https://www.missionrejected.comenComedy FictionCopyright Extraordinary Missions Limitedhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1607b9e269430aa22c76a55beb3e3edd.jpghttps://www.missionrejected.comFri, 27 Mar 2026 04:18:46 +0000The Porch RoomThe Porch Roommissionrejectedpodcast@gmail.comThe story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous...falseserialhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/17225736/preview-mission-rejected
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

Created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A Porch Room production.]]>93ed4fad-7224-4f38-8d0b-d69c73094860Fri, 01 Mar 2019 02:38:00 +0000The Porch RoomWhat happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as...
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

Created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A Porch Room production.]]>101action,adventure,audio drama,comedy,perview,serial,spy,trailerfalse1trailerhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/101-duck-and-cover
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

]]>d2d75197-b6e3-48ac-8095-4db24bdc3ea1Mon, 04 Mar 2019 19:30:13 +0000The Porch RoomA South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• 1618adventure,audio drama,comedy,full cast,mission,rejected,serialfalse11fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/102-the-con-is-on
  Written by
  John P. Dowgin
  
  Directed by
  J. Michael DeAngelis
  
  Starring
  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
  
  Guest Starring
  Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
  Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
  Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
  Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
  Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
  Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman
  
  Created and Produced by
  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
  
  Music, editing and mixing by
  Pete Barry
  
  Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.
  
  Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.
  
  • Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
  ]]>32f6ffc2-8e5e-45a5-b427-2ee2177ea659Fri, 29 Mar 2019 11:00:28 +0000The Porch RoomA New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli...
  Written by
  John P. Dowgin
  
  Directed by
  J. Michael DeAngelis
  
  Starring
  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
  
  Guest Starring
  Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
  Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
  Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
  Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
  Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
  Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman
  
  Created and Produced by
  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
  
  Music, editing and mixing by
  Pete Barry
  
  Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.
  
  Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.
  
  • Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
  ]]>2124action,audio drama,comedy,comic books,full cast,serial,sound effects,spyfalse12fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/bonus-lord-nerowww.patreon.com/missionrejected
  
  Written and Directed by
  J. Michael DeAngelis
  
  Starring
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  
  Music, editing and mixing by
  Pete Barry.
  
  Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.
  
  "Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>3739ea28-550b-4ed4-8d42-327ae24e26eaFri, 12 Apr 2019 04:05:11 +0000The Porch RoomAfter the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at...www.patreon.com/missionrejected
  
  Written and Directed by
  J. Michael DeAngelis
  
  Starring
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  
  Music, editing and mixing by
  Pete Barry.
  
  Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.
  
  "Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>163audio drama,bonus episode,comedy,comic books,rom-com,serial,spyfalse1bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/103-cattle-call
  Written and directed by
  Pete Barry
  
  Starring
  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
  
  Guest Starring
  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
  Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
  and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron
  
  Created and produced by
  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
  
  Music, mixing and editing by
  Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.
  
  Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.
  
  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
  • Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
  • Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
  • Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  ]]>11defcfb-5d93-4ccd-89dd-aa758311d7c8Fri, 26 Apr 2019 16:57:23 +0000The Porch RoomA shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
  Written and directed by
  Pete Barry
  
  Starring
  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
  
  Guest Starring
  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
  Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
  and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron
  
  Created and produced by
  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
  
  Music, mixing and editing by
  Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.
  
  A full transcript of this episode is available here.
  
  Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.
  
  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
  • Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
  • Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
  • Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
  • Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under 13fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/104-the-werewolves-of-wall-street
    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
    Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
    
    Music, sound mixing and editing by
    Pete Barry
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
    • Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>be7ff2d7-3aa6-4233-b598-91ad5c83b065Fri, 31 May 2019 16:00:01 +0000The Porch RoomA corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip...
    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
    Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
    
    Music, sound mixing and editing by
    Pete Barry
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
    • Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>1720action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,parody,serial,serialized,spoof,spy,wall streetfalse14fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/105-totally-screwed
    Written by
    John P. Dowgin
    
    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
    Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
    Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
    Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.
    
    Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
    Pete Barry.
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
    • Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
    • Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
    • Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>a505ebf8-5520-42e4-b5f4-aa91105ec83bThu, 27 Jun 2019 23:55:25 +0000The Porch RoomA top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis...
    Written by
    John P. Dowgin
    
    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
    Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
    Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
    Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.
    
    Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
    Pete Barry.
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
    • Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
    • Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
    • Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>1848action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,disney,full cast,parody,scripted,serial,spoof,spyfalse15fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/106-enter-larry
    Written and Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.
    
    "Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.
    
    A full transcript of the episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
    • Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
    • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>d0a982f6-bfee-4051-bf86-3aca14918cbdFri, 26 Jul 2019 04:00:07 +0000The Porch RoomA criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
    Written and Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.
    
    "Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.
    
    A full transcript of the episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
    • Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
    • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>1823action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,episodic,full cast,monty python,scripted,shakespeare,spoof,spyfalse16fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/107-halt-and-catch-these-hands
    Written by
    Pete Barry Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
    Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
    Jill Ivey as Abbie
    Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
    • Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>c607346d-9cf7-4c23-8a0a-265c48929f2dFri, 30 Aug 2019 04:00:07 +0000The Porch RoomA ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry...
    Written by
    Pete Barry Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
    Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
    Jill Ivey as Abbie
    Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral
    
    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry
    
    A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
    • Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>2185adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,comedy fiction,episodic,full cast,parody,serialized,spies,spoof,spyfalse17fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/mission-voice-meltdown
    Written by Pete Barry
    
    Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    A full transcript is available here.]]>217bdafa-2a65-4929-bd69-a60eeadefc1bWed, 04 Sep 2019 14:47:29 +0000The Porch RoomIt's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional...
    Written by Pete Barry
    
    Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    A full transcript is available here.]]>95audio drama,audio fiction,bonus,comedy,full cast,parody,serial,spies,spooffalse1bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/108-park-it-like-its-hot
    Written by
    John P. Dowgin
    
    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
    Anne Coleman as Olga
    Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
    Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
    Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy
    
    
    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
    Additional recording by Karen Yang
    
    Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
    • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    ]]>6cfbfd53-2f91-4e8e-9c3c-dce2b0010955Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:00:05 +0000The Porch RoomA former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
    Written by
    John P. Dowgin
    
    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis
    
    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
    
    Guest Starring
    Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
    Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
    Anne Coleman as Olga
    Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
    Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
    Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy
    
    
    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
    
    Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
    Additional recording by Karen Yang
    
    Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.
    
    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
    
    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
    • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
    • Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons...]]>2227action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,des moines,full cast,kgb,parody,serial,spies,spooffalse18fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/109-cardamom-brandy
      Written and Directed by
      J. Michael DeAngelis
      
      Starring
      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
      
      Guest Starring
      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
      Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1
      Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
      Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
      and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
      
      Created and produced by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
      Additional recording by Karen Yang
      
      A full transcript of this episode is available here.
      
      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
      
      • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
      • Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      ]]>cf69c6ee-5c6f-48a7-a8ec-9f69360a62c0Fri, 18 Oct 2019 04:00:04 +0000The Porch RoomA notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya...
      Written and Directed by
      J. Michael DeAngelis
      
      Starring
      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
      
      Guest Starring
      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
      Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1
      Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
      Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
      and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
      
      Created and produced by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
      Additional recording by Karen Yang
      
      A full transcript of this episode is available here.
      
      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
      
      • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
      • Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      ]]>2243action,comedy,full cast,original song,serial,sound effects,spies,spooffalse19fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/110-granger-thingsMission: Rejected trilogy of terror!
      
      CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.
      
      Written by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Directed by
      Pete Barry
      
      Starring
      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
      
      Guest Starring
      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
      Nani Manion as Edith Sunday
      John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
      Myke Scholtes as Zeerox
      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
      and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
      
      Created and Produced by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Music, sound editing and mixing by
      Pete Barry
      
      A complete transcript of this episode available here.
      
      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
      
      • Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
      • Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Wooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Glass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Foopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Spaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Thunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Bubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Rumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Film Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Squish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      ]]>54e08520-c0b2-40cb-a866-9b8cef14fdb6Thu, 31 Oct 2019 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomIt's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror! CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams,...Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!
      
      CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.
      
      Written by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Directed by
      Pete Barry
      
      Starring
      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
      
      Guest Starring
      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
      Nani Manion as Edith Sunday
      John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
      Myke Scholtes as Zeerox
      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
      and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
      
      Created and Produced by
      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
      
      Music, sound editing and mixing by
      Pete Barry
      
      A complete transcript of this episode available here.
      
      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.
      
      • Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
      • Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Wooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Glass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Foopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Spaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Thunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Bubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • Rumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
      • 1962action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,halloween,horror,serial,sound effects,spies,spooffalse110fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/111-the-slow-and-the-steamed
        Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis
        
        Starring
        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
        Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
        J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
        Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
        Devin Plantamura as Pebble
        Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl
        Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank
        and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy
        
        Created and Produced by
        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
        
        Music, sound editing and mixing by
        Pete Barry
        
        Additional live mixing by
        Karen Yang
        
        A complete transcript of the episode is available here.
        
        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:
        
        • Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Brakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Volvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Volvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Crash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Crash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Drag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Drag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Drag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        ]]>7bfd97eb-1c29-4908-bb2b-f93848534e04Fri, 29 Nov 2019 05:00:16 +0000The Porch RoomAn illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
        Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis
        
        Starring
        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
        Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
        J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
        Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
        Devin Plantamura as Pebble
        Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl
        Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank
        and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy
        
        Created and Produced by
        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
        
        Music, sound editing and mixing by
        Pete Barry
        
        Additional live mixing by
        Karen Yang
        
        A complete transcript of the episode is available here.
        
        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:
        
        • Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution
        • Brakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons...]]>2031action,audio drama,audio fiction,cars,comedy,full cast,serialized,spies,spooffalse111fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/112-the-quotient-of-all-fears
          Written and Directed by
          Pete Barry
          
          Starring
          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring
          Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
          Bob Killion as The Admiral
          
          Guest Starring
          Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
          Devin Plantamura as Pebble
          Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
          Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
          Michael Enio Reali as Sherman
          Claire Klieger as Damrow
          Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer
          Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
          Anne Coleman as Olga
          Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
          Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
          Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
          Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
          and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
          
          Music, sound editing and mixing by
          Pete Barry
          
          Additional recording by
          Karen Yang
          
          Created and produced by
          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
          
          A full transcript of this episode is available here.
          
          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
          
          • Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
          • Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Bubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
          • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • mixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove Audio
          • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Post Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Fridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Breaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Cracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Outboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Wire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Toast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          ]]>6e2b97d4-f868-4ba5-acaa-1369907937ceFri, 27 Dec 2019 05:00:24 +0000The Porch RoomSpecial Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as...
          Written and Directed by
          Pete Barry
          
          Starring
          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring
          Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
          Bob Killion as The Admiral
          
          Guest Starring
          Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
          Devin Plantamura as Pebble
          Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
          Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
          Michael Enio Reali as Sherman
          Claire Klieger as Damrow
          Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer
          Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
          Anne Coleman as Olga
          Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
          Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
          Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
          Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
          and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
          
          Music, sound editing and mixing by
          Pete Barry
          
          Additional recording by
          Karen Yang
          
          Created and produced by
          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
          
          A full transcript of this episode is available here.
          
          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
          
          • Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
          • Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
          • 3212action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,serial,sound effects,spies,spoof,spyfalse112fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/emf-declassified
            Written by
            J. Michael DeAngelis
            
            Music, mixing and editing by
            Pete Barry
            
            Featuring
            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
            Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
            
            Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.
            
            Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.
            
            A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>a95fad59-b39b-4e15-a8e8-a25877f43834Tue, 04 Feb 2020 05:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomMylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis Music, mixing and...
            Written by
            J. Michael DeAngelis
            
            Music, mixing and editing by
            Pete Barry
            
            Featuring
            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
            Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
            
            Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.
            
            Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.
            
            A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>2253audio drama,audio fiction,behind the scenes,comedy,full cast,making of,sound effects,spies,spoof,spyfalse1bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/201-hazy-and-distant-danger
            Written and Directed by
            J. Michael DeAngelis
            
            Starring
            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
            
            Also Starring
            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
            Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
            
            Guest Starring
            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
            Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
            Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan
            Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
            Lia Barry as Austin
            Billy Lampie as Robbie
            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
            Pete Barry as Private
            John Tuton as Captain Kirk
            Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk
            
            Music, sound editing and mixing by
            Pete Barry
            
            Recording engineered by
            Karen Yang
            
            Created and produced by
            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
            
            A full transcript of this episode is available here.
            
            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
            
            • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
            • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Aircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Distant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Gun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Broken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Foomph by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Wind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            ]]>26f234f9-d69c-4319-9fa6-4fbfcff53c10Fri, 06 Mar 2020 05:00:06 +0000The Porch RoomThe Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead? Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
            Written and Directed by
            J. Michael DeAngelis
            
            Starring
            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
            
            Also Starring
            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
            Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
            
            Guest Starring
            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
            Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
            Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan
            Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
            Lia Barry as Austin
            Billy Lampie as Robbie
            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
            Pete Barry as Private
            John Tuton as Captain Kirk
            Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk
            
            Music, sound editing and mixing by
            Pete Barry
            
            Recording engineered by
            Karen Yang
            
            Created and produced by
            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
            
            A full transcript of this episode is available here.
            
            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
            
            • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
            • Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • Aircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
            • 2247action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,parody,serialized,spoof,spyfalse21fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/202-borderline-personalities
              Written and Directed by
              Pete Barry
              
              Starring
              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
              Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
              
              Also Starring
              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
              Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
              Jill Ivey as Lex
              and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral
              
              Guest Starring
              Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
              Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
              Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe
              Karen Yang as Chinese Agent
              Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads
              
              Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com
              
              Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com
              
              Music, sound editing and mixing by
              Pete Barry
              
              Recording engineered by
              Karen Yang
              
              Created and produced by
              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
              
              A full transcript of this episode is available here.
              
              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
              
              • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
              • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              ]]>f83464e2-d4a3-4439-88cc-a74640a5bbd5Fri, 27 Mar 2020 04:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomA controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as...
              Written and Directed by
              Pete Barry
              
              Starring
              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
              Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
              
              Also Starring
              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
              Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
              Jill Ivey as Lex
              and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral
              
              Guest Starring
              Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
              Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
              Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe
              Karen Yang as Chinese Agent
              Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads
              
              Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com
              
              Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com
              
              Music, sound editing and mixing by
              Pete Barry
              
              Recording engineered by
              Karen Yang
              
              Created and produced by
              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
              
              A full transcript of this episode is available here.
              
              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
              
              • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
              • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
              • Bulldozer by Rincewind87,...]]>2066action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,serial,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse22fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/203-swinefeld
                Written by
                John P. Dowgin
                
                Directed by
                John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
                
                Starring
                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                
                Also Starring
                Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady
                and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral
                
                Guest Starring
                Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
                Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator
                John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper
                J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt
                and Raymond Morse as Ruk
                
                Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!
                
                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                Pete Barry
                
                Sound engineering by
                Karen Yang
                
                Produced and Created by
                Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                
                A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                
                Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                
                • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license
                • Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Open Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Man Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Auctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Livestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Tractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Chain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Additional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission
                ]]>1302a1ae-c4c9-42f8-ae7e-548634256686Fri, 24 Apr 2020 04:00:22 +0000The Porch RoomAn international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger...
                Written by
                John P. Dowgin
                
                Directed by
                John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
                
                Starring
                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                
                Also Starring
                Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady
                and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral
                
                Guest Starring
                Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
                Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator
                John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper
                J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt
                and Raymond Morse as Ruk
                
                Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!
                
                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                Pete Barry
                
                Sound engineering by
                Karen Yang
                
                Produced and Created by
                Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                
                A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                
                Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                
                • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license
                • Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Open Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                • Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under 2085action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,livestock,parody,puns,serial,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse23fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/204-a-hard-days-knight
                  Written by
                  Paige Klaniecki
                  
                  Directed by
                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                  
                  Starring
                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                  
                  Also Starring
                  Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                  Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                  Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones
                  and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral
                  
                  Guest Starring
                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                  Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
                  Antony Ur as Gork
                  Thea Ling as the Barkeep
                  Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw
                  Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant
                  Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett
                  and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"
                  
                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                  
                  Songs by
                  Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
                  
                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                  Pete Barry.
                  
                  Additional editing by John Dowgin.
                  
                  Created and Produced by
                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                  
                  Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                  
                  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license
                  • Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Anvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Bubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  ]]>e01c0d00-0ce4-46e0-96fb-31e568a94680Fri, 29 May 2020 04:00:12 +0000The Porch RoomA renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
                  Written by
                  Paige Klaniecki
                  
                  Directed by
                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                  
                  Starring
                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                  
                  Also Starring
                  Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                  Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                  Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones
                  and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral
                  
                  Guest Starring
                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                  Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
                  Antony Ur as Gork
                  Thea Ling as the Barkeep
                  Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw
                  Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant
                  Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett
                  and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"
                  
                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                  
                  Songs by
                  Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
                  
                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                  Pete Barry.
                  
                  Additional editing by John Dowgin.
                  
                  Created and Produced by
                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                  
                  Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                  
                  • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license
                  • Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                  • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons...]]>2395action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,cosplay,full cast,music,parody,renaissance faire,ren faire,serial,songs,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse24fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/205-my-brother-my-brother-and-nero
                    Written by
                    J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                    
                    Directed by
                    J. Michael DeAngelis
                    
                    Starring
                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                    
                    Also Starring
                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                    Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2
                    and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral
                    
                    Guest Starring
                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                    Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger
                    Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
                    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                    
                    Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.
                    
                    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                    Pete Barry
                    
                    Additional editing by
                    John Dowgin
                    
                    Created and produced by
                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                    
                    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                    
                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                    
                    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                    • Volcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Lava, by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Jet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Waterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Squeaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Drone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Splash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Huge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Motor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Cheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Fire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Movie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Foomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Crash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Crash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    ]]>20348bbc-ba35-44a6-9dbb-7f87c468889dFri, 26 Jun 2020 04:00:09 +0000The Porch RoomA low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as...
                    Written by
                    J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                    
                    Directed by
                    J. Michael DeAngelis
                    
                    Starring
                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                    
                    Also Starring
                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                    Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2
                    and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral
                    
                    Guest Starring
                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                    Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger
                    Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
                    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                    
                    Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.
                    
                    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                    Pete Barry
                    
                    Additional editing by
                    John Dowgin
                    
                    Created and produced by
                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                    
                    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                    
                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                    
                    • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                    • Volcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Lava, by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Jet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Waterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Squeaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Drone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Splash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                    • Huge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative...]]>2376action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,parody,serial,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse25fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/206-blunderball
                      Written and Directed by
                      Pete Barry
                      
                      Starring
                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                      Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                      
                      Also Starring
                      Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                      Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                      Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                      and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral
                      
                      Guest Starring
                      Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                      Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                      
                      Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                      Pete Barry
                      
                      Created and produced by
                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                      
                      A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                      
                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                      
                      • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                      • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Tazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Rockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Crash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Sawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      ]]>6db4719f-86f2-4696-9fbd-ab06d09f5341Fri, 31 Jul 2020 04:00:17 +0000The Porch RoomA dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
                      Written and Directed by
                      Pete Barry
                      
                      Starring
                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                      Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                      
                      Also Starring
                      Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                      Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                      Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                      and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral
                      
                      Guest Starring
                      Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                      Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                      
                      Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                      Pete Barry
                      
                      Created and produced by
                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                      
                      A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                      
                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                      
                      • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                      • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                      • Gun...]]>1991audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,music,parody,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse26fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/207-the-spy-who-forgot-me
                        Written by
                        John Dowgin & Pete Barry
                        
                        Directed by
                        Pete Barry
                        
                        Starring
                        Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson
                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                        and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice
                        
                        Also Starring
                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                        Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie
                        and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral
                        
                        Guest Starring
                        Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                        Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                        John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                        Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                        Eric Perry as Whitmire
                        Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                        Music, sound effects and mixing by
                        Pete Barry
                        
                        Edited by
                        Pete Barry and John Dowgin
                        
                        Created and Produced by
                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                        
                        A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                        
                        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                        
                        • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                        • Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Sawblade, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Gala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Crash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        ]]>b6a7d195-4487-49de-abf6-c0da892a75abFri, 28 Aug 2020 04:00:05 +0000The Porch RoomThe Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available. Written by John Dowgin & Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige...
                        Written by
                        John Dowgin & Pete Barry
                        
                        Directed by
                        Pete Barry
                        
                        Starring
                        Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson
                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                        and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice
                        
                        Also Starring
                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                        Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie
                        and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral
                        
                        Guest Starring
                        Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                        Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                        John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                        Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                        Eric Perry as Whitmire
                        Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                        Music, sound effects and mixing by
                        Pete Barry
                        
                        Edited by
                        Pete Barry and John Dowgin
                        
                        Created and Produced by
                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                        
                        A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                        
                        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                        
                        • Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
                        • Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Sawblade, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                        • Gala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons...]]>2402audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,parody,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse27fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/208-three-days-of-the-condo
                          Written and Directed by
                          J. Michael DeAngelis
                          
                          Starring
                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                          
                          Also Starring
                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                          Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino
                          Jill Ivey as Marlene
                          and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral
                          
                          Guest Starring
                          Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman
                          Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles
                          Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                          Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                          
                          Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com
                          
                          Music, sound editing and mixing by
                          Pete Barry
                          
                          "Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.
                          
                          Created and produced by
                          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                          
                          A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                          
                          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                          
                          • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                          • Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Drag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Splash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          ]]>8d165490-8b82-47b5-abe3-c10e95f5f51bFri, 25 Sep 2020 04:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomA cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie...
                          Written and Directed by
                          J. Michael DeAngelis
                          
                          Starring
                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                          
                          Also Starring
                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                          Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino
                          Jill Ivey as Marlene
                          and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral
                          
                          Guest Starring
                          Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman
                          Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles
                          Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                          Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                          
                          Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com
                          
                          Music, sound editing and mixing by
                          Pete Barry
                          
                          "Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.
                          
                          Created and produced by
                          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                          
                          A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                          
                          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                          
                          • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                          • Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                          • Drag Race 1 by...]]>2414action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,condo,full cast,girl in space,parody,sarah rhea werner,serialized,spoof,spyfalse28fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/209-american-spydol
                            Written & Directed by
                            Pete Barry
                            
                            Starring
                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                            Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                            
                            Also Starring
                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                            Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer
                            and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral
                            
                            Guest Starring
                            Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
                            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                            Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native
                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                            
                            Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by
                            Pete Barry
                            
                            Produced and Created by
                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                            
                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                            
                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                            
                            • Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license
                            • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Boooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Glass Breaking, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Trap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            ]]>c7c9a074-a51f-4931-be1d-3471e855c373Fri, 30 Oct 2020 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki...
                            Written & Directed by
                            Pete Barry
                            
                            Starring
                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                            Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                            
                            Also Starring
                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                            Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer
                            and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral
                            
                            Guest Starring
                            Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
                            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                            Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native
                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                            
                            Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by
                            Pete Barry
                            
                            Produced and Created by
                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                            
                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                            
                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                            
                            • Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license
                            • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                            • Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under 29fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/210-diamonds-are-for-errors
                              Written by
                              John Dowgin
                              
                              Directed by
                              J. Michael DeAngelis
                              
                              Starring
                              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                              Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                              
                              Also Starring
                              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                              Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter
                              and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral
                              
                              Korean translations and voices by
                              Edward Bong
                              
                              Music, sound mixing and editing by
                              Pete Barry
                              
                              Created and Produced by
                              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin
                              
                              A complete transcript of this episode available here.
                              
                              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                              
                              • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
                              • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Catch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Hockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              ]]>4cf04700-2488-4fe1-abc7-37db5bc8df81Fri, 20 Nov 2020 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThere's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave...
                              Written by
                              John Dowgin
                              
                              Directed by
                              J. Michael DeAngelis
                              
                              Starring
                              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                              Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                              
                              Also Starring
                              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                              Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter
                              and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral
                              
                              Korean translations and voices by
                              Edward Bong
                              
                              Music, sound mixing and editing by
                              Pete Barry
                              
                              Created and Produced by
                              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin
                              
                              A complete transcript of this episode available here.
                              
                              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:
                              
                              • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
                              • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                              • 210fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/211-moonfaker
                                Written and Directed by
                                J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                
                                Also Starring
                                Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy
                                and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral
                                
                                Guest Starring
                                David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
                                Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr
                                Raymond Morse as Phillip
                                and Pete Barry as The Toilet
                                
                                David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/
                                
                                Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/
                                
                                Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/
                                
                                Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/
                                
                                Created and produced by
                                Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign
                                
                                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                Pete Barry
                                
                                A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
                                
                                Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.
                                
                                • Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
                                • Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Ship Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Ship Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Bird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Soviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                ]]>4a59baf2-6989-4c27-8750-6b587fa52d0bFri, 11 Dec 2020 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
                                Written and Directed by
                                J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                
                                Also Starring
                                Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy
                                and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral
                                
                                Guest Starring
                                David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
                                Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr
                                Raymond Morse as Phillip
                                and Pete Barry as The Toilet
                                
                                David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/
                                
                                Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/
                                
                                Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/
                                
                                Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/
                                
                                Created and produced by
                                Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign
                                
                                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                Pete Barry
                                
                                A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
                                
                                Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.
                                
                                • Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
                                • Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                • 2351action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,music,original music,parody,science fiction,sci-fi,serialized,sound effects,space,spoof,spyfalse211fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/212-a-vow-to-a-kill
                                  Written by
                                  John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Story by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                  
                                  Directed by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Starring
                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                  Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                  Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                  Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer
                                  Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                  with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral
                                  
                                  Guest Starring
                                  Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                  Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                  John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                  Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                  Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                                  John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk
                                  Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                  Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                  Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
                                  and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                  
                                  Shannon and Eric Perry can be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at https:///www.oz-9.com
                                  Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at https://www.sarahwerner.com/
                                  
                                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                  Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Created and Produced by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                  
                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                  
                                  For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>ecdc7bf7-6368-4236-a228-3465e47575d8Mon, 28 Dec 2020 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomAthena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale) Written by John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki...
                                  Written by
                                  John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Story by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                  
                                  Directed by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Starring
                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                  Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                  Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                  Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer
                                  Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                  with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral
                                  
                                  Guest Starring
                                  Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                  Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                  John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                  Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                  Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                                  John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk
                                  Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                  Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                  Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
                                  and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                  
                                  Shannon and Eric Perry can be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at https:///www.oz-9.com
                                  Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at https://www.sarahwerner.com/
                                  
                                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                  Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Created and Produced by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                  
                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                  
                                  For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>3416action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,original music,serialized,sound effects,spies,spoof,spyfalse212fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/agents-exposed
                                  Written and Edited by
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Hosted by
                                  Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk
                                  
                                  Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.
                                  
                                  Featuring
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  
                                  Music by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Additional music and sound effects:
                                  
                                  • Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                  
                                  Created and Produced by
                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin]]>71f1a556-8491-4946-ac81-57a37c92026cFri, 26 Feb 2021 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three! Written and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Hosted by Raymond Morse of...
                                  Written and Edited by
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Hosted by
                                  Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk
                                  
                                  Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.
                                  
                                  Featuring
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  
                                  Music by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Additional music and sound effects:
                                  
                                  • Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                  
                                  Created and Produced by
                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin]]>2424audio drama,audio fiction,behind the scenes,comedy,full cast,interviews,music,parody,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse2bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/oz9-rejected
                                  This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!
                                  
                                  Written by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry
                                  
                                  Directed by
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks
                                  
                                  Starring (In alphabetical order)
                                  Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                  Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
                                  Richard Cowen as Leet
                                  David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                  John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                  June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
                                  Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
                                  Jill Ivey as Siri
                                  Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                  Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
                                  Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                  Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                  with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  
                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                  
                                  Mission: Rejected created and produced by
                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                  
                                  Oz-9 created and produced by
                                  Shannon Perry
                                  
                                  Script Editor
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Mixed and edited by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.
                                  
                                  • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                  • Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Space Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  ]]>9bb04359-dcca-46e1-9e62-826f58f4abd6Fri, 26 Mar 2021 13:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast. This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be...
                                  This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!
                                  
                                  Written by
                                  Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry
                                  
                                  Directed by
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks
                                  
                                  Starring (In alphabetical order)
                                  Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                  Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
                                  Richard Cowen as Leet
                                  David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                  John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                  June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
                                  Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
                                  Jill Ivey as Siri
                                  Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                  Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
                                  Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                  Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                  Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                  with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                  
                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                  
                                  Mission: Rejected created and produced by
                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                  
                                  Oz-9 created and produced by
                                  Shannon Perry
                                  
                                  Script Editor
                                  J. Michael DeAngelis
                                  
                                  Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Mixed and edited by Pete Barry
                                  
                                  Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.
                                  
                                  • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                  • Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                  • 1961action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,douglas adams,full cast,mission rejected,music,oz-9,parody,science ficition,sci-fi,serialized,sound effects,space,spoof,spyfalse2bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/301-blue-storm-rising
                                    Written and Directed by
                                    Pete Barry
                                    
                                    Starring
                                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                    
                                    Also Starring
                                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                    Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                                    and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral
                                    
                                    Guest Starring
                                    J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
                                    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                    David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
                                    Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
                                    John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
                                    
                                    A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
                                    
                                    Music, sound mixing, and editing by
                                    Pete Barry
                                    
                                    "Oceanology Unbound"
                                    Music by Pete Barry
                                    Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                    
                                    Created and produced by
                                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                    
                                    Join our Discord server!
                                    
                                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                    
                                    • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                    • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Bear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Sea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Motor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Sea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Rocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Volcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Incoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      
                                      
                                    ]]>e450b084-6616-4372-855a-8b75b6fcbd35Fri, 30 Apr 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
                                    Written and Directed by
                                    Pete Barry
                                    
                                    Starring
                                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                    
                                    Also Starring
                                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                    Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                                    and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral
                                    
                                    Guest Starring
                                    J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
                                    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                    David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
                                    Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
                                    John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
                                    
                                    A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
                                    
                                    Music, sound mixing, and editing by
                                    Pete Barry
                                    
                                    "Oceanology Unbound"
                                    Music by Pete Barry
                                    Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                    
                                    Created and produced by
                                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                    
                                    Join our Discord server!
                                    
                                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                    
                                    • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                    • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                    • Van by CGEffex,...]]>2462action,adventure,comedy,episodic,parody,serialized,spoof,spyfalse31fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/302-on-mister-muldrakes-obvious-service
                                      Written by
                                      John P. Dowgin
                                      
                                      Directed by
                                      J. Michael DeAngelis
                                      
                                      Starring:
                                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                      
                                      Also Starring:
                                      Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                      Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
                                      and Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:
                                      Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                      Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
                                      and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior
                                      
                                      A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
                                      
                                      Music, sound mixing, and editing by
                                      Pete Barry
                                      
                                      Created and produced by
                                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                      
                                      Join our Discord server!
                                      
                                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                      
                                      • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                      • Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      ]]>9984eebf-9b4d-43ef-9df1-e12dc7491aa6Fri, 28 May 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring: Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya...
                                      Written by
                                      John P. Dowgin
                                      
                                      Directed by
                                      J. Michael DeAngelis
                                      
                                      Starring:
                                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                      
                                      Also Starring:
                                      Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                      Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
                                      and Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:
                                      Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                      Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
                                      and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior
                                      
                                      A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
                                      
                                      Music, sound mixing, and editing by
                                      Pete Barry
                                      
                                      Created and produced by
                                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                      
                                      Join our Discord server!
                                      
                                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                      
                                      • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                      • Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                      • Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under 2387007,action,adventure,comedy,episodic,parody,serialized,spoof,spyfalse32fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/303-carry-on-old-haywards-son
                                        Written by
                                        Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                        
                                        Directed by
                                        Pete Barry
                                        
                                        Starring
                                        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                        
                                        Also Starring
                                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                        Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
                                        and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral
                                        
                                        Guest Starring
                                        Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
                                        Addison DeAngelis as Millie
                                        Lia Barry as Amy
                                        Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
                                        Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator
                                        
                                        Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
                                        
                                        A full transcript of this episode is available here.
                                        
                                        Created and produced by
                                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                        
                                        Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                        
                                        • Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                        • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Soda Can by ABStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Compactor by Ruski62, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Dragging Boxes by Freeman2135G, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Phone Vibrates, unknown author, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Pillow Fight! by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • AK-47 by acidsnowflake, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Kids Fighting by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        ]]>98459a71-cd97-4788-92e3-49edad66514dFri, 25 Jun 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomSins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie...
                                        Written by
                                        Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                        
                                        Directed by
                                        Pete Barry
                                        
                                        Starring
                                        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                        
                                        Also Starring
                                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                        Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
                                        and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral
                                        
                                        Guest Starring
                                        Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
                                        Addison DeAngelis as Millie
                                        Lia Barry as Amy
                                        Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
                                        Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator
                                        
                                        Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
                                        
                                        A full transcript of this episode is available here.
                                        
                                        Created and produced by
                                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                        
                                        Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                        
                                        • Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                        • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                        • Soda Can by ABStudios, used under 33fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/304-the-legend-of-zelda
                                          Written and Directed by
                                          J. Michael DeAngelis
                                          
                                          Starring
                                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                          
                                          Also Starring
                                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                          Jill Ivey as Harley
                                          and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral
                                          
                                          Guest Starring
                                          Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                          Pete Barry as Bud
                                          Shannon Perry as Atlas
                                          J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
                                          Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                          John Dowgin as Link Lynell
                                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"
                                          
                                          Music by Pete Barry
                                          Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                          
                                          Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
                                          
                                          A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                          
                                          Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.
                                          
                                          • Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Ouch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Western Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Empty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          ]]>32c2602c-c898-41ec-8cee-7c63cd0a612fFri, 30 Jul 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomSection Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
                                          Written and Directed by
                                          J. Michael DeAngelis
                                          
                                          Starring
                                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                          and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                          
                                          Also Starring
                                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                          Jill Ivey as Harley
                                          and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral
                                          
                                          Guest Starring
                                          Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                          Pete Barry as Bud
                                          Shannon Perry as Atlas
                                          J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
                                          Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                          John Dowgin as Link Lynell
                                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"
                                          
                                          Music by Pete Barry
                                          Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                          
                                          Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
                                          
                                          A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                          
                                          Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.
                                          
                                          • Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                          • Crowd by Adam_N, used under 23031980s,action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,legend of zelda,link,nintendo,original music,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spy,zeldafalse34fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/305-no-time-two-dice
                                            Written by
                                            John P. Dowgin
                                            
                                            Directed by
                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                            
                                            Starring
                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                            
                                            Also Starring
                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                            Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                            
                                            Guest Starring
                                            Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs
                                            
                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                            Pete Barry
                                            
                                            Created and produced by
                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                            
                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                            
                                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                            
                                            • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                            • Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            ]]>85b6fff2-0203-478a-bf68-7c06253874c5Fri, 27 Aug 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie...
                                            Written by
                                            John P. Dowgin
                                            
                                            Directed by
                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                            
                                            Starring
                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                            
                                            Also Starring
                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                            Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                            
                                            Guest Starring
                                            Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs
                                            
                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                            Pete Barry
                                            
                                            Created and produced by
                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                            
                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                            
                                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                            
                                            • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                            • Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                            • 2223action,audio drama,audio ficition,comedy,full cast,music,parody,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse35fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/306-the-hunt-for-taupe-november
                                              Written by
                                              Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                              
                                              Directed by
                                              Pete Barry
                                              
                                              Starring
                                              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                              Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                              
                                              Also Starring
                                              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                              Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                                              and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                              
                                              Guest Starring
                                              Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                              John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
                                              Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                              Pete Barry as the Toliet
                                              Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                              Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                              Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
                                              Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
                                              Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
                                              
                                              Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                              Pete Barry
                                              
                                              Created and produced by
                                              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin
                                              
                                              A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                              
                                              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                              
                                              • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
                                              • Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              ]]>011d2b88-a4b7-4316-87f0-8c717db1b550Fri, 24 Sep 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie...
                                              Written by
                                              Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                              
                                              Directed by
                                              Pete Barry
                                              
                                              Starring
                                              Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                              Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                              Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                              Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                              Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                              with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                              and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                              
                                              Also Starring
                                              Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                              Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
                                              and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                              
                                              Guest Starring
                                              Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                              John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
                                              Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                              Pete Barry as the Toliet
                                              Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                              Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                              Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
                                              Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
                                              Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
                                              
                                              Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                              Pete Barry
                                              
                                              Created and produced by
                                              Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin
                                              
                                              A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                              
                                              Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                              
                                              • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
                                              • Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                              • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative...]]>2721action,adventure,comedy,episodic,full cast,original music,parody,scripted,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spy,submarinesfalse36fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/307-casino-royale-with-cheese
                                                Written by
                                                John P. Dowgin
                                                
                                                Directed by
                                                J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                
                                                Also Starring
                                                Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
                                                Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
                                                and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                
                                                Guest Starring
                                                Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
                                                Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
                                                Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
                                                John Dowgin as Vinny
                                                Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
                                                Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
                                                J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
                                                Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                
                                                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                Pete Barry
                                                
                                                Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                
                                                A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                
                                                Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                
                                                • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                                • Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
                                                • Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
                                                ]]>63f5d99b-6b87-4d27-a988-b3e4133bd86aFri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
                                                Written by
                                                John P. Dowgin
                                                
                                                Directed by
                                                J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                
                                                Also Starring
                                                Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
                                                Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
                                                and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                
                                                Guest Starring
                                                Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
                                                Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
                                                Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
                                                John Dowgin as Vinny
                                                Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
                                                Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
                                                J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
                                                Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                
                                                Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                Pete Barry
                                                
                                                Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                
                                                A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                
                                                Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                
                                                • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
                                                • Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                • Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under 2557007,action,audio drama,audio fiction,casino royale,comedy,full cast,james bond,mission rejected,music,original music,parody,scripted,sound effects,spies,spoof,spyfalse37fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/308-total-eclipse-of-the-bart
                                                  Written by
                                                  Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                                  
                                                  Directed by
                                                  J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
                                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                  
                                                  Also Starring
                                                  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
                                                  Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
                                                  and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral
                                                  
                                                  Guest Starring
                                                  Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
                                                  Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
                                                  Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man
                                                  
                                                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                  Pete Barry
                                                  
                                                  Songs by
                                                  Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
                                                  
                                                  Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.
                                                  
                                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                  
                                                  Created and produced by
                                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                  
                                                  Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                                  
                                                  • Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
                                                  • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Acoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Train Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Subway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Spaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  ]]>dd8fc6a5-3921-4a06-a5ef-425cf0459cb0Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomMcGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring...
                                                  Written by
                                                  Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                                  
                                                  Directed by
                                                  J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                  Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
                                                  Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                  Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                  Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                  Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                  with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                  and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                  
                                                  Also Starring
                                                  Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
                                                  Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
                                                  and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral
                                                  
                                                  Guest Starring
                                                  Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
                                                  Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
                                                  Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man
                                                  
                                                  Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                  Pete Barry
                                                  
                                                  Songs by
                                                  Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
                                                  
                                                  Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.
                                                  
                                                  A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                  
                                                  Created and produced by
                                                  Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                  
                                                  Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                                  
                                                  • Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
                                                  • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                  • 2695action,audio drama,audio fiction,bart,burning man,burrito,comedy,dr. bright,full cast,mission district,music,original songs,parody,san fransico,scripted,sound effects,spoof,spy,the bright sessionsfalse38fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/interlude-the-offer
                                                    Written and Directed by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Starring
                                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                    
                                                    Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    • Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
                                                    Created and produced by
                                                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                    
                                                    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.]]>bdb880ab-ecc6-4c6b-a6b7-f24e2099b85fFri, 17 Dec 2021 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomWhile showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak and...
                                                    Written and Directed by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Starring
                                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                    
                                                    Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    • Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
                                                    Created and produced by
                                                    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                    
                                                    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.]]>152action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,friends,full cast,hollywood,parody,scripted,spoof,spyfalse3bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/309-six-characters-in-search-of-a-murderer
                                                    Written and Directed by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Starring
                                                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                    
                                                    Also Starring
                                                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                    Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
                                                    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                    
                                                    Guest Starring
                                                    Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado
                                                    A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan
                                                    Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns
                                                    Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez
                                                    Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume
                                                    Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran
                                                    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                    
                                                    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                    
                                                    Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Created and produced by
                                                    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                                                    
                                                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                    
                                                    • Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license
                                                    • Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details
                                                    • Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    ]]>8a4c6e23-ed3b-4a09-8ce7-871ac9005c79Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as...
                                                    Written and Directed by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Starring
                                                    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                    and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                    
                                                    Also Starring
                                                    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                    Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
                                                    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                    
                                                    Guest Starring
                                                    Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado
                                                    A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan
                                                    Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns
                                                    Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez
                                                    Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume
                                                    Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran
                                                    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                    Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                    
                                                    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                    
                                                    Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                    Pete Barry
                                                    
                                                    Created and produced by
                                                    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                                                    
                                                    Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                    
                                                    • Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license
                                                    • Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details
                                                    • Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                    • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ,...]]>2751action,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,detective,friends,full cast,hollywood,magic tavern,murder,murder mystery,music,mystery,parody,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse39fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/310-the-man-from-feline
                                                      Written by
                                                      John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
                                                      
                                                      Directed by
                                                      J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                      
                                                      Starring
                                                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                      
                                                      Also Starring
                                                      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
                                                      Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
                                                      and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                      
                                                      Guest Starring
                                                      Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
                                                      Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
                                                      Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
                                                      Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
                                                      Anne Coleman as Olga
                                                      Devin Plantamura as Pebble
                                                      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                                      Pete Barry as Jeeves
                                                      Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich
                                                      
                                                      Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                      Pete Barry
                                                      
                                                      A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                      
                                                      Created and produced by
                                                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                      
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                                                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                      
                                                      • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
                                                      • Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Movie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Splatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Sparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Squelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      ]]>ed2d9721-e065-4858-b656-b287331ef95eFri, 28 Jan 2022 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls. Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip...
                                                      Written by
                                                      John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
                                                      
                                                      Directed by
                                                      J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                      
                                                      Starring
                                                      Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                      Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                      Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                      Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                      Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                      with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                      and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                      
                                                      Also Starring
                                                      Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
                                                      Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
                                                      and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                      
                                                      Guest Starring
                                                      Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
                                                      Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
                                                      Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
                                                      Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
                                                      Anne Coleman as Olga
                                                      Devin Plantamura as Pebble
                                                      Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                                      Pete Barry as Jeeves
                                                      Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich
                                                      
                                                      Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                      Pete Barry
                                                      
                                                      A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                      
                                                      Created and produced by
                                                      Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                      
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                                                      Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                      
                                                      • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
                                                      • Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                      • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under 2331action,cat,cats,comedy,episodic,full cast,parody,scripted,serialized,sound effects,spoofyfalse310fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/311-yours-truly-skip-granger
                                                        Written and Directed by
                                                        J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                        
                                                        Starring
                                                        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
                                                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
                                                        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
                                                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
                                                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
                                                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
                                                        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator
                                                        
                                                        Also Starring
                                                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
                                                        Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
                                                        and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest Starring
                                                        J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
                                                        Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
                                                        John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman
                                                        
                                                        Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                        Pete Barry
                                                        
                                                        A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                        
                                                        This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.
                                                        
                                                        Created and produced by
                                                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                        
                                                        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                        
                                                        • Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • 1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        ]]>185514ee-8bee-4ea2-95be-eed178524fc3Fri, 25 Feb 2022 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomAn old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck Nazli Sarpkaya as...
                                                        Written and Directed by
                                                        J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                        
                                                        Starring
                                                        Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
                                                        Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
                                                        Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
                                                        Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
                                                        Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
                                                        with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
                                                        and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator
                                                        
                                                        Also Starring
                                                        Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
                                                        Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
                                                        and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest Starring
                                                        J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
                                                        Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
                                                        John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman
                                                        
                                                        Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                        Pete Barry
                                                        
                                                        A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                        
                                                        This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.
                                                        
                                                        Created and produced by
                                                        Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                        
                                                        Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                        
                                                        • Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                        • Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under 2699action,comedy,episodic,full cast,johnny dollar,old time radio,original music,parody,scripted,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse311fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/312-coldfinger
                                                          Written by
                                                          Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                          
                                                          Directed by
                                                          Pete Barry
                                                          
                                                          Starring
                                                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                          Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
                                                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                          Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                          and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                          
                                                          Guest Starring
                                                          Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                                          John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                          Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                          J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                          Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
                                                          Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                          Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                                          Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                          Natty Leach as Valerian
                                                          Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                          Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                          
                                                          A full transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                          
                                                          Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                          Pete Barry
                                                          
                                                          Created and produced by
                                                          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                          
                                                          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                          
                                                          • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
                                                          • Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          ]]>88081f2f-2763-40d2-95e2-8389250efb7dFri, 25 Mar 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki...
                                                          Written by
                                                          Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                          
                                                          Directed by
                                                          Pete Barry
                                                          
                                                          Starring
                                                          Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                          Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                          Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                          Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                          Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                          Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                          Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
                                                          with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
                                                          Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                          and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                          
                                                          Guest Starring
                                                          Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
                                                          John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                          Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                          J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                          Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
                                                          Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                          Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
                                                          Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                          Natty Leach as Valerian
                                                          Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                          Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                          and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                          
                                                          A full transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                          
                                                          Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                          Pete Barry
                                                          
                                                          Created and produced by
                                                          Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                          
                                                          Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                          
                                                          • Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
                                                          • Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                          • Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons...]]>3736action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,full cast,music,scripted,sound effects,spooffalse312fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/emf-declassified-interrogations
                                                            Interviewing each other are:
                                                            Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
                                                            Bob Killion & John Dowgin
                                                            Ashley Banks & Kirk White
                                                            Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
                                                            Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
                                                            and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Featuring
                                                            Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Written and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                            
                                                            • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            ]]>070257f6-41c7-4790-858a-e63b84de276aFri, 27 May 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview! Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John Dowgin Ashley Banks & Kirk White...
                                                            Interviewing each other are:
                                                            Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
                                                            Bob Killion & John Dowgin
                                                            Ashley Banks & Kirk White
                                                            Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
                                                            Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
                                                            and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Featuring
                                                            Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Written and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
                                                            
                                                            • Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            ]]>3132audio drama,audio fiction,behind the scenes,fan art,full cast,interviewsfalse3bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/stump-pete-barry-live
                                                            A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate
                                                            
                                                            Featuring:
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            Bob Killion
                                                            Chris Klaniecki
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya
                                                            with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Conceived by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Produced and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Broadcast Directed by
                                                            Natty Leach
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected was created by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Sound effect attribution:
                                                            
                                                            • Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/
                                                              
                                                            ]]>b51da023-b757-485f-bcbe-b4e0e4b9b76bFri, 29 Jul 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia! A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here -...
                                                            A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate
                                                            
                                                            Featuring:
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            Bob Killion
                                                            Chris Klaniecki
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya
                                                            with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Conceived by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Produced and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Broadcast Directed by
                                                            Natty Leach
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected was created by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Sound effect attribution:
                                                            
                                                            • Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
                                                            • Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/
                                                              
                                                            ]]>3624audio drama,audio fiction,charity,feeding america,game show,livestream,live stream,quiz,sound effectdfalse3bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-41-the-borscht-identity
                                                            Written by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Story by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star
                                                            and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Editing and Mixing by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Produced and created by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.]]>13de264a-4ed6-491b-86fd-76bc9627056dFri, 30 Sep 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's. Written by John P. Dowgin Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Story by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star
                                                            and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Editing and Mixing by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Produced and created by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.]]>2431action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,episodic,full cast,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse41fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-42-kangaroo-jacked
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
                                                            and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
                                                            John Dowgin as Mondo
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>785529ab-f173-41f3-aff9-63d80d6afeb0Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
                                                            and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
                                                            John Dowgin as Mondo
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2998action,adventure,comedy,indianajones,parody,spoof,spyfalse42fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/bowden-montcreifs-the-ravenattempts to record "The Raven."
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe
                                                            
                                                            Written and Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:
                                                            
                                                            • Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
                                                            • 2-Pop by kwahmah_02
                                                            • Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
                                                            • Caw by egomassive
                                                            A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>9b300cd8-ed18-44a2-83fd-1b3b695e92d2Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomHappy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven." Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as...attempts to record "The Raven."
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe
                                                            
                                                            Written and Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:
                                                            
                                                            • Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
                                                            • 2-Pop by kwahmah_02
                                                            • Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
                                                            • Caw by egomassive
                                                            A full transcript of this episode is available here.]]>432edgar allen poe,halloween,original music,poe,poem,poetry,sound effects,spooky,the ravenfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-43-ghost-pepper-protocol
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
                                                            and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>36a61c23-c593-442b-bafc-a1095d43f4afFri, 25 Nov 2022 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
                                                            and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>2705action,comedy,crabs,gourmet,mafia,mob,original music,parody,sound effects,spoof,spy,the godfatherfalse43fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/44-nun-of-anarchy
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
                                                            Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
                                                            Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
                                                            Lia Barry as Harmony
                                                            and Margaret Pivetz as Emma
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>0a8ab59a-d6e5-42e2-b81e-5d341f9e5538Fri, 30 Dec 2022 05:12:28 +0000The Porch RoomArms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
                                                            Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
                                                            Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
                                                            Lia Barry as Harmony
                                                            and Margaret Pivetz as Emma
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>2529action,audio drama,audio fiction,catholic,comedy,episodic,full cast,nuns,original music,parody,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse44fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/45-nfts-at-the-gates
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
                                                            and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
                                                            Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>7367ecf6-39d9-4133-a4d5-77f0a0eedfb0Fri, 27 Jan 2023 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomGovernment secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
                                                            and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
                                                            Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2811astrology,bitcoin,blockchain,nftsfalse45fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/46-skipteen-candles
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
                                                            and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
                                                            Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
                                                            Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
                                                            Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
                                                            Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
                                                            with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Mr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>6b2aa337-e705-48ee-be57-0e232400cd44Fri, 24 Feb 2023 05:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomMcGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
                                                            and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
                                                            Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
                                                            Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
                                                            Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
                                                            Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
                                                            with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Mr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.]]>2930audio drama,audio fiction,bisexual,comedy,episodic,full cast,high school,lesbian,lgbt,original music,parody,prom,serialized,sound effects,spoof,spyfalse46fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/47-tinder-grindr-soldier-spy
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Fiona
                                                            and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dustin Karrat as Stefan
                                                            Jackie Sherman as Simone
                                                            JoEllen Notte as Lacey
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford
                                                            
                                                            JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>110c30d9-1c44-4071-ab92-36ead936588aFri, 31 Mar 2023 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomTo retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch. Written by Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Fiona
                                                            and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dustin Karrat as Stefan
                                                            Jackie Sherman as Simone
                                                            JoEllen Notte as Lacey
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford
                                                            
                                                            JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2805action,adventure,audio drama,audio fiction,comedy,dating,episodic,parody,romance,serialized,spoof,spy,tinderfalse47fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/48-zero-dork-thirty
                                                            Written by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
                                                            and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            John Dowgin as Helmut
                                                            Pete Barry as the Coast Guard
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>fa34447e-d29a-442b-982c-022e7d3a407cFri, 28 Apr 2023 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomThe military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
                                                            and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            John Dowgin as Helmut
                                                            Pete Barry as the Coast Guard
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2521action,audio drama,audio fiction,board games,comedy,episodic,full cast,gaming,parody,serialized,spoof,spy,tabletopfalse48fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/49-eight-heads-in-a-birkin-bag
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry and Jill Ivey
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Pete Barry as Grigory
                                                            Dave Serfass as Fyodor
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>bafc53ef-4c0b-4f6a-8a53-5cab4f2620ddFri, 26 May 2023 04:00:00 +0000The Porch RoomA former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend. Written by Pete Barry and Jill Ivey Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry and Jill Ivey
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Pete Barry as Grigory
                                                            Dave Serfass as Fyodor
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2248action,adventure,cloning,comedy,cryogenics,full cast,parody,spoof,spyfalse49fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/410-crawdaddy
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as Club Manager
                                                            Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
                                                            Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound mixing and editing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55309979Fri, 30 Jun 2023 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomA New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as Club Manager
                                                            Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
                                                            Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound mixing and editing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>2729action,comedy,episodic,fullcast,neworleans,serialized,spoof,spy,vampiresfalse410fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/411-the-wrath-of-cannes
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont
                                                            and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Dave Serfass as Pierre
                                                            John Dowgin as Marcus Carols
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56255179Fri, 28 Jul 2023 04:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomThe Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont
                                                            and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Dave Serfass as Pierre
                                                            John Dowgin as Marcus Carols
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.]]>2700action,adventure,cannes,comedy,lynch,parody,scifi,spoof,spy,startrek,trek,twinpeaksfalse411fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-412-grangers-on-a-train
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voice
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Dustin Karrat as Stefan
                                                            Dave Serfass as Robot Driver
                                                            Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56572231Fri, 25 Aug 2023 04:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomTerry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voice
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Dustin Karrat as Stefan
                                                            Dave Serfass as Robot Driver
                                                            Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.]]>3805action,adventure,audiodrama,audiofiction,comedy,episodic,fullcast,parody,serialized,spoof,spyfalse412fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/emf-declassified-the-conspirators
                                                            The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.
                                                            Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”
                                                            
                                                            Written and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Members of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56932693Fri, 29 Sep 2023 04:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomThe Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction. The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and...
                                                            The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.
                                                            Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”
                                                            
                                                            Written and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Members of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.]]>3681a9thworldjournal,audiodrama,audiofiction,behindthescenes,comedy,davidsdear,interview,jmichaeldeangelis,johndown,oz-9,paigeklaniecki,parody,petebarry,podcasting,sarahrheawerner,shannonperry,spoof,spyfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/introducing-oops-all-bards
                                                            Created and Directed by
                                                            Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Bel
                                                            Anne Coleman as Clarisse
                                                            Ross Currie as Andrik
                                                            Bob Killion as Chelonian
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Ruckus
                                                            with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttons
                                                            and Jill Ivey as your Host and Game Master
                                                            
                                                            Produced, Edited and Sound Design by
                                                            Nate Runkle
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            The Porch Room
                                                            
                                                            Oops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards
                                                            
                                                            If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends!
                                                            
                                                            Vote for us in the Audioverse Awards! www.audioverseawards.net/vote/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57376390Fri, 27 Oct 2023 04:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomOops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an...
                                                            Created and Directed by
                                                            Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Bel
                                                            Anne Coleman as Clarisse
                                                            Ross Currie as Andrik
                                                            Bob Killion as Chelonian
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Ruckus
                                                            with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttons
                                                            and Jill Ivey as your Host and Game Master
                                                            
                                                            Produced, Edited and Sound Design by
                                                            Nate Runkle
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            The Porch Room
                                                            
                                                            Oops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards
                                                            
                                                            If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends!
                                                            
                                                            Vote for us in the Audioverse Awards! www.audioverseawards.net/vote/]]>6497actualplay,bards,comedy,dnd,games,improv,missionrejected,roleplaying,rpg,tabletopfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/introducing-what-did-we-just-watchThe Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.
                                                            
                                                            On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.
                                                            
                                                            Created & Hosted by Mark Nessel
                                                            
                                                            Featuring: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected theme song by Pete Barry
                                                            What Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark Nessel
                                                            
                                                            Subscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57570834Fri, 24 Nov 2023 05:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomThe Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What...The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.
                                                            
                                                            On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.
                                                            
                                                            Created & Hosted by Mark Nessel
                                                            
                                                            Featuring: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected theme song by Pete Barry
                                                            What Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark Nessel
                                                            
                                                            Subscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.]]>3286gameshow,movies,trivia,valkilmerfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/twas-the-night-before-skipmasWritten & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore
                                                            Starring
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit our website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58013876Fri, 22 Dec 2023 05:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomIt’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore...Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore
                                                            Starring
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit our website.]]>379christmas,holiday,nightbeforechristmas,parody,santa,spooffalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/gloria-kovak-pi
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this minisode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58436426Fri, 26 Jan 2024 05:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomThe night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I. Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Bob Killion as Warburton and...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this minisode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.]]>588breakfast,comedy,mystery,noir,pancakes,parody,spoof,spyfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/gloria-kovak-pi-china-clownWritten by John Dowgin
                                                            Directed by Pete Barry
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Bob Killion as Jake Mittens
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro
                                                            Pete Barry as Mad Monty
                                                            and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler
                                                            A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58690887Fri, 16 Feb 2024 05:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomThere are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest. Written by John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Bob Killion as Jake Mittens J. Michael DeAngelis as...Written by John Dowgin
                                                            Directed by Pete Barry
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Bob Killion as Jake Mittens
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro
                                                            Pete Barry as Mad Monty
                                                            and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler
                                                            A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            ]]>853action,chinatown,comedy,fullcast,originalmusic,parody,spoof,spyfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/gloria-kovak-pi-the-big-float
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein
                                                            Pete Barry as Nate Gundry
                                                            Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph
                                                            and Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58859324Fri, 01 Mar 2024 05:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomThe night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein
                                                            Pete Barry as Nate Gundry
                                                            Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph
                                                            and Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.]]>716action,comedy,detective,noir,parody,spoof,spyfalse4bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-51-the-world-is-way-too-much-part-one
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Archie Grant
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59047190Fri, 15 Mar 2024 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomTerry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath...
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Archie Grant
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.]]>2342action,comedy,parody,spoof,spyfalse51fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-52-the-world-is-way-too-much-part-two
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59198387Fri, 29 Mar 2024 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomSection Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowing...
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.]]>2209007,action,comedy,parody,spoof,spyfalse52fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-53-naked-and-dismayed
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
                                                            Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
                                                            Crystal Storm as Chelsea
                                                            Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            The script of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created & Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59659953Fri, 26 Apr 2024 04:00:04 +0000The Porch RoomA survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
                                                            Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
                                                            Crystal Storm as Chelsea
                                                            Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            The script of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created & Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage]]>2589acid,comedy,frogs,nakedandafraid,parody,realitytv,spoof,spy,survivor,tripfalse53fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-54-murder-she-plagiarized
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House
                                                            John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers
                                                            Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher
                                                            Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli
                                                            Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin
                                                            Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie
                                                            Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60230319Fri, 31 May 2024 04:00:05 +0000The Porch RoomAn idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave...
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
                                                            and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House
                                                            John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers
                                                            Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher
                                                            Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli
                                                            Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin
                                                            Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie
                                                            Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.]]>3007action,angelalansbury,comedy,cosymurder,maine,murder,murdershewrote,parody,spoof,tvfalse54fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-55-nooses-off
                                                            Written by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as President Henson
                                                            James Garde as Vice President Powers
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella
                                                            Julia Duffy as Cressida
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            Benn Iffring as Head Usher
                                                            Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom
                                                            Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Original Music by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60529474Fri, 28 Jun 2024 04:00:09 +0000The Porch RoomA phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as...
                                                            Written by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as President Henson
                                                            James Garde as Vice President Powers
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella
                                                            Julia Duffy as Cressida
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            Benn Iffring as Head Usher
                                                            Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom
                                                            Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Original Music by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>3241backstage,broadway,comedy,fullcast,mutant,ninja,ninjaturtles,parody,phantom,phantomoftheopera,spoof,spy,teenage,theater,theatre,tmnt,turtlesfalse55fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-56-mr-and-mrs-and-mr-and-mrs-smith
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
                                                            and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as President Henson
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
                                                            David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
                                                            Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
                                                            Alexis Sottile as Maria
                                                            with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60801939Fri, 26 Jul 2024 04:00:04 +0000The Porch RoomBowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight. Written and Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
                                                            Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
                                                            and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as President Henson
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
                                                            David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
                                                            Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
                                                            Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
                                                            Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
                                                            Alexis Sottile as Maria
                                                            with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
                                                            and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.]]>2801action,catholic,comedy,conspiracy,fullcast,italy,nuns,parody,sciliy,spoof,spy,weddingfalse56fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-57-portrait-of-a-lady-on-tires
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
                                                            and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
                                                            Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
                                                            Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
                                                            John Dowgin as Athlete 2
                                                            Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music and lyrics by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by 
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61201241Fri, 30 Aug 2024 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomThe Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip. Written by John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
                                                            and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
                                                            Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
                                                            Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
                                                            John Dowgin as Athlete 2
                                                            Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music and lyrics by 
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by 
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>2682action,comedy,cycling,espionage,olympics,paris,parody,spoof,spyfalse57fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-58-live-and-let-dice
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Cuthberta
                                                            and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            Dave Serfass as Innkeeper
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62110236Fri, 27 Sep 2024 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomTourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf. Written by Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Cuthberta
                                                            and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            Dave Serfass as Innkeeper
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>2927action,comedy,d&d,dice,dnd,dragons,dungeons,dungeonsanddragons,games,gaming,geek,larp,parody,roleplaygame,rpg,scotland,spoof,spy,tabletop,wizardsfalse58fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-59-goldenear
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            James Garde as Oz Powers
                                                            Marnie Warner as Fran Nelson
                                                            John Dowgin as Douglas Henson
                                                            Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin
                                                            Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Rhys Lawton as Case
                                                            Delilah Tahiri as Shadow
                                                            Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62491345Fri, 25 Oct 2024 04:01:13 +0000The Porch RoomA South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            James Garde as Oz Powers
                                                            Marnie Warner as Fran Nelson
                                                            John Dowgin as Douglas Henson
                                                            Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin
                                                            Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            Rhys Lawton as Case
                                                            Delilah Tahiri as Shadow
                                                            Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.]]>2406action,anagrams,comedy,corn,cornmaze,dakota,maze,parody,planes,puzzle,spoof,spyfalse59fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-510-plight-at-the-museum
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Midge and Stella
                                                            and Bob Killion as Carlton the Attendant
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Benn Iffring as White House Tour Guide
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Tourist 1
                                                            Dave Serfass as Tourist 2
                                                            Remy Stevens as Dancer
                                                            Roberta Steve as Edna
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            Tage Das as Museum Goon
                                                            John Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. Middleditch
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63048946Fri, 29 Nov 2024 05:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomAn exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as...
                                                            Written by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Midge and Stella
                                                            and Bob Killion as Carlton the Attendant
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Benn Iffring as White House Tour Guide
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Tourist 1
                                                            Dave Serfass as Tourist 2
                                                            Remy Stevens as Dancer
                                                            Roberta Steve as Edna
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            Tage Das as Museum Goon
                                                            John Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. Middleditch
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.]]>2382comedy,horses,kentuckyderby,museum,parody,spoof,spyfalse510fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-511-the-living-sleighlights
                                                            CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.
                                                            
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammond
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                                                            Emily DeAngelis as Young Zelda
                                                            Pete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr Biff Studebaker
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            with Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63423378Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:00:07 +0000The Porch RoomSection Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree. CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas,...
                                                            CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.
                                                            
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammond
                                                            and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
                                                            Emily DeAngelis as Young Zelda
                                                            Pete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
                                                            David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
                                                            Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr Biff Studebaker
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
                                                            with Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing, and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.]]>2606action,christmas,christmascarol,comedy,dickens,family,foundfamily,fullcast,ghosts,holiday,lgbt,lgbtq,parody,spoof,spyfalse511fullhttps://missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-512-dont-tell-mom-the-illuminatis-dad
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Midge
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound mixing and editing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63985743Fri, 31 Jan 2025 05:00:07 +0000The Porch RoomNew Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Midge
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound mixing and editing by
                                                            John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.]]>3557action,christmas,comedy,conspiracy,dad,family,ocean,paranoia,parody,spoof,spyfalse512fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/what-did-we-just-watch-shock-treatment
                                                            Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.
                                                            
                                                            Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            Players: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            If you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64764236Fri, 28 Mar 2025 04:00:09 +0000The Porch RoomYou'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment. Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life...
                                                            Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.
                                                            
                                                            Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            Players: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            If you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.]]>4589cinema,comedy,game,gameshow,horror,movies,musicals,rhps,rocky,rockyhorror,triviafalse5bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episode/emf-declassified-v-communiques
                                                            Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Patreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!
                                                            
                                                            Produced and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music and sound effects by
                                                            Pete Barry"
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected" created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65638045Fri, 25 Apr 2025 04:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomFor our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a...
                                                            Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Patreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!
                                                            
                                                            Produced and Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music and sound effects by
                                                            Pete Barry"
                                                            
                                                            Mission: Rejected" created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            ]]>3592actors,behindthescenes,design,interviews,podcasts,production,soundfalse5bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/coco-the-barbarian-needs-a-friend
                                                            Created & Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and Gary
                                                            Ashley Banks as Red Sona
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Matt Girly
                                                            and special guest Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            Don't forget that tickets are now on sale for the Mission: Rejected live show in Philadelphia on August 2nd! Get yours now! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.
                                                            
                                                            See our website for a full list of credits.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66617401Fri, 27 Jun 2025 04:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomThe legendary warrior Coco the Barbarian has invented an entirely new medium...the podcast! Joining him on his quest to resurrect his once mighty IP are his sidekick Red Sona and his erstwhile producer, Matt "Girlyman". Together, they interview...
                                                            Created & Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and Gary
                                                            Ashley Banks as Red Sona
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Matt Girly
                                                            and special guest Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            Don't forget that tickets are now on sale for the Mission: Rejected live show in Philadelphia on August 2nd! Get yours now! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.
                                                            
                                                            See our website for a full list of credits.]]>2148barbarian,celebrity,coco,comedy,conan,friend,interview,parody,sonafalse5bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/from-prussia-wit-wiz-live-in-philadelphia
                                                            Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025.
                                                            
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Mrs. DiNunzio
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral, Jambo, Steve Connors, and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Larry Hastings
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chip Esterhouse
                                                            Pete Barry as Cory Champlain and Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as June Squibb
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Jake Walsh
                                                            and Caden Dowgin as Cooper Sharpe
                                                            
                                                            Music and Effects Written and Performed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Special thanks to Eric Bressler and Justin Roman at PhilaMoCA. All sound effects created by Pete Barry, except Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) used under license.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67240754Fri, 08 Aug 2025 04:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomA group of sovereign nation separatists plan to annex a major suburb...and President Chet Phillips is eating cheesesteaks. Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025. Written & Directed by J....
                                                            Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025.
                                                            
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Mrs. DiNunzio
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Admiral, Jambo, Steve Connors, and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Larry Hastings
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chip Esterhouse
                                                            Pete Barry as Cory Champlain and Kristatos O'Brien
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as June Squibb
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Jake Walsh
                                                            and Caden Dowgin as Cooper Sharpe
                                                            
                                                            Music and Effects Written and Performed by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Special thanks to Eric Bressler and Justin Roman at PhilaMoCA. All sound effects created by Pete Barry, except Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) used under license.]]>3761cheese,cheesesteak,comedy,eagles,flyers,live,philadelphia,philamoca,phillies,philly,spoof,spy,steaksfalse513bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/coco-the-barbarian-needs-a-friend-athena-obrienRed Sonja reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings.
                                                            
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman"
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
                                                            and Ashley Banks as Red Sona and Athena O'Brien
                                                            
                                                            Produced & Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music & Sound Effects by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67449344Fri, 29 Aug 2025 04:00:09 +0000The Porch RoomCoco the Barbarian, Red Sona, and Matt welcome tech goddess Athena O'Brien to the studio, unpack their feelings about the new https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800175/ reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings. Improvising are: J. Michael...Red Sonja reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings.
                                                            
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman"
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
                                                            and Ashley Banks as Red Sona and Athena O'Brien
                                                            
                                                            Produced & Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music & Sound Effects by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.]]>2039barbarian,coco,conan,parody,spooffalse5bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/podcast/coco-the-barbarian-needs-a-friend-mario-capretti
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario Capretti
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
                                                            and Ashley Banks as Red Sona
                                                            
                                                            Created, Produced & Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music & Sound Effects by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67809466Fri, 26 Sep 2025 04:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomThis week, Coco, Red Sona and Matt welcome legendarily fearless racer Mario Capretti to discuss what cars are, the benefits of greasing up your body, why Brad Pitt is our mortal enemy, and, of course, goats. Improvising are: J. Michael DeAngelis as...
                                                            Improvising are:
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario Capretti
                                                            Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
                                                            and Ashley Banks as Red Sona
                                                            
                                                            Created, Produced & Edited by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Music & Sound Effects by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Executive Producers
                                                            Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.]]>2516barbarian,coco,conan,conanthebarbarian,f1,improv,luigi,mario,racingfalse5bonushttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/61-motions-eleven
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Story by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpakaya as Mini-McGrath
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Tech Bro
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            Nguyen Mai as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            Phuong Nhi as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            Hoang Trong Nam as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Tech VP and NSA Advisor
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
                                                            Pete Barry as First Mate Barry
                                                            Dustin Miller as Captain Twede
                                                            Brendan Kennedy as Play-by-Play Announcer
                                                            Eli Katz as Olivia
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound mixing and editing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68761857Fri, 28 Nov 2025 05:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomSkip Granger is on trial for murder…and Ex-President Chet Phillips is one of his victims. Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed by J. Michael...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Story by
                                                            Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpakaya as Mini-McGrath
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps
                                                            and Bob Killion as The Tech Bro
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
                                                            Eric Perry as Whitmire
                                                            Nguyen Mai as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            Phuong Nhi as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            Hoang Trong Nam as Vietnamese Fish Seller
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Tech VP and NSA Advisor
                                                            Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
                                                            Pete Barry as First Mate Barry
                                                            Dustin Miller as Captain Twede
                                                            Brendan Kennedy as Play-by-Play Announcer
                                                            Eli Katz as Olivia
                                                            and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound mixing and editing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.]]>3088action,adventure,comedy,courtroom,law,order,spyfalse61fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/62-the-mild-mild-west
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillps
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Annie Dopley and Alice the Waitress
                                                            and Bob Killion as White Willy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as Old Sweepy
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Calamity Mary Jane
                                                            Rachel Song as Spliff Foot Sue
                                                            John Dowgin as Goggins
                                                            Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry
                                                            “Red River Valley”, traditional, arranged by Pete Barry, special lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            “The Entertainer”, by Scott Joplin, arranged by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: Personal Demon
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            See the episode webpage for a complete list of credits.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69190706Fri, 26 Dec 2025 05:00:08 +0000The Porch RoomAn Old West dude ranch tourist attraction run by Stuart Gilligan is threatened by a sinister real estate developer…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is waxing the floor. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip...
                                                            Written & Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillps
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Annie Dopley and Alice the Waitress
                                                            and Bob Killion as White Willy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Dave Serfass as Old Sweepy
                                                            Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Calamity Mary Jane
                                                            Rachel Song as Spliff Foot Sue
                                                            John Dowgin as Goggins
                                                            Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
                                                            Pete Barry as Kyle
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry
                                                            “Red River Valley”, traditional, arranged by Pete Barry, special lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            “The Entertainer”, by Scott Joplin, arranged by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: Personal Demon
                                                            
                                                            Created and Produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            See the episode webpage for a complete list of credits.]]>3123cbd,colorado,country,cowboys,cowgirls,pot,ranch,west,wildfalse62fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/63-never-say-next-day-again
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Sister Prudence and Alexa
                                                            and Bob Killion as Amazon Driver
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Lessmacher
                                                            Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
                                                            Kyle Jones as Highway Patrol Officer
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Please see our website for a complete list of credits.
                                                            
                                                            Please consider supporting Neighborhood House Minnesota and the Mutual Aid network.
                                                            Post-credits trailer: This House Will Devour You
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69658149Fri, 30 Jan 2026 05:00:09 +0000The Porch RoomAn autonomous delivery truck has been programmed to deliver a rogue nuclear weapon…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is refilling waters. Written by Pete Barry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Sister Prudence and Alexa
                                                            and Bob Killion as Amazon Driver
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
                                                            Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Lessmacher
                                                            Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia
                                                            Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
                                                            Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
                                                            Kyle Jones as Highway Patrol Officer
                                                            
                                                            Music, sound editing and mixing by
                                                            Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Please see our website for a complete list of credits.
                                                            
                                                            Please consider supporting Neighborhood House Minnesota and the Mutual Aid network.
                                                            Post-credits trailer: This House Will Devour You
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            ]]>2823amazon,comedy,delivery,driving,mississippi,parody,racing,spoof,spy,texasfalse63fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/64-the-man-with-the-molten-gun
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Kiki St. Claire
                                                            Bob Killion as General Degoutant and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as the App Voice
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Lookout
                                                            Dave Serfass as Pierre
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: Madison On The Air
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70293223Fri, 27 Feb 2026 05:00:03 +0000The Porch RoomAn ambitious general may be plotting a coup d'état…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is singing showtunes. Written and Directed by John P. Dowgin Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath Dave...
                                                            Written and Directed by
                                                            John P. Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Kiki St. Claire
                                                            Bob Killion as General Degoutant and Security Guy
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
                                                            Pete Barry as the App Voice
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Lookout
                                                            Dave Serfass as Pierre
                                                            David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript is available here.
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Post-credits trailer: Madison On The Air
                                                            
                                                            For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.]]>3267007,action,comedy,gold,parody,party,planning,rebel,shakespeare,spoof,spyfalse64fullhttps://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/65-we-fought-a-zoo
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Frida
                                                            and Bob Killion as Herschel
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Pete Barry as Squeaky Voice Cashier
                                                            John Dowgin as Hungry Customer
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Leroy Quattlebaum
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Post credits trailer: Moose on a Highway
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            See our website for a full list of credits.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70857163Fri, 27 Mar 2026 04:00:02 +0000The Porch RoomAn unstable animal geneticist may be conducting dangerous experiments at his private zoo…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is chasing down tacos. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger...
                                                            Written by
                                                            Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            Directed by
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis
                                                            
                                                            Starring
                                                            Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
                                                            Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
                                                            Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
                                                            Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
                                                            Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
                                                            with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
                                                            and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
                                                            
                                                            Also Starring
                                                            Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
                                                            Jill Ivey as Frida
                                                            and Bob Killion as Herschel
                                                            
                                                            Guest Starring
                                                            Pete Barry as Squeaky Voice Cashier
                                                            John Dowgin as Hungry Customer
                                                            J. Michael DeAngelis as Leroy Quattlebaum
                                                            
                                                            Music by Pete Barry
                                                            Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
                                                            
                                                            A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
                                                            
                                                            Post credits trailer: Moose on a Highway
                                                            
                                                            Created and produced by
                                                            Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
                                                            Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
                                                            
                                                            See our website for a full list of credits.
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
                                                            
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