed drunk on High Street
Things that are absolutely not worth the money
Eventually your pet tiger will get upset with you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman is having a baby with a the same guy her daughter is having a baby with<br />There is a video out there of Goose being interviewed drunk on High Street<br />Things that are absolutely not worth the money<br />Eventually your pet tiger will get upset with you<br />Please do not invite us to your doggy birthday party]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5061</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>birthday,daughter,doggy,drunk,expensive,goose,high,invite,money,mother,overpriced,parties,pet,relationship,son,status,street,throuple,tiger,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal Is Creepy and Bat Wings - Blitz Morning 9-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-is-creepy-and-bat-wings-blitz-morning-9-19-25--67821930</link><description><![CDATA[What is normal to you, but also creepy at the same time?<br />Online searches by people asking if they are weird<br />Kelly asks Goose to explain what bat wings are<br />A school teacher should leave her cocaine at home<br />Florida nudists are not happy with Elon Musk]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67821930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2025 13:46:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67821930/blitz_morning_9_19_25.mp3" length="87768819" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85/ea36145a-2cb0-4e21-95bc-7b6187cf4a85.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is normal to you, but also creepy at the same time?
Online searches by people asking if they are weird
Kelly asks Goose to explain what bat wings are
A school teacher should leave her cocaine at home
Florida nudists are not happy with Elon Musk</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is normal to you, but also creepy at the same time?<br />Online searches by people asking if they are weird<br />Kelly asks Goose to explain what bat wings are<br />A school teacher should leave her cocaine at home<br />Florida nudists are not happy with Elon Musk]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5486</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bat,campbells,cocaine,creepy,elon,explain,florida,iamisis,normal,nudist,online,people,school,searches,teacher,things,waste,weed,weird,wings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Window Of Ish and Cocaine Is Back - Blitz Morning 9-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-window-of-ish-and-cocaine-is-back-blitz-morning-9-18-25--67807778</link><description><![CDATA[How long is the window of 'ish' in terms of time?<br />Cocaine has made a resurgence and it's much cheaper now<br />Crazy place you were locked in for a long time<br />You cannot fly your plane that close to Air Force One<br />National cheeseburger day]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67807778</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2025 13:49:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67807778/blitz_morning_9_18_25.mp3" length="93608127" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516/625694d4-a3a5-43c9-aa23-237cb3305516.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How long is the window of 'ish' in terms of time?
Cocaine has made a resurgence and it's much cheaper now
Crazy place you were locked in for a long time
You cannot fly your plane that close to Air Force One
National cheeseburger day</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How long is the window of 'ish' in terms of time?<br />Cocaine has made a resurgence and it's much cheaper now<br />Crazy place you were locked in for a long time<br />You cannot fly your plane that close to Air Force One<br />National cheeseburger day]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>air,airlines,benihana,cartel,cheap,cheeseburger,cocaine,delta,ditch,force,in-n-out,ish,locked,one,resurgence,spirit,stuck,time,trapped,window</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What No One Else Does and Fess Hole - Blitz Morning 9-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-no-one-else-does-and-fess-hole-blitz-morning-9-17-25--67794469</link><description><![CDATA[What do you do that you don't believe anyone else does?<br />Great confessions from Fess Hole<br />Public urination seems to be a common problem<br />There was cheating at the world stone skipping championship<br />Fake accusations by jealous coworkers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67794469</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 13:49:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67794469/blitz_morning_9_17_25.mp3" length="87816884" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b/47973ff3-acff-4abc-8fec-c23bb84e330b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What do you do that you don't believe anyone else does?
Great confessions from Fess Hole
Public urination seems to be a common problem
There was cheating at the world stone skipping championship
Fake accusations by jealous coworkers</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What do you do that you don't believe anyone else does?<br />Great confessions from Fess Hole<br />Public urination seems to be a common problem<br />There was cheating at the world stone skipping championship<br />Fake accusations by jealous coworkers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5489</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accusations,championship,cheating,confessions,coworkers,fake,fesshole,fyrefest,habit,isolated,jealous,limewire,personal,public,skipping,stone,urination,witchcraft,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Turning In Your Kid and Indecent Proposals - Blitz Morning 9-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/turning-in-your-kid-and-indecent-proposals-blitz-morning-9-16-25--67779254</link><description><![CDATA[How bad would a crime have to be to turn in your kid?<br />We discuss the real villains in these movies<br />Agree or disagree: 80s movie edition<br />Most and least trustworthy accents in the United States<br />Goose is all in for an indecent proposal<br />Taste Test Tuesday]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67779254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 14:10:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67779254/blitz_morning_9_16_25.mp3" length="97847069" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111/dc2fc13e-7c91-4aa3-9143-d43bd7382111.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How bad would a crime have to be to turn in your kid?
We discuss the real villains in these movies
Agree or disagree: 80s movie edition
Most and least trustworthy accents in the United States
Goose is all in for an indecent proposal
Taste Test Tuesday</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How bad would a crime have to be to turn in your kid?<br />We discuss the real villains in these movies<br />Agree or disagree: 80s movie edition<br />Most and least trustworthy accents in the United States<br />Goose is all in for an indecent proposal<br />Taste Test Tuesday]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6116</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,accents,agree,america,anthem,bruce,crime,dickinson,disagree,indecent,kid,movie,national,proposal,taste,tattle,test,trustworthy,tuesday,villains</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Couples Sharing Cars and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/couples-sharing-cars-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-9-15-25--67765797</link><description><![CDATA[There are couples who will randomly drive each of their cars<br />Things you learned in school that are completely worthless now<br />The Patrick Swayze theory<br />Dumb debate over Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut<br />Gummy thoughts on a Monday]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67765797</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:03:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67765797/blitz_morning_9_15_25.mp3" length="87209590" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc/b596da20-a548-4f48-83e2-ec52ed2f12cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are couples who will randomly drive each of their cars
Things you learned in school that are completely worthless now
The Patrick Swayze theory
Dumb debate over Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut
Gummy thoughts on a Monday</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are couples who will randomly drive each of their cars<br />Things you learned in school that are completely worthless now<br />The Patrick Swayze theory<br />Dumb debate over Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut<br />Gummy thoughts on a Monday]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5451</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bedsides,bolt,cars,chestnut,couples,debate,dumb,gummy,james,joey,kevin,learned,patrick,school,sharing,swayze,theory,thoughts,usain,worthless</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Goose Snores - Blitz Morning 9-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/buckeye-legend-jeff-logan-and-goose-snores-blitz-morning-9-12-25--67735029</link><description><![CDATA[Things that we survived as kids that would emotionally detroy today's kids<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us on a football Friday<br />Kids who are gamers make more money as adults than non gamers<br />Walmart bans a man from bringing his emotional support alligator into the store<br />Bear hunting at Cornell University]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67735029</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2025 14:05:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67735029/blitz_morning_9_12_25.mp3" length="87665583" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab/95810db0-81ad-4e78-910a-2678dfd0c8ab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things that we survived as kids that would emotionally detroy today's kids
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us on a football Friday
Kids who are gamers make more money as adults than non gamers
Walmart bans a man from bringing his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things that we survived as kids that would emotionally detroy today's kids<br />Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us on a football Friday<br />Kids who are gamers make more money as adults than non gamers<br />Walmart bans a man from bringing his emotional support alligator into the store<br />Bear hunting at Cornell University]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5480</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligator,bear,bobcats,buckeyes,candycrush,comet,cornell,earnings,emotional,fifa,gamers,hunting,jeff,logan,nasa,ohiostate,playstation,support,survived,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kid With No Name and School Trouble - Blitz Morning 9-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kid-with-no-name-and-school-trouble-blitz-morning-9-11-25--67720261</link><description><![CDATA[A couple did not name their kid for over a year<br />What did your kid already get in trouble for at school?<br />Hire a mariachi band to play while you kick your cheating spouse out<br />Who ripped one?<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67720261</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2025 14:01:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67720261/blitz_morning_9_11_25.mp3" length="83376068" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac/308792d4-fa84-4ebb-a8b6-7be02ef716ac.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A couple did not name their kid for over a year
What did your kid already get in trouble for at school?
Hire a mariachi band to play while you kick your cheating spouse out
Who ripped one?
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A couple did not name their kid for over a year<br />What did your kid already get in trouble for at school?<br />Hire a mariachi band to play while you kick your cheating spouse out<br />Who ripped one?<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5211</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band,bohemian,charlie,cheating,complaints,divorce,fart,flashmob,fml,kid,kirk,mariachi,name,paris,phillies,rhapsody,scammers,school,spouse,trouble</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>World Record Wednesday and Scrotox - Blitz Morning 9-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/world-record-wednesday-and-scrotox-blitz-morning-9-10-25--67702578</link><description><![CDATA[We attempt to break another world record this morning<br />Men who are sagging in their nether area can get scrotox to lift that up<br />The things that Gen Z has gotten right<br />What are you currently obsessed with?<br />The NFL fan base that drinks the most]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67702578</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 13:54:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67702578/blitz_morning_9_10_25.mp3" length="83757247" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88/f8d394c6-81c3-40c9-a366-5db679845f88.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We attempt to break another world record this morning
Men who are sagging in their nether area can get scrotox to lift that up
The things that Gen Z has gotten right
What are you currently obsessed with?
The NFL fan base that drinks the most</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We attempt to break another world record this morning<br />Men who are sagging in their nether area can get scrotox to lift that up<br />The things that Gen Z has gotten right<br />What are you currently obsessed with?<br />The NFL fan base that drinks the most]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5235</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>android,apple,balloon,base,currently,drink,epstein,fan,fesshole,genz,iphone,male,nfl,obsessed,race,record,sagging,scrotox,slipknot,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Multiview For Women and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/multiview-for-women-and-taste-test-tuesday-blitz-morning-9-9-25--67689820</link><description><![CDATA[It's Taste Test Tuesday and just because it's chocolate doesn't mean it's good<br />What common trait do you have through generations of your family?<br />Hey let's get drunk and drive a Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee<br />Multiview on TV should be available for more than just sports and news<br />A guy got Ferris Buellered when he gave his car keys to a valet]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67689820</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 13:50:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67689820/blitz_morning_9_9_25.mp3" length="79449759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3/e915641e-26c8-46c2-aae7-4a36cd01eba3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Taste Test Tuesday and just because it's chocolate doesn't mean it's good
What common trait do you have through generations of your family?
Hey let's get drunk and drive a Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee
Multiview on TV should be available for more...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Taste Test Tuesday and just because it's chocolate doesn't mean it's good<br />What common trait do you have through generations of your family?<br />Hey let's get drunk and drive a Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee<br />Multiview on TV should be available for more than just sports and news<br />A guy got Ferris Buellered when he gave his car keys to a valet]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4966</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>barbie,buc-ees,bueller,car,chocolate,dubai,dui,family,ferris,fudge,generations,jeep,multiview,slurpee,taste,test,traits,tuesday,tv,valet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What To Give Aliens and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-to-give-aliens-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-9-8-25--67676076</link><description><![CDATA[If we find aliens, what 2 items would you give them to represent humanity?<br />Should you lose your job just for being a jerk away from work?<br />Boomers have now joined everyone else in being addicted to their phones<br />Goose had a terrible football weekend<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67676076</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2025 13:45:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67676076/blitz_morning_9_8_25.mp3" length="79644110" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9/96fd8c1b-f3e4-45aa-a1d3-cb86fc023fd9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If we find aliens, what 2 items would you give them to represent humanity?
Should you lose your job just for being a jerk away from work?
Boomers have now joined everyone else in being addicted to their phones
Goose had a terrible football weekend...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If we find aliens, what 2 items would you give them to represent humanity?<br />Should you lose your job just for being a jerk away from work?<br />Boomers have now joined everyone else in being addicted to their phones<br />Goose had a terrible football weekend<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4978</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addiction,aliens,baseball,bengals,boomers,browns,fired,football,gummy,humanity,karen,kelce,lions,michigan,phillies,phone,swift,terminated,thoughts,ufos</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Worst Work Mistakes and Football Friday - Blitz Morning 9-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-work-mistakes-and-football-friday-blitz-morning-9-5-25--67644556</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back for week 2<br />What is the worst mistake you ever made at work?<br />Gen Alpha has a bunch of new slang terms, but some are actually old<br />Smokus Pocus is a weed infused magic show coming to Columbus<br />Could we possibly be living in a simulation like the Matrix?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67644556</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2025 13:50:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67644556/blitz_morning_9_5_25.mp3" length="99316195" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0/163329ce-40cb-4971-9bd7-5c6d22106df0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back for week 2
What is the worst mistake you ever made at work?
Gen Alpha has a bunch of new slang terms, but some are actually old
Smokus Pocus is a weed infused magic show coming to Columbus
Could we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back for week 2<br />What is the worst mistake you ever made at work?<br />Gen Alpha has a bunch of new slang terms, but some are actually old<br />Smokus Pocus is a weed infused magic show coming to Columbus<br />Could we possibly be living in a simulation like the Matrix?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6208</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyes,football,genalpha,grambling,jeff,logan,longhorns,magic,matrix,mistake,mushrooms,pocus,psychedelic,simulation,slang,smokus,terms,workplace,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Medieval Health Tips and a Spit Hood - Blitz Morning 9-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/medieval-health-tips-and-a-spit-hood-blitz-morning-9-4-25--67632725</link><description><![CDATA[We have health tips from medieval times and some will still work<br />Are you someone who overthinks everything everyday?<br />Don't run from police...especially when naked and covered in mud<br />How much money you will actually get if you win the Powerball<br />You can rent a person to be just about anything in Japan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67632725</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 13:47:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67632725/blitz_morning_9_4_25.mp3" length="84837253" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a/d63b4ef6-07b9-4c40-bccd-ce49d04d362a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have health tips from medieval times and some will still work
Are you someone who overthinks everything everyday?
Don't run from police...especially when naked and covered in mud
How much money you will actually get if you win the Powerball
You can...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have health tips from medieval times and some will still work<br />Are you someone who overthinks everything everyday?<br />Don't run from police...especially when naked and covered in mud<br />How much money you will actually get if you win the Powerball<br />You can rent a person to be just about anything in Japan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5303</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amount,bath,betting,criminal,health,hood,japan,medieval,mud,naked,nfl,overthinkers,person,police,powerball,rent,spit,taxes,tips,winnings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Attempt A World Record and Sonic Temple Bands - Blitz Morning 9-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-attempt-a-world-record-and-sonic-temple-bands-blitz-morning-9-3-25--67616512</link><description><![CDATA[A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026<br />We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds<br />Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space<br />We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble<br />Goose is not a fan of sightseeing]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67616512</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 13:49:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67616512/blitz_morning_9_3_25.mp3" length="88161283" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc/8f85b0e4-74e8-41e1-810d-2faf82942efc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026
We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds
Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space
We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble
Goose is not a fan of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026<br />We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds<br />Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space<br />We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble<br />Goose is not a fan of sightseeing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5511</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>announcement,astronaut,fesshole,fives,guiness,heavy,high,metal,mosquitos,oxygen,prank,record,rock,rumble,scammed,sightseeing,sonic,space,temple,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drunk Ohio Cop and Korn Kranker - Blitz Morning 9-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-ohio-cop-and-korn-kranker-blitz-morning-9-2-25--67594593</link><description><![CDATA[An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job<br />What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?<br />'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today<br />Sharing relationship dirt with your friends<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67594593</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 13:52:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67594593/blitz_morning_9_2_25.mp3" length="88505681" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0/d1e03d0e-bd2f-42fe-ac35-7981b3521cb0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job
What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?
'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today
Sharing relationship dirt with your friends
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job<br />What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?<br />'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today<br />Sharing relationship dirt with your friends<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5532</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brains,colleges,dirt,drunk,elite,friends,gossip,gummy,harvard,officer,ohio,police,pork,relationships,sharing,taste,test,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Football Friday With Jeff Logan and the Forging Trend - Blitz Morning 8-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/football-friday-with-jeff-logan-and-the-forging-trend-blitz-morning-8-29-25--67553279</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football<br />People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event<br />Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?<br />A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice<br />Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67553279</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2025 13:59:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67553279/blitz_morning_8_29_25.mp3" length="94578210" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265/d1f5d169-12c7-4935-be3a-7d7437bf9265.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event
Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football<br />People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event<br />Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?<br />A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice<br />Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5912</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apocalypse,band,borrow,buckeyes,dave,family,football,forge,jeff,logan,longhorns,magnolia,money,notice,osu,portnoy,shirt,swallowing,texas,thunderpussy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Buckeye Fan Bets and Bees Attack - Blitz Morning 8-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/buckeye-fan-bets-and-bees-attack-blitz-morning-8-28-25--67542742</link><description><![CDATA[A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game<br />Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches<br />If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?<br />Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart<br />Hide the zucchini]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67542742</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 13:46:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67542742/blitz_morning_8_28_25.mp3" length="86973025" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854/68821473-5906-4254-a651-3e016ee7c854.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game
Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches
If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?
Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart
Hide the zucchini</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game<br />Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches<br />If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?<br />Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart<br />Hide the zucchini]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5436</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alexa,attack,bach,barstool,bees,bets,buckeye,cheating,fan,guiness,hide,leinart,matt,record,row,sebastian,skid,wife,world,zucchini</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Travis And Taylor's Vows and Great Movie Farts - Blitz Morning 8-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/travis-and-taylor-s-vows-and-great-movie-farts-blitz-morning-8-27-25--67530878</link><description><![CDATA[Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows<br />You should never use a cucumber that big for that<br />The greatest farts from movie scenes<br />Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice<br />Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67530878</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 14:12:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67530878/blitz_morning_8_27_25.mp3" length="87992427" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf/1e29284e-185b-4b7b-9ad9-762eb9e751cf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows
You should never use a cucumber that big for that
The greatest farts from movie scenes
Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice
Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows<br />You should never use a cucumber that big for that<br />The greatest farts from movie scenes<br />Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice<br />Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5500</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accident,burning,cucumber,dilemma,dome,farts,kelce,man,moral,movie,orgy,scenes,swift,taylor,therapy,travis,vows,wedding,zucchinifest</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Get High With Seth Rogen and Frog Orgies - Blitz Morning 8-26-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-high-with-seth-rogen-and-frog-orgies-blitz-morning-8-26-25--67517870</link><description><![CDATA[Bands that could still tour with their original lineup<br />Seth Rogen wants to get high with you<br />Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies<br />Ironing boards have become a thing of the past<br />A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67517870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 13:47:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67517870/blitz_morning_8_26_25.mp3" length="83035431" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a/c440595f-61bc-43a0-b60e-20a83b33e03a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bands that could still tour with their original lineup
Seth Rogen wants to get high with you
Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies
Ironing boards have become a thing of the past
A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bands that could still tour with their original lineup<br />Seth Rogen wants to get high with you<br />Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies<br />Ironing boards have become a thing of the past<br />A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5190</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ants,band,dean,fans,frogs,hands,high,jeffrey,lineup,masturbation,morgan,orgies,original,pleasure,rogen,seth,taste,test,tuesday,urine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Calling Off Work Unhappy and Wedding Fails - Blitz Morning 8-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/calling-off-work-unhappy-and-wedding-fails-blitz-morning-8-25-25--67506178</link><description><![CDATA[Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival<br />Calling off work because you are unhappy<br />Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot<br />How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band<br />Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67506178</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2025 13:50:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67506178/blitz_morning_8_25_25.mp3" length="81188052" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b/b7bd6bcd-4f87-4396-a9ce-9ed55046022b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival
Calling off work because you are unhappy
Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot
How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band
Sometimes things can...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival<br />Calling off work because you are unhappy<br />Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot<br />How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band<br />Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5075</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ac/dc,burning,church,dealer,drug,fails,festival,funk,gummy,hooters,hot,man,missing,priest,rebrand,thoughts,unhappy,wedding,work,zucchini</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting Caught Red Handed And A Show Fight - Blitz Morning 8-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-caught-red-handed-and-a-show-fight-blitz-morning-8-22-25--67478459</link><description><![CDATA[How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?<br />Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate<br />If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?<br />The funniest movies of all time<br />Your petty reason for hating a celebrity]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67478459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2025 14:11:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67478459/blitz_morning_8_22_25.mp3" length="95333044" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362/c4fcd7f4-4679-4058-ad83-7a54c97e9362.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?
Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate
If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?
The funniest movies of all time
Your petty reason for hating a celebrity</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?<br />Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate<br />If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?<br />The funniest movies of all time<br />Your petty reason for hating a celebrity]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,caught,celebrity,debate,doordash,family,feud,fight,funniest,hate,lost,machine,movies,pay,petty,phone,redhanded,shaq,speeding,wallet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick In The Bathroom and Hamstering - Blitz Morning 8-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-in-the-bathroom-and-hamstering-blitz-morning-8-21-25--67467672</link><description><![CDATA[Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time<br />The hamstering trend has come back around again<br />Petty reasons for breaking up with someone<br />Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you<br />Cat food burgers]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67467672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2025 14:08:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67467672/blitz_morning_8_21_25.mp3" length="89340345" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0/82a20000-8bec-4ee8-a166-2a93a98a46e0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time
The hamstering trend has come back around again
Petty reasons for breaking up with someone
Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you
Cat food burgers</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time<br />The hamstering trend has come back around again<br />Petty reasons for breaking up with someone<br />Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you<br />Cat food burgers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5584</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>311,badflower,bathroom,breakup,burger,cat,clearance,concerts,fml,food,hamstering,kids,name,petty,reasons,sunroof,time,trend,tune,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First Day Of School and A.I. Everything - Blitz Morning 8-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-day-of-school-and-a-i-everything-blitz-morning-8-20-25--67453998</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air<br />A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis<br />If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you<br />Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all<br />Do you regret having kids?  That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67453998</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2025 13:47:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67453998/blitz_morning_8_20_25.mp3" length="89439402" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34/ecbaebd9-bff2-4612-810c-c579f58b6c34.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air
A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis
If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you
Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air<br />A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis<br />If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you<br />Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all<br />Do you regret having kids?  That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5590</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>311,a.i.,badflower,birthday,class,day,diagnosis,dollar,everytime,fallout,favorite,first,had,kids,regret,resume,school,verdict,wrong,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crazy Ozempic Side Effect For Women and Dodging Bullets - Blitz Morning 8-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crazy-ozempic-side-effect-for-women-and-dodging-bullets-blitz-morning-8-19-25--67437812</link><description><![CDATA[Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women<br />How did you dodge a bullet in the past?<br />Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary<br />We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out<br />Taste Test Tuesday]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67437812</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 14:21:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67437812/blitz_morning_8_19_25.mp3" length="84504140" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b/1c7c7560-2820-4e13-afa6-2d96185d274b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women
How did you dodge a bullet in the past?
Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary
We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out
Taste Test Tuesday</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women<br />How did you dodge a bullet in the past?<br />Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary<br />We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out<br />Taste Test Tuesday]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5282</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>311,badflower,bullet,dictionary,dodge,effect,heinz,huey,magoos,out,oxford,ozempic,side,smoothie,sniff,taste,test,tuesday,vulva,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family Secrets At Funerals and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-secrets-at-funerals-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-8-18-25--67415476</link><description><![CDATA[Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood<br />A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets<br />Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it<br />A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing<br />A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67415476</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 13:55:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67415476/blitz_morning_8_18_25.mp3" length="83347229" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95/b2f65263-c5f3-4433-b3e6-00c3f2d8ed95.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood
A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets
Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it
A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing
A school teacher was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood<br />A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets<br />Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it<br />A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing<br />A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>311,chase,company,crash,drunk,event,family,favor,funeral,gummy,hookup,louder,pays,school,secrets,suing,teacher,thief,thoughts,timewarp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best $5 Snack Or Food and the Old Dick Twist - Blitz Morning 8-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/best-5-snack-or-food-and-the-old-dick-twist-blitz-morning-8-15-25--67378000</link><description><![CDATA[What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?<br />Mosquitoes are out of control this summer<br />We play a new game called Chain Reaction<br />When something is not normal about a normal place<br />The Ol' Dick Twist]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67378000</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2025 14:02:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67378000/blitz_morning_8_15_25.mp3" length="88059719" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8/36ade98c-22be-40fc-9143-bc6f43561cb8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?<br />Mosquitoes are out of control this summer<br />We play a new game called Chain Reaction<br />When something is not normal about a normal place<br />The Ol' Dick Twist]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5504</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$5,chain,dash,dick,door,food,football,iceninekills,lottery,michaeljfox,michigan,mosquitoes,natebargatze,nfl,powerball,punishment,reaction,snack,twist,winner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Terrorizing Your Sibling and Places To Poop - Blitz Morning 8-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/terrorizing-your-sibling-and-places-to-poop-blitz-morning-8-14-25--67367460</link><description><![CDATA[Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?<br />Having friends costs an average of $250 per month<br />The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it<br />The best and worst place you ever pooped<br />How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67367460</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2025 13:48:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67367460/blitz_morning_8_14_25.mp3" length="87424839" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187/be09d269-fd59-4af0-a264-b48ad80cf187.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?<br />Having friends costs an average of $250 per month<br />The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it<br />The best and worst place you ever pooped<br />How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5464</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$250,apology,arm,bathroom,best,biggest,broken,checkout,cost,frankenstein,friends,genz,hotel,penis,place,poop,rabbits,sibling,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Wants Her Candy From Sweetwater and Blitz Therapy - Blitz Morning 8-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-wants-her-candy-from-sweetwater-and-blitz-therapy-blitz-morning-8-13-25--67356507</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy<br />If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes<br />A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew<br />A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail<br />Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67356507</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 14:19:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67356507/blitz_morning_8_13_25.mp3" length="83707510" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86/15ca8606-5d4f-44cd-a58b-318a60f5dc86.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy<br />If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes<br />A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew<br />A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail<br />Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5232</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bargatze,candy,chatgpt,crazy,curfew,death,delivery,girlfriend,grenade,guitar,guy,mail,memoir,nate,rich,stealing,sweetwater,therapy,thief,webmd</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Is Being Outsmarted By A Rat and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-is-being-outsmarted-by-a-rat-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-8-11-25--67330898</link><description><![CDATA[Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor<br />Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name<br />You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory<br />Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67330898</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 13:50:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67330898/blitz_morning_8_11_25.mp3" length="82326572" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a/365184d7-c901-4477-a87e-6fcb5e3cf60a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor<br />Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name<br />You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory<br />Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5146</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bargatze,connor,dog,duh,food,gummy,man,mispronounced,name,nascar,nate,portions,rat,results,study,thoughts,trouble,ugliest,words,zilisch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Big 4 Of 80s Hair Metal and Pocket Pancakes - Blitz Morning 8-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-big-4-of-80s-hair-metal-and-pocket-pancakes-blitz-morning-8-8-25--67301290</link><description><![CDATA[The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s<br />Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry<br />Do not underestimate the strip club janitor<br />Living with nonstop orgasms<br />Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67301290</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2025 13:52:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67301290/blitz_morning_8_8_25.mp3" length="88368590" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60/1a9d2891-88b4-4cd3-a1d0-56f1557c8b60.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s<br />Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry<br />Do not underestimate the strip club janitor<br />Living with nonstop orgasms<br />Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5523</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,bands,club,criminal,genetic,guitarists,gym,hair,janitor,lottery,membership,metal,nonstop,orgasms,pancake,pocket,scam,sonic,strip,temple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Changes To Ohio State Gameday Traditions and Funeral Mishaps - Blitz Morning 8-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/changes-to-ohio-state-gameday-traditions-and-funeral-mishaps-blitz-morning-8-7-25--67284719</link><description><![CDATA[Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe<br />Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals<br />The songs that bands have played the most in concert<br />Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67284719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 13:47:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67284719/blitz_morning_8_7_25.mp3" length="89751199" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba/c0b35134-94bf-478a-9b1e-c75a3989f9ba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe<br />Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals<br />The songs that bands have played the most in concert<br />Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5610</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligator,bands,buckeye,caamp,changes,chimney,dance,fml,funeral,gameday,injuries,live,mishaps,most,osu,pet,policeman,songs,sonic,temple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Childhood Thing You Bought As An Adult and Kids Fight Club - Morning Blitz 8-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/childhood-thing-you-bought-as-an-adult-and-kids-fight-club-morning-blitz-8-6-25--67270582</link><description><![CDATA[What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?<br />Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss<br />Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic<br />If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids<br />Taking mental health days off from school]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67270582</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 14:03:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67270582/blitz_morning_8_6_25.mp3" length="92649328" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c/204ca8da-e09a-4667-a0fa-f280772f785c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?<br />Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss<br />Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic<br />If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids<br />Taking mental health days off from school]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5791</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport,atlanta,boss,breast,childhood,club,covering,cream,fight,grimace,health,ice,kids,mcdonaldland,mental,milk,school,sewage,toys,unhgienic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Level Of Weird and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 8-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-level-of-weird-and-taste-test-tuesday-blitz-morning-8-5-25--67258102</link><description><![CDATA[On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?<br />Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer<br />You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals<br />Juggling will actually keep you healthy<br />Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67258102</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 13:47:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67258102/blitz_morning_8_5_25.mp3" length="91991461" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce/c8597d5c-d6e3-47d2-96e0-9671edd852ce.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?<br />Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer<br />You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals<br />Juggling will actually keep you healthy<br />Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5750</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anderson,denmark,driving,fast,fields,healthy,juggling,lane,level,pamela,park,pets,slow,spritzer,stallone,sylvester,tartan,trailer,weirdness,zoo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Needs More Parenting Advice and Work Nicknames - Blitz Morning 8-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-needs-more-parenting-advice-and-work-nicknames-blitz-morning-8-4-25--67245268</link><description><![CDATA[Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted<br />Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected<br />The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'<br />Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67245268</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2025 13:45:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67245268/blitz_morning_8_4_25.mp3" length="82531372" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d/b2a33629-0147-493b-a0ae-ca0bf1df643d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted
Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected
The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'
Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted<br />Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected<br />The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'<br />Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5159</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,fillers,grudge,gummy,hitchhiker,jellyroll,kid,kids,lazy,men,nicknames,parenting,penis,place,sonic,summerslam,temple,thoughts,work,wrong</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Being Made Fun Of and Male Birth Control - Blitz Morning 8-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/being-made-fun-of-and-male-birth-control-blitz-morning-8-1-25--67216660</link><description><![CDATA[How were you made fun of as a kid?<br />A new male birth control pill is about to change the world<br />A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty<br />The governor wants to ban prop bets<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67216660</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2025 14:20:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67216660/blitz_morning_8_1_25.mp3" length="88157103" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef/55c98a58-1005-4522-a780-3d184abd1bef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How were you made fun of as a kid?
A new male birth control pill is about to change the world
A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty
The governor wants to ban prop bets
Don't blow it for everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How were you made fun of as a kid?<br />A new male birth control pill is about to change the world<br />A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty<br />The governor wants to ban prop bets<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5510</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bets,birth,blow,chocolate,control,dewine,don't,dubai,fun,godz,governor,kid,made,male,portapotty,prop,teased</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ding Dong Ditch With Dad and Bathroom Talk - Blitz Morning 7-31-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ding-dong-ditch-with-dad-and-bathroom-talk-blitz-morning-7-31-25--67202324</link><description><![CDATA[A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad<br />Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet<br />What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better?<br />Kylie Kelce is enjoying a feral child summer and it's so stupid<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67202324</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2025 14:22:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67202324/blitz_morning_7_31_25.mp3" length="90318788" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e/c3ff085b-384b-415c-a63c-a9f71e03307e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad
Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet
What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better?
Kylie Kelce is enjoying a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad<br />Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet<br />What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better?<br />Kylie Kelce is enjoying a feral child summer and it's so stupid<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,black,child,crowes,dad,ding,ditch,dong,feral,fml,hof,kelce,kylie,nfl,summer,talk,toilet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Impressing The Opposite Sex and Hilliard Pool Poo - Blitz Morning 7-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/impressing-the-opposite-sex-and-hilliard-pool-poo-blitz-morning-7-30-25--67189201</link><description><![CDATA[How far did you go to impress the opposite sex?<br />The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo<br />Revealing your financial situation on a dating site<br />New reality show features all virgin contestants<br />Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67189201</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 13:55:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67189201/blitz_morning_7_30_25.mp3" length="83501038" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230/bd2bc6d2-b15d-4680-b088-45c1a9de4230.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How far did you go to impress the opposite sex?
The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo
Revealing your financial situation on a dating site
New reality show features all virgin contestants
Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How far did you go to impress the opposite sex?<br />The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo<br />Revealing your financial situation on a dating site<br />New reality show features all virgin contestants<br />Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5219</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bites,crypto,dating,financial,hilliard,impress,mosquito,opposite,park,pastor,pool,poop,reality,sex,show,site,situation,spritz,trailer,virgins</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Funny Ways To Say You Have To Poop and Judging Parents - Blitz Morning 7-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/funny-ways-to-say-you-have-to-poop-and-judging-parents-blitz-morning-7-29-25--67175944</link><description><![CDATA[What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?<br />Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair<br />Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop<br />The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch<br />Columbus is getting a UFL team]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67175944</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 13:59:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67175944/blitz_morning_7_29_25.mp3" length="89128440" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50/3c399779-536d-49f0-8108-b292682cea50.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?
Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair
Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop
The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch
Columbus is getting a UFL team</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?<br />Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair<br />Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop<br />The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch<br />Columbus is getting a UFL team]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>canned,columbus,concert,cost,creative,fair,food,judge,merchandise,monster,nicknames,ohio,parenting,poop,skills,strange,team,truck,ufl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 7-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/introduce-yourself-as-what-almost-killed-you-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-7-28-25--67152596</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us the odd way you met your significant other<br />What it's like talking to every fisherman<br />Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you<br />She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67152596</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2025 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67152596/blitz_morning_7_28_25.mp3" length="82873681" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67/67f039ba-0ce2-40da-8473-724d95820d67.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us the odd way you met your significant other
What it's like talking to every fisherman
Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you
She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us the odd way you met your significant other<br />What it's like talking to every fisherman<br />Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you<br />She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5180</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>almost,bar,bird,black,butt,crowes,every,fisherman,fishing,flu,gummy,killed,magic,met,odd,schoolbus,seagull,sniffer,spouse,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Your Kid Ruined Your Day and Time Warp - Blitz Morning 7-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-your-kid-ruined-your-day-and-time-warp-blitz-morning-7-24-25--67099943</link><description><![CDATA[What did your kid do that just completely ruined your day?<br />You can't join the mile high club in front of kids<br />A school has decided a doctor's note will not excuse an absence<br />Stupid office jargon terms that are red flags<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67099943</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 13:51:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67099943/blitz_morning_7_24_25.mp3" length="86737296" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320/e70766cd-d168-4863-8110-c20c1e11f320.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What did your kid do that just completely ruined your day?
You can't join the mile high club in front of kids
A school has decided a doctor's note will not excuse an absence
Stupid office jargon terms that are red flags
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What did your kid do that just completely ruined your day?<br />You can't join the mile high club in front of kids<br />A school has decided a doctor's note will not excuse an absence<br />Stupid office jargon terms that are red flags<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5422</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>club,day,doctor,excuse,fml,gym,high,inthismoment,jargon,kids,mile,naked,office,ruined,school,sewage,swim,time,warp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Today We Celebrate The Life Of Ozzy Osbourne - Blitz Morning 7-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/today-we-celebrate-the-life-of-ozzy-osbourne-blitz-morning-7-23-25--67086417</link><description><![CDATA[Ozzy Osbourne has passed away and we celebrate his amazing career<br />What lie have you been carrying with you for years?<br />The Mt. Rushmore of musical deaths<br />Taco Bell wants you to create the best item from all of their ingredients<br />Gen Z will not greet you in person or on the phone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67086417</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 13:48:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67086417/blitz_morning_7_23_25.mp3" length="85510585" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca/398f7bbe-540d-4656-9280-75b9492865ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ozzy Osbourne has passed away and we celebrate his amazing career
What lie have you been carrying with you for years?
The Mt. Rushmore of musical deaths
Taco Bell wants you to create the best item from all of their ingredients
Gen Z will not greet you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ozzy Osbourne has passed away and we celebrate his amazing career<br />What lie have you been carrying with you for years?<br />The Mt. Rushmore of musical deaths<br />Taco Bell wants you to create the best item from all of their ingredients<br />Gen Z will not greet you in person or on the phone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bell,black,canada,darkness,deaths,genz,greeting,lie,lifelong,menu,musical,osbourne,ozzy,poo,prince,rushmore,sabbath,stare,taco,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Needs Parenting Advice On An Issue and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 7-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-needs-parenting-advice-on-an-issue-and-taste-test-tuesday-blitz-morning-7-22-25--67072856</link><description><![CDATA[Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends<br />We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies<br />Some people had no idea what teabagging was<br />The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two<br />The Ohio State fair]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67072856</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 14:16:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67072856/blitz_morning_7_22_25.mp3" length="86612744" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b/861c23e7-9ff8-4966-9456-8ccb7257165b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends
We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies
Some people had no idea what teabagging was
The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two
The Ohio...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends<br />We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies<br />Some people had no idea what teabagging was<br />The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two<br />The Ohio State fair]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5414</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,amount,dinner,fair,free,goosetracks,gwenneth,jenis,lying,ohio,paltrow,parenting,shark,spent,state,stuff,taste,teabagging,test,week</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Songs That Must Be Played Loud and Bad Trips - Blitz Morning 7-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/songs-that-must-be-played-loud-and-bad-trips-blitz-morning-7-21-25--67055856</link><description><![CDATA[What song cannot be played at a low level and must be cranked way up?<br />Tell us about your bizarre trip on shrooms, acid, etc.<br />Opposites really do attract<br />Chug hot sauce and then fight people<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67055856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2025 13:56:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67055856/blitz_morning_7_21_25.mp3" length="84598599" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d/11cd9676-da75-40cd-9d23-ecb7b8c5a88d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What song cannot be played at a low level and must be cranked way up?
Tell us about your bizarre trip on shrooms, acid, etc.
Opposites really do attract
Chug hot sauce and then fight people
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What song cannot be played at a low level and must be cranked way up?<br />Tell us about your bizarre trip on shrooms, acid, etc.<br />Opposites really do attract<br />Chug hot sauce and then fight people<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5288</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acid,astronomer,attract,ceo,chug,fight,fire,gummy,hot,loud,opposites,park,sauce,shrooms,songs,stolen,thoughts,trip,truck,yellowstone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Caught Cheating At Coldplay and Selling Your Spouse - Blitz Morning 7-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/caught-cheating-at-coldplay-and-selling-your-spouse-blitz-morning-7-18-25--67027988</link><description><![CDATA[A rich CEO got caught cheating because of a Coldplay concert kiss cam<br />How much money would it take for you to give up your spouse?<br />The enhanced games in Vegas encourage steroid use<br />The most satisfying places to work as an hourly employee<br />New foods at the Ohio State Fair]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67027988</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2025 14:09:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67027988/blitz_morning_7_18_25.mp3" length="77324019" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4/eb202e54-48b8-4f11-9dd7-a2b0b40c42f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A rich CEO got caught cheating because of a Coldplay concert kiss cam
How much money would it take for you to give up your spouse?
The enhanced games in Vegas encourage steroid use
The most satisfying places to work as an hourly employee
New foods at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A rich CEO got caught cheating because of a Coldplay concert kiss cam<br />How much money would it take for you to give up your spouse?<br />The enhanced games in Vegas encourage steroid use<br />The most satisfying places to work as an hourly employee<br />New foods at the Ohio State Fair]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4833</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>astronomer,ceo,cheating,coldplay,enhanced,fair,feet,food,games,inkcarceration,jobs,kisscam,ohio,satisfying,sell,spouse,state,steroids,vaselinea</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Angriest Your Parents Ever Got and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 7-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-angriest-your-parents-ever-got-and-name-that-tune-blitz-morning-7-17-25--67014297</link><description><![CDATA[A listener called in very angry about two things<br />What was the angriest your parents ever got at you<br />Following the doctor's advice<br />Two types of grocery shoppers<br />We play Name That Tune]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67014297</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2025 14:13:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67014297/blitz_morning_7_17_25.mp3" length="92382252" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063/a8ccf73f-b683-49a8-9249-b3573daa0063.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A listener called in very angry about two things
What was the angriest your parents ever got at you
Following the doctor's advice
Two types of grocery shoppers
We play Name That Tune</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A listener called in very angry about two things<br />What was the angriest your parents ever got at you<br />Following the doctor's advice<br />Two types of grocery shoppers<br />We play Name That Tune]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5774</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,angry,birthday,bush,caller,chicken,disneyland,doctor,egg,grocery,listener,name,parent,shinedown,shopper,tune,type,upset</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Going To Your Ex's Wedding and Kids Being Brutally Honest - Blitz Morning 7-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/going-to-your-ex-s-wedding-and-kids-being-brutally-honest-blitz-morning-7-16-25--66998115</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's lifelong friend, Scott, joins us in the studio<br />Would you go to your ex's wedding?<br />Kids can be brutally honest and there is no limit<br />Running into a teacher outside of school<br />Legally dead but still living<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66998115</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 14:51:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66998115/blitz_morning_7_16_25.mp3" length="86939588" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662/1313c463-13cc-4b39-a50e-582d8526b662.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's lifelong friend, Scott, joins us in the studio
Would you go to your ex's wedding?
Kids can be brutally honest and there is no limit
Running into a teacher outside of school
Legally dead but still living</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's lifelong friend, Scott, joins us in the studio<br />Would you go to your ex's wedding?<br />Kids can be brutally honest and there is no limit<br />Running into a teacher outside of school<br />Legally dead but still living<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5434</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annabelle,brutally,bush,chated,conjuring,dead,ex,festival,friend,fyre,goose,honest,kids,legally,lifelong,living,rumble,shinedown,teacher,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everyone Is Lying On Their Resume and Wow Skills - Blitz Morning 7-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everyone-is-lying-on-their-resume-and-wow-skills-blitz-morning-7-15-25--66985410</link><description><![CDATA[Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes<br />What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do?<br />Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF!<br />Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City<br />New dating site for single riders at Disney]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66985410</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 14:15:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66985410/blitz_morning_7_15_25.mp3" length="82564391" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60/d76c97ca-c974-43b3-bef0-a7b774b95e60.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes
What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do?
Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF!
Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City
New dating site...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes<br />What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do?<br />Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF!<br />Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City<br />New dating site for single riders at Disney]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5161</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buffalo,car,disney,genz,gills,lies,lion,mountain,new,police,resume,riders,shinedown,sighting,single,skills,twerking,water,wow,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Started A Confrontation At Hamilton and Other Vacation Stories - Blitz Morning 7-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-started-a-confrontation-at-hamilton-and-other-vacation-stories-blitz-morning-7-14-25--66974146</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior<br />Goose went fishing with Thick Rick<br />Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend<br />Some really crazy animal stories<br />Gummy Thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66974146</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2025 13:50:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66974146/blitz_morning_7_14_25.mp3" length="77724006" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722/ec3e1fa1-31e6-4e20-8408-b5f1f6eba722.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior
Goose went fishing with Thick Rick
Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend
Some really crazy animal stories
Gummy Thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior<br />Goose went fishing with Thick Rick<br />Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend<br />Some really crazy animal stories<br />Gummy Thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4858</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alum,animals,arrested,confrontation,creek,derrick,domestic,fishing,ford,gummy,hamilton,judkins,lewis,quinshon,recall,thoughts,violence,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Great American Bands and Men Changing Diapers - Blitz Morning 7-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/great-american-bands-and-men-changing-diapers-blitz-morning-7-3-25--66850214</link><description><![CDATA[The top American bands of all time<br />Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little<br />There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper<br />Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach<br />Mustaches are trending]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66850214</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2025 13:48:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66850214/blitz_morning_7_3_25.mp3" length="93395803" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a/52200858-c510-4835-9254-54f32f76ae7a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The top American bands of all time
Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little
There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper
Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach
Mustaches are trending</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The top American bands of all time<br />Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little<br />There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper<br />Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach<br />Mustaches are trending]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5838</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>american,arcade,bands,changing,classic,coacine,diapers,ems,fish,games,grandparents,grouper,impersonating,men,mustaches,sex,square,trending</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drinking Your Own Urine and A Xylospongium - Blitz Morning 7-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drinking-your-own-urine-and-a-xylospongium-blitz-morning-7-2-25--66834104</link><description><![CDATA[We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday<br />Goose had a great moment of kismet<br />Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?<br />Questionable parenting decisions<br />Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66834104</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 13:50:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66834104/blitz_morning_7_2_25.mp3" length="82963960" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae/cd875075-3b21-4bdd-873f-86317e01d9ae.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday
Goose had a great moment of kismet
Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?
Questionable parenting decisions
Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday<br />Goose had a great moment of kismet<br />Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?<br />Questionable parenting decisions<br />Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allen,birthday,child,dating,decisions,drink,easports,kelly,kismet,knife,parenting,poop,profile,quinn,spray,tan,tim,urine,xylospongium</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crazy Columbus Pool Parties and Swamp Crotch - Blitz Morning 7-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crazy-columbus-pool-parties-and-swamp-crotch-blitz-morning-7-1-25--66820950</link><description><![CDATA[Why people avoid telling others what their job is<br />We are half way through 2025, how's it going?<br />Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus<br />Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down<br />Ozzy's greatest songs of all time]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66820950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 13:48:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66820950/blitz_morning_7_1_25.mp3" length="85966161" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087/bb37e3c3-55f9-4a59-9dd3-b940208e8087.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why people avoid telling others what their job is
We are half way through 2025, how's it going?
Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus
Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down
Ozzy's greatest songs of all time</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why people avoid telling others what their job is<br />We are half way through 2025, how's it going?<br />Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus<br />Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down<br />Ozzy's greatest songs of all time]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5373</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2025,bay,beuhler,columbus,crotch,denial,denver,ferris,greatest,illegal,metallica,ozzy,parties,pool,profession,runaway,songs,swamp,tsa,valet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Having A 90s Summer and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/having-a-90s-summer-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-6-30-25--66805409</link><description><![CDATA[Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer<br />How would you rank these super powers?<br />Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick<br />Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea<br />Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66805409</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2025 13:52:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66805409/blitz_morning_6_30_25.mp3" length="81720532" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486/3cd8b2e5-d737-4c86-94fa-3f7761e3f486.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer
How would you rank these super powers?
Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick
Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer<br />How would you rank these super powers?<br />Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick<br />Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea<br />Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5108</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>19902,blitz,brady,drugs,goose,heartbreak,kids,loss,outside,parents,powers,rank,rock,rundown,summer,super,sweeney,sydney,tom,weight</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ready For The Kids To Go Back To School and the Best Name - Blitz Morning 6-26-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ready-for-the-kids-to-go-back-to-school-and-the-best-name-blitz-morning-6-26-25--66756597</link><description><![CDATA[We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist<br />A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby<br />Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities<br />Never fart in a coworker's face<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66756597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2025 13:50:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66756597/blitz_morning_6_26_25.mp3" length="78335898" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70/f2e12215-e5d3-4fe2-8a0c-0d74028bea70.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist
A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby
Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities
Never fart in a coworker's face
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist<br />A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby<br />Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities<br />Never fart in a coworker's face<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4896</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4th,best,dna,fart,festivities,finger,fireworks,fml,goose,grandchild,july,magickbeans,naked,name,nudist,parade,patches,pull,test</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tell Us What You Always Buy Because It's Worth The Money and Fesshole - Blitz Morning 6-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tell-us-what-you-always-buy-because-it-s-worth-the-money-and-fesshole-blitz-morning-6-25-25--66739844</link><description><![CDATA[Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness<br />We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it<br />Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago<br />New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66739844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 14:04:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66739844/blitz_morning_6_25_25.mp3" length="85760525" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b/b2a40afa-c83a-4554-abae-4de35f06220b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness
We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it
Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago
New Zealand is the best place in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness<br />We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it<br />Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago<br />New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5360</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bezos,blitz,brand,car,chatgpt,fesshole,happiness,herpes,issues,money,musk,new,therapy,used,value,zealand</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Women Need To Look At To Know A Man's Size - Blitz Morning 6-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-women-need-to-look-at-to-know-a-man-s-size-blitz-morning-6-24-25--66725442</link><description><![CDATA[Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.<br />Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early<br />The gathering of the Juggalos<br />The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains<br />The song timing challenge]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66725442</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 14:02:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66725442/blitz_morning_6_24_25.mp3" length="90415754" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac/f582b9b7-af76-4846-9a01-d306a72fdbac.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.
Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early
The gathering of the Juggalos
The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains
The song timing challenge</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.<br />Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early<br />The gathering of the Juggalos<br />The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains<br />The song timing challenge]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5651</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brain,challenge,death,early,elderly,foot,gathering,hand,honolulu,juggalos,milk,nightmares,nose,penis,size,smell,song,sports,techn9ne,timing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That Thing That Gave You Instant Regret and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-thing-that-gave-you-instant-regret-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-6-23-25--66707437</link><description><![CDATA[We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret<br />A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride<br />Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it<br />Those old insult lines that still make you laugh<br />Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66707437</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2025 13:56:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66707437/blitz_morning_6_23_25.mp3" length="81910703" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd/b2305bb3-fbf7-4f35-b8ed-fc39700555dd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret
A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride
Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it
Those old insult lines that still make you laugh
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret<br />A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride<br />Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it<br />Those old insult lines that still make you laugh<br />Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5120</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>becoming,blitz,disney,gummy,instant,insult,night,nine,parents,paris,regret,rock,rundown,sayings,tecumseh,thoughts,thunder,timewarp,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Worst Pain You Ever Felt and Fart Darts - Blitz Morning 6-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-worst-pain-you-ever-felt-and-fart-darts-blitz-morning-6-20-25--66653015</link><description><![CDATA[We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was<br />A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts<br />Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed<br />A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66653015</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2025 13:48:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66653015/blitz_morning_6_20_25.mp3" length="85141110" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d/20ceb40d-e42a-4344-9b3a-c637b6a0c56d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was
A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts
Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed
A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen
Don't blow it for everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was<br />A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts<br />Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed<br />A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5322</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>12000,blow,browns,cleveland,darts,don't,everyone,fart,felt,pain,quarterback,quarters,sanders,shedeur,speeding,strategy,theft,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Preparing For Your Future Self and the Death Test - Blitz Morning 6-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/preparing-for-your-future-self-and-the-death-test-blitz-morning-6-19-25--66628203</link><description><![CDATA[Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job<br />Over preparing to make life easier for your future self<br />We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long<br />Attack of the taco festival sign<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66628203</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2025 13:48:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66628203/blitz_morning_6_19_25.mp3" length="86297603" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d/ca8cac91-5bd0-4378-82bb-d9edee5f342d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job
Over preparing to make life easier for your future self
We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long
Attack of the taco festival sign
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job<br />Over preparing to make life easier for your future self<br />We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long<br />Attack of the taco festival sign<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5394</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>classic,complaint,cover,customer,death,fake,fast,fml,future,mackrel,marriage,occupation,prepping,rock,sign,songs,taco,test,think,timruss</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ozempic Has Another Popular Side Effect and Sex Breaks - Blitz Morning 6-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ozempic-has-another-popular-side-effect-and-sex-breaks-blitz-morning-6-18-25--66602472</link><description><![CDATA[One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex<br />Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding<br />Trusting people is the key to happiness<br />The most remote place on earth<br />Hacking the crosswalk signs]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66602472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 13:46:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66602472/blitz_morning_6_18_25.mp3" length="84359526" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0/01605d41-3cef-4d60-8750-d0bc1ec979f0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex
Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding
Trusting people is the key to happiness
The most remote place on earth
Hacking the crosswalk signs</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex<br />Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding<br />Trusting people is the key to happiness<br />The most remote place on earth<br />Hacking the crosswalk signs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5273</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,break,chestnut,contest,crosswalk,earth,family,famous,feud,hacking,happiness,hotdog,nathan's,place,remote,sex,therapy,trsut,wedding,white</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>People Want Sex Breaks At Work and the Greatest Sayings - Blitz Morning 6-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/people-want-sex-breaks-at-work-and-the-greatest-sayings-blitz-morning-6-17-25--66591060</link><description><![CDATA[Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work<br />We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are<br />Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee<br />The brain is a crazy place to hang out<br />Stay single and live longer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66591060</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 13:47:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66591060/blitz_morning_6_17_25.mp3" length="87214605" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4/65189047-52c3-4806-a256-7049c27f2fa4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work
We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are
Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee
The brain is a crazy place to hang out
Stay single and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work<br />We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are<br />Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee<br />The brain is a crazy place to hang out<br />Stay single and live longer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5451</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,alphabet,brains,brand,favorite,fesshole,genz,live,longer,mascot,matter,order,pee,quote,saying,sex,single,standing,up,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Strip Club Songs That Kill The Mood and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/strip-club-songs-that-kill-the-mood-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-6-16-25--66578759</link><description><![CDATA[What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?<br />Goose shares his gummy thoughts<br />Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against<br />Overly complicated movie quotes<br />Keep your mouth shut at King's Island]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66578759</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 13:56:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66578759/blitz_morning_6_16_25.mp3" length="84481988" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942/34cc4031-7fac-40dd-b7e1-b60396228942.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?
Goose shares his gummy thoughts
Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against
Overly complicated movie quotes
Keep your mouth shut at King's Island</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club?<br />Goose shares his gummy thoughts<br />Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against<br />Overly complicated movie quotes<br />Keep your mouth shut at King's Island]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5281</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angeles,breakfast,change,cicada,club,complicated,gummy,helicopter,island,ketchup,kings,los,movie,news,partner,physical,quotes,song,strip,thoughts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Is Angry and You Can't Look Cool Doing BLANK - Blitz Morning 6-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-is-angry-and-you-can-t-look-cool-doing-blank-blitz-morning-6-13-25--66548521</link><description><![CDATA[Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons<br />Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"<br />Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it<br />Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?<br />Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66548521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2025 14:15:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66548521/blitz_morning_6_13_25.mp3" length="83345557" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266/442b3d98-7bb3-473c-bf9d-cd17deb1e266.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons
Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"
Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it
Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?
Miss...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons<br />Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________"<br />Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it<br />Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked?<br />Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angry,cameron,candice,cool,crabtastrophe,dad,debate,demon,eyeballs,goose,jokes,look,money,msrachel,oliviamunn,portal,sheets,sneeze,therock,tucked</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Peeing In A Cooler In Westerville and After Sex - Blitz Morning 6-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/peeing-in-a-cooler-in-westerville-and-after-sex-blitz-morning-6-12-25--66530935</link><description><![CDATA[A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart<br />What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex?<br />Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment?<br />The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66530935</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2025 13:43:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66530935/blitz_morning_6_12_25.mp3" length="77283477" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c/c3544078-e2e5-4c60-9288-11afccf3d20c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart
What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex?
Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment?
The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart<br />What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex?<br />Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment?<br />The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4831</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>after,condiment,cooler,dip,fml,furniture,igloo,live,lorre,salsa,sauce,sex,stuart,timewarp,together,urine,walmart,westerville,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Is Your Guarantee In Life and Goose's Morning After - Blitz Morning 6-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-is-your-guarantee-in-life-and-goose-s-morning-after-blitz-morning-6-11-25--66507404</link><description><![CDATA[Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why<br />What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee?<br />A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk<br />A public service asking for city potholes to get filled<br />Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66507404</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2025 13:51:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66507404/blitz_morning_6_11_25.mp3" length="76889759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541/c6a90160-335e-4f9f-a447-f15972d76541.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why
What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee?
A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk
A public service asking for city potholes to get filled...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why<br />What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee?<br />A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk<br />A public service asking for city potholes to get filled<br />Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4806</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>after,autonymous,cookie,donatos,dough,goose,guarantee,hangover,life,milk,morning,potholes,public,robot,service,strawberry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Longest Red Light In Columbus and Your Favorite Child - Blitz Morning 6-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/longest-red-light-in-columbus-and-your-favorite-child-blitz-morning-6-10-25--66493530</link><description><![CDATA[Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city<br />Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it?<br />The great movie dads of all time<br />A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America<br />No barking allowed at the dog park]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66493530</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 13:53:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66493530/blitz_morning_6_10_25.mp3" length="86688812" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29/a0d8f894-4a34-4ccd-be10-736231eecc29.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city
Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it?
The great movie dads of all time
A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America
No barking allowed at the dog park</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city<br />Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it?<br />The great movie dads of all time<br />A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America<br />No barking allowed at the dog park]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>barking,bert,bouldoni,child,dog,favorite,kreischer,labubu,light,lively,longest,movie,ohio,opposite,park,red,sabbath,soap,sweeney,title</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Shart Survival Kit and Kelly Goes Viral - Blitz Morning 6-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-shart-survival-kit-and-kelly-goes-viral-blitz-morning-6-9-25--66471959</link><description><![CDATA[Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip<br />Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral<br />The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day<br />A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet<br />Name That Tune]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66471959</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2025 13:47:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66471959/blitz_morning_6_9_25.mp3" length="79519141" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23/82c7b864-e0bb-4927-a1b0-92f5232c5b23.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip
Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral
The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day
A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet
Name That Tune</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip<br />Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral<br />The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day<br />A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet<br />Name That Tune]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4970</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aim,bus,comment,cosi,day,fathers,galaxies,greyhound,kelly,kit,men,name,shart,survival,that,tiktok,toilet,tune,viral</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Restaurant Should Come Back and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 6-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-restaurant-should-come-back-and-pet-names-blitz-morning-6-6-25--66419953</link><description><![CDATA[Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods<br />If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be?<br />Peeing should last for 21 seconds<br />How did you decide on the name for your pet?<br />Taking long family road trips]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66419953</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2025 13:54:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66419953/blitz_morning_6_6_25.mp3" length="88990096" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f/16d2247c-428d-4bb0-b416-aab9a2c4287f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods
If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be?
Peeing should last for 21 seconds
How did you decide on the name for your pet?
Taking long family road trips</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods<br />If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be?<br />Peeing should last for 21 seconds<br />How did you decide on the name for your pet?<br />Taking long family road trips]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5562</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>21,amazon,delivery,droid,drone,drugs,family,goods,names,nebraska,nostalgia,pet,receiving,restaurants,road,seconds,stolen,trip</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Peeing Just Because and Gross Things At Work - Blitz Morning 6-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/peeing-just-because-and-gross-things-at-work-blitz-morning-6-5-25--66408004</link><description><![CDATA[What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work?<br />Creating a festival from your favorite movie<br />Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras<br />Women should not pee just because<br />A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66408004</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2025 13:48:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66408004/blitz_morning_6_5_25.mp3" length="84719807" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b/6b156a42-d8c1-46c8-ba7e-42adae31466b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work?
Creating a festival from your favorite movie
Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras
Women should not pee just because
A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work?<br />Creating a festival from your favorite movie<br />Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras<br />Women should not pee just because<br />A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5295</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beach,because,boy,camera,event,festival,grail,grossest,hammerhead,holy,just,movie,myrtle,pee,sharknado,sign,stop,thing,tommy,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Greatest Rock Power Ballads and Negative Shoutouts - Blitz Morning 6-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/greatest-rock-power-ballads-and-negative-shoutouts-blitz-morning-6-4-25--66395546</link><description><![CDATA[Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear<br />The top rock power ballads of all time<br />We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want<br />The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio<br />Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66395546</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 13:55:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66395546/blitz_morning_6_4_25.mp3" length="91712264" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e/bc8b2a66-a859-4e0f-a579-7585c2a4ee8e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear
The top rock power ballads of all time
We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want
The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio
Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear<br />The top rock power ballads of all time<br />We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want<br />The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio<br />Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5732</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,american,back,ballads,childhood,expo,future,gibson,guitar,health,india,manure,negative,north,power,rock,shoutouts,sounds,star,wars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tinder Filters and Dumb Things Said While She Was In Labor - Blitz Morning 6-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tinder-filters-and-dumb-things-said-while-she-was-in-labor-blitz-morning-6-3-25--66381837</link><description><![CDATA[Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset<br />What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor?<br />Columbus has the first ever waterless water park<br />What was your major parenting fail?<br />Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66381837</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 14:06:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66381837/blitz_morning_6_3_25.mp3" length="91551350" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403/71d1f54b-64ad-4a25-af0f-5589685e7403.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset
What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor?
Columbus has the first ever waterless water park
What was your major parenting fail?
Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset<br />What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor?<br />Columbus has the first ever waterless water park<br />What was your major parenting fail?<br />Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5722</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,costs,dads,fails,filter,height,jet,labor,parenting,park,pet,swift,swifties,taylor,tinder,water,waterless</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Strange Ways To Get Caught Cheating and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/strange-ways-to-get-caught-cheating-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-6-2-25--66368288</link><description><![CDATA[What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating?<br />Not going to school during the last week of school<br />Goose got mistaken for someone else<br />Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes<br />Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66368288</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 13:46:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66368288/blitz_morning_6_2_25.mp3" length="88556254" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8/c059f80d-9055-47a9-92dc-5e50f94ed6f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating?
Not going to school during the last week of school
Goose got mistaken for someone else
Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes
Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating?<br />Not going to school during the last week of school<br />Goose got mistaken for someone else<br />Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes<br />Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attendant,bite,blitz,cambria,caught,cheating,closing,coheed,flight,identity,mistaken,naked,rock,rundown,school,skip,snake,stranger,sucking,toes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Redneck Spelling Bee and Strange Places To have Sex - Blitz Morning 5-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/redneck-spelling-bee-and-strange-places-to-have-sex-blitz-morning-5-30-25--66339984</link><description><![CDATA[Where is the strangest place you ever had sex?<br />We play our version of the Scripps Spelling Bee<br />Did Metallica rip off the song 'Enter Sandman'?<br />Weird interactions on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist<br />Woman claims her boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66339984</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2025 13:49:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66339984/blitz_morning_5_30_25.mp3" length="89133456" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b/c3b0735e-734f-4366-8d7f-4b309711339b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Where is the strangest place you ever had sex?
We play our version of the Scripps Spelling Bee
Did Metallica rip off the song 'Enter Sandman'?
Weird interactions on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist
Woman claims her boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Where is the strangest place you ever had sex?<br />We play our version of the Scripps Spelling Bee<br />Did Metallica rip off the song 'Enter Sandman'?<br />Weird interactions on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist<br />Woman claims her boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bee,craigslist,enter,facebook,fart,infection,marketplace,metallica,neilson,ohio,place,ratings,sandman,scripps,sex,sinus,spelling,strange,superhero,superman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Invisible Asteroids, F My Life, and Captain Obvious - Blitz Morning 5-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/invisible-asteroids-f-my-life-and-captain-obvious-blitz-morning-5-29-25--66326959</link><description><![CDATA[That thing someone did that made you know all you needed to know about them<br />Kelly vs Goose in Rock N Rumble<br />There are invisible asteroids headed toward earth<br />Do you know someone who changes conversations mid sentence?<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66326959</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 13:48:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66326959/blitz_morning_5_29_25.mp3" length="81440081" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84/5ec31a9e-2a65-4798-8908-154c47629c84.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>That thing someone did that made you know all you needed to know about them
Kelly vs Goose in Rock N Rumble
There are invisible asteroids headed toward earth
Do you know someone who changes conversations mid sentence?
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[That thing someone did that made you know all you needed to know about them<br />Kelly vs Goose in Rock N Rumble<br />There are invisible asteroids headed toward earth<br />Do you know someone who changes conversations mid sentence?<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5090</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport,all,asteroids,captain,change,conversation,fml,invisible,know,midsentence,need,obvious,rock,rumble,timewarp,walkways</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Class of '95 and What Was On Your Bedroom Walls? - Blitz Morning 5-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/class-of-95-and-what-was-on-your-bedroom-walls-blitz-morning-5-28-25--66313155</link><description><![CDATA[What did you have on your bedroom walls when you were a teenager?<br />The music that 1995 gave us<br />Breaking up and still living together<br />A1 Steak sauce<br />Family Feud]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66313155</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2025 13:48:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66313155/blitz_morning_5_28_25.mp3" length="86023003" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a/ad820c0a-42a4-4e41-b737-2222422e181a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What did you have on your bedroom walls when you were a teenager?
The music that 1995 gave us
Breaking up and still living together
A1 Steak sauce
Family Feud</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What did you have on your bedroom walls when you were a teenager?<br />The music that 1995 gave us<br />Breaking up and still living together<br />A1 Steak sauce<br />Family Feud]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5377</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1995,a1,bedroom,breakup,dangerous,everest,family,feud,foods,living,rock,sauce,songs,steak,teenage,together,walls</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The End Of The World and Have You Still Got Game? - Blitz Morning 5-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-end-of-the-world-and-have-you-still-got-game-blitz-morning-5-27-25--66293381</link><description><![CDATA[If you were suddenly single, would you have game?<br />Some signs are pointing to the end of the world<br />F around and find out<br />King Charles, the alpha dog<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66293381</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 13:50:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66293381/blitz_morning_5_27_25.mp3" length="80234269" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9/0f82cb14-0b8d-4dde-844f-99707d0857e9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you were suddenly single, would you have game?
Some signs are pointing to the end of the world
F around and find out
King Charles, the alpha dog
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you were suddenly single, would you have game?<br />Some signs are pointing to the end of the world<br />F around and find out<br />King Charles, the alpha dog<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5015</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alpha,charles,dog,end,fafo,flirt,florida,game,gift,gummy,hiton,king,man,ouija,perfect,thoughts,vacation,wedding,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Greatest Movie Opening Scene and Cooter Muffins - Blitz Morning 5-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-greatest-movie-opening-scene-and-cooter-muffins-blitz-morning-5-23-25--66227030</link><description><![CDATA[A popular TikTokker makes cooter muffins for her husband<br />What is the greatest opening scene in a movie?<br />An Uber driver makes your drive a little more entertaining<br />The weirdest place a pregnant woman's water broke<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66227030</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2025 13:50:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66227030/blitz_morning_5_23_25.mp3" length="83700404" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f/09db58cc-e716-45a4-a8cc-d4328d13305f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A popular TikTokker makes cooter muffins for her husband
What is the greatest opening scene in a movie?
An Uber driver makes your drive a little more entertaining
The weirdest place a pregnant woman's water broke
Don't blow it for everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A popular TikTokker makes cooter muffins for her husband<br />What is the greatest opening scene in a movie?<br />An Uber driver makes your drive a little more entertaining<br />The weirdest place a pregnant woman's water broke<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5232</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baiter,blow,commencement,cooter,driver,entertains,hail,kermit,labor,master,movie,muffins,opening,place,scene,uber,weird,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Warn People About Your Body and The Cool Kids - Blitz Morning 5-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/warn-people-about-your-body-and-the-cool-kids-blitz-morning-5-22-25--66201760</link><description><![CDATA[Were you one of the cool kids in school and how have things worked out?<br />Ohio State has the most toxic fan base in America<br />How you eat your popcorn<br />If someone borrowed your body, what would you have to warn them about?<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66201760</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2025 13:47:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66201760/blitz_morning_5_22_25.mp3" length="82719454" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604/a1d22c0e-5b46-4782-8d58-18e212361604.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Were you one of the cool kids in school and how have things worked out?
Ohio State has the most toxic fan base in America
How you eat your popcorn
If someone borrowed your body, what would you have to warn them about?
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Were you one of the cool kids in school and how have things worked out?<br />Ohio State has the most toxic fan base in America<br />How you eat your popcorn<br />If someone borrowed your body, what would you have to warn them about?<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5170</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>body,buckeyes,buffalo,chlamydia,cool,cruise,eating,fans,fml,hard,kids,knocks,ohio,parrot,popcorn,school,tom,toxic,warning</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Best Place To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse and Alien Bacteria - Blitz Morning 5-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-best-place-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse-and-alien-bacteria-blitz-morning-5-21-25--66184180</link><description><![CDATA[A new bacteria has been discovered on the Chinese space station<br />The best place to surviva a zombie apocalypse is an NFL stadium<br />Do you have a deal with your spouse?<br />We play Match Game for tickets to see Staind and Breaking Benjamin<br />A listener isn't sure how she feels about her guy wearing a thong]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66184180</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2025 14:12:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66184180/blitz_morning_5_21_25.mp3" length="81860130" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c/4a9d9df1-96af-4f65-83e5-87fc95da8a5c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new bacteria has been discovered on the Chinese space station
The best place to surviva a zombie apocalypse is an NFL stadium
Do you have a deal with your spouse?
We play Match Game for tickets to see Staind and Breaking Benjamin
A listener isn't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new bacteria has been discovered on the Chinese space station<br />The best place to surviva a zombie apocalypse is an NFL stadium<br />Do you have a deal with your spouse?<br />We play Match Game for tickets to see Staind and Breaking Benjamin<br />A listener isn't sure how she feels about her guy wearing a thong]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5117</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alien,apocalypse,bacteria,china,cows,deal,game,highland,man,match,space,spouse,stadium,station,survival,therapy,thong,zombie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Irrational Childhood Fears and Crimes At Work - Blitz Morning 5-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/irrational-childhood-fears-and-crimes-at-work-blitz-morning-5-20-25--66170834</link><description><![CDATA[Can you name the restaurant based on their signature sandwich?<br />The three most important movies from the 90s<br />What was your irrational childhood fear?<br />Someone is out there impersonating Thick Rick<br />What is a work crime that happens regularly at your place of business?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66170834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 14:00:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66170834/blitz_morning_5_20_25.mp3" length="83984199" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17/74a00385-275f-4937-9a73-a1d748108b17.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Can you name the restaurant based on their signature sandwich?
The three most important movies from the 90s
What was your irrational childhood fear?
Someone is out there impersonating Thick Rick
What is a work crime that happens regularly at your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Can you name the restaurant based on their signature sandwich?<br />The three most important movies from the 90s<br />What was your irrational childhood fear?<br />Someone is out there impersonating Thick Rick<br />What is a work crime that happens regularly at your place of business?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1990s,babyshark,childhood,college,crime,degrees,fear,impersonating,important,irrational,movies,rick,sandwich,signature,thick,timewarp,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Think Fast For Your Choice Of Tickets and the Nesquik Challenge - Blitz Morning 5-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/think-fast-for-your-choice-of-tickets-and-the-nesquik-challenge-blitz-morning-5-19-25--66150379</link><description><![CDATA[We go back to childhood for a spoonful of dry Nesquik<br />The craziest or most elaborate thing you saw at a wedding or baby shower<br />Kelly and Goose go at it in a game of Think Fast<br />The classic toilet seat debate<br />Name a childhood rule you still follow as an adult]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66150379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 13:49:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66150379/blitz_morning_5_19_25.mp3" length="88804940" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4/f83291ca-42ee-469c-82d9-49d5cdc9b8e4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We go back to childhood for a spoonful of dry Nesquik
The craziest or most elaborate thing you saw at a wedding or baby shower
Kelly and Goose go at it in a game of Think Fast
The classic toilet seat debate
Name a childhood rule you still follow as an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We go back to childhood for a spoonful of dry Nesquik<br />The craziest or most elaborate thing you saw at a wedding or baby shower<br />Kelly and Goose go at it in a game of Think Fast<br />The classic toilet seat debate<br />Name a childhood rule you still follow as an adult]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5551</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,biopic,challenge,childhood,debate,elaborate,fast,gummy,madden,nesquik,rock,rule,rundown,seat,shower,think,thoughts,toilet,volbeat,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tiny Texie In Studio and Is Goose The A-Hole? - Blitz Morning 5-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tiny-texie-in-studio-and-is-goose-the-a-hole-blitz-morning-5-16-25--66118662</link><description><![CDATA[Tiny Texie is the shortest exotic dancer in the world and stops by our studio<br />Goose is wondering if he is the A-hole for something and we let him know<br />What is something you tried once and never will again?<br />The big BBQ quiz<br />Fesshole]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66118662</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2025 14:03:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66118662/blitz_morning_5_16_25.mp3" length="90222239" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7/82297aff-407e-41ab-89df-2f371e43fbf7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tiny Texie is the shortest exotic dancer in the world and stops by our studio
Goose is wondering if he is the A-hole for something and we let him know
What is something you tried once and never will again?
The big BBQ quiz
Fesshole</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tiny Texie is the shortest exotic dancer in the world and stops by our studio<br />Goose is wondering if he is the A-hole for something and we let him know<br />What is something you tried once and never will again?<br />The big BBQ quiz<br />Fesshole]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5639</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>again,aita,bbq,bergeron,dancer,dancing,exotic,fesshole,leaf,monkey,never,quiz,sharks,sirens,texie,tiny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Debate With His Fiance and Brand Loyalty - Blitz Morning 5-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-debate-with-his-fiance-and-brand-loyalty-blitz-morning-5-15-25--66100819</link><description><![CDATA[Rock N Rumble between Kelly and Goose<br />What brand are you absolutely loyal to?<br />Goose's dumb debate with his fiance<br />The baseball pooping bat dog<br />The best wing sauce in central Ohio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66100819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2025 13:50:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66100819/blitz_morning_5_15_25.mp3" length="94110514" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6/5d317c4e-4713-472f-8b0f-e3b06a801bf6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rock N Rumble between Kelly and Goose
What brand are you absolutely loyal to?
Goose's dumb debate with his fiance
The baseball pooping bat dog
The best wing sauce in central Ohio</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rock N Rumble between Kelly and Goose<br />What brand are you absolutely loyal to?<br />Goose's dumb debate with his fiance<br />The baseball pooping bat dog<br />The best wing sauce in central Ohio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5882</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baseball,bat,brand,debate,depot,dog,fiance,fml,goose,home,intro,just,loyalty,mammoth,nintendo,poop,sauce,wings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Exploding Birds and Your Cheap Significant Other - Blitz Morning 5-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/exploding-birds-and-your-cheap-significant-other-blitz-morning-5-14-25--66085175</link><description><![CDATA[An AI interview goes off the rails as the AI goes 'goblin mode'<br />Who has a super cheap significant other?<br />Birds are exploding over power lines in California<br />Three little words that will make a man more attractive to women<br />What is the optimal number of beers to drink?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66085175</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2025 14:02:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66085175/blitz_morning_5_14_25.mp3" length="88902324" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9/214c9607-32e5-4950-9c13-a79c151030d9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An AI interview goes off the rails as the AI goes 'goblin mode'
Who has a super cheap significant other?
Birds are exploding over power lines in California
Three little words that will make a man more attractive to women
What is the optimal number of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An AI interview goes off the rails as the AI goes 'goblin mode'<br />Who has a super cheap significant other?<br />Birds are exploding over power lines in California<br />Three little words that will make a man more attractive to women<br />What is the optimal number of beers to drink?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5557</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alien,beers,birds,career,cheap,distance,electrocuted,exploding,igotyou,long,love,nfl,optimal,other,pete,relationship,rose,schedule,significant,strippers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Has Big News And Walmart Yes Or No - Blitz Morning 5-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-has-big-news-and-walmart-yes-or-no-blitz-morning-5-13-25--66071483</link><description><![CDATA[We play a brand new game called Walmart: Yes or No<br />Goose has big news to share with everyone<br />Eating a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane<br />You expected some alone time but your significant other was home early<br />A guy stole food he was alergic to and ate it and now he wants paid]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66071483</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2025 13:47:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66071483/blitz_morning_5_13_25.mp3" length="84916665" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a/25082cd2-9d18-43ea-9542-9c3036f7e25a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We play a brand new game called Walmart: Yes or No
Goose has big news to share with everyone
Eating a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane
You expected some alone time but your significant other was home early
A guy stole food he was alergic to and ate...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We play a brand new game called Walmart: Yes or No<br />Goose has big news to share with everyone<br />Eating a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane<br />You expected some alone time but your significant other was home early<br />A guy stole food he was alergic to and ate it and now he wants paid]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5308</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alergic,alone,band,chicken,dallas,family,feud,food,goose,greatest,home,no,plane,rock,rotisserie,roundabout,spouse,steal,walmart,yes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Temple Stories and Your Go To Drunk Food - Blitz Morning 5-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-temple-stories-and-your-go-to-drunk-food-blitz-morning-5-12-25--66054582</link><description><![CDATA[We have some great stories from the long Sonic Temple weekend<br />When you are drunk at night or hungover in the morning, what is your go to food?<br />What would you do if your friend got your full name tattooed around their wrist?<br />The Amazon driver dropped a deuce on the porch and left the wipe in a planter<br />Have you never broken a bone?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66054582</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 14:02:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66054582/blitz_morning_5_12_25.mp3" length="89130530" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36/9b9f894c-5bc3-49bc-85fc-c290a58ebb36.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have some great stories from the long Sonic Temple weekend
When you are drunk at night or hungover in the morning, what is your go to food?
What would you do if your friend got your full name tattooed around their wrist?
The Amazon driver dropped a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have some great stories from the long Sonic Temple weekend<br />When you are drunk at night or hungover in the morning, what is your go to food?<br />What would you do if your friend got your full name tattooed around their wrist?<br />The Amazon driver dropped a deuce on the porch and left the wipe in a planter<br />Have you never broken a bone?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,bone,broken,drunk,food,friend,hungover,name,poop,porch,sonic,stories,tattoo,temple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Metallica's Day Off and Your Big Life Change - Blitz Morning 5-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/metallica-s-day-off-and-your-big-life-change-blitz-morning-5-9-25--66016805</link><description><![CDATA[Day 1 drama and insanity from Sonic Temple<br />Where should Metallica go in Columbus on their day off?<br />Tell us the big life change you made and why<br />Brand new Three Days Grace<br />Egg cracking law suit]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66016805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2025 14:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66016805/blitz_morning_5_9_25.mp3" length="85523124" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf/6c06760e-4925-4b83-907c-08e089fb9adf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Day 1 drama and insanity from Sonic Temple
Where should Metallica go in Columbus on their day off?
Tell us the big life change you made and why
Brand new Three Days Grace
Egg cracking law suit</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Day 1 drama and insanity from Sonic Temple<br />Where should Metallica go in Columbus on their day off?<br />Tell us the big life change you made and why<br />Brand new Three Days Grace<br />Egg cracking law suit]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5346</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliennation,americans,change,cities,drivers,egg,lawsuit,lean,life,media,metallica,parking,sinking,social,sonictemple,teen,threedaysgrace,virginia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rules Of The Mosh Pit And Crowd Surfing and Hook Up Ick - Blitz Morning 5-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rules-of-the-mosh-pit-and-crowd-surfing-and-hook-up-ick-blitz-morning-5-8-25--65998830</link><description><![CDATA[Sonic Temple is here and we must cover the rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing<br />What was that "hook up ick" that you experienced?<br />Tell us that moment of pettiness that you just could not resist<br />Foreigners tell us the things they actually like about America<br />A.I. bringing people back from the dead]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65998830</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2025 13:51:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65998830/blitz_morning_5_8_25.mp3" length="82332424" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb/664f96cf-3247-49ac-b8af-ded0e0ccd2eb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sonic Temple is here and we must cover the rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing
What was that "hook up ick" that you experienced?
Tell us that moment of pettiness that you just could not resist
Foreigners tell us the things they actually like about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sonic Temple is here and we must cover the rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing<br />What was that "hook up ick" that you experienced?<br />Tell us that moment of pettiness that you just could not resist<br />Foreigners tell us the things they actually like about America<br />A.I. bringing people back from the dead]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5146</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,america,crowd,fight,foreigners,hooker,hookup,ick,mosh,nacho,petty,pit,sonic,surf,temple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Would You Ever Hitchhike and a Meth Smoking Raccoon - Blitz Morning 5-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/would-you-ever-hitchhike-and-a-meth-smoking-raccoon-blitz-morning-5-7-25--65972382</link><description><![CDATA[Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you?<br />Why are adults always....?<br />Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats<br />Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe<br />What do you wish you had done sooner in life?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65972382</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 14:03:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65972382/blitz_morning_5_7_25.mp3" length="86495715" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226/e43c7dfe-03a9-46dc-8b58-3e26b3212226.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you?
Why are adults always....?
Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats
Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe
What do you wish you had done...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you?<br />Why are adults always....?<br />Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats<br />Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe<br />What do you wish you had done sooner in life?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5406</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adults,baby,goats,hitchhike,kids,luxury,meth,pipe,raccoon,shedeur,sonic,temple,yacht</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When Did You Get Too High and the Ultimate Fast Food - Blitz Morning 5-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-did-you-get-too-high-and-the-ultimate-fast-food-blitz-morning-5-6-25--65939898</link><description><![CDATA[What happened that time you got way too high?<br />What is the ultimate fast food restaurant?<br />The sperm race that you actually watched was not real<br />FAFO parenting trend<br />Peacocks are getting vasectomies]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65939898</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 13:59:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65939898/blitz_morning_5_6_25.mp3" length="82193661" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf/1ddb7dce-a450-40b5-95f7-494461898ecf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happened that time you got way too high?
What is the ultimate fast food restaurant?
The sperm race that you actually watched was not real
FAFO parenting trend
Peacocks are getting vasectomies</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happened that time you got way too high?<br />What is the ultimate fast food restaurant?<br />The sperm race that you actually watched was not real<br />FAFO parenting trend<br />Peacocks are getting vasectomies]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5138</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$100k,cgi,fafo,fast,food,high,irreplaceable,lost,mammoth,marijuana,parenting,peacocks,priceless,race,skype,sperm,ultimate,vasectomies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our York Steakhouse Review and Name That Tune - Blitz Morning 5-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-york-steakhouse-review-and-name-that-tune-blitz-morning-5-5-25--65922020</link><description><![CDATA[Family Destinations named York Steakhouse best in the country, so we went to dinner<br />We play Name That Tune for the first time<br />Thick Rick has been challenged and he might have to admit his break dance name<br />Gummy thoughts<br />Tell us what your kid did wrong and we will decide the monetary fine]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65922020</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2025 14:02:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65922020/blitz_morning_5_5_25.mp3" length="90887630" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec/12b8761f-0690-404f-96a5-977ab66467ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Family Destinations named York Steakhouse best in the country, so we went to dinner
We play Name That Tune for the first time
Thick Rick has been challenged and he might have to admit his break dance name
Gummy thoughts
Tell us what your kid did wrong...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Family Destinations named York Steakhouse best in the country, so we went to dinner<br />We play Name That Tune for the first time<br />Thick Rick has been challenged and he might have to admit his break dance name<br />Gummy thoughts<br />Tell us what your kid did wrong and we will decide the monetary fine]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5681</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breakdance,cincodemayo,doordash,fine,gta6,gummy,jailbreak,kid,name,namethattune,punishment,review,steakhouse,thickrick,thoughts,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Self Induced Injuries and Butt Rock - Blitz Morning 5-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-induced-injuries-and-butt-rock-blitz-morning-5-2-25--65855549</link><description><![CDATA[What is the worst self induced injury you ever suffered?<br />We found out that "Butt Rock" music really good music<br />Hell City Tattoo festival<br />A girl with road rage poops on a car<br />Time Warp]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65855549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2025 13:47:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65855549/blitz_morning_5_2_25.mp3" length="88111128" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca/91c73826-9460-4586-92d9-a8c51af288ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the worst self induced injury you ever suffered?
We found out that "Butt Rock" music really good music
Hell City Tattoo festival
A girl with road rage poops on a car
Time Warp</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the worst self induced injury you ever suffered?<br />We found out that "Butt Rock" music really good music<br />Hell City Tattoo festival<br />A girl with road rage poops on a car<br />Time Warp]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5507</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>butt,buttrock,car,city,driving,hell,induced,injuries,poop,roadrage,rock,self,semi,sheng,tattoo,time,warp,weng</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>100 Men Vs A Gorilla and Memorable Phone Calls - Blitz Morning 5-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-men-vs-a-gorilla-and-memorable-phone-calls-blitz-morning-5-1-25--65825223</link><description><![CDATA[Could 100 men take down a silver back gorilla without weapons?<br />What is the most memorable phone call you ever received?<br />Steed or stripper<br />New York City police are being watched closely by the public<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65825223</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2025 14:02:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65825223/blitz_morning_5_1_25.mp3" length="81963366" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d/28b4618f-4401-4e6b-94e7-e77964fc266d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Could 100 men take down a silver back gorilla without weapons?
What is the most memorable phone call you ever received?
Steed or stripper
New York City police are being watched closely by the public
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Could 100 men take down a silver back gorilla without weapons?<br />What is the most memorable phone call you ever received?<br />Steed or stripper<br />New York City police are being watched closely by the public<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100,call,cannonball,game,gorilla,masturbation,match,memorable,men,multiply,nypd,park,phone,rabbits,roadhouse2,seattle</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Most Cash You Ever Carried and The Dumbest Debate - Blitz Morning 4-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-most-cash-you-ever-carried-and-the-dumbest-debate-blitz-morning-4-30-25--65808144</link><description><![CDATA[What is the most cash you ever carried on your person?<br />A 7 year old drives 10 miles because he wanted McDonalds<br />Don't throw an urn of your family member's ashes in the ocean<br />95% of single women agree this is the one thing they wish men would do<br />The music timing challenge]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65808144</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2025 14:11:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65808144/blitz_morning_4_30_25.mp3" length="85753838" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2/8fcf35bc-6b92-42ee-b599-0d45ec93e9e2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the most cash you ever carried on your person?
A 7 year old drives 10 miles because he wanted McDonalds
Don't throw an urn of your family member's ashes in the ocean
95% of single women agree this is the one thing they wish men would do
The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the most cash you ever carried on your person?<br />A 7 year old drives 10 miles because he wanted McDonalds<br />Don't throw an urn of your family member's ashes in the ocean<br />95% of single women agree this is the one thing they wish men would do<br />The music timing challenge]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5360</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agree,ashes,carried,cash,challenge,debate,driver,dumbest,florida,kid,most,music,naked,ocean,sheng,single,timing,urn,weng,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Did You Get Stupid Famous and Unhinged Marriage Hacks - Blitz Morning 4-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-did-you-get-stupid-famous-and-unhinged-marriage-hacks-blitz-morning-4-29-25--65792862</link><description><![CDATA[What did you do to trick your kids into doing things you wanted?<br />Women share their unhinged marriage hacks to control their husbands<br />What dumb thing did you do to become famous locally?<br />Texts from last night<br />Rock N Rumble]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65792862</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 13:48:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65792862/blitz_morning_4_29_25.mp3" length="81947483" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a/4e19984d-30e6-4268-a58c-33c6859d585a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What did you do to trick your kids into doing things you wanted?
Women share their unhinged marriage hacks to control their husbands
What dumb thing did you do to become famous locally?
Texts from last night
Rock N Rumble</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What did you do to trick your kids into doing things you wanted?<br />Women share their unhinged marriage hacks to control their husbands<br />What dumb thing did you do to become famous locally?<br />Texts from last night<br />Rock N Rumble]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5122</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breaking,brinks,draftday,entering,famous,gokart,hacks,hitandrun,kids,last,marriage,night,rock,rumble,sheng,stupid,texts,trick,unhinged,weng</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nicknames For People At Your Work and Shedeur Gets Pranked - Blitz Morning 4-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nicknames-for-people-at-your-work-and-shedeur-gets-pranked-blitz-morning-4-28-25--65780334</link><description><![CDATA[This yer's Rock N Roll Hall of Shame Inductees<br />Shedeur Sanders and Goose's fiance both got pranked<br />People melting down over their team's NFL draft picks<br />What are nickanmes of people at your work and why?<br />Results from the first ever sperm race]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65780334</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 13:47:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65780334/blitz_morning_4_28_25.mp3" length="86249955" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d/91f24e1e-1c49-4861-917d-06bd0320068d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This yer's Rock N Roll Hall of Shame Inductees
Shedeur Sanders and Goose's fiance both got pranked
People melting down over their team's NFL draft picks
What are nickanmes of people at your work and why?
Results from the first ever sperm race</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This yer's Rock N Roll Hall of Shame Inductees<br />Shedeur Sanders and Goose's fiance both got pranked<br />People melting down over their team's NFL draft picks<br />What are nickanmes of people at your work and why?<br />Results from the first ever sperm race]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5391</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,draft,fame,gummy,hall,nfl,nicknames,prank,predator,race,results,rock,rocknroll,rundown,sanders,shedeur,sperm,thoughts,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Did You Learn About Women When You Moved In With Her? - Blitz Morning 4-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-learn-about-women-when-you-moved-in-with-her-blitz-morning-4-25-25--65725303</link><description><![CDATA[What did you learn about your girl after living together?<br />The Goonies and Back to the Future date<br />Propositioned by a swinging couple<br />Schools with jello shots and a fight club<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65725303</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65725303/blitz_morning_4_25_25.mp3" length="83299581" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30/f0b992b9-ab10-4c54-9215-aa7105899c30.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What did you learn about your girl after living together?
The Goonies and Back to the Future date
Propositioned by a swinging couple
Schools with jello shots and a fight club
Don't blow it for everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What did you learn about your girl after living together?<br />The Goonies and Back to the Future date<br />Propositioned by a swinging couple<br />Schools with jello shots and a fight club<br />Don't blow it for everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5207</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>armpit,blow,cohabitating,don't,fightclub,future,gameofthrones,goonies,it,pearldrops,swingers,telephone,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Awkward Birds And Bees Talk and Comedian Jim Jeffries - Blitz Morning 4-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/awkward-birds-and-bees-talk-and-comedian-jim-jeffries-blitz-morning-4-24-25--65702488</link><description><![CDATA[Did you have an awkward talk about the birds and the bees?<br />Comedian Jim Jeffries calls in<br />Who is the most famous person in your contacts?<br />Eating in the car<br />Ghost vs Journey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65702488</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2025 13:54:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65702488/blitz_morning_4_24_25.mp3" length="85515601" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080/fa51ac4c-6a1d-4b1d-8c8c-a9b233155080.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you have an awkward talk about the birds and the bees?
Comedian Jim Jeffries calls in
Who is the most famous person in your contacts?
Eating in the car
Ghost vs Journey</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you have an awkward talk about the birds and the bees?<br />Comedian Jim Jeffries calls in<br />Who is the most famous person in your contacts?<br />Eating in the car<br />Ghost vs Journey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awkward,bees,birds,celebrity,contact,driving,eating,ghost,hellfest,jefferies,jimjefferies,journey,petedavidson,removal,talk,tattoo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Did You Get In The Breakup and Cat Buttholes - Blitz Morning 4-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-get-in-the-breakup-and-cat-buttholes-blitz-morning-4-23-25--65680150</link><description><![CDATA[What simple thing did you get to keep after a breakup?<br />Cats are not rubbing their buttholes all over your furniture<br />These 80s TV commercials did not age well<br />If you have sex with a cow, don't get video<br />This girl says her guy cannot have a female doctor]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65680150</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 14:00:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65680150/blitz_morning_4_23_25.mp3" length="80664767" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77/eea53ae6-c865-48e9-9a3e-8f7c7a6c8d77.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What simple thing did you get to keep after a breakup?
Cats are not rubbing their buttholes all over your furniture
These 80s TV commercials did not age well
If you have sex with a cow, don't get video
This girl says her guy cannot have a female doctor</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What simple thing did you get to keep after a breakup?<br />Cats are not rubbing their buttholes all over your furniture<br />These 80s TV commercials did not age well<br />If you have sex with a cow, don't get video<br />This girl says her guy cannot have a female doctor]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5042</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1980s,breakup,butthole,cat,commercials,cooking,cow,doctor,female,jealousy,keanu,keep,male,oil,reeves,sex,suntan,uber,waymo,weezer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Things We Are Brainwashed To Believe We Need and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 4-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/things-we-are-brainwashed-to-believe-we-need-and-pet-names-blitz-morning-4-22-25--65664556</link><description><![CDATA[Things that people have been brainwashed to believe they must have<br />Tell us your pet's name and we will tell you what kind of pet you have<br />Frivilous Go Fund Me pages<br />Twins speak in sync<br />Opposite movie titles]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65664556</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 13:59:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65664556/blitz_morning_4_22_25.mp3" length="91181874" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c/91ee02b3-08d7-46a4-b7ce-9f1da2132c9c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things that people have been brainwashed to believe they must have
Tell us your pet's name and we will tell you what kind of pet you have
Frivilous Go Fund Me pages
Twins speak in sync
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He cried for Rory, but not for me
The first sperm race is scheduled
Marilyn Manson covers 'In The Air Tonight'
Who's doing what?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What was the drama in your high school that no one ever forgot?<br />He cried for Rory, but not for me<br />The first sperm race is scheduled<br />Marilyn Manson covers 'In The Air Tonight'<br />Who's doing what?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5049</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>air,collins,cry,dates,drama,first,gummy,high,manson,marilyn,phil,race,rory,school,sperm,thoughts,tonight,x-files</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bobaflex Stops By The Studio and Best Butthole Contest - Blitz Morning 4-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bobaflex-stops-by-the-studio-and-best-butthole-contest-blitz-morning-4-18-25--65624219</link><description><![CDATA[Shaun and Marty McCoy from Bobaflex hang out with us<br />You can enter or watch the best butthole contest in Michigan<br />Getting hit with projectile vomit on an airplane<br />Robocop and aliens are real<br />Whatever happened to white dog poop?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65624219</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2025 13:59:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65624219/blitz_morning_4_18_25.mp3" length="92994145" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb/e756f1ee-1abe-4112-a04e-52012c106ecb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Shaun and Marty McCoy from Bobaflex hang out with us
You can enter or watch the best butthole contest in Michigan
Getting hit with projectile vomit on an airplane
Robocop and aliens are real
Whatever happened to white dog poop?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Shaun and Marty McCoy from Bobaflex hang out with us<br />You can enter or watch the best butthole contest in Michigan<br />Getting hit with projectile vomit on an airplane<br />Robocop and aliens are real<br />Whatever happened to white dog poop?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5813</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,aliens,bobaflex,butthole,contest,dog,fork,k2-18b,mccoy,newport,poop,projectile,robocop,stabbed,vomit,white</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting High With The Police For Research and Orgasm Man - Blitz Morning 4-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-high-with-the-police-for-research-and-orgasm-man-blitz-morning-4-17-25--65610676</link><description><![CDATA[You can get high with the Seattle police for research purposes<br />A man has random orgasms all day everyday<br />Things you used to love that have faded away<br />Song timing challenge<br />F my life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65610676</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2025 13:49:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65610676/blitz_morning_4_17_25.mp3" length="88538282" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321/b3c7b061-565e-49da-ba77-6a621e7e6321.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can get high with the Seattle police for research purposes
A man has random orgasms all day everyday
Things you used to love that have faded away
Song timing challenge
F my life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can get high with the Seattle police for research purposes<br />A man has random orgasms all day everyday<br />Things you used to love that have faded away<br />Song timing challenge<br />F my life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5534</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>challenge,fashion,fml,high,jupiter,nostalgia,orgasm,plane,police,rabbit,radiation,random,research,seattle,static,steakhouse,timing,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Did You Turn The Car Around and Bitching Fees - Blitz Morning 4-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-did-you-turn-the-car-around-and-bitching-fees-blitz-morning-4-16-25--65593286</link><description><![CDATA[What made you or your parent turn the car around?<br />Bitching fee at restaurant<br />Star Wars wedding<br />The Batman problem<br />Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65593286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 13:50:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65593286/blitz_morning_4_16_25.mp3" length="80603327" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2/226ebb27-eb60-4737-b5a8-dc61ec8485c2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What made you or your parent turn the car around?
Bitching fee at restaurant
Star Wars wedding
The Batman problem
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What made you or your parent turn the car around?<br />Bitching fee at restaurant<br />Star Wars wedding<br />The Batman problem<br />Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5038</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>antimatter,around,batman,bitching,bottomless,car,expensive,fee,katy,perry,problem,red,redrobin,restaurant,robin,star,turn,wars,wedding,wendys</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked At disneyland and Mom's House Rules - Blitz Morning 4-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/naked-at-disneyland-and-mom-s-house-rules-blitz-morning-4-15-25--65580693</link><description><![CDATA[Did you have rules like this mom's house?<br />A man ran naked through Disneyland<br />What would you not buy even with a 99% discount?<br />Bride accidentally took sleeping pills before her wedding<br />Table or booth?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65580693</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 13:46:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65580693/blitz_morning_4_15_25.mp3" length="84008858" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6/66ce4047-7ce4-4bbd-885c-710ca44986c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you have rules like this mom's house?
A man ran naked through Disneyland
What would you not buy even with a 99% discount?
Bride accidentally took sleeping pills before her wedding
Table or booth?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you have rules like this mom's house?<br />A man ran naked through Disneyland<br />What would you not buy even with a 99% discount?<br />Bride accidentally took sleeping pills before her wedding<br />Table or booth?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5251</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>99%,belichick,booth,crash,discount,disneyland,eggs,facebook,house,mom,naked,pills,rules,sleeping,table,taxes,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Best Terrorist Take Over Movie and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-best-terrorist-take-over-movie-and-gummy-thoughts-blitz-morning-4-14-25--65567039</link><description><![CDATA[The best terrorist takeover movie<br />Gay airport scanners<br />Riding horseback In Walmart<br />New sperm racing league<br />Gummy thoughts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65567039</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 14:14:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65567039/blitz_morning_4_14_25.mp3" length="85155738" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93/7ebc7d07-4b8e-4606-850c-499d6ec7bc93.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The best terrorist takeover movie
Gay airport scanners
Riding horseback In Walmart
New sperm racing league
Gummy thoughts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The best terrorist takeover movie<br />Gay airport scanners<br />Riding horseback In Walmart<br />New sperm racing league<br />Gummy thoughts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5323</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airport,gay,gummy,horseback,league,moive,pastor,president,racing,scanners,sperm,takeover,terrorist,thoughts,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Astronaut Poop Side Hustle and Rubbing A Principal’s Feet - Blitz Morning 4-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/astronaut-poop-side-hustle-and-rubbing-a-principal-s-feet-blitz-morning-4-11-25--65539121</link><description><![CDATA[NASA wants to pay you to fix their poop problem<br />What thing did you think you would never say to your kid?<br />National Record Store Day<br />An assistant principal had a 13 year old student rub her feet<br />Rock N Rumble]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65539121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2025 14:13:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65539121/blitz_morning_4_11_25.mp3" length="78497648" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334/120704fb-c73a-4385-a20c-6cd665469334.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>NASA wants to pay you to fix their poop problem
What thing did you think you would never say to your kid?
National Record Store Day
An assistant principal had a 13 year old student rub her feet
Rock N Rumble</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[NASA wants to pay you to fix their poop problem<br />What thing did you think you would never say to your kid?<br />National Record Store Day<br />An assistant principal had a 13 year old student rub her feet<br />Rock N Rumble]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assistant,astronaut,day,foot,funny,kids,nasa,poop,principal,raising,record,rub,said,sidehustle,store,things</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Type Are You Never Dating Again and Funeral Problems - Blitz Morning 4-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-type-are-you-never-dating-again-and-funeral-problems-blitz-morning-4-10-25--65526571</link><description><![CDATA[What type of person will you never date again?<br />Crazy things we have seen happen at funerals<br />Trapped by a pair of geese<br />F My Life<br />Wild animals loose in the house]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65526571</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2025 13:57:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65526571/blitz_morning_4_10_25.mp3" length="80565292" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a/aa527471-37e2-4e21-8d18-760cec375f8a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What type of person will you never date again?
Crazy things we have seen happen at funerals
Trapped by a pair of geese
F My Life
Wild animals loose in the house</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What type of person will you never date again?<br />Crazy things we have seen happen at funerals<br />Trapped by a pair of geese<br />F My Life<br />Wild animals loose in the house]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5036</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animals,dating,fml,funeral,geese,house,minority,people,problems,report,trapped,type,weezer,wild</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Did You Try And Survive and The Minecraft Movie - Blitz Morning 4-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-try-and-survive-and-the-minecraft-movie-blitz-morning-4-9-25--65476073</link><description><![CDATA[Don’t Be That Co-worker<br />Things Left In An Uber<br />Tried It And Survived It<br />Minecraft Movie Insanity<br />Time Warp]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65476073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 14:19:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65476073/blitz_morning_4_9_25.mp3" length="78994602" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d/c4ad0724-7900-49ef-8fdd-00a4e4969e0d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don’t Be That Co-worker
Things Left In An Uber
Tried It And Survived It
Minecraft Movie Insanity
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Phrases said the wrong way
Rock N Rumble
Pranking mom with wrong names of food
Jobs where you get yelled at</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it okay to save seats on a plane?<br />Phrases said the wrong way<br />Rock N Rumble<br />Pranking mom with wrong names of food<br />Jobs where you get yelled at]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5290</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,cards,food,incorrect,jobs,mother,names,phrases,pranking,rocknrumble,saving,scam,seats,tarot,wrong,yelled</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Picked Last In Gym Class And Detachable Penis - Blitz Morning 4-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/picked-last-in-gym-class-and-detachable-penis-blitz-morning-4-7-25--65403987</link><description><![CDATA[Being Picked Last In Gym Class<br />Detachable Body Parts<br />How Long Will The Wedding Last?<br />Gummy Thoughts<br />Blitz Rock Rundown]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65403987</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 13:56:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65403987/blitz_morning_4_7_25.mp3" length="82836901" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d/e19f9bb1-d898-4033-ad37-22f402a4117d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Being Picked Last In Gym Class
Detachable Body Parts
How Long Will The Wedding Last?
Gummy Thoughts
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A Kid Eats His Grandpa's Ashes
How Did You Experience Impossible Odds
German Aliens
What Did You Live Through?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Worst Movie Plot Holes<br />A Kid Eats His Grandpa's Ashes<br />How Did You Experience Impossible Odds<br />German Aliens<br />What Did You Live Through?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4808</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,ashes,chicken,complex,cybertruck,event,german,grandpa,holes,impossible,lived,mcrib,movie,napolean,odds,plot,thief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How To Get Payback And What Band Do You Just Not Get? - Blitz Morning 4-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-to-get-payback-and-what-band-do-you-just-not-get-blitz-morning-4-3-25--65335869</link><description><![CDATA[What Band Do You Just Not Get?<br />Your Old Email Address<br />F My Life<br />Bad Habits<br />How To Get Payback]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65335869</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2025 13:52:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65335869/blitz_morning_4_3_25.mp3" length="89021861" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a/d2f8e68b-c7ff-474c-9887-bc9ab76a549a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Band Do You Just Not Get?
Your Old Email Address
F My Life
Bad Habits
How To Get Payback</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What Band Do You Just Not Get?<br />Your Old Email Address<br />F My Life<br />Bad Habits<br />How To Get Payback]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5564</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>address,bad,bands,email,fml,game,habits,match,morrill,old,payback,sam</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Where You Want Your Ashes Spread and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 4-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-you-want-your-ashes-spread-and-the-timing-challenge-blitz-morning-4-2-25--65315971</link><description><![CDATA[What Are 3 Places You Would Like Your Ashes Spread?<br />Goose Issues Another Timing Challenge<br />Rock N Rumble<br />Kelly's Husband Got In A Fight With Chat GPT<br />Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65315971</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65315971/blitz_morning_4_2_25.mp3" length="80285678" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302/155b1bde-2913-4338-a79f-01ef88bb3302.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Are 3 Places You Would Like Your Ashes Spread?
Goose Issues Another Timing Challenge
Rock N Rumble
Kelly's Husband Got In A Fight With Chat GPT
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What Are 3 Places You Would Like Your Ashes Spread?<br />Goose Issues Another Timing Challenge<br />Rock N Rumble<br />Kelly's Husband Got In A Fight With Chat GPT<br />Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5018</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arguement,ashes,challenge,chatgpt,cremation,gypsy,morrill,rock,rumble,sam,skyline,spread,timing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best Prank Ever And Is Goose A Creep? - Blitz Morning 4-1-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/best-prank-ever-and-is-goose-a-creep-blitz-morning-4-1-25--65287077</link><description><![CDATA[The Best Prank Ever<br />Is Goose A Creep For This?<br />Snake Sperm<br />Family Feud<br />Amish Mafia]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65287077</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 14:01:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65287077/blitz_morning_4_1_25.mp3" length="88768159" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645/1d4794de-cfa5-44b6-b8d1-cd7774b05645.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Best Prank Ever
Is Goose A Creep For This?
Snake Sperm
Family Feud
Amish Mafia</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Best Prank Ever<br />Is Goose A Creep For This?<br />Snake Sperm<br />Family Feud<br />Amish Mafia]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5548</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amish,chevelle,cosi,creep,destination,family,feud,final,fool,garbage,goose,mafia,prank,skyline,snake,sperm</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Gross Things We Do And An Attack On Breasts - Blitz Morning 3-31-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gross-things-we-do-and-an-attack-on-breasts-blitz-morning-3-31-25--65257043</link><description><![CDATA[An All Out Attack On Breasts<br />That Gross Thing You Do<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Thick Rick Kisses Fish<br />Cemetery Sex]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65257043</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 14:52:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65257043/blitz_morning_3_31_25.mp3" length="84827640" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2/652325b9-0274-49dd-b075-acef635e59a2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An All Out Attack On Breasts
That Gross Thing You Do
Don't Blow It For Everyone
Thick Rick Kisses Fish
Cemetery Sex</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An All Out Attack On Breasts<br />That Gross Thing You Do<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Thick Rick Kisses Fish<br />Cemetery Sex]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5302</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attack,bass,bingoloco,blow,breasts,cemetery,everyone,fish,game,gross,idaho,kisses,sex,show,things</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sharktopus, Redheads, And Doobie In Studio - Blitz Morning 3-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sharktopus-redheads-and-doobie-in-studio-blitz-morning-3-28-25--65191401</link><description><![CDATA[Doobie In Studio<br />Sharktopus<br />Sayings You Never Forgot<br />Free Dating For Redheads<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65191401</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 14:17:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65191401/blitz_morning_3_28_25.mp3" length="89331986" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d/e0a4642c-8e7f-45b4-a518-df38f85d865d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Doobie In Studio
Sharktopus
Sayings You Never Forgot
Free Dating For Redheads
Don't Blow It For Everyone</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Doobie In Studio<br />Sharktopus<br />Sayings You Never Forgot<br />Free Dating For Redheads<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5584</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animal,blow,clown,garbage,house,jam,monster,mtdewred,redheads,sayings,sharktopus,trucks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kids Break Stuff And Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again - Blitz Morning 3-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kids-break-stuff-and-ronnie-radke-goes-off-again-blitz-morning-3-27-25--65161237</link><description><![CDATA[Shark Or Shart?<br />Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again<br />Kids Will F Some Stuff Up<br />How Do You Want To Be Remembered?<br />Lady Bugs Are Whores]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65161237</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 13:59:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65161237/blitz_morning_3_27_25.mp3" length="87598710" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d/a7e3b070-74e8-44dd-ae6f-2b792177839d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Shark Or Shart?
Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again
Kids Will F Some Stuff Up
How Do You Want To Be Remembered?
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Is Your Girlfriend Using A.I. Against You?
Old School Stuff
How Well Do You Know Your Home?
Smart Homes And Everything Else</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pirates And Other Vacation Mishaps<br />Is Your Girlfriend Using A.I. Against You?<br />Old School Stuff<br />How Well Do You Know Your Home?<br />Smart Homes And Everything Else]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4894</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,app,girlfriend,home,know,mishaps,old,pirates,relationship,school,smart,therapy,vacation,your</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Inappropriate Teachers and Unique Jobs - Blitz Morning 3-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/inappropriate-teachers-and-unique-jobs-blitz-morning-3-25-25--65105804</link><description><![CDATA[Things Teachers Did That They Would Never Do Today<br />Who Has The Most Unique Job?<br />Stormy Daniels Or Stormy Weather<br />Fisting A Mouth<br />23 And Me Bankrupt]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65105804</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 13:52:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65105804/blitz_morning_3_25_25.mp3" length="85376421" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb/d77f15c9-cda7-43b5-b65b-97ef0a684dbb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things Teachers Did That They Would Never Do Today
Who Has The Most Unique Job?
Stormy Daniels Or Stormy Weather
Fisting A Mouth
23 And Me Bankrupt</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things Teachers Did That They Would Never Do Today<br />Who Has The Most Unique Job?<br />Stormy Daniels Or Stormy Weather<br />Fisting A Mouth<br />23 And Me Bankrupt]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5336</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>announcer,career,cleveland,daniels,fireball,fist,inappropriate,jam,job,monster,mouth,stormy,teachers,unique,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sunday Sunday Sunday And What Ruined The Party - Blitz Morning 3-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sunday-sunday-sunday-and-what-ruined-the-party-blitz-morning-3-24-25--65081565</link><description><![CDATA[Sunday Sunday Sunday<br />What Ruined The Party<br />If ______ Then ______<br />Millenials Pick Sex Over Everything<br />Hot Mugshot Girl]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65081565</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2025 13:51:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65081565/blitz_morning_3_24_25.mp3" length="84326925" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58/885221ad-b08e-4bd0-a4df-049167f11d58.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sunday Sunday Sunday
What Ruined The Party
If ______ Then ______
Millenials Pick Sex Over Everything
Hot Mugshot Girl</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sunday Sunday Sunday<br />What Ruined The Party<br />If ______ Then ______<br />Millenials Pick Sex Over Everything<br />Hot Mugshot Girl]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5271</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>disturbed,girl,if,jam,millenials,monster,mugshot,party,relationship,ruined,sex,sunday,then,trucks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Blow It For Everyone and Man Card Requirements - Blitz Morning 3-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-and-man-card-requirements-blitz-morning-3-21-25--65014276</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Goose's Birthday<br />Four Things For Your Man Card<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Screamboat<br />Where To Get Abducted By Aliens<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65014276</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:53:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65014276/blitz_morning_3_21_25.mp3" length="97382716" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a/923b4545-c5e8-4838-80c4-77576db86c6a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's Birthday
Four Things For Your Man Card
Don't Blow It For Everyone
Screamboat
Where To Get Abducted By Aliens</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Goose's Birthday<br />Four Things For Your Man Card<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Screamboat<br />Where To Get Abducted By Aliens<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abduction,alien,astronauts,birthday,blow,card,disturbed,don't,fast,goose,life,louder,man,mancard,mickey,screamboat,think</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Sets Off Your Tism and The Song Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 3-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-sets-off-your-tism-and-the-song-timing-challenge-blitz-morning-3-20-25--64994536</link><description><![CDATA[What Little Thing Sets Off Your Tism?<br />The Feud For Louder Than Life Tickets<br />Normal Or Nope: Dentist Edition<br />The Song Timing Challenge<br />F My Life<br />Who's Doing What?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64994536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:55:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64994536/blitz_morning_3_20_25.mp3" length="89213286" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852/adcd4351-736d-41fd-aa52-6d81d012a852.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Little Thing Sets Off Your Tism?
The Feud For Louder Than Life Tickets
Normal Or Nope: Dentist Edition
The Song Timing Challenge
F My Life
Who's Doing What?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What Little Thing Sets Off Your Tism?<br />The Feud For Louder Than Life Tickets<br />Normal Or Nope: Dentist Edition<br />The Song Timing Challenge<br />F My Life<br />Who's Doing What?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5576</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,challenge,disturbed,family,feud,fml,kreischer,life,louder,nope,normal,off,set,song,timing,tism,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laughable Injuries And The Feud - Blitz Morning 3-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laughable-injuries-and-the-feud-blitz-morning-3-19-25--64974416</link><description><![CDATA[<br />What Is Your Laughable Injury?<br />The Feud<br />Things That Have Disappeared<br />Grove City Dentist Insanity<br />Amazon Driver Rage Quits]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64974416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:50:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64974416/blitz_morning_3_19_25.mp3" length="89420594" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4/3c840640-7a72-49fd-829d-3da65bf21ed4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Is Your Laughable Injury?
The Feud
Things That Have Disappeared
Grove City Dentist Insanity
Amazon Driver Rage Quits</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />What Is Your Laughable Injury?<br />The Feud<br />Things That Have Disappeared<br />Grove City Dentist Insanity<br />Amazon Driver Rage Quits]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5589</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,antarctica,city,dentist,family,feud,grove,injury,laughable,louderthanlife,quit,rage,wombat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Watch A Movie Of Your Life and Awkward Moments - Blitz Morning 3-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/watch-a-movie-of-your-life-and-awkward-moments-blitz-morning-3-18-25--64955230</link><description><![CDATA[National Awkward Moment Day<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Goose's Book Club<br />Watch A Movie Of Your Entire Life<br />The Compliment You Gave That Went Wrong]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64955230</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:01:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64955230/blitz_morning_3_18_25.mp3" length="96815545" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88/8dacb4be-1707-48c2-a1fe-c62874c8ad88.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>National Awkward Moment Day
Don't Blow It For Everyone
Goose's Book Club
Watch A Movie Of Your Entire Life
The Compliment You Gave That Went Wrong</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[National Awkward Moment Day<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Goose's Book Club<br />Watch A Movie Of Your Entire Life<br />The Compliment You Gave That Went Wrong]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6051</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awkward,blow,book,club,compliment,drake,everyone,exes,kendrick,lamar,lawsuit,life,moment,movie,offspring,sympathy,vomit</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leprechaun Launch and a Burnt Weiner - Blitz Morning 3-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leprechaun-launch-and-a-burnt-weiner-blitz-morning-3-17-25--64934556</link><description><![CDATA[Launching Leprechauns All Morning<br />Starbucks Sued For 50 Million For Burning Man's Weiner<br />Irish Spelling Bee<br />Who Is Shooting All The Crows?<br />Irish Accents<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64934556</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:51:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64934556/blitz_morning_3_17_25.mp3" length="88283327" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b/5bd56830-c820-4003-b41a-c02e9caf336b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Launching Leprechauns All Morning
Starbucks Sued For 50 Million For Burning Man's Weiner
Irish Spelling Bee
Who Is Shooting All The Crows?
Irish Accents</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Launching Leprechauns All Morning<br />Starbucks Sued For 50 Million For Burning Man's Weiner<br />Irish Spelling Bee<br />Who Is Shooting All The Crows?<br />Irish Accents<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5518</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accent,bee,burn,charms,crows,emerald,irish,launch,leprechaun,movie,music,shotting,spelling,starbucks,st.patrick,toasts,tv,weiner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose's Date With A Married Woman And Medical Mishaps - Blitz Morning 3-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-s-date-with-a-married-woman-and-medical-mishaps-blitz-morning-3-14-25--64881569</link><description><![CDATA[Everyone Wants A Threesome<br />Medical Mishaps<br />Would You Rather Fight A Gator Or A Bear?<br />Shower Thoughts<br />Goose's Date With A Married Woman<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64881569</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2025 14:31:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64881569/blitz_morning_3_14_25.mp3" length="80817740" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7/5596014b-d3d4-4e0e-8a00-81236a5be5c7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Everyone Wants A Threesome
Medical Mishaps
Would You Rather Fight A Gator Or A Bear?
Shower Thoughts
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What Did You Find Out About After The Wedding?
F My Life
Don't Blow It For Everyone
Get Married At Ohio Weed Festival</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't Hold In Your Farts<br />What Did You Find Out About After The Wedding?<br />F My Life<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />Get Married At Ohio Weed Festival]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>after,bathroom,bonnie,brothers,brown,divorce,farts,festival,fml,hooker,mario,men,millie,offspring,ohio,record,wedding,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Are You In Trouble And God-Tier Songs - Blitz Morning 3-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-are-you-in-trouble-and-god-tier-songs-blitz-morning-3-12-25--64838185</link><description><![CDATA[Why Are You In Trouble?<br />God-Tier Songs By Decade<br />Rich People Eating Mermaids<br />Blind Top 5<br />Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64838185</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 13:58:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64838185/blitz_morning_3_12_25.mp3" length="85500972" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38/b60bdf2b-ee8c-4279-bece-8a3506010e38.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why Are You In Trouble?
God-Tier Songs By Decade
Rich People Eating Mermaids
Blind Top 5
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why Are You In Trouble?<br />God-Tier Songs By Decade<br />Rich People Eating Mermaids<br />Blind Top 5<br />Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5344</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,blind,cocaine,cujo,decade,eating,god-tier,icecream,map,mermaids,offspring,rich,songs,sonictemple,space,telescope,therapy,trouble</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Sex With A Robot Cheating? - Blitz Morning 3-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-sex-with-a-robot-cheating-blitz-morning-3-11-25--64811275</link><description><![CDATA[Is Sex With A Robot Cheating?<br />Old People Crimes<br />The Big 4 Of Each Generation<br />Weird Collections<br />Taintsville]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64811275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 14:14:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64811275/blitz_morning_3_11_25.mp3" length="80251823" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89/8eb65e1b-ecd9-4d33-9f47-ab39a028cb89.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Sex With A Robot Cheating?
Old People Crimes
The Big 4 Of Each Generation
Weird Collections
Taintsville</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Sex With A Robot Cheating?<br />Old People Crimes<br />The Big 4 Of Each Generation<br />Weird Collections<br />Taintsville]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5016</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ambulance,big4,cheating,crime,elderly,generations,monopoly,offspring,peepee,robot,rock,sexx,sonictemple,taintsville,timewarp,tool,township</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Has An Eskimo Brother and Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 3-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-has-an-eskimo-brother-and-rock-n-rumble-blitz-morning-3-10-25--64789411</link><description><![CDATA[Goose's Eskimo Brother Played For The Buckeyes<br />Rock N Rumble For Offspring Tickets<br />Don't Do Magic Mushrooms Dressed As A Chicken<br />Rocketman Missed His Mark<br />How Petty Are You?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64789411</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2025 13:59:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64789411/blitz_morning_3_10_25.mp3" length="80490478" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213/d43807c8-17a7-4a84-bf7a-2a7d00ab5213.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's Eskimo Brother Played For The Buckeyes
Rock N Rumble For Offspring Tickets
Don't Do Magic Mushrooms Dressed As A Chicken
Rocketman Missed His Mark
How Petty Are You?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goose's Eskimo Brother Played For The Buckeyes<br />Rock N Rumble For Offspring Tickets<br />Don't Do Magic Mushrooms Dressed As A Chicken<br />Rocketman Missed His Mark<br />How Petty Are You?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alexa,assault,brother,chicken,crash,eskimo,magic,mushrooms,petty,pringles,rocketman,rumble,rundown,sister,spanish</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Guitar Riff Battle and When Dad Was In Charge - Blitz Morning 3-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/guitar-riff-battle-and-when-dad-was-in-charge-blitz-morning-3-7-25--64749249</link><description><![CDATA[What Happened When Dad Was In Charge?<br />Guitar Riff Battle<br />Naked On A Plane<br />Double Standars<br />Annual Gripes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64749249</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2025 15:04:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64749249/blitz_morning_3_7_25.mp3" length="85681949" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02/bddc7660-b6f8-4c65-8f6e-8516a0766d02.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Happened When Dad Was In Charge?
Guitar Riff Battle
Naked On A Plane
Double Standars
Annual Gripes</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What Happened When Dad Was In Charge?<br />Guitar Riff Battle<br />Naked On A Plane<br />Double Standars<br />Annual Gripes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5356</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>appreciation,dads,double,employee,ghost,gripes,guitar,hendrix,naked,phones,plane,riffs,standard,time</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Morning 3-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-morning-3-6-25--64732464</link><description><![CDATA[Walmart Chickenless Nuggets<br />Around The Horn<br />Saddest Movie Scene Ever<br />What Did You Waste Money On?<br />Super Glued Belly Button]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64732464</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2025 15:52:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64732464/blitz_morning_3_6_25.mp3" length="78813208" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72/b0537c0f-74fb-4551-b555-d40adf824b72.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Walmart Chickenless Nuggets
Around The Horn
Saddest Movie Scene Ever
What Did You Waste Money On?
Super Glued Belly Button</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Walmart Chickenless Nuggets<br />Around The Horn<br />Saddest Movie Scene Ever<br />What Did You Waste Money On?<br />Super Glued Belly Button]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4926</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>around,belly,button,chicken,espn,glue,horn,money,movie,nuggets,saddest,scene,super,walmart,waste</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Renting Chickens And Training A Coworker - Blitz Morning 3-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/renting-chickens-and-training-a-coworker-blitz-morning-3-5-25--64712117</link><description><![CDATA[Renting Chickens<br />Old People Lifestyle<br />Pantera Or Panera?<br />Training A Coworker<br />Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64712117</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 15:02:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64712117/blitz_morning_3_5_25.mp3" length="86883581" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b/e7dfd338-8710-470c-baeb-d8e04c80fd1b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Renting Chickens
Old People Lifestyle
Pantera Or Panera?
Training A Coworker
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Renting Chickens<br />Old People Lifestyle<br />Pantera Or Panera?<br />Training A Coworker<br />Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5431</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicken,coworker,fasterpussycat,fml,lifestyle,movie,old,panera,pantera,people,radioactive,rental,road,scenes,therapy,training</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose's Meat In A Taco and Don't Blow It For Everyone - Blitz Morning 3-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-s-meat-in-a-taco-and-don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-blitz-morning-3-4-25--64693105</link><description><![CDATA[Caught In A Van With Pants down<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />What If Your Significant Other Makes Bad Food?<br />Being Told Not To Come Back To A Business<br />Goose's Meat In A Taco<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64693105</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 14:56:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64693105/blitz_morning_3_4_25.mp3" length="86374925" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69/14c7f715-82e0-4d8a-8fea-2a4cc3b8ec69.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Caught In A Van With Pants down
Don't Blow It For Everyone
What If Your Significant Other Makes Bad Food?
Being Told Not To Come Back To A Business
Goose's Meat In A Taco</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Caught In A Van With Pants down<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />What If Your Significant Other Makes Bad Food?<br />Being Told Not To Come Back To A Business<br />Goose's Meat In A Taco<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5399</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blow,caught,cheating,cooking,england,everyone,hendrix,ironic,oregon,pantera,pants,sex,taco,timewarp,trail,van</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When Did You Get Locked In And Game Cheaters - Blitz Morning 3-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-did-you-get-locked-in-and-game-cheaters-blitz-morning-3-3-25--64673814</link><description><![CDATA[Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />People Who Cheat To Win<br />When did You Get Locked In?<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />Pranking Mom]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64673814</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 15:01:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64673814/blitz_morning_3_3_25.mp3" length="80075862" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c/0e399168-bca1-47f8-8a9e-513dcc516e9c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't Blow It For Everyone
People Who Cheat To Win
When did You Get Locked In?
Blitz Rock Rundown
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A.I. Gibberlink Mode
Strange Random Texts
Penis Graffiti
Band Threatened By Cartel</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Goose's Annual Sex Survey<br />A.I. Gibberlink Mode<br />Strange Random Texts<br />Penis Graffiti<br />Band Threatened By Cartel]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5061</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a.i.,aliceinchains,annual,band,cartel,gibberlink,graffiti,mode,penis,random,sex,sonictemple,strange,survey,texts,threat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Guilty Or Innocent and The Poop Knife - Blitz Morning 2-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/guilty-or-innocent-and-the-poop-knife-blitz-morning-2-27-25--64605695</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Guilty Or Innocent?<br />The Original Poop Knife<br />Mt. Rushmore Of Grunge<br />Alexa Plus<br />Funeral Noodles]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64605695</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2025 15:08:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64605695/blitz_morning_2_27_25.mp3" length="85383108" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9/de915a15-6785-4a13-bba8-318a613991f9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Guilty Or Innocent?
The Original Poop Knife
Mt. Rushmore Of Grunge
Alexa Plus
Funeral Noodles</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Guilty Or Innocent?<br />The Original Poop Knife<br />Mt. Rushmore Of Grunge<br />Alexa Plus<br />Funeral Noodles]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5337</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alexa+,festival,funeral,fyre,grunge,guilty,innocent,mtrushmore,noodles,poopknife,sonic,sonictemple,soonbang,temple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Surviving The Old Days and Blitz Therapy - Morning Blitz 2-26-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/surviving-the-old-days-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-2-26-25--64585953</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Could You survive The Old Days?<br />F My Life<br />Peeing On Groceries<br />Blind top 5<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64585953</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:04:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64585953/blitz_morning_2_26_25.mp3" length="83705420" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17/3bd3005e-9921-4b8a-bda0-cee538e8cf17.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Could You survive The Old Days?
F My Life
Peeing On Groceries
Blind top 5
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Could You survive The Old Days?<br />F My Life<br />Peeing On Groceries<br />Blind top 5<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5232</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blind,bobaflex,deer,firetruck,fml,grocery,heart,hunting,mobile,peeing,price,priceisright,right,snow,sonic,sonictemple,store,surviving,temple,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Full Album Concerts And Adult Fun Camp - Blitz Morning 2-25-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/full-album-concerts-and-adult-fun-camp-blitz-morning-2-25-25--64563753</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Facial Hair in New York<br />Full Album concerts<br />Gen Z Mini Retirement<br />Adult Fun Camp<br />$215K For A Candy Crush Addiction]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64563753</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 15:06:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64563753/blitz_morning_2_25_25.mp3" length="92281524" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f/678a917d-bfcb-4eb7-b17e-61fb9f62b32f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Facial Hair in New York
Full Album concerts
Gen Z Mini Retirement
Adult Fun Camp
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Egg Smuggling
Your Own Form Of Measurement
Top 10 Comedies
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Weird Food Combos<br />Egg Smuggling<br />Your Own Form Of Measurement<br />Top 10 Comedies<br />Blitz Rock Rundown]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5652</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobaflex,combos,comedies,costco,eggs,food,form,funny,measurement,mettallica,movies,rock,rundown,smuggling,sonictemple,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Blow It For Everyone and Naming Inanimate Objects - Blitz Morning 2-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-and-naming-inanimate-objects-blitz-morning-2-21-25--64496724</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />HOA Battle Over Chickens<br />Naming Inanimate Objects<br />Stanley Cup Battle<br />Rock N Roll Trivia<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64496724</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2025 16:42:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64496724/blitz_morning_2_21_25.mp3" length="89757469" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193/8ae385b5-09b0-4f10-83e6-427b03f33193.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't Blow It For Everyone
HOA Battle Over Chickens
Naming Inanimate Objects
Stanley Cup Battle
Rock N Roll Trivia</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Don't Blow It For Everyone<br />HOA Battle Over Chickens<br />Naming Inanimate Objects<br />Stanley Cup Battle<br />Rock N Roll Trivia<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5610</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicken,hoa,inanimate,queens,rocknroll,stanley,trivia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On and Goose's Nipple Issue - Blitz Morning 2-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-spend-your-adult-money-on-and-goose-s-nipple-issue-blitz-morning-2-20-25--64475482</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Goose's Eye and Nipple Issue<br />Evading The Police<br />What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On?<br />Servers Hate This About You<br />Lottery Mistake Pays Off<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64475482</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2025 14:58:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64475482/blitz_morning_2_20_25.mp3" length="91772868" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50/261d7bd1-cb6d-4c79-8a6e-a5bcc3c81f50.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose's Eye and Nipple Issue
Evading The Police
What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On?
Servers Hate This About You
Lottery Mistake Pays Off</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Goose's Eye and Nipple Issue<br />Evading The Police<br />What Did You Spend Your Adult Money On?<br />Servers Hate This About You<br />Lottery Mistake Pays Off<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5736</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,belly,button,customers,evade,eyes,laser,lottery,money,nipples,outrun,police,servers,service</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test | Blitz Morning 2-19-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goose-takes-an-ohio-pronunciation-test-blitz-morning-2-19-25--64451192</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test<br />A Dry Bachelor Party Protest<br />Doomsday Fish<br />Useless Thing You Memorized<br />Blind Top 5<br />F My Life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64451192</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 15:01:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64451192/blitz_morning_2_19_25.mp3" length="90165815" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767/7b0729af-933a-408e-bce1-1c907e144767.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test
A Dry Bachelor Party Protest
Doomsday Fish
Useless Thing You Memorized
Blind Top 5
F My Life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Goose Takes An Ohio Pronunciation Test<br />A Dry Bachelor Party Protest<br />Doomsday Fish<br />Useless Thing You Memorized<br />Blind Top 5<br />F My Life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5636</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bachelor,blind,doomsday,dry,fish,fml,keyboards,kfc,memorize,ohio,party,pronunciation,sitcoms,test,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What did you change for a relationship and the Time Warp | The Morning Blitz 2-18-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-did-you-change-for-a-relationship-and-the-time-warp-the-morning-blitz-2-18-25--64434961</link><description><![CDATA[<br />What Life Change Did You Make For A Relationship?<br />Spelling Bee<br />Your Inner Monologue<br />What Gift Never Got Used?<br />The Time Warp]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64434961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 15:20:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64434961/blitz_morning_2_18_25.mp3" length="90409485" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050/4822a12f-9ff5-4d16-9e8d-a8dbc2b53050.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Life Change Did You Make For A Relationship?
Spelling Bee
Your Inner Monologue
What Gift Never Got Used?
The Time Warp</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />What Life Change Did You Make For A Relationship?<br />Spelling Bee<br />Your Inner Monologue<br />What Gift Never Got Used?<br />The Time Warp]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5651</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anaduralia,bee,cannon,cheech,chong,cold,cornhole,drug,fishing,inner,monologue,spelling,sports,time,voice,warp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Got Stuck In You And The Glory Hole | The Morning Blitz 2-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-got-stuck-in-you-and-the-glory-hole-the-morning-blitz-2-17-25--64418600</link><description><![CDATA[Lots of questions this morning....<br /><br />Do You Use The Front Flap Or Go Over The Fence?<br />How Man Presidents Can You Name?<br />What Was Stuck Inside You?<br />Why Would You Try To Pet A Shark?<br />Would You Drive Across A Bridge To Europe?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64418600</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 14:58:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64418600/blitz_morning_2_17_25.mp3" length="94801818" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1/7dd64913-6637-4f16-b302-4a10f83e61a1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lots of questions this morning....

Do You Use The Front Flap Or Go Over The Fence?
How Man Presidents Can You Name?
What Was Stuck Inside You?
Why Would You Try To Pet A Shark?
Would You Drive Across A Bridge To Europe?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lots of questions this morning....<br /><br />Do You Use The Front Flap Or Go Over The Fence?<br />How Man Presidents Can You Name?<br />What Was Stuck Inside You?<br />Why Would You Try To Pet A Shark?<br />Would You Drive Across A Bridge To Europe?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5926</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bridge,chickens,eggs,europe,game,glory,goonies,hands,hole,kfc,match,pet,pigs,presidents,shark,stuck,underwear,vaccine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ask Goose Anything and Don't Ruin It For Everyone | The Morning Blitz 2-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ask-goose-anything-and-don-t-ruin-it-for-everyone-the-morning-blitz-2-14-25--64378239</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Ask Goose Anything<br />Kelly's Road Rage<br />Don't Ruin It For Everyone<br />Mean Texts<br />Swallowed By A Whale<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64378239</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2025 15:15:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64378239/blitz_morning_2_14_25.mp3" length="95340985" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2/14b65d72-5cc6-4acf-aee1-1a1a20ef93c2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ask Goose Anything
Kelly's Road Rage
Don't Ruin It For Everyone
Mean Texts
Swallowed By A Whale</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Ask Goose Anything<br />Kelly's Road Rage<br />Don't Ruin It For Everyone<br />Mean Texts<br />Swallowed By A Whale<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ama,chicken,cooler,eggs,fingers,flowers,garden,hawaii,igloo,inkcarceration,kelly,mean,queens,rage,road,ruin,swallowed,texts,vip,whale</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Did You Injure Someone, Ohio's Weird Kink and FML | The Morning Blitz 2-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-did-you-injure-someone-ohio-s-weird-kink-and-fml-the-morning-blitz-2-13-25--64359561</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Ohio's Weird Kink<br />How Did You Injure a Friend Or Family Member?<br />Dildo Attack<br />Tales From Across The Pond<br />Do You Love When Your Significant Other Goes Out Of Town?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64359561</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2025 15:18:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64359561/blitz_morning_2_13_25.mp3" length="89393426" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb/0bcfc397-2efc-4bd2-8099-b426261bcfbb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ohio's Weird Kink
How Did You Injure a Friend Or Family Member?
Dildo Attack
Tales From Across The Pond
Do You Love When Your Significant Other Goes Out Of Town?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Ohio's Weird Kink<br />How Did You Injure a Friend Or Family Member?<br />Dildo Attack<br />Tales From Across The Pond<br />Do You Love When Your Significant Other Goes Out Of Town?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5588</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cars,cosi,dildo,flower,garden,injury,inkcarceration,kink,metal,music,news,rock,sex,spouse,vehicles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Your Spouse Loves That You Hate and Lot Lizard Trivia | The Morning Blitz 2-12-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-your-spouse-loves-that-you-hate-and-lot-lizard-trivia-the-morning-blitz-2-12-25--64341197</link><description><![CDATA[What Does Your Significant Other Love That You Hate?<br />Lot Lizard Trivia<br />Your Cooking Made Someone Sick<br />Stories From The Dark Side<br />Blitz Therapy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64341197</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 15:05:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64341197/blitz_morning_2_12_25.mp3" length="82737008" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2/696deac8-2452-44d0-b1dd-9ba94e4927e2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What Does Your Significant Other Love That You Hate?
Lot Lizard Trivia
Your Cooking Made Someone Sick
Stories From The Dark Side
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What Does Your Significant Other Love That You Hate?<br />Lot Lizard Trivia<br />Your Cooking Made Someone Sick<br />Stories From The Dark Side<br />Blitz Therapy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5171</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blind,cooking,dark,darkside,lizard,lot,pornhub,sick,side,spouse,therapy,trivia,truck</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Revenge Of The Ex and How Was Your Vacation Ruined? | Morning Blitz 2-11-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/revenge-of-the-ex-and-how-was-your-vacation-ruined-morning-blitz-2-11-25--64321273</link><description><![CDATA[Revenge Of The Ex<br />How Was Your Vacation Ruined?<br />Chicken Soup Drops<br />Adult Friends<br />Most Impressive Life Stat]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64321273</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 15:25:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64321273/blitz_morning_2_11_25.mp3" length="90305831" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc/acfdcd7d-9489-4da8-a7e4-90e89bdebabc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Revenge Of The Ex
How Was Your Vacation Ruined?
Chicken Soup Drops
Adult Friends
Most Impressive Life Stat</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Revenge Of The Ex<br />How Was Your Vacation Ruined?<br />Chicken Soup Drops<br />Adult Friends<br />Most Impressive Life Stat]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicken,egg,ex,friend,life,news,secret,sound,soup,stat,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Super Bowl Blowout and How To Live Forever | Morning Blitz 2-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/super-bowl-blowout-and-how-to-live-forever-morning-blitz-2-10-25--64301152</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Super Bowl Blowout<br />How To Live Forever<br />Sex Injuries<br />New Mile High Club<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64301152</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2025 16:22:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64301152/blitz_morning_2_10_25.mp3" length="91884463" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec/beda3480-8a0e-412b-86bd-0128c291e0ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:

Super Bowl Blowout
How To Live Forever
Sex Injuries
New Mile High Club
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Super Bowl Blowout<br />How To Live Forever<br />Sex Injuries<br />New Mile High Club<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5743</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,blowout,bowl,club,columbus,forever,high,how,injuries,live,mile,morning,new,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,show,super,to</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Super Bowl Drama and Pepsi Challenge | Morning Blitz 2-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/super-bowl-drama-and-pepsi-challenge-morning-blitz-2-7-25--64251594</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Self Love Room At Work<br />Stuck In A Rabbit Hole<br />Super Bowl Drama<br />Kids Home For A Snow Day<br />Pepsi Challenge<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64251594</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2025 15:31:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64251594/blitz_morning_2_7_25.mp3" length="88411222" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c/c74a398c-8582-4c3d-974b-e4da08d7b76c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Topics of discussion:

Self Love Room At Work
Stuck In A Rabbit Hole
Super Bowl Drama
Kids Home For A Snow Day
Pepsi Challenge</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Self Love Room At Work<br />Stuck In A Rabbit Hole<br />Super Bowl Drama<br />Kids Home For A Snow Day<br />Pepsi Challenge<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5526</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alone,blitz,bowl,challenge,day,drama,hole,home,kids,love,morning,podcast,rabbit,room,self,show,snow,super,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick's Beaver &amp; Bass Deli and Things You Should Know, But Don't | Morning Blitz  2-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-s-beaver-bass-deli-and-things-you-should-know-but-don-t-morning-blitz-2-6-25--64231166</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Thick Rick's Beaver And Bass Deli<br />Can We Guess Where You Work<br />Sexy Build-A-Bear Cougar<br />Rock N Roll Trivia<br />What Should You Know That You Don't<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64231166</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2025 15:38:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64231166/blitz_morning_2_6_25.mp3" length="88149998" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6/83b2aecd-24f2-4af7-8077-561b90ee99d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Thick Rick's Beaver And Bass Deli
Can We Guess Where You Work
Sexy Build-A-Bear Cougar
Rock N Roll Trivia
What Should You Know That You Don't</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Thick Rick's Beaver And Bass Deli<br />Can We Guess Where You Work<br />Sexy Build-A-Bear Cougar<br />Rock N Roll Trivia<br />What Should You Know That You Don't<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5510</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bass,beaver,blitz,build-a-bear,columbus,cougar,deli,guess,know,podcast,rick,rock,roll,sexy,should,thick,trivia,where,work,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Dare You Said Yes To and F*** My Life | Morning Blitz 2-5-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-dare-you-said-yes-to-and-f-my-life-morning-blitz-2-5-25--64207570</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Mind Meld<br />The Dare You Said Yes To<br />The Perfect Day<br />F My Life<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64207570</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 15:36:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64207570/blitz_morning_2_5_25.mp3" length="89440656" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa/6df1ece9-5c46-440c-95af-d6d76f6ae3aa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Mind Meld
The Dare You Said Yes To
The Perfect Day
F My Life
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Mind Meld<br />The Dare You Said Yes To<br />The Perfect Day<br />F My Life<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5590</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,columbus,dare,day,f,life,meld,mind,morning,my,perfect,podcast,radio,show,therapy,yes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Worst Songs To Have Sex To and Rock N Roll Price Is Right | Morning Blitz 2-4-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-songs-to-have-sex-to-and-rock-n-roll-price-is-right-morning-blitz-2-4-25--64188527</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the lastest shenanigans on this episode of The Morning Blitz podcast:<br /><br />Worst Songs To Have Sex To<br />Things That Have Disappeared<br />Most Awkward Thing You Have Seen<br />Rock N Roll Price Is Right<br />Dangerous Playgrounds<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64188527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2025 15:23:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64188527/blitz_morning_2_4_25.mp3" length="86832172" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa/8fac8e4a-6a5a-4a70-9635-85aba86da0fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Check out the lastest shenanigans on this episode of The Morning Blitz podcast:

Worst Songs To Have Sex To
Things That Have Disappeared
Most Awkward Thing You Have Seen
Rock N Roll Price Is Right
Dangerous Playgrounds</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Check out the lastest shenanigans on this episode of The Morning Blitz podcast:<br /><br />Worst Songs To Have Sex To<br />Things That Have Disappeared<br />Most Awkward Thing You Have Seen<br />Rock N Roll Price Is Right<br />Dangerous Playgrounds<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5427</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awkward,blitz,columbus,dangerous,disappeared,is,morning,n,playgrounds,podcast,price,right,rock,roll,sex,show,songs,that,things,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal and Flagged By TSA | Morning Blitz 2-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-interrupts-goose-s-proposal-and-flagged-by-tsa-morning-blitz-2-3-25--64171959</link><description><![CDATA[It's The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Check out what's on tap for today:<br /><br />What Can You Get Us<br />Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal<br />Who's Doing What<br />Flagged By TSA<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64171959</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 17:33:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64171959/blitz_morning_2_3_25.mp3" length="92270239" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986/f78df68a-211b-441f-8ac9-2560b94e0986.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Check out what's on tap for today:

What Can You Get Us
Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal
Who's Doing What
Flagged By TSA
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Check out what's on tap for today:<br /><br />What Can You Get Us<br />Thick Interrupts Goose's Proposal<br />Who's Doing What<br />Flagged By TSA<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5767</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,can,columbus,flag,get,goose,interrupts,mornign,podcast,proposal,radio,rock,rundown,show,thick,tsa,us,what,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Lonely Ones In Studio and Hilliard School Fight | Morning Blitz 1-31-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-lonely-ones-in-studio-and-hilliard-school-fight-morning-blitz-1-31-25--64085787</link><description><![CDATA[Get your weekend fix of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:<br /><br />The Lonely Ones In Studio<br />Hilliard School Fight<br />Kelly Quinn Standup Comedy<br />StickTok<br />Least Licked Body Part<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64085787</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 15:42:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64085787/blitz_morning_1_31_25.mp3" length="90047114" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43/14f62d72-de4f-4710-85ef-e69b1d78dc43.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get your weekend fix of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:

The Lonely Ones In Studio
Hilliard School Fight
Kelly Quinn Standup Comedy
StickTok
Least Licked Body Part</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get your weekend fix of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:<br /><br />The Lonely Ones In Studio<br />Hilliard School Fight<br />Kelly Quinn Standup Comedy<br />StickTok<br />Least Licked Body Part<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5628</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,body,columbus,comedy,fight,high,hilliard,kelly,licked,lonely,morning,ones,part,podcast,quinn,radio,school,standup,sticktok,the</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws and Superbowl Conspiracy | Morning Blitz 1-30-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/possible-changes-to-ohio-weed-laws-and-superbowl-conspiracy-morning-blitz-1-30-25--64043277</link><description><![CDATA[Get your daily fix of The Morning Blitz! Topics today:<br /><br />Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws<br />Superbowl Conspiracy<br />Cockermouth<br />A.I. Girlfriends<br />Video Game Anger<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64043277</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 15:01:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64043277/blitz_morning_1_30_25.mp3" length="79330223" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb/025e99d1-eb85-4721-a364-9fd7f1ad26bb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get your daily fix of The Morning Blitz! Topics today:

Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws
Superbowl Conspiracy
Cockermouth
A.I. Girlfriends
Video Game Anger</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get your daily fix of The Morning Blitz! Topics today:<br /><br />Possible Changes To Ohio Weed Laws<br />Superbowl Conspiracy<br />Cockermouth<br />A.I. Girlfriends<br />Video Game Anger<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,anger,blitz,changes,cockermouth,columbus,conspiracy,game,girlfriend,law,morning,ohio,podcast,possible,radio,show,superbowl,video,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life and Just Write One Hit Song | Morning Blitz 1-29-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wealthy-wife-unhappy-life-and-just-write-one-hit-song-morning-blitz-1-29-25--64001040</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics for today:<br /><br />Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life<br />How Many Women Would Be Attracted To You?<br />Supersonic Jet<br />Just Write One Hit Song<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64001040</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:30:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64001040/blitz_morning_1_29_25.mp3" length="79480688" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee/41bfcfea-6cc8-4384-8f02-1580970ddfee.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics for today:

Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life
How Many Women Would Be Attracted To You?
Supersonic Jet
Just Write One Hit Song
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics for today:<br /><br />Wealthy Wife, Unhappy Life<br />How Many Women Would Be Attracted To You?<br />Supersonic Jet<br />Just Write One Hit Song<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4968</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attracted,be,blitz,columbus,hit,how,jet,life,many,morning,one,radio,supersonic,therapy,unhappy,wealthy,wife,women,would,write</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kids Calling Cops on Parents and Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day | Morning Blitz 1-28-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kids-calling-cops-on-parents-and-michigan-fan-trolls-ryan-day-morning-blitz-1-28-25--63964550</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Kids Calling Cops on Parents<br />Blake Lively Farts<br />Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day<br />Normal Or Nope<br />Skyline Chili Ice Cream<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63964550</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:42:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63964550/blitz_morning_1_28_25.mp3" length="80986595" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b/f8bb937f-d09b-4be3-a667-2d5e49703e0b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:

Kids Calling Cops on Parents
Blake Lively Farts
Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day
Normal Or Nope
Skyline Chili Ice Cream</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Kids Calling Cops on Parents<br />Blake Lively Farts<br />Michigan Fan Trolls Ryan Day<br />Normal Or Nope<br />Skyline Chili Ice Cream<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5062</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blake,blitz,chili,cops,cream,day,fan,fart,graeters,ice,kids,lively,michigan,nope,normal,parents,podcast,ryan,skyline,trolls</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Heaviest Day In America and Peexiety | Morning Blitz 1-27-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/heaviest-day-in-america-and-peexiety-morning-blitz-1-27-25--63933104</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Whale Farts Are Not Drones<br />Heaviest Day In America<br />Pee-Xiety<br />Frozen Junk<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63933104</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:52:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63933104/blitz_morning_1_27_25.mp3" length="78544878" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32/bd957805-ea98-4bfa-a617-1e13c8064f32.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:

Whale Farts Are Not Drones
Heaviest Day In America
Pee-Xiety
Frozen Junk
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Whale Farts Are Not Drones<br />Heaviest Day In America<br />Pee-Xiety<br />Frozen Junk<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4909</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,anxiety,blitz,columbus,day,drove,farts,frozen,heaviest,junk,morning,not,pee,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,show,whale</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Giving Yourself A Vasectomy and Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni | Morning Blitz 1-24-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/giving-yourself-a-vasectomy-and-blake-lively-vs-justin-baldoni-morning-blitz-1-24-25--63875739</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Giving Yourself A Vasectomy<br />Catastrophic Disclosure<br />Beds Are Overrated<br />Spirit Airlines vs Tattoos<br />Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63875739</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 14:33:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63875739/blitz_morning_1_24_25.mp3" length="82251758" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f/9fea755f-3cff-47a1-a64a-788937f7866f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:

Giving Yourself A Vasectomy
Catastrophic Disclosure
Beds Are Overrated
Spirit Airlines vs Tattoos
Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Giving Yourself A Vasectomy<br />Catastrophic Disclosure<br />Beds Are Overrated<br />Spirit Airlines vs Tattoos<br />Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airline,airlines,baldoni,bed,blake,blitz,columbus,disclosure,giving,justin,lively,morning,overrated,podcast,radio,show,spirit,tattoos,vasectomy,yourself</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weed Delivery and World's Worst Rated Foods | Morning Blitz 1-23-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weed-delivery-and-world-s-worst-rated-foods-morning-blitz-1-23-25--63850273</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Weed Delivery<br />When Monkeys Attack<br />Is It THAT Hard For Guys To NOT Look At Boobs?<br />World's Worst Rated Foods<br />Downloading TikTok<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63850273</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2025 14:34:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63850273/blitz_morning_1_23_25.mp3" length="82940554" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee/49716e25-ab61-453d-be6a-25365d5d62ee.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Weed Delivery
When Monkeys Attack
Is It THAT Hard For Guys To NOT Look At Boobs?
World's Worst Rated Foods
Downloading TikTok</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Weed Delivery<br />When Monkeys Attack<br />Is It THAT Hard For Guys To NOT Look At Boobs?<br />World's Worst Rated Foods<br />Downloading TikTok<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5184</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attack,blitz,boobs,columbus,delivery,downloading,food,guys,hard,look,monkeys,morning,podcast,radio,rated,show,tiktok,weed,world,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kid Rock's Awkward Moment and Blitz Therapy | Blitz Morning 1-22-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kid-rock-s-awkward-moment-and-blitz-therapy-blitz-morning-1-22-25--63813166</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is back with another podcast! Topics of discussion this time:<br /><br />Big Sick Babies<br />Kid Rock: Single In DC<br />Most Trusted Profession<br />Howie Mandell Blindsides Bill Burr<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63813166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 14:43:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63813166/blitz_morning_1_22_25.mp3" length="82651745" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde/268eecb2-76c8-4b52-af00-48f041ed2dde.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz is back with another podcast! Topics of discussion this time:

Big Sick Babies
Kid Rock: Single In DC
Most Trusted Profession
Howie Mandell Blindsides Bill Burr
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is back with another podcast! Topics of discussion this time:<br /><br />Big Sick Babies<br />Kid Rock: Single In DC<br />Most Trusted Profession<br />Howie Mandell Blindsides Bill Burr<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5166</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>babies,bill,blitz,burr,columbus,howie,kid,mandell,morning,podcast,profession,radio,rock,show,sick,therapy,trusted</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ohio State National Championship and Contagious Peeing | Morning Blitz 1-21-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ohio-state-national-championship-and-contagious-peeing-morning-blitz-1-21-25--63782843</link><description><![CDATA[We talk the Ohio State National Championship and Jeff Logan calls in on this edition of The Morning Blitz! Plus we discuss contagious peeing, how Dry January can be super lonely, and the most inconsiderate people on the latest podcast.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63782843</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 14:37:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63782843/blitz_morning_1_21_25.mp3" length="75427320" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee/1e6ed5f7-3042-4fce-a7fe-0ad10c0747ee.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk the Ohio State National Championship and Jeff Logan calls in on this edition of The Morning Blitz! Plus we discuss contagious peeing, how Dry January can be super lonely, and the most inconsiderate people on the latest podcast.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk the Ohio State National Championship and Jeff Logan calls in on this edition of The Morning Blitz! Plus we discuss contagious peeing, how Dry January can be super lonely, and the most inconsiderate people on the latest podcast.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4715</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,championship,columbus,contagious,dry,inconsiderate,january,jeff,logan,morning,national,ohio,peeing,people,podcast,radio,show,state</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TikTok Is Alive &amp; Weird and Ads In Your Dreams | Morning Blitz 1-20-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tiktok-is-alive-weird-and-ads-in-your-dreams-morning-blitz-1-20-25--63764326</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />TikTok Is Alive And Weird<br />Ads In Your Dreams<br />The Godfather Part 4<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63764326</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 14:53:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63764326/blitz_morning_1_20_25.mp3" length="85055428" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18/e8f9c1ea-ebe8-4351-9458-341608b1ca18.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:

Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan
TikTok Is Alive And Weird
Ads In Your Dreams
The Godfather Part 4
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />TikTok Is Alive And Weird<br />Ads In Your Dreams<br />The Godfather Part 4<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5316</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4,ads,back,blitz,buckeye,columbus,dream,fame,godfather,hall,jeff,logan,morning,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,show,tiktok,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>FireAid Lineup and Red Dye #3 | Morning Blitz 1-17-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fireaid-lineup-and-red-dye-3-morning-blitz-1-17-25--63727073</link><description><![CDATA[Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Flying Drunk<br />FireAid Lineup<br />Texting In The Same Room<br />Red Dye #3<br />Who Was The Favorite Child?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63727073</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2025 14:45:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63727073/blitz_morning_1_17_25.mp3" length="145344786" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a/c0dc36d4-10f9-4996-a96d-747e46fb9e8a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Flying Drunk
FireAid Lineup
Texting In The Same Room
Red Dye #3
Who Was The Favorite Child?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready for another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Flying Drunk<br />FireAid Lineup<br />Texting In The Same Room<br />Red Dye #3<br />Who Was The Favorite Child?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4542</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3,aid,blitz,child,columbus,drunk,dye,favorite,fire,flying,in,morning,podcast,radio,red,room,same,show,text</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chicken Fries With A Side Of Weed and Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What? | Morning Blitz 1-16-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chicken-fries-with-a-side-of-weed-and-yu-ang-shi-you-ain-t-what-morning-blitz-1-16-25--63713887</link><description><![CDATA[Fatbergs<br />Chicken Fries And A Side Of Weed<br />Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What?<br />New Domed Stadium For The Browns<br />Massive Benefit Concert For Los Angeles<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63713887</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2025 14:31:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63713887/blitz_morning_1_16_25.mp3" length="76134089" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8/09b19dd4-e3d0-40eb-83ac-4ce090961bf8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fatbergs
Chicken Fries And A Side Of Weed
Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What?
New Domed Stadium For The Browns
Massive Benefit Concert For Los Angeles</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fatbergs<br />Chicken Fries And A Side Of Weed<br />Yu Ang Shi...You Ain't What?<br />New Domed Stadium For The Browns<br />Massive Benefit Concert For Los Angeles<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4759</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ang,angeles,benefit,blitz,browns,chicken,columbus,concert,domed,fatbergs,fries,los,morning,podcast,radio,shi,side,stadium,weed,yu</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drunk Voting and The Strangest Place You Fell Asleep | Morning Blitz 1-15-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-voting-and-the-strangest-place-you-fell-asleep-morning-blitz-1-15-25--63701675</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Drunk Voting<br />Strangest Place You Fell Asleep<br />What Concert Did You Walk Out Of Early?<br />Ozzy And Jessica Simpson Duet<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63701675</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 16:23:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63701675/blitz_morning_1_15_25.mp3" length="79377870" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89/b94c3d79-6cf2-4002-8af7-09899d811c89.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Drunk Voting
Strangest Place You Fell Asleep
What Concert Did You Walk Out Of Early?
Ozzy And Jessica Simpson Duet
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Drunk Voting<br />Strangest Place You Fell Asleep<br />What Concert Did You Walk Out Of Early?<br />Ozzy And Jessica Simpson Duet<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asleep,blitz,columbus,concert,drunk,duet,fell,jessica,morning,out,ozzy,place,podcast,radio,simpson,strangest,therapy,voting,walk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>From TikTok To RedNote and Top 20 Glam Metal Songs | Morning Blitz 1-14-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/from-tiktok-to-rednote-and-top-20-glam-metal-songs-morning-blitz-1-14-25--63687341</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />From TikTok To RedNote<br />Top 20 Glam Metal Songs Of All Time<br />Mel Gibson's Chickens Survive Fire<br />Normal Or Nope<br />20% Of Gen Z Cannot Replace A Light Bulb<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63687341</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2025 15:04:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63687341/blitz_morning_1_14_25.mp3" length="80930171" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5/0013777e-efdc-46ca-94ad-44a2cee925d5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

From TikTok To RedNote
Top 20 Glam Metal Songs Of All Time
Mel Gibson's Chickens Survive Fire
Normal Or Nope
20% Of Gen Z Cannot Replace A Light Bulb</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />From TikTok To RedNote<br />Top 20 Glam Metal Songs Of All Time<br />Mel Gibson's Chickens Survive Fire<br />Normal Or Nope<br />20% Of Gen Z Cannot Replace A Light Bulb<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5059</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>20,blitz,chicken,columbus,fire,gen,gibson,glam,lightbulb,mel,metal,morning,podcast,radio,rednote,show,survive,tiktok,top,z</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies | Morning Blitz 1-13-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-cali-fire-blame-game-and-conspiracies-morning-blitz-1-13-25--63676091</link><description><![CDATA[The morning Blitz is back at it again! Topics of discussion for today's podcast:<br /><br />Tyler Henry Predicted Specific House Fire In Cali<br />The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies<br />One Third Of Vegs Cheat And Eat Meat<br />Remove Your Ribs To Look Thin<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63676091</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2025 15:50:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63676091/blitz_morning_1_13_25.mp3" length="72522504" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b/9709c539-881c-427b-b972-89b5bc90709b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The morning Blitz is back at it again! Topics of discussion for today's podcast:

Tyler Henry Predicted Specific House Fire In Cali
The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies
One Third Of Vegs Cheat And Eat Meat
Remove Your Ribs To Look Thin
Blitz Rock...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The morning Blitz is back at it again! Topics of discussion for today's podcast:<br /><br />Tyler Henry Predicted Specific House Fire In Cali<br />The Cali Fire Blame Game And Conspiracies<br />One Third Of Vegs Cheat And Eat Meat<br />Remove Your Ribs To Look Thin<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4533</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blame,blitz,california,cheat,columbus,conspiracy,fire,game,henry,house,meat,morning,podcast,predicted,remove,rib,thin,tyler,vegan,vegetarian</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pooping Thief and How Long Should Sex Last? | Morning Blitz  1-10-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pooping-thief-and-how-long-should-sex-last-morning-blitz-1-10-25--63637991</link><description><![CDATA[It's the Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Pooping Thief<br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />Social Media Anger<br />Favorite Song When You Were 10<br />How Long Should Sex Last?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63637991</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2025 15:22:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63637991/blitz_morning_1_10_25.mp3" length="95927800" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b/7807945a-1b7c-4c7c-af08-2452dc13d21b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Pooping Thief
Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan
Social Media Anger
Favorite Song When You Were 10
How Long Should Sex Last?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Pooping Thief<br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />Social Media Anger<br />Favorite Song When You Were 10<br />How Long Should Sex Last?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10,anger,blitz,buckeye,favorite,how,jeff,last,legend,logan,long,media,morning,podcast,pooping,sex,should,social,song,theirf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Pfizer Boob Job and Life Stats After Death | Morning Blitz 1-9-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-pfizer-boob-job-and-life-stats-after-death-morning-blitz-1-9-25--63626504</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />The Pfizer Boob Job<br />Life Stats After Death<br />Don't Die Documentary<br />What Did You Find In The Walls?<br />Pretty Pickles song<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63626504</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 16:11:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63626504/blitz_morning_1_9_25.mp3" length="87167376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf/72b43f79-34f8-40d5-a218-5e173b9148cf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:

The Pfizer Boob Job
Life Stats After Death
Don't Die Documentary
What Did You Find In The Walls?
Pretty Pickles song</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />The Pfizer Boob Job<br />Life Stats After Death<br />Don't Die Documentary<br />What Did You Find In The Walls?<br />Pretty Pickles song<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5448</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>after,blitz,boob,columbus,death,die,documentary,don't,find,job,life,morning,pfizer,pickles,pretty,radio,show,song,stats,walls</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eating Christmas Trees and Flirting To Get Out of a DUI | Morning Blitz 1-8-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eating-christmas-trees-and-flirting-to-get-out-of-a-dui-morning-blitz-1-8-25--63613090</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Tattooing a 9 Year Old<br />Big Boobs in Mentor, Ohio<br />Eating Christmas Trees<br />Flirting To Get Out of a DUI<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63613090</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 14:39:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63613090/blitz_morning_1_8_25.mp3" length="85545276" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7/66132fa3-7cd5-4c7a-b3c7-3b199d6fcfd7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:

Tattooing a 9 Year Old
Big Boobs in Mentor, Ohio
Eating Christmas Trees
Flirting To Get Out of a DUI
Blitz Therapy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Tattooing a 9 Year Old<br />Big Boobs in Mentor, Ohio<br />Eating Christmas Trees<br />Flirting To Get Out of a DUI<br />Blitz Therapy<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5347</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>9,big,blitz,boobs,christmas,columbus,dui,eating,flirting,kid,morning,ohio,podcast,radio,show,tattoo,tattooing,therapy,trees</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Year's Resolutions For Your SO and Traffic Congestion Tax | Morning Blitz 1-7-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-year-s-resolutions-for-your-so-and-traffic-congestion-tax-morning-blitz-1-7-25--63601204</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Thoughts That Keep Kelly Awake At Night<br />What Resolution Would You Like Your Significant Other To Make<br />Iron Maiden Does Queen<br />Traffic Congestion Tax<br />Normal Or Nope<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63601204</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 14:50:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63601204/blitz_morning_1_7_25.mp3" length="74260378" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772/058ed493-4f4f-40b4-9593-032fe6117772.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Thoughts That Keep Kelly Awake At Night
What Resolution Would You Like Your Significant Other To Make
Iron Maiden Does Queen
Traffic Congestion Tax
Normal Or Nope</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Thoughts That Keep Kelly Awake At Night<br />What Resolution Would You Like Your Significant Other To Make<br />Iron Maiden Does Queen<br />Traffic Congestion Tax<br />Normal Or Nope<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4642</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awake,blitz,columbus,congestion,iron,keep,maiden,morning,nope,normal,other,queen,radio,resolution,show,significant,tax,thought,traffic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cold Weather Myths and Negative Shoutouts | Morning Blitz 1-6-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-weather-myths-and-negative-shoutouts-morning-blitz-1-6-25--63591038</link><description><![CDATA[The weather might be frightful but The Morning Blitz is here to keep you entertained while you work from home. Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Cold Weather Myths<br />Negative Shoutouts<br />Cannabis Cafes<br />Divorce Day<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63591038</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 15:32:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63591038/blitz_morning_1_6_25.mp3" length="69405364" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd/fe23d5b8-5a89-4299-8f07-3f21749d62dd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The weather might be frightful but The Morning Blitz is here to keep you entertained while you work from home. Topics of discussion today:

Cold Weather Myths
Negative Shoutouts
Cannabis Cafes
Divorce Day
Blitz Rock Rundown</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The weather might be frightful but The Morning Blitz is here to keep you entertained while you work from home. Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Cold Weather Myths<br />Negative Shoutouts<br />Cannabis Cafes<br />Divorce Day<br />Blitz Rock Rundown<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4338</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,cafe,cannabis,cold,columbus,divorce,morning,myths,negative,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,shoutouts,show,talk,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Carnivorous Squirrels and Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS | Morning Blitz 1-3-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/carnivorous-squirrels-and-rock-n-roll-hall-of-fame-bs-morning-blitz-1-3-25--63558925</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Custom Funko Pop<br />Sex Toy Ban At Target And Walmart<br />Carnivorous Squirrels<br />Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS<br />Kenya Dodges Space Junk<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63558925</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2025 15:19:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63558925/blitz_morning_1_3_25.mp3" length="84486585" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3/3919d9bc-dc87-4de4-91cf-d348a466b5d3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:

Custom Funko Pop
Sex Toy Ban At Target And Walmart
Carnivorous Squirrels
Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS
Kenya Dodges Space Junk</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />Custom Funko Pop<br />Sex Toy Ban At Target And Walmart<br />Carnivorous Squirrels<br />Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame BS<br />Kenya Dodges Space Junk<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5281</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ban,blitz,custom,dodges,fame,funko,hall,junk,kenya,morning,pop,pordcast,rock,roll,sex,space,squirrels,target,toy,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game and Holiday Wins And Fails | Morning Blitz 1-2-25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/snoop-dogg-s-bowl-game-and-holiday-wins-and-fails-morning-blitz-1-2-25--63545535</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is back for the New Year! Topics of discussion this time:<br /><br />Buckeyes Roll Over Oregon<br />Funky New Year Song<br />Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game<br />Holiday Wins And Fails<br />Pandemic Memento<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63545535</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2025 14:40:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63545535/blitz_morning_1_2_25.mp3" length="86670422" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d/84c4ad40-8057-49ea-baae-4c5b6c6ce09d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz is back for the New Year! Topics of discussion this time:

Buckeyes Roll Over Oregon
Funky New Year Song
Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game
Holiday Wins And Fails
Pandemic Memento</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is back for the New Year! Topics of discussion this time:<br /><br />Buckeyes Roll Over Oregon<br />Funky New Year Song<br />Snoop Dogg's Bowl Game<br />Holiday Wins And Fails<br />Pandemic Memento<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5417</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,bowl,buckeyes,columbus,dogg,fails,holiday,memento,morning,music,new,oregon,pandemic,podcast,radio,show,snoop,song,wins,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Greatest Christmas Movie Villains and Santa's Political Affiliation | Morning Blitz 12-20-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/greatest-christmas-movie-villains-and-santa-s-political-affiliation-morning-blitz-12-20-24--63417617</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics for discussion this time:<br /><br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan joins us<br />Greatest Christmas Movie Villains<br />Ohio Deer Poacher<br />Santa's Political Affiliation<br />4 Year Old Improv<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63417617</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:34:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63417617/blitz_morning_12_20_24.mp3" length="78809864" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7/24e33520-8f7b-4640-a641-a730ed208df7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics for discussion this time:

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan joins us
Greatest Christmas Movie Villains
Ohio Deer Poacher
Santa's Political Affiliation
4 Year Old Improv</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics for discussion this time:<br /><br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan joins us<br />Greatest Christmas Movie Villains<br />Ohio Deer Poacher<br />Santa's Political Affiliation<br />4 Year Old Improv<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4926</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4,affiliation,buckeye,christmas,columbus,deer,greatest,improv,jeff,legend,logan,morning,movie,ohio,poacher,political,radio,santa,villains,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>323</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drones For Christmas and Most Overrated Things In 2024 | Morning Blitz 12-19-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drones-for-christmas-and-most-overrated-things-in-2024-morning-blitz-12-19-24--63393366</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Two Of The Worst Christmas Songs Ever<br />Signature Drink At Your Funeral<br />Drones For Christmas<br />Don't Use Butt Wipes<br />Most Overrated Things In 2024<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63393366</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 14:39:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63393366/blitz_morning_12_19_24.mp3" length="76378177" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c/8b3b3188-4326-4038-8b0e-fffa5cd0da4c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:

Two Of The Worst Christmas Songs Ever
Signature Drink At Your Funeral
Drones For Christmas
Don't Use Butt Wipes
Most Overrated Things In 2024</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Check out the latest Morning Blitz podcast! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Two Of The Worst Christmas Songs Ever<br />Signature Drink At Your Funeral<br />Drones For Christmas<br />Don't Use Butt Wipes<br />Most Overrated Things In 2024<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4774</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,blitz,butt,christmas,columbus,drink,drones,for,funeral,morning,overrated,podcast,radio,songs,things,wimpes,worst,your</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>322</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adults On The Naughty List and Taint Scabies | Morning Blitz 12-18-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adults-on-the-naughty-list-and-taint-scabies-morning-blitz-12-18-24--63374563</link><description><![CDATA[Keepin' it classy on The Morning Blitz while we talk adults on the naughty list and taint scabies. Plus Kelly's illegal dumping, Luigi Mangione drama, and some Blitz Therapy on the latest podcast!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63374563</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 14:45:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63374563/blitz_morning_12_18_24.mp3" length="75106745" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07/4b945281-574d-4361-8ff1-a1694399cc07.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Keepin' it classy on The Morning Blitz while we talk adults on the naughty list and taint scabies. Plus Kelly's illegal dumping, Luigi Mangione drama, and some Blitz Therapy on the latest podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Keepin' it classy on The Morning Blitz while we talk adults on the naughty list and taint scabies. Plus Kelly's illegal dumping, Luigi Mangione drama, and some Blitz Therapy on the latest podcast!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4695</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adults,blitz,columbus,drama,dumping,illegal,kelly,list,mangione,morning,naughty,podcast,radio,scabies luigi,show,taint,the,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>321</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rock Band Tattoos and Bleeped Christmas Carols | Morning Blitz 12-17-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rock-band-tattoos-and-bleeped-christmas-carols-morning-blitz-12-17-24--63353698</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:<br /><br />Rock Band Tattoos<br />Bleeped Christmas Carols<br />A Bar In A Funeral Home?<br />Normal Or Nope<br />First Time Ever In 2024<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63353698</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 14:43:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63353698/blitz_morning_12_17_24.mp3" length="75916750" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff/cccf84c5-2e1c-40c3-bc47-919fb4b2daff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:

Rock Band Tattoos
Bleeped Christmas Carols
A Bar In A Funeral Home?
Normal Or Nope
First Time Ever In 2024</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz podcast! Topics discussed:<br /><br />Rock Band Tattoos<br />Bleeped Christmas Carols<br />A Bar In A Funeral Home?<br />Normal Or Nope<br />First Time Ever In 2024<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4745</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,band,bar,blitz,carols,christmas,columbus,first,funeral,home,morning,nope,normal,podcast,radio,rock,show,tattoo,time</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>320</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toughest Woman On Television and Wrapped Gifts From Santa | Morning Blitz 12-16-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toughest-woman-on-television-and-wrapped-gifts-from-santa-morning-blitz-12-16-24--63339015</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz discusses the toughest woman on television and wrapped gifts from santa on the latest podcast. Other topics discussed: weight loss drugs for Christmas, Travis Kelce's gifts, and ano9ther Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63339015</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 14:44:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63339015/blitz_morning_12_16_24.mp3" length="74720551" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838/91f5d72a-b0c1-49a6-ba37-6258cb4bf838.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz discusses the toughest woman on television and wrapped gifts from santa on the latest podcast. Other topics discussed: weight loss drugs for Christmas, Travis Kelce's gifts, and ano9ther Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz discusses the toughest woman on television and wrapped gifts from santa on the latest podcast. Other topics discussed: weight loss drugs for Christmas, Travis Kelce's gifts, and ano9ther Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4670</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,christmas,columbus,drugs,gifts,kelce,loss,morning,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,santa,show,television,toughest,travis,weight,woman,wrapped</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>319</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>UFOs On The West Coast and Crashing Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz 12-13-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ufos-on-the-west-coast-and-crashing-christmas-parties-morning-blitz-12-13-24--63302351</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the most dangerous toy ever on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus sex on a COTA bus, a Christmas moral dilemma, UFOs on the west coast, crashing Christmas parties!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63302351</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 14:37:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63302351/blitz_morning_12_13_24.mp3" length="77609485" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9/db9cb148-8af3-485d-8092-7a1a2fcbd2b9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the most dangerous toy ever on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus sex on a COTA bus, a Christmas moral dilemma, UFOs on the west coast, crashing Christmas parties!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the most dangerous toy ever on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus sex on a COTA bus, a Christmas moral dilemma, UFOs on the west coast, crashing Christmas parties!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,bus,christmas,coast,columbus,cota,crashing,dangerous,dilemma,moral,morning,parties,podcast,radio,sex,toy,ufos,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>318</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Overrated Christmas Traditions and Pornhub's End Of Year Survey | Morning Blitz 12-12-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/overrated-christmas-traditions-and-pornhub-s-end-of-year-survey-morning-blitz-12-12-24--63286984</link><description><![CDATA[Another edition of The Morning Blitz for ya! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />New Jersey Drones From Iran?<br />Moo To Help You Poo<br />Pornhub End Of Year Survey<br />"Luigi, it's me, Mario!"<br />Overrated Christmas Traditions<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63286984</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2024 17:14:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63286984/blitz_morning_12_12_24.mp3" length="79384976" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7/414d17bc-2dee-4cb4-ab2d-5d22f7ef91e7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another edition of The Morning Blitz for ya! Topics of discussion:

New Jersey Drones From Iran?
Moo To Help You Poo
Pornhub End Of Year Survey
"Luigi, it's me, Mario!"
Overrated Christmas Traditions</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another edition of The Morning Blitz for ya! Topics of discussion:<br /><br />New Jersey Drones From Iran?<br />Moo To Help You Poo<br />Pornhub End Of Year Survey<br />"Luigi, it's me, Mario!"<br />Overrated Christmas Traditions<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,christmas,columbus,drones,end,help,jersey,luigi,mario,me,morning,new,overrated,podcast,poo,pornhub,show,survey,traditions,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>317</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Footlong Oreo Cookies and A.I. Picked Out My Gift | Morning Blitz 12-11-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/footlong-oreo-cookies-and-a-i-picked-out-my-gift-morning-blitz-12-11-24--63267645</link><description><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Footlong Oreo Cookies<br />Hooking Up In Your Childhood Bed<br />Dispatch Article About Buckeye Fans<br />Blitz Therapy<br />A.I. Picked Out My Gift<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63267645</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 15:13:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63267645/blitz_morning_12_11_24.mp3" length="77602380" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af/67333197-1452-4dba-9ee6-50073cc1e3af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:

Footlong Oreo Cookies
Hooking Up In Your Childhood Bed
Dispatch Article About Buckeye Fans
Blitz Therapy
A.I. Picked Out My Gift</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another edition of The Morning Blitz! Topics of discussion today:<br /><br />Footlong Oreo Cookies<br />Hooking Up In Your Childhood Bed<br />Dispatch Article About Buckeye Fans<br />Blitz Therapy<br />A.I. Picked Out My Gift<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,bed,blitz,buckeye,childhood,christmas,columbus,fans,footlong,gift,giving,hooking,morning,oreo,podcast,radio,show,therapy,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>316</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Protecting Your Queen and Korn Covers Milkshake | Morning Blitz 12-10-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/protecting-your-queen-and-korn-covers-milkshake-morning-blitz-12-10-24--63253524</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss protecting your queen on the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! Plus check out Korn covering Milkshake, the most iconic movie props, and getting dumped for the opposite sex.All this on more on the latest episode! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63253524</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 14:31:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63253524/blitz_morning_12_10_24.mp3" length="75665975" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8/70adac63-b623-443f-a7ff-62e1928360b8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss protecting your queen on the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! Plus check out Korn covering Milkshake, the most iconic movie props, and getting dumped for the opposite sex.All this on more on the latest episode! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss protecting your queen on the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! Plus check out Korn covering Milkshake, the most iconic movie props, and getting dumped for the opposite sex.All this on more on the latest episode! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4730</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,columbus,cover,dumped,iconic,korn,milkshake,morning,movie,nope,normal,opposite,podcast,prop,protecting,queen,radio,sex,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>315</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Jersey Drones and Kelly's Christmas Light Battle | Morning Blitz 12-9-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-jersey-drones-and-kelly-s-christmas-light-battle-morning-blitz-12-9-24--63239564</link><description><![CDATA[Kellyregales us with her Christmas light battle on the latest Morning Bltiz Podcast. Plus we discuss the New Jersey drones, the Netflix movie Hot Frosty, self gifting during the holidays and Tess swings by for a Blitz Rock Rundown update!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63239564</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2024 14:51:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63239564/blitz_morning_12_9_24.mp3" length="71168316" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b/ed215676-ead9-499e-829a-10d6978d653b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kellyregales us with her Christmas light battle on the latest Morning Bltiz Podcast. Plus we discuss the New Jersey drones, the Netflix movie Hot Frosty, self gifting during the holidays and Tess swings by for a Blitz Rock Rundown update!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kellyregales us with her Christmas light battle on the latest Morning Bltiz Podcast. Plus we discuss the New Jersey drones, the Netflix movie Hot Frosty, self gifting during the holidays and Tess swings by for a Blitz Rock Rundown update!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4448</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>battle,blitz,christmas,columbus,drones,frosty,gifting,hot,jersey,kelly,light,morning,new,ohio,podcast,radio,rock,rundown,self,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>314</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Movie Theater Drama and Fast Food First Dates | Morning Blitz 12-5-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/movie-theater-drama-and-fast-food-first-dates-morning-blitz-12-5-24--63167652</link><description><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics this time around:<br /><br />Washing The Christmas Tree<br />The Merry Gentlemen<br />Movie Theater Drama<br />Fast Food First Date<br />Krampus Is Back<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63167652</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 15:11:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63167652/blitz_morning_12_5_24.mp3" length="70128852" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db/de1efa84-f9f4-4357-803f-cd766b8fc3db.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics this time around:

Washing The Christmas Tree
The Merry Gentlemen
Movie Theater Drama
Fast Food First Date
Krampus Is Back</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's another episode of The Morning Blitz! Topics this time around:<br /><br />Washing The Christmas Tree<br />The Merry Gentlemen<br />Movie Theater Drama<br />Fast Food First Date<br />Krampus Is Back<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4383</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,christmas,columbus,date,drama,fast,first,food,gentlemen,krampus,merry,morning,movie,ohio,podcast,radio,show,theater,tree,washing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>313</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brain Rot and Company Christmas Parties | Morning Blitz  12-4-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brain-rot-and-company-christmas-parties-morning-blitz-12-4-24--63143850</link><description><![CDATA[We're talking brain rot on The Morning Blitz! Plus company Christmas parties, Thick: The Christmas Tree Hunter, and the Mattel Wicked lawsuit. All this and more on the latest episode!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63143850</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63143850/blitz_morning_12_4_24.mp3" length="73663950" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189/58a60518-74a6-4c8a-9316-35cacadbf189.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're talking brain rot on The Morning Blitz! Plus company Christmas parties, Thick: The Christmas Tree Hunter, and the Mattel Wicked lawsuit. All this and more on the latest episode!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're talking brain rot on The Morning Blitz! Plus company Christmas parties, Thick: The Christmas Tree Hunter, and the Mattel Wicked lawsuit. All this and more on the latest episode!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4604</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,brain,cancel,christmas,columbus,company,hunter,lawsuit,mattel,morning,new,party,podcast,radio,rot,show,sick,tree,wicked,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>312</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ronnie Radke Twitch Rant and KFC Wrapping Paper | Morning Blitz 12-3-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ronnie-radke-twitch-rant-and-kfc-wrapping-paper-morning-blitz-12-3-24--63128092</link><description><![CDATA[Ronnie Radke went nuts on Twitch last month. Plus we discuss cart cops, KFC wrapping paper, and another edition of Normal or Nope on this episode of The Morning Blitz!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63128092</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 14:51:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63128092/blitz_morning_12_3_24.mp3" length="74375735" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167/cb0c1463-77a3-4b4f-bf51-143e3a25c167.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ronnie Radke went nuts on Twitch last month. Plus we discuss cart cops, KFC wrapping paper, and another edition of Normal or Nope on this episode of The Morning Blitz!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ronnie Radke went nuts on Twitch last month. Plus we discuss cart cops, KFC wrapping paper, and another edition of Normal or Nope on this episode of The Morning Blitz!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4649</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ashes,blitz,cart,columbus,cops,kfc,morning,nope,normal,nuts,paper,podcast,radio,radke,rant,ronnie,show,twitch,wrapping</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>311</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>OSU vs Michigan Drama and Cyber Monday | Morning Blitz 12-2-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/osu-vs-michigan-drama-and-cyber-monday-morning-blitz-12-2-24--63106657</link><description><![CDATA[A little Ohio State vs Michigan fallout drama from over the weekend to discuss. Plus we talk about doctors saying it's fine to pee in the shower, police with guns drawn in your neighborhood, and Cyber Monday deals. All this and more on The Morning Blitz!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63106657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2024 15:15:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63106657/blitz_morning_12_2_24.mp3" length="75880806" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f/c5ac7ba3-08df-4370-9b79-faba87a0730f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A little Ohio State vs Michigan fallout drama from over the weekend to discuss. Plus we talk about doctors saying it's fine to pee in the shower, police with guns drawn in your neighborhood, and Cyber Monday deals. All this and more on The Morning Blitz!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A little Ohio State vs Michigan fallout drama from over the weekend to discuss. Plus we talk about doctors saying it's fine to pee in the shower, police with guns drawn in your neighborhood, and Cyber Monday deals. All this and more on The Morning Blitz!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4743</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,columbus,cyber,doctor,drama,guns,michigan,monday,morning,ohio,osu,pee,podcast,police,radio,show,shower,state</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>310</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Murder Mystery Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving Family Policy | The Morning Blitz 11-27-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/murder-mystery-thanksgiving-and-thanksgiving-family-policy-the-morning-blitz-11-27-24--63030918</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />Murder Mystery Thanksgiving<br />Cell Phone Addiction<br />Heavy Metal Firefighter<br />Thanksgiving Family Policy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63030918</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2024 14:39:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63030918/blitz_morning_11_27_24.mp3" length="83164163" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0/ee8d769f-f3e6-4ae4-beb5-6beb7db6bfb0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: 

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan
Murder Mystery Thanksgiving
Cell Phone Addiction
Heavy Metal Firefighter
Thanksgiving Family Policy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan<br />Murder Mystery Thanksgiving<br />Cell Phone Addiction<br />Heavy Metal Firefighter<br />Thanksgiving Family Policy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5198</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>309</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words | The Morning Blitz 11-26-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ruin-thanksgiving-in-4-words-the-morning-blitz-11-26-24--63014882</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words<br />Marijuana Driving Laws<br />Danksgiving<br />Siberian Weasel<br />Normal Or Nope]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63014882</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 15:29:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63014882/blitz_morning_11_26_24.mp3" length="73353407" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7/cebe088f-dda7-4d0c-b08c-a0383b25ddb7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: 

Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words
Marijuana Driving Laws
Danksgiving
Siberian Weasel
Normal Or Nope</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words<br />Marijuana Driving Laws<br />Danksgiving<br />Siberian Weasel<br />Normal Or Nope]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4585</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>308</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why? | The Morning Blitz 11-25-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-hates-thanksgiving-and-why-the-morning-blitz-11-25-24--63002991</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Ohio State vs Indiana Drama<br />Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why?<br />First Baby Born On Mars<br />White Castle Stuffing<br />Rock Stars' Kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63002991</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:01:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63002991/blitz_morning_11_23_24.mp3" length="69775676" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1/05ef35d8-1554-4a73-ad05-37961df0f0a1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: 

Ohio State vs Indiana Drama
Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why?
First Baby Born On Mars
White Castle Stuffing
Rock Stars' Kids</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the following topics on The Morning Blitz podcast: <br /><br />Ohio State vs Indiana Drama<br />Who Hates Thanksgiving And Why?<br />First Baby Born On Mars<br />White Castle Stuffing<br />Rock Stars' Kids]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4361</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>307</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Music Friday and Possible Christmas Tree Shortage | Morning Blitz 11-22-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-music-friday-and-possible-christmas-tree-shortage-morning-blitz-11-22-24--62967312</link><description><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend Jeff Logan talks to The Morning Blitz before the OSU vs Indiana game, new Marilyn Manson and Three Days Grace music is out, plus A.I. Jesus, a Christmas tree shortage, and scary air travel. All this on the latest podcast!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62967312</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 15:04:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62967312/blitz_morning_11_22_24.mp3" length="79664590" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1/16e77546-257c-4603-8f67-0b087b83e0b1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend Jeff Logan talks to The Morning Blitz before the OSU vs Indiana game, new Marilyn Manson and Three Days Grace music is out, plus A.I. Jesus, a Christmas tree shortage, and scary air travel. All this on the latest podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend Jeff Logan talks to The Morning Blitz before the OSU vs Indiana game, new Marilyn Manson and Three Days Grace music is out, plus A.I. Jesus, a Christmas tree shortage, and scary air travel. All this on the latest podcast!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4979</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,blitz,buckeye,christmas,columbus,days,grace,jesus,manson,marilyn,morning,music,new,podcast,radio,shortage,show,three,travel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>306</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thanksgiving Drama and A.I. Santa Claus | Morning Blitz  11-21-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thanksgiving-drama-and-a-i-santa-claus-morning-blitz-11-21-24--62955451</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! We delve into Thanksgiving drama, how a reindeer finds a mate, AI Santa Claus, Glicked (Gladiator II and Wicked). Then we aks the question: how do you wipe with those long fingernails? All this and more on the latest show!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62955451</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2024 14:48:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62955451/blitz_morning_11_21_24.mp3" length="72896577" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c/689e5173-a290-4b09-97dc-78465d831d8c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Check out the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! We delve into Thanksgiving drama, how a reindeer finds a mate, AI Santa Claus, Glicked (Gladiator II and Wicked). Then we aks the question: how do you wipe with those long fingernails? All this and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Check out the latest podcast for The Morning Blitz! We delve into Thanksgiving drama, how a reindeer finds a mate, AI Santa Claus, Glicked (Gladiator II and Wicked). Then we aks the question: how do you wipe with those long fingernails? All this and more on the latest show!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4556</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,a.i.,blitz,claus,columbus,drama how,fingernails,gladiator,glicked,long,mate,morning,podcast,radio,reindeer,santa,show,thanksgiving,wicked,wipe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>305</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crazy Drive Thru Stories and Super Weed | Morning Blitz 11-20-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crazy-drive-thru-stories-and-super-weed-morning-blitz-11-20-24--62875620</link><description><![CDATA[Blitz Nation told us about their crazy stories from the drive thru. Then we discuss dank super weed, bringing back extinct animals, Lamar Odom's sex doll, plus another edition of Blitz Therapy! All this and more on the last Morning Blitz podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62875620</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 14:57:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62875620/blitz_morning_11_20_24.mp3" length="70286004" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228/79036c18-71b5-4c12-ae53-369b5c103228.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Blitz Nation told us about their crazy stories from the drive thru. Then we discuss dank super weed, bringing back extinct animals, Lamar Odom's sex doll, plus another edition of Blitz Therapy! All this and more on the last Morning Blitz podcast.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Blitz Nation told us about their crazy stories from the drive thru. Then we discuss dank super weed, bringing back extinct animals, Lamar Odom's sex doll, plus another edition of Blitz Therapy! All this and more on the last Morning Blitz podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4393</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,columbus,crazy,dall,drive,extinct,lamar,morning,odom's,ohio,radio,sex,show,stories,super,therapy,thru,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>304</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Did You Get Expelled and Pickleball Drama | Morning Blitz 11-19-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-did-you-get-expelled-and-pickleball-drama-morning-blitz-11-19-24--62814829</link><description><![CDATA[How did you get expelled in school? Could it have been pickleball drama? Probably not. We also find out it's World Toilet Day plus another edition of Normal Or Nope on the Latest Morning Blitz podcast.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62814829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 15:09:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62814829/blitz_morning_11_19_24.mp3" length="75138510" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22/9ddc364f-0402-4c31-b844-f1ad343e0e22.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How did you get expelled in school? 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We also find out it's World Toilet Day plus another edition of Normal Or Nope on the Latest Morning Blitz podcast.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4697</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artists,blitz,columbus,drama,expelled,local,million,morning,music,nope,normal,ohio,pickleball,radio,show,toilet,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>303</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Near UFO Crash and Should Kids Be Held Back In School | Morning Blitz 11-18-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/near-ufo-crash-and-should-kids-be-held-back-in-school-morning-blitz-11-18-24--62788243</link><description><![CDATA[Lots to discuss on The Morning Bliz today: The Pentagon reported that a UFO almost crashed into a jet, Tess joins us for The Blitz Rock Rundown, then we talk about the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul mess, and finally, should kids be held back in school? 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All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lots to discuss on The Morning Bliz today: The Pentagon reported that a UFO almost crashed into a jet, Tess joins us for The Blitz Rock Rundown, then we talk about the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul mess, and finally, should kids be held back in school? All this and more on the latest podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4641</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>back,blitz,columbus,crash,held,kids,morning,ohio,paul,pentagon,podcast,radio,rock,school,show,tyson,ufo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>302</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame and YouTube Fixes Everything | Morning Blitz 11-15-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/poor-kids-toy-hall-of-fame-and-youtube-fixes-everything-morning-blitz-11-15-24--62754941</link><description><![CDATA[It's an other episode of The Morning Blitz! Buckeye Hall Of Fame Legend Jeff Logan joins us to discuss the OSU game vs. Northwestern. We also delve into the 'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame, an A.I. 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Buckeye Hall Of Fame Legend Jeff Logan joins us to discuss the OSU game vs. Northwestern. We also delve into the 'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame, an A.I. Grandmother Bot, the new Linkin Park song, and the fact...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's an other episode of The Morning Blitz! Buckeye Hall Of Fame Legend Jeff Logan joins us to discuss the OSU game vs. Northwestern. We also delve into the 'Poor Kids' Toy Hall Of Fame, an A.I. 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We also discuss how to negotiate a threesome and who gets the engagement ring after a split. Could those last 2 be related, who's to say? 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All this and more on the latest podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4758</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arnold,blitz,breakup,cabinets,columbus,engagement,fridge,impression,morning,negotiate,podcast,radio,ring,show,threesome,women,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>300</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 11-13-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-to-survive-falling-off-a-skyscraper-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-11-13-24--62722624</link><description><![CDATA[We delve into useful tips like how to survive falling off a skyscraper and Blitz Therapy. Plus, Thick missed out on City Center, the monkeys are free, and Russia's new soldiers are now porn addicts. All this and more on the latest episode!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62722624</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2024 16:31:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62722624/blitz_morning_11_13_24.mp3" length="71485965" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914/49dfb513-dc95-401d-a05c-97c98283b914.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We delve into useful tips like how to survive falling off a skyscraper and Blitz Therapy. Plus, Thick missed out on City Center, the monkeys are free, and Russia's new soldiers are now porn addicts. All this and more on the latest episode!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We delve into useful tips like how to survive falling off a skyscraper and Blitz Therapy. Plus, Thick missed out on City Center, the monkeys are free, and Russia's new soldiers are now porn addicts. All this and more on the latest episode!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4468</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,blitz,center,city,columbus,fall,mall,monkey,morning,nostalgia,ohio,podcast,porn,radio,russia,show,skyscraper,soldier,survive,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>299</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or Nope and How Did You Cheat Death? | Morning Blitz 11-12-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-nope-and-how-did-you-cheat-death-morning-blitz-11-12-24--62706146</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz wants to know how did you cheat death? We also discuss side dish frenzy and Normal or Nope on the latest podcast!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62706146</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 15:05:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62706146/blitz_morning_11_12_24.mp3" length="76368982" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62/7ee1c7be-ba1d-470f-98c1-f346dd9f1e62.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz wants to know how did you cheat death? We also discuss side dish frenzy and Normal or Nope on the latest podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz wants to know how did you cheat death? We also discuss side dish frenzy and Normal or Nope on the latest podcast!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4773</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,cheat,columbus,death,destination,dish,experience,final,floyd,morning,near,nope,normal,oz,pink,podcast,radio,show,side,thanksgiving</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>298</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Swoop And Squat Scam and How Did You Win The Genetic Lottery? | Morning Blitz 11-11-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/swoop-and-squat-scam-and-how-did-you-win-the-genetic-lottery-morning-blitz-11-11-24--62691983</link><description><![CDATA[Kick off National Metal Day with the latest Morning Blitz podcast! We discuss the new Swoop and Squat scam, Tess joins us for her Blitz Rock Rundown, and Stix from Steel Panther calls in to chat before their show at The Bluestone on Dec. 7 - part of The Blitzmas Concert Series!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62691983</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 15:25:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62691983/blitz_morning_11_11_24.mp3" length="74476881" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d/3cda9780-ca7d-49de-b103-17dd1242118d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kick off National Metal Day with the latest Morning Blitz podcast! We discuss the new Swoop and Squat scam, Tess joins us for her Blitz Rock Rundown, and Stix from Steel Panther calls in to chat before their show at The Bluestone on Dec. 7 - part of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kick off National Metal Day with the latest Morning Blitz podcast! We discuss the new Swoop and Squat scam, Tess joins us for her Blitz Rock Rundown, and Stix from Steel Panther calls in to chat before their show at The Bluestone on Dec. 7 - part of The Blitzmas Concert Series!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4655</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band,blitz,columbus,genetic,interview,lottery,morning,music,ohio,panther,podcast,radio,rundown,scam,squat,steel,stix,swoop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>297</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Using ChatGPT To Win Fights and The AOL Voice Guy Died | Morning Blitz 11-8-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/using-chatgpt-to-win-fights-and-the-aol-voice-guy-died-morning-blitz-11-8-24--62666513</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is joined by Buckeye Legend, Jeff Logan to talk OSU football on today's episode. In other news, the AOL voice guy died, people are using ChatGPT to win fights, and we ask the question Would You Rather?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62666513</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2024 15:02:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62666513/blitz_morning_11_8_24.mp3" length="79112884" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f/a5200dc0-06d0-481e-b421-6ae56f79608f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz is joined by Buckeye Legend, Jeff Logan to talk OSU football on today's episode. In other news, the AOL voice guy died, people are using ChatGPT to win fights, and we ask the question Would You Rather?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz is joined by Buckeye Legend, Jeff Logan to talk OSU football on today's episode. In other news, the AOL voice guy died, people are using ChatGPT to win fights, and we ask the question Would You Rather?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4945</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4b,ai,aol,blitz,buckeyes,chatgpt,columbus,die,fight,local,morning,movement,osu,podcast,radio,trump,voice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>296</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Air Fryer Is Watching You and The Reason Your Brain Loves Live Rock Concerts | Morning Blitz 11-7-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-air-fryer-is-watching-you-and-the-reason-your-brain-loves-live-rock-concerts-morning-blitz-11-7-24--62653505</link><description><![CDATA[Topics on the latest Morning Blitz podcast: Your air fryer is watching you, the reason your brain loves a live rock concert, and what were you bullied out of doing?<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62653505</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Nov 2024 15:02:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62653505/blitz_morning_11_7_24.mp3" length="77774579" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8/7f9c2e35-b68e-487e-9005-a8af36c5f6f8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Topics on the latest Morning Blitz podcast: Your air fryer is watching you, the reason your brain loves a live rock concert, and what were you bullied out of doing?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Topics on the latest Morning Blitz podcast: Your air fryer is watching you, the reason your brain loves a live rock concert, and what were you bullied out of doing?<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4861</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>air,big,blitz,brain,brother,bully,bullying,columbus,concert,fryer,live,local,morning,music,ohio,podcast,radio,reason,show,watching</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>295</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Best Fictional Presidents and Secret Service Code Names | Morning Blitz 11-6-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-best-fictional-presidents-and-secret-service-code-names-morning-blitz-11-6-24--62640949</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the best fictional presidents Secret Service code names on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus Peanut the Squirrel fans show up, animals like to get drunk, Blitz Therapy and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62640949</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 15:58:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62640949/blitz_morning_11_6_24.mp3" length="76621430" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c/6f26782b-35d0-4548-a9ef-d028ce94cf5c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the best fictional presidents Secret Service code names on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus Peanut the Squirrel fans show up, animals like to get drunk, Blitz Therapy and more!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the best fictional presidents Secret Service code names on the latest Morning Blitz podcast. Plus Peanut the Squirrel fans show up, animals like to get drunk, Blitz Therapy and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animal,best,blitz,code,columbus,drunk,fictional,morning,names,ohio,peanut,podcast,presidents,radio,secret,service,show,squirrel,the,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>294</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Election Day Coverage and Previous Presidents Facts | Morning Blitz 11-5-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/election-day-coverage-and-previous-presidents-facts-morning-blitz-11-5-24--62623817</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly shares some amazing things about previous presidents plus election day coverage, we ask the question why should I tip a robot? Also do you have a specific bathroom stall you use at work? All this and more on The Morning Blitz!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62623817</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 15:31:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62623817/blitz_morning_11_5_24.mp3" length="77553061" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b/0da1af71-36c1-4d49-b02b-c08adbb7f39b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly shares some amazing things about previous presidents plus election day coverage, we ask the question why should I tip a robot? Also do you have a specific bathroom stall you use at work? All this and more on The Morning Blitz!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly shares some amazing things about previous presidents plus election day coverage, we ask the question why should I tip a robot? Also do you have a specific bathroom stall you use at work? All this and more on The Morning Blitz!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4847</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,blitz,columbus,election,local,morning,music,ohio,podcast,politics,presidents,radio,robot,rock,show,tipping,tuesday,vote</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>293</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CDs &amp; Vinyl vs Streaming and Why Is There No New Candy? | Morning Blitz 11-1-24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cds-vinyl-vs-streaming-and-why-is-there-no-new-candy-morning-blitz-11-1-24--62582768</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss CDs &amp; Vinyl vs Streaming, Jeff Logan talks Buckeyes, and also LA Dodgers fans are out of control. Plus, why is there no new candy? All this and more on today's edition of The Morning Blitz.<br /><br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62582768</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 15:44:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62582768/blitz_morning_11_1_24.mp3" length="83314210" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79/3a780892-b562-4320-9f37-01cc45911e79.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss CDs &amp;amp; Vinyl vs Streaming, Jeff Logan talks Buckeyes, and also LA Dodgers fans are out of control. Plus, why is there no new candy? All this and more on today's edition of The Morning Blitz.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss CDs &amp; Vinyl vs Streaming, Jeff Logan talks Buckeyes, and also LA Dodgers fans are out of control. Plus, why is there no new candy? All this and more on today's edition of The Morning Blitz.<br /><br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5208</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,buckeye,candy,cd,columbus,dodgers,fans,halloween,jeff,la,logan,morning,music,new,ohio,osu,podcast,show,streaming,vinyl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>292</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Horror Movies and Halloween Stuff /Morning Blitz/ 10/31/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/horror-movies-and-halloween-stuff-morning-blitz-10-31-24--62569663</link><description><![CDATA[  We talked about Halloween stuff. Trick or Treating back in the day compared to now. We also wondered if there are any current horror movies that will hold up like the classic movies do. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62569663</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2024 14:07:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62569663/blitz_morning_10_31_24.mp3" length="77607813" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1/02a4c572-7654-4b85-8348-4a1905c39fb1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>  We talked about Halloween stuff. Trick or Treating back in the day compared to now. We also wondered if there are any current horror movies that will hold up like the classic movies do. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[  We talked about Halloween stuff. Trick or Treating back in the day compared to now. We also wondered if there are any current horror movies that will hold up like the classic movies do. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,conjuring,finaldestination,fridaythe13th,halloween,morningblitz,movies,nightmareonelmstreet,scary,thering,trickortreat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>291</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Simple Things You Suck At and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/30/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/simple-things-you-suck-at-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-10-30-24--62555879</link><description><![CDATA[Are there tasks that are considered simple, but you suck at them? We are talking stuff like wrapping presents and cooking pasta. What happens when someone owes you money, but they keep spending things on themselves? That was the subject of Blitz Therapy. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62555879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 13:53:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62555879/blitz_morning_10_30_24.mp3" length="73619229" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac/6eb9cf15-5e3f-4c21-93f5-865aa18eeeac.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Are there tasks that are considered simple, but you suck at them? We are talking stuff like wrapping presents and cooking pasta. What happens when someone owes you money, but they keep spending things on themselves? That was the subject of Blitz Therapy. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Are there tasks that are considered simple, but you suck at them? We are talking stuff like wrapping presents and cooking pasta. What happens when someone owes you money, but they keep spending things on themselves? That was the subject of Blitz Therapy. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4602</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,halloween,money,morningblitz,relationships,simpletasks,therapy,voting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>290</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Haunted House Living and Weed Tasting /Morning Blitz/ 10/29/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/haunted-house-living-and-weed-tasting-morning-blitz-10-29-24--62542423</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever lived in a haunted house? Would you buy a house someone was murdered in? We discussed. We also had another edition of, "Normal or Nope," and Rick tried his weed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62542423</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:54:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62542423/blitz_morning_10_29_24.mp3" length="84267993" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729/d3120216-f849-4a22-a9d4-12eb75b6d729.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever lived in a haunted house? Would you buy a house someone was murdered in? We discussed. We also had another edition of, "Normal or Nope," and Rick tried his weed. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever lived in a haunted house? Would you buy a house someone was murdered in? We discussed. We also had another edition of, "Normal or Nope," and Rick tried his weed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5267</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,haunted,hauntedhouse,morningblitz,scary,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>289</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Morning Blitz Talks Blitzmas with Doc Coyle from Bad Wolves</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-morning-blitz-talks-blitzmas-with-doc-coyle-from-bad-wolves--62529803</link><description><![CDATA[ Thick Rick and Lewis caught up with Doc Coyle. They talk about the big Bitzmas show with Pop Evil Nov 29th at the Blue Stone! We also talked about music and old 80s action movies. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62529803</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 14:02:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62529803/doc_from_bad_wolves_full_10_28_24.mp3" length="35014429" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923/8c19bc9b-e1cf-43bc-88e6-e8a0eb10c923.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Thick Rick and Lewis caught up with Doc Coyle. They talk about the big Bitzmas show with Pop Evil Nov 29th at the Blue Stone! We also talked about music and old 80s action movies. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Thick Rick and Lewis caught up with Doc Coyle. They talk about the big Bitzmas show with Pop Evil Nov 29th at the Blue Stone! We also talked about music and old 80s action movies. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1095</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badwolves,blitzmas,bluestone,columbus,doccoyle,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Halloween Hot Takes and Creative Divorce Ideas /Morning Blitz/ 10/28/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/halloween-hot-takes-and-creative-divorce-ideas-morning-blitz-10-28-24--62529764</link><description><![CDATA[Is Hallowen for you? We had a couple of hot takes about the things we do for Halloween. We also talked about creative ways to tell someone that you want a divorce. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62529764</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 13:59:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62529764/blitz_morning_10_28_24.mp3" length="76265746" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08/6d2a7521-cff3-48d6-9c2a-c8f37a931d08.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Hallowen for you? We had a couple of hot takes about the things we do for Halloween. We also talked about creative ways to tell someone that you want a divorce. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Hallowen for you? We had a couple of hot takes about the things we do for Halloween. We also talked about creative ways to tell someone that you want a divorce. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4767</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candy,columbus,costumes,divorce,halloween,morningblitz,pumpkincarving</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>288</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Things We Do That Make Us Feel Like Our Parents and Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football  /Morning Blitz/ 10/25/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-things-we-do-that-make-us-feel-like-our-parents-and-jeff-logan-talks-buckeye-football-morning-blitz-10-25-24--62502538</link><description><![CDATA[There are things we do as adults that make us feel like our parents. We dove right into those. Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan stopped by to talk OSU v Nebraska this weekend. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62502538</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2024 14:01:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62502538/blitz_morning_10_25_24.mp3" length="81748953" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0/44335649-c6f2-4c41-a13e-60e8137996b0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are things we do as adults that make us feel like our parents. We dove right into those. Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan stopped by to talk OSU v Nebraska this weekend. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are things we do as adults that make us feel like our parents. We dove right into those. Hall of Fame Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan stopped by to talk OSU v Nebraska this weekend. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5110</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,buckeyefootball,columbus,morningblitz,osu,thingsparentsdo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>287</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Think Fast, Cursive, and Halloween Bigger Than Ever?  /Morning Blitz/ 10/24/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/think-fast-cursive-and-halloween-bigger-than-ever-morning-blitz-10-24-24--62488134</link><description><![CDATA[Is Halloween bigger than ever? Kids are not learning cursive or typing. Speaking of the latter, Thick Rick is the Eddie Van Halen of typing. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62488134</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2024 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62488134/blitz_morning_10_24_24.mp3" length="82167330" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890/476b296a-7b69-4793-8da8-5cab433ee890.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Halloween bigger than ever? Kids are not learning cursive or typing. Speaking of the latter, Thick Rick is the Eddie Van Halen of typing. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Halloween bigger than ever? Kids are not learning cursive or typing. Speaking of the latter, Thick Rick is the Eddie Van Halen of typing. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5136</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,costumes,cursive,education,halloween,morningblitz,school</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>286</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Line Lice, Haunted Houses, and She'll Vote For Him /Morning Blitz/ 10/23/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/line-lice-haunted-houses-and-she-ll-vote-for-him-morning-blitz-10-23-24--62474097</link><description><![CDATA[There is a huanted house that some people feel might too extreme. We also talked about names people call their customers. American Airlines call people who huddle at the front befoe their sections is called, "Line Lice." ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62474097</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2024 14:05:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62474097/blitz_morning_10_23_24.mp3" length="82503369" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb/f9fb849d-b862-4866-b441-66e221a631bb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There is a huanted house that some people feel might too extreme. We also talked about names people call their customers. American Airlines call people who huddle at the front befoe their sections is called, "Line Lice." </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There is a huanted house that some people feel might too extreme. We also talked about names people call their customers. American Airlines call people who huddle at the front befoe their sections is called, "Line Lice." ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5157</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americanairlines,columbus,hauntedhouse,linelice,morningblitz,therapy,vote</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>285</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Halloween Overload, Normal or Nope, and Pandemic Habits /Morning Blitz/ 10/22/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/halloween-overload-normal-or-nope-and-pandemic-habits-morning-blitz-10-22-24--62463046</link><description><![CDATA[ How much is too much when it comes to Halloween? We had another edition of Normal or Nope and taked about some pandemic habits that have stuck around. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62463046</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2024 13:47:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62463046/blitz_morning_10_22_24.mp3" length="84003843" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2/c792a98b-5df4-44b6-baa3-db460c6242d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> How much is too much when it comes to Halloween? 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We also talked about that Deshaun Watson situation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62439051</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 13:59:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62439051/blitz_morning_10_21_24.mp3" length="86643255" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460/832531a5-0649-47b2-83df-5d9e4e3df460.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about Rick's pot plants and asked you to show us your weed! 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Is that normal?  We also wanted to know about the first horror movie that really scared you. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62411242</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2024 13:53:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62411242/blitz_morning_10_18_24.mp3" length="76397821" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc/31212870-073f-48cf-b126-bd29f39672fc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some people drive around aimlessly before they actually go home. Is that normal?  We also wanted to know about the first horror movie that really scared you. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some people drive around aimlessly before they actually go home. Is that normal?  We also wanted to know about the first horror movie that really scared you. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,driving,horror,jaws,morningblitz,movie,theomen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>282</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Think Fast, Bands You've Traveled For, and KQ Is Back /Morning Blitz/ 10/17/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/think-fast-bands-you-ve-traveled-for-and-kq-is-back-morning-blitz-10-17-24--62398883</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn is back and we play Think Fast. 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We also ask Blitz Nation which bands they have traveled to see multiple times in a year. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn is back and we play Think Fast. We also ask Blitz Nation which bands they have traveled to see multiple times in a year. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4856</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bands,columbus,morningblitz,tour,travel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>281</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dream House Building, Cell Phone Issues, and Blitz Therapy /Morning Blitz/ 10/16/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dream-house-building-cell-phone-issues-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-10-16-24--62385073</link><description><![CDATA[Cell phones are causing problems. Shocker! We also asked where you would build your dream home and one couple wants to make a, "Movie." A little Blitz Therapy was required. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62385073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2024 13:55:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62385073/blitz_morning_10_16_24.mp3" length="74270409" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968/fbb90445-1b2d-42da-9947-e5c250638968.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cell phones are causing problems. Shocker! 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A little Blitz Therapy was required. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4642</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cellphones,columbus,dreamhome,morningblitz,movie,schools,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>280</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Body Counts and Local Author Neal Parks  /Morning Blitz/ 10/15/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/body-counts-and-local-author-neal-parks-morning-blitz-10-15-24--62373876</link><description><![CDATA[We discussed the body count. Sometimes that number is never high or low enough. Local author Neal Parks came by to talk about his new projects. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62373876</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 14:29:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62373876/blitz_morning_10_15_24.mp3" length="87266850" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51/4f059902-1321-484e-95eb-82a19d67ad51.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discussed the body count. Sometimes that number is never high or low enough. Local author Neal Parks came by to talk about his new projects. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discussed the body count. Sometimes that number is never high or low enough. Local author Neal Parks came by to talk about his new projects. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5455</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bodycount,books,columbus,halloween,morningblitz,scary,stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>279</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating App Scams and Fandom or Job /Morning Blitz/ 10/14/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dating-app-scams-and-fandom-or-job-morning-blitz-10-14-24--62359436</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when your fandom gets in the way of your job? 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We also talked about dating app scams.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when your fandom gets in the way of your job? 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WTF? We talked about jobs you would never do and Lewis spent some time with Jelly Roll. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62313346</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2024 14:18:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62313346/blitz_morning_10_10_24.mp3" length="80621717" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c/f75cbdff-b511-436c-817c-9a335766f10c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Parents are now letting the neighborhood know what type of candy their kids will accept. WTF? We talked about jobs you would never do and Lewis spent some time with Jelly Roll. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Parents are now letting the neighborhood know what type of candy their kids will accept. WTF? We talked about jobs you would never do and Lewis spent some time with Jelly Roll. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5039</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candy,columbus,jellyroll,jobs,morningblitz,parenting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>276</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blitz Therapy and Honest or Polite /Morning Blitz/ 10/9/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blitz-therapy-and-honest-or-polite-morning-blitz-10-9-24--62299910</link><description><![CDATA[We got into Blitz Therapy and tried to figure out the line between being polite or honest. 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Gen Z has a new trigger and we got into that.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got into Blitz Therapy and tried to figure out the line between being polite or honest. Gen Z has a new trigger and we got into that.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candy,columbus,morningblitz,polite,trigger</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>275</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Cost of The American Dream and How Much You Make /Morning Blitz/ 10/8/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-cost-of-the-american-dream-and-how-much-you-make-morning-blitz-10-8-24--62285364</link><description><![CDATA[4.4 Million is the cost of the American Dream. 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Tess came in to talk 3 Days Grace and Motley Crue! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62270562</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:39:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62270562/blitz_morning_10_7_24.mp3" length="77201139" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67/fde5a8c1-8aeb-4587-8005-c3207e4ebd67.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about jobs, and being paid to watch tv at your job. Tess came in to talk 3 Days Grace and Motley Crue! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about jobs, and being paid to watch tv at your job. Tess came in to talk 3 Days Grace and Motley Crue! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4826</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3daysgrace,columbus,morningblitz,motleycrue,streaming,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>273</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jeff Logan Talks Buckeye Football and Halloween Decor /Morning Blitz/ 10/4/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jeff-logan-talks-buckeye-football-and-halloween-decor-morning-blitz-10-4-24--62232121</link><description><![CDATA[Hall of Famer Jeff Logan was in to talk Buckeye Football ahead of their match up with Iowa. We also talked Halloween decor and announced Bullet for My Valentine at Sonic Temple! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62232121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2024 14:05:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62232121/blitz_morning_10_4_24.mp3" length="80850341" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73/ca170f23-44e6-4f05-b47d-7afb127b1a73.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hall of Famer Jeff Logan was in to talk Buckeye Football ahead of their match up with Iowa. We also talked Halloween decor and announced Bullet for My Valentine at Sonic Temple! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hall of Famer Jeff Logan was in to talk Buckeye Football ahead of their match up with Iowa. We also talked Halloween decor and announced Bullet for My Valentine at Sonic Temple! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5054</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyefootball,columbus,halloween,morningblitz,osu,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>272</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Smoked Lewis In Think Fast and Being Triggered /Morning Blitz/ 10/3/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-smoked-lewis-in-think-fast-and-being-triggered-morning-blitz-10-3-24--62215068</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis was out of studio, but got schooled by Kelly in Think Fast. We also wanted to see what triggers you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62215068</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2024 19:06:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62215068/blitz_morning_10_3_24.mp3" length="81487310" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314/f99db783-2550-4a29-8d30-c56ec2ee1314.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis was out of studio, but got schooled by Kelly in Think Fast. 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Tess came in to talk Linkin Park and Creed! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62164839</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2024 14:40:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62164839/blitz_morning_9_30_24.mp3" length="78437462" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157/0d6a677d-165b-4a89-a860-e8ce4ae21157.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What phrase would be on your t-shirt ? 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We also asked Blitz Nation to help save Thick's pot plants. #savethehaze]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4815</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyes,columbus,coreyfeldman,football,growing,morningblitz,osu,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>267</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Think Fast and We Asked What Made You Instantly Think Less Of Someone | Morning Blitz 9/26/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/think-fast-and-we-asked-what-made-you-instantly-think-less-of-someone-morning-blitz-9-26-24--62116892</link><description><![CDATA[ We played Think Fast and Kelly dominated! We also ask what instantly makes you think less of someone?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62116892</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2024 14:06:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62116892/blitz_morning_9_26_24.mp3" length="72947150" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742/55a09213-a32c-4bba-b1c2-a5ae2238e742.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We played Think Fast and Kelly dominated! We also ask what instantly makes you think less of someone?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We played Think Fast and Kelly dominated! We also ask what instantly makes you think less of someone?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4560</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,kitkat,morningblitz,nintendo,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>265</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Storage Units and Blitz Therapy | Morning Blitz 9/25/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/storage-units-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-9-25-24--62103120</link><description><![CDATA[ We talked about keep storage units for no real good reason. We also got into Blitz Therapy. Divorce people who still get together to bang. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62103120</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2024 14:09:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62103120/blitz_morning_9_25_24.mp3" length="82056989" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170/9fac74b0-3f5f-4ebc-8b12-0144b8d54170.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We talked about keep storage units for no real good reason. 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We also asked Blitz Nation to tel us the largest single food item they have consumed.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62090933</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 14:08:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62090933/blitz_morning_9_24_24.mp3" length="75235477" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04/2df2c350-7b43-4cd5-a48c-b4f4ddd72c04.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Diddy stuff is crazy! 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We also asked Blitz Nation to tel us the largest single food item they have consumed.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4703</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,diddy,food,morningblitz,scandal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>263</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Lewis The A-hole and Chat GPT Speeches | Morning Blitz 9/23/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-lewis-the-a-hole-and-chat-gpt-speeches-morning-blitz-9-23-24--62077651</link><description><![CDATA[ Lewis might be the a-hole this time. We also talked about a groom that is upset because his best man used Chat GPT to write his speech. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62077651</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 13:59:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62077651/blitz_morning_9_23_24.mp3" length="78264845" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e/8c6d4b35-9adb-4acd-bd65-8dc166a5e91e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Lewis might be the a-hole this time. We also talked about a groom that is upset because his best man used Chat GPT to write his speech. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Lewis might be the a-hole this time. 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We also talked about new self checkout poilicies. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62044164</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2024 14:16:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62044164/blitz_morning_9_20_24.mp3" length="81667451" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50/832f2c6d-9eda-4577-b4b1-1cf864b02a50.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jeff Logan was in to talk this weeks matchup with Marshall. We also talked about new self checkout poilicies. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeff Logan was in to talk this weeks matchup with Marshall. We also talked about new self checkout poilicies. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5105</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>buckeyes,checkout,college,columbus,footbal,morningblitrz,ohiostate,shopping,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>261</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Think Fast, Sonic Announcements, and Early Lawncare | Morning Blitz 9/19/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/think-fast-sonic-announcements-and-early-lawncare-morning-blitz-9-19-24--62027914</link><description><![CDATA[ We announced Metallica for two nights at Sonic Temple! We also asked Biltz nation what a good time to start lawncare would be deemed acceptable. Thick and Lewis battled it out in an intense game of,"Think Fast! 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"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5103</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliceinchains,columbus,lawncare,metallica,morningblitz,robzombie,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>260</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Great Tollhouse Cookie Debate | Morning Blitz 9/18/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-great-tollhouse-cookie-debate-morning-blitz-9-18-24--62012412</link><description><![CDATA[Is Tollhouse a type of cookie or a brand. Rick thinks Tollhouse and chocolate chip cookies are one in the same. Let's debate! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62012412</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 14:09:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62012412/blitz_morning_9_18_24.mp3" length="77575630" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414/fab09233-38b4-405a-958f-f3aefb42d414.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Tollhouse a type of cookie or a brand. Rick thinks Tollhouse and chocolate chip cookies are one in the same. Let's debate! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Tollhouse a type of cookie or a brand. Rick thinks Tollhouse and chocolate chip cookies are one in the same. Let's debate! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4849</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chocolate,columbus,cookies,morningblitz,nestle,tollhouse</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>259</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Speculation, Bad Ass Breakrooms, and Normal or Nope | Morning Blitz 9/17/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-speculation-bad-ass-breakrooms-and-normal-or-nope-morning-blitz-9-17-24--61984099</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about some bad ass breakrooms that people are lucky enough to have. We got into another edition of Normal or Nope. We also did some hardcore speculation about that Sonic Temple announcement on Thursday. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61984099</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 19:08:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61984099/blitz_morning_9_17_24.mp3" length="71334664" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69/e951517d-229e-451a-b322-11d6644e1c69.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about some bad ass breakrooms that people are lucky enough to have. We got into another edition of Normal or Nope. We also did some hardcore speculation about that Sonic Temple announcement on Thursday. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about some bad ass breakrooms that people are lucky enough to have. We got into another edition of Normal or Nope. We also did some hardcore speculation about that Sonic Temple announcement on Thursday. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4459</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,breakroom,columbus,linkinpark,metallica,morningblitz,normalornope,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>258</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Why Bother Gifts, Better Looking Than You Think, and A Rundown | Morning Blitz 9/16/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-bother-gifts-better-looking-than-you-think-and-a-rundown-morning-blitz-9-16-24--61835979</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when you get a bonus and it is so bad, you wonder why they even bothered? Tess stopped by and we talked Dave Grohl and Bush.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61835979</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 13:56:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61835979/blitz_morning_9_16_24.mp3" length="80716594" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57/1c58cd43-3d8f-4fad-92c5-b85cdf099b57.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when you get a bonus and it is so bad, you wonder why they even bothered? Tess stopped by and we talked Dave Grohl and Bush.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when you get a bonus and it is so bad, you wonder why they even bothered? Tess stopped by and we talked Dave Grohl and Bush.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5045</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bonus,bush,columbus,davegrohl,gift,morningblitz,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Too Hot For Football and Deshaun Watson Theories | Morning Blitz 9/13/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/too-hot-for-football-and-deshaun-watson-theories-morning-blitz-9-13-24--61447185</link><description><![CDATA[Some schools are posponing football games and practices for heat. We jumped right in on this. We also went deep on the Deshaun Watson theories. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61447185</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2024 13:58:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61447185/blitz_morning_9_13_24.mp3" length="79391663" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72/1f93ae82-ec99-4738-8e7b-382710685d72.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some schools are posponing football games and practices for heat. We jumped right in on this. We also went deep on the Deshaun Watson theories. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some schools are posponing football games and practices for heat. We jumped right in on this. We also went deep on the Deshaun Watson theories. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clevelandbrowns,columbus,deshaunwatson,football,heat,kids,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chipping Teeth, Wedding Destroyers, and Think Fast | Morning Blitz 9/12/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chipping-teeth-wedding-destroyers-and-think-fast-morning-blitz-9-12-24--61374311</link><description><![CDATA[ Ever chip a tooth? We asked how you did it. Professional Wedding Destroyer is a new job and it pays well. We also played a new game called, "Think Fast." ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61374311</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2024 13:57:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61374311/blitz_morning_9_12_24.mp3" length="79382468" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf/a54394f0-25b7-47f9-9e32-a55c3a6a6baf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Ever chip a tooth? We asked how you did it. Professional Wedding Destroyer is a new job and it pays well. We also played a new game called, "Think Fast." </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Ever chip a tooth? We asked how you did it. Professional Wedding Destroyer is a new job and it pays well. We also played a new game called, "Think Fast." ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>colombus,morningblitz,springfield,teeth,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>256</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Texting After Calling, Blitz Therapy, and Daughtry | Morning Blitz 9/11/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/texting-after-calling-blitz-therapy-and-daughtry-morning-blitz-9-11-24--61337273</link><description><![CDATA[We get annoyed when someone text you and then immediately calls back. Daughtry joined the show and got anther Blitz Therapy session in. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61337273</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 14:16:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61337273/blitz_morning_9_11_24.mp3" length="74522021" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b/54ba7067-0c24-4214-9957-9377a73ee71b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get annoyed when someone text you and then immediately calls back. Daughtry joined the show and got anther Blitz Therapy session in. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get annoyed when someone text you and then immediately calls back. Daughtry joined the show and got anther Blitz Therapy session in. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4658</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,daughtry,morningblitz,phones,text</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>255</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Daughtry On The Morning Blitz</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/daughtry-on-the-morning-blitz--61336954</link><description><![CDATA[Chris Daughtry talked with Thick and Lewis. They spent some time on the Family Feud episode and comic book movies. We also talked with Chris about his upcoming Decemeber Blitzmas concert! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61336954</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 14:05:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61336954/daughtry_full_interview_9_5_24.mp3" length="29136251" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3/f7e701c5-e5ef-4cd4-aca3-7cbfddea11b3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris Daughtry talked with Thick and Lewis. They spent some time on the Family Feud episode and comic book movies. We also talked with Chris about his upcoming Decemeber Blitzmas concert! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris Daughtry talked with Thick and Lewis. They spent some time on the Family Feud episode and comic book movies. We also talked with Chris about his upcoming Decemeber Blitzmas concert! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artificial,blitzmas,columbus,daughtry,deadpoolandwolverine,familyfeud,morningblitz,paparoach,pieces</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RIP James Earl Jones and Outlandish Campaign Promises | Morning Blitz 9/10/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rip-james-earl-jones-and-outlandish-campaign-promises-morning-blitz-9-10-24--61324257</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about hoarding. We also asked you what outlandish campaign promise you would make. We lost James Earl Jones so me made sure to discuss his legacy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61324257</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:18:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61324257/blitz_morning_9_10_24.mp3" length="80820248" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091/bfa09017-27c7-4dba-a19c-4ac45b8f7091.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about hoarding. We also asked you what outlandish campaign promise you would make. We lost James Earl Jones so me made sure to discuss his legacy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about hoarding. We also asked you what outlandish campaign promise you would make. We lost James Earl Jones so me made sure to discuss his legacy.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5052</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>campaign,columbus,hoarding,jamesearljones,morningblitz,promise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>254</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Linkin Park Controversy, Tess Stops In,  and Lies! | Morning Blitz 9/9/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/linkin-park-controversy-tess-stops-in-and-lies-morning-blitz-9-9-24--61310644</link><description><![CDATA[New Linkin Park frontwoman Emily Armstrong found herself dealing with some controversy. Tess came in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and lies that backfired]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61310644</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 13:55:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61310644/blitz_morning_9_9_24.mp3" length="78791474" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c/03ba8db2-d109-4871-a956-7b98ba87d35c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>New Linkin Park frontwoman Emily Armstrong found herself dealing with some controversy. Tess came in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and lies that backfired</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[New Linkin Park frontwoman Emily Armstrong found herself dealing with some controversy. Tess came in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and lies that backfired]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4925</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,emilyarmstrong,linkinpark,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>253</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rental Scams and More| Morning Blitz 9/5/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rental-scams-and-more-morning-blitz-9-5-24--61280960</link><description><![CDATA[Beware of scam artists!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61280960</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2024 08:00:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61280960/blitz_morning_9_5_24.mp3" length="81900254" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216/f6b03e71-6843-4b8c-a116-b5c88231b216.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Beware of scam artists!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Beware of scam artists!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5119</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,rentalscam</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>252</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Teachers Have Rules and The Mullet| Morning Blitz 9/4/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/teachers-have-rules-and-the-mullet-morning-blitz-9-4-24--61262091</link><description><![CDATA[Teachers are having a tough time with kids these days. We talked about that and got into the rules they had to adhere to back in 1914. We also discussed the mullet. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61262091</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2024 13:53:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61262091/blitz_morning_9_4_24.mp3" length="80994119" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a/eab136b1-ba47-4eb1-bc4c-2cbc17f6757a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Teachers are having a tough time with kids these days. We talked about that and got into the rules they had to adhere to back in 1914. We also discussed the mullet. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Teachers are having a tough time with kids these days. We talked about that and got into the rules they had to adhere to back in 1914. We also discussed the mullet. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5063</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitztherapy,columbus,morningblitz,mullet,relationship,rules,schools,smartphones,teachers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>251</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>High Ticket Costs and Not Accepting Cancellation| Morning Blitz 9/3/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-ticket-costs-and-not-accepting-cancellation-morning-blitz-9-3-24--61251738</link><description><![CDATA[Ticket prices are out of hand. What is the most you have spent? Disney cancelled the Acolyte and its star is blaming everyone, but the writers. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61251738</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2024 14:04:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61251738/blitz_morning_9_3_24.mp3" length="81818752" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8/82891345-adff-4b96-8cfe-d5231137acf8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ticket prices are out of hand. What is the most you have spent? Disney cancelled the Acolyte and its star is blaming everyone, but the writers. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ticket prices are out of hand. What is the most you have spent? Disney cancelled the Acolyte and its star is blaming everyone, but the writers. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5114</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acolyte,columbus,concerts,disney,morningblitz,socialmedia,sports,starwars,tickets</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>250</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Count Up, Fantasy Football, and Your Life As A TV Show| Morning Blitz 8/29/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-count-up-fantasy-football-and-your-life-as-a-tv-show-morning-blitz-8-29-24--61198661</link><description><![CDATA[The Linkin Park countdown was a letdown. We talk a little Fantasy Football and asked a question. if your life is a TV show, what is the title? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61198661</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2024 13:46:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61198661/blitz_morning_8_29_24.mp3" length="79550070" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc/c4ed614a-908b-4545-93ff-8ec1f1c712dc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Linkin Park countdown was a letdown. We talk a little Fantasy Football and asked a question. if your life is a TV show, what is the title? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Linkin Park countdown was a letdown. We talk a little Fantasy Football and asked a question. if your life is a TV show, what is the title? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4972</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,fantasyfootball,linkinpark,morningblitz,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>249</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's Your Problem and Some Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/28/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-your-problem-and-some-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-8-28-24--61186324</link><description><![CDATA[We asked you to tell us your problem. We also had a tough Blitz THerapy about a dude who does not want to write a letter to the judge on his brother's behalf. The brother got his third DUI. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61186324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2024 14:01:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61186324/blitz_morning_8_28_24.mp3" length="73322478" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad/ec3a809e-2edf-4b3a-96a2-0d079aa15fad.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We asked you to tell us your problem. We also had a tough Blitz THerapy about a dude who does not want to write a letter to the judge on his brother's behalf. The brother got his third DUI. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We asked you to tell us your problem. We also had a tough Blitz THerapy about a dude who does not want to write a letter to the judge on his brother's behalf. The brother got his third DUI. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4583</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addict,columbus,judge,morningblitz,problem,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>248</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hobbies, Bathroom Breaks, and Oasis| Morning Blitz 8/27/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hobbies-bathroom-breaks-and-oasis-morning-blitz-8-27-24--61170275</link><description><![CDATA[How many times do you stop for the bathroom on a long road trip? Do you have any unattractive hobbies? That and Oasis is getting back together. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61170275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 13:57:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61170275/blitz_morning_8_27_24.mp3" length="73862899" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463/899d544b-bb2e-4428-aecf-9f11a1a1e463.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How many times do you stop for the bathroom on a long road trip? Do you have any unattractive hobbies? That and Oasis is getting back together. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How many times do you stop for the bathroom on a long road trip? Do you have any unattractive hobbies? That and Oasis is getting back together. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4617</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,birdwatching,columbus,hobbies,morningblitz,roadtrip,taxidermy,videogames</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>247</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time Table For Payback, Lease Breaking and A Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/26/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-table-for-payback-lease-breaking-and-a-blitz-rock-rundown-morning-blitz-8-26-24--61157509</link><description><![CDATA[ When you lend someone money, how long should it take to get that money back? What circumstances should a lease be able to be broken? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61157509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2024 13:56:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61157509/blitz_morning_8_26_24.mp3" length="78495559" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4/bd1f4e3f-8c85-436a-8fc2-0a67bd02e7a4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> When you lend someone money, how long should it take to get that money back? What circumstances should a lease be able to be broken? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ When you lend someone money, how long should it take to get that money back? What circumstances should a lease be able to be broken? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4906</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,friendship,lease,lending,money,morningblitz,rentals</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>246</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Freezing Yourself and Making News| Morning Blitz 8/23/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/freezing-yourself-and-making-news-morning-blitz-8-23-24--61126329</link><description><![CDATA[Did you go to school with anyone who made the news in a big way? We also talked about a German Start Up that will freeze you and bring you back years later for 200k]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61126329</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2024 13:56:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61126329/blitz_morning_8_23_24.mp3" length="70042334" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894/818d8080-f319-45ea-946a-db38d5878894.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you go to school with anyone who made the news in a big way? We also talked about a German Start Up that will freeze you and bring you back years later for 200k</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you go to school with anyone who made the news in a big way? We also talked about a German Start Up that will freeze you and bring you back years later for 200k]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4378</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chryogenics,columbus,demolitionman,morningblitz,news,school</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>245</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AITAH, Bribing Kids For Grades, and Celebs You Are Over| Morning Blitz 8/22/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aitah-bribing-kids-for-grades-and-celebs-you-are-over-morning-blitz-8-22-24--61115629</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis thinks he is the a hole after a night in the hibachi place. Do you bribe your kids to get good grades? What celeb are you over based on their conduct? We get into all of that. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61115629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2024 14:12:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61115629/blitz_morning_8_22_24.mp3" length="74806233" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05/71776b2b-2f2a-4afc-9a1f-caefeb376b05.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis thinks he is the a hole after a night in the hibachi place. Do you bribe your kids to get good grades? What celeb are you over based on their conduct? We get into all of that. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis thinks he is the a hole after a night in the hibachi place. Do you bribe your kids to get good grades? What celeb are you over based on their conduct? We get into all of that. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4676</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backtoschool,celeb,chrisbrown,columbus,hibachi,hulkhogan,ivanmoody,kungfu,mornignblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>244</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Social Privacy and Blitz Therapy| Morning Blitz 8/21/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/social-privacy-and-blitz-therapy-morning-blitz-8-21-24--61103770</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about companies looking atr Social Media and privacy sometimes being a red flag. We also talked about a dad who won't let his kid watch The Sandlot. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61103770</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2024 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61103770/blitz_morning_8_21_24.mp3" length="72181449" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19/f854bb71-c832-4e5c-b0a7-8d7e85487f19.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about companies looking atr Social Media and privacy sometimes being a red flag. We also talked about a dad who won't let his kid watch The Sandlot. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about companies looking atr Social Media and privacy sometimes being a red flag. We also talked about a dad who won't let his kid watch The Sandlot. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,helicopterparenting,morningblitz,socialmedia,thsandlot</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Googling the Kid's Teacher, Thing That Are Bad For You and Normal or Nope| Morning Blitz 8/20/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/googling-the-kid-s-teacher-thing-that-are-bad-for-you-and-normal-or-nope-morning-blitz-8-20-24--61092359</link><description><![CDATA[Your kid has a new teacher. Do you snoop on their socials? We get into some things that might be consiedered normal or nope. We also talked about things that we know are bad, but we do anyway?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61092359</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2024 14:01:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61092359/blitz_morning_8_20_24.mp3" length="76280793" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3/6c72f139-d443-4ad6-ab96-b688bf4310b3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Your kid has a new teacher. Do you snoop on their socials? We get into some things that might be consiedered normal or nope. We also talked about things that we know are bad, but we do anyway?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Your kid has a new teacher. Do you snoop on their socials? We get into some things that might be consiedered normal or nope. We also talked about things that we know are bad, but we do anyway?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4768</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backtoschool,columbus,morningblitz,revenge,shower,socialmedia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back To School Costs, Ronnie Radke and Charging For WI-FI| Morning Blitz 8/19/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-school-costs-ronnie-radke-and-charging-for-wi-fi-morning-blitz-8-19-24--61079956</link><description><![CDATA[ People are upset at the rising cost of sending kids back to school. Ronnie Radke found himself banned from Instagram ....again. We also talked about coffee shops that are starting to charge for WI-Fi]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61079956</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2024 14:20:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61079956/blitz_morning_8_19_24.mp3" length="73007336" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2/7c859510-b459-4b7f-94e3-e070cdcef5a2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> People are upset at the rising cost of sending kids back to school. Ronnie Radke found himself banned from Instagram ....again. We also talked about coffee shops that are starting to charge for WI-Fi</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ People are upset at the rising cost of sending kids back to school. Ronnie Radke found himself banned from Instagram ....again. We also talked about coffee shops that are starting to charge for WI-Fi]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4563</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backtoschool,coffee,columbus,internet,morningblitz,ronnieradke,wifi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Corey Feldman is Still A Trainwreck, Should You Let Your Kids Drink at Home| Morning Blitz 8/16/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/corey-feldman-is-still-a-trainwreck-should-you-let-your-kids-drink-at-home-morning-blitz-8-16-24--61074665</link><description><![CDATA[Should you let your kids drink at home under supervision? We got into that and more on a Friday.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61074665</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2024 22:54:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61074665/blitz_morning_8_16_24.mp3" length="73629260" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47/512f967a-650b-48a4-b1ef-3aaf4b4f7e47.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Should you let your kids drink at home under supervision? We got into that and more on a Friday.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Should you let your kids drink at home under supervision? We got into that and more on a Friday.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4602</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,coreyfeldman,drinking,freddurst,morningblitz,teens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Concert Fails, Rick Wants to Hire a Hitman, and Classes We Should Take| Morning Blitz 8/15/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/concert-fails-rick-wants-to-hire-a-hitman-and-classes-we-should-take-morning-blitz-8-15-24--61038399</link><description><![CDATA[ If you are gonna sing with the band, you better know the words! Rick thought about the price of a hitman. What classes should you have to take that actually help with life? We talked about all of it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61038399</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2024 14:15:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61038399/blitz_morning_8_15_24.mp3" length="80866223" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d/654bc7de-6f56-4a67-9e5e-b9a95ce0c36d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> If you are gonna sing with the band, you better know the words! Rick thought about the price of a hitman. What classes should you have to take that actually help with life? We talked about all of it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ If you are gonna sing with the band, you better know the words! Rick thought about the price of a hitman. What classes should you have to take that actually help with life? We talked about all of it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blink182,columbus,floridaman,morningblitz,school</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Harvesting Weed, Crying Over Exes, and Kinks| Morning Blitz 8/14/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/harvesting-weed-crying-over-exes-and-kinks-morning-blitz-8-14-24--61026081</link><description><![CDATA[Rick got advice on harvesting his pot plants from Blitz Nation. We also talked about a guy upset as his girlfriend for mourning her ex. We also had a little Blitz therapy regarding kinks and fetishes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61026081</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2024 14:20:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61026081/blitz_morning_8_14_24.mp3" length="75520107" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8/62b0e892-1ead-412f-b5d1-1a18cf6a40b8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rick got advice on harvesting his pot plants from Blitz Nation. We also talked about a guy upset as his girlfriend for mourning her ex. We also had a little Blitz therapy regarding kinks and fetishes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rick got advice on harvesting his pot plants from Blitz Nation. We also talked about a guy upset as his girlfriend for mourning her ex. We also had a little Blitz therapy regarding kinks and fetishes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4720</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,harvest,morningblitz,mourning,relationshps,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bandages, Hall Passes, and Deadly Jobs| Morning Blitz 8/13/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bandages-hall-passes-and-deadly-jobs-morning-blitz-8-13-24--61014319</link><description><![CDATA[ There are some deadly jobs out there and people and Columbus are doing some of them. Is there a situation that would merit a hall pass for your signifigant other? We discussed! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61014319</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 14:14:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61014319/blitz_morning_8_13_24.mp3" length="77883248" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b/22700536-4c58-4fda-bfb8-4d7ff1234a6b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> There are some deadly jobs out there and people and Columbus are doing some of them. Is there a situation that would merit a hall pass for your signifigant other? We discussed! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ There are some deadly jobs out there and people and Columbus are doing some of them. Is there a situation that would merit a hall pass for your signifigant other? We discussed! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4868</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bandages,columbus,danger,deadlyjobs,hallpass,morningblitz,roofing,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Olympic Recapping, Pick Your Stunt, and The Blitz Rock Rundown| Morning Blitz 8/12/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/olympic-recapping-pick-your-stunt-and-the-blitz-rock-rundown-morning-blitz-8-12-24--60999981</link><description><![CDATA[ We recapped the olympics. We also asked you the stunt you would want to partake in. The catch being you could not be harmed. Tess also stopped in to talk Manson and Pop Evil ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60999981</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2024 13:51:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60999981/blitz_morning_8_12_24.mp3" length="80383062" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be/315d7350-7d21-431e-8dee-ba493780b9be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We recapped the olympics. We also asked you the stunt you would want to partake in. The catch being you could not be harmed. Tess also stopped in to talk Manson and Pop Evil </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We recapped the olympics. We also asked you the stunt you would want to partake in. The catch being you could not be harmed. Tess also stopped in to talk Manson and Pop Evil ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5024</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,manson,morningblitz,movies,olympics,popevil,stunts,tomcruise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Something Named After You and Staging Photos| Morning Blitz 8/9/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/something-named-after-you-and-staging-photos-morning-blitz-8-9-24--60969851</link><description><![CDATA[What wpuld you want named after you? Are you staging photos for social media?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60969851</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2024 14:34:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60969851/blitz_morning_8_9_24.mp3" length="80665603" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e/ca2317dc-23aa-4cde-a2d5-39f435bca52e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What wpuld you want named after you? 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We also had Blitz Nation member ask us about his 12 year old son's friend's dad administering the sex talk. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60958986</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2024 17:16:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60958986/blitz_morning_8_8_24.mp3" length="78039565" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a/8a0ff2fa-f94c-431c-8718-1f5312b0939a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A pilot got arrested just before a plne took off. We asked Blitz Nation if that was the right call. We also had Blitz Nation member ask us about his 12 year old son's friend's dad administering the sex talk. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A pilot got arrested just before a plne took off. We asked Blitz Nation if that was the right call. We also had Blitz Nation member ask us about his 12 year old son's friend's dad administering the sex talk. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4878</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,columbus,morningblitz,onthejob,parenting,sextalk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weed Laws and She Wants Him Snipped| Morning Blitz 8/7/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weed-laws-and-she-wants-him-snipped-morning-blitz-8-7-24--60947344</link><description><![CDATA[Attorney Robert Scheurger stopped in to discuss weed laws and insurance claims. We also had Couples Therapy with Liz. She wants her husband to get snipped. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60947344</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2024 14:06:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60947344/blitz_morning_8_7_24.mp3" length="80177844" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef/37a28b23-57d7-4e5b-8f46-1384a88183ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Attorney Robert Scheurger stopped in to discuss weed laws and insurance claims. 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We also talked about becoming more like are parents the older we get.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It was only a matter of time, but people are replacing or finding friends with A.I. We also talked about becoming more like are parents the older we get.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4981</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,columbus,drrick,friends,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ford Snitches On Speeders and Am I an A-hole | Morning Blitz 8/5/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ford-snitches-on-speeders-and-am-i-an-a-hole-morning-blitz-8-5-24--60925973</link><description><![CDATA[ Ford is looking at creating a new device that reports other cars speeding. Lewis thinks he is the A-hole. It happened in a grocery store and we see if Blitz Nation will be in agreement.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60925973</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 14:13:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60925973/blitz_morning_8_5_24.mp3" length="78886768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Ford is looking at creating a new device that reports other cars speeding. Lewis thinks he is the A-hole. It happened in a grocery store and we see if Blitz Nation will be in agreement.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Ford is looking at creating a new device that reports other cars speeding. Lewis thinks he is the A-hole. It happened in a grocery store and we see if Blitz Nation will be in agreement.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4931</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,driving,ford,grocerystore,hotdogs,morningblitz,shopping,speeding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Choices and Double Standards | Morning Blitz 8/2/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/choices-and-double-standards-morning-blitz-8-2-24--60903500</link><description><![CDATA[You can only choose one: teleport, time travel, mind reading, or invisibilty. We also talked about some double standards in the job world. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60903500</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 19:54:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60903500/blitz_morning_8_2_24.mp3" length="81666098" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb/e2c805b9-69fe-4c9b-8c0b-619f6901ddfb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can only choose one: teleport, time travel, mind reading, or invisibilty. We also talked about some double standards in the job world. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can only choose one: teleport, time travel, mind reading, or invisibilty. We also talked about some double standards in the job world. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5104</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,invisible,mindreading,morningblitz,standards,teleport,timetravel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eaten By a Tiger or Whale | Morning Blitz 8/1/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eaten-by-a-tiger-or-whale-morning-blitz-8-1-24--60884917</link><description><![CDATA[ Would you rather be eaten by a whale or a tiger? It is dark, but we asked that question. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60884917</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2024 14:13:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60884917/blitz_morning_8_1_24.mp3" length="84321074" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97/35b1757b-c417-4da0-b746-66d37046ca97.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Would you rather be eaten by a whale or a tiger? It is dark, but we asked that question. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Would you rather be eaten by a whale or a tiger? It is dark, but we asked that question. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5270</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,orca,tiger,tigerking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Love Is Blind In Cbus and Insecurity In Relationships | Morning Blitz 7/31/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-is-blind-in-cbus-and-insecurity-in-relationships-morning-blitz-7-31-24--60875052</link><description><![CDATA[Love is Blind is coming to Columbus. Thick and Kelly want Lewis to apply. We also tackled an insecure relationship in Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri State Mens Health. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60875052</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2024 14:31:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60875052/blitz_morning_7_31_24.mp3" length="85942337" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379/21a29b86-4f3c-41f4-833b-38d49cd82379.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Love is Blind is coming to Columbus. Thick and Kelly want Lewis to apply. We also tackled an insecure relationship in Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri State Mens Health. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Love is Blind is coming to Columbus. Thick and Kelly want Lewis to apply. We also tackled an insecure relationship in Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri State Mens Health. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5372</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,loveisblind,morningblitz,reality,relationships</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>229</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Justi-vacations and YouTube DIY Fails | Morning Blitz 7/30/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/justi-vacations-and-youtube-diy-fails-morning-blitz-7-30-24--60863229</link><description><![CDATA[We've all watched a YouTube video hoping to save money on a repair. Today we talked about those epic fails that come along with doing that. People are taking vacations they can't afford because they need a mental break. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60863229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:02:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60863229/blitz_morning_7_30_24.mp3" length="80871656" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6/6c63e961-0b7c-4622-87ee-8812c78810d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've all watched a YouTube video hoping to save money on a repair. Today we talked about those epic fails that come along with doing that. People are taking vacations they can't afford because they need a mental break. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've all watched a YouTube video hoping to save money on a repair. Today we talked about those epic fails that come along with doing that. People are taking vacations they can't afford because they need a mental break. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,diy,mentalbreak,morningblitz,vacation,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Are You Gold Medal Good At and Balls Out At The Olympics? | Morning Blitz 7/29/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-are-you-gold-medal-good-at-and-balls-out-at-the-olympics-morning-blitz-7-29-24--60847221</link><description><![CDATA[It was balls out the summer games. We also talked about being gold medal good at something. We also talked about how much money Deadpool and Wolverine brought in! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60847221</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 14:34:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60847221/blitz_morning_7_29_24.mp3" length="83271578" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It was balls out the summer games. We also talked about being gold medal good at something. We also talked about how much money Deadpool and Wolverine brought in! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It was balls out the summer games. We also talked about being gold medal good at something. We also talked about how much money Deadpool and Wolverine brought in! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5205</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,comiccon,deadpool,deadpoolandwolverine,goldmedal,marvel,morningblitz,olympics</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Single Forever, I've Got Something and Rhino Piercings| Morning Blitz 7/25/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/single-forever-i-ve-got-something-and-rhino-piercings-morning-blitz-7-25-24--60801807</link><description><![CDATA[ Rhino piercing anyone? That is the new trend and it is painful. We also discussed the fact that more and more people are remaining single for life. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60801807</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 14:21:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60801807/blitz_morning_7_25_24.mp3" length="75549782" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555/4fe45cc6-bc70-48a2-891f-1862793cd555.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Rhino piercing anyone? That is the new trend and it is painful. We also discussed the fact that more and more people are remaining single for life. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Rhino piercing anyone? That is the new trend and it is painful. We also discussed the fact that more and more people are remaining single for life. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4722</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,genx,genz,morningblitz,piercings,relationships,rhinopiercings,single</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Couples Therapy, Speeding Prevention, and Accidentally Hurting Someone| Morning Blitz 7/24/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/couples-therapy-speeding-prevention-and-accidentally-hurting-someone-morning-blitz-7-24-24--60788736</link><description><![CDATA[We had a great Couples Therapy sponsored by Tri State Men's Health. We also talked abouot ideas being floated to limit the ability to speed while driving. Have you ever accidently hurt someone? That is the question we asked this morning. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60788736</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2024 14:26:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60788736/blitz_morning_7_24_24.mp3" length="79205671" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2/46e5c830-6bba-41fe-a0ab-5cc84b2d6cf2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We had a great Couples Therapy sponsored by Tri State Men's Health. We also talked abouot ideas being floated to limit the ability to speed while driving. Have you ever accidently hurt someone? That is the question we asked this morning. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We had a great Couples Therapy sponsored by Tri State Men's Health. We also talked abouot ideas being floated to limit the ability to speed while driving. Have you ever accidently hurt someone? That is the question we asked this morning. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4951</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accident,columbus,couples,morningblitz,pain,speeding,traffic,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tough Choices, Thieving School Supplies, And How To Use Your Phone App| Morning Blitz 7/23/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tough-choices-thieving-school-supplies-and-how-to-use-your-phone-app-morning-blitz-7-23-24--60777924</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick presented us with some brutal choices. People are stealing their kids school supplies from their offices. You will not want to miss Thick Rick attempting to use an app on his phone. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60777924</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 14:02:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60777924/blitz_morning_7_23_24.mp3" length="81497341" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick Rick presented us with some brutal choices. People are stealing their kids school supplies from their offices. You will not want to miss Thick Rick attempting to use an app on his phone. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thick Rick presented us with some brutal choices. People are stealing their kids school supplies from their offices. You will not want to miss Thick Rick attempting to use an app on his phone. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5094</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apps,backtoschool,columbus,guns,morningblitz,pets,schoolsupplies,stranger</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rick Got a PS5, Tess Came By For a Rundown, and What Qualifies As Fast Food| Morning Blitz 7/22/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rick-got-a-ps5-tess-came-by-for-a-rundown-and-what-qualifies-as-fast-food-morning-blitz-7-22-24--60766709</link><description><![CDATA[Rick got a PS5 and felt like a kid on Christmas. Tess stopped in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and we had a discussion about what qualifies as fast food. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60766709</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2024 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60766709/blitz_morning_7_22_24.mp3" length="83203033" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5/91f15373-4f56-4d6b-a527-914924aeefe5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rick got a PS5 and felt like a kid on Christmas. Tess stopped in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and we had a discussion about what qualifies as fast food. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rick got a PS5 and felt like a kid on Christmas. Tess stopped in for a Blitz Rock Rundown and we had a discussion about what qualifies as fast food. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5201</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arbys,chipotle,columbus,easports,fastfood,morningblitz,ncaa,popeyes,ps5,tacobell</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Charged For a Wedding, and Passenger Princess| Morning Blitz 7/19/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/charged-for-a-wedding-and-passenger-princess-morning-blitz-7-19-24--60741979</link><description><![CDATA[We got an email from Steve in Marion. He is upset because he is being charged a lot for what is already an expensive destination wedding. Social Media is full of the, "Passenger Princess." We discussed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60741979</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2024 14:16:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60741979/blitz_morning_7_19_24.mp3" length="75095043" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2/40e8db91-e1b9-45fe-b3c5-f761aab244e2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got an email from Steve in Marion. He is upset because he is being charged a lot for what is already an expensive destination wedding. Social Media is full of the, "Passenger Princess." We discussed. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got an email from Steve in Marion. He is upset because he is being charged a lot for what is already an expensive destination wedding. Social Media is full of the, "Passenger Princess." We discussed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4694</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cashbar,columbus,franklincountyfair,morningblitz,passengerprincess,wedding</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Got Something, Kelly vs Brownies, and Stuff That Could Kill You Instantly| Morning Blitz 7/18/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-got-something-kelly-vs-brownies-and-stuff-that-could-kill-you-instantly-morning-blitz-7-18-24--60729270</link><description><![CDATA[We learned a few things this morning about your brain. Kelly took on a tray of brownies and won! We also had an uplifting discussion about things that could kill you instantly. These are everyday things FYI. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60729270</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2024 14:23:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60729270/blitz_morning_7_18_24.mp3" length="78802759" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We learned a few things this morning about your brain. Kelly took on a tray of brownies and won! We also had an uplifting discussion about things that could kill you instantly. These are everyday things FYI. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We learned a few things this morning about your brain. Kelly took on a tray of brownies and won! We also had an uplifting discussion about things that could kill you instantly. These are everyday things FYI. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4926</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brain,brakecheck,brownies,columbus,morningblitz,sleep</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or Nope, Drama on TV and Couples Therapy| Morning Blitz 7/17/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-nope-drama-on-tv-and-couples-therapy-morning-blitz-7-17-24--60718289</link><description><![CDATA[We had a litle fun with Normal or Nope. Why does it always seem to lean towards bathroom habits? There are few true crime dramas that are worth a watch. We also encountered an issue with the mant thong during Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri State Men's Health]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60718289</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2024 14:07:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60718289/blitz_morning_7_17_24.mp3" length="80262690" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0/b94a4485-4cdb-4715-befe-af6da34559c0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We had a litle fun with Normal or Nope. Why does it always seem to lean towards bathroom habits? There are few true crime dramas that are worth a watch. We also encountered an issue with the mant thong during Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We had a litle fun with Normal or Nope. Why does it always seem to lean towards bathroom habits? There are few true crime dramas that are worth a watch. We also encountered an issue with the mant thong during Couples Therapy brought to you by Tri State Men's Health]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5017</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americannightmare,columbus,couplestherapy,fallenidols,manthong,morningblitz,normal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Legal Stuff With Sheurger and A Very Bad National Anthem | Morning Blitz 7/16/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/legal-stuff-with-sheurger-and-a-very-bad-national-anthem-morning-blitz-7-16-24--60707585</link><description><![CDATA[Robert Scheurger was in to talk drone laws and that Alec Baldwin case. We also talked about farm life and that horrible national anthem courtesy of Igrid Andress. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60707585</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 14:32:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60707585/blitz_morning_7_16_24.mp3" length="78116052" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674/cb351a40-1a46-4fb8-9df3-81a70895c674.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Robert Scheurger was in to talk drone laws and that Alec Baldwin case. We also talked about farm life and that horrible national anthem courtesy of Igrid Andress. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Robert Scheurger was in to talk drone laws and that Alec Baldwin case. We also talked about farm life and that horrible national anthem courtesy of Igrid Andress. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4883</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,homerunderby,ingridandress,morningblitz,nationalanthem,warforyoulaw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fishing, Animal Theft, and a Blitz Rock Rundown | Morning Blitz 7/15/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fishing-animal-theft-and-a-blitz-rock-rundown-morning-blitz-7-15-24--60697548</link><description><![CDATA[We are back with live shows. Rick has a connection to the guy that robbed Petland. Tess is in for the Blitz Rock Rundown, we went fishing, and there is a swingers club in Grove City. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60697548</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2024 16:09:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60697548/blitz_morning_7_15_24.mp3" length="80206265" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66/2310cbef-281b-4ccb-95b6-7ec6e5a07c66.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are back with live shows. Rick has a connection to the guy that robbed Petland. Tess is in for the Blitz Rock Rundown, we went fishing, and there is a swingers club in Grove City. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are back with live shows. Rick has a connection to the guy that robbed Petland. Tess is in for the Blitz Rock Rundown, we went fishing, and there is a swingers club in Grove City. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,fishing,morningblitz,petland,seether,swinger,theft</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fireworks, Couples Therapy, and Aliens | Morning Blitz 7/03/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fireworks-couples-therapy-and-aliens-morning-blitz-7-03-24--60589401</link><description><![CDATA[We talked fireworks and how late is too late? Aliens living on earth and couples therapy. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60589401</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2024 14:12:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60589401/blitz_morning_7_3_24.mp3" length="80741253" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26/062b7c17-24a4-49bb-b764-ee631d27ce26.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked fireworks and how late is too late? Aliens living on earth and couples therapy. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked fireworks and how late is too late? Aliens living on earth and couples therapy. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5047</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4thofjuly,aliens,columbus,explosives,fireworks,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Time Off For The 4th and Dad Cheated | Morning Blitz 7/02/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/time-off-for-the-4th-and-dad-cheated-morning-blitz-7-02-24--60578088</link><description><![CDATA[There are those who think we should all get a week off, with pay, for the 4th. We talked about that. We also discussed a cheating dad and how his kids are feel about his new Only Fans girlfriend. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60578088</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 14:07:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60578088/blitz_morning_7_2_24.mp3" length="81278331" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f/f9ed396d-2399-45ee-b6f1-c3feccb08b6f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are those who think we should all get a week off, with pay, for the 4th. We talked about that. We also discussed a cheating dad and how his kids are feel about his new Only Fans girlfriend. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are those who think we should all get a week off, with pay, for the 4th. We talked about that. We also discussed a cheating dad and how his kids are feel about his new Only Fans girlfriend. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5080</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheating,columbus,july4th,morningblitz,onlyfans,vacation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drones, Fireworks, and Tess | Morning Blitz 7/01/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drones-fireworks-and-tess-morning-blitz-7-01-24--60565892</link><description><![CDATA[A guy shot a drone out of the sky with one shot, but he isn't legally ok. Random facts, and a Nickelback documentary. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60565892</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 13:56:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60565892/blitz_morning_7_1_24.mp3" length="78420744" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a/3092487d-4a9c-4506-ba78-c86088bad41a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy shot a drone out of the sky with one shot, but he isn't legally ok. Random facts, and a Nickelback documentary. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy shot a drone out of the sky with one shot, but he isn't legally ok. Random facts, and a Nickelback documentary. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4902</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,drones,fireworks,morningblitz,nickelback</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Debate Humor, Worklplace Parking, and Better Than 80% | Morning Blitz 6/28/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/debate-humor-worklplace-parking-and-better-than-80-morning-blitz-6-28-24--60538706</link><description><![CDATA[There was a debate and yeah, it was awful. Some people declare their work parking spot theirs, despite that not being the case. Littering and we wonder what you might be better at than 80% of the population. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60538706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2024 14:08:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60538706/blitz_morning_6_28_24.mp3" length="76955379" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff/c0b598b0-8667-4bb9-8af9-758d843e60ff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There was a debate and yeah, it was awful. Some people declare their work parking spot theirs, despite that not being the case. Littering and we wonder what you might be better at than 80% of the population. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There was a debate and yeah, it was awful. Some people declare their work parking spot theirs, despite that not being the case. Littering and we wonder what you might be better at than 80% of the population. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4810</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>campaign,columbus,golf,litter,morningblitz,parking,presidentialdebate,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or Nope, Peeping Drones and a Hauk Tuah Update | Morning Blitz 6/27/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-nope-peeping-drones-and-a-hauk-tuah-update-morning-blitz-6-27-24--60528249</link><description><![CDATA[Some things people do or are they not? We also talked about the fact that people are using drones to invade privacy. We also have an update on the Hauk Tuah girl. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60528249</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2024 14:42:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60528249/blitz_morning_6_27_24.mp3" length="80072936" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a/01ead30f-7a80-4c8d-9f71-753fcd2ee37a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some things people do or are they not? We also talked about the fact that people are using drones to invade privacy. We also have an update on the Hauk Tuah girl. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some things people do or are they not? We also talked about the fact that people are using drones to invade privacy. We also have an update on the Hauk Tuah girl. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5005</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,drones,haileywelch,hauktuah,invasionofprivacy,morningblitz,normalornope,peeping</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hauk Tuah and a Heated Couples Therapy | Morning Blitz 6/26/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hauk-tuah-and-a-heated-couples-therapy-morning-blitz-6-26-24--60516032</link><description><![CDATA[We finally talk the, "Hauk Tuah," girl. Her name is Hailey Welch and she may have lost her teaching gig. Shouldn't matter though. She is beyond viral and now selling merch. We also had a heated Couples Therapy about when you should tell the truth. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60516032</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 14:21:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60516032/blitz_morning_6_26_24.mp3" length="79818817" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7/b96a193f-f782-469e-a8f7-dfdc5e8262d7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We finally talk the, "Hauk Tuah," girl. Her name is Hailey Welch and she may have lost her teaching gig. Shouldn't matter though. She is beyond viral and now selling merch. We also had a heated Couples Therapy about when you should tell the truth. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We finally talk the, "Hauk Tuah," girl. Her name is Hailey Welch and she may have lost her teaching gig. Shouldn't matter though. She is beyond viral and now selling merch. We also had a heated Couples Therapy about when you should tell the truth. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4989</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,haileywelch,hauktuah,morningblitz,relatiionships</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Boss Takes Your Phone and an Epic Soundiculous | Morning Blitz 6/25/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/boss-takes-your-phone-and-an-epic-soundiculous-morning-blitz-6-25-24--60503504</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly was fighting the power when it comes to employers confiscating cell phones. We also played an epic game of Soundiculous. You gotta hear Kelly!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60503504</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:06:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60503504/blitz_morning_6_25_24.mp3" length="79532515" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb/cb9ddd37-bb50-4da5-93c8-7d9a73056dfb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly was fighting the power when it comes to employers confiscating cell phones. We also played an epic game of Soundiculous. You gotta hear Kelly!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly was fighting the power when it comes to employers confiscating cell phones. We also played an epic game of Soundiculous. You gotta hear Kelly!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4971</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cellphone,columbus,employer,games,morningblitz,rules,soundiculous,theblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bad Alarms and Cancelled Booty Basketball | Morning Blitz 6/24/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-alarms-and-cancelled-booty-basketball-morning-blitz-6-24-24--60490211</link><description><![CDATA[Bad news. The Booty Basketball charity game has been cancelled. Lewis' neighbor will not cut his grass, despite the rest of the neighborhood offering to do it for him. We also discovered what people find to be the most annoying alarm to wake up to. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60490211</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 14:19:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60490211/blitz_morning_6_24_24.mp3" length="74182220" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6/4573d608-bd0e-4593-8c84-66a260abbaf6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bad news. The Booty Basketball charity game has been cancelled. Lewis' neighbor will not cut his grass, despite the rest of the neighborhood offering to do it for him. We also discovered what people find to be the most annoying alarm to wake up to. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bad news. The Booty Basketball charity game has been cancelled. Lewis' neighbor will not cut his grass, despite the rest of the neighborhood offering to do it for him. We also discovered what people find to be the most annoying alarm to wake up to. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4637</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alarms,apple,bootybasketball,columbus,grass,morningblitz,neighborhoods</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Got Somethin, Men In Robes, and Swimming Pool Manners | Morning Blitz 6/21/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-got-somethin-men-in-robes-and-swimming-pool-manners-morning-blitz-6-21-24--60462098</link><description><![CDATA[A guy is getting sued for not taking his girl to the airport. Pool manners are becoming an issue at public pools. Men wearing robes is becoming more of a trend. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60462098</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 13:59:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60462098/blitz_morning_6_21_24.mp3" length="77047330" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3/87f88b7a-0a62-43d9-80fd-17d327504fb3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy is getting sued for not taking his girl to the airport. Pool manners are becoming an issue at public pools. Men wearing robes is becoming more of a trend. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy is getting sued for not taking his girl to the airport. Pool manners are becoming an issue at public pools. Men wearing robes is becoming more of a trend. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4816</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,manners,morningblitz,pool,relationships,robes,swimmingpools</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or Not, What Part of Town Thinks They're The Best | Morning Blitz 6/20/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-not-what-part-of-town-thinks-they-re-the-best-morning-blitz-6-20-24--60450043</link><description><![CDATA[We played Normal or Not and apparently people listen to dirty audio books while they work. We also asked Blitz Nation to tell us what part of town thinks they're the best. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60450043</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:11:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60450043/blitz_morning_6_20_24.mp3" length="48295500" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f/81b40de3-98df-4449-898b-0e09ea0df61f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We played Normal or Not and apparently people listen to dirty audio books while they work. We also asked Blitz Nation to tell us what part of town thinks they're the best. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We played Normal or Not and apparently people listen to dirty audio books while they work. We also asked Blitz Nation to tell us what part of town thinks they're the best. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3019</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arlington,bexley,blitz,canal,canalwinchester,columbus,morning,morningblitz,music,normal,normalornot,not,ohio,podcast,radio,rock,upper,upperarlington,westerville,winchester</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sonic Temple Moves, Workplace Drama, and Vacation With Family | Morning Blitz 6/19/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-temple-moves-workplace-drama-and-vacation-with-family-morning-blitz-6-19-24--60437728</link><description><![CDATA[Sonic is moving weekends next May. Kelly told us about some workplace drama and a wife isn't happy her husband spends so much time with his family. Oh yeah, during his family vacation. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60437728</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2024 13:59:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60437728/blitz_morning_6_19_24.mp3" length="82530954" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab/3cd6a432-0b77-4e87-a5e3-3046268525ab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sonic is moving weekends next May. Kelly told us about some workplace drama and a wife isn't happy her husband spends so much time with his family. Oh yeah, during his family vacation. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sonic is moving weekends next May. Kelly told us about some workplace drama and a wife isn't happy her husband spends so much time with his family. Oh yeah, during his family vacation. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5159</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,columbus,drama,morning,morningblitz,podcast,radio,show,sonic,temple,work,workplace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cut Off Junk, Social Media Warnings, and Stuck On Rides | Morning Blitz 6/18/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cut-off-junk-social-media-warnings-and-stuck-on-rides-morning-blitz-6-18-24--60423549</link><description><![CDATA[A woman pulled a, "Lorena Bobbit," on her guy. It didn't go well. They are reccomending warnings on Social Media and we wondered if you've ever had a bad carnival ride experience? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60423549</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 14:12:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60423549/blitz_morning_6_18_24.mp3" length="79927487" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc/757e11c1-fe06-4e7b-9104-2128d5f3f2bc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman pulled a, "Lorena Bobbit," on her guy. It didn't go well. They are reccomending warnings on Social Media and we wondered if you've ever had a bad carnival ride experience? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman pulled a, "Lorena Bobbit," on her guy. It didn't go well. They are reccomending warnings on Social Media and we wondered if you've ever had a bad carnival ride experience? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,cedarpoint,columbus,crime,kingsisland,label,morning,morningblitz,penis,podcast,radio,rides,warning,warninglabel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cheater Sues Apple, Ozempic Side Effects and Chik Fil-a Summer Camp | Morning Blitz 6/17/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheater-sues-apple-ozempic-side-effects-and-chik-fil-a-summer-camp-morning-blitz-6-17-24--60411771</link><description><![CDATA[ A guy gets caught cheating and wants to sue Apple. Ozempic has some side effects that some might like. Ever go to summer camp? Chik Fil-a has a new one. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60411771</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2024 14:06:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60411771/blitz_morning_6_17_24.mp3" length="79002543" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501/d692d0ad-8949-40fb-b559-af1396b98501.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> A guy gets caught cheating and wants to sue Apple. Ozempic has some side effects that some might like. Ever go to summer camp? Chik Fil-a has a new one. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ A guy gets caught cheating and wants to sue Apple. Ozempic has some side effects that some might like. Ever go to summer camp? Chik Fil-a has a new one. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4938</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,cheating,chikfila,columbus,morningblitz,ozempic,summercamp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Will Smith, Father's Day, and More | Morning Blitz 6/14/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/will-smith-father-s-day-and-more-morning-blitz-6-14-24--60385631</link><description><![CDATA[The slap and a day for dad. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60385631</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2024 14:42:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60385631/blitz_morning_6_14_24.mp3" length="75276437" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8/9384974a-2b9c-47ed-a0c5-aa375a2d7bc8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The slap and a day for dad. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The slap and a day for dad. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4705</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitz,chris,chrisrock,columbus,comedian,comedy,dad,father,fathers,fathersday,morning,morningblitz,podcast,rob,robschneider,rock,schneider,show,smith,will</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shower Falls, Rudeness, and Boobs | Morning Blitz 6/13/24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shower-falls-rudeness-and-boobs-morning-blitz-6-13-24--60380365</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis nearly fell in the shower. People are rude and we dove into staring at boobs. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60380365</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2024 01:35:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60380365/blitz_morning_6_13_24.mp3" length="79039741" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b/779543f0-f4fd-4445-9b7f-df8d3418b85b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis nearly fell in the shower. People are rude and we dove into staring at boobs. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis nearly fell in the shower. 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It is free to get in, but we still asked..why? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>376</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arizona,art,columbus,morningblitz,museum,poo,pooseum</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>He Wants The Stripper Jailed, But He Sure Knows A Lot About Her Video</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/he-wants-the-stripper-jailed-but-he-sure-knows-a-lot-about-her-video--60266266</link><description><![CDATA[A teacher made a video stripping in class. This guy is not happy, but he sure can describe her video routine. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60266266</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2024 19:59:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60266266/ktl_stripper_class.mp3" length="15240681" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264/0774d0c9-1585-459b-8051-fcb53e789264.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A teacher made a video stripping in class. This guy is not happy, but he sure can describe her video routine. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A teacher made a video stripping in class. This guy is not happy, but he sure can describe her video routine. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>953</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,foxhole,houseofbabes,morning,morningblitz,stripper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Wants Us To Take a Group Vacation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-wants-us-to-take-a-group-vacation--60214479</link><description><![CDATA[We discussed the one thing we need on vacation. We also talked about where we would go. 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We also talked about where we would go. Kelly would hike, Lewis to Greece, and Thick cock fishing?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discussed the one thing we need on vacation. We also talked about where we would go. Kelly would hike, Lewis to Greece, and Thick cock fishing?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>747</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,fishing,morningblitz,unplug,vacation,wifi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If Slogans Were Brutally Honest</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-slogans-were-brutally-honest--60214478</link><description><![CDATA[What if brands had brutally honest logos? We asked that question and mentioned a few. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60214478</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 21:48:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60214478/ktl_brutally_honest.mp3" length="5317076" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773/0fc3a003-e115-4ed0-8f04-152242458773.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What if brands had brutally honest logos? We asked that question and mentioned a few. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What if brands had brutally honest logos? We asked that question and mentioned a few. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>333</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brands,columbus,morningblitz,motel6,panerabread,slogans,tacobell,whitecastle</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating Apps For Kids WTF!?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dating-apps-for-kids-wtf--60201835</link><description><![CDATA[Kids have phones. Kids are using dating apps. Parents are shocked. WTF]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60201835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 20:32:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60201835/ktl_kid_date.mp3" length="11081836" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77/6c4dd0b5-f1fb-4fa0-8f45-6c80fa8a9f77.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kids have phones. Kids are using dating apps. Parents are shocked. WTF</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kids have phones. Kids are using dating apps. Parents are shocked. 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They took some time to talk with Thick Rick and Lewis about music and Celebrity Family Fued! <br /><br />*** apologies for the audio. we couldn't control it. ****]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60160801</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2024 14:04:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60160801/ktl_daughtry.mp3" length="9338743" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f/ba7a5c65-6dda-416a-a02c-50b5a585f88f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Daughtry has a strong new single and Jacoby is working on new Papa Roach material. They took some time to talk with Thick Rick and Lewis about music and Celebrity Family Fued! 

*** apologies for the audio. we couldn't control it. ****</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Daughtry has a strong new single and Jacoby is working on new Papa Roach material. They took some time to talk with Thick Rick and Lewis about music and Celebrity Family Fued! <br /><br />*** apologies for the audio. we couldn't control it. ****]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>584</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,daughtry,jacobushaddix,leavealighton,morningblitz,music,paparoach,pieces,rock,scars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drugs, Side Effects, and Virgin Island</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drugs-side-effects-and-virgin-island--60154384</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about some surprising side effects to weightloss drugs and a new show about virigns on an island]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60154384</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 19:59:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60154384/ktl_virgin_island.mp3" length="2986536" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88/994e646c-bca3-405e-b4da-743254494a88.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about some surprising side effects to weightloss drugs and a new show about virigns on an island</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about some surprising side effects to weightloss drugs and a new show about virigns on an island]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,moringblitz,ozempic,tussin,tv,virgin,virginisland</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Little War4you.com On Air To Talk Current Events</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-little-war4you-com-on-air-to-talk-current-events--60154383</link><description><![CDATA[Our pal Robert Schuerger came in to talk about some stuff. Weed laws, the NFL, and exactly what crime are they saying Trump committed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60154383</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 19:56:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60154383/ktl_schuerger_pt1.mp3" length="23940501" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b/13b434dd-00ea-4a08-89ec-a5de1d6b509b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our pal Robert Schuerger came in to talk about some stuff. Weed laws, the NFL, and exactly what crime are they saying Trump committed. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our pal Robert Schuerger came in to talk about some stuff. Weed laws, the NFL, and exactly what crime are they saying Trump committed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1497</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ashleymadison,columbus,hushmoney,morningblitz,nfl,ohio,trump,war4you.com,warforyou.com,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>He Got Caught Cause The Dog Had That Thong Tha Thong Thong Thong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/he-got-caught-cause-the-dog-had-that-thong-tha-thong-thong-thong--60119280</link><description><![CDATA[Guy got caught cheating when his dog at the thong of his mistress. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60119280</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2024 20:04:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60119280/ktl_dog_cheating.mp3" length="17262767" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2/fa308766-67f3-4ae2-8ba6-6ef2bd234eb2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Guy got caught cheating when his dog at the thong of his mistress. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Guy got caught cheating when his dog at the thong of his mistress. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1079</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheating,columbus,dog,morningblitz,thong</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Things Got a Little H-O-T For The K-I-D</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/things-got-a-little-h-o-t-for-the-k-i-d--60119281</link><description><![CDATA[Kid Rock gave an interview with Rolling Stone. He allegedly waived a gun and dropped a few racial slurs. 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He allegedly waived a gun and dropped a few racial slurs. We talked about it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kid Rock gave an interview with Rolling Stone. He allegedly waived a gun and dropped a few racial slurs. We talked about it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,kidrock,morningblitz,rollingstone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dan Got Himself Engaged at Sonic Temple 2024</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dan-got-himself-engaged-at-sonic-temple-2024--60101017</link><description><![CDATA[ Dan reached out to us before Sonic Temple. He wanted to propose to his longtime girlfriend Jen. We had him surprise her at the Blitz Boombox and this is how that went down...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60101017</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2024 19:15:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60101017/ktl_sonic_proposal.mp3" length="1690746" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5/0f9bea1b-7e1d-4789-8a3b-15d35f265bc5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Dan reached out to us before Sonic Temple. He wanted to propose to his longtime girlfriend Jen. We had him surprise her at the Blitz Boombox and this is how that went down...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Dan reached out to us before Sonic Temple. He wanted to propose to his longtime girlfriend Jen. 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She even has rules ...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly has determined that Sonic Temple needs a hug pit. She even has rules ...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>325</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,hugpit,hugs,morningblitz,pit,sonic,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Rules to Crowd Surfing According to Thick Rick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-rules-to-crowd-surfing-according-to-thick-rick--60050379</link><description><![CDATA[Crowd surfing is big at concerts. With Sonic Temple, Thick layed upon us the rules to proper crowd surfing. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60050379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2024 20:09:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60050379/ktl_crowd_surf.mp3" length="7542709" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18/faab062a-3925-4c54-ac5d-e64c86011b18.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Crowd surfing is big at concerts. With Sonic Temple, Thick layed upon us the rules to proper crowd surfing. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Crowd surfing is big at concerts. With Sonic Temple, Thick layed upon us the rules to proper crowd surfing. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,concert,crowdsurfing,morningblitz,sonic,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick's Rules Of The Mosh Pit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-s-rules-of-the-mosh-pit--60027657</link><description><![CDATA[Sonic Temple is 48 hours away. 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In this case, she will tell you exactly how you should treat your mom on her day. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59973223</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2024 21:34:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59973223/ktl_mom_rant.mp3" length="6997272" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ff6923c7-1602-4730-a8cb-4d1ec69f2446/ff6923c7-1602-4730-a8cb-4d1ec69f2446.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leave it to the internet to allow the next generation to scold you. In this case, she will tell you exactly how you should treat your mom on her day. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leave it to the internet to allow the next generation to scold you. In this case, she will tell you exactly how you should treat your mom on her day. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,genz,mom,morningblitz,mothersday,rant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Foods Everyone Likes, But You Think Are Just OK</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/foods-everyone-likes-but-you-think-are-just-ok--59947000</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis had dinner that the kids in his house raved about. He thought it was just blah. We asked if there was a place everyone loves, but you might think is marginal at best. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59947000</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2024 15:23:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59947000/ktl_huey_magoo.mp3" length="11228691" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576/5b4aa262-5d9f-4aab-9dc1-956899be1576.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis had dinner that the kids in his house raved about. He thought it was just blah. We asked if there was a place everyone loves, but you might think is marginal at best. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis had dinner that the kids in his house raved about. He thought it was just blah. We asked if there was a place everyone loves, but you might think is marginal at best. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>702</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arbys,canes,chipotle,columbus,food,hueymagoos,morningblitz,qdoba,rax,syline</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Guy Has Surgery and Now Has Diarrhea 15 Times A Day!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/guy-has-surgery-and-now-has-diarrhea-15-times-a-day--59947001</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes called rapid gastric emptying, <b>dumping syndrome most often occurs as a result of surgery on your stomach or esophagus</b>.This guy has ths issue. 15 times a day!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59947001</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2024 15:20:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59947001/ktl_diareha.mp3" length="5212168" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4/d3445941-ace8-4087-b1e9-93d642b861b4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sometimes called rapid gastric emptying, dumping syndrome most often occurs as a result of surgery on your stomach or esophagus.This guy has ths issue. 15 times a day!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sometimes called rapid gastric emptying, <b>dumping syndrome most often occurs as a result of surgery on your stomach or esophagus</b>.This guy has ths issue. 15 times a day!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>326</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,bowels,columbus,diarrhea,morningblitz,surgery</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Windshield Wiper Anxiety...Yeah That Is a Thing!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/windshield-wiper-anxiety-yeah-that-is-a-thing--59946999</link><description><![CDATA[ People are keying in on how fast or slow other drivers windshield wipers are going. They adjust their speed accordingly and actually have anxiety over this. That is a real thing and we dove into it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59946999</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2024 15:15:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59946999/ktl_wipers.mp3" length="8221056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860/29c22331-48ed-4b2d-b6d4-ec946f1de860.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> People are keying in on how fast or slow other drivers windshield wipers are going. They adjust their speed accordingly and actually have anxiety over this. That is a real thing and we dove into it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ People are keying in on how fast or slow other drivers windshield wipers are going. They adjust their speed accordingly and actually have anxiety over this. That is a real thing and we dove into it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>514</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cars,columbus,driving,morningblitz,rainx,traffic,windshield,wipers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In This World, Ladies Would Rather Be Alone in The Woods With A Bear</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-this-world-ladies-would-rather-be-alone-in-the-woods-with-a-bear--59931026</link><description><![CDATA[Women were asked whether or not they would rather be trapped in the woods with a man or a bear. The majority said a bear. We asked the ladies of Blitz Nation to weigh in.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59931026</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 19:41:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59931026/ktl_man_or_bear.mp3" length="10610796" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd/5cac4c1a-6a3e-4a2b-9275-e4ba2a9a94fd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Women were asked whether or not they would rather be trapped in the woods with a man or a bear. The majority said a bear. We asked the ladies of Blitz Nation to weigh in.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Women were asked whether or not they would rather be trapped in the woods with a man or a bear. The majority said a bear. We asked the ladies of Blitz Nation to weigh in.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>664</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bear,columbus,dating,man,morningblitz,woods</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Power Ballads. Cuz Everyone Has a Soft Side?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/power-ballads-cuz-everyone-has-a-soft-side--59931027</link><description><![CDATA[UltimateClassicRock.com ranked the 50 greatest power ballads in rock history.<br /><br />Here are the Top 10:<br />1. "Purple Rain", Prince<br />2. "Alone", Heart<br />3. "November Rain", Guns N' Roses<br />4. "Don't Stop Believin'", Journey<br />5. "I Want to Know What Love Is", Foreigner<br />6. "Home Sweet Home", Motley Crue<br />7. "Dream On", Aerosmith<br />8. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)", Meat Loaf<br />9. "Sister Christian", Night Ranger<br />10. "Heaven", Bryan Adams<br /><br />We thought Blitznation could do better, but we did dive into this. <br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59931027</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 19:37:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59931027/ktl_power_ballads.mp3" length="8748788" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17/435b07e2-6bcb-4d39-b9fd-44f944961c17.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>UltimateClassicRock.com ranked the 50 greatest power ballads in rock history.

Here are the Top 10:
1. "Purple Rain", Prince
2. "Alone", Heart
3. "November Rain", Guns N' Roses
4. "Don't Stop Believin'", Journey
5. "I Want to Know What Love Is",...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[UltimateClassicRock.com ranked the 50 greatest power ballads in rock history.<br /><br />Here are the Top 10:<br />1. "Purple Rain", Prince<br />2. "Alone", Heart<br />3. "November Rain", Guns N' Roses<br />4. "Don't Stop Believin'", Journey<br />5. "I Want to Know What Love Is", Foreigner<br />6. "Home Sweet Home", Motley Crue<br />7. "Dream On", Aerosmith<br />8. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)", Meat Loaf<br />9. "Sister Christian", Night Ranger<br />10. "Heaven", Bryan Adams<br /><br />We thought Blitznation could do better, but we did dive into this. <br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>547</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aerosmith,columbus,gnr,gunsnroses,heart,morningblitz,motleycrue,music,powerballads,prince,purplerain,warrant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Nu Metal Mt Rushmore Discussion</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-nu-metal-mt-rushmore-discussion--59795974</link><description><![CDATA[There are a lot of great Nu Metal bands out there. We asked you to pick 4 and put them on your Mt Rushmore. Who you got? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59795974</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2024 14:50:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59795974/ktl_nu_met_rushmore.mp3" length="10471349" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are a lot of great Nu Metal bands out there. We asked you to pick 4 and put them on your Mt Rushmore. Who you got? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There are a lot of great Nu Metal bands out there. We asked you to pick 4 and put them on your Mt Rushmore. Who you got? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>655</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>audioslave,disturbed,drowningpool,korn,linkinpark,morningblitz,mudvayne,numetal,paparoach,shinedown,tool</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Struggles of Regularity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-struggles-of-regularity--59795975</link><description><![CDATA[ Lewis had some anxiety. Big Star Wars Blitz event at COSI. He hadn't gone to the bathroom yet and was worried that it would happen in that galaxy far, far, away. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59795975</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2024 14:36:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59795975/ktl_regular.mp3" length="4593589" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Lewis had some anxiety. Big Star Wars Blitz event at COSI. He hadn't gone to the bathroom yet and was worried that it would happen in that galaxy far, far, away. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Lewis had some anxiety. Big Star Wars Blitz event at COSI. He hadn't gone to the bathroom yet and was worried that it would happen in that galaxy far, far, away. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>287</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathrooms,columbus,cosi,darthvader,jedi,maytheforcebewithyou,maythefourthbewithyou,morningblitz,starwars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weclome To The Wild Kingdom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weclome-to-the-wild-kingdom--59774843</link><description><![CDATA[First 2 lions just decide to get it on. We heard about kids who watch a bear eat ducklings and Lewis walked in on his dogs getting it on. Prety much a wild kingdom today.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59774843</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2024 15:12:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59774843/ktl_wild_kingdom.mp3" length="9381311" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2/9a856064-bb5e-4be6-8562-9ba3ebb74fa2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>First 2 lions just decide to get it on. We heard about kids who watch a bear eat ducklings and Lewis walked in on his dogs getting it on. Prety much a wild kingdom today.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[First 2 lions just decide to get it on. We heard about kids who watch a bear eat ducklings and Lewis walked in on his dogs getting it on. Prety much a wild kingdom today.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>587</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animals,columbus,ducks,fixed,lions,morningblitz,zoo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Struggle For The Beautiful People Continues</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-struggle-for-the-beautiful-people-continues--59774842</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when you date one who is such a 10, they get all the attention. The pressure of outkicking your coverage is real. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59774842</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2024 15:09:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59774842/ktl_pretty_2.mp3" length="12066281" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b/62abc47a-eada-4b31-9771-74ba977d6e6b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when you date one who is such a 10, they get all the attention. The pressure of outkicking your coverage is real. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when you date one who is such a 10, they get all the attention. The pressure of outkicking your coverage is real. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>754</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beautiful,columbus,dating,marriage,morningblitz,prettypeople</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Words We'd Like To Go Away Pt 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/words-we-d-like-to-go-away-pt-1--59750694</link><description><![CDATA[We found out yesterday that, "Gypsy," might now be a bad word. We started a list of other words we want to see go away. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59750694</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 14:46:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59750694/ktl_words_pt1.mp3" length="14162764" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e/590a2643-347a-4d1d-b599-d2bde863557e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We found out yesterday that, "Gypsy," might now be a bad word. We started a list of other words we want to see go away. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We found out yesterday that, "Gypsy," might now be a bad word. We started a list of other words we want to see go away. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>886</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bruh,columbus,cray,cringe,gypsy,morningblitz,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Struggles of The Beautiful People</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-struggles-of-the-beautiful-people--59750695</link><description><![CDATA[There are different levels of beautiful people. We had no idea, but their struggle is real ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59750695</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 14:40:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59750695/ktl_levels_of_beautiful_people.mp3" length="8812051" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae/bb2b559f-28a6-4f82-a8da-c8119249cbae.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There are different levels of beautiful people. 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She thinks America needs a hug and found the most cringe worthy way to tell us. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59750696</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 14:38:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59750696/ktl_country_mom.mp3" length="4316064" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3/b296339c-97e3-45ec-b67d-aa1f2d12cdf3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Drew Barrymore used to be a wild child, pose for Playboy, and be quite a rebel. Those days are gone. She thinks America needs a hug and found the most cringe worthy way to tell us. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Drew Barrymore used to be a wild child, pose for Playboy, and be quite a rebel. Those days are gone. She thinks America needs a hug and found the most cringe worthy way to tell us. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>270</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,cringe,drewbarrymore,kamalaharris,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Linkin Park, Amy Lee, and Motley Crue Check Out The Rundown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/linkin-park-amy-lee-and-motley-crue-check-out-the-rundown--59707006</link><description><![CDATA[Tess came in with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Amy Lee joinging Linkin Park and are mixed on the new Motley Crue track. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59707006</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 19:45:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59707006/ktl_mc_rndn.mp3" length="14475398" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e/75336191-fb31-45a1-8203-85c4d760fa6e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tess came in with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Amy Lee joinging Linkin Park and are mixed on the new Motley Crue track. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tess came in with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Amy Lee joinging Linkin Park and are mixed on the new Motley Crue track. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>905</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amylee,columnus,fishing,lasagna,linkinpark,morningblitz,motleycrue</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>1 900 I Just Need To Cry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-900-i-just-need-to-cry--59707005</link><description><![CDATA[Back in the day, you might have run up your phone bill by calling a 1-900 Number. Thick found one that you could just call to cry and Kelly wants to hear confessons. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59707005</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 19:43:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59707005/ktl_phone_lines.mp3" length="6702611" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139/6700cb5c-e7a5-4d91-9bbb-eab8aebf1139.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back in the day, you might have run up your phone bill by calling a 1-900 Number. Thick found one that you could just call to cry and Kelly wants to hear confessons. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back in the day, you might have run up your phone bill by calling a 1-900 Number. Thick found one that you could just call to cry and Kelly wants to hear confessons. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,confessional,cry,morningblitz,phoneline</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting Kicked Out or Asked To Leave. That Is The Discussion</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-kicked-out-or-asked-to-leave-that-is-the-discussion--59666393</link><description><![CDATA[KQ had a friend that was kickout of a Valvoline. We wanted to know if thre was anyplace that you had been kicked out of. One proud card carrying member of Blitz Nation was kicked out of a state! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59666393</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:53:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59666393/ktl_kciked_out.mp3" length="14560165" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7/21fc2bc7-2e54-41ac-992a-686d08f20da7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>KQ had a friend that was kickout of a Valvoline. We wanted to know if thre was anyplace that you had been kicked out of. One proud card carrying member of Blitz Nation was kicked out of a state! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[KQ had a friend that was kickout of a Valvoline. We wanted to know if thre was anyplace that you had been kicked out of. One proud card carrying member of Blitz Nation was kicked out of a state! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>910</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,kickedout,leave,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bobaflex At The Newport Tomorrow and Playing Soundiculous Today</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bobaflex-at-the-newport-tomorrow-and-playing-soundiculous-today--59666392</link><description><![CDATA[Marty, Sean, and Jimmy from Bobaflex stopped by. We talked about their show tomorrow night at the Newport, but we also had them play a cutthroat game of Soundiculous! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59666392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:50:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59666392/ktl_boba.mp3" length="20090917" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75/37540a00-d89d-44f4-97b4-fee7ae629c75.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Marty, Sean, and Jimmy from Bobaflex stopped by. We talked about their show tomorrow night at the Newport, but we also had them play a cutthroat game of Soundiculous! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marty, Sean, and Jimmy from Bobaflex stopped by. We talked about their show tomorrow night at the Newport, but we also had them play a cutthroat game of Soundiculous! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1256</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobaflex,columbus,morningblitz,music,soundiculous,tattoos,thenewport</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Sang Some Megadeth For Someone To Win Tickets</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-sang-some-megadeth-for-someone-to-win-tickets--59636759</link><description><![CDATA[ We have tickets to Megadeth in Cincinnati. Kelly sings a song and you guess which one! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59636759</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:44:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59636759/ktl_kelly_sings_megatdeth.mp3" length="3468025" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9/e14b29c5-6638-4e00-932e-471e0105f1b9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We have tickets to Megadeth in Cincinnati. Kelly sings a song and you guess which one! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We have tickets to Megadeth in Cincinnati. Kelly sings a song and you guess which one! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>217</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cincinnati,columbus,megadeth,metal,morningblitz,music</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lewis Got Lost</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lewis-got-lost--59636539</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis was hiking in Groveport and took a wrong turn. He found his way back nearly 20,000 steps later. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59636539</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:42:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59636539/ktl_lewis_lost.mp3" length="3747221" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba/27962d2e-6cd3-4687-8d01-fed88f6281ba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis was hiking in Groveport and took a wrong turn. He found his way back nearly 20,000 steps later. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis was hiking in Groveport and took a wrong turn. He found his way back nearly 20,000 steps later. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>235</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,directions,gps,groveport,hiking,lost,morningblitz,trails</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Alec Baldwin and Crackhead Barney Pt 2: The Update</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/alec-baldwin-and-crackhead-barney-pt-2-the-update--59636538</link><description><![CDATA[A couple of days ago we talked about a You Tuber who harrassed Alec Baldwin. We have an update and determined that people still hate Baldwin. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59636538</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:40:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59636538/ktl_alec_crackhead.mp3" length="6270859" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369/92d01a04-be3f-49f9-bf4f-e8ba2bd87369.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A couple of days ago we talked about a You Tuber who harrassed Alec Baldwin. We have an update and determined that people still hate Baldwin. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A couple of days ago we talked about a You Tuber who harrassed Alec Baldwin. We have an update and determined that people still hate Baldwin. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>392</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alecbaldwin,brandonlee,columbus,crackhead,guns,morningblitz,rust,thecrow,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Dumps on Lewis' Job and Soundiculous Is Played</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-dumps-on-lewis-job-and-soundiculous-is-played--59615935</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis had a great idea for a job. He was super happy about it until Thick came along and took a dump on it. We then played Soundiculous. Spoiler alter: Thick did not win. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59615935</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:11:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59615935/ktl_sound.mp3" length="9600740" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d/0f623682-890d-4d28-8379-526f0736521d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis had a great idea for a job. He was super happy about it until Thick came along and took a dump on it. We then played Soundiculous. Spoiler alter: Thick did not win. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis had a great idea for a job. He was super happy about it until Thick came along and took a dump on it. We then played Soundiculous. Spoiler alter: Thick did not win. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>600</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>askingalexandria,columbus,games,morningblitz,soundiculous,starwars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The High Cost of Fast Food</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-high-cost-of-fast-food--59615934</link><description><![CDATA[ Once upon a time we enjoyed 5 for 5, 3 dollar value meals, and ate like kings at Taco Bell. Those days are gone and people are not happy about it. We discussed the high cost of fast food! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59615934</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:05:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59615934/ktl_fast_food.mp3" length="25502415" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638/04201f67-9bc2-4f77-925c-0eab141d9638.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Once upon a time we enjoyed 5 for 5, 3 dollar value meals, and ate like kings at Taco Bell. Those days are gone and people are not happy about it. We discussed the high cost of fast food! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Once upon a time we enjoyed 5 for 5, 3 dollar value meals, and ate like kings at Taco Bell. Those days are gone and people are not happy about it. We discussed the high cost of fast food! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1594</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arbys,columbus,fastfood,fiveguys,morningblitz,tacobell,valuemeal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hetfield's Tat, Ozzy's Colab, and Tess Singing About Camel Toe</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hetfield-s-tat-ozzy-s-colab-and-tess-singing-about-camel-toe--59584932</link><description><![CDATA[ Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked about Ozzy's new colab, James Hetfield's new tat, and  camel toe? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59584932</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 14:43:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59584932/ktl_brr.mp3" length="13246598" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913/3816b459-518a-42c3-83f2-8ed36458e913.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked about Ozzy's new colab, James Hetfield's new tat, and  camel toe? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked about Ozzy's new colab, James Hetfield's new tat, and  camel toe? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>828</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cameltoe,columbus,jameshetfield,lemmy,metallica,morningblitz,motorhead,ozzy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All Fine Until You Throw Out Someone's English Muffins</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-fine-until-you-throw-out-someone-s-english-muffins--59584930</link><description><![CDATA[ Lewis had English Muffins in the fridge. They were pitched without his knowledge. We've all been there. You have something in the fridge you want to eat, but when you go to get it, gone! We discussed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59584930</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 14:41:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59584930/ktl_muffins.mp3" length="6189775" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490/8f786c2a-ee38-4f37-9e4a-b77086ab4490.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Lewis had English Muffins in the fridge. They were pitched without his knowledge. We've all been there. You have something in the fridge you want to eat, but when you go to get it, gone! We discussed. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Lewis had English Muffins in the fridge. They were pitched without his knowledge. We've all been there. You have something in the fridge you want to eat, but when you go to get it, gone! We discussed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,englishmuffins,food,fridge,morningblitz,refrigerator</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We All Have Pet Peeves When We Go Out to Eat!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-all-have-pet-peeves-when-we-go-out-to-eat--59584931</link><description><![CDATA[ We've all been there. The food isn't right, the service is bad, people's kids are out of control. We all have pet peeves when we go out to eat. We discussed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59584931</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 14:39:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59584931/ktl_restaruant_behavior.mp3" length="12134826" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459/92c1a358-246f-40a1-8e95-d05b85014459.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We've all been there. The food isn't right, the service is bad, people's kids are out of control. We all have pet peeves when we go out to eat. We discussed. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We've all been there. The food isn't right, the service is bad, people's kids are out of control. We all have pet peeves when we go out to eat. We discussed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>759</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,food,foodservice,moringblitz,petpeeves,restaraunts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sing For A Million Dollars</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sing-for-a-million-dollars--59554685</link><description><![CDATA[You have to pick one song and sing it perfectly. The prize is a million dollars. What would be your go to song? Rick picked GNR. Kelly went with Megadeath and Lewis chose Ice Ice Baby. Basically, it was Morning Blitz Karaoke. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59554685</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2024 17:37:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59554685/ktl_sing_for_a_mil.mp3" length="20857940" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a/96221af4-7f80-46dd-8308-35c530be105a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You have to pick one song and sing it perfectly. The prize is a million dollars. What would be your go to song? Rick picked GNR. Kelly went with Megadeath and Lewis chose Ice Ice Baby. Basically, it was Morning Blitz Karaoke. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You have to pick one song and sing it perfectly. The prize is a million dollars. What would be your go to song? Rick picked GNR. Kelly went with Megadeath and Lewis chose Ice Ice Baby. Basically, it was Morning Blitz Karaoke. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1304</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carpoolkaraoke,columbus,gunsnroses,iceicebaby,megatdeath,morningblitz,mrbrownstone,sweatingbullets,vanillaice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Day Off To Listen To The New Taylor Swift Album??!!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-day-off-to-listen-to-the-new-taylor-swift-album--59554683</link><description><![CDATA[ There are some parents giving kids the day off to listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Kelly was in love with this idea and Lewis was not. Shocker, they argued about it! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59554683</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2024 17:34:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59554683/ktl_ts_day.mp3" length="5897509" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a/132435b9-ec5f-4ebd-97c2-f42a24a0800a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> There are some parents giving kids the day off to listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Kelly was in love with this idea and Lewis was not. Shocker, they argued about it! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ There are some parents giving kids the day off to listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Kelly was in love with this idea and Lewis was not. Shocker, they argued about it! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>369</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,music,school,swifties,taylorswift,torturedpoetsdepartment</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick, Lewis, and The Mobile Weed Truck</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-lewis-and-the-mobile-weed-truck--59471374</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis and Thick had an idea to start a weed truck. They think they can jump into the food truck industry with a mobile weed truck. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59471374</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 14:45:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59471374/tkl_green_machine.mp3" length="4394222" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb/c722245b-75e5-4773-9f2a-0f9a009ad1fb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis and Thick had an idea to start a weed truck. They think they can jump into the food truck industry with a mobile weed truck. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis and Thick had an idea to start a weed truck. They think they can jump into the food truck industry with a mobile weed truck. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,dispensory,foodtrucks,morningblitz,pot,smokeweedeveryday,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blood Draws, Shower Habits, and Jelly Roll</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blood-draws-shower-habits-and-jelly-roll--59471375</link><description><![CDATA[ Tess was in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked fasting, shower habits, and a band named Jellyroll is suing Jelly Roll. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59471375</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 14:44:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59471375/ktl_jelly_roll.mp3" length="12309951" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418/117f3d19-a2cc-4161-99f4-80f70c147418.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Tess was in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked fasting, shower habits, and a band named Jellyroll is suing Jelly Roll. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Tess was in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked fasting, shower habits, and a band named Jellyroll is suing Jelly Roll. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>770</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitzrockrundown,columbus,fasting,jellyroll,morningblitz,nothingmore,shower</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bathroom Habits and The Cleanest Taint In Town</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bathroom-habits-and-the-cleanest-taint-in-town--59418644</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about unusal bathroom habits. The end of this one is worth the wait! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59418644</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2024 14:26:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59418644/ktl_taint.mp3" length="13722653" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f/84674a36-f518-43a9-b6cf-2689bf3a171f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about unusal bathroom habits. The end of this one is worth the wait! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about unusal bathroom habits. The end of this one is worth the wait! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>858</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ballwash,bathroom,clean,columbus,morningblitz,taint,toiletpaper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Old TV Show Redux</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/old-tv-show-redux--59418643</link><description><![CDATA[Every now and again they decide to bring back an old show. They are going to try again with Melrose Place. We asked Blitz Narion which show they would remake. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59418643</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2024 14:25:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59418643/ktl_tv_redeux.mp3" length="9322379" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241/6b0c3aea-c3db-4e37-88b2-a3a808aac241.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Every now and again they decide to bring back an old show. They are going to try again with Melrose Place. We asked Blitz Narion which show they would remake. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every now and again they decide to bring back an old show. They are going to try again with Melrose Place. 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We talked all about squatters, took a few questions from Blitz Nation, and got into some WWE. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59395361</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59395361/ktl_squatters_and_rj.mp3" length="21500874" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0/d1c0ba53-6e11-4fec-af1f-301f8db586d0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Our favorite attorney Rober Schuerger stopped by. We talked all about squatters, took a few questions from Blitz Nation, and got into some WWE. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Our favorite attorney Rober Schuerger stopped by. We talked all about squatters, took a few questions from Blitz Nation, and got into some WWE. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1344</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attorney,columbus,lottery,morningblitz,squatters,warforyou,warforyoulaw,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's The End Of Lunchables In School As We Know It, And I Feel Fine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-the-end-of-lunchables-in-school-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine--59395360</link><description><![CDATA[ School lunches are changing. Schools are beginning to do away with lunchables, but burritos and soybean burgers are still ok? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59395360</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 15:47:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59395360/ktl_lunchables.mp3" length="8328054" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf/5cb3fa5b-90b4-4d79-ab47-3981a5ea3bbf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> School lunches are changing. Schools are beginning to do away with lunchables, but burritos and soybean burgers are still ok? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ School lunches are changing. Schools are beginning to do away with lunchables, but burritos and soybean burgers are still ok? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>521</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chickennuggets,columbus,food,lunchables,lunchlady,morningblitz,schoollunch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick Wants To Climb The Sphinx</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-wants-to-climb-the-sphinx--59367216</link><description><![CDATA[ We spent the solar eclipse in Delaware. There is another one in a couple of years in Egypt. Hearing this, Thick Rick wants to climb the Sphinx to watch it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59367216</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 15:07:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59367216/ktl_pee_off_the_pyramid.mp3" length="4625354" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669/4e545a83-3951-4db2-a0ea-6a6a1ceaf669.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We spent the solar eclipse in Delaware. There is another one in a couple of years in Egypt. Hearing this, Thick Rick wants to climb the Sphinx to watch it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We spent the solar eclipse in Delaware. There is another one in a couple of years in Egypt. Hearing this, Thick Rick wants to climb the Sphinx to watch it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>289</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>climbing,columbus,eclipse,giza,luxor,morningblitz,pyramid,sphinx</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The High Cost of Band Merch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-high-cost-of-band-merch--59367215</link><description><![CDATA[ Band merch is a bit expensive. We found out now people are buying, but know nothing about the band. We discussed with Blitz Nation. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59367215</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 15:03:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59367215/ktl_band_shirts.mp3" length="9453200" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc/ffeb8aef-ec63-446f-ac3d-dd232b3d35cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Band merch is a bit expensive. We found out now people are buying, but know nothing about the band. We discussed with Blitz Nation. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Band merch is a bit expensive. We found out now people are buying, but know nothing about the band. We discussed with Blitz Nation. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>591</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bands,columbus,concert,defleppard,kiss,merch,metallic,morningblitz,nirvana,oliviarodrigo,sonictemple</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Friend Buys a Winning Powerball With Your Money. Does He Owe You?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-friend-buys-a-winning-powerball-with-your-money-does-he-owe-you--59280196</link><description><![CDATA[You lend someone 10 bucks to play the lottery. They win. How much do they owe you since it wouldn't have happened without your money? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59280196</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 17:05:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59280196/ktl_lottery.mp3" length="15162523" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af/540ec44b-1fba-4c7b-b328-c095764ce0af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You lend someone 10 bucks to play the lottery. They win. How much do they owe you since it wouldn't have happened without your money? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You lend someone 10 bucks to play the lottery. They win. How much do they owe you since it wouldn't have happened without your money? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>948</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,debt,loans,lottery,money,morningblitz,powerball</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Maybe The Best April Fools Prank Ever</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/maybe-the-best-april-fools-prank-ever--59280195</link><description><![CDATA[ A daughter went for a drive with her mom. Prior to them leaving, she put a sign on the back of the car asking drivers to beep their horns and flip off her mom. The results are entertaining. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59280195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 17:03:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59280195/ktl_april_fools_prank.mp3" length="5298686" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec/c766be09-bd77-4a33-9bad-651fffbff8ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> A daughter went for a drive with her mom. Prior to them leaving, she put a sign on the back of the car asking drivers to beep their horns and flip off her mom. The results are entertaining. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ A daughter went for a drive with her mom. Prior to them leaving, she put a sign on the back of the car asking drivers to beep their horns and flip off her mom. The results are entertaining. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>332</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aprilfools,blitznation,columbus,driving,mom,morningblitz,parents,prank,tiktok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Door Dash Video Catches A Walk of Shame or A Food Hide</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/door-dash-video-catches-a-walk-of-shame-or-a-food-hide--59265984</link><description><![CDATA[A woman ordered Door Dash and then crawled and out of the window to get it. We began to wonder why? Food hiding? Walk of shame? We are not really sure. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59265984</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 19:59:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59265984/ktl_door_dash_and_food.mp3" length="7482941" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/916a5b3d-677f-4ce9-9b7a-1dd3735e8b3b/916a5b3d-677f-4ce9-9b7a-1dd3735e8b3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/916a5b3d-677f-4ce9-9b7a-1dd3735e8b3b/916a5b3d-677f-4ce9-9b7a-1dd3735e8b3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman ordered Door Dash and then crawled and out of the window to get it. We began to wonder why? Food hiding? Walk of shame? We are not really sure. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman ordered Door Dash and then crawled and out of the window to get it. We began to wonder why? Food hiding? Walk of shame? We are not really sure. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheating,columbus,doordash,food,hidingfood,morningblitz,sneaking,walkofshame</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When You Try Not To Swear, It Almost Sounds Worse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-you-try-not-to-swear-it-almost-sounds-worse--59265983</link><description><![CDATA[ We try to sensor ourselves, but sometimes it just sounds ridiculous. Today was one such day.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59265983</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 19:56:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59265983/ktl_swearing.mp3" length="1673308" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We try to sensor ourselves, but sometimes it just sounds ridiculous. Today was one such day.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We try to sensor ourselves, but sometimes it just sounds ridiculous. Today was one such day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>105</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badlanguage,badwords,columbus,fbomb,morningblitz,sensor,swearing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is It Theft If Your Tax Dollars Pay For It?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-it-theft-if-your-tax-dollars-pay-for-it--59248409</link><description><![CDATA[ People have been stealing from Air Force One. Kelly would be all about it. She wants a monogramed bath robe. We kind of jokingly asked about theft when your tax dollars already pay for it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59248409</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 14:50:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59248409/ktl_air_force_one.mp3" length="6221122" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4/4813a8a5-8eff-4f72-8d47-2977a77041e4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> People have been stealing from Air Force One. Kelly would be all about it. She wants a monogramed bath robe. We kind of jokingly asked about theft when your tax dollars already pay for it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ People have been stealing from Air Force One. Kelly would be all about it. She wants a monogramed bath robe. We kind of jokingly asked about theft when your tax dollars already pay for it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airforceone,columbus,morningblitz,stealing,taxdollars,theft</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Go Ahead. Prank Kelly Quinn....At Your Own Risk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/go-ahead-prank-kelly-quinn-at-your-own-risk--59248408</link><description><![CDATA[ April Fools Day has been going strong for awhile. Some of us appreciate a good prank. Kelly Quinn is not one of them. She is not alone. 40% of Americans are with her.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59248408</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 14:46:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59248408/ktl_april_fools.mp3" length="7731208" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b/448bd5ce-9d6a-428b-a5a3-39e99069d00b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> April Fools Day has been going strong for awhile. Some of us appreciate a good prank. Kelly Quinn is not one of them. She is not alone. 40% of Americans are with her.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ April Fools Day has been going strong for awhile. Some of us appreciate a good prank. Kelly Quinn is not one of them. She is not alone. 40% of Americans are with her.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>484</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aprilfools,columbus,jokes,karen,morningblitz,pranks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Book of Lewis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-book-of-lewis--59211330</link><description><![CDATA[ The former president is selling bibles. This inspired Lewis to write a few verses to sell. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59211330</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:44:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59211330/ktl_book_of_lewis.mp3" length="7453683" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015/9e47d635-a186-4d09-bd9a-3e395bab1015.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> The former president is selling bibles. This inspired Lewis to write a few verses to sell. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ The former president is selling bibles. This inspired Lewis to write a few verses to sell. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>466</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bible,columbus,godblesstheusabible,morningblitz,nft,verses</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shots, Slaps, and We Lost Our Kids....Must Be Spring Break</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shots-slaps-and-we-lost-our-kids-must-be-spring-break--59211329</link><description><![CDATA[ 30 bucks for a shot and to get slapped in the face by a hot girl. Two people brought their kids to the beach, got hammered drunk, and let them wander off. It must be spring break. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59211329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:42:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59211329/ktl_spring_break.mp3" length="12658947" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a/e78db4af-ef0a-4d39-b1c8-93e2ce3d2a1a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> 30 bucks for a shot and to get slapped in the face by a hot girl. Two people brought their kids to the beach, got hammered drunk, and let them wander off. It must be spring break. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ 30 bucks for a shot and to get slapped in the face by a hot girl. Two people brought their kids to the beach, got hammered drunk, and let them wander off. It must be spring break. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,beach,columbus,drunk,hurricaneslap,kids,morningblitz,parenting,springbreak</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Age Verification For Social Media</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/age-verification-for-social-media--59199590</link><description><![CDATA[Florida has a law going into play in 2025. They are starting age verification for socials. Is it a good idea? Is it government overreach? We talked about it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59199590</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 20:00:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59199590/ktl_age_social.mp3" length="11791264" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6/12635b06-2b58-422d-b246-73e9d70b59e6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida has a law going into play in 2025. They are starting age verification for socials. Is it a good idea? Is it government overreach? We talked about it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida has a law going into play in 2025. They are starting age verification for socials. Is it a good idea? Is it government overreach? We talked about it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>737</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>facebook,florida,instagram,morningblitz,socialmedia,tiktok,twitter,x</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pro Sports Is Having Issues With Sports Gambling...Shocker!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pro-sports-is-having-issues-with-sports-gambling-shocker--59199589</link><description><![CDATA[ A couple of pro athletes are in the news for sports gambling and not in a good way. We all probably saw this coming, but we discussed it on the Morning Blitz. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59199589</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 19:57:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59199589/ktl_sports_gambling.mp3" length="9958095" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240/53cf8dd4-8762-487a-a1f9-2fd6119d4240.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> A couple of pro athletes are in the news for sports gambling and not in a good way. We all probably saw this coming, but we discussed it on the Morning Blitz. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ A couple of pro athletes are in the news for sports gambling and not in a good way. We all probably saw this coming, but we discussed it on the Morning Blitz. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>623</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baseball,columbus,gambling,jonjayporter,losangelesdodgers,morningblitz,peterose,torontoraptors</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>School of Weed?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/school-of-weed--59180906</link><description><![CDATA[Ohio has aweed school! We discussed and wonder what a scholarship might be like]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59180906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:38:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59180906/ktl_weed_u.mp3" length="3406167" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee/5c587a2c-1c09-4551-89f9-e2c802413dee.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ohio has aweed school! We discussed and wonder what a scholarship might be like</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ohio has aweed school! We discussed and wonder what a scholarship might be like]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>213</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cannibus,columbus,education,joint,morningblitz,pot,school,smokeweedeveryday,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everyone Was Screaming, "Typewriter!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everyone-was-screaming-typewriter--59180905</link><description><![CDATA[ We played Soundiculous. Thick was the defending champ, but it was Kelly's typewrited that stole the show. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59180905</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:37:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59180905/ktl_sound_type.mp3" length="12569086" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8/eb0e9e11-6894-4c70-95e0-572fe4f47bb8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We played Soundiculous. Thick was the defending champ, but it was Kelly's typewrited that stole the show. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We played Soundiculous. Thick was the defending champ, but it was Kelly's typewrited that stole the show. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>786</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baseball,columbus,games,morningblitz,snoring,soundiculous,suck,typewriter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick Is The New Chuck Norris</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-is-the-new-chuck-norris--59170562</link><description><![CDATA[ Thick asked us which animals we thought we could best in hand to hand combat. He pretty much decided he could beat the majority of animals shy of a gorrilla, lion, grizzly, etc. We basically decided he is the new Chuck Norris. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59170562</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:55:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59170562/ktl_rick_v_wild_kingdom.mp3" length="10213050" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6/ccd95cba-428b-4be6-b8ab-a1951c609be6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Thick asked us which animals we thought we could best in hand to hand combat. He pretty much decided he could beat the majority of animals shy of a gorrilla, lion, grizzly, etc. We basically decided he is the new Chuck Norris. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Thick asked us which animals we thought we could best in hand to hand combat. He pretty much decided he could beat the majority of animals shy of a gorrilla, lion, grizzly, etc. We basically decided he is the new Chuck Norris. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>639</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animals,columbus,dogs,goose,gorilla,grizzly,honeybadger,kangaroo,lion,morningblitz,rat,silverback</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tess Stopped By To Talk Limp and Metallica</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tess-stopped-by-to-talk-limp-and-metallica--59170561</link><description><![CDATA[ Tess was in for this week's Blitz Rock Rundown. We got into a discussion about Limp and talked about Metallica losing a pretty hefty lawsuit. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59170561</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:53:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59170561/ktl_brr_limp.mp3" length="8520733" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a/520a90f9-c6e1-482b-89c3-5bbc2c8b798a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Tess was in for this week's Blitz Rock Rundown. We got into a discussion about Limp and talked about Metallica losing a pretty hefty lawsuit. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Tess was in for this week's Blitz Rock Rundown. We got into a discussion about Limp and talked about Metallica losing a pretty hefty lawsuit. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>533</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brazil,columbus,lawsuit,limpbizkit,metallica,morningblitz,taylorswift</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hot Take! Kelly Quinn Not a GNR Fan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hot-take-kelly-quinn-not-a-gnr-fan--59140420</link><description><![CDATA[We had a lengthy discusssion about Guns N Roses this morning. We found out that Kelly Quinn is not a fan of Mr Rose. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59140420</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2024 17:35:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59140420/ktl_gnr.mp3" length="10097580" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8/11959033-e43a-449b-a467-eadd03fe56e8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We had a lengthy discusssion about Guns N Roses this morning. We found out that Kelly Quinn is not a fan of Mr Rose. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We had a lengthy discusssion about Guns N Roses this morning. We found out that Kelly Quinn is not a fan of Mr Rose. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>632</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bands,columbus,gnr,gunsnroses,metal,morningblitz,mrbrownstone,slash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or Nope!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-nope--59140419</link><description><![CDATA[ We asked another round of questions for Normal or Nope. We cover washing towels seperate, licking salt off of pretzels, and organizing M&amp;Ms based on comic book super hero colors. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59140419</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2024 17:33:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59140419/ktl_normal_or_nope.mp3" length="4934531" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a/c34fe2cc-5818-45e1-b482-3b27ec748c3a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> We asked another round of questions for Normal or Nope. We cover washing towels seperate, licking salt off of pretzels, and organizing M&amp;amp;Ms based on comic book super hero colors. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We asked another round of questions for Normal or Nope. We cover washing towels seperate, licking salt off of pretzels, and organizing M&amp;Ms based on comic book super hero colors. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>309</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aquaman,candy,columbus,m&amp;ms,morningblitz,pretzels,superman,towels</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If Lewis Won The Lottery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-lewis-won-the-lottery--59116675</link><description><![CDATA[ Lewis is a bit bleak. He talks about only living another 25 years. Mega Millions is almost a billion dollars. If he were to win, he thinks it wold go like this....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59116675</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 20:22:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59116675/ktl_lewis_lottery.mp3" length="1604763" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918/ee75c292-3939-4d91-b61b-333af50a8918.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Lewis is a bit bleak. He talks about only living another 25 years. Mega Millions is almost a billion dollars. If he were to win, he thinks it wold go like this....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Lewis is a bit bleak. He talks about only living another 25 years. Mega Millions is almost a billion dollars. If he were to win, he thinks it wold go like this....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>101</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badluck,columbus,lottery,megamillions,money,morningblitz,powerball,purple,winning</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Happens When The Return Costs More Than The Purchase?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-happens-when-the-return-costs-more-than-the-purchase--59116674</link><description><![CDATA[ Lewis bought a car part. He tried to return it, but the shipping cost more than the initial purchase. He waited 6 days for a customer serivce call back and then was told they wouldn't help him. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59116674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 20:18:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59116674/ktl_no_return.mp3" length="10688269" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b/d60d070c-9e94-48f5-8143-e9b887b6da5b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Lewis bought a car part. He tried to return it, but the shipping cost more than the initial purchase. He waited 6 days for a customer serivce call back and then was told they wouldn't help him. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Lewis bought a car part. He tried to return it, but the shipping cost more than the initial purchase. He waited 6 days for a customer serivce call back and then was told they wouldn't help him. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>668</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badcustomerservice,columbus,complain,customerservice,money,morningblitz,onlineshopping,partsgeek,returns</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Minimalist Living, Cool Places to Live, and Kelly Quinn Versus The RV</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/minimalist-living-cool-places-to-live-and-kelly-quinn-versus-the-rv--59116676</link><description><![CDATA[A kid in Germany spends ten grand a year and lives on a train. His laptop and back pack is all he has. We talked about the minimalist lifestyle, cool spots to live, and then it took a turn. Kelly Quinn isn't having this life when it comes to an RV. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59116676</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 19:47:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59116676/ktl_kelly_and_rv.mp3" length="18691352" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327/2f60bde8-8b4a-40a6-b1a9-b04b220c0327.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A kid in Germany spends ten grand a year and lives on a train. His laptop and back pack is all he has. We talked about the minimalist lifestyle, cool spots to live, and then it took a turn. Kelly Quinn isn't having this life when it comes to an RV. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A kid in Germany spends ten grand a year and lives on a train. His laptop and back pack is all he has. We talked about the minimalist lifestyle, cool spots to live, and then it took a turn. Kelly Quinn isn't having this life when it comes to an RV. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1169</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,columbus,germany,hangar,minimalist,morningblitz,rv,tinyhomes,train</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Slump Is Busted</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-slump-is-busted--59104622</link><description><![CDATA[ Another round of Soundiculous with AX7 tickets on the line. It has been 6 weeks, but Thick finally ended his losing streak! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59104622</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 20:08:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59104622/ktl_slump_busted.mp3" length="9258849" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025/d2f2c576-7540-4b16-903a-8ec6cd503025.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Another round of Soundiculous with AX7 tickets on the line. It has been 6 weeks, but Thick finally ended his losing streak! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Another round of Soundiculous with AX7 tickets on the line. It has been 6 weeks, but Thick finally ended his losing streak! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blitznation,bowling,columbus,games,morningblitz,soundiculous</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Advice For a Woman In Three Words</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/advice-for-a-woman-in-three-words--59104621</link><description><![CDATA[ Last week we asked Blitz Nation to give guys some advice. It had to be 3 words or less. This week, it was time for the ladies to get some unsolicited advice. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59104621</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 20:06:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59104621/ktl_woman_advice.mp3" length="4119623" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0/49725041-6c78-4ce7-a538-dea91962f4a0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Last week we asked Blitz Nation to give guys some advice. It had to be 3 words or less. This week, it was time for the ladies to get some unsolicited advice. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Last week we asked Blitz Nation to give guys some advice. It had to be 3 words or less. This week, it was time for the ladies to get some unsolicited advice. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>258</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,columbus,men,morningblitz,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Joy of Being Regular</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-joy-of-being-regular--59104620</link><description><![CDATA[ Several artists talk about stopping shows to use the bathroom. There is a true anxiety that comes from having to drop a deuce in a bar. We discussed how better it can feel to be regular. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59104620</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 20:01:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59104620/ktl_keep_it_regular.mp3" length="8268286" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e/14e12f75-5910-44e3-acb0-9817382f836e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Several artists talk about stopping shows to use the bathroom. There is a true anxiety that comes from having to drop a deuce in a bar. We discussed how better it can feel to be regular. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Several artists talk about stopping shows to use the bathroom. There is a true anxiety that comes from having to drop a deuce in a bar. We discussed how better it can feel to be regular. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>517</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,columbus,concert,jasonderulo,morningblitz,onstage,portajohns</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Attorney Robert Shuerger Talked To Us About The Proposed Tik Tok Ban</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/attorney-robert-shuerger-talked-to-us-about-the-proposed-tik-tok-ban--59090126</link><description><![CDATA[ Our dude Robert Schuerger of warforyou.com fame stopped in. We have had a lot of things pop up over the last week or so that needed some legal explanation. We covered those and the proposed ban on Tik Tok.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59090126</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 17:43:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59090126/ktl_robert_on_tiktock.mp3" length="14918852" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548/f684f0e5-8cf3-449f-b52a-1a86d913f548.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Our dude Robert Schuerger of warforyou.com fame stopped in. We have had a lot of things pop up over the last week or so that needed some legal explanation. We covered those and the proposed ban on Tik Tok.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Our dude Robert Schuerger of warforyou.com fame stopped in. We have had a lot of things pop up over the last week or so that needed some legal explanation. We covered those and the proposed ban on Tik Tok.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,law,lawyer,morningblitz,tiktok,warforyou</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ACDC, Staind, and Temporary Tattoos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/acdc-staind-and-temporary-tattoos--59090127</link><description><![CDATA[ Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked a little ACDC, some Staind, and asked Tess why she was sporting some temporary tats. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59090127</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 17:39:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59090127/ktl_brr_acdc.mp3" length="9353308" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb/f1801a75-4d09-4bf7-8242-e96f19149ceb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked a little ACDC, some Staind, and asked Tess why she was sporting some temporary tats. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked a little ACDC, some Staind, and asked Tess why she was sporting some temporary tats. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>585</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acdc,columbus,drinkinggame,morningblitz,staind,tattoo,temporarytattoos</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Who Is On Your Saturday Morning Cartoon Mt Rushmore</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-is-on-your-saturday-morning-cartoon-mt-rushmore--59057856</link><description><![CDATA[ Saturday morning cartoons. They have a spot in all of our hearts. We asked you for your 4 favorites of all time! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59057856</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:33:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59057856/ktl_cartoons.mp3" length="14877474" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16/97981f4d-cd13-40ef-a594-f50704fb6e16.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Saturday morning cartoons. They have a spot in all of our hearts. We asked you for your 4 favorites of all time! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Saturday morning cartoons. They have a spot in all of our hearts. We asked you for your 4 favorites of all time! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>930</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,cartoons,columbus,daffyduck,ghostbusters,heman,jetsons,looneytunes,morningblitz,popeye,saturdaymorning,scoobydoo,thundercats,xmen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kirsch Stopped By To Talk Storm Damage In Delaware</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kirsch-stopped-by-to-talk-storm-damage-in-delaware--59057855</link><description><![CDATA[Some wicked weather came through the area last night. Kirsch had some damage at his house and so did a lot of other people. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59057855</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:30:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59057855/ktl_kirsch.mp3" length="10153282" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20/6a63f355-47d9-453a-8a8b-3522b452fc20.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some wicked weather came through the area last night. Kirsch had some damage at his house and so did a lot of other people. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some wicked weather came through the area last night. Kirsch had some damage at his house and so did a lot of other people. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>635</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badweather,columbus,grill,morningblitz,stormdamage,storms,tornado,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Just Give The Criminal The Keys</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-give-the-criminal-the-keys--59057854</link><description><![CDATA[ No guns in Canada. They say if a theif comes to your door, just give them your car keys. This idea didn't sit well with Blitz Nation]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59057854</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:28:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59057854/ktl_no_guns.mp3" length="9548913" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef/6f905db1-4118-4b69-9754-c37ff078f7ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> No guns in Canada. They say if a theif comes to your door, just give them your car keys. This idea didn't sit well with Blitz Nation</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ No guns in Canada. They say if a theif comes to your door, just give them your car keys. This idea didn't sit well with Blitz Nation]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>597</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>canada,columbus,guns,morningblitz,robbery,toronto</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>To Be a Kid Again....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/to-be-a-kid-again--59051359</link><description><![CDATA[77% of adults would like to eat off the kids menu. We took that one step further. Kelly Quinn wants to Hoola Hoop and Pogo Stick. Thick wants to fish and play video games all day and Lewis wants a giant bowl of cereal, in front of the TV, watching cartoons. We asked Blitz Nation,what is the one thing you wish you were a kid again so you could do?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59051359</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 00:40:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59051359/ktl_kids_stuff.mp3" length="19870833" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f/38e2f408-f1ee-42e2-b12a-1fb991e4f77f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>77% of adults would like to eat off the kids menu. We took that one step further. Kelly Quinn wants to Hoola Hoop and Pogo Stick. Thick wants to fish and play video games all day and Lewis wants a giant bowl of cereal, in front of the TV, watching...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[77% of adults would like to eat off the kids menu. We took that one step further. Kelly Quinn wants to Hoola Hoop and Pogo Stick. Thick wants to fish and play video games all day and Lewis wants a giant bowl of cereal, in front of the TV, watching cartoons. We asked Blitz Nation,what is the one thing you wish you were a kid again so you could do?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1242</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,fishing,growing,grownups,hoolahoop,jumping,kids,morningblitz,pogostick,saturdaymorningcartoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Give A Guy Advice In Three Words</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/give-a-guy-advice-in-three-words--59038326</link><description><![CDATA[We asked Blitz Nation to gvie a guy advice in 3 words. Never get married. It's a trap. She's not fine. The list goes on and on and we discussed it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59038326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2024 00:54:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59038326/ktl_3_words.mp3" length="12511407" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406/287429f2-b062-4abb-a486-8fb3f6a21406.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We asked Blitz Nation to gvie a guy advice in 3 words. Never get married. It's a trap. She's not fine. The list goes on and on and we discussed it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We asked Blitz Nation to gvie a guy advice in 3 words. Never get married. It's a trap. She's not fine. The list goes on and on and we discussed it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>782</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,columbus,morningblitz,relationships,words</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What TV Show Would You Erase So You Can Watch It Again For The First Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-tv-show-would-you-erase-so-you-can-watch-it-again-for-the-first-time--59025761</link><description><![CDATA[ Walkiing Dead, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and more. Great shows right? If you could erase the memory you have of watching a show, which one would you want to watch again for the first time?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59025761</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 22:50:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59025761/ktl_tv_shows.mp3" length="20990127" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466/daa80958-3c3c-425f-a20c-4c1ce6a5b466.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Walkiing Dead, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and more. Great shows right? If you could erase the memory you have of watching a show, which one would you want to watch again for the first time?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Walkiing Dead, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and more. Great shows right? If you could erase the memory you have of watching a show, which one would you want to watch again for the first time?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>656</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bingewatch,columbus,dexter,gameofthrones,morningblitz,prisonbreak,smallville,tvshows,walkingdead</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Deez Nuts...For Real</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deez-nuts-for-real--59025760</link><description><![CDATA[A guy named Deez Nuts committed a crime. That is his legal name so we asked each other what we would legally change are names to?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59025760</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 22:47:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59025760/ktl_deez.mp3" length="6682549" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e/0fe1701a-d398-4992-9909-31bcba9f294e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy named Deez Nuts committed a crime. That is his legal name so we asked each other what we would legally change are names to?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy named Deez Nuts committed a crime. That is his legal name so we asked each other what we would legally change are names to?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>209</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,criminal,deeznuts,legalname,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Were These Kids Disrespectful or Is Lewis The Get Off My Lawn Guy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/were-these-kids-disrespectful-or-is-lewis-the-get-off-my-lawn-guy--59003379</link><description><![CDATA[ Some kids stole stakes from Lewis' yard. They didn't even sword fight. They just through them in another yard down the street. Were they disrespectful or is Lewis a grumpy old man? We also askecd Blitz Nation to weigh in. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59003379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 15:01:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59003379/ktl_bad_kids.mp3" length="15344753" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27/22b98aa2-f513-4484-be5b-9f6c0401ea27.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Some kids stole stakes from Lewis' yard. They didn't even sword fight. They just through them in another yard down the street. Were they disrespectful or is Lewis a grumpy old man? We also askecd Blitz Nation to weigh in. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Some kids stole stakes from Lewis' yard. They didn't even sword fight. They just through them in another yard down the street. Were they disrespectful or is Lewis a grumpy old man? We also askecd Blitz Nation to weigh in. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badparenting,columbus,getoffmylawn,kids,morningblitz,pranks,respect</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Price Is Right Cameo Minus The Plinko</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/price-is-right-cameo-minus-the-plinko--59003378</link><description><![CDATA[ Which rock front man charges the most for a Cameo? We played a game to find out this morning with tickets to Nothing More on the line. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59003378</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 14:58:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59003378/ktl_cameo.mp3" length="3735518" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e/9165ef8b-2d9d-48c1-9990-2ae10b0fbe6e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Which rock front man charges the most for a Cameo? We played a game to find out this morning with tickets to Nothing More on the line. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Which rock front man charges the most for a Cameo? We played a game to find out this morning with tickets to Nothing More on the line. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>234</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cameo,columbus,georgesantos,morningblitz,nothingmore,priceisright,scottstapp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Slash, Mammoth VH versus DLR, and Tess With The Rundown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/slash-mammoth-vh-versus-dlr-and-tess-with-the-rundown--59003377</link><description><![CDATA[Slash has a new blues album coming out. Wolfgang and David Lee Roth have beef. Manson is heading out on tour and Tess is in to talk about all of it. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59003377</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 14:56:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59003377/ktl_rundown.mp3" length="10164985" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71/752458b4-18fb-40f6-ae62-72b20f154a71.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Slash has a new blues album coming out. Wolfgang and David Lee Roth have beef. Manson is heading out on tour and Tess is in to talk about all of it. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Slash has a new blues album coming out. Wolfgang and David Lee Roth have beef. Manson is heading out on tour and Tess is in to talk about all of it. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>636</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,davidleeroth,ffdp,fivefingerdeathpunch,mammtohwvh,morningblitz,slash,vanhalen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lewis Was Live With WWE Hall Of Famer The Honky Tonk Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lewis-was-live-with-wwe-hall-of-famer-the-honky-tonk-man--58974798</link><description><![CDATA[Wrestling Legend, The Honky Tonk Man is in Columbus this weekend. He is doing a signing at Hobbies Galore, but he spent some time with Lewis first. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58974798</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 20:45:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58974798/honky_tonk_man_full_live_w_lewis.mp3" length="21142532" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc/1ae051ce-4248-4214-a4aa-184f336550bc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Wrestling Legend, The Honky Tonk Man is in Columbus this weekend. He is doing a signing at Hobbies Galore, but he spent some time with Lewis first. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wrestling Legend, The Honky Tonk Man is in Columbus this weekend. He is doing a signing at Hobbies Galore, but he spent some time with Lewis first. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1322</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,hobbiegalore,honkytonkman,machoman,morningblitz,prowrestling,wrestling,wrestlinglegends,wwe,wwf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Normal or No? That Is The Question?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/normal-or-no-that-is-the-question--58974796</link><description><![CDATA[ Thick Rick presented us all with a few things that we think are normal, but might not be. Stuff like eating marshmellows out of your cereal first and practicing your sex face in the mirror. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58974796</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 20:43:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58974796/ktl_normal_or_no.mp3" length="6599793" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20/1d9b192d-031b-435a-b068-781e01908c20.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> Thick Rick presented us all with a few things that we think are normal, but might not be. Stuff like eating marshmellows out of your cereal first and practicing your sex face in the mirror. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Thick Rick presented us all with a few things that we think are normal, but might not be. Stuff like eating marshmellows out of your cereal first and practicing your sex face in the mirror. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>413</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,eating,food,luckycharms,morningblitz,normal,sexface</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Waking Up As The Opposite Sex and Super Loads!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/waking-up-as-the-opposite-sex-and-super-loads--58974795</link><description><![CDATA[ You wake up as the opposite sex. What is the first thing you do?  That is the question that Lewis asked Blitz Nation this morning. We also discussed super loads. They are not related to the previous question. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58974795</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 20:41:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58974795/ktl_opposite_sex_spr_load.mp3" length="12614643" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5/b3429258-ecb5-4897-9e8e-13c1f75e5ab5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle> You wake up as the opposite sex. What is the first thing you do?  That is the question that Lewis asked Blitz Nation this morning. We also discussed super loads. They are not related to the previous question. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[ You wake up as the opposite sex. What is the first thing you do?  That is the question that Lewis asked Blitz Nation this morning. We also discussed super loads. They are not related to the previous question. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,genderswap,morningblitz,oppositesex,sex,superload</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Would You Go No Sex For Two Years For 700 Million?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/would-you-go-no-sex-for-two-years-for-700-million--58963312</link><description><![CDATA[700 Million is the prize. You have to go two years with no sex. Any takers? It is that simple, but Thick made it a little more complicated.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58963312</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:52:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58963312/ktl_no_sex_700_mil.mp3" length="7477507" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6/aea479c9-f3ef-43bc-bb55-92296b5190c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>700 Million is the prize. You have to go two years with no sex. Any takers? It is that simple, but Thick made it a little more complicated.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[700 Million is the prize. You have to go two years with no sex. Any takers? It is that simple, but Thick made it a little more complicated.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,millions,money,morningblitz,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Who Is The Hole of The Ass?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-is-the-hole-of-the-ass--58963311</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis waited for nearly 15 min in line to check out. He and one other guy were the only ones in the store, but the worker kept making pizza, counting things, and not checking them out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58963311</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:50:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58963311/ktl_gas_station_ahole.mp3" length="10459646" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0/47043dc5-3069-4d89-8758-3f3b8ab42df0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis waited for nearly 15 min in line to check out. He and one other guy were the only ones in the store, but the worker kept making pizza, counting things, and not checking them out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis waited for nearly 15 min in line to check out. He and one other guy were the only ones in the store, but the worker kept making pizza, counting things, and not checking them out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>654</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,customerservice,gas,gasstation,morningblitz,wait</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morning Blitz Match Game</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morning-blitz-match-game--58963313</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz invited Codi to join the show. We played The Match Game for the first time and had a little fun. We got to use words like lube and penis. Sometimes we act 12.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58963313</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:48:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58963313/ktl_match_game.mp3" length="5638069" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e/cfd73f80-5785-4d7a-96e9-e82f272b365e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz invited Codi to join the show. We played The Match Game for the first time and had a little fun. We got to use words like lube and penis. Sometimes we act 12.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz invited Codi to join the show. We played The Match Game for the first time and had a little fun. We got to use words like lube and penis. Sometimes we act 12.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>353</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,danieltosh,games,matchgame,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Balls Out Bowling. Literally.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/balls-out-bowling-literally--58948601</link><description><![CDATA[Rick found a place that does naked bowling. Lewis immediately thinks this a good idea and Blitz Nation should get involved. Balls out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58948601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:18:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58948601/ktl_balls_out_bowling.mp3" length="2554784" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa/c861a1b6-b5c7-457a-834b-03d5a83ef3fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rick found a place that does naked bowling. Lewis immediately thinks this a good idea and Blitz Nation should get involved. Balls out!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rick found a place that does naked bowling. Lewis immediately thinks this a good idea and Blitz Nation should get involved. Balls out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>160</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bowling,columbus,manscape,morningblitz,naked,nude</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Who Signs A Two Year Dating Contract?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-signs-a-two-year-dating-contract--58948602</link><description><![CDATA[Another episode of Couples Therapy. This one is a little out there. A guy presented a girl named Rachel with a dating contract. It contained agreements to buy gifts, say nice things, and other dating norms. If violated, the fine was $2000. She signed it. Would you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58948602</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:16:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58948602/ktl_date_contract.mp3" length="10330095" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3/6efc0239-bdde-4656-9fef-fa9ac1541ef3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another episode of Couples Therapy. This one is a little out there. A guy presented a girl named Rachel with a dating contract. It contained agreements to buy gifts, say nice things, and other dating norms. If violated, the fine was $2000. She signed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another episode of Couples Therapy. This one is a little out there. A guy presented a girl named Rachel with a dating contract. It contained agreements to buy gifts, say nice things, and other dating norms. If violated, the fine was $2000. She signed it. Would you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>646</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,contract,couplestherapy,dating,morningblitz,prenup,relationship</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The High Cost of Concert Drinking</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-high-cost-of-concert-drinking--58932941</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about drinking. It is getting down right pricy to drink at concerts. This caused us to discuss the merit of drinking White Claw.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58932941</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 15:28:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58932941/ktl_high_cost_of_drinkin.mp3" length="10712093" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448/4726d1fb-f070-46b4-8265-6601002d6448.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about drinking. It is getting down right pricy to drink at concerts. This caused us to discuss the merit of drinking White Claw.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about drinking. It is getting down right pricy to drink at concerts. This caused us to discuss the merit of drinking White Claw.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>670</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,bartlesandjames,clawsout,columbus,drinking,flask,morningblitz,whiteclaw,zima</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Vibrating Beds, Humping Monkeys, and A Good Herkle Durkle</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/vibrating-beds-humping-monkeys-and-a-good-herkle-durkle--58932940</link><description><![CDATA[Gen Z calls laying in bed a herkle durkle. Not sure why. We discussed that, hitting the snooze, and a vibrating bed. Oh, Lewis' dog also used to humps his monkey in bed.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58932940</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 15:26:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58932940/ktl_vibration.mp3" length="6906157" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4/b28add1f-5906-421b-8e4f-191f9a45ccb4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gen Z calls laying in bed a herkle durkle. 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Oh, Lewis' dog also used to humps his monkey in bed.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>432</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alarm,bed,bedrotting,columbus,dogs,lazy,morningblitz,snooze,vibration</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Blitz Rock Rundown Leads To Skid Row</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-blitz-rock-rundown-leads-to-skid-row--58926356</link><description><![CDATA[Tess was back for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Sebastian Bach and why Skid Row seems to hate him.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58926356</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58926356/ktl_skd_row.mp3" length="10572913" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7/f07ae429-f4ff-4ddf-be8f-6e4d8d429fc7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tess was back for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Sebastian Bach and why Skid Row seems to hate him.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tess was back for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Sebastian Bach and why Skid Row seems to hate him.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>661</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>18andlife,columbus,irememberyou,morningblitz,rock,rockmusic,sebastianbach,skidrow,slavetothegrind</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Morning Blitz Is Considering Training....For a Forty Yard Dash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-morning-blitz-is-considering-training-for-a-forty-yard-dash--58926357</link><description><![CDATA[Tom Brady, at 46, runs a faster 40 yd dash than he did at 22. The Morning Blitz decided they could run a 40 yd. Kelly is ready to go now. The guys would like a couple of months to train.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58926357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 22:55:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58926357/ktl_40yd_dash.mp3" length="7857432" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38/d0a1f714-a12e-4adc-a679-8d463e9b7b38.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tom Brady, at 46, runs a faster 40 yd dash than he did at 22. The Morning Blitz decided they could run a 40 yd. Kelly is ready to go now. The guys would like a couple of months to train.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom Brady, at 46, runs a faster 40 yd dash than he did at 22. The Morning Blitz decided they could run a 40 yd. Kelly is ready to go now. The guys would like a couple of months to train.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>491</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,dadbod,marathon,morningblitz,run,running,tombrady,training</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Urinal Stance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-urinal-stance--58900685</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about phones in the bathroom and your stance at the urinal. We tackle the tough discussions on the show.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58900685</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2024 19:24:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58900685/ktl_the_stance.mp3" length="16115887" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77/ace28897-2744-4f4d-a543-b8a071f29a77.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talked about phones in the bathroom and your stance at the urinal. We tackle the tough discussions on the show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talked about phones in the bathroom and your stance at the urinal. We tackle the tough discussions on the show.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1008</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,columbus,morningblitz,phones,stance,unrinal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>High School or Game of Thrones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-school-or-game-of-thrones--58900684</link><description><![CDATA[A teacher at school was trying to teach her class about different types of metals. 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She allowed to sword fight and we talked about it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A teacher at school was trying to teach her class about different types of metals. She allowed to sword fight and we talked about it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>220</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,gameofthrones,highlander,morningblitz,school,swordfight,swords,therecanbeonlyone,winteriscoming</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It Was Going Great, Until Mom Moved In</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-was-going-great-until-mom-moved-in--58868342</link><description><![CDATA[Couples Therapy is always interesting. Today we hear from a dude who decided to move in with his girl. It was all going well until her mom moved in. 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Thick Rick's losing streak...well that is another story.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58851249</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 15:32:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58851249/ktl_wins.mp3" length="9826856" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1/e8e93217-fbc6-45e6-9d1c-404ae49322c1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This morning Lewis' 7 week win streak camed to an end curousey of the great Kelly Quinn. Thick Rick's losing streak...well that is another story.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This morning Lewis' 7 week win streak camed to an end curousey of the great Kelly Quinn. Thick Rick's losing streak...well that is another story.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>615</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,danieltosh,games,morningblitz,soundiculous,toaster</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>6 Weeks, A Month, 2 Hours, What Is The Shortest Time You Spent At a Job?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-weeks-a-month-2-hours-what-is-the-shortest-time-you-spent-at-a-job--58851248</link><description><![CDATA[The Westerville Schools Superintendent resigned after 5 months. 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What about you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>922</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apartment,columbus,delivery,doordash,food,lazy,morningblitz,ubereats</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can You Back Out Of a Kidney Donation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-you-back-out-of-a-kidney-donation--58800627</link><description><![CDATA[A guy is having second thought about donating his kidney to his brother in law. The donation is set to happen in a couple of days. We debated whether it was cool for him to back out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58800627</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2024 19:27:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58800627/kidney.mp3" length="13321657" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba/926f7c5a-9609-4365-be47-2395e33d3bba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy is having second thought about donating his kidney to his brother in law. The donation is set to happen in a couple of days. We debated whether it was cool for him to back out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy is having second thought about donating his kidney to his brother in law. The donation is set to happen in a couple of days. We debated whether it was cool for him to back out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>833</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,family,kidney,morningblitz,organ,organdonor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weed Math</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weed-math--58800629</link><description><![CDATA[It's Friday and of course we discuss how much weed you can get out of one plant.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58800629</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2024 19:24:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58800629/math.mp3" length="6962469" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba/9c6c83c9-b16a-4977-a165-a67c2b52a2ba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Friday and of course we discuss how much weed you can get out of one plant.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Friday and of course we discuss how much weed you can get out of one plant.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>436</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blunt,columbus,joint,morningblitz,pot,snoopdogg,weed,willienelson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lies, Lies, Tell Us Lies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lies-lies-tell-us-lies--58786916</link><description><![CDATA[A girl went on a date who told her he was a contract killer. Not sure what kind of flex that is, but it was a lie. 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This is the discussion we had.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58766034</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 15:46:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58766034/ktl_armageddon_in_2_weeks.mp3" length="16495394" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0/06968d11-12db-4f88-b66b-9db6fd9d29f0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>HYPOTHETICALLY, Nasa knows the world will end in two weeks. 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We debated the man's dexterity and you know it is good when he gets called a cheetah.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58766033</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 15:41:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58766033/ktl_space_junk.mp3" length="7549396" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855/ce58e9cb-f34a-42a4-b5ac-9ce620965855.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rick believes he could easily dodge space junk. Kelly said there might actually be an opportunity today. We debated the man's dexterity and you know it is good when he gets called a cheetah.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rick believes he could easily dodge space junk. Kelly said there might actually be an opportunity today. 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We were curious as to what his standing actually is.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58757573</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 23:28:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58757573/ktl_kiss_army.mp3" length="9014761" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba/ddea666a-f168-4951-808b-a43a65bcf4ba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick hasn't paid his membership fees to the Kiss Army in a lot of years. 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One in five guys will go there. 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Dave Grohl is cookin up some bbq for homeless people. Nickelback has documentary heading to theaters, and Pearl Jam. 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We dig deep about Game of Thrones, WWE, UFC, Vince McMahon, and Cobra Blood? <br /><br />If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58696515</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 16:10:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58696515/cobra_blood.mp3" length="19689438" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5/ef713477-f1ae-467a-85a5-e2bbe272d3c5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We dig deep about Game of Thrones, WWE, UFC, Vince McMahon, and Cobra Blood? 

If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We dig deep about Game of Thrones, WWE, UFC, Vince McMahon, and Cobra Blood? <br /><br />If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attorney,columbus,gameofthrones,hhh,morningblitz,ufc,vietnam,vincemcmahon,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Attorney RobertScherger Helps Us Navigate Your Only Fans When It Comes To Private School</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/attorney-robertscherger-helps-us-navigate-your-only-fans-when-it-comes-to-private-school--58696513</link><description><![CDATA[Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We talked about the mom who's kids got expelled over her Only Fans. <br /><br />If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58696513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 16:08:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58696513/onlyfans_nda.mp3" length="5360126" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a/7506bace-8340-4d3a-8dfa-5036dfbf817a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We talked about the mom who's kids got expelled over her Only Fans. 

If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We talked about the mom who's kids got expelled over her Only Fans. <br /><br />If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>335</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attorney,christianschool,columbus,disney,ginacarrano,lawyer,moralitycluase,morningblitz,onlyfans,teachers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tell Us Something About You That Sounds Made Up, But Is True</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tell-us-something-about-you-that-sounds-made-up-but-is-true--58696514</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly was on Knot's Landing, Thick had dinner with Jimmy Page, and Lewis had a coke with Jon Bon Jovi. All of it sounds made up, but it is actually true. We asked Blitz Nation to tell us something about them.....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58696514</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 15:58:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58696514/fake_but_true.mp3" length="11452717" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a/a48a6488-463b-4ad6-8256-8fcc7d5ec43a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly was on Knot's Landing, Thick had dinner with Jimmy Page, and Lewis had a coke with Jon Bon Jovi. All of it sounds made up, but it is actually true. We asked Blitz Nation to tell us something about them.....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly was on Knot's Landing, Thick had dinner with Jimmy Page, and Lewis had a coke with Jon Bon Jovi. All of it sounds made up, but it is actually true. 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We decided to talk about this. We also discussed how, in most cases, the company rarely wishes you the best in your future endeavors.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The new trend is multiple employees walking out at once. We decided to talk about this. We also discussed how, in most cases, the company rarely wishes you the best in your future endeavors.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>403</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,employees,jobs,layoffs,maximumdisruption,morningblitz,quitting,termination</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Anyone Down With a Blitz Roller Skating Party?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/anyone-down-with-a-blitz-roller-skating-party--58688996</link><description><![CDATA[Roller skating. Some people love it and since the Super Bowl performance, there has been a new found excitement for it. We were curious if anyone would come to a Blitz Skate Party.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58688996</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 20:55:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58688996/ktl_skating.mp3" length="3730085" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81/003e625e-6968-429d-a29a-1696c5e39d81.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Roller skating. Some people love it and since the Super Bowl performance, there has been a new found excitement for it. We were curious if anyone would come to a Blitz Skate Party.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Roller skating. Some people love it and since the Super Bowl performance, there has been a new found excitement for it. We were curious if anyone would come to a Blitz Skate Party.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>233</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,rollersakting,shoottheduck,skate</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Brought In Toilet Paper To Demonstrate How To Use It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-brought-in-toilet-paper-to-demonstrate-how-to-use-it--58674427</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday, we talked about how people use toilet paper. Today, Thick Rick brought in a visual aide.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58674427</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 15:29:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58674427/tp2.mp3" length="4387953" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a/a51c9d8a-3b9c-4c8a-8cc0-4fc1938ac32a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yesterday, we talked about how people use toilet paper. Today, Thick Rick brought in a visual aide.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yesterday, we talked about how people use toilet paper. Today, Thick Rick brought in a visual aide.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,charmin,columbus,flush,morningblitz,toiletpaper,wipes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lewis Is The Kansas City Chiefs of Soundiculous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lewis-is-the-kansas-city-chiefs-of-soundiculous--58674426</link><description><![CDATA[We played Soundiculous. Lewis did stretches and despite a sore thigh, pulled out another victory. Is this considered a dynasy yet?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58674426</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 15:27:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58674426/soundiculous_2.mp3" length="9245892" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158/216aad6b-a451-4eac-ba8a-c039df821158.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We played Soundiculous. Lewis did stretches and despite a sore thigh, pulled out another victory. Is this considered a dynasy yet?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We played Soundiculous. Lewis did stretches and despite a sore thigh, pulled out another victory. Is this considered a dynasy yet?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>578</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bat,chainsaw,columbus,games,morningblitz,nationalradioday,sonictemple,soundiculous,sounds</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick and His Chandelier</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-and-his-chandelier--58674425</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick was sipping tea, on his patio, and noticed his chandelier was vibrating. It was an earthquake tremor, but he made it through. 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Tess stopped in to run it all down]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>762</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breakingbenjamin,columbus,country,hardy,inkcarceration,jacobyshaddix,morningblitz,paparoach,rock,shinedown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Now, A Discussion About How We Use Toilet Paper.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/now-a-discussion-about-how-we-use-toilet-paper--58660269</link><description><![CDATA[Today is #nationalpoopday. Is anyone surprised that such a day even exists? For some reason, the Morning Blitz dscussed toilet paper use. Do you wad, fold, or maybe even count squares? All of the dirty details are here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58660269</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 18:05:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58660269/tp.mp3" length="14292637" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f/cb5a9182-77d9-40a4-867d-11affb3cd65f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today is #nationalpoopday. Is anyone surprised that such a day even exists? For some reason, the Morning Blitz dscussed toilet paper use. Do you wad, fold, or maybe even count squares? All of the dirty details are here.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today is #nationalpoopday. Is anyone surprised that such a day even exists? For some reason, the Morning Blitz dscussed toilet paper use. Do you wad, fold, or maybe even count squares? All of the dirty details are here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>894</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,charmin,columbus,crapper,morningblitz,nationalpoopday,toiletpaper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Different Kind Of Halftime Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-different-kind-of-halftime-show--58626774</link><description><![CDATA[We were talking the big game. We also talked about how Big Oil keeps screwing the little guy. Lewis has an idea for an entirely different kind of halftime show. Kelly, meanwhile, is all in on the puppy bowl.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58626774</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 20:09:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58626774/ktl_halftime.mp3" length="3948260" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1/51018488-0b08-4399-bdf3-c585e9f57ac1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We were talking the big game. We also talked about how Big Oil keeps screwing the little guy. Lewis has an idea for an entirely different kind of halftime show. Kelly, meanwhile, is all in on the puppy bowl.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We were talking the big game. We also talked about how Big Oil keeps screwing the little guy. Lewis has an idea for an entirely different kind of halftime show. Kelly, meanwhile, is all in on the puppy bowl.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biggame,columbus,gasprices,halftime,morningblitz,oil,puppybowl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Big Game Is On! 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We decided to talk Super Bowl food.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58626775</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 19:57:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58626775/ktl_crab_legs.mp3" length="3851293" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e/eacc7e05-0455-4906-b1b8-a6bd071e124e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pizza, nachos, wings, chips, and salsa alll sound like Super Bowl standards. Unless, you are living in Thick Rick's house. He is going crab legs. Steaming them up and putting in that work to eat. We decided to talk Super Bowl food.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pizza, nachos, wings, chips, and salsa alll sound like Super Bowl standards. Unless, you are living in Thick Rick's house. He is going crab legs. Steaming them up and putting in that work to eat. We decided to talk Super Bowl food.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>241</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biggame,chips,columbus,food,football,morningblitz,nachos,party,pizza,salsa,superbowl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Comedian Matt Rife's New Movie Is Directed By An Ohio Guy!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/comedian-matt-rife-s-new-movie-is-directed-by-an-ohio-guy--58616174</link><description><![CDATA[You have probably heard of Matt Rife. He is the comedian who has been on a sell out tour for the last year or so. He has a new movie called, "The Private Eye." It isn't a comedy, but it is directed by an Ohio guy named Jack Cook. It is causing a bit of buzz and Jack stopped by to talk to Lewis about what is like to make a wide release film!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58616174</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 15:30:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58616174/ktl_private_eye.mp3" length="11944683" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4/2eacab42-3988-4b40-8168-06ee76343fd4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You have probably heard of Matt Rife. He is the comedian who has been on a sell out tour for the last year or so. He has a new movie called, "The Private Eye." It isn't a comedy, but it is directed by an Ohio guy named Jack Cook. It is causing a bit...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You have probably heard of Matt Rife. He is the comedian who has been on a sell out tour for the last year or so. He has a new movie called, "The Private Eye." It isn't a comedy, but it is directed by an Ohio guy named Jack Cook. It is causing a bit of buzz and Jack stopped by to talk to Lewis about what is like to make a wide release film!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,film,jackcook,mattrife,morningblitz,movies,ohio,theprivateeye</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brian Krisztal of Fox Sports Talks The Super Bowl with Thick and Lewis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brian-krisztal-of-fox-sports-talks-the-super-bowl-with-thick-and-lewis--58616171</link><description><![CDATA[The Super Bowl is happening on Sunday in Vegas! Fox Sports' Brian Krisztal spent some time with Thick and Lewis to talk the big game. They cover gambling, NFL moves, and the game. Check out this inside look live from Vegas.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58616171</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 15:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58616171/ktl_fox_sb.mp3" length="39924363" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735/27c29a35-aa78-4c08-87a4-ce2e2b003735.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Super Bowl is happening on Sunday in Vegas! 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Check out this inside look live from Vegas.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1248</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>49ers,chiefs,columbus,football,foxsports,morningblitz,nfl,superbowl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Go Fund My Divorce</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/go-fund-my-divorce--58616173</link><description><![CDATA[A local guy caught his wife cheating. Divorce is the next step, but it ain't cheap. He wants to know if it is wrong to start a #gofundme to cover the legal fees? Blitz Nation had a lot to say about the issue.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58616173</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 22:43:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58616173/ktl_gfm_divorce.mp3" length="12885063" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51/a013527f-ba08-461b-9f8c-a7bf47f80c51.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A local guy caught his wife cheating. Divorce is the next step, but it ain't cheap. He wants to know if it is wrong to start a #gofundme to cover the legal fees? Blitz Nation had a lot to say about the issue.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A local guy caught his wife cheating. Divorce is the next step, but it ain't cheap. He wants to know if it is wrong to start a #gofundme to cover the legal fees? Blitz Nation had a lot to say about the issue.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>806</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheating,columbus,divorce,gofundme,money,morningblitz,relationships</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lewis and The Movie Karen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lewis-and-the-movie-karen--58616172</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis was hosting an advanced screening of a movie. A woman tried to strong arm an extra ticket for someone who didn't have one. She demanded a handicap seat and brought her dog to the theatre. We asked Blitz Nation to weigh in on whether Lewis had the right to be so irritated.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58616172</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 22:40:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58616172/ktl_movie_karen.mp3" length="10601334" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda/3c787bad-8ccc-44ba-b43b-26c6783a4dda.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lewis was hosting an advanced screening of a movie. A woman tried to strong arm an extra ticket for someone who didn't have one. She demanded a handicap seat and brought her dog to the theatre. We asked Blitz Nation to weigh in on whether Lewis had...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lewis was hosting an advanced screening of a movie. A woman tried to strong arm an extra ticket for someone who didn't have one. She demanded a handicap seat and brought her dog to the theatre. 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The Morning Blitz tackles this tough question.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58616170</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 22:37:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58616170/ktl_80s_baddies.mp3" length="5561164" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07/5cac3830-8ed2-40a3-94f2-67bb884d3c07.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all know those classic 80s movie bullies. 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The Morning Blitz tackles this tough question.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>348</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,backtothefuture,biff,bullys,cobarkai,columbus,fullmetaljacket,johnnylawrence,karatekid,morningblitz,movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Wife Is Catfishing Her Friends New Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-wife-is-catfishing-her-friends-new-man--58599032</link><description><![CDATA[Another episode of Couples Therapy. A dude's wife is catfishing her friends new man. We asked Blitz Nation to weigh in on the dating world manipulation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58599032</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 15:35:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58599032/ktl_cpls.mp3" length="12622167" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549/5038e71a-d095-477d-857a-f0686599f549.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another episode of Couples Therapy. A dude's wife is catfishing her friends new man. We asked Blitz Nation to weigh in on the dating world manipulation.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another episode of Couples Therapy. A dude's wife is catfishing her friends new man. We asked Blitz Nation to weigh in on the dating world manipulation.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>catfish,columbus,couplestherapy,dating,morningblitz,relationships</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly's Dog Moses Inadvertently Took a Walk Down Electric Ave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-s-dog-moses-inadvertently-took-a-walk-down-electric-ave--58599031</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly was walking her dog. Moses somehow found his way into a not clearly marked electrical fence. Kelly was upset so we talked about it]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58599031</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 15:33:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58599031/ktl_moses.mp3" length="10599662" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b/6772eeaa-a046-46fc-9223-2f591a15ab3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly was walking her dog. Moses somehow found his way into a not clearly marked electrical fence. Kelly was upset so we talked about it</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly was walking her dog. Moses somehow found his way into a not clearly marked electrical fence. Kelly was upset so we talked about it]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>663</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,dogmom,dogs,farmers,karens,morningblitz,parks,pets,walkthedog</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back To The Dawn of .....Facebook</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-the-dawn-of-facebook--58599030</link><description><![CDATA[Facebook tunred 20. We went back into the time machine to view some of our early posts. We cannot speak for the rest of Blitz Nation, but we were pretty boring.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58599030</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 15:31:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58599030/ktl_fb_post.mp3" length="5982885" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79/d38ec0d6-d06f-4eab-9805-06c89beb3c79.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Facebook tunred 20. We went back into the time machine to view some of our early posts. We cannot speak for the rest of Blitz Nation, but we were pretty boring.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Facebook tunred 20. We went back into the time machine to view some of our early posts. We cannot speak for the rest of Blitz Nation, but we were pretty boring.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,facebook,morningblitz,poking,post,socialmedia,songlyrics,soup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jane or Jungle, No It Is Soundiculous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jane-or-jungle-no-it-is-soundiculous--58587266</link><description><![CDATA[We played Soundiculous and it was a close one. Kelly had a strong showing, Thick almost busted his slump, but the Lewis Hot Streak Continues]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58587266</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 15:29:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58587266/ktl_soundiculous.mp3" length="9431884" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939/b7c68f4d-0fb2-492b-b84f-f7bfcfb4f939.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We played Soundiculous and it was a close one. Kelly had a strong showing, Thick almost busted his slump, but the Lewis Hot Streak Continues</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We played Soundiculous and it was a close one. Kelly had a strong showing, Thick almost busted his slump, but the Lewis Hot Streak Continues]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>590</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,games,jungle,morningblitz,soundiculous,sounds</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Billion, Uncurable Hiccups, Both Of Them, or Just The Hiccups</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-billion-uncurable-hiccups-both-of-them-or-just-the-hiccups--58587265</link><description><![CDATA[Life is about choices. Flip a coin. You are going to get A billion dollars, but it comes with uncurable hiccups. The only option is to flip a coin for a billion dollars to go along with them. You do, however, risck losing the money and only getting the hiccups. What do you do?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58587265</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 15:27:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58587265/ktl_choice.mp3" length="12487584" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546/455b174c-0003-450d-9570-f3b3a182a546.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Life is about choices. Flip a coin. You are going to get A billion dollars, but it comes with uncurable hiccups. The only option is to flip a coin for a billion dollars to go along with them. You do, however, risck losing the money and only getting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Life is about choices. Flip a coin. You are going to get A billion dollars, but it comes with uncurable hiccups. The only option is to flip a coin for a billion dollars to go along with them. You do, however, risck losing the money and only getting the hiccups. What do you do?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>781</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>choices,coinflip,cointoss,columbus,hiccups,money,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That One Bill That Just Pisses You Off</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-one-bill-that-just-pisses-you-off--58587264</link><description><![CDATA[We all have that one bill. The one with the fees. The one that just pisses you off everytime you pay it. We are not alone and we talked about it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58587264</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 15:24:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58587264/ktl_bills.mp3" length="19352145" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98/b412fe58-45d7-47ef-9804-b1203a16ea98.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all have that one bill. The one with the fees. The one that just pisses you off everytime you pay it. We are not alone and we talked about it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We all have that one bill. The one with the fees. The one that just pisses you off everytime you pay it. We are not alone and we talked about it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bills,cellphone,columbus,fees,morningblitz,payments,streaming,taxes,waterbill</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Manson,Zombie, and Nothing More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/manson-zombie-and-nothing-more--58580026</link><description><![CDATA[Tess stopped by with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked the Nothing More tour, changes in the Rob Zombie camp, and the Marilyin Manson situation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58580026</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 22:10:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58580026/ktl_manson.mp3" length="7418993" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b/23cd3020-a794-4e1c-af94-0ff1b86af16b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tess stopped by with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked the Nothing More tour, changes in the Rob Zombie camp, and the Marilyin Manson situation.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tess stopped by with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked the Nothing More tour, changes in the Rob Zombie camp, and the Marilyin Manson situation.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>464</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,lawsuit,manson,marilynmanson,morningblitz,music,nothingmore,robzombie,tour</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Can Eat Here, But We Need That Table In 90 Minutes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-can-eat-here-but-we-need-that-table-in-90-minutes--58580012</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn and a party of five went to dinner. She was told, before they even sat down, that they only had 90 min. Some people say it is par for the course and some think the restaraunt was out of line. We discussed this morning. 90 and out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58580012</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 22:08:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58580012/ktl_90_and_out.mp3" length="13560903" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f/1be742d3-120f-4d72-b8d9-c809c3e0983f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly Quinn and a party of five went to dinner. She was told, before they even sat down, that they only had 90 min. Some people say it is par for the course and some think the restaraunt was out of line. We discussed this morning. 90 and out!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly Quinn and a party of five went to dinner. She was told, before they even sat down, that they only had 90 min. Some people say it is par for the course and some think the restaraunt was out of line. We discussed this morning. 90 and out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>848</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,customerservice,diningout,foodservice,morningblitz,restaraunt,serviceindustry</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Role Playing in Diapers, Eating Dryer Sheets, and Other Strange Addictions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/role-playing-in-diapers-eating-dryer-sheets-and-other-strange-addictions--58548651</link><description><![CDATA[A new spa allows people to dress as babies. Hearing this prompted us to discover some other crazy addictions. One thing we know, people are strange.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58548651</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 20:29:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58548651/ktl_strange_addictions.mp3" length="8988012" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686/b8f1b2c7-274b-4d45-aa13-81512da1e686.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new spa allows people to dress as babies. Hearing this prompted us to discover some other crazy addictions. One thing we know, people are strange.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new spa allows people to dress as babies. Hearing this prompted us to discover some other crazy addictions. One thing we know, people are strange.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>562</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>addictions,columbus,diapers,morningblitz,people,strangeaddictions</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Somehow We Find Ourselves In The Middle of Popstar Drama</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/somehow-we-find-ourselves-in-the-middle-of-popstar-drama--58548645</link><description><![CDATA[Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Kelly isn't a fan of Justin and Lewis thinks there is more than just him to blame. A whole other kind of battle of the sexes began when Blitz Nation got involved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58548645</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 20:27:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58548645/ktl_brit_jt.mp3" length="14283554" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347/54fe6132-6901-411f-a380-db5ab3f0a347.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Kelly isn't a fan of Justin and Lewis thinks there is more than just him to blame. A whole other kind of battle of the sexes began when Blitz Nation got involved.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Kelly isn't a fan of Justin and Lewis thinks there is more than just him to blame. A whole other kind of battle of the sexes began when Blitz Nation got involved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>893</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>britneyspears,columbus,crymeariver,janet,janetjackson,justintimberlake,morningblitz,nsync,selfish,superbowl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Papa Roach Frontman Jacoby Shaddix Talks To The Morning Blitz</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/papa-roach-frontman-jacoby-shaddix-talks-to-the-morning-blitz--58523537</link><description><![CDATA[Thick and Lewis caught up with Jacoby. They talk new music, Papa Roach's longevity, and Jacoby's mission to bring awareness to suicide prevention.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58523537</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58523537/jacoby_shaddix_full_1_31_24.mp3" length="25534865" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d/200e63a5-8e5c-4fdc-b2e3-e3c62d6fbc4d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick and Lewis caught up with Jacoby. They talk new music, Papa Roach's longevity, and Jacoby's mission to bring awareness to suicide prevention.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thick and Lewis caught up with Jacoby. They talk new music, Papa Roach's longevity, and Jacoby's mission to bring awareness to suicide prevention.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>798</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,daughtry,jacobyshaddix,leavealighton,mentalhealth,morningblitz,music,paparoach,scars,suicide</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What If The Morning Blitz Were President?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-if-the-morning-blitz-were-president--58523532</link><description><![CDATA[What would you do if you were the president? That is the question the Morning Blitz asked each other. Kelly didn't want the job and Lewis had a few ideas.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58523532</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 20:49:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58523532/ktl_president.mp3" length="6133350" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844/67bae02a-9ccf-4b7e-9b90-406e28db4844.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would you do if you were the president? That is the question the Morning Blitz asked each other. Kelly didn't want the job and Lewis had a few ideas.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What would you do if you were the president? That is the question the Morning Blitz asked each other. Kelly didn't want the job and Lewis had a few ideas.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>384</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,government,laws,morningblitz,president,turnsignal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Can Do Any Job, But Only For a Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-can-do-any-job-but-only-for-a-day--58523523</link><description><![CDATA[Any job can be yours, but only for one day. Kelly would be a screen writer on a television show. Thick would be an actor and Lewis a pornstar. Seeing the last option, thankfully this is just hypothetical.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58523523</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 20:46:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58523523/ktl_job_for_a_day.mp3" length="12396051" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78/34678179-71f2-4e8c-95b0-13d27c8b1b78.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Any job can be yours, but only for one day. Kelly would be a screen writer on a television show. Thick would be an actor and Lewis a pornstar. Seeing the last option, thankfully this is just hypothetical.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Any job can be yours, but only for one day. Kelly would be a screen writer on a television show. Thick would be an actor and Lewis a pornstar. Seeing the last option, thankfully this is just hypothetical.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actor,career,columbus,job,morningblitz,salary,writer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Showering With The Dog is Her Problem</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/showering-with-the-dog-is-her-problem--58523198</link><description><![CDATA[Couples Therapy happened. This week, Amber caught her boyfriend showering with the dog. She thinks it's a little creepy. We all seem to be ok with it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58523198</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 20:38:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58523198/ktl_dog_shower.mp3" length="9042607" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59/5ced8c0b-d7f9-494a-9e87-9a9843fc9b59.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Couples Therapy happened. This week, Amber caught her boyfriend showering with the dog. She thinks it's a little creepy. We all seem to be ok with it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Couples Therapy happened. This week, Amber caught her boyfriend showering with the dog. She thinks it's a little creepy. We all seem to be ok with it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>566</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,couples,couplestherapy,dogs,morningblitz,pets,shower</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Tight Game Of Soundiculous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-tight-game-of-soundiculous--58503078</link><description><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz played Soundiculous and it was a battle. Kelly put up a heck of a fight, Thick struggled with scissors, and Lewis did pre game stretches.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58503078</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 16:32:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58503078/ktl_sounds.mp3" length="11347837" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0/ac79ff8c-989c-4960-9ebf-94d9259960e0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Morning Blitz played Soundiculous and it was a battle. Kelly put up a heck of a fight, Thick struggled with scissors, and Lewis did pre game stretches.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Morning Blitz played Soundiculous and it was a battle. Kelly put up a heck of a fight, Thick struggled with scissors, and Lewis did pre game stretches.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>710</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobaflex,columbus,contest,games,morningblitz,radio,soundiculous</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kanye West : Super Hero or Super Hole of The Ass</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kanye-west-super-hero-or-super-hole-of-the-ass--58503085</link><description><![CDATA[A girl asked Kanyed a question in public. Shocker, he went off on her. He called himself a super hero. She was a little in the wrong, but he might have been wronger.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58503085</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 16:31:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58503085/ktl_kanye.mp3" length="4933835" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87/a131d3e3-92a1-4962-806c-70fa9b9b2c87.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A girl asked Kanyed a question in public. Shocker, he went off on her. He called himself a super hero. She was a little in the wrong, but he might have been wronger.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A girl asked Kanyed a question in public. Shocker, he went off on her. He called himself a super hero. She was a little in the wrong, but he might have been wronger.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>309</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>celebrity,columbus,kanyewest,morningblitz,phone,rapper,tmz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Vintage, Like Early 90s Vintage, Kelly and Thick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/vintage-like-early-90s-vintage-kelly-and-thick--58495791</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick found some audio from early in the careers of Thick and Kelly. We are talking early 90s stuff. They sound great, but don't take our world for it. Lock it in and listen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58495791</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 02:14:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58495791/ktl_vintage_kt.mp3" length="13613148" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af/b8149101-d5be-46f6-9650-7e778ee039af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick Rick found some audio from early in the careers of Thick and Kelly. We are talking early 90s stuff. They sound great, but don't take our world for it. Lock it in and listen.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thick Rick found some audio from early in the careers of Thick and Kelly. We are talking early 90s stuff. They sound great, but don't take our world for it. Lock it in and listen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>851</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,92x,columbus,morningblitz,radio,vintage</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tess Joins The Show To Talk Poppy, Hardy, and Corey Taylor</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tess-joins-the-show-to-talk-poppy-hardy-and-corey-taylor--58495787</link><description><![CDATA[Tess drops by to talk the Blitz Rock Rundown. Corey Taylor needs time, Poppy is opening for AX7, and Hardy calls it, "Quit."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58495787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 02:12:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58495787/ktl_brr_ct.mp3" length="10249830" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c/e703dbd4-30af-4cfe-8768-49712ab1e77c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tess drops by to talk the Blitz Rock Rundown. Corey Taylor needs time, Poppy is opening for AX7, and Hardy calls it, "Quit."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tess drops by to talk the Blitz Rock Rundown. Corey Taylor needs time, Poppy is opening for AX7, and Hardy calls it, "Quit."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>641</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,coreytaylor,hardy,morningblitz,music,poppy,rock</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Morning Blitz Talked With A7X Bassist Johnny Christ</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-morning-blitz-talked-with-a7x-bassist-johnny-christ--58446269</link><description><![CDATA[Avenged Sevenfold will be at Nationwide on March 26th. Thick Rick and Lewis talked with Johnny Christ about the tour, new music, and Rick's daughter's A7X tattoo.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58446269</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 15:26:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58446269/johnny_a7x.mp3" length="19837245" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445/b3a18a77-2d25-496e-b919-e0e81fa06445.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Avenged Sevenfold will be at Nationwide on March 26th. Thick Rick and Lewis talked with Johnny Christ about the tour, new music, and Rick's daughter's A7X tattoo.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Avenged Sevenfold will be at Nationwide on March 26th. Thick Rick and Lewis talked with Johnny Christ about the tour, new music, and Rick's daughter's A7X tattoo.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>620</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a7x,avengedsevenfold,batcountry,columbus,deargod,deathbat,morningblitz,tattoo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>65 And Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/65-and-out--58446271</link><description><![CDATA[Somehow, we got on the subject of how long Lewis' wants to live. He is stuck on this 65 and out thing. That DOES NOT mean he is looking to off himself. He just doesn't want to grow old. We were shocked by how many of Blitz Nation are not looking to live that extended life either...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58446271</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58446271/65_and_out.mp3" length="15161687" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e/20e85362-1af8-4d8f-a0b3-bc99e78ac36e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Somehow, we got on the subject of how long Lewis' wants to live. He is stuck on this 65 and out thing. That DOES NOT mean he is looking to off himself. He just doesn't want to grow old. We were shocked by how many of Blitz Nation are not looking to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Somehow, we got on the subject of how long Lewis' wants to live. He is stuck on this 65 and out thing. That DOES NOT mean he is looking to off himself. He just doesn't want to grow old. We were shocked by how many of Blitz Nation are not looking to live that extended life either...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>948</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>age,columbus,death,growingold,morningblitz,old,robotussin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hulkamania Did Not Run Wild While His Son Got a D.U.I.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hulkamania-did-not-run-wild-while-his-son-got-a-d-u-i--58419455</link><description><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan is a wrestling icon. His kids...well they are not. Hogan owns a spot in Tampa called Hogan's Hang Out. His son Nick is the DJ and hosted a bikini contest. After a night at the hang out, Nick is pulled over for driving while intoxicated. The body cam footage is released and Hulk shows up to basically do nothing. Nick does have a former pornstar girlfriend who lets the cop know she is emotional not intoxicated. She was double the legal limit. Hogan, the younger one, clearly didn't know best here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58419455</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:26:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58419455/ktl_hogan_dui.mp3" length="12393543" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0/2ce13c90-e948-4626-91e5-1925088aedf0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hulk Hogan is a wrestling icon. His kids...well they are not. Hogan owns a spot in Tampa called Hogan's Hang Out. His son Nick is the DJ and hosted a bikini contest. After a night at the hang out, Nick is pulled over for driving while intoxicated. The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan is a wrestling icon. His kids...well they are not. Hogan owns a spot in Tampa called Hogan's Hang Out. His son Nick is the DJ and hosted a bikini contest. After a night at the hang out, Nick is pulled over for driving while intoxicated. The body cam footage is released and Hulk shows up to basically do nothing. Nick does have a former pornstar girlfriend who lets the cop know she is emotional not intoxicated. She was double the legal limit. Hogan, the younger one, clearly didn't know best here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bodycam,columbus,drunkdriving,florida,floridaman,hulkhogan,morningblitz,nickhogan,police,tanalea,wrestling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Took Your Money and Remodeled My House Because The Lord Told Me Too</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-took-your-money-and-remodeled-my-house-because-the-lord-told-me-too--58419373</link><description><![CDATA[There is theft everywhere. People can't trust anyone. This pastor stole over 3 million dollars, but he did come clean. Kind of. He throws God under the bus in several instances. He admitted to taking the money. He also says he renevated his kitchen because that is what the lord told him to do.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58419373</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:20:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58419373/ktl_lord_told_me_to.mp3" length="3596756" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2/652d4d78-71d8-4405-9391-1ee9a458e6d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There is theft everywhere. People can't trust anyone. This pastor stole over 3 million dollars, but he did come clean. Kind of. He throws God under the bus in several instances. He admitted to taking the money. He also says he renevated his kitchen...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There is theft everywhere. People can't trust anyone. This pastor stole over 3 million dollars, but he did come clean. Kind of. He throws God under the bus in several instances. He admitted to taking the money. He also says he renevated his kitchen because that is what the lord told him to do.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>church,columbus,crime,god,money,morningblitz,pastor,stealing,theft</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Quinn For The Win!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-quinn-for-the-win--58419334</link><description><![CDATA[Tuesday is Soundiculous Day! We played for tickets to see Bush. Lewis has been on a hot streak as of late, Thick is in a slump, and Kelly has never seen the winning side of the game. Until now. KQ came out of the gate hot and didn't slow down. She finally gets that elusive first win and sends Mike to see Bush in the process.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58419334</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:17:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58419334/ktl_kelly_wins.mp3" length="8316351" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787/e28479f3-cf1c-4b1d-a3f4-82cad2eac787.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tuesday is Soundiculous Day! We played for tickets to see Bush. Lewis has been on a hot streak as of late, Thick is in a slump, and Kelly has never seen the winning side of the game. Until now. KQ came out of the gate hot and didn't slow down. She...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tuesday is Soundiculous Day! We played for tickets to see Bush. Lewis has been on a hot streak as of late, Thick is in a slump, and Kelly has never seen the winning side of the game. Until now. KQ came out of the gate hot and didn't slow down. She finally gets that elusive first win and sends Mike to see Bush in the process.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>520</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bush,columbus,funnynoises,games,morningblitz,soundiculous</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tess Stopped By To Talk Bush, P.O.D., And More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tess-stopped-by-to-talk-bush-p-o-d-and-more--58409360</link><description><![CDATA[Tess stops in on Mondays for the Blitz Rock Rundown. She talked a little P.O.D. and Bush. She too has a thing for Gavin Rossdale. What is it with this guy? Money. Good looks. He plays in a band. Yeah, we know. All of the above.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58409360</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:39:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58409360/ktl_rck_rndwn.mp3" length="8407466" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836/eba2b31a-f23e-4230-84d4-cb640de07836.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tess stops in on Mondays for the Blitz Rock Rundown. She talked a little P.O.D. and Bush. She too has a thing for Gavin Rossdale. What is it with this guy? Money. Good looks. He plays in a band. Yeah, we know. All of the above.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tess stops in on Mondays for the Blitz Rock Rundown. She talked a little P.O.D. and Bush. She too has a thing for Gavin Rossdale. What is it with this guy? Money. Good looks. He plays in a band. Yeah, we know. All of the above.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>526</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bush,columbus,gavinrossdale,hallpass,morningblitz,pod</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>100 Million To Show Us Your Junk...Well That Is What Snoop Dogg Was Offered</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-million-to-show-us-your-junk-well-that-is-what-snoop-dogg-was-offered--58409349</link><description><![CDATA[Snoop Doog was offered 100 million to show off his junk. He turned it down. Rick was in deep thought about it, Kelly said no amount of money, and Lewis was already on board. How much would it take for you? Most of Blitz Nation said 100 million was more than enough.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58409349</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:32:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58409349/ktl_snoops_jumk.mp3" length="5338285" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74/20a99691-a3fc-448f-b7a3-23dd7c166f74.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Snoop Doog was offered 100 million to show off his junk. He turned it down. Rick was in deep thought about it, Kelly said no amount of money, and Lewis was already on board. How much would it take for you? Most of Blitz Nation said 100 million was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Snoop Doog was offered 100 million to show off his junk. He turned it down. Rick was in deep thought about it, Kelly said no amount of money, and Lewis was already on board. How much would it take for you? Most of Blitz Nation said 100 million was more than enough.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>334</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,money,morningblitz,naked,onlyfans,photos,snoop,snoopdogg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Her Hand On Gavin's Junk?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-her-hand-on-gavin-s-junk--58409181</link><description><![CDATA[Rick reposted a pic of Lewis, his girl, and Gavin Rossdale. The Bush front man is a, "Hall Pass," for a lot of ladies. Thick was a little curious as to where Lewis' girl's hand is. Judging by the facial expressions, there might be several possible answers.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58409181</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:23:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58409181/ktl_gavin_junk.mp3" length="8547065" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2/557017ee-3e42-41ae-bba7-81dba3288ca2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rick reposted a pic of Lewis, his girl, and Gavin Rossdale. 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Kelly Finds The Rich, Lewis Schemes, and Rick Wants To Be a Typist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-wake-up-in-1924-kelly-finds-the-rich-lewis-schemes-and-rick-wants-to-be-a-typist--58371671</link><description><![CDATA[You just woke up in 1924. What do you do? Kelly would find the rich and survive. Lewis decides to scheme and despite being an avid fisherman, would be a typist????]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58371671</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:06:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58371671/ktl_the_typist.mp3" length="16548057" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1/09b526d4-18cc-4799-b4d2-8cb2a7b82cc1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You just woke up in 1924. 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Lewis decides to scheme and despite being an avid fisherman, would be a typist????]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1035</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1924,columbus,fishing,greatdepression,morningblitz,timecapsule,typing,whores</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Morning Blitz Interviews Gavin Rossdale</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-morning-blitz-interviews-gavin-rossdale--58371642</link><description><![CDATA[Bush is hitting the road this summer. They will roll into both Cleveland and Cincinnati along with Jerry Cantrell and Candlebox. Thick and Lewis spent some time talking with Gavin Rossdale.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58371642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:00:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58371642/ktl_gavin.mp3" length="22342527" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b/a65d6570-69f0-4d1c-ac40-fe52e050472b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bush is hitting the road this summer. 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Thick and Lewis spent some time talking with Gavin Rossdale.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliceinchains,bush,candlebox,columbus,gavinrossdale,jerrycantrell,morningblitz,music,rock</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gen Z Has a New Workout</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gen-z-has-a-new-workout--58371648</link><description><![CDATA[Gen Z has discovered Karaoke and using it as a workout. We talked about the songs we would sing if we were doing a little cardio karaoke.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58371648</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 19:56:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58371648/ktl_karaoke_wkout.mp3" length="5212586" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e/23f270b2-d653-4108-a1da-782061e9b32e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gen Z has discovered Karaoke and using it as a workout. 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Lewis suggested maybe he try something and see if he likes it. Rick suggested Lewis try dating men and the hilarity starts there....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58371675</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 19:42:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58371675/ktl_tofu_or_gay.mp3" length="5687388" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1/ddfa21aa-36d0-4da5-ad2e-c3a4b41729b1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick Rick doesn't want people to tell him what is good for his life. 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Did you know there is a lot of pressure when it comes to cereal?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>200</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Kid's Friend Could Only Sleepover If Mom Did Too.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-kid-s-friend-could-only-sleepover-if-mom-did-too--58354945</link><description><![CDATA[Thick got an email from a dad who thought it was strange that his kid's friend's mom had to sleepover too. It was the only way she would let the kid stay over. 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Actually, he didn't say that, but it would have been cool if he did!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>226</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alabama,bassproshops,cannonball,columbus,criminal,morningblitz,police,stupidcriminal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>From Ramsey Bolton to Urkel. The TV Characters Most People Hate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/from-ramsey-bolton-to-urkel-the-tv-characters-most-people-hate--58212112</link><description><![CDATA[There have been a lot of TV characters that are hated. A good villain makes a show. We talked about characters that people hate and their were a few surprises. 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KQ has the most common sense.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>486</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,couplestherapy,morningblitz,relationships,shootyourshot</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Have Been Using The Gravy Boat All Wrong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-have-been-using-the-gravy-boat-all-wrong--58063695</link><description><![CDATA[The gravy boat is a staple on the holiday table. Well, we have all been using it all wrong. 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Sadly, Lewis didn't even know what one even was until this morning.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>167</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,gravy,gravyboat,morningblitz,table</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Someone Not Named Rick Won Soundiculous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/someone-not-named-rick-won-soundiculous--58063682</link><description><![CDATA[Drew picked up weekend passes to Sonic Temple! We played Soundiculous and guess what? Thick Rick did not win!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58063682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 20:35:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58063682/sounddik.mp3" length="6636155" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Drew picked up weekend passes to Sonic Temple! We played Soundiculous and guess what? Thick Rick did not win!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Drew picked up weekend passes to Sonic Temple! We played Soundiculous and guess what? Thick Rick did not win!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>415</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,games,morningblitz,sonictemple,soundiculous</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>1st Grade Problems</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/1st-grade-problems--58063666</link><description><![CDATA[This morning Thick Rick challenged Blitz Nation. He challenged us too. We had to solve a 1st grade problem. Shouldn't be hard to imagine how this went....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58063666</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 20:34:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58063666/1st_grad_prob.mp3" length="8684991" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This morning Thick Rick challenged Blitz Nation. He challenged us too. We had to solve a 1st grade problem. Shouldn't be hard to imagine how this went....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This morning Thick Rick challenged Blitz Nation. He challenged us too. We had to solve a 1st grade problem. Shouldn't be hard to imagine how this went....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>543</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1stgrade,columbus,morningblitz,nouns,school,teachers,wordproblems</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's The Holidays Everyone Is Miserable</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-the-holidays-everyone-is-miserable--58051602</link><description><![CDATA[We helped a listener with her holiday dilema.You know, the kind where you have to go where you don't wanna go and buy presents for people you don't wanna buy for.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58051602</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 21:04:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58051602/holiday_dilema.mp3" length="11674653" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We helped a listener with her holiday dilema.You know, the kind where you have to go where you don't wanna go and buy presents for people you don't wanna buy for.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We helped a listener with her holiday dilema.You know, the kind where you have to go where you don't wanna go and buy presents for people you don't wanna buy for.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>730</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,columbus,family,holidays,money,morningblitz,presents</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>By The 1-900- Numbers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/by-the-1-900-numbers--58051558</link><description><![CDATA[Back in the 80s and 90s people called 1-900 numbers like it was going out of style! It was also costly. We talked about some of those numbers and asked Blitz Nation which ones they called,]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58051558</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 21:01:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58051558/numbers.mp3" length="14112502" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back in the 80s and 90s people called 1-900 numbers like it was going out of style! It was also costly. We talked about some of those numbers and asked Blitz Nation which ones they called,</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back in the 80s and 90s people called 1-900 numbers like it was going out of style! It was also costly. We talked about some of those numbers and asked Blitz Nation which ones they called,]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>882</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,90s,columbus,money,morningblitz,nintendo,phone,phonesex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Things Are Closing, We Are Getting New Things, But Can People Afford The New</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/things-are-closing-we-are-getting-new-things-but-can-people-afford-the-new--58023564</link><description><![CDATA[Riverbend in Cincinnati is closing. Coney Island, which has been there forever, is going away so a new entertainment venue can be built. New is great, but there is a problem. 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It turns out, a lot of Blitz Nation are in the same boat.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>561</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,columbus,depression,family,holidays,morningblitz,scrroge</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Some Christmas Music....With Uneccesary Censorship Added</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/some-christmas-music-with-uneccesary-censorship-added--58019553</link><description><![CDATA[We've all heard those timeless Xmas classics. What if someone decided to beep words that didn't need to be beeped? Someone did. It was us...well Thick Rick]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58019553</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2023 15:24:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58019553/bleeped_christmas_carols_2023.mp3" length="7341252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've all heard those timeless Xmas classics. What if someone decided to beep words that didn't need to be beeped? Someone did. It was us...well Thick Rick</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've all heard those timeless Xmas classics. What if someone decided to beep words that didn't need to be beeped? Someone did. It was us...well Thick Rick]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>459</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,christmascarols,columbus,holiday,holidaymusic,morningblitz,uneccesarycensorship,xmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It's Xmas So Let's Test Your Trivia Knowledge</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-xmas-so-let-s-test-your-trivia-knowledge--57999523</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly and Lewis represented Blitz Nation in contest of Xmas Trivia. 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The other two tried to figure out who would be on their survival squad.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57999512</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2023 19:09:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57999512/ktl_survive_apocolypse.mp3" length="13171365" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some believe they could survive an apocalypse and the lifestyle that follows. Kelly Quinn wants no part of that life. The other two tried to figure out who would be on their survival squad.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some believe they could survive an apocalypse and the lifestyle that follows. Kelly Quinn wants no part of that life. 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It might have sounded like a knife party, but no weapons were used.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57999490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2023 19:06:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57999490/ktl_delivery_drivers.mp3" length="12429905" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What started as simple discussion about delvery drivers, turned into a solid argument between Kelly and Lewis. It might have sounded like a knife party, but no weapons were used.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What started as simple discussion about delvery drivers, turned into a solid argument between Kelly and Lewis. It might have sounded like a knife party, but no weapons were used.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>777</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazon,columbus,delivery,holidays,mailmen,morningblitz,packages</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Played Soundiculous And Thick Rick Won Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-played-soundiculous-and-thick-rick-won-again--57989043</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick's winning streak continues. We played Soundiculous and Kelly almost pulled it out....almost]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57989043</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 21:13:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57989043/ktl_sndic.mp3" length="6412547" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thick Rick's winning streak continues. We played Soundiculous and Kelly almost pulled it out....almost</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thick Rick's winning streak continues. 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We had a healthy discussion about this very subject.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57989019</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 21:10:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57989019/ktl_porch_pirate.mp3" length="6855584" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tis the season for stealing. Yes, a thief is a bad person, but shouldn't the consumer take some percausions? We had a healthy discussion about this very subject.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tis the season for stealing. Yes, a thief is a bad person, but shouldn't the consumer take some percausions? We had a healthy discussion about this very subject.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>429</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,holidays,morningblitz,porchpirates,stealing,thieves</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dogs Are Family....Even If 200k Is On The Line?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dogs-are-family-even-if-200k-is-on-the-line--57988959</link><description><![CDATA[A video of girl went viral because someone, allegedly, offered her 200k for her dog. We asked the question, "Would you sell your pet for that much money?"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57988959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 21:05:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57988959/ktl_200k_dog.mp3" length="7140214" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A video of girl went viral because someone, allegedly, offered her 200k for her dog. We asked the question, "Would you sell your pet for that much money?"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A video of girl went viral because someone, allegedly, offered her 200k for her dog. We asked the question, "Would you sell your pet for that much money?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>447</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,dogs,morningblitz,pets,viralvideo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If You Are Asked To Keep a Secret, Do You Still Tell Your Spouse?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-are-asked-to-keep-a-secret-do-you-still-tell-your-spouse--57988933</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes a friend tells you a secret, but you can't keep that from your spouse though. Maybe you can. Secrets don't make friends or happy spouses!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57988933</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 20:57:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57988933/ktl_secret.mp3" length="7362986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sometimes a friend tells you a secret, but you can't keep that from your spouse though. Maybe you can. Secrets don't make friends or happy spouses!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sometimes a friend tells you a secret, but you can't keep that from your spouse though. Maybe you can. Secrets don't make friends or happy spouses!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>461</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,marriage,morningblitz,secrets,spouse</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Have You Been Nudified Yet?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/have-you-been-nudified-yet--57977636</link><description><![CDATA[People are tunring to A.I. to take normal pictures and make people in them nude. Thick did his best to explain it to Kelly. We all decided we need an app to put more clothes on people.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57977636</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2023 20:20:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57977636/ktl_nudify.mp3" length="5965331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People are tunring to A.I. to take normal pictures and make people in them nude. Thick did his best to explain it to Kelly. We all decided we need an app to put more clothes on people.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People are tunring to A.I. to take normal pictures and make people in them nude. Thick did his best to explain it to Kelly. We all decided we need an app to put more clothes on people.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>373</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,nudes,nudify,pictures</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Got Dressed Up For People and That Meat!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-got-dressed-up-for-people-and-that-meat--57977602</link><description><![CDATA[We got dressed up and not for court! We had our company Christmas party. 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We discussed with Blitz Nation this morning.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57955201</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2023 21:26:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57955201/ktl_used_gifts.mp3" length="11173520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There is a new trend about giving used gifts for the holidays. We discussed with Blitz Nation this morning.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There is a new trend about giving used gifts for the holidays. We discussed with Blitz Nation this morning.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chrismas,columbus,gifts,hannakah,holidays,morningblitz,presents,xmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Kelly Quinn Competitive?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-kelly-quinn-competitive--57955172</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly came out of the gate hot with a discussion about how competitve she is. Blitz Nation weighed in and we had a fun little intense conversation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57955172</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2023 21:19:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57955172/ktl_competitive.mp3" length="12950683" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly came out of the gate hot with a discussion about how competitve she is. Blitz Nation weighed in and we had a fun little intense conversation.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly came out of the gate hot with a discussion about how competitve she is. Blitz Nation weighed in and we had a fun little intense conversation.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>810</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,competitve,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Electric Shock! A Modem! Just Another Episode of Soundiculous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/electric-shock-a-modem-just-another-episode-of-soundiculous--57933558</link><description><![CDATA[We played another round of Soundiculous and once again, Kelly Quinn steals the show.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57933558</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2023 22:36:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57933558/ktl_soundik.mp3" length="8434216" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We played another round of Soundiculous and once again, Kelly Quinn steals the show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We played another round of Soundiculous and once again, Kelly Quinn steals the show.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>527</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,soundiculous,sounds</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Son Comes Home After a Trip To Cougar Town</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/son-comes-home-after-a-trip-to-cougar-town--57933543</link><description><![CDATA[Just in time for the holidays, a son came home with his new girlfriend. Imagine mom's surprise when she was nearly as old as she is. We tackled this one in Couples Therapy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57933543</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2023 22:34:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57933543/ktl_cougars.mp3" length="8860534" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just in time for the holidays, a son came home with his new girlfriend. Imagine mom's surprise when she was nearly as old as she is. We tackled this one in Couples Therapy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just in time for the holidays, a son came home with his new girlfriend. Imagine mom's surprise when she was nearly as old as she is. 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Willis. Other debatable holiday movies include "Gremlins", "Batman Returns", and "Edward
Scissorhands".

We talked about the defining criteria for a Xmas movie</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[50% of people say "Die Hard" is NOT a Christmas movie, including Bruce<br />Willis. 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We spents sometime running though it and imaging how bad ass this weekend is going to be!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1175</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,disturbed,dwp,fallinginreverse,morningblitz,pantera,seether,slipknot,sonictemple,staind</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sorry Big Ten. This Year, We Roll Tide</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorry-big-ten-this-year-we-roll-tide--57909852</link><description><![CDATA[Kelly came in hot. She is all in on Alabama. We talked a little about the final College Football Playoff Ranking.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57909852</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 19:47:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57909852/ktl_roll_tide.mp3" length="5720407" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kelly came in hot. She is all in on Alabama. We talked a little about the final College Football Playoff Ranking.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kelly came in hot. She is all in on Alabama. 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If you found a thousand dollars laying around, would you keep it or turn it in?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>646</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cash,columbus,honesty,karma,money,morningblitz,savings</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pass The Mashed Potatoes and The Cocaine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pass-the-mashed-potatoes-and-the-cocaine--57909812</link><description><![CDATA[Some people have sweet potatoes with their turkey and others have mashed potatoes or something more traditional. One family in Michigan opted for turkey with a side of cocaine.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57909812</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 19:43:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57909812/ktl_coaine_4_dinner.mp3" length="2541409" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some people have sweet potatoes with their turkey and others have mashed potatoes or something more traditional. One family in Michigan opted for turkey with a side of cocaine.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some people have sweet potatoes with their turkey and others have mashed potatoes or something more traditional. One family in Michigan opted for turkey with a side of cocaine.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>159</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cocaine,columbus,dinner,drugs,michigan,morningblitz,thanksgiving,turkey</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Just When You Think You've Heard The Worst Xmas Song...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-when-you-think-you-ve-heard-the-worst-xmas-song--57880614</link><description><![CDATA[We played the worst Xmas song ever. We also followed it up with 2 more. 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Somehow we all fell into the Thick Rick Space Junk dodging Rabit hole.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57880564</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2023 19:28:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57880564/ktl_space_junk.mp3" length="7461207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Terminal Velocity was the term. Somehow we all fell into the Thick Rick Space Junk dodging Rabit hole.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Terminal Velocity was the term. Somehow we all fell into the Thick Rick Space Junk dodging Rabit hole.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>467</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,meteor,morningblitz,spacedebris</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Morning Blitz and The Tale of The Exploding Smart Toilet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-morning-blitz-and-the-tale-of-the-exploding-smart-toilet--57880433</link><description><![CDATA[Someone's smart toilet exploded. At first we thought, "Who needs a smart toilet?" We qucikly realized a self cleaning toilet might not be so bad]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57880433</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2023 19:24:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57880433/ktl_smart_toilet.mp3" length="4559734" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Someone's smart toilet exploded. At first we thought, "Who needs a smart toilet?" We qucikly realized a self cleaning toilet might not be so bad</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone's smart toilet exploded. At first we thought, "Who needs a smart toilet?" We qucikly realized a self cleaning toilet might not be so bad]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>285</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroom,columbus,explosion,morningblitz,smarttoilet,toilet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Candy Canes and Sometimes As a Weapon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/candy-canes-and-sometimes-as-a-weapon--57880384</link><description><![CDATA[Apparently, it is all in how you eat the candy cane. Some people even fashion weapons out of them. If your Thick Rick, peppermint is not your thing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57880384</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2023 19:18:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57880384/ktl_candy_canes.mp3" length="4961811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Apparently, it is all in how you eat the candy cane. Some people even fashion weapons out of them. If your Thick Rick, peppermint is not your thing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Apparently, it is all in how you eat the candy cane. Some people even fashion weapons out of them. If your Thick Rick, peppermint is not your thing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>310</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candycanes,christmas,columbus,morningblitz,peppermint</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Lost Art of Communicating</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-lost-art-of-communicating--57869011</link><description><![CDATA[We were talking about people losing the skill of face to face communication. This led to Kelly calling out Rick about his ability to remember everything!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57869011</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 20:26:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57869011/ktl_communication.mp3" length="4010536" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We were talking about people losing the skill of face to face communication. This led to Kelly calling out Rick about his ability to remember everything!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We were talking about people losing the skill of face to face communication. This led to Kelly calling out Rick about his ability to remember everything!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>251</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,communication,memory,morningblitz,skills,talking,verbalcommunication</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Much Like Michigan, Kelly is Ok Cheating to Win</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/much-like-michigan-kelly-is-ok-cheating-to-win--57868999</link><description><![CDATA[We played a new game and it was fun. Kelly believes we should bend the rules a bit. In other words, she is ok with a victory attained by cheating.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57868999</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 20:24:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57868999/ktl_harbaugh.mp3" length="1643215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We played a new game and it was fun. Kelly believes we should bend the rules a bit. In other words, she is ok with a victory attained by cheating.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We played a new game and it was fun. Kelly believes we should bend the rules a bit. In other words, she is ok with a victory attained by cheating.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>103</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheating,columbus,games,harbaugh,michigan,morningblitz,rulebereaking,soundiculous</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spotify Discussion Gone Wrong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spotify-discussion-gone-wrong--57868771</link><description><![CDATA[One minute, you are having a simple discussion about Spotify and artists that don't use it. The next minute, you go down a path that you just can't recover from.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57868771</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 20:22:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57868771/ktl_fisting.mp3" length="2372136" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One minute, you are having a simple discussion about Spotify and artists that don't use it. The next minute, you go down a path that you just can't recover from.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One minute, you are having a simple discussion about Spotify and artists that don't use it. The next minute, you go down a path that you just can't recover from.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>149</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amazonmusic,artist,columbus,garthbrooks,morningblitz,spotify,streaming</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Use Your Wife's Towel, But Lay Off The Decorative Ones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/use-your-wife-s-towel-but-lay-off-the-decorative-ones--57851468</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick used his wifes towel and just hung it back up. We got into people's towel habits. How many times can you use it before it gets put in the wash? 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More importantly, what about the decorative towels?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>766</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bathroomhabits,columbus,moriningblitz,shower,towels</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sharing The Same Xmas Tree With An Ex Is An Issue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sharing-the-same-xmas-tree-with-an-ex-is-an-issue--57851404</link><description><![CDATA[We got into a good Couples Therapy about a girl who is upset that her boyfriend uses the same tree that he did with his ex.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57851404</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2023 18:18:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57851404/ktl_new_tree.mp3" length="11132560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got into a good Couples Therapy about a girl who is upset that her boyfriend uses the same tree that he did with his ex.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got into a good Couples Therapy about a girl who is upset that her boyfriend uses the same tree that he did with his ex.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>696</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,couples,morningblitz,relationships,xmas,xmastree</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Someone Turned The Wholesome Xmas Folgers Commercial Into a Bad Porn Plot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/someone-turned-the-wholesome-xmas-folgers-commercial-into-a-bad-porn-plot--57851333</link><description><![CDATA[We talked about people's favorite holiday movies. 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We talked about doing just that.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,cooking,food,morningblitz,party,stores</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Caskets and Cuddle Clones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/caskets-and-cuddle-clones--57834248</link><description><![CDATA[Today is Giving Tuesday. We talked about odd things that people have donated to various places. 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Somehow, we got on the subject of Cuddle Clones and buying a casket at Walmart!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>809</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>caskets,columbus,cuddleclones,donations,givingtuesday,morningblitz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick and The High Cost of Xmas Trees</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-and-the-high-cost-of-xmas-trees--57823864</link><description><![CDATA[Thick Rick bought a real Xmas tree. He was SHOCKED out how much they cost now. We got into that and how the price of EVERYTHING has gone up. 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Lot of sap....lot of sap.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,christmastree,columbus,costs,expensive,faketree,holidays,holidayseason,inflation,morningblitz,realtree,xmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kelly Tossed Out An Idea of Concerts Starting Earlier....Like Lunchtime.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kelly-tossed-out-an-idea-of-concerts-starting-earlier-like-lunchtime--57823824</link><description><![CDATA[We get up early. Kelly Quinn tossed out the idea of concerts starting around lunch time. A good idea for those who love to rock, but are also burdened with waking up early.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57823824</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2023 20:41:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57823824/ktl_earlier_shows.mp3" length="5816955" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get up early. Kelly Quinn tossed out the idea of concerts starting around lunch time. A good idea for those who love to rock, but are also burdened with waking up early.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get up early. Kelly Quinn tossed out the idea of concerts starting around lunch time. A good idea for those who love to rock, but are also burdened with waking up early.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>364</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,concerts,dinner,livemusic,lunch,morningblitz,music,shows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Great ROB SCHNEIDER Took Time Out to Talk With Thick and Lewis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-great-rob-schneider-took-time-out-to-talk-with-thick-and-lewis--57786683</link><description><![CDATA[Rob Schneider has a new movie coming out called Daddy Daughter Trip, He caught up with Thick and Lewis to talk about that and some of his classic roles.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57786683</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2023 18:29:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57786683/tkl_rob_schneider.mp3" length="9478376" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rob Schneider has a new movie coming out called Daddy Daughter Trip, He caught up with Thick and Lewis to talk about that and some of his classic roles.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rob Schneider has a new movie coming out called Daddy Daughter Trip, He caught up with Thick and Lewis to talk about that and some of his classic roles.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigdaddy,columbus,daddydaytrip,duecebigalo,grownups,morningblitz,robschneider</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Florida Man Took Care of, "Himself," While Riding a Bike</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-florida-man-took-care-of-himself-while-riding-a-bike--57750186</link><description><![CDATA[Lewis shared the story of a Florida man who managed to take care of himself, in public, while riding a bike. 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Blitz Nation determined that this is something you do because you can.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>192</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bike,columbus,floridaman,indecentexposure,morningblitz,selflove,selfpleasure</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thick Rick and Lewis Talk Blitzmas with Columbus Rock Royalty THE GODZ</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thick-rick-and-lewis-talk-blitzmas-with-columbus-rock-royalty-the-godz--57749982</link><description><![CDATA[Blitzmas is upon us. The Godz dropped a new album called Ressurection. They also play Friday night at The King Of Clubs! 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They stopped in to talk about the album,the show, and touring back in the day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>977</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bands,blitzmas,columbus,morningblitz,rock,thegodz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Today We Learned About The Art of Spatchcocking On Thanksgiving!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/today-we-learned-about-the-art-of-spatchcocking-on-thanksgiving--57749802</link><description><![CDATA[Thick and Lewis talked a little turkey. Is the Thanksgiving food lineup really strong or do you go with something else? 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We also discussed the trend that is spatchcocking.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>725</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,deepfried,dinner,eating,food,morningblitz,spatchcocking,thanksgiving,turkey</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Rock Rundown...Oh and Thick and Tess Bashing School Pizza</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-rock-rundown-oh-and-thick-and-tess-bashing-school-pizza--57735634</link><description><![CDATA[Tess came in this morning for another Blitz Rock Rundown. Before that took place, her and Thick Rick had the audactiy to bash school pizza. 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Who does that?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>676</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>columbus,morningblitz,nickysixx,schoolpizza</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is Age Really Just a Number?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-age-really-just-a-number--57735570</link><description><![CDATA[Generational dating. That is the new thing. People are dating way beyond what most would think is their age limit. It's pretty common. 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In fact, we found out there is a big gap between some of blitz nation and their partners.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>age,bumble,columbus,dating,generational,morningblitz,onlinedating,relationships,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/97c8e0342c6d0425ffc38b9028db63db.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Unruly Child Will Cost You at This Restaurant</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-unruly-child-will-cost-you-at-this-restaurant--57735443</link><description><![CDATA[Thick and Lewis were talking about a restaurant that will charge you if your kid makes a mess. They also charge for splitting the check and other common things. 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If it were up to Kelly Quin, she would choose violence!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57622738</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2023 20:26:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57622738/ktl_the_drive_thru.mp3" length="4758532" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>99.7 The Blitz</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Crazy comes in all shapes in sizes. It also shows up in all places. That includes drive thru windows, on foot, and making unrealistic demands. You gotta feel for the staff. If it were up to Kelly Quin, she would choose violence!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Crazy comes in all shapes in sizes. It also shows up in all places. That includes drive thru windows, on foot, and making unrealistic demands. You gotta feel for the staff. 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