https://www.spreaker.com/show/between-two-curtisesenComedyCopyright Curtis & Curtishttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cb6b3a0c54f64b440c51e33f03940ff5.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/between-two-curtisesThu, 13 Jul 2023 12:35:19 +0000CurtisCurtisfeeds@spreaker.comJoin three goofballs as we laugh while discussing wild but true stories from the news, history, and our own lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-13-prepare-to-qualify-or-no-he-didntFollow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>37e62cf6-5b76-4fc8-a43f-a109d7c7dd0aThu, 26 Jan 2023 19:09:43 +0000CurtisGuaranteed to be in the top 13 funniest episodes so far, especially for newbies who like to be confused by callbacks to past episodes they haven't heard. Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>1995yes2bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-12-the-reclamation-of-land-in-dubai-Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>6734a835-f4e9-4089-9466-bf3600a3d27dWed, 30 Nov 2022 20:09:38 +0000CurtisStraight from the BTC vault, the ramblings of one Curtis and one Russ, on equal footing for the very first time. How to smell like a pot-head without being a pot-head. Why you'll never find a $20 bill on the ground. How to count money in Polish. Why...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>2162yes2bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-11-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist-Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Drunk Squirrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bbXICmvSUs
Drunk Man in Convenience Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ
Crazy Eddie Commercials: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml6S2yiuSWE]]>b338b49b-40da-4007-896b-7784e51b58fbTue, 28 Jun 2022 10:00:29 +0000CurtisBack after a short 63-week hiatus, Curtis & Curtis drop their longest, least edited episode yet. The lost second season. Sweet and sticky, just how you like it. Binge hard, binge often. Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Drunk Squirrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bbXICmvSUs
Drunk Man in Convenience Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ
Crazy Eddie Commercials: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml6S2yiuSWE]]>4579yes21fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-10-the-krotch-rate-kid-or-the-news-eFollow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Iron Crotch Kung Fu: https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu/chinese-iron-crotch-kung-fu-masters-fight-to-preserve-a-painful-looking-tradition-idUSKBN28J2A6]]>10093de2-f2e4-4ef9-a24a-add64816a890Tue, 13 Apr 2021 12:42:39 +0000CurtisWe interrupt this triumphant 10th episode with Breaking News. A new (but really hundreds of years old) martial art that hits us right in the cockles; winter delicacies you should avoid eating; what not to do when you find your child's porn collection;...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Iron Crotch Kung Fu: https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu/chinese-iron-crotch-kung-fu-masters-fight-to-preserve-a-painful-looking-tradition-idUSKBN28J2A6]]>2690yes110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-9-a-very-special-episode-or-have-youBa Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by djlprojects: https://freesound.org/s/415215/
Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>0046651f-001e-4d53-a8b3-aea591803d97Tue, 02 Feb 2021 18:40:47 +0000CurtisCurtis found a sound effects CD from 20 years ago and went crazy in the editing, further delaying the release of an already out-of-date episode 9. Recorded decades ago when Trump was still president and had a Twitter account, this episode includes a...Ba Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by djlprojects: https://freesound.org/s/415215/
Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>2474yes19fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-8-kentucky-fun-mall-cocaine-bear-heiFollow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Watch the commercial for a fake "Deck the Hall & Oates" Christmas album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTglKhAtC4
Read the full story of Cocaine Bear as told by the Kentucky Fun Mall: https://kyforky.com/blogs/journal/cocaine-bear]]>ed7cbedf-5224-47ee-884f-227c6d777f03Tue, 22 Dec 2020 09:56:12 +0000CurtisTravel back in time to this day, December 22, thirty-five years ago for the tale of the cocaine bear's epic journey from Georgia's Chattahoochee National Forest all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada and back again. Also, a dog's journey from Russia to...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/
Watch the commercial for a fake "Deck the Hall & Oates" Christmas album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTglKhAtC4
Read the full story of Cocaine Bear as told by the Kentucky Fun Mall: https://kyforky.com/blogs/journal/cocaine-bear]]>2268bear,cocaineyes18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/merry-curtismas-a-short-holiday-message-You've helped make our 2020 a little brighter and lighter, and we hope we've done the same for you. We wish you a happy winter holiday and an amazing 2021.
Best wishes and sincere gratitude,
Curtis & Curtis
P.S. Come say hi at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>b9c8d271-70fb-4f0f-b037-86e826c9679dSun, 20 Dec 2020 19:59:28 +0000CurtisDear Listener, You've helped make our 2020 a little brighter and lighter, and we hope we've done the same for you. We wish you a happy winter holiday and an amazing 2021. Best wishes and sincere gratitude, Curtis & Curtis P.S. Come say hi at:...You've helped make our 2020 a little brighter and lighter, and we hope we've done the same for you. We wish you a happy winter holiday and an amazing 2021.
Best wishes and sincere gratitude,
Curtis & Curtis
P.S. Come say hi at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>173yes1bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-7-most-embarrassing-moments-or-hangiFollow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/

]]>3377d282-1c96-49f7-9c65-8714756dc9daMon, 14 Dec 2020 21:58:33 +0000CurtisConfession time as we recount stories of unintentional sexism, split pants, passed gas, and computer snafus. Also discussed: fist bump spectating, how to get a date with a plumber, Santa's new special yummy treat, negotiating a dog hostage from...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/

]]>2479yes17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-6-the-brown-episode-or-death-from-beFollow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>1bbf9cc7-ee07-4fbb-bc5b-bdd45e1ffe74Mon, 23 Nov 2020 11:00:00 +0000CurtisTrigger warning: This episode is the podcast equivalent of your toilet exploding. The squeamish beware as we channel our inner six-year-olds to talk about the joys (and consequences) of teaching little kids (and parrots) to swear, define another new...Follow us at: https://www.instagram.com/betweentwocurtises/]]>2080yes16fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-5-guffaw-order-part-2-or-deep-dark-dPlus the Germanic conclusion to last month's very special episode of Guffaw & Order. Balloon naughties. James Cameron and his Avatar sequels. Dick Wolf's inspiration for Law & Order: Criminal Intent. How to get a car tire around an elk's neck. Why Amazon.com is so profitable. And a guaranteed way to enjoy this podcast more. Plus Wienermobile slogans for the whole family. Buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers.]]>72723046-fc81-4795-81b0-66aba2bbd43aMon, 02 Nov 2020 19:29:36 +0000CurtisHow bad does your ear itch? Then come for a ride in the Wienermobile! We have ointment for that. Plus the Germanic conclusion to last month's very special episode of Guffaw & Order. Balloon naughties. James Cameron and his Avatar sequels. Dick...Plus the Germanic conclusion to last month's very special episode of Guffaw & Order. Balloon naughties. James Cameron and his Avatar sequels. Dick Wolf's inspiration for Law & Order: Criminal Intent. How to get a car tire around an elk's neck. Why Amazon.com is so profitable. And a guaranteed way to enjoy this podcast more. Plus Wienermobile slogans for the whole family. Buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers.]]>1904yes15fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-4-guffaw-order-part-1-or-there-once-90a08bac-ff30-4f52-9d11-09794653cc72Fri, 09 Oct 2020 13:11:38 +0000CurtisIf you measure the quality of your comedy by length, then we've got exactly what Dr. Procter Gamble ordered. What's in store this time? The secrets of Sasquatch, how to rob a store with a watermelon, advice from Curtis (and Curtis), Warby Parker's...1928yes14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-3-technical-difficulties-or-between-f9b69ce0-3cff-4a56-bf95-17df8db220cfMon, 31 Aug 2020 17:51:41 +0000CurtisWith a little help from a friend, we surmount an entirely surmountable technical problem to bring you a riveting discussion of the virtues of an authentic cannoli, the aerodynamics of being bald, weaponized pizzas, how not to respond when a stranger...2139yes13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-2-awfully-lofty-or-no-magic-to-ruin1da933ba-c69e-4fc9-a75f-312505bc25f1Thu, 13 Aug 2020 19:21:04 +0000CurtisEpisode 2: Electric Boogaloo! Russell is back and so are slogans. We reeeeeeeally hope you like slogans because Joe Biden 2020 and Axe Body Spray -- um I mean, Deodorant -- get the full BTC treatment. An encouraging text from our first fan. A...2113yes12fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17255291/btc-1-sorely-disappointed-or-death-from-09cf2f8d-45ad-4c0a-ba53-b0b5c711243dTue, 21 Jul 2020 15:53:10 +0000CurtisTake a ride on Przewalski’s Horse in a premiere episode that pulls no punches! We review the upcoming James Bond movie, No Time to Die, craft a bold mission statement for the podcast, field options for show sponsors, pitch advertising slogans for...2132yes11full